Caption this!!!

[Spidey1885]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v294/spiderdevil/c57e9090.jpg

Ock: See anything good?

Spidey: Dude...Black Cat's NAKED in here!

[Spidey1885]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v294/spiderdevil/be23ea0e.jpg

Keep away from me!!!

[Spidey1885]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v294/spiderdevil/216_4_007.jpg

Viagra! Just look what it did for us!!!

[Spidey1885]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v294/spiderdevil/1866_4_0355.jpg

You will NEVER defeat my suggestive rainbow powers!

[pedro parkero]

It's getting hard to keep this thread out of the flatline. Is it very hard for those who already have the DVd's to make screencaps or at least point us an address where we can get stills?


Until then, I'll continue to recycle old pics until they're bone-dried!


http://www.kino.de/pix/FLBILDER/pre04/auto/gal420/04200160.jpg
Crap. Looks like I'm the only guy in New York who isn't getting any...

[Zev]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v294/spiderdevil/1866_4_0355.jpg

I don't know WHY people disliked Bruce Jones' run on the Hulk...

[Jspider13]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v294/spiderdevil/1866_4_0355.jpg

I don't know WHY people disliked Bruce Jones' run on the Hulk...

Hulk: MUST...DESTROY...GIRLY-MAN

[Zev]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v294/spiderdevil/1866_4_0355.jpg

Apparently, Hulk's wildest dream was to have a bowl of Lucky Charms.

[Alexia Dark]

I've got a few new pics, they're a bit small, but they'll have to do.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v469/Huntress_04/spidey8.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v469/Huntress_04/spidey7.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v469/Huntress_04/spidey6.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v469/Huntress_04/spidey5.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v469/Huntress_04/spidey4.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v469/Huntress_04/spidey3.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v469/Huntress_04/spidey1.jpg

Have fun!

[Agent Thermal]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v469/Huntress_04/spidey6.jpg
Tobey practices his George W. imitation.

[Zev]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v469/Huntress_04/spidey1.jpg

"I SUCK at being a superhero... life's HARD..."

[The Joker]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v469/Huntress_04/spidey5.jpg

"I know you can read my thoughts boy.Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum"

[Karem-Knight]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v469/Huntress_04/spidey5.jpg
Peter: Man this botox works GOOOOOOD

[Zev]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v469/Huntress_04/spidey6.jpg

"I'm squinting really hard, but I still can't see why people keep hiring Ben Affleck!"

[InsomniacFreak]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v469/Huntress_04/spidey3.jpg

Always the perfectionist, Tobey practices his train
scene grimace until he gets it just right.

[InsomniacFreak]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v469/Huntress_04/spidey4.jpg

I'm thinking maybe I picked up the wrong order at
the health food store. Not only does this protein
shake taste horrible, but now I'm starting to sprout breasts.

[THWIP*]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v469/Huntress_04/spidey7.jpg


"DAMMIT, BASEBALL HAS TO BE THE DUMBEST SPORT EVER. WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH ALL THESE STOLEN BASES?" :mad: :confused:

[Jspider13]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v469/Huntress_04/spidey8.jpg


"...where's Carrot Top when you need him..."

[hulkamania85]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v294/spiderdevil/1866_4_0355.jpg


Ah! Hulk no want appear on Queer Eye! Hulk like Purple Pants!

[SpideyLad]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v294/spiderdevil/1866_4_0355.jpg

Ok buddy, gay sex may be YOUR wildest dreams, but i dont think its the hulks!

[The Joker]

This was made by Silver S :D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v115/SilverSehkmet/oreopower.jpg

[SpideyLad]

This was made by Silver S :D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v115/SilverSehkmet/oreopower.jpg

LMAO! Great one

[The Joker]

http://www.zelluloid.de/images/szenen/3eee530117f9d.jpg

Doc Ock: Hey you idiots I aint dead yet!!!!

[American_Hobo]

http://www.zelluloid.de/images/szenen/3eee530117f9d.jpg

Doc Ock: Hey you idiots I aint dead yet!!!!
i think you did something wrong, picture is not showing

[The Joker]

i think you did something wrong, picture is not showing

It is for me.

[The Navigator]

http://www.kino.de/pix/FLBILDER/pre04/auto/gal420/04200160.jpg
(looking at mugging)

PETER: What a tragedy.

(turns to camera)

PETER: Oh, hi, I'm Peter Parker! You may remember me from such crime-fighting series as Forrest Gimp: The Sad Sack With a Bad Back and Jockey-Man: It's Not What It Sounds Like!

Today I'm here to educate you poor schlubs on what it really means to prevent such everyday occurances such as this behind me. First:

Dress in form-fitting clothing. Criminals are a superstitious and cowardly lot, and your slim, muscular form (as well as your enormous schwanstugel) will send their cargo-pantsed asses a running.

In the event this garish precaution fails, simply develop illogical and needlessly problematic personal relationships. A true crimefighter must always be focused on the task at hand, and pesky future in-laws are barely above the kind you're fighting!

Speaking of fighting, have you consulted a trained professional about combat styles? NO? Wel good! Forget all that **** about training and years of experience! Simply launch into the battle half-assed and naive, and history will judge you the moral victor!

Still not convinced? Then watch me, Peter Parker, in the fabulous, glorious expose of my awe-inspiring life, Spider-Man 2, now available in theaters everywhere!

(off-screen whispers)

What? It's on DVD already? Fast work. All right, I was promised a gelding for this and I mean to get it...

[Zev]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v294/spiderdevil/1866_4_0355.jpg

As it turns out, Hulk's wildest dream is to be rid of his roid rage. Thanks, Ambiguously Gay Hippie!

[Swordmaster]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v469/Huntress_04/spidey3.jpgWait! What's Aunt may's tooth doing in here? Wait... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v469/Huntress_04/spidey1.jpg

Why did the spider bite give me spider sized balls?

[pedro parkero]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v469/Huntress_04/spidey3.jpg
You talkin' to me, huh? HUH? You talkin' to me?

[Zev]

RANDOM ATTACK!

Writing on Foreheads

http://img11.imgspot.com/u/05/1/03/ultimate3p00.gif

Baldie Is Not Gay

http://img12.imgspot.com/u/05/0/20/ultimate3p01.gif

Wanna Gay Up?

http://img11.imgspot.com/u/05/1/03/ultimate3p02.gif

Gay Man!

http://img11.imgspot.com/u/05/1/03/ultimate3p04.gif

Gay Man Triumphant!

http://img10.imgspot.com/u/05/1/03/ultimate3p05.gif

A Close Call

http://img10.imgspot.com/u/05/1/03/ultimate3p06.gif

[THWIP*]

'ZEV', YOU REALLY PERPLEX ME. SOME OF YOUR CONTRIBUTIONS ARE GREAT, WHILE OTHERS.......LIKE THE ONE ABOVE........ARE JUST STUPID, IMMATURE "CRAP", AS 'J.J.' WOULD SAY. IF YOU CAN'T DO BETTER, PLEASE DON'T BOTHER. :rolleyes: :o

[InsomniacFreak]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v469/Huntress_04/spidey7.jpg


"DAMMIT, BASEBALL HAS TO BE THE DUMBEST SPORT EVER. WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH ALL THESE STOLEN BASES?" :mad: :confused:

:up: :up: Spidey's covering some ground now. How many ballparks are there in NY anyway? ;)

[The Navigator]

Wow, my caption really fell flat on its face.
Heya, If. Long time no see.

[InsomniacFreak]

Sorry Rabbit, I guess your post got lost in between all the gay-bashing captions :mad:

It was good though. Reminds me of that dude on the Simpsons that Phil Hartman used to voice over. And I can totally see Tobey as Forrest Gump too.

[The Navigator]

I bet. :)

"My momma always said--well, actually, I don't remember my momma. She got killed in a plane crash while bein' a super-secret spy (it must be hard being a secret agent....I wouldn't know). But, my aunt always said, 'Life is like a nice warm glass of STFU. You never know what I'm gonna give you.' Aunt May had a way of explainin' things so I couldn't understand them..."

[InsomniacFreak]

But, my aunt always said, 'Life is like a nice warm glass of STFU. You never know what I'm gonna give you.' Aunt May had a way of explainin' things so I couldn't understand them..."

HAHAHAHA. Must be a genetic thing that runs in your family :p

[InsomniacFreak]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v469/Huntress_04/spidey1.jpg

Only the pentitent man shall pass. Pentitent. Pentitent.

[The Navigator]

:D
LOL!

http://img89.exs.cx/img89/5020/sppulls2.gif

Geez, feels like I've been pulling this forever...

[The Navigator]

http://img99.exs.cx/img99/5652/spbreaks.gif

Einstien (in the next room): Lessee....E=mc....something...

Spidey: Dammit, woman! I said I wanted this table squared away! SQUARED AWAY!!

Einstein: Aha....

[The Navigator]

http://img93.exs.cx/img93/9581/spgrabscat.gif
Spidey: Ha! Good idea with the gas, Sam! No way is this wench getting in my movies!

[The Navigator]

http://img95.exs.cx/img95/7057/morbiusgrab.gif
Dammit, I KNOW you swallowed my apartment key! I've only got one of those!

[InsomniacFreak]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v469/Huntress_04/spidey3.jpg

Tobey works on his Clint Eastwood impersonation: "Go ahead, make my day."

[InsomniacFreak]

http://img95.exs.cx/img95/7057/morbiusgrab.gif
Dammit, I KNOW you swallowed my apartment key! I've only got one of those!

Pretty good, Rabbit but I dread to see the gay captions that will follow from the use of this image. Please people, just don't even go there. Enough is enough.

[The Navigator]

http://img40.exs.cx/img40/6268/ddtwirls.gif

DD: Serve the public trust. Protect the innocent. Uphold the law.
http://img94.exs.cx/img94/5343/sppunches.gif

Spidey: I swear to God, if you don't stop sayin' that...

[The Navigator]

http://img38.exs.cx/img38/3472/ddshake.gif
Spidey: Yeah, I'll show you "thumb war," blindy mcsightless.

[The Navigator]

http://members.fortunecity.com/drg4/19sp.jpg
You have a knack for--Jesus, look at the size of your head! I think I'll go upside-down kiss someone else...

[InsomniacFreak]

http://img94.exs.cx/img94/5343/sppunches.gif

Okay, my earlobes are taped down and covered securely under the mask,
so I believe I'm now ready to take on that Tyson fella over there.

[InsomniacFreak]

http://img40.exs.cx/img40/6268/ddtwirls.gif
"Oh when the saints, go marchin in....Oh when the saints go marchin in...."

[InsomniacFreak]

http://img89.exs.cx/img89/5020/sppulls2.gif

Geez how much toilet paper does a grown man need to take
a crap. I swear I'm never gonna get this toilet unstopped.

[The Navigator]

http://members.fortunecity.com/drg4/armed4.JPG
Otto: There, there son.....it's not your fault you're a miserable failure.
Peter: (sniffle) R-really?
Otto: REally--you have genetics to blame for that.

[The Navigator]

http://img94.exs.cx/img94/5343/sppunches.gif

Okay, my earlobes are taped down and covered securely under the mask,
so I believe I'm now ready to take on that Tyson fella over there.

Oh my God--:D :D :D :up:

[The Navigator]

http://members.fortunecity.com/drg4/1insid2.JPG
Kingpin: What the--? Dammit, they said this buffet was all you can eat! And I HAVEN'T HAD ALL I CAN EAT!!

[The Navigator]

http://members.fortunecity.com/drg4/2insid1.JPG
Mysterio (thinking): Oh, Dear Lord Jesus, I hope he finishes that speech of his soon....the bladder is crying in pain....

[The Squirrel]

http://img89.exs.cx/img89/5020/sppulls2.gif
I know magicians usually have long handkerchiefs, but this is getting ridiculous.

[The Navigator]

http://members.fortunecity.com/drg4/2mut2.JPG
Wolvie: ....well, what are you lookin' at?
Spidey: "Van Helsing."
Wolvie: Ah, shove it up yer invisible nose.

[The Navigator]

http://members.fortunecity.com/drg4/duel8.JPG
Friggin laundromat...

[The Navigator]

http://members.fortunecity.com/drg4/2tab6.JPG
RAAAGGHH--oh.......I, uh.......I guess I wandered into a "warm-blood" bar...

[InsomniacFreak]

http://img99.exs.cx/img99/5652/spbreaks.gif

Dammit woman I said BooBerry Koolaid, not Rasberry.

[InsomniacFreak]

http://members.fortunecity.com/drg4/duel8.JPG

Whew, this is the last time I will chase a crook into a Chippendales club.

[The Navigator]

http://members.fortunecity.com/drg4/octobot1.JPG
Otto: Just remember, those talent scouts are out there, so don't screw up.
Spidey: I won't.
Otto: Just remember: you never needed those webshooters in the first place. All you needed to do was believe in yourself!

[The Navigator]

http://members.aol.com/drg4/wish3.jpg
Otto: Good boy, robo....now, drop it.
robo: Grrr.....
Otto: Drop it!
Robo: Ruf ruff!
Otto: Bad dog! No biscuits tonight!
Spidey:....

[The Navigator]

http://members.fortunecity.com/drg4/spot3.JPG
Hounded by the press over "Feliciagate" and unable to find work due to his lethal type-casting, Spider-Man is forced to make a cameo on Dalmation Man's mexican soap opera.

[The Navigator]

http://members.fortunecity.com/drg4/rethydro6.JPG
BC: He.....he made me.....dress up in a bunny costume. (sobbing) I never wore loose clothing again.
MJ: This and more as the healing continues after the break on MJ!

[The Navigator]

http://members.fortunecity.com/drg4/1sw3.JPG
Ock: Hmm.....on the one hand, that other thermos carries eight more pints, is leak-proof and goes well with this clashy outfit. But....I gotta admit, this glow-in-the-dark thing's got me sold.

[The Navigator]

http://members.fortunecity.com/drg4/duel8.JPG

Whew, this is the last time I will chase a crook into a Chippendales club.

:D :up:

http://members.fortunecity.com/drg4/stng3.JPG

You know....you're angry when you're beautiful.

[The Squirrel]

i dont know why rabbit, but for the majority of your posts all i see is an add for FortuneCity.

[The Navigator]

That's odd.

[InsomniacFreak]

http://members.fortunecity.com/drg4/2mut2.JPG

Spidey: You know, I've been thinking. That bright yellow costume
and that mask make you look alot more like Hawkman than a Wolfman.
It's not real intimidating if you ask me. I don't mean to brag but I did
design my own costume. Perhaps I can help you out with a redesign?

Wolverine: Oh yeah, well that red, black and blue outfit suits you just
fine, cause if you keep talking that's what you're gonna be when I'm
finished redesigning your face, bub.

[The Navigator]

:D
Nice.

[Zev]

http://img94.exs.cx/img94/5343/sppunches.gif

From the lost episode, "Spider-Man Does Pilates."

http://members.fortunecity.com/drg4/rethydro6.JPG

Distraught over her break-up with Spider-Man, Black Cat turns to her romantic rival for a shoulder to cry on.

"Trust me <hic> don't get superpowers... man can't take the competition... <hic> and for God's sake, whatever you do, never, under any circumstances, slip a finger up there. <hic> He HATES that...

http://img99.exs.cx/img99/5652/spbreaks.gif

"I SAID NO GLASS BEAKERS... EVER!!!"

http://members.fortunecity.com/drg4/duel8.JPG

Early designs for the "battle-damaged" Spider-Man in the climactic fight between Spider-Man and Green Goblin had one fundamental flaw... Sam Raimi could not stop singing "We love short-shorts!" when Tobey Maguire came on set.

http://members.fortunecity.com/drg4/2mut2.JPG

"So wait, your mask is IN THE SHAPE of your hair?"

[Zev]

http://img40.exs.cx/img40/6268/ddtwirls.gif

Although well-performed, Marvel Presents The Music Man was conceptually flawed.

http://img89.exs.cx/img89/5020/sppulls2.gif

Man, flossing Godzilla is HARD WORK!

http://members.fortunecity.com/drg4/2insid1.JPG

"Listen Ock, take it from your archenemy, the rest of the Sinister Six are holding you back. They're all just a bunch of posers and whiners. Just take the role in the second film and forget about their sorry asses... they're right behind me, aren't they?"

http://img38.exs.cx/img38/3472/ddshake.gif

As seen here, overly long and awkward handshakes are a common ailment amongst the superhero community.

http://img95.exs.cx/img95/7057/morbiusgrab.gif

SPIDER-MAN: Live! Live, damn you! You're not going to choke to death on my watch!

MORBIUS: I'm a vampire, you idiot! I don't need to breath!

http://members.fortunecity.com/drg4/spot3.JPG

And if Marvel Presents The Music Man was a fiasco, Marvel Presents Gone With The Wind was a downright DISASTER!

http://members.fortunecity.com/drg4/octobot1.JPG

"For the last time, NO! I do not need a back massage. I don't care HOW snazzy your headgear is!"

[The Navigator]

I always wondered about Wolvie's hair/mask thing.

[The Navigator]

:D

Hehehe...."The Music Man"....oh, man.

[InsomniacFreak]

http://members.fortunecity.com/drg4/1insid2.JPG

Well this bikini top appears to do nothing for me, but perhaps
if I removed my jacket I would have a better idea of its
sex appeal.

Who knew the Kingpin was a closet cross-dresser.

[InsomniacFreak]

http://members.fortunecity.com/drg4/duel8.JPG

Early designs for the "battle-damaged" Spider-Man in the climactic fight between Spider-Man and Green Goblin had one fundamental flaw... Sam Raimi could not stop singing "We love short-shorts!" when Tobey Maguire came on set.



:D - yeah, that's the stuff. That's what I'm talking about. :up: :up:

[The Navigator]

http://img77.exs.cx/img77/8157/chemicals.gif

Dammit--I had to pick the day when Kingpin picks his zits...

[The Navigator]

http://img95.exs.cx/img95/1475/SPCchange2.gif
So now we must cast off our shackles, burn our bras, and shout to those arrogant male pigs who would oppose us--I am woman! HEAR ME ROAR!.....wait a minute....there aren't my notecards...

[InsomniacFreak]

HAHAHAHAHAHA Rabbit

[The Navigator]

Various rejected footage from the Beatles' music video "I'm a Loser."

http://img99.exs.cx/img99/566/scorpgrabs.gif
http://img99.exs.cx/img99/7475/hobface.gif
http://img100.exs.cx/img100/433/Spot.gif
The last piece of footage in particular was a tough decision. Paul felt it exemplified the title with gorgeous simplicity. John, on the other hand, felt it was too similar to the animated "Yellow Sibmarine" hit video. Subsequently, Spot was given the corporate brush-off and he resigned himself to grill commercials and voiceovers with Carrot Top.

[Zev]

http://img99.exs.cx/img99/7475/hobface.gif

Although his audition was impressive, Hobgoblin just wasn't right for the role of Mr. Fantastic.

http://img77.exs.cx/img77/8157/chemicals.gif

In A Very Special Episode of Spider-Man, the gang learns a valuable lession about bulimia.

http://img95.exs.cx/img95/1475/SPCchange2.gif

Burlesque routines in the Marvel universe are very different...

http://img99.exs.cx/img99/566/scorpgrabs.gif

Richie Rich plays another cruel practical joke...

http://img100.exs.cx/img100/433/Spot.gif

Bigger than the Macarani, the Lean Back, and the Funky Chicken all rolled into one! It's... THE SPOT!

http://members.fortunecity.com/drg4/1insid2.JPG

For the last time, you small-handed carny, I am perfectly capable of riding this roller-coaster, for I am merely an obese man, NOT a pregnant woman!"

[The Navigator]

http://img94.exs.cx/img94/4213/ChamleonChanges.gif
Bored one day, Chameleon decides for a little copyright infringement...

http://img3.exs.cx/img3/1054/catmask.gif
Thanks to Kevin Smith's fiasco and the abominable comparisons to CINO, Felicia gets a little tipsy and decides to make her move on a costume shop's mannequin.

http://img18.exs.cx/img18/7500/spportal.gif
Spider-Man's freshly ordered Tim Taylor Garbage Disposal 6000 SUX began to cause problems once company came over.

[The Navigator]

http://img4.exs.cx/img4/3392/crawls4.gif
Spider-Man thought it was curious that he kept returning to that same waterfall--and then he awoke and discovered one of his hands in a container of warm water

http://img91.exs.cx/img91/5074/mutswing.gif
I knew it! I knew if I defied the censors and swung fast enough I could break the animation barrier! But, heaven help me--I'm turning MANGA!!

http://img27.exs.cx/img27/4220/SPfront.gif
Interestingly, Sam's first choice of portraying Spidey on the big screen was through puppet work. WE managed t obtain the only piece of footage remaining from this faulty--and hilarious--idea.

[InsomniacFreak]

http://img99.exs.cx/img99/7475/hobface.gif

The Hobgloblin gave up his life of crime for a more lucrative stint
as a paid spokesperson when he discovered that the Goblins formula
was also a miraculous facial cream that increases elasticity of
the skin by 500%.

[The Navigator]

http://img95.exs.cx/img95/9220/Chameleonchanges3.gif
Old man: Is this a hold-up?
Chameleon:...It's a science expiriment!

http://members.fortunecity.com/drg4/retslay2.JPG
Sam: I tod you, we're filming Spider-Man. No place for big robots.
Optimus: But....for God's sake, I need work! My family's starving, they haven;t had an oil change in months!
Sam: NEXT!!

[InsomniacFreak]

http://img94.exs.cx/img94/4213/ChamleonChanges.gif

Chamelon curses the day he met Montgomery Burns and took that
job at the Springfield Nuclear Plant Testing facility where he contracted
the radiation poisoning he still suffers from today.

[DarkKnightJRK]

http://img95.exs.cx/img95/9220/Chameleonchanges3.gif
Old man: Is this a hold-up?
Chameleon:...It's a science expiriment!

:D BACK TO THE FUTURE!!! :D :D

[Zev]

http://img95.exs.cx/img95/9220/Chameleonchanges3.gif

Proof that EVERYONE wants to be like Sam Elliot.

[Saph]

It was 2002, Spider-Man had proven itself to be a huge success. The outburst of superhero movies was beginning. Casting for The Hulk was starting. Universal wanted Tobey Maguire for the rule of Hulk.

Universal guy: Okay, Tobey, we need you for the role of Hulk.

Tobey: Why do you want me? I'm nowhere near the size of the Hulk.

Universal guy: We'll fix that. Hey, do you want some steroi.. I mean orange juice?

Tobey: What?

Universal guy: Here you go. Now we need you to read some hulk comics, so you can say that in interviews and make the fans happy. i've got one here. Take a read.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v294/spiderdevil/1866_4_0355.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v469/Huntress_04/spidey6.jpg
Tobey:.....

[SpideyLad]

http://img95.exs.cx/img95/7057/morbiusgrab.gif

Morbuis: Come on Spidey, ive already told you, no gay sex!

[Zev]

Ha! I wasn't the one who made the gay sex joke!

http://img46.exs.cx/img46/1975/lunch2nc.png

Scandal! Spider-Man implicated in "thermos and paper bag for sugar" scam!

[The Navigator]

Frankenstein: What a filthy job!
Igor: Could be worse.
Frankenstein: How?
Igor: It could be raining.

Elsewhere, at that exact moment...

http://img99.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img99&image=spwater.gif

[doc ock rules!]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v469/Huntress_04/spidey7.jpg

All your base are belong to us.

[The Navigator]

Go for it.

[The Navigator]

http://img131.exs.cx/img131/7237/hiyo3ax.png
Batman: Flash, what the hell are we doing? This is a MARVEL caption page?
Flash: Why do you think I'm waving to all the losers out there?
Batman: Oh yeah....(snicker) Good one.



(Marvel rocks)

[The Navigator]

http://img131.exs.cx/img131/9864/antman015hj.jpg

Ant-Man: OK, we followed your directions....and I DON'T SEE A PICNIC.

[The Joker]

Um none of these pics are SM-2 related....

[The Joker]

tell me to stop Dock Ock or forever hold your peace

Ok stop cos this is just spam.

Especially the Batman pics.

[The Joker]

it's called "caption this" so next time specify or you'll get someone like me who doesn't understand your rules.

Its in a Spider-Man 2 forum which means all topics here are Spider-Man 2 related.Including pics.

You understand now or do you need me to draw you a picture?

[The Joker]

go for it....as it is...I take great interest in pictures

Stop the spam or have your ass reported.

Stupid troll.

[Zev]

http://img131.exs.cx/img131/7549/punisher048wz.jpg

The Punisher: Scourge of crime. Executioner of villains. FARTS IN THE GODDAMN ELEVATOR!

[BrodieBruce]

orko hates you all:(

[Alexia Dark]

Great, now you've gone and turned one of my favorite threads into a spam-fast. Now it's in Community. BRUTAL, I'm disappointed in you. You can spam all you want over at Hype City, no need to be a troll here.

[InsomniacFreak]

So now this thread's theme has officially been changed to ANYTHING GOES instead of Spider-man because a few people come and dump a bunch of non-spidey pics in our thread? IT's PRIMARILY SPIDER-MAN and always has been. Now we're going to get all kinds of crap dumped in here on a regular basis and there will be NO THEME anymore. Use to when it would get out of hand, a plea would be made and out of respect for others, behavior would be corrected by posting members, willingly. But No More.

Happy New Year to you too SHH mods. So instead of policing to stay on thread topic you just move the damn thread? WTF? You never come into Spidey anymore to stop the gay bashing and the off topic crap from happening and then your grand solution is to move the thread to Community so it can happen faster and get worse?

I've lived here in this thread for MONTHS and I'm outraged beyond words at this happening. It shows a complete and utter lack of respect of us in the Spider-man forum. Spidey fans built this damn forum and this is our reward. Out with the Old and In with the New eh?

I hope you guys are happy with the turn of the events. Now you can post all the lame-ass, gay-bashing, anime or offtopic **** that your little hearts desire.

[Dew k. Mosi]

That's the best way for me to move this back where it belongs. Use reason. Smart move. You know I could just close it.

[BrodieBruce]

So now this thread's theme has officially been changed to ANYTHING GOES instead of Spider-man because a few people come and dump a bunch of non-spidey pics in our thread? IT's PRIMARILY SPIDER-MAN and always has been. Now we're going to get all kinds of crap dumped in here on a regular basis and there will be NO THEME anymore. Use to when it would get out of hand, a plea would be made and out of respect for others, behavior would be corrected by posting members, willingly. But No More.

Happy New Year to you too SHH mods. So instead of policing to stay on thread topic you just move the damn thread? WTF? You never come into Spidey anymore to stop the gay bashing and the off topic crap from happening and then your grand solution is to move the thread to Community so it can happen faster and get worse?

I've lived here in this thread for MONTHS and I'm outraged beyond words at this happening. It shows a complete and utter lack of respect of us in the Spider-man forum. Spidey fans built this damn forum and this is our reward. Out with the Old and In with the New eh?

I hope you guys are happy with the turn of the events. Now you can post all the lame-ass, gay-bashing, anime or offtopic **** that your little hearts desire.
You know, girlriends aren't as overrated as you seem to think.

[Alexia Dark]

Boyfriends are. Comics and superhero flicks make much better companions, and they don't tell you to go get them beer.

[BrodieBruce]

Boyfriends are. Comics and superhero flicks make much better companions, and they don't tell you to go get them beer.
you seem dumb:up:

[Dew k. Mosi]

I'll move it to Spidey-world, deal with it

[THWIP*]

That's the best way for me to move this back where it belongs. Use reason. Smart move. You know I could just close it.


GEE.......HOW VERY DIPLOMATIC OF YOU, 'DEW'. :rolleyes:

YOU DO KNOW THIS ISN'T A REAL JOB WITH REAL POWER, DON'T YOU? :confused:

[The Navigator]

OK, what is this? Get back to Captioning, guys. Who moved this thread, anyway?

[THWIP*]

OK, what is this? Get back to Captioning, guys. Who moved this thread, anyway?


APPARENTLY 'DEW' WAS BORED, AND DECIDED TO WAVE HER "AUTHORITY WAND" A BIT. :o COMPLETE BULL****E, IF YOU ASK ME. :rolleyes:

[THWIP*]

OH SNAP........THE TIME WARP THING IS HAPPENING AGAIN!! :eek:

[InsomniacFreak]

That's the best way for me to move this back where it belongs. Use reason. Smart move. You know I could just close it.

EDIT

Thanks for at least leaving it in Spidey's domain. I retract my prior statements. Please forgive my anger-filled outburst. I care about this thread.

[The Navigator]

It happens, Doc. In any event, I'm more worried about these wonky post things at the moment.

[The Joker]

Wtf???

Theres 2 more pages with nothing there :confused:

THWIP* I'm sorry dude about this :(

[BrodieBruce]

REASON?? SMART MOVE???? Well of course, seeing as you have exactly ONE POST in this thread you have more than sufficiently participated enough to know where the hell it belongs. And in the face of such arguments, your only reply is to threaten to close the thread? One of the most popular NON-SPAM threads on Hype? How sad cause there's nothing smart about that. Whatever happened to this forum anyway?

Who Posted?
Total Posts: 3,946
User Name Posts
RabbitSamurai 299
InsomniacFreak 281
Agent_Thermal 153
THWIP* 146
OckGal 133
i'm Spider-Man 110
Jspider13 94
Zev 86
wiegeabo 83
GRyDLOCK 76
Spideyluver21 74
Go Web Go! 69
Andrew 65
animexcel 63
Abysstare 62
.......
Dew k. Mosi 1
Dear Lord, I was joking before, but seriously. Jeez.

[InsomniacFreak]

Dear Lord, I was joking before, but seriously. Jeez.

Sorry. Obviously I care alot about this thread.

[The Navigator]

Wait a minute--you're Dew?

[BrodieBruce]

Sorry. Obviously I care alot about this thread.\

Obviously.

[BrodieBruce]

Wait a minute--you're Dew?Yep, that's me:up:

[THWIP*]

Wtf???

Theres 2 more pages with nothing there :confused:

THWIP* I'm sorry dude about this :(



MAN, IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT. APPARENTLY, 'DEW' DIDN'T FEEL LIKE CLICKING BACK AND FORTH TO MODERATE BETWEEN THE 'COMMUNITY' AND 'SPIDEY', SO SHE HAD A NOXIOUS BRAIN FART OF AN IDEA, AND MOVED IT; AT LEAST SHE DID THE RIGHT THING.


I FOR ONE AM NOT RETRACTING MY STATEMENTS, UNLIKE MY YELLOW-FINNED COHORT; I FEEL CLEANSED, AND GOT RID OF THAT DAMNED MONKEY. :mad:

:p

[The Squirrel]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v469/Huntress_04/spidey1.jpg
OIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLL Can. OIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLL can.


not that funny i know........but we need to get back to captioning.

[ApocolypseNow]

how do i post an image if it wont let me copy paste the url

[InsomniacFreak]

It seems by making such generous statements I have "cleansed" myself of the last of the effects of the occupation by the symbiote known as THWIP*.

[The Navigator]

Frankenstein: What a filthy job!
Igor: Could be worse.
Frankenstein: How?
Igor: Could be raining.

Elsewhere, at that very moment...

http://img99.exs.cx/img99/734/spwater.gif

[The Navigator]

http://img95.exs.cx/img95/9087/ockhand.gif
This cheap teeth-whitening service sucks...

[THWIP*]

It seems by making such generous statements I have "cleansed" myself of the last of the effects of the occupation by the symbiote known as THWIP*.


HEHE.....NEVER THOUGHT OF IT THAT WAY, BUT YOU WERE LIKE A MONKEY ON MY BACK. :p ENJOY YOUR FREEDOM, LITTLE MONKEY..........THOUGH IT BE EVER SO SHORT-LIVED. :mad: MUAHAHAHAHAHA! :doom:

[THWIP*]

http://img95.exs.cx/img95/9087/ockhand.gif


SPIDEY: "STILL NOT FLINCHING...NOPE...NOT FLINCHING...NOT BLINKING...SIKE...NERVES OF STEEL...WHAT'S THAT?...THE SOUND OF ME NOT FLINCHING. O.K., MY TURN; LOSER HAS TO WEAR A DRESS IN PUBLIC."

[THWIP*]

http://img99.exs.cx/img99/734/spwater.gif


"WATER........OH CRAP! ACCORDING TO MY VIDEO GAMES, THIS STUFF IS MY WORST NEMISIS!":eek:

[THWIP*]

http://img46.exs.cx/img46/1975/lunch2nc.png


MJ: "SORRY 'TIGER'.....THAT ONLY WORKS WHEN YOUR UPSIDE DOWN. NOW GO GET ME SOME YOGURT AND A 'PEOPLE MAGAZINE'." :rolleyes:

[The Navigator]

:D
LoL!

[The Joker]

http://www.spiderfan.org/cgi-bin/cover.pl?80123,spiderman_dr_octopus_year_one,005.j pg

Ock: AAAAHHHHHHHHH Nooooooooo Spider crotch attack :eek:

[InsomniacFreak]

http://img99.exs.cx/img99/734/spwater.gif

Man, for some reason every time I come down here,
shortly afterwards, I experience an itching, burning sensation.
Wait a minute!!!! Could a wet spidey suit be the cause of
this chafeing?

Parker has a scientific breakthrough.

[The Navigator]

:D

Makes sense to me--the idiot isn't good at pattern recognition.

[InsomniacFreak]

http://img95.exs.cx/img95/9087/ockhand.gif


SPIDEY: "STILL NOT FLINCHING...NOPE...NOT FLINCHING...NOT BLINKING...SIKE...NERVES OF STEEL...WHAT'S THAT?...THE SOUND OF ME NOT FLINCHING. O.K., MY TURN; LOSER HAS TO WEAR A DRESS IN PUBLIC."

:up: :up: maybe Ock can borrow one of Kingpin's dresses :)

Rabbit - Thanks for all the Spidey pics btw.

[The Navigator]

Took ya long enough.
:mad:
;)

No problem.

[InsomniacFreak]

http://img95.exs.cx/img95/9087/ockhand.gif

Spidey Mocks Ock: "Peel the flesh of her bones, huh?" You've been at this
for hours now and you haven't managed to peel so much as the mask off my face.

[gregtestagent]

what happened? you guys are really sensitive about your threads that go on and on and on....I'll just put my spidey pics on then....jeez!

[The Navigator]

No, it's just.....not many of them have sparked our creativity yet, is all. (Although, the non-Spider-Man related ones you may or may not want to get rid of.)

[gregtestagent]

I'm not a spammer I just thought since this thread had been called "caption this" and it had been going for a while with just Spider-Man that it needed something new.

[gregtestagent]

I can't find humor in just Spider-Man! I need a variety of all the superheroes otherwise it just gets stale.

[InsomniacFreak]

what happened? you guys are really sensitive about your threads that go on and on and on....I'll just put my spidey pics on then....jeez!


Thanks for the cooperation and we'd love your Spidey pics, but why don't you offer us a caption too when you provide them? Cmon it's fun so give it a try.

This thread goes on and on because we take it upon ourselves to take good care of it and defend it when it is threatened. That's why it is one of few threads (if not the ONLY thread) on Hype that's this old and this large and is still NOT a CHAT/SPAM thread.

[The Navigator]

Well.....we could.

[gregtestagent]

No, it's just.....not many of them have sparked our creativity yet, is all. (Although, the non-Spider-Man related ones you may or may not want to get rid of.)
can I still post ones I think have potential?. Some are easier than others...

[The Navigator]

Thanks for the cooperation and we'd love your Spidey pics, but why don't you offer us a caption too when you provide them? Cmon it's fun so give it a try.

This thread goes on and on because we take it upon ourselves to take good care of it and defend it when it is threatened. That's why it is one of few threads (if not the ONLY thread) on Hype that's this old and this large and is still NOT a CHAT/SPAM thread.

HEY!! Quit talking!

(whip crack)

And get back to digging! We still have two Sankara stones to find!

[gregtestagent]

Thanks for the cooperation and we'd love your Spidey pics, but why don't you offer us a caption too when you provide them? Cmon it's fun so give it a try.

This thread goes on and on because we take it upon ourselves to take good care of it and defend it when it is threatened. That's why it is one of few threads (if not the ONLY thread) on Hype that's this old and this large and is still NOT a CHAT/SPAM thread.
I'm not terribly good at giving the right caption. I'm good at finding a pic that already looks funny. You guys can help with the rest of the equation right?.

[The Navigator]

can I still post ones I think have potential?. Some are easier than others...

Sure, knock yourself out.

This, much like "break a leg," is not to be taken literally.

[InsomniacFreak]

can I still post ones I think have potential?. Some are easier than others...

When introducing non-spidey pics into this thread, do that in moderation and try thinking of a spidey related caption for them when you do. That would pass muster I think.

Just dumping a bunch of non-spidey pics with no captions is definitely spamming though IMO.

[gregtestagent]

Did you guys read how Dock Ock (one of this thread's footsoldiers I suppose) launched a preemptive strike on me?

[gregtestagent]

and I think he hates Batman!
Ok stop cos this is just spam.

Especially the Batman pics.

[The Joker]

Did you guys read how Dock Ock (one of this thread's footsoldiers I suppose) launched a preemptive strike on me?

Ok troll 2 things.

1.You spammed this thread with irrelevant pics

2.I dont hate Batman.So stop spreading crap about me.

[InsomniacFreak]

http://img46.exs.cx/img46/1975/lunch2nc.png

MJ: Here you go babe, one meatless hotdog and an empty drink bottle.
Only the best for the hero's night quest.

[The Navigator]

Hey, settle down, dude. Doc's nobody's "footsoldier." He just happens to care about when a thread gets off-topic. And so what if he hates Batman?

[gregtestagent]

Ok troll 2 things.

1.You spammed this thread with irrelevant pics

2.I dont hate Batman.So stop spreading crap about me.
ok troll hater 1 thing
1. http://img110.exs.cx/img110/6949/stfu7xp.jpg

[The Navigator]

http://img46.exs.cx/img46/1975/lunch2nc.png

MJ: Here you go babe, one meatless hotdog and an empty drink bottle.
Only the best for the hero's night quest.

:D :up:

http://img46.exs.cx/img46/1975/lunch2nc.png

Spider-Man: I'm reminded of one of my favorite movie lines right now.
MJ: Really? Which one?
Spider-Man: "Sorry honey--I've got to go to work. Will you stay in bed till I get back?"
MJ: The guy who said that was a loser.
Spider-Man: But a COOL loser...

[The Joker]

Yay I'm going to get you banned :D

Be right back.

[gregtestagent]

ha ha

[gregtestagent]

showed you up

[The Navigator]

Guys, what the hell are you DOING?! Calm down!

[InsomniacFreak]

Did you guys read how Dock Ock (one of this thread's footsoldiers I suppose) launched a preemptive strike on me?

You're speaking in the presence of a fearsome and sleepless footsoldier right now so tread softly about this crap while in my company. Doc Ock was just protecting our thread. I hooked it up with the mods risking my membership to protect this thread and I will do it again if necessary. Don't make me.

Ok troll 2 things.

1.You spammed this thread with irrelevant pics

2.I dont hate Batman.So stop spreading crap about me.

Let it go, Doc Ock.


ENOUGH. I SAID THIS IS NOT A CHAT THREAD DAMMIT.

[The Joker]

Guys, what the hell are you DOING?! Calm down!

I aint done nothing.He started talking about me and posting swear words.Which is now gonna get him banned cos I reported him :D

[gregtestagent]

well it's been fun...

[The Joker]

You're speaking in the presence of a fearsome and sleepless footsoldier right now so tread softly about this crap while in my company. Doc Ock was just protecting our thread. I hooked it up with the mods risking my membership to protect this thread and I will do it again if necessary. Don't make me.



Let it go, Doc Ock.


ENOUGH. I SAID THIS IS NOT A CHAT THREAD DAMMIT.

Thank you :up:

And dont worry I'm done ;)

[The Navigator]

http://www.phonogram.us/images/comics/coverst/miart.jpg
Spidey: (off-camera) Where was I? It's a long story, but it all started when I got addicted to Nuke. I started behaving irrationally, hanging out with Black Cat and getting involved with hackneyed plots. It would still be years before I got married, and I thought I was invincible. And clearly, I paid the price with JMS.

[InsomniacFreak]

http://www.spiderfan.org/cgi-bin/cover.pl?80123,spiderman_dr_octopus_year_one,005.j pg

Ock: NOOOOOO, don't hit me there. I'm in my 8th month. Please don't hurt me for the love of my unborn child.

It appears Ock gave Arnold's "Junior" serum a try.

[The Joker]

http://www.spiderfan.org/cgi-bin/cover.pl?80123,spiderman_dr_octopus_year_one,005.j pg

Ock: NOOOOOO, don't hit me there. I'm in my 8th month. Please don't hurt me for the love of my unborn child.

It appears Ock gave Arnold's "Junior" serum a try.

LMFAO! :D

[The Navigator]

http://www.spideykicksbutt.com/DeepThoughts/VerySpecialSpidey2.jpg

Spidey: Oh, God, not the poor man's flying Patrick Stewart! HELP!!

[BrodieBruce]

When did Patrick Stewart fly?: confused:

[The Navigator]

*sigh*

Star Trek. He flew threw space. And in a Christmas Carol, he soared through the air (by holding onto the spirits, but still)

So, in the words of James Tolkan:

http://img50.exs.cx/img50/6279/warshoots.gif
"EAT LEAD, SLACKERS!!"

[InsomniacFreak]

When did Patrick Stewart fly?: confused:

um. Frequently, through space, aboard a little ship known as Enterprise 1701-D.

OMG, my nerdinistic tendancy has reared its ugly head yet again.

[BrodieBruce]

*sigh*

Star Trek. He flew threw space. And in a Christmas Carol, he soared through the air (by holding onto the spirits, but still)

So, in the words of James Tolkan:

http://img50.exs.cx/img50/6279/warshoots.gif
"EAT LEAD, SLACKERS!!"
That Star Trek excuse is lame, but I have been vanquished the excellence of the CaroL:(

[InsomniacFreak]

HAHAHAHA I see I'm not alone. NERDS****NERDS****NERDS!!!!!!

[The Navigator]

http://members.fortunecity.com/drg4/morb9.JPG

DAMMIT!! All right, who spilled beer on the carpet?





(and what's "the CaroL?")

[The Navigator]

HAHAHAHA I see I'm not alone. NERDS****NERDS****NERDS!!!!!!

I will NOT sacrifice the caption thread. We've made too many compromises, too many retreats. They give us spam, and we fall back. They relocate entire threads, and we fall back. Not again! The line must be drawn HERE! This far, no further! And I....will make them LAUGH in what they read!

[InsomniacFreak]

http://members.fortunecity.com/drg4/morb9.JPG

Andromeda, you will be mine. Poseidon has ordered it so.

[The Navigator]

http://members.fortunecity.com/drg4/1vul10.JPG

David Carradine in his more private moments.

[InsomniacFreak]

I will NOT sacrifice the caption thread. We've made too many compromises, too many retreats. They give us spam, and we fall back. They relocate entire threads, and we fall back. Not again! The line must be drawn HERE! This far, no further! And I....will make them LAUGH in what they read!

Spoken like a true footsolder of Llambda, Llambda, Llambda!!!!!! :)

[The Navigator]

http://members.fortunecity.com/drg4/partners5.JPG

See? It's so much nicer looking at you like this. You're not in my franchise, you're not talking, it's just the visual. Now let me just get some paper towels...

[InsomniacFreak]

:D Hahahaha ^

[Zev]

I will NOT sacrifice the caption thread. We've made too many compromises, too many retreats. They give us spam, and we fall back. They relocate entire threads, and we fall back. Not again! The line must be drawn HERE! This far, no further! And I....will make them LAUGH in what they read!

Rabbit Samurai, I wanna have your babies.

http://img95.exs.cx/img95/9087/ockhand.gif

"Does this bug you? Does this bug you? I'm not touching you, I'm not TOUCHING you..."

http://members.fortunecity.com/drg4/partners5.JPG

The man dressed up in red and blue spandex and shoots gooey stuff out of his wrists. What, you expected him to NOT have fetish issues?

http://members.fortunecity.com/drg4/1vul10.JPG

Here, we see a preview of "More Sins Past", where Peter discovers that his Uncle Ben was also a Spider-Man, one of an order that stretches back millenia to protect the world from Goblins...

http://members.fortunecity.com/drg4/morb9.JPG

"Gwen, I had a relapse!"

This is insanely funny if you've read my fanfic.

http://img99.exs.cx/img99/734/spwater.gif

"Okay, water should be coming down any moment... BINGO!"

http://img46.exs.cx/img46/1975/lunch2nc.png

"HI honey, just stopped by for a dry set of clothes and a cup of SEX."

[The Navigator]

BWAHAHAHAHA! Good stuff, Zev.

But I thought you were against gay activities...;)

[InsomniacFreak]

Rabbit Samurai, I wanna have your babies.



Well done. I see you've finally comprehended the essence of subtlety ;) :up:

[doc ock rules!]

What if Spider-man 2 had been shot in the 90s?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v294/spiderdevil/be23ea0e.jpg

Sam Raimi: Doc Ock tries to rob the bank. Luckily, Spider-man is there to stop him.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v294/spiderdevil/c57e9090.jpg

Sam Raimi: Spidey gets the **** beat out of him.

http://members.fortunecity.com/drg4/1vul10.JPG[

Sam Raimi: And after the battle, it's revealed there is another Spider-man clone running about and it's... AUNT MAY!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v469/Huntress_04/spidey4.jpg

Tobey (in best Napoleon Dynamite imitation): This is pretty much the worst movie ever made. You guys are so retarded! Gosh! -Tobey throws his tea at Raimi and runs away like a wimp.-

[The Navigator]

http://members.fortunecity.com/drg4/racer4.JPG

Damn. If I didn't need the money, I'd leave this McDonald's delivery boy crap in a heartbeat.

http://members.fortunecity.com/drg4/framed3.JPG

Whoa whoa whoa.....OK, so I forgot a dime. Easy.

[The Navigator]

http://members.fortunecity.com/drg4/venret2.JPG

Venom: I swear I saw it.
Guy: Not fake?
Venom: No, no, real....and spectacular.

[The Navigator]

http://members.fortunecity.com/drg4/men4.JPG
HA! And you thought Batman's costume had terrible nipples...

[Zev]

http://members.fortunecity.com/drg4/racer4.JPG

Rocket Racer: Setting back race relations since the 1970s.

http://members.fortunecity.com/drg4/framed3.JPG

Linda Hamilton IS The Hot Dog Vendor IN Terminator 4: No Relish, Baby.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v294/spiderdevil/c57e9090.jpg

Try as he might, Doc Ock could just not get the hang of bobbing for apples.

"What, I'm supposed to use MY OWN head?"

http://members.fortunecity.com/drg4/partners5.JPG

SPIDER-MAN: Alright, Cat, don't worry, I'm going to get you out of there. But first, what color panties are you wearing?

BLACK CAT: Mmm mph mmffff! (subtitled) I can't answer you, I have tape over my mouth!

SPIDER-MAN: Oh! You're not wearing any? Saucy!

BLACK CAT: Mmph mmm mmh mm! (subtitled) You're so dirty!

http://members.fortunecity.com/drg4/1vul10.JPG

"Yes, a dirty OLD MAN!"

[The Navigator]

http://members.fortunecity.com/drg4/armed7.JPG
Molina: Hello, Sam?
Sam: Yes, hello, Fred. What's up?
Molina: Well, I was hoping we could negotiate my contract for Spider-Man 3. I mean, we all know I'm going to be in it, right?
Sam:....uh.....you're....you're breaking up, Alfred....kkkk....
Alfred: Sam? SAM?
(click)
Alfred: Bloody hell.

[The Navigator]

http://members.fortunecity.com/drg4/alcost8.JPG

JJ: EDdie, you made the Bugle a laughingstock for the 57th time in a row! You're FIRED!
Eddie: But boss, it's not my fault I'm an incompetent, lying, biased reporter!
JJ: And why's that?
Eddie: Because I used to work for the New York Times!

[gregtestagent]

:confused: what happened? why aren't I banned? I really wanted to go on a revenge rampage. :mad:

[gregtestagent]

http://img149.exs.cx/img149/2870/amazingspiderman5011wl.jpg
aww man! first I have to deal with pidgeons and now this!? that's it! the company will have to pay for the cleaning from now on!

[gregtestagent]

http://img149.exs.cx/img149/4222/meanwhile5nq.jpg
MaryJane: leggo my eggo!
Sidey: your lucky I'm the only one who ate breakfast!

[The Joker]

:confused: what happened? why aren't I banned? I really wanted to go on a revenge rampage. :mad:

I didn't report you Sherlock.So try and play nice in here ;)

[gregtestagent]

I didn't report you Sherlock.So try and play nice in here ;)
oh thank god...thanks for being patient with a fool

[The Joker]

oh thank god...thanks for being patient with a fool

LOL!

Ok lets let bygones be bygones.

Now on with the captioning :up:

[gregtestagent]

http://img124.exs.cx/img124/1431/spideypeek8mr.png
so....this isn't the Polar Express?...uhh..ok sorry folks...merry christmas!

[gregtestagent]

http://img124.exs.cx/img124/8348/hohoho2cc.png
Santa: come back here! Blitzen do we have a spare? my head is getting numb!

[gregtestagent]

http://img124.exs.cx/img124/672/spectacularspiderman143wn.jpg
rehearsal day for spidey stunt doubles....(Sam:who needs CGI!)

[gregtestagent]

could I PM these other pics to someone? I just dont have enough talent to caption them all.

[gregtestagent]

or I can just post what I have and you guys can take your time with them. and they are spider-man stuf! don't kill me!

[Alexia Dark]

Ah, glad to see this is where it belongs. Let's hope it stays here.

[SpideyLad]

:confused: what happened? why aren't I banned? I really wanted to go on a revenge rampage. :mad:

Will you just shut up about being banned for gods sake! if you want to get banned, then leave the hype for a few days, its basically the same thing moron!

[The Squirrel]

http://img124.exs.cx/img124/1431/spideypeek8mr.png

Dear God!! LET ME IN!! ITS FREEZING OUT HERE!! MY WHOLE BODY IS GOING NUMB!!!

Spider-Man regrets the fact that he had forgotten his ticket, and learns to be more carefull in the future.

[Zev]

http://img124.exs.cx/img124/1431/spideypeek8mr.png

"Ha! Gotcha, rabbi!"

In the same vein as Captain America: The Truth, here we see another disturbing portrait of how America's "heroes" are really scum in "Spider-Man: Anti-Semite"

[InsomniacFreak]

http://img124.exs.cx/img124/1431/spideypeek8mr.png

Sam *off camera*: Cmon Alfred, no Fiddler on the Roof dress rehearsals on my train set while we're filming OK?

[Zev]

http://img124.exs.cx/img124/1431/spideypeek8mr.png

"Look, you two have fought long enough. It's time for you and Mel Gibson to mend the fence. I know for a fact that he loves Ben Stiller and Rabbi, you own all the Mad Max movies, even Beyond Thunderdome!"

[InsomniacFreak]

could I PM these other pics to someone? I just dont have enough talent to caption them all.

Oh no you don't. As EVERYBODY KNOWS, it is a Caption This initiation you must endure, a rite of passage if you will, to have sucky Captions before you become really good at it. I myself have been in this damn pledge period for quite some time just longing for the hazing to run its sad and bitter course. ;)

Don't worry if they're good. Just make sure they're not bad if you get my meaning. Trust me, we'll either laugh with you or at you just the same so it's all good. ;)

[InsomniacFreak]

http://img124.exs.cx/img124/672/spectacularspiderman143wn.jpg

Captain, I believe there's a temperal rift in the space time continuum. We're seeing multiple Spider-mans in the Marvel Universe.

[InsomniacFreak]

http://members.fortunecity.com/drg4/framed3.JPG

Mister, I told you it wasn't a tofu hotdog when you ordered it.
No. I'm not refunding your money. Now scram!!!

[The Navigator]

http://img124.exs.cx/img124/672/spectacularspiderman143wn.jpg

Captain, I believe there's a temperal rift in the space time continuum. We're seeing multiple Spider-mans in the Marvel Universe.
Or would that be Spider-Men? And don't forget, if they see or meet each other, there are two possiblities: one, they will simply go into shock and pass out. Or two, the confrontation would result in an explosion that would unravel the very fabric of the space-time continuum and destroy the universe! Granted, that's a worst-case scenario, the explosion may be very localized, limited only to our own galaxy.

;)

[The Navigator]

Hee...."Tofu"...

You're up early, IF. ;)

[InsomniacFreak]

Or would that be Spider-Men? And don't forget, if they see or meet each other, there are two possiblities: one, they will simply go into shock and pass out. Or two, the confrontation would result in an explosion that would unravel the very fabric of the space-time continuum and destroy the universe! Granted, that's a worst-case scenario, the explosion may be very localized, limited only to our own galaxy.

;)

I'm a She-hulk dammit, not a grammar queen. :)

[The Navigator]

And yet you have no she-hulk avatar.

And actually, I stole that first sentence from the animated series, it wasn't a critique against you.

[Zev]

http://img124.exs.cx/img124/672/spectacularspiderman143wn.jpg

SPIDER-MAN: ****ING JACKAL!

SPIDER-MAN: ****ING JACKAL!

SPIDER-MAN: ****ING JACKAL!

SPIDER-MAN: ****ING JACKAL!

SPIDER-MAN: ****ING JACKAL!

SPIDER-MAN: ****ING JACKAL!

SPIDER-MAN: ****ING JACKAL!

SPIDER-MAN: ****ING JACKAL!

SPIDER-MAN: Stop copying me!

[The Navigator]

OK, that was hilarious. Kudos. :D

[InsomniacFreak]

And yet you have no she-hulk avatar.

And actually, I stole that first sentence from the animated series, it wasn't a critique against you.

I'm a She-hulk dammit, not a graphics designer.

Besides, is the Mean Green Captionator title and the manner in which I pounce not sufficiently intimidating? Some people just don't need fancy avatars OR to type in all caps to strike fear in the heart of men (plural). ;)

*sigh* You're right. My avatar does suck. I need moving sheep and a green face, and perhaps some hair. Doesn't really matter what I have, it'd be too small to see it anyway. (Unlike some people I don't spam all day just so I can have a larger avatar. :)

[The Navigator]

True, true.

And shouldn't it be "hearts" of men?


:D
:D

Oh, God, don't pound me...

[Zev]

http://members.fortunecity.com/drg4/partners5.JPG

"Didn't I tell you not to date Robert Blake? DIDN'T I TELL YOU!?"

[The Navigator]

http://members.fortunecity.com/drg4/alcost8.JPG

Eddie: Always with the crewcut! WHY do you have to have a crewcut ALL the time, JJ?
JJ: Let me tell you a little story about why I've got a crewcut. It's a small little tale about a guy named YOU'RE FIRED!

[Spyke da wolf]

UUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHH ah yeah heh heh........:bomb:

[InsomniacFreak]

http://members.fortunecity.com/drg4/partners5.JPG

So Madame Web, what I think your crystal ball is telling me here is that
to keep a girl from saying no when I ask her out, all I have to do is to is
web her up and muzzle her BEFORE asking. Wow! Simple. No wait, wait,
don't go away yet. What do I do next? What next?......Please, come back?

[Zev]

http://members.fortunecity.com/drg4/partners5.JPG

"Alright, I can understand the ropes and gag, but a FORCEFIELD? It's not like you HAVE superpowers or anything."

"Mmmp mmph mmf!"

[The Navigator]

Wonder what she's saying there. :)

Saucy!

[InsomniacFreak]

http://members.fortunecity.com/drg4/1sw3.JPG

"This little device is like holding the power of the sun in the
palm of my hand. I love this thing. It's ingenious."

bzzzzt. bzzzzt. bzzzzt. bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt....POP!!!

"Damn. Not again."

After changing the bug zapper lightbulb for what seemed like the
bazillionth time, Ock becomes inspired to create a renewable
energy source.

[The Navigator]

That's genius. (No pun intended. ;))

[InsomniacFreak]

http://img38.exs.cx/img38/3472/ddshake.gif

DD: Peter, I may be blind but my sense of touch is working just fine.
You can let go and stop shaking my hand any time now.

Spidey: (smiling devilishly underneath mask) I apologize Matt. I'm trying
to let go but it appears I've accidentally webbed our hands together.

DD: No you haven't!! I can tell you're just squeezing my hand. I said
I was blind. Not dumb. Now, Let go dammit !!!

Spidey: Oh alright. You're no fun. *yanks hand free with a jerk while
simulaneously webbing DD's feet to the ground. Then slings away.*

http://img40.exs.cx/img40/6268/ddtwirls.gif

DD: What the hell? I can't move my feet. Why you little......
*flicks spiked cane in direction of webbed wonder*

http://members.fortunecity.com/drg4/duel8.JPG

Spidey: That will teach me to play tricks on a blind man.

[gregtestagent]

http://img103.exs.cx/img103/2594/asm31cvr6rw.jpg
http://img103.exs.cx/img103/9099/hramazingspiderman468tb.jpg
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http://img58.exs.cx/img58/3739/peterparkerspiderman36humberto.jpg
http://img58.exs.cx/img58/788/gwen9dh.jpg

[InsomniacFreak]

http://img58.exs.cx/img58/788/gwen9dh.jpg

NOOOOOOOO. Say it's not true. I broke up with Batman for a poor-ass photographer. *sniff*

[InsomniacFreak]

http://img58.exs.cx/img58/698/amsm511bk.jpg

MJ paints the town proudly wearing a special gift she received from Spider-man, a pair of new designer jeans made of a new mysterious fabric - webbing. Excited at receiving the gift, MJ tries them on and dashes out of her apartment - failing to read Spidey's note or the clothing label.

Spidey's Note: "MJ, You're just too damn sexy for clothes but here's a little something I made just for you. Please wear them on our date tomorrow night, but not before. Read the label to find out why. XOXO"

Clothing Label: Jeans will dissolve and disappear completely after about one hour of wear.

[Zev]

http://img103.exs.cx/img103/2594/asm31cvr6rw.jpg

"As you can see here, E=MC Spider-Man headie."

[SpideyLad]

http://members.fortunecity.com/drg4/framed3.JPG

Peter: Excuse me miss, this hot dog has mold on it, and its cold
Hot Dog Lady: Report me to the Health Department and you can kiss your ass goodbye

[Agent Thermal]

http://img103.exs.cx/img103/2594/asm31cvr6rw.jpg
As big a nerd as he was, he still forgot that plasma was a state of matter as well...

[Agent Thermal]

http://members.fortunecity.com/drg4/framed3.JPG
Peter: "VENDERA!? My old arch-nemesis!? I thought they'd locked you away for good!:eek:"

[Agent Thermal]

http://img103.exs.cx/img103/2594/asm31cvr6rw.jpg
"Let's see...according to my great-power/great-responsibility ratio..."

[Agent Thermal]

http://members.fortunecity.com/drg4/1sw3.JPG
Dr. Octopus: "Yeeeeesssssss........my sub-atomic leveler is almost fully functional......"

[SpideyLad]

http://www.spiderfan.org/cgi-bin/cover.pl?80123,spiderman_dr_octopus_year_one,005.j pg

ARGHH! THE FAT!

The New improved limted edition Doctor Octopus action figure! Now comes with 50% extra fat!

[The Squirrel]

http://img103.exs.cx/img103/2594/asm31cvr6rw.jpg
Timmy!! Stop playing with my new Spidey Signal in the middle of class. I have to take that to the police station later tonight.

[The Navigator]

http://img103.exs.cx/img103/2594/asm31cvr6rw.jpg

Anyone else find it the least bit curious that he's got two bags of bones by his desk on the left?

[The Squirrel]

i see a skeleton (sp?) but i dont see any bags?

[The Navigator]

It's an expression. And Aunt May would be bag number 2. ;) :D

[Zev]

http://img103.exs.cx/img103/2594/asm31cvr6rw.jpg

"Radiation? Harmful! Don't be ridiculous, it makes you stronger and lets you marry a supermodel!"

[The Navigator]

http://img103.exs.cx/img103/2594/asm31cvr6rw.jpg

"Radiation? Harmful! Don't be ridiculous, it makes you stronger and lets you marry a supermodel!"

Radiation? Of course! From all the fallout from the atomic wars...

[Zev]

http://img103.exs.cx/img103/2594/asm31cvr6rw.jpg

Young Normie Osborn will just NOT STOP playing mind games with Peter. He also left a thumb tack on his chair.

[The Navigator]

http://img58.exs.cx/img58/698/amsm511bk.jpg


Dammit, even that pisher Cyclops is checking out my wife.

[gregtestagent]

http://img58.exs.cx/img58/698/amsm511bk.jpg


Dammit, even that pisher Cyclops is checking out my wife.
Cyclops has brown hair.....if you wanna spot an X-Man then I'd say that guy in the back looks like Logan...but I don't think he would be wearing that!

[gregtestagent]

http://img100.exs.cx/img100/2884/wizardspidermanspecillo5ak.jpg
http://img100.exs.cx/img100/8225/spideytorch32fd.jpg
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http://img100.exs.cx/img100/4360/spiderman031ao.jpg
http://img100.exs.cx/img100/1908/spiderman02terrydodson2tq.jpg

[gregtestagent]

http://img100.exs.cx/img100/4360/spiderman031ao.jpg
girl- wait! he was only trying to juice up my mp3 player! damn duracell batteries! and damn you!

[gregtestagent]

http://img100.exs.cx/img100/1908/spiderman02terrydodson2tq.jpg
another fearless Spiderman fan dutifully harasses the other super-hero boards and then makes a run for home.

[gregtestagent]

http://img100.exs.cx/img100/8225/spideytorch32fd.jpg
honks horn- la cucaracha notes play

[Agent Thermal]

http://img100.exs.cx/img100/1659/ullcerspideyvsock5hk.jpg
Dr. Octopus: "That's the LAST time you call Octavius 'yellow,' wallcrawler..."