View Full Version : Slipalong's Double Entendre and Sexual Innuendo Thread!!!
TheSumOfGod
03-22-2004, 11:09 AM
Whenever I play pool, I love to "pocket a ball", if you know what I mean. :D
redmarvel
03-22-2004, 11:28 AM
Originally posted by DBM
WHy don't you show me how to make a connection.
I'm not very patient when it comes to the "basic" training... I play at the "advanced" level. ;)
Originally posted by redmarvel
I'm not very patient when it comes to the "basic" training... I play at the "advanced" level. ;)
I'll gladly make a few advances toward you.
redmarvel
03-22-2004, 11:37 AM
:D Are you willing to practice "hard"?
As long as the practice has some "hands on" training. ;)
redmarvel
03-22-2004, 11:47 AM
Do you have good embouchure?
I know how to play 7 wind instruments so I guess you could say I know how to use my mouth. ;)
well, Ive got something for your mouth here ;) just don't choke on it
slipalong
03-22-2004, 02:33 PM
Two guys??????!!!!!!
NOT WHAT THIS THREAD WAS INTENDED FOR!!!
yet... kinky!
wanna play choo choo train?, you can be the engine I will be the cabooze
slipalong
03-22-2004, 02:37 PM
How 'bout I be the stoker and you can be the boiler??
slipalong
03-22-2004, 02:38 PM
Or how 'bout not??
Ladies!!! I need some help here!!
how about you stroke my boiling rod?
aww come on!!!! now you need girlies to get your ass out of trouble?
take it like a man and bend over and let rover take over
slipalong
03-22-2004, 02:42 PM
I'm sincerely disturbed by you Plas...
And that is no small feat.
I've got a foot for you here...
slipalong
03-22-2004, 02:50 PM
Could only manage 12" huh?
It's hard to measure up to the yardstick!! I'm not doing too badly...
Originally posted by slipalong
Could only manage 12" huh?
It's hard to measure up to the yardstick!! I'm not doing too badly... anything ver 12 is either not good for anyone or not real
slipalong
03-22-2004, 03:08 PM
No complaints yet...
redmarvel
03-23-2004, 11:59 AM
When I need to complain, I grab hold of a couple of balls and squeeze... ;)
Originally posted by redmarvel
When I need to complain, I grab hold of a couple of balls and squeeze... ;)
Remind me not to get on your bad side. Though I wouldn't mind being on your good side.
redmarvel
03-23-2004, 12:05 PM
Even my "bad" side has some advantages... depending on how strong your knees are... ;)
My knees are strong enough. Maybe you could give them a workout.;)
We'll start out with some dips and thrusts.
Originally posted by Bloody Mary
ok but i like to do some toe touches before we start
Toe touches are a good start. I stand behind you to make sure your form looks good.
slipalong
03-23-2004, 12:38 PM
Go for the burn!!!!!
Daisy
03-23-2004, 12:40 PM
Don't you think just a nice all over feeling of warmth is better than a burning sensation?
slipalong
03-23-2004, 12:41 PM
It all depends what effect your going for... ;)
slipalong
03-23-2004, 12:42 PM
Mind you, I DO like feeling things all over...
Frankly I look at a burning sensation as more of a problem.
Though I don't mind some friction here and there.
slipalong
03-23-2004, 12:45 PM
Friction is never a bad thing...
In small doses.
Daisy
03-23-2004, 12:45 PM
No one ever ruled out a few hot spots...
slipalong
03-23-2004, 12:47 PM
Tighten up can be good. Being too loose can definitely have it's drawbacks in the long run.
You've got to be loose enough to ease into the exercise though.
slipalong
03-23-2004, 12:49 PM
Easing into the work is half the fun. But if you're too relaxed, it's just no fun.
You have to be able to go at it with feeling...
I've heard that if there is less feeling then the workout can last longer.
slipalong
03-23-2004, 01:02 PM
All depends on how many workouts you've done before. It's all about discipline and making sure your partner gets the best workout possible.
Anything less is just cheating yourself and your workout partner. Neither of you gets to feel the full benefits!!
Daisy
03-23-2004, 01:03 PM
Oh, but one needs to be relaxed in order to really get into the right rhythm...
slipalong
03-23-2004, 01:04 PM
The harder, the better. Concentration isn't always top of the agenda....
Daisy
03-23-2004, 01:06 PM
Originally posted by Bloody Mary
sometimes it just gets too hard i dont know if i can concentrate
That's when you have to forget about control, let go and just ride it out.
Daisy
03-23-2004, 01:08 PM
Originally posted by Bloody Mary
yeah... it always feel good at the end
Finishing a good workout is always satifying... makes you start anticipating the next one.
slipalong
03-23-2004, 01:09 PM
Originally posted by Bloody Mary
yeah i guess you're right, i love taking a long hot shower right after, dont you?
Depends on whether I have company or not...
slipalong
03-23-2004, 01:10 PM
Originally posted by Daisy
Finishing a good workout is always satifying... makes you start anticipating the next one.
I always try to let one run into the next, keeps you on your toes if you catch my drift...
slipalong
03-23-2004, 01:11 PM
Originally posted by Bloody Mary
the soap always slips right out of my hand
I can be a bit of a butter fingers with the soap, usually, theres someone willing to be polite and bend down to get it for me...
I said it before and I will say it again, and will say it as many times as needed
bend over and let rover take over
slipalong
03-23-2004, 01:29 PM
I seem to come across a lot of girls who like bone...
kritic
03-23-2004, 01:30 PM
I like eating big, juicy cocks.
Originally posted by kritic
I like eating big, juicy cocks.
I find I prefer hens myself.
slipalong
03-23-2004, 02:22 PM
Kritic obviously has issues to deal with.
Mind you, I like to "deal with it" on a regular basis.
redmarvel
03-24-2004, 11:49 AM
I find it hard to choose between white meat and dark meat... they both can be soooo good...
Daisy
03-24-2004, 12:31 PM
I know a lot of people say it's bad for you, but I freely admit, I love the skin.
While the skin is good, I'd have to say I like a good leg every once in a while.
slipalong
03-24-2004, 02:44 PM
I must admit, when it's on the shelf, wearing cling-film (seran wrap for you yanks) I am definitely impressed by the presentation....
redmarvel
03-25-2004, 11:51 AM
Do you prefer a little nibble or a large mouth full?
redmarvel
03-26-2004, 07:47 AM
I know all the right buttons to push.
I wouldn't mind finding your "button."
redmarvel
03-26-2004, 11:29 AM
Sometimes searching for the right buttons is half the fun.
Tell me what the other half is.;)
redmarvel
03-26-2004, 11:41 AM
It all depends on your viewpoint. It could be the top half, it could be the bottom half. Or it could be the front half or the back half. Or it could be the left half or the right half... which half do you prefer?
redmarvel
02-14-2007, 12:35 PM
Found this on Youtube and just had to share it!!!
Rainbow Innuendo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps0XcxrWc7M
Canadian Rider
02-14-2007, 12:42 PM
HOLY PLUCK !!!
My twanger just got caught in my zipper and now my balls went rolling across the floor!
RED!!!
AllThingsComic
02-14-2007, 12:59 PM
Found this on Youtube and just had to share it!!!
Rainbow Innuendo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps0XcxrWc7M
That's disturbing on so many levels???!!!!!
jaguarr
02-14-2007, 02:01 PM
HOLY PLUCK !!!
My twanger just got caught in my zipper and now my balls went rolling across the floor!
RED!!!
:dry:
jag
Immortalfire
02-14-2007, 02:35 PM
:huh:
redmarvel
02-14-2007, 03:44 PM
That's disturbing on so many levels???!!!!!
:woot: Which is why it suits the folks on here... we're disturbed. :oldrazz:
redmarvel
02-14-2007, 03:45 PM
HOLY PLUCK !!!
My twanger just got caught in my zipper and now my balls went rolling across the floor!
RED!!!
one skin, two skin, three skin, four... ;)
Halcohol
02-14-2007, 03:53 PM
one skin, two skin, three skin, four... ;)
...spank me, whip me, beat me more! :yellow:
redmarvel
02-14-2007, 03:54 PM
Tony "The First Man to Make Love In Space" - Whose Line
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vru-ENgGN-s
redmarvel
02-15-2007, 07:26 AM
:dry:
jag
jaguarr do you like having your tail pulled and/or twisted... or do you just want it stroked? ;)
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