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mrhan73
04-13-2004, 04:06 PM
I can get rat poison(Botox) injected in to my face,but can't smoke a joint legally.
I can get a fetus ripped out of my body,but can't smoke a joint a joint legally.

now you try it.
Poeman
04-13-2004, 04:08 PM
I PITY THE FOOL WHO TAKES DRUGS -- Mr.T
Doomsday
04-13-2004, 04:08 PM
I can have anal sex with a 7 year old boy, but I can't smoke a joint legally.
Brodie Bruce
04-13-2004, 04:08 PM
But this rat poison increases overall beauty and this fetus ripping prevents years of msiery and an opportunity for a lif one couldn't have wiht a baby.
Alf
04-13-2004, 04:08 PM
l can wear a hat, but l cant smoke a joint legally,...

:confused:


how...fun:o
bluejake01
04-13-2004, 04:09 PM
Originally posted by Doomsday
I can have anal sex with a 7 year old boy, but I can't smoke a joint legally.

I think it's supposed to be something you can do legally retard.
vegeta21
04-13-2004, 04:10 PM
We all know weed was only criminalized so the government could beat up Mexicans.
Doomsday
04-13-2004, 04:10 PM
Originally posted by bluejake01
I think it's supposed to be something you can do legally retard.

Oh, I meant 7 year old girl, sorry.
bluejake01
04-13-2004, 04:12 PM
Originally posted by Doomsday
Oh, I meant 7 year old girl, sorry.

!!!!ing kiddy rapist, your genitals should be put in a vice and pressed till they don't exist anymore. Child rape and molestation isn't a laughing matter.
Brodie Bruce
04-13-2004, 04:12 PM
:D
Brodie Bruce
04-13-2004, 04:12 PM
:D
Doomsday
04-13-2004, 04:15 PM
Originally posted by bluejake01
!!!!ing kiddy rapist, your genitals should be put in a vice and pressed till they don't exist anymore. Child rape and molestation isn't a laughing matter.

:p
Capt Throbberson
04-13-2004, 04:19 PM
Originally posted by Doomsday
I can have anal sex with a 7 year old boy, but I can't smoke a joint legally.
You've got serious problems dude
DBM
04-13-2004, 04:19 PM
Originally posted by vegeta21
We all know weed was only criminalized so the government could beat up Mexicans.

I was unaware of this. Thank you for informing me.
E. Bison
04-13-2004, 04:22 PM
http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/dialog-vega3.gifI can have sex with minors but I can't smoke a joint legally!
Guyverjay
04-13-2004, 04:22 PM
Bah in the UK you can have sex and get married at 16 but you can't watch a porn film until your 18:D
XSpidercideX
04-13-2004, 04:23 PM
Originally posted by Doomsday
I can have anal sex with a 7 year old boy, but I can't smoke a joint legally. :batman:
Superman
04-13-2004, 05:44 PM
Wait-a-min, Smoking a joint is ilegal? :confused:

Good thing I smoke my weed in a bowl.:D
Cyclops
04-13-2004, 06:25 PM
Originally posted by BrodieBruce
this fetus ripping prevents years of msiery and an opportunity for a lif one couldn't have wiht a baby.

So does keeping your pants on and not !!!!ing like an animal, but that would be too difficult, wouldn't it?
Guyverjay
04-13-2004, 06:26 PM
No but not as much fun:(
spiderrasmon
04-13-2004, 06:29 PM
http://members.aol.com/spiderrasmon/wrongforumred.jpg
Alf
04-13-2004, 06:30 PM
furom?

forum?
Guyverjay
04-13-2004, 06:31 PM
Dubmass???:confused:
spiderrasmon
04-13-2004, 06:31 PM
http://members.aol.com/spiderrasmon/wrongforumred.jpg

yeah, you heard correctly.... ;)
mrhan73
04-15-2004, 02:38 PM
Originally posted by E. Bison
http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/dialog-vega3.gifI can have sex with minors but I can't smoke a joint legally! You must be in Thailand chillin' with Gary Glitter.
dmcnx
04-15-2004, 03:23 PM
In Ireland,you can drink beer at 16 (sometimes) but its illegal to have anal sex.
reggiebar
04-15-2004, 03:23 PM
woops
mrhan73
04-15-2004, 03:27 PM
Originally posted by Poeman
I PITY THE FOOL WHO TAKES DRUGS -- Mr.T I pity the out of work actor
imdaly
04-15-2004, 03:39 PM
A girl can strip at a bar legally when she's 18.
But I can't go watch her until I'm 21.
vengence
05-08-2004, 10:47 PM
Originally posted by Doomsday
I can have anal sex with a 7 year old boy, but I can't smoke a joint legally.


fricking pervert deserves to be castrated
rdh007
05-08-2004, 10:49 PM
Originally posted by imdaly
A girl can strip at a bar legally when she's 18.
But I can't go watch her until I'm 21.

Not sure where Marietta is, but I'm almost positive you can go when you're 18 in Michigan. Probably not worth the drive, though.

Looked on a map: definitely not worth it.
Assassin32
05-09-2004, 12:02 AM
Originally posted by XSpidercideX
:batman:

:mad:
SpideyInATree
05-09-2004, 10:10 AM
I can go to the McKees Rocks gun shop and buy an automatic weapon but can't smoke a joint legally. :o
Knightsaber Priss
05-09-2004, 10:21 AM
Originally posted by mrhan73
I can get rat poison(Botox) injected in to my face,but can't smoke a joint legally.
I can get a fetus ripped out of my body,but can't smoke a joint a joint legally.

now you try it.

http://img28.photobucket.com/albums/v83/Godzilla2000/RyokoWhatever.jpg
masteryoda
05-09-2004, 10:24 AM
I can create a multi billion dollar company and destroy the enviroment without fine or worry. But I can't smoke a joint.

I can go to war with a county without proof but I can't smoke a joint.

I can sell addictive tobaco but I can't smoke a joint.
Doomsday
08-16-2006, 01:43 AM
I can have sex with my mom AND sister, but I can't smoke a joint.
Carter
08-16-2006, 01:45 AM
They can send me off to die in Iraq.
But I can't smoke a joint legally.

For Shame
Corinthian™
08-16-2006, 01:47 AM
In Ireland,you can drink beer at 16 (sometimes) but its illegal to have anal sex.
:dry:
SLVRSR4
08-16-2006, 04:52 AM
We all know weed was only criminalized so the government could beat up Mexicans.

exactly what my grandpa says who came from mexico:up: :)
Scar Predator
08-16-2006, 05:10 AM
I can pay taxes but I can't beat up a stoner. Go figure.
Joker
08-16-2006, 05:22 AM
I can have sex with my mom AND sister, but I can't smoke a joint.

yeah, but really, EVERYONE has sex with your mom and sister, I usually do them at the same time :o
Joker
08-16-2006, 05:39 AM
I can have sex with my mom AND sister, but I can't smoke a joint.

yeah, but really, EVERYONE has sex with your mom and sister, I usually do them at the same time :o
dmcnx
08-16-2006, 06:29 AM
:dry:

How come you ask for my msn, but you're never on? ****ing Mexitard:o
terry78
08-16-2006, 07:59 AM
I've often wondered what the rationale is for people that wonder why they can go fight in a war at 18 but not be able to drink or smoke weed. Could it be because they want you brats out of the way so they can keep it for themselves?
Hades
08-16-2006, 08:05 AM
Laws are stupid.

THE sYSTEM IS CORRUPT MAN!!
Knightsaber Priss
08-16-2006, 08:06 AM
Why would anyone want to do drugs?
Hades
08-16-2006, 08:08 AM
Why would anyone want to do drugs?
Why woudn't they?

I eat drugs for breakfast. Crunchy bunches of o's meth

I also use cocaine insteead of sugar. I sprinkle it on everything I eat.

Best part o' waking up
ReTrO JuNkIe 42
08-16-2006, 08:09 AM
I can smoke 2 to 3 blunts a day illegally, but can't smoke a joint legally
Knightsaber Priss
08-16-2006, 08:12 AM
Why woudn't they?

Well, because they're addictive and dangerous to their health. Will you children ever learn? Do you seriously love supporting violent criminals who go to great lengths, even resorting to murder so they can peddle their poison and get their hooks on you? Trust me, there are much safer, much cheaper addictions to get hooked on, like, say, playing the Sims 2.
Untilteld
08-16-2006, 08:21 AM
:joker:
Harlekin
08-16-2006, 08:22 AM
I can't... oh wait, I can smoke a joint legally.



;)
Erzengel
08-16-2006, 08:23 AM
Hugs not drugs.
Snipershot
08-16-2006, 08:26 AM
i can legally jerk off while a dog gives me a rimjob but i cant legally smoke a joint