Post here to have a poem written about you... NOW!!

[Kipobe]

I be very creativity with lingual, so tested my abilities... NOW!! :peeved:

[Slipstream]

DO ME!!! DO ME!!!!

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by Slipstream
DO ME!!! DO ME!!!! Slip, Slip;
You're such a trip;
You're avy's as boring;
As a faucet drip;

You join no gangs;
Neither bloods nor crips;
And when you're angry;
Your hair: you flip!

:confused:

[Gamera]

me! please!

[Slipstream]

Originally posted by Killa Pooh Bear
Slip, Slip;
You're such a trip;
You're avy's as boring;
As a faucet drip;

You join no gangs;
Neither bloods nor crips;
And when you're angry;
Your hair: you flip!

:confused:

You're hired :D

[_nOcturnal_]

You can try and do one about me. You don't know me at all, so there is a decent challenge to be had.

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by Gamera
me! please! Gamera, what am I to write of you?
Answer me this; do I even know you?
Are you funny; cute; or from Timbucktoo?
Do you have a smile that'd tear me in two?

I cannot write on what I do not know!
So I'll make things up... hhmmm... you're a ho!
You sell yourself on the street corner, no?
And you're cheep fo' da bastards who are po'

I hate to think that's what you do;
But I wrote it here, so it must be true;
Go back to school, and educate yourself;
Make lots of money, grow in wealth!

But get yo' ass up off the street;
And stop offering the 2 dollar 50 cent "beat"
'Cause you'll die of disease, and your corpse will rot;
But even then, I'll still think you're hot!

:confused:

[Knightsaber Priss]

http://img28.photobucket.com/albums/v83/Godzilla2000/bringitVegeta.jpg

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by _nOcturnal_
You can try and do one about me. You don't know me at all, so there is a decent challenge to be had. Nocturnal; you remind me of a dream I had;
Not about your mom, but about your dad;
It made me question my whole lifestyle;
All these years, I've been in denile

I hate that I dreamed what I did;
But what I did is done, and it was sick;
I shoulda dreamt about your mom... she's "thick";
But instead I dreamt about your dad's small dick!

:confused:

[DIZZY MOONBEAM]

Me next Me next

[Gamera]

*applause*
*cries a little bit too*
thanks

[Knightsaber Priss]

I'm still waiting. :mad: I'd better see my poem in the next 20 minutes before I have to go offline.

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by CrouchingGoblin HiddenSpiderman
http://img28.photobucket.com/albums/v83/Godzilla2000/bringitVegeta.jpg CGHS: your names too long;
Don't tell me it's fine, 'cuz dammit! You're wrong!

I've been saying that forever, so I wrote you a song;
The song is called: "You're names too long"

The beat is hot; the chorus is dull
The verses are nice; the rhyming is bull

The song doesn't rhyme, but I don't care... because your NAME IS TOO LONG! :mad:

The end? :confused:

[omegafro2000]

THE OMEGA FRO DOESN'T REALLY NEED A POEM, BUT IF YOU COULD MAKE ME A NEW THEME SONG THAT WOULD ROCK!!!

[reggiebar]

Right on...lay a poem on me....

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by DIZZY MOONBEAM
Me next Me next Dizzy, you're cute;
Dizzy, you're fine;
Dizzy oh Dizzy;
Won't you be mine?

Your avy's so cute;
A "moonbeam" you are;
So keep ya mouth shut;
And get in my car! :mad:

I'm sorry for my anger;
Forgive my torettes;
I'm nice one minute; :)
Then I'm angry the next! :mad:

It's something you'll learn; :)
To put with, 'round me; :mad:
Why are you running; :)
SO FAR FROM ME? :mad:

:confused:

[Knightsaber Priss]

Originally posted by Killa Pooh Bear
CGHS: your names too long;
Don't tell me it's fine, 'cuz dammit! You're wrong!

I've been saying that forever, so I wrote you a song;
The song is called: "You're names too long"

The beat is hot; the chorus is dull
The verses are nice; the rhyming is bull

The song doesn't rhyme, but I don't care... because your NAME IS TOO LONG! :mad:

The end? :confused:

Well, in the music buisness they've proven lyrics mean nothing if you have a hot beat. What explains the success of Britney Spears other then her looks?

[_nOcturnal_]

Originally posted by Killa Pooh Bear
Nocturnal; you remind me of a dream I had;
Not about your mom, but about your dad;
It made me question my whole lifestyle;
All these years, I've been in denile

I hate that I dreamed what I did;
But what I did is done, and it was sick;
I shoulda dreamt about your mom... she's "thick";
But instead I dreamt about your dad's small dick!

:confused:
Bravo.. The content is rather offending... But you do have skill, and it's all just for fun in the end.

[Shyair]

*sits back in his web and glances at the Bear of Pooh.*

Make my name your reason of Rhyme , oh snuggly wuggaly one.

[DIZZY MOONBEAM]

Originally posted by Killa Pooh Bear
Dizzy, you're cute;
Dizzy, you're fine;
Dizzy oh Dizzy;
Won't you be mine?

Your avy's so cute;
A "moonbeam" you are;
So keep ya mouth shut;
And get in my car! :mad:

I'm sorry for my anger;
Forgive my torettes;
I'm nice one minute; :)
Then I'm angry the next! :mad:

It's something you'll learn; :)
To put with, 'round me; :mad:
Why are you running; :)
SO FAR FROM ME? :mad:

:confused:

I was truely moved :p

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by omegafro2000
THE OMEGA FRO DOESN'T REALLY NEED A POEM, BUT IF YOU COULD MAKE ME A NEW THEME SONG THAT WOULD ROCK!!! 'Megafro, 'megafro;
Fool looks like a giant afro, yo;

Twists some weave, any size;
Catches leaves, all the time;

LOOK OUT! Here comes the 'megafro...

Is he weak? Listen bud;
He's got water, instead of blood;

He can over-kill a thread;
Take a look, at what I said (http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=110410)!

HEY THERE! There goes the 'megafro...

In the chill of night;
At the scene of some porn;

He's abu-sing it;
And himself, on the lawn...

'Megafro, 'megafro;
Asswipe-neighborhood 'megafro;

On the hype... he's ignored;
Banning him is our reward;

To him, life is a great big ass-kicking;
Wherever there's some butt-licking;

You'll find Omegafro.... :)

:confused:

[guitarsingerguy]

Go for it.

[omegafro2000]

Originally posted by Killa Pooh Bear
'Megafro, 'megafro;
Fool looks like a giant afro, yo;

Twists some weave, any size;
Catches leaves, all the time;

LOOK OUT! Here comes the 'megafro...

Is he weak? Listen bud;
He's got water, instead of blood;

He can over-kill a thread;
Take a look, at what I said (http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=110410)!

HEY THERE! There goes the 'megafro...

In the chill of night;
At the scene of some porn;

He's abu-sing it;
And himself, on the lawn...

'Megafro, 'megafro;
Asswipe-neighborhood 'megafro;

On the hype... he's ignored;
Banning him is our reward;

To him, life is a great big ass-kicking;
Wherever there's some butt-licking;

You'll find Omegafro.... :)

:confused:

:eek:... thank you???:confused:

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by reggiebar
Right on...lay a poem on me.... You Knickerbocker fan;
I should kick yer ass; :mad:
But your team's had that;
So I'll let you pass; :o

Besides all that;
You lived in Cali too;
So as far as I'm concerned;
That makes you cool! :cool:

You were in NY as well?
Hhhmmm... so was I... :confused:
And now you're in Georgia...
...And here am I...

*The twylight zone music;
Starts to play in the back;*
Am I going crazy?
Am I high off of crack?

The coincidences are many;
Too much to ignore;
I'm getting a theory;
But there might be a flaw;

My theory is none other than;
That I am you;
But if this is true;
Who's been posting for "you"? :confused:

:confused:

[Ryoko]

hahahahah go ahead :D ****e all rhymes with 'Ryoko' :D

[Morg]

Ok Killa Pooh Bear, I'll bite. Do a poem of me :)

[dmcnx]

Try and find a word that rhymes with dmcnx...

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by Shyair
*sits back in his web and glances at the Bear of Pooh.*

Make my name your reason of Rhyme , oh snuggly wuggaly one. Shyair, you promised Tuki;
A pic of your dick;
Yet you never posted it;
Was the whole thing a trick?

You brag, and you brag;
"Oh I'm so well hung";
But I sense big LIES;
'Cuz the proof ain't come;

Now Tuki has left;
'Cuz you posted no pic;
I think you were "stretching"
truths of your "magic stick"

If you don't PM one soon;
Then "you're a LIAR"... I'll say :mad:
And if you dare send one to me;
Then I'll tell ev'ryone you are gay! :mad:

Either way, you lose! :(

:confused:

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by guitarsingerguy
Go for it. I don't like your name, so I'm naming you "Bill";
I'm writing this rhyme, 'cuz I have time to kill;

Hey Bill, you ever seen the movie "Kill Bill";
It has your name in it, 'cuz your name is "Bill"

How do you feel, about the Dollar Bill?
Do you feel it's about you... it says the word "Bill?"

This is my worse poem yet, I didn't even try;
I shoulda used your name; "guitarsingerguy"! :(

:confused:

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by Ryoko
hahahahah go ahead :D ****e all rhymes with 'Ryoko' :D Ryoko's not a name;
In which I can rhyme;
So I'll throw compliments atchya;
To pass this here time;

You're a sweetheart at heart;
And that's not just a line;
And to make things better,
You're cute and you're fine;

But that damned Orlando Bloom;
Is caught up in your eyes! :mad:
And I know how his lovelife;
Turns your dreams into "cries"...

So forget about him;
And come think about me;
Or I'll kill Orlando Bloom;
And his whole family! :mad:

:confused:

[omegafro2000]

THIS MAN NEEDS A RECORD LABEL!!! :cool:

HILLARIOUS:D

[guy-spidey]

Let's hear it.

[kritic]

Looks like they became rap.

Go for it.

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by Morg
Ok Killa Pooh Bear, I'll bite. Do a poem of me :) Morg ain't a name;
It's a freezer for the dead;
And your avy is a pic;
Of Cuthbert's chopped off head!

You're freaking me out;
Get the hell from by me... :mad:
What's your obsession with death;
And androgeny?

I assumed the last part;
because you are sick like that! :mad:
Next thing, I'll find you;
eating the insides of a cat!

You're a sick man Morg;
You should be locked up today;
And you shouldn't come out;
Until your body's decayed!

Of course most of all this;
Was ex-aggeration;
And I don't really think;
you're an insane mental-patient!

But if you wink like that;
one more time at me;
I'll kick yer ass good,
And drop your body in the sea! :mad:

:confused:

[Soundwave]

the man has talent
as we all can see
so now i want you
to write one for me

if you insult me i won't cry
i'm as tough as they come
but if you talk about my mama
i'm gonna drop a bomb

So go ahead Killa
break me off a verse
i don't care how sick it may be
I won't even care if you curse

just be careful
of what you say about Soundwave
cause I'll SHH!SHH!SHH!SHH!SHH!-slap yo ass
and then maybe you'll behave.

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by dmcnx
Try and find a word that rhymes with dmcnx... D... M... CNX
What the bloody hell am I supposed to say next?

:confused:

[Poeman]

a poem for me please :)

[Elijya]

try me!

[E. Bison]

http://www.kprf.ru/clipart/misc/terminator.jpgOur master Bison is still recovering in the infurmery as we speak. It is of good nature to write him a poem for encouragement.

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by Soundwave
the man has talent
as we all can see
so now i want you
to write one for me

if you insult me i won't cry
i'm as tough as they come
but if you talk about my mama
i'm gonna drop a bomb

So go ahead Killa
break me off a verse
i don't care how sick it may be
I won't even care if you curse

just be careful
of what you say about Soundwave
cause I'll SHH!SHH!SHH!SHH!SHH!-slap yo ass
and then maybe you'll behave. 'Dis cat walks in my thread
spittin' verses like he hawtt;
We switchin' from poems to rap?
Scrapin' this freestyle "pop"?

Okay, well here we go;
in honor of you;
I'll talk aboutchya family;
(Yep, I'll talk aboutchya ya mama too...)

From ya uncle to ya cousin;
Ya whole fam is gay!
And ya mom was the only one
to turn ya dad that way

Ya take lessons from ya dog;
'cuz you "doggystyle" for play;
And ya got the nerve to sit
around the table and pray...?

Who da hell listenin' to you?
'cuz whatchya doing is sick...
Ya tell ya brother "bend over";
So you can play "fetch" the "stick"

But with this one verse
I've disgraced my whole thread;
No point in responding;
'cuz yer lyrically DEAD! :mad:

:(

That was kinda harsh... my apologies to the Soundwave family! :mad:

[Bathrat]

wow, you would actually write a poem for each person who posts here?

that's very generous of you.

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by guy-spidey
Let's hear it.

*Based on your avatar... since I don't know you well...*

guy-spidey? Close ya mouth;
Whatchya askin' for?
You keep it open like that;
They'll think you're a male whore!

Or kritic will look atchyu
like a toilet seat
So for the sake of cleanness;
Put shoes on your feet! :o

:confused:

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by kritic
Looks like they became rap.

Go for it.

I know... I don't know how that happened! :confused:

Anyway... here:

The worse "critic" to critique;
'cuz his judgement is ****;
But I ain't callin' you ****;
well, maybe... just a bit

You scream anger and abuse;
Just like a small dick would
And no "wood" for the small dick;
But you wish that you could...

You "viagra-poppin'" boy,
Bloody Mary just "owned" ya;
Ya best comeback is "die"
And that's the one Fuzz told ya.

It's sad that when you turn 18;
You'll regret the first 20 years of ya life;
So in the words of, well, you;
"DIE!"... end the strife... :o

:confused:

These are starting to suck! :(

PS - Malice changed the * to SHH! now, so I had to improvise... :o

[Soundwave]

Originally posted by Killa Pooh Bear
'Dis cat walks in my thread
spittin' verses like he hawtt;
We switchin' from poems to rap?
Scrapin' this freestyle "pop"?

Okay, well here we go;
in honor of you;
I'll talk aboutchya family;
(Yep, I'll talk aboutchya ya mama too...)

From ya uncle to ya cousin;
Ya whole fam is gay!
And ya mom was the only one
to turn ya dad that way

Ya take lessons from ya dog;
'cuz you "doggystyle" for play;
And ya got the nerve to sit
around the table and pray...?

Who da hell listenin' to you?
'cuz whatchya doing is sick...
Ya tell ya brother "bend over";
So you can play "fetch" the "stick"

But with this one verse
I've disgraced my whole thread;
No point in responding;
'cuz yer lyrically DEAD! :mad:

:(

That was kinda harsh... my apologies to the Soundwave family! :mad:

ain't mad at ya playa.


:cool:

[kritic]

I registered before Fuzz, stupid. :(

[Kipobe]

She still told you that! :o

[Morg]

Originally posted by Killa Pooh Bear
Morg ain't a name;
It's a freezer for the dead;
And your avy is a pic;
Of Cuthbert's chopped off head!

You're freaking me out;
Get the hell from by me... :mad:
What's your obsession with death;
And androgeny?

I assumed the last part;
because you are sick like that! :mad:
Next thing, I'll find you;
eating the insides of a cat!

You're a sick man Morg;
You should be locked up today;
And you shouldn't come out;
Until your body's decayed!

Of course most of all this;
Was ex-aggeration;
And I don't really think;
you're an insane mental-patient!

But if you wink like that;
one more time at me;
I'll kick yer ass good,
And drop your body in the sea! :mad:

:confused:

*bemused* first verse pretty much correct, my old job was working with the dead :D



;) ;) ;) ;)

[reggiebar]

Originally posted by Killa Pooh Bear
You Knickerbocker fan;
I should kick yer ass; :mad:
But your team's had that;
So I'll let you pass; :o

Besides all that;
You lived in Cali too;
So as far as I'm concerned;
That makes you cool! :cool:

You were in NY as well?
Hhhmmm... so was I... :confused:
And now you're in Georgia...
...And here am I...

*The twylight zone music;
Starts to play in the back;*
Am I going crazy?
Am I high off of crack?

The coincidences are many;
Too much to ignore;
I'm getting a theory;
But there might be a flaw;

My theory is none other than;
That I am you;
But if this is true;
Who's been posting for "you"? :confused:

:confused:

Dig.....that was quite enjoyable!

[Brodie Bruce]

I'll tkae one

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by Bloody Mary
kritic is a *****.

fin. From Toven to Madi, from Madi to Wini;
From Wini to Bloody, You've been so damn many

You make Malice itch, much more than his herpes;
And yet you remain absolutely chirpy! :)

:confused:

[RocKitty]

I see that pooh bear has some poetry talent ;)

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by Poeman
a poem for me please :) Poeman you are, your poem is here;
You suck so much ass, it's abundantly clear;

Some people might like you, but I don't like them;
Your life has a contract on it, you're pretty much condemned!

It appears that I'm mean, but what do I care?
I'm better than you, and I've great pubic hair!

You wish you were me, and don't you deny it;
And I dare you to get pissed... just you try it!

:mad:

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by Elijya
try me! Elijya I ask you, what's with the name?
Misspelling is serious; it's not a game!

Your ass should be back in the 3rd or 4th grade;
Or get a "spell-tutor" from "MTV's: Made"

And ask if you'd make it to a spelling bee;
So I can laugh at your sorry ass, on my TV...

'Cuz basically, you're just entertainment to me;
I'll never (now) take you seriously.

So fall down some stairs, so as I can "chuckle";
And break your collar bone, so my ribs can be "tickled";

Get in a car wreck and be squished like a pickle;
While I chill and eat some peanut-butter brickle!

:confused:

[Majin Boo]

write a poem about me

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by E. Bison
Our master Bison is still recovering in the infurmery as we speak. It is of good nature to write him a poem for encouragement. Bison, you think that you're somebody special;
You're special like "TIMMAAY"...

...there's no reason to bother continue... point made! :o

:confused:

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by Bathrat
wow, you would actually write a poem for each person who posts here?

that's very generous of you. Mickey Mouse takes showers, but you're a "Bath" "rat";
You sit in the tub, and eat, and get fat!

You're fatter than fat, you're friggin' obese;
You're a fat-ass rat-bastard yellow fool eating cheese!

And you thought I was nice writing this poem for you?
It's therapy... my shrink says this is what I have to do!

So I've decided to take out my anger on you
'Cuz that's what you get for posting here too! :mad:

:confused:

[Brodie Bruce]

when is mine?

[Elijya]

Originally posted by Killa Pooh Bear
Elijya I ask you, what's with the name?
Misspelling is serious; it's not a game!

Your ass should be back in the 3rd or 4th grade;
Or get a "spell-tutor" from "MTV's: Made"

And ask if you'd make it to a spelling bee;
So I can laugh at your sorry ass, on my TV...

'Cuz basically, you're just entertainment to me;
I'll never (now) take you seriously.

So fall down some stairs, so as I can "chuckle";
And break your collar bone, so my ribs can be "tickled";

Get in a car wreck and be squished like a pickle;
While I chill and eat some peanut-butter brickle!

:confused:

hey, I spell my name that way intentionally. and lots of people find it cool
have you no sympathy for the sick?

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by BrodieBruce
when is mine? BrodieBruce, your morals are loose;
You slept around, and infected a Moose;
You slept with the Moose, to get back at a goose;
You should've instead, just eaten the goose;

Now you have herpes and syphilis too;
They came from farm animals who really love you;
Then you gave 'em to girls who I thought were cool;
So I slept with them too, and now I have them too.

And now I'm gonna die, because of you Brodie;
So I'm gonna kill you, but then I'll be lonely;
So I'll miss you and visit your grave every day;
And then I'll find out the whole things a mistake!

And all the while I simply had a cold;
So I took some NyQuil, and I feel good as old!
And you're lying dead, and I'm laughing at you;
But then I hear a scary voice: "Jesus pwns joo" :(

:confused:

[Brodie Bruce]

Originally posted by Killa Pooh Bear
BrodieBruce, your morals are loose;
You slept around, and infected a Moose;
You slept with the Moose, to get back at a goose;
You should've instead, just eaten the goose;

Now you have herpes and syphilis too;
They came from farm animals who really love you;
Then you gave 'em to girls who I thought were cool;
So I slept with them too, and now I have them too.

And now I'm gonna die, because of you Brodie;
So I'm gonna kill you, but then I'll be lonely;
So I'll miss you and visit your grave every day;
And then I'll find out the whole things a mistake!

And all the while I simply had a cold;
So I took some NyQuil, and I feel good as old!
And you're lying dead, and I'm laughing at you;
But then I hear a scary voice: "Jesus pwns joo" :(

:confused:

hee

[Alf]

you cant rhyme goose with goose, etc...

and you're right....these are starting to suck:o:up:

[TheAlmightyFuzz]

*cough* cuz I know ya wanna:o

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by RocKitty
I see that pooh bear has some poetry talent ;) My deep pink kitty, you're not here enough;
You sadden your "fans" who appear to be tough;
I wish we could all see more of you;
EVERY POEM SHOULD END IN "JESUS PWNS JOO" :mad:

:confused:

...don't ask... :o

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by Majin Boo
write a poem about me Majin Boo, you ugly bastard;
The hippo in your avy is much more attractive

You're funny at times, but you smell like old socks;
Your girlfriend is hot; in my bed, she rocks

She steals from you, and gives the stuff to me;
She really hates you, but she really loves me

I hated to have to tell you like this;
But I love to see you get all miffed. :)

:confused:

[Obsidian]

ME!:mad:

[RocKitty]

Originally posted by Killa Pooh Bear
My deep pink kitty, you're not here enough;
You sadden your "fans" who appear to be tough;
I wish we could all see more of you;
EVERY POEM SHOULD END IN "JESUS PWNS JOO" :mad:

:confused:

...don't ask... :o

I promise to work on being here more often, just for you, my fav lil pooh bear *rubs your head* :)

[Jay1/2Dub]

Alf wants a poem and so does the Fuzzy one... not me though :o

[kritic]

Originally posted by Killa Pooh Bear
She still told you that! :o

Sorry, no. :(

[akut401]

well now i want one...

[The Gifted One]

Do one about me.

[Jason Blood]

Okay

why not?

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by Alf
you cant rhyme goose with goose, etc...

and you're right....these are starting to suck:o:up: Alf you suck, no need to rhyme;
But what the hell, I have the time!
You correct my posts?!? Really? YOU?
You mispell smilies, and other words too!

You suck at the internet, and that means you suck;
You suck so damn much you should be ran over by a truck!
You were cooler as Kypade, but not by much;
The coolest you were was as Al Fsux

And even then that's only 'cuz that was Eric D.
You wish you were him; you wish you were me!
You wish you were !talia; anyone but you!
In the words of "Jesus>Not Jesus": "Jesus pwns joo" :mad:

:confused:

Okay... I need to end my poems differently... :(

Maybe I shoulda said: "It's sad to say, but Mr.Bush owns you"? Whaddya think? :confused:

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by TheAlmightyFuzz
*cough* cuz I know ya wanna:o Ask nicely :o

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by Obsidian
ME!:mad: Obsidian? Ain't that color?
ARE YOU YELLING AT ME?
I'm an angry Disney char'cter;
Don't you dare **** wit' me! :mad:

I'm writing in honor of you;
Show some respect for me...
I'M BETTER THAN YOU! :mad:
Isn't it plain to see?

Anywho, I don't know you;
So do something special;
Something significant for me;
To make this official;

Or else I'm writing for the sake
Of just writing words;
And to be honest I'd much rather
Stare at some birds...

:confused:

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by Jay1/2Dub
Alf wants a poem and so does the Fuzzy one... not me though :o You liar! Jay 1/2Dub, it's clear;
You want a poem or else you would not of posted here!
You think ya smart tryin' to be all humble and stuff;
While the rest of the time, you yell and get rough?

SILENCE YOU FOOL! Do not answer ME!
Do not talk directly to me; and do not look at me!
I am better than you, in all my glor-y;
As the Exalted would say: "fear me; FEAR ME!" :mad:

:confused:

[Alf]

Originally posted by Killa Pooh Bear
Alf you suck, no need to rhyme;
But what the hell, I have the time!
You correct my posts?!? Really? YOU?
You mispell smilies, and other words too!

You suck at the internet, and that means you suck;
You suck so damn much you should be ran over by a truck!
You were cooler as Kypade, but not by much;
The coolest you were was as Al Fsux

And even then that's only 'cuz that was Eric D.
You wish you were him; you wish you were me!
You wish you were !talia; anyone but you!
In the words of "Jesus>Not Jesus": "Jesus pwns joo" :mad:

:confused:

Okay... I need to end my poems differently... :(

Maybe I shoulda said: "It's sad to say, but Mr.Bush owns you"? Whaddya think? :confused: except for the fact that the only one sucking around here is you, l'd say that was pretty good...

of course misspelling smilies is hardly offensive:o and l;d probably shoot myself were l you...

and you really cant rhyme goose and goose, or me and me,

but besides all that, twas better than most of em in here:up:

and yeah, it woulda been better with the bush thing:up:

oh, and you use WAAAY too many semicolons, at totally unneccessary places:)

[TheAlmightyFuzz]

Originally posted by Killa Pooh Bear
Ask nicely :o you know you wanna,babe ;)

[TheAlmightyFuzz]

Originally posted by Alf
except for the fact that the only one sucking around here is you, l'd say that was pretty good...

of course misspelling smilies is hardly offensive:o and l;d probably shoot myself were l you...

and you really cant rhyme goose and goose, or me and me,

but besides all that, twas better than most of em in here:up:

and yeah, it woulda been better with the bush thing:up:

oh, and you use WAAAY too many semicolons, at totally unneccessary places:) wow, you turned into a real a**hole:)

[DarkKnightJRK]

Do me, baby. ;) In a completely hedrosexual way, of cource. :)

[Alf]

Originally posted by TheAlmightyFuzz
wow, you turned into a real a**hole:) what?:confused::eek:maybe so...:)

but l'm not serious:confused::up:

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by Alf
except for the fact that the only one sucking around here is you, l'd say that was pretty good...

of course misspelling smilies is hardly offensive:o and l;d probably shoot myself were l you...

and you really cant rhyme goose and goose, or me and me,

but besides all that, twas better than most of em in here:up:

and yeah, it woulda been better with the bush thing:up:

oh, and you use WAAAY too many semicolons, at totally unneccessary places:) http://img14.photobucket.com/albums/v41/KaPers/Hype%20Pictures/Arnold_Shutup.jpg

:mad:

[Alf]

Originally posted by Killa Pooh Bear
http://img14.photobucket.com/albums/v41/KaPers/Hype%20Pictures/Arnold_Shutup.jpg

:mad: cuz l dont want to :mad::(

[TheAlmightyFuzz]

Originally posted by Alf
what?:confused::eek:maybe so...:)

but l'm not serious:confused::up: cept you probably are :)

[Alf]

Originally posted by TheAlmightyFuzz
cept you probably are :) no, not really...kpb's been "hating" me for like...2 weeks now...l dont even know if he's serious, and l really dont care... so instead of ignoring him or taking offense to it, l'm just playing along...:up:

[TheAlmightyFuzz]

Originally posted by Alf
no, not really...kpb's been "hating" me for like...2 weeks now...l dont even know if he's serious, and l really dont care... so instead of ignoring him or taking offense to it, l'm just playing along...:up: yea, that sounds realistic when he's making fun of you...

...but not:o

[Alf]

Originally posted by TheAlmightyFuzz
yea, that sounds realistic when he's making fun of you...

...but not:o what are you talking about?:confused:....sounds realistic when he's making fun of me, but not...:confused:?

[Kipobe]

Fuzz = KPB :confused:

[TheAlmightyFuzz]

Originally posted by Alf
what are you talking about?:confused:....sounds realistic when he's making fun of me, but not...:confused:? that means that you were the hostile one:)

[TheAlmightyFuzz]

Originally posted by Killa Pooh Bear
Fuzz = KPB :confused: yea, it's true, I'm gonna go masturbate

[Alf]

Originally posted by TheAlmightyFuzz
that means that you were the hostile one:) lol...ok, fuzz, you're right:)

[Max Shrek]

Do a poem on I, The Man in Black, and my Thorn Cult.

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by TheAlmightyFuzz
yea, it's true, I'm gonna go masturbate But Aunt Flow is visiting... maybe later? :confused:

:(

Damn, and I just said no more of that too... :oOriginally posted by Alf
lol...ok, fuzz, you're right:) I love you... sexy! :)

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by akut401
well now i want one... Your custom title is butt-sex? How wack is that?
Are you perverted, or Seven? D'ya like my avy hat?

I know the last question had nothing to do with what we were saying,
But I like it so much, screw the game we were playing!

Forget you and your poem, talk 'bout me and my hat! :mad:
I'm great and fantabulous; you're ugly and fat! :mad:

OWNED! :mad:

:confused:

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by The Gifted One
Do one about me. What in the blue hell? Who is "The Gifted One?"
I'm tired of newbies, you ain't no damn fun!

You suck, 'cuz I don't know jack**** 'bout you;
So I'll say this once more: "Jesus pwns joo" :mad:

:confused:

Thanks to Brodie for that wonderful and quite versitile expression! :up:

[TheAlmightyFuzz]

Originally posted by Killa Pooh Bear
But Aunt Flow is visiting... maybe later? :confused:

:(

Damn, and I just said no more of that too... :o I love you... sexy! :) Aunt Flow is gone.:confused:

[Assassin32]

I want a poem about me!:mad:

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by Jason Blood
Okay

why not? Jason Blood, you're crud;
You're no stud, you're a dud!

I should push you in mud;
You're lamer than Paul Rudd!

You're so lame, you could be owned
By the late Elmer Fudd,
Even if he were dead
He's better than you, bud! :o

:confused:

I'm not even trying anymore! :up:

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by TheAlmightyFuzz
you know you wanna,babe ;) Mmmmmm... moments passed! :)

Ask nicely! :mad:

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by DarkKnightJRK
Do me, baby. ;) In a completely hedrosexual way, of cource. :) Your gay, you can't spell;
Don't post no more, you've failed!

:up:

[TheAlmightyFuzz]

Originally posted by Killa Pooh Bear
Mmmmmm... moments passed! :)

Ask nicely! :mad: nah, you really wanna baaaaaaaaaaaad:o

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by Max Shrek
Do a poem on I, The Man in Black, and my Thorn Cult. *Losely based on 'Batman Returns'* :o

Max Shrek; ode to you! Your friend's a penguin;
You die in a sewer, by a woman so thin
You're evil and murder your secretary;
Then she lives, but is "murdered" by Halle Berry! :o

:(

[Master Chief]

I want a poem. :up:

[Donnie Darko]

my turn, KPB

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by TheAlmightyFuzz
nah, you really wanna baaaaaaaaaaaad:o You're looking desperate... do you want some knee-pads and a napkin? :)

[TheAlmightyFuzz]

Originally posted by Killa Pooh Bear
You're looking desperate... do you want some knee-pads and a napkin? :) no, I don't need a napkin :o

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by TheAlmightyFuzz
no, I don't need a napkin :o http://img14.photobucket.com/albums/v41/KaPers/Smilies/Love.gif

Even better... :up:

[Capt Throbberson]

Here's my poem

BRODIEMAN: by BRODIEMAN


I AM AWESOME
MY AWESOMENESS CANNOT BE CONTAINED IN WORDS
THATS WHY THIS POEM ENDS NOW

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by BRODIEMAN
Here's my poem

BRODIEMAN: by BRODIEMAN


I AM AWESOME
MY AWESOMENESS CANNOT BE CONTAINED IN WORDS
THATS WHY THIS POEM ENDS NOW And that's why, you are...

Originally posted by BRODIEMAN's sig
...The 7,902,849 most well known hype-poster

'Tis true...

:o

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by Assassin32
I want a poem about me!:mad: You have "ass" in your name, not once, but twice;
That either means you suck much, or you "hit" it twice a night!
I'm gonna go with the latter, even though you bite;
'Cuz I hate the Kings; but you da man, "Dark Knight"... :up:

:confused:

[Capt Throbberson]

Originally posted by Killa Pooh Bear
And that's why, you are...



'Tis true...

:o
DAMN SKIPPY!

[Eric Draven]

okay :up:

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by Master Chief
I want a poem. :up: Ev'rybody wants a piece of the great KPB;
But I'm running outta stuff... sorry MC! :(
My poems are weaker, then they used to be...
Beer replaced those brain cells with a big open sea! :confused:

So let us instead, discuss Mr.Bush;
Or SPIDEYISCOOL, you know, that dumb puss...
Where's he been, I miss him, he was a pain in the ass
He learned the ways of "newbieism" so damn fast! :o

Either way, he's gone... "illogical" he'd say;
I really wish he'd of stayed, made things more fun to "play"
I framed him with "Zorro", and all he could say,
was: "Why'd you choose to mess with me, anyway" :o

:(

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by Donnie Darko
my turn, KPB Grand Exalted and founder of all things "Latina";
A poster I respect, and BB Alliance leader!
No flaming from you, despite the presence of a "Rock"
(How do I rhyme here without saying the word "cock"?)

Anyway, I offer this, my humble gift;
From poster to poster, I'll never be pissed
At your thoughts or expressions, because you're O-K
So let us dance this great night away?

:confused:

[Master Chief]

Originally posted by Killa Pooh Bear
Ev'rybody wants a piece of the great KPB;
But I'm running outta stuff... sorry MC! :(
My poems are weaker, then they used to be...
Beer replaced those brain cells with a big open sea! :confused:

So let us instead, discuss Mr.Bush;
Or SPIDEYISCOOL, you know, that dumb puss...
Where's he been, I miss him, he was a pain in the ass
He learned the ways of "newbieism" so damn fast! :o

Either way, he's gone... "illogical" he'd say;
I really wish he'd of stayed, made things more fun to "play"
I framed him with "Zorro", and all he could say,
was: "Why'd you choose to mess with me, anyway" :o

:(
You should make a whole book o' these and sell 'em. You'll make millions! :up:

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by Master Chief
You should make a whole book o' these and sell 'em. You'll make millions! :up: They'll only make sense to people from here! :confused:

[Master Chief]

Originally posted by Killa Pooh Bear
They'll only make sense to people from here! :confused:

Hey, did you know I was Zorro! :)

People who buy the book will not get it, but they'll just scratch their heads and enjoy it, while you make millions! And no... I had no idea you were Zorro. :( :o

[Kipobe]

You posted my PM's... and I convinced you to take them down with The Diety Link :o

I own the Hype! :mad:

:confused:

I suck... :(

[Master Chief]

But you acted awfully... "Mr.Bush"ish.

[E. Bison]

http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/Spider_Lantern/terminator2.jpg

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by Eric Draven
okay :up: Eric Draven,
Your body's a haven;
I love you alot,
Especially when you're shaven :)

You're crazy and psycho;
Like the guy from psycho
Remember the movie psycho?
It was called: "Psycho" :o

Alf would be pissed
if he saw how I's rhyming;
But he's pissed alot now
So I have to watch my sniding

remards towards him,
Or he'll think that I'm mean;
But I'm not mean, I'm just me,
Ya see what I mean?

Maybe I should hug him?
Or buy him a hat?
Or give him a flower?
Or return his dumb cat?

But this ain't about Alf;
This is all about you,
And I think I hate you! :mad:
And JESUS PWNS JOO! :mad:

:confused:

...I need a new ending! :(

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by Master Chief
But you acted awfully... "Mr.Bush"ish. 'Tis the beauty of "dual-IDing..." :up:

I did it to frame him... he hated it, and then PM'd me as The Deity Link to ask Zorro to stop it... it was hilarious! :up:

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by E. Bison
http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/Spider_Lantern/terminator2.jpg http://img14.photobucket.com/albums/v41/KaPers/Smilies/scarybigrolleyes.gif

http://img14.photobucket.com/albums/v41/KaPers/Hype%20Pictures/Arnold_Shutup.jpg

[TheAlmightyFuzz]

you're a bum

[Kipobe]

http://img14.photobucket.com/albums/v41/KaPers/Hype%20Pictures/Oh_no_you_didnt.jpg

PS - That's not asking nicely! :o As you see, I don't just write poems for any joe-shmo...

Who are you again? :confused:

[TheAlmightyFuzz]

actually, you have and you do :o

[Kipobe]

So you think I should write one for you? What is it worth? :mad:

[TheAlmightyFuzz]

Originally posted by Killa Pooh Bear
So you think I should write one for you? What is it worth? :mad: then don't, babe:)

[Kipobe]

So then why did you post in here at all? :rolleyes:

[Jay1/2Dub]

Originally posted by Killa Pooh Bear
You liar! Jay 1/2Dub, it's clear;
You want a poem or else you would not of posted here!
You think ya smart tryin' to be all humble and stuff;
While the rest of the time, you yell and get rough?

SILENCE YOU FOOL! Do not answer ME!
Do not talk directly to me; and do not look at me!
I am better than you, in all my glor-y;
As the Exalted would say: "fear me; FEAR ME!" :mad:

:confused:
It was all right, could've been better :)

[Danger Mouse]

Dare I raise my hand? ;)

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by Jay1/2Dub
It was all right, could've been better :) Yeah... I got lazy! :up:

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by Danger Mouse
Dare I raise my hand? ;) Maybe tommorow... my vocabulary is running low! :(

[TheAlmightyFuzz]

Originally posted by Killa Pooh Bear
So then why did you post in here at all? :rolleyes: you told me to, or don't you remember?

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by TheAlmightyFuzz
you told me to, or don't you remember? I think you're making that up... :confused:

Heh... I'll write your "tribute" tommorow m'dear! :)

[Danger Mouse]

Originally posted by Killa Pooh Bear
Maybe tommorow... my vocabulary is running low! :(

So here I shall wait,
For my inevitable fate,
When KPB returns tomorrow,
With... err... uhm... his trusty bow and arrow.

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by Danger Mouse
So here I shall wait,
For my inevitable fate,
When KPB returns tomorrow,
With... err... uhm... his trusty bow and arrow. My "bow and arrow?"

I think the "bow and arrow" belong to "The Legend Link" ;)

[Danger Mouse]

Well, EXCUUUUUUUUUUSE me for not being able to come up with a word that rhymes with "tomorrow"...

[Kipobe]

BRODIEMAN, I forgot about you;
I was busy with others, and I bypassed past you
You're easy to miss, and with a name like "Brodie"
You take second place, you must feel so lonely!

But all that being said, here is your tribute,
Read it carefully, so your house I can loot
And when you return, there'll be nothing there
And I laugh and I'll laugh at your horrid dispair! :mad:

:confused:

[Ryoko]

Originally posted by Killa Pooh Bear
Ryoko's not a name;
In which I can rhyme;
So I'll throw compliments atchya;
To pass this here time;

You're a sweetheart at heart;
And that's not just a line;
And to make things better,
You're cute and you're fine;

But that damned Orlando Bloom;
Is caught up in your eyes! :mad:
And I know how his lovelife;
Turns your dreams into "cries"...

So forget about him;
And come think about me;
Or I'll kill Orlando Bloom;
And his whole family! :mad:

:confused:

....you scare me. But its the best offer Ive had all day. So ok :)

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by Ryoko
....you scare me. But its the best offer Ive had all day. So ok :) It's the best I could've hoped for! :(

[Ryoko]

:D

[Kipobe]

Danger Mouse is "astounding"
Penfold; he is "pounding"
The criminals he's "rounding"
up, (how is this sounding?)

He's small and albino
As strong as a rhino
Nothing rhymes with albino
Except for, well... rhino!

But he is a great character,
A mouse I respect!
With a patch on one eye;
Crime, he does detect!

And just for the record,
He lives with the "letters",
And I live in a house,
Which makes me feel so much better! :)

:confused:

[Ryoko]

Hes the greatest, hes the best, where ever there is danger he'll be theeeeeeeeeeeeere!
.....has this been done already :confused: damn.

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by Ryoko
Hes the greatest, hes the best, where ever there is danger he'll be theeeeeeeeeeeeere!
.....has this been done already :confused: damn. I've been trying to remember the theme song all morning! :up: Damn you America! :mad:

Yeah... I stole the "astounding" thing! :up:

[Danalys]

that aint a real line in the theme.

[Franklin Richards]

I wanna poem. :D

:thing: :doom: :thing:

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by ph27home
that aint a real line in the theme. The word "astounding" is in the theme... :confused:

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by Aunt Petunia
I wanna poem. :D

:thing: :doom: :thing: You have to read the whole thread... twice! :o

[foxman]

poem me!

[Danalys]

Originally posted by Killa Pooh Bear
The word "astounding" is in the theme... :confused:
yes it is but the line about when ever there is danger he'll be there, starts with he's terrific, he's magnific

[Danalys]

no wait i was wrong. but that line still was wrong. here's the whole thing.

He's the greatest
He's fantastic
Wherever there's danger he'll be there
He's the ace
He's amazing
He's the strongest he's the quickest he's the best
Danger Mouse
Danger Mouse
DANGER MOUSE

He's the greatest
He's fantastic
Wherever there's danger he'll be there
He's the ace
He's amazing
He's the strongest he's the quickest he's the best
Danger Mouse
He's terrific
He's magnific
He's the greatest secret agent in the world
Danger Mouse
Power House
He's the fastest he's the greatest he's the best
Danger Mouse
Danger Mouse
DANGER MOUSE

[Franklin Richards]

Originally posted by Killa Pooh Bear
You have to read the whole thread... twice! :o

whew... done and done.

:thing: :doom: :thing:

[Poeman]

Originally posted by Killa Pooh Bear
Poeman you are, your poem is here;
You suck so much ass, it's abundantly clear;

Some people might like you, but I don't like them;
Your life has a contract on it, you're pretty much condemned!

It appears that I'm mean, but what do I care?
I'm better than you, and I've great pubic hair!

You wish you were me, and don't you deny it;
And I dare you to get pissed... just you try it!

:mad:

aww thats soo sweet :o

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by ph27home
that aint a real line in the theme. ph27home;
Your name doesn't rhyme!
So I've giving up now
In great record time!

:)

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by Aunt Petunia
I wanna poem. :D

:thing: :doom: :thing:

Auntie Petunia...
a poem you want?!?
You know I'll be mean,
and my words will taunt

I could talk of the pics,
you posted to flaunt;
Forever and ever,
your history will haunt

But I'm not quite that evil,
this is all in fun,
So what kind of poem
do you want here, hun?

I could write about you
falling in love with E. Bison
But Bison dissed you
And ran away with Mike Tyson

And they filmed gay porn
And you directed the flicks
And every 10 minutes
They took breaks to spit

And every 2 seconds,
you took breaks to be sick
But then Bison laughs
And says it was all a trick

And now he wants you back,
But you are so turned off
And Bison starts to cry
And Mike Tyson jerks off,

And all the whole while,
The rolling cameras are taping
And the porn people award you
The "best porn flick making"...

...award! :)

:confused:

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by fox_man
poem me! Fox man; kinda like Spider-man;
Was bitten by a fox who was altered by man

And now his powers are he can howl at the moon
Like in "the fox and the hound", wait... that was a cartoon! :(

:confused:

[Kipobe]

...I'm losing it! :(

[Shyair]

Originally posted by Killa Pooh Bear
Shyair, you promised Tuki;
A pic of your dick;
Yet you never posted it;
Was the whole thing a trick?

You brag, and you brag;
"Oh I'm so well hung";
But I sense big LIES;
'Cuz the proof ain't come;

Now Tuki has left;
'Cuz you posted no pic;
I think you were "stretching"
truths of your "magic stick"

If you don't PM one soon;
Then "you're a LIAR"... I'll say :mad:
And if you dare send one to me;
Then I'll tell ev'ryone you are gay! :mad:

Either way, you lose! :(

:confused:

o_O if you wanna see my wang just ask. jeez.

[Danger Mouse]

Originally posted by Killa Pooh Bear
Danger Mouse is "astounding"
Penfold; he is "pounding"
The criminals he's "rounding"
up, (how is this sounding?)

He's small and albino
As strong as a rhino
Nothing rhymes with albino
Except for, well... rhino!

But he is a great character,
A mouse I respect!
With a patch on one eye;
Crime, he does detect!

And just for the record,
He lives with the "letters",
And I live in a house,
Which makes me feel so much better! :)

:confused:



Thanks, KPB! :up:

You get an "A"...



... at least for the effort, if not for anything else. ;)

[Danger Mouse]

Originally posted by ph27home
no wait i was wrong. but that line still was wrong. here's the whole thing.

He's the greatest
He's fantastic
Wherever there's danger he'll be there
He's the ace
He's amazing
He's the strongest he's the quickest he's the best
Danger Mouse
Danger Mouse
DANGER MOUSE

He's the greatest
He's fantastic
Wherever there's danger he'll be there
He's the ace
He's amazing
He's the strongest he's the quickest he's the best
Danger Mouse
He's terrific
He's magnific
He's the greatest secret agent in the world
Danger Mouse
Power House
He's the fastest he's the greatest he's the best
Danger Mouse
Danger Mouse
DANGER MOUSE


DAMN!!! I soooo miss that song! :D

[Kipobe]

No prob Mr. Mouse... :up:

Did I forget anyone? :confused:

[Jason Blood]

Originally posted by Killa Pooh Bear
Jason Blood, you're crud;
You're no stud, you're a dud!

I should push you in mud;
You're lamer than Paul Rudd!

You're so lame, you could be owned
By the late Elmer Fudd,
Even if he were dead
He's better than you, bud! :o

:confused:

I'm not even trying anymore! :up:

stupid fack:mad:

[omegafro2000]

How about writing a song for my superhero team, TEAM GREEN LIGHT!!!

[X-Chick]

Ok, hit me with a poem. :D

[Danalys]

Originally posted by Killa Pooh Bear
ph27home;
Your name doesn't rhyme!
So I've giving up now
In great record time!

:)

LMAO

[Odin's Lapdog]

Originally posted by Killa Pooh Bear
'Megafro, 'megafro;
Fool looks like a giant afro, yo;

Twists some weave, any size;
Catches leaves, all the time;

LOOK OUT! Here comes the 'megafro...

Is he weak? Listen bud;
He's got water, instead of blood;

He can over-kill a thread;
Take a look, at what I said (http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=110410)!

HEY THERE! There goes the 'megafro...

In the chill of night;
At the scene of some porn;

He's abu-sing it;
And himself, on the lawn...

'Megafro, 'megafro;
Asswipe-neighborhood 'megafro;

On the hype... he's ignored;
Banning him is our reward;

To him, life is a great big ass-kicking;
Wherever there's some butt-licking;

You'll find Omegafro.... :)

:confused: That is by far one of the funniest things i have ever read in my life ever.

I am well and truelly moved.

THe comedy bar has just risen to an all time high....

p.s.

please don't include me in your work

:o

[hippie_hunter]

Someone do me

[foxman]

Originally posted by Killa Pooh Bear
Fox man; kinda like Spider-man;
Was bitten by a fox who was altered by man

And now his powers are he can howl at the moon
Like in "the fox and the hound", wait... that was a cartoon! :(

:confused:

wow! that was quite good :up:

my first poem *chuffed* :D

[mightiest_mortal]

someone do me

I say that to all the ladies ;)

[foxman]

^ im sure you do and im sure it never works ;)

[Kipobe]

I can't write anymore. :(

[Childlike Wild]

Why? :confused:

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

I want a poem about me!:)

[DBella]

I feel the need... to bump this thread.

Kip, write me a poem!!!
Please?

[Ronny Shade]

me too

[Tangled Web]

And also me.

[Ronny Shade]

Tangled Web
We call him TW
If you give him a girlfriend
then he won't trouble you

[Tangled Web]

Tangled Web
We call him TW
If you give him a girlfriend
then he won't trouble you
Awww, that's sweet. :up:

[maxwell's demon]

is kipobe REALLY still doing this?

[DBella]

Tangled Web
We call him TW
If you give him a girlfriend
then he won't trouble you
Very nice, Ronny.

What about one for me?

[DBella]

is kipobe REALLY still doing this?
He told me he would so he better not lie!

[Ronny Shade]

Very nice, Ronny.

What about one for me?
um...

If you ask then I'll tell ya
Everyone on the hype likes DBella
And if you do ever sign on the hype
DBella is usually so very nice*



*This is all true except she once told me
That she's actually CConn's goddess unholy

[DBella]

um...

If you ask then I'll tell ya
Everyone on the hype likes DBella
And if you do ever sign on the hype
DBella is usually so very nice*



*This is all true except she once told me
That she's actually CConn's goddess unholy
Haha! Nice. :up: Except "hype" and "nice" do not rhyme.

[Da Docta]

Do me!

[Ronny Shade]

Haha! Nice. :up: Except "hype" and "nice" do not rhyme.
They do with the right accent

[DBella]

They do with the right accent
And what accent would that be? Russian?

[Da Docta]

But that would mess up "tell ya" and "Dbella." :(

[jaguarr]

The odds of Kipobe ever setting foot in this thread again are very small. You know that, right?

jag

[Ronny Shade]

And what accent would that be? Russian?
Irish maybe

[DBella]

The odds of Kipobe ever setting foot in this thread again are very small. You know that, right?

jag
Yes. All I had was his word and I don't know if they're worth anything.

[Tangled Web]

Hey Hey Equint
Chillin' on the seventh floo'
He's got to let these chickens know
Equint is in the house and he's
feelin' make these hoes choke.

[DBella]

Irish maybe
Do I have to be drunk when I recite the poem to get those two words to rhyme?

[Da Docta]

[irish accent]If ye esk then ei'll tell ye
Iveryone on the hip licks DBella
And if ye do iver sin on the hip
DBella is usually so very noice[/irish accent]

:mad:

[Equint77]

Do I have to be drunk when I recite the poem to get those two words to rhyme?

Bella Bella
Your lips are so swella
what else rhymes with Bella?
Labia
Bella Bella
How I'd love to rip off your sweata
Bella Bella
You've got a nice rack...
Your place or mine
in the end it won't matter
you'll be on your back.

[Tangled Web]

Bella Bella
Your lips are so swella
what else rhymes with Bella?
Labia
Bella Bella
How I'd love to rip off your sweata
Bella Bella
You've got a nice rack...
Your place or mine
in the end it won't matter
you'll be on your back.
OOooh!!! That's better than mine.

[Ronny Shade]

Do I have to be drunk when I recite the poem to get those two words to rhyme?
If you don't like it you can write your own poem, jeez.

[Tangled Web]

DBella DBella
your posts are shining like the sun
DBella DBella
you make the hype fun
DBella DBella
You're in a fiery heaven
DBella DBella
Hey look, it's Kevin

http://www.bmi.com/musicworld/features/200008/images/keubanks.jpg

[Equint77]

Daisy Daisy
Since you've become a mod
you've gotten real crazy
You and your bannings
You and your rantings
They say power corrupts
But with you I give up
They then turned on DL
now the hype is like eggwalking through hell. :(

[DBella]

If you don't like it you can write your own poem, jeez.
I didn't say I don't like it. Jeez!

[Tangled Web]

Equint77
meets DBella in a fiery heaven
things get kind of steamy
you two are so dreamy
creamy

[Ronny Shade]

I didn't say I don't like it. Jeez!
I'll put a beat to it and upload it as soon as I can

[Da Docta]

I'll put a beat to it and upload it as soon as I can
Could you do my Irish version too? Thanks. :meow: :up:

[DBella]

[irish accent]If ye esk then ei'll tell ye
Iveryone on the hip licks DBella
And if ye do iver sin on the hip
DBella is usually so very noice[/irish accent]

:mad:
Goodness gracious!! :eek:

Bella Bella
Your lips are so swella
what else rhymes with Bella?
Labia
Bella Bella
How I'd love to rip off your sweata
Bella Bella
You've got a nice rack...
Your place or mine
in the end it won't matter
you'll be on your back.
What did you put in my drink, E?!! :mad:

I'll put a beat to it and upload it as soon as I can

Riverdance tune? Awesome! :up:

[DBella]

DBella DBella
your posts are shining like the sun
DBella DBella
you make the hype fun
DBella DBella
You're in a fiery heaven
DBella DBella
Hey look, it's Kevin

http://www.bmi.com/musicworld/features/200008/images/keubanks.jpg
How sweet it is to be serenaded by Kevin Eubanks...

[Da Docta]

Goodness gracious!! :eek:
My thoughts exactly! My god...

[Equint77]

What did you put in my drink, E?!! :mad:

percoset, soma, valium, some qualudes.

[Ronny Shade]

percoset, soma, valium, some qualudes.
and grenadine to make it taste nice

[Equint77]

and grenadine to make it taste nice

compare actually hides the mediciny taste....

[Mee]

Ok, I'll bite.

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

I want a poem about moi.

[Da Docta]

Oh my Spidermanluvr,
Will you ever be my driver?
I want to call you my chauffeur
I want to hold your lovely hair*

OR

Oh my Spidermanluvr,
Will you ever be my driver?
I want to call you my chauffeur
I want to refer to you as "her"

*with French accent

[Ronny Shade]

I want a poem about moi.
You live in miami and your name is jessica
if you fell into the river then I would rescue ya
but if you fell in lava then I probly wouldn't
not because I didnt want to, but because I couldn't

[Da Docta]

Mine's better.

Imagine the roses in my avvy are your hair, Spidermanluvr. :o

[Da Docta]

Wait, I just realized hair doesn't rhyme with chauffeur.

Close enough.

[Ronny Shade]

french accent

[Mee]

Oh my Spidermanluvr,
Will you ever be my Flubber?
I want to call you my mother
I want to hold your lovely hair
And end all of this despair.
LOL.
Meh, at least it rhymes.:o

[Da Docta]

Meh, at least it rhymes.:o
Mee, you are an enigma
You want Jess to be my momma
But I want you to be my son
I will raise you like a ton.

LOL.

[Ronny Shade]

Mee, you are an enigma
You want Jess to be my momma
But I want you to be my son
I will raise you like a ton.

LOL.
in other words, not at all

[Da Docta]

in other words, not at all
Shut up.

[Mee]

Mee, you are an enigma
You want Jess to be my momma
But I want you to be my son
I will raise you like a ton.

LOL.
By raise me like ton
do you mean to make me a fat son?
enigma doesn't rhyme with momma
I need some new pajamas

Take that. :cmad:

[Da Docta]

By raise me like ton
do you mean to make me a fat son?
enigma doesn't rhyme with momma
I need some new pajamas

Take that. :cmad:
I do not wish to fight you
Because lose, you will
And I'll have to inckude you on my wil...

^That would have been my comeback but I got too tired and stopped. You win.

[Ronny Shade]

Vic you cannot write
poems that are good
you rhymed "will" with itself
which is not something you should

[Mee]

I do not wish to fight you
Because lose, you will
And I'll have to inckude you on my wil...

^That would have been my comeback but I got too tired and stopped. You win.
Of course.:up:

[tzarinna]

Okay, let's have it :) do me ;)

[DBella]

Vic you cannot write
poems that are good
you rhymed "will" with itself
which is not something you should
Dr. Seuss reincarnated!! *bows to Ronny*

[Ronny Shade]

Dr. Seuss reincarnated!! *bows to Ronny*
buy my album

[Kipobe]

Dammit, Bella! :csad: For you, I'll come up with something special. I apologize in advance for ignoring the rest of you as though you were less important than all the other ones I wrote in the past, and now (of course) DBella. :o

Also, if I never wrote one for Fuzz, I deeply apologize. Fish sandwich in the mail marked urgent via Fed Ex. Call collect when you get it. Two rings is yes, three rings is no. You know the drill:huh:

[Kipobe]

DBella, for you I save my juices of creativity and splurge in one go. :yay: Since you like metaphors and the like, this one's for you:

A lady delightful, from across the room
Mysterious eyes and perfume that looms;
I’m not often taken by this alluring type,
But there’s more here than the surface of the words she writes

My heart is darker than cold black coal
She’s warmer than fire that melts the snow
She’s the South to my North; a whole world apart
Yet my eyes are fixated, like an artiste to his art

Wit and charm and elegance true,
A mind I understand, and a history too
Artistic and clever, flawlessly unique
With the affections of fanboys falling at her feet

But jealous I am
And prideful too
And if I can’t have her,
Then no one else will do

A word silently spoken, and the truth is revealed
The two worlds apart both begin to yield
Fire warms the coals; night turns to day
What was once North and South are now on the same page

Like magnets to their mates:
Opposites do attract
There’s no difference in likeness,
No myth in fact

But the lies and the secrets somehow can’t be escaped
The room is a thick fog, and the stares are often faked
What appeared to be pure, is mire and waste
The touch of a lover is a deceptive taste

In another time and place, maybe truth would be
All that exists, through the fog we could see,
But my true heart resides elsewhere, and I’m sure yours does too
Until we’re in this room, and I’m caught starring at you

We enter this room with a veil or mask
Fearing lies are the answer to the questions we ask
The persona presented forms faux bonds and ties
But the mask you wore never hid your mysterious eyes…

:heart:

[DBella]

DBella, for you I save my juices of creativity and splurge in one go. :yay: Since you like metaphors and the like, this one's for you:


A lady delightful, from across the room
Mysterious eyes and perfume that looms;
I’m not often taken by this alluring type,
But there’s more here than the surface of the words she writes

My heart is darker than cold black coal
She’s warmer than fire that melts the snow
She’s the South to my North; a whole world apart
Yet my eyes are fixated, like an artiste to his art

Wit and charm and elegance true,
A mind I understand, and a history too
Artistic and clever, flawlessly unique
With the affections of fanboys falling at her feet

But jealous I am
And prideful too
And if I can’t have her,
Then no one else will do

A word silently spoken, and the truth is revealed
The two worlds apart both begin to yield
Fire warms the coals; night turns to day
What was once North and South are now on the same page

Like magnets to their mates:
Opposites do attract
There’s no difference in likeness,
No myth in fact

But the lies and the secrets somehow can’t be escaped
The room is a thick fog, and the stares are often faked
What appeared to be pure, is mire and waste
The touch of a lover is a deceptive taste

In another time and place, maybe truth would be
All that exists, through the fog we could see,
But my true heart resides elsewhere, and I’m sure yours does too
Until we’re in this room, and I’m caught starring at you

We enter this room with a veil or mask
Fearing lies are the answer to the questions we ask
The persona presented forms faux bonds and ties
But the mask you wore never hid your mysterious eyes…

:heart:

Kip, kip, kip... you've made me speechless (well... almost) and I am totally charmed by this. Absolutely beautiful and it touched my heart. Thank you, you beautiful, twisted man, you. :heart: :heart:

[Kipobe]

Inspiration is a pen's ink. :O

[Swiftman]

Goodness gracious!! :eek:


What did you put in my drink, E?!! :mad:


No, TW put E in the drink like he did at that concert.

[Swiftman]

Swiftman Swiftman
Swiftman on the net
I got the *****es
the fly ones
the sly ones
The bi ones

[Mee]

Swiftman Swiftman
Swiftman on the net
I got the *****es
the fly ones
the sly ones
The bi ones
Kip will show you no mercy.

[Corinthian™]

Pikobe you need to make me a poem you silly ***** after all the time we have spend together and all the fun we have created inside ourselves I deaserve a ****ing poem kkthxbai

[Kmack]

Me so horny.

Now where's my poem damnit?:o

[Spider-Man]

Pikobe you need to make me a poem you silly ***** after all the time we have spend together and all the fun we have created inside ourselves I deaserve a ****ing poem kkthxbai
I'm pretty sure I wrote you a poem before:huh:

[Iceman]

Inspiration is a pen's ink. :O:wow: You're actually pretty good at this. :wow:

[Corinthian™]

I'm pretty sure I wrote you a poem before:huh:
this is my first post on this ****ing thread, *****:cmad:

[Spider-Man]

this is my first post on this ****ing thread, *****:cmad:
Cori
I'm Sorry
You make me so Horny

You're creepy
and Sneaky
And please won't you freak me

:huh:

[Pussy Galore]

I forgot about this thread. :up:

[JLBats]

Kipobe, you sell-out.

Here's my poem about you:

Pobe,
Like a bird,
Like a plane,
Do you watch him drop?
Do you feel his pain?

Yes, 'pobe

In the distance, Hollywood,
Without a word to say,
Just grins and leers and makes it known,
That hopes and dreams don't pay,

Pobe,
Like a bird,
Like a plane,
Do you watch him drop?
Do you feel his pain?

Yes, 'Pobe,

You get a job to pay the bills,
For another day,
You're opening up to strangers now,
Down by Seashell Bay,

Pobe,
Like a bird,
Like a plane,
Do you watch him drop?
Do you feel his pain?

Yes, 'Pobe...

You can see the flowers and the lights,
You regret your pain today,
It is all just fun and games,
'Til you don't wanna play,

Pobe,
Like a bird,
Like a plane,
Do you watch him drop?
Do you feel his pain?

Yes, 'Pobe...

Legend of the silver screeeeen...


I love you forever:(

:confused:

[Spider-Man]

:huh:

[Lackey]

Inspiration is a pen's ink. :O


my pen is throbbing full of ink for you :)

[Corinthian™]

Cori
I'm Sorry
You make me so Horny

You're creepy
and Sneaky
And please won't you freak me

:huh:
you call that a poem?

I'm gonna rape you with your own intestines!

[Lackey]

Everyone loves DBella
she sings a capella
she likes to carry an umbrella
But what they don't tell ya
is that she's really a fella
and her panties are pee pee yella

[Spider-Man]

my pen is throbbing full of ink for you :)
I'm hoping for a leak! :heart:

[JLBats]

Everyone loves DBella
she sings a capella
she likes to carry an umbrella
But what they don't tell ya
is that she's really a fella
and her panties are pee pee yella
And she likes to listen to the works of a young and idealistic Ben Kwell-ah?

[Spider-Man]

you call that a poem?

I'm gonna rape you with your own intestines!
It's what both of us have wanted since early 2002. :csad:

[Sofa]

Everyone loves DBella
she sings a capella
she likes to carry an umbrella
But what they don't tell ya
is that she's really a fella
and her panties are pee pee yella
OK, that is just freaking weird.

[Spider-Man]

OK, that is just freaking weird.
I thought it trumped mine and made me look shoddy in my own thread. :csad: