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InsomniacFreak
09-24-2004, 08:28 PM
http://img.world-of-movies.com:8080/g/s/spider-man_2/photo-10.jpg
Elephant Man appears to be having difficulty fitting into his Spider-man Halloween costume. Maybe he should consider going as Alf instead.
The Squirrel
09-24-2004, 08:35 PM
http://server5.uploadit.org/files/InfoManiac-15.jpg
For the last time Spider-Man! Do these claws make me look fat or not!?
InsomniacFreak
09-24-2004, 08:46 PM
http://server5.uploadit.org/files/InfoManiac-21.jpg
We are Borg. You will be assimilated. We will add your distinctiveness to our own. Resistance is futile.
http://server5.uploadit.org/files/InfoManiac-16.jpg
THE NEW AND IMPROVED BORG, with WEB SHOOTERS
InsomniacFreak
09-24-2004, 08:56 PM
http://server5.uploadit.org/files/InfoManiac-oberonseesall.jpg
Go Figure. I finally buy the HDTV plasma big screen TV with Picture in Picture so I can watch all the games and the cable company decides to pre-empt my premium sports package with this crap - it's the same damn show on every channel. I just can't win.
Jspider13
09-25-2004, 01:32 PM
http://server5.uploadit.org/files/InfoManiac-15.jpg
"Do you smell what the Ock is cookin'?"
The Navigator
09-25-2004, 02:50 PM
Spider-Man: What? No brakes? Who built this piece of crap?
Conductor: Some guy named Lyle Lanley. He sold it to us when Mr. Osborn got fined 3 million dollars.
Spider-Man: Who ELSE did he sell it to?
Conductor: Some towns named Ogdenville, North Haverbrook...he said it put them on the map.
Spider-Man:...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v128/GRyDLOCK/input144737.jpg
InsomniacFreak
09-26-2004, 01:19 AM
sniff...the Captionator was thinking of me...I'm touched.
Ahh now look what you've done. You've gone and caught a sniffle.
pjspider
09-26-2004, 03:08 AM
http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v63/Kypade/spidermanhands.jpg
"Aren't I supposed to have web-shooters?"
The Navigator
09-26-2004, 10:54 AM
Ahh now look what you've done. You've gone and caught a sniffle.
Well, before time! WE've been standin at the doorstep all day, we're drenched!
The Navigator
09-26-2004, 10:55 AM
And what happened to all the pictures?
EDIT
Ne'er mind.
InsomniacFreak
09-26-2004, 12:20 PM
http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_trainfight.jpg
I knight thee, Sir Swings-a-lot.
animexcel
09-26-2004, 01:15 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/oscorponthemap.jpg
Harry: Pete, I gotcha the top of the line birthday cake, the best in the world.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/cakedrop.jpg
Peter(off screen): Wow, thanks Harry.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/dontreturnmycalls.jpg
Harry: No problem, bud.
MJ: You should come meet my little sister, she's such a sweetie.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/repaircake.jpg
Harry(off screen): You know Pete, I tried this cake before and it was heaven of earth...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/notgoodenuff.jpg
Peter(off screen): How much did this cake cost?
Harry(off screen): $5,000...oops, did I just say that?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/kindabusy.jpg
Peter: Well, what are we waiting for? Let's eat!
InsomniacFreak
09-26-2004, 01:21 PM
http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_filming.jpg
Sam to Avi: OK to get there, you go 14 blocks that way then take a left and then straight through the light, no it's a stop sign, no actually it's just a crosswalk. Then turn right at the mailbox, no wait, that's left at the mailbox, no your left, my right......
Tobey *thinking to himself*: Yeah, Sam that's crystal clear. You'd think a director could give directions. See what I have to put up with every day?
Avi: *thinking to himself*: This guy can't give directions and we gave him a 200 million dollar budget to direct this film. What have we done?
http://img83.exs.cx/img83/4276/spiderman2_779.jpg
Spidey: "Shouldn't have had that bottle of Jagermeister."
hazelle
09-27-2004, 07:26 AM
Heya ppl! New girl on the block here! :P
Mind if I try my hand at Captioning? I don't know if these pictures'll show up (not good with computers, lol).
hazelle
09-27-2004, 07:30 AM
The last pic wouldn't fit on, so here it is:
How do I get the pictures to look like how you guys have got them? And before anyone starts yelling, the FAQ page won't work on my computer, along with a load of other forums. *grumbles*
The Navigator
09-27-2004, 09:10 AM
You could just find the pictures in the messages before, hit the reply button, and edit out the text. That's what I do.
hazelle
09-27-2004, 10:01 AM
Thanks Rabbit. :D I'll do it in parts cos I don't know how to do multiple quotes yet, lol.
http://server5.uploadit.org/files/InfoManiac-16.jpg
"Uh... little help here?"
hazelle
09-27-2004, 10:08 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v128/GRyDLOCK/input151448.jpg
"..."
hazelle
09-27-2004, 01:12 PM
Ok, I couldn't find the last 2 pics, but I think I've worked out how to post images...
http://tinypic.com/ab6tt
"Ok, nevermind... I got it".
hazelle
09-27-2004, 01:13 PM
http://tinypic.com/ab6ux
"OUCH! No I don't!"
hazelle
09-27-2004, 01:28 PM
Heehee, thought of a new one!
http://tinypic.com/ab729
Peter: "MJ? What are you doing with that lipstick? A MAKEOVER?!
http://tinypic.com/ab78x
Peter (suddenly wearing glasses for no reason): "MJ, just-put-the-mascara-down. Nice and slowly now..."
*Peter backs away offscreen from mascara wielding MJ cautiously*
A few seconds later, "ARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!"
http://tinypic.com/ab7dl
Peter: "I swear MJ... one day...one day..."
Good, bad or very, very ugly? ;)
Agent Thermal
09-27-2004, 02:15 PM
Peter (suddenly wearing glasses for no reason)
YOU TOOK MY LINE!!! :mad: (;) :p) Welcome to the humble dwelling of the Captionators, and SuperheroHype in general!!! :D
InsomniacFreak
09-27-2004, 02:35 PM
Yes, Yes. Welcome Hazelle to the humble dwelling of the Captionator. I don't charge much for rent (I'm no Ditkovich, after all). To hang out here, It'll just cost you a few humorous captions per week oh and also the pain of putting up with me (as Agent Thermal can attest to). That is all. Welcome to Hype!
Agent Thermal
09-27-2004, 08:14 PM
http://img76.exs.cx/img76/5561/spiderman2_396.jpg
Dr. Octopus: "You'll never stop me, hero!!! You'll have to come up and GET HER!"
http://server5.uploadit.org/files/InfoManiac-20.jpg
Stanthe-Man: "I brought you into this world, Ock...and I can take you out!"
InsomniacFreak
09-27-2004, 08:48 PM
http://www.cineman.ch/movie/img/6066/still6.jpg
Well I've fared no better as the next Evil Kneival than I did at photo-journalism or pizza delivery. Screw this working-for-a-living crap. I'm filing unemployment in the morning.
hazelle
09-28-2004, 01:21 AM
YOU TOOK MY LINE!!! :mad: (;) :p) Welcome to the humble dwelling of the Captionators, and SuperheroHype in general!!! :D
Lol! Sorry I didn't realise- it sounded kinda familiar but I couldn't quite place it and it takes a hell of a long time reading through... is it 115 pages now?!
Anyways, thanks for the warm welcome Insomniac Freak and Agent Thermal, (even if I did steal your line ;))
Don't worry, the rents not THAT bad, but I better get working on my next caption before I get thrown out! :P
Agent Thermal
09-28-2004, 10:13 AM
http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/spider_man_2/donna_murphy/rosalie.jpg
An exclusive sneak peek at Rogue in "X15: X-Men Retired"
animexcel
09-28-2004, 02:43 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/udont.jpg
This feels funny...when you said you were different...
something told me to hear what you had to say...
I guess my mind was playing tricks on me...
-I...I think I rushed into things...
Wait a minute...what are you saying?
-Well, my mind was playing trickes on me too...
Do you love me, or not?
-I...don't...YES! NOoooo!! Yes! NO!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/kissme1.jpg
Kiss me...
-Kisses you?
I need to know something...
-......
Just one kiss...
-......
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/closingin.jpg
-......
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/wwwiggling.jpg
Mr Spidey
09-28-2004, 04:58 PM
How could any of you like those movies?Well,I understand,that most of you don't understand what I'm talking about.But the movie should have been called Man-Spider.
Agent Thermal
09-28-2004, 05:34 PM
Whether you hate it or love it, you still gotta love making captions for it!!! :D
The Navigator
09-28-2004, 05:38 PM
How could any of you like those movies?Well,I understand,that most of you don't understand what I'm talking about.But the movie should have been called Man-Spider.
We understand what you're saying. You've said it a hundred times under dozens of different names. We just happen to disagree. And anyway, I think that you're trying to spite people's enjoyment. Because you have to know by now that you're going to get flamed, so what other possible reason could there be? Even if it wasn't "you" who was getting attacked, your predecessors made the community's disagreement abundantly clear. You're annoying people because you can...and frankly, "Mr Spidey"...that's fairly disappointing. But not too disappointing...as I said, we've seen this all before.
The Navigator
09-28-2004, 06:06 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/oscorponthemap.jpg
Harry: Pete, I gotcha the top of the line birthday cake, the best in the world.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/cakedrop.jpg
Peter(off screen): Wow, thanks Harry.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/dontreturnmycalls.jpg
Harry: No problem, bud.
MJ: You should come meet my little sister, she's such a sweetie.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/repaircake.jpg
Harry(off screen): You know Pete, I tried this cake before and it was heaven of earth...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/notgoodenuff.jpg
Peter(off screen): How much did this cake cost?
Harry(off screen): $5,000...oops, did I just say that?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/kindabusy.jpg
Peter: Well, what are we waiting for? Let's eat!
Awwww....it's funny and sad. And cute, of course...
imscorpia
09-28-2004, 06:11 PM
http://tinypic.com/amvkyhttp://tinypic.com/amvjo
"(Mary) Jane, you ignorant ****!"
imscorpia
__________
hmmm, will it work?
The Navigator
09-28-2004, 06:14 PM
Why is Dan Aykroyd saying that to her? (I've missed something, I just KNOW it...)
InsomniacFreak
09-28-2004, 08:26 PM
How could any of you like those movies?Well,I understand,that most of you don't understand what I'm talking about.But the movie should have been called Man-Spider.
AT just skip this one bud if you don't want to read it and to my fellow captioners please forgive my forthcoming outburst but I have something that needs saying.
Mr. Spidey I suggest for your next screenname you f-ing choose MAN-SPIDER since that seems to be the theme of your existence here at Hype. Just because you keep getting thwarted in your attempts to taint a movie that the majority of us here truly love, you decide to come in here and **** in my living room. Of course I don't own this thread but I think I speak for us all who enjoy this place when I say that Caption This has nothing to do with your man-spider complex. Please take your arrogant and irritated ass the hell away from this thread and go try and start another man-spider thread. I wish you success at it and I wish they'd leave your threads the hell alone so you don't feel compelled to peddle your views in other threads, ESPECIALLY THIS ONE. Clearly you have absolutely NOTHING humorous whatsoever to contribute here which IS the point of this thread. Take your steaming piles of man-spider dung elsewhere please. Here's a suggestion of where to go - a new thread made by those sharing your views:
http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=141947
Sauron
09-28-2004, 08:50 PM
http://img76.exs.cx/img76/5561/spiderman2_396.jpg
Dr. Octopus: "You'll never stop me, hero!!! You'll have to come up and GET HER!"
http://server5.uploadit.org/files/InfoManiac-20.jpg
Stanthe-Man: "I brought you into this world...and I can take you out!"
The best one ever!!!
animexcel
09-28-2004, 08:53 PM
Awwww....it's funny and sad. And cute, of course...
Thanks, next time I'll try better ^_^
Agent Thermal
09-28-2004, 09:03 PM
The best one ever!!!
Now I can die happy. ;) (Thanks - that's VERY appreciated! :D)
InsomniacFreak
09-28-2004, 09:46 PM
http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/spider_man_2/donna_murphy/rosalie.jpg
An exclusive sneak peek at Rogue in "X15: X-Men Retired"
hehehe. This is cruel, but funny.
Agent Thermal
09-28-2004, 09:54 PM
Cruel? I thought she looked pretty good to be looking like that in the FIFTEENTH MOVIE. ;):D The years have treated Rogue well...must be the powers. :p
InsomniacFreak
09-28-2004, 10:30 PM
No I mean't cruel to think of the X-men as being Retired. I can just see a bunch of over-weight, gray-headed, wrinkled aging mutants sitting around waiting for a catastrophe to happen so they can pop in their false teeth, fasten up their Depends undergarments, and go save human-kind from an aging and balding Magneto. ...LOL
Jspider13
09-29-2004, 02:01 AM
http://tinypic.com/amvkyhttp://tinypic.com/amvjo
"(Mary) Jane, you ignorant ****!"
imscorpia
__________
hmmm, will it work?
My dog could of barked up something better than that.
InsomniacFreak
09-29-2004, 06:35 AM
My dog could of barked up something better than that.
Well let's see it then. I'd like to see what a funny captioning canine could bark up :) I have this image of a funny captioning canine.....in my head.....no I can't email it to you.
imscorpia
09-29-2004, 07:16 AM
My dog could of barked up something better than that.
Okay.. no one a fan of the classic SNL skits. That's fine. Don't appreciate the comment. I will now search the board for your posts since obviously you **** gold.
scorp
The Navigator
09-29-2004, 09:10 AM
http://server5.uploadit.org/files/InfoManiac-12.jpg
Spidey: Hey, I can see my house from here!
MJ: Peter, you're INSIDE your house.
THWIP*
09-29-2004, 09:27 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/harry-whoisthat.jpg
DEAR GOD, WILL THIS THREAD NEVER END?!
THWIP*
09-29-2004, 09:30 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v128/GRyDLOCK/input144656.jpg
HEY, WHO LET YOU UP HERE?! GET BACK TO THE REAR, "ROSA PARKS"!
Agent Thermal
09-29-2004, 11:48 AM
No I mean't cruel to think of the X-men as being Retired. I can just see a bunch of over-weight, gray-headed, wrinkled aging mutants sitting around waiting for a catastrophe to happen so they can pop in their false teeth, fasten up their Depends undergarments, and go save human-kind from an aging and balding Magneto. ...LOL
Man...that would be a GOOD comedy sketch/movie...:D Neat ideas!!! That's kinda what I was imagining too when I made it... :p Wolverine would still be the same, though... ;)
Spider-Dean
09-29-2004, 12:43 PM
http://server5.uploadit.org/files/InfoManiac-12.jpg
Spidey: Hey, I can see my house from here!
MJ: Peter, you're INSIDE your house.
I must know where is that pic from?????????? i do belive i have never seen that beofre
The Navigator
09-29-2004, 12:44 PM
It's popped up here a couple times...its from the bank scene in SM2.
Mr Spidey
09-29-2004, 12:47 PM
AT just skip this one bud if you don't want to read it and to my fellow captioners please forgive my forthcoming outburst but I have something that needs saying.
Mr. Spidey I suggest for your next screenname you f-ing choose MAN-SPIDER since that seems to be the theme of your existence here at Hype. Just because you keep getting thwarted in your attempts to taint a movie that the majority of us here truly love, you decide to come in here and **** in my living room. Of course I don't own this thread but I think I speak for us all who enjoy this place when I say that Caption This has nothing to do with your man-spider complex. Please take your arrogant and irritated ass the hell away from this thread and go try and start another man-spider thread. I wish you success at it and I wish they'd leave your threads the hell alone so you don't feel compelled to peddle your views in other threads, ESPECIALLY THIS ONE. Clearly you have absolutely NOTHING humorous whatsoever to contribute here which IS the point of this thread. Take your steaming piles of man-spider dung elsewhere please. Here's a suggestion of where to go - a new thread made by those sharing your views:
http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=141947I have a lot of different screen names? thats news to me,I guess all these people that agree with you are all you and you are using the same screen name as well? wow you are really ignorant saying all these people that have come on here agreeing with me that the character in the movie is manspider,that they are all me.wow,how many other dumb things you got left to say?
The Navigator
09-29-2004, 12:53 PM
I have a lot of different screen names? thats news to me,I guess all these people that agree with you are all you and you are using the same screen name as well? wow you are really ignorant saying all these people that have come on here agreeing with me that the character in the movie is manspider,that they are all me.wow,how many other dumb things you got left to say?
She's assuming you have more than one screen name because your writing style and post subjects are nearly identical to those other screen names. And she didn't even insult you, either...so much for a good turn, eh? Well, I suppose she did call you arrogant and irritating, but then, you are.
Andrew
09-29-2004, 12:56 PM
InsomniacFreak - Please do not reply to Mr Spidey as this will just turn into one long pointless argument, and will destroy the caption thread. Just dont talk to the guy, keep the thread clean of this ****.
The Navigator
09-29-2004, 12:58 PM
InsomniacFreak - Please do not reply to Mr Spidey as this will just turn into one long pointless argument, and will destroy the caption thread. Just dont talk to the guy, keep the thread clean of this ****.
In all fairness, she did try to steer him to a more appropriate thread...not what I would have done, but hey...
ON WITH THE CAPTIONS!!
Mr Spidey
09-29-2004, 01:04 PM
I'm a GIRL!
The Navigator
09-29-2004, 01:05 PM
My mistake...it must have something to do with the MISTER in your name....
Mr Spidey
09-29-2004, 01:05 PM
She's assuming you have more than one screen name because your writing style and post subjects are nearly identical to those other screen names. And she didn't even insult you, either...so much for a good turn, eh? Well, I suppose she did call you arrogant and irritating, but then, you are.
making a false accusation that I am another poster using several different screen names I hate to tell you IS an insulting remark.as I said,if those other people that have come on here and agreed with me such as Matrix Maniac are me,then you and Insomniac Freak are the same person as well.
Mr Spidey
09-29-2004, 01:06 PM
My mistake...it must have something to do with the MISTER in your name....Well,Spider-Man is a man, right?:rolleyes:
The Navigator
09-29-2004, 01:10 PM
Ah, yes, but there is a character called SPIDER-GIRL that goes by the nickname "Spidey"...
The Navigator
09-29-2004, 01:14 PM
making a false accusation that I am another poster using several different screen names I hate to tell you IS an insulting remark.as I said,if those other people that have come on here and agreed with me such as Matrix Maniac are me,then you and Insomniac Freak are the same person as well.
As opposed to calling someone an idiot and not a "true fan" beforehand. And fine, your point on the names is well-taken. I don't agree with it, but it's a good point. But let's not forget who keeps entering spidey threads with guns blazing as to the "true" nature of the webslinger, eh?
Mr Spidey
09-29-2004, 01:55 PM
Telling someone they are not a true fan for accepting these movies is NOT an insult,its just an opinion which I have the right to express and Insomica threw the first insult calling me an arrogant and annoying ass.You should bother reading what the other poster said to me first before saying that I insulted someone,that if someone is going to insult me just for calling the movie manspider,then they should be expected to be insulted back
Mr Spidey
09-29-2004, 02:00 PM
Ah, yes, but there is a character called SPIDER-GIRL that goes by the nickname "Spidey"...
Well,I prefer Spider-Man.
Agent Thermal
09-29-2004, 02:04 PM
Perpetualism: the act and duration of an event lasting indefinitely. :cool:
The Navigator
09-29-2004, 07:44 PM
Good point, thermal. I'm done trying to reason with these people.
...mostly.
InsomniacFreak
09-29-2004, 08:20 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/harry-whoisthat.jpg
DEAR GOD, WILL THIS THREAD NEVER END?!
Sadly it has....at least for me.....I'm evicting myself...... I've had alot of fun until lately and I'm sorry to have lost my temper and sent this thread down the wrong path. It just pissed me off that someone would come here and litter up the place with stuff not meant to be here. I guess I just returned the equivalent amount of respect I felt I'd been shown by Mr. Spidey and came out both barrels blazing. Guess I confused Mr. Spidey with Professor Crane and all the others chanting man-spider, man-spider but until now, they had left our happy place alone. But if I had kept my cool, I'd be writing the funniest damn caption ever for my retirement post here, but as it is, I'm writing an apologetic farewell. Put down your sword Rabbit. It's not worth it.
With post 126 in Caption This, I vanquish OckGal as the thread post leader at least for a little while. I leave this happy dwelling in the good hands of those who have made me laugh day in day out. I'll still read and still laugh so keep em coming.
Thanks everybody. It's been great.
This is the CAPTIONATOR, signing off.
The Navigator
09-29-2004, 08:25 PM
Good bye, captionator...it's been fun. I'm gonna miss you.
Agent Thermal
09-29-2004, 09:43 PM
You can't just SIGN OFF like that! :( Once a Captionator, ALWAYS a Captionator! Just don't respond to any more negative posts, and you'll be fine!!! :)
But if this doesn't change your mind, then I'd just like to say it's been a pleasure postin' widjis. Hopefully, we'll fill in your captionator-slot suitably enough! :D As Jar Jar Binks would annoyingly say:
"WEESA GONNA MISS YA, INSOMNIAC!!" :p
animexcel
09-29-2004, 10:51 PM
Hey, what about me? I give a certain flare to the thread :P
Agent Thermal
09-29-2004, 11:09 PM
Yeah, but you're not leaving. ;)
animexcel
09-29-2004, 11:54 PM
*spidey tilts his head at aunt may*
"ohh..."
well...can we start posting more captions!? forget about this crap in the road ever happened.
Maddy Maguire
09-30-2004, 03:27 AM
Here I am, checking back to this thread to say how I'm amazed it's still going and still hilarious and now...what happened? Agent Thermal is right, just ignore someone who is irritating. I've learned it's the best way to handle these kinds of situations or else you'll never enjoy anything in life. I know it's not easy but it's what you have to do. So Captionator...don't leave! I really hope you'll change your mind and stay! :)
InsomniacFreak
09-30-2004, 08:17 PM
[QUOTE=animexcelwell...can we start posting more captions!? forget about this crap in the road ever happened.[/QUOTE]
That's it girl. Just move on.
http://www.fanartists.com/gallery/data/605/34pizza.jpg
well, what are you waiting for.......gooooooooooooo! Whatever moment of silence at the shock of all this has been duly observed so somebody post a damn caption please.
For the record to all my friends who care, Mr. Spidey and I have reconciled and that negative post activity has almost nothing to do with my decision to vacate and it's unfortunate you would think I would quit except on my own terms. I simply met my original goal to top the thread post count. And since I personally feel I have lost the certain flare that I used to add to this thread, I decided it's time to move on. Besides there are no new SM2 screen caps to be captioned. You guys post some new ones, maybe I'll make a guest post now and then.
Thanks for the sendoff AT and thanks to Rabbit for always getting me and for always getting my back in any old samurai dogfight. You rock!
The Navigator
09-30-2004, 08:23 PM
[QUOTE=animexcelwell...can we start posting more captions!? forget about this crap in the road ever happened.
That's it girl. Just move on.
http://www.fanartists.com/gallery/data/605/34pizza.jpg
well, what are you waiting for.......gooooooooooooo! Whatever moment of silence at the shock of all this has been duly observed so somebody post a damn caption please.
For the record to all my friends who care, Mr. Spidey and I have reconciled and that negative post activity has almost nothing to do with my decision to vacate and it's unfortunate you would think I would quit except on my own terms. I simply met my original goal to top the thread post count. And since I personally feel I have lost the certain flare that I used to add to this thread, I decided it's time to move on. Besides there are no new SM2 screen caps to be captioned. You guys post some new ones, maybe I'll make a guest post now and then.
Thanks for the sendoff AT and thanks to Rabbit for always getting me and for always getting my back in any old samurai dogfight. You rock![/QUOTE]
No sweat...it's what all us bunny rabbit ronins do. ;)
Maddy Maguire
09-30-2004, 11:24 PM
You know, it's funny Insomniac because here I'm telling you to stay and now I've decided to leave. I love the Spider-Man movies and chatting with other fans about it but for some reason I don't seem to fit in here. I really don't know what it is because I'm also a LotR fan and I don't have this problem in those forums. But, it was fun while I was here. I enjoyed posting pics for those who requested them and participating in some of the discussion. Also, how can I forget this thread! It was nice to meet you and a few others I've met. Take care everyone :)
THWIP*
10-01-2004, 12:27 AM
DAMMIT, WHAT THE HELL DID YOU PEOPLE DO TO THIS PLACE?!!! :mad: :(
Agent Thermal
10-01-2004, 11:25 AM
What this place needs is a heapin' helpin' of....
THE CLUELESS HARRY SAGA PART 3
http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/2312/spiderman2_947.jpg
Clueless Harry: "Oh my god.......my father WAS the GREEN GOBLIN!?"
http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/4684/spiderman2_952.jpg
Clueless Harry: "He used these things to terrorize and kill so MANY PEOPLE..."
http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/1628/spiderman2_950.jpg
Clueless Harry: "Wait a minute..."
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v128/GRyDLOCK/spiderman2_941.jpg
Clueless Harry (enraged yet again): "OH, THAT'S JUST GREAT!!! THANKS A LOT, DAD!!! YOU MADE ME BREAK THE STUPID MIRROR!!! NOW WHO'S GONNA HAFTA PAY FOR IT, HUH? ME, THAT'S WHO, CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT YOU'RE CONVENIENTLY DEAD AT THE MOMENT!!! NOW I CAN'T EVEN PRACTICE 'THE FACE' UNTIL I GET A NEW ONE!!! I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY, DAD!!!! "
The Navigator
10-01-2004, 11:26 AM
LOL!!!
Oh, man...Harry...
Agent Thermal
10-01-2004, 11:27 AM
This place needed a spark - I hope I provided one somewhat. :D Thanks, RabbitSamurai5!
The Navigator
10-01-2004, 11:38 AM
Ah, Harry...when will you learn...
Agent Thermal
10-01-2004, 03:33 PM
No...when will "Clueless Harry" ever learn... :p ;)
The Navigator
10-01-2004, 07:05 PM
Too true.
PurplePenisPrancer
10-01-2004, 10:01 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v228/fireblaze614/Image5.jpg
The Navigator
10-01-2004, 10:02 PM
Wow, Lee's stoned on something.
InsomniacFreak
10-01-2004, 10:14 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v228/fireblaze614/Image5.jpg
Crap. I was so done with this ***** but that's just too damn funny for me not to comment on. You're right Rabbit, it should be captioned FEAR AND LOATHING IN NYC.
The Navigator
10-01-2004, 10:15 PM
Hehehe...I should have thought of that. In any event, abayo (so long), Insomniac. Hope to see you soon.
animexcel
10-02-2004, 12:40 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/chowmien.jpg
Wanna get some chow mein?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/angrypaimei.jpg
Your Mandarin sucks!
animexcel
10-02-2004, 12:51 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/ottoconcentrate.jpg
Rosie: Dear? What's taking you so long?!
Otto: My poop won't come out, honey!
Rosie: Hurry up and get in bed!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/ahhhhh.jpg
Otto: Ohhh myyyy god! here it comes!
Rosie: Don't forget to flush!
(As you all know, he did ;) )
animexcel
10-02-2004, 12:53 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/rent.jpg
Rent!!!
Andrew
10-02-2004, 07:40 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/ottoconcentrate.jpg
Rosie: Dear? What's taking you so long?!
Otto: My poop won't come out, honey!
Rosie: Hurry up and get in bed!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/ahhhhh.jpg
Otto: Ohhh myyyy god! here it comes!
Rosie: Don't forget to flush!
(As you all know, he did ;) )
LMAO :D
SpideyLad
10-02-2004, 09:25 AM
These last few have been hilarous, well done guys!
THWIP*
10-02-2004, 10:52 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v228/fireblaze614/Image5.jpg
HEY, KNOCK IT OFF WITH THE MOLOTOV COCKTAILS.........I JUST HAD MY RIDE PIMPED! AND, PUT YOUR GODDAMNED GAZELLE ON LEASH! :mad:
InsomniacFreak
10-02-2004, 10:54 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v228/fireblaze614/Image5.jpg
HEY, KNOCK IT OFF WITH THE MOLOTOV COCKTAILS.........I JUST HAD MY RIDE PIMPED! AND, PUT YOUR GODDAMNED GAZELLE ON LEASH! :mad:
:up: :up: :cool:
THWIP*
10-02-2004, 10:59 AM
http://img76.exs.cx/img76/5561/spiderman2_396.jpg
AUNT MAY: "HEY, HE STOLE MY MARBLE RYE!"
DOC OCK: "SHUT UP, YA OLD BAG!"
THWIP*
10-02-2004, 11:06 AM
http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_sam_tobey2.jpg
NUN JUST OVER SAM'S SHOULDER: "TOBEY IS SUCH A DREAMBOAT. IF I HADN'T JUST TAKEN MY VOWS, I'D BE OVER THERE GIVIN' HIM A LAPDANCE."
THWIP*
10-02-2004, 11:26 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v128/GRyDLOCK/input144737.jpg
"98, 99......100..........LOOK OUT, DOC, HERE I COME!"
THWIP*
10-02-2004, 11:43 AM
http://img76.exs.cx/img76/5561/spiderman2_396.jpg
AUNT MAY: "YOU BEAST, YOU CAD.......YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME, AND THAT YOU'D TAKE ME WITH YOU TO PARIS!"
DOC OCK: "HEY......I SAY ALOT OF THINGS! YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT EASY GETTING LAID, WITH THESE "THINGS" STUCK ON YOUR BACK; I FIGURED YOU WERE DESPARATE ENOUGH, YOU'D BELIEVE ME. NOW, SHUT THE HELL UP, AND PULL UP YOUR SKIRT; I'VE GOT A TRAIN TO CATCH!"
InsomniacFreak
10-02-2004, 11:44 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/rent.jpg
Rent!!!
Too funny!!!!!! That look of his is great.
InsomniacFreak
10-02-2004, 11:47 AM
http://img76.exs.cx/img76/5561/spiderman2_396.jpg
AUNT MAY: "YOU BEAST, YOU CAD.......YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME, AND THAT YOU'D TAKE ME WITH YOU TO PARIS!"
DOC OCK: "HEY......I SAY ALOT OF THINGS! YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT EASY GETTING LAID, WITH THESE "THINGS" STUCK ON YOUR BACK; I FIGURED YOU WERE DESPARATE ENOUGH, YOU'D BELIEVE ME. NOW, SHUT THE HELL UP, AND PULL UP YOUR SKIRT; I'VE GOT A TRAIN TO CATCH!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Ohhhhhh. Get down with your bad self THWIP* !!!
THWIP*
10-02-2004, 12:02 PM
http://stefan.mregeling.sohosted.com/bscap000.jpg
AUNT MAY: "IS THAT REAL MUSCLE UNDER THERE, OR A FOAM RUBBER UNDERSUIT?"
SPIDEY: "HEY, BACK OFF SISTER..........YOU DON'T HEAR ME ASKING IF YOU'VE HAD A BOOB JOB!"
THWIP*
10-02-2004, 12:05 PM
http://dvdmedia.ign.com/dvd/image/5_1090444863.jpg
"I DID NOT EAT YOUR TWIX CANDYBAR! SEE........NO SIGN OF CHOCOLATE OR COOKIE CRUMBS ANYWHERE."
Agent Thermal
10-02-2004, 12:33 PM
http://stefan.mregeling.sohosted.com/bscap000.jpg
People and kids running toward them (in background): "COOL!!! Hey, look everybody!!! It's an old lady!!!!"
neobido9999
10-02-2004, 03:52 PM
http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_jjjameson.jpg
-Ive found ONE of my hands!
http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_2/On_Set/New_York/tobey1.jpg
Get Jake Gyl-what's his name!!! I've got...back trouble!!!
http://www.filmpoint.it/gallery/Spiderman2/spiderman_2_e.jpg
Throughout the Metallic snake attack, Alfred seemed oddly calm...
neobido9999
10-02-2004, 03:59 PM
http://server5.uploadit.org/files/InfoManiac-12.jpg
Operas: scary
http://server5.uploadit.org/files/InfoManiac-20.jpg
10 feet away from the publishers, the wind finally got the better of stans 2000 page manuscript
THWIP*
10-02-2004, 04:02 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/rent.jpg
MJ: "PETE, DOES THIS DRESS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?"
PETE (TO SELF): "OH MAN, I HATE IT WHEN SHE DOES THIS. THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO GOOD WAY TO ANSWER THAT QUESTION. MAYBE IF I DON'T TURN AROUND, AND IGNORE HER, SHE'LL GO AWAY."
Agent Thermal
10-02-2004, 04:05 PM
http://www.filmpoint.it/gallery/Spiderman2/spiderman_2_e.jpg
Dr. Octopus: "Hey, you guys seen my purse that I left? It's about this big..."
THWIP*
10-02-2004, 04:10 PM
http://img45.exs.cx/img45/2150/spiderman2_830.jpg
"AUNT MAY, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?! PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON..........PETE WILL BE HERE ANY MINUTE!"
neobido9999
10-02-2004, 04:13 PM
http://server5.uploadit.org/files/InfoManiac-16.jpg
Oh crap! I left the oven on.....
THWIP*
10-02-2004, 04:22 PM
http://img32.exs.cx/img32/8957/spiderman2_390.jpg
*SADLY, DOC OCK'S CAREER AS A VENTRILOQUIST WAS SHORTLIVED. IT SEEMS AUDIENCES WERE MORE INTERESTED IN THE THREE ARMS THAT DIDN'T HAVE A DUMMY ON THE END.*
DOC OCK: "WELL, IF YOU REALLY MUST KNOW, I HAVE TO TAKE A CRAP IN A PICKLE BUCKET, AND THEN DUMP IT IN THE RIVER! NOW, WOULD YOU PLEASE SHUT THE HELL UP AND LET ME FINISH MY ACT?!"
Spidergurl4302
10-02-2004, 05:46 PM
http://img45.exs.cx/img45/2150/spiderman2_830.jpg
"AUNT MAY, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?! PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON..........PETE WILL BE HERE ANY MINUTE!"LMAO :D
:up:
The Navigator
10-02-2004, 05:48 PM
http://www.filmpoint.it/gallery/Spiderman2/spiderman_2_e.jpg
Dr. Octopus: "Hey, you guys seen my purse that I left? It's about this big..."
Ah, the funny part is, it actually looks like that's what he's saying...:up:
Agent Thermal
10-02-2004, 05:49 PM
Ah, the funny part is, it actually looks like that's what he's saying...:up:
I wouldn't have put it otherwise!:D Thanks!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/rent.jpg
"I wish I was a real boy..."
The Navigator
10-02-2004, 06:06 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/rent.jpg
"I wish I was a real boy..."
Most people just SAY they laughed out loud. I actually did. Thumbs up. :up: :D
TheElderOne
10-02-2004, 08:14 PM
http://superherohype.com/nextraimages/spidey2newew.jpg
Ock: Hicka-Doda! That is the biggest head I've ever seen!
Spider-Man: Heh heh heh heh, aaaaaalright!
(I'm sure you'll get it eventually)
Underdawg
10-03-2004, 12:08 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v128/GRyDLOCK/input144737.jpg
Spider-Man: This Guy Does NOT Know How To Drive A Train!!!
hazelle
10-03-2004, 03:16 PM
http://superherohype.com/nextraimages/spidey2newew.jpg
Ock: Hicka-Doda! That is the biggest head I've ever seen!
Spider-Man: Heh heh heh heh, aaaaaalright!
(I'm sure you'll get it eventually)
EWWWWW! I hope you don't mean what I think you mean cos... yeh. Just ick. lol
TheElderOne
10-03-2004, 04:20 PM
Mhmm =/ :rolleyes:
TheElderOne
10-03-2004, 04:25 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v128/GRyDLOCK/input144737.jpg
Spidey: Ah, dude! Wtf was that?!
Ock in the background: Your mom..
Spidey: Oh, ok.
InsomniacFreak
10-03-2004, 08:50 PM
http://stefan.mregeling.sohosted.com/bscap000.jpg
AUNT MAY: "IS THAT REAL MUSCLE UNDER THERE, OR A FOAM RUBBER UNDERSUIT?"
SPIDEY: "HEY, BACK OFF SISTER..........YOU DON'T HEAR ME ASKING IF YOU'VE HAD A BOOB JOB!"
Oh how did I miss this one at the first pass. hehehehehehe :up: :up:
Zev, that "I'm a real boy thing" was delicious too. Welcome back. You've been away much too long.
This thread is really humming now, got old blood and new blood all coming in here making their marks. View count is up guys. FANTASTIC!!!! Keep it up!
Agent Thermal
10-03-2004, 08:56 PM
I LIKE my "Cool, it's an old lady!" one...:(
(;) - "shameless plug alert", Insomniac)
THWIP*
10-03-2004, 09:04 PM
I LIKE my "Cool, it's an old lady!" one...:(
(;) - "shameless plug alert", Insomniac)
YEAH, YEAH........THAT WAS FUNNY TOO. *PFFT* :rolleyes:
:p ;)
Agent Thermal
10-03-2004, 09:12 PM
Sorry - couldn't think of anything else to post...;):p
InsomniacFreak
10-04-2004, 09:56 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/rent.jpg
MJ: Excuse me? Were you the one who responded to my Daily Bugle ad for the mail order bride?
Pete: *thinking to himself * " Holy Crap, it's not a blow up doll? That was $19.95 well spent"
The Navigator
10-04-2004, 09:57 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/rent.jpg
MJ: Excuse me? Were you the one who responded to my Daily Bugle ad for the mail order bride?
Pete: *thinking to himself * " Holy Crap, it's not a blow up doll? That was $19.95 well spent"
LOL. REally. :up:
InsomniacFreak
10-05-2004, 01:20 AM
http://server5.uploadit.org/files/InfoManiac-7.jpg
Hey You Down There!!!!! I got your coins right here. Come and get em. ZZZOOONNNKKK!!!!!
http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_vsdocock.jpg
Spidey: *dazed from being zonked on head by tentacle* "uuhhhh. Who the heck are you? And what are these things on your back and where's the other one?"
Ock: "The other what? "
*Spidey shoots webs, pulls desks into Ock, narrowly escapes to fight another day*
http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_peter.jpg
Look Mr. Wayne, I don't know where you get your information but that last tip you gave me was no where near accurate and it almost got me killed. The guy had eight limbs but only one face and he seemed totally unfazed by the coins. Thanks for your help but no thanks.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/rent.jpg
Peter: Wait, where's the evil one that's supposed to tempt me and is dressed all in skimpy black leather?
Mary-Jane: It's me, Peter.
Peter: Oh. Are you wearing the skimpy black leather under the virginal white dress?
http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_peter.jpg
No, I need you here NOW! Can't you see I have a hair out of place? It's hanging right down across my forehead!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/rent.jpg
"Don't invite me to the wedding... bah, who needs her? She's got a lot of guts wearing white after that night on the Empire State Building! Oh, ****, she's right behind me, isn't she?"
The Navigator
10-05-2004, 10:20 AM
LOL...I'm assuming these are all seperate instead of combined...and great work, IF. Nice li'l Batman reference.
Alexia Dark
10-05-2004, 10:57 AM
LOL to all of them! Hehehe, well done!
pedro parkero
10-05-2004, 01:37 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v390/eledoremassis02/Spiderman/e7edbd0d.jpg
Pete, you've grown up fast and I really hadn't taught you about the basic facts of life yet. So what do you say if you ditch your studies today and come with me? I know of this great place near Times Square...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/pete-in-car.jpg
Really?
:joker:
http://stefan.mregeling.sohosted.com/bscap000.jpg
"Excuse me, Mr. Spider-Man, but there's a big bug on your chest... let me get it for you..."
http://img23.photobucket.com/albums/v68/oscorpfounder/mj.jpg
"Peter, I want you to give me a golden shower."
http://server5.uploadit.org/files/InfoManiac-7.jpg
"Alright..."
Agent Thermal
10-05-2004, 02:36 PM
:joker:
Well, I actually didn't make that one...:rolleyes: But YOU did, I'm assuming? :p
The Navigator
10-05-2004, 04:40 PM
http://stefan.mregeling.sohosted.com/bscap000.jpg
Spidey: Don't TOUCH me, you syphillis-ridden old coot...I mean, Aunt May.
InsomniacFreak
10-05-2004, 06:12 PM
http://stefan.mregeling.sohosted.com/bscap000.jpg
Spidey: Don't TOUCH me, you syphillis-ridden old coot...I mean, Aunt May.
I see you have abandoned your sad devotion to that pathetic ancient religion and have joined the dark side. Welcome! :doom:
The Navigator
10-05-2004, 06:13 PM
I see you have abandoned your sad devotion to that pathetic ancient religion and have joined the dark side. Welcome! :doom:
...what? I know that's from Star Wars...but...
"bearsamurai5." Pfft!
InsomniacFreak
10-05-2004, 06:19 PM
...what? I know that's from Star Wars...but...
"bearsamurai5." Pfft!
Hello? Aunt May with syphllis? You know that's evil right? You know that to redeem yourself you'll have to cut off one hand, remove your mask, die and become a blue hologram now for such an evil post?
Don't worry, being a blue hologram has it's perks, you can't turn straw into gold, but you can talk to people without them seeing you and drive them crazy. It's pretty cool. I'm gonna try it on AT someday and see how nuts he goes trying to sleigh me with his light saber.
The Navigator
10-05-2004, 06:22 PM
Hello? Aunt May with syphllis? You know that's evil right? You know that to redeem yourself you'll have to cut off one hand, remove your mask, die and become a blue hologram now for such an evil post?
Don't worry, being a blue hologram has it's perks, you can't turn straw into gold, but you can talk to people without them seeing you and drive them crazy. It's pretty cool. I'm gonna try it on AT someday and see how nuts he goes trying to sleigh me with his light saber.
You mean, "slay" me, right? ;)
And Aunt May having syphillis isn't "evil." It's "realistic." She's had every disease known to man at some point...kinda like Mr. Burns, but not nearly as cool. Way I see it? She needs to get off her ass and die.
Hmm. Guess I AM evil. Ah, well. I'm not turning into no blue ghost...Venkman and his buddies'll just imprison me for existing. Thanks a lot, civil rights!
InsomniacFreak
10-05-2004, 06:24 PM
No I actually pictured thermal riding with the Claus in a sleigh trying to use his jedi powers by the light of Rudolf's nose. Damn you for catching all my errors. This isn't SPELL THIS, It's Caption This. But if you want me to start busting your chops on the spelling game, bring it.
The Navigator
10-05-2004, 06:27 PM
No I actually pictured thermal riding with the Claus in a sleigh trying to use his jedi powers by the light of Rudolf's nose. Damn you for catching all my errors. This isn't SPELL THIS, It's Caption This. But if you want me to start busting your chops on the spelling game, bring it.
THAT's an interesting visual...
"Damn you, Rudolph, swing your head around; I can't see!!"
InsomniacFreak
10-05-2004, 06:29 PM
*sigh* Damn if can't even spell Rudolph. !@)"$&%)&!#@%!!!!!!!
The Navigator
10-05-2004, 06:31 PM
*sigh* Damn if can't even spell Rudolph. !@)"$&%)&!#@%!!!!!!!
I think it was YOU who said, "Bring it on," too...ah, well.
We can't all be perfect. *pats your back*
THWIP*
10-05-2004, 06:32 PM
*sigh* Damn if can't even spell Rudolph. !@)"$&%)&!#@%!!!!!!!
APPARENTLY, YOU CAN'T SPELL "I" EITHER. :p ;)
InsomniacFreak
10-05-2004, 06:38 PM
Dammit, not YOU again. Here we go. Let's take it outside though.
The Navigator
10-05-2004, 06:41 PM
Dammit, not YOU again. Here we go. Let's take it outside though.
"Outside" meaning "PM," right? ;)
InsomniacFreak
10-05-2004, 06:48 PM
Back on Topic......
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/rent.jpg
Peter: Wait, where's the evil one that's supposed to tempt me and is dressed all in skimpy black leather?
Mary-Jane: It's me, Peter.
Peter: Oh. Are you wearing the skimpy black leather under the virginal white dress?
http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_peter.jpg
No, I need you here NOW! Can't you see I have a hair out of place? It's hanging right down across my forehead!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/rent.jpg
"Don't invite me to the wedding... bah, who needs her? She's got a lot of guts wearing white after that night on the Empire State Building! Oh, ****, she's right behind me, isn't she?"
Zev, as usual :cool: :cool:
The Navigator
10-05-2004, 06:50 PM
Back on Topic......
Zev, as usual :cool: :cool:
Of course...but you didn't put a period after "usual" or ":cool:."
InsomniacFreak
10-06-2004, 06:23 AM
INDIANA JONES!! YESSSSS!!!!!
(I eralize it's not the FIRST time, but, IMO, it is the best.)
Tell me Rabbit. How the hell does one go about "eralizing" something? And don't give me some ridiculous story about how this is a word used to to describe the slaying of possessed wolves by rabbits into ashes out in the woods or some other such dumb thing. pff
Traveller
10-06-2004, 07:10 AM
You guys are fantastic! I was LOL a lot. Really. Thanks.
The Navigator
10-06-2004, 09:11 AM
Tell me Rabbit. How the hell does one go about "eralizing" something? And don't give me some ridiculous story about how this is a word used to to describe the slaying of possessed wolves by rabbits into ashes out in the woods or some other such dumb thing. pff
That wasn't a dumb story...I'd like to see YOU pull that off. But no, eralizing isn't a word for that. It's a word that means....uh...oh, fine, number two.
The Navigator
10-06-2004, 09:27 AM
Hello? Aunt May with syphllis? You know that's evil right? You know that to redeem yourself you'll have to cut off one hand, remove your mask, die and become a blue hologram now for such an evil post?
Don't worry, being a blue hologram has it's perks, you can't turn straw into gold, but you can talk to people without them seeing you and drive them crazy. It's pretty cool. I'm gonna try it on AT someday and see how nuts he goes trying to sleigh me with his light saber.
You left out the "i" in "syphllis." And since it's possessive, "it's" should be "its." And after perks should be one of these ;.
BRUHAHA.
pedro parkero
10-06-2004, 10:18 AM
Well, I actually didn't make that one...:rolleyes: But YOU did, I'm assuming? :p
Yeah. I'm sorry. :D I'm just gonna edit that and remove your name... :p
Okay, lets give the whole Seduction of the Innocents thing another go...
http://img23.photobucket.com/albums/v68/oscorpfounder/mj.jpg
"Spider-Man, I want you to give me a golden shower."
"Ewww, no!"
http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_13786.jpg
"Peter, I want you to give me a golden shower."
"Why is everyone asking me for that?"
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/ottoconcentrate.jpg
"Peter, I want you to give me a golden shower."
http://server5.uploadit.org/files/InfoManiac-7.jpg
"Fine, third time's the charm."
Agent Thermal
10-06-2004, 11:51 AM
Yeah. I'm sorry. :D I'm just gonna edit that and remove your name... :p
No problem!:D
InsomniacFreak
10-08-2004, 10:27 PM
http://www.cinescape.com/multimedia/Master_Site/Movies/Master_SiteMovies286342.jpg
OH YEAH?! WELL, UP YOURS BUDDY..............YOU'D LOOK "GAY" TOO, IF YOU WERE DRESSED HEAD-TO-TOE IN SPANDEX! :mad:
CLK, This was one of your best man. Thought I'd resurrect it for a :up: :up: and *bump* CT.
Cmon all you legal deliquents out there with the DVD, we need screen caps dammit. Two days with no new posts in Caption This is totally unacceptable. We're dying here. Please help us out guys with some new screen caps. Just pick anything you can get. HELP US!!!!!
http://img23.photobucket.com/albums/v68/oscorpfounder/mj.jpg
Spidey: Hi, MJ, how's it hangin'?
Mary Jane: How's what hanging?
Spidey: It's a retorical question.
Mary Jane: Oh. In that case, Vertically!
Spidey: Do you even know what retorical means?
Mary Jane; Do I know what RETORICAL means?..
http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_13786.jpg
"Go go Robo-Wrist! Watch this, Parker, I'm gonna punch that fat **** right out the window..."
Alexia Dark
10-09-2004, 02:10 PM
But I like Robbie...:(
InsomniacFreak
10-09-2004, 02:47 PM
http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_13786.jpg
"Go go Robo-Wrist! Watch this, Parker, I'm gonna punch that fat **** right out the window..."
ROFL!!!!
neobido9999
10-09-2004, 04:00 PM
lol
Alexia Dark
10-09-2004, 07:07 PM
Does anyone have pics of the scene where Spider-man saves the two kids about to get run over? I have an idea for a caption.
pedro parkero
10-09-2004, 11:08 PM
http://img23.photobucket.com/albums/v68/oscorpfounder/mj.jpg
Spidey: Hi, MJ, how's it hangin'?
Mary Jane: How's what hanging?
Spidey: It's a retorical question.
Mary Jane: Oh. In that case, Vertically!
Spidey: Do you even know what retorical means?
Mary Jane; Do I know what RETORICAL means?..
Oh man, MJ can't even spell "rhetorical"...
THWIP*
10-09-2004, 11:52 PM
CLK, This was one of your best man. Thought I'd resurrect it for a :up: :up: and *bump* CT.
Cmon all you legal deliquents out there with the DVD, we need screen caps dammit. Two days with no new posts in Caption This is totally unacceptable. We're dying here. Please help us out guys with some new screen caps. Just pick anything you can get. HELP US!!!!!
LOL.........THANKS, 'FREAK'. ;)
AND, YES, WE DEFINITELY NEED SOME NEW SCREENS FOR "INSPIRATION"; I THINK SOME OF THESE GUYS ARE REALLY SCRAPING THE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL WITH THEIR CAPTIONS. :p
animexcel
10-10-2004, 10:26 AM
Sometimes trying not to be funny is the way to go ^_~
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/PDVD_066.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/PDVD_067.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/PDVD_068.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/PDVD_069.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/PDVD_070.jpg[/
animexcel
10-10-2004, 10:29 AM
I accidently posted these in the DVD Capture Screenshot thread ^_^;
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/PDVD_071.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/PDVD_073.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/PDVD_074.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/PDVD_075.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/PDVD_076.jpg
pedro parkero
10-10-2004, 11:02 AM
Oh my gawd. Attack of Grammatically Incorrect Retarded Closed Captioners. :D
Someone who bought the "DVD" got ripped off...
InsomniacFreak
10-10-2004, 11:11 AM
Oh my gawd. Attack of Grammatically Incorrect Retarded Closed Captioners. :D
Someone who bought the "DVD" got ripped off...
LOL. My thoughts exactly.
The Navigator
10-10-2004, 11:16 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/PDVD_070.jpg[/
Ock: Wait, what? Where?! AGH!!
animexcel
10-10-2004, 11:21 AM
It's my cousin's DVD and he got it from China :D
He probably got it very cheap... :P
Oh yeah, the subtitles are optional so it isn't totally a ripoff...
Peacekeeper
10-10-2004, 11:25 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v94/Peacekeeper/1111smpcccc.jpg.
pedro parkero
10-10-2004, 12:01 PM
http://dvd.net.au/movies/s/10961-1.jpg
I got to hand it to you, boy. You're CUTE.
But not THAT cute...
pedro parkero
10-10-2004, 12:08 PM
It's my cousin's DVD and he got it from China :D
He probably got it very cheap... :P
Oh yeah, the subtitles are optional so it isn't totally a ripoff...
It's not a DVD copy. :p
Most probably was shot inside the theater...
Hobgoblin
10-10-2004, 12:28 PM
http://superherohype.com/nextraimages/spidey2newew.jpg
Ock: Hicka-Doda! That is the biggest head I've ever seen!
Spider-Man: Heh heh heh heh, aaaaaalright!
(I'm sure you'll get it eventually)
God help me, I think its funny.
hulkamania85
10-10-2004, 12:52 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/PDVD_070.jpg
Not really a caption, but I can't say I blame him.
hulkamania85
10-10-2004, 12:57 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/ahhhhh.jpg
"My eyes, the goggles do nothing...especially when I forget to put them on!"
hulkamania85
10-10-2004, 01:18 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v94/Peacekeeper/1111smpcccc.jpg
MJ: "Well I am trying to eat more balanced meals but this isn't quite what I had in mind".
hulkamania85
10-10-2004, 01:28 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/rent.jpg
MJ: For the last time, does this make me look fat?
Peter: What I wouldn't give to be fighting Doc Ock or Gobby right now...
Edit: Beaten a few pages back. Great minds think alike I guess. I should have known someone else would have done the "do I look fat" bit by now. It's the perfect pic for it.
animexcel
10-10-2004, 01:54 PM
It's not a DVD copy. :p
Most probably was shot inside the theater...
I know. :rolleyes:
I think people thought that the subtitles were stuck on there.
hulkamania85
10-10-2004, 03:45 PM
http://www.seanbaby.com/hostess/images/spidman11.jpg
http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/7889ad8b.jpg
Ock: Damnit, MJ. Ya gotta lay off the cup cakes! Chiropractor says I'm going to need to get a new captive pretty soon. If only Raimi had included Gwen!
InsomniacFreak
10-11-2004, 10:33 PM
http://dvd.net.au/movies/s/10961-1.jpg
Sign behind usher reads: "QUIET PLEASE WHILE ORGY IS IN PROGRESS"
Pete is very pissed he missed the 8:00 session.
Agent Thermal
10-11-2004, 11:07 PM
(Nice one, Insomniac!:))
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/ahhhhh.jpg
"WHYYYY MUST THE MAN-SPIDER PEOPLE TORTURE US SOOOOOOO!?"
Bapman
10-12-2004, 07:39 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/ahhhhh.jpg
WHY MUST IDIOTS LIKE THESE STILL BE ALLOWED HERE !!!.... WHY GOD WHY !!!
SpiderGurl
10-12-2004, 07:46 AM
http://thwipsplace.50megs.com/images/travolta2.jpg
"I tried to be like Austin Powers...Although he's the one with the mojo baby..."
Bapman
10-12-2004, 07:46 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v128/GRyDLOCK/input144737.jpg
GODDAMMIT FAT GUY !!!
Will you PLEASE STOP FARTING so much...
oh now look what you did...
You knocked out the DRIVER !!!
Bapman
10-12-2004, 07:49 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/PDVD_071.jpg
"SNIFF SNIFF"
I'm gonna tell mom you touched me there u bad person.
Harry.... you're Mom's dead.
"Sniff Sniff"
You Ba$tard... DADDY !!! Peter's toching me there again... daddy.... DADDY !!!
Bapman
10-12-2004, 07:55 AM
http://server5.uploadit.org/files/InfoManiac-20.jpg
This looks like a job for..... SUPER STAN !!! :cool:
Bapman
10-12-2004, 08:01 AM
http://img76.exs.cx/img76/5561/spiderman2_396.jpg
Ohhhhhhhh YEAh... that was a BIG WHOPPER !!!
AHHHHHHHHHH
How DARE you infront of a lady... SHAME ON YOU
Stuff it old hag... don't think I didn't notice the wet mark on ur undies whn I picked you up.
I WAS SCARED...
Yeah... n fear turns you on ain't it !?
WHAT !!!???
SpiderGurl
10-12-2004, 08:03 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v128/GRyDLOCK/input144737.jpg
"Oh dammit...Not again...I'M ON THE WRONG TRAIN!!!!!!"
Bapman
10-12-2004, 08:04 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v128/GRyDLOCK/input144656.jpg
HUBBLY BUBBLY BUBBLY BUBBLY.... BOOOOOOOOO LAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!
AAARRRRGGGGHHHHh..... ghaaaakkkkkkkkkk ghaaaaaaa....
Haha !!! Scared ya didn't I.... hello... hey old guy........................
Old guy !?...
oh *****...
SpiderGurl
10-12-2004, 08:04 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/ahhhhh.jpg
"Why...Oh Why....Did I have that burrito!!!!"
SpiderGurl
10-12-2004, 08:08 AM
http://stefan.mregeling.sohosted.com/bscap000.jpg
Spiderman: "I've heard of touching moments, but this is ridiculous..."
SpiderGurl
10-12-2004, 08:15 AM
http://img83.exs.cx/img83/4276/spiderman2_779.jpg
Peter: "I didn't *hiccup* have that much *hiccup* to drink...All I had was some Vodka, whisky, wild turkey, Rum, *hiccup* and a shandy or two...Ok I had lots of beer, and a glass *hiccup* of wine...Or two *hiccup* ok maybe 14 but thats *hiccup* all....I still swear to drunk I'm not god..."
Officer: "Could you repeat that sir?"
Peter: "I had some fruit juice..*hiccup*"
Officer: "Are you sure?"
Peter: "Dam straight..."
Bapman
10-12-2004, 08:24 AM
BWAHAHAHAHAHA !!! :D I like this one a lot.
SpiderGurl
10-12-2004, 08:26 AM
http://img75.exs.cx/img75/3331/spiderman2_325.jpg
"Clothes.....The way to go!"
Bapman
10-12-2004, 08:31 AM
http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_trainfight.jpg
SPIDEY: It's time to kick some A$$ n chew bubblegum... but I'm all outta gum.
OCK: I got your GUM... RIGHT HERE !!!
SPIDEY: BRING IT ON !!!
OCK: Oh... It's ALREADY been BROUGHT !!!
SPIDEY: When.... TOMORROW !!!
OCK: No... YESTERDAY !!!
SPIDEY: KEEP DREAMING !!!
OCK: I WILL keep dreaming... n whn I wake up... uhhh...n when I WAKE up... YOU BETTER wish YOU were dreaming !!!
SPIDEY: Hahaha... fatty can't wisecrack...
OCK: SHUT UP !!! I'm not FAT...
SPIDEY: Fatty fatty fatty !!!
OCK: MOM !!! He's calling me names !!!
SPIDEY: FAT TASTIC !!!
SpiderGurl
10-12-2004, 08:32 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v390/eledoremassis02/Spiderman/6f960217.jpg
"I have ears like a cat...and eyes...like a rodent!"
Peter: "Ok, so if you have ears like a cat...
"Yes..."
Peter: "And eyes like a rodent..."
"Yes....."
Peter: "Then I am NOT even gonna think about your body....*shivers*
SpiderGurl
10-12-2004, 08:33 AM
Lol!!!
SpiderGurl
10-12-2004, 08:35 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v102/Suits/Doc%20Ock%20Site/spiderman2_502.jpg
"ALL I DO, IS SAVE THE BLOODY PEOPLE OF NEW YORK, RISK LIFE AFTER LIMB, PUT MY LIFE ON THE LINE EVERY DAY AND.................ALL I GET IS THIS LOUSY HOTDOG.....hmmmmm, hotdogalicious........ *gargles*
Bapman
10-12-2004, 08:35 AM
http://server5.uploadit.org/files/InfoManiac-9.jpg
HA HA HA !!! You're no match for my... T W I P !!!
HAHA HAHA n even MORE HAHA !!! I have TWIP shield now.
You're puny TWIP will not harm me ANYMORE !!!... more HAHA !!!
SpiderGurl
10-12-2004, 08:38 AM
http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v87/spiderfan4eva/ockgrippete.jpg
Doc Ock: "what the hell are you doing, Parker?"
Peter: "Smiling, its the next best thing I can do with my lips"
SpiderGurl
10-12-2004, 08:41 AM
http://img45.exs.cx/img45/2150/spiderman2_830.jpg"I'M TELLING YOU, I'M NOT SEEING THINGS, THE TELLYTUBBIES ARE OUT TO GET ME!!!! THERES ONE OVER THERE!!!!" *points*
SpiderGurl
10-12-2004, 08:43 AM
http://img62.exs.cx/img62/1359/spiderman2_773.jpgPeter: "Ok People, I have a plan!"
People: "Quickly, please we don't have much time!"
Peter: "We have to stop this train...."
People: "...."
SpiderGurl
10-12-2004, 08:48 AM
http://img21.exs.cx/img21/5207/spiderman2_256.jpgPeter (Thinking) - "I smile because I have no idea whats going on..."
Harry - (Thinking) - "I put millions into Ottos project and for what...To see a minature ball of gass...Oh well...Better smile and pretent I like it..."
Lady on the right (Thinking) - "I'm not smiling with you Harry...I'm smiling at you...Get a comb, they work better than money when it comes to brushing hair..."
SpiderGurl
10-12-2004, 08:49 AM
http://img21.exs.cx/img21/5207/spiderman2_256.jpgPeter (Thinking) - "I smile because I have no idea whats going on..."
Harry - (Thinking) - "I put millions into Ottos project and for what...To see a minature ball of gass...Oh well...Better smile and pretend I like it..."
Lady on the right (Thinking) - "I'm not smiling with you Harry...I'm smiling at you...Get a comb, they work better than money when it comes to brushing hair..."
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/rent.jpg
MJ: Peter... I found Chocolate cake crumbs in the kitchen.. are you -sniff-seeing someone else?
Peter: HEY! SHE came on to ME!
Andrew
10-12-2004, 09:57 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/rent.jpg
MJ: Peter... I found Chocolate cake crumbs in the kitchen.. are you -sniff-seeing someone else?
Peter: HEY! SHE came on to ME!
Lol :D
hulkamania85
10-12-2004, 12:00 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/rent.jpg
MJ: For the last time, does this make me look fat?
Peter: What I wouldn't give to be fighting Doc Ock or Gobby right now...
Here's a follow up. Spidey gets his wish and is fighting Ock.
http://img23.photobucket.com/albums/v68/oscorpfounder/mj.jpg
Spidey: Whoa, glad I could avoid that one...
MJ: Hey Peter...
Spidey: MJ, what are you doing here?
MJ: Peter, does this chain make me look fat?
Spidey: Well...uh...no, of course not. Although ropes would probably be more slimming...
MJ: WHAT?
Spidey: Crap.
Spider-Man 3: The Wrath of MJ
THWIP*
10-12-2004, 08:54 PM
http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_trainfight.jpg
DOC: "FREEZE........YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING CRAWLING UP THE BACK OF YOUR NECK! HANG ON, AND LET ME GET IT."
SPIDEY: "HOLY CRAP.........HURRY UP AND GET IT OFF ME! MAN, I HOPE IT'S NOT A SPIDER; THE LAST ONE THAT BIT ME REALLY MESSED ME UP!"
DOC: "OH.....YOU'RE FUNNY."
The Navigator
10-12-2004, 08:59 PM
http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_trainfight.jpg
DOC: "FREEZE........YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING CRAWLING UP THE BACK OF YOUR NECK! HANG ON, AND LET ME GET IT."
SPIDEY: "HOLY CRAP.........HURRY UP AND GET IT OFF ME! MAN, I HOPE IT'S NOT A SPIDER; THE LAST ONE THAT BIT ME REALLY MESSED ME UP!"
DOC: "OH.....YOU'RE FUNNY."
Good one. :up:
THWIP*
10-12-2004, 09:01 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v128/GRyDLOCK/input144656.jpg
ENGINEER: "SPIDEY.......THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE; SOMEONE BROKE INTO THE ENGINE ROOM AND STOLE ALL OF OUR BUD LIGHT!"
SPIDEY: "UMM......SHOULD YOU REALLY BE DRINKING WHILE YOU'RE OPERATING THIS THING?"
ENGINEER: "HEY, GIVE ME SOME CREDIT; I SET THE AUTOPILOT FIRST."
SPIDEY: "RIIIIGHT. SIR.....BACK AWAY FROM THE CONTROL PANEL."
THWIP*
10-12-2004, 09:08 PM
http://dvd.net.au/movies/s/10961-1.jpg
USHER: "SORRY, 'SHORT-STUFF', BUT AS THE SIGN BEHIND ME CLEARLY STATES, NOBODY UNDER 4 FT. TALL IS ALLOWED IN."
PETE: " UM....NO IT DOESN'T."
USHER: "YES...IT DOES; YOU'RE JUST TOO SHORT READ IT."
PETE: "OH YEAH? WELL I'M JUST THE RIGHT HEIGHT TO MAKE YOU SING SOPRANO!"
USHER: "WOULD YOU LIKE A BALCONY SEAT, OR ONE NEXT TO THE AISLEWAY?"
The Navigator
10-12-2004, 09:09 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v128/GRyDLOCK/input144656.jpg
Engineer: Oh my God! A big bug's on the side of the train!
Spidey: *sigh* First of all, spiders aren't bugs. Sec--
Engineer: No, there's really a fifty-foot fly on the train!
Spidey: BS.
Engineer: No, really, it's in the back car. You'd better take care of it.
Spidey: Well....Ok. I'll be back, though. (leaves)
Engineer: Hah! Sucker...who brought the whiskey?
The Navigator
10-12-2004, 09:10 PM
http://dvd.net.au/movies/s/10961-1.jpg
USHER: "SORRY, 'SHORT-STUFF', BUT AS THE SIGN BEHIND ME CLEARLY STATES, NOBODY UNDER 4 FT. TALL IS ALLOWED IN."
PETE: " UM....NO IT DOESN'T."
USHER: "YES...IT DOES; YOU'RE JUST TOO SHORT READ IT."
PETE: "OH YEAH? WELL I'M JUST THE RIGHT HEIGHT TO MAKE YOU SING SOPRANO!"
USHER: "WOULD YOU LIKE A BALCONY SEAT, OR ONE NEXT TO THE AISLEWAY?"
This one actually DID make me laugh out loud. :up:
THWIP*
10-12-2004, 09:13 PM
http://dvd.net.au/movies/s/10961-1.jpg
Sign behind usher reads: "QUIET PLEASE WHILE ORGY IS IN PROGRESS"
Pete is very pissed he missed the 8:00 session.
LOL........I DON'T KNOW WHY I DIDN'T CATCH THAT EARLIER; IT ACTUALLY COULD SAY THAT! :D
The Navigator
10-12-2004, 09:15 PM
LOL. No doubt he's pissed. :up:
Bapman
10-12-2004, 09:25 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/ahhhhh.jpg
KHHHAAAAAAAAAANNN !!! :mad:
The Navigator
10-12-2004, 09:28 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/ahhhhh.jpg
KHAAAAAAAAAAANNN !!!
As somebody else said somewhere else on this board:
William Shatner: I could not...stop myself...from laughing.
THWIP*
10-12-2004, 09:40 PM
http://server5.uploadit.org/files/InfoManiac-spideyone.jpg
*SNIFF-SNIFF* "WHEW.........THAT'S THE LAST TIME I SWITCH DEODORANTS TO SAVE A BUCK!"
Bapman
10-12-2004, 09:41 PM
http://dvd.net.au/movies/s/10961-1.jpg
BRUCE: You can't go in... you're late
PETER: Heyyyyy.... I know you... you're that hack B actor from the movie EVIL DEADS.
BRUCE: Sighhh........ ok you got me... what do you want...
PETER: Wait.... weren't you also the wrestling announcer !?
BRUCE: Sighhhh.......yes... I was.... a guy's gotta make a living u know.
PETER: So.... tell me...... how does it feel that you're childhood buddy RAIMI went out to do billion dollar earning movies... n earn millions while you can't even get a lead a role in a TV movie !?... Doesn't it piss you off !?
BRUCE: You know what... yes it does... it pisses me off VERY MUCH !!! :mad:
GAWD my life sucks...
PETER: :D Good........... n that's for not letting me into the theatre.
The Navigator
10-12-2004, 09:44 PM
http://dvd.net.au/movies/s/10961-1.jpg
Usher: That's funny...I thought most Oompa-Loompas were orange.
Peter: That's funny...I thought most actors got paid.
Usher: Son of a--! ...It's true.
imscorpia
10-12-2004, 09:46 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/ahhhhh.jpg
OMG Kevin Smith is directing Spider-Man 3?!?
scorp
"Jay walking and silently bobbing"
THWIP*
10-12-2004, 10:02 PM
http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/51eb982f.jpg
"WHOOPS........'LIL TOO MUCH LIGHTER FLUID."
Agent Thermal
10-12-2004, 10:10 PM
http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/51eb982f.jpg
"Hey...where'd the fourth one go?"
THWIP*
10-12-2004, 10:21 PM
http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_2/On_Set/New_York/setpicsjuly25.jpg
AUNT MAY: "SO THAT'S WHERE THE WEBBING COMES OUT! DOESN'T DEODORANT CLOG UP THE HOLES?"
SPIDEY: "RIGHT GUARD AEROSOL........IT'S WHAT PROFESSIONAL CRIMEFIGHTERS USE."
InsomniacFreak
10-12-2004, 10:22 PM
http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/51eb982f.jpg
Now that's a FIRE, uncle GUS!
InsomniacFreak
10-12-2004, 10:24 PM
http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_2/On_Set/New_York/setpicsjuly25.jpg
Aunt May enthuses: "Wow....Who needs the batsuit when you've got nipples of steel."
InsomniacFreak
10-12-2004, 10:27 PM
http://dvd.net.au/movies/s/10961-1.jpg
Usher: That's funny...I thought most Oompa-Loompas were orange.
Peter: That's funny...I thought most actors got paid.
Usher: Son of a--! ...It's true.
:cool: Nice one Rabbit
InsomniacFreak
10-12-2004, 10:29 PM
As somebody else said somewhere else on this board:
William Shatner: I could not...stop myself...from laughing.
Twas I. Thanks for reminding folks that there are over 100 pages to this thread and they just might be beating a few dead horses.
THWIP*
10-12-2004, 10:31 PM
http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/51eb982f.jpg
*WWHHHOOOOMPH!!*
*OUT OF PICTURE* "DOCTOR OCTAVIUS, BILLY'S ON FIRE!"
DOC: "ROLL 'IM AROUND ON THE FLOOR A LITTLE......HE'LL BE ALRIGHT."
InsomniacFreak
10-12-2004, 10:32 PM
http://dvd.net.au/movies/s/10961-1.jpg
USHER: "SORRY, 'SHORT-STUFF', BUT AS THE SIGN BEHIND ME CLEARLY STATES, NOBODY UNDER 4 FT. TALL IS ALLOWED IN."
PETE: " UM....NO IT DOESN'T."
USHER: "YES...IT DOES; YOU'RE JUST TOO SHORT READ IT."
PETE: "OH YEAH? WELL I'M JUST THE RIGHT HEIGHT TO MAKE YOU SING SOPRANO!"
USHER: "WOULD YOU LIKE A BALCONY SEAT, OR ONE NEXT TO THE AISLEWAY?"
Hey Craps Large King, this is pretty "freak"ing funny. :cool:
THWIP*
10-12-2004, 10:32 PM
Twas I. Thanks for reminding folks that there are over 100 pages to this thread and they just might be beating a few dead horses.
THAT'S AN UNDERSTATEMENT. SOME OF THOSE HORSES HAVE LONG SINCE BEEN MADE INTO GLUE, AND THE GLUE'S ALREADY HARDENED IN THE BOTTLE. :o
THWIP*
10-12-2004, 10:33 PM
Hey Craps Large King, this is pretty "freak"ing funny. :cool:
GO BACK AND READ THE LAST FEW PAGES........I GOT A FEW MORE. ;)
InsomniacFreak
10-12-2004, 10:45 PM
GO BACK AND READ THE LAST FEW PAGES........I GOT A FEW MORE. ;)
Yeah I saw em all and some of them are even funny ;). They actually inspired my latest deleted scene. After all this talk of deodorant, I suddenly feel gross and stinky. I don't know but with your last several captions I think you have been trying to subliminally tell me I smell rank.
THWIP*
10-12-2004, 10:52 PM
http://www.geocities.com/phillipfrangules/stoned.bmp
DOC: "YOU'RE GETTING VEEEERY SLEEEPY."
PETE: "NO I'M NOT." :confused:
DOC: "THEN WHY AM I HRAVING TURBLE FROCUSING?"
PETE: "DUDE......SERIOUSLY.......LAY OFF THE 'SHROOMS."
MST3K 4ever
10-12-2004, 10:54 PM
http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/51eb982f.jpg
Now that's a FIRE, uncle GUS!
Great one!...Thank you from someone who fondly remembers that entire Eddie Murphy routine.
THWIP*
10-12-2004, 10:56 PM
Great one!...Thank you from someone who fondly remembers that entire Eddie Murphy routine.
HEHE, YEAH.......WE'RE SHOWING OUR AGE TO BE REFERENCING SUCH MATERIAL. THAT ONE INSPIRED MY SECOND TAKE ON THE SAME PIC. :cool:
MST3K 4ever
10-12-2004, 11:01 PM
When it comes to a great stand-up routine like that (and I saw it the 1st time when it was on HBO...I loved it...also because I lived in Hawaii and anything that came on at midnight on the east coast came on at 6pm for us) I am very pleased to be showing my age...I still quote that routine from time to time....it has stood the test of time.
InsomniacFreak
10-12-2004, 11:04 PM
All hail us old farts.
THWIP*
10-12-2004, 11:05 PM
http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/b4a93433.jpg
PETE: "DON'T LOOK NOW, BUT THAT GUY TO MY RIGHT IS PICKING HIS NOSE."
DOC C.: "OH.....YOU MEAN THAT GUY OVER TH..."
PETE: "NO.....DON'T POINT! OOPS, NEVERMIND."
MST3K 4ever
10-12-2004, 11:09 PM
All hail us old farts.
AMEN!
The Navigator
10-13-2004, 10:11 AM
http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/51eb982f.jpg
Ock: Now all I have to do is add these tiny replicas of the nine planets and science class can begin!
Assistant:....Didn't it already? You just made a SUN.
Ock: See, questions like that make you the assistant, and me the genius. Hand me those planets, boy.
The Navigator
10-13-2004, 10:12 AM
:cool: Nice one Rabbit
Thanks. You ain't too bad y'self. ;)
Agent Thermal
10-13-2004, 01:10 PM
http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/b4a93433.jpg
PETE: "DON'T LOOK NOW, BUT THAT GUY TO MY RIGHT IS PICKING HIS NOSE."
DOC C.: "OH.....YOU MEAN THAT GUY OVER TH..."
PETE: "NO.....DON'T POINT! OOPS, NEVERMIND."
Sounds like something I'd observe...but I didn't...WELL DONE, SUH!!!!:D
Was I the only guy that noticed that the Doc Ock picture with the "sun" has only 3 tentacles showing in it?:(
The Navigator
10-13-2004, 02:11 PM
Sounds like something I'd observe...but I didn't...WELL DONE, SUH!!!!:D
Was I the only guy that noticed that the Doc Ock picture with the "sun" has only 3 tentacles showing in it?:(
No, I just didn't feel like commenting on it. :) ;)
InsomniacFreak
10-13-2004, 08:40 PM
http://img23.photobucket.com/albums/v68/oscorpfounder/mj.jpg
Oh Perseus! You've finally come to save me, but why are you wearing that mask?
I'm sorry Andromeda but basically you're screwed. Those three blind witches lied to us. The head of Medusa appears to have no effect on the Kracken over there. Well, it's been nice knowing you. Hi Ho, Pegasus, Away!
The Navigator
10-13-2004, 08:41 PM
L.O.L. :up:
InsomniacFreak
10-13-2004, 09:54 PM
http://server5.uploadit.org/files/InfoManiac-9.jpg
Peter gets a kick out of egging Wayne Manor on Halloween.
The Navigator
10-13-2004, 09:55 PM
That ain't bad, but it didn't have the same "laugh effect" the earlier one did. Still : :up:
InsomniacFreak
10-13-2004, 10:04 PM
Thanks. Guess I'm un-retired huh?
The Navigator
10-14-2004, 09:00 AM
Guess so. ;)
pedro parkero
10-14-2004, 11:28 AM
http://img23.photobucket.com/albums/v68/oscorpfounder/mj.jpg
Oh Perseus! You've finally come to save me, but why are you wearing that mask?
I'm sorry Andromeda but basically you're screwed. Those three blind witches lied to us. The head of Medusa appears to have no effect on the Kracken over there. Well, it's been nice knowing you. Hi Ho, Pegasus, Away!
Hah. Clash of the Titans. Best myth movie ever. :up:
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