Caption this!!!

[The Navigator]

http://img23.photobucket.com/albums/v68/oscorpfounder/mj.jpg

MJ: Spider-Man! Thank God you showed up to rescue me!

Spidey: Yeah, yeah...where's Doc Ock?

MJ: He's over by his fusion machine thing.

Spidey: Thanks, lady.

MJ: Wait a minute! What about me?

Spidey: I, uh--I'll get to you later.

Ock: Meddlesome pest! What are--

Spidey (whispers): Hey, hey--how about a truce if you throw the redhead into your little doohickey?

Ock: Done and done.

[Agent Thermal]

Hah. Clash of the Titans. Best myth movie ever. :up:

I'VE SEEN IT!!! IT EXISTS, I TELL YOU!!!:mad:

(;):p)

[The Navigator]

:rolleyes:

[CaptainSpam89]

What are we taking about ? And why are we taking about captain i AM a captain so what WHEEP-DEE-DOO

[CaptainSpam89]

So what *cue Imperian march* I HATE YOU!

[THWIP*]

WHAT THE PHUCK? :confused:

[The Navigator]

Indeed. :confused:

[THWIP*]

NEVERMIND, I JUST READ HIS PROFILE; HE'S 15 Y.O., AN ILLITERATE MORON, AND ALREADY HAS 1 REFERRAL. :o

[The Navigator]

...you have a wife, CLK?

[The Navigator]

NEVERMIND, I JUST READ HIS PROFILE; HE'S 15 Y.O., AN ILLITERATE MORON, AND ALREADY HAS 1 REFERRAL. :o

What's a referral? That a warning from the mods or something?

And he sure can't spell...eesh...

[THWIP*]

What's a referral? That a warning from the mods or something?

And he sure can't spell...eesh...


YES, I'M EXTREMELY, HAPPILY MARRIED. :cool: BEEN READING MY PROFILE, EH? ;)


AND YES, A REFERRAL IS A WARNING..........LIKE THE REFERRALS IN HIGH SCHOOL. IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME UNTIL THE LITTLE SPAMMING ATTENTION WHORE GETS BANNED. :rolleyes:

[The Navigator]

Well, lucky you. I hope to be wed one day...on a hill, preferrably. ;)

[InsomniacFreak]

http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/b4a93433.jpg
Sam yells from off camera: "CUT!!!! Dylan, stop looking at the hair sticking up on Tobey's head. Just ignore it please and concentrate. We're losing daylight"

Dylan: "OK Sam, you try concentrating with duct-tape strapped from your elbow to your anus. Just get him some more hair gel dammit. I can't even feel my arm anymore. "

[InsomniacFreak]

What are we taking about ? And why are we taking about captain i AM a captain so what WHEEP-DEE-DOO

So what *cue Imperian march* I HATE YOU!

Cmon, don't you guys see what's happening here? It's just me talking to Sybil, I mean, CaptainSpam89, from the great blue beyond. He is wildly flailing his arms around in a jedi-like fashion talking out loud to no-one and trying to blast the James Earl Jones-like voice he hears coming from out of thin air. Alas, I have finally driven him insane.......*by the evil light of Rudolph's nose, I am guided*.

[CaptainSpam89]

NEVERMIND, I JUST READ HIS PROFILE; HE'S 15 Y.O., AN ILLITERATE MORON, AND ALREADY HAS 1 REFERRAL. :oWho are you calling a ILLITERATE moron, Wheep-dee-doo still i F***ing hate you

[CaptainSpam89]

Cmon, don't you guys see what's happening here? It's just me talking to Sybil, I mean, CaptainSpam89, from the great blue beyond. He is wildly flailing his arms around in a jedi-like fashion talking out loud to no-one and trying to blast the James Earl Jones-like voice he hears coming from out of thin air. Alas, I have finally driven him insane.......*by the evil light of Rudolph's nose, I am guided*.
Wheep-dee-doo, I STILL F***ING HATE YOU !!!!!!!!!

[CaptainSpam89]

sorry (NOT)

[THWIP*]

http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/b4a93433.jpg
Sam yells from off camera: "CUT!!!! Dylan, stop looking at the hair sticking up on Tobey's head. Just ignore it please and concentrate. We're losing daylight"

Dylan: "OK Sam, you try concentrating with duct-tape strapped from your elbow to your anus. Just get him some more hair gel dammit. I can't even feel my arm anymore. "


HEHE.......OUCH. :( :o

[THWIP*]

Cmon, don't you guys see what's happening here? It's just me talking to Sybil, I mean, CaptainSpam89, from the great blue beyond. He is wildly flailing his arms around in a jedi-like fashion talking out loud to no-one and trying to blast the James Earl Jones-like voice he hears coming from out of thin air. Alas, I have finally driven him insane.......*by the evil light of Rudolph's nose, I am guided*.


"WHEEP-DEE-DOO"........I'M STILL GONNA PHUCKING KILL HIM IF HE DOESN'T GET BANNED FIRST. :mad: :rolleyes:


;)

[InsomniacFreak]

Wheep-dee-doo, I STILL F***ING HATE YOU !!!!!!!!!

Wheep-dee-doo, well screw you too,
Have you nothing else to do
but come in here and spew non-sense
well listen up you bowl of piss
there's the door, see ya later
Warned you has the Captionator
Come back again and start this trash
and CLK will kick your ass.
Then I'll come in and finish up
You got that, you moronic shmuck?

[Alexia Dark]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v469/Huntress_04/stoned.bmp

Doc Ock: Peter, when I said I had Mary Jane, I wasn't talking about your girlfriend...

[Démon]

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_peter.jpg

Peter: "Hello?"
Voice on Phone: "If you hang up, I will kill you."
Peter: "Nice try, Norman."
Voice: "Dammit!"

[Démon]

http://superherohype.com/nextraimages/spidey2newew.jpg

Ock: "Spider-Man...welcome to your new career as the official super-villain pinata."

[Agent Thermal]

http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/b4a93433.jpg
Dr. Conners: "Peter, SNAP OUT OF IT! How many fingers am I holding up?"
Peter: "Uh..........none...?"
Dr. Conners: "Man, he didn't fall for the trick question...okay, you're fine..."

[Alexia Dark]

LOL, that's great.

[Agent Thermal]

http://superherohype.com/nextraimages/spidey2newew.jpg

Ock: "Spider-Man...welcome to your new career as the official super-villain pinata."

That sounds like something one of Gliderman's villains would say...:p:D Nice!

[InsomniacFreak]

http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/b4a93433.jpg
Dr. Conners: "Peter, SNAP OUT OF IT! How many fingers am I holding up?"
Peter: "Uh..........none...?"
Dr. Conners: "Man, he didn't fall for the trick question...okay, you're fine..."

:up: :)

[InsomniacFreak]

go to http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=140676 to see all the caption this stuff towards the end of the thread on page 16 on down. I swear you'll like it!


Next time, just go to the page you want us to start at and then copy the URL. Unless you want to wade through all the Jessica Alba/Christian Bale photo gallery before getting to the caption stuff.

Starts here folks. http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=140676&page=16&pp=25

[Jspider13]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v469/Huntress_04/stoned.bmp

Doc Ock: Peter, when I said I had Mary Jane, I wasn't talking about your girlfriend...

ahaha :D

[CaptainSpam89]

HMMMMMMMMMM... i not know

[Saph]

http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/51eb982f.jpg

Who wants to see what happens if I fart on it.

[InsomniacFreak]

http://img75.exs.cx/img75/8003/spiderman2_163.jpg

Pete sneaks a peak at Harry's coffee table book "The Joys of Sex"

"Hooo-weeee, Now I've gotta try that one someday! Oh rats, I forgot that MJ's not as flexible as me."

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_peter.jpg

"Hello MJ? I was just wondering if you would like to take a yoga class with me?"

[Alexia Dark]

LMAO! Awesome!

[animexcel]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/gogetem.jpg
"Go get'em tiger."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/petersm.jpg
......(runs offscreen)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/closet.jpg
"Let me change first."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/dressup.jpg
"It'll only take a minute, I gotta look good when I catch those crooks!"

[Pickle-El]

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_peter.jpg

HOLY CRAP!! Superman has finally been casted!! I gotta tell someone!

[Spidey1885]

http://superherohype.com/nextraimages/spidey2newew.jpg
"I am going to give you the worst titty twister you've ever had..."

[pedro parkero]

Ouch for that titty twister...

[Agent Thermal]

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_peter.jpg
"Okay, is that 'right down the side,' or 'right up the middle'? Or is it 'right...' - Gah, I can't remember...stupid Carrot Top!"

[CaptainSpam89]

I will be the punisher sniper spider-man

[InsomniacFreak]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/closet.jpg
Pete ponders how one might websling in a kilt upon the realization
he has just locked himself out of the apartment wearing nothing but a
bath towel.

[InsomniacFreak]

http://www.mwctoys.com/images/HULK01_SUPERPOSEABLE_action11.jpg
*Music blairing loudly, raucus crowd cheering and chanting, Hulk and Spidey chiming in.....*
"IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WANT TO ROCK AND ROLL ALL NIIIGGGGHHHTTT.....AND PARTY EVERY DAY!!!!"

[The Navigator]

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_peter.jpg
Peter: Okay...I press the buttons, then the money goes in...no, wait...money goes in...wait...

[The Navigator]

http://superherohype.com/nextraimages/spidey2newew.jpg


Offscreen: You listen Short Round, you live longer!

;)

[The Navigator]

http://img76.exs.cx/img76/5561/spiderman2_396.jpg

OCK: Do you see me, Toecutter?! Do ya see me?! I AM THE NIGHTRIDER!!! I'm a fuel-injected SUICIDE MACHINE!! I am a ROCKER. I am a ROLLER. I am an out-of-CONTROLLER!!!!


(for all you Mad Max fans out there...;))

[CaptainSpam89]

this fun (not in a million year time)

[InsomniacFreak]

http://superherohype.com/nextraimages/spidey2newew.jpg


Offscreen: You listen Short Round, you live longer!

;)


OK, I wait right here. I no touch anything. :)


CS89, is English your 7th or 8th language?

[THWIP*]

http://www.mwctoys.com/images/MLXL_XMEN_group.jpg

MAGNETO: " WAIT, WAIT, HOLD IT.........WE'RE MISSING SOMEBODY! HAS ANYONE SEEN XAVIER?"

PROF. X (ONLY MAGNETO CAN HEAR): "I'M INSIDE YOUR HEAD."

MAGNETO: "DOH!.........DAMMIT, I HATE IT WHEN YOU DO THAT!" WHY AREN'T YOU TAKING THE GROUP PHOTO?"

PROF. X: "WHAT, SO YOU CAN LIFT MY WHEELCHAIR AT THE SECOND, AND DUMP ME ON MY HEAD, LIKE LAST YEAR? NO THANKS. :mad:"

MAGNETO: "HEY, I TOLD YOU THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT. I WAS TRYING TO MAKE SURE YOU MADE IT INTO THE SHOT, BECAUSE 'CYKE'S SUCH A HORRIBLE PHOTOG. BUT, ROGUE'S PERFUME MADE ME SNEEZE AND LOSE CONCENTRATION. :o "

WOLVIE: "HEY...... OLD MAN....... WHEN YOU'RE THROUGH TALKING TO YOURSELF, WE CAN GET THIS OVER WITH! TONIGHT IS STRIP POKER NIGHT OVER AT FF HQ, AND SUE PROMISED SHE WON'T GO INVISIBLE THIS TIME!"

COLOSSUS: "YEAH, AND I'VE GOT TO DO MY 'BUNS OF STEEL' WORK OUT."

*EVERYONE TURNS AND LOOKS AT HIM* "SORRY....... THAT SOUNDED ALOT FUNNIER IN MY HEAD. :o"

SABRETOOTH: "HEY, 'ONE-EYE'....LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH; GAMBIT'S RATTY OLD TRENCHCOAT WREAKS LIKE ROADKILL!"

GAMBIT: "UM.......THAT WOULD BE YOUR FUR. :rolleyes: "

BEAST (TO SELF) : "I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE THEY MADE ME WEAR THIS RIDICULOUS LAB COAT; THE MANGE IS PRACTICALLY ALL GONE NOW. :mad:"

CYCLOPS (WITH CAMERA): "O.K., EVERYBODY SAY 'CHEESE!

[The Navigator]

OK, I wait right here. I no touch anything. :)


CS89, is English your 7th or 8th language?

"Look, just...stand up against the wall, willya?" ;)

[InsomniacFreak]

http://www.mwctoys.com/images/MLXL_XMEN_group.jpg

MAGNETO: " WAIT, WAIT, HOLD IT.........WE'RE MISSING SOMEBODY! HAS ANYONE SEEN XAVIER?"

PROF. X (ONLY MAGNETO CAN HEAR): "I'M INSIDE YOUR HEAD."

MAGNETO: "DOH!.........DAMMIT, I HATE IT WHEN YOU DO THAT!" WHY AREN'T YOU TAKING THE GROUP PHOTO?"

PROF. X: "WHAT, SO YOU CAN LIFT MY WHEELCHAIR AT THE SECOND, AND DUMP ME ON MY HEAD, LIKE LAST YEAR? NO THANKS. :mad:"

MAGNETO: "HEY, I TOLD YOU THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT. I WAS TRYING TO MAKE SURE YOU MADE IT INTO THE SHOT, BECAUSE 'CYKE'S SUCH A HORRIBLE PHOTOG. BUT, ROGUE'S PERFUME MADE ME SNEEZE AND LOSE CONCENTRATION. :o "

WOLVIE: "HEY...... OLD MAN....... WHEN YOU'RE THROUGH TALKING TO YOURSELF, WE CAN GET THIS OVER WITH! TONIGHT IS STRIP POKER NIGHT OVER AT FF HQ, AND SUE PROMISED SHE WON'T GO INVISIBLE THIS TIME!"

COLOSSUS: "YEAH, AND I'VE GOT TO DO MY 'BUNS OF STEEL' WORK OUT."

*EVERYONE TURNS AND LOOKS AT HIM* "SORRY....... THAT SOUNDED ALOT FUNNIER IN MY HEAD. :o"

SABRETOOTH: "HEY, 'ONE-EYE'....LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH; GAMBIT'S RATTY OLD TRENCHCOAT WREAKS LIKE ROADKILL!"

GAMBIT: "UM.......THAT WOULD BE YOUR FUR. :rolleyes: "

BEAST (TO SELF) : "I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE THEY MADE ME WEAR THIS RIDICULOUS LAB COAT; THE MANGE IS PRACTICALLY ALL GONE NOW. :mad:"

CYCLOPS (WITH CAMERA): "O.K., EVERYBODY SAY 'CHEESE!

Perfect!!!!

Gawd, this reminds me of some family reunions I've been to (Yes, I'm definitely related to a bunch of mutants but they aren't the crime fightin kind).

[The Navigator]

Perfect!!!!

Gawd, this reminds me of some family reunions I've been to (Yes, I'm definitely related to a bunch of mutants but they aren't the crime fightin kind).

The best part is is that it gets funnier as it goes on, too...

Too bad. The crime-fightin' mutants are the only good kind.

[animexcel]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/spidey2future.jpg

TO BE CONTINUED...

[animexcel]

Whoa, the crickets are chirping O_o;

[The Navigator]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/spidey2future.jpg

TO BE CONTINUED...

Ah, a man after my own heart. :D :up:

[Cloud Strife]

http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v87/spiderfan4eva/ockgrippete.jpg


Doc Ock -"Where's my White Castle ". Peter-"Sorry , um..... I....I ...... I forgot" .

[Zev]

http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v87/spiderfan4eva/ockgrippete.jpg

"What? Are you kidding? Of course I'm not Tobey Maguire! For one thing, I'm wearing GLASSES. And for another, my hairstyle is TOTALLY different then his. Honestly, we're as different as night and day."

[Cloud Strife]

http://www.geocities.com/phillipfrangules/stoned.bmp


Doc Ock: Is their something on my face ? Why do you keep staring at me ?

Peter:Oh , umm.... it's just those giant bag under your eyes.

Doc Ock:You'd have giant bags under your eyes if you spent 5 hours trying to masterbate with four machanical tenticles.

[Alexia Dark]

Continued from Zev's post...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v469/Huntress_04/ockgrippete.jpg


Ock: C'mon, I know it's you.

Peter: I ate a hotdog earlier, remember? Tobey's a vegitarian!

Ock: The hotdog disappeared when you went to eat it.

Peter: I back-flipped over a car a few days ago! Tobey couldn't do that. He has back problems.

Ock: Well, you look like him.

Peter: I have a better idea. Why don't you go after the guy that was almost Spider-Man? Jake whats-his-face?

Ock: OK.

Peter: Here's what you do...

Later...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v469/Huntress_04/travolta2.jpg

Tobey Maguire: Hahaha, Ock is such an idiot. No wonder he almost blew up the city. Let's just hope my back doesn't act up again right before Spider-Man 3...

[THWIP*]

http://www.mageinatovah.com/model-img/13-book.jpg

POOR TOVA, AND HER TWIN SISTER, NOVA......THE ANOREXIC,FEATHER-WEIGHT GIRLS NEVER SAW IT COMING: IN AN INSTANT, A SUDDEN GUST OF WIND FROM A SPEEDING HYUNDAI, SWEPT THEM OFF THEIR FEET, AND BROUGHT A TRAGIC END TO THEIR AWKWARD EXISTENCE.

[Alexia Dark]

I assume you're refering to Ursula?

[THWIP*]

http://img84.exs.cx/img84/4862/spiderman2_361.jpg

LOAN OFFICER: "OWWWW.........YOU CRAZY OLD BlTCH, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU BIT ME!!"

AUNT MAY: "I WANT MY GODDAMN TOASTER. :mad:"

[THWIP*]

I assume you're refering to Ursula?


YEAH, BUT EVERYONE IN HERE JUST REFERS TO HER AS "TOVA". :confused:

[THWIP*]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v170/Maddy36/My%20Personal%20Gallery/Heroes%20and%20Villians%20Gallery/Other%20favorite%20Actors/Tobeyandcamera.bmp

TOBEY: "GET THAT FREAKIN' CAMERA OUT OF MY FACE."

CAMERAMAN: "AW, C'MON MAN.......JUST GIVE A SHOUT OUT TO YER FANS, DUDE. I'M FILMING A PRIVATE 'BEHIND THE SCENES'; IT'S BEING AIRED ON 'ABC FAMILY'."

TOBEY: "I'M ON MY WAY TO THE BATHROOM, YOU MORON; I'M NOT INTERESTED IN MY FANS RIGHT NOW."

CAMERAMAN: "O.K., FINE.........BUT, JUST SO YOU KNOW.....THE CAMERA WAS ON FOR THIS CONVERSATION; YOUR FANS WILL KNOW YOU DON'T GIVE A SHlT ABOUT THEM."

TOBEY: "FINE.......TELL THEM I WAS THINKING OF THEM WHILE I WAS TAKING ONE THEN. :rolleyes:"

[THWIP*]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/thumb.jpg

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS IS THE FINGER THAT TOBEY USED TO PLEASURE KIRSTEN DURING THEIR BRIEF "FLING"

TOBEY SWORE HE'D NEVER WASH THAT FINGER AGAIN; WE DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS GROWING ON HIS FINGER.........AND WE DON'T WANT TO KNOW. :o

[THWIP*]

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_trainfight.jpg

I knight thee, Sir Swings-a-lot.


HOLY CRAP, 'FREAK'! I WAS LOOKING FOR OLD PICS TO USE, AND FOUND THIS POST OF YOURS: I PRACTICALLY DID THIS EXACT CAPTION TO THIS PIC, WAAAY BACK IN THIS THREAD! APPARENTLY, GREAT MINDS DO THINK ALIKE! :eek: :D

GO CHECK IT OUT HERE (ABOUT MIDWAY DOWN.) (http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=107618&page=79&pp=25)

[Cloud Strife]

http://www.filmhobbit.com/moviereviews/images/spiderman2/gallery/14.jpg



Doc Ock: I TOLD YOU THIS WOULD HAPPEN IF I DIDN'T GET MY MUFFINS !!!!

[InsomniacFreak]

HOLY CRAP, 'FREAK'! I WAS LOOKING FOR OLD PICS TO USE, AND FOUND THIS POST OF YOURS: I PRACTICALLY DID THIS EXACT CAPTION TO THIS PIC, WAAAY BACK IN THIS THREAD! APPARENTLY, GREAT MINDS DO THINK ALIKE! :eek: :D

GO CHECK IT OUT HERE (ABOUT MIDWAY DOWN.) (http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=107618&page=79&pp=25)

OMG, How un-original of me, and how freakin embarrasing! I'm very sorry about that CLK. You know us old folks. Memory is the first thing to go. If your "great" mind is anything like mine, watch out, you'll probably be doing your own captions thinking it's "brand new" here before too long. ;)

[Agent Thermal]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v170/Maddy36/My%20Personal%20Gallery/Heroes%20and%20Villians%20Gallery/Other%20favorite%20Actors/Tobeyandcamera.bmp
Tobey (extremely monotonous): "Peter...Hey MJ, how...is it...going? When...is...your next...play? I...hear...I...wait, what's that word?"

[InsomniacFreak]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/thumb.jpg

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS IS THE FINGER THAT TOBEY USED TO PLEASURE KIRSTEN DURING THEIR BRIEF "FLING"

TOBEY SWORE HE'D NEVER WASH THAT FINGER AGAIN; WE DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS GROWING ON HIS FINGER.........AND WE DON'T WANT TO KNOW. :o

Are you sure this ain't his pinky? ;)

(In either case, eeeeeeewwwwww!!!!! Wash it Tobey, wash it off right now.)

[InsomniacFreak]

http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v87/spiderfan4eva/ockgrippete.jpg

Do you expect me to talk?


http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v87/spiderfan4eva/evil.jpg

No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die.

[SpiderGurl]

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_trainfight.jpg"Yes! There it is! My lucky penny! So it was on top of this train the whole time..."

[SpideyLad]

Last few have been great

[Traveller]

http://dvd.net.au/movies/s/10961-1.jpg

USHER: "SORRY, 'SHORT-STUFF', BUT AS THE SIGN BEHIND ME CLEARLY STATES, NOBODY UNDER 4 FT. TALL IS ALLOWED IN."

PETE: " UM....NO IT DOESN'T."

USHER: "YES...IT DOES; YOU'RE JUST TOO SHORT READ IT."

PETE: "OH YEAH? WELL I'M JUST THE RIGHT HEIGHT TO MAKE YOU SING SOPRANO!"

USHER: "WOULD YOU LIKE A BALCONY SEAT, OR ONE NEXT TO THE AISLEWAY?"

It was hilarious! :) LOL!

[Spideyluver21]

I finally did it!!! I conquered 127 pages of captioning! I read 3171 posts!

Wow, I have no life.

Anyways, you guys are awesome. These captions are hilarious!!! Keep up the good work. :D

[The Navigator]

http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v87/spiderfan4eva/ockgrippete.jpg

Do you expect me to talk?


http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v87/spiderfan4eva/evil.jpg

No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die.

Bond fan, IF?

[InsomniacFreak]

I finally did it!!! I conquered 127 pages of captioning! I read 3171 posts!

Wow, I have no life.

Anyways, you guys are awesome. These captions are hilarious!!! Keep up the good work. :D

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU. Sincererly, that's awesome! You rock. Thanks for taking the time. People like you make captioning worth it.

From another one who has no life outside of Hype and HWMNBN (as you know so well SL21)

[InsomniacFreak]

Bond fan, IF?

Seriously Double-0 Seven, Grow up.

(what do you think? I am a fan of many action oriented series as you well know Rabbit. )

[The Navigator]

Seriously Double-0 Seven, Grow up.

(what do you think? I am a fan of many action oriented series as you well know Rabbit. )

I guess.

[Spideyluver21]

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU. Sincererly, that's awesome! You rock. Thanks for taking the time. People like you make captioning worth it.

From another one who has no life outside of Hype and HWMNBN (as you know so well SL21)
No problem! I got PLENTY of laughs! :D I'm so happy. I rock. Yippee skippee. ;) Anyways, there are still people who love reading these captions, so keep captioning!(is that even a word?)

Yes, I do know. ;) j/k

[InsomniacFreak]

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_filming.jpg
Tobey monitors the camera-man closely. He is biding his time, watching, waiting for an opportune moment when no one is looking.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v170/Maddy36/My%20Personal%20Gallery/Heroes%20and%20Villians%20Gallery/Other%20favorite%20Actors/Tobeyandcamera.bmp
At first chance, he stuffs the Spidey suit into his dufflebag and attempts to slink away undetected. But Tobey fails to notice the second "hidden" camera-man that has just caught the whole thieving act on film. (Unfortunately for Tobey, it's that ABC Family Special guy he dissed earlier when he had to take a crap).

Set your VCRs for the VH1 special, tonight at 8:00 pm. "The VH1 True Hollywood Stories: Celebrity Crime Sprees featuring Tobey Maguire, Winona Ryder and Martha Stewart"

[Jspider13]

http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v87/spiderfan4eva/evil.jpg

*Doc Ock failing miserably to succeed in Dance Dance Revolution.*

[THWIP*]

cap this
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v257/evilshenannigans/HNR2.gif


"WHO YOU CALLIN' 'LUMPY', YOU FLAMIN' HOMO?!"

[The Bruce]

http://www.whip-saw.com/images/SM2_2_trailer_stills/Spider-Man_2_Trailer_37.jpg

"Oh thank god! No bloodsucking in this script"

[THWIP*]

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_filming.jpg
Tobey monitors the camera-man closely. He is biding his time, watching, waiting for an opportune moment when no one is looking.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v170/Maddy36/My%20Personal%20Gallery/Heroes%20and%20Villians%20Gallery/Other%20favorite%20Actors/Tobeyandcamera.bmp
At first chance, he stuffs the Spidey suit into his dufflebag and attempts to slink away undetected. But Tobey fails to notice the second "hidden" camera-man that has just caught the whole thieving act on film. (Unfortunately for Tobey, it's that ABC Family Special guy he dissed earlier when he had to take a crap).

Set your VCRs for the VH1 special, tonight at 8:00 pm. "The VH1 True Hollywood Stories: Celebrity Crime Sprees featuring Tobey Maguire, Winona Ryder and Martha Stewart"



THIS WOULD'VE BEEN BETTER, IF ANYONE HAD BOTHERED TO READ MINE FIRST; YOU'RE REFERENCE PROBABLY WENT RIGHT OVER EVERYONE'S HEAD. :o

[THWIP*]

or these
http://img95.exs.cx/img95/1338/f4_026.jpg



HOW ANG LEE WOULD'VE DONE "THE FANTASTIC FOUR" MOVIE.

[The Bruce]

http://img90.exs.cx/img90/9964/thing3.jpg

"And you wonder why they call me thing? - I'm all rock baby!"

[pedro parkero]

Maybe it's my colorblindness acting up again but...

Why is The Thing NOT orange? :confused:




And hey, wait, don't you F4ers have a Caption This! forum in your boards?

[THWIP*]

I WANT THAT DOC OCK FIGURE SO BAD; UNFORTUNATELY, WAVE 3 & 4 NEVER MADE IT TO ANY WAL-MARTS OR TARGETS IN OUR AREA. :rolleyes:

[Jspider13]

http://img90.exs.cx/img90/9964/thing3.jpg

"What the fck did I get myself into..."

[Spideyluver21]

http://www.mwctoys.com/images/ock2_09.jpg


Tentacle: Hey, did you see the Burger King commercials? We're on the cups!

Doc Ock: No. We're on the stupid kid's meal bags. He is on the cups...


http://www.mwctoys.com/images/ock2_11.jpg

Spidey: HEY! I didn't tell them to put me on the cups!!!!!!




Guys, this is my first caption, so if it sucks, I'm sorry! :(

[InsomniacFreak]

THIS WOULD'VE BEEN BETTER, IF ANYONE HAD BOTHERED TO READ MINE FIRST; YOU'RE REFERENCE PROBABLY WENT RIGHT OVER EVERYONE'S HEAD. :o


Aww quit your *****in. I obviously read yours first and that's all that really counts ;)

[The Navigator]

http://www.mwctoys.com/images/ock2_09.jpg

"You're right...logic dictates that it is illogical by statistics alone to participate in the McDonald's 'Monopoly' game...on the other hand, I really need that Boardwalk. Cool million, baby."

[InsomniacFreak]

"You're right...logic dictates that it is illogical by statistics alone to participate in the McDonald's 'Monopoly' game...on the other hand, I really need that Boardwalk. Cool million, baby."


hehehe :up:

So does illogic dictate things that are logical?

Couldn't resist. Didya get my email?

[InsomniacFreak]

http://www.mwctoys.com/images/ock2_09.jpg


Tentacle: Hey, did you see the Burger King commercials? We're on the cups!

Doc Ock: No. We're on the stupid kid's meal bags. He is on the cups...


http://www.mwctoys.com/images/ock2_11.jpg

Spidey: HEY! I didn't tell them to put me on the cups!!!!!!



Guys, this is my first caption, so if it sucks, I'm sorry! :(

Not too shabby. Well done!

[Spideyluver21]

http://www.mwctoys.com/images/ock2_10.jpg

Doc Ock: Where are you taunts NOW, Spider-man?

SPidey: Oooh, a nickel! One step closer to paying for Aunt May's medicine!

[Spideyluver21]

Not too shabby. Well done!
Thanks. :D

[The Navigator]

Haven't checked it yet. Been kinda busy recently...will do soon.

"Logic is the path from which we ascended from chaos using reason as our guide."
-T'Plana'Hath, Star Trek IV

Trekkie, I know. Shame, shame.

[InsomniacFreak]

http://img90.exs.cx/img90/9964/thing3.jpg

Most people just use "I shlt a brick" as an expression. The Thing can actually do it.

[Spideyluver21]

Continued from InsomniacFreak's post...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v469/Huntress_04/travolta2.jpg

*look at the guy behind Peter to understand this*

Guy behind Peter: What was that? First, I see The Thing shlt a brick, and now this guy! He gives a whole new meaning to the saying "Silent but Deadly"...

[THWIP*]

http://img90.exs.cx/img90/9964/thing3.jpg

Most people just use "I shlt a brick" as an expression. The Thing can actually do it.


HAHAHAHA..........HIS EXPRESSION MAKES THAT EVEN FUNNIER! :D :up:

[Agent Thermal]

I know this is the Spiderman 2 captions thread, but I couldn't resist this...:D And yes, I know that guy's name/alias is "Stick"...just work with me here.;)

http://img96.exs.cx/img96/807/e19.jpg
Trainer on platform: "Elektra-san...you have trained hard and done well...but now you must face my 4 most gifted.......JIMMY-SAN! Turn around! She to your right!!"

[InsomniacFreak]

Hey AT. Long time no banter with you. It's OK about the non-spidey stuff. Just to keep our "lil" thread alive here, we've been forced to invite guest super-heros (hell even action figure toy pics) to be captioned because we can't get ANY new screen caps from these bastards with the DVD who simply ignore our repeated requests. :mad:

[The Navigator]

no kidding. :(

[Agent Thermal]

Hey AT. Long time no banter with you. It's OK about the non-spidey stuff. Just to keep our "lil" thread alive here, we've been forced to invite guest super-heros (hell even action figure toy pics) to be captioned because we can't get ANY new screen caps from these bastards with the DVD who simply ignore our repeated requests. :mad:

I hear that...unless I start seeing some new pictures, I personally am at a loss for Spiderman 2 captions...I guess we might have to start some caption threads elsewhere, such as F4 or X-Men, or maybe even the Hulk! :rolleyes: :D Hey, with the proper resources, we could make it work!

[Zev]

Doctor Octopus cares about the economy.

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_doc_ock3.jpg

"The economy? The only use I have for the economy is as a means of exchanging my stolen goods for the equipment needed to further the applications of my own genius! BWAHAHAHA!"

Doctor Octopus cares about the environment.

http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v87/spiderfan4eva/evil.jpg

"The environment will be better served by the placement of fusion reactions in strategic locations! Why should I care for the organic quality of material? All is merely fodder upon which Doctor Octopus performs his miraculous experiments! MWAHAHAHAHA!"

Doctor Octopus cares about family values.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v128/GRyDLOCK/input50229.jpg

"Family? The only family Doctor Octopus needs is his marvelous mechanical tentacles! Yes! With their new upgrades, I shall be unstoppable!"

Doctor Octopus cares about the elderly.

http://img76.exs.cx/img76/5561/spiderman2_396.jpg

"If anyone tries to stop me, the old hag dies!"

Doctor Octopus is a born leader.

http://www.fanartists.com/gallery/data/501/34ock2.jpg

"The Vulture! The Sandman! Kraven the Hunter! Mysterio! Electro! Together we shall rule the world as the Sinister Six!"

http://superherohype.com/nextraimages/spidey2newew.jpg

Doctor Octopus: He fought Spider-Man. He'll fight for you.

[Spideyluver21]

Good one, Zev. :D

[sofiz]

lol

[Spideyluver21]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v338/o_0Catwoman0_o/spider-man%202/de0b20d9.jpg
Here's another pic. :)

I'll try to look for some more.

[InsomniacFreak]

Doctor Octopus cares about the economy.

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_doc_ock3.jpg

"The economy? The only use I have for the economy is as a means of exchanging my stolen goods for the equipment needed to further the applications of my own genius! BWAHAHAHA!"

Doctor Octopus cares about the environment.

http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v87/spiderfan4eva/evil.jpg

"The environment will be better served by the placement of fusion reactions in strategic locations! Why should I care for the organic quality of material? All is merely fodder upon which Doctor Octopus performs his miraculous experiments! MWAHAHAHAHA!"

Doctor Octopus cares about family values.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v128/GRyDLOCK/input50229.jpg

"Family? The only family Doctor Octopus needs is his marvelous mechanical tentacles! Yes! With their new upgrades, I shall be unstoppable!"

Doctor Octopus cares about the elderly.

http://img76.exs.cx/img76/5561/spiderman2_396.jpg

"If anyone tries to stop me, the old hag dies!"

Doctor Octopus is a born leader.

http://www.fanartists.com/gallery/data/501/34ock2.jpg

"The Vulture! The Sandman! Kraven the Hunter! Mysterio! Electro! Together we shall rule the world as the Sinister Six!"

http://superherohype.com/nextraimages/spidey2newew.jpg

Doctor Octopus: He fought Spider-Man. He'll fight for you.


How clever is this. Zev, I like your ads much, much better than the ones I've been seeing. I vote Zev for my campaign manager should I ever need one someday. If he can make a Ock look this good, no telling what he could do for me. ;)

[Zev]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v338/o_0Catwoman0_o/spider-man%202/de0b20d9.jpg

"Look... deep into my eyes... now SLEEP!"

[Spideyluver21]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v338/o_0Catwoman0_o/spider-man%202/de0b20d9.jpg

MJ: Peter, why is there sticky stuff all over you hands?
Peter: Um...I was shooting webs because I'm SPIDER-MAN!
MJ: Pfff. Who would believe that?

[InsomniacFreak]

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-2/large/spider-man-2-79.jpg
Tobey, writhes in pain and yells in a squeaky high voice (okay, a squeakier, higher voice). "Please move the tentacle ......no...... the one down there!!!!"

[The Navigator]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v338/o_0Catwoman0_o/spider-man%202/de0b20d9.jpg
MJ: All right Peter, tell me why you've been avoiding me. The truth, now.
PETER: I'm Spider-Man.
MJ: Shyeah right.
PETER: You're right. Right now, I'm on a government mission to seek out the Ark of the Covenant. I think it's in Tanis, somewhere...
MJ: REALLY?!
PETER: Psyche. and they say I'M stupid for dating you. Hah!

[The Navigator]

http://spiderman.ugo.com/pictures/showPicture.php?l=/images/movies/&n=Spider-Man%202&i=69&t=80&c=Movies&sc=Spider-Man%202&p=Pictures

Spider-Man, compensating for the arm he lost in the war, built a webshooter into his forehead to streamline the process. His chiropractic bills are the highest they've been in years.

[Agent Thermal]

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-2/large/spider-man-2-79.jpg
Harry: "UM, DON'T GET the barbed...wire...on...the..............ugh, never mind..."

[The Navigator]

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-2/large/spider-man-2-79.jpg
Harry: "UM, DON'T GET the barbed...wire...on...the..............ugh, never mind..."

:D:up:

[The Navigator]

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-2/large/spider-man-2-79.jpg
Ock: Where do you want him?
Harry: On the couch.
Ock: Here?
Harry: No, the green one.
Ock: WHICH green one?
Harry: The forrest green one.
Ock: So, this one?
Harry: No, that's emerald. It's the one next to the bookcase.
Ock: This one?
Harry: No, the one on the other side.
Ock:...so, this one, right?
Harry: Yeah.
Ock: Good, because--
Harry: Wait, no....better put him on the blue couch.
Ock:....put him on your own damn couch. I'm leaving. WITH the Tritium.
Harry: You can't leave until you place him where I--
Ock: (spears Harry)
Harry: (dies)
Audience: (applauds)

[Agent Thermal]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v338/o_0Catwoman0_o/spider-man%202/de0b20d9.jpg
MJ: "Peter...listen, I know you're supposed to be Spider-man, but quite frankly, I believe you're just a fake...you see..."

*coughs and voice suddenly transforms*

MJ (continued): "...i just think that you shouldb e called man-spider because you aren't onehundred percent like the comics, and the comics are perfect in every conceevable way, unlike this movie which fro some stuipd reason insists on using organic webshoters insted of acttual canisters which makes way more since for a man who gets powers from a radioactvie spider and..." (continues rambling on)

Peter: "MJ? YOU'RE bakerboy!?"

[The Navigator]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v338/o_0Catwoman0_o/spider-man%202/de0b20d9.jpg
MJ: "Peter...listen, I know you're supposed to be Spider-man, but quite frankly, I believe you're just a fake...you see..."

*coughs and voice suddenly transforms*

MJ (continued): "...i just think that you shouldb e called man-spider because you aren't onehundred percent like the comics, and the comics are perfect in every conceevable way, unlike this movie which fro some stuipd reason insists on using organic webshoters insted of acttual canisters which makes way more since for a man who gets powers from a radioactvie spider and..." (continues rambling on)

Peter: "MJ? YOU'RE bakerboy!?"

HILarious. :D

[Agent Thermal]

HILarious. :D

Thanks - with that look on her face, I couldn't help myself...:D:p

[Spideyluver21]

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-2/large/spider-man-2-70.jpg

Spider-Man does his "Hunchback of Notre Dame" impersination(sp)

BTW-nice one Agent_Thermal :D

[The Navigator]

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-2/large/spider-man-2-70.jpg

They're signing Kirsten up for ANOTHER one?
*hurls*

[Spideyluver21]

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-2/large/spider-man-2-64.jpg

CANNONBALL!

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_peter.jpg

Peter: Um, hi, I have this friend that tried to do a cannonball while um, swinging on a-

Operator: Mr. Parker, I'll send an ambulance.

Peter: Thanks.


http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-2/large/spider-man-2-70.jpg

Peter: You know what they say, "Thirtieth time's a charm!"

[Agent Thermal]

(Thanks Spideyluver21!:D I greatly appreciate all compliments!)

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-2/large/spider-man-2-70.jpg
"CGI......too.......strong...can't....focus......ca n't...GET in focus..."

[The Navigator]

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-2/large/spider-man-2-64.jpg

Notre Dame? I thought I was in New York....eh.

[The Navigator]

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-2/large/spider-man-2-70.jpg

Marty: His head's gone. It's like it's been erased.
Doc: Erased...from existence...

[Agent Thermal]

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-2/large/spider-man-2-64.jpg

Notre Dame? I thought I was in New York....eh.
(Ha ha...you read my mind with the Europe/New York similarities...:D:up: )

[The Navigator]

(Ha ha...you read my mind with the Europe/New York similarities...:D:up: )

It just looks REALLY weird in the context of NYC...eh. :D

[Agent Thermal]

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-2/large/spider-man-2-64.jpg
Little did Peter know that he swung above the very church where Uncle Ben's secret, undocumented funeral was held...the funeral Peter never went to or knew about.

[Spideyluver21]

Lol :D ^^

[The Navigator]

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-2/large/spider-man-2-64.jpg
Little did Peter know that he swung above the very church where Uncle Ben's secret, undocumented funeral was held...the funeral Peter never went to or knew about.

I don't know why, but this made me laugh....although I am confused as to what you meant there.

[Agent Thermal]

I don't know why, but this made me laugh....although I am confused as to what you meant there.

Same here, about the "don't know why, but it made me laugh.":D AND I'M THE ONE THAT MADE IT! I guess the point I'm trying to make is that there never WAS a funeral for Uncle Ben mentioned or documented in the movies...it's like once he died, that was it.:rolleyes: ;) And the fact that Peter never WENT TO or EVEN KNEW ABOUT his own beloved uncle's funeral is, for some morbid, strange and inexplicable reason, funny.:D

[The Navigator]

Same here, about the "don't know why, but it made me laugh.":D AND I'M THE ONE THAT MADE IT! I guess the point I'm trying to make is that there never WAS a funeral for Uncle Benmentioned or documented in the movies...it's like once he died, that was it.:rolleyes: ;)

Ah, yes....maybe they'll show that in SM3.

[Agent Thermal]

Sorry...edited it AFTER you quoted me...you guys are quick...:D

[The Navigator]

http://spiderman.ugo.com/pictures/showPicture.php?l=/images/movies/&n=Spider-Man%202&i=66&t=80&c=Movies&sc=Spider-Man%202&p=Pictures

BWAHAHAHA!! You puny people stand no chacne against the STAY-PUFT SPIDER-MAN!!

[Agent Thermal]

http://www.pcgamemods.com/images/sm2dvdws/2.jpg
The censors needed to make it PG-13 SOMEHOW.

[The Navigator]

http://www.pcgamemods.com/images/sm2dvdws/4.jpg

NO KISSING KIRSTEN!!

[The Navigator]

http://www.pcgamemods.com/images/sm2dvdws/3.jpg
Tobey panics as the black lines draw closer and closer, just like in Qix...

[InsomniacFreak]

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies/spider-man-2/large/spider-man-2-69.jpg

Spider-Man, compensating for the arm he lost in the war, built a webshooter into his forehead to streamline the process. His chiropractic bills are the highest they've been in years.

Thought I'd help you out here Rabbit since you seem to have problems with your tags :D

[The Navigator]

Thought I'd help you out here Rabbit since you seem to have problems with your [url] tags :D

...vas?

[InsomniacFreak]

geez, what is wrong with that damn link. I keep trying to make up show up cause I want to see it but I'm having trouble too. Sorry. Guess I suck as bad as you at this stuff. :mad:

[The Navigator]

http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/6b515811.jpg

Ock:....damn broken watch.

[The Navigator]

geez, what is wrong with that damn link. I keep trying to make up show up cause I want to see it but I'm having trouble too. Sorry. Guess I suck as bad as you at this stuff. :mad:

Real nice. :mad:

[InsomniacFreak]

hahahaha. just noticed your sig.

[The Navigator]

http://www.geocities.com/ken_yuna2002/sm2/screen01.jpg
Oh, you may THINK you be down with the Ock, but NOBODY be feelin' my rhythms!

[The Navigator]

hahahaha. just noticed your sig.

Which part and how long as it taken you to notice? :)

[Agent Thermal]

No one ever notices mine, so don't feel too bad. :p

[InsomniacFreak]

the one dissing me of course and HA, I fixed your damn link. Of course it was my own idiocracy using url tags instead of img tags.

[The Navigator]

Thankee-sai. *bows*

[The Navigator]

http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/ed15cab8.jpg
Harry:....A camera tripod. Millions of dollars for a camera tripod.
Peter: You got punk'd, Harry.

[InsomniacFreak]

http://www.pcgamemods.com/images/sm2dvdws/2.jpg
The censors needed to make it PG-13 SOMEHOW.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Now THIS is very good indeed. Captionator says :cool:

[The Navigator]

http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/4ec83688.jpg

(singing) Here comes the sun, doo de doo doo....here comes the sun, and I say....it's all right...

[InsomniacFreak]

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-2/large/spider-man-2-66.jpg

BWAHAHAHA!! You puny people stand no chacne against the STAY-PUFT SPIDER-MAN!!

People never stand a "chacne" against anything you try to spell :)

OK. I'm gonna PM you how to do this image stuff. You're starting to annoy me having to fix all your stuff so I can see it in the thread.:)

[The Navigator]

http://www.fanartists.com/gallery/data/605/34connors.jpg

Connors: Archaeology is the search for fact....not truth. If you want truth Dr. Tyrese's philosophy class is right down the hall.
Peter:....that's not from this movie. And this isn't archaeology!
Connors: Oh sorry, Mr. Multi-million-dollar-contract. Excuse me for trying to add some face time.......and what's that writing on your eyelids?
Peter: Nothing. Uh....nothing.

[The Navigator]

People never stand a "chacne" against anything you try to spell :)
You're getting on my nerves.

:D

[InsomniacFreak]

You're getting on my nerves.

:D

moi? surely not.

[Spideyluver21]

http://www.fanartists.com/gallery/data/605/34connors.jpg

Connors: Archaeology is the search for fact....not truth. If you want truth Dr. Tyrese's philosophy class is right down the hall.
Peter:....that's not from this movie. And this isn't archaeology!
Connors: Oh sorry, Mr. Multi-million-dollar-contract. Excuse me for trying to add some face time.......and what's that writing on your eyelids?
Peter: Nothing. Uh....nothing.

Lol that was GREAT! :up: :D

[The Navigator]

Damn skippy.

[InsomniacFreak]

http://www.fanartists.com/gallery/data/605/34connors.jpg

Connors: Archaeology is the search for fact....not truth. If you want truth Dr. Tyrese's philosophy class is right down the hall.
Peter:....that's not from this movie. And this isn't archaeology!
Connors: Oh sorry, Mr. Multi-million-dollar-contract. Excuse me for trying to add some face time.......and what's that writing on your eyelids?
Peter: Nothing. Uh....nothing.


X never, ever marks the spot baby! Except for this one time.

Shulkie likes this one.

[The Navigator]

Hehehe...thought you might. ;)

[The Navigator]

http://a4.cpimg.com/image/42/5C/32992834-56f9-01E000D0-.jpg

Boy: I see dead people....there's one over there packing a box...
Peter: Kid, it wasn't funny two months ago, and it ain't funny now.

[The Navigator]

http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v87/spiderfan4eva/evil.jpg

MJ: It's so hard not knowing the future of film-making....I mean, I might not be coming back for the sequel.
OCK: (mimicking) I might not be coming back for the seuqel! Boo-hoo! My character didn't get electroctuted twice and presumed dead and life's SO HARD!! (serious) Now get off my set.

[Spideyluver21]

Hey-in the pic posted by RabbitSamurai is that Uncle Ben's car in the garage?

[Agent Thermal]

http://www.fanartists.com/gallery/data/605/34connors.jpg
"YOU stuck the chalk in the other side pocket, DIDN'T YOU!?":mad:

[Agent Thermal]

http://a4.cpimg.com/image/42/5C/32992834-56f9-01E000D0-.jpg
Kid: "So...does the old lady come WITH the car?

[InsomniacFreak]

Oh My Gosh People. You Guys Are Just Dead Spot On Tonight, All Of Yas. Well Done. I'm Laughing So Hard I Can't Breathe.

[Spideyluver21]

http://www.fanartists.com/gallery/data/605/34connors.jpg

Dr. Connors: Ok, guess what hand my pen is in?

Student: Left?

Dr. Connors: NO! You're wrong!

Student: But-

Dr. Connors: Don't EVEN go there.


*Sorry if this has been done already-I couldn't remember*

[The Navigator]

http://a4.cpimg.com/image/42/5C/32992834-56f9-01E000D0-.jpg
Kid: "So...does the old lady come WITH the car?
"Very easily."

:D

[The Navigator]

http://www.fanartists.com/gallery/data/605/34connors.jpg

Dr. Connors: Ok, guess what hand my pen is in?

Student: Left?

Dr. Connors: NO! You're wrong!

Student: But-

Dr. Connors: Don't EVEN go there.

:D:up:

That's hilarious.

[InsomniacFreak]

Hey-in the pic posted by RabbitSamurai is that Uncle Ben's car in the garage?

Yes SL21. Tis the car.

[Spideyluver21]

That 'tis what I thought. :D

[Spideyluver21]

:D:up:

That's hilarious.
:oo I got a "That's hilarious!"

Yay! :D ;)

[The Navigator]

http://www.joblo.com/newsimages1/news-spidey2-44.jpg

My God...it's full of stars.

(All you Kubrick fans will get that one)

[The Navigator]

http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/1a7ba82c.jpg
Spider-Man, what are you DOING?!
http://sfstory.free.fr/images/Spiderman/trailer092.jpg
...You act like I'm going to save you.

[Spideyluver21]

RabbitSamurai is on a roll tonight, huh? :D

[The Navigator]

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/spider-man/23.jpg
Who are YOU?

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/spider-man/27.jpg
I'm you BEFORE we got the idea for 3-D webbing.

[Spideyluver21]

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_filming.jpg
Peter: I feel like I'm forgetting something...


http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/1a7ba82c.jpg

MJ: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!(she always screams, what else is new?)


http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-2/large/spider-man-2-66.jpg

Peter: Oh well, no harm, no foul. Probably just left the oven on.

[The Navigator]

http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/4ec83688.jpg
Oh, my God....the reactor's going to expl--
http://i2r.rusfund.ru/static/544/imgs/quests/sm4.jpg
Ah, yes, watching the sunbathers next door was much better than going to some crappy science meeting at Harry's. What was that boom sound?

[The Navigator]

http://www.ukhotmovies.com/features/spiderman/spidermanfilm4big.jpg
Go back to the Jackson five, you sicko.

(Yeah, I'm using SM1 pics. So what?)

[The Navigator]

http://www.filmhobbit.com/moviereviews/images/spiderman2/gallery/15.jpg
...And I just waxed it the other day. Figures.

[Spideyluver21]

Wow, this tread was busy tonight! I had a LOT of laughs, but alas, I have to go. I have school tomorrow. :(

Good job guys! Keep it up! :D

[The Navigator]

http://www.filmhobbit.com/moviereviews/images/spiderman2/gallery/9.jpg
Come on, up, damn you, up!! *sigh* Harry, could you pass me that bottle of viagra?

[The Navigator]

See yas, SL.

[The Navigator]

http://www.nitrocomics.com/spideybustx.jpg
This is why super-powered people don't have orgies.

[The Navigator]

http://newsfeed.tcm.ie/images/people/spidermanAP.jpg
Spider-Man: What the--?! Tobey's gettin' the credits for all the stunts I did? That little weasel...

[The Navigator]

http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/2002/gba/spiderman/spiderman_screen001.jpg
The new "director's cut" of Spider-Man 2 DVD, complete with better graphics and closed captioning for the hearing impaired.

[InsomniacFreak]

http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/2002/gba/spiderman/spiderman_screen001.jpg
The new "director's cut" of Spider-Man 2 DVD, complete with better graphics and closed captioning for the hearing impaired.

Voice of Bruce Campbell chimes in. "That's the best ya got kid. Oh that sucks!"

(to the graphics of course, not the post).

[InsomniacFreak]

http://www.nitrocomics.com/spideybustx.jpg
This is why super-powered people don't have orgies.

:down: sick man. Oh no. You're downsliding son. The gutter is no place for a wholesome virginal white rabbit such as yourself to be.

[The Navigator]

SURE it isn't. ;)

Point taken, however.

[Zev]

http://www.geocities.com/ken_yuna2002/sm2/screen01.jpg

"Hey, Spider-Man."

http://sfstory.free.fr/images/Spiderman/trailer092.jpg

"Yeah?"

http://www.geocities.com/ken_yuna2002/sm2/screen01.jpg

"You know your Aunt May?"

http://sfstory.free.fr/images/Spiderman/trailer092.jpg

"Yeah?"

http://www.geocities.com/ken_yuna2002/sm2/screen01.jpg

"I totally hit it."

http://sfstory.free.fr/images/Spiderman/trailer092.jpg

"You asshat!"

Spider-Man 3: Sins Past

[The Squirrel]

http://i2r.rusfund.ru/static/544/imgs/quests/sm4.jpg

what is this image from?

[Spidergurl4302]

http://i2r.rusfund.ru/static/544/imgs/quests/sm4.jpg

what is this image from?its from the very beginning of the first spider-man game :)

[Agent Thermal]

http://i2r.rusfund.ru/static/544/imgs/quests/sm4.jpg
"All my life............things have happened........things that...sometimes, just make me think...'In the end, when all is said and done...is life just some giant, worthless, cosmic game?'"

[The Navigator]

http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v87/spiderfan4eva/ockgrippete.jpg

Parker....did you go vote today?

Didn't think so.

[Spideyluver21]

http://newsfeed.tcm.ie/images/people/spidermanAP.jpg

Tobey: The movie was LOADS of fun to shoot and-

Interviewer: Um, Tobey, who is in the Spidey suit behind you?

Tobey: Oh, that's my stunt double. He was seen in this shot:

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-2/large/spider-man-2-66.jpg

Reporter: Isn't he a little big...?

Tobey: Huh? No way. He resembles me before I worked out for the movie.

Reporter: Oh. So...who are you wearing?

[Spideyluver21]

http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/2002/gba/spiderman/spiderman_screen001.jpg
The new "director's cut" of Spider-Man 2 DVD, complete with better graphics and closed captioning for the hearing impaired.

I LOVE this one! It's great! :up: :D

[The Navigator]

Thankee-sai. *bows*

[Spideyluver21]

http://newsfeed.tcm.ie/images/people/spidermanAP.jpg

(continues from my last caption thing)

Reporter: So, what was your favorite part of the movie?

Tobey: The money*cough* I mean, the graphics, they were incredible. I mean, look at this shot!

http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/2002/gba/spiderman/spiderman_screen001.jpg

Reporter: Wow, that's-

Tobey: AMAZING! I know! I came up with the subtitle idea. *smiles proudly*

Reporter: Okay then, Tobey. It was nice talking to you. Now where's that cake girl?

BTW-Yeah, I "borrowed" RabbitSamurai's graphics caption. At least I changed the words around. ;)

[The Navigator]

I laughed out loud in spite of the rampant THEFT. :mad:

;)

Nah, just kidding. But I did laugh.

[Spideyluver21]

Thanks!

Hey, at least I admitted it and mentioned it under the caption. Actually, that doesn't help any, but bear with me. ;)

[InsomniacFreak]

hahahaha. just noticed your sig.


Which part and how long as it taken you to notice? :)

Well gee that would be from the time you posted it until the time I noticed it. That's "as" long as it's taken bloke. How long has it been there? I only just noticed at exactly Yesterday at 8:35 pm.

[The Navigator]

Well gee that would be from the time you posted it until the time I noticed it. That's "as" long as it's taken bloke. How long has it been there? I only just noticed at exactly Yesterday at 8:35 pm.

But which PART of the siggy?

[InsomniacFreak]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v338/o_0Catwoman0_o/spider-man%202/de0b20d9.jpg
MJ: "Peter...listen, I know you're supposed to be Spider-man, but quite frankly, I believe you're just a fake...you see..."

*coughs and voice suddenly transforms*

MJ (continued): "...i just think that you shouldb e called man-spider because you aren't onehundred percent like the comics, and the comics are perfect in every conceevable way, unlike this movie which fro some stuipd reason insists on using organic webshoters insted of acttual canisters which makes way more since for a man who gets powers from a radioactvie spider and..." (continues rambling on)

Peter: "MJ? YOU'RE bakerboy!?"


:up: :up: :up: :) :) :) That enough smilies for ya?

[InsomniacFreak]

But which PART of the siggy?

The custom user title is what I meant. You know the one where you're dissing me? She-Hulk=teh funny.

Oh that's very good. I gotta think of a sweet little one about you too.

[The Navigator]

The custom user title is what I meant. You know the one where you're dissing me? She-Hulk=teh funny.

Oh that's very good. I gotta think of a sweet little one about you too.

I was referring to the CHARACTER She-Hulk, not you. Did you get my PM?

[Spideyluver21]

http://newsfeed.tcm.ie/images/people/spidermanAP.jpg
BTW-This is another interview

Reporter: So, what's it like to work with Kirsten Dunst?

Tobey: Oh, it's fantastic!

Tobey and Kirsten on the set...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v338/o_0Catwoman0_o/spider-man%202/de0b20d9.jpg

Tobey: You suck. And your hair color is horrible.

Kirsten: It takes one to know one!

Tobey: Yeah, right. At least I don't give major spoilers in my interviews!

Kirsten: Yeah? Well at least I don't make them pay me tons of money!

Tobey: Yes you do!

Kirsten: That's not the point.

[The Navigator]

http://newsfeed.tcm.ie/images/people/spidermanAP.jpg
BTW-This is another interview

Reporter: So, what's it like to work with Kirsten Dunst?

Tobey: Oh, it's fantastic!

Tobey and Kirsten on the set...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v338/o_0Catwoman0_o/spider-man%202/de0b20d9.jpg

Tobey: You suck. And your hair color is horrible.

Kirsten: It takes one to know one!

Tobey: Yeah, right. At least I don't give major spoilers in my interviews!

Kirsten: Yeah? Well at least I don't make them pay me tons of money!

Tobey: Yes you do!

Kirsten: That's not the point.

L.O.L.
Rabbit likes this one. :up:

[InsomniacFreak]

http://newsfeed.tcm.ie/images/people/spidermanAP.jpg
BTW-This is another interview

Reporter: So, what's it like to work with Kirsten Dunst?

Tobey: Oh, it's fantastic!

Tobey and Kirsten on the set...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v338/o_0Catwoman0_o/spider-man%202/de0b20d9.jpg

Tobey: You suck. And your hair color is horrible.

Kirsten: It takes one to know one!

Tobey: Yeah, right. At least I don't give major spoilers in my interviews!

Kirsten: Yeah? Well at least I don't make them pay me tons of money!

Tobey: Yes you do!

Kirsten: That's not the point.


HEE HEE. This is great! Well done.

[Spideyluver21]

L.O.L.
Rabbit likes this one. http://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/smilies/icon14.gif
http://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.gif Thanks

[Spideyluver21]

HEE HEE. This is great! Well done.

Why thank you! :D

[scotty88]

http://newsfeed.tcm.ie/images/people/spidermanAP.jpg
BTW-This is another interview

Reporter: So, what's it like to work with Kirsten Dunst?

Tobey: Oh, it's fantastic!

Tobey and Kirsten on the set...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v338/o_0Catwoman0_o/spider-man%202/de0b20d9.jpg

Tobey: You suck. And your hair color is horrible.

Kirsten: It takes one to know one!

Tobey: Yeah, right. At least I don't give major spoilers in my interviews!

Kirsten: Yeah? Well at least I don't make them pay me tons of money!

Tobey: Yes you do!

Kirsten: That's not the point.



Cont'd . . . .

Tobey: you know what?! i'd wish they kill you off in this next one, and
get Gwen Stacy in the movies! that's what Sam and I were talking about
at dinner, last night. He told me he's sick and tired of your spoiling and
whinning. I think we'd be doing the guys at SHH, a favor by kicking your
anus out the door, so you can make "bring it on 2 " or something.

Kirsten: what in the h ll is SHH?

Tobey: if you don't know . . . im not gonna tell you.

Sam ( o.c. ): guys! we're gonna have to do this scene again . . .
Kirsten, can you give me more intensity, im not feeling your
preformance . . .

Kirsten: awww, shove it up your-

BOOM! A SPOLIGHT FALLS ON KIRSTEN's HEAD, THE ENTIRE CAST
AND CREW GIVE A SIGH OF RELIEF.

Sam: oh, well . . . let's post a poll on SHH, and get a new MJ.
( then )
scratch that, lets go with Gwen.

Tobey: YES!

[Spideyluver21]

http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v87/spiderfan4eva/ockgrippete.jpg

Doc Ock: The power of the sun, in the palm of my...tentacle!

Peter: No, I have money. The power of MONEY in the palm of my "tentacle". Get it right, you idiot.

[Spideyluver21]

Nice scotty88. :D

[InsomniacFreak]

I was referring to the CHARACTER She-Hulk, not you.

Uh huh. Y e a h..... R i g h t. I notice you refer to "everyone" on these boards as Shulkie. NOT!

[The Navigator]

http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v87/spiderfan4eva/ockgrippete.jpg

Doc Ock: The power of the sun, in the palm of my...tentacle!

Peter: No, I have money. The power of MONEY in the palm of my "tentacle". Get it right, you idiot.

You're making me laugh too much. That's not good for an Irish Rabbit.
:D:up:

[The Navigator]

Uh huh. Y e a h..... R i g h t. I notice you refer to "everyone" on these boards as Shulkie. NOT!

:rolleyes:

[Spideyluver21]

http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v87/spiderfan4eva/ockgrippete.jpg

Doc Ock: ...because you never know when some lunatic is going to come along with a sadistic choice...

Peter: Um, Doc Ock?

Doc Ock: What?

Peter: Wrong villian.

Doc Ock: What?! Crap.

Raimi: CUT! Jeez, Molina, how many times do I have to tell you? YOU ARE DOC OCK!

[Spideyluver21]

You're making me laugh too much. That's not good for an Irish Rabbit.
:D:up:
LOL :D

[The Navigator]

http://www.fanartists.com/gallery/data/605/34connors.jpg

Conners: An excellent point, Mr. Lee. How DOES Spider-Man stick to walls? Or, for that matter, how does Alfred Molina control his metal tentacles? And where's the spinneret located in organic webshooters? And how does Tobey NOT recognize Bruce Campbell? And--
Raimi: You're breaking the fourth wall again....I told you, the next time you did this it was back to the cellar.
Conners: No, please! Give me one more chance!
Raimi: Sorry....Henrietta's your new roommate.

(Evil Dead fans will ge that one)

[scotty88]

Nice scotty88. :D



thanks.

[Spideyluver21]

http://www.fanartists.com/gallery/data/605/34connors.jpg
Dr. Connors: Okay, that's it, get up here Mr. I Like To Make Fun Of People With One Arm.

Student: But I didn't say anything-

Dr. Connors: *mimicking* I didn't say anything, blah blah blah. And I have two arms.

Student: But-

Dr. Connors: You're thinking it. I can see it in your eyes.

Student: *mimicking* I don't have a right arm, boo-hoo!

Dr. Connors: Excuse me?

Student: I didn't say anything.

[The Navigator]

Own3d!! ^^^^

:d

[Spideyluver21]

*Bows* Thank you! Thank you! ;)

[InsomniacFreak]

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-2/large/spider-man-2-70.jpg

Tobey has trouble with the jock strap.....again.

[Spideyluver21]

Lol ^^ :d

[InsomniacFreak]

http://newsfeed.tcm.ie/images/people/spidermanAP.jpg

And for his next trick, the Amazing Tobey Maguire will balance BOTH Spidey and Hulk on his head simultaneously.

[Spideyluver21]

LOL

BTW-Nice User title, InsomniacFreak. ;)

[The Navigator]

Captionator...you're not making me spew my drink in hilarity. :mad: ;)

I kid. These are great. :up:

[The Navigator]

I just noticed the custom title. :rolleyes:

[InsomniacFreak]

http://www.pcgamemods.com/images/sm2dvdws/1.jpg

MJ: *sigh* that's it, Peter needs a JOB so he can buy a CAR. All
this traveling by webs (or worse yet, by moped) has just been hell
on my hair, not to mention my career.

[The Navigator]

Hehehe...that one's funny. :D

[InsomniacFreak]

I just noticed the custom title. :rolleyes:


hee hee. You can take that to mean anything you want. It has a double meaning if you try hard enough to find it. I'm all about allegories these days ;)

[The Navigator]

hee hee. You can take that to mean anything you want. It has a double meaning if you try hard enough to find it. I'm all about allegories these days ;)

I'm not sure I want to know what the double-meaning is......:eek:

[The Navigator]

http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v87/spiderfan4eva/ockgrippete.jpg

What did you mean when you said, "Why don't you write a book about comeback jokes, nerd!" And then that loud "DELETED!!"

-Nothing, I swear....

[Spideyluver21]

http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v87/spiderfan4eva/ockgrippete.jpg
Doc Ock: Ahhh, Peter Parker. And the girlfriend.

Peter: What do you want?

Doc Ock: I want to know where you got those glasses.

Peter: What?

Doc Ock: Just answer the question! WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE GLASSES?!

Peter: At LensCrafters. Why?

Doc Ock: Do they come with sunglasses that clip on to them?

Peter: I don't think so...

Doc Ock: Damn. Now tell me, where is Spider-Man?!

[Spideyluver21]

http://www.filmhobbit.com/moviereviews/images/spiderman2/gallery/15.jpg
MJ: I hope they had that insurance.

Peter: What insurance?

Duck: AFLAC!

MJ: You know...that insurance?

Peter: What insurance?

Duck: AFLAC!!

MJ: It's that insurance!

Peter: Which one?!

Duck: AFLA- *gets smashed by Doc Ock's tentacle*

Doc Ock: That duck was really getting on my nerves.

[Spideyluver21]

http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/1a7ba82c.jpg

BTW-This is after the fight Tobey and Kirsten had...

Kirsten: TOBEY! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO STOP ME FROM GOING INTO the f i r e...

http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v63/Kypade/spidermanhands.jpg


Tobey: I did it. I finally did it. I got rid of Kirsten Whatever-Her-Name-Is. You know what that means...

MORE MONEY! *cough*

I mean, I'm gonna miss...

http://newsfeed.tcm.ie/images/people/spidermanAP.jpg


...Her SO much. She was a fantastic MJ.

Reporter: Um, thanks for the interview, Tobey. We'll all miss Miss Dunst.

Tobey: *mutters* Yeah, right. Now we can have someone with a good hair color.

[ock220]

http://www.filmhobbit.com/moviereviews/images/spiderman2/gallery/15.jpg
MJ: I hope they had that insurance.

Peter: What insurance?

Duck: AFLAC!

MJ: You know...that insurance?

Peter: What insurance?

Duck: AFLAC!!

MJ: It's that insurance!

Peter: Which one?!

Duck: AFLA- *gets smashed by Doc Ock's tentacle*

Doc Ock: That duck was really getting on my nerves.

That was f'n funny that was just great. :D :)

[The Navigator]

http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/1a7ba82c.jpg

BTW-This is after the fight Tobey and Kirsten had...

Kirsten: TOBEY! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO STOP ME FROM GOING INTO the f i r e...

http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v63/Kypade/spidermanhands.jpg


Tobey: I did it. I finally did it. I got rid of Kirsten Whatever-Her-Name-Is. You know what that means...

MORE MONEY! *cough*

I mean, I'm gonna miss...

http://newsfeed.tcm.ie/images/people/spidermanAP.jpg


...Her SO much. She was a fantastic MJ.

Reporter: Um, thanks for the interview, Tobey. We'll all miss Miss Dunst.

Tobey: *mutters* Yeah, right. Now we can have someone with a good hair color.

:D:up:

[Spideyluver21]

Thanks for the compliments, ock220 and RabbitSamurai! :D

[Agent Thermal]

AFLAC one's great, Spideyluver21!!!:D:up:

[Spideyluver21]

*bows* Thank you, Agent_Thermal. :D ;)

[The Navigator]

Yeah, so....when are we gonna get some NEW captions?

[Spideyluver21]

I'm working on it. :D

[The Navigator]

You'd better be....:mad: ;)

[Spidergurl4302]

isnt AFLAC insurance for when your sick and cant work? ;)

j/k sp21 great caption! :D

[Spidergurl4302]

^ because that duck annoys me too :D

[The Navigator]

No kidding.

[Spideyluver21]

http://www.pcgamemods.com/images/sm2dvdws/4.jpg
Raimi: And...CUT! Great scene, everyone!

*Five minutes later...*

Raimi: TOBEY! KIRSTEN! Would you STOP KISSING?!

Kirsten: *in a muffled voice* Whea chan't!
We can't!

Tobey: *also in a muffled voice* Iy chan't brefthe!
I can't breathe!

Raimi: WHY NOT?!

Kirsten: Bhecaouse Mhr. Maghuire thobuggt ig't be fuhnmy tho pout glune ogn mfy chawpstfick.
Because Mr. Maguire thought it'd be be funny to put glue on my chapstick.

Tobey: I thobuggt yhwou wefre ghetting kissined biy thaet creephy guoy ohver thebre!
I thought you were getting kissed by that creepy guy over there!

Raimi: My god can't YOU TWO GET ALONG?!

Tobey and Kirsten: NHWO!
NO!

BTW- I know I've been doing a lot of Tobey and Kirsten jokes, but it's a lot of fun. :D

[The Navigator]

http://www.pcgamemods.com/images/sm2dvdws/4.jpg

Maguire (thinks) : Dammit....I keep kissing her chin. This is hard to do upside down...especially since the blood's.....rushing.....to my......h e a d....

[The Navigator]

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-2/large/spider-man-2-70.jpg

Wow, my butt's huge....I'm afraid to look at "li'l Tobey," but, but........

.....

"AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!"

:D