ImTheWombat's "Interpretation of Dreams"

[ImTheWombat]

TELL ME YOUR DREAMS AND I SHALL TELL YOU WHAT THEY MEAN!

[logan_weapon_x]

Ok here we go. I work in mcdonalds, and I had a dream that i was working in the shop located in a busy shopping mall, on a saturday. It was really busy and Billy Crystal was there dressed as a cowboy, well in a child's cowboy costume anyway, asking me for large fries. So there you go.

[Majin Boo]

I was dreamt I had sex with a zombie, I know its nasty but what the hell does it mean?

[Spider Jerusalem]

I had a dream that there was already a thread like this. I couldnt tell if it was exactly the same, but it was pretty close.

;)

[logan_weapon_x]

Wasn't it honey vibe that had one like this?

[logan_weapon_x]

Originally posted by Majin Boo
I was dreamt I had sex with a zombie, I know its nasty but what the hell does it mean?

It means you're a necropheliac.

[Twitch]

I had this one dream where I was gettin' chased by all these weird creatures. Just constantly running away from them in this endless maze with bizarre purple and greenish bubbling walls while they were clawing and biting. When I woke up I thought it was real. I'm never playing Serious Sam before I go to bed again, ever.

[cyborg ninja 14]

I had this dream where I was riding my quad in the desert, then everything around me turned to ATV offroad fury graphics. I was doing all sorts of crazy stunts, but then I flew off a cliff and died:confused:

[Majin Boo]

Originally posted by cyborg ninja 14
I had this dream where I was riding my quad in the desert, then everything around me turned to ATV offroad fury graphics. I was doing all sorts of crazy stunts, but then I flew off a cliff and died:confused:

It means you play too much Videogames.

[ImTheWombat]

Originally posted by logan_weapon_x
Ok here we go. I work in mcdonalds, and I had a dream that i was working in the shop located in a busy shopping mall, on a saturday. It was really busy and Billy Crystal was there dressed as a cowboy, well in a child's cowboy costume anyway, asking me for large fries. So there you go.

Well, the McDonalds represents your inner prison. You feel confined somehow. The mall represents the fact that you haven't watchd Mallrats in a while, and are way overdue for a good visitation back to the classic. Crystal in a cowboy suit means you are still upset that Crystal didn't get an oscar nomination for City Slickers, and want to kill the academy. Asking for large fries is a reaffirmation of this idea, as the golden of the fries represents an accolade of sorts, and they are large, because the oscar is one of the biggest accolades anyone can get as an actor. However, if he asked for them supersized, it would mean you wished he had become Mr. Universe, which is just plain silly, we all know that Mr. Universe can't be funny, unless hes being laughed at, like Arnie.

[ImTheWombat]

Originally posted by Majin Boo
I was dreamt I had sex with a zombie, I know its nasty but what the hell does it mean?

It means you secretly want to have sex with a zombie. Don't worry, its a normal fantasy.

[logan_weapon_x]

That was friggin hilarious, Wombat! :D

[ImTheWombat]

Originally posted by Spider Jerusalem
I had a dream that there was already a thread like this. I couldnt tell if it was exactly the same, but it was pretty close.

;)

That means that there was never a thread like this, and anyone who says otherwise should stay at their home while my gopher asassin approaches you silently

[Majin Boo]

Originally posted by ImTheWombat
It means you secretly want to have sex with a zombie. Don't worry, its a normal fantasy.

:cyclops: :up:

[Childlike Wild]

I had a dream in which I was murdered by a bunch of children. Then I came back as a ghost.

Analyze if you wish. :confused:

[Capt Throbberson]

I had a dream where was pissing of the GWB and godzilla attacked the bridge

[ImTheWombat]

Originally posted by Terminator
I had this one dream where I was gettin' chased by all these weird creatures. Just constantly running away from them in this endless maze with bizarre purple and greenish bubbling walls while they were clawing and biting. When I woke up I thought it was real. I'm never playing Serious Sam before I go to bed again, ever.

Those weird creatures are your sexual anxiety. They are clawing and biting at you because you secretly want to release your sexual frustration, but you think its innappropriate and, in turn, try and keep it in. The maze represents you trying to escape these emotions, but trust me, there is no exit from the maze. The purple and green represent your jealousy towards those who feel free to release their sexual anxiety. I suggest you become more outgoing and get a bit more comfy with the girl/guy you like.

Either that, or this means you're a homosexual.

[ImTheWombat]

Originally posted by cyborg ninja 14
I had this dream where I was riding my quad in the desert, then everything around me turned to ATV offroad fury graphics. I was doing all sorts of crazy stunts, but then I flew off a cliff and died:confused:

I agree with Majin Boo, lay off the video games

[Twitch]

Originally posted by ImTheWombat
Those weird creatures are your sexual anxiety. They are clawing and biting at you because you secretly want to release your sexual frustration, but you think its innappropriate and, in turn, try and keep it in. The maze represents you trying to escape these emotions, but trust me, there is no exit from the maze. The purple and green represent your jealousy towards those who feel free to release their sexual anxiety. I suggest you become more outgoing and get a bit more comfy with the girl/guy you like.

How the f**k did that get so accurate? :confused: The last line that is, I don't think I'm sexually frustrated. :confused: :confused: :confused:

[ImTheWombat]

Originally posted by Childlike Wild
I had a dream in which I was murdered by a bunch of children. Then I came back as a ghost.

Analyze if you wish. :confused:

Well the children murdering you represent your fear of becoming a father/mother. You feel that if you have kids, you won't be able to be who you are anymore. You come back as the ghostly figure because it is a representation of your father/mother, and the fact that if you have kids, you'll turn out to be like your parents.

Coathanger abortions are always an option! :D

[ImTheWombat]

Originally posted by Terminator
How the f**k did that get so accurate? :confused: The last line that is, I don't think I'm sexually frustrated. :confused: :confused: :confused:

Well, I AM taking a semester of psychology. And I DO have an A in the class. And A LOT of that was ^_^^_^^_^^_^ i made up.

[ImTheWombat]

Originally posted by BRODIEMAN
I had a dream where was pissing of the GWB and godzilla attacked the bridge

Girl: It means your a homosexual

Man: (to girl)Quiet down sweety, daddy's trying to work.
(to man) But seriously, it probably does mean you're a homosexual.

[Capt Throbberson]

interesting

[ImTheWombat]

Originally posted by BRODIEMAN
interesting

do you know what show that's from?

[Mr.Webs]

I once dreamed that I was in the Florida Everglades,water skiing on one tennis shoe,and I was holding two shoelaces,yet I wasn't being pulled by anything.:confused:

[Childlike Wild]

Originally posted by ImTheWombat
Well the children murdering you represent your fear of becoming a father/mother. You feel that if you have kids, you won't be able to be who you are anymore. You come back as the ghostly figure because it is a representation of your father/mother, and the fact that if you have kids, you'll turn out to be like your parents.

Coathanger abortions are always an option! :D
wood or wire?

Nevermind, I'll figure it out. :o

[ImTheWombat]

Originally posted by Mr.Webs
I once dreamed that I was in the Florida Everglades,water skiing on one tennis shoe,and I was holding two shoelaces,yet I wasn't being pulled by anything.:confused:

The florida everglades expresses your subconcious desire to watch "Man-Thing". Either that or it represents something you wish to do that you haven't yet for one reason or another. We'll go with the latter for this analysis. Skiing on one tennis shoe means you are afraid to fully submerge yourself into the depths of the water. You are willing to see whether or not it is safe, but not outgoing enough to just hop on in with nothing separating you from the water. The two shoelaces in your hands means that the other shoe (possibly a friend to help you along the way) has left you without another form of safety and you are constantly reminded by the shoelaces, which cause you to stray your thought from your true goal. No one pulling you also means that you feel independant enough to try and do it without a large amount of help from others, even though the extra pull would make it much more easier than it is right now.

I reccomend you beat the crap out of the next poodle you see.

[Mr.Webs]

Originally posted by ImTheWombat
The florida everglades expresses your subconcious desire to watch "Man-Thing". Either that or it represents something you wish to do that you haven't yet for one reason or another. We'll go with the latter for this analysis. Skiing on one tennis shoe means you are afraid to fully submerge yourself into the depths of the water. You are willing to see whether or not it is safe, but not outgoing enough to just hop on in with nothing separating you from the water. The two shoelaces in your hands means that the other shoe (possibly a friend to help you along the way) has left you without another form of safety and you are constantly reminded by the shoelaces, which cause you to stray your thought from your true goal. No one pulling you also means that you feel independant enough to try and do it without a large amount of help from others, even though the extra pull would make it much more easier than it is right now.

I reccomend you beat the crap out of the next poodle you see. :eek:

You...you are good.:o :eek: :D

[DIZZY MOONBEAM]

Originally posted by Childlike Wild
I had a dream in which I was murdered by a bunch of children. Then I came back as a ghost.

Analyze if you wish. :confused:

OMG your Freddie Kruger:eek:

[Max Shrek]

I had this dream where I was walking around a street late at night and I saw this really old house. On the front it said "1428 ELM". In the front, I saw little girls jump roping and singing this weird song. They then ran inside the house and I followed 'em. When I went down in the basement(where they were), it was now an old boiler room. I investigated then found only one little girl. She said, "This is where he takes us." I then look and see a shadow. I call out, "Who's there?" and out comes this old man. He's horriblly burnt and has an old hat. He's also wearing a red/green stripped sweater and old pants. And not only that, but he's got this glove on his right hand with razor fingernails. I said, "Oh god." He then showed me with glove and said, "THIS is God." I was scarred and started running the other way but there he was and he grabbed me and scratched my arm. Then I woke up and here's the weird part. I had the scratches on my arm in real life! :eek: I got scared. :( What could it mean?

[DIZZY MOONBEAM]

Originally posted by Max Shrek
I had this dream where I was walking around a street late at night and I saw this really old house. On the front it said "1428 ELM". In the front, I saw little girls jump roping and singing this weird song. They then ran inside the house and I followed 'em. When I went down in the basement(where they were), it was now an old boiler room. I investigated then found only one little girl. She said, "This is where he takes us." I then look and see a shadow. I call out, "Who's there?" and out comes this old man. He's horriblly burnt and has an old hat. He's also wearing a red/green stripped sweater and old pants. And not only that, but he's got this glove on his right hand with razor fingernails. I said, "Oh god." He then showed me with glove and said, "THIS is God." I was scarred and started running the other way but there he was and he grabbed me and scratched my arm. Then I woke up and here's the weird part. I had the scratches on my arm in real life! :eek: I got scared. :( What could it mean?

LMAO

Maybe you should call Nancy and see if she can help you. But, I would have to say that you are screwed.

[Max Shrek]

Originally posted by DIZZY MOONBEAM
LMAO

Maybe you should call Nancy and see if she can help you. But, I would have to say that you are screwed.

:D

[Twitch]

I dreamed once I walked into this building. I forget what happens, but I remember that some dude walked me into a small room with a bed and window in the left corner from the entrance of this room, where outside the window it was pitch black, but the room seemed to be moon lit. I then forget what happens again, but I remember some sort of zip-line type rope out the window like in Home Alone, except it leads nowhere, and I crawled outside onto the line.

I forget what happens yet again, but I crawl back into the room through the window from the line, and I walk out of the building. It's suddenly daylight, and I start walkin' down some street with a bridge over it for a train or something, and there's graffiti all over the walls, and these two chicks from my class show up rollerblading. They ask me questions, like am I going somewhere. I had this sort of fear like I was lost, and wanted to leave, which usually happens in most of my dreams near the end. :o

Durrr... what does that mean? :confused:

[sweetcindy00987]

:cyclops: :up:
I've always been interested letting a zombie make love to me. Its been one of my dark fantasies for a long time. My crazy friend in Lousiana says she actually experienced zombie sex and that its incredible!

[FunBobPants]

i had a dream that a bird attacked me in Wal-Mart. whats it mean?

[Abaddon]

You have low expectations.

[Cаrter]

I dreamed that I was "House" the other night.

[Cyclops]

I dreamt that this guy turned his brother into a giant talking spider and then went around looking for the perfect girlfriend for his brother. What the **** does that mean?

[TEDDY]

Ok, well... I'm on a beach relaxing when a dark shady individual decides to build a sand castle too close to the sea. I warn him, but of course he doesn't listen. Wave comes in, *swoosh* castle is history. Figure grows 2 stories and threatens to burn my seams as well as consume my stuffing. And then **** starts to get really crazy... but I usually wake up before it starts to go down.

[gap5ewl]

you know, it's impossible for someone to interpret someone elses dreams since all dreams (even if they're similar) all have different meanings for the person.

[Vilya]

I sometimes dream of creepy crawlies like spiders, centipedes, worms biting me or crawling on my skin. Once dreampt i was standing in a dark forrest where when i looked up, instead of leaves on the trees it was totally covered with like a billion cob webs and inhabited by millions of spiders. :wow:

[Vilya]

where's Wombat? :o

[ImTheWombat]

Here I am.

[Shemtov]

The following dream was interprated by HoneyVibe, but I want too see what your veiw would be:

In the dream, I lived in an alternate version of the Marvel Universe and mostly
everybody in My synagogue was a mutant. We were an Auxilliry group of the X-men called "binei haex" (children of the X in hebrew). I had Super-speed. One day Prof. X. called on me, a freind with teleporting powers, a freind with power absorbtion, and a freind with Empathy to fight a mutant with the ability to split himself ino parts and to emit slime from his body.
Just a power Fantasy or something more?


Also one that HV refused to interpret (?):
So there was this lady in my old neighborhood who chases me if i got in even five feet of her children and accuses me of beating them up and molesting them even if there are 10 witneses who say "no he didn't she will keep to her belief and even called the police. However, she hasn't bothered me in months.
Now, one night I had a dream that i was walking past her house and i tripped over my own 2 feet onto one of her kids- but it relly wasn't her kid. A neighbor of hers- who in real life isn't really her neighbor rushed out and told me not to worry that she had seen everything and she knew I was innocent. I said to her that I was afraid of the crazy woman, and she might beat me. However, I have a freind who I'll get for backup so I went to that freind and I started to gush about how in retrospect i did it on purpose to get revenge and that if she presses charges i deserve it. My freind assured me that i was convincing myself of something that didn't happen happened. So we stepped outside and I was back in a school I once attended. I was in front of the bathroom and there was a trough full of comics and i began to sort thru them. Then I saw a laptop and my freind told me he wanted to show me a video on youtube. so i watched this video about mutant ducks that walked backwords. I can't remember exactly what happened after that, but I think I was in a void and an old man waS QUIZZING and teaching me

[Majic Walrus]

You had me at "everybody in My synagogue was a mutant."