Caption this!!!

[Zev]

http://img100.exs.cx/img100/2884/wizardspidermanspecillo5ak.jpg

We don't know what happened either, but when Peter woke up he was covered in white, gooey stuff... take that as you will.

[InsomniacFreak]

http://img100.exs.cx/img100/8225/spideytorch32fd.jpg

As OJ attacks his next victim a trio of superheros move in for the collar.
Without his white Broncho, I'm afraid OJ doesn't stand a chance of outrunning
the Torch, Spidey and Spider-Herbie.

[InsomniacFreak]

http://img100.exs.cx/img100/1659/ullcerspideyvsock5hk.jpg
I KNOW KUNG FU.

[gregtestagent]

http://img139.exs.cx/img139/6154/tangledwebthethousand2glennfab.jpg
Tobey shreiking in a muffled voice- Alright, I take it back Ms.Kidman! Bewitched will not suck! where's your broom?!

[InsomniacFreak]

http://img100.exs.cx/img100/4360/spiderman031ao.jpg

Kid: But I thought the Creature from the Black Lagoon was just a movie character.
Spidey: Yeah kid, me too.

[The Squirrel]

http://img100.exs.cx/img100/1908/spiderman02terrydodson2tq.jpg

After Spidey eats the last Eggo Muffin on the face of the earth the others seek revenge.


http://img100.exs.cx/img100/1659/ullcerspideyvsock5hk.jpg

Ock: GIVE MY BACK MY OREO!!!!

[gregtestagent]

http://img160.exs.cx/img160/9260/amazingspiderman5030de.jpg
spidey- your all mine!....all mine!.....aaaahahahah!

[gregtestagent]

http://img160.exs.cx/img160/6167/marvelagespiderman03markbrooks.jpg
spidey- aaahhhhh! sandy cheeks! sandy cheeks! sandy cheecks!

[gregtestagent]

http://img160.exs.cx/img160/2821/doc20ock20lopresti4jn.jpg
business? casual? sporty? oh to hell with this! I'll free-ball it!

[gregtestagent]

http://img160.exs.cx/img160/7796/mhasm305pa.jpg
and now for some bocce ball! do you guys see a big enough lawn to play in? it's gonna need to be huge!

[gregtestagent]

are my captions funny? yes? :D no? :( or are they inbetween? :eek:

[InsomniacFreak]

http://img160.exs.cx/img160/6167/marvelagespiderman03markbrooks.jpg

After weeks upon weeks of excreting sand from every orifice of his body, Tobey regrets having convinced Sam to pick Sandman for the SM3 villain.

[Mrs_Parker]

are my captions funny? yes? http://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.gif no? http://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/smilies/frown.gif or are they inbetween? http://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/smilies/eek.gifThey're sweet, really. http://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/smilies/smile.gif

[gregtestagent]

They're sweet, really. http://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/smilies/smile.gif
Actually now that I look at them they are kinda gross

[Mrs_Parker]

http://members.fortunecity.com/drg4/duel8.JPG

Whew, this is the last time I will chase a crook into a Chippendales club.I've been following this thread for months....

and this is THE FUNNIEST CAPTION I have seen thus far!

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! TeeHeeTeeheeTeeehee!!!

:up: :up: :up: :up: :up:

[Mrs_Parker]

Actually now that I look at them they are kinda grossAw, don't be so hard on yurself. :)

[InsomniacFreak]

http://img100.exs.cx/img100/1908/spiderman02terrydodson2tq.jpg

Peter: Hiya Wendy..... whoa, the way Tiger Lilly's got you dressing these days,
you make me wanna grow up, girl.

Tinkerbell *with irritated high-pitched voice*: Watch out Peter, get your eyes off her.
Captain Hook is trying to whack you with that new attachment on his arm.

Peter: Calm down Tink, that's not Captain Hook, it's Captain America and now that he's a
lost boy, he's one of us. But watch out. It appears someone has ratted out the location
of our secret hideway. We got one of Indian Chief's henchmen on our tail. And who's this
little man riding a fly? Oh, No. Have you been talking in your sleep again, Tink?

[The Navigator]

Oh, dear Lord, that's hilarious. :D

[InsomniacFreak]

Oh, dear Lord, that's hilarious. :D

Why Thank you, thank you very much. Got any mo pics? The Captionator is sleepless tonight, having just been juiced from watching Sydney Bristow with a Samurai Sword.

[The Navigator]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v488/RabbitSamurai5/roadbunnymicrod.bmp

The Rabbit watches "Lost," IF. And I still see no shulkie in your avvy!

[InsomniacFreak]

Hey I watched Lost too but I can't believe you didn't take my advice and watch Alias. How sad. You missed seeing a nice sword too ;)

Uhhhh what up , your bunny's got a gun dude? Guess I'll keep this samurai I been holding for ya since you've given up the sword. Otherwise I'll send it with the Easter Bunny. I'm sure he knows where to find you.

[The Navigator]

I watched this evening's episode, if that counts.

And don't worry, that pic's just for the Hype! comic. And the Easter Bunny's a sack of [expletive deleted in the interest of promoting a sugary cheerful holiday]

[InsomniacFreak]

[IMG] And I still see no shulkie in your avvy!


Well if CConn truly owned InsomniacFreak, I wouldn't have this sucky avatar now would I? His pride surely would not allow such a travesty.

[The Navigator]

Wait a minit....you want me to get cconn to make you an avvy?


That's a really roundabout thing, coming from you.

[InsomniacFreak]

For a Hare, you sure catch on like a Turtle but eventually you cross the finish line. :)

Now MORE PICS DAMMIT!!!!......um please?

[InsomniacFreak]

http://img100.exs.cx/img100/2884/wizardspidermanspecillo5ak.jpg
After a late night shoot, Tobey crashes into bed
as visions of sugar plums dance in his head.

[The Navigator]

Don't worry, there'll be some soon....I'm even whipping up some avvies for ya.

[The Navigator]

http://img100.exs.cx/img100/2884/wizardspidermanspecillo5ak.jpg

(cupping his pillow)
Oh, yeah......D at least....

[InsomniacFreak]

hehehehe. Saying something similar to that is probably what got Pete that
knot on his head, huh?

[The Navigator]

HA! Too true.

;)

[Zev]

Lost? Alias? P-shaw! Veronica Mars is where it's at, biyatch.

[The Navigator]

Oh, you did NOT just say that....:mad:

Zev, we agree on many things, but the minute you start dissing Locke, I'ma gonna have to open up a can of Waco Kid on your ass...

[InsomniacFreak]

:up: :up: Rabbit.

In response, I offer this>>>>


http://img139.exs.cx/img139/6154/tangledwebthethousand2glennfab.jpg

Peter watched the theft occur in the middle of broad daylight. From the rooftops above, he tracked the smoothest female pick pocket he had ever seen into a nearby alley. He gazed in silence as she examined the goods and made a quick call while simultaneously changing her clothes in mere seconds. Before Peter knew it, she had slapped on a blond wig and had stepped back onto the street. Impressed by the speed of her quick-change (he was never that fast), Peter followed her for a few blocks and watched as she non-shalantly dropped her purse into a garbage can. This was it - his queue to move in. As Peter apprehended the slickster, he found he was ill-prepared for his encounter with Undercover Agent Sydney Bristow.

[The Navigator]

:D
NICE.

Now all we need is him finding a formerly wheelchaired bald guy with a penchant for knives. ;)

[Mrs_Parker]

http://img100.exs.cx/img100/2884/wizardspidermanspecillo5ak.jpg
After a late night shoot, Tobey crashes into bed
as visions of sugar plums dance in his head.Now that's sweet. Real sweet.

[Mrs_Parker]

:up: :up: Rabbit.

In response, I offer this>>>>


http://img139.exs.cx/img139/6154/tangledwebthethousand2glennfab.jpg

Peter watched the theft occur in the middle of broad daylight. From the rooftops above, he tracked the smoothest female pick pocket he had ever seen into a nearby alley. He gazed in silence as she examined the goods and made a quick call while simultaneously changing her clothes in mere seconds. Before Peter knew it, she had slapped on a blond wig and had stepped back onto the street. Impressed by the speed of her quick-change (he was never that fast), Peter followed her for a few blocks and watched as she non-shalantly dropped her purse into a garbage can. This was it - his queue to move in. As Peter apprehended the slickster, he found he was ill-prepared for his encounter with Undercover Agent Sydney Bristow.Sydney Bristow! HAHAHAHAHA!!! Good one!!! :up:

[CConn]

Well if CConn truly owned InsomniacFreak, I wouldn't have this sucky avatar now would I? His pride surely would not allow such a travesty.I WON'T ALLOW SUCH A TRAVESTY! PM me pics, and work on your new avvy will begin immediately!

[The Navigator]

:D

Good, good....

[Zev]

http://img139.exs.cx/img139/6154/tangledwebthethousand2glennfab.jpg

Well, Marvel finally did it. They brought Gwen Stacy back from the dead.

GWEN: You found me beautiful once...

SPIDER-MAN: Honey, you got reeeal ugly!

[The Navigator]

Yo, she-*****. Let's go.

XD

[gregtestagent]

http://img139.exs.cx/img139/6154/tangledwebthethousand2glennfab.jpg

Well, Marvel finally did it. They brought Gwen Stacy back from the dead.

GWEN: You found me beautiful once...

SPIDER-MAN: Honey, you got reeeal ugly!
no, spidey used pet semetary to bring her back and now she's after him!

[hulkamania85]

http://img95.exs.cx/img95/1475/SPCchange2.gif

Damnit! No applause until I'm done!

[The Joker]

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_ock_lab.jpg

Otto: Goodness gracious a great ball of fire.

[The Joker]

OH, COME NOW......I KNOW YOU DIDN'T REALLY BELIEVE THAT HASN'T BEEN DONE BEFORE. :down: :p :p

Well I never saw it :mad: :(

[THWIP*]

:up: :up: Rabbit.

In response, I offer this>>>>


http://img139.exs.cx/img139/6154/tangledwebthethousand2glennfab.jpg

Peter watched the theft occur in the middle of broad daylight. From the rooftops above, he tracked the smoothest female pick pocket he had ever seen into a nearby alley. He gazed in silence as she examined the goods and made a quick call while simultaneously changing her clothes in mere seconds. Before Peter knew it, she had slapped on a blond wig and had stepped back onto the street. Impressed by the speed of her quick-change (he was never that fast), Peter followed her for a few blocks and watched as she non-shalantly dropped her purse into a garbage can. This was it - his queue to move in. As Peter apprehended the slickster, he found he was ill-prepared for his encounter with Undercover Agent Sydney Bristow.


EXCELLENT....ANY 'ALIAS' FAN HAS TO APPRECIATE THAT ONE! :D :up:

[THWIP*]

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_ock_lab.jpg

Otto: Goodness gracious a great ball of fire.


OH, COME NOW....I KNOW YOU DIDN'T REALLY BELIEVE THAT HASN'T BEEN DONE BEFORE. :down: :p

[Agent Thermal]

OH, COME NOW....I KNOW YOU DIDN'T REALLY BELIEVE THAT HASN'T BEEN DONE BEFORE. :down: :p

You DARE mock Doc Ock!? :mad:

Hey, that rhymes 3 times!:D

[Zev]

http://img58.exs.cx/img58/698/amsm511bk.jpg

"I may be bad... but I feel sooooo good."

[gregtestagent]

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_ock_lab.jpg
like a folk singer with a southern twang- ohhh I'm just big lump o' fire.. but I'm gonna be a super nova someday..oh yeah...gonna crush me some city oh me oh miyo...with my big lump o' fiyo..right now..lemme hear ya'll sing with me!...oohhh I'm justa big...........

[The Navigator]

http://img58.exs.cx/img58/698/amsm511bk.jpg

Spidey: Hehe....that chick in yellow and red sure has weird-colored legs...

[The Navigator]

http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v87/spiderfan4eva/evil.jpg

Peter: You touch my girlfriend, Hedy, and I'll have to--

Ock: That's "HEDLEY!"

[gregtestagent]

http://img150.exs.cx/img150/7906/kingpin047lp.jpg
http://img150.exs.cx/img150/930/amazingspiderman582hm.jpg
http://img150.exs.cx/img150/7512/peterparker539eg.jpg
http://img150.exs.cx/img150/7311/kingpin054il.jpg
http://img150.exs.cx/img150/7387/gusbeezerspiderman018zd.jpg

[Zev]

http://img150.exs.cx/img150/7512/peterparker539eg.jpg

"No, MJ, I don't know what happened. One minute, I'm normal, the next I'm this misshapen freak!"

http://img150.exs.cx/img150/7906/kingpin047lp.jpg

"Oh man, Wilson, you got a big one there. Let me pop it for you..."

[The Navigator]

http://img150.exs.cx/img150/7311/kingpin054il.jpg

Dammit, Bendis, I said I didn't want any backrubs!

[Zev]

http://img150.exs.cx/img150/7387/gusbeezerspiderman018zd.jpg

Kid: (to Horse thing) Goddamn, son, what did you EAT?

[The Squirrel]

http://img150.exs.cx/img150/7906/kingpin047lp.jpg

Spider-Man regrets the day he messed with Dr. Connor's shrink ray

http://img150.exs.cx/img150/7387/gusbeezerspiderman018zd.jpg

Kid: Look! I could be Spider-Boy and be your sidekick.

Spider-Man: Go home Bucky. I don't want or will ever need a sidekick. I work alone!!

Little does Spidey know that Bucky (because of being rejected) will turn away from a life of good and one day become Spider-Man's greatest nemesis

[The Navigator]

Hehe....nice little reference there, Squirrel.

"And I'm not Spider-Boy, either. THAT ship has sailed."

;)

[The Navigator]

Damn right.

"Why, Rhett! Thought I told you to wash up after your weekly cross-burning. (rubs skin) See, it's comin' off."

:D

[DarkKnightJRK]

http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v87/spiderfan4eva/evil.jpg

Peter: You touch my girlfriend, Hedy, and I'll have to--

Ock: That's "HEDLEY!"

BLAZING SADDLES MOTHERF**KERS!!! :mad::up:

[Zev]

http://img150.exs.cx/img150/7387/gusbeezerspiderman018zd.jpg

SPIDER-MAN: Tell me, kid, have you ever watched the first ten minutes of Mystic River?

KID: No.

SPIDER-MAN: Then this will all be new to you...

[pedro parkero]

NOOOOO!!! WHHYYYYYY???!! Why would you relocate this thread?!! This is the single thing that gives spice to the already dying Spider-Man 2 forum. :(

Captioning movie stills is challenging for me, but not captioning every pic of Spidey imaginable. It lost the fun. Oh well. Maybe in this place Caption This!!! will live on forever. I just don't care anymore.






But of course, before I leave I have to pay my respects to my one-time humor resource first by posting my last batch of captions:



http://img58.exs.cx/img58/698/amsm511bk.jpg
Spidey @ background: Stupid redhead. Since she came in town she's been the center of all attention. People! Can that gal cling to walls like I do? Huh? Huh? Pfffttt! Hey! I'm talking to you! Look here!

[pedro parkero]

This was inspired by the time-wasting movie I just watched. You all know this one...




http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v87/spiderfan4eva/evil.jpg
Parker! I've come for you at last!
http://www.kino.de/pix/FLBILDER/pre04/auto/gal420/04200135.jpg
Give your worst Doc! I'm not afraid of you!
http://www.kino.de/pix/FLBILDER/pre04/auto/gal420/04200158.jpg
OK. Then what is the maximum flight velocity of an unladen swallow?
http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v87/spiderfan4eva/ockgrippete.jpg
Pete: Is that an African or European swallow?
Ock: ???

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v115/SilverSehkmet/grrrr.jpg
Ock (falling inexplicably???): I'll get you yet, Parker!!!

[The Navigator]

You thought Monty Python and the Holy Grail was time wasting??

I'm not sure I want to know you any more...

[pedro parkero]

Of course it's funny. But come on, with a lousy ending like that you'll feel abandoned by time and left to rot...

[The Navigator]

Oh, no you won't--it was the perfect ending. How many quests have you seen that ended in utter failure?

That's what I thought.

[pedro parkero]

Wha? How many idiotic movies end with medieval knights being led to police cars have I seen, you say? Unfortunately, one. It irritates my mental faculties. http://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/smilies/tongue.gif
As I have said, barring the ending I may have liked the movie. Now I like Blazing Saddles better. OK, my sense of humor isn't sophisticated. So what?...

Anyway, this is probably my last effort to make you scoundrels laugh. It's been a great laugh riot, pals.




PART I

http://a8.cpimg.com/image/6C/B9/44074348-3962-01600108-.jpg
Oh No! I'm late for my Pepto-Bismol shoot!

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_jjjameson2.jpg
Hoffman, we are given the crucial task of endorsing this product to the world but Parker's still missing. Can you show me if you can do it?


(continued next post)

[pedro parkero]

PART 2


http://a2.cpimg.com/image/18/CF/41971992-66ce-016000B9-.jpg
http://a5.cpimg.com/image/E9/CD/42011625-ae7f-016000B9-.jpg
http://a9.cpimg.com/image/15/F8/41973269-ef78-016000B9-.jpg
http://a3.cpimg.com/image/5F/D1/41972063-7736-016000B9-.jpg (http://members20.clubphoto.com/_cgi-bin/getImage.pl?imgID=41972063-8b00&trans=)

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_jjjameson.jpg
By Jove! Such emotion! You're gonna be the star, Hoffman! You're hired!

http://www.imgspot.com/u/04/150/19/scream62997.gif
NOOOO!!!

[The Squirrel]

what scene are the top ones from?

[InsomniacFreak]

NOOOOO!!! WHHYYYYYY???!! Why would you relocate this thread?!! This is the single thing that gives spice to the already dying Spider-Man 2 forum. :(

Captioning movie stills is challenging for me, but not captioning every pic of Spidey imaginable. It lost the fun. Oh well. Maybe in this place Caption This!!! will live on forever. I just don't care anymore.



*heavy sigh* Trust me. I know how you feel but just be thankful it's back in the Spider-man forums at all (and not still at Community where it spent a precarious few hours before being moved to Spidey World).

Please don't abandon us. If you have Spidey2 pics then bring them in here. No one was providing Spidey2 pics and that is why the Spidey art/cartoons proliferated ---- for the sake of keeping the thread alive.

Please don't leave.....please.

Oh and love the Pepto Bismal captions :up: :up:

[gregtestagent]

http://www.imgspot.com/u/04/150/19/scream62997.gif
this gif
http://www.animationusa.com/picts/wbpict/long.jpg
reminds me of this

I couldn't make a great caption so I just thought of this instead.

[The Squirrel]

http://img150.exs.cx/img150/930/amazingspiderman582hm.jpg

NO! Mary Jane I swear this isn't what it looks like! I promise I'm not cheating on you with another red head. It's just that...I....ummmmmm...got whacked over the head early tonight..and I got a little delusion and...ummmm...from a distance she looked exactly like you...and.......I might have given her a few kisses but I promise it was nothing serious...NO! M.J. COME BACK!!!!!

[InsomniacFreak]

http://img150.exs.cx/img150/930/amazingspiderman582hm.jpg

Lady: Oh my, I wonder if he knows his tights are split like that down the backside. On second thought. No, Mikey don't tell him, No.

[THWIP*]

*EDIT*

[The Navigator]

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_jjjameson2.jpg

JJ: State your qualifications.
Peter: Stampeding cattle.
JJ: That's not much of a crime.
Peter: Through the vatican?
JJ: Kinky!

[The Navigator]

http://img150.exs.cx/img150/930/amazingspiderman582hm.jpg


Oh, honey, don't touch the glass! You'll get Spider-AIDS!

[The Navigator]

http://img124.exs.cx/img124/672/spectacularspiderman143wn.jpg
Come on....I can get higher, faster......go, go, go!!
http://www.tomcruisefan.com/gallery/data/media/264/topgun141.jpg
Oh, crap, he's getting too high.....brace for impact!


http://www.anthonyjhicks.com/stuff/birdstrikeb.jpg

[pedro parkero]

*heavy sigh* Trust me. I know how you feel but just be thankful it's back in the Spider-man forums at all (and not still at Community where it spent a precarious few hours before being moved to Spidey World).

Please don't abandon us. If you have Spidey2 pics then bring them in here. No one was providing Spidey2 pics and that is why the Spidey art/cartoons proliferated ---- for the sake of keeping the thread alive.

Please don't leave.....please.

Oh and love the Pepto Bismal captions :up: :up:
Thanks for the compliment. :)

Anyway, that's the reason I'm abandoning this thread. We don't have any material anymore (that is, Spidey 2 pics). As you could see from my last cap I was forced to get a still from my bootleg VCD 'coz I don't have the technology to transfer a DVD screenshot to the web. And those who are capable to do this already went out a long ago.

I guess Spidey fans are not as die-hard as the X-Men ones because their "Caption This!!!" thread was continuously bombarded with new pics...

[pedro parkero]

what scene are the top ones from?
If you're wondering about the "Hoffman" scene, the screenshots are actually from "The Grudge". ;)

[Dr. Fate]

[QUOTE=Orko Is King]http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v87/spiderfan4eva/ockgrippete.jpg

OCK: "Why's the rum gone?"
PETER: "Because it's a vile drink that turns even the most benevolent of mad scientists into complete raving lunatics!"
OCK: "But why is the rum gone?!"

[Alexia Dark]

That's cute, but it doesn't really fit with that pic, IMO.

[Silver S]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v115/SilverSehkmet/sweet_jesus.jpg

For the fangirls. Of which there are surprising numbers.

[Saph]

http://img100.exs.cx/img100/1659/ullcerspideyvsock5hk.jpg
Spidey: Okay, first suction cups on the tentacles, now this. His name is Doctor Octopus! We get it! Octopus-coloured skin is just wrong! And Octopi are orange, dammit!

[DarkKnightJRK]

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_jjjameson2.jpg

JJ: State your qualifications.
Peter: Stampeding cattle.
JJ: That's not much of a crime.
Peter: Through the vatican?
JJ: Kinky!

Blazing Saddles owns you and your momma's sweet ass. :mad::up:

[pedro parkero]

Okay, I was inspired with the the other posters so here's another one:



http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v87/spiderfan4eva/evil.jpg
Get out of here people!

http://www.kino.de/pix/FLBILDER/pre04/auto/gal420/04200135.jpg
Ockie, ockie, ockie. Don't you realize that this is the last act of a desperate man?


http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v87/spiderfan4eva/ockgrippete.jpg
Doc Ock: I don't care if it's the first act of Romeo and Juliet....
Peter: It's Henry V.

http://www.imgspot.com/u/2004/05/12/23/FUNNY2.JPG
Shut up!









P.S.
Anyway, is there a possibility we can start over with a new Caption This!!! on the original forum with stricter rules? Just asking...

[Dr. Fate]

http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/1e162504.jpg

I'm about to lose control, and I think I like it!

[Saph]

http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/1e162504.jpg

Ock [in head]:'' Oh no.. I forgot to give a pair of goggles to each member of the audience.. Calm down, Otto, if they don't go blind they won't sue..''

[The Navigator]

http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/1e162504.jpg
"As you can see by the arching tentacle behind me, children, the letter of the day is 'D.' D as in duotronics. Can you say that? No, you can't, because you're all babbling dolts."

Doc guest-stars on Sesame Street.

[Zev]

In other news, the Cookie Monster was found murdered today. Authorities believe he attempt to eat guest-star Doctor Octopus' Oreos. Doctor Octopus claims self-defense and has been granted bail.

[The Navigator]

:D

Excellent.

[The Navigator]

http://www.kino.de/pix/FLBILDER/pre04/auto/gal420/04200158.jpg

(Ott, watching the TV)
Rosie: Otto Octavius, are you looking at pictures of naked women again?

Doc: Of course not, Rosie!

Rosie: Wimp!

Doc: Whatever...

National Geographic Narrator: And then the octopus releases his reproductive organs and injects the female partner with his seed.

Doc: Oh, my God.....give it to me....mmmm....

[The Navigator]

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_jjjameson2.jpg

JJ: When that "L" train goes through Parker's apartment, that land will be worth millions--and I want it! (fondling statue of justice) There must be a way--
(Hoffman knocks over a binder)
JJ:--Clumsy fool!
Hoffman: I'm sorry.
JJ: Wait a minute....there might be legal precedence! (picks up binder, begins to flip through it) Land snatching....land....land....."see snatch." Snatch....ah! Haley vs. United States. Haley: 7, United States nothing. You see, it can be done! It CAN be done!

[Zev]

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_jjjameson2.jpg

"Man, this 'Freud For Dummies' stuff is great! Finally, all this psychobabble makes sense! Look, it even mentions cigars... hey, WAIT A MINUTE!"

[InsomniacFreak]

http://www.imgspot.com/u/04/150/19/scream62997.gif
"SSSSSSAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!! )@#)!^%_($&)%#^(@&$)%(@%^&$ "

[The entire cast and crew endure Tobey screaming his wrath at Sam, yelling some kind of gibberish, in between explitives, about Sam stealing Cubans or something out of his trailer.]

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_jjjameson2.jpg

"Geez, what's Tobey's problem, anyway? FINALLY the new cigar prop has arrived that I've been griping and moaning at Sam now for weeks to get for me.

*pops in mouth* PPPPTTTTHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *gags as he spits out tofu aftertaste*

SSSAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!! )@%@!))@#&%)!&%(@#$*&)@!#%_@#$

[The Navigator]

:):up:

[InsomniacFreak]

http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/1e162504.jpg

To give rebuttal testimony as to his innocence to charges of countless acts of terror, Ock is sworn in:
"Yes your honor, I solemnly swear to tell the whole truth, and nothing but the truth...so help me........What? Oh, Yes, my right hand.
*dialogues internally with tentacles*
"I'm sorry guys, they're onto us. OK, Moe you take out the baliff on the left, Larry, you take out the judge,*evil chuckle * leave that pretty court recorder to me now"

[The Navigator]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/spider_man_2/alfred_molina/lair.jpg

"Hi, honey. I'm home. Oh, I forgot....I'm no longer married."

[The Navigator]

http://www.theraider.net/films/raiders/gallery/screens/r83.jpg

LITTLE-KNOWN-FACT:
Doc Ock was not always as treacherous as he was today. For instance, he briefly considered giving the idol to the Smithsonian after he cruelly stole it and left Indy to die.

[The Navigator]

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2004/SHOWBIZ/Movies/06/29/review.spiderman2/story.doc.ock.jpg

"Dammit! He's got my NIPPLLLLLLLLLLLEEEESSSSS!!!"

[The Navigator]

http://www.411beanies.com/1julius/AAMiniMates/MMMDocOck1.jpg

Spidey: We must destroy it!
Doc Ock: I can't destroy it....I WON'T!!--Crap. My arms can't reach you from here.

[InsomniacFreak]

http://www.411beanies.com/1julius/AAMiniMates/MMMDocOck1.jpg

Antonio Banderas and Mike Meyers audition for the Spider-man 2 roles of Peter Parker and Doc Ock. Upon losing the parts, the two angrily plot their revenge and set out to one-up Spidey at the box office....the result?.....Shrek 2.

[The Navigator]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/spider_man_2/_group_photos/alfred_molina16.jpg

Doc Ock: HA!

Spidey: OK, I'm never arm-wrestling you again.

Doc Ock: Hey, no fair! OK, what if I only use my four metal arms?

Spidey: Still no.

[The Navigator]

http://www.x-entertainment.com/pics4/hulk26.jpg

"No, no, NO! Ok, I'll show you again. The rabbit goes around the tree five or six times..."

[The Navigator]

http://www.anthonyshome.com/images/09-20-03/I%20Can%20Squash%20Spider%20Man%20Like%20A%20Grape .JPG

Spidey and Doc Ock in their younger years.

Spidey (thinking) : Sweet Jesus, he's got me....imagine if he had MORE arms...

[The Navigator]

http://www.comic.de/erlangen2002/fotos/30_spider-man.jpg

Spidey: Batman?? Why are YOU my conscience?

Batman: Things are gonna be a little slow until my movie comes out.

[Zev]

http://www.theraider.net/films/raiders/gallery/screens/r83.jpg

"Will you quit whining man? I'll get your damn tritium in a minute."

[The Navigator]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/spider_man/tobey_maguire/spiderman5.jpg

Spidey: You may notice I'm not holding onto any weblines. That's because I decided to upgrade to swinging on a star, carrying moonbeams home in a jar. After all, it's not like I'd rather be a pig.

[The Navigator]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/spider_man_2/kirsten_dunst/umbrella.jpg

MJ: You're Spider-Man, aren't you?

Peter: What? That's ridiculous.

MJ: Isn't this webbing?

Peter: No.....it's.....fishing line.

MJ: What KIND of fishing?

Peter: ....fly fishing.

[The Navigator]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/spider_man_2/tobey_maguire/vested.jpg

Sam: Now, remember, Tobey, you've got to keep your secret identity in this movie. We can't afford to keep unmasking you. Just remember...keep your secrets close to your vest.

[The Navigator]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/spider_man_2/alfred_molina/spiderman6.jpg

Ock (singing): HIGHway to the danger zone....

[The Navigator]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/spider_man_2/tobey_maguire/chainlink.jpg

Tobey: Was that.....was that Kirsten Dunst?

Sam:....yes....

Tobey: OH MY GOD! I just talked to Kirsten Dunst!

Sam: Tobey....

Tobey: Wait, wait! Can you bring her back here so I can get an autograph?

[The Squirrel]

http://www.411beanies.com/1julius/AAMiniMates/MMMDocOck1.jpg

After beeing sucked into the fusion reactor Spider-Man and Doc Ock found that they didn not die, but rather were sucked into an ulternate Lego reality. Seeing as how they could no longer fight in these bodies, the following conversation took place.

Doc Ock: So....Wanna grab a cup of coffee.

(pause)

Spidey: Yeah....sure why not.

[The Navigator]

http://bonusweb.idnes.cz/obrazek/bwcomdex04.jpg

Tobey:....What am I doing here? I thought this was the way to the set.

Japanese Guy: So, ladies, the opening bid is 1,000 dollars. Do I hear 2,000?

[InsomniacFreak]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/spider_man/tobey_maguire/spiderman5.jpg

Spidey: You may notice I'm not holding onto any weblines. That's because I decided to upgrade to swinging on a star, carrying moonbeams home in a jar. After all, it's not like I'd rather be a pig.

:up: :up:

[Zev]

http://www.411beanies.com/1julius/AAMiniMates/MMMDocOck1.jpg

Spider-Man: Hey, I'm Spider-Man! My friend Otto Octavius is here to tell you about an exciting new product!

Doctor Octopus: That's right, Spider-Man. New Crest Complete gets your teeth whiter and keeps them that way, all day long!

[Mrs_Parker]

http://www.anthonyshome.com/images/09-20-03/I%20Can%20Squash%20Spider%20Man%20Like%20A%20Grape .JPG


Spidey and Doc Ock in their younger years.

Spidey (thinking) : Sweet Jesus, he's got me....imagine if he had MORE arms...That's funny!!! And too cute!!! Is that your baby? Adorable!


http://bonusweb.idnes.cz/obrazek/bwcomdex04.jpg

Tobey:....What am I doing here? I thought this was the way to the set.

Japanese Guy: So, ladies, the opening bid is 1,000 dollars. Do I hear 2,000?ROTF, LMHO!!!! YOU TRYIN TO KILL ME?????

I'm dyin, I'm laughin so hard!!!
http://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/smilies/icon14.gif http://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/smilies/icon14.gif

[The Navigator]

Uh....I'm 19. I have no children. But thanks for the compliments. :D

[Zev]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/spider_man/tobey_maguire/spiderman5.jpg

Spidey sez "Get X-Treme. Get Rightguard."

http://bonusweb.idnes.cz/obrazek/bwcomdex04.jpg

"Keep in mind, this man can spin a web, any size. He can also catch thieves in a manner befitting a fly."

"Five hundred dollars for Palmer!"

"That's PARKER!"

[Zev]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/Zev/capture.jpg

The Adventures of J. Jonah Jameson In Blurry-World, while a hit with critics, just didn't get the ratings to survive more than one season.

[animexcel]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/doc-zumanga.jpg

I'll kill you with cuteness!!!

[Zev]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/Zev/capture.jpg

"Calgon, take me away!"

[The Navigator]

http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v63/Kypade/spidermanhands.jpg

Well....it appears that my organics aren't working. I'll have to make replacements to get by....but how am I going to craft a technological marvel from everyday household objects?

http://users.cnu.edu/~chweber/MacGyver.jpg

Somebody mention my name?

[Agent Thermal]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/Zev/capture.jpg

The Adventures of J. Jonah Jameson In Blurry-World, while a hit with critics, just didn't get the ratings to survive more than one season.

:D:up:

[Agent Thermal]

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_jjjameson2.jpg
In an effort to maximize profits and efficiency, Jameson learns how to read through his cigar.

[Andrew]

http://bonusweb.idnes.cz/obrazek/bwcomdex04.jpg

After Spidey says goodbye...

Guy to right: And may the force be with you...

Spidey: Do you even know who I am?

Guy to right: Werent you one of the little rascals?

:D :D

[Zev]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/Zev/capture.jpg

"Dad, I'm BORED. Isn't there anything to do?"

[Agent Thermal]

http://bonusweb.idnes.cz/obrazek/bwcomdex04.jpg
Even Spiderman had to admit - this was Mysterio's most bizarre illusion yet...

[Zev]

http://bonusweb.idnes.cz/obrazek/bwcomdex04.jpg

"Ladies and gentlemen, may I present the star of our newest hentai! I'm told he has quite a lot of experience with tentacles already..."

[The Navigator]

Oh my God, Zev! :eek: :D

[Zev]

Yeah, I made that joke. Who wants to touch me? WHO WANTS TO TOUCH ME!?

[The Navigator]

"Not I," said the pig.

[Zev]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/Zev/capture.jpg

What's the story, Wishbone?
Do you think it's worth a look?
It kind of seems familiar
Like a story from a book

http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v63/Kypade/spidermanhands.jpg

What's the story, Wishbone?
What's this you're dreaming of?
Such big imagination on such a little pup.

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/spider_man_2/kirsten_dunst/umbrella.jpg

Shake a leg now, Wishbone
Let's wag another tale
Sniffin' out adventure
With Wishbone on the trail

http://www.kino.de/pix/FLBILDER/pre04/auto/gal420/04200158.jpg

Come on, Wishbone
What's the story, Wishbone?
What's the story, Wishbone?

[The Navigator]

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_jjjameson2.jpg
JJ: I wanted this headline to be professional.....quick, cooperative, not a lot to ask.....alas, Mr. Urich did not see it that way, so he won't be joining us for the rest of his life.

[The Squirrel]

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_jjjameson2.jpg

J.J. realizes that someone had put superglue on his chair before he had sat down and slowy begins to regret the day he decided to look at porn.

(his face looks it to me)

[Andrew]

http://img29.exs.cx/img29/1684/ock19.jpg

Ock: You're it! :D

[The Navigator]

http://img29.exs.cx/img29/9643/ock20.jpg

What you don't see is the little actuator popping out of his chest thirty minutes later at the dinner table...

[Agent Thermal]

http://img29.exs.cx/img29/9643/ock20.jpg
The origin of Spiderman's latest and most powerful villain yet.......PROFESSOR PACHYDERM!!!!

[Agent Thermal]

http://img29.exs.cx/img29/1684/ock19.jpg
Ock wasn't going to let the last Heineken go THAT easily......

(Please refer to the bottom of the previous page for a few unseen captions... :up: )

[InsomniacFreak]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/Zev/capture.jpg

To save room in the Spider-man 2 budget for costly CGI, Sam Raimi cut corners by creatively dealing with shortages in other areas, such as makeup. For instance, in this scene with J.K. Simmons, Raimi substituted a fake eyebrow for a mustache without sacrificing any artistic quality of the character.

[InsomniacFreak]

http://img29.exs.cx/img29/9643/ock20.jpg

6 o'clock News cast:

"With Spider-man having thrown in the towell, the public can only hope those meddling kids from Mystery Inc. are still up for battling the Ghost of Captain Cutler"

[The Navigator]

Nice, IF. I'd laugh, but...I'm a little down, to understate things.

[InsomniacFreak]

Nice, IF. I'd laugh, but...I'm a little down, to understate things.

Chin up, Parker. You WILL live to fight another day, trust me, I know. :)

[The Navigator]

:)

Indeed I will.

[InsomniacFreak]

Besides, if you're not laughing at my jokes anymore, you got more serious problems.........like my foot up your ass :D

[The Navigator]

http://img29.exs.cx/img29/1684/ock19.jpg

As it turned out, when Ock was put into the asylum after being rescued from the Hudson, he developed a relationship with the other inmates, including a tall Native American who didn't speak. Shortly after pulling the native out of his shell, the doctors slit Otto's frontal lobes. Driven to intense grief, the native pulled up the water fountain to escape from the asylum, but was discovered by an orderly, who sent him back to his room and attempted to put the fountain back. Five seconds later, some brain activity was registered in Otto's room and the security cameras took this picture.

[InsomniacFreak]

^^ Cuckoo, Cuckoo......:up: :up: :)

[The Navigator]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/Zev/capture.jpg

A little-known fact: Michael Keaton auditioned for the part of JJ, but in disguise so he wouldn't cause a commotion after making somewhat disparaging comments about the first movie and how it would bomb. Needless to say, it didn't, and he wanted in for the sequel. This is the only surviving footage from his tryout:

Keaton: All right. You know how some people have....normal lives. They....(gestures)....go downstairs....have breakfast.....kiss someone goodbye. You know.

Peter: No.

Keaton: No. OK. Uh.....I'll put it to you this way, Parker....my wife....(gestures)....kicked me out. So can I move in with you?

Peter: No way. I saw pacific heights.

Keaton: I'm gonna kill you.

Peter: You....IDIOT! You pay me, remember? You give me all these bogus photo assignments! Those aren't easy to get over, and don't think that I don't try.

Keaton: I know you do.

Peter: Wait, wait! You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on, wouldja?

(Keaton punches Peter through the window. He falls, screaming, to his death)

Sam: Nice punch, son, what's your name?

Keaton:...Murphy.

[The Navigator]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/rent.jpg

Peter (writing): 'Somewhere in the darkness, she had confessed, and he had forgiven. "It's what you live for," he said, two heads resting on a pillow. At last she was able to define love. Love was--'

MJ: Peter!

Peter: 'Love was--'

MJ: Peter, I want to talk to you!

Peter: Son of a *****!! Pansy-ass stoolpusher! WHAT?

MJ: Uh....

Peter: Are you aware that I work at home, Mz. Watson?

MJ:....no. No, I wasn't.

Peter: Do you like being interrupted while you're nancing around you're little garden?

MJ: No.

Peter: Well, I work all the time. So never, NEVER interrupt me, OK? Not if there's a fire. Not even if you hear the sound of a thud from my home and a week later there's a stench coming from there that could only be a decaying body and you have to hold a hanky to your face because you think you're gonna faint...don't...come...knocking. Or, if it's election night, and you're excited because some fudgepacker has been elected the first girlie president of the united states and he's going to take YOU down to camp David, don't come knocking. Not on this door.

Do you get me, sweetheart?

[Zev]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/rent.jpg

"That Mary-Jane has some nerve wearing white after our evening at Coney Island... oh ****, she's right behind me, isn't she?"

[The Navigator]

Zev, you already used that. :up:

[Zev]

That was one year ago!

Besides, it's still funny.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/rent.jpg

"Who needs Mary-Jane? I still have my little black book. (flip flip flip) Oh man, that Felicia gave great head, I need to call her. And Gwen, I owe that ass another tap. When I can play the field like this, who needs... someone... like... HI, MJ! GREAT TO SEE YOU!"

http://img29.exs.cx/img29/1684/ock19.jpg

"Shake shake shake! Shake shake shake! Shake your booty! Shake your booty!"

DR. OCTOPUS: Peasants! Anyone who does not shake their booty will be forced to... like this!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/Zev/capture.jpg

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit horse tranquilizers!"

http://img29.exs.cx/img29/9643/ock20.jpg

A rare still from the as-yet-unreleased hentai "Doc Ock Uncut".

[The Navigator]

OK, those were funny AND new.

[Zev]

http://img29.exs.cx/img29/1684/ock19.jpg

"I got this kink in my back... AHHH! Thanks, much better."

http://img29.exs.cx/img29/9643/ock20.jpg

And here we see a shot from Doctor Octavius' disastrous audition for the role of Dr. McNamara on Nip/Tuck.

"Christian, you can't just sleep with every women who wants a facelift."

"Why not? Rosalie was the shiznit."

"My... Rosalie?"

"GAK!"

[InsomniacFreak]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/rent.jpg


MJ *playful voice*: Room Service?
Peter *distraught over MJs wedding, says to whom he believes is Ursula* - Yeah, on second thought, I think I will take that piece of ass and glass of milk now.
MJ: :mad: :confused:

[Zev]

http://img29.exs.cx/img29/1684/ock19.jpg

"OH, DEAR GOD! THE PAIN! THE HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE PAIN!!!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/Zev/capture.jpg

http://img29.exs.cx/img29/9643/ock20.jpg

"SOMEBODY HELP! HELP ME!!!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/Zev/capture.jpg

*yawn*

[The Navigator]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/rent.jpg


MJ *playful voice*: Room Service?
Peter *distraught over MJs wedding, says to whom he believes is Ursula* - Yeah, on second thought, I think I will take that piece of ass and glass of milk now.
MJ: :mad: :confused:

Hehehehe....

[Zev]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/rent.jpg

"Look here, boy, I want that tooth and I'm going to do whatever it takes to get it!"

http://img29.exs.cx/img29/9643/ock20.jpg

"I won't lie to you, Mr. Chaplin. You do have a slight overbite."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/rent.jpg

Peter has an awkward moment after seeing Mary-Jane's breasts in "Fast Times At Superhero High".

[The Navigator]

Ooh, Zev, my man....(if I may call you that) :up:
Good stuff.

[SPIDER-MAN-ROX]

When not out saving people, Spidey likes to masquerade as his favorite superhero. http://www.fangoria.com/forums/uploads/av-973.jpg

[dusk20]

http://img29.exs.cx/img29/9643/ock20.jpg


"do you all like my new Doc Ock edition BONG?"

[Agent Thermal]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/rent.jpg
MJ (extremely monotonous tone): "There's a goblin outside my room - can I get a glass of water?"

[Zev]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/Zev/kiss.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/Zev/capture.jpg

[The Navigator]

No words required. :D

[Traveller]

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_14043.jpg
[/B]

I-AM-GLAD!!

[Agent Thermal]

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_14043.jpg
Betty: "Uh, sorry sir; we didn't order any pizza...."

[The Squirrel]

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_14043.jpg
Betty: Sorry Pete, this doesn't cover the charge of last night.

[Zev]

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_14043.jpg

"You wrote here that you want me to what your WHAT?"

"Cash my check."

"Oh!"

[The Joker]

http://img49.exs.cx/img49/8316/weird2rg.jpg

Spidey: "It's you Otto.You've always been the one"

[Agent Thermal]

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_14043.jpg
"PETER!? YOU work for Wig Deliveries, Inc!?"

[Zev]

http://img49.exs.cx/img49/8316/weird2rg.jpg

The sad thing is Spidey caught Ock on the rebound. The relationship's never going to last.

[InsomniacFreak]

http://img49.exs.cx/img49/8316/weird2rg.jpg

Spidey: Why you little......
Ock: DOH!!!!

[The Navigator]

:D

Well, look who finally came back.

[InsomniacFreak]

Back? Did I leave? ;)

[The Navigator]

No, but you've been away...
http://www.startrek.com/imageuploads/200303/tng-157-jean-luc-picard-tries/240x320.jpg
...haven't you?

[Zev]

http://img49.exs.cx/img49/8316/weird2rg.jpg

"Do I get to say thank you this time?"

[The Navigator]

THAT is brilliant, Zev.

[InsomniacFreak]

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_14043.jpg

Betty: Nice try, Peter, but you know I can't let you repay the cash advance with monopoly money so Jameson will issue you another paycheck advance.
Peter: Well I could throw in Parker Place too. Think he'd go for that?
Betty: Peter, it's Park Place and the answer is still no.
Peter: But I'll throw in one of these little Red houses. I bet he'd like one of those wouldn't he.
Betty: Peter, you seem stressed these days and obviously are living in some sort of dream world. Let me put it to you this way. If I let you do this, then you will Go Directly to Jail, You Will Not Pass Go and You Will Not Collect $200. Comprende?

[The Navigator]

http://img49.exs.cx/img49/8316/weird2rg.jpg

What you don't see is the paternity suit some months later...

[InsomniacFreak]

Spidey: All I have to do is squeeze
Ock: All I have to do is scream.....




hmmmmmm, looks like if Ock did some squeezing here, Spidey would be the one screaming.

[The Navigator]

:D

Nice.

[InsomniacFreak]

Thanks Rabbit. How many days ya got left in purgatory?

[InsomniacFreak]

I've never gotten out actually :D

I'm going "away" again now. You have the bridge.

[The Navigator]

Not many. Yourself? ;)

[InsomniacFreak]

I'll be damned. I'm caught in the nexxus again it appears.

[The Navigator]

I've never gotten out actually :D

I'm going "away" again now. You have the bridge.

You're gonna kill yourself? :eek:

Well, I'll try to stay out of the Neutral Zone while you're gone...;)

[The Navigator]

I'll be damned. I'm caught in the nexxus again it appears.
Well, you might as well stay there. At least you get to hang out with Willy Shatner. :mad:

[Zev]

THAT is brilliant, Zev.

Thank you.

http://img49.exs.cx/img49/8316/weird2rg.jpg

Although BC-haters can't see it, a world without Felicia Hardy is a very, VERY different place...

"No one's ever tried to French me through the mask before."

[Zev]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/Zev/capturea.jpg

"I know. That's why I'm saying we should get it on. Ya dig?"

http://img49.exs.cx/img49/8316/weird2rg.jpg

Alright, this time Bendis has gone TOO FAR!

[Zev]

When not out saving people, Spidey likes to masquerade as his favorite superhero. http://www.fangoria.com/forums/uploads/av-973.jpg

Spider-Man's favorite superhero is Boobula Woman?

[Zev]

http://img49.exs.cx/img49/8316/weird2rg.jpg

Man, first Alexander and now this...

[Auntie May]

http://www.funkman.org/normangoblin/goblin4.jpg

Has anyone captioned this one?

[The Navigator]

http://www.funkman.org/normangoblin/goblin4.jpg

Spider-Man: Aah, good times.....you got a cigarette, Norman?

[Agent Thermal]

http://www.funkman.org/normangoblin/goblin4.jpg
GG: "Go ahead....say 'Power Ranger' again......"

[Zev]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/Zev/capturea.jpg

Science has found that there can be no caption funnier than the one already in this picture.

http://www.funkman.org/normangoblin/goblin4.jpg

GOBLIN: Lying down on the job, Spider-Man?

SPIDER-MAN: High-larious. Really. My life is complete now that I've heard that joke.

GOBLIN: Good, than I can kill you.

SPIDER-MAN: No, you're not. I'm the hero.

GOBLIN: Then wouldja believe... a striptease?

SPIDER-MAN: Oh HELL no.

[InsomniacFreak]

http://www.funkman.org/normangoblin/goblin4.jpg

Spidey: You know, you're taller than you look.

GG: I hunch.

Spidey: Don't

[InsomniacFreak]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/Zev/capturea.jpg

Tobey thinking *hmmm I wonder how they're going to subtitle THAT word. This is PG-13 after all*

[Zev]

http://www.funkman.org/normangoblin/goblin4.jpg

Spider-Man: I'm not as think as you drunk I am!

[The Navigator]

http://www.funkman.org/normangoblin/goblin4.jpg

Spidey: You know, you're taller than you look.

GG: I hunch.

Spidey: Don't

Oh my goodness. :D

[The Navigator]

http://www.funkman.org/normangoblin/goblin4.jpg

Speaking as someone who sees a lot of Paul McCartney tours....this is the crappiest stage show ever, Norman.

[Zev]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/Zev/capturea.jpg

Peter: But you DO want to get off, right?

[InsomniacFreak]

http://www.funkman.org/normangoblin/goblin4.jpg

Willem: Geez this costume is uncomfortable. I'm about to melt and this helmet weighs 50 pounds.

Tobey: Awww quit your *****in. At least you have zippers in your damn costume and the extras aren't staring at your a$$ all day.

[The Navigator]

http://www.funkman.org/normangoblin/goblin4.jpg

GG: Welcome to the Norman OSborn happy fun hour!

Spidey:....I'm changin' the channel.

GG: I'm on every station!

Spidey: Damn.

[Zev]

http://www.funkman.org/normangoblin/goblin4.jpg

In an alternate universe where Norman DIDN'T win the contest which got him Gwen Stacy for a night...

"A bet's a bet, Gobby. Now massage my goddamn feet!"

[Agent Thermal]

http://www.funkman.org/normangoblin/goblin4.jpg
GG: "You see those two floors in that building over there, to my right, Spiderman?"

Spiderman: "Wait, you mean those two with all the lights out?"

GG: "Yessss.....and there's more where THAT came from if you don't cooperate...."

[The Navigator]

http://www.funkman.org/normangoblin/goblin4.jpg

GG:....Spider-Man! Wake up! You all right?

Spidey: Yeah, fine....did you see three-inch size versions of myself that came out of that broken mirror over there?

GG:....I'm gonna go sniff my pumpkin bomb fumes and get back to you.

[Zev]

http://www.funkman.org/normangoblin/goblin4.jpg

"Hey, Normy, what's with that strange gas behind? Wait, it's blowing over here... OH, NORMAN! GROSS! WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT EATING ONIONS BEFORE A FIGHT!?"

[The Navigator]

http://www.funkman.org/normangoblin/goblin4.jpg

Spidey: That smoke and mystery stuff works for [character name deleted courtesy of DC], but not someone from Marvel.

Batman: Someone mention my name?

Spidey: Not legally.

[Agent Thermal]

http://www.funkman.org/normangoblin/goblin4.jpg
GG: "We never got off the building, Spiderman - you can't get on if you never got off....."

[The Navigator]

http://www.funkman.org/normangoblin/goblin4.jpg

GG: HaHA! This roof is wired to blow and you're paralyzed. You think you have a chance against me, mister schoolboy?

Spidey:....I'm trying to think of the educational equivalent of "yippie-kay-yay, mother#$%#$."

[InsomniacFreak]

http://www.funkman.org/normangoblin/goblin4.jpg

And for his next trick, David Blaine will get out of the Green Goblin costume in 15 seconds or less.

Tobey *hmmmm now this is gonna be good*

[InsomniacFreak]

http://www.funkman.org/normangoblin/goblin4.jpg

GG: HaHA! This roof is wired to blow and you're paralyzed. You think you have a chance against me, mister schoolboy?

Spidey:....I'm trying to think of the educational equivalent of "yippie-kay-yay, mother#$%#$."

:up: :up: :D

[The Navigator]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/Zev/capturea.jpg

Kirsten: You can't get off if you don't....oh, Tobey, I'm being subtitled again! (starts crying)

[The Navigator]

http://www.funkman.org/normangoblin/goblin4.jpg
GG: AHA! At last I have you at my mercy! By triggering this button, I'll set off a hundred pumpkin bombs, thus destroying this building and killing you!

Spidey: Won't the blast kill YOU, too?

GG:....OH, sh--


http://robocoparchive.com/wide2/r2_191.jpg

Lewis: Did you hear something?

RoboCop: No. Now hand me that Phillips, and make it snappy. Gotta get in shape for my crappy sequel...

[Zev]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/Zev/capturea.jpg

Kirsten: You can't get off if you don't....oh, Tobey, I'm being subtitled again! (starts crying)

Tobey: That's okay. Don't feel bad. It happens to a lot of actresses the first time. Just relax, I'll pour you a drink. We can always try again in a couple of hours...

[The Navigator]

That's "pour" you a drink. ;)

[Zev]

Fixed. So, good caption or not?

http://robocoparchive.com/wide2/r2_191.jpg

A still from the crossover between Robocop and Nip/Tuck where Murphy gets breast implants. No, they're not silicone, they're SILICON! Ba dum ching!

[The Navigator]

Good. :up:


...I'm bored, make fun of the Catwoman script, please?

[The Navigator]

Fixed. So, good caption or not?

http://robocoparchive.com/wide2/r2_191.jpg

A still from the crossover between Robocop and Nip/Tuck where Murphy gets breast implants. No, they're not silicone, they're SILICON! Ba dum ching!

If they're implants, why is his chest bent inward? ;)

Nevertheless, very funny. :D

[Zev]

Good. :up:


...I'm bored, make fun of the Catwoman script, please?

Sorry, but I just got an assload of The Shield DVDs from Netflix. However, here's some new pictures to caption.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/Zev/25pounds.jpg

"But trust me, gentlemen, ground-up CINO DVD dust is the most deadly substance on the planet!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/Zev/costume.jpg

Jameson's proudest victory? Knowing that somewhere Spider-Man is running around with only his boots on.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/Zev/dazedandconfused.jpg

"Me fail English? But that's unpossible!"

[The Navigator]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/Zev/dazedandconfused.jpg

Harry: I just realized something.

Peter: Yeah?

Harry: Troy sucked.

Peter:....that sound you hear is THE LAST PERSON IN THE FREAKIN' WORLD TO FIGURR IT OUT. Sheesh...

[The Navigator]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/Zev/25pounds.jpg

Otto: That's why we must safeguard each and every titanium marble inside this vault...once we collect them all, then we can have a real kickass time.
Harry: What about the fusion reaction?
Otto: You wanna fusion reaction, walk up to She-Hulk and slap her.

[Agent Thermal]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/Zev/dazedandconfused.jpg
Peter: "I'm SPPPiderman...."







(Study the picture closely if you don't get this one immediately...:cool: )

[The Navigator]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/Zev/costume.jpg

JJ: I drove Spider-Man away. Surely...this man was the Son of God. I just...didn't see it.

[The Navigator]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/Zev/dazedandconfused.jpg
Peter: "I'm SPPPiderman...."







(Study the picture closely if you don't get this one immediately...:cool: )

Hmmm......I'm not sure I get it, unless he's supposed to be looking in a mirror.

[Agent Thermal]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/Zev/costume.jpg
JJJ: "So Spiderman, it seems you've finally fallen into my quick-dry-cement-wall trap....."

[Agent Thermal]

Hmmm......I'm not sure I get it, unless he's supposed to be looking in a mirror.

Do you notice the bubbles floating in the air in between them? :) ;)

[The Navigator]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/Zev/costume.jpg

JJ: Wait a minute....in the comics, that webbing was BLACK!

Peter: Just another example of the racist media, Mr. Jameson.

JJ: You got that right, [racist expletive deleted]!

[The Navigator]

Do you notice the bubbles floating in the air in between them? :) ;)

Oh, OK. Wasn't sure what those were. :up:

Hehehehe....

[The Navigator]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/Zev/dazedandconfused.jpg

Harry: Peter. I'm curious....who was covering Cougar....while you were showboating with this MiG?

Peter: Cougar was doin' just fine, Harry.

[Zev]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/Zev/costume.jpg

JJ: I drove Spider-Man away. Surely...this man was the Son of God. I just...didn't see it.

It's sacrilarious!

[The Navigator]

It's sacrilarious!

Isn't it? XD

BTW, I wish Mikey would try to show up at Eastwood's door with a camera...

"Mr. Eastwood? What's with the gun?"
-"Not much future with a sawed-off little runt like you..."
BLAM!

[Zev]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/Zev/dazedandconfused.jpg

"Wait a minute... so the twins are really the bastard children of Gwen Stacy and my dad? That makes no sense!"

[Zev]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/Zev/25pounds.jpg

Ock: And Silver S wants every inch of it.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/Zev/costume.jpg

Robbie: How did you get Spider-Man's costume?

Jameson: He decided to trade up. Said he wanted something in black.

[The Navigator]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/Zev/25pounds.jpg

Ock: And Silver S wants every inch of it.



You sick, sick man. :D

[Zev]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/Zev/costume.jpg

Although an impressive method actor, Spider-Man just wasn't the right actor to bring Sue Storm to life.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/Zev/dazedandconfused.jpg

What, him? Evil? Wook at dat faaaace.

[The Navigator]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/Zev/dazedandconfused.jpg

Harry: Son of the Mask?

Peter: I know.

Harry: Man....I liked that first one, too.

Peter: Yeah.

Harry: Damn.

[Zev]

You sick, sick man. :D

What? I was talking about Ock's special orange creme Jell-O mold. Soooo delicious...

[The Navigator]

Yeah, SURE...

[Zev]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/Zev/dazedandconfused.jpg

"My father is the Green Goblin? But it makes no sense..."

"I know, Harry, but even the best of us can be sucked down into a life of crime and..."

"No, no, I get that part... but why did he wear that MASK?"

[Zev]

http://www.funkman.org/normangoblin/goblin4.jpg

GOBLIN: So, have Gabriel and Sarah gotten to you yet?

SPIDER-MAN: Who?

GOBLIN: Oh. Never mind.

SPIDER-MAN: Well, now you've got me curious.

GOBLIN: Look, you'll find out sooner or later.

SPIDER-MAN: C'mon, tell me!

GOBLIN: Ain't gonna happen.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/Zev/25pounds.jpg

Settling in for the evening, Otto, Reed Richards, and Henry Pym play a friendly game of Name That Element. Much funner than last week's game, "Have you stopped beating your wife yet?"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/Zev/costume.jpg

Dennis Quaid: All I did was offer him one of your cigars. I don't know why he ran away so fast that his clothes were left behind.

Jameson: Well, maybe you shouldn't have used your Clinton impersonation.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/Zev/dazedandconfused.jpg

"THAT'S why she left me? You just took off your mask and said 'Drop that zero and get with the hero?' God, I hate that MJ. One of these days I am going to take her to the Statue of the Libery and just..."

HEY! An injoke!

[The Navigator]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/Zev/costume.jpg

Dennis Quaid: All I did was offer him one of your cigars. I don't know why he ran away so fast that his clothes were left behind.

Jameson: Well, maybe you shouldn't have used your Clinton impersonation.



THE QUAID!!

"I always like to have somethin' strapped to my lap..."

[Zev]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/Zev/25pounds.jpg

"But enough about George Lucas' remaining creativity..."

[Zev]

http://www.funkman.org/normangoblin/goblin4.jpg

"Alright, Gobby, I'm sitting down. Now, what did you want to tell me?"

[Agent Thermal]

http://www.funkman.org/normangoblin/goblin4.jpg
GG: "so man-spider, if inally got u rite where i want u.......now you wont polloot the screan anymor with youre organic web-shoters..."

Spiderman: "YOU......":mad:

[InsomniacFreak]

It's sacrilarious!

OMG. *gasps, chokes in disbelief *

Is this a "compliment" coming from Zev? UNBELIEVABLE.

OMG, I didn't think such a thing was possible.

Well done Rabbit. You have achieved the unthinkable. In celebration of this miraculous accomplishment, She-hulk will refrain from ***** slapping you today. ;)

[Zev]

OMG. *gasps, chokes in disbelief *

Is this a "compliment" coming from Zev? UNBELIEVABLE.

OMG, I didn't think such a thing was possible.

Well done Rabbit. You have achieved the unthinkable. In celebration of this miraculous accomplishment, She-hulk will refrain from ***** slapping you today. ;)

What? I'm as complimentary as a mint on a hotel pillow.

[InsomniacFreak]

What? I'm as complimentary as a mint on a hotel pillow.

:confused: okay, Motel 6 maybe?

[InsomniacFreak]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/Zev/costume.jpg
JJJ: "So Spiderman, it seems you've finally fallen into my quick-dry-cement-wall trap....."

LOL :up:

[Zev]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/Zev/25pounds.jpg

"Using concentrated black hole technology, we made the darkest chocolate in existence. 25 pounds of it. And yes, I did eat it all. So I'm sorry if I have a bit of a weight problem, but it was worth every ounce."

[Zev]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/Zev/drink.jpg

PETER: (V.O.) It was then that I developed my drinking problem...

Peter accidentally pours the glass into his eye.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/Zev/goodbye-Ock.jpg

Not even his mighty tentacles can stop Ock from wandering into a music video.

[Auntie May]

[QUOTE=Zev]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/Zev/drink.jpg

PETER: (V.O.) It was then that I developed my drinking problem...

Peter accidentally pours the glass into his eye.

Ha, ha! Reminds of the drinking problem the guy in the movie Airplane had.

Weren't all these kids (including that lush Harry) under legal drinking age?

Here's another picture
http://www.sm-and-mj.com/images/mjmovie14.jpg