Caption this!!!

[The Navigator]

http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/7c7f9456.jpg
Bernard: Harry, it says that people suffering from severe stress can see subliminal messages that aren't there. What do you think of that?
Harry: That's ridiculous. Now be quiet so I can get back to watching the Power Rangers.....especially that green one...

[Goblin_Glider]

http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/5b7e8717.jpg


Girls Gone Wild!!! $15 for DVD, $10 for Video

[Goblin_Glider]

http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v63/Kypade/spidermanhands.jpg

Damn... I'm so freaking hot!!!

[InsomniacFreak]

SpiderGurl - Captionator says :up: :up: Loved em all.

Like the Girls Gone Wild too GG.

[The Squirrel]

http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/5b7e8717.jpg
this is off topic but a friend of mine wore a dress the other day that looked really similar to the dress in this picture.

[Goblin_Glider]

http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v87/spiderfan4eva/ockgrippete.jpgDo you like it?

[SpiderGurl]

SpiderGurl - Captionator says http://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/smilies/icon14.gif http://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/smilies/icon14.gif Loved em all.

Like the Girls Gone Wild too GG.
Awwww thanks, more to come!

[SpiderGurl]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/peteparker.jpg
"Now Harry....About that hitman you hired.....He 'sort' of missed me, so I killed him and got my own hitman! HA HA HA"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/harry-whoisthat.jpg
"Peter.....It was just a joke, I didn't mean to try and kill you..."

-------10 minutes later----------

http://newsfeed.tcm.ie/images/people/spidermanAP.jpg
"He he he, he will never find my little assassin......He'll never know what hit him...."



http://picture.funnyjunk.com/pics/notcute.jpg
"Harrrryyyyy! Come out and play!!! WEEE!!!!"

[SpiderGurl]

If Harry Osborn were a squirell........


..........................



http://picture.funnyjunk.com/pics/0467.jpg

[SpiderGurl]

http://www.geocities.com/ken_yuna2002/sm2/screen01.jpg
"Woah there, hold on guys! Behold my most well paid and loyal hitman...I call him.....Big Joe.....

...............................


http://media1.funnyjunk.com/pics/chippy.jpg
"Yo Bub, what you lookin' at?"

[The Squirrel]

If Harry Osborn were a squirell........


..........................



http://picture.funnyjunk.com/pics/0467.jpg

that is the best picture EVER!!!!

[Goblin_Glider]

http://www.geocities.com/ken_yuna2002/sm2/screen01.jpg
Tornado!!!

[Alexia Dark]

Finally, some Spider-Man 2 captions with Spider-Man 2 pics. I was getting really tired of the Indiana Jones stuff. Great stuff, Spidergurl. LOL.

[sofiz]

http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v87/spiderfan4eva/ockgrippete.jpg

Peter - "Day by day he looked apon her....Day by day he sighed with passion, day by day-"
Otto - "Don't start.....God no..."
Peter - "Dam, I thought that because it didn't work on MJ, maybe it would work on you....You four armed sweet cheeks..."
Otto - *Eyes widened and mouth gaping open*
Peter - "OK, ok...Sam paid me to say that..."
Otto - "How much...."
Peter - "Three dollars..."
Otto - "Tobey...."
Peter - "Ok...$60000, but it was worth it!"
Otto - "No it wasn't, this is on camera you know!"
Peter- "SAM, GIVE ME THAT FILM!!!!!!!!!!!!"


hahahaha...good one!! :D ;)

[The Navigator]

http://www.mwctoys.com/REVIEW_102704b.htm

OCK: Oh, God! I've been shot! Shot in the shoulder! Somebody--!
(tentacles slip on sunglasses)
OCK: Ah....now I can't see it. Much better.

[Zev]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Fantastic_Four/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/drdoom.jpg

I'm gonna sing the Doom song now! (http://www.siberkat.com/requests/r6-doomsong2.wav)

[The Navigator]

That's.....that's....wow. That's probably exactly how he sounds in the movie.

[SpiderGurl]

Finally, some Spider-Man 2 captions with Spider-Man 2 pics. I was getting really tired of the Indiana Jones stuff. Great stuff, Spidergurl. LOL.


Awwww thanks, more to come!

[Zev]

http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v87/spiderfan4eva/ockgrippete.jpg

Peter: Fact, despite the critical and commercial failure of Daredevil and House of the Dead, Hollywood is allowing Mark Steven Johnson and Uwe Boll, respectively, to make another superhero movie and another video game adaptation.

Ock: Okay, Hollywood is made up of idiots. So what?

Peter: Fact, most of Hollywood is liberal...

Ock: I ain't touchin' it...

[SpiderGurl]

http://picture.funnyjunk.com/pics/the_singles_ad.jpg



............


http://a4.cpimg.com/image/42/5C/32992834-56f9-01E000D0-.jpg
"And that....Little Jimmy, Is how I met MJ.....

[The Navigator]

Hehe....nice one. "Little Jimmy." Hehe.

[ock220]

http://picture.funnyjunk.com/pics/the_singles_ad.jpg



............


http://a4.cpimg.com/image/42/5C/32992834-56f9-01E000D0-.jpg
"And that....Little Jimmy, Is how I met MJ.....

That was soo funny, that would've been great if that's how Peter met MJ. :D :p :cool: :spidey: :up:

[SpiderGurl]

What Norman Osborn should've turned to instead of insanity...



.........





http://media1.funnyjunk.com/pics/inflateable_wife.jpg

[SpiderGurl]

In the morning.....

http://media1.funnyjunk.com/pics/0515.jpg


.....And.....



Later in the day....

http://www.omelete.com.br/imagens/cinema/artigos/homem-aranha/mary_jane.jpg


It's amazing what Palmolive Naturals Day Cream can do for you...
Buy some today.......

[SpiderGurl]

If Harry Osborn were a cat....


...............................


http://picture.funnyjunk.com/pics/0027.jpg

[SpiderGurl]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/TSHOW_DUBBING_TRUMP2.jpg
"Woah Peter, calm down, I found you a well paying job, not as well as mine....But it should do the job...."


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/peteparker.jpg

"Wow thanks Uncle Trump! Where is it....?"




................24 hours later.................





http://picture.funnyjunk.com/pics/stupidjob.jpg
"Grumble Grumble, 'good job' he says, 'well paying' he says....I've learnt my lesson, never trust Uncle Trump...."

[SpiderGurl]

Too bad Peter Parker never rode in one of these babies.....


..........................





http://picture.funnyjunk.com/pics/coolbus.jpg

[InsomniacFreak]

http://picture.funnyjunk.com/pics/stupidjob.jpg

This puppeteer is woefully unequipped for the challenge of maneuvering the super-sized tentacle in this excerpt from " The Making of Spider-man 15, Doc Ock's Giant Clone" (snubbed by fans everywhere with the tag line "The Story Continues On .....Badly")

[InsomniacFreak]

http://picture.funnyjunk.com/pics/0316.jpg

What Peter does with the youngins when duty calls and MJ is not yet home from work.

[SpiderGurl]

http://picture.funnyjunk.com/pics/stupidjob.jpg

This puppeteer is woefully unequipped for the challenge of maneuvering the super-sized tentacle in this excerpt from " The Making of Spider-man 15, Doc Ock's Giant Clone" (snubbed by fans every where with the the tag line "The Story Continues On .....Badly")


LOL that was funny! So was your other one!

[pedro parkero]

http://picture.funnyjunk.com/pics/stupidjob.jpg

This puppeteer is woefully unequipped for the challenge of maneuvering the super-sized tentacle in this excerpt from " The Making of Spider-man 15, Doc Ock's Giant Clone" (snubbed by fans everywhere with the tag line "The Story Continues On .....Badly")


You know darn well what this REALLY is ---







THE 5TH TENTACLE

[pedro parkero]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v102/Suits/Doc%20Ock%20Site/spiderman2_502.jpg

What lead to Peter Parker's webbing impotency is his no-protein diet...

[Andrew]

http://img130.exs.cx/img130/3724/crazy3.jpg

I ate his liver with some fava beans and a bottle of cianti.

[Agent Thermal]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/peteparker.jpg
This is not a caption, but an observation - anyone else think that his eyes are looking in two seperate directions? As if he has cast-eye? The eye to OUR left seems to be straight ahead, slightly down - and his eye to OUR right seems to be looking off to the side a tad...it may just be an optical illusion, or me, but I thought I'd point it out for no significant reason.:cool:

[Zev]

http://img130.exs.cx/img130/3724/crazy3.jpg

"Quaid! Activate the reactor... free Mars!"

[The Joker]

http://img130.exs.cx/img130/3724/crazy3.jpg

"Quaid! Activate the reactor... free Mars!"

LMFAO! :D

[InsomniacFreak]

http://img130.exs.cx/img130/3724/crazy3.jpg

I ate his liver with some fava beans and a bottle of cianti.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Well done. Oh, I'm still laughing even as I type this.

Hannibal Lector as a Spidey villain. Now that would be something.

[OckGal]

Spidey would be no match for Lecter.

[OckGal]

http://picture.funnyjunk.com/pics/stupidjob.jpg

This puppeteer is woefully unequipped for the challenge of maneuvering the super-sized tentacle in this excerpt from " The Making of Spider-man 15, Doc Ock's Giant Clone" (snubbed by fans everywhere with the tag line "The Story Continues On .....Badly")

OMG, that totally looks like a huge tentacle, lmao!

[Zev]

http://img130.exs.cx/img130/3724/crazy3.jpg

"Forget poetry, Peter. First, you get the drugs. Then, you get the money. Then, you get Mary-Jane."

"Wait, wouldn't that fall under the 'getting drugs' phase?"

"...shut up."

[OckGal]

I'd never name my kid that. Poor girl, lol!

[The Joker]

http://img130.exs.cx/img130/3724/crazy3.jpg

"If you want to get a woman to fall in love with you.Feed her drugs.Rosie was such a pot head"

[Zev]

http://img130.exs.cx/img130/3724/crazy3.jpg

"Wanna mind-wrestle?"

[Zev]

http://img130.exs.cx/img130/3724/crazy3.jpg

"Peter, I'm pregnant... you're the father!"

[SpiderGurl]

http://picture.funnyjunk.com/pics/dangerous_dog.jpg
Norman Osborne ran out of the formula, and hitmans, so he hired this dude instead...

[SpiderGurl]

http://picture.funnyjunk.com/pics/maze.jpg
What happens when you feed rodents 'super soldier' formula...

[SpideyLad]

I'm gonna sing the Doom song now! (http://www.siberkat.com/requests/r6-doomsong2.wav)
Very strange yet scary song

[ock220]

http://picture.funnyjunk.com/pics/dangerous_dog.jpg
Norman Osborne ran out of the formula, and hitmans, so he hired this dude instead...

Looks like Norman didn't have enough money to hire a hitman. :D That's funny. :up:

[ock220]

I'm gonna sing the Doom song now! (http://www.siberkat.com/requests/r6-doomsong2.wav)

wtf? :confused: :D

[The Navigator]

http://img130.exs.cx/img130/3724/crazy3.jpg


"Listen, I don't have time to pander to you. You want someone to give you wise-ass comments, go talk to that ticket guy over there..."

[Zev]

http://img130.exs.cx/img130/3724/crazy3.jpg

"This isn't about sex, Peter, it's about TRUST!"

[InsomniacFreak]

http://img130.exs.cx/img130/3724/crazy3.jpg

What's the matter with you? Is this what you've become, some Hollywood finnochio that cries like a woman?

[Zev]

http://img130.exs.cx/img130/3724/crazy3.jpg

"And that's the first time I sucked a dich for cash."

[thwip123]

http://members.cox.net/jasonbcrawley/crazy3.jpg

Oh pardon me i just floated an air biscuit!!!

[thwip123]

http://members.cox.net/jasonbcrawley/crazy3.jpg

OMG!!! i squeezed that one too hard ...i can feel the turtles head!!!

sorry for the toilet humour ;) :rolleyes:

[SpiderGurl]

http://img130.exs.cx/img130/3724/crazy3.jpg
((In italian accent))
"Anda he stola ma pizza, I was nota impressed, so I used ma phone to calla tha mafia, and theya shota ma bastard dead...."

[Saph]

http://img130.exs.cx/img130/3724/crazy3.jpg

Due to many Caption This! comments on Molina doing drugs while filming SM2, Molina says in the interview: ''Just because I look stoned, doesn't mean I am. Just ask Jesus over there.''

[Zev]

http://img130.exs.cx/img130/3724/crazy3.jpg

"Okay, Mel, here's my idea. The Passion of the Christ 2: Doc Ock Attacks. I've got this idea for a killer action sequence where the Christ has to beat Ock by turning water into... Mel, where are you going?"

[Andrew]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v115/SilverSehkmet/snakecharmer.jpg

Alfred: Now, listen up sonny! I have had it up to here with you trying to get away from me, and if you do it again, then I'll never let you pummel spider-man again!

[THWIP*]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v115/SilverSehkmet/snakecharmer.jpg

AL MOLINA, A.K.A 'THE DRAGON', SHOWS OFF HIS MARTIAL ARTS SKILLS BY SEVERING THE HEAD OF THE ALIEN TERMINATOR, WITH A SINGLE BLOW. :eek:

[Zev]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v115/SilverSehkmet/snakecharmer.jpg

"Tentacles... you're fired!"

I can't believe I was the first one to make that joke.

[The Navigator]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v115/SilverSehkmet/snakecharmer.jpg

"No, no.....we do a little off the top, THEN sideburns, THEN the shave. And all for two bits."

[Zev]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v115/SilverSehkmet/snakecharmer.jpg

Alfred Molina's Pygmalion and xenophile fetishes collided horrifyingly when he discovered... THE FIFTH TENTACLE!

[The Navigator]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v115/SilverSehkmet/clipsone.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v115/SilverSehkmet/clipstwo.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v115/SilverSehkmet/clipsthree.jpg
New picture fodder for you all--thanks to Silver S for providing it.

[American_Hobo]

http://members.cox.net/jasonbcrawley/crazy3.jpg

You look so hot....

[The Navigator]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v115/SilverSehkmet/snakecharmer.jpg

Doc: HA! You have to be THIS tall to be a cybernetic construct....and you're just a shade too short, my friend.
Harness: Actually, I'm a "shade" too tall, you fat slob.
Doc: Smart-mouth me and it's death by garbage disposal.

[The Joker]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v115/SilverSehkmet/snakecharmer.jpg

AL MOLINA, A.K.A 'THE DRAGON', SHOWS OFF HIS MARTIAL ARTS SKILLS BY SEVERING THE HEAD OF THE ALIEN TERMINATOR, WITH A SINGLE BLOW. :eek:

LMFAO! :D

[The Navigator]

Oh sure....laugh at HIS stuff. :mad: ;)

[The Navigator]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v102/Suits/Doc%20Ock%20Site/spiderman2_502.jpg

Unfortunately, only Mr. Maguire was amused by his ability to projectile vomit into a napkin.

[Agent Thermal]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v102/Suits/Doc%20Ock%20Site/spiderman2_502.jpg
Unfortunately, only Mr. Maguire was amused by his ability to projectile vomit into a napkin.

Disgusting, yet funny.:D

[Zev]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v115/SilverSehkmet/clipsone.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v115/SilverSehkmet/clipstwo.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v115/SilverSehkmet/clipsthree.jpg
New picture fodder for you all--thanks to Silver S for providing it.

Bringin' em onto the new page.

[Zev]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v115/SilverSehkmet/clipsthree.jpg

Doctor Octopus was very pleased when he finally taught his tentacles how to ejaculate.

EDIT: Wait, what is this? They're all stuck together! That makes them useless!

[THWIP*]

HEY, C'MON 'ZEV', WE HAVE SOME NEW PICS TO BE CREATIVE WITH; WE DON'T NEED THAT SAME IMMATURE CRAP IN HERE. :o

[American_Hobo]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v115/SilverSehkmet/clipsthree.jpg

Doctor Octopus was very pleased when he finally taught his tentacles how to ejaculate.

EDIT: Wait, what is this? They're all stuck together! That makes them useless!

lol..

[The Navigator]

So save 'em, and then cut 'em up separately in photoshop. Geez, people....little creativity here.

[American_Hobo]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v102/Suits/Doc%20Ock%20Site/spiderman2_502.jpg

Yuck!!! This taste bad!!!

[OckGal]

http://pictures.greatestjournal.com/userimg/2618725/357456

"NOW I remember why I don't eat blueberries! I'm allergic!"

[American_Hobo]

http://pictures.greatestjournal.com/userimg/2618725/357456



"NOW I remember why I don't eat blueberries! I'm allergic!"
good one

[Zev]

http://pictures.greatestjournal.com/userimg/2618725/357456

Offscreen, the Cenobites nodded in satisfaction. The new Pinhead would be ready soon. So very, very soon...

[OckGal]

LMAO, Zev!

[Saph]

http://pictures.greatestjournal.com/userimg/2618725/357456

Ock didn't react as nicely as Peter did when he saw Ursula as she was offering him some chocolate cake.

[The Navigator]

http://pictures.greatestjournal.com/userimg/2618725/357456[/center]


It's like you people are all astronauts.....on some kinda star trek!

[The Navigator]

http://pictures.greatestjournal.com/userimg/2618725/357456

Whoa....that was some party...

[American_Hobo]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v102/Suits/Doc%20Ock%20Site/spiderman2_502.jpg


F U!!!

[The Navigator]

http://www.samraimi.iofm.net/spiderman01.JPG

Baby? No, these are groceries. (whispering) Keep crying, and it's back to the orphanage, punk.

[The Navigator]

http://www.samraimi.iofm.net/spiderman10.JPG
All right, I've practiced for two weeks straight. You're goin' down, Shaq.

[American_Hobo]

http://www.samraimi.iofm.net/spiderman10.JPG
All right, I've practiced for two weeks straight. You're goin' down, Shaq.
Good onehttp://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/icons/icon14.gif

[The Navigator]

I'm just wondering what the heck that picture's from. Did Tobey play some B-ball between takes? Becasue I think it was pretty clearly established that Parker was not a jock.

[Zev]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v115/SilverSehkmet/snakecharmer.jpg

Alfred Molina IS Cliff Secord in The Rocketeer 2: Now With Tentacles

[American_Hobo]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v115/SilverSehkmet/snakecharmer.jpgYou're fired!!!!

[The Navigator]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v115/SilverSehkmet/snakecharmer.jpg

Alfred Molina IS Cliff Secord in The Rocketeer 2: Now With Tentacles

But how does he look? Like a hood ornament.

[Zev]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v115/SilverSehkmet/snakecharmer.jpgYou're fired!!!!

I already did that joke.

And Rabbit! Finally I find someone else who saw The Rocketeer!

[American_Hobo]

http://dvdmedia.ign.com/dvd/image/5_1090444863.jpg



Smile~~~~

[InsomniacFreak]

http://groups.msn.com/isapi/fetch.dll?action=MyPhotos_GetPubPhoto&PhotoID=nFQAAAFwEhBuwH8FhMXNw8IdXWRMHhE1vIgJNdmJdM XpuxPvdREFj3Q

It that lady lives long and prospers, it will not be logical.

[InsomniacFreak]

http://www.samraimi.iofm.net/spiderman10.JPG

Desperate to improve his game at all costs, Tobey throws his vulcan logic to the wind and gives Michael Jackson's magical gloves a try.

[InsomniacFreak]

http://pictures.greatestjournal.com/userimg/2618725/357456

That Wonka fellow wasn't kidding when he said "Don't eat the blueberry candies."

"Help me Oompa-Loompas, you're my only hope."

[InsomniacFreak]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v115/SilverSehkmet/snakecharmer.jpg

AL MOLINA, A.K.A 'THE DRAGON', SHOWS OFF HIS MARTIAL ARTS SKILLS BY SEVERING THE HEAD OF THE ALIEN TERMINATOR, WITH A SINGLE BLOW. :eek:

:up: :up: Welcome back CLK!

[InsomniacFreak]

http://www.samraimi.iofm.net/spiderman10.JPG
All right, I've practiced for two weeks straight. You're goin' down, Shaq.

LOL!!! I bet he'd like to punk Shaq for leaving his beloved Lakers!

psst. Tobey...don't quit your day job, k?

[Saph]

Producer: Okay, Sam.. we've got the million dollar CGI at the ready, costly effects, the tentacles for Doc Ock. However, I don't think you can afford this certain shot..

Sam: What's that?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v102/Suits/Doc%20Ock%20Site/spiderman2_502.jpg

Producer: We can't afford a hot dog. Only a bun i'm afraid.

[THWIP*]

http://www.samraimi.iofm.net/spiderman10.JPG

YET ANOTHER DRAWBACK TO BEING PETER PARKER, A.K.A 'SPIDER-MAN' : EVEN WITH GLOVES ON, THE BASKETBALL STILL STICKS TO YOUR PALM, MAKING IT IMPOSSIBLE TO "GET YOUR GAME ON". :o

[THWIP*]

:up: :up: Welcome back CLK!


WHAT'S UP, 'FREAK' ! :D :up:

[THWIP*]

http://pictures.greatestjournal.com/userimg/2618725/357456


IN AN EARLIER, LESS PUBLICIZED "EXPERIMENT GONE WRONG", DOCTOR OTTO OCTAVIUS LEARNS THAT A SMURF SHOULD NOT BE FED CORNED BEEF AND CABBAGE AFTER MIDNIGHT.

[The Navigator]

http://www.samraimi.iofm.net/spiderman10.JPG

YET ANOTHER DRAWBACK TO BEING PETER PARKER, A.K.A 'SPIDER-MAN' : EVEN WITH GLOVES ON, THE BASKETBALL STILL STICKS TO YOUR PALM, MAKING IT IMPOSSIBLE TO "GET YOUR GAME ON". :o

:D:up:

[The Navigator]

http://www.samruby.com/AmazingSpider-ManA/Large/AmazSpidAnn2000.JPG
The saga continues....with more merchandising!

[The Navigator]

http://www.winduptoygallery.de/windups/spiderman.jpgOh, God....it's right in my side....I've....gotta get....to a Doctor....

[The Navigator]

http://www.marill.com/siesta/THE%20LOG/Fast%20Tour/Pacific%20Central%20America/Costa%20Rica/CRMonctezuma4spiderman1web.jpg
You don't stand a chance against me, Beach Goblin!

[pedro parkero]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_2/On_Set/New_York/setpicsjuly39.jpg
Spidey: But what if I'm not hot enough?
Assistant: Spidey, look... look at me. You are delicious, you understand? Don't let those fanboys tell you different, OK? Now give me a kiss before you go...

[The Navigator]

:D:up:

[Zev]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_2/On_Set/New_York/setpicsjuly39.jpg

"Ahhh, it's so good of you to finally visit your grandpa! Here, let me give you a pinch..."

[The Navigator]

Nice one, Zev. :D

[InsomniacFreak]

http://www.marill.com/siesta/THE%20LOG/Fast%20Tour/Pacific%20Central%20America/Costa%20Rica/CRMonctezuma4spiderman1web.jpg
You don't stand a chance against me, Beach Goblin!

:) A little spidey in training. How cute.

Hiya Rabbit!

[The Navigator]

Hey, IF!

[InsomniacFreak]

http://pictures.greatestjournal.com/userimg/2618725/357456


IN AN EARLIER, LESS PUBLICIZED "EXPERIMENT GONE WRONG", DOCTOR OTTO OCTAVIUS LEARNS THAT A SMURF SHOULD NOT BE FED CORNED BEEF AND CABBAGE AFTER MIDNIGHT.

Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!

[The Navigator]

http://www.mwctoys.com/images/Cheese.jpg
Slow down, Maverick, slow DO--!!

THUD.

[The Navigator]

http://www.mwctoys.com/images/Carnage_04.jpg
Carnage: You like my new Electric fireplace?
Spidey: I've seen better.

[The Navigator]

http://www.mwctoys.com/images/SPIDER2_SPIDEY_comparison.jpgOver the course of shooting, Tobey's stunt double grew curiously attached to the actor.....who did not, alas, return his affections.

[The Navigator]

http://www.mwctoys.com/images/review_ssix_24.jpg
Go ahead, say my armpit webbing sucks. I DARE ya.

[The Navigator]

http://www.mwctoys.com/images/review_ssix_10.jpg
As you can see from these before and after pics, watching Catwoman without warning can cause uncontrollable bladder emptyings.

[InsomniacFreak]

:) good ones rabbit

[Zev]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_2/On_Set/New_York/setpicsjuly39.jpg

"Spider-Man, you son of a *****! This is what you get for sleeping with my wife!" ******-SLAP*

[Sam Fisher]

http://img11.exs.cx/img11/7245/j0jpdvd049.png

Peter thinking: I like big butts and I cannot lie..........

[OckGal]

http://www.winduptoygallery.de/windups/spiderman.jpgOh, God....it's right in my side....I've....gotta get....to a Doctor....

LMAO!!

[animexcel]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_2/On_Set/New_York/setpicsjuly39.jpg

Pedestrian: "Hey Spidey! Over here!"
Spider-Man: "Problems?"
Pedestrian: "Let me touch it!...Whhoooaaaa..."

[The Squirrel]

http://img11.exs.cx/img11/7245/j0jpdvd049.png

Peter thinking: I like big butts and I cannot lie..........

that is wrong....

funny..............but wrong

[animexcel]

http://img11.exs.cx/img11/7245/j0jpdvd049.png

It's all your fault Peter! You're out of here!.... Just kidding.

[Sam Fisher]

that is wrong....

funny..............but wronghaha, lol:D:p

[Sam Fisher]

[http://img11.exs.cx/img11/7245/j0jpdvd049.png

May: Hmmm.. I wonder what's in here..
Peter: Aunt May! Don't open.....
KABOOM!:D

[Sam Fisher]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_2/On_Set/New_York/setpicsjuly39.jpg

Spidey: Sorry, I'm married

[Saph]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_2/On_Set/New_York/setpicsjuly39.jpg

Man: You.. are my number one guy!

Spider-Man: Hey! This is Spider-Man 2, not Batman! I told Tim Burton to stop messing up superhero movies!

[InsomniacFreak]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_2/On_Set/New_York/setpicsjuly39.jpg

Man: Your thoughts to my thoughts....
Spidey: Hey, I've had Jedi training, your Vulcan mind tricks won't work on me.

[InsomniacFreak]

http://img11.exs.cx/img11/7245/j0jpdvd049.png

May: "Well, I didn't know we had the Triple X movie, I've been wanting to see that Vin Diesel movie for the longest time."
Peter: *thinks privately !@)$%!!!!!! ( followed by Oh, No, any box but that one.)* "Oh no it was the most terrible movie really, you don't want to even waste your time with that one. Plus, that's Harrys and he needs it back, um today actually. Here, let me just take that back to him right now."

[InsomniacFreak]

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I knew you'd come, but you're strangely dressed, for a knight.

I turn my sword over to you, who vanquished me.

But beware, you can never pass the great seal....You can never leave the thread. That...... is the price for Caption This immortality.

I am a tired old knight ready for my replacement.

[Zev]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_2/On_Set/New_York/setpicsjuly39.jpg

"You sleep-a with my-a sister, I break-a you neck!"

[THWIP*]

http://img11.exs.cx/img11/7245/j0jpdvd049.png

PETER: "AUNT MAY, PLEASE TELL ME YOU DIDN'T CLEAN OUT MY CLOSET LOOKING FOR STUFF TO PUT IN THE GARAGE SALE."

AUNT MAY: "YES, BUT DON'T WORRY; THE ONLY THING I FOUND WAS AN OLD 'SPIDER-MAN' HALLOWEEN COSTUME THAT WAS RIPPED IN SEVERAL PLACES, AND HAD STICKY CANDY MESS ON THE WRISTS.........SO I THREW IT IN THE GARBAGE."

PETER: "OH.......THAT...........YEAH, I'VE BEEN MEANING TO GET RID OF THAT FOR AWHILE" *TO SELF* SON-OF-A-@#$%*&*!!!!..........I'M GONNA PHUCKING KILL THE OLD BAG!

[Agent Thermal]

http://img11.exs.cx/img11/7245/j0jpdvd049.png

May: "Well, I didn't know we had the Triple X movie, I've been wanting to see that Vin Diesel movie for the longest time."
Peter: *thinks privately !@)$%!!!!!! ( followed by Oh, No, any box but that one.)* "Oh no it was the most terrible movie really, you don't want to even waste your time with that one. Plus, that's Harrys and he needs it back, um today actually. Here, let me just take that back to him right now."

I do like this one.:D Well done.:up:

[American_Hobo]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_2/On_Set/New_York/setpicsjuly39.jpg
Let's kiss

[InsomniacFreak]

I do like this one.:D Well done.:up:

*clutches cheeks in home alone fashion in disbelief that AT would find this amusing in the least*

[Agent Thermal]

Oh, don't worry - you'll KNOW whenever I reach the gutter...and I pray that it isn't any time soon.;)

[imscorpia]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_2/On_Set/New_York/setpicsjuly39.jpg

Man: Your thoughts to my thoughts....
Spidey: Hey, I've had Jedi training, your Vulcan mind tricks won't work on me.
Hahahaa - like this one!


scorp
"vacuum hoses are strangely like tentacles.."

[echostation]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_2/On_Set/New_York/setpicsjuly39.jpg

hello spider-man...

how are you

i am doing well and yourself

not so badly, i just went out for a jog... yes good indeed

[American_Hobo]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_2/On_Set/New_York/setpicsjuly39.jpg

Man: Your thoughts to my thoughts....
Spidey: Hey, I've had Jedi training, your Vulcan mind tricks won't work on me.

good one

[imscorpia]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_2/On_Set/New_York/setpicsjuly39.jpg

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scorp
"what color is YOUR Tivo?"

[InsomniacFreak]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_2/On_Set/New_York/setpicsjuly39.jpg

NEW FROM GAMESTATIONXBOY! LIFE SIZE SPIDEY CONTROLLERS!

L AND R EAR PADS! CHIN SELECT AND START LIP! NOSE JOYSTICK!

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scorp
"what color is YOUR Tivo?"


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!


OMG scorp did you become one with the symbiote known as CLK?
*Insomniac braces for the effect on the rib cage laugh muscles, should evil posthumously spew from scorp, as she succombs to the sinister presence engulfing her*

[Agent Thermal]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_2/On_Set/New_York/setpicsjuly39.jpg
"What this suit needs........is facial hair."

[THWIP*]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!


OMG scorp did you become one with the symbiote known as CLK?
*Insomniac braces for the effect on the rib cage laugh muscles, should evil posthumously spew from scorp, as she succombs to the sinister presence engulfing her*


*IN BEST 'VENOM' VOICE* "WE MUST KILL THIS 'FREAK', IF WE ARE TO TAKE OVER THIS THREAD!" :venom:

[SpiderGurl]

http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/51eb982f.jpg

Doc Ock singing: "Oh, the sun'll come out, tomorrow!!!! Bet' your bottom dollar that tommorrow, OH! There'll be sun! Just thinking about...Tomorrow, see the sunshine...Not the sorrow! DUM DUM DUM"

[SpiderGurl]

http://dvd.net.au/movies/s/10961-1.jpg
Doorman singing: "SO let me tell ya about the Y.M.C.A...."

[SpiderGurl]

http://www.geocities.com/phillipfrangules/stoned.bmp
Otto drunk and singing: (Parody off "I'm a barbie girl" by Aqua)

"I'm a genius man, I've got all the plans
I'm so drastic, I invented plastic
You can't hit me there, or kill me anywhere
My imaginations, my f****** creations!

-Come on Genius....Let's go genius-

-Oh Otto, oh Otto-

I'm a genius man, I've got all the plans...
I'm a singer, a bloody winner
I have four long arms, multiple charms....
Your place or mine? Oh that will be just fine....

-Come on Genius....Let's go genius-

-Oh Otto, oh...Otto...*Collapses*

Peter: Ok then....Taxi!

[SpiderGurl]

http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/b4a93433.jpg
Peter: So anyway, I have a very good excuse for why I've been late..."

Connors: And what is that?

Peter: I've been....Taking singing lessons...

Connors: Sing me something...

Peter: What?

Connors: Sing me something...

Peter singing: I've got the whole wide world, in my hands I've-

Connors: Ok, now that's just pushing the line...It's not fair to use my 'lack of hand' as an excuse for you to wag!

Peter: But-

Connors: No buts! I've had it with you....*Sob* Leave me!

Peter: Ok then....*Walks off* Whistles: I've got the whole world...

Connors: SHUTUP!!!!!

[SpiderGurl]

More 'SpiderGurl' Spiderman musicals to come!

[SpiderGurl]

http://img23.photobucket.com/albums/v68/oscorpfounder/mj.jpg
MJ singing: "You'll never know that your my hero..."

Spiderman: You had your chance...AND BLEW IT LADY!

MJ: Oops...SPIDERMAN, WAIT!"

Spiderman: What?

MJ: Cause you are the wind beneath my....

Spiderman: *Runs away*

[The Squirrel]

http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/51eb982f.jpg

Doc Ock singing: "Oh, the sun'll come out, tomorrow!!!! Bet' your bottom dollar that tommorrow, OH! There'll be sun! Just thinking about...Tomorrow, see the sunshine...Not the sorrow! DUM DUM DUM"

GREATNESS!!!!

[SpiderGurl]

http://dvd.net.au/movies/s/10961-1.jpg
Peter: Can I come in?


Doorman: Wait! Let me tell you what the Hokey Pokey is "REALLY" All about...


Peter: Ok....

Doorman: Ok...So...Here it goes....(Singing)

You 'put' your right hand in...

You 'pull' your right hand out...

You 'put' your right hand in....

And you 'SHAKE' it all about...

You do the 'Hokey Pokey' And you turn around...

And THAT!...That is what it's all about...

[SpiderGurl]

GREATNESS!!!!
Thanks :D I had some 'Inspiration' :D

[SpiderGurl]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v115/SilverSehkmet/snakecharmer.jpg
Otto: "Paper scissors rock...PAPER! I WIN AGAIN!!!"

Arms: "No fair, no hands remember?"

Otto: "I WIN, IN YOUR SO CALLED FACE!"

Arms: I don't have a face...."

Otto: I WIN!!!!!

[SpiderGurl]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_2/On_Set/New_York/setpicsjuly39.jpg

Assistant: "Now, I know we've had our differences, but I'm willing to let you come back home Tobey..."

Tobey: "What the hell? I hardly even know you?"

Assistant: *Gets out gun and pokes it in his side...* "I love you honey, now get in the car..."

Tobey: "Dam, not another guy who wants to sell me on Ebay, that's the third time this week!"

[Saph]

Back in the days when Spider-Man 1 was in pre-production..

Special Effects guy: Okay, since the stunts Spider-Man does can not be done by a person, we'll have to use CGI.

Raimi: Yes, that's true.

Special Effects Guy: So you like the idea? Great. Now here is a CG model of Spider-Man.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v157/Kyorca/crapart.png

Special effects Guy: Seamless, huh?

Raimi:...... You're fired.

Special Effects guy: And with good cause!

[American_Hobo]

http://dvd.net.au/movies/s/10961-1.jpg
Doorman singing: "SO let me tell ya about the Y.M.C.A...."

good one

[American_Hobo]

http://dvd.net.au/movies/s/10961-1.jpg


So the rules about YMCA are.....

[sofiz]

http://www.geocities.com/phillipfrangules/stoned.bmp
Otto drunk and singing: (Parody off "I'm a barbie girl" by Aqua)

"I'm a genius man, I've got all the plans
I'm so drastic, I invented plastic
You can't hit me there, or kill me anywhere
My imaginations, my f****** creations!

-Come on Genius....Let's go genius-

-Oh Otto, oh Otto-

I'm a genius man, I've got all the plans...
I'm a singer, a bloody winner
I have four long arms, multiple charms....
Your place or mine? Oh that will be just fine....

-Come on Genius....Let's go genius-

-Oh Otto, oh...Otto...*Collapses*

Peter: Ok then....Taxi!



HAHHAHA :up:

[Zev]

http://dvd.net.au/movies/s/10961-1.jpg

"Now, Spider-Man, you will face your greatest enemy yet. The Evil Dead remake."

[American_Hobo]

http://dvd.net.au/movies/s/10961-1.jpg

"Now, Spider-Man, you will face your greatest enemy yet. The Evil Dead remake."
excellent one...http://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/icons/icon14.gif

[pedro parkero]

Wonderful, Gurl! I love musicals... :D

[SpiderGurl]

Lol same, who dosn't? hehehe :D:D:D

[SpiderGurl]

http://dvd.net.au/movies/s/10961-1.jpg

Doorman: "I've been good Peter, really, really good, Can I have a cookie?"

Peter: "I don't know you sir....I just came here to see the play..."

Doorman "COOKIE!"

Peter: "Play...."

Doorman" Cookie...."

Peter: "P...L..."

Doorman: "C...O..."

Peter: "Ay....."

Doorman: "Okie...."

[The Navigator]

http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/9cc72174.jpg

Yreah, being a superhero is he--Oh, GOD!! WHERE'S MY HAND?!

[The Navigator]

http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/c57e9090.jpg

Molina: Dammit, Sam, you focus that camera and give me a closeup or pretty-boy here's losing his face!

SMASH!!

Tobey: Oh, God.....do as he says, Sam....

[Zev]

http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/c57e9090.jpg

Here we see the effects of the dread "marihuana" when Doc Ock, a cameraman, and Spidey go on a "cool trip" with it. Kids, don't let this happen to YOU!

[SpiderGurl]

http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/9cc72174.jpg

(Girl in the far right window): "Hey guys, anyone like my new Spiderman window sticker? It's attracted and pi**ed off so many reporters...He he he..."

[American_Hobo]

http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/c57e9090.jpg


Molina : "Hurry up, hide"

[The Squirrel]

http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/c57e9090.jpg
Stop hitting yourself!!! Stop hitting yourself!!!! Stop hitting yourself!!!

[talkstoangels]

http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/c57e9090.jpg

Molina: Dammit, Sam, you focus that camera and give me a closeup or pretty-boy here's losing his face!

SMASH!!

Tobey: Oh, God.....do as he says, Sam....


:D heeeeeee ooooh this amde me giggle!!

[American_Hobo]

http://dvdmedia.ign.com/dvd/image/WEDDING_PEACH_1-4_1084917473.jpg


"Hmm....you got such big boobs"

[THWIP*]

http://dvdmedia.ign.com/dvd/image/WEDDING_PEACH_1-4_1084917473.jpg


"Hmm....you got such big boobs"



ENOUGH OF THIS STUPID SHlT. IT'S COMPLETELY OFF TOPIC, AND EXTREMELY INAPPROPRIATE; KEEP IT UP, AND YOU'LL BE REFERRED FOR PROBATION.

[SpiderGurl]

http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/c57e9090.jpg


(Otto and Spidey for an advertisement on TV)

Otto: "And if you call now, you can have this 'free!', that's right...'FREE!' Wall Wiper 2000! It cleans, shines, and gets the grime out of those 'Hard to reach' places....Call Now!"

Spiderman: "Ouch dammit, and I done yet?"

Otto: "Shutup...You want money, you shutup...'Prop Boy'....."

[Maxwinner]

HAHA that was ****** great Erin!

[SpiderGurl]

I Agree with THWIP*, enough of these off topic posts!

[SpiderGurl]

Thanks Max :D:D:D:D Ur such a great friend!

[SpiderGurl]

Oh, by the way, that was Max's idea for the post, I didn't steal it, but Max thought it up earlier and didn't know if it would be funny, but I thought it was, and I'm posting it up because I laughed my head off at it, and Max is such a comedian!

[mr parkerisback]

this man-spider threasd should be closed.

[Maxwinner]

You can atleast spell it right...

[SpiderGurl]

why?

[mr parkerisback]

pathetic man-spider noobs.

[Maxwinner]

Noobs Noobs Noobs

[Maxwinner]

I like that word! (would Make a great song)Noob noob noob Shake your noob! Lets dance Erin! *Dances*

[Bapman]

http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/c57e9090.jpg

OYYY !!! DUMBA$$ !!! STOP SLEEPING DURING FIGHT !!!
I SAID WAKE UP GODDAMMIT !!!





this really sucks.

[Maxwinner]

Its not that bad....Well it is But....um...I got nothing...sorry!

[Maxwinner]

Stupid Me...


http://img57.exs.cx/img57/3887/ve6mo9hu.gif *forces Erin to hit me*

[SpiderGurl]

LOL BAPMAN, and shutup mr parkerisback, if you hate spiderman so much, then what are you doing basically adoring us on this forum?...Noob...

[Maxwinner]

Way 2 go Erin...

[Bapman]

pathetic man-spider noobs.

Hey check it out...
its our unfriendly neighbourhood FAGGY ANAL RAPIST from MORONVILLE in RATARD COUNTRY.

You are UNwelcome.

By the way... just for curiosities sake... when r U n BAKERBOY celebrating ur Anniversary !?

[SpiderGurl]

Thanks Max, Oh yeah...

SWEDISH AND AUSTRALIANS RULE!

[Maxwinner]

Hey check it out...
its our unfriendly neighbourhood FAGGY ANAL RAPIST from MORONVILLE in RATARD COUNTRY.

You are UNwelcome.

By the way... just for curiosities sake... when r U n BAKERBOY celebrating ur Anniversary !? Nice come back...And yees Erin!
Aussies And Swedes Rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SpiderGurl]

Hey check it out...
its our unfriendly neighbourhood FAGGY ANAL RAPIST from MORONVILLE in RATARD COUNTRY.

You are UNwelcome.

By the way... just for curiosities sake... when r U n BAKERBOY celebrating ur Anniversary !?
WOOHOOOO GO BAPMAN!

[Bapman]

http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/51eb982f.jpg

TECHNICIAN: WOW !!! GREAT BALL OF FIRE !!! :eek:

OCK: Thanks... I'm quite proud of them ;)

TECHNICIAN: Errrrrrrrrrrrr..................... yeah. :confused:

[Bapman]

Nice come back...And yees Erin!
Aussies And Swedes Rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WOOHOOOO GO BAPMAN!

:p Stop it... you guys are making me blush. :joker:

[Maxwinner]

HAHA Stewe Irwin rox...<--Aussie...

[Zev]

http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/c57e9090.jpg

"Ock, stop grabbing my ass!"

[InsomniacFreak]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v115/SilverSehkmet/snakecharmer.jpg

Molina prepares for next Broadway musical solo.

WAY-O, WAY-O, WAAAAAAAAA-YYYOOOOOOO
Walk like an Egyptian..........Walk like an Egyptian"

[The Squirrel]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v115/SilverSehkmet/snakecharmer.jpg

You LIED to me!!! You said you were THIS tall when we met in the chatroom!

[American_Hobo]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v115/SilverSehkmet/snakecharmer.jpg

You LIED to me!!! You said you were THIS tall when we met in the chatroom!
haha...lol:)

[animexcel]

http://www.samraimi.iofm.net/spiderman01.JPG

"Ouch! that's my nipple!"

[SPIDER-MAN-ROX]

Does anyone know who the hot blonde in the glasses is that is screaming when Doc Ock is carrying Aunt May up the side of the building after the bank robbery? At http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0316654/fullcredits she is listed as being Bonnie Somerville, but the hot blonde in the movie doesn't exactly look like her. Could someone please take some good quality caps of her who ever she is?

[Zev]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v115/SilverSehkmet/snakecharmer.jpg

Between takes, Molina and the tentacles relax with an enthralling game of shadow puppetry.

[Sam Fisher]

http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/b4a93433.jpg


"Ok, Peter, give me the steriods"

"I um, don't have them"

"What do you mean, you don't have them?"

"Umm..."{Peter farts}

[Sam Fisher]

http://img20.exs.cx/img20/9871/st0hb.jpg

[animexcel]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v115/SilverSehkmet/snakecharmer.jpg

Octavius: "I'm trying to make it wave... It's not moving..."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/misc/osaka.gif

"What's happening to me??!! Why am I doing this!??"

[The Navigator]

pathetic man-spider noobs.

What the doo-dad? I think I'm going to refer you to someone...

http://www.robocoparchive.com/old/robo2-10.jpg
There, take a digital shot to the head and leave us alone, 'kay?

[hulkamania85]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v115/SilverSehkmet/snakecharmer.jpg

I've had it up to here with your ass grabbing! You're going to get me in trouble!

[hulkamania85]

http://www.geocities.com/phillipfrangules/stoned.bmp

Ock: You ah very badd mannnn...youuu... spiderrryyy mahn. Why ah there two of youuu?? Think I might be little tiipsy.

[Zev]

http://www.geocities.com/phillipfrangules/stoned.bmp

"Shut up and KISS ME, you fool!"

[hulkamania85]

http://www.mageinatovah.com/model-img/13-book.jpg

Ursula: Uh oh a breeze. I knew I should have eaten more chocolate cake. If only promises really were crackers!

[The Navigator]

You SURE no one's used that before? ^^

[pedro parkero]

Whatever. That's funny, though....

[hulkamania85]

You SURE no one's used that before? ^^

They mentioned a breeze and the joke about her being too skinny. I put in references from the movie though. So I'd like to think of it as another look at a good caption. The pic is perfect for that joke though.

[Mr_Incredible]

What movie is it from?

[hulkamania85]

What movie is it from?

It is a modeling picture from her website. The site is probably a good source for some other Ursula caption jokes.

http://www.mageinatovah.com/

And here's a pic from something that didn't make the final cut if anyone has any ideas for a caption.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v406/wutang123/Peterandgirlnextdoor.jpg

Here's something from an old ad.

http://seanbaby.com/hostess/images2/spidman11t.jpg

[The Navigator]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v406/wutang123/Peterandgirlnextdoor.jpg

Peter:.....what kind of chocolate cake is THAT?

[The Squirrel]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v406/wutang123/Peterandgirlnextdoor.jpg

Peter: OH MY GOD!!! IT WAS YOU WHO STOLE MY KIDNEY LAST NIGHT!!!!

[American_Hobo]

why is she holding chickens?
Peter wasn't full after chocolate cakes?

[hulkamania85]

why is she holding chickens?
Peter wasn't full after chocolate cakes?

He might have been, but she was still eating so she could prevent this from happening again:

http://www.mageinatovah.com/model-img/13-book.jpg

It's all starting to come together now.

[animexcel]

http://www.mageinatovah.com/model-img/13-book.jpg

Peter must've done it with Ursula giving some of his powers to her...

[Zev]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v406/wutang123/Peterandgirlnextdoor.jpg

PETER: It's okay if you want my hot bod.

URSULA: I was just bringing you...

PETER: Ssh! Do not speak! Just let pleasure guide you.

[pedro parkero]

http://www.mageinatovah.com/model-img/13-book.jpg

Peter must've done it with Ursula giving some of his powers to her...
Bitten by a sex-deprived radioactive Peter Parker? She could have transferred scabs to him though...
;)

[The Navigator]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v406/wutang123/Peterandgirlnextdoor.jpg

PETER: It's okay if you want my hot bod.

URSULA: I was just bringing you...

PETER: Ssh! Do not speak! Just let pleasure guide you.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
:D
:D
:D
:up:

[Zev]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
:D
:D
:D
:up:

Thank you. Now that I think about it, a simple "I know you want me" would probably have been better. Look at Tobey's expression and tell me he isn't thinking that!

[InsomniacFreak]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v406/wutang123/Peterandgirlnextdoor.jpg

Tobey *thinking to himself*: "If I didn't eat the damn hot dog, what in the HELL makes Sam think I'm gonna eat that piece of chicken."

We all know Sam is into torture. Making vegetarians eat, smell, or at a minimum look at meat during filming is just another sadistic Raimi tactic he employs to exert control over his cast....LOL!!!

[The Navigator]

Thank you. Now that I think about it, a simple "I know you want me" would probably have been better. Look at Tobey's expression and tell me he isn't thinking that!

I think yours works better. It's more unique.

[The Navigator]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v406/wutang123/Peterandgirlnextdoor.jpg

Tobey *thinking to himself*: "If I didn't eat the damn hot dog, what in the HELL makes Sam think I'm gonna eat that piece of chicken."

We all know Sam is into torture. Making vegetarians eat, smell, or at a minimum look at meat during filming is just another sadistic Raimi tactic he employs to exert control over his cast....LOL!!!

I know. He's just so evil.
;)

[Zev]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v406/wutang123/Peterandgirlnextdoor.jpg

"Okay, now do the trick where you swallow the whole chicken at once. Oh yeah. That's the stuff..."

[hulkamania85]

http://seanbaby.com/hostess/images2/spidman11t.jpg

Peter: Yeah, keep eating those and they'll be rewarding to me too. I'll be able to test the limits of my super strength when I web sling with you around town.

[pedro parkero]

We all know Sam is into torture. Making vegetarians eat, smell, or at a minimum look at meat during filming is just another sadistic Raimi tactic he employs to exert control over his cast....LOL!!!
Haha. Really? Cruel. :xmen:

[InsomniacFreak]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v406/wutang123/Peterandgirlnextdoor.jpg

Ursula: Oh you poor short man, here have some chicken. Protein helps the body grow tall.
Peter: No, No. I'm not short, I just hunch. I told you that before. Don't you remember?
Ursula: I beg your pardon?

An embarrassed Pete thinks to himself *Geez this Spidey gig is really getting to me, so much that I can't keep all two of my women straight in my head anymore.*

[Jspider13]

New photos please.

[Zev]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v406/wutang123/Peterandgirlnextdoor.jpg

"Hey, Peter, I found all that weight I lost! I was wondering where it got to!"

[THWIP*]

YOU PEOPLE HAVE RUINED ONE OF MY FAVORITE THREADS. :( :o

[InsomniacFreak]

YOU PEOPLE HAVE RUINED ONE OF MY FAVORITE THREADS. :( :o

Bah humbug!!!! :confused: :mad: WTF? Well if I'm one of "You People" then **** and well, I'm sorry for being unfunny and uninspired. So if I'm hearing you right, CLK and you mean to say I am helping to ruin the damn thread for you, then that's it, I'm outta here.

But let's face it, there's only so much one can do with a dead chicken picture.

[Zev]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v406/wutang123/Peterandgirlnextdoor.jpg

"Look, I know last night was weird... a lot of women just don't like it up the butt, and that's okay... but offering me chicken? Girl, you gotta step off. Homey don't play that."

[THWIP*]

Bah humbug!!!! :confused: :mad: WTF? Well if I'm one of "You People" then **** and well, I'm sorry for being unfunny and uninspired. So if I'm hearing you right, CLK and you mean to say I am helping to ruin the damn thread for you, then that's it, I'm outta here.

But let's face it, there's only so much one can do with a dead chicken picture.


NO, GODDAMMIT, YOU KNOW DAMN GOOD AND WELL WHAT/WHO I'M TALKING ABOUT. :mad:


I WISH I HAD A WAY OF POSTING NEW SCREEN CAPS MYSELF. :o :(

[Jspider13]

*attempts to enrage THWIP* even further*

NOW I'M THE CAPS LOCK KING.

******.

:rolleyes:

[THWIP*]

*attempts to enrage THWIP* even further*

NOW I'M THE CAPS LOCK KING.

******.

:rolleyes:


HA........HA. :rolleyes:


:p

[The Squirrel]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v406/wutang123/Peterandgirlnextdoor.jpg

Peter: You going to eat that?

Ursula: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[Agent Thermal]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v406/wutang123/Peterandgirlnextdoor.jpg
"Here it is...the heart of my father, as you requested.....NOW will you go out with me?"

[InsomniacFreak]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v406/wutang123/Peterandgirlnextdoor.jpg
"Here it is...the heart of my father, as you requested.....NOW will you go out with me?"

WOW!!!! This is too good. AT. *clap clap clap*


Almost as good as JSpider ***** slapping CLK back into a good mood - HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Dammit CLK. You're just too easy to provoke these days man! Need a little Ex Lax for that constipation you've been having? It's been so long since I've sparred with you, you don't even remember how I play the game anymore. ;)

[THWIP*]

Almost as good as JSpider ***** slapping CLK back into a good mood - HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Dammit CLK. You're just too easy to provoke these days man! Need a little Ex Lax for that constipation you've been having? It's been so long since I've sparred with you, you don't even remember how I play the game anymore. ;)


I'M THE SAME AS I'VE ALWAYS BEEN.......YOU JUST FORGOT HOW I PLAY THE GAME. :p

SERIOUSLY THOUGH, WE NEED SOME NEW SCREENSHOTS, BEFORE SOMEONE STARTS POSTING MORE PHUKT-UP ANIME CRAP. I'VE ACTUALLY BEEN SPENDING SOME TIME IN 'COMMUNITY' LATELY, BECAUSE THERE'S NO REASON TO COME TO THE SPIDEY FORUMS ANY MORE. :o :(

[Alexia Dark]

Sorry if I'm ruining your fun, but the mystery has been solved:

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4676197&postcount=28

[Spider_man01]

Sorry if I'm ruining your fun, but the mystery has been solved:

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4676197&postcount=28

Thank you!!!

[pedro parkero]

http://www.kino.de/pix/FLBILDER/pre04/auto/gal420/04200160.jpg

Geez... get a room, guys. <shakes head>

[SpiderGurl]

Lol

[Spidey1885]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v294/spiderdevil/setpicsjuly39.jpg

Just...let me look at you...