Caption this!!!

[Underdawg]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/OckGal/Alfie/SpideySpot3.jpg


Darnit! Not another Spidey Wanna Be!

[i'm Spider-Man]

EDIT

[i'm Spider-Man]

http://www.kino.de/pix/FLBILDER/pre04/auto/gal420/04200143.jpg

30-foot long tentacles and a ball the size of a child... imagine what his girlfriends are like.

http://www.kino.de/pix/FLBILDER/pre04/auto/gal420/04200162.jpg

*imagine what his girlfriends are like...

http://www.kino.de/pix/FLBILDER/pre04/auto/gal420/04200158.jpg

pretty DAMN foxy, thank you very much...

[Compi716]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/OckGal/Alfie/SpideySpot3.jpg
Peter reminds himself why he hates moshpits.

[Keymaker]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/OckGal/Alfie/SpideySpot5.jpg
Peter: Argh! Britney Spears is on the radio again.

[Evolution]

Originally posted by i'm Spider-Man
http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_sam_tobey2.jpg

okay Tobey, this is how it's gonna go. i'll go down there and wait in the van, you offer the girls some candy.

:D :D

[freelancer]

http://www.kino.de/pix/FLBILDER/pre04/auto/gal420/04200162.jpg

Keep laughing... one day I'll kill you, you stupid rat!

[Démon]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/OckGal/Alfie/SpideySpot5.jpg

Spidey: "DAMN YOU, PROBLEM CHILLLLLLLLDDDD!!!!*BLARGH*"

[i'm Spider-Man]

http://img19.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Roxy2300/Image4.jpg

oh, man... there goes the key to that mysterious closet dad never let me see...

...

wonder what was in there...?

[i'm Spider-Man]

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_13786.jpg
Parker, this is how it's gonna go. you get out there, get me photos, OR I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL- *rInGrInG...* -hold on a second, WHAT?

http://img49.photobucket.com/albums/v149/superherozero/q10.jpg

yes sir, sorry to interrupt your meeting, i have a young man here says he has a box of christmas meat for you...?

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_jjjameson.jpg

FINALLY!!! Parker, Christmas has come early for you, young one!

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_peter4.jpg
*he cares... he really cares... *sniff**

[i'm Spider-Man]

http://img44.photobucket.com/albums/v135/thelizard17/dochospital.jpg

... Otto really wasn't happy with the price of treatment at Midtown General...

[Sauron]

Originally posted by Lastoramas
http://img23.photobucket.com/albums/v68/oscorpfounder/mj.jpg

S Hey MJ! Ever get that not so fresh feeling?

[i'm Spider-Man]

http://img19.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Roxy2300/Image5.jpg

what the hell is THAT? what are you wearing? get out! GET OUT OF MY SIGHT, YOU WASTE OF SPACE! YOU'RE AN INSULT TO HUMANITY! dressing up in that outfit... i hope you feel as ashamed as you should be... NOW GET OUT!

http://batmanbegins.warnerbros.com/images/batimage1.jpg

*i want my mummy...*

[spider-jide]

Originally posted by i'm Spider-Man


http://img49.photobucket.com/albums/v149/superherozero/q10.jpg

yes sir, sorry to interrupt your meeting, i have a young man here says he has a box of christmas meat for you...?




:D :cool: Lol. Classic.

[i'm Spider-Man]

Originally posted by spider-jide
:D :cool: Lol. Classic.

:p cheers... :rolleyes:

[spider-jide]

Originally posted by i'm Spider-Man


http://batmanbegins.warnerbros.com/images/batimage1.jpg

*i want my mummy...*

LMAO :D :D :D :cool:

[imdaly]

http://img19.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Roxy2300/Image5.jpg
"Do I LOOK like the freakin' Hobgoblin???"

------------------------------------

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_sam_tobey2.jpg

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_jjjameson.jpg

Jameson: "Hey everybody! LOOOK!!! I'm Sam Raimi!!!!"

[Keymaker]

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_harry_knife.jpg
Harry: Let's see who's behind the mask...
http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/f6f00b54.jpg
Spidey: Don't do it!
http://www.pondwater.net/3.jpg
Harry: It…it can’t be…that’s impossible…I don’t believe it…you are…you are Spider-man?
IKYN Guy: I kid you not!

[Doctor Jeckyll]

http://batmanbegins.warnerbros.com/images/batimage1.jpg


Batman: How will I ruin Spidey's career?

Secretary: Batman, Joel Shumacher wants you to give him ideas for franchises to ruin.

Batman: Hmmmmm...

[Boom]

http://www.pondwater.net/3.jpg
Harry Osbourne freaks out while performing self-circumcision.
If anyone finds this offensive, I will delete it.

[spider-jide]

Originally posted by imdaly
http://img19.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Roxy2300/Image5.jpg
"Do I LOOK like the freakin' Hobgoblin???"



LOL :D :cool:

[PurplePenisPrancer]

http://img19.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Roxy2300/Image5.jpg
IT'S ABOUT TIME I GOT MY FRIGGIN LIGHTSABER!

http://www.pondwater.net/3.jpg
Oh crap....

http://img19.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Roxy2300/Image4.jpg
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_16640.jpg
Oh poor child....would you like a toaster?

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_4806.jpg
Stupid toaster...............

[i'm Spider-Man]

good one, Fireblaze!

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_16640.jpg

Aunt May's combination of poverty and poor eyesight lead her to the local bank, to get herself a spot of lunch...


(read the advert title)

[imdaly]

Originally posted by Keymaker
http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_harry_knife.jpg
Harry: Let's see who's behind the mask...
http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/f6f00b54.jpg
Spidey: Don't do it!
http://www.pondwater.net/3.jpg
Harry: It…it can’t be…that’s impossible…I don’t believe it…you are…you are Spider-man?
IKYN Guy: I kid you not!

BRILLIANT!!!

[i'm Spider-Man]

http://icespide.com/s2tpics/33.jpg

come on, doc, can't we just settle this with an arm wrestle?

...

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_doc_ock3.jpg

bring it on...

[Keymaker]

Originally posted by imdaly
BRILLIANT!!!
Thank you! :D

[Keymaker]

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_16640.jpg
Aunt May: My toaster is missing. He looks like this. Have you seen him?

[Underdawg]

Originally Posted By freelancer

http://www.kino.de/pix/FLBILDER/pre04/auto/gal420/04200162.jpg

Keep laughing... one day I'll kill you, you stupid rat


LOL HILARIOUS

[EricDraven]

http://www.kino.de/pix/FLBILDER/pre04/auto/gal420/04200158.jpg

"Peter, i am your father!!!!"

http://img70.photobucket.com/albums/v212/inspecta/petescream2.bmp

"NOOOOO"

[PurplePenisPrancer]

OOOOOOOOOOH MY GOOOOOOOOOD! AUNT MAY PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON!!!!! :eek:
http://img70.photobucket.com/albums/v212/inspecta/petescream2.bmp

[#1Batmanfan]

tight pics

[Boom]

http://www.kino.de/pix/FLBILDER/pre04/auto/gal420/04200158.jpg
Doc Ock: "I daresay isn't that Peter Parker frolicking through the field of pansies over yonder?"

[THWIP*]

http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/f6f00b54.jpg


"OW.....OOWWW.............YOU'VE GOT MY HAIR! HEY, WATCH THE EARS TOO! :mad: "

[THWIP*]

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_13786.jpg


"YOU SEE THAT WINDOW? THE LAST SMART-ASS THAT MESSED WITH ME, ENDED UP ON THE WRONG SIDE OF IT. NOW, FOR THE LAST TIME............... WHERE'S MY STAPLER?! AND DON'T TELL ME "SPIDER-MAN TOOK IT" ! :mad:

[Boom]

http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/f6f00b54.jpg
Looks like the Elephant-man got a hold on a Spider-man costume.

[Peter B. Parker]

http://www.kino.de/pix/FLBILDER/pre04/auto/gal420/04200162.jpg

Why can't I get laid?

[jimthecomicguy]

Originally posted by Peter B. Parker
http://www.kino.de/pix/FLBILDER/pre04/auto/gal420/04200162.jpg

Why can't I get laid?

"Ok..now remove your sweater...good girl. Now touch it..."

[Boom]

http://www.kino.de/pix/FLBILDER/pre04/auto/gal420/04200158.jpg

Because you don't got the shades.

[Byranx]

Originally posted by Keymaker
http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_16640.jpg
Aunt May: My toaster is missing. He looks like this. Have you seen him?

Lol:D

[THWIP*]

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_16640.jpg


"YOU SEE THIS? IT SAYS: 'FREE TOASTER.......WITH EVERY LOAN APPLICATION.' NOW, IF YOU TELL ME, AGAIN, THAT YOU'RE 'OUT OF TOASTERS', MY MALE COMPANION BACK THERE WILL BE FORCED TO HURL THAT COMPUTER MONITOR AT YOUR HEAD. CAPICHE?"

[Peter B. Parker]

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_16640.jpg

Apparently, Aunt May can be quite the ***** when she wants something. :eek:

[imdaly]

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_16640.jpg

"Yes, I was wondering...would I be able to make wheatcakes with this?"

[OckGal]

Originally posted by Keymaker
http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_16640.jpg
Aunt May: My toaster is missing. He looks like this. Have you seen him?

LMFAO!!!!!!

[OckGal]

Originally posted by arachnid-kid
http://www.kino.de/pix/FLBILDER/pre04/auto/gal420/04200158.jpg
Doc Ock: "I daresay isn't that Peter Parker frolicking through the field of pansies over yonder?"

LOL! I'd love to hear him say something like that. Just as a jokey kinda thing.

[Boom]

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_16640.jpg
Aunt May: "Hello kind sir, I have a coupon for E-Z Loans. I'm wondering, does it go well with butter?"

[OckGal]

http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/f6f00b54.jpg

"Today, class....we will be learning....Photoshop gone bad!"

[Boom]

http://img23.photobucket.com/albums/v68/oscorpfounder/mj.jpg
Mary Jane: "Finally! Where have you been?!"
Spider-man: "Playing a joke on my ol' pal Bats. I put Bengay in his costume while he was lubing up the Batmobile."

Meanwhile...

http://batmanbegins.warnerbros.com/images/batimage1.jpg
Batman: "It.Hurts.To.Move."

[Boom]

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_13786.jpg
Jameson: "Let's arm wrestle."
Peter: "Mr. Jameson I don't think now's the appropriate time for such frivolous games."
Jameson: "You're fired."

[imdaly]

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_13786.jpg

Jameson: "...and now to Al Roker for the weather."

[#1Batmanfan]

jamerson rocks

[OckGal]

Originally posted by Abysstare
Columbia Pictures and Director Sam Raimi proudly present the year's most controversial film:



http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/OckGal/Alfie/SpideySpot3.jpg
The Passion
of the Peter Parker

Good one!

[OckGal]

Originally posted by i'm Spider-Man
http://www.kino.de/pix/FLBILDER/pre04/auto/gal420/04200143.jpg

30-foot long tentacles and a ball the size of a child... imagine what his girlfriends are like.

http://www.kino.de/pix/FLBILDER/pre04/auto/gal420/04200162.jpg

*imagine what his girlfriends are like...

http://www.kino.de/pix/FLBILDER/pre04/auto/gal420/04200158.jpg

pretty DAMN foxy, thank you very much...

HAHAHAHA!!!! Excellent!

[Lazarus440]

http://www.kino.de/pix/FLBILDER/pre04/auto/gal420/04200158.jpg
I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can so I can
Watch you live and breathe your storylines

(And) I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can so I can
Keep track of the visions in my eyes

While she's deceiving me
It cuts my security (has)
She got control of me
I turn to her and say

Don't switch the blade on the guy in shades, oh no
Don't masquerade with the guy in shades, oh no
I can't believe it
You got it made with the guy in shades, oh no

(And) I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can so I can
Forget my name while you collect your claim

And I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can so I can
See the light that's right before my eyes

While she's deceiving me
She cuts my security (has)
She got control of me
I turn to her and say

Don't switch the blade on the guy in shades, oh no
Don't masquerade with the guy in shades, oh no
I can't believe it!
Don't be afraid of the guy in shades, oh no
It can't escape you
'Cause you got it made with the guy in shades, oh no

I said I wear my sunglasses
I wear my sunglasses at night
Wear my sunglasses at night

[The Amazing Whale-Man]

First, its day time in that pic. Second, did you REALLY have to post the lyrics to the entire god damned song to make your caption?

[Venom o sity]

http://batmanbegins.warnerbros.com/images/batimage1.jpg

Batman: Why did Danny Elfman cheat on me for Spider man?

damn i cant believe im actuall doing ths to my favorite Dc hero lol...

http://www.kino.de/pix/FLBILDER/pre04/auto/gal420/04200162.jpg

Peter: What are you complaining about rich boy? At least you got the cave and the sexy Batmobile. You get the backside experience.

[Compi716]

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_13786.jpg

JJJ: Parker! You're late again! You know what? YOU'RE FIRED!! But don't worry, I have some good news.

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_peter4.jpg

Peter: Really? What is it?

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_jjjameson.jpg

JJJ: I just saved a TON of money on my car insurance by switching to Geiko!

http://www.kino.de/pix/FLBILDER/pre04/auto/gal420/04200162.jpg

Peter: Bastard...

[Compi716]

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_13786.jpg

Peter: But sir, with great power, comes great responsiblity.

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_jjjameson.jpg

JJJ: That quote is GENIOUS!! Hoffman, trademark that quote! I want a quarter everytime someone says it!

http://www.kino.de/pix/FLBILDER/pre04/auto/gal420/04200162.jpg

Peter: Foiled again by Darth vader with a crew cut...

[Keymaker]

In this weeks episode - 'The birth of Green Goblin 2.'
http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_4806.jpg
Harry: Spider-man burned my house down...He will pay...

[Boom]

http://www.kino.de/pix/FLBILDER/pre04/auto/gal420/04200162.jpg

Lost another one to DEITECH.

[Andrew]

What the hell is geico anyway?

[PurplePenisPrancer]

Car insurance......................... right?

[PurplePenisPrancer]

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_13786.jpg
JJJ: PARKER! let's play rock-paper-scissors! If you lose, YOUR FIRED!

http://www.kino.de/pix/FLBILDER/pre04/auto/gal420/04200162.jpg
Peter: Apparently he's entitled to use 'atom bomb'.................

[Sauron]

Originally posted by Doctor Jeckyll
http://batmanbegins.warnerbros.com/images/batimage1.jpg


B I suck! Spider-man and Marvel are the best!

[Boom]

In your opinion. Let's not be bashing other superheroes here.

[#1Batmanfan]

Originally posted by Sauron
I suck! Spider-man and Marvel are the best!

dont start bashing other films that u havent seen

[Spider-Storm]

Originally posted by Stewie Griffin
http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v63/Kypade/spidermanhands.jpg

I should use a bigger grip!

[scotty88]

Originally posted by arachnid-kid
http://www.kino.de/pix/FLBILDER/pre04/auto/gal420/04200162.jpg

Lost another one to DEITECH.




pete: i'm never drinking again . . .

[scotty88]

Originally posted by Sauron
I suck! Spider-man and Marvel are the best!

[ScottishFogg]

http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/1a7ba82c.jpg

"No! Stop! I'll be better in the next movie, I promise! Please! Stooooooop!"

[scotty88]

Originally posted by scotty88



didn't mean to do that.

[scotty88]

Originally posted by scotty88
pete: i'm never drinking again . . .

[scotty88]

Originally posted by arachnid-kid
http://img23.photobucket.com/albums/v68/oscorpfounder/mj.jpg
Mary Jane: "Finally! Where have you been?!"
Spider-man: "Playing a joke on my ol' pal Bats. I put Bengay in his costume while he was lubing up the Batmobile."

Meanwhile...

http://batmanbegins.warnerbros.com/images/batimage1.jpg
Batman: "It.Hurts.To.Move."




i'm never watching gay porno, again!

[Boom]

Good for you son.

[SpyderBurning]

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_4806.jpg

Harry: Did I leave the stove on? Nahhhhhhhhh


sorry if something like this was already done

[scotty88]

Originally posted by SpyderBurning
Harry: Did I leave the stove on? Nahhhhhhhhh


sorry if something like this was already done



harry: spider-man did this, . . . oh my god! my porn!

[SLYspyda]

LOL those were good ones, compi76 and spyderburning

[StylishHokie21]

Originally posted by arachnid-kid
http://www.pondwater.net/3.jpg
Harry Osbourne freaks out while performing self-circumcision.
If anyone finds this offensive, I will delete it. Where did that picture come from? I haven't seen that one.

[Boom]

It was an image captured by "croaker" from the latest tv spot.

[Keymaker]

http://www.kino.de/pix/FLBILDER/pre04/auto/gal420/04200162.jpg
Peter: I lost my key...Can't get out... :(

[scotty88]

Originally posted by Keymaker
http://www.kino.de/pix/FLBILDER/pre04/auto/gal420/04200162.jpg
Peter: I lost my key...Can't get out... :(


is that a rat terd??

[Peter B. Parker]

http://www.kino.de/pix/FLBILDER/pre04/auto/gal420/04200162.jpg

Damn. I'm so bored.

[scotty88]

Originally posted by icecsm16202
Where did that picture come from? I haven't seen that one.

[Boom]

scotty88, what the HELL are you talking about?

[scotty88]

i tried to delete, a post i quoted and i couldn't

[Losing Grip]

http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v87/spiderfan4eva/ockgrippete.jpg

Ock: "Let me see them teeth...ooooh nice!"

[Boom]

http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v87/spiderfan4eva/ockgrippete.jpg
Peter Parker: "Ohoowoho-ohoowoho!! Come on leave me breathless!"


(Sorry, that song just came on the radio and I had no ideas.)

[Losing Grip]

http://www.whip-saw.com/images/SM2_2_trailer_stills/Spider-Man_2_Trailer_88.jpg
"Is that what I think it is?!"

[Boom]

http://www.whip-saw.com/images/SM2_2_trailer_stills/Spider-Man_2_Trailer_88.jpg
Harry:"....Is it real?"

[Losing Grip]

http://img49.photobucket.com/albums/v149/superherozero/q8.jpg

"Holy ****!!!!! That was hell of a fart!!!!!!!"

[Keymaker]

http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/fe8ed4d7.jpg
Peter (after getting back his costume from the trashcan): As good as new. :)

[jimthecomicguy]

Originally posted by OckGal
LOL! I'd love to hear him say something like that. Just as a jokey kinda thing.

"nice legs."

"I just had them lengthened. Now they go all the way up."

[Lazarus440]

http://www.whip-saw.com/images/SM2_2_trailer_stills/Spider-Man_2_Trailer_88.jpg
Harry: say are you gel'n?

[Silver S]

Originally posted by Keymaker
http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/fe8ed4d7.jpg
Peter (after getting back his costume from the trashcan): As good as new. :)

LOL! :D

[Brodie Bruce]

Originally posted by Lazarus440
http://www.whip-saw.com/images/SM2_2_trailer_stills/Spider-Man_2_Trailer_88.jpg
Harry: say are you gel'n? HAHAHAHAH< This owns all of them.

[Peter B. Parker]

http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v87/spiderfan4eva/ockgrippete.jpg

Peter: Okay, perhaps you didn't understand what I meant when I called your mother a 'whore'.

[wiegeabo]

Originally posted by Peter B. Parker
http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v87/spiderfan4eva/ockgrippete.jpg

Peter: Okay, perhaps you didn't understand what I meant when I called your mother a 'whore'.

LMAF!:)

[Sauron]

Originally posted by OckGal
Good one! or Passion of the web slinger.

[Sauron]

Originally posted by Keymaker
http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/OckGal/Alfie/SpideySpot5.jpg
Peter: Argh! Britney Spears is on the radio again. Good one HA!

[Sauron]

Originally posted by Super Saiyan
http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_vsdocock.jpg

O Spidey: Quit tryin to hug me, I told you I'm not that way.

[Losing Grip]

http://www.whip-saw.com/images/SM2_2_trailer_stills/Spider-Man_2_Trailer_88.jpg
"Smell my finger."

[Losing Grip]

http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/7c7f9456.jpg
"You.....stole....my.....line!!!!!"

[imdaly]

http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/7c7f9456.jpg

"Did you....just call me......Hobgoblin??????"

[Underdawg]

http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/5959/sdfbnajkfba.gif



where did this giant sign come from!! damn bill boards!!

[imdaly]

The villain for Spider-Man 3:

Green Goblin 2? No.
Lizard? No.
Venom? No.


Enter: TYPEFACE!

http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/5959/sdfbnajkfba.gif

[Keymaker]

Originally posted by Underdawg
http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/5959/sdfbnajkfba.gif



where did this giant sign come from!! damn bill boards!!
LMAO! :D

[i'm Spider-Man]

http://www.kino.de/pix/FLBILDER/pre04/auto/gal420/04200162.jpg

this paint ain't drying all that fast...

[i'm Spider-Man]

http://www.fanartists.com/gallery/data/600/5Img00010b.jpg


"easy on fabric? easy on fabric my ass!"


(the pic is from Empire magazine, printed in the UK. if you go to the "Empire Magazine (UK)" thread, you'll find a link to a bigger version of the photo :)

- ISM

[Spider-Storm]

http://www.kino.de/pix/FLBILDER/pre04/auto/gal420/04200162.jpg

It's sure is HAZY out!

[Peter B. Parker]

http://www.kino.de/pix/FLBILDER/pre04/auto/gal420/04200162.jpg


I got to a take a massive crap.

[Underdawg]

http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/3407/harryandpeter.gif

peter- this is so boring

harry- this is incredible

[Byranx]

http://batmanbegins.warnerbros.com/images/batimage1.jpg

*In the set background*

DIRECTOR: Aww c'mon Christian. You....you...you did gooood. Now come on back so we can reshoot that scene again. Hey stop pouting over there, c'mon now.

BATMAN: Leave me alone! *to himself* I'll never be good as Tobey

:p

[Brodie Bruce]

Originally posted by Peter B. Parker
http://www.kino.de/pix/FLBILDER/pre04/auto/gal420/04200162.jpg


I got to a take a massive crap.

Poop jokes aren't funny.

[Go Web Go!]

http://batmanbegins.warnerbros.com/images/batimage1.jpg

Batman after finding out that tickets for Spider-Man 2 are completely sold out...

[#1Batmanfan]

http://www.kino.de/pix/FLBILDER/pre04/auto/gal420/04200162.jpg

i knew batman begins would be a better movie

[Byranx]

Originally posted by BrodieBruce
Poop jokes aren't funny.

lol :D

[Byranx]

http://www.xngo.com/sshboard/batmanowned3.jpg

BATMAN: Thats a nice flip you're doing. Lucky bastard...wish my movies had got enough revenue to pay for a good wireteam and stunt crew this time around.

[Boom]

http://www.xngo.com/sshboard/batmanowned3.jpg
Batman and Robin's new replacement.

[Abysstare]

Originally posted by Sauron
or Passion of the web slinger.

Uhm, if y'all don't mind, I'd like to stick with my original caption.. sheesh! :P "Passion of the web slinger" just doesn't have the same ring to it, in my humble opinion.. Now GO MAKE YOUR OWN DAMN CAPTION!

Lol.. as you can tell, i'm not the most balanced individual..

Oh, and thank you to those that liked it..

Hey, while I'm here, can we place some kind of moratorium on the following?
1) Poop jokes
2) Fart jokes
3) BATMAN!

Creativity people!!!!

Thank you for your time.

[T2X]

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_peter6.jpg
Okay... So, if a train leaves at 1 PM heading east from Albany at 50 miles per hour, and another train leaves at 1:15 heading west from New York at 60 miles per hour on the same track...

Damn homework, I quit!

http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/3789/bscap0052.jpg
Great. Just great. There's the 3 o'clock from Albany.

[T2X]

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_vsdocock.jpg
Okay, you can let me down now.
...Please?

[Oscorp_Founder]

Originally posted by Abysstare
Uhm, if y'all don't mind, I'd like to stick with my original caption.. sheesh! :P "Passion of the web slinger" just doesn't have the same ring to it, in my humble opinion.. Now GO MAKE YOUR OWN DAMN CAPTION!

Lol.. as you can tell, i'm not the most balanced individual..

Oh, and thank you to those that liked it..

Hey, while I'm here, can we place some kind of moratorium on the following?
1) Poop jokes
2) Fart jokes
3) BATMAN!

Creativity people!!!!

Thank you for your time.

http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v87/spiderfan4eva/ockgrippete.jpg
*fart* :p

[T2X]

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_peter3.jpg
Should I got stop that street fight?
Nah. It'll resolve itself.

[T2X]

http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v87/spiderfan4eva/ockgrippete.jpg
Ca... Can you let go of my trachea now?

[T2X]

http://www.kino.de/pix/FLBILDER/pre04/auto/gal420/04200162.jpg
Jeeze... At least Jerry O'Connel had dancing roaches in his crappy apartment.

[T2X]

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_13786.jpg
Peter, this guy is from the FBI's Internet Indencency Division, he'd like to have a few words with you.

[T2X]

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_16640.jpg
Peter, I need the free toaster. I sure hope it comes with toast, because I can't afford to eat...

[Boom]

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_peter3.jpg
Peter Parker: "Jeez, it's been two years. You'd think Mary Jane and Flash would be home by now."

[T2X]

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_doc_ock3.jpg
Okay, let's just get the Mr. Magoo references out of the way before starting.

[T2X]

http://img23.photobucket.com/albums/v68/oscorpfounder/mj.jpg
Mary Jane? What kind of kinky sex is this?

[T2X]

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_4806.jpg
"Don't iron clothes while showering", now they tell me...

[T2X]

http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/9cc72174.jpg
Don't dissect me!

[T2X]

http://www.fanartists.com/gallery/data/605/34connors.jpg

Goddamnit Johny, I told you I didn't "loose" my arm, I though a chainsaw would make a better arm... I'm just not wearing it today.

[T2X]

http://superherohype.com/nextraimages/spidey2newew.jpg
And you said you weren't ticklish...

[T2X]

http://www.whip-saw.com/images/SM2_2_trailer_stills/Spider-Man_2_Trailer_135.jpg
Man, I can't wait until street luge is an Olympic sport...

[T2X]

http://www.whip-saw.com/images/SM2_2_trailer_stills/Spider-Man_2_Trailer_75.jpg
I AM NOT JON LOVITZ!

[Abysstare]

http://www.fanartists.com/gallery/data/605/34connors.jpg

...and in conclusion, Smokey the Bear says: "Only YOU can prevent forest fires."

[Abysstare]

http://www.kino.de/pix/FLBILDER/pre04/auto/gal420/04200162.jpg
And god?.. If you can find it in your heart of hearts to give Aunt May that free toaster, I know it would mean the world to her.

[Abysstare]

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_peter3.jpg

If only I still had my Spidey powers... I could finally jump this fence and escape.

[Underdawg]

FROM THE NEW BEST SELLING NOVEL COMES!


http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/1159/book.gif

[Peter Parker101]

http://www.whip-saw.com/images/SM2_2_trailer_stills/Spider-Man_2_Trailer_135.jpg Spidey wakes up from his morning nap

[Peter Parker101]

http://www.fanartists.com/gallery/data/605/34connors.jpg No, I am not Undaina Jones

[Underdawg]

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_filming.jpg


Sam Raimi: Now Peter, You go and walk through that alley and you then..............(voice fades)

Tobey Maguire: (In his head) This guy has no idea what he's saying!

[freelancer]

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_filming.jpg

Sam - ....... and that's the place where you'll leave your suit, ok?

Avi Arad (thinking) - What a pretty girl, that one is, grrr!

Tobey (thinking) - When will Sam shut up? I'm hungry as hell!

[i'm Spider-Man]

http://www.fanartists.com/gallery/data/605/34connors.jpg

Peter? what did i tell you about bringing your camera to class? PUT IT DOWN...

[Pablo Parker]

Originally posted by freelancer
http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_filming.jpg


Sam- "GO WEB GO!!"
Avi - "Sam, you need a break"

Tobey - (thinking) "hmm, i wonder if sam would lend me his hat if i ask him nicely..."

[T2X]

http://www.fanartists.com/gallery/data/605/34connors.jpg
Damn it, Boucher! That's not why alligators are ornery!

[T2X]

http://www.fanartists.com/gallery/data/605/34connors.jpg
"As the EM field becomes more and more unstable, we'll start seeing isolated incidents - one plane will fall from the sky, then two, then, in a few months, anything,everything electronic will be fried. Static discharges in the atmosphere will create superstorms with hundreds of lightning strikes per square mile. After that it gets bad."

"That - is - not - cor - ect."

"Shut the hell up, Hawking! This is my class!"

[Spider-Storm]

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_4806.jpg
Is my smoke detector(sp?) working?

[Spider-Storm]

http://www.fanartists.com/gallery/data/605/34connors.jpg
"Ferris Bueller?"

[i'm Spider-Man]

http://www.fanartists.com/gallery/data/605/34connors.jpg

no more "who's you tailor" jokes...

[Spider-Storm]

http://www.fanartists.com/gallery/data/605/34connors.jpg

"Delta House!"

[Doctor Jeckyll]

http://www.kino.de/pix/FLBILDER/pre04/auto/gal420/04200162.jpg

Peter: I'm bored. Maybe dressing up as Batman and ruining his reputation will be fun.

http://batmanbegins.warnerbros.com/images/batimage1.jpg

Peter in costume: Nah.

[TrilogyMan2306]

Originally posted by Spider-Storm
http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_4806.jpg


oh damn it I left the oven on!

[TrilogyMan2306]

Originally posted by Abysstare
http://www.kino.de/pix/FLBILDER/pre04/auto/gal420/04200162.jpg
world to her.

why the hell did they pick that ugly b**** to play MJ

[Rien]

Calling someone a *****--not funny.

The poop jokes are more mature.

[Sauron]

Originally posted by Abysstare
http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_peter3.jpg

I DON'T FEED THE SPIDER-MAN!

[Sauron]

Originally posted by T2X
http://www.fanartists.com/gallery/data/605/34connors.jpg
You there in the back, stop playing with your webs!

[Losing Grip]

http://www.kino.de/pix/FLBILDER/pre04/auto/gal420/04200162.jpg

*Thinking of MJ* "I could of tapped that ass."

[PurplePenisPrancer]

What website would someone recommend me to go to so I can put a picture up? photobucket makes the picture so small. my photo is 1.55mb
Please help

[animexcel]

Originally posted by Orko Is King
http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v87/spiderfan4eva/ockgrippete.jpg


"Can you hear me now?"

[animexcel]

Originally posted by Peter B. Parker
http://www.kino.de/pix/FLBILDER/pre04/auto/gal420/04200162.jpg

Shrek 2 will pay.

[animexcel]

http://img23.photobucket.com/albums/v68/oscorpfounder/mj.jpg

Spidey: "Welcome to my new Spider-man THE RIDE! This will be far better than Superman."

[animexcel]

http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/7c7f9456.jpg

I can't believe Oprah saw the movie before I did.

[animexcel]

http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/9cc72174.jpg

My car window wasn't big enough

[animexcel]

http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/1a7ba82c.jpg

"So this is what they meant by SACRIFICE!"

[animexcel]

http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v63/Kypade/spidermanhands.jpg

"A spider has how many legs?"

[animexcel]

http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/f6f00b54.jpg

Harry: Here, let me adjust your mask for you....there you go.

[Agentdemon]

http://www.darkhorizons.com/news03/spid1.jpg
Photographer: "Say cheese"
Spider-man: "OH ****"

[Bat_Venom]

Originally posted by Agentdemon
http://www.darkhorizons.com/news03/spid1.jpg


"Excuse me, but I seem to be lost. I'm a superhero on my way to stopping a crazy supervillian with robotic tenactles and plans to rule the world. Could you tell me how to get to 42nd and Broadway?"

[KILLZONE]

Originally posted by Elijya
http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/7c7f9456.jpg
There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it I have now surpassed. My pain is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better world for anyone, in fact I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape, but even after admitting this there is no catharsis, my punishment continuous to allude me and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself no new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. This confession has meant nothing.

I JUST FINISHED WATCHING AMERICAN PSYCHO! No, really, I JUST finished watching it for the first time. :eek: AWESOME movie.:D :D

[I SEE SPIDEY]

Originally posted by arachnid-kid
http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_peter3.jpg
Peter Parker: "Jeez, it's been two years. You'd think Mary Jane and Flash would be home by now." LMAO!!:D

[I SEE SPIDEY]

Originally posted by Byranx
http://batmanbegins.warnerbros.com/images/batimage1.jpg

*In the set background*

DIRECTOR: Aww c'mon Christian. You....you...you did gooood. Now come on back so we can reshoot that scene again. Hey stop pouting over there, c'mon now.

BATMAN: Leave me alone! *to himself* I'll never be good as Tobey

:p :rolleyes: this isn't funny.

[I SEE SPIDEY]

Originally posted by #1Batmanfan
http://www.kino.de/pix/FLBILDER/pre04/auto/gal420/04200162.jpg

i knew batman begins would be a better movie This isn't funny.

[WeBhEaD75]

Originally posted by PeterFan87
http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/652b2345.jpg

One of my favorite pictures!!!! :spidey: Notice the ticket stub.. I wonder what concert he is going to, and with who?

Caption: Wow, I actually look nice today!!




probably a ticket to see MJ's show...

[Keymaker]

http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/7c7f9456.jpg
Harry: I told Doc that we will meet here at 7:00 PM. It's 7:01 PM... I think that something bad has happened...

[WeBhEaD75]

Originally posted by I SEE SPIDEY
:rolleyes: this isn't funny.




yes it is :p ;) :D

[Byranx]

Originally posted by I SEE SPIDEY
:rolleyes: this isn't funny.

Haha...its all in good fun;)

[Peter Parker101]

http://img24.photobucket.com/albums/v71/scoobydoovs.spidey/bushspidey.bmp
Bush dresses up as Spidey

[THWIP*]

Originally posted by Peter Parker101
http://img24.photobucket.com/albums/v71/scoobydoovs.spidey/bushspidey.bmp
Bush dresses up as Spidey


WOW, THOSE ARE SOME IMPRESSIVE PHOTOSHOP SKILZ YOU GOT THERE. :p

[Go Web Go!]

http://img24.photobucket.com/albums/v71/scoobydoovs.spidey/bushspidey.bmp

Spider-Bush, Spider-Bush, does whatever...a Spider...Bush...could... :(

[TNC9852002]

BEST.PHOTOSHOP.EVER.

-TNC

[Peter B. Parker]

http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/7c7f9456.jpg

F***!! Okay next time, make sure not to just zip my pants up without looking down!

[i'm Spider-Man]

Originally posted by PeterFan87
http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/652b2345.jpg

One of my favorite pictures!!!! Notice the ticket stub.. I wonder what concert he is going to, and with who?



Peterfan, this is an image of Peter getting ready to go and see MJ's play, The Importance Of Being Earnest.

i didn't know but if you check my "official spider-man 2 magazine spoiler pics" thread in a bit, ill have posted a picture that exapnds on that... and is probably from teh 'Snooty Usher' scene with Bruce Campbell!

[imdaly]

http://img24.photobucket.com/albums/v71/scoobydoovs.spidey/bushspidey.bmp

Wait...I'm confused....

Is that Peter? Or Bush?

<snicker>

[i'm Spider-Man]

http://www.fanartists.com/gallery/data/598/5Img00038.jpg

*who's the beefcake with the tentacles...?*

[The Batman]

Originally posted by I SEE SPIDEY
This isn't funny.


What do you mean? the pic is funny as hell! Look at the expression on his face, and it matches the caption...

[The Batman]

Originally posted by Byranx
http://www.xngo.com/sshboard/batmanowned3.jpg

BATMAN: Thats a nice flip you're doing. Lucky bastard...wish my movies had got enough revenue to pay for a good wireteam and stunt crew this time around.


Ok, you really need to stop trying on the Batman captions....yours arent funny....

[SpyderBurning]

http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/7c7f9456.jpg

Where.....is.....my.....PIZZA!?!

[Matrix_Fan]

Originally posted by T2X
http://www.whip-saw.com/images/SM2_2_trailer_stills/Spider-Man_2_Trailer_135.jpg


I got your licence plate jackass!

[spider-jide]

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_13786.jpg


JJ: Never ever use this hand when giving yourself a hand job.

[spider-jide]

Originally posted by Matrix_Fan
I got your licence plate jackass!

LMAO!!:D :D :D :cool:

[Urthdigger]

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_docock_web.jpg
Ock: Omigod! I broke a nail!

[Urthdigger]

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_tr8074.jpg
Spidey: Please... don't do that in public...
Ock: When you've got to go, you've got to go.

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_docock_vd16.jpg
........no ticket.

[Go Web Go!]

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_docock_web.jpg
"Agh! Damn nipple clamps!"

http://www.whip-saw.com/images/SM2_2_trailer_stills/Spider-Man_2_Trailer_135.jpg
"This seems like a good place to get some sun."

[Byranx]

Originally posted by The Batman
Ok, you really need to stop trying on the Batman captions....yours arent funny....

There were only two...but thanks for the two cents

[Matrix_Fan]

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_tr8074.jpg
Spidey: It's time to fight CG with CG. Have at you!

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_docock_vd16.jpg
Feel like stealing my wallet now *****?

[Cowboy_Buddha]

OCK: I'm gonna kill you for being in such a horrible movie!!!!

PETER: Thanks!

[LicketySplit]

Originally posted by Urthdigger
........no ticket. [/B]

lol, Dogma referrence. I love it!

[Go Web Go!]

http://img42.photobucket.com/albums/v128/GRyDLOCK/14445spider.jpg

"Bang! Bang! Bang!"

[Lazarus440]

Originally posted by LicketySplit
lol, Dogma referrence. I love it!
no its from the last cusade.

[Boom]

http://img42.photobucket.com/albums/v128/GRyDLOCK/14445spider.jpg
Spider-Man: "This is a stickup mother****ers. My rent's two months late and I've run out of options."

[TNC9852002]

Yeah, that's where Dogma got the line from..

-TNC

[GhettoSpidey]

Originally posted by Stewie Griffin
http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v63/Kypade/spidermanhands.jpg

I knew i shouldnt have smoked that, whoa look at my hands!

[GhettoSpidey]

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_tr8074.jpg

NOOOO DONT EAT ME

[Lazarus440]

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_docock_vd16.jpg
Thats right i will be filling in for Mr. Conductor.

[GhettoSpidey]

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_docock_vd16.jpg

HI, oh jeez this is embarassing, I lost my triddium, have you guys seen it?

And dont mind the tentacles, im going to a gay bar tonight.

[GhettoSpidey]

http://www.kino.de/pix/FLBILDER/pre04/auto/gal420/04200158.jpg

Doc Ock: You know what the difference between me and you is?

Peter: What?

Doc Ock: I make this look Good

[Shonkie]

i got quite a few to do mwahahahah beware my evilery!

http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/be23ea0e.jpg
KICK THE LADY!


http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/fe8ed4d7.jpg
It Smells Like ****!

http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/7889ad8b.jpg
Mary Jane: MY SKIRT!
Guy On Fire Escape: NICE!

http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/76ae43d8.jpg
Dammit, a cat **** on my costume again!

http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/9cc72174.jpg
I'm The New Digital Character, Nemo Eat My Shorts!

http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/7c7f9456.jpg
Who Farted?

http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/b4a93433.jpg
Peter Thinking To Himself: Don't look at it, don't look at it, don't look at his nub......awww shiiiiiitttt i looked at it...

http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/c960bd65.jpg
Time To Die Frenchy!

[gimu]

http://icespide.com/s2tpics/33.jpg

Hey ock..my balls are itchy..mind if u scratch it a bit?

[OckGal]

Originally posted by GhettoSpidey
http://www.kino.de/pix/FLBILDER/pre04/auto/gal420/04200158.jpg

Doc Ock: You know what the difference between me and you is?

Peter: What?

Doc Ock: I make this look Good

Right on!

What scene is that from, or is it just a press photo?

[Underdawg]

http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v63/Kypade/spidermanhands.jpg


i knew i shoudn't of wacked off with the costume still on!

[gimu]

http://img23.photobucket.com/albums/v68/oscorpfounder/mj.jpg

MJ: Thank god ur here..my nips are itchy.would u scratch it a bit?

[gimu]

http://superherohype.com/nextraimages/spidey2newew.jpg
So..you want me to scratch ur balls ha??

[Go Web Go!]

http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/c960bd65.jpg

"Hoh, Hoh! Le Spider-Man!"

[CaptN64]

Originally posted by Lazarus440
http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/4ec83688.jpg
my eyes, the goggles do nothing!!!


Hey...You stole that line from the Simpson's episode where Milhouse is cast as Radioactive Man's sidekick in the movie version of the comic. Yes...I am a FREAK.

[wiegeabo]

That's what makes it so funny.

[KurtMysterio]

http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v63/Kypade/spidermanhands.jpg

If there were 10 golden tickets, and 2 are gone...that leaves...

*runs off to do various scientific experiments*

This many.

[wiegeabo]

Originally posted by KurtMysterio
http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v63/Kypade/spidermanhands.jpg

If there were 10 golden tickets, and 2 are gone...that leaves...

*runs off to do various scientific experiments*

This many.


God, I love Family Guy!!!

[KurtMysterio]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/OckGal/Alfie/SpideySpot5.jpg

Peter: AND I WILLLLL ALWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYS LOVVVVVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!

[wes1406]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Orko Is King
[B]http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v87/spiderfan4eva/ockgrippete.jpg

Ock: Indy, Throw me the idol, I throw you the whip.

Peter:............. Umm.......... Wrong movie

[Go Web Go!]

http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v63/Kypade/spidermanhands.jpg

"I've seen Spider-Man 2 this many times!"

[Boom]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/OckGal/Alfie/SpideySpot5.jpg
Peter: "I'M ****ING SICK AND TIRED OF THAT SONG FROM HOOBASTANK!!!!!!!!!!"

[freelancer]

Originally posted by arachnid-kid
[B]http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/OckGal/Alfie/SpideySpot5.jpg
Peter: Arggg... stop playing Vindicated!!!

[Peter B. Parker]

http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/c960bd65.jpg

Hey. Sorry to bother you but do you know how to get to 5th Ave. from here?

[Pwderd Toastman]

any if this thread is still going, can someone please post ones with "i kid you not" man...they make my heart smile

[Matrix_Fan]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/OckGal/Alfie/SpideySpot5.jpg

Caption #1: Spider-Man is the victim of "one of the guys who ate that double six doller buger meal".

Caption #2: I SAVED MONEY ON MY CAR INSURANCE BY SWITCHING TO GIECO!!! OH CRAP! *Train Crashes*

Caption #3: BUDDA! ZEUS! GOD! ONE OF YOU GUYS HELP ME!(Waits some more) SATIN! YOU OWE ME!!!

Caption #4: Toby doesn't hit his acting stride until Home Alone 5: The Quickening.

Caption #5: Guy #1: Hey! Could you stop screaming and actually TRY to help us?

Guy # 2: No luck dude. He just found out that Shrek 2 has beaten his first films gross

Guy #1: That sucks.

[Tmac]

http://img44.exs.cx/img44/9271/phonehomejpgcopy.jpg

[Tmac]

http://img43.exs.cx/img43/889/violate.jpg


Or...


http://img43.exs.cx/img43/5392/haveto.jpg

[Tmac]

http://img42.exs.cx/img42/8007/shizzle.jpg

[Tmac]

http://img44.exs.cx/img44/16/dropped.jpg

[Tmac]

http://img48.exs.cx/img48/6771/yes.jpg

[OctaviusINC]

http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v87/spiderfan4eva/ockgrippete.jpg[/IMG]

Ock: You know my steel arm squeezed around your neck really brings out the blue in your eyes.

Peter: Thank you *cough* Mr. Octavious, After seeing you up close *cough* you really have beautiful skin.

Ock ets go of Peter and they both go fralick in a flower meadow.

ANNNNDD SCENE!

[Tmac]

http://img47.exs.cx/img47/4624/uh.jpg

[Tmac]

Buummpp.

[Neotrix]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/OckGal/Alfie/SpideySpot5.jpg

ARGHHHHHHHHH SPIDER-MAN 3 DOESN'T COME OUT TILL 2007!!!!

[Zev]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/OckGal/Alfie/SpideySpot5.jpg

No one knows where Spider-Man got the ability to dishinge his jaw and swallow cats whole. But when CINO came out, they were just glad he could.

http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/652b2345.jpg

Webbing comes in VERY handy when you can't remember how to tie your tie.

http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/7c7f9456.jpg

Then he saw it. Out of the corner of his eyes. He thought he was alone. But he knew then, now and forever, that the monkey in the closet would be on the stairs, pointing at him.

http://www.whip-saw.com/images/SM2_2_trailer_stills/Spider-Man_2_Trailer_135.jpg

Many people adopt highways. Only Spidey bothers to play with his.

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_13786.jpg

This is rock. It beats scissors, but paper covers it. I don't know how, because if I have a rock and you have a piece of paper, who's going to come out on top? The guy with the rock, right? Is that okay? Goodie.

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_docock_vd16.jpg

The horrible smell. The rude passengers. The uninhibited urination. When you push a man with superpowers too far, HE PUSHES BACK!

http://www.kino.de/pix/FLBILDER/pre04/auto/gal420/04200162.jpg

This is the church, this is the staple... only the doors and... and... I CAN'T DO THIS ANMOYRE!

[Neotrix]

http://www.kino.de/pix/FLBILDER/pre04/auto/gal420/04200162.jpg

That theatre usher looked strangely familiar

[Zev]

http://img23.photobucket.com/albums/v68/oscorpfounder/mj.jpg

Well, I don't have x-ray vision, but I do have a remarkable talent for getting in situations where you're dripping wet and I get to look down your shirt. In conclusion, no, I'm not going to free you just yet. Okay, now I will. Okay, now.

http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/9cc72174.jpg

Spider-Man, the window's closed. The window's... oh, now look what you've done...

http://www.fanartists.com/gallery/data/605/34connors.jpg

In conclusion, you're fired.

http://img23.photobucket.com/albums/v68/oscorpfounder/mj.jpg

Okay, now I will.

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_4806.jpg

It didn't make sense for his flatulence to be white vapor, but that didn't stop the Hype from crashing from the sheer quantity of fart jokes.

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_peter6.jpg

I know I CAN stop hitting myself... but should I?

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_vsdocock.jpg

No, Spider-Man, I think you WILL go see Catwoman with me.

[Zev]

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_16640.jpg

Yes, I realize what the man in the crowd said, but that will not help the Earth Realm win Mortal Kombat. I'm sorry.

http://www.whip-saw.com/images/SM2_2_trailer_stills/Spider-Man_2_Trailer_88.jpg

I don't care if you want to use the tentacle, that's your business. Just PULL.. MY... GODDAMN.... FINGER!

http://www.fanartists.com/gallery/data/600/5Img00010b.jpg

Just ignore him. He'll have to take a shower sooner or later. You'll see.

http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/1a7ba82c.jpg

Introducing the next generation of breast implants. Alpha particle emitting implants.

http://www.kino.de/pix/FLBILDER/pre04/auto/gal420/04200158.jpg

My god... he's able to spin on his head to that incredible sound! And now he's doing the worm!

http://www.kino.de/pix/FLBILDER/pre04/auto/gal420/04200143.jpg

Harvesting Star Trek special effects is an small but important field for the few brave pioneers. Many harvestors have been stung three or four times by special effects, but their specialty equipment removes most of the risk.
http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_jjjameson.jpg

The power of the sun in the palm of my hands... Yes, I DO want a Sunny D!

[Zev]

http://img19.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Roxy2300/Image4.jpg

The real reason Harry was called a mass murderer... he dropped a roll of coins from this height.

http://img19.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Roxy2300/Image5.jpg

No! It is NOT a happy birthday, it's MY birthday and I'll cry if I WANT to!

http://img49.photobucket.com/albums/v149/superherozero/q10.jpg

They thought it was her boss telling her to dismiss them over the radio, but in reality the 'headset' was just an extremely niche earring. For the secretary is mighty yet amoral.

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_sam_tobey2.jpg

No, these are MY *****es. You can find your OWN *****es somewhere over there. Oh, stop whining, you're Tobey Maguire. You'll find someone. Now get out.

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_harry_knife.jpg

Okay, NOW you can get this so-called 'splinter' out of my eye. Honestly, Spidey, how could you not notice this? I realize you have big eyes, but jeez!

[Zev]

http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/f6f00b54.jpg

Ow! Ow! Stop it! That's not a mask, that's my face! Ouch!

http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/spider_man_2/donna_murphy/rosalie.jpg

Oh, Jean-Luc, my love... when will you return to me?

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_jjjameson3.jpg

Heh. Always knew I had the cleanest colon in New York.

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_4565.jpg

Look, I know it's not normal. But please, put the tentacles on for me and I promise to go see The Notebook with you. C'mon, put them on. Please?

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_11927.jpg

I *know* you didn't just call me Ben Reilly. *****.

http://img23.photobucket.com/albums/v68/oscorpfounder/mj.jpg
Okay, NOW I will.

[Zev]

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_13284.jpg

My precious Nut O' Fun... you are the KEY to defeating bedhead! Now, how should I replace my bowlcut?

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_spider-man.jpg

Hmm, I can't help but think I forgot something...

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_docock_0014.jpg

Yes! Feathered hair! All the most popular bands are doing it too!

http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/3789/bscap0052.jpg

Each man is a god. Each man is free.

http://img37.photobucket.com/albums/v115/SilverSehkmet/taxi.jpg

The taxi isn't on its side because of Doc Ock, that's just how New York Cabbies drive.

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_peter.jpg

Hello, MJ? Yeah, well, ya know that spider-thing. Well, it did the funniest thing to my plumbing...

...

Hello, Gwen? Oh, you're with Felicia. Well, this concerns both of you... Oh, before I start, do you have Liz's phone number?

http://superherohype.com/nextraimages/spidey2newew.jpg

Hmm... too small, better throw it back.

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-2/large/spider-man-2-14.jpg

For the fourth time that day, JJ reread the Big Book Of Superhuman Names and waited for another to show-up. It was only a matter of time, he told himself. Only a matter of time.

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/OckGal/Alfie/OckGown.jpg

Adapting his tentacles for supervillainy was a stroke of genius. But using them to check his prostate... less so.

[Zev]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/OckGal/Alfie/OckChip.jpg

You know how some people put rims on their car wheels? Well, that philosophy extends to glasses as well...

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_2/Movie_Stills/spiderman2new3.jpg

MJ: Badger badger badger badger.

PETER: Mushroom mushroom mushroom mushroom!

http://www.filmpoint.it/gallery/Spiderman2/spiderman_2_e.jpg

SNAKE!

http://www.imgspot.com/u/2004/05/12/23/FUNNY2.JPG

Look, do you mind if I kill you later? I'm really tired right now. Oh, and could you get me a pillow? Thanks.

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_2/On_Set/New_York/tobey1.jpg

He was freed of his responsibility as Spider-Man, but couldn't get enough of the quipping. So, in that fateful moment, he happened to dial the number for Moe's Tavern.

http://www.fanartists.com/gallery/data/605/34pizza.jpg

One day, Peter. One day, you might be as much a man as me... RICO! SUAVE!

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/OckGal/Alfie/OckPresent.jpg

Ladies and gentlemen, before I show you my invention, which will make great advances in the field of science, I would just like to annouce that the Olsen Twins have officially gone legal.

[Zev]

http://www.whip-saw.com/images/SM2_2_trailer_stills/Spider-Man_2_Trailer_103.jpg

After their great success with Evil Dead director Sam Raimi, Sony decided to end the trilogy under the direction of the guy who did Jacob's Ladder.
http://img31.photobucket.com/albums/v94/Peacekeeper/7e8ab601.jpg

Always the consumate scientist, Peter discovers the sound of one hand clapping as the taste is slapped out of his mouth.

http://www.kino.de/pix/FLBILDER/pre04/auto/gal420/04200139.jpg

Yes, that's good advice. I think I will let Prince Albert... hey, wait a minute!

http://img42.photobucket.com/albums/v128/GRyDLOCK/34Doc_ock_train.jpg

This one frame is better then the entire movie of Daredevil. It's also better then every scene in Hulk that didn't feature the Hulk, which is 90% of them.

[Zev]

http://www.whip-saw.com/images/SM2_2_trailer_stills/Spider-Man_2_Trailer_58.jpg

No one knew what purpose the tentacles served on a back massager. But as soon as Kerry tried it, the purpose became obvious. Nothing was more adept at removing sticks from anus.

http://www.whip-saw.com/images/SM2_Friends_Promo/SM2_Friends_033.jpg

Do you like gladiator movies, Billy?

http://www.whip-saw.com/images/SM2_Friends_Promo/SM2_Friends_034.jpg

Have you ever seen a grown-man naked? Want to?

http://img23.photobucket.com/albums/v68/oscorpfounder/tenticles.jpg

In the privacy of her own trailer, Hilary Duff revealed her true form.

http://img42.photobucket.com/albums/v128/GRyDLOCK/3661_01b.jpg

Ant-Man? Ant-Man? Let me tell you something about ANT-MAN, sweet stuff...

http://www.whip-saw.com/images/SM2_2_trailer_stills/Spider-Man_2_Trailer_08.jpg

Where will you be when your diarrhea sets in?

http://www.ropeofsilicon.com/Images/moviestills/s/spiderman2/15.jpg

Following the lead of Hugh Jackman, Spidey soon found out that the sun WOULD come out tomorrow.

[Lord Valumart]

Originally posted by Mr.Webs
http://www.whip-saw.com/images/SM2_2_trailer_stills/Spider-Man_2_Trailer_108.jpg



Ock: all i sees is a blur

voiceover dude: you should have gon to specsavers

spidey: where you come from?

voiceover dude: i'm god, ha, beat that!

[Lord Valumart]

Originally posted by GhettoSpidey
http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_docock_vd16.jpg



Joe: Mr Pink and Mr Shiny

Pink: why am i Mr Pink?

Ock: because you look like a weasel for half the film

[Zev]

http://www.whip-saw.com/images/SM2_2_trailer_stills/Spider-Man_2_Trailer_21.jpg

CONNORS: Peter, I'm saying you're fine.

PETER: Now I'm fine? Are you coming on to me?

Mary-Jane: (offscreen) Peter, he's not coming on to you. He's trying to tell you you're healthy.

CONNORS: ...Can't it be both?

http://img.world-of-movies.com:8080/g/s/spider-man_2/photo-05.jpg

Finally, after years of travel, they found it. The edge of the Clinton book hype.

http://www.imgspot.com/u/04/143/00/flash.JPG

I see dead people!

http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v87/spiderfan4eva/ockgrippete.jpg

Where will you be when your diarrhea sets in... AGAIN?

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/OckGal/Alfie/fangoriaock2.jpg

HARRY: What's going on?
OCK: We're playing house.
HARRY: The boy is all tied up.
OCK: Roman Polanski's house.

[Zev]

http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/c9a5a9da.jpg

*****... Come over here and have sex with Charlie Murphy.

http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/pablo_vara/Spider-man%202/cd398ea6.jpg

Parker, where do you see yourself in five years.

*don't say doing your wife, don't say doing your wife*

Doing your... son!

You're fired!


http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_vsdocock.jpg

No, Spider-Man, I think Daredevil WAS a better movie then the first Spider-Man. I loved how Daredevil was able to defeat both Bullseye and Kingpin in a row, but unable to lift a finger to help Elektra. My heart soared when Matt ignored a call for help to have sex with Elektra. And I laughed til I cried when Matt kung-fu fought with Elektra in a public playground in broad daylight for no reason at all.

http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v63/Kypade/spidermanhands.jpg

No, no, I'm listening (damn, this is some good ****). Finish your story.

http://www.imgspot.com/u/2004/05/12/23/FUNNY2.JPG

...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack.

http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v63/Kypade/spidermanhands.jpg

Cocaine's a helluva drug.

http://icespide.com/s2tpics/33.jpg

**** yo couch, *****! **** YO COUCH!

[Zev]

http://img23.photobucket.com/albums/v68/oscorpfounder/mj.jpg

Okay, now I will.

No, no I won't.

Now I will.