Caption this!!!

[spider-ryan8]

http://img49.photobucket.com/albums/v149/superherozero/q5.jpg
2

Ock: What a refreshing Enema! I'm ready to take over the world about now!


Alien#1: With this new and improved @nal probe our earth friend here will allow us to get Animal Planet and HBO here in the Kremlon Galaxy.
Alien #2: Does this mean we will finally be able to watch the Planets Funniest Animals and Sex and The City?
Alien #1: Yes and for free!

[SLYspyda]

Originally posted by spider-ryan8


http://img49.photobucket.com/albums/v149/superherozero/q4.jpg
Peter: You are such a silly goose Harry, I know you just grabbed my a$$...
Harry: Guilty as charged SIR!



lol, very good one

[HoWheat]

http://www.whip-saw.com/images/SM2_2_trailer_stills/Spider-Man_2_Trailer_135.jpg
The lengths Spider-Man goes to, to scratch the hard to reach places on his back...

[thelizrd17]

http://img44.photobucket.com/albums/v135/thelizard17/docockcarousel.jpg
Doc Ock's version of going around the May Pole.

[Abysstare]

Originally posted by OckGal
*snort* I didn't even notice the bridge. Is that really a painting??

awww!!! ockgal!!! you're like one of my biggest fans.. thanks! unless of course that was a *snort* in the negative, in which case-- NEWMAN!

I think it's really a painting. One of the things that tipped me off was that there was a, oh, I dunno, a FRAME around it?!?! :D

lol.. of course if I'm wrong they really should be careful they don't get run over.. ;)

P.S. I guess it's more likely it's a really large framed photo come to think of it.. i have to watch the trailer again.. lol.. mostly I just look for excuses to watch the trailer..!

[thelizrd17]

Originally posted by HoWheat
http://www.whip-saw.com/images/SM2_2_trailer_stills/Spider-Man_2_Trailer_08.jpg
Did you just fart?

Hahahhaaa!!!!!!:D

[thelizrd17]

Originally posted by spider-ryan8
http://img49.photobucket.com/albums/v149/superherozero/q12.jpg
Harry: I do a great Michael Jackson baby dangling impersonation, Watch! .... Ohhhh *****........ *Whistles...Walks Away*

Lol, good one. :D

[Benoi]

http://www.whip-saw.com/images/SM2_2_trailer_stills/Spider-Man_2_Trailer_135.jpg

Damn It, Peter! When Aunt May said that your grounded, she didn't mean it literally!"

[Benoi]

http://img44.photobucket.com/albums/v135/thelizard17/docockcarousel.jpg

The Hemeroids From Hell!!

[Pnyryd2k1]

Originally posted by Jspider13
http://www.fanartists.com/gallery/data/501/343.jpg

Harry: yo pete, do i look high?
Mj: those were some great brownies

[Benoi]

http://img49.photobucket.com/albums/v149/superherozero/q4.jpg

Harry: "You know, if that old man doesn't quit touching my shoulder, I'm gonna back fist him."

[HoWheat]

http://www.whip-saw.com/images/SM2_2_trailer_stills/Spider-Man_2_Trailer_33.jpg
The kind of present you never want to receive from Spider-Man...

[Benoi]

http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/6b515811.jpg

Doc Ock: "Common Marty!! Time To Send You Back To The Future!!"

[OckGal]

Originally posted by Abysstare
awww!!! ockgal!!! you're like one of my biggest fans.. thanks! unless of course that was a *snort* in the negative, in which case-- NEWMAN!

I think it's really a painting. One of the things that tipped me off was that there was a, oh, I dunno, a FRAME around it?!?! :D

lol.. of course if I'm wrong they really should be careful they don't get run over.. ;)

P.S. I guess it's more likely it's a really large framed photo come to think of it.. i have to watch the trailer again.. lol.. mostly I just look for excuses to watch the trailer..!

It was a ha-ha snort, of course!

Oh yeah, there is a frame, isn't there? I'm tired, lol!

[Mr.Webs]

http://www.whip-saw.com/images/SM2_2_trailer_stills/Spider-Man_2_Trailer_135.jpg

After using the toilet,Spider-man found out that he had ran out of toilet paper,and switched to a different alternative to wiping himself...

[OckGal]

Originally posted by spider-ryan8
http://img49.photobucket.com/albums/v149/superherozero/q5.jpg
2

Ock: What a refreshing Enema! I'm ready to take over the world about now!


Alien#1: With this new and improved @nal probe our earth friend here will allow us to get Animal Planet and HBO here in the Kremlon Galaxy.
Alien #2: Does this mean we will finally be able to watch the Planets Funniest Animals and Sex and The City?
Alien #1: Yes and for free!

Ooh, an Ock satellite, hehe! I could use HBO for those movies I keep missing.

[OckGal]

Originally posted by thelizrd17
http://img44.photobucket.com/albums/v135/thelizard17/docockcarousel.jpg
Doc Ock's version of going around the May Pole.

LOL! How do you people think of these things?!

[Ragin Cajun]

http://img44.photobucket.com/albums/v135/thelizard17/docockcarousel.jpg
mammy i wanna go on the octupuss ride too!

[Captain Poopsy2]

lolololol :D

[Captain Poopsy2]

http://www.whipsaw.com/scgi-bin/sm2_2_pic_view.cgi?item=11 Damn! I cant kick the back of my head... guess I owe doc ock a coke

[Captain Poopsy2]

pic didnt work go to http://www.whip-saw.com/scgi-bin/SM2_2_pic_view.cgi?item=11

[Knightsaber Priss]

Originally posted by Captain Poopsy2
http://www.whipsaw.com/scgi-bin/sm2_2_pic_view.cgi?item=11 Damn! I cant kick the back of my head... guess I owe doc ock a coke

http://img28.photobucket.com/albums/v83/Godzilla2000/LittleRedXBoo.jpg

[Mr.Webs]

http://www.whip-saw.com/images/SM2_2_trailer_stills/Spider-Man_2_Trailer_11.jpg

Is this the picture?

[Captain Poopsy2]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Mr.Webs
[B]http://www.whip-saw.com/images/SM2_2_trailer_stills/Spider-Man_2_Trailer_11.jpg

I think i need some yoga classes before i try this ***** again OW!!!

[Benoi]

http://www.whip-saw.com/images/SM2_2_trailer_stills/Spider-Man_2_Trailer_11.jpg

You're car insurance bill leaving you on the spider's web?

Geiko, just 15 minutes on the phone can save you up to 50% or more on car insurance.

[Bapman]

http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v87/spiderfan4eva/ockgrippete.jpg

OCK: WHAT'S SO GODDAMN FUNNY PARKER !!!

PARKER: You're SOOO cute when you're angry !!

[Benoi]

http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v87/spiderfan4eva/ockgrippete.jpg

Peter: "You know, you look really pretty when you're angry."

[Benoi]

:wolverine

[Benoi]

Originally posted by Bapman
http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v87/spiderfan4eva/ockgrippete.jpg

OCK: WHAT'S SO GODDAMN FUNNY PARKER !!!

PARKER: You're SOOO cute when you're angry !!

Kool we had the same idea! But you beat me to it:(

[Bapman]

http://www.whip-saw.com/images/SM2_2_trailer_stills/Spider-Man_2_Trailer_33.jpg

SPIDEY: LOOK out I m gonna (FFAARRTT) OHHHH that felt good.

[Bapman]

http://img49.photobucket.com/albums/v149/superherozero/q5.jpg

OCK: OYYYY !!! Which BA$TARD is grabbing my a$$ !!!
STOP THAT !!! I SAID STOP IT !!! Heyyyyyyyy.... .that tickles

[Bapman]

http://www.whip-saw.com/images/SM2_2_trailer_stills/Spider-Man_2_Trailer_11.jpg

SPIDEY: HUHHHH... let's see JACKIE CHAN do THIS ;) ..... OHHHH ***** :eek: A TRUCK :eek: !!!

[TheSlag]

Originally posted by Bapman
http://www.whip-saw.com/images/SM2_2_trailer_stills/Spider-Man_2_Trailer_11.jpg

SPIDEY: HUHHHH... let's see JACKIE CHAN do THIS ;) ..... OHHHH ***** :eek: A TRUCK :eek: !!!

LMAO :D

[Bapman]

http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/9cc72174.jpg

SPIDEY: OHHHHHHH that fart's got a kick.

[Bapman]

http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/3d930fc9.jpg

SPIDEY: THIS... IS... A... STICK UP !!! Put your hands above your head.
Don't you make me come there and beat your a$$ WOMAN :mad:

[Bapman]

http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/b4a93433.jpg

Peter...... stop looking at my d|ck....

Yes sir........ but but.... its just sooo big and pink and....

PETER !!

Sorry Sir....

[Roxy]

Originally posted by Benoi
http://www.whip-saw.com/images/SM2_2_trailer_stills/Spider-Man_2_Trailer_11.jpg

You're car insurance bill leaving you on the spider's web?

Geiko, just 15 minutes on the phone can save you up to 50% or more on car insurance.

Ah, I love it! :D

[Bapman]

http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/c960bd65.jpg

S: I AM..

T: The Dark Knight ?!

S: No, I am..

T: Batman?

S: NOO!! I am..

T: WHAT?!?! What? the suspense is killing me!!

S: I Am............... very pissed off
:mad:

[Andrew]

Originally posted by HoWheat
http://www.whip-saw.com/images/SM2_2_trailer_stills/Spider-Man_2_Trailer_08.jpg
Did you just fart?

ROFLMFAO

[Bapman]

http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/ecf8e942.jpg

HA! HA! I tocuhed your a$$ while you weren't LOOKING.

YOU.....................................BA$TARD !!!

[imdaly]

http://www.whip-saw.com/images/SM2_2_trailer_stills/Spider-Man_2_Trailer_11.jpg

(to the theme of George of the Jungle)

Music: "Spidey, Spidey, Spidey of New York! Strong as he can be!"

Spidey (tarzan yell): "Ahhhhhahhhhhhahhhh. Ahhhhhahhhhahhh!"

Music: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK!"

[Captain Poopsy2]

wtf? lol

[Captain Poopsy2]

Originally posted by Bapman
http://www.whip-saw.com/images/SM2_2_trailer_stills/Spider-Man_2_Trailer_33.jpg

SPIDEY: LOOK out I m gonna (FFAARRTT) OHHHH that felt good. I almost wet my pants on that one

[Lazarus440]

Originally posted by Jspider13
Dude, what's with all the homo-humor lately? what me, i don't think i have made any gay jokes in this thread before this. but this is funny.

[Captain Poopsy2]

http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v87/spiderfan4eva/evil.jpg oh god! I am constipated!

[Captain Poopsy2]

some of the writing is right beside the pic btw

[Spydernorbs]

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/choice.jpg

Spidey: "I'M ON TOP OF THE WORRRLLDDD!!!"

[PurplePenisPrancer]

pic from above:
Bird Watcher guide: And if you look all the way up on the building to your left, you can see a...OMG SPIDER-MAN IS THE PIZZA GUY!

Spidey: Ahhhhhh $h!t !!

[MST3KPIMP]

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/choice.jpg

"people of tokyo... evacuate!"

[Underdawg]

http://http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/choice.jpg

Good bye cruel world!!

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Spydernorbs
http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/choice.jpg

Spidey: People of NYC!Bow down to me,your ruler!

[THWIP*]

http://img44.photobucket.com/albums/v135/thelizard17/docockcarousel.jpg


"DAMMIT JIMMY, STOP SCREWING AROUND AND SHUT THIS THING OFF! WHEN I GET DOWN FROM HERE, I'M GONNA FRICKIN' KICK YOUR ASS! :mad: "

[THWIP*]

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/choice.jpg


"HMMMM, I WONDER...........IF I PISSED FROM THIS HEIGHT, HOW MANY PEOPLE COULD I HIT?"

[Dark Carnage]

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/choice.jpg

Real Estate Agent: Well as you can see sir, the apartment has a fantastic view and... SIR! Please get away from the edge, please come back inside. SIR? PLEASE!

...

911! Help I have a jumper!

[thelizrd17]

http://img44.photobucket.com/albums/v135/thelizard17/docockcarousel.jpg
Jane! Stop this crazy thing!!

:D

[PurplePenisPrancer]

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/choice.jpg
"Heheh...let's try out this penny thing I heard about"

[SpyderBurning]

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/choice.jpg


"Alright Spidey, time to win that olympic gold medal in the high dive."

[PurplePenisPrancer]

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/choice.jpg
"No wonder why Ock puts his goggles on!"

[gtkilla]

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/choice.jpg

STUPID Truth or dare, i hate doc ock!...(sigh)Well i guess its time to jump.

[HoWheat]

Originally posted by MST3KPIMP
http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/choice.jpg

"people of tokyo... evacuate!" That was hilarious!

[HoWheat]

http://www.whip-saw.com/images/SM2_2_trailer_stills/Spider-Man_2_Trailer_07.jpg
Peter...Ole Yeller dies at the end...

[HoWheat]

http://www.whip-saw.com/images/SM2_2_trailer_stills/Spider-Man_2_Trailer_38.jpg
If Winona Ryder can get away with shop lifting...I sure can, I'm a frickin movie star!

[HoWheat]

http://www.whip-saw.com/images/SM2_2_trailer_stills/Spider-Man_2_Trailer_119.jpg
Damn, this subway is fast!

[thelizrd17]

http://img44.photobucket.com/albums/v135/thelizard17/watchoutsm2.jpg
http://img44.photobucket.com/albums/v135/thelizard17/thugsincarsm2.jpg
http://img44.photobucket.com/albums/v135/thelizard17/handonsm2.jpg
http://img44.photobucket.com/albums/v135/thelizard17/dochospital.jpg

[Bapman]

http://img44.photobucket.com/albums/v135/thelizard17/watchoutsm2.jpg

LOOOK !!! UP in the SKY !!!

Is it a BIRD ???

IS IT A PLANE ???

NOOOO.... its... OH !! ***** !! RUUUUNNNNN !!

[Bapman]

http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v87/spiderfan4eva/evil.jpg

You think its FUNNY WHEN A PERSON HAS something THIS BIG stuck on his a$$... HUH !!! DO YOU !!
Stupid people... why don't you come here and I'll show you how much fun this is.

[THWIP*]

http://img44.photobucket.com/albums/v135/thelizard17/thugsincarsm2.jpg


HOLY CRAP..............WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR TOP?! :eek:

[THWIP*]

http://img44.photobucket.com/albums/v135/thelizard17/watchoutsm2.jpg


*A SPECIAL EFFECTS SHOT GOES HORRIBLY WRONG ON THE SET OF THE FIFTH ELEMENT *

[THWIP*]

http://img44.photobucket.com/albums/v135/thelizard17/handonsm2.jpg


"MR. "SPIDER-MAN", WHEN I REMOVE MY HAND FROM YOUR HEAD, YOU WILL AWAKEN, AND NO LONGER SUFFER FROM ARACHNAPHOBIA."

[Bapman]

Originally posted by THWIP*
http://img44.photobucket.com/albums/v135/thelizard17/watchoutsm2.jpg


*A SPECIAL EFFECTS SHOT GOES HORRIBLY WRONG ON THE SET OF THE FIFTH ELEMENT *

LOL :D That was funny.... not hilarious but really funny.

[Drunk Spidey]

http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v87/spiderfan4eva/ockgrippete.jpg


"I've got you now, Pat! Let's see what you really are!"

[Drunk Spidey]

http://img44.photobucket.com/albums/v135/thelizard17/watchoutsm2.jpg

Dude, where's my car?






....oh..

[OckGal]

Originally posted by Drunk Spidey
http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v87/spiderfan4eva/ockgrippete.jpg


"I've got you now, Pat! Let's see what you really are!"

Pat!! LMAO! Poor Peter being compared that that, lol!

[SpyderBurning]

[QUOTE]
[B]http://img44.photobucket.com/albums/v135/thelizard17/handonsm2.jpg
QUOTE]

"In the name of the Lord, I cast thee out foul demon, I cast thee back to HELLLLLLLLLL! Leave this man, even though he does wear that strange mask. Can I get an amen?"

[Bapman]

http://img44.photobucket.com/albums/v135/thelizard17/handonsm2.jpg

Yup, definitely a fever...but i'll have to check with the anal thermometer

[Lazarus440]

http://img44.photobucket.com/albums/v135/thelizard17/handonsm2.jpg
um my hand is stuck.

well stop pulling on it, ow ow ow stop that, that is my head.

[HoWheat]

http://www.whip-saw.com/images/SM2_2_trailer_stills/Spider-Man_2_Trailer_55.jpg
My motorized girdle will definitely hold my stomach in!

[Bapman]

http://img42.photobucket.com/albums/v128/GRyDLOCK/34Doc_ock_train.jpg

(Pissssssssssssssssssss) AWWWWHHHHH :p That feels... GOOOD !!!

[Roxy]

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/choice.jpg

"Oh look! There goes my spit!"

[Super_Child]

http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/ed15cab8.jpg

Doc Ock: Iv'e Told you once, Iv'e told you a thousand times, You can't use this as you're cave ANYMORE BATMAN!


http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v87/spiderfan4eva/evil.jpg

Ock: Ok lets find out who you are under that mask spider-man

Nooooo! my eyes! put it back on!

2 parter one below.

http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/51eb982f.jpg

Ock: Its so shiney and orange hmmm.

Sam Raimi: Now Ock, dont mess around with that its very expensive this scene alone is costing us $10 million.

Ock: Oki dokey :D

continued below

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/choice.jpg

BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Ock: Whooops.

Peter: I didn't sign on for this.

[spider-jide]

http://img44.photobucket.com/albums/v135/thelizard17/watchoutsm2.jpg

I didn't know we were extras for, back to the future.

[spider-jide]

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/choice.jpg

God's voice coming from where the light is shining.

God: This is my spider, who i am most pleased with!

[Venom sucks]

Tobey calling Orson.....Come in Orson
:D

[spider-jide]

Originally posted by Venom sucks
Tobey calling Orson.....Come in Orson
:D

For that to work, Tobey has to be facing us.

[HoWheat]

http://www.whip-saw.com/images/SM2_2_trailer_stills/Spider-Man_2_Trailer_28.jpg
I wonder if I should shave my finger tips when I stop being Spider-Man.

[Benoi]

http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/51eb982f.jpg

Sunny D! Capture the Power of the Sun!

[Underdawg]

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sacrafice.jpg


"sorry mj, but i think were gonna fall, my web isn't coming out!"

[Benoi]

http://img44.photobucket.com/albums/v135/thelizard17/dochospital.jpg
1

This is the reason why doctors never want to test Ock's reflexes!

[Underdawg]

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/choice.jpg



"goodbye cruel world!!"

[Mr.Webs]

http://www.whip-saw.com/images/SM2_2_trailer_stills/Spider-Man_2_Trailer_55.jpg

Doc Ock,tired of being out of shape,bought the newest work out device from the Home Shopping Network,hoping to lose the "extra weight".

[Benoi]

Originally posted by HoWheat
http://www.whip-saw.com/images/SM2_2_trailer_stills/Spider-Man_2_Trailer_08.jpg
Did you just fart?
http://www.fanartists.com/gallery/data/605/341.jpg
Peter: Yes don't tell Harry.

[Benoi]

http://img44.photobucket.com/albums/v135/thelizard17/watchoutsm2.jpg

BAD BOYS! BAD BOYS! WHAT YOU GONNA DO WHEN THEY THROW YOU AROUND?

[Underdawg]

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sacrafice.jpg

"sorry mj, i think were gonna fall, my web isn't working!!"



http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/choice.jpg



"goodbye cruel world!!!!"

[MST3KPIMP]

:daredevil

[MST3KPIMP]

http://www.fanartists.com/gallery/data/605/341.jpg

"Jesus.. I know your missing an arm but you sure make up for it downstairs."

[HoWheat]

http://www.whip-saw.com/images/SM2_2_trailer_stills/Spider-Man_2_Trailer_16.jpg
Guy in Passenger Seat: No one can escape the fire power of my invisible gun!

[Benoi]

http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v87/spiderfan4eva/ockgrippete.jpg

Doc Ock: "I Thought I told you to not tell Harry!!"

[PurplePenisPrancer]

http://www.whip-saw.com/images/SM2_2_trailer_stills/Spider-Man_2_Trailer_55.jpg
Jennifer Lopez's new disguise for the public...without the @$$, paparazzis won'teven notice her there.

[Agent .00000001]

Hahaha, these are great!:D :cool:

[Jspider13]

http://www.whip-saw.com/images/SM2_2_trailer_stills/Spider-Man_2_Trailer_55.jpg

"Atlast, the need to suck it in no longer"

[pedro parkero]

http://a4.cpimg.com/image/7A/03/32990074-9803-0280015C-.jpg

http://a5.cpimg.com/image/7B/03/32990075-b07b-02000180-.jpg

[pedro parkero]

Yay! It worked...

:D
(Sorry, my first time joining in a photosharing site.)

[pedro parkero]

http://a4.cpimg.com/image/42/5C/32992834-56f9-01E000D0-.jpg


Peter: Yes, Dennis the Menace. We're leaving because of you...

[Tanin]

http://a4.cpimg.com/image/7A/03/32990074-9803-0280015C-.jpg

Finally, After years of searching I've found the Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator

[TheArtofShadow]

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/choice.jpg
I'M TOO LATE!!!!

[TheArtofShadow]

http://a4.cpimg.com/image/42/5C/32992834-56f9-01E000D0-.jpg
HEY!!! WHAT THE **** ARE YOU LOOKING AT, SMALL FRY??!!

[Jspider13]

http://a4.cpimg.com/image/7A/03/32990074-9803-0280015C-.jpg

Mommy! Daddy! You got me the backgammon set I always WANTED!!

[Zaphyre]

http://img51.photobucket.com/albums/v157/Kyorca/sm2_doc_ock3.jpg

Doctor Octopus found that the tentacles were a curse in disguise, as they cept on imitating him.

(Look closely at what the tentacles are wearing.)

[Benoi]

http://a4.cpimg.com/image/7A/03/32990074-9803-0280015C-.jpg

Common give daddy a hug!

[Benoi]

http://a5.cpimg.com/image/7B/03/32990075-b07b-02000180-.jpg

Doc Ock takes a trip to Southern Cali for a vacation!

[Mr.Webs]

http://a5.cpimg.com/image/7B/03/32990075-b07b-02000180-.jpg

Who me? Never really thought of myself as a stripper but...

[SLYspyda]

Originally posted by pedro parkero
http://a4.cpimg.com/image/42/5C/32992834-56f9-01E000D0-.jpg


Peter: Yes, Dennis the Menace. We're leaving because of you...

lol

[OckGal]

Originally posted by Zaphyre
http://img51.photobucket.com/albums/v157/Kyorca/sm2_doc_ock3.jpg

Doctor Octopus found that the tentacles were a curse in disguise, as they cept on imitating him.

(Look closely at what the tentacles are wearing.)

Bwuahaha! Excellent!

[OckGal]

Originally posted by Mr.Webs
http://a5.cpimg.com/image/7B/03/32990075-b07b-02000180-.jpg

Who me? Never really thought of myself as a stripper but...

*fights for front row seat*

[Keymaker]

http://img19.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Roxy2300/Image5.jpg

Peter: Hey Harry! Happy B-day!
Harry: Where's the cake?
Peter: The cake?
Harry: I told you that i want to eat a cake today!
Peter: Oh riiiight! Forgot :D
Harry: *thinks* You will pay for that! Where can i find Doc Ock's phone number?

[Krazie_Marco74]

LOL

[Mr.Webs]

Originally posted by OckGal
*fights for front row seat* :eek:

[Silver S]

Who me? Never really thought of myself as a stripper but...

LOL. I'm getting some really twisted visions of Ock and pole dancing. Oh God. That's twisted. :eek: :p

[MST3KPIMP]

http://a4.cpimg.com/image/42/5C/32992834-56f9-01E000D0-.jpg

"Why in the hell are you still playing Harry Potter? I mean look at you. I read the books.. he's supposed to be my age not a 28 year old a-hole. This is bull*****! And tell Maggie Smith over there I'll give her 3 bucks for the Titanic necklace."

[Super_Child]

Originally posted by MST3KPIMP
http://a4.cpimg.com/image/42/5C/32992834-56f9-01E000D0-.jpg

"Why in the hell are you still playing Harry Potter? I mean look at you. I read the books.. he's supposed to be my age not a 28 year old a-hole. This is bull*****! And tell Maggie Smith over there I'll give her 3 bucks for the Titanic necklace."


hahahahah brilliant!;)

[Mr.Webs]

Originally posted by Silver S
LOL. I'm getting some really twisted visions of Ock and pole dancing. Oh God. That's twisted. :eek: :p Nice to know that I still have the gift of making people crazy...;) :p

[Abysstare]

PORTRAIT OF DOCTOR OCTOPUS JUST MOMENTS BEFORE HIS FINAL DEFEAT AND CAPTURE:
http://a5.cpimg.com/image/7B/03/32990075-b07b-02000180-.jpg

"Finally!!! I, Doctor Otto Octavius, have utilized my unparalleled genius to devise the ULTIMATE disguise. With this trenchcoat and these sunglasses, I shall be free to traverse the pathways of this New York City undetected... free to carry out my nefarious plans without the interference of my long-time nemesis, SPIDER-MAN!"

[Hobgoblin]

Originally posted by Drunk Spidey
http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v87/spiderfan4eva/ockgrippete.jpg


Ock: Your Aunts wheatcake recipe! NOW!

Peter: NEVER!!

[Abysstare]

http://batmanbegins.warnerbros.com/images/batimage1.jpg

I just wish I knew how I got here... there must be some way back to Gotham.. nobody even LIKES me here.. :(

It's all "Spidey-this" and "Spidey-that".. and what the heck is a "Doctor Octopus" anyway?!?!

Plus everyone here makes fart jokes, and I don't really get what that's all about... always been more of a burp man myself... Robin was really the one that enjoyed a good fart joke... oh, Robin, where are you when I need you?

*sob*

[SLYspyda]

Originally posted by Abysstare
http://batmanbegins.warnerbros.com/images/batimage1.jpg

I just wish I knew how I got here... there MUST be some way back to Gotham.. nobody even LIKES me here.. :(

It's all Spidey-this and Spidey-that.. and what the heck is a "Doctor Octopus" anyway?!?!

*sob*

lol, very smart


uh, batman, dr. octopus is a badass mofo that will kill you within 2 sec of you getting in his way

[Abysstare]

Hey THANKS Sly! I'm glad you liked!!! I love when my captions elicit a response... so many of these crack me up, so it's nice when I can do the same in return...

[DarkKnightJRK]

Originally posted by Abysstare
http://batmanbegins.warnerbros.com/images/batimage1.jpg

I just wish I knew how I got here... there must be some way back to Gotham.. nobody even LIKES me here.. :(

It's all "Spidey-this" and "Spidey-that".. and what the heck is a "Doctor Octopus" anyway?!?!

Plus everyone here makes fart jokes, and I don't really get what that's all about... always been more of a burp man myself... Robin was really the one that enjoyed a good fart joke... oh, Robin, where are you when I need you?

*sob*

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Poor Batsy. :batman:

[pedro parkero]

http://a4.cpimg.com/image/42/5C/32992834-56f9-01E000D0-.jpg


No, I won't buy brownies from you. You can't fool me kid. You're not a girl scout... :rolleyes:

[Keymaker]

http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/f6f00b54.jpg
Spidey: Woah! What have you done with my face?

[Rhiannon]

ROFL! You guys are hysterical!

Keep it up! I love reading these!

I'm lovin' the Batman cameo appearance there, Abysstare. :) And Peacemaker, your picture of annnoyed!Harry with "This party sucks." written on it just cracked me up. It just matches his expression perfectly!

[Keymaker]

http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/fb0ce520.jpg
Harry: S-h-i-t! I didn't got my copy of Wizard magazine with a Spider-man cover. Now my collection is incomplete. Damn...

[THWIP*]

http://batmanbegins.warnerbros.com/images/batimage1.jpg

DAMMIT, NOBODY BOTHERED TO TELL ME THIS WAS A "MARVEL CHARACTERS ONLY" COSTUME PARTY. NOW I'M GONNA BE STUCK OUT HERE FOR 4 HOURS, LOOKING LIKE AN IDIOT, UNTIL MOM PICKS ME UP. :mad: :o :(

[Venom_uk]

^^^ROFL^^^

Brilliant. Nice one THWIP*. :D

[spide-ed]

Originally posted by Keymaker
http://img19.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Roxy2300/Image5.jpg



harry : " its not buttercream? jesus! ,i told you i f ***ing hate fruit cake!"

[Wobblebobble]

Originally posted by Bapman
http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/3d930fc9.jpg



John Jameson wakes, hands glued to a pole and wearing a spider-man costume.

John: Bloody Bachelor Party!

[pedro parkero]

http://a4.cpimg.com/image/42/5C/32992834-56f9-01E000D0-.jpg

I told you then and I'll tell you now, you dumbass kid: WE are *NOT* a couple! Now get out of our property!...

[Wobblebobble]

Originally posted by Abysstare
http://home.comcast.net/~2zwahlens/New_Trailer_Pic2.jpg



MJ: (to ock) GET BACK, DON'T MAKE THROW HIM AT YOU!

[THWIP*]

Originally posted by VeNoM_uk
^^^ROFL^^^

Brilliant. Nice one THWIP*. :D


:D

THE BATMAN FANBOYS ARE GONNA HATE ME FOR THAT ONE. :)

[Compi716]

http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/3d930fc9.jpg

Old Man on the Left: They had to make the costume skin tight in THAT area??

[Venom_uk]

Originally posted by THWIP*
:D

THE BATMAN FANBOYS ARE GONNA HATE ME FOR THAT ONE. :)

Ohhhhh yes. All 5 of them :D

[MST3KPIMP]

http://img19.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Roxy2300/Image5.jpg

"Birthday party?.. are you people insane? How can you celebrate anything after those racists voted Jennifer Hudson off American Idol? Go on.. eat your cake and pin the tail on the donkey.. you white devils make me sick!"

[Compi716]

http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v87/spiderfan4eva/ockgrippete.jpg

Peter: Dude...did you have an Eclipse mint?
Ock: Why, yes, I did.

http://img44.photobucket.com/albums/v135/thelizard17/docockcarousel.jpg

AHHH!!! We should have known better than to trust the guy from Raiders of the Lost Ark!!

[Compi716]

Originally posted by VeNoM_uk
Ohhhhh yes. All 5 of them:D

Hey! There are more than 5 of us!

[Venom_uk]

Ha ha! I wondered who would 'bite' 1st. :)
I'm only messing with ya fella ;)

[venom892]

Originally posted by MST3KPIMP
http://a4.cpimg.com/image/42/5C/32992834-56f9-01E000D0-.jpg

" Yes I WOULD LOVE to do your mom.She is a serious MILF.

[Benoi]

http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v87/spiderfan4eva/ockgrippete.jpg

Peter: "Your making me angry....you wouldn't like it when im angry!"

[Compi716]

I got you VeNoM_uk ;).

[Venom_uk]

Originally posted by compi716
I got you VeNoM_uk ;).
Good good. I don't wanna be responsable for a Spidey Vs Batman fanboy war!

[Batman15]

how about this one from another board?

Originally posted by The Batman
*Batman, Interogating Spider-Man*

http://www.monsterislandmedia.com/other/owned.jpg

Spider-Man(Waking up): Unnnh...where am I?

Batman: You're in Gotham. Tell me where Mary Jane is, or I'll drop you.

Spider-man: What do you want with her?

Batman: Well...Me and Katie have been feeling lonely. Now, tell me. It's a long fall to the ground below.

Spider-Man: NEVER!!! I havent even got to second base with her!

*Later....*





http://batmanbegins.warnerbros.com/images/batimage1.jpg


Batman: I warned him.....


:D :D

[Abysstare]

Originally posted by compi716
Hey! There are more than 5 of us!

Lol.. don't worry Compi.. they're having their own fun over at the Batman boards.. but that's all I'm gonna say.. :)

[Abysstare]

lol.. whoops.. looks like the bat is out of the bag already!!!.. Oh, and "Batman15"? Run. Run like the wind..!

[Abysstare]

http://www.btinternet.com/~shadow.moses/Spidey/Spidey1.jpeg

"My, what a big head you have..."

"Oh yeah? Well, Mr. Schemey, it seems to me you've got yourself a pretty big noggin there yourself. And you know what they say about the size of a man's head.."

"What's that?"

"I'm not sure exactly. But I think it has something to do with you and I making a new life together in Alabama."

[Compi716]

I am quite well aware of what is going on in the Batman boards Abysstare, thank you.

[Benoi]

http://www.whip-saw.com/images/SM2_2_trailer_stills/Spider-Man_2_Trailer_108.jpg

Doc Ock: "HOLY CRAP! HE REALLY IS SUPERMAN!!"

[HoWheat]

http://www.whip-saw.com/images/SM2_2_trailer_stills/Spider-Man_2_Trailer_59.jpg
"Guess where my other two tentacles are!"

[HoWheat]

http://www.whip-saw.com/images/SM2_2_trailer_stills/Spider-Man_2_Trailer_84.jpg
"Go away Batman fanboys! You'll have your fun next year!"

[Rhiannon]

Man, Abysstare. Everywhere I go, the Alabama jokes follow me! :)

Just kidding-- those are great!

LOL... love the American Idol nod, MSt3KPIMP !

[spideydave]

Originally posted by Stewie Griffin
http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v63/Kypade/spidermanhands.jpg



:spidey:

Whoa this extisy starting to kick in!

[johnsonuk]

http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v63/Kypade/spidermanhands.jpg

i am sure i had two thumbs when i left this morning.

[Andrew]

Originally posted by HoWheat
http://www.whip-saw.com/images/SM2_2_trailer_stills/Spider-Man_2_Trailer_59.jpg
"Guess where my other two tentacles are!"

LMAO, That was funny!

[Abysstare]

Originally posted by Rhiannon
Man, Abysstare. Everywhere I go, the Alabama jokes follow me! :)

Just kidding-- those are great!


Lol.. sorry Rhiannon.. but I'm glad you were amused.. oh, and my thanks to you, SlySpyda, and DarkKnightJRK-- that was THREE responses to a single caption (the batman one, ironically)-- that's my all-time record! (Darn it, where's Ock Gal??.. I could have made it to four!)

Oh, and since you were such a good sport about my oh so gentle mocking of your home town, I think it's only fair I mock my OWN hometown a little in return. (Turnabout is fair play, after all.) So be sure to check the caption below..

[Silver S]

"Guess where my other two tentacles are!"

The smile plastered across his face is what makes this so rofl funny. :D

[Abysstare]

http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/51eb982f.jpg

"I've done it! I've managed to harness and subsequently transform lethal levels of radiation into a new, beneficial energy source that will provide unheard of benefits to mankind."

"Excuse us, Doctor, but we were wondering: where did you come upon that much radioactive energy to begin with?"

"Ahhh, simpletons! That was the easiest part! I went to the one place in the world that would provide the most obvious source of excess radiation."

"Chernobyl?"

"No, you fools! New Jersey!"

[THWIP*]

http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/51eb982f.jpg

DESPITE HIS SHEER BRILLIANCE, DOCTOR OCTAVIUS SOMETIMES LACKED THE COMMON SENSE GOD GAVE A GOOSE. CASE IN POINT: HIS WIFE MADE IT KNOWN THAT SHE DESIRED TO HAVE A SON................ :o

[OckGal]

Son! LOL!

[Rhiannon]

LOL Abysstare and THWIP!

[Abysstare]

http://www.whip-saw.com/images/SM2_2_trailer_stills/Spider-Man_2_Trailer_75.jpg

After giving up on a life of crime, Doctor Octopus takes up the moniker "Docky Ocky" and takes up hand-puppetry, performing to the delight of happy little boys and girls across the tri-state area.
(Seen here with hand puppet "Mo.")

[Evolution]

Originally posted by HoWheat
http://www.whip-saw.com/images/SM2_2_trailer_stills/Spider-Man_2_Trailer_59.jpg
"Guess where my other two tentacles are!"

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :up:

[HoWheat]

http://www.whip-saw.com/images/SM2_2_trailer_stills/Spider-Man_2_Trailer_37.jpg
MJ as Wolverine in a play, seconds before a burzerker rage...

[SLYspyda]

Originally posted by HoWheat
http://www.whip-saw.com/images/SM2_2_trailer_stills/Spider-Man_2_Trailer_59.jpg
"Guess where my other two tentacles are!"

lol

[johnsonuk]

.

[THWIP*]

Originally posted by johnsonuk
.



I DON'T GET IT. :confused:

[Andrew]

Originally posted by johnsonuk
.

ROFLMAO, Now that is funny!

[THWIP*]

http://www.whip-saw.com/images/SM2_2_trailer_stills/Spider-Man_2_Trailer_37.jpg


I'M GOING TO STRANGLE MY HAIRDRESSER! WHEN SHE TOLD ME SHE'D GIVE ME A LOOK THAT "HUGH HIMSELF WOULD LOVE", NATURALLY I ASSUMED SHE MEANT HUGH HEFNER..........NOT HUGH JACKMAN !:mad:

[THWIP*]

http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/652b2345.jpg

*PETE SINGING* "I'M GONNA GET LAID TONIGHT.......I'M GONNA GET LAID TONIGHT!:).............OH, WHO AM I KIDDING? I'M GOING TO BED WITH STICKY HANDS TONIGHT, JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER NIGHT.:(

[THWIP*]

http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v87/spiderfan4eva/evil.jpg


"I'M SQUISHING YOUR HEAD!"

*FANS OF KIDS IN THE HALL SHOULD GET THIS* ;)

[THWIP*]

http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/7889ad8b.jpg


"YOU KNOW, THE LAST TIME I GRABBED SOME "MARY JANE" AND CLIMBED ON TOP OF A ROOF, I HAD ONE HELL OF A GOOD TIME.............BUT I DON'T DO THAT ANYMORE. :o "

[iminsane31]

Haha. Good one.

Kids in the hall was a great show and sometimes underrated by people. Don't know why people dont like it or don't understand it? :confused:

I can just see Doc Ock saying that too. :D

[HoWheat]

Originally posted by THWIP*
http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/7889ad8b.jpg


"YOU KNOW, THE LAST TIME I GRABBED SOME "MARY JANE" AND CLIMBED ON TOP OF A ROOF, I HAD ONE HELL OF A GOOD TIME.............BUT I DON'T DO THAT ANYMORE. :o " That was a good one, very clever.

[Nicklogic]

http://www.whip-saw.com/images/SM2_2_trailer_stills/Spider-Man_2_Trailer_108.jpg

Tentacle 1: I got him...
Tentacle 2: No, I got hi...
Tentacle 3: What are you talking about, he's coming right to me...
Tentacle 2: Is not!
Tentacle 3: Are too.
Tentacle 4: :zzz:
Doc Ock: Well someone better get him before...

:OOF:

[HoWheat]

http://www.whip-saw.com/images/SM2_2_trailer_stills/Spider-Man_2_Trailer_57.jpg
Introducing...the latest breakthroughs in accupuncture.

[OckGal]

Originally posted by Nicklogic
http://www.whip-saw.com/images/SM2_2_trailer_stills/Spider-Man_2_Trailer_108.jpg

Tentacle 1: I got him...
Tentacle 2: No, I got hi...
Tentacle 3: What are you talking about, he's coming right to me...
Tentacle 2: Is not!
Tentacle 3: Are too.
Tentacle 4: :zzz:
Doc Ock: Well someone better get him before...

:OOF:

LOL!!!!! Cute!

[Bapman]

http://www.whip-saw.com/images/SM2_2_trailer_stills/Spider-Man_2_Trailer_75.jpg

Take.......... your.......... thumb............. outta........... MY BUTT !!!:mad:

[HoWheat]

http://www.whip-saw.com/images/SM2_2_trailer_stills/Spider-Man_2_Trailer_06.jpg
JJJ: It's about time you got here! Now...where's my lap dance?!
...
Half an hour later...
...
http://www.whip-saw.com/images/SM2_2_trailer_stills/Spider-Man_2_Trailer_07.jpg
Dr. Conners: So Peter, how was your meeting with Jameson?
Peter: I don't want to talk about it...

[Phantomex]

http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v87/spiderfan4eva/ockgrippete.jpg

Ock: you haven't been flossing have you? HAVE YOU?

[Phantomex]

http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v87/spiderfan4eva/evil.jpg

Worst .... proctologist .... ever.

[Nicklogic]

http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v87/spiderfan4eva/ockgrippete.jpg

Peter: "There's probably about half a bazillion fans of yours that would KILL to be in this close of a position, this lovely deathgrip, right now."

[Phantomex]

http://www.whip-saw.com/images/SM2_2_trailer_stills/Spider-Man_2_Trailer_75.jpg

Tentacle: Dude I think he took your wallet.
Ock: WHAT!

[Nicklogic]

http://www.whip-saw.com/images/SM2_2_trailer_stills/Spider-Man_2_Trailer_75.jpg

"... what.. did you just call me? Ocky-poo? Oh, that's it."

[Nicklogic]

Tentacle: Dude I think he took your wallet.
Ock: WHAT! [/B]

nice, that's great :-)

[HoWheat]

http://www.whip-saw.com/images/SM2_2_trailer_stills/Spider-Man_2_Trailer_58.jpg
I caught a fish THIS big!

[Phantomex]

LOL
I love that one.

[SLYspyda]

Originally posted by Nicklogic
http://www.whip-saw.com/images/SM2_2_trailer_stills/Spider-Man_2_Trailer_108.jpg

Tentacle 1: I got him...
Tentacle 2: No, I got hi...
Tentacle 3: What are you talking about, he's coming right to me...
Tentacle 2: Is not!
Tentacle 3: Are too.
Tentacle 4: :zzz:
Doc Ock: Well someone better get him before...

:OOF:

good one

[SuperFerret]

http://img62.photobucket.com/albums/v189/superferret/0c6e260d.jpg

Hey kids! I brought the pinata!

[Rhiannon]

lol, SuperFerret! Poor Spidey. :(

[venom892]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by HoWheat
[B]http://www.whip-saw.com/images/SM2_2_trailer_stills/Spider-Man_2_Trailer_58.jpg
Officials at oscorp Are surprised to find that ock's tentacles are not the only long shafts he has.

[OckGal]

Originally posted by SuperFerret
http://img62.photobucket.com/albums/v189/superferret/0c6e260d.jpg

Hey kids! I brought the pinata!

HAHA!! I'd hit that. Um, that sounds bad. I'd whack Spidey with a stick. That's better.

[Abysstare]

http://www.whip-saw.com/images/SM2_2_trailer_stills/Spider-Man_2_Trailer_58.jpg

"Behold, the fifth tentacle!"*



(*with thanks and a nod to Venom892 for the inspiration)

[Jspider13]

Originally posted by Abysstare
http://www.whip-saw.com/images/SM2_2_trailer_stills/Spider-Man_2_Trailer_58.jpg

"Behold, the fifth tentacle!"*



(*with thanks and a nod to Venom892 for the inspiration)

HA

[TheArtofShadow]

http://img19.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Roxy2300/Image5.jpg

AFFLAK!!!

(North Eastern US would get this one)

[TheArtofShadow]

http://www.whip-saw.com/images/SM2_2_trailer_stills/Spider-Man_2_Trailer_59.jpg

*Fire Marshall Bill voice* LET ME TELL YA SOMETHING!!!

(In Living Color, anyone?)

[TheArtofShadow]

http://img49.photobucket.com/albums/v149/superherozero/q4.jpg

Old man: Excuse me.....Would you mind getting the **** outta my way!

[wiegeabo]

http://img49.photobucket.com/albums/v149/superherozero/q4.jpg

Pete and Harry stare into each others eyes...

Harry: You thinking what I'm thinking?

Old Man: Yes I am!

[wiegeabo]

http://www.whip-saw.com/images/SM2_2_trailer_stills/Spider-Man_2_Trailer_59.jpg

Hey, why is everyone else wearing lead suits?

[OckGal]

Originally posted by Abysstare
http://www.whip-saw.com/images/SM2_2_trailer_stills/Spider-Man_2_Trailer_58.jpg

"Behold, the fifth tentacle!"*



(*with thanks and a nod to Venom892 for the inspiration)

LOL! Took me a second. Or I have a dirty mind and still don't get it cos I'm thinking something else.

[OckGal]

Originally posted by TheArtofShadow
http://www.whip-saw.com/images/SM2_2_trailer_stills/Spider-Man_2_Trailer_59.jpg

*Fire Marshall Bill voice* LET ME TELL YA SOMETHING!!!

(In Living Color, anyone?)

I hate that character but this made me laugh just from my dad constantly watching that show, lol!

[wiegeabo]

http://www.whip-saw.com/images/SM2_2_trailer_stills/Spider-Man_2_Trailer_59.jpg

Hey Sam, this is one bit**in' special effect!

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

Originally posted by OckGal
HAHA!! I'd hit that. Um, that sounds bad. I'd whack Spidey with a stick. That's better. lmao this one made me laugh alot.

[HoWheat]

http://www.whip-saw.com/images/SM2_2_trailer_stills/Spider-Man_2_Trailer_41.jpg
*Spoken in a squirrelly mumbled voice* The ratio of cake to people is not high enough...and last year I did not receive a piece...

[Silver S]

*Spoken in a squirrelly mumbled voice* The ratio of cake to people is not high enough...and last year I did not receive a piece...

LOL! Next he'll be looking for his stapler.

[HoWheat]

http://www.whip-saw.com/images/SM2_2_trailer_stills/Spider-Man_2_Trailer_21.jpg
*Spoken in a squirrelly mumbled voice* Excuse me Dr. Conners, but have you seen my stapler? They switched to the Boston, but I kept my Swingline along with the staples for it, and I told Bill that if they moved my desk one more time I'd set the building on fire...

[Nicklogic]

there's it is! The stapler quote. MY life is complete.

[Abysstare]

Originally posted by OckGal
LOL! Took me a second. Or I have a dirty mind and still don't get it cos I'm thinking something else.

oh noooo, OckGal, don't worry... you got it juuuuuuust fine.. lol.. :) but then, I knew you would, YOU PERV!!!! :p

[Silver S]

oh noooo, OckGal, don't worry... you got it juuuuuuust fine.. lol.. but then, I knew you would, YOU PERV!!!!

You're talking to the girl who said she'd fight to get a front row seat at Ock's strip show - was there any doubt she wouldn't get it? :)

[Nicklogic]

fifth tentacle.... jeez

that's great lol

[TheSlag]

Originally posted by Abysstare
http://www.whip-saw.com/images/SM2_2_trailer_stills/Spider-Man_2_Trailer_58.jpg

"Behold, the fifth tentacle!"*



(*with thanks and a nod to Venom892 for the inspiration)

LMFAO... :D

[Silver S]

Doc Ock: Smooth Operator.

[OckGal]

Tha last photos REALLY needs to become a poster. That and the one with him smiling. Of a collage of all the good Ock photos turned into a folder. Oh, yes.

[Spydernorbs]

http://www.angelus13.com/themes/SpiderManDesktop.jpg

Spidey: I really do have to PEE!!!

[Stan Sin-eater]

Originally posted by Nefarious
http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v87/spiderfan4eva/evil.jpg



"I'm a METROsexual, god damn it!!!!"

[Stan Sin-eater]

Originally posted by Lazarus440
http://www.fanartists.com/gallery/data/508/34Doc_ock_train.jpg


"that witless spider-man will NEVER see this golden shower coming!"

"steady there, tentacles, while I zip up very, very, very carefully."

[Stan Sin-eater]

Originally posted by Phantomex
http://www.whip-saw.com/images/SM2_2_trailer_stills/Spider-Man_2_Trailer_75.jpg


"I'm going to say this for the very last time...I am most assuredly NOT obese, and I do not slurp mayonnaise from a jar."

[TNC9852002]

http://www.whip-saw.com/images/SM2_2_trailer_stills/Spider-Man_2_Trailer_75.jpg
Ock: Damn!..baby got back!
Tentacle: I like yours better, though..
Ock: Oh shut up..

-TNC

[Compi716]

http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v87/spiderfan4eva/evil.jpg
These are NOT Matrix sunglasses!

[OckGal]

Originally posted by TNC9852002
http://www.whip-saw.com/images/SM2_2_trailer_stills/Spider-Man_2_Trailer_75.jpg
Ock: Damn!..baby got back!
Tentacle: I like yours better, though..
Ock: Oh shut up..

-TNC

*falls over* LOL!!!! Good one.

[TheSlag]

http://www.whip-saw.com/images/SM2_2_trailer_stills/Spider-Man_2_Trailer_75.jpg

Tentacle: Pootannggg at 12 o'clock sharp!!!! Don't Look... Don't Look!!!!!

Ock: Where???

Tentacle: BUSTED!!!! Think she caught us looking?!?!?!

[TheSlag]

http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v87/spiderfan4eva/evil.jpg

Ock (to tentacle): What have I told you about mimicking me?!?!?!?!? :mad:

[Nicklogic]

http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v87/spiderfan4eva/evil.jpg

Ock: ::Sniff, sniff::

"Ugh, what is that awful smell?!"

Tentacle: "Don't look at me, you human gas factory"

[wiegeabo]

http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v87/spiderfan4eva/ockgrippete.jpg

Ock: If I had wanted fries with my meal...I would have freakin' ordered fries with my meal!

[wiegeabo]

http://www.whip-saw.com/images/SM2_2_trailer_stills/Spider-Man_2_Trailer_75.jpg

Ock: WHAT did you just say about my mama!?!?

Tentacle: (whisper) Let my at that a**hole!

[wiegeabo]

I still can't get over the fifth tentacle!

[Nicklogic]

Originally posted by wiegeabo
I still can't get over the fifth tentacle!

lol!

BEHOLD!

[OckGal]

I really think these all deserve to be in a Far-Side-style book, lol!

[wiegeabo]

http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/b4a93433.jpg

Peter: Is that your other arm in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

[THWIP*]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_2/Movie_Stills/actionspidey1.jpg


"AW DAMN...........I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE EATEN THAT DQ "FLAMETHROWER" BURGER.:o "

[wiegeabo]

That's a great commercial.

[wiegeabo]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_2/Movie_Stills/actionspidey1.jpg

"Ooooohhh, those sparks are hitting all the right places..."

[Pnyryd2k1]

http://img49.photobucket.com/albums/v149/superherozero/q5.jpg



doc ock: you gonna atleast hold me after this?

Doc Ock: i wanna cuddle

[Abysstare]

Originally posted by GRyDLOCK
That fifth tentacle was pretty damn genius. Wish I came up wit that. LoL.

Well you didn't, GRyDLOCK, and you'll have to live with your inadequacy for the rest of your days!... :p

lol.. just kidding.. just wanted to thank you, Jspider13, OckGal, Nicklogic, The Slag, and Wiegeabo for posting your enjoyment of said "fifth tentacle" caption.

I didn't think I'd be able to surpass the three responses I got from my Batman guest appearance caption, and lo and "Behold," I did! In fact, I doubled it! (Or more than doubled it if you include Nicklogic posting TWICE!-- thanks buddy!!)

I'd also like to give credit again to Venom892, who inspired me with his preceeding caption: "officials at Oscorp are surprised to find that ock's tentacles are not the only long shafts he had."

I also want to thank my friends, my family, and the fans.. especially the fans.. for without them, this dream would never have been---

Ooops, sorry. Got carried away.

Seriously, I get really psyched when one of my captions "hits" it like that one, so I'm glad it did. Mostly it's because everyone else's are so damn funny I get jealous and competitive!

I also know it's best to go out on top, so I'm thinking about taking a break for now (posting, not reading).. but this is the best thread on the boards and everyone here ROCKS for making all of these so damn funny.

And please keep it up, I need the cheering up these days! :D


P.S. I think my personal favorite caption (other than my own of course!.. please, my ego is HUGE) is still this one on page 18, by spider-ryan8:
http://img49.photobucket.com/albums/v149/superherozero/q4.jpg
Peter: You are such a silly goose Harry, I know you just grabbed my a$$...
Harry: Guilty as charged SIR!

LOL... that one still cracks me up.. :) If you're not reading this thread from the beginning, you are missing out!

[THWIP*]

MOST OF MINE HAVE EITHER BOMBED, OR SIMPLY DIDN'T GET SEEN ( I CHOOSE TO BELIEVE THE LATTER :o ). BUT, TO BE HONEST, I REALLY DON'T CARE.............BECAUSE I KNOW I'M FUNNY, WHETHER YOU PEOPLE RECOGNIZE IT OR NOT! :mad:

:o :(

:D

[Nicklogic]

Originally posted by THWIP*
MOST OF MINE HAVE EITHER BOMBED, OR SIMPLY DIDN'T GET SEEN ( I CHOOSE TO BELIEVE THE LATTER :o ). BUT, TO BE HONEST, I REALLY DON'T CARE.............BECAUSE I KNOW I'M FUNNY, WHETHER YOU PEOPLE RECOGNIZE IT OR NOT! :mad:

:o :(

:D
funny bunny, trix are for Thwip!

[MST3KPIMP]

http://img49.photobucket.com/albums/v149/superherozero/q5.jpg

Given the choice of spinal fusion or watching the last episode of friends otto octavious takes the easy way out.

[Nicklogic]

yea, dam straight on that.

[TNC9852002]

Originally posted by MST3KPIMP
http://img49.photobucket.com/albums/v149/superherozero/q5.jpg

Given the choice of spinal fusion or watching the last episode of friends otto octavious takes the easy way out.
hah..This is appealing to me because I have no interest in that show, regardless what America says I should be watching.. ;)

-TNC

[TNC9852002]

http://img49.photobucket.com/albums/v149/superherozero/q4.jpg
Peter: What's so funny?
Harry: I'm just glad that I'll finally be able to buy Eastern Europe from this movie's box office gross

Old Man: Too late, as$hole..

-TNC

[TNC9852002]

http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/c960bd65.jpg
Spidey: Can you believe George Huff got eliminated?!..Man,..I thought he was gonna win for sure!..

-TNC

[TNC9852002]

http://imdaly.50megs.com/ohno.JPG
Pete: "Whoa!..I wish MJ had tits like those.."

-TNC

[Captain Poopsy2]

LOL:D I remember when this thread had like 5 pages

[wiegeabo]

http://img49.photobucket.com/albums/v149/superherozero/q5.jpg

Unknown to those who had been abducted, the aliens had upgraded their probing devices...

[wiegeabo]

http://img49.photobucket.com/albums/v149/superherozero/q4.jpg

Peter: Jeez, did you see that fifth tentacle?!?
Harry: Just wait till we get home, tiger.
Old Man: Can I come too?


Thanks for the great quote to work from Abysstare.