The Bad Ass Quote Thread

[unstoppable]

some guy-What's with the black clothing people will think your goin' to a funeral

Johnny Cash-Maybe I am

[Warhammer]

edit.

[Warhammer]

http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/9079/1122561237blade030qz.jpg

- There's always some motherf***er tryin' to ice skate uphill.

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/miramax_films/pulp_fiction/samuel_l__jackson/pulp3.jpg

- Get the f*** outta my face with that s***.
- My name's Pit, and your ass ain't talkin' your way out of this s***.
- Go in that bag and get my wallet. It's the one that say Bad Motherf***er.

http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/a/ashed1.jpg

- Hail to the king, baby!
- Good? Bad? I'm the one with the gun.
- I got news for you, pal. You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and Sh**. And, Jack left town.
- Come get some.

[Golgo-13]

"You send in that many men you better bring one more thing" Col.Troutman

"What's that?"-Sheriff

"A good supply of body bags!"-Col.Troutman

RAMBO: First Blood.

[The Spawn]

Someone explain the Batman and Darkseid quote.

[Franklin Richards]

"I'm done doing what I swore an oath to God 28 years ago to never do again. I've created, "something that kills people." And in that purpose I was a success. I've done this, because philosophically I'm sympathetic to your aim. I can tell you with no ego, this is my finest sword. If on your journey, you should encounter God, God will be cut."


:thing: :doom: :thing:

[Kebab gud]

Someone explain the Batman and Darkseid quote.

whats to explain.. darkseid is beeing himself and so is batman...

[The Spawn]

Obviously, but it can still be explained.

[The Spawn]

"You ever hear of the neutron bomb? Destroys people - leaves buildings standing. Fits in a suitcase. It's so small, no one knows it's there until - BLAMMO! Eyes melt, skin explodes, everybody dead! So immoral, working on the thing can drive you mad. That's what happened to this friend of mine. So he had a lobotomy. Now he's well again." - J Frank Parnell, Repo Man

[CaptainAmerica]

"People think it's an obsession. A compulsion. As if there were an irresistible impulse to act. It's never been like that. I chose this life. I know what I'm doing. And on any given day, I could stop doing it. Today, however, isn't that day. And tomorrow won't be either."

—Batman.

[Fledermaus]

Someone explain the Batman and Darkseid quote.

Darkseid:"The skies will burn. The oceans will boil. The streets will run red with your blood."
Batman:"I'm from Gotham. Show me."

Batman is implying that Skies burning, oceans boiling, and streets running red with blood is pretty much commonplace in Gotham, and it takes more than that to impress him.

[The Spawn]

Ah...I had a feeling...I think, that was in Jan. after all.

[Ash J. Williams]

http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/a/ashed1.jpg

- Hail to the king, baby!
- Good? Bad? I'm the one with the gun.
- I got news for you, pal. You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and Sh**. And, Jack left town.
- Come get some.
:up:

[Ash J. Williams]

"I don't give a f**k about your war...or your president." - Escape from New York

[CFE]

"It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything." -- Tyler Durden (Fight Club)

"Don't think I'm not making a mental list of all your f**king bulls**t." -- Ronnie White (RZ's Halloween)

"The next time you want to backstab me, have the guts to do it to my face." -- Malcolm (Firefly)

"If someone wants to kill you, you just gotta turn around and try to kill them right back." -- Unknown

"No one ever won a war by dying for their country. They won by making the other son of a b*tch die for his." -- General Patton.

"You never know what a man is truly made of until you peel off his flesh one piece at a time." -- The Joker (TDK)

"I GOT IT! You tell me about the first boy you ever kissed and I'll tell you about the first one I ever killed!" -- The Joker

"SWEAR TO ME!!!" -- Batman (Batman Begins)

----------------

CFE

[The IronMan]

I must break you-
Ivan Drago

[Sloth7d]

I came to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of bubble gum. -Duke Nuke

Now, learn. Learn what happens when you mess with themost powerful being in the universe!!!!!!!-- Freeza

You gave me all the power you had and still I couldn't beat Sora... I'm not impressed.--- Riku

Oh, and if any of you disagree with what I'm doing to Vegeta, feel free to stop me anytime you like. ---Freeza

FINAL FLASH!---Vegeta

Would that include a bullet from this gun?--- Morphious

[CFE]

"You may have invaded my body...but there is one thing a Saiyan always keeps......HIS PRIDE!!!!"

CFE

[Ash J. Williams]

I came to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of bubble gum. -Duke Nuke
Actually, Roddy Piper's character first said that in John Carpenter's They Live.

[Sloth7d]

"You may have invaded my body...but there is one thing a Saiyan always keeps......HIS PRIDE!!!!"

CFE

Damn, how'd I forget that one?

Actually, Roddy Piper's character first said that in John Carpenter's They Live.

I should've known this reference, like all of Duke's, came from somewhere else. Still good though.

[demento]

"All right now, I'm comin' out! Any man I see out there, I'm gonna kill him! Any sumb#tch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife! All his friends! Burn his damn house down!"

"You better bury Ned right; and don't go cuttin' up... nor otherwise harm no whores, or I'll come back and kill every one of you sons-a-b#tches!"

"Any man don't wanna get killed... better clear on out the back."

"I'm Will Munny and I've killed women and children. I've killed everything that walks or crawls at one time or another. And I'm here to kill you, Little Bill, for what you done to Ned."

Clint Eastwood as Will Munny in Unforgiven

[Bill]

" Your simian countenance suggests a heritage unusually rich in species diversity. " --Calvin to Moe, Calvin and Hobbes

[Fledermaus]

"All right now, I'm comin' out! Any man I see out there, I'm gonna kill him! Any sumb#tch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife! All his friends! Burn his damn house down!"

"You better bury Ned right; and don't go cuttin' up... nor otherwise harm no whores, or I'll come back and kill every one of you sons-a-b#tches!"

"Any man don't wanna get killed... better clear on out the back."

"I'm Will Munny and I've killed women and children. I've killed everything that walks or crawls at one time or another. And I'm here to kill you, Little Bill, for what you done to Ned."

Clint Eastwood as Will Munny in Unforgiven

:up:

"Tonight we dine in Hell!"

300

Full of bad ass quotes.

[The Apocalypse]

"I'm gonna count to 5"
"Well I'm gonna count to three" *points gun to head* - Transformers

Thought that was badass

[Leto Atrides]

If we're going for cheesy, geeky quotes than you can't beat Warhammer 40K:

Even a man who has nothing can still offer his life.
Only in death does duty end.
I shall fear no evil, for I am fear incarnate!
The enemies of the Emperor fear many things. They fear discovery, defeat, despair and death. Yet there is one thing they fear above all others. They fear the wrath of the Space Marines.
I tread the path of Righteousness. Though it be paved with broken glass, I shall walk it barefoot; though it crosses rivers of fire, I will pass over them; though it wanders wide, the light of the Emperor guides my step.
Emperor, bestow on me your righteous fury and your furious strength. Let me become the storm that blasts the enemy from your sight.
They shall be pure of heart and strong of body, untainted by doubt and unsullied by self-aggrandisement. They will be bright stars in the firmament of battle. Angels of Death whose shining wings bring swift annihilation to the enemies of Man. So it shall be for a thousand times a thousand years, unto the very end of eternity and the extinction of mortal flesh.

[CaptainAmerica]

"The culture war is like a bar fight . . . and I'm your broken pool cue!"

—Stephen Colbert.

[demento]

All right, Clanton... you called down the thunder, well now you've got it! You see that? [pulls open his coat, revealing a badge] It says United States Marshal!

[referring to Stilwell, laying dead] Take a good look at him, Ike... 'cause that's how you're gonna end up! [shoves Ike down roughly with his boot and slashes his cheek with a spur] The Cowboys are finished, you understand? I see a red sash, I kill the man wearin' it!

[lets Ike up to run for his life] So run, you cur... RUN! Tell all the other curs the law's comin'! [shouts] You tell 'em I'M coming... and hell's coming with me, you hear?... [louder] HELL'S COMING WITH ME!

- Kurt Russell as Wyatt Earp in Tombstone

[Dark Guardian]

"I'm gonna keep the coke and the fries but I'm gonna send this burger back. And if you put any mayonnaise on it, I'm gonna come over to your house, I'll chop your legs off, set fire to your house, and watch as you drag your bloody stumps out the door. Got that?"
--Jimmy Tudeski from the Whole Nine Yards

Even coming from a comedy movie I thought that was pretty badass

[Bill]

Tuco: There are two kinds of spurs, my friend. Those that come in by the door; those that come in by the window.

Mexican Bounty Hunter: [holding a wanted poster] Hey, amigo! You know you have a face beautiful enough to be worth $2000?
Man With No Name: [from behind them] Yeah, but you don't look like the one who's going to collect it.

Man With No Name: You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.

[raybia]

Man, you come right out of a comic book. - Williams (Enter the Dragon)

[TNC9852002]

"You were gonna kill that guy?!"
"Of course, I'm a terminator."

-TNC

[A.J.Rimmer(BSC)]

"Remember remember the 5 of November the gunpowder,treason and plot, I know of no reason why the gunpowder treason should ever be forgot"

I REALLY hate that sentence. The english sounds really off.

[Dark Guardian]

I REALLY hate that sentence. The english sounds really off.
I hate to say it, but that actually is correct English. Sorry buddy.

[Leto Atrides]

I REALLY hate that sentence. The english sounds really off.

1. It's correct.
2. It's from a rhyming verse from the 17th century, what do you expect?

[Noir]

"Time to kick ass and chew bubble gum.. and I'm all out of bubblegum."

[Argyle of Sock]

^Along those same lines...

"You ain't leading but two things...Jack and S**t...and Jack just left town."

[demento]

"See this? This is a charger. It's used by convicts to hold money and drugs. They stick it in their body, they tuck it up their rectum. You familiar with that? This - look at me - pencil detonator. Timer, used as a receiver, transmitter. C4, highly explosive. You put 'em all together, you got a bomb. Not very sophisticated but very powerful. [whispers in his ear] That's what you have in your ass right now."

Denzel as Creasy in Man on Fire

[The Spawn]

Old School:

Godfather: At this point, you may be asking yourself; "Why am I holding this 30 pound cinder block in my hands?" You might also ask yourself; "Why does this cinder block have a long piece of string... tied to it. And finally, why's the other end of this string tied securely to your penis?

[jaymes_e06]

"The first case of HIV/AIDS was identified 25 years ago. Since then 25million people have died 5 thousand people dye daily. The fight against this disease still hasn’t produced a cure. But every day every person who joins the fight brings us that much more closer to winning it. So why should I care; because it’s impossible not to."

-Famke Janssen in a PSA about Aids

[The Spawn]

Rorschach: The world will look up and shout "Save us!"... And I'll whisper "No."

[Dark Carnage]

So why should I care; because it’s impossible not to."
http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/853/adidasmp5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Alexia Dark]

"Send your boss a message. We are coming."

"We? Tom Jackman is gone-"

"We are coming. Sign it, "Jekyll and Hyde"."

Tom Jackman (and "Billy" Hyde?), BBC series Jekyll.

[November Rain]

'He who runs with aggression walks without dignity'

samurai jack

[Sebastos]

^ That show was great.

"If you love life, don't wast time. For time is what life is made up of." - Bruce Lee

[huskerwebhead]

"There is no freedom from me, only freedom through me!" -Apocalypse from the X-Men cartoon

"I've come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass....and I'm all out of bubblegum."

"Whatever happens, happens" - Spike Spiegel

"I started wailing the blues when the doctor whacked my bottom on the day I was born." -Jet Black

"And you will shed tears of scarlet." -Vicious

[November Rain]

Obsession is the greatest episode of X-men ever, 90% of all dialogue from it is pure genius, the writing and voice acting was suberb.

[huskerwebhead]

Obsession is the greatest episode of X-men ever, 90% of all dialogue from it is pure genius, the writing and voice acting was suberb.

There was another line from that episode....something like "Come, Kneel before me, and know the peace of eternal sleep." Though I know that's not quite it. Can't find it online anywhere.

"Sometimes you have to roll the hard six" -Admiral William Adama

[November Rain]

come, submit, creve unto me and know the joys of eternal darkness.

don't mess with me with that ep, i know ALL the quotes from it

[SuBe]

You might not think this is bad-ass, but I do, because it's true.

"A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government. It can only exist until the voters discover that they can vote themselves money from the public treasure. From that moment on the majority always votes for the candidates promising the most money from the public treasury, with the result that a democracy always collapses over loose fiscal policy followed by a dictatorship. The average age of the world's great civilizations has been two hundred years. These nations have progressed through the following sequence: from bondage to spiritual faith, from spiritual faith to great courage, from courage to liberty, from liberty to abundance, from abundance to selfishness, from selfishness to complacency from complacency to apathy, from apathy to dependency, from dependency back to bondage."

[knowsbleed]

It's a quote from who though?



"I can walk on water, eat bullets, and **** ice cream!" Johnnie Red

[huskerwebhead]

come, submit, creve unto me and know the joys of eternal darkness.

don't mess with me with that ep, i know ALL the quotes from it

:up: That's it! Excellent!

Don't know if this one has been said yet or not:

"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you." - Bryan (Taken)

[Franklin Richards]

Today is history. Today will be remembered. Years from now the young will ask with wonder about this day. Today is history and you are part of it. Six hundred years ago when elsewhere they were footing the blame for the Black Death, Casimir the Great - so called - told the Jews they could come to Krakow. They came. They trundled their belongings into the city. They settled. They took hold. They prospered in business, science, education, the arts. With nothing they came and with nothing they flourished. For six centuries there has been a Jewish Krakow. By this evening those six centuries will be a rumor. They never happened. Today is history.


Amon Goeth --- Schindler's List



:doom: :doom: :doom:

[Dark Carnage]

"If I can't eat it, drink it, f**k it or fire it, I ain't interested. - Peter McCabe

[The Spawn]

LOCKE: Don't tell me what I can't do.

[Doctor Jones]

HAN SOLO: Sorry about the mess.

Basically the whole Greedo conversation.

Actually anything Han Solo says is badass.

EDIT: Anything Harrison Ford says is badass.

Indy: Prepare to meet Kahli! IN HELL!

Not as easy as it used to be.

You wanna talk to God? Let's go see him together, I've got nothing else better to do.

This is an obsession dad. I never understood it. Never.... And neither did mom.

[Faded To Deaf]

"Now, now, my good man, this is no time for making enemies."

Last Words Of: Voltaire, philosopher

This one requires a little context. Voltaire was a famous essayist, deist and apparently smart@$$.

So who is the "enemy" he's talking about in the above quote? It was his response to a priest at the side of his deathbed, asking Voltaire to use the precious few moments left to renounce Satan
__________________________________________________

"More weight."

Last Words Of: Giles Corey, farmer and accused witch, while being crushed with stones

According to colonial law, a person who refused to plead innocent or guilty of a crime could not be tried. This was particularly vexing to the courts when they had people accused of witchcraft, since they weren't going to torch themselves.

Their remedy for this was "peine forte et dure", the process where the accused was slowly compacted by rocks until a plea was entered. "Tough love" was pretty new back then and clearly had some refining left. Giles Corey, knowing he wouldn't be afforded a fair trial, challenged every plea request with the above "More weight," as in, "add more stones." He did this literally down to his last breath.

No matter how enormous the rocks they stacked on Giles, it's evident he was carrying the largest stones in the room before he even walked in.

*Courtesy of Cracked.com

[Cunning Stunts]

I don't doubt that this one's been quoted already, but if not, then I'm ashamed of all of you:

"I don't know about you, but I'm havin' a ball."
- Marv (from Sin City), while dragging a guy's face along the pavement at about 60 miles per hour.

[Doctor Jones]

James Bond: "The world is not hard to fathom for a man who believes in nothing."

[kytrigger]

"After eight years as President I have only two regrets: that I have not shot Henry Clay or hanged John C. Calhoun."

-President Andrew Jackson (Calhoun was his Vice President)

[Ziggyman]

Here's my mother f**kin' farm! I'm a lead farmer, mother f**ker! - Kirk Lazarus

[C.F. Kane]

"I am the son and the heir of a shyness that is criminally vulgar. I am the son and heir of nothing in particular." - Morrissey



wait,


I got this game wrong didn't I?

[Faded To Deaf]

Strack is being held by his foot over a staggering drop from a Skyscraper by Westlake.

Strack: Go ahead, do it Westlake! Ya can't! I know you too well. Dropping me...it's not really an option for ya! It's not something you could live with!

Westlake lets go of Strack.

Westlake: I'm learning to live with a lot of things.

[Ash J. Williams]

I've always liked: "You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

[Ugfugly]

"We deal in lead" - Roland Deschain

[JackBauer]

Goodspeed: I'll do my best.
Mason: Your best? Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and f**k the prom queen.
Goodspeed: Carla was the prom queen.
Mason: Yeah?
Goodspeed pulls his gun.
Goodspeed: Yeah.
-The Rock

[Hotwire]

Not sure if it's been posted yet, but....

Blade: "Some motherf***ers are always trying to ice skate up hill."

[Hotwire]

"One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it."

-Kung Fu Panda

[The Navigator]

"You only live twice. Once when you're born, and once when you stare death in the face."

--Ian Fleming

[SuperFerret]

"I am called the Martian Manhunter. I am the sole survivor of Mars. There is a reason for that." -J'onn J'onzz

[CashforStash]

One of my fave JAWS quotes...

"SMILE YOU SON OF A *****!!!!"

[The Spawn]

"You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your ****ing khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world"

Tyler Durden - Fight Club

[Beanjuice]

"Thata nic side arm you got the. What is it?"


"I dont know what its called.....i just know the sound it makes when it takes man' life."


Four Leaf Taggart- Tropic Thunder

[Faded To Deaf]

i'm a dog spelled backwards -- kmd

[Faded To Deaf]

But I'm not a slave to a god
That doesn't exist
But I'm not a slave to a world
That doesn't give a s***

-- Marilyn Manson

[Gilpesh]

Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking. -H.L. Mencken

[The Spawn]

Bill Hicks:

All matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. We are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There is no such thing as death. Life is a dream, and we're the imagination of ourselves.

The world is like a ride at an amusement park, and when you choose to go on it, you think it's real, 'cause that's how powerful our minds are. The ride goes up and down and around and around. It has thrills and chills and its very brightly colored and its very loud. And it's fun, for a while. But some people have been on the ride for a long time, and they begin to question, "is this real? Or is this a ride?" And other people have remembered and they come back to us. They say, "hey, don't worry; don't be afraid, ever. Because - this is just a ride."

And we...kill those people. "Shut him up. We have a lot invested in this ride. Shut him up! Look at my furrows of worry. Look at my big bank account and my family. This has to be real."

It's just a ride. But we always kill the good guys who try to tell us that, and let the demons run amuck. But it doesn't matter because - it's just a ride. And we can change it any time we want. It's only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings and money - a choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your door and buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one.

[Halloween]

You may have walked in here but you are limping out.

<--------

[Asteroid-Man]

"I'm not stuck in here with you, you're all stuck in here with me."

[Gilpesh]

Puns are little "plays on words" that a certain breed of person loves to spring on you and then look at you in a certain self-satisfied way to indicate that he thinks that you must think that he is by far the cleverest person on Earth now that Benjamin Franklin is dead, when in fact what you are thinking is that if this person ever ends up in a lifeboat, the other passengers will hurl him overboard by the end of the first day even if they have plenty of food and water.
— Dave Barry, "Why Humor Is Funny"

[Addendum]

History is written by the observer. Propaganda is written by the victor. - Keeper Books of Truths

[-Arya-]

"Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored." - Aldous Huxley

[Doctor Jones]

"I'm not locked in here with you, you're all locked in here with me."

Christ, man at least get it right. :csad:

[the_ultimate_evil]

For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me... it was Tuesday


crap movie, fantastic quote

[thejon93]

c1XxSBDemcs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1XxSBDemcs&feature=channel_page

[The Spawn]

Bobby: Two hundred and ninety nine million, seven hundred and ninety two thousand, four hundred and fifty eight meters per second. This is the original measurement for light.
Lucas: And you know that?
Bobby: Its the basic principal of physics
Lucas: Along with "**** happens"?


Mindhunters

[Gilpesh]

My sig. Dick Valentine > everyone

[xwolverine2]

Bill Foster: [to The Golfer that is having a heart attack] Yeah. And now you're gonna die, wearing that stupid little hat. How does it feel?

[Matt Murdock]

"Play by the rules, but be ferocious."

[Hush]

I hear done ina game that was awesome. "Save your speaches for hell!" Don't know the game.

[The Spawn]

Time, heat and pressure. The same things that make a diamond also make a waffle. ~Scott Meyer

[Faded To Deaf]

MISTER FREEZE: "I'll shatter your frozen body like glass."
-- Batman Vengeance game

[thejon93]

Pretty much anything spoken by Nick Nolte; '24 Hrs.' is the best example I can give.

[thejon93]

mister freeze: "i'll shatter your frozen body like glass."
-- batman vengeance game
"The Ice Man Comet!"

[Faded To Deaf]

"The Ice Man Comet!"

:D Nice.

[thejon93]

:D Nice.
Thanks. I was originally gonna put it in all Caps Lock, for a little more effect, but that doesn't work on here(for some reason).

[Mike_D202]

I wanna rip off your logic and make passionate sense to you.

[sp1derg1rl]

I heard this one last night...

"Mediocrity is like a lolliepop, one lick and you'll suck forever"

and..

"See that light at the end of the tunnel? Guess what? That's not heaven, it's the C train!"

and my Sig.

[KevanG]

"The Ice Man Comet!"
Cometh?

[Doctor Jones]

"Be frosty."

"I like to keep this handy. For close encounters.

- Hicks from Aliens

"Alright everybody, *******s and elbows!"

- Apone from Aliens

[jaymes_e06]

"Fck em Fuc em Fuk em even if they celibate."
Lil' Wayne from the song "I'm Me"

"And when I was five my favorite movie was the Gremlins aint go sht to do with this but I just thought tha I should mention."
Lil Wayne from the song "The Sky is the Limit"

[BobJM]

Haha from monsters vs. aliens:

Gallaxhar: you could have killed me!
Susan: so we have an understanding.

lol for a cartoon, i thought it was extremely badass.

[Shemtov]

The whole world is a very narrow bridge; the main thing is not to fear.
-Jewish proverb

[thejon93]

Cometh?
...Comet(don't you dare make insult of Arnold's accent... again!):dry:

[TEDDY]

TEDDY!


:cmad:

[Eggyman]

Laugh it up, fuzzball.

[Hobgoblin]

We all wear masks, but which one is real? The one that hides your face, or the one that is your face?

Dont (urinate) down my back and tell me its raining.

[Warhammer]

"There's always some motherf***ers trying to ice skate uphill."

[Faded To Deaf]

DUTCH: "What the hell are you...?"

PREDATOR: "What the hell are you?"

*The Predator presses a button on his wrist console, and it the gauntlet flips up. The Predator presses a few more buttons and unrecognizable symbols appear on the wrist screens. The symbols start disappearing, as if a countdown has initiated. The Predator starts laughing in a familiar voice.*
-- Predator (1987)

HARRIGAN: "Alright, who's next?"
-- Predator 2 (1990)

[draculoid]

Ice to see you.
http://www.geocities.com/Augusta/1660/mcbain_gun.jpg

[sp1derg1rl]

Being a good fiend is like being a photographer, you have to wait for the right moment.

[Sloth7d]

"Now learn. Learn what happens when you mess with the most powerful being in the universe!"-Frieza's last act of delusion and arrogance.(DBZ)

"No matter how hard the wind blows, the mountain cannot bow to it."-The Emperor (Mulan)

"Lelouche Vii Britania commands you, DIE!"-Lelouche(Code Geass)

"Life is a dice game. We throw ourselves into life."
"I prefer, quickly put a hole in the guy that tries to put five eggs into three baskets."-Dutch responding to Rock (Black Lagoon)

[Darknightnomis]

" YOU CALL DOWN THE THUNDER ...WELL NOW YOU GOT IT!!!" - Wyatt Earp

[Darknightnomis]

I smell their FEAR...and it is SWEET! - BATMAN (From the Dark Knight Returns)

[Darknightnomis]

Joker, From the beginning I always knew there was nothing wrong with you that I couldn't fix...with my HANDS!!! - BATMAN (from the Darknight Returns)

[SuBe]

"Give me Liberty, or give me Death" - Patrick Henry

[Darknightnomis]

We must not remind them... that GIANTS walk the earth! - SUPERMAN (from The Dark Knight Returns)

[Eggyman]

All it was, was a bunch of people walking, three movies of people walking to a ****ing volcano.

Clerks 2

[Darknightnomis]

All from Tombstone (the movie with proboly the baddest of bad ass qoutes)

Wyatt Earp: You die first, get it? Your friends might get me in a rush, but not before I make your head into a canoe, you understand me?

Wyatt Earp: Are you gonna do something? Or just stand there and bleed?

Wyatt Earp: From now on I see a red sash, I kill the man wearing it! So run you cur. And tell the other curs the law is coming. You tell 'em I'm coming! And Hell's coming with me you hear! Hell's coming with me!

Doc Holiday: I'm your Huckleberry.

Doc Holiday: I have two guns, one for each of ya.

Doc Holiday: Why Johnny Ringo, you look like somebody just walked over your grave.

Doc Holiday: Indeed Sir, the last ride of Wyatt Earp and his Immortals.

[Darknightnomis]

Hauk: You Gonna Kill Me now, Snake?

Snake Plisken: Maybe Later, I'm too tired.

[Hobgoblin]

Our arrows shall blot out the sun!
Then we shall fight in the shade.

[DareDemon]

"I will never be a memory"

-Sephiroth

[SsM]

"We will not return to the failed policies of the past"

[Faded To Deaf]

a897FGgDJy8

[The Spawn]

f27SorMvn5U

[CELTICPRED]

Buncha slack-jawed ***gots around here! This stuff'll make you a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus ...just like me!"

[Faded To Deaf]

"Yeah strap this on your "sore @$$" Blain!"

[Matt Murdock]

"Cover me, limp dick **** ups!"

[Matt Murdock]

"For a job like getting rid of the drug dealer next door, I'll take a hardware store over a gun any day. Guns make you stupid. Better to fight your wars with duct tape. Duct tape makes you smart."

[The Spawn]

In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.
Anonymous

In war there is no substitute for victory.
Douglas MacArthur, General (1880-1964)

No poor bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making other bastards die for their country.
George S. Patton, General (1885-1945)

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes.
Robert Frost (1874-1963)

History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)

[Doctor Jones]

"Cover me, limp dick **** ups!"

Tropic Thunder. :woot:

[KevanG]

I'm going to live to see you eat that contract, but I hope you leave enough room for my fist because I'm going to ram it into your stomach and break your god-damn spine!

Ahr-nold! in "The Running Man"

[Bunker]

"I am become death, the destroyer of worlds" - Robert Oppenheimer

[Sloth7d]

"You die Mother******!"
"Whadda ya think I am, huh?! What? You think I'm some ****ing worm like you! I told you already! I told you! Don't **** with me! I told you! No kids! But look at you now. You stupid ****! Look at you!" -Scarface

"You may have invaded my mind and body, but there's one thing a saiyan always keep. HIS PRIDE!!!!"- Vegeta (DBZ)

"The world will look up and shout save us, and I'll whisper, no."- Rorschach (Watchmen)

"If I dropped you, do you think you could fly?"-The Good Son

"Hey Mark.... Don't **** with me."- The Good Son

"Go yank your **** out your ass ya ****ing butt mongrel, I got the Powerglove!"-AVGN

[PyroChamber]

"Hey Stu, your rent's due mother****er! And don't be pulling that falling down the stairs **** with me, ya here? You conscious!"

[Sloth7d]

"Yes they deserve to die! And I hope they burn in hell!"-A Time to Kill

[Halloween]

^^Coming to America. (pyrochamber)

[Halloween]

No Biff...................you leave her alone.

[PyroChamber]

^^Coming to America. (pyrochamber)Yep...

"You think I care what store in that ****pit dirt mall has the latest Godzilla bootlegs? Do you call eating pizza in the same dive pizzeria every night eating out? Do I give a **** when two major comic book labels are crossing over characters, selling two editions of the same book in varied-ink chromium covers? I'm a girl, damn it!"

[Halloween]

Yep...

"You think I care what store in that ****pit dirt mall has the latest Godzilla bootlegs? Do you call eating pizza in the same dive pizzeria every night eating out? Do I give a **** when two major comic book labels are crossing over characters, selling two editions of the same book in varied-ink chromium covers? I'm a girl, damn it!"




Again, Coming to America. :hehe:

[Sloth7d]

"Who are you?"
"I am that is."
"You are something out of my dreams. Go away, I'm not asleep!"
"I am that is! Martin, Matthias, call me what you will. It was long ago written that you and I would meet, rat."-Mathias and Cluny (Redwall)

[Ronny Shade]

the most baddest-assed quote of all time is the following:

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum"

from John Carpenter's They Live

[SWAT]

"For a job like getting rid of the drug dealer next door, I'll take a hardware store over a gun any day. Guns make you stupid. Better to fight your wars with duct tape. Duct tape makes you smart."

Love that episode!

[Sloth7d]

"Believe it or not you piece of **** you're still gonna burn!"

[CELTICPRED]

"Believe it or not you piece of **** you're still gonna burn!"

Matrix?

[Ace of Knaves]

"If you don wanna be cahnting, the fingers YOU HAVEN'T GOT, I suggest you get me those guns... QUICK!!!"

"Guns for show, knives for a pro"

[jaymes_e06]

:Look at sig:

[Sloth7d]

Matrix?

Hell yes.:cool:

[Zephyr Alexian]

King of Qin: I have just come to a realization! This scroll by Broken Sword contains no secrets of his swordsmanship. What this reveals is his highest ideal. In the first state, man and sword become one and each other. Here, even a blade of grass can be used as a lethal weapon. In the next stage, the sword resides not in the hand but in the heart. Even without a weapon, the warrior can slay his enemy from a hundred paces. But the ultimate ideal is when the sword disappears altogether. The warrior embraces all around him. The desire to kill no longer exists. Only peace remains.

From 'Hero'.

[Doctor Jones]

"Now behave yourself son."

"I'm the one with the gun. I think your the ones who need to behave themselves."

[The Spawn]

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Batman_(comics)

[Dark Guardian]

"Who are you?"
"I am that is."
"You are something out of my dreams. Go away, I'm not asleep!"
"I am that is! Martin, Matthias, call me what you will. It was long ago written that you and I would meet, rat."-Mathias and Cluny (Redwall)
:up:
I love Redwall.
I gotta say thought, some of the most badass quotes ever have to be from some of the Badger Lords of Salamandastron.

[ttotheusher]

My Dad: "You can get away with anything in this world, as long as you dont get caught."

[Jack Bauer]

"I'LL TAKE YOU ALL ON!"

"I rise, you fall."

[The Spawn]

Bruce Wayne: They told me there was nothing out there, nothing to fear. But the night my parents were murdered I caught a glimpse of something. I've looked for it ever since. I went around the world, searched in all the shadows. And there is something out there in the darkness, something terrifying, something that will not stop until it gets revenge... Me.

[Doctor Jones]

Love that quote. I remember first seeinf the teaser with The Village having no idea there was another Batman film coming, once I heard the voice and the tone of it I knew it was a Batman film. Strangely enough it reminded me of Michael Keaton's voice.

[The Spawn]

I wish his voice always reminded me of his.

[Fanticon]

"I don't know Karate...but I know Ka-razy!" -James Brown

[Aesop Rocks]

"How old do you think I am?". - My friend Kendall making fun of my sex-addicted friend Kris.

[The Spawn]

Dr. Beardsley: He's experienced about as much pain and suffering as anyone I've encountered, give or take, and he still has Hell to look forward to.

[Doctor Jones]

"Well, being me, it certainly has it's privileges."

[bossman550]

Im rick james *****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ace of Knaves]

"You're on thin ****ing ice my pedigree chums. And I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, **** OFF!"

"Put a lid on her Turkish before she gets bitten. And you don't wanna get bitten now do ya sweetheart?"

"I'm gonna be watching you and I don't care where you go...you can **** off to Tibet. And I shall have men, nutters, from Parkhurst dressed in Yeti suits up Everest, with meat cleavers, ready to chop your tarty ****ing legs off!"

Alan Ford, what a legend. Search for "Snatch Wars" on youtube.

[Two-Face]

Fogell: "Yo guys! Sup?"
Seth: "Fogell, where have you been, man? You almost gave me a goddamn heart attack. Let me see it. Did you pussy out or what?"
Fogell: "No noooo, man. I got it; it is flawless. Check it!"
Evan: [examining the fake ID] "Hawaii. All right, that's good. That's hard to trace, I guess. Wait... you changed your name to... McLovin?"
Fogell: "Yeah."
Evan: "McLovin? What kind of a stupid name is that, Fogell? What, are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer?"
Fogell: "Naw, they let you pick any name you want when you get down there".
Seth: "And you landed on McLovin..."
Fogell: "Yeah. It was between that or Muhammed."
Seth: "Why the **** would it be between THAT or Muhammed? Why don't you just pick a common name like a normal person?"
Fogell: "Muhammed is the most commonly used name on Earth. Read a ****ing book for once."
Evan: "Fogell, have you actually ever met anyone named Muhammed?"
Fogell: "Have YOU actually ever met anyone named McLovin?"
Seth: "No, that's why you picked a dumb ****ing name!"
Fogell: "**** you."
Seth: "Gimme that. All right, you look like a future pedophile in this picture, number 1. Number 2: it doesn't even have a first name, it just says "McLovin"!"
Evan: "What? One name? ONE NAME? Who are you? Seal?"
Seth: "Fogell, this ID says that you're 25 years old. Why wouldn't you just put 21, man?"
Fogell: "Seth, Seth, Seth. Listen up, ass-face: every day, hundreds of kids go into the liquor store with fake IDs, and every single one says they're 21. Pssh, how many 21 year olds do you think there are in this town? It's called ****ing strategy, all right?"
Evan: "Stay calm, okay? Let's not lose our heads. It's... it's a fine ID; it'll... it's gonna work. It's passable, okay? This isn't terrible. I mean, it's up to you, Fogell. This guy is either gonna think 'Here's another kid with a fake ID' or 'Here's McLovin, a 25 year-old Hawaiian organ donor'. Okay? So what's it gonna be?"
Fogell: [grinning] ... "I am McLovin!"
Seth: "No you're not. No one's McLovin. McLovin's never existed because that's a made up dumb ****ING FAIRY TALE NAME, YOU ****!"

:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:

Evan: "I heard she got breast reduction surgery."
Seth: "What? That's like slapping God across the face for giving you a beautiful gift."

:lmao: :lmao:

[The Spawn]

"One day, somebody's got to make a stand. One day, somebody's got to say enough.."

[Bad Superman]

I loved the following exchange from The Crow:

Albrecht: "Well, I am the police and I say don't move, you move Snow White and you're dead!"

Eric Draven: "And I say I'm dead ... and I move. ..."

[Schlosser85]

"It is my job to keep you alive....I will not succeed."

- Colonel Quaritch (Stephen Lang) in Avatar

[Majic Walrus]

"Show me your goddamn teeth."

General Hawk to that British guy in Legion.

[Vapor]

You think I'm a loser? Because I have a stinking job that I hate, a family that doesn't respect me and a whole city that curses the day I was born? Well, that may mean loser to you but let me tell you something. Every day when I wake up in the morning, I know it's not going to get any better until I go back to sleep. So I get up. I have my watered-down Tang and my still-frozen Pop Tart. I get in my car with no gas, no upholstery, and six more payments. I fight honking traffic just for the privilege of putting cheap shoes onto the cloven hooves of people like you. I'll never play football like I wanted to. I'll never know the touch of a beautiful woman. And I'll never know the joy of driving through the city without a bag over my head. But I'm not a loser. Because, despite it all, me and every other guy who'll never be what they wanted to be, is out there, being what we don't want to be, forty hours a week, for life. And the fact that I didn't put a gun in my mouth years ago.. that little fact makes me a winner, baby.

-- Al Bundy, Married with Children

[Hobgoblin]

^

:applaud:applaud:applaud

[VenomVsSpidey]

You think I'm a loser? Because I have a stinking job that I hate, a family that doesn't respect me and a whole city that curses the day I was born? Well, that may mean loser to you but let me tell you something. Every day when I wake up in the morning, I know it's not going to get any better until I go back to sleep. So I get up. I have my watered-down Tang and my still-frozen Pop Tart. I get in my car with no gas, no upholstery, and six more payments. I fight honking traffic just for the privilege of putting cheap shoes onto the cloven hooves of people like you. I'll never play football like I wanted to. I'll never know the touch of a beautiful woman. And I'll never know the joy of driving through the city without a bag over my head. But I'm not a loser. Because, despite it all, me and every other guy who'll never be what they wanted to be, is out there, being what we don't want to be, forty hours a week, for life. And the fact that I didn't put a gun in my mouth years ago.. that little fact makes me a winner, baby.

-- Al Bundy, Married with Children

:heart::heart::heart:

"I hate you, I hate you, I don't even know you and I hate your guts. I hope all the bad things in life happen to you, and nobody else but you" ~
Dave Chappelle, Playa Haters Ball

[Bruce Banner]

From Darkman

Rick:I told you everything!

Westlake: I know Rick, I know you did....buts let pretend you didn't!

[SuperFerret]

Rex Kramer: Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked... in the head... with an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does. It never happens. Sorry, Ted, that's a dumb question... skip that.

[Halloween]

You think I'm a loser? Because I have a stinking job that I hate, a family that doesn't respect me and a whole city that curses the day I was born? Well, that may mean loser to you but let me tell you something. Every day when I wake up in the morning, I know it's not going to get any better until I go back to sleep. So I get up. I have my watered-down Tang and my still-frozen Pop Tart. I get in my car with no gas, no upholstery, and six more payments. I fight honking traffic just for the privilege of putting cheap shoes onto the cloven hooves of people like you. I'll never play football like I wanted to. I'll never know the touch of a beautiful woman. And I'll never know the joy of driving through the city without a bag over my head. But I'm not a loser. Because, despite it all, me and every other guy who'll never be what they wanted to be, is out there, being what we don't want to be, forty hours a week, for life. And the fact that I didn't put a gun in my mouth years ago.. that little fact makes me a winner, baby.

-- Al Bundy, Married with Children



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RdtX9fwTOk&feature=related


6 minutes in. :word:

[Ace of Knaves]

He who dares Rodders, he who dares my son.

Del Boy-Only Fools and Horses

[Sloth7d]

"At last! My arm is complete again."

~Benjamin Parker, Sweeney Todd

[Spidey Rules 2]

Jack Napier fixing his tie in front of the mirror

Woman: (Looking at him in the mirror) "You look fine!"

Jack: (Annoyed, looking back at her) "I didn't ask!"

Batman:hoboj:

[VenomVsSpidey]

Pendanski : What does D-I-G Spell?

Zero : *nails Pendanski in the face with shovel* - DIG

[Two-Face]

Bond: "Vodka-martini"

Bartender: "Shaken or stirred?"

Bond: "Do I look like I give a damn?"


From Casino Royale (2006)

[Paroxysm]

The life of a repo man is always intense. - Miller (Repo Man)

[Ace of Knaves]

Everybody gotta die sometime, Red.

SSGNT Barnes-Platoon

[Sloth7d]

Gangster:" Wait! Don't ******* shoot me! I-I-I give up! I give--"

Revy: "Give? Give me what?"

Gangster:"Pleas no I wanna give-- I wanna give u--"

Revy:"You said you were gonna give me something right? Well spit it out. What the **** are you gonna give me?!"

Gangster:"Ga--I-give up! I-- Seriously!"

Revy:"Would you quit your ******* babbling? You gonna give it to me or not? Come on!"

Gangster:"I--"

Blam!

[VenomVsSpidey]

Sagat :"This isn't over guile"

Guile : "Well I'm the repo man....and You're out of business."

:hehe:

spoken like a true boss

[Sloth7d]

"You've lost your way."

"And you've lost yours. You're trying to help people you can't even relate to Diana."

"And you relate to them too much. You're not human. You're Superman."

"I know that."

"Then start acting like it. All hell has broken loose and you're on the moon with me? The world needs you."

"Telling people what to do? I'm not a god. And I'm not like you Bruce. I don't need to control everything."

"After all these years, you know it's not bout control. It's about doing everything I can. And for you it's about setting an example. Everyone looks up to you. They listen to you. If you tell them to fight, they'll fight.

"But they need to be inspired. And let's face it 'Superman'... the last time you inspired anyone was when you were dead."

[The Apocalypse]

"You have the eyes of a killer, girl...not like Wolverine. No, he is just an animal. But you...you were bred for murder. And right now you are thinking of eleven different ways to kill me, aren´t you?" - Risman

"No, twenty-seven." - X-23

[The Spawn]

"There is a difference between you and me. We both looked into the abyss, but when the abyss looked back, you blinked." --- Batman

[JStorm]

"You all laugh at me because I'm different...I laugh because you're all the same."


Sooner or later, the world needs to get on board with your no *****assness attitude.

[JStorm]

"You all laugh at me because I'm different...I laugh because you're all the same."


Sooner or later, the world needs to get on board with your no *****assness attitude.



Edit: I refuse to do so. That post was so good, it deserves dual recognition.

[The Spawn]

I was like "where the **** have I seen that before"

[JStorm]

I was like "where the **** have I seen that before"

You lock it up.

[VenomVsSpidey]

"I've always been misrepresented. You know, I could dress in a clown costume and laugh with the happy people but they'd still say I'm a dark personality." - Tim Burton

[vindrow]

"Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES"! - Winston Zeddemore

[Sloth7d]

"I invented volience. You vile, venomous, volatile ******* vain vicodin. Vggggn vgggn vggggn!!!"- V

...Wait that's not right...

[CashforStash]

"Lets show this prehistoric ***** how we do things downtown" - Ray Stanz

[psycho]

Onto the keel you climb,
Cold is the ocean brine.
Keeping courage though
locked in a deadly throe
Baldhead, show no fear,
showers fall on you here.
With maidens you had a way,
All must die one day.
-Last words of Thorir Jokull, a 13th century icelandic warrior

[Ace of Knaves]

"Oooohhhhh what a big man you are! Here lemme buy you a pack of gum, i'll show ya how ta chew it."

Ricky Roma

"**** The Machine? **** the Machine? **** THE MACHINE!!!!!!"

Dave Moss

"I'll kill ALL of you. Till the break of dawn! Till the break of dawn BABY!"

"What are these ****in iguanas doing on my coffee table?"

Terrence McDonough

"Alright you c**ts... lessee what you can do..."

Hit Girl

[The Spawn]

Eames (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0362766/): [Shows up while Arthur is in a gunfight] You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.
[Pulls out a grenade launcher]