Caption this!!!

[Zev]

http://img11.exs.cx/img11/8230/spiderman2_439.jpg

Five minutes before Harry pulls a Tyson and bites Peter's ear off.

[animexcel]

http://hobbyfan.com/forum/uploads/post-4-1094139619.jpg

"Hold on! I gotcha!....ohh..."

.....

....

...

..

.
"uhh...Just hang on.."
http://hobbyfan.com/forum/uploads/post-4-1094139825.jpg

[spideyman16]

What the f*** is that ?

[Andrew]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v128/GRyDLOCK/spiderman2_941.jpg

Harry cant find the remote for the television. :(

[The Squirrel]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v128/GRyDLOCK/spiderman2_941.jpg

No matter how many times his father warned him, Harry never believed his face would actually freeze that way

[InsomniacFreak]

http://img76.exs.cx/img76/5561/spiderman2_396.jpg
Octavius and May face off during intense auditions for the remaining seat on the Vienna Geriatric Choir.

[Sauron]

http://hobbyfan.com/forum/uploads/post-4-1094139619.jpg

"Hold on! I gotcha!....ohh..."

.....

....

...

..

.
"uhh...Just hang on.."
http://hobbyfan.com/forum/uploads/post-4-1094139825.jpgLOL! Beautiful, that is FUNNY. Well done!

[imscorpia]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v128/GRyDLOCK/spiderman2_941.jpg

Poor Harry learns the hard way yet again, JALAPENOS BURN GOING IN ..AND COMING OUT!

[InsomniacFreak]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v128/GRyDLOCK/spiderman2_941.jpg

Poor Harry learns the hard way yet again, JALAPENOS BURN GOING IN ..AND COMING OUT!

:cool: :up: Yes.........Yes they do.......LOL now, but not during.

[InsomniacFreak]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v390/eledoremassis02/Spiderman.jpg
Peter to half dressed man in elevator: "Oh geez Mister it's not what you think. At least I'm wearing pants. Oh put that thing away... (looks away quickly)"

[SLYspyda]

http://img11.exs.cx/img11/8230/spiderman2_439.jpg
Harry: 1-900-HOT-BABEs huh? Really? I'll give it a try.
Peter: I'm telling you HOT BABE chicks are to die for (winking)

http://img49.exs.cx/img49/8608/spiderman2_623.jpg
Hi. I'm Ursula with 900-HOT-BABEs. Are you ready to go?

http://img45.exs.cx/img45/2150/spiderman2_830.jpg
I'm gonna kill Peter.

http://img45.exs.cx/img45/6191/spiderman2_827.jpg
To die for, huh?

holy **** man, you're good!

[SLYspyda]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v128/GRyDLOCK/spiderman2_941.jpg

PETER I'M GONNA GO SO HARDCORE ON YOU TONIGHT!

http://img49.exs.cx/img49/8164/spiderman2_661.jpg

oh **** ... he wasn't lying.


( I just thought ... why no captions with the classic freeze on Peter's face in the raindrops scene? Someone's GOTTA get a pic of that. )

lol

[animexcel]

could you guys shrink the size of these pics?
not to mention there's no need for the blackbars. :-\

[Maddy Maguire]

About the size of the pics...I found these and have been posting them. I don't have time to resize them. If someone else has the time and can do it, fine but I can't. Also, when someone made these screen caps, the black bars are there, I don't know why and there's nothing I can do about it...again, unless someone else knows. In the meantime, I've been looking for other caps that are smaller and don't have the bars but I haven't any luck. I'll keep trying when I have time :)

[animexcel]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/spideytraffic.jpg

"What?! You got an Oscar AND flowers?!!"


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/chihiro-car.jpg

"Yeah, what a drag, huh? Better luck next time Spidey."

[The Navigator]

That's hilarious! Go Spirited Away!!

(Wish I knew how to post pictures, but NO.....)

[Maddy Maguire]

ROFL!!! Keep it going everyone! Hey, Sam...glad to see you posted something funny :D

[Sam_298]

Thank you Maddy :D

[Sam_298]

http://www.filmpoint.it/gallery/Spiderman2/spiderman_2_j.jpg

Peter:*thinking* Oh no my Spider Sense is tingling!!!Did I turn the Oven off?

[Sam_298]

There are 2 captions for this one :D
http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/OckGal/Alfie/fangoriaock.jpg

1)Harry Ockter and the power of Tritium
2)Ock: Finally, I have the golden Corn Pop!!

[InsomniacFreak]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v390/eledoremassis02/Spiderman/1f492e7b.jpg
New lyrics to "100 years" by Five For Fighting:

"Fifteen, just one night with you,
now 15 years I get to do,
Fifteeeeeeeeen,
she was that age..... now I'm in a cage,
How I wish I had 100 years to live."

[Sam_298]

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/choice.jpg
Peter: Did I just drop my lucky quarter down there?Uh oh!! Better go get it.

http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/3407/harryandpeter.gif
Dr Octavius: (During the accident) I think I've made a miscalculation!!Ahhhh!!!!
Peter:You go Dr. O!!*Whispering to Harry* What a nut!! Tritium?
Harry: Great work Otto!!*Whispers to Peter* It's actually just a golf ball, painted golden!*



http://www.whip-saw.com/images/SM2_Friends_Promo/SM2_Friends_026.jpg
Harry and Doc Ock: Squash goes the Spider!!!

[animexcel]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/go1.jpg

Go!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/go2.jpg

Go!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/go3.jpg

Go Web Go!!!

[animexcel]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/pete-harry.jpg

Peter: "Harry, my friend?"
Harry: "Yes Pete, my friend."
Peter: "We should definitely get the Oscar this year."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/8leggedguy.jpg

[animexcel]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/slimetime.jpg

"It's slime time!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/mjsplash.jpg

[Super Saiyan]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/spideytraffic.jpg

"What?! You got an Oscar AND flowers?!!"


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/chihiro-car.jpg

"Yeah, what a drag, huh? Better luck next time Spidey."


LMAO, that's great. :up: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v80/VisorBoy/grin.gif

[Super Saiyan]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v80/VisorBoy/catwoman-halle.jpg

Catwoman: "It's $500 an hour, Sugah.''

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_peter4.jpg

Peter: "Do I get a discount?"

[animexcel]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v80/VisorBoy/catwoman-halle.jpg

Catwoman: "It's $500 an hour, Sugah.''

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_peter4.jpg

Peter: "That's pretty cheap..."

[animexcel]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/scully-in-car.jpg

"I've checked my X-files and none of the X-men are right for me. Now you on the other hand are a mystery, and there's word out there that you love red heads. So why don't you dump that other girl and come with me."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/pete-in-car.jpg

[pedro parkero]

ROTFL. Last 3 posts are terrific...

[SpideyLad]

http://img34.exs.cx/img34/5387/spiderman2_941.jpg


Whoa, what did i have for lunch!?

[The Navigator]

Hehehe...WHO YA GONNA CALL?

[KetchBlaze]

http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v63/Kypade/spidermanhands.jpg
They were right...I WILL grow hair on my palms if I dont stop

[DeereX]

http://www.imgspot.com/u/04/150/19/scream62997.gif
YOU CANCELLED BOARD GAME NIGHT?!!?!?!!! YOU BAAAASTARDDSSS!!!!

[KetchBlaze]

the perpetual yawn

[InsomniacFreak]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/scully-in-car.jpg

"I've checked my X-files and none of the X-men are right for me. Now you on the other hand are a mystery, and there's word out there that you love red heads. So why don't you dump that other girl and come with me."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/pete-in-car.jpg

:up: :up: Captionator likes very much!

[animexcel]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/spideytothefuture.jpg

For those who don't know, Marty's girlfriend is named Jennifer Parker. ;)

[InsomniacFreak]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v390/eledoremassis02/Spiderman/e7edbd0d.jpg
Peter, now that you're old enough, it's time we had a talk about
all those times we heard you in the shower. We know what you're
doing in there *waves hand back and forth in illustration*

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/pete-in-car.jpg
Uncle Ben. What do you mean? I don't know what you're talking about.


http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_peter6.jpg
OMG, he knows, he knows what I've been doing in the shower all this time.

[animexcel]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/ork.jpg

"Rawr! Rawr! Rawr! Rawr!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/harrycastle.jpg

"Uhh...ughh..uhhh...You have the wrong house! Do you speak any Engulishu?!..."

[KetchBlaze]

LOL THey might, but you dont type it very well

[Andrew]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/slimetime.jpg

"It's slime time!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/mjsplash.jpg

LMAO :D Clever :cool:

[InsomniacFreak]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/spideytothefuture.jpg

For those who don't know, Marty's girlfriend is named Jennifer Parker. ;)

This is brilliant editing work and you have a keen mind for the tie-ins (jennifer parker) which I appreciate fully.

You must have a million photos at your disposal or something. Where are you getting them all if you don't mind my asking?

[animexcel]

I've captured them from my dvds and resized them in photoshop, i tried to keep the lighting consistant too :p
I should've extend "Biiiiiiiiffffffffff..." during that spidey sense part, haha

[SpideyLad]

http://img34.exs.cx/img34/8463/spiderman2_696.jpg

Can you see the booger up my nose?



http://img34.exs.cx/img34/2239/spiderman2_697.jpg


Can you see it now?

http://img34.exs.cx/img34/6465/spiderman2_699.jpg

How about now?

[KetchBlaze]

http://img34.exs.cx/img34/8463/spiderman2_696.jpg

Gaw. Whats that smell?



http://img34.exs.cx/img34/2239/spiderman2_697.jpg


It burns my eyes

http://img34.exs.cx/img34/6465/spiderman2_699.jpg

I hope she cant smell that

[Maddy Maguire]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v170/Maddy36/My Personal Gallery/Heroes and Villians Gallery/AlienVSpredator2.bmp
Alexa:"Spider-Man, where are you? I need your help!"

http://img21.exs.cx/img21/4226/spiderman2_290.jpg
Spider-Man:"Alexa, hold on!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v170/Maddy36/My Personal Gallery/Heroes and Villians Gallery/alienVSpredator.bmp
Alexa:"Spider-Man!!!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v170/Maddy36/My Personal Gallery/Heroes and Villians Gallery/catwoman.bmp
Catwoman:"Forget about Alexa."

http://img21.exs.cx/img21/4885/spiderman2_289.jpg
Spider-Man: "Uh-oh, oh boy, and it's not my spider-sense tingling. Uh, Alexa? I'm sorry but...there seems to be another disturbance I have to take of."

[InsomniacFreak]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v390/eledoremassis02/Spiderman/01d9beaf.jpg
What seems to be the trouble sir?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v390/eledoremassis02/Spiderman/6f960217.jpg
What is eyeball in soup? I cannot eat it. I want rrrrrefund!!!!
Where's my money!?!?!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v390/eledoremassis02/Spiderman/Spiderman.jpg
hhhmmmmm. I promise I will talk to the chef about that.
In the mean time, would you like some crackers?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v390/eledoremassis02/Spiderman/5d810da6.jpg
Oh no! My fake eyeball. Where has it gone to?

[animexcel]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/azu1.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/azu2.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/azu3.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/azu4.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/spiderman2_830.jpg
"Daddy, I'm scared!"

[Sam_298]

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_peter6.jpg
Peter: Since I was bitten by a radioactive Spider, I got it's power. I wonder what'll happen if the Human Torch bit me?

http://img45.exs.cx/img45/8011/spiderman2_599.jpg
Peter: WHOA!

[PurplePenisPrancer]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v128/GRyDLOCK/spiderman2_941.jpg I....can't....hold......this fart......any.....longer......AAAAAAAAH!

http://www.whip-saw.com/images/SM2_Friends_Promo/SM2_Friends_026.jpg
HOLY ****! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

http://allpop.com/MovieImagesA/armageddon_explosion.jpg

[SpideyLad]

Whats the pic from with the cryhsler building

[PurplePenisPrancer]

Yep, that last one is from Armageddon

[Jspider13]

http://img76.exs.cx/img76/5561/spiderman2_396.jpg

[InsomniacFreak]

Jspider, welcome back from the holiday! Missed you at the break. Just been a few of us posting captions these days. We need fresh stuff from others too.

Now that you're back, could you please send me the invisible ink descrambling formula I must need to read your caption above :)

[The Squirrel]

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/choice.jpg
Peter: Is that a quater down there?


http://www.whip-saw.com/images/SM2_Friends_Promo/SM2_Friends_026.jpg

[The Squirrel]

http://img76.exs.cx/img76/5561/spiderman2_396.jpg
As the tentacles battle Spider-Man, Doc Ock breaks into "If i were a rich man"

[Jspider13]

Jspider, welcome back from the holiday! Missed you at the break. Just been a few of us posting captions these days. We need fresh stuff from others too.

Now that you're back, could you please send me the invisible ink descrambling formula I must need to read your caption above :)

Thanks for welcoming me back, IF. I flew to Ohio to hang out with Spideyboy_1111 for the weekend. It was cool.

I see you're still cap'n up this place.

[InsomniacFreak]

Thanks for welcoming me back, IF. I flew to Ohio to hang out with Spideyboy_1111 for the weekend. It was cool.

I see you're still cap'n up this place.

Yeah I'm trying. Feel like Dangerfield though. Getting no respect lately. No respect I tell ya. For a while it was just me and Animexel duking it out in our own little captionator contest.

Glad you're back. Need to add some humor here that does not involve farts, quarters, or explosive diarrhea. Can you help me out here?

Sounds like you tore up the state of OH. Hope you guys had a good time.

[Jspider13]

http://img76.exs.cx/img76/5561/spiderman2_396.jpg

Aunt May: Deck the halls with boughs of holly...

*Ock interupts*

Ock: FALALALALA-LALALALA

[Silent Storm]

http://img76.exs.cx/img76/5561/spiderman2_396.jpg

Aunt May: Deck the halls with boughs of holly...

*Ock interupts*

Ock: FALALALALA-LALALALA

Ha! Now that's funny stuff!

[animexcel]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/chiyoooo.jpg

"Back when MJ was 10, I couldn't save her then...I can't let her down this time!"

http://www.imgspot.com/u/04/150/19/scream62997.gif

"NOOOOoooooooooo!!!!"

[InsomniacFreak]

http://img76.exs.cx/img76/5561/spiderman2_396.jpg

Aunt May: Deck the halls with boughs of holly...

*Ock interupts*

Ock: FALALALALA-LALALALA

Now that's what I'm talking about. :up:
(ps the funny part here is picturing JS13 singing aloud the Falala part making sure he typed enough la's:))

[InsomniacFreak]

http://img32.exs.cx/img32/8957/spiderman2_390.jpg

From the ground below through Speakerphone: "This is the police. You have
1 minute to surrender or we will open fire."

OcK: "Stand down or the death of this woman will be on your conscience."

Police: "Give it up Minnie Pearl....We can clearly see the $19.99 price tag still attached to your life-size action figure of Aunt May. Surrender or die"

Ock mumbles under breath: "CRAP, I knew I forgot something. All these damn
tentacle attachments but no scissors."

*hums Morissettes "Ironic" on way to jail.*

[Zev]

http://www.whip-saw.com/images/SM2_2_trailer_stills/Spider-Man_2_Trailer_58.jpg

Ock: Like a virgin... touched for the very first time!

http://img21.exs.cx/img21/5207/spiderman2_256.jpg

Peter: Does he have to sing that song while he's fusing?

Harry: Shush! He has a great singing voice!

http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/4ec83688.jpg

Ock: Like a viiiiirrrrrrrrggggggiiiiiinnnnnnnn!

[Agent Thermal]

http://img76.exs.cx/img76/5561/spiderman2_396.jpg

Aunt May (gasping): "Your upper teeth! They're....gone!"

Dr. Octopus: "I KNOW!!"

:p

[Agent Thermal]

http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/7c7f9456.jpg

Harry: "I haaaate cameras...."

[Maddy Maguire]

ROLF! All the recent captions have been so hilarious!!! InsomniacFreak...I told you your Captionator cramp wouldn't last long ;)

[Agent Thermal]

Gee, thanks!! :p :cool:

[Agent Thermal]

http://img34.exs.cx/img34/913/spiderman2_442.jpg
Harry: "I'm gonna do it."

http://img34.exs.cx/img34/6465/spiderman2_699.jpg
Peter: "Do what?"

http://dvdmedia.ign.com/dvd/image/5_1090444863.jpg
Harry: "THE FACEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"

http://www.imgspot.com/u/04/150/19/scream62997.gif
Peter (suddenly in Spidey-suit and without glasses for some unexplained reason): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOH MY GOD!!!"

[Jspider13]

AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The last two captions by Agent Thermal are friggin hilarious

[Agent Thermal]

Wow - I didn't know I'd be THAT appreciated on this thread. Thanks again!! :D

[Agent Thermal]

http://www.whip-saw.com/images/SM2_Friends_Promo/SM2_Friends_026.jpg
Spiderman: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

http://img76.exs.cx/img76/5561/spiderman2_396.jpg
Dr. Octopus: "AND GOOD RIDDANCE!!!"
Aunt May (gasping again): "You naughty, naughty man!"

[Jspider13]

You got some competition, Insomniack. :D

[animexcel]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/itsnothard.jpg

[Agent Thermal]

You got some competition, Insomniack. :D

I appreciate that - Insomniac's got some great ones, let me be the first to say - some far more clever than mine...but mine are cleaner. :cool: :D

I'm not trying to compete here, Insomniac!!! Just contributin', is all! ;)

[animexcel]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/ray.jpg

"I saw it Peter! I saw it! I saw it! I saw it!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/peter.jpg

"It's right heeere Raayyy, it's looking at me..."

[animexcel]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/gonnacall.jpg

[Jspider13]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/itsnothard.jpg


HAHAHA

Did you make that?

[animexcel]

yup! ^_^

[Agent Thermal]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v102/Suits/Doc%20Ock%20Site/spiderman2_502.jpg
Peter employs his first experimentation with the Nikta's diet - the opposite of the Atkin's diet. :p

[Agent Thermal]

http://img21.exs.cx/img21/7015/spiderman2_266.jpg
(CAMEO ALERT!!)
Old man behind Peter and Harry: "Excuse me, but have any of you young fellows seen a big, green bird suit lyin' around here?" (coughs) "Uh, not that I, uh, need it, or anything..."

[InsomniacFreak]

You got some competition, Insomniack. :D

It's about damn time :D ;) Bring it On!!!!

[InsomniacFreak]

I appreciate that - Insomniac's got some great ones, let me be the first to say - some far more clever than mine...but mine are cleaner. :cool: :D

True that. Yep. My minds been in the gutter of late. Sorry about that folks. I'll try to clean up my act and still be remotely humorous. It's just that my clean stuff never gets any kudos :confused:

I guess I just cleanse my soul of all my inner demons and let loose the hounds of hell upon this thread. :hellboy: It's theraputic cause I sure as hell can't say any of this stuff to people I actually know :) I don't really have a dirty mind in person. Really (see no winky smiley)

I'm not trying to compete here, Insomniac!!! Just contributin', is all! ;)

Hey, it's all good. Very glad for the contributions by yourself, Animexel, JS13, Maddy and others and thus endeth my Oscar speech, you know who you are. You guys have been bringing great stuff with fresh new caps. I love it. I only rant because I've taken the time to read all 2600+ posts here and people sometimes don't bother to be original at all, rehashing the same old jokes from even three captions back, let alone 50 pages back. Funny AND ORIGINAL is what it's about for me. It's what keeps this thing funny. Don't stop people. This is great. If this is a competition, then I'm game, but we all win here.

[Maddy Maguire]

Insomniac, it's so true what you said about being original, and that's what I love about this thread. You and everyone here (too many names that I can't list them all, so I'm saying everyone) are just so funny!!! And it's not easy being humorous. I try but the last one I posted...hmm...my mind was in the gutter too and I don't usually post things like that. Sorry. But again, I just wanted to encourage you all to keep it going!!! Because if I happen to be in a crappy mood and I see these captions, I'm laughing and for the moment it makes me forget about everything. :)

[InsomniacFreak]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v102/Suits/Doc%20Ock%20Site/spiderman2_502.jpg
Peter employs his first experimentation with the Nikta's diet - the opposite of the Atkin's diet. :p


Captionator says :cool:

[InsomniacFreak]

http://img84.exs.cx/img84/4862/spiderman2_361.jpg
Ooooowwwwwww. What the hell are you doing? You just bit me!!!. ...That wasn't in the script...and who are you?
I think you have the wrong set, lady. Buffy is filmed down the hall. Oh, I see. You have just escaped from a retirement home.
How nice for you. Eh, are you current with your shots? SAM, I NEED A TETANUS SHOT HERE!!!!!!

[Agent Thermal]

http://img84.exs.cx/img84/2060/spiderman2_514.jpg
MJ: Oh, Romeo, dost thou compareth me to this tree silhouette behindeth me, to mine lefteth?"

http://img76.exs.cx/img76/5561/spiderman2_396.jpg
Dr. Octopus: "BOOOOOO!!!! YOU STINK!!!! GET OFF THE STAGE, YA HACK!!!!"

http://img84.exs.cx/img84/7034/spiderman2_513.jpg
MJ: "What is HIS problem?"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v390/eledoremassis02/Spiderman/Spiderman.jpg
Bruce the Usher (shrugs and sighs): "Ahhhhhhh, well...another dissatisfied customer..."

[Agent Thermal]

It seemed a transformation was in order...hope this version is better... :rolleyes: :p :D

[InsomniacFreak]

It seemed a transformation was in order...hope this version is better... :rolleyes: :p :D

Excellent edit!!

[Agent Thermal]

Excellent edit!!

Thanks! For some reason, I felt that the last one just NEEDED something...and it seemed that it was a line from MJ that was needed. :rolleyes: :cool:

[Agent Thermal]

http://img34.exs.cx/img34/7158/spiderman2_787.jpg
Random guy 1: "Dude, I got his wallet..."
Random guy 2: "I got his watch!!"
Random guy 3: "Don't wake him up, man! This is great!"

(Long pause)

Random guy 1: "DUDE! He's only got 3 bucks in here!!! What a rip-off, man..."
(Throws wallet out of train)

Random guy 3: "YOU IDIOT! WE COULD'VE FOUND OUT WHO HE WAS!!!"

[InsomniacFreak]

http://img32.exs.cx/img32/8957/spiderman2_390.jpg

From the ground below through Speakerphone: "This is the police. You have
1 minute to surrender or we will open fire."

OcK: "Stand down or the death of this woman will be on your conscience."

Police: "Give it up Minnie Pearl....We can clearly see the $19.99 price tag still attached to your life-size action figure of Aunt May. Surrender or die"

Ock mumbles under breath: "CRAP, I knew I forgot something. All these damn
tentacle attachments but no scissors."

*hums Morissettes "Ironic" to self on way to jail.*


Is this better Agent_Thermal?

[Agent Thermal]

Better than....what? :) Did you edit it or something? It sounds the same to me...very good, though! :D

[InsomniacFreak]

Yes edited. You inspired me to do better earlier but I'll stay away from reposting. I just wasn't happy with it earlier.

I've been thinking long and hard on that screen cap of Pete unconcious on the train you just did but nothing would come to me. But You nailed it, man. Love it.

[Agent Thermal]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v390/eledoremassis02/Spiderman/e7edbd0d.jpg
Ben (emotionally): "Take my hand, Pete..."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/pete-in-car.jpg
Peter: "Okay, if you say so..."

http://img49.exs.cx/img49/6620/spiderman2_772.jpg
*BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTT*

(Sorry, I couldn't resist - thanks, Insomniac, yet again!!! :D)

[InsomniacFreak]

Man, have we been abandoned on this thread today or what?

[Agent Thermal]

What do you mean? I'm afraid you've lost me...you mean that it's only been you and me posting? :)

[InsomniacFreak]

Yes, the last 11 posts have been either Agent_Thermal or InsomiacFreak. What gives? I guess people are bored with this thread (or perhaps just with us) all the sudden. :confused:

[Agent Thermal]

I think they're intimidated by our comedic genius...;)

:rolleyes:

[Agent Thermal]

http://www.whip-saw.com/images/SM2_2_trailer_stills/Spider-Man_2_Trailer_58.jpg
Dr. Octopus: "Check THESE out!!!"

http://img21.exs.cx/img21/1208/spiderman2_280.jpg
Rosalie: "That's one BIG hunk 'a man..."

[Agent Thermal]

http://img21.exs.cx/img21/5207/spiderman2_256.jpg
Peter: "Hey Harry...whaddya think are the odds of TWO catastrophic accidents occuring in your company?"

http://img21.exs.cx/img21/4039/spiderman2_250.jpg
Dr. Octopus: "I heard that, Parker...and I'm not amused...so, anyway folks, as I was saying..."

http://img34.exs.cx/img34/913/spiderman2_442.jpg
Harry: "Uh, Peter...what was the first catastrophic accident?"

[MST3K 4ever]

http://www.whip-saw.com/images/SM2_2_trailer_stills/Spider-Man_2_Trailer_58.jpg

Doc Ock: Okay I will now hug every single person in this room at the same time, so everyone gather around.

[Andrew]

http://img21.exs.cx/img21/5207/spiderman2_256.jpg
Peter: "Hey Harry...whaddya think are the odds of TWO catastrophic accidents occuring in your company?"

http://img21.exs.cx/img21/4039/spiderman2_250.jpg
Dr. Octopus: "I heard that, Parker...and I'm not amused...so, anyway folks, as I was saying..."

http://img34.exs.cx/img34/913/spiderman2_442.jpg
Harry: "Uh, Peter...what was the first catastrophic accident?"

LOL :D :D :up:

[Silent Storm]

http://img21.exs.cx/img21/5207/spiderman2_256.jpg
Peter: "Hey Harry...whaddya think are the odds of TWO catastrophic accidents occuring in your company?"

http://img21.exs.cx/img21/4039/spiderman2_250.jpg
Dr. Octopus: "I heard that, Parker...and I'm not amused...so, anyway folks, as I was saying..."

http://img34.exs.cx/img34/913/spiderman2_442.jpg
Harry: "Uh, Peter...what was the first catastrophic accident?"

Ha! I'm lovin that one!

[Andrew]

Agent_Thermanl, Insomniac, Anime, you have no idea how much I laughed at the last few captions. The ones with more than one pic are great!! :D

[Andrew]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v390/eledoremassis02/Spiderman/e7edbd0d.jpg
Ben (emotionally): "Take my hand, Pete..."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/pete-in-car.jpg
Peter: "Okay, if you say so..."

http://img49.exs.cx/img49/6620/spiderman2_772.jpg
*BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTT*

(Sorry, I couldn't resist - thanks, Insomniac, yet again!!! :D)

LMAO!! :D

[Andrew]

http://img34.exs.cx/img34/913/spiderman2_442.jpg
Harry: "I'm gonna do it."

http://img34.exs.cx/img34/6465/spiderman2_699.jpg
Peter: "Do what?"

http://dvdmedia.ign.com/dvd/image/5_1090444863.jpg
Harry: "THE FACEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"

http://www.imgspot.com/u/04/150/19/scream62997.gif
Peter (suddenly in Spidey-suit and without glasses for some unexplained reason): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOH MY GOD!!!"


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! :D :D :D

[Agent Thermal]

Wow...thanks everybody!!! :D I didn't know they'd be liked THAT much... :cool:

[Agent Thermal]

I think the "FACEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" and the "Take my hand, Pete" are my favorite ones of mine, so far - I laugh at them even now, and I'm the one that made them...that's very rare, especially for me...

[InsomniacFreak]

I think the "FACEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" and the "Take my hand, Pete" are my favorite ones of mine, so far - I laugh at them even now, and I'm the one that made them...that's very rare, especially for me...

Those ones of yours are good, but my personal favorites of yours are the Nitka diet and the ripped off wallet on the train scene.

My favorites of my own stuff involve spoofs of movies/TV shows /ads/songs I've seen or heard. But no-one else freaking gets them so the point is kind of lost and the humor doesn't shine through. So I basically just post them for my own personal humor. I started going with stories because that's what people seem to like best and because it's fun to think about which caps you can string together to make someting.

Thanks for showing back up folks. We missed all you guys.

I think they're intimidated by our comedic genius... Hardly, at least where I'm concerned. But it was a nice gesture, though. I've seriously lost my touch at this stuff. I don't even crack myself up anymore.

[Agent Thermal]

Ah, don't put yourself down - yours are very good and well-thought-out, especially compared to some other ones I've seen! And I thought the Nikta's diet one was my most CLEVER one - not the funniest, to me, even though it was funny. :D It's just that whenever I see that scrunched-up face of Peter with the "BZZZZZZZZZZTTTT!" thing, I just can't help but laugh, especially imagining Dear 'Ol Uncle Ben doing it...:D

[The Navigator]

I liked "KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!" myself...

[InsomniacFreak]

yep, that one made me ROFLMAO for sure.

[Agent Thermal]

It's the obscurity of it all that makes it special... :D

[Andrew]

You're right Insomniac, the story ones are the best, but there can be a few exceptions like thermal's wallet one. I'm not gonna post anything unless I think that this is gonna be funny, and everyone is going to laugh because any other ones that I posted, that I thought were well thought out, didnt get laughed at. :( :)

[animexcel]

great stuff guys! hahah :D
i have something else i have in mind that's pretty funny :p
i like crossovers, so that's pretty much my style on this thread
thanks for the comments~!

[InsomniacFreak]

http://img20.exs.cx/img20/8871/spiderman2_899.jpg
Peter: MJ, I need to know something. Are those for real or did you get implants?

http://img84.exs.cx/img84/1603/spiderman2_903.jpg
MJ: *somewhat put off* Fake boobs? Are you kidding me? These are 100% real tiger. Don't you like them?

http://www.imgspot.com/u/04/150/19/scream62997.gif
Peter: Yeahhhhhh BAAAABBBYYYYY!!!!!!!


http://img20.exs.cx/img20/8219/spiderman2_898.jpg


Sorry....on stressful days, I digress......

[Jspider13]

http://img21.exs.cx/img21/5207/spiderman2_256.jpg

Harry: You have something on your back, Otto.


http://img21.exs.cx/img21/4039/spiderman2_250.jpg

[Agent Thermal]

(Nice one, Jspider13! :D)

http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/4684/spiderman2_952.jpg
Harry: "My god...my father dressed up like a Power Ranger...in public..."

[Agent Thermal]

http://img34.exs.cx/img34/8463/spiderman2_696.jpg
Sam Raimi: "CUT!!! Kirsten, honey, Ock is coming from IN FRONT OF you..."
(shakes head)

[Agent Thermal]

http://www.fanartists.com/gallery/data/605/34pizza.jpg
Joe's Pizza man: "Home sick, huh, Peter!? You s'posed to be at 'JOE'S PIZZA,' and I catch you at the 'Livery Restaurante'! Maybe dat's why you always late!"

Later that day...

http://img49.exs.cx/img49/8164/spiderman2_661.jpg
Peter: "That's the LAST time I eat at the 'Livery'..."

[PurplePenisPrancer]

http://www.mxemu.com/forum/Smileys/classic/lol.gif

[Agent Thermal]

Uh, is that a compliment or insult? I'll assume it's a compliment... ;) :D It kinda looks like one! (If that's an insult, that's okay too - I need constructive criticism...;))

[Démon]

http://img84.exs.cx/img84/4862/spiderman2_361.jpg

"No offense, lady, but I'd rather you keep your foot off my leg!"

[Démon]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/OckGal/Alfie/fangoriaock.jpg

Ock: "Yes, Stan, I know. Toad wore these in the X-Men."

[Agent Thermal]

Marvel always has been a recycler!!! :D Nice job, man!

[Silent Storm]

http://img34.exs.cx/img34/913/spiderman2_442.jpg
Harry: "I'm gonna do it."

http://img34.exs.cx/img34/6465/spiderman2_699.jpg
Peter: "Do what?"

http://dvdmedia.ign.com/dvd/image/5_1090444863.jpg
Harry: "THE FACEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"

http://www.imgspot.com/u/04/150/19/scream62997.gif
Peter (suddenly in Spidey-suit and without glasses for some unexplained reason): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOH MY GOD!!!"

Where did that picture of Harry come from?

[KurtMysterio]

It is a screencap from one of my absolute favorite TV shows, Freaks and Geeks, which was sadly cancelled after its first season. That season is available on DVD though, and I HIGHLY recommend it. F'n awesome, and Franco is great in it.

[The Squirrel]

http://www.whip-saw.com/images/SM2_Friends_Promo/SM2_Friends_026.jpg
Tragically, Man-Spider's mechanical web-shooters malfunction at a critical moment in his web slinging

(I'm trying to get better at this make a funny captition thing)

[Agent Thermal]

It is a screencap from one of my absolute favorite TV shows, Freaks and Geeks, which was sadly cancelled after its first season. That season is available on DVD though, and I HIGHLY recommend it. F'n awesome, and Franco is great in it.

Yeah, I can't thank you enough for that picture, KurtMysterio - I've employed it's humor countless time since I saw it...THANKS A BUNCH! :D (He's the one that originally posted it on here, guys - it's been copied and used many times since by moi. ;))

[Izzy]

http://img34.exs.cx/img34/8463/spiderman2_696.jpg

But Pete, my bra went THAT way!

[Izzy]

http://img34.exs.cx/img34/8463/spiderman2_696.jpg

But Pete, my bra went THAT way!

[Jspider13]

http://www.whip-saw.com/images/SM2_2_trailer_stills/Spider-Man_2_Trailer_94.jpg

Ock: *Biff Tannen impression* C'mon you know you want me to give it to ya.

Peter: OH GOD NO

[Agent Thermal]

http://www.whip-saw.com/images/SM2_Friends_Promo/SM2_Friends_026.jpg
Tragically, Man-Spider's mechanical web-shooters malfunction at a critical moment in his web slinging

(I'm trying to get better at this make a funny captition thing)

It's not funny without the "Man-Spider." Nice forum reference. :D :up:

[Jspider13]

[QUOTE=Izzy]http://img34.exs.cx/img34/8463/spiderman2_696.jpg

Tobey: *speaks under his breath* Kirsten...it's not Jumanji, it's not that type of sound effect...Doc Ock...right in front of you.

[InsomniacFreak]

http://img43.exs.cx/img43/4750/Spideymanhattanskyline.jpg

"SWWWIINNNGGGGG BATTER BATTER BATTER SWING!!!!!"

Pete heckles the Red Sox from the "extra cheap" seats at Yankee Stadium.

[before you bash me, I realize Yankee Stadium isn't located here.....just laugh at the damn caption please]

[InsomniacFreak]

http://img75.exs.cx/img75/1598/spiderman2_626.jpg
Pete: Thanks for the cake. I guess I owe you one raunchy strip-tease.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v338/o_0Catwoman0_o/spider-man%202/6a787d59.jpg


http://img49.exs.cx/img49/1340/spiderman2_624.jpg
Ursula: Kind of let yourself go since highschool, haven't ya. Maybe you should lay off the cake.

http://img75.exs.cx/img75/3448/spiderman2_332.jpg
*dresses quickly, gives subtle "Go to Hell" look (after all cake was good and he is broke)*

[Agent Thermal]

http://img75.exs.cx/img75/8003/spiderman2_163.jpg
Peter (thinking): "Let's see - 'How To Wash Clothes' - Step 1: Insert dirty clothes into washing machine...okay...I think I see where they're going with this..."
------------------------------------------------------------------

:p - Maddy Maguire's a life-saver, isn't he? THANKS MADDY!!

[sofiz]

hahahaha

[InsomniacFreak]

[IMG]
:p - Maddy Maguire's a life-saver, isn't he? THANKS MADDY!!

Yes SHE is!!! Thanks much Maddy.

[Agent Thermal]

http://img75.exs.cx/img75/6931/spiderman2_166.jpg
Peter/Tobey: "My god...it IS Joel Schumacher who's directing this movie!!!"

[Agent Thermal]

Yes SHE is!!! Thanks much Maddy.

OH NO!!! I'm so sorry - it's the name, it sounds like a guy's!!! :( Please accept my apologies...

[InsomniacFreak]

OH NO!!! I'm so sorry - it's the name, it sounds like a guy's!!! :( Please accept my apologies...

Well I guess Maddy could be a gay man, obsessed with Tobey. I'm sure there are plenty. But I don't think Maddy is one. ;)

[InsomniacFreak]

http://img75.exs.cx/img75/6931/spiderman2_166.jpg
I must have missed the chapter in that book referring to Dry Clean Only. This was my only white dress shirt. ...*shrugs*.
....welcome to my life.

[InsomniacFreak]

http://img75.exs.cx/img75/3331/spiderman2_325.jpg

Ock: "Yes. I'll use the Force to stop that vehicle speeding towards me."

Collective voices from inside head scream: "We said "blast that Jetta!", not "Master Jedi!"

[The Squirrel]

http://img75.exs.cx/img75/164/spiderman2_169.jpg

Spider-Man shares locker with Agent Smith

[InsomniacFreak]

http://img75.exs.cx/img75/164/spiderman2_169.jpg

Spider-Man shares locker with Agent Smith


HAHAHAHAHA. Maybe they're the same guy. Spidey's got the moves now.

[Agent Thermal]

<Daily Bugle excerpt from day of Dr. Octopus' surgery>

"Dr. Deer" escapes from laboratory!
http://img75.exs.cx/img75/3331/spiderman2_325.jpg

[Agent Thermal]

http://img75.exs.cx/img75/3331/spiderman2_325.jpg
Note to impressionable children: Just say NO to street-streaking. Just look at what it did to Dr. Octopus, kids.
(My little brother helped me come up with this. :))

[wiegeabo]

http://img75.exs.cx/img75/3331/spiderman2_325.jpg

Please, don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry!

[Jspider13]

http://img75.exs.cx/img75/3331/spiderman2_325.jpg

Jeeeepers Creeeeeepers...where'd you get those eeeeeeeeeeyes.

[Maddy Maguire]

Aww...thanks, Agent Thermal and Insomniac about the pics. Happy to post them so you can keep us entertained with your talented captions. JSpider13 and so many here on this thread, your captions are hilarious!!! Oh, and Agent Thermal, it's ok about my name. No apology needed. Sometimes I don't know if who I'm talking to is guy or girl, unless the name is very obvious. Ok, back to the captions...keep it going...I always look forward to seeing what's posted next so I can have a good laugh! :)

[InsomniacFreak]

http://img84.exs.cx/img84/1603/spiderman2_903.jpg
MJ: Oh Peter, I feel so gross. ....I'm so wet and cold. My dress is torn and just look at my make up and OMG, just look at my hair...just look at it ......*sniffling whine* .. Oh no....now look, I broke a nail and I just had them done for the wedding.....What will I do, What am I going to do?

http://img84.exs.cx/img84/3778/spiderman2_904.jpg
Pete: *still holding up collapsing building takes last breath and grunts* I missed the part where that's my problem.

[Agent Thermal]

That's definitely your best one in a while, Insomniac!!! Very well done. :D :up:

[InsomniacFreak]

Thanks AT. How about this:


http://dvdmedia.ign.com/dvd/image/5_1090444863.jpg

And now the 6:00 IGN news, your Gotham City news leader.......

It has been confirmed that the Joker has released yet another dangerous batch of Smilex chemicals upon Gotham City's unsuspecting public. The latest reported victim, Daniel Desario, learned he was affected when his Clearasil acne medication gave him unexpected results.

[Agent Thermal]

http://img75.exs.cx/img75/3331/spiderman2_325.jpg
*SCRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTT* BAM!

Later that day...

http://img75.exs.cx/img75/6931/spiderman2_166.jpg
Peter: "Ugh...it STILL won't come out..."

[AmazinUncleBen]

Heheheheh I can't believe this thread is still going.

[Agent Thermal]

AmazinUncleBen: "Heheheheh I can't believe this thread is still going."

With genius such as ours, it will remain infinite. :doom:

By the way - is that (your statement) a good thing? ;) :p

[The Squirrel]

Thanks AT. How about this:


http://dvdmedia.ign.com/dvd/image/5_1090444863.jpg

And now the 6:00 IGN news, your Gotham City news leader.......

It has been confirmed that the Joker has released yet another dangerous batch of Smilex chemicals upon Gotham City's unsuspecting public. The latest reported victim, Daniel Desario, learned he was affected when his Clearasil acne medication gave him unexpected results.

i was going to post something about Joker's laughing gas, but then i decided against it.

[Agent Thermal]

Hey...maybe James had a cameo (or was an extra) in the first Burton Batman movie as an innocent bystander during Joker's gas attack on the city street!!! Course, he would have been a kid then... :rolleyes:

[Jspider13]

http://img62.exs.cx/img62/1359/spiderman2_773.jpg

Tobey: "fffft! fffft! fffft! fffft! ffffft! fffft!"

Sam: CUT! Tobey, we're going to add that sound effect later on.

[Pickle-El]

Thanks AT. How about this:


http://dvdmedia.ign.com/dvd/image/5_1090444863.jpg
.


I'm rich, and you're poooooooooooooooooooor!!!!

[InsomniacFreak]

http://img62.exs.cx/img62/1359/spiderman2_773.jpg

Tobey: "fffft! fffft! fffft! fffft! ffffft! fffft!"

Sam: CUT! Tobey, we're going to add that sound effect later on.


AAAAAAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
(I can picture Tobey actually doing this too.)

[InsomniacFreak]

TIPS FOR ONLINE DATING:
Always ask the obvious questions. Never assume gender by screen name.


http://img80.exs.cx/img80/6662/spiderman2_168.jpg

A hopeful and "extremely" lonely Peter prepares for his blind date with a sexy intellectual he met through online chat with the screen name "Octopussy".


http://img75.exs.cx/img75/3331/spiderman2_325.jpg

Doc Ock (having just downed three Viagra pills) can hardly stand the anticipation of the night he'll have with a seductive and brainy shy girl with the screen name of "Slinger".

[InsomniacFreak]

"Heheheheh I can't believe this thread is still going."

It will go on until one of the following occurs:

A) Malice finally bans me for my potty-brained Dennis Miller live act here
B) You all abandon me here and I get so damn bored reading my own posts, I just don't care anymore.
C) Every frame in SM2 has been used (reused, and ultimately abused by me)
D) another Caption This thread is born, (anytime, anyplace, anysubject, I'm there).



With genius such as ours, it will remain infinite. :doom:

By the way - is that (your statement) a good thing? ;) :p

We are all pretty damn clever if I say so myself. I'd love to get us all in a room together. That'd be a hoot. We could have our own little comedy show.

....And That's a Very Good Thing!!
(SLAM. *door rolls shut* prison guard yells out: "CUT. Lights out in Cell Block D!")

[imscorpia]

AAAAAAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
(I can picture Tobey actually doing this too.)
oh, that one's good!!! I swear there's a scene or two where it LOOKS like he's making that sound.. You guys are billiant :)

scorp

[imscorpia]

oh, that one's good!!! I swear there's a scene or two where it LOOKS like he's making that sound.. You guys are billiant :)

scorp
..And by golly I can't even spell!! brilliant! as in you guys taking the time and the energy to entertain us poor unimaginative spelling and talent impaired spidey fans!

scorp

[Jspider13]

http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v87/spiderfan4eva/ockgrippete.jpg

Peter: I'll make you a deal...I know this girl...she really likes you. She knows how to handle herself...and...I just know you two are going to look great together.

http://www.fanartists.com/gallery/data/501/34ock.jpg

Ock: Tell her to meet me at the Westside Corner at 8 O'clock. :cool:


8 O'clock....

http://www.fanartists.com/gallery/data/501/34ock2.jpg

http://www.geocities.com/prowrestlingpics/WOW/CHYNAscan014.jpg

http://img75.exs.cx/img75/3331/spiderman2_325.jpg

[InsomniacFreak]

http://www.geocities.com/prowrestlingpics/WOW/CHYNAscan014.jpg

I bet she could seriously kick some spider-ass and tear up some tentacles too. Wow.

[Agent Thermal]

The "Clueless Harry Saga" Part 1

http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/1628/spiderman2_950.jpg
Cluless Harry: "Oooooooooohhhhh...what does THAT button do....?"







KABLAM!!!!

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/choice.jpg
Spiderman/Peter: "Harry..........why..."

[SpyderBurning]

http://img75.exs.cx/img75/3331/spiderman2_325.jpg

Whoa whoa officers, it's not what it looks like. You see, that man in the car was just......was just asking me for directions, YEAH directions. Just because I don't have a shirt on does not mean I'm a "man of the night."

Haven't been here in a while so I don't know if anyone else tried this joke yet.

[spider-jide]

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT PIC OF CHYNA ALL ABOUT?! HOW FREAKIN RANDOM!......on another note her playboy stunt was actually quite good.

[Jspider13]

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT PIC OF CHYNA ALL ABOUT?! HOW FREAKIN RANDOM!......on another note her playboy stunt was actually quite good.

You have to read my last above caption to understand.

[PurplePenisPrancer]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/OckGal/Alfie/fangoriaock.jpgOnce I place this in the robot, Catwoman will no longer plague this planet!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v228/fireblaze614/catwomanpwned.jpg

[InsomniacFreak]

http://img75.exs.cx/img75/3331/spiderman2_325.jpg

"Azarath Metreon Zinthos!!!!!!!"

[The Navigator]

(Pic of Spidey, maskless, on the front of the train about to shoot out webs)
Spidey: Hey, maybe if I shoot out webbing, I can stop this train that's going a billion miles an hour without causing significant property damage or bodily harm!
Conductor: Yeah, and maybe I'm a chinese jet pilot.

[The Squirrel]

http://img75.exs.cx/img75/3331/spiderman2_325.jpg

Excuse me ladies, but is this were the streaking party is?


(i dont know how many of you have seen that commerical)

[animexcel]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/richsmooth.jpg

[InsomniacFreak]

Welcome back Animexel!!!!! Where you been????? That one is BOTH smooth AND rich my friend. Well Done Indeed!!!!

Can you do us a fav and dump just a few of your millions of SM2 pics in the Screen Cap thread? We need more, more I tell you and we can't use yours because you roll them all into one image. Be a pal and help us out. Oh, and keep those captions coming.

[InsomniacFreak]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v170/Maddy36/My%20Personal%20Gallery/Heroes%20and%20Villians%20Gallery/Other%20favorite%20Actors/Tobeyandcamera.bmp
During a screen test for the costume design team (as Tobey Maguire displays here), it was discovered that Doc Ock's PanaVision tentacle attachment was a distracting eyesore that took up too much real estate on the screen. It was replaced with a smaller and (infinitely cheaper) apparatus - the 15 watt christmas light bulb with lense cover, purchased at K-mart for 99 cents - an ingenious suggestion by Maguire, who later successfully convinced Sony they had an extra few million in the budget to pay his requested salary increase.

[animexcel]

Welcome back Animexel!!!!! Where you been????? That one is BOTH smooth AND rich my friend. Well Done Indeed!!!!

Can you do us a fav and dump just a few of your millions of SM2 pics in the Screen Cap thread? We need more, more I tell you and we can't use yours because you roll them all into one image. Be a pal and help us out. Oh, and keep those captions coming.

Thanks Insomniac :D
I thought those 4 pics wouldn't be any use, cuz they have text on them and if it's a long caption joke, it's because it saves time uploading the individual pics. :p
I thought earlier I had individual pics from the trailer but nobody used them... like MJ getting slimed and some other ones I used interacting with animated ones...Oh I think I have another funny one...

[animexcel]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/biggerthings.jpg

"Harry, he's got MJ!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/harry-whoisthat.jpg

"I don't think so..."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/jordan97_inverosimil.jpg

[InsomniacFreak]

Clever. Yep, despite his many arms I don't think even Ock could stop M-air-J in the paint.

[InsomniacFreak]

Grydlock to the rescue. Go Gryd Go! :up: :up:

I believe you have discovered the Holy Grail that is Exhibit A.

[InsomniacFreak]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v128/GRyDLOCK/input86558.jpg

Twenty Eight, Twenty Nine, Thirty..........Ready or Not, Here I come!!!!!!

[Agent Thermal]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v128/GRyDLOCK/input151448.jpg
Fat guy: "What? 'Chu got a prahblum wif my eyebrows bein' different sizes, ah? Do ya?"

[The Joker]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v128/GRyDLOCK/input151265.jpg

Ock: Whoa who farted in here?.

[Agent Thermal]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v128/GRyDLOCK/input144656.jpg
Train Driver: "Spiderman! This big-lipped and big-nosed shadow guy behind me is the one resposible for all this! You have to stop him!!!"

[InsomniacFreak]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v128/GRyDLOCK/input151448.jpg
Fat guy: "What? 'Chu got a prahblum wif my eyebrows bein' different sizes, ah? Do ya?"

HAHAHHAHAHA LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

[Agent Thermal]

HAHAHHAHAHA LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

Wow - thanks! :D As they all say, always a pleasure to be looked upon with favor by the one and only Captionator!!! :)

[Agent Thermal]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v128/GRyDLOCK/input144656.jpg
"Spider-Man! Can you help me drive this train?! I don't know what this thing is!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v128/GRyDLOCK/input144313.jpg
"See it? What is it?!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v128/GRyDLOCK/input144737.jpg
"..."

Nice one, GRyDLOCK!!! :D :up:

[InsomniacFreak]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v128/GRyDLOCK/input144737.jpg

"Man without fear, huh?, stealing all my press. I'll show that little devil-eared punk I can do this blind too. Yo, taxi driver? Can you slow it down a little bit? My spidey sense is going nuts here.

[MST3K 4ever]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v128/GRyDLOCK/input144737.jpg

Spidey: Oh man this looks bad...if cover my eyes maybe it won't be so bad.

[Agent Thermal]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v128/GRyDLOCK/input144313.jpg
Naw...I thought it was the "Train Pressure Indicator"!!!

[InsomniacFreak]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v128/GRyDLOCK/input142839.jpg
Uh, excuse me sir, I've been up here for a while now and well, could you tell me how soon the stop to Marvel's Superhero Island is?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v128/GRyDLOCK/input144656.jpg
Sorry son, this is the Disney monorail. We don't go to Universal's Islands of Adventure theme park.

http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/3789/bscap0052.jpg
I thought that big castle and huge silver ball we kept circling looked familiar. *sigh* I'm so fired.

[InsomniacFreak]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v128/GRyDLOCK/input151448.jpg

CUT......Uh, you there, sir...yeah you in the middle .....I'm sorry but you're just not gonna work out for Michael Jackson's "Bad" tour dance team. We'll give you a call when the "Goodfella's Musical" casting gets underway. OK? Good luck to ya.

[The Squirrel]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v128/GRyDLOCK/input144737.jpg

Spidey: Ok Ock. one....two....three....PEEKABOO!!!!

[InsomniacFreak]

Feels great to be complemented by the one and only Capinator!

Would it also surprise you to learn that I'm the one and only CapinCrunch? ;)

Wow - thanks! :D As they all say, always a pleasure to be looked upon with favor by the one and only Captionator!!! :)

Nice rhyming AT.


YES, I AM THE CHOSEN ONE!!!!! CAPTION THIS MASTER AND COMMANDER!!!!!! WHO DARES ENTER THE REALM OF THE GREAT AND POWERFUL (not to mention the One and Only) CAPTIONATOR........... ROFLMAO at all this..... Truly I'm not worthy of all the counter-praise here. You guys are too kind and damn funny yourselves! Keep me rolling in the floor guys and I'll try to stay worthy of my title (aka the one and only sleepless captioning freak).

[Agent Thermal]

Nice rhyming AT.

Wow - I actually didn't mean for it to rhyme...but YOU'RE RIGHT! :D (Laughing) Man - I rhyme better unintentionally then INtentionally...;)

[InsomniacFreak]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v314/Jess5302/tobey.bmp

Kirsten: Eeewww, Tobey, don't you ever clean your ears out. Let me just get this big gob of ear wax that's been stuck there for the last few days. I'm sorry I just can't kiss you knowing that's there.

[Boom]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v128/GRyDLOCK/input144656.jpg
Spider-Man: "Michael Caine?"

[hammy]

http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v63/Kypade/spidermanhands.jpg
Okay, so which will it be tonight? My left . . or my right?

;)

[animexcel]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/harry-whoisthat.jpg

"Peter...you killed my father..."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/biggerthings.jpg

"umm...Thank you."

http://dvdmedia.ign.com/dvd/image/5_1090444863.jpg

"...Ohh.. :D "

[The Squirrel]

LOL! animexcel.

[Agent Thermal]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v128/GRyDLOCK/input144737.jpg
Spiderman: "Ugh! What was I thinking!? New York City doesn't have an above-ground train system!!!"

[Agent Thermal]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v128/GRyDLOCK/input47911.jpg
Spiderman: "They call me 'Spiderman' for a reason, Ock! Just check out my misshapen legs and vertically-elongated butt!!!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v128/GRyDLOCK/input50309.jpg
Dr. Octopus: "That's just wrong..."

[Agent Thermal]

I don't know what it is with me, but I just keep on noticing these little physical oddities with these pictures, and half of my captions revolve around such "observations"...weird... :rolleyes: :D

[InsomniacFreak]

"enlarged pelvic area"...... I believe that is the dirtiest, most risque thing you've ever said on these boards AT. Don't go there man, don't even go there. It's all downhill from there. And I'm sure that well over half of my captions revolve around those kinds of "observations".....huh......weird

[hammy]

Damn spiders and your ... flexy ... bendy non-back-having asses. I hate you!

:D :D

[InsomniacFreak]

DELETED.. pitiful Limbo caption deleted by the Cationator who didn't realize this was a blantant rip-off of what Gryd just did. Sorry Gryd. Read your post afterwards. Didn't mean to copycat.

[Jspider13]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v128/GRyDLOCK/input47664.jpg

*One of the puppeteers dicking around with Molina*

[Agent Thermal]

"enlarged pelvic area"...... I believe that is the dirtiest, most risque thing you've ever said on these boards AT. Don't go there man, don't even go there. It's all downhill from there. And I'm sure that well over half of my captions revolve around those kinds of "observations".....huh......weird

:eek: WHAT!? Dirty? Risque? I wasn't TRYING to be risque OR dirty, not in the least! :( When I think "pelvic area," I think THIS:
http://www.bartleby.com/107/Images/small/image241.jpg
I think the HIP AS A WHOLE, NOT WHAT YOU GUYS ARE THINKING!!! What is this world coming to when a guy can't even mention an area NEAR the waist without someone thinking he's dirty? :(

I mean, look at this picture CLOSELY:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v128/GRyDLOCK/input47911.jpg
If you notice (I noticed this, anyway...), from where his spinal vertebrae end to where his legs begin, it is LONGER THAN THE AVERAGE PERSON'S!!! Let me put it this way: his butt is elongated VERTICALLY!!! His legs end where our mid-thigh would be! Am I making ANY sense here? :(

Anyway...PLEASE don't think I'm trying to be nasty with that phrase...the reasons above are my reasons for wording it that way (it's hard to word it any other way, really...) - but if it makes you feel any better, I'm going back to edit it. Observe, and ye shall see. I'm not going downhill at all, InsomniacFreak! There are some WITH noble intentions on this board, and I'm trying my best to be one of them! :D

[InsomniacFreak]

:eek: WHAT!? Dirty? Risque? I wasn't TRYING to be risque OR dirty, not in the least! :( When I think "pelvic area," I think THIS:
http://www.bartleby.com/107/Images/small/image241.jpg
I think the HIP AS A WHOLE, NOT WHAT YOU GUYS ARE THINKING!!! What is this world coming to when a guy can't even mention an area NEAR the waist without someone thinking he's dirty? :(

I mean, look at this picture CLOSELY:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v128/GRyDLOCK/input47911.jpg
If you notice (I noticed this, anyway...), from where his spinal vertebrae end to where his legs begin, it is LONGER THAN THE AVERAGE PERSON'S!!! Let me put it this way: his butt is elongated VERTICALLY!!! His legs end where our mid-thigh would be! Am I making ANY sense here? :(

Anyway...PLEASE don't think I'm trying to be nasty with that phrase...the reasons above are my reasons for wording it that way (it's hard to word it any other way, really...) - but if it makes you feel any better, I'm going back to edit it. Observe, and ye shall see. I'm not going downhill at all, InsomniacFreak! There are some WITH noble intentions on this board, and I'm trying my best to be one of them! :D

OMG, I'm SO JUST MESSING WITH YOU HERE!!!!!!! I think that just about ALL of HYPE (except for yourself) can see that.

I had no idea by making a little joke in doing so I would launch you into some desparate need to justify your post (Nice skeletal pelvic photo and detailed description btw, very educational). I understood perfectly what you are talking about in your original description, no need to edit it. Trust me, NO ONE on these boards thinks you have a dirty mind, LEAST of all ME. That, in case you didn't get it the first time, was the joke.

[Agent Thermal]

OMG, I'm SO JUST MESSING WITH YOU HERE!!!!!!! I think that just about ALL of HYPE (except for yourself) can see that.

I had no idea by making a little joke in doing so I would launch you into some desparate need to justify your post (Nice skeletal pelvic photo and detailed description btw, very educational). I understood perfectly what you are talking about in your original description, no need to edit it. Trust me, NO ONE on these boards thinks you have a dirty mind, LEAST of all ME. That, in case you didn't get it the first time, was the joke.

*breathes an extremely heavy sigh of relief*

MAN you are a good actor/actress!!! ;) You gotta put more smilies/winks up there next time, IM! You definitely had me going!!! Sorry 'bout that...should I go back to the original line on my caption? Oh well...at least I educated somebody today...;) Man...I need to lighten up...:rolleyes: :cool: I get on people for not getting MY sense of humor, and here I'M the one not getting yours!!!! I definitely rely on smilies too much...:p Thanks for letting me know, anyway!!! :D I'll try to...uh..."contain" myself, next time, kay? :D

[InsomniacFreak]

That's good because you were about to force me into early retirement. If nobody gets my humor anymore, why bother wasting my time?

[Agent Thermal]

Oh, I get your CAPTIONS, just not your regular, non-post related statements!!! :D ;)

[Agent Thermal]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v128/GRyDLOCK/input144737.jpg
Spiderman: "Stupid bug eyes...my hand won't cover both of them!!"

[Jspider13]

*2:30 AM, Sam busts into Tobey's house and drags him out of bed, puts Tobey in the suit, drives him to the set*

http://img83.exs.cx/img83/4276/spiderman2_779.jpg

Sam: Alright Tobey, you're going to be fighting Ock, tentacles everywhere, your Spidey sense is going crazy. AAAAAAAAND ACTION!

http://img83.exs.cx/img83/9828/spiderman2_782.jpg

[Agent Thermal]

If I were Roger Ebert, Jspider, I'd give you two thumbs up. :up: :up: :D

[InsomniacFreak]

*2:30 AM, Sam busts into Tobey's house and drags him out of bed, puts Tobey in the suit, drives him to the set*

http://img83.exs.cx/img83/4276/spiderman2_779.jpg

Sam: Alright Tobey, you're going to be fighting Ock, tentacles everywhere, your Spidey sense is going crazy. AAAAAAAAND ACTION!

http://img83.exs.cx/img83/9828/spiderman2_782.jpg


:cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: How many smilies can I use here. This is awesome. I like the date stamp too. ;) Remind you of anyone we know? This scene probably wasn't acting. In fact, when Tobey and Sam describe on the commentary your exact caption here, I will laugh my ass off....again.

[Maddy Maguire]

Jspider...LOL :up: :)

[InsomniacFreak]

http://img83.exs.cx/img83/4276/spiderman2_779.jpg
Nah...Nah...I can drive man....I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
hehehe.....whoah man....road block up ahead

http://img83.exs.cx/img83/9828/spiderman2_782.jpg
Give it up whacko. You smell like a brewery and we clocked you doing 290 mph. You have the right to remain silent, you have the right to an attorney, anything you say will ....be ......wow, he's out like a light. OK boys, cuff and stuff this nutcase. We'll see how them boys back in cell block D like this little getup he's wearing.

[InsomniacFreak]

http://img5.imgspot.com/u/04/262/20/train8.JPG

*singing* A world without heros......is no place to be......it's no place for me........

(Molina looks like an unmasked Gene Simmons to me in this shot)

[InsomniacFreak]

http://server5.uploadit.org/files/InfoManiac-spidesix.jpg
Look......up in the sky......it's a bird!.......It's a plane!........No, it's your friendly neighborhood Pizza Man. And he's sporting the hip, new Domino's uniform.

[The Navigator]

Heck, I'D work for Dominos if I could wear that and travel like that...

[InsomniacFreak]

http://server5.uploadit.org/files/InfoManiac-20.jpg
Save me, Hugh Hefner, Save me.


If it's not funny, then go here.http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/TV/09/07/television.hefner.reut/.

[Comic Book Boy]

^^Don't dis the man. :D :p

[Oberon]

Hey !! I KNOW THOSE PICS !!!!!!!!!!

[Oberon]

At least that first one ! I made it :-P

[InsomniacFreak]

http://server5.uploadit.org/files/InfoManiac-20.jpg

Wow ... look at that!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v128/GRyDLOCK/output74267.jpg

Stan Lee : That old woman's flying, I could sure use a piece of that a---

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v128/GRyDLOCK/output74394.jpg

Hooooooooooooooooooooooh, forget her! I'ma get me some of this honey!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v128/GRyDLOCK/output74410.jpg

C'mre!


.. pff. LOL, that crap just came up seeing Insomniac's post and I had a pic of a flying Aunt May around so why not put something together? Ignore the motion blur.

If Stan Lee was grabbing at my ass, I'd be a blur too.

Nice Gryd. For some reason, people read my stuff and dirty minded captions start writing themselves. Go figure? (Disclaimer: except for AT of course who never thinks dirty thoughts)

[InsomniacFreak]

http://server5.uploadit.org/files/InfoManiac-9.jpg

And the pitch is a wild slider up and away out of the strike zone, clearly a little too much spit and not enough polish on that one.

[pedro parkero]

http://server5.uploadit.org/files/InfoManiac-20.jpg

Wow ... look at that!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v128/GRyDLOCK/output74267.jpg

Mary Poppins at 70...

[Agent Thermal]

The "Clueless Harry Saga" Part 2

http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/2312/spiderman2_947.jpg
Clueless Harry: "Whoa....dude..."

http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/7439/spiderman2_953.jpg
Clueless Harry: "Check out all this stuff, man!"

http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/4684/spiderman2_952.jpg
Clueless Harry: "My father...THE Norman Osborne...STOLE the Green Goblin's stuff!!! What a brave, selfless man..."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v128/GRyDLOCK/spiderman2_941.jpg
Clueless Harry, enraged (to no one in particular): "YOU'D THINK THAT SPIDERMAN WOULD BE GRATEFUL FOR THAT!!!!"

[Sauron]

http://server5.uploadit.org/files/InfoManiac-spidesix.jpg
Look......up in the sky......it's a bird!.......It's a plane!........No, it's your friendly neighborhood Pizza Man. And he's sporting the hip, new Domino's uniform.
LOL.

[The Navigator]

The "Clueless Harry Saga" Part 2

http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/2312/spiderman2_947.jpg
Clueless Harry: "Whoa....dude..."

http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/7439/spiderman2_953.jpg
Clueless Harry: "Check out all this stuff, man!"

http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/4684/spiderman2_952.jpg
Clueless Harry: "My father...THE Norman Osborne...STOLE the Green Goblin's stuff!!! What a brave, selfless man..."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v128/GRyDLOCK/spiderman2_941.jpg
Clueless Harry, enraged (to no one in particular): "YOU'D THINK THAT SPIDERMAN WOULD BE GRATEFUL FOR THAT!!!!"


hehehe...a showcase of just how dumb Harry is...I likey!

[The Navigator]

[QUOTE=InsomniacFreak]http://server5.uploadit.org/files/InfoManiac-20.jpg

Pfft. I could make a better Spidey 2 billboard than that...

Hehehe...

[Agent Thermal]

hehehe...a showcase of just how dumb Harry is...I likey!

Yeah, I don't know what it is...I'm just able to make him look so stupid with all the pictures he has...all different types of emotions and whatnot. It's all in good fun, Harry. ;) Hopefully, there's a Part 3 in that saga somewhere...I just gotta find it. ;) :D

[InsomniacFreak]

http://server5.uploadit.org/files/InfoManiac-12.jpg

*in best scottish accent* What am I doing up here? Now don't take that tone with me my good man. Buttle off and tell Baron Brunwald, I'm here to view the tapestries.

http://server5.uploadit.org/files/InfoManiac-15.jpg
*in best german accent* If you ah scottish lord zin I am Mickey Mouse!

[animexcel]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/thumb.jpg

"Whoa! My fingers...I can stick on walls like a spider!"

http://img79.exs.cx/img79/9968/SmilingTobey.jpg

"My face!...my face could probably stick on walls too!"

[Agent Thermal]

(Disclaimer: except for AT of course who never thinks dirty thoughts)

:D - Dat wuh funny. :up:

[The Navigator]

http://server5.uploadit.org/files/InfoManiac-12.jpg

*in best scottish accent* What am I doing up here? Now don't take that tone with me my good man. Battle off and tell Baron Brunwald, I'm here to view the tapestries.

http://server5.uploadit.org/files/InfoManiac-15.jpg
*in best german accent* If you ah scottish law zin I am Mickey Mouse!


INDIANA JONES!! YESSSSS!!!!!

(I eralize it's not the FIRST time, but, IMO, it is the best.)

[InsomniacFreak]

INDIANA JONES!! YESSSSS!!!!!

(I eralize it's not the FIRST time, but, IMO, it is the best.)

That one was for you Rabbit. Thanks for noticing.

[InsomniacFreak]

http://www.filmpoint.it/gallery/Spiderman2/spiderman_2_s.jpg

Pete & MJ regret their decision to honeymoon in Florida during hurricane season.

(Under normal circumstances this would be funny but sincerely hope all you guys out in Florida and the coast are doing OK in the aftermath.)

[Jspider13]

That would be one brutal hurricane.

[The Navigator]

[QUOTE=InsomniacFreak]http://server5.uploadit.org/files/InfoManiac-spidesix.jpg
Now if I can only make it in time--OH, GOD!! WHAT HAPPENED TO MY RIGHT HAND?!QUOTE]

[The Navigator]

That one was for you Rabbit. Thanks for noticing.

sniff...the Captionator was thinking of me...I'm touched.

[The Navigator]

http://img83.exs.cx/img83/4276/spiderman2_779.jpg

Oh, boy...I gotta stop dragging myself behind German supply trucks with my bullwhip...or...wait a minute...

[The Navigator]

http://server5.uploadit.org/files/InfoManiac-spidesix.jpg

Yee-Haw! Jester's dead!

...for all you Top Gun fans out there...

[InsomniacFreak]

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_sam_tobey2.jpg

Sam: Tobey, I'd like to give you your job back, but you have to be able to sprint and run and be acrobatic so I'm sorry but we're gonna have to go with that Jake fella over there.

http://www.kino.de/pix/FLBILDER/pre04/auto/gal420/04200164.jpg

The next day, Tobey shows back up on the set and begs: Please Sam. Give me another chance? What do I have to do to prove to you I can do this?

Sam replies: I like you Tobey so here's what I'm gonna do. Which ever one of you makes it to the end of the alley over on University Ave first will have the job and the loser will get their ass whooped. Is that enough incentive for you? *in best Mr. Aziz tone* Well then, what are you waiting for, GGOOOO-OOOOOOOOO!

http://67.19.204.132/images/sm2dvd/16.jpg
http://67.19.204.132/images/sm2dvd/17.jpg
http://67.19.204.132/images/sm2dvd/18.jpg

http://www.kino.de/pix/FLBILDER/pre04/auto/gal420/04200160.jpg

Cue Voice Over: "You're Faster than you Think"

[Agent Thermal]

(I love the Florida one, Insomniac!!!!:D)

http://stefan.mregeling.sohosted.com/bscap000.jpg
Spiderman: "Lady...just GET your hand off of me...nice and slowly..."