Caption this!!!

[SpiderGurl]

http://www.lsxtra.co.uk/images/spiderman.jpg

[SpiderGurl]

http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v87/spiderfan4eva/evil.jpg

Wanna know why he's so happy?

http://img29.exs.cx/img29/1684/ock19.jpg

Wanna know why he's celebrating?

http://www.funnyheck.com/images/spidermanl.jpg

You tell me....

[SpiderGurl]

http://images.killermovies.com/forums/user_sigs/customsig_12734_h1.gif

http://www.spiderfan.org/cgi-bin/fun.pl?fmt=jpg&size=full&date=20040912

[Spider-Kurt]

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_jjjameson3.jpg


"...'Your parent's death was not your fault. It was your fathers!'. Man, this is some good ****!!"

[Zev]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/harrypete1.jpg

"Geez, Lex Luthor and Clark Kent as friendly teenagers? What a stupid concept that is. Friends turning into enemies, what a cliche!"

"And the Clex... seriously, I don't need to see that kind of thing."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/harrypete2.jpg

"Stupid fanboys, reading homoeroticism into bitter enemies' rivalry. I mean, c'mon!"

Later that day...

http://img49.exs.cx/img49/8316/weird2rg.jpg

"I'm not gay!"

"It's okay, neither am I."

[Lazarus440]

http://www.thekryptonian.com/gallery/files/2/9/9/8/batmanbegins03.jpg
Batman- you can tell by the way i use my walk i am womans, no time to talk...

[Lazarus440]

http://www.thekryptonian.com/gallery/files/2/9/9/8/BD4039.jpg
b 19 thats B 19, do we have a Bingo?
http://www.thekryptonian.com/gallery/files/2/9/9/8/bb245.jpg
Bingo.

[Lazarus440]

http://www.thekryptonian.com/gallery/files/2/9/9/8/bb249.jpg
unlike spider-man's upsidedown kiss batman's didn't go as smoothly.

[The Navigator]

http://www.dominateyourdestiny.net/gallery/data/media/22/ep3-81.jpg

Vader: All right, off to see Spidey 3--oh, NO, I dropped a contact...

[The Squirrel]

http://www.thekryptonian.com/gallery/files/2/9/9/8/bb249.jpg
unlike spider-man's upsidedown kiss batman's didn't go as smoothly.

this belongs in the Batman Caption This thread, along with the bingo one.

[JLBats]

http://www.lsxtra.co.uk/images/spiderman.jpg

HA, that's great.

[Zev]

http://www.dominateyourdestiny.net/gallery/data/media/22/ep3-81.jpg

Vader: All right, off to see Spidey 3--oh, NO, I dropped a contact...

Don't you mean... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[spider-jide]

http://www.gothamist.com/images/2004_06_spidermanspin.jpg
NEW!
Spiderman brushmaster 5001!
Not only can it clean your teeth, but also those windows on your ridiculously tall skyscrapers!
That's right! You now can have clean teeth and clean windows!

This comes in five easy payments of $500 per payment, and this includes Postage and Handling of $800 as we export from Antarctica.
Call now and get a 2% discount!


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/tobeyphone.jpg
Peter: Hello? I'd love to order that spiderman brushmaster thingy! What's that? I can't buy my own merchandise? HOW DID YOU KNOW?
Oh thats right I paid you to advertise it...Can I buy it anyway?



lol classic.

[POWdER-man]

http://www.dominateyourdestiny.net/gallery/data/media/22/ep3-81.jpg

Ah Damn it, I stepped in dog poop.....!!!

[POWdER-man]

http://www.thekryptonian.com/gallery/files/2/9/9/8/BD4039.jpg
Ok who wanted the "Saving Ryan's privates" video

http://www.thekryptonian.com/gallery/files/2/9/9/8/bb245.jpg
Uh......that would be me.

[Zev]

http://www.thekryptonian.com/gallery/files/2/9/9/8/BD4039.jpg

"Okay, everyone who's not going somewhere on Spring Break, stand up."

http://www.thekryptonian.com/gallery/files/2/9/9/8/bb245.jpg

"Ah... ****."

[SpiderGurl]

Lmao

[Lazarus440]

http://www.thekryptonian.com/gallery/files/2/9/9/8/BD4039.jpg

who likes short shorts?

http://www.thekryptonian.com/gallery/files/2/9/9/8/bb245.jpg

i do! i do!

[POWdER-man]

Actually I think it's

http://www.thekryptonian.com/gallery/files/2/9/9/8/BD4039.jpg

who likes short shorts?

http://www.thekryptonian.com/gallery/files/2/9/9/8/bb245.jpg

I wear short shorts....



It's actually we instead of I but you get the point...

[POWdER-man]

http://www.thekryptonian.com/gallery/files/2/9/9/8/batmanbegins03.jpg
and Spiderman thinks HE has problems with his costume...

[Zev]

http://www.thekryptonian.com/gallery/files/2/9/9/8/batmanbegins03.jpg

"I love black!"

http://www.dominateyourdestiny.net/gallery/data/media/22/ep3-81.jpg

"Yes! Black is the new black!"

http://bonusweb.idnes.cz/obrazek/bwcomdex04.jpg

"Heh. You'll never catch me wearing black..."

[InsomniacFreak]

WHAT PETE COULD HAVE SAID TO PROTECT HIS IDENTITY FROM MJ:

http://img84.exs.cx/img84/1603/spiderman2_903.jpg
Peter? You're not Spider-man. What do you think you're doing?
You're gonna get us both killed.


http://img84.exs.cx/img84/3778/spiderman2_904.jpg
I know MJ but don't worry. I stayed at a Holiday Inn last night.

[Zev]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/tobeyphone.jpg

"Hey-o. What's up?"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v38/RYEPiE/cellularpic3.jpg

"Nothing, P. Just watching the game, having a Bud.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/tobeyphone.jpg

"True, true.

http://www.kino.orc.ru/js/deitero/stills/american_psycho.jpg

"WASSUP!?"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v38/RYEPiE/cellularpic3.jpg

"WASSSSUP!"

[Zev]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/tobeyphone.jpg

"Yo, where's Wolvie?"

http://www.kino.orc.ru/js/deitero/stills/american_psycho.jpg

"Yo Wolvie!"

http://img14.imgspot.com/u/05/207/23/capture.jpg

"Yo."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/tobeyphone.jpg

"WASSSSSSSUPPPPPPPPPPP?"

http://img14.imgspot.com/u/05/207/23/capture.jpg

"WASUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPP!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v38/RYEPiE/cellularpic3.jpg

"So what's up P?"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/tobeyphone.jpg

"Watching the game, having a Bud."

Comic book movies

True.

[Traveller]

http://img182.exs.cx/img182/9077/smbrkt0020mh.jpg

I hate when Daredevil invites his blind friends to my party!

[Traveller]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/tobeyphone.jpg

"I heard the wolverines are little coward bastards. "

http://img14.imgspot.com/u/05/207/23/capture.jpg


"Who is there?"

[Zev]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/tobeyphone.jpg

"What are you wearing?"

http://img14.imgspot.com/u/05/207/23/capture.jpg

"Yellow spandex and a mask the shape of my hair."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/tobeyphone.jpg

"Jesus ****ing Christ."

[Traveller]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/tobeyphone.jpg

"Hiya bud recovered that window cracking from, yet?"

http://img14.imgspot.com/u/05/207/23/capture.jpg

"You little piece of ****! I can't sit down from that!"

[pedro parkero]

LOL.

Nice telphone conversations, Zev...

[InsomniacFreak]

Zev... :up: :up: on the Bud captions.

[InsomniacFreak]

http://img182.exs.cx/img182/9077/smbrkt0020mh.jpg

Spider-Trek Wars: The Attack of the Vulcans

[Gamma Burst]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/tobeyphone.jpg

"Hiya bud recovered that window cracking from, yet?"

http://img14.imgspot.com/u/05/207/23/capture.jpg

"You little piece of ****! I can't sit down from that!"


LOL!That´s awesome! :spidey:

[Toxin]

http://img182.exs.cx/img182/9077/smbrkt0020mh.jpg

No daddy, stop it you're drunk!

[Alexia Dark]

LOL at the phone convos. I need to think some of those up...

[Lazarus440]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/tobeyphone.jpg
"hello i was wondering if you could page a mike hunt?"


http://img14.imgspot.com/u/05/207/23/capture.jpg
"hold on...."

[POWdER-man]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/tobeyphone.jpg

Yes can i speak to a Mrs. Hugandkiss, first name Amanda

http://img14.imgspot.com/u/05/207/23/capture.jpg


Just one second....Is there an Amanda Hugandkiss here. I want Amanda Hugandkiss.

[Lazarus440]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/tobeyphone.jpg
"Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually."

[Lazarus440]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/tobeyphone.jpg
Honey, what do you say we uh...christen these new sheets, huh?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v38/RYEPiE/cellularpic3.jpg
Why, you naughty girl.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/tobeyphone.jpg
Hehehe...that's me.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v38/RYEPiE/cellularpic3.jpg
You dirty hustler.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/tobeyphone.jpg
Hehehehe...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v38/RYEPiE/cellularpic3.jpg
You filthy, stinky prostitute.

[Lazarus440]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/tobeyphone.jpg
Aha, ok I get it...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v38/RYEPiE/cellularpic3.jpg
You foul, venereal disease carrying, street walking whore.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/tobeyphone.jpg
Alright, that’s enough!

[Wallcrawler383]

http://mesh.chattablogs.com/spider-man-2.jpg

Dammnit, I didn't make it big enough!

[Wallcrawler383]

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/spider-man2/01.jpg

Big wheels keep on turning...carrying me home to see my aunt...

[Wallcrawler383]

http://www.mgae.com/2004_product_pages/Images/Spiderman2/WalkieTalkies/WalkieTalkies2.jpg

spidey: Yo Doc How's it going over there?

doc: hey, as long as I get to meet Barbie as promised, you will never hear another word from me Spider-Man

[Wallcrawler383]

http://www.reflections.it/film/S/spiderman2/foto/04hi.jpg

Hello Class! And welcome to the first day of Yoga in the Sky!

[Wallcrawler383]

http://entimg.msn.com/i/gal/Spiderman2/Spidy03_300x435.jpg

..."Thank God I wore underwear today"....

[Wallcrawler383]

http://www.knightopia.com/journal/archives/07-06-2004_spiderman2.jpg

..."Oh Man, I can totally see down her shirt!"

[patrickbateman]

http://www.knightopia.com/journal/archives/07-06-2004_spiderman2.jpg

"its baby making time"

[Gamma Burst]

http://www.knightopia.com/journal/archives/07-06-2004_spiderman2.jpg

"its baby making time"

LOL.That´s great:D

[Traveller]

LOL!That´s awesome! :spidey:

Thank you! ;)

[Traveller]

Honey, what do you say we uh...christen these new sheets, huh?
Why, you naughty girl.
Hehehe...that's me.
You dirty hustler.
Hehehehe...
You filthy, stinky prostitute.

It's great! :D :D :D

[InsomniacFreak]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/harrypete2.jpg

I know it was you Fredo.

[Zev]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/harrypete2.jpg

"A young superhero and a millionaire with an evil father in a sexually ambiguous relationship?"

http://members.fortunecity.com/akasha77/webgraphics/smallville.jpg

"****ing rip-off artists."

[POWdER-man]

http://entimg.msn.com/i/gal/Spiderman2/Spidy03_300x435.jpg

"I wonder if I can take Captain America, the Hulk AND Thor at the Same time..."

[POWdER-man]

http://entimg.msn.com/i/gal/Spiderman2/Spidy03_300x435.jpg

"Man, I shouldn't have had that bowl of chili."

[POWdER-man]

http://www.mgae.com/2004_product_pages/Images/Spiderman2/WalkieTalkies/WalkieTalkies2.jpg

Doc: Psst... Spiderman what do you say we settle our differences and team up against these titans?

Spiderman: I don't know, if I move I am afraid he is going to eat me.

Doc: DAMN, I already started pulling his hair.

[Lazarus440]

http://www.mgae.com/2004_product_pages/Images/Spiderman2/WalkieTalkies/WalkieTalkies2.jpg

White boy- Whats that doc? you want be to talk into your crouch?

[Lazarus440]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/tobeyphone.jpg
Hello, I love you. You... complete me.


http://img14.imgspot.com/u/05/207/23/capture.jpg
Shut up. Just shut up. You had me at "hello."

[Zev]

http://www.mgae.com/2004_product_pages/Images/Spiderman2/WalkieTalkies/WalkieTalkies2.jpg

Doc Ock: Spider-Man, what are you doing!? I thought we agreed that we were only to be played with by Aryans!

Spider-Man: Blacks can be Aryans!

Doc Ock: Race traitor.

[Arcturus]

http://img182.exs.cx/img182/9077/smbrkt0020mh.jpg
Attack of the rabid fanboys!

[Arcturus]

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y262/mistermalice/tobey0th.jpg

[Loganium383]

http://www.darkhorizons.com/news03/spid2.jpg


Dammnit Tobey, You forgot to zip it...AGAIN!

[Loganium383]

http://photos1.blogger.com/img/280/1008/320/spiderman-2-05.jpg

Oh man...I heard it was big but not that big!

[Loganium383]

http://www.danielchampion.com/archives/Spider-Man-Movie_peter5.jpg
The Truman Show 2: The Parker Show

[Bateman]

http://www.mgae.com/2004_product_pages/Images/Spiderman2/WalkieTalkies/WalkieTalkies2.jpg

Spider-Man: Don't mind me folks, I'm just making sure there's a black person in this ad so we don't get sued!

[screech_turbo]

http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/Music/9901/11/ice.cube/friday.jpg

*puff*
*puff*

*COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH*!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v115/SilverSehkmet/comehither.jpg
"Puff puff, give! Puff puff, give! You're ****** up the rotation!"


http://www.geocities.com/phillipfrangules/stoned.bmp
"how 'bout you guys? you feelin' it, yet?"


http://img14.imgspot.com/u/05/58/23/TopSecret3.JPG


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/Zev/goodbye-Ock.jpg


"what? why are you looking at me like that?"

[Flash Fearless]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/Zev/goodbye-Ock.jpg
Okay, I've got another one: The Human Torch is so dumb that...he's right behind me, isn't he?

[Flash Fearless]

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_13786.jpg
Jameson: Parker, there's a mad scientist out there that welded four metal testicles to his back...

Robbie: *snicker* Tentacles, Jonah.

Jameson: That's what I said: Four metal tentactles welded onto his back, and I don't have any pictures of it!

[screech_turbo]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/Zev/Peter-slump.jpg

http://img7.exs.cx/img7/8261/PatrickSwayze.jpg

"NOBODY LEAVES SPIDEY IN THE CORNER"

http://www.patrickswayze.net/Patrick/pat96.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/Zev/raindrops.jpg

[gregtestagent]

http://comicsmedia.ign.com/comics/image/article/641/641774/marvel-in-november-20050814094846248.jpg
http://comicsmedia.ign.com/comics/image/article/641/641774/marvel-in-november-20050814095218250.jpg

[gregtestagent]

http://comicsmedia.ign.com/comics/image/article/641/641774/marvel-in-november-20050814095556595.jpg
http://comicsmedia.ign.com/comics/image/article/641/641774/marvel-in-november-20050814094826655.jpg

[screech_turbo]

http://comicsmedia.ign.com/comics/image/article/641/641774/marvel-in-november-20050814094826655.jpg


"WHO'S BEEN PLAYING WITH DOOM'S TOYS?!!"

[Loganium383]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/Zev/Peter-slump.jpg

Oh snickers I got my costume wet! (Begins to cry)

[wiegeabo]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/Zev/Peter-slump.jpg

Peter: EEEWWWWW!!! Spiders! Get 'em off! Get 'em off!

[animexcel]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/kungfu1.jpg
"The power of the sun...in the palm of my hand."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/ahhhhh.jpg
"Oh my Budda!!!!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/kungfu2.jpg


:p

[Zev]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/Zev/Peter-slump.jpg

http://img7.exs.cx/img7/8261/PatrickSwayze.jpg

"NOBODY LEAVES SPIDEY IN THE CORNER"

http://www.patrickswayze.net/Patrick/pat96.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/Zev/raindrops.jpg

I don't know what it is, but I like it.

[gregtestagent]

http://comicsmedia.ign.com/comics/image/article/641/641774/marvel-in-november-20050814095556595.jpg
Spidey: Ok, next!

[gregtestagent]

http://comicsmedia.ign.com/comics/image/article/641/641774/marvel-in-november-20050814095218250.jpg
MJ: It does look like a giant blueberry.

[gregtestagent]

http://comicsmedia.ign.com/comics/image/article/641/641774/marvel-in-november-20050814094846248.jpg
Old-Spice or *sniff* Sea-Breeze

[Killswitch]

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/1144770/photo_09_hires.jpg

I'm telling you, Ice...it's ME who should have said "I kid you not."

[Zev]

http://comicsmedia.ign.com/comics/image/article/641/641774/marvel-in-november-20050814095218250.jpg

"So... ever done it in zero-G?"

[The Female Torch]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/kungfu1.jpg
"The power of the sun...in the palm of my hand."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/ahhhhh.jpg
"Oh my Budda!!!!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/kungfu2.jpg


:p

Aww poor Alfred :'(

[The Female Torch]

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_13786.jpg
Jameson: Parker, there's a mad scientist out there that welded four metal testicles to his back...

Robbie: *snicker* Tentacles, Jonah.

Jameson: That's what I said: Four metal tentactles welded onto his back, and I don't have any pictures of it!

LOL! Great one Flash Fearless! http://www.comixfan.com/xfan/forums/images/smilies/lol.gif :up:

[Alexia Dark]

Nice to see this threads' got some new posts. All good funny ones, too :).

[POWdER-man]

http://comicsmedia.ign.com/comics/image/article/641/641774/marvel-in-november-20050814095218250.jpg

Did you remember to lock the door?

[POWdER-man]

http://img182.exs.cx/img182/9077/smbrkt0020mh.jpg

"Man I am calling my agent, I have got to stop going to these conventions..."

[POWdER-man]

http://www.darkhorizons.com/news03/spid2.jpg


Spidey: "Ah dammit, I forgot to stuff my underwear.."

[POWdER-man]

http://incolor.inetnebr.com/stuart/spiderman/spiderman3.jpg
Unlike Ock's "Back of Steel" Video, Spider-Man's "Sweatin' to the Oldies" exercise video never succeeded.....

[DarkKnightJRK]

http://comicsmedia.ign.com/comics/image/article/641/641774/marvel-in-november-20050814095556595.jpg

Spider-Man: WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY MOMMA?!!?

[Spider-Kurt]

http://comicsmedia.ign.com/comics/image/article/641/641774/marvel-in-november-20050814095218250.jpg

MJ "Wow Peter, I knew Stark Tower was tall but this..."

Spider-Man "Tell me about it! You'll never believe how long it took me to climb up this thing!"

[Spider-Kurt]

http://comicsmedia.ign.com/comics/image/article/641/641774/marvel-in-november-20050814094846248.jpg

Morlum "Digger's says Thomas Hayden Church is playing Venom but I've got 50 bucks on the Sandman so I'm gonna ask you this ONE...LAST...TIME...WHO'S HE PLAYING IN SPIDER-MAN 3???"

[animexcel]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/Zev/goodbye-Ock.jpg

"Shut up, I don't look like Bruce Campbell."

[Brainiac 8]

http://incolor.inetnebr.com/stuart/spiderman/spiderman3.jpg

The final battle scene between Skelitor and Spider-Man in the ill fated
"Spider-Man meets He-Man" movie.

[The Female Torch]

http://incolor.inetnebr.com/stuart/spiderman/spiderman3.jpg

The final battle scene between Skelitor and Spider-Man in the ill fated
"Spider-Man meets He-Man" movie.

LOL

[The Female Torch]

http://comicsmedia.ign.com/comics/image/article/641/641774/marvel-in-november-20050814095556595.jpg

Spider-Man: WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY MOMMA?!!?

"OK! Ok I'm sorry!!! The last eclips wasnt cause by ur momma's hips!"

[Spidey1885]

http://elkandar2.free.fr/images/news/spiderman3.gif

Man...I knew I should have just bought OFF!!!

[Silverstein]

http://incolor.inetnebr.com/stuart/spiderman/spiderman3.jpg

The final battle scene between Skelitor and Spider-Man in the ill fated
"Spider-Man meets He-Man" movie.

Spider-Man: THIS IS WHAT I THINK OF POWER RANGER REFERANCES!!!!!

[wiegeabo]

http://elkandar2.free.fr/images/news/spiderman3.gif

Oh my God, They killed Spidey!

You Bastards!!!

[Lazarus440]

http://comicsmedia.ign.com/comics/image/article/641/641774/marvel-in-november-20050814095218250.jpg
MJ- the damage doesn't look as bad from out here.

[Traveller]

http://comicsmedia.ign.com/comics/image/article/641/641774/marvel-in-november-20050814095218250.jpg
I told you Sarah if we want to date we have to do it far far away from the people. You are just a child, you know.

[Zev]

http://entimg.msn.com/i/gal/Spiderman2/Spidy03_300x435.jpg

"Woman across the street always undresses right about... WOOHOO!"

[gregtestagent]

http://img125.imageshack.us/img125/7984/sometimingspideyleavingmaryjan.jpg
Face it tiger, your a dumbass!

[Electro UK]

http://comicsmedia.ign.com/comics/image/article/641/641774/marvel-in-november-20050814094846248.jpg

Spider-man: Where the hell did you learn to sneeze like that?

[KevanG]

Lol I love it!!!

[wiegeabo]

http://comicsmedia.ign.com/comics/image/article/641/641774/marvel-in-november-20050814094846248.jpg

Spider-man: "So, um...that was your parking spot?"

[wiegeabo]

http://comicsmedia.ign.com/comics/image/article/641/641774/marvel-in-november-20050814095218250.jpg

MJ: "So how do we get back down there?"

Spidey: ".......I was hoping you'd know."

[wiegeabo]

http://comicsmedia.ign.com/comics/image/article/641/641774/marvel-in-november-20050814094846248.jpg

Spider-man (thinking to self): What was the safety word! What was the safety word!

[gregtestagent]

http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/1990/spideyssecret6jf.jpg

[gregtestagent]

http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/4748/torontomaryjane4ce.jpg

[gregtestagent]

http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/8064/marvelknightsspiderman5colorch.jpg
*Meanwhile*

[Zev]

http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/8064/marvelknightsspiderman5colorch.jpg

Spider-Man: I can cushion my fall by landing on her buttocks!

[Traveller]

http://comicsmedia.ign.com/comics/image/article/641/641774/marvel-in-november-20050814095218250.jpg

MJ: "So how do we get back down there?"

Spidey: ".......I was hoping you'd know."

It was good! :) :) :up:

[hulkamania85]

http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/8064/marvelknightsspiderman5colorch.jpg

Peter Parker didn't think much of the chocolates he got for MJ falling through a beam of radiation.

Sure enough it all went straight to her ass.

[Zoken]

http://comicsmedia.ign.com/comics/image/article/641/641774/marvel-in-november-20050814095218250.jpg
Spidey: So... can you fly this thing?
MJ: are you nuts? you're the science wizz!
Spidey: Did you remember to bring Reed Richard's Pager number?
MJ: um... no.
SPidey: Did you at least remember your towel?
MJ: Of course you frood.

[Zoken]

http://img125.imageshack.us/img125/7984/sometimingspideyleavingmaryjan.jpg
Spidey: Baby just give me five... **BOOOM** ten minutes... I swear.

*Muttering* after all he's done, for THIS I will kill him. I haven't gotten any in a week!

[Zoken]

http://comicsmedia.ign.com/comics/image/article/641/641774/marvel-in-november-20050814095556595.jpg
Spidey:You got WHO to do my voice on TV?!
Guy:I'm just a grip man, please, I didn't make the call!
Spidey:Oh... Sorry, my bad.
http://comicsmedia.ign.com/comics/image/article/641/641774/marvel-in-november-20050814094826655.jpg
Did you ever get the feelin' you was bein' watched?

[Zev]

http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/8064/marvelknightsspiderman5colorch.jpg

Unfortunately for Spider-Man, now that Mary-Jane had the buns, Ock's "anaconda" wanted some.

[InsomniacFreak]

http://comicsmedia.ign.com/comics/image/article/641/641774/marvel-in-november-20050814094826655.jpg

It appears Madame Web is hard-up for entertainment these days and has transported me into a Harry Potter story. Think Peter. Now what was that spell? Oh yeah..... Expecto Patronum!!!!!!.....well, um I sure hope Dementers are afraid of itsy bitsy spiders or I'm in some pretty deep doo doo.

[Agent Thermal]

http://comicsmedia.ign.com/comics/image/article/641/641774/marvel-in-november-20050814094846248.jpg

"There is no escape, Spiderman......now I have you right where I wan- HEY, WHAT TH-?"

Off-screen: "YOU IDIOT!! YOU'VE MANGLED HIS STUNT-DOUBLE!!!"

[Agent Thermal]

http://comicsmedia.ign.com/comics/image/article/641/641774/marvel-in-november-20050814094826655.jpg

Spiderman: "Well.....I suppose this is better than a giant 'Mouse Trap' board game....."

[Agent Thermal]

http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/8064/marvelknightsspiderman5colorch.jpg

Alas, Spiderman was indeed no match for Dr. Octopus' newly modified "Lawn-Sprinkler" tentacles...

[DarthDevil007]

http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v87/spiderfan4eva/ockgrippete.jpg

Ock:This good?

Peter:Ooooh, yah. Keep going.


Ock: Hey Peter, your throat seems dry. Want a menthos?

[DarthDevil007]

http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v87/spiderfan4eva/ockgrippete.jpg

Ock:This good?

Peter:Ooooh, yah. Keep going.


Ock: Hey Peter, your throat seems dry. Want a menthos?

[DarthDevil007]

Actually I think it's

http://www.thekryptonian.com/gallery/files/2/9/9/8/BD4039.jpg

just being curious but, who in this room have a third nipple?

http://www.thekryptonian.com/gallery/files/2/9/9/8/bb245.jpg

Well, i have. Can you help me?





Thats just an idea!
Its sounds better.

[DarthDevil007]

http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/7c7f9456.jpgBuenos dias! My name is Harry Osborne. You killed my father. Prepare to die!

[DarthDevil007]

http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/c918d77a.jpg

Man, i play two-face better than tommy lee jones huh?

[Zev]

http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/c918d77a.jpg

"Oh? What if... Half-Spider-Man-Half-Asian asked you?"

[DarthDevil007]

http://www.geocities.com/ken_yuna2002/sm2/screen01.jpg

MOTHER!?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

[Agent Thermal]

http://img49.exs.cx/img49/6620/spiderman2_772.jpg

Peter suddenly realized - being themed after a spider, it was only natural that a bug would end up down his throat eventually.

[DarkKnightJRK]

http://www.geocities.com/ken_yuna2002/sm2/screen01.jpg

Tenticles: STOP HITTING YOURSELF! STOP HITTING YOURSELF! STOP HITTING YOURSELF!

[Hobgoblin]

http://img125.imageshack.us/img125/7984/sometimingspideyleavingmaryjan.jpg


What the heck does the tombstone say?

[Traveller]

What the heck does the tombstone say?
It's says "Norman Osborn's family grave"

[The Navigator]

http://www.reflections.it/film/S/spiderman2/foto/04hi.jpg


Never.....EVER......use clorox bleach with tights. It's color-safe, all right....but black's not a color.

[Agent Thermal]

It's says "Norman Osborn's family grave"

If you say so.....:confused:

http://www.reflections.it/film/S/spiderman2/foto/04hi.jpg
Who am I? I'm Spider-man.

What's my left arm's web attached to? Good question.

[The Navigator]

http://www.programul-tv.ro/images/prog/8065.jpg

Groping?! ME?!

[Traveller]

If you say so.....:confused:
No, it was a tip. Actually I have no idea. :confused:

[Karem-Knight]

http://comicsmedia.ign.com/comics/image/article/641/641774/marvel-in-november-20050814094846248.jpg

Spiderman: Ok I won’t tell them you’re wearing a wig

[Infinity9999x]

http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/7c7f9456.jpgBuenos dias! My name is Harry Osborne. You killed my father. Prepare to die!

One of the best movies ever:

Hello, My name is Inigo Detoya, you killed my father. Prepare to die!

princess bride, classic.

[Flash Fearless]

http://www.thekryptonian.com/gallery/files/2/9/9/8/BD4039.jpg
Does anyone here want Topher Grace to play Venom?

http://www.thekryptonian.com/gallery/files/2/9/9/8/bb245.jpg
I do. It'll be like Ultimate.

[Flash Fearless]

images/icons/icon1.gif Re: Caption this!!!
http://comicsmedia.ign.com/comics/image/article/641/641774/marvel-in-november-20050814095218250.jpg
Peter: Yeah, this makes a lot of sense...

[Zev]

http://comicsmedia.ign.com/comics/image/article/641/641774/marvel-in-november-20050814095218250.jpg

"Mary-Jane, I know this is very romantic and all..."

"Yeah?"

"But I'm kinda DYING here, so mind if we get to the FREAKY already?"

[Spider Ranger]

http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v63/Kypade/spidermanhands.jpg

Oooh Whats That On My Hand

[Spider Ranger]

http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v87/spiderfan4eva/ockgrippete.jpg

As Much As This Hurts Me Too Say This But... You Know This Is Just A Movie?

Ock:Nope

[Quentin Beck]

http://www.glitterrock.org/spidercaps2004-01a/thelasttimeisawadfisasterthatbigitwasanglees.jpg

Stan: "The last time I saw a disaster that big ... it was Ang Lee's HULK!"

[Quentin Beck]

http://www.glitterrock.org/spidercaps2004-01a/sothencyclopssaysproveitandwolverinesays.jpg

"...so then, Cyclops says 'Prove it', and Wolverine says, 'You're a dick'. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, that one gets me every time!"

[MaxCarnage]

Does anyone here want Topher Grace to play Venom?

I do. It'll be like Ultimate.

lmfao

[Zev]

http://www.glitterrock.org/spidercaps2004-01a/sothencyclopssaysproveitandwolverinesays.jpg

"My eyes! The goggles do nothing!"

[Morgoth]

http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v63/Kypade/spidermanhands.jpg

With these hands I can change the world, nah, I'm just gonna' go play with myself again.

[The Female Torch]

http://img75.exs.cx/img75/3331/spiderman2_325.jpg

"i'm innocent i tell ya! inocent!!"

[The Female Torch]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_2/On_Set/New_York/setpicsjuly39.jpg

Spider-Man: Um why are you touching me?

[The Female Torch]

[quote=Zev]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/Zev/drink.jpg

Finally, Earthworm Jim's greatest enemy was revealed. Commander Champaign-Glass-For-A-Face!
[quote]

LMAO!!! :D

[Infinity9999x]

http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v87/spiderfan4eva/ockgrippete.jpg

Ock: Give me your money
Peter: I only have five cents you saw that I only had change.
Ock: I don't give a damn give me you're friggin MONEY.
Peter: DUDE it's FIVE cents c'mon.
Ock: I CAN SNAP YOUR NECK, NOW GIVE ME YOUR MONEY.
Peter: You're gunna snap my neck over five cents?
Ock: YES
Peter: Ya right, who's that desperate, honestly, I mean what can you buy with five cents? Gumballs cost more then five cents.
Ock: I already have 70 I need five more for that candy bar over there.
Peter:....you have four mechanical arms, just break down the friggin machine.
Ock: THAT'S NOT THE POINT, GIVE ME YOUR FIVE CENTS.
Peter: You really need the candy bar that bad?
Ock: Yes, chocolate calms me.
Peter: Awww, is the big docter man all stressed out?
Ock: Shut up
Peter: Man you are cranky, somebody isn't gettin none in the sack.
Ock: HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN I HAVE YOUR NECK IN A VICE GRIP?
Peter: Goosefraba man, Goosefraba
Ock: What the hell are you saying?
Peter: Oh c'mon you can't tell me you've never seen that movie.
Ock: I don't get out much.
Peter: But it has sandler and Nicholson in it, it's classic.
Ock: Really? I like Sandler....I Wait, GIVE ME YOUR DAMN MONEY.
Peter: Just say it man, it'll calm you down...say it with me now Goosefraba, goosefraba
Ock: No
Peter: C'mon it'll help...goosefraba
Ock: SHUT UP AND GIVE ME YOUR DAMN MONEY
Peter: Goosefra...
Ock: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO YOU EVER SHUT UP?
Peter: Okay we can sing the song
Ock: What?
Peter: The song, you know the song they sing in the movie
Ock: what are you talking about
Peter: I feel pretty...
Ock: Oh for the love of god
Peter: come on sing along....o so pretty, I feel pretty, and witty and gayyyyy
Ock: (throws peter into a wall) KEEP THE DAMN CHANGE

[gregtestagent]

http://img332.imageshack.us/img332/9070/frndsm005covcol3ir.jpg
SPIDERMAN
http://img332.imageshack.us/img332/2118/asm530colcov6hp.jpg
IS A
http://img332.imageshack.us/img332/94/smlovmj004covcol8ve.jpg
CREEPY
http://img332.imageshack.us/img332/8641/maradvsm013col0af.jpg
BASTARD

Spidey: I knew I wouldn't get away with it forever!

[Zev]

http://img332.imageshack.us/img332/9070/frndsm005covcol3ir.jpg

Spider-Man: Alright, now I want you to go to www.lesbianfootfetish.com.

Girl: How does that help us find a way to beat Doc Ock?

Spider-Man: Just do it! And unbutton your shirt a little.

[Zoken]

http://img332.imageshack.us/img332/9070/frndsm005covcol3ir.jpg
Gwen, sweetie, Do we need to talk about these posters?

http://img332.imageshack.us/img332/2118/asm530colcov6hp.jpg
Thats right... the original DUSK is back!...okay, why aren't you guys running for the hills?

http://img332.imageshack.us/img332/94/smlovmj004covcol8ve.jpg
Must... not... be... pedophile...

http://img332.imageshack.us/img332/8641/maradvsm013col0af.jpg
Okay! This time the Clone Saga has gone TOO FAR!

[Quentin Beck]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v696/Carnage03/8dc0040c.jpg

Not even Doom likes it when you kick him there.

[wiegeabo]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v696/Carnage03/8dc0040c.jpg

Not even Doom likes it when you kick him there.


Bwahahahaha!

Priceless.

[DarthDevil007]

http://img75.exs.cx/img75/3331/spiderman2_325.jpg

Ock: Please. Take what you want, but leave i beg you... leave my nipples alone!

[DarthDevil007]

http://img75.exs.cx/img75/3331/spiderman2_325.jpg

Scientist: Since when is he like that?
Assistant: Since seeing Elektra last year. I think he didnt like it.
Scientist: Really?!?

[THWIP*]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y87/Tsuyosa18/spiderman/PIC00025.jpg


SPIDEY: O.K.........THAT'S THE LAST TIME I AGREE TO DO A BOOK SIGNING.

[screech_turbo]

.....

[THWIP*]

UGH......I'M SUDDENLY REMINDED OF WHY I STOPPED COMING TO THIS THREAD. :down:o

[screech_turbo]

just kidding. :D

[Alexia Dark]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v469/Huntress_04/Tobey/Tobey_hug.jpg

Tobey: Hey Alexia, wanna hug?

Alexia: :eek:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v469/Huntress_04/Tobey/Tobey_hug2.jpg

Tobey: Hehe, you know you want it.

*shows off chest by twisting sideways*

Alexia: *melts*

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v469/Huntress_04/Tobey/Tobey_hug3.jpg

Tobey (into cell phone): Hey, Jen! I got another one! You were right, I should've gotten back into shape earlier!

*pause*

Tobey (to Alexia): Sorry, I'm pretty much engaged right now.

Alexia: :mad: :(

[Quentin Beck]

LMAO! :):up:

[hulkamania85]

http://img332.imageshack.us/img332/8641/maradvsm013col0af.jpg

Twice the wheatcake making action!

[hulkamania85]

http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/4748/torontomaryjane4ce.jpg

Mary Jane: Ugh, this thing is a tight squeeze! I can't believe I've gained this much weight!

Spider-Man: MJ honey, that part goes on your head. Did you used to be blonde?

[Zev]

http://img332.imageshack.us/img332/8641/maradvsm013col0af.jpg

Although funeral-crashing was a great way to meet women, maybe going to the funerals of husbands who died from natural causes was taking things a little too far.

[Zev]

http://img49.exs.cx/img49/6620/spiderman2_772.jpg

In another controversial JMS storyline, Spider-Man's powers are changed by the Great Weaver so that the only way he can use his webbing is by hocking up phlegm.

Not pictured: The aftermath of Mary-Jane's attempt to give him a French kiss.

[Zev]

http://comicsmedia.ign.com/comics/image/article/641/641774/marvel-in-november-20050814095218250.jpg

Many say that the franchise had jumped the shark by the time Spider-Man 7: Spider-Man In Space came out. They were wrong. It jumped the shark next year when Spider-Man In Da Hood came out, although many fans did applaud the rap battle between Spider-Man and Hobgoblin.

[Zev]

http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/4748/torontomaryjane4ce.jpg

After her husband's death, Mary-Jane's attempts at denial became increasing obvious...

[TheSlag]

http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/4748/torontomaryjane4ce.jpg

LMAO... :D :up:

[Zev]

http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/c57e9090.jpg

Once enemies, Spider-Man and Doc Ock are now fast friends. Here, in a scene from Spider-Man 3, the good doctor helps Spidey play Peeping Tom.

[Zev]

http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v87/spiderfan4eva/ockgrippete.jpg

Although many applauded Otto Octavius's decision to abandon his life of crime and become a fashion designer, his "octo-tie" was roundly criticized for being too unwieldy and clunky for casual wear.

[Zev]

http://img45.exs.cx/img45/2150/spiderman2_830.jpg

James Franco reacts to the news that he will not be the villain in Spider-Man 3.

[wiegeabo]

http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v87/spiderfan4eva/ockgrippete.jpg

Ock: "It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again."

Peter: "What the **** are you on man?"

[screech_turbo]

.....

[Agent Thermal]

And now for something completely different...:o

**********************

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v469/Huntress_04/Tobey/Tobey_hug.jpg

Kirsten: "Hey Tobey! You seen my car anywhere? I forgot where I parked it...":O

Tobey: "Hey Kirsten, guess which one I'm gonna drop first - the water, or the phone?"

Kirsten: "Tobey, you crazy dork. :D C'mon, seriously, I mean it."

Tobey: "Aw, c'mon Kirsten, guess!"

Kirsten: "Tobey, really, I need to know where my car is."

Tobey: "I won't tell you where your car is until you get the answer right! Which'll it be: the phone, or the water?"

Kirsten: "Tobey, stop playing around already! I need to know - I'm already late as is!"

Tobey: "I'll give you a hint - it conducts sound pretty well...."

Kirsten: "I don't care! Just tell me where my car is!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v469/Huntress_04/Tobey/Tobey_hug2.jpg

Tobey: "Okayyyyyyyy...I'm leaving now....I guess you just won't find out where your car issss...."

Kirsten: "OKAY, FINE!!! THE PHONE, FOR GOD'S SAKE!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v469/Huntress_04/Tobey/Tobey_hug3.jpg

Tobey: "You SURRRE? The water's closer to the grouuund...."

Kirsten: "YES! JUST DO IT ALREADY!"

Tobey (drops the water): "Oops, wrong answer - it was the water, silly! Everyone knows water conducts sound better then air!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!"

Kirsten: "AARRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHH!!!!!" :mad:

[Alexia Dark]

And now for something completely different...:o

**********************

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v469/Huntress_04/Tobey/Tobey_hug.jpg

Kirsten: "Hey Tobey! You seen my car anywhere? I forgot where I parked it...":O

Tobey: "Hey Kirsten, guess which one I'm gonna drop first - the water, or the phone?"

Kirsten: "Tobey, you crazy dork. :D C'mon, seriously, I mean it."

Tobey: "Aw, c'mon Kirsten, guess!"

Kirsten: "Tobey, really, I need to know where my car is."

Tobey: "I won't tell you where your car is until you get the answer right! Which'll it be: the phone, or the water?"

Kirsten: "Tobey, stop playing around already! I need to know - I'm already late as is!"

Tobey: "I'll give you a hint - it conducts sound pretty well...."

Kirsten: "I don't care! Just tell me where my car is!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v469/Huntress_04/Tobey/Tobey_hug2.jpg

Tobey: "Okayyyyyyyy...I'm leaving now....I guess you just won't find out where your car issss...."

Kirsten: "OKAY, FINE!!! THE PHONE, FOR GOD'S SAKE!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v469/Huntress_04/Tobey/Tobey_hug3.jpg

Tobey: "You SURRRE? The water's closer to the grouuund...."

Kirsten: "YES! JUST DO IT ALREADY!"

Tobey (drops the water): "Oops, wrong answer - it was the water, silly! Everyone knows water conducts sound better then air!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!"

Kirsten: Tobey, there is such a thing as getting too much into character! :mad:

I like this better.

[Agent Thermal]

Ah, I was bored anyway when I made the thing. :D ;)

[Zev]

http://img332.imageshack.us/img332/8641/maradvsm013col0af.jpg

It was, of course, a long venerated tradition to bring supporting cast members back and turn them evil. Bucky. Jason Todd. But many fans felt Marvel went too far in bringing Aunt May back to life as the Gray Menace.

http://img75.exs.cx/img75/3331/spiderman2_325.jpg

Although critically well-received, fans failed to connect with The Adventures of Otto Octavius: Imaginary Boobie Groper.

[Zev]

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_13284.jpg

Doctor Octopus often found himself at a disadvantage when tritium declared a staring contest, although he couldn't quite figure out why...

[BHD]

http://www.filmpoint.it/gallery/Spiderman2/spiderman_2_j.jpg

"Hi I'm the keymaster. Are you the gatekeeper?" I dont know, I just think he kind of looks like Rick Moranis.

[wiegeabo]

http://www.filmpoint.it/gallery/Spiderman2/spiderman_2_j.jpg

"I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again. Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"

[Zoken]

http://www.filmpoint.it/gallery/Spiderman2/spiderman_2_j.jpg

There's a car flying at my head again isn't there?

[Zev]

http://www.filmpoint.it/gallery/Spiderman2/spiderman_2_j.jpg

In this sneak peek at the live-action Simpsons movie, we see Milhouse about to meet an unpleasant fate...

[Zoken]

you know... he DOES look like Milhouse!

[BHD]

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_docock_vd16.jpg

"What do you mean they did this in X-men?"

[BHD]

http://media.movieweb.com/gallery/442/NYC/01.jpg

sooooo....uh....Rosemary........How you doiiiiiin??

[Zev]

http://media.movieweb.com/gallery/442/NYC/01.jpg

And the Wild Things series officially runs out of ideas.

[TheElderOne]

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_docock_vd16.jpg

"What do you mean they did this in X-men?"

LMAO :up:

[Agent Thermal]

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_13284.jpg

Octavius casually peruses through the local Spencer Gifts.

[hulkamania85]

http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/7189/michelangeloblackcat2rv.jpg

Black Cat: Uhhh, I don't think this shrank in the wash. I better lay off the kitty treats or I'm gonna be "The Fat Cat"!

http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/5563/march2006blackcatrl1hk.jpg

Black Cat: Okay, I know I said I wanted to go on a diet but this is ridiculous!

[Morgoth]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_2/Movie_Stills/actionspidey1.jpg
"Must turn off TV, before Harry catches me watching Brokeback Mountain!"

[Zev]

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_docock_vd16.jpg

Murder... assault... kidnapping... theft... and now, add tolljumping to Doc Ock's list of crimes.

[Morgoth]

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_docock_vd16.jpg

Murder... assault... kidnapping... theft... and now, add tolljumping to Doc Ock's list of crimes.:up:

[Zoken]

http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/7189/michelangeloblackcat2rv.jpg

Ben Reilly from off screen: JACK POT!
http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/5563/march2006blackcatrl1hk.jpg

Black Cat: Ben... this cat fetish is going a bit far. I know I started it but...

[Zev]

http://media.movieweb.com/gallery/442/NYC/01.jpg

Sam Raimi: How's it sit? Pretty cunning, don'tchya think?

Aunt May: I think it's the sweetest hat ever.

Spider-Man: A man walks down the street in a hat like that, people know he's not afraid of anything.

Sam Raimi: Damn straight.

[The Squirrel]

http://media.movieweb.com/gallery/442/NYC/01.jpg

Sam Raimi cleverly shows off a possible look for the Black Suit.

[Morgoth]

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_docock_vd16.jpg

Ock:"I'm a master at the Crane machine, you should see all the stuffed toys I have."

[Morgoth]

http://www.filmpoint.it/gallery/Spiderman2/spiderman_2_m.jpg

"Time to make the Donuts."

[BHD]

http://www.geocities.com/phillipfrangules/stoned.bmp

"You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fingers and say, "Thats the bad guy!" What does that make you? GOOD? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me,I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth, even when I lie. So say goodnight to the bad guy!"

He just reminds me of scarface in this pic.
http://www.moviestar-photos.com/graphics/265/265348.jpg


http://www.celebrity8x10s.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=SCP&Product_Code=C65348&Category_Code=scarface

[Agent Thermal]

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_docock_vd16.jpg
Subway passengers (in Toy Story green alien voices): "OOOOooooooooooo.....the CLAWWWWWW....."

[hulkamania85]

http://www.newsarama.com/marvelnew/Feb_06/SMMJ003_bwcov_col.jpg

No Mary Jane! Use a coaster!

[hulkamania85]

http://img110.imageshack.us/img110/9606/spidey35331mo.jpg

Mary Jane: I knew I shouldn't have eaten that whole carton of ice cream last night!

[Flash Fearless]

http://www.filmpoint.it/gallery/Spiderman2/spiderman_2_m.jpg
" 'But Tobey, no one has ever taken five and a half days to run the New York Marathon...' Well, I'll show them. I'll show them all!"

[Spyda_Gurl]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_2/Movie_Stills/actionspidey1.jpg

"Dammm! When I bought that microwave I specifically asked for one that had an off switch!"

[Spyda_Gurl]

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_13284.jpg

"Just one of the many things Santa's not going to give me for Christmas..."

[Spyda_Gurl]

http://media.movieweb.com/gallery/442/NYC/01.jpg
"I do it all because I'm evil...This is the life you see, the devil tips his hat to me..."

[Flash Fearless]

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_13284.jpg
Mmmmm......Precious Tritium.....

[Masta_mind257]

http://media.movieweb.com/gallery/442/NYC/01.jpg
Raimi: Ello ello m'darlin' ow are we tonayt??
Spider-man: Say wha...?
Raimi: Not you, you arachnaboy!
Spider-man: I thought what we had waz special!
Raimi: Relationships change through time.
*Spider-man quits his job and runs off*
Raimi: Tobey, Tobey, Tobeeeeeeeey!!!(MetalGearSolid)

[Mr.E.Nygma]

http://www.geocities.com/phillipfrangules/stoned.bmp
Doc Ock : BRRAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIINNNNNNNNNSSSS

[Traveller]

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_13284.jpg

I get the gold ball from Zidane at least!

[Traveller]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_2/Movie_Stills/actionspidey1.jpg

Jameson said I'm Electro...

[Traveller]

http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/7189/michelangeloblackcat2rv.jpg

"Hey Peter... want to see my new tanga?"
"No, Cat... what if Mary Jane arrives?"
"No, silly... she is here... we just waited for you."
"Oh, OK. Mind you if I bring my cousin, Ben Reilly?"

[Zev]

http://www.newsarama.com/marvelnew/Feb_06/SMMJ003_bwcov_col.jpg

"OK, I rarely listen to neanderthals like Kurt Kelly, but he said that he and Ram had a nice little sword fight in your mouth last night. You know what I mean?"

[Zev]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_2/Movie_Stills/actionspidey1.jpg

An attempt to recreate the famous Fred Astaire "dancing on the walls" sequence in Spider-Man: The Musical goes horribly awry when the two-left-footed Tobey Maguire wanders into electrical wiring.

There were no survivors.

[arachnid-guy]

http://images.allmoviephoto.com/2004_Spider-Man_2/2004_spiderman_2_002.jpg

MJ: Pete, I have to tell you something....


http://media.g4tv.com/images/imagedb2/302/30297_M.jpg

Pete: Jeez, what is it this time? Acting going bad? You back with Harry? Your father is actually the Rhino coz if he is....



http://www.omelete.com.br/imagens/cinema/artigos/homem-aranha/mary_jane.jpg

MJ:No...what I wanted to tell you was....


http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/2002_Spider-Man/Thumb/002SDM_Tobey_Maguire_013.jpg

Pete: ?

http://www.omelete.com.br/imagens/cinema/artigos/homem-aranha/mary_jane.jpg

MJ: You should have gone to specsavers.

http://www.agirlsworld.com/rachel/hangin-with/pix/tobeym1.jpg

Pete: .....

*Funny to those in the UK!*

[Zoken]

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_13284.jpg

"Almost... got... the... Snitch..."

[Mr. Vice]

http://www.geocities.com/phillipfrangules/stoned.bmp

Peter:"Crack kills, Mr. Octavius..."

[arachnid-guy]

http://i.dir.bg/kino/photos/pho2732.gif

Ock: Ladies, you should see my 'other snakes'. All 4!

Lady: .....

[Agent Thermal]

http://www.newsarama.com/marvelnew/Feb_06/SMMJ003_bwcov_col.jpg

MJ: "......Shoulda used Preperation H....."

[Alexia Dark]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v469/Huntress_04/SM3_Caption1.jpg


Bottom row, from left:

Person one:... Eric Foreman, is that you?

Person 2: You're going to ruin my movie, I know it you son of a (bleep)... go back to the gym, 'Venom'!

Person 3: Target in sight. Innitiating operation 'Belltower'.

Top Row:

Person 4: Lady In The Water sucked. But Bryce is kinda hot...

Person 5: Watchu lookin' at, cuz?

Person 6: ...ZZZzzzz

Person 7: I cameoed as Angel in X-3 and all I got was this lousy uniform.

Gwen: Have you been working out?

Eddie: *must not look down, must not look down* Not really.

Gwen: It shows.

Wasn't really trying to be funny. Just amusing myself.

[hulkamania85]

http://img485.imageshack.us/img485/7991/spidey5290ap1.jpg

Spider-Man: So are you finally going to toss her or what?
Goblin: No, I was just waiting for her slippers to fall off. Now she's going to be really uncomfortable until you rescue her!
Spider-Man: You fiend!

[Zev]

http://www.newsarama.com/marvelnew/Feb_06/SMMJ003_bwcov_col.jpg

Some people say that all comic books are about nowadays is shock value and misogynistic abuse. That is not true. Now let's take a look at a Very Special Episode of Mary-Jane where our lovable heroine learns about the dangers of roofies.

http://www.geocities.com/phillipfrangules/stoned.bmp

Well-known fact: Doc Ock's tentacles were animatronic.

Little-known fact: So was Alfred Molina's face and it was prone to malfunctions.

[Traveller]

http://img485.imageshack.us/img485/7991/spidey5290ap1.jpg


Spidey: Wow, it's a great pose Goblin! Mind you if I borrow it for my next movie?

[Zev]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v469/Huntress_04/SM3_Caption1.jpg

Gwen: So anyway, we film my big bridge scene tomorrow, and then...

http://img485.imageshack.us/img485/7991/spidey5290ap1.jpg

Mary-Jane: Eeeee! Spider-Man, help!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v469/Huntress_04/SM3_Caption1.jpg

Gwen: That whore!

[lordofthenerds]

http://www.geocities.com/phillipfrangules/stoned.bmp

Peter:"Crack kills, Mr. Octavius..."
Bwahahahahhahahaha....
Dock Ock: "I didn't go through three years of evil medical school to be called 'mister', thank you...and this is just my Godfather impression so don't kid yourself."

[hulkamania85]

http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/1/spidey5301hm4.jpg

Goblin: Whoa, MJ! Have you put on weight since the last time I captured you? 'Cause you know I'd never actually drop...

http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/1184/spidey5303qz2.jpg

Goblin: Aw, crap!

[Mercy]

Edf

[K.B.]

Originally Posted by Mr. Vice
http://www.geocities.com/phillipfrangules/stoned.bmp

Ock: "I think I made a doodie in my pants."

[LadyJohnson]

http://www.geocities.com/phillipfrangules/stoned.bmp
Spidey: You might want to take it easy Otto...
Ock: Why? Wouldn't you be stoned if you lost a bundle on some crackpot... ...who you thought was gonna take you with him to fame and fortune?

[Panthro]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v469/Huntress_04/SM3_Caption1.jpg

Gwen: So anyway, we film my big bridge scene tomorrow, and then...

http://img485.imageshack.us/img485/7991/spidey5290ap1.jpg

Mary-Jane: Eeeee! Spider-Man, help!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v469/Huntress_04/SM3_Caption1.jpg

Gwen: That whore!
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

[Panthro]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v469/Huntress_04/SM3_Caption1.jpg
BROCK: "Hi, I'm the charming, funny guy from That 70s Show."
GWEN: "Ashton Kutcher? Wow, you're a lot shorter in real life."
BROCK: ":cmad::cmad::cmad:"

[Troy_Parker]

http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2010-08-31/1283265262586.png

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