Tivo the Hype (Back from the Dead)

[masteryoda]

Originally posted by SpiderBallz
Stup smylen lik a FOOL, Fooleo. :bomb:


Originally posted by Themanofbat
... do you shave your genitals?

I figure since there is a poll on genital piercings around here, then this will be ok, unless you guys screw it up with all kinds of stupid posts.

Anyway, I do shave my testicles every other day and keep my pubic hair trimmed to about 1/4" in length. Keeps it clean looking, which, so I'm told, is greatly appreciated by the better half. ;)

So, yes or no, do you?

:)

Originally posted by scaredy cat
so this guy themanofbat thing pulls rank on us '25 and younger' crowd and holds no reservations when telling us what we can't get because we're too young. so not only his this guy an idiot but he's an old idiot at that who probaly votes but considering his pretenciousness i wouldnt be surprised if he's from florida and voted for saddam hussein.
i dislike people who think they better our lives for simply being there. this guy is a pretencious prick with absolutely no regard for anyone under '25 or younger'. "no worries, friend, one day you will be like me and knowitall." :rolleyes:

Originally posted by Jakesteraholic
Yeah. And without sodomy jokes so many humorous observations would be impossible. For instance, wouldn't it be ironic to see a midget humping a whale? A blue whale, too, not one of those cop-out killer whales. They're tools. :mad: I mean, who wouldn't laugh at that? If I saw a midget whale-humping I would go for the camcorder and mark a spot on the calendar for my visit to America's Funniest Home Videos.

Originally posted by Ben Urich
The state looks down on sodomy....

Originally posted by Themanofbat
"YODACABANA" as sung by the Themanofbat

Originally performed By Barry Manilow as "COPACABANA"


His name was Yoda, he was a jedi
With green skin & little hair, and a burlap sack cut down to there
He would speak english, and it was broken
But while he posted at the Hype,
Capital letters he'd never type
And in every thread, there was something said
And he would flirt with CTOAN
It was like they were wed

Oh, it's Yoda (Yo) and CTOAN,
The loyal couple who ain't straying,
HEY, it's Yoda (Yo) and CTOAN,
Posting and passion were always their fashion
At the Hype.......they fell in love.

His name was forevershiningknight. He was a moron.
He was scrolling through the threads, he saw Yoda posting again
And when Yoda finished, fsk PM'ed him,
But fsk went a bit to far,
And CTOAN Ppfft'ed from afar
And then the posting flew, gods were torn in two
There were :rolleyes: 's and a bunch of insults
But just who went boo hoo?

Oh, it's Yoda (Yo) and CTOAN,
The loyal couple who ain't straying,
HEY, it's Yoda (Yo) and CTOAN,
Posting and passion were always their fashion
At the Hype.......he lost his love.


Yoda... masteryoda... posting and passion... always in fashion...

His name was Yoda, he was a hero,
But that was 5000 posts ago, now his title really blows.
But he keeps posting, and missing CTOAN,
Still in that sac he's always had,
Banning fsk made him glad.
Now he sits there so sublime, but he drinks himself half-blind.
He lost his Cujo and he lost his CTOAN,
And now he's lost his mind!

Oh, it's Yoda (Yo) and CTOAN,
The loyal couple who ain't straying,
HEY, it's Yoda (Yo) and CTOAN,
Posting and passion were always their fashion
At the Hype.......don't fall in love.
....don't fall in love.
....don't fall in love.
....don't fall in love.

;) :) :D :p

Originally posted by Lestat de Lioncourt
We are currently deciding on a new name for the city was have made to be the setting for the newly re-vamped Hype! RPG. We need your opinion since this may involve you. Please vote, and don't forget to visit Hype! RPG!

Originally posted by Mindworm
I'm sick of keeping this to myself.I just completed a reply to Gambit and this is what it said : He basically said that I had the same IP address as Forevershiningknight.There is a reason for this : FSK is my brother. Why didnt I tell everyone to begin with ? Perhaps I was ashamed of the way he acted when he was a member,or perhaps I just wanted to forget it,or maybe I just didnt want his name being dragged through the mud.He's been through too much already.Let me explain : Forevershiningknight's real name is James.My real name is Lee.We are both er,preachy because we were both raised Southern Baptist in Fayetteville,NC.I am now non denominational while James is still a Southern Baptist.Believe it or not,I was always the shy one,while James was what you would call " boisterous ".They always said he'd be a politician or a preacher,unfortunately he didnt do either.I would tell you a short story about his life but thats not what you wish to read - this is : James was fine up until the day he took a job as a service technician ( a mechanic ).Last September James was working on a Freightliner and slipped and fell,breaking his back.Needless to say this messed him up rather bad.He didnt get Workman's Compensation for practically forever and ended up losing his apartment,car,lost his girlfriend,etc.Why did he lose his vehicle and his apartment?.....because he never told me or my family until the day he got evicted he hadnt been getting his back pay.That's pride for you.I dont know why he lost Amanda,he wouldnt say.Being in pain made James rather cranky so I volunteered for him to stay at my place while he waited for his personal injury lawyer ( a friend of mine) to get him to another doctor and get the company to give him his back pay.......( He was going to stay at our parents but I didnt think they could deal with him in this condition. ) Everything was fine for a while but the medicine and the pain started making him severely moody.Apparently during this time he posted on this website ( and according to Gambit at least one other ) and drove everyone nuts.He drove me nuts around here too,but you'll put up with a lot from your sibling.I didnt get to really read his posts but if they swung back and forth like a pendulum ( just as he did thanks to the pain and the drugs ) they must have been something to read.He spent a lot of time on the computer because,to tell you the truth,thats all he could do,well,that,and watch television.( He broke the L-5 region in his lower back. ) James stayed here up until he finally got his back pay ( and surgery ) and paid the back rent on his apartment.A while back I called him and talked to him.I told him everyone thought he was me and that he simply needed to come on here and straighten this mess out.Oh,he came on here alright,pissed off more people and was banned the same day.After that incident I called him back and we had a pretty bad arguement. .I want you people to know that although he was moody he's really not to blame.He's a good Christian Man thats just fallen on bad times and he couldnt deal with it. My sin is that I couldnt bring myself to tell all of you.....for one thing I didnt think you'd believe me, and for another, I would rather take the blame and be called " FSK " than hear him rediculed again.The thing is I dont like keeping secrets.Thats not what you do when you respect people.Thats not what a Christian does.Thats not what I want to do either.So Im asking you people to forgive me for not coming clean about James.I just love him to death and I'm a wee bit over protective of him,( After all he is my little brother )even if he is a bit " over emotional " at times. After all he's been through ( and Im not excusing his behavior ) could you honestly say you wouldnt be a bit angry ? Well, thats all I have to say on this matter.If you have any comments or questions,fire away.If you wish to call me an ass thats okay too..I deserve it. As far as the posts,I'll get to all of them sooner or later. ---- Mindworm

[masteryoda]

Originally posted by Jakesteraholic
So I was at work today (a grocery store). At some point during the day I carried out some lady's groceries for her. There were plenty, too. I followed her out to her vehicle and put them in her trunk, closed it, and said "Thank you" (as is custom for a person with my job to do). I got no response. She stiffed me on a thank-you-back. This really gets on my nerves. I carry out 60 lbs of groceries and the b**** doesn't give me a thank-you back. :mad:

Then I get combo'ed. I have never been combo'ed on before and it is quite frustrating, let me tell you. I carried out some 60 year old or so woman's groceries. She said "You can put 'em in the backseat." She then opens the front door and sits down. Hey, stupid whore, my hands are full of groceries. You're supposed to open the door for me! So anyway I manage to somehow pry open the door with my pinky and I put the groceries in. I say "thank you." She then proceeds to close the driver side door on me and start her car. MEAN COMBO. Oh man did that piss me off. I was thisclose to just giving up on politeness. But I went on.

Later, I am putting some items on the shelves. I have my back to the aisle (as I am looking at the shelf) and I get bumped into. I turn around and it's this old woman. She glances at me and I look at her, and there's this awkward pause. I finally say "excuse me". She says "mmm hmm".

Dammit! :mad: She refused to say "excuse me" when she was clearly at fault, and then she has the gall to accept my fake and unjust "excuse me"? B****! I wasn't at fault, why should I be the one to say excuse me? She bumped into me while I wasn't looking! I mean I just wanted her to do the basic courtesy ingrained in every human being on earth! It's not like I was shooting for a mutual excuse-me. Where both people say "excuse me" at the same time. That's the filet mignon of excuse-mes. I wasn't greedy, I didn't want that. Those are hard to obtain anyway. I just wanted a simple excuse-me on her part. Then I would say, "oh that's all right, no harm done" or something and everything would be good. But no. What kind of person turns and excuse-me around on another person? That's sick. That kind of person should be locked away from society. Locked away for years and knocked down on her old-womany ass for the rest of her life and then forced to give an excuse-me to the guard who pushed her down. It's only right. :mad:

In conclusion, I have given up on proper grocery store etiquette.

Originally posted by Blight
ok I'll give you another one<br /><br />so one time me and my friend were driving around town and we saw this guy driving a red car and my friend yelled at him and he was like hey dood you have a red car and the guy was like yeah and so my friend was like cool and the guy was like yeah and then the light turned green and we both went our seperate ways and then my friend dropped me off and I went home.

Originally posted by masteryoda
http://www.jumptheshark.com/artwork/tedmcginley.jpg
Please remove it before it begins to swell....

http://www.garysandy.com/album/gs07-awt.jpg
if you don't touch my hair I won't kiss your ding ding
http://www.jumptheshark.com/kevinarnold.gif
Judge reinhold played my dad so piss off loser!
http://www.sitcomsonline.com/rwilliamspdawber.jpg
Yeah I did her...Twice!
http://www.jumptheshark.com/xsl.jpg
And that's when the C.H.U.Ds came after me....

[E. Bison]

http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/Hilaryphone.jpg

[masteryoda]

Originally posted by S.I.G.
I've warned you for years that I would do it, dammit.

http://bobobriggs.homestead.com/files/hype/gramma.jpg

Originally posted by Lackey
You have to see it to believe it...

http://www.peeingmexicans.com/

Originally posted by Zen
People i have a hard time not poking with a stick:

SquattinggobinHiddenspamcakes: sent me straight to a sight that locked up my computer with pop-ups while i was working on my final thesis paper for college. i got an F in that class... thanks alot kaka.

whoever that guy is the with "sketch master" picture, he looks... odd, scary... always writing stories about jailbait, including me in them- crushing any creativity he had left.

MarvelMovies: I really didnt appreciate all those mal-natured PM's you sent me for our first argument over whatever the hell we were arguing over... i thought "your moma" jokes went out in the 90's... do you own a members only jacket as well?

Zenien: they say immatation is the sincerist form of flattery... well if i could spell correctly maybe id be smart enough to read that cliche... however im miffed, and not so much about her name... but our extreme bi-polar views on gaming... and shes a girl... wich threw me for a loop, whatever the hell that means.

Masteryoda: .............Wait

I like him http://www.perjuries.com/bbs/images/smiles/inlove.gif

Scarlet spidey... whatever hgis name is now: we never finished that boxing fight from way back in the day.... you chickened out. Chicken.


The Spawn: To be outlined in rap batter savant thread. Yay.

tukiluka: Renegged on my ebay transaction with him and a certain lifesize latex receptacle. And an oven mitt.

Evolution: Seems your RPG charachter and mine are never going to meet... which is a good thing, i'd prolly dig out a big troll-booger and flick it at you... the resulting disease

MonkeyPox.

Ryoko: another PM debacle with this one... Brushfire PM's me all in a hurry! to give my aim name.... AANNNnd THeNNNN

Doesnt utilize the damn service, what angle you playing bobbit? Fricken elven space pirates.

LucidParody: Yer board sucks, G. send me a pizza.

Malice: Took all my fantasy football playars and traded them with him and two other people... only gave me back my bench and 2 starters, ive had to build from the ground up... damn you malice.

And i dont like HWD, but im not at liberty to tell you why... they said i cant.

i spell like i smell and i rap like a gazelle




:( :( :mad:

Originally posted by fred
Can you speak Japanese?

:confused: :D

Originally posted by Zen
Hello Nubians of the Hype... what now stands before you is a contemporary picturew of oneness.. been posted before, and ostracized for jailbait qualities but the fact still remains i wouldnt be here without dear old Wonder Woman..l. (http://www.spoil-sports.com/WonderWoman.htm)

I would like ot thank...
mastyoda and SIG
Dew
DragonFire and imortal Fire for extingguishing each other...
Chamber and Tastey humans for making love to each other
Zen and dew for conceiving a child
Evoution and lucid for Also conceiving a child...
and those 2 chikdren like bam bam and pebbles had a child named "Themanofbat" who beat on the next door neighbors kid named mindworm... sooon however... mindworm called upond the will of god and nothing happened...

Back to sqaure one....


I think ryoko and Dew are the high elder matriarchs

Originally posted by Tukiluka
Teh. Teh teh teh teh teh teh teh teh teh, teh.

What teh hell is with this word? Is it something you crazy teenagers with yer fast cars and loud music call a fad? I guess it's okay, but when I see people older than 20 using it...it makes me think of one word: POSER. Worse yet...Wannabe poser, which is like a step over poser. You can't even be a poser. You are a wannabe poser.

I've seen the "teh" spread like wildfire across these boards. You people are using "teh" in your regular lives aren't you? You are saying "teh" at school. Ridiculous.

Originality and trendsetting does not come by using "teh". Wanna be a trendsetter? Speak proper ****ing english!:mad:

Originally posted by Rambo, John J
My urine smells like smoke. What the hell is that about?

[masteryoda]

Originally posted by Zen
http://www.impressionsonhold.com/New/newsletter/p3weirdguy.jpg How about we use our heads next time!!



The streets will flow with the blood of the unbeliever!!
http://sigsong.homestead.com/files/board/sigisjeebus.jpg

Originally posted by The Flood
i was kind enough to ask u if you wanted my pic and you didnt even answer.Women want attention dude they do,,,believe me.So sad because i was gonna give you the special one:rolleyes: and i mean special

Originally posted by forevershiningknight
Well I made it off the chair.Too bad when I went to the bathroom I almost fell in the ****ing toliet ! You have no idea how hard it is to pee when your legs feel like stilts :mad: I think ill call my doctor in three hours and cuss his ass out.....this is getting pathetic ....:mad:

Originally posted by BuddyLuka
The Matrix is most certainly the greatest movie ever made. Citizen Kane gets that moniker because some guy put a camera in a hole? WTF? The Matrix is easily the most revolutionary film made. Look at all the copy catting that's gone on since then. Everything from Spider-Man to X-Men to Shrek used some aspect of that marvelous film. The story is also completely original, for the screen at least. Two parts Jesus, one part Alice in Wonderland. The metaphor of Cipher being Judas, Morphius being John the Baptist, Trinity being Mary Magdalene, and of course Neo being Jesus is a wonderful treatment of a 2000 year old story. The fil also inspires hope against the technological vaccume we all feel ourselves getting sucked into. If we choose to rebel against technology, no matter how bleak our rebellion may seem at times, we as humans are indeed superior, and therefore can triumph if we will it to happen.

All of these themes layered throughout a magnificently detailed story, and the truely groundbreaking direction of the Wachowski Brothers truely places The Matrix at the top of the cinematic world.

Originally posted by PALADIN
BuddyLuka
Good Guy
Registered: May 2003
Posts: 341

Who's Your Daddy?
You and I know the truth. You're a king of children Paladin...quite literally. You know you are old and wiser than most of these kids...but when you start to take yourself seriously? Well that's just sad, man. Of course you are "smarter" than a bunch of 13 year old kids who love comic books and hero's, and your rants agaisnt me, met by the applause of children are fine. But don't forget (I don't think you do), that you are actually quite mediocre in much of your "brilliant" observations on the Hype.

And on top of that, you're a major prick when you don't need to be.

Don't respond to this if it's going to more of what you just got done posting. Your juvenile audience cannot make you look witty in private.

__________________

Frankly,if I were you people reading this,I`ld be insulted that this clown has relegated you all to "13 year olds" who cannot recognize an agenda when they see one.

SPARKY,I told you once....It`s JUST a message board.
You`re WAAAY too invested in it.

;)

Originally posted by Blight
Dear Mindworm,

I'm sorry I did not write earlier. I was very busy. I hope you're glad to know I cut pizza out of my diet. I hope you make some more oatmeal one day. It clears out the arteries.


Your still very hopeful friend,

Blight

[Corinthian™]

you had to ruin it Bison..


Originally posted by Immortalfire
*Immortalfire and Hyper are hangin' around drinkin some Bud when 'Fire decides to go pick up some chicks. He raised his hand to summon the Eternal Flame......*

Immortalfire: Dood, where's my Eternal Flame?

Hyper: **** you 'Fire, I didn't take your Flame I ain't no punk teen thief, i'm the King of Cool ya know? :mad:

Immortalfire: Dood chill.

Hyper: Sweet.

Immortalfire: Dood I guess we gotta take Cyclops' Pathfinder or some such crap right?

Hyper: Let's go!

Both: Shimmy!

*they arrive at the carport, it is empty*

Immortalfire: Dood, where's the Pathfinder?

Hyper: Listen 'Fire! I didn't take the ****in Pathfinder, i'm a good guy so stop accusin me! :mad:

Immortalfire: Calm down dood.

Hyper: Yeah, whatever.

*so they hotwire Truthteller's car*

Immortalfire: Dood let's roll to the five & dime.

Hyper: Sweet! :D

*they cruise around and get rejected by the chicks*

MadamWeb, Comicgirl: Cool outfits, lame car.

Hyper: Dood no way! :eek:

*Blight enters*

Blight: Greetings gentlemen, if I may, I can tell you how to attract the desired attention of yonder fair maidens. :)

Immortalfire: Dood, what in the....

Blight: I can also offer you delightful choices of culinary delights should you desire to take the ladies out for the consumption of nutritional bio-matter.

Hyper: Huh?

*m0dr0cker enters*

m0dr0cker: Blight my friend, fancy meeting you here.

Blight: Good day m0d, I was just telling these gentlemen how to impress members of the female gender.

m0dr0cker: A non-displeasing chore no doubt. :)

Blight: Indeed.

*Truthteller enters*

Truthteller: Yo homos! Where the **** is my car?!

Immortalfire: Dood, Hyper made me hotwire it!

Hyper: Maybe, but dood where's Cykes' Pathfinder?

Truthteller: I had to use it to pay off my crime boss.

Immortalfire: Shimmy!

Truthteller: Why is Hyper hangin 'round this Hellhole when he knowz T is gonna beat his brains out! :mad:

*Hyper runs, Truthteller pursues*

Blight: I have been informed that a newbie wants to talk to us.

m0dr0cker: Ah, I adore the newbies. I'm encouraged to go to the Hype! because a newbie may be there.

Blight: Agreed my friend.

*they go to the Hype!*

Immortalfire: Dood, where's the newbies?

Doggett: I have DESTROYED THEM!!!! FOR I AM EVIL!!!!!!!!!

Blight: My goodness! I always thought Doggett was a kind, rather sensible soul.

m0dr0cker: It seems that we all were decieved.

Blight: It would appear so.

Greengoblin: I say, care to join me for a spot of tea? :)

Immortalfire: Dood shut up. Dog-boy's gone zany ya know?

Doggett: I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad: And, with the help of my assistant ChopSuey!

Greengoblin: Jolly good ole boy!

ChopSuey: Uh............um...............do what now?

m0dr0cker: Perhaps we should retreat, and think this over rather thourghly.

Blight: I must insist that m0d is correct.

m0dr0cker: You anticipated something less?

*they chuckle lightly*

Immortalfire: Dood, never mind the retreats, letz git outta here!


Originally posted by Blight
There will be no more Dood comics. Because everyone keeps getting banned or stops coming to the Hype :mad:
Originally posted by Godzilla
You are all invited to a Superhero Hype wedding.

Groom-Godzilla
Bride-Godzilla2000
Minister-Blight
Best man-Amazing Spider-Man
Maid of Honor-Dew
Ring bearer-SIG
Bride's Maids-GunBlade, Ditto, Webmistress
Flower Girl-Rogue
Usher-Spider-Fett
Guests-Everyone at the Hype!

(Godzilla is getting ready for his big day, his wedding to Godzilla2000. He is tying his bowtie when Spider-Fett, SIG, Blight, and Amazing Spider-Man walk in)

Spider-Fett: The minister arrived.

Godzilla: Well, where is he.

Spider-Fett: I sorta threw him out.

Godzilla: You WHAT?

Spider-Fett: Well, he was asking for an alter boy until the wedding started.

Godzilla: Ew.

Amazing Spider-Man: It's OK, G! Blight here is a minister too!

Blight: Sure am. Signed up over the internet a year ago.

Godzilla: Well, as long as we have a minister, even if it is Blight...

Blight: :mad: :o :confused:

Godzilla: ...We should be fine. SIG, you got the rings?

SIG: Yeah. Parked them right next to the building. LucidParody is watching over them.

Amazing Spider-Man: Wait...you trusted Lucid?

SIG: Yeah I...oh *****! (runs to the window) Lucid! Bring those back!

(Meanwhile in Godzilla2000's room, Godzilla2000 is trying on her wedding dress with Dew, GunBlade, Ditto, and Webmistress.)

Dew: I can't believe it.

Godzilla2000: What? A wedding at the Hype?

Dew: Well, that and the fact that even a giant lizard gets married before me.

Ditto: Cheer up Dew. Your day will come.

Dew: That's what my dad said...15 years ago.

(Malice walks in)

Malice: You gals ready? We're about to start.

GunBlade: We're coming.

(at the alter, the wedding is about to start. Godzilla is standing next to Blight who is on top of a very tall building preparing to start, the Bride's Maids and the Rogue the flower girl walk down the path. Rogue is dropping flower pedals and when she is halfway down, she throws the basket at ImmortalFire)

ImmortalFire: Ow! WTF?

Rogue: Bullseye!

(Rogue runs like hell. Bride music starts playing, the ground shakes as Godzilla2000 marches down the path. She is holding Mirko in her hand, for Mirko is giving the bride away. She approaches the minister and lets Mirko go. Mirko walks to the side and pinches Webmistress' butt. Webmistress slaps him)

Blight: Dearly beloved, we are gathered her...I can't do this under these cicumstances!

Everyone: What?

Blight: Ya heard me!

(Masteryoda runs up to the building Blight is standing on)

Masteryoda: Hey Blight! (he pulls out a bottle of alcohol throws it super high to the top of the building)

Blight: Thanks! (he chugs it down) OK, I'm ready now. Dearly beloved, we are gathered her today to join these...um...gaint mutated superlizards in holy matrimony...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnd...( skips a few pages) Do you, Godzilla, take whatsherface here...

Godzilla2000: It's Godzilla2000.

Blight: Who? Him?

Godzilla2000: No. Me.

Blight: Oh. Do you, Godzilla, take Godzilla2000 to have, hold, and all that crap until death do you part?

Godzilla: I do.

Blight: Same to you, names reversed.

Godzilla2000: I do.

Blight: If anyone has something to b*tch about these two, say it now or shut the hell up.

Mindworm: Yeah! I do! Weddings are for people you morons! These two can't get married!

(Spider-Fett shoots himn with his gun)

Spider-Fett: I've been wanting to do that for a long time.

Blight: OK, anything else?

The Batman: Yeah! Why the hell did you pick Amazing Spider-Man to be your best man instead of me?

Godzilla: Well, he's cool and I don't really like you.

The Batman: Oh yeah, that's more proof that you guys kiss Spider-Man's ass.

Spider-Fett: Should I?

Amazing Spider-Man: No, let me. (Amazing Spider-Man and The Batman get into a huge fight and of course Amazing Spider-Man wins) OK, time to find out who you really are. (Amazing Spider-Man takes off The Batman's mask to relveal a 6 year old kid) I knew it.

The Batman: I know I look young but I'm really 30. I just age slow. And I'm a teacher. Let's not forget teacher.

Godzilla: Yeah, I'm sure you go to school, just not to teach. Fett, throw him out.

(Spider-Fett takes The Batman and throws him out)

Blight: Let's move on. Where's the rings?

Godzilla: Dude, where's the rings?

Amazing Spider-Man: Where's the rings, dude?

Godzilla: Dude, where's the rings?

Amazing Spider-Man: Where's the rings, dude?

Godzilla: Dude, where's the rings?

Amazing Spider-Man: Where's the rings, dude?

Godzilla: Dude, where's the rings?

Amazing Spider-Man: Where's the rings, dude?

Godzilla: Dude, where's the rings?

Amazing Spider-Man: Where's the rings, dude?

Godzilla: SIG! Where are the damn rings.

SIG: Oh, I forgot. I'll be back!

(5 minutes later, SIG is rolling up the biggest damn ring you'll ever see)

SIG: ASM, hold this. I'm going for the other.

Amazing Spider-Man: Damn! This thing is heavy G!

(5 minutes later SIG returns with the other ring, the rings are exchanged and the wedding moves on)

Blight: Now, by the power invested in me by minister-for-free.com, Dood, you're the king and dood, you're the queen. You may kiss the bride.

(Godzilla and Godzilla2000 kiss each other. The guests cheer)

the_ultimate_evil: Way to go G!

MrJabroni: You da lizard G!

Superman: Big G is gettin' some tonight!

(Amazing Spider-Man, SIG, and Masteryoda still staring at the newlyweds)

Amazing Spider-Man: Now I've seen everything.

SIG: Not quite. Ever wondered what it's like when two Godzilla's have sex? Think of it, mountains will crumble, cities will fall,...

Amazing Spider-Man: Please, no more.

Masteryoda: That so turned me on...

(they stare at Masteryoda)

TIME FOR THE WEDDING PARTY EVERYONE!

[Jakesteraholic]

Great thread idea.

Originally posted by Jakesteraholic
If the center of the Target logo was a hole instead of a dot I think I'd stick my dick in it.
Originally posted by CantThinkOfAName
too bad wal mart doesnt have any sort of orifice or surface one could stick their penis in or carress their penis against:(

Originally posted by GunBlade1
CTOAN says i will never win an award:( ..
Piss on you, cock face:o :)

Originally posted by Jakesteraholic
That kid is so ugly I would starve him to death, then tie him to a tree and let him be whored out on the honor system to passersby who leave their money in a hole in the tree.

Originally posted by CantThinkOfAName
mmmmmmmm anus!

Originally posted by kritic
In the butt.

Originally posted by masteryoda
Civil rights for animals with big balls is the last great issue facing the country.


I couldn't find this quote of Lackey's where he said he put barbeque sauce on his dick and let his dog lick it off.:D :(

[Shyair]

Originally posted by Zen
shyair...shyair...
moma! he touched me down there!
he beds them all and yells through the halls
so that we all can hear!

Shyair... shyair
hes words like jelly in my hair!
and abercrombie and fitch underwear!
anything to get that booty in my chair, i bend and bow to the great shyair!

[Corinthian™]

word Shyair...

[Shyair]

Originally posted by Corinthian
word Shyair...


Originally posted by Shyair
http://img23.photobucket.com/albums/v69/Shyair/word.jpg

[Corinthian™]

lol:D

[Lackey]

Originally posted by Jakesteraholic

I couldn't find this quote of Lackey's where he said he put barbeque sauce on his dick and let his dog lick it off.:D :(



I never said such a thing, you have no proof :mad:

[Lackey]

Originally posted by Lackey
...stand up for your right to pee standing up!


www.magic-cone.com


finally, gender equality has been reached. You can do everything men can do... even write your name in the snow. :)

[Superman]

:confused:

[PLAS]

nobody quoted me :(

[Tukiluka]

Originally posted by PLAS
nobody quoted me :(

There ya go. :)

[PLAS]

:)

[Evolution]

Originally posted by Evolution

The Wisdom of Blight

"What's yer problem?Don't you have a spider to have sex with?"

"Maybe you should stop eating TheAlmightyFuzz's ass."

"I think your bro is asking for an ass ****ing, toilet mopper."

"Just don't sell the bug to a pimp. They'll screw you out of at least $20."

"Stab that sucka' with a fork and fillet him."

"They should grow vegetables with eyes so they can watch me eat their tender flesh."

"Yeah, I was trying to be nice. Three months later I find out she was a total whore."

"Last night I had the urge to sit in my bathtub and drink a 40 oz."

"Poster most deserving of a giant monkey named Hank: PLAS."

"I'm so confused...I wish my name was Turkey."

"Jesus will pee on you all...given the chance..."

"Hobos = Canadians. Chicago is full of them. They're like the plague, only they cause more cancerous lesions on the skin."

"Remember kids, don't poop yourself in Sunday school. God will punish you."

"I typed 'poopy' into the hype search engine and found this..."

"Fook polls!!!"

"Newbie dumbasses like yourself won't understand."

" YOU'RE A GODDAMN STUPID NEWBIE!!! HERE'S AN IDEA: SHUT YOUR STUPID MOUTH!!!"

"Two women touching each other. Brings tears of joy to my eyes."

"The sad part is that Yoda was the best actor...but he wasn't even real."

""

"hahahahahaha dood you're the king ahahahhahaahha "

"I'm not letting those high quality drugs go to waste."

"hahahahahahaha...BRILLIANT!!!! ..."

"GO TO SCHOOL!!!!!"

"All those ****ty teeny bopper singers need a good spankin'."

"once again...please stop touching yourselves."

"I would have the decency to give you a beer before I killed you, though."

"Beauty? How is this defined? By the amount of moles a person has? But what happens if one of the moles is named Sara and burrows her way into the center of the ocean, where she meets a tired turtle name teddy, who cannot see anything but the dancing night colors on black boxes in which time is created and destroyed, then resurrected only to be worshipped among the indiginous people of a place that has no name."

"No, the anger comes mainly from lack of booze, beautiful women, and the beach. Also, I have lovehandles."

"DRINK BOOZE!!!!"

"When I asked you to send me a Swedish girl, I didn't mean your mom!!!"

"Just remember: Don't poop yourself."

"No, it's another scheduled outbreak of herpes."

"I'm going to sue the internet."

"Jerry Falwell touches himself at night."

"I hope you get cancer and die."

"Naw, I have not hit the hash pipe in many months. Nor do I plan to. Booze, however, is a different story..."

"The institution of marriage is a bunch of BS."

"I will go to wherever there is free booze ."

"I told you, I love you like I love a small monkey."

"GODDAMMIT HYPER I COULD SMELL YOUR THROUGH MY ****ING COMPUTER!!! NOW TAKE A ****ING SHOWER!!!!!!!"

"I will eat both your cats. Perhaps with some boiled celery and steamed carrots, with a side of mashed potatoes. I may even eat your cats a la mode, if the mood suits me."

"well I have decided to take my own life. goodbye."

"I sauteed them in butter and feasted upon their tender flesh."

"I shoot up on drugs."

"I'm a goat."

"I glow in the dark! wwwwwwwwwooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!"

"I shall repeat once again. I HAVE A BIG HEAD."

"hahahaahahaa hahaahahah you brits are such dorks!"

"man, that guy was an idiot. thank god he's gone."



Originally posted by m0dr0cker

I just realized that I go above and beyond to be extra-mean, insensitive, and generally cruel to newbie losers such as ChopSuey.

Does anyone else feel kind of guilty about acting the same way? I mean, I feel guilty, but not guilty enough to stop.

Originally posted by m0dr0cker

By the way, I don't think paying 50 bucks for a mail-order psychology degree constitutes knowing what the f**k you're talking about.

[Danalys]

blight is messed up it seems

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by Evolution
Dude, you think this is about a high school popularity contest? Hell, I know Bison is more "popular" than I am, but look at his audience. Just look at them. You included.

I mean, it's like a piece of dog **** in a world full of flies. You put a solid brick of gold right next to it and the flies will still fly to the ****. Game Over! :o

[Jack Rabbit]

Originally posted by ph27home
blight is messed up it seems

Blight was GOD.:o

[Evolution]

Originally posted by Killa Pooh Bear
Game Over! :o

That was a good one. :o

[PLAS]

Originally posted by masteryoda
it's pretty simple. post here and i'll insult you.


Originally posted by CantThinkOfAName
I get along with yoda's mom. Almost every night :)



Originally posted by S.I.G.
Pffft. I would whip Masteryoda's arse with his own stinky robe




Originally posted by Max Shrek
I'm the Boogeyman. I like to dance :)



Originally posted by Mr Sinister
Asian women sing good, but men not so good



Originally posted by PLAS
Anni diFranco is my lovesalve...but she doesn't know that

[suicideking15]

this is a very odd thread

[Jakesteraholic]

"They should grow vegetables with eyes so they can watch me eat their tender flesh."

That's my favorite thing ever posted on the hype.:D

[The Spawn]

What is the purpose of this thread?

[Compi716]

http://www.dluxz.dk/owned.jpg

[Captain Bryan]

Originally posted by The Spawn
What is the purpose of this thread? Nostalga.

[The Spawn]

With no dates?

[Jakesteraholic]

Originally posted by The Spawn
What is the purpose of this thread?
Tivoing the hype. You go grab posts you would've tivoed if you had a hype tivo. :confused:

[The Spawn]

A message board is basically a Tivo.

[Jakesteraholic]

Originally posted by The Spawn
A message board is basically a Tivo.
You basically suck cock.:mad:

[The Spawn]

I can counter that statement easily.

[Jakesteraholic]

Yeah I can get your mom on the counter easily.:rolleyes:

[The Spawn]

My previous statement was from your point of view.

[Jakesteraholic]

Originally posted by The Spawn
My previous statement was from your point of view.
Yeah well my previous statement suggested I do your mom in your kitchen.

[Phoney Bone]

Hmmmmm, some give a memorable qoute from me.


And not this one. I won't be fooled!

[The Spawn]

You never really did specify whose counter would be used.

[masteryoda]

Originally posted by The Spawn
What is the purpose of this thread?

So we can enjoy the fun and greatness of the Hype without having to skip over all the crap E.Bison and others force down our throats. Either contribute to the thread of piss off. I don't have time to dumb it down for you anymore.

[masteryoda]

Originally posted by Evolution
That was a good one. :o

One of the best. :)

[The Spawn]

Sigh, this is so pathetic. I'm not going to contribute, I'm going to watch.

[Lackey]

Originally posted by SpiderBallz
im so sik of bibl ****. no ofince nebody but my grama jist taks it to far.i hav to go to chuch in 8 howers an thin we go agin at nite.i hav to reed the bibl evree day 2.i just wana partee man.but my grama duzent want me 2 b lik my mom or sumfin an haf ta go 2 reheb al da tim.

yah werd dewz all ways heer. wel sumtims she kin be rood to me but shez kewl alot so i hop she cum bak soun.

[The Spawn]

WTF is that.

[masteryoda]

Originally posted by Lackey
Originally posted by SpiderBallz
im so sik of bibl ****. no ofince nebody but my grama jist taks it to far.i hav to go to chuch in 8 howers an thin we go agin at nite.i hav to reed the bibl evree day 2.i just wana partee man.but my grama duzent want me 2 b lik my mom or sumfin an haf ta go 2 reheb al da tim.

yah werd dewz all ways heer. wel sumtims she kin be rood to me but shez kewl alot so i hop she cum bak soun.

That has to be one of the best Ballz posts ever. :D

[Nick Kang]

best? I'd hate to see the others!

[The Spawn]

Good times....:


http://superherohype.com/forums/search.php?s=&action=showresults&searchid=507062

[Lackey]

Originally posted by S.I.G.
SIG vs. Godzilla!
By Spidey's Internal


One day, Godzilla thought to himself, "Why have I not challenged this cat named SIG? He's famous for his superpowers of wettness, his exquisite bug cuisine, and braggs about his wettness every chance he gets. Sounds like a perfect foe to Willem Dafoe all over!"
Thus began Godzilla's trek across the galaxy to a planet called "SIG". (A planet where sigs evolve from men)As Godzilla beamed down from the enterprise (He's good friends with Jean Luc Picard), SIG was a waitin with his wettness. But Godzilla had Huggies on. He had wettness protection!
Anyways, SIG began to blast Godzilla right off the bat! Godzilla just looked at him like he was joking. SIG began crying, "What the hell do you want from me! I'm a huge fan! I have all your movies on tape and/or DVD! Please Godzilla, Dont hurt me!" Godzilla then broke out his boombox, pressed play on the tape deck, and the album, "Please Hammer, dont hurt em" by MC Hammer began blasting away as Godzilla lifted his foot up the crush the "Mighty SIG".
He then killed the Mighty SIG.


The End


[ 06-29-2001: Message edited by: Spidey'sInternalGenitalia ]

[masteryoda]

Originally posted by Tukiluka
It just proves my point that old people should be exterminated as soon as possible. Kill'em by the bushel I say! :mad:


Although...I do wish more crazy old people would knock on my door. I'd turn the hose on them, hope for a slip and fall, and the inevitable death brought on from complications due to a broken hip. :o

[masteryoda]

Originally posted by Honey Vibe
Can someone show me a picture of Keith Richards?

[Lackey]

Originally posted by Jonny Suede
Yo yo chikka blah blah blah. Remember me? You think I'm an idiot, but then some think I'm foolin' and that I'm clever. But maybe I'm an idiot foolin' a select few in to thinking I'm clever when I'm really just a medium idiot. POW! Idiots.

Bam boom biggity. Where the hell is SIG? I love that guy. Seriously, I'd have his children. They'd be junkies, but I'd love them all the same.

[Lackey]

Originally posted by Jonny Suede
But it's so easy to just stay here and berate the morons for sadistic pleasure and make oneself feel better about one's own life.

Look at PALADIN.

meoooowwwww!

;)

[masteryoda]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
You know what would be cool on this board. If we could somehow see who was in the forum like in a chatroom maybe even with instant messaging options, then we could directly talk to another person, because the chat room here doesn't seem to work and we all usually end up ping-pong posting anyhoo!

Originally posted by Jonny Suede
Where did all the people go who weren't quite as despicable as the morons Im having to deal with here? Huh?

Originally posted by Jonny Suede
It's all a bit twatty if you ask me. And don't pretend you farking wouldn't, because you would. Because I'm me, and other people aren't.

Ya dig?

Tonk out!

[masteryoda]

Lackey and I both had Suede on our mind. :o

[Nick Kang]

Originally posted by spiderrasmon
know your role and eat my taint, hat-boy!!! :doom:

Originally posted by Paradoxium
Someone close the window, without sunlight she cannot taint no more :mad:

Originally posted by hippie_hunter
Mr.Furious don't taint Truthteller with your liberal hippy-like spawn.

And Evolution, for shame. Mr.Furious truly desires your body

Originally posted by spiderrasmon
EMT

Emergency Medical Technician
or
Eat my Taint!

Originally posted by [Faustinas]
taint Pronunciation Key (tnt)
v. taint·ed, taint·ing, taints
v. tr.
-To affect with or as if with a disease.
-To affect with decay or putrefaction; spoil. See Synonyms at contaminate.
-To corrupt morally.
-To affect with a tinge of something reprehensible.

hmm, that sounds fun :rolleyes:

[Nick Kang]

Originally posted by The Sperminator
Ruben just be sure not to keep going from fat to skinny like Luther Vandross. Pick one weight and stay with it homeboy.

Originally posted by Jackasscoley15
Ruben sucks. Foghat forever!!!

Originally posted by Ruben Studdard
you just mad because you can't sang.

Originally posted by JokerPsycho89
can you rewrite that in english please?

Originally posted by Clay Aiken!
Yes!

"I'm Clay Aiken;"
"Yes, I'm the real 'Aiken';"
"All you other 'Clay Aikens'"
"Are just im-itating"

"So won't the real "Clay Aiken'"
"Please stand up"
"Please stand up"
"Please stand up"

I JUST wrote that. :)

[masteryoda]

I didn't realise the word taint was used so much anymore. :confused:

[Tukiluka]

Originally posted by Jakesteraholic
You basically suck cock.:mad: This quote deserves instant Tivo. Hahahahahahahahaha. I love you Jake. :D

[Alf]

Originally posted by Lackey
l like that guy:o

[Nick Kang]

Originally posted by suicideking15
Wait there was a typo, I typed 60 and meant 06
:)

[Tukiluka]

Originally posted by Jay1/2Dub
How would you kill me Tuk?? :D :D

Originally posted by Blight
dood, smoke a joint. it'll mellow you out...:confused:

Originally posted by m0dr0cker
Hey m0d! Dude, I've been reading your ever-insightful posts and I must say, I am dually impressed with your intellect. I agree with you 100% on everything you say.

It's freaking uncanny, man, but it's like you and me are on the same wavelength. If I didn't know any better, I'd say the government cloned me in my sleep and raised my clone in order to kill me and replace me with a government drone.

(Hmm. . . .)

But anyway, just wanted to let you know I'm your biggest fan. Keep on rockin, dude.

Originally posted by masteryoda
not good.. vomit. world still spinning, bad taste in mouth still... hang over. no love for no one... x-mass party free alcohal.. and free foood they gave yoda money to drink. yoda hurting buit loving you. :confused:

Originally posted by Zen
He's a monkey though, its different from being a person. Then I thought, aint all that different, except monkeys don't **** up the world, do they? Thats the only difference, monkeys just get hard ons and eat bananas..

Originally posted by Harry Keogh
im not it was just the point that tikiula (however you spell his name) posted my pic everyway i posted... it pissed me off... i warned him. and the warning stands. so does the threat. which i inted to carry out.

[Alf]

hmmm


last one reminded me of this...not sure if it's postable anymore, but...

Originally posted by Tukiluka
Harry, let me apologize for using this pic...

http://jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu/~asn1/omar2.jpg

I took the joke a little too far, and I should have known when to call it quits. Never will this:

http://jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu/~asn1/omar2.jpg


...show up on these boards again, at least, I know I will never post this...

http://jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu/~asn1/omar2.jpg

...again. In my opinion, Blight is a jerk for posting this:

http://jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu/~asn1/omar2.jpg

...too! Again, let me reiterate how sorry I am for posting this:

http://jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu/~asn1/omar2.jpg

and know that I'll never post this:

http://jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu/~asn1/omar2.jpg

Again. Thank you for your time Harry, and Malice, no need in warning me, and I hope you don't ban me, I promise you will never see this:

http://jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu/~asn1/omar2.jpg

again. Sorry.

[masteryoda]

hee hee

Aw, now I wanna know what the threat was and if it was ever carried out.

Let me guess, the threat was that he would keep being an idiot?

[Phoney Bone]

Bwahahahahahahaha, that might have been the single most funny think ever on the Hype, Tuki.

[masteryoda]

Originally posted by S.I.G.
I know it can get pretty boring around here at times. OK, well....alot! But please, for the love of me, (Jeebus) no ABC games! They are the lowest of low, as far as bordom goes. Lets stick with the usual non sensical posting if we must be THAT bored. (brians topics come mind, as do mine. Readers games are MUCH better.) Mmmkay? Can we do that? For me? Your friendly neighborhood genitals? SIG. TV's SIG AKA Me.(Jeebus) Thank you, wont we? <img src="smile.gif" border="0">


Originally posted by Matt
you want nonsense? see my topic regaurding my "Cheating" in survivor <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

Originally posted by Reader
You're the best, Man-Thing. Really. :)

Originally posted by Reader
I miss the good old days when I started posting and it was a smaller...community. I mean, I don't have a problem with the people then vs. the people now, it's just...people posted slower and not as much and you got to know them better because there were only a few regulars. Now it's all big and there's a new thread every second. I can't really keep up or get back into the 'clique' of posters like I used to be. I really don't know why I'm still here...oh yeah, they told me I have to moderate fan fiction...which I like reading through everyday. :) But today's Community Forum can kiss my ass. Sucks.

Originally posted by Reader
how dare you clothes my thread i made in comics about the best sexiest cat in comics (ie: catwomen, or black kat...) and now, DREW i am here to tell you that you are a bad moderator.

Wose wit me? Boooo....drew!


Originally posted by Reader
Good stuff. The best part was when Rogue came and turned the thread into something about her when it was really just trying to smear AmazonKwene...or rather...Honey Vibe. Good times. Hard to believe this was a whole year ago. I wish I could still bother militant Christian posters. :( That was fun :)

[masteryoda]

Originally posted by Themanofbat
[quote]Back in the days of being in a punk band, it's not like half the Maritimes haven't seen me in my female undies, not to mention a little extra unwanted viewing pleasures ! ;)


Originally posted by SpiderBallz
wel i gess no buddeez heer den. ***** <img src="frown.gif" border="0">

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
I don't want to be a Heathen, but I was told today that I don't look like a church goer, so therefore I must be a spawn of satan. I am sad about it, but what can I do?

Originally posted by brian
jelly and M&M should never be in the same frays! never ever!

Originally posted by CantThinkOfAName
I have a communist South Korean friend. Really, I do.


Originally posted by brian
hell i wip it out all the time. lots of people have seen my penis and ass.

(this is were dew would come in and say something)

Originally posted by CantThinkOfAName
god is real, santa is commercialized. They made snta because it wouldnt look right if Jesus was drinking a bottle of coke or telling you to shop at macy's.

[masteryoda]

That last quote by Fibber is a thing of beauty.:D

[Alf]

the following is the first half or so of one of (if not the) funniest threads here...l'd "tivo" it all, but its rather boring, copying and pasting etc...:(maybe l'll edit the rest in later...someday...:o

[Alf]

Originally posted by Reader
Well?

Originally posted by SpiderBallz
i rit heer u ****r!

Originally posted by Reader
Hey, mutha****r!!!

Watcha doin...other than putting your hand down your pants?

Originally posted by SpiderBallz
u doen it to mna i c u<br />u aent evinn gots a hanful littel boy<br />HA HA!

originally posted by SpiderBallz
Originally posted by Reader
Hey, mutha****rNo. U.
Originally posted by The Amazing Spider-Man
*slowly steps out of the topic*
originally posted by SpiderBallz
Originally posted by Reader
You're a *****, Ballz...don't ever forget that:)

whut? u kint spel whut u wunna say? HA HA!
Originally posted by SpiderBallz
Originally posted by Rogue
*slams the door on the topic* That's just scary!! :eek:
it ok hunny reedir dik scar al tha chix amn!
Originally posted by masteryoda
Originally posted by SpiderBallz
i rit heer u fukr!:D:D
Originally posted by brian
ballz was with me, we were looking at matt's dirty movies.
Originally posted by SpiderBallz
yah an spi kouden kepe hiz hans owtta hiz pance eether! HA HA!
Originally posted by A Fan
Originally posted by Reader
Hey, mutha****r!!!

Watcha doin...other than putting your hand down your pants?
I read that JUST AS I WAS SLIDING MY HAND DOWN MY PANTS!
Originally posted by SpiderBallz
Yah its diddel nite heer man, u fitt rite in. Sigs over theer likken hiz own azz or sumthin :confused:
Orignally posted by SpiderBallz
Originally posted by Peeter Parker
Ballz...where the hell are ya
I down yer pance doofuss
Originally posted by masteryoda
Originally posted by A
I read that JUST AS I WAS SLIDING MY HAND DOWN MY PANTS!
when aren't you sliding your hands down your pants? :p:D

[Nick Kang]

this is like the Hype! time machine.

Hype! classic channel, or something.

[PLAS]

Originally posted by Themanofbat
One fantastic week-end later with a lot of BS to post and I've now passed Spider-Gamer and Lackey is just one post behind me barely kissing my ass. :D :p :)

;)

[Public Narrator]

If you regestered this year you should not be allowed to post in this thread.

[PLAS]

Originally posted by Godzilla
http://fissure.org/humour/pics/yoda-erecdysf.jpg

[Nick Kang]

Originally posted by Public Narrator
If you regestered this year you should not be allowed to post in this thread.

that eliminates you, then, Pip!

[PLAS]

Originally posted by Spider-Bruce
lol, yoda can't get it up.... thats funny

[PLAS]

Originally posted by masteryoda
that's right. you're all a bunch of kaka hippies. :mad:


Originally posted by Spidey's Internal Genitalia
Yep. :p When i start lookin like a kaka hippie I chop mine. I did a lift and shave not too long ago and trimmmed it recently as well. So my hair length is about the same as in the pics of me everyone has seen. MAyeb just a tad shorter though. But it looks like im clean cut cause ih have it pulled back into a rubberband. I look like a cleancut kaka hippie nerd in prison. :)



Originally posted by CantThinkOfAName
I oughtta lynch you!

[PLAS]

Originally posted by Spidey's Internal Genitalia
Is it me? Or did Fibber's Hype Awards start out a small, simple and funny little tradition...

only to end up a big wet Fart? :confused:


Originally posted by esther moffit
Questions like that can get you killed, Blight. ;)

Anyway, my title rules all. I'm a Lost Girl. Bite on that, suckers.

[PLAS]

Originally posted by S.I.G.
I know it can get pretty boring around here at times. OK, well....alot! But please, for the love of me, (Jeebus) no ABC games! They are the lowest of low, as far as bordom goes. Lets stick with the usual non sensical posting if we must be THAT bored. (brians topics come mind, as do mine. Readers games are MUCH better.) Mmmkay? Can we do that? For me? Your friendly neighborhood genitals? SIG. TV's SIG AKA Me.(Jeebus) Thank you, wont we? <img src="smile.gif" border="0">

[SpideyInATree]

Originally posted by Jakesteraholic
You are who you are, but are you that is? I am that is...

[masteryoda]

Originally posted by Nick Kang
that eliminates you, then, Pip!
Didn't take long for you to get banned. :confused:

[Alf]

that's zerocool####, l think...:o

[Jakesteraholic]

Originally posted by Lackey
I dip my weiner in BBQ sauce and let my dog lick it off... but it's a girl dog so it's okay.

Told you I had proof you stupid goddamn douchebag:mad:

:D

[Jakesteraholic]

Originally posted by Tukiluka
This quote deserves instant Tivo. Hahahahahahahahaha. I love you Jake. :D
But you don't love me the way I want:(

[masteryoda]

Originally posted by Jakesteraholic
Told you I had proof you stupid goddamn douchebag:mad:

:D

BWHAHAHA! :D :D

[Shyair]

Dew k. Mosi wrote on 05-22-2004 07:32 PM:
I have three complaints today ALONE about your flaming. You need to knock it off or find yourself somewhere else to play.



Flaming? Go into the threads yourself.

Study the conversations.

Read my responses.

No flaming about.

They're complaining because they can't hold up an intelligent discussion against me. If you notice. The negativity comes from their sides. I should be the one complaining. But it's not that serious. So I didn't escalate a damn thing. Take a look and then you give me -your- opinion. Since you're one of the few mature adults sitting on their ass at this time. Just take a cool headed look at exactly what theyre speaking about. Then return your thoughts to me

Dew k. Mosi wrote on 05-22-2004 I believe it is comments like

"I just like proving people wrong because I'm an ^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^ ^_^ "

and

"can this thread be renamed the liars thread anomyous ?"

and

"Wow. You're a liar? Cool admission. That tough internet picture goes well with gypsy's personality. Spreading personal hate on someone she doesn't know. How childish is that? Tsk, and a liar also. How ^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^in."

that people are objecting to

And that's just off ONE Page of ONE thread

Shyair wrote on 05-22-2004 04:57 PM:
I believe it is comments like

"I just like proving people wrong because I'm an ^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^ ^_^ " (Was said with sarcasm. Not literal.)

and

"can this thread be renamed the liars thread anomyous ?" (I didn't make that post. Check again)

and

"Wow. You're a liar? Cool admission. That tough internet picture goes well with gypsy's personality. Spreading personal hate on someone she doesn't know. How childish is that? Tsk, and a liar also. How ^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^in." (I can't make a defense out of the listless comments made on my behalf? Well excuse me).


There really isn't a case here. It's just people not being able to hold up in their arguments...which are made without reason. I just make comments chock full of truth. Then they like to make judgements. o_O Check it out.

Quit giving me a hard time and just leave them alone

[Shyair]

Dew k. Mosi wrote on 05-22-2004 Quit giving me a hard time and just leave them alone



oooo. I see how this site is run. People who are popular and in good with -you- can do whatever the fck they want. But someone like moi..cannot make a defense on his own behalf? Come on now. Thats no where near right. Pop this shi7 into the open on the boards and you know how the opinions will roll. I'm not giving you a hard time. I'm being definitively honest. If I'm penalized for such I have no problem with taking this to a higher, more mature, being who can deal with it. I mean, have you sent an "official warning" to this kid?

quote:
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Originally posted by Flame on!
Unlike the rest of you, I'm perfectly happy with my penis size, so I'm not going to choose any of the above cars.


I don't think so. But to someone who is defending himself form your "friends" you do? Tch. Bad game chica. Bad game.

Dew k. Mosi wrote on 05-22-2004 He's getting one now, I was unaware of his posts. Basically the way things run around here is "Squeaky Wheel gets the grease" there are TOO many posters for me to know them all
Shyair wrote on 05-22-2004 And I'm a squeaky wheel because I'm in the right and your pals are in the wrong? *waggles a finger* Nuh Uh. No games are to be played with me. Especially not games like that. So until I know that -everyone- involved with the 'complaints' recieve the same exact warning...you can sit on your hands. Until then, try not to be so biased.

[masteryoda]

Originally posted by Alf
that's zerocool####, l think...:o

No, spiderramsonononon. Whatever the hell he was called.

[Jakesteraholic]

Oh man I had a whole post set up in this quick reply thing but I apparenly used too many smilies/vb code and it made me go back. I click back and the message area is BLANK. Goddamn karma:mad:

[masteryoda]

Originally posted by Jakesteraholic
Oh man I had a whole post set up in this quick reply thing but I apparenly used too many smilies/vb code and it made me go back. I click back and the message area is BLANK. Goddamn karma:mad:

And that would make you the last person to realise the quick relpy thing is for suckers. :mad: :p

[Jakesteraholic]

Originally posted by masteryoda
And that would make you the last person to realise the quick relpy thing is for suckers. :mad: :p
We spell realize with a "z" here in America, commie.:mad: Go back to das base in Mother Canada.:mad:

[Alf]

Originally posted by masteryoda
No, spiderramsonononon. Whatever the hell he was called. nah, l'm pretty sure it was numbered zerocool...:oor maybe not anymore:o:confused:

[Mixairian]

What the hell is this?

[Shyair]

Racism is what it is.

[Jakesteraholic]

Originally posted by Mixairian
What the hell is this?
You post the best hype posts in here, leaving out the rif raf and even average threads for only the best stuff, much like a tivo would work.

[masteryoda]

Originally posted by Alf
nah, l'm pretty sure it was numbered zerocool...:oor maybe not anymore:o:confused:

I read in a thread where dew said it was spiderromsononon. He could be the zerocool lose also though. :confused:

[masteryoda]

Originally posted by Mixairian
What the hell is this?

It's pretty obvious when you think about it. :p

[jollyjohnny]

originally posted by the Joker
My ass isn't throbing:o
originally posted by Clerk posing as Jollyjohnny

Originally posted by MidKnight
[B]How'd you get out?


Porn, lots of it.

Oh I watched Matrix Reloaded too, it inspired me to act with my computer skills :o[b]

[Alf]

Originally posted by masteryoda
I read in a thread where dew said it was spiderromsononon. He could be the zerocool lose also though. :confused: you sounded like you knew what you were talking bout, so l edited it...but at one point it was zcnumbershere:o

[masteryoda]

Originally posted by Alf
you sounded like you knew what you were talking bout, so l edited it...but at one point it was zcnumbershere:o

Ok, I'm totally lost now. :(


When do I ever sound like I know what I'm talking about?


Answer:

NEVER!:mad:

[jollyjohnny]

Originally posted by Immortalfire
CTOAN: I love this time of year, everyone's so full of joy and good will.

Amazing Spidey: Fibber, this is Halloween.

CTOAN: I know that! Halloween is the best, it's when the Great Hyper appears!

Amazing Spidey: The great what?

CTOAN: The Great Hyper! He rises out of the pumpkin patch, and brings toys to all the good children of the world.

Amazing Spidey: I think someone's been watching Charlie Brown too much. And toys to all the good children? Guess that leaves you out.

CTOAN: Fool! You'll see, for tonight.....he arrives.

*at Hype Central,the gang is getting their costumes ready*

Immortalfire: *as Blade* So I find the kids dressed as vampires, attack them and steal their candy.

Blight: Brilliant dood, I gotta try that too and tell the kids to stop touching themselves at night.

Immortalfire: They do?

Blight: You betcha.

*Spider-Gamer enters, dressed as Fabio*

Spider-Gamer: Whatcha think?

Immortalfire: I thought you were already the babe magnet.

Spider-Gamer: They say to dress as what you know!

*Blight exits....returns dressed as a bottle of beer*

Spider-Gamer: LOL!

*DragnFire22 enters, wearing a knight's outfit*

DragnFire22: Can't wait for that candy! Mr. Smashy is going as a can of Spam. We'll meet up with him and others later.

*GunBlade enters, dressed as Hermione from "Harry Potter"*

GunBlade: I could've dressed as my true love Harry, but people might think me obsessive. So i'm the next best thing.

*the guys begin to snicker...then chuckle...then roaring laughing*

Immortalfire: True....love....Harry..

Spider-Gamer: LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!!!!!!!

DragnFire22: ..where..is....yahahahahaha....Ron?....

GunBlade:

*more Hypesters enter, the guys calm down*

LucidParody: *as a US Senator* Halloween! Are we ready to get down and funky?

Chamber: *as a ghost* CAN YOU FEEL THE FUNK????!!!!!

Blight:

*in the pumpkin patch*

CTOAN: So you see, the pumpkin patch with the most sincerity is the one the Great Hyper chooses to rise out of.

Zen: *as Lance Bass* Maybe you should spend more time thinking of a name.

CTOAN: You know about thinking, cuz you had time to think while in prison.

*on the streets, the Hypesters are trick or treating*

LucidParody: First house, is here. *rings doorbell*

Hypesters: Trick or Treat!!!!

Blight: Smell my feet....

*person drops items in their bags*

Immortalfire: I got Reese's Cups.

Chamber: I got a popcorn ball.

GunBlade: I got a Snickers.

Mr.Smash'n Bash: I Got A Rock.

LucidParody: Maybe no one like to see Spam on their porch.

DragnFire22: Or maybe what you're doing is just no good.

*Hyper arrives dressed as a cucumber, followed by Amazing Spider-Man dressed as himself*

LucidParody: WTF?

Hyper: Dress according to your personality. I'm cool as a cucumber.

Spider-Gamer: LOL! I thought you were supposed to be in the pumpkin patch.

Hyper: That fool CTOAN don't know what he's talking about, I hear everyone is stopping by to laugh at him.

Amazing Spidey: Hey 'fire, how come you're not dressed as yourself...Johnny.

Immortalfire: I refuse to guise myself as a loser, that's how come. Blade kicks.

*up the street, yelling is heard*

Gambit: I weel ring zis doorbelle.

Remy LeBeau: NON!!! MOI SHALL RING ZEE DOORBELLE!!!!

Gambit: C'est MOI!!!!!! Go ring zee doorbelle of zee clones anonymous!

GunBlade: Cajuns.

*in the pumpkin patch*

CTOAN: ....then he flies through the air via his perverted-antenna thing, and brings toys to all the good children of the world.

Rogue: *as a medieval princess* And you know this....how?

CTOAN: I have seen it.

Rogue: Uh huh.

*on the streets*

Truthteller: *as Nostradamus* So then, I snuck out the back window when they weren't looking!

Mr.Webs: *as Mike from "Monsters Inc."* What are the kids gonna think when they see daddy went trick or treating without them?

Truthteller: I'll save them a Tootsie Roll.

*the gang joins up with them, their bags are fat with candy and such, masteryoda has joined*

MasterYoda: *as Lara Croft* Wazzup guys?

Mr.Webs: What in the...

MasterYoda: I got turned on when I saw this costume, so...why not?

DragnFire22:

LucidParody: Ok guys, time for the party at m0dr0cker's house!

Immortalfire: But m0d isn't among us anymore.

LucidParody: Who cares? Let's party!

Chamber: CAN YOU FEEL THE FUNK?????????

Mr.Smash'n Bash: We're About To.

Hyper: Hey, where's Blight?

*Blight comes stumbling up the street with Kent in tow, they are both very drunk*

Blight: Doooood....you're the king

Kent: No dood you're the king

GunBlade: Kent, where's your costume?

Kent: Hey baby..Halloween is for people who ya know....believe in Santa Claus and such

Truthteller: Blight, I thought you weren't getting drunk any more.

Blight: I'm not drunk....I didn't start trick er treatin drunk....and I'm not ringin another doorbell til i'm sober ya know....dood....

Mr.Webs: Alright, let's head to the party.

*in the distance, skyscrapers are seen crumbling*

Amazing Spidey: What the....

Hyper: I guess that's Godzilla on his honeymoon.

MasterYoda: Oh yeah.

Spider-Gamer: Egad!

Immortalfire: Uh, let's just go.

*Greengoblin enters, dressed as Banjo-Dude*

Kent: Dooooood!!!

Greengoblin: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! BANJO-DUDE IS THE KING!!!!!!! HE IS MY EVILEST HOMMIE OF THEM ALL!!!!!!

Amazing Spidey: Goblins.

Greengoblin: HERE'S A TREAT FOR YOU SPIDEY....PESTICIDE!!!!!!

*in the pumpkin patch*

Galactus: *as Emeril Lagasse* I've heard some weird stories in my time, but this...

CTOAN: This is no story son, this is TRUTH! The Great Hyper will be here!

*at m0dr0cker's house, the party is in full swing, but m0d is not around*

Honey Vibe: *as Mary Jane* So you are the real Goblin?

Greengoblin: THAT'S RIGHT SWEET CHEEKS, AND YOU AND I HAVE A "BRIDGE" GAME LATER! NYAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

Remy LeBeau: I love to bob for zee apples.

Gambit: NON!!!!! I WEEL BOB FOR ZEE APPLES!

Remy LeBeau: ONLEE WHEN ZEE PIGS FLY OUT OF MY EAR!!!!!

LucidParody: Hey Blight, c'mere.

*Blight c'meres*

LucidParody: Dragn and I need help with the jack-o-lantern. Would you pose for us?

Blight:

DragnFire22: Perfect. *carves the jack-o-lantern*

Truthteller: We're out of beer!!!!!!

Chamber: The funk is dying!

Kent: Chill...m0d keeps some in his closet.

*they go to m0d's room, open the door*

Immortalfire: Holy mackerel!!!!

Mr.Smash'n Bash: Let's Forget We Ever Saw That.

Spider-Gamer: I have to agree!

*in the pumpkin patch, a rustling noise is heard*

CTOAN: Is that........is that......

Matt: *as Jerry Springer* What?

*a shadow moves*

CTOAN: IT'S HIM!!!! THE GREAT HYPER!!!!

*a figure stands up in the patch, CTOAN faints*

Matt: *sees who the figure is* Oh brother.

bakerboy: *as Batman* The perfekt pumpkin, Michelle wil love this one.

Matt: Get a girlfriend dood.

bakerboy: Matt, you are such a ****in fool hoo has badd grammer! *exits*

CTOAN: *wakes up* Oh my head....did he leave us any toys?

Matt: No, just a used board member.

CTOAN: Oh well, happy journey Great Hyper!

*at m0d's house*

Chamber: I can feel the funk!

Truthteller: So can we all. Happy Halloween!

Blight: Dood you're the king

The End

[Alf]

Originally posted by masteryoda
Ok, I'm totally lost now. :(


When do I ever sound like I know what I'm talking about?


Answer:

NEVER!:mad: l'm sure you know what you';re talking about more often than l know what you';re talking about:):confused::o:up:

[SpideyInATree]

Originally posted by SpideyInATree
:D : Don't worry, Be Happy!!!

:mad: : Shove it up your ass!!!!!!!!

:eek: : Jesus Christ In A Coconut Tree!!!!!

:confused: : Is that possible?

:batman: : Would you like to ride with The Batman???

:o : No, but I certainly like to suck.

:rolleyes: : Whatever!!

:spidey: : Damn out of web fluid!!

[SpideyInATree]

Originally posted by SpideyInATree
Can you just see that guy at the Pearly Gates talking to all the other newly dead people?

Guy # 1: Yeah, I had a heart attack during sex...damn glad I went out that way.

Guy # 2: That's great, Guy # 1!! I got run over by a car looking at Britney Spears incredible inflatible breasts!! It was a good way to go....How about you, buddy?

Vet: I died in elephant poo.

*silence*

[SpideyInATree]

Originally posted by SpideyInATree
I'm a firm believer in eye for an eye...

Kill a man...you die

Rape someone...you get raped by a horny gorilla

[SpideyInATree]

Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
You guys all suck!!!:mad:

I didn't spam for all of my posts!!:mad: I only started spamming once I got close to my goal of 5000!! And I'm not going to spam anymore.:mad:

So all of you can just suck my pubes!:mad:

HAHA!! What a little pansy. :D

[Jakesteraholic]

Quit pimping tons of your own stuff on us:mad:

[SpideyInATree]

Originally posted by Jakesteraholic
Quit pimping tons of your own stuff on us:mad:

Nobody else is gonna do it. Might as well do it myself. :p

[masteryoda]

Originally posted by SpideyInATree
HAHA!! What a little pansy. :D

That was a good one. Good find. :up: :D

[masteryoda]

Originally posted by Alf
l'm sure you know what you';re talking about more often than l know what you';re talking about:):confused::o:up:

I wouldn't make that bet if I were you. :confused: :( :confused: :batman:

[Tukiluka]

Originally posted by the_ultimate_evil
ohh this should be fun, ok i'm betting on at least 3-5 cock jokes

Originally posted by Alonsovich
Ok. Stop it with my mom or I'll report you to a mod. It's enough!

Originally posted by LadyVader
Obviously, you have no knowledge of Star Wars canon, Lady Vader is NOT Darth Vader's wife, the title reffers to Leia and it is used in Timothy Zahn's books. And Luke could never talk to Leia like that, cause she'd throw his ass in jail. So there. You messed up with this one. :rolleyes:

Originally posted by LuxAeterna
That requires imagination. That's pretty good. Are you sure you aren't a homicidal killer?

Originally posted by masteryoda
i had a dream about spi. he was a big fat muffin and he sang a song to me.

he sang: oh i'm a big fat muffin that loves to sing, i'm a big fat muffin that has no feat but most of all i'm a big fat mufin that looooves to explode.


and then he did. :confused:

[masteryoda]

Originally posted by masteryoda
no, gandhi will not double as a gynecologist. no matter how much you pay gandhi.

http://www.nuvs.com/ashram/gallery/large/30.2.jpg

Originally posted by masteryoda
gandhi hopes he doesn't get picked last in doge ball again.

http://www.nuvs.com/ashram/gallery/large/06.1.jpg

Originally posted by CantThinkOfAName
Maybe if he ate more, he wouldnt be picked last all the time:mad:

Originally posted by CantThinkOfAName
gandhi HATES people talking out of their ass. He wouldnt even fast for you batsards

Originally posted by masteryoda
gandhi is getting real sick of those damn jehovah witnesses. they always bug gandhi when he's trying to watch the lost boys. :mad:
http://www.nuvs.com/ashram/gallery/large/05.4.jpg [/QUOTE

[QUOTE]Originally posted by masteryoda
gandhi can't believe he convinced these people to wear those funny hats.

http://www.nuvs.com/ashram/gallery/large/07.1.jpg

Originally posted by masteryoda
everytime jeevenram comes over he tries to look down gandhi's sheet. :(

http://www.nuvs.com/ashram/gallery/large/nehru.gif
Originally posted by masteryoda
hey babe, you want to take a ride on the gandhi train? ;)

http://www.nuvs.com/ashram/gallery/large/mount.gif


gandhi love you all night.

[masteryoda]

Originally posted by masteryoda
that's right just keep smiling. we'll just get the money and leave and gandhi won't have to use his gun.

http://www.nuvs.com/ashram/gallery/large/list.gif

Originally posted by masteryoda
don't worry ladies. you'll all get a turn. :)

http://www.nuvs.com/ashram/gallery/large/05.1.jpg

Originally posted by echostation
masteryoda... stop your bull^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^... I'm half Indian myself and hold Mahatma Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi in extremely high regard as I and nearly every other person of Indian descent owes him for liberating us from the Brits.

I'm offended by your offensive remarks. I'm not asking for some lame ass apology, Just stop making fun of this terrific liberator and man of peace. He truly is a Mahatma, one of the best men who ever lived. So STOP YOUR ^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^ING STUPID INSULTING CRAP.

Originally posted by Public Narrator
hahaha
"I'm offended by your offensive remarks"

Originally posted by masteryoda
I'd probably be on list of people to kill though. That Gandhi was a bad ass mofo. :(

Originally posted by CantThinkOfAName
yeah, i mean he'd be all about peacefully getting rid of the britiish, but you put some some cucumbers in his salad, and he tear your ass out like you were an unused scrotum:(



he didnt like cucumbers:(

[masteryoda]

Originally posted by MarvelMovies
This is one of the weirdest threads..

There is nobody that is reading all these TiVo posts..

And yet people are posting in it. :confused:

[Tukiluka]

Originally posted by MarvelMovies
This is one of the weirdest threads..

There is nobody that is reading all these TiVo posts.. I read them. And as you know, I am God. God reads masteryoda threads. :o

[masteryoda]

Originally posted by MarvelMovies
See that number under your username..

It helps that number go up..

And not the date joined.

Sorry, this isn't a spammer thread. You're thinking of the ones you make. :p

[masteryoda]

Originally posted by Tukiluka
I read them. And as you know, I am God. God reads masteryoda threads. :o


instant tivo. ;)

[masteryoda]

Let us Tivo the legend that was Duckamn. ;)


Originally posted by duckman
This Spider-man will suck! Just like DD did.

Originally posted by duckman
Spiderdogg: When I said you were an idiot, what I meant was, you are an idiot. Those freaking quotes were from the people on the other message board, not you.

By the way. The proper term is "DC ____." Not DC Zombie. The word Zombie is used to describe an idiot Marvel fanboy who only reads comics that say "Marvel" on the ass of the books. Like your self, for example.

Originally posted by duckman
The Midnighter can kick Spider-man's ass. Who's got a problem with that?

Originally posted by duckman
52% for Bats and 48% for the Spider. Hahahahaha!!<br /><br />Take that, you half-assed Zombies! Hehehehe...

Originally posted by duckman
This is my last post on this stupid thread, and I only have one thing to say: Do not answer to that little (spiderdogg) ^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^. He's not worh it. He keeps making up things that don't make any sence. The people who post here after me and say the word "biotch" are dumb retards.

Originally posted by duckman
Marc: First of all, lose my number, because I don't think I want this relationship to continue. And second, %#$@! you! I know that a slimple misreding can make anyone look like an ass, and I know that you have been making a lot of those on out JMS disagreement. As I remember, I didn't use that to my advantage and make you look like a whore. At least this argument is now resolved and you can go back to your regular schedule of masturbation.Zombies: Can you at least find one of my posts where I say that Batman can beat Spidser-man? I never ****ing said that. I also never said that he can't. Now Midnighter can beat the ^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^ out of Spider-man, and kill him if he wanted to. Also Swamp Thing, Superman, Wonder Woman, to name a few. Lackey: What's your number one super hero, man?

Originally posted by duckman
Marc: Being a stubborn bastard has it's up's and down's. But in your case, it seems that the only way for you to go is freaking down. You are asking for something that you don't even know what. Okay. Proof. But what sort of proof do you want? First I thought you wanted proof that you are a "fanboy punk." I did that a page or so ago. Then, you seemed to want proof of you being wrong about the Batman not knowing, or mastering, one if any of the martial arts. That's funny. Because I never disagreed about that in the first place. In fact, I'm sure that I even said in one of my posts that I agreed with you. THEN, I though maybe you were implying that Batman, mastering 7 or 8 martial arts, is the most laughable if not stupidest things that a super hero could possibly be claiming to be. That is when the Spider-Man origin came in. And yet, you are still complaining that I am of topic. Wich, as you clearly stated, was not even THE topic. Now, I don't know what red herring means to you, but that is it.

Originally posted by duckman
It depends, really. Brains out of the way, I think the battle would never stop. Unless Doomsday knows a spot on Hulk's body that can transform him into Banner.

Originally posted by duckman
I've said eveything I wanted to say and getting out of here. Wile you losers will still be here, talking about the same boring things over and over and over. I bet you didn't even think of using the phone. LOSERS! Wanted to make me feel bad? Maybe next month. Ta.

Originally posted by duckman
Jeeeez! You really like that stupid book doncha? You spend WAAAAAAAY too much time here kid. How bout spending more time with your girfriend? What's that? You dont have one because youre too busy posting on this site and being a Fanboy Zombie reading your lame kid book that i wipe myself with? Yeah, I thought I heard you correctly. Pfft. Youre pathetic, kid. Grade A fanboy at it's finest Hahahahaha. You people really are morons. Hahahaha. Total IDIOTS. But it's okay, you can form your little ant hill and talk about your friendly Spidey. Hahahahahahahahaha!! And you call ME a pathetic kid? I'm going to e-mail this page to all my friends and laugh at all of you, idiots. Hahahahahaha!!

Originally posted by Themanofbat
You have friends?????

Originally posted by duckman
It only takes me a second to type the message before I post it. I used to check my spelling before all you losers broke in to this forume. There were smart people here, once. Now all I see are stupid fanboys ("Fanboy" means a fresh blood comic reader/Marvel Zombie who acts just like you dumb people.) who always say some thing like "Alan Moore is by far the worst writer ever." Thats why I come here once a month to make fun of you fanboys.

Originally posted by duckman
Two words. MARVEL ZOMBIES. All you know about him is through Spiderman. You don't even bother picking up Rising Stars or Midnight Nation, and relizing that he steals plots and stories. "Oh yeah. Good Spidey story. Good good, very nice. He's okay in my book." and that thing he did for the 9/11 is bull^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^. Do you know how much money he makes? For him to do that is like giving up quarter. Pfft. You zombies make me sick.

Originally posted by duckman
Spiderman is crapity-crap-crap. He's like a school boy with powers. "Hi ant May!" I wish he gets killed off. And i mean forever. Like i said before; i use Spider-comics to wipe my ass.

I could kep going but man. This guy was pure gold. :D

[masteryoda]

Originally posted by Tukiluka
I just read about New Yorkers drowning. Thats fine with me. New Yorkers are pricks. :mad:

[Jakesteraholic]

Originally posted by MarvelMovies
See that number under your username..

It helps that number go up..

And not the date joined.
I read them all assmuck:mad:

[Jakesteraholic]

Originally posted by TheAlmightyFuzz
You suck.
Originally posted by Jakesteraholic
You don't suck because you have no lips. You're a no-lips! How do you like that one no-lips? No-lips can't suck aw poor baby!:mad:

[Lackey]

Originally posted by MarvelMovies
There is nobody that is reading all these TiVo posts..


I've read them all, and I'm the only one that matters... besides God, of course, but no one pays attention to him anymore anyway. :)

[Lackey]

Originally posted by masteryoda
Let us Tivo the legend that was Duckamn. ;)

I could kep going but man. This guy was pure gold. :D


:up:

http://home.earthlink.net/~pl5a/webdocs/images/duckman.jpg

[Lackey]

Originally posted by Rogue
I'm back

Anyone miss me?


remember this stupid-ass thread? :rolleyes: :mad:

[Lackey]

Originally posted by Greengoblin
HARRY POTTER CREATES AN EVIL INFLUENCE??!!...HA!.....ON THE EVIL SCALE!!.....HE'S NOT WORTHY ENOUGH TO EAT MY HANDBAG!!!!:mad:


Originally posted by Greengoblin
AHHHHHHHHH.....FOLKS HERE ARE CALLING ME GAY, JUST BECAUSE I WANTED TO CREATE SOME VIOLENCE BY STICKING A BAG WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE!!!!!:bomb:

I HAVE OFFENDED HARD CORE HARRY POTTER FANS HERE IT SEEMS!!!:mad::D

:gg:

[masteryoda]

Those GG quotes are awesome. :D

[masteryoda]

Originally posted by Lackey
remember this stupid-ass thread? :rolleyes: :mad:

I remember it kicking your stupid assed threads ass. :mad: :(

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by MarvelMovies
This is one of the weirdest threads..

There is nobody that is reading all these TiVo posts.. BLASPHEMY!! :mad: I've read every word of this thread, it's brilliant! Good show Master Yoda! :up::up:

I actually tried to make this thread twice, (Hype Time capsule & Hype's best quotes) but no one respected it...

...you all will die horrible deaths! :up:

:mad:

PS - this thread reaks of untapped sexual innuendos... :confused:

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by Evolution
That was a good one. :o The brilliance of it cannot be stated... you just have to look at the massacre of posters who were virtually murdered by those words to see the effects!

It would've been more respectful just to slash them with knives and piss in their open wounds! :o

[masteryoda]

Originally posted by S.I.G.
Chuck is an annoying peice of turd. I dont care if he was in one of Dew's favorite movies, Willow. He's still a chump ass hack. And if he's such a great poet, how come his poetry is not well known? Becasue I bet it sucks! That's why.


Originally posted by Chuck Cunningham
I too am my own man. There's only ONE me.

http://fonzie.freeweb.supereva.it/ted0.jpg
Nobody else is as HOT as me either. Oh, and I am NOT that HACK, Chuck!

Originally posted by Chuck Cunningham


Zits on my ass are hotter than you. An you only wish you had the talent I have. Go clean the letto deck, Ashley!

Originally posted by Chuck Cunningham

GO chum the water some more with Fonzereli, Shark Boy. So help me, Warwick Davis, I'll bounce my basketball off your nuttsack! You hack!

Originally posted by Chuck Cunningham

I was in Willow, punk. Dont make me bounce my basketball off your face. :mad:

Originally posted by Chuck Cunningham
Potsie Webber pisses me off Arthur Fonzarelli pisses me off Ralph "the Mouth" Malph pisses me off AND Arnold piss me off

And most of all, my dad, Howard Cunningham pisses me off for NEVER admitting that he had TWO sons, Two Sons!

Originally posted by Chuck Cunningham
Male lovin' is sinful. Potsie Webber does the male lovin'. I saw it when I was locked in Fonzie's closet. Damn you Potsie! I hate you sooooo much.

Originally posted by Tukiluka
Potsie never would have banned Gunblade.:(

Originally posted by Chuck Cunningham
bwahahahaha! Potsie is a sap that's why! Pump-up a pump-up-pump up a pump up pump up a PUMP YOUR BLOOD

Originally posted by Chuck Cunningham
An Ode to Matt and Yoda: By Chuck Cunningham, Poet

<br />O, tis been said for a long time that

there is no great Hypsters here

than Yoda and Matt

<br />and yet, 'tis know from long times past

that the wise master Yoda

has a hand up his ass

<br />And Matt, the badly joker man

thinks he knows my master plan

And yet he doesn't know my cipher

he's too busy being bakerboy's Pfieffer!

<br />And, yet these two will never ever

be as hated as Potsie Webber

The End

[masteryoda]

Originally posted by m0dr0cker
The way I see it, this board's topics have degraded since the Spider-Man movie came out. Expected? Yes. Depressing? Indeed. There have also been an influx of newer members who have, in my eyes, completely and utterly failed to bring an influx of new ideas to the boards.

As such, I have compiled a list of only the tip-top coolest posters left on the SuperHeroHype Forums so that they can be acknowledged and given their due respect by the newbies.

The Last of the Cool People:
Cyclops
The Amazing Spider-Man
Blight
Themanofbat
Dew k. Mosi
SIG
Malice
SuperheroHype
[Kent] the Lord of Thwipp
Kevin Roegele
Dragon
Matt
Doggett
Greengoblin
masteryoda
Immortalfire
truthteller
Superman
Gambit
Honey Vibe
Zen
PLAS
Ditto (your topics are humorous)
forevershiningknight (for at least rocking the boat a little)
Octavias
ryoko (although being new, you have a nice personality)
the Lizard (who, unfortunately, doesn't post very often)
LucidParody
Galactus
USMC
xrogue
jzarbaugh (Happy?)
Lackey (only because others say he's cool, but mostly to shut him the f**k up from his constant whining on this thread)
m0dr0cker (because I'm a self-serving narcissist who will always put myself on cool lists.)

That's about it, folks. If you don't find yourself on this list, it either means I don't know enough about you, you haven't made yourself visible (for better or worse), you haven't been around long enough, or you just plain-ass suck. My bet's on the last choice.




:(

[The Lizard]

As such, I have compiled a list of only the tip-top coolest posters left on the SuperHeroHype Forums so that they can be acknowledged and given their due respect by the newbies.

The Last of the Cool People:
........
the Lizard (who, unfortunately, doesn't post very often)

I....I never knew he cared..... *sobs*


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Originally posted by m0dr0cker
Hey, do you think that if Peter runs out of organic web-fluid, he can jack off his arm real quick and get one final shot of that white sticky juice out of his arms?

[Evolution]

Originally posted by S.I.G.

By the way, us Americans need to revolt, and eat oysters, crab, and eel! Like the REAL pilgrims! Who's with me?


Originally posted by CantThinkOfAName

SHUT UP!!! BC IS MUCH CLOSER!

But they live near the border. They go across when they need gas. STEALING OUR PRECIOUS FUEL!!


Originally posted by PLAS

you know what would really suck?
and this actually happened to me.
you score a date with a very hot chick, so you go out to a movie, dinner at a fine restaurant, and then some drinks (to loosen things up a little bit more), then we you are almost done with the eveining and she invites you in to her apartament, you realize you are much more wasted and tiren that you expetected and are not able to "perform" and FALL ASLEEP ON TOP OF HER!!!!, that my friends, sucks, and big time


Originally posted by MaryJanesSweatyThong

A nice waxing in the bikini area is always good. Also, good personal hygiene. I am a thong, I don't want your dookie gettin' on me. Wipe yo' azz girlie.


Originally posted by S.I.G.

Time is not an issue with the aliens. Last time I was abducted, they took me right after Judge Judy. To me, 12 hours had passed. When they dropped me back off, I was just in time for Judge Hatchett. Judge Hatchett is on before Judge Mathis, which is on before Judge Joe Brown! Judge Joe Brown is on right before Judge Judy!

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by masteryoda
That's why I'm here. :)

NOW BAKE ME A CAKE *****!! :mad: :mad: Not an "outstanding moment" I know... but all the same, it made me laugh! :o

[Jakesteraholic]

I went to the Spidey Comics forum to find a quote I made about Terry Dodson that I thought was funny but the search wasn't working. So I just started digging. I never found what I was looking for (I will when the search is back up) but I did find this little gem, which may be my favorite set-up and joke combo EVER. I was going on about how I thought Spidey had soles in his costume to protect his feet, people denied, blah blah, CTOAN posted something about worshipping the deformed feet Spidey had gained from years of going without any soles in his costume. The following occurs after that comment:

Originally posted by Jakeseraholic
How many sick fetishes can one man contain?:(
Originally posted by CantThinkOfAName
Whatever it takes to bring down the system:mad:

:D

[PLAS]

I am going to tooth my own horn

Originally posted by PLAS
I remembered this party a friend of mine had two years ago

somehow, as the party evolved and we were getting drunker by the minute, somebody thought it might be a good idea to bring in some hookers

so a couple of guys went out looking for some

30 minutes or so later they came back with a couple of "ladies of the nightlife" and their "administrator/protector"

so some of the guys pitched in to get some action (I was playing poker with other two guys, and the game was very interesting, so we only paid so much attention to the horny bastards there

twenty or so minutes later, we heard a loud crashing sound, so we go and see what is goin on, we get there, and one of our friends is slapping the pimp silly cuz he was tryin to scam them off 100 dollars or something

ever since, Victor, the guy who slapped the pimp is known as "Tha Pimp Slappa'" :D


stupid story, I know

[PLAS]

quote:
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Originally posted by CantThinkOfAName
You know what's even better. Urine. Warm, fresh urine.
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quote:
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Originally posted by CantThinkOfAName
And just a moment ago you were making of fun of me Did i nottell you not to question my ways? For your insolence I will drink your urine, the weakest of them all
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quote:
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Originally posted by Mr.Furious
i would hate to have angry faces instead f middle fingers. i don't want to even imagine how hard it is the scratch my ass with angry faces for fingers.
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and a little exchange between Blight and me

quote:
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Originally posted by Blight
don't you have to go masturbate to your beck posters? :rolleyes:
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quote:
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Originally posted by PLAS
don't you have a wife beater to wear? :rolleyes:
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quote:
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Originally posted by Blight
I'm wearing one right now, ****head :mad:
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quote:
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Originally posted by PLAS
very good ****face :mad:
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quote:
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Originally posted by Blight
go **** yourself :mad:
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quote:
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Originally posted by PLAS
did you know I am physically capable of doing so? ;)
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quote:
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Originally posted by Blight
wouldn't surprise me you sick **** :mad:
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quote:
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Originally posted by PLAS
beign capable of doing something doesn't mean I am willing to do it..dumbass :rolleyes:
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[Al Frocks]

l had like...12 posts that were hilarious here earlier....but my computer shut down...:o :(

[Lackey]

Originally posted by Al Frocks
l had like...12 posts that were hilarious here earlier....but my computer shut down...:o :(


If you thought they were funny, that means they sucked :(

[Al Frocks]

l think you;'re hilarious:confused:

hahaha

that means you really suck:)

:up:

[Lackey]

sh** :(

[PLAS]

it's a good things those two last posts are in this thread

[Superman]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/awesome1r.jpg

[Tukiluka]

Originally posted by Speedin' Bullet
MY WIFE ISN'T HOME RIGHT NOW. i KICKED THE @@@@@ OUT BECAUSE SHE WAS PISSING ME OFF! sHE SAID SHE WAS GOING TO HER PARENTS. i DON'T GIVE A DAMN WHERE THE @@@@ SHE GOES! :D

[The Hero]

In the SHH! Controversy 4......


Kritic
Dude, I think I am just gonna download the comics I need. I lost a lot of respect from my comic shop when they dumped the comics I needed and were in my box just because I couldn't afford them at the time.

Eric Draven
Pirate!:mad:

Kritic
I'm just fighting the system, maaaan.

Eric Draven
What did you say? All I heard was "ARGH ARGH!"

:mad:

Kritic
That's the sound you made when I raped you. :confused:

Eric Draven
I think you have me mistaken for your dad :confused:

Kritic
Maybe your mom.

Eric Draven
But my mom is your aunt.

Kritic
And your sister is my mom.

Eric Draven
and your mom is my dad.

Kritic
And your the strange green grow on my nutsac.

Eric Draven
The only nutsac you own though is the sac in which you hold your peanuts.

Kritic
I guess you could call yours "pea" nuts, little boy.

Eric Draven
If you call "pea" nuts something that's the size of coconuts, then okay.

Kritic
Wow, that's pretty gross.

Eric Draven
Not really. Everything you said is much grosser.

Kritic
I don't think so.

Eric Draven
I do though.

Kritic
Your opinion is invalid.

Eric Draven
So is yours.

Pirate.

Kritic
Don't think your old ways haven't caught up with you.

Ex-Pirate Former soon-pirate.:mad:


Eric Draven
I think not

Kritic
I do.:mad:

Eric Draven
Well what do you know, Captain Jack Sparrow

Kritic
At least I'm not Captain Jack Ass like you.

Eric Draven
At least Captain Jack Ass aint a pirate

Pirate!:mad:

Kritic
Oh he's a pirate, just a butt one.

Eric Draven
Did you even see POTC?

Jack Sparrow was the butt pirate, not Jack Ass

Kritic
Yeah he banged Keira Knightly behind the scenes.

Eric Draven
doubt it. If you watched the movie closely. He had his eyes on Orlando Bloom, not Keira Knightly.

Kritic
Orlando Bloom was too busy being the monkies bytch.

Eric Draven
That's why Depp got so jealous. It's also why he killed off the monkey. So he could be the apple in Orlando's eye.

Kritic
lazy ass:mad:

Eric Draven
Pirate:mad:

[The Hero]

Originally posted by Jakesteraholic
I don't know, you're like a horny soup kitchen:mad:
Except instead of soup you give out lust:mad::o

[Eric Draven]

Man that convo I had with kritic was crazy

[The Hero]

Originally posted by Eric Draven
Man that convo I had with kritic was crazy Yeah,the second I read it I knew I had to immortalize it on here.:D

[The Hero]

Originally posted by Erundur
Hello Everyone, only 3 more days I can't wait!, schools out on June 4th, then I am going to see Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban :o
Originally posted by kritic
You gonna masterbate?

Originally posted by Erundur
Let's just see what Emma Watson will be wearing :up:, i hope nothing is being too covered :(, besides I liked her in her school uniform ;) , besides I kinda have a "thing" for Proffessor McGonagall something about mature women that gets me all worked up :o:p
Originally posted by Ben Urich
...

[The Hero]

Originally posted by kritic
Dalton. I am going to ride my new bike up to Canada, buy some discount maple syrup, get some maple leaves, build a f**king airplane (out of said leaves), fly to your house, AND SHOVE THE MAPLE SYRUP UP YOUR F**KING ASS SO HELP ME GOD!

[back_up_cor 6.0]

lol "I kinda have a 'thing' for Proffessor McGonagall something about mature women that gets me all worked up "

ROFLMFAO!!!!:D

[The Hero]

Originally posted by Ben Urich
http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2004/20040524l.jpg
Originally posted by Ben Urich
It would be pretty cool to see Hulk smash a bunch of ^_^^_^^_^^_^ing dudes in metal skirts :o
Originally posted by kritic
I'd like to see Hulk rape a bunch of dudes in metal skirts.
Originally posted by Movies205
Admit it you just want to see Hulk Anally Rape Goatse:(
Originally posted by kritic
I'd like to see Hulk goatse himself.
Originally posted by Movies205
That'd be too horifying EVEN FOR YOU:o
Originally posted by akut401
somebodys gotta draw that.

[The Hero]

Originally posted by Spider-Nerd
dude, the southpark movie is on, but it's all unedited on comedy central. like, they're saying ^_^^_^^_^^_^ on tv and stuff....
Originally posted by AlteredEgo
yeah the movie is the ^_^^_^^_^^_^, the episode about the word ^_^^_^^_^^_^ however was just ^_^^_^^_^^_^ :o
the plot sucked :o
it sucked ^_^^_^^_^^_^ :o
Originally posted by TheEvolutionist
^_^^_^^_^^_^ :o
Originally posted by AlteredEgo
wait o ^_^^_^^_^^_^, was that a ^_^^_^^_^^_^ or a ^_^^_^^_^^_^, i cant tell the two apart with the ^_^^_^^_^^_^ing censors :o
Originally posted by Al Frocks
maybe he just likes anime smilie thingies:confused::o
Originally posted by AlteredEgo
well who the ^_^^_^^_^^_^ doesnt?

^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^

^_^ = :up:
Originally posted by Spider-Nerd
i don't, they annoy me.
Originally posted by AlteredEgo
shut the ^_^^_^^_^^_^ up :mad:


That thread is page after page of gold.:o

[The Hero]

Originally posted by twylight

I get a strange feeling that I'm the only girl on this thread.....
Originally posted by AlteredEgo
kritic wears the occasional womens underwear if it makes you feel anymore comfortable
Originally posted by kritic
I thought that was a secret between you and me, bytch. :(
Originally posted by AlteredEgo
damn, im sorry. well if it makes you feel any better i havent said a word about you and your grandma's "power-drill"... until just now... sorry bout that one too :o :(
Originally posted by kritic
That's it. We're done. :mad:

Jackass, wanna make out?
Originally posted by Eric Draven
Not now. I have a headache :(
Originally posted by kritic
I'm sick too. :(
Originally posted by Eric Draven
Then why do you wanna make out? :confused:
Originally posted by kritic
So I can cough and give you strep throat. :up:
Originally posted by Eric Draven
Well I can give a cold sore then :o :up:

[Lackey]

Hero has a thing for kritic

[The Hero]

Well,he has said some of the cruelist,sickest,funniest things in that thread.

[Al Frocks]

hahahaha

http://bobobriggs.homestead.com/files/HomewoodLakeview.jpg

hmm, can you tivo pictures? there are lotsa them that should be tivoed...:confused:

yeah, well l jst did:mad:
TIVOED!

[masteryoda]

Originally posted by Killa Pooh Bear
BLASPHEMY!! :mad: I've read every word of this thread, it's brilliant! Good show Master Yoda! :up::up:

I actually tried to make this thread twice, (Hype Time capsule & Hype's best quotes) but no one respected it...

...you all will die horrible deaths! :up:



You just needed the right title. :p

[masteryoda]

Originally posted by masteryoda
If anal rape is your thing Oz has it in abundance. And no one man is raped the same way twice. :)

Originally posted by CantThinkOfAName
Yeah masteryoda is so stupid that he's reached the whole other side of the spectrum. So being smarter than him just backfired on you:(

Originally posted by Lackey
Now I know why you like it so much

http://www.age-of-bronze.com/aob/images/ap_tshirt.gif

I'm gonna order that shirt right now :eek:

Originally posted by CantThinkOfAName
holy ****:eek:

we just ****ing cursed oursleved, didnt we:(

Originally posted by Lackey
I'm not ashamed of who I am :mad:

Originally posted by masteryoda
This thread has taken yet another odd turn...

Originally posted by Jakesteraholic
Dude yoda I'm gonna take your advice that Curb is awesome and get that DVD since like CTOAN I don't have HBO.

Originally posted by masteryoda
You guys are living together now? :rolleyes: :eek: :confused:

More in the next post. I'm not sure how many smilies I've used thus far...

[masteryoda]

Secret thread part deaux.

Originally posted by Solid Snake
This is like your hideout or something?

Originally posted by CantThinkOfAName
No this is your hideout. Because theyre coming for you. And when they find you, there isn't going to be a single part of you body that won't be violated:mad:

Originally posted by masteryoda
I'm afraid to post in this thread now.

Originally posted by masteryoda
Fibber loving? Well it's no dolphin head but it's not to shabby either.

Originally posted by Alf
dolphins aren't fish:):confused:

Originally posted by CantThinkOfAName
Then what have i been loving?:eek::(

Originally posted by masteryoda
Any series that explains the fundamentals of tea bagging is doing something right.

Originally posted by Jakesteraholic
I tried the tabasco thing and all it did was cause projectile anal bleeding :(

Originally posted by CantThinkOfAName
That's the best kind of anal bleeding:)

Originally posted by Jakesteraholic
Like the time my ass started spraying blood while I was at an art show, and it just drenched some loser's stereotypical blank canvas piece titled "morals" or "life" or "heaven" or some cliche statement title like that. Well with my ass blood all over that metaphorical art crap, it sold for 20 grand. And the bastard took credit for my severe anal pain. I bled for him and he recieved the profit of my glory. I'm like some sort of rectal Jesus. :o

Originally posted by The Hobgoblin
Was it me or did Jugsy say that he thought Sex In The City was a good show?

There's something not quite right there......

[masteryoda]

Part twee:

Originally posted by CantThinkOfAName
well maybe not right when you have it. But then as your grow lolder, you can look back and go "oh man, blood was squirting out of my ass like a super soaker!" and just laugh.

I'd sure laugh:(

Originally posted by CantThinkOfAName
What can i say, when it comes to anal bleeding, i have strong opinions

Originally posted by CantThinkOfAName
Why do you hate douche bags? Do you want your women to be uncomfortable and bleed? Is that how you like it? Is that what gets you off? You sick ****:mad:

There's not gonna be a second season of Spider-Man? Why not?

Originally posted by Alf
shut up...
http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v63/Kypade/22.jpg

alf avatars are hard to come by, and this one is cool..........

Originally posted by Jakesteraholic
The 80s one? Looks like we also found what got you into homosexuality. And don't tell me that fire ***** was sexy. She was just a metaphor for gonorrhea.:(

Originally posted by Alf
a bad case of the chicken pocks is the same thing as having bad chicken pocks, is it not?

what would be analy leaking?
cuz even if its the good kind, l dont think l wanna think about it...:(

Originally posted by CantThinkOfAName
You know. Like how you turn on your fawcet and it makes some weird noise and then spews out brown liquid? The kind yu turn on or off at a whim. Now that's good leakage

Originally posted by Jakesteraholic
Hahaha I love how Alf's penis is sentient and mutated itself some eyes. I think it's time I started eating cats!

Originally posted by Lackey
But Starfire is orange... haven't you ever wondered what getting some orange poon would be like?

Originally posted by Lackey
Yeah, this place is like our haven, if Dew finds out she'll close it down.

I mean, the picture of Alf with the talking penis is bad enough to get us all banned. :(

Originally posted by CantThinkOfAName
You're right, between this, Super Mario 3 vs Mario & Luigi, the daily menstruations, constant sodomy, and unrestricted beastiality, I don't think we've any level too low:(


Oh wait there still's incest:up:

[masteryoda]

Originally posted by CantThinkOfAName
I'm not saying that's a bad thing. I heard Hitler was pretty well-hung

Jake can't seem to get Alfs penis out of his mind...
Originally posted by Jakesteraholic
Man...that Alf sentient penis picture was hot. I wish I could take a ride on the A-Train, if you catch my drift. I'd like to get probed by that alien life form. You might say I want raw anal puppet sex from Alf's intelligent penis.




Wait, that got less catchy somewhere. :confused:

Originally posted by CantThinkOfAName
I think its when you said "Man...":rolleyes:

Originally posted by Alf
l thought it was when he called my penis intelligent:(

Originally posted by CantThinkOfAName
I wonder, does he chokce under a condom? Or do you put little wholes in there. I suppose that would eliminate the point. But it would be a good way to trick someone into having your child. Oh man, and then you could sue the condom company and make a bunch of money. You'd be a rich family! All thanks to a little penis with a lot of heart

Originally posted by Jakesteraholic
And a lot of eyeballs

Originally posted by masteryoda
I'm gonna go see the Jesus movie tonight. I'm gonna have hard time resisiting the temptation to laugh at Jesus being torutred and booing the Jews every time they come on screen. ;)

How funny would that be? Everytime A jew comes on all the crowd hears is some guy in the back yelling "BOOOO!"

Originally posted by CantThinkOfAName
I just went with the laser pointer on Jesus' boobies. Its an oldie but a goodie Maybe you could also wistle any time Monica Bellucci comes on, or better yet, whenever Jesus' mom comes on

Originally posted by Jakesteraholic

How was the flashback where he got his long hair cut and lost his strength?:confused:

Originally posted by CantThinkOfAName
It was orgasmic. They cut it off with a with a dildo. I'm glad they used that, because I figure they probably didn't have scissors back then. Historical accuracy is #1 priority, and teh dildo demonstrates it:

Originally posted by masteryoda
I found it hard not to laugh during the movie to. Especially when Mary is walking around with baby Satan. I turned to my buddy and asked "Why is Mini-Me in this movie?" We both started snickering but i don't think anyone noticed.

Originally posted by CantThinkOfAName
Haha, yeah, that was ****ing weird. What the hell was that? I said that to my friend and he said that's what Jewish babies look like


Originally posted by masteryoda
Right after that the Jackal showed up and revealed that Jesus was really a clone and it turns out the clone was crusified and the real Jesus went on the fight crime under the name Holy Man. His main power was shooting nails out of his wrists.

Originally posted by Jakesteraholic
I bought a TPB once:)

Originally posted by Lackey
a tpb about sodomy?

Originally posted by CantThinkOfAName
blood-curdling sodomy

Originally posted by Lackey
"Ah, Demi, I do hope I'll have the pleasure of urinating into your cleavage later."

Originally posted by Jakesteraholic
Wait...if Seaman semens will semen seam in and make Seamen?:

Originally posted by Solid Snake
hey yoda what are some curse words in canadia?

Originally posted by Lackey
I know there's a joke in there somewhere.... just give me a second.

Originally posted by masteryoda
You looking in your pants?

[masteryoda]

Originally posted by masteryoda
Man, I am so gay for Kieffer right now. I'd cuddle with him in a manly way any day of the week.

Originally posted by masteryoda
Coen brothers are gods. Sexy gods.

I can't wait to see the sequal to The Big Lebowski. That should be awesome.

http://hometown.aol.com/lilvenom/images/passionjesus.jpg


http://hometown.aol.com/lilvenom/images/jesusowned.jpg
Originally posted by Jakesteraholic
Oh man that owned pic is so out of line
Maybe to balance out your karma you should go visit an orphanage or something. Except this time, you play for keeps.:mad:

Originally posted by masteryoda
@@@@ing orphans, think they're so kool with their porage, walking sticks,brown bag shoes and beatings. Pfft. @@@@ them. :mad:

Originally posted by CantThinkOfAName
dude, why the hell are there @'s now instead of *'s? Is this somehow fooling people into thinking its not a curse word or something? its @@@@ing up my whole rourine::

Originally posted by Jakesteraholic
I don't know about the @'s. Whenever I start reading a cuss word now my brain tells me that the word is "aaaaing", and that word makes a sound like a submissive retard yelling "pain" but the noise is muffled through the black leather mask with the zipper closed.

Needless to say, I want the *'s back. I want them back hardcore.

Originally posted by masteryoda
Well you gotta open the zipper up a crack at least. You don't want to be @@@@ing a dead gimp. Trust me. It get's boring after the first couple hours.

Originally posted by masteryoda
Well, I gotta a left over Apr. Fools joke which involves me ramming my meat stick down his dipping hole if he don't switch it back. :mad:

Originally posted by Jakesteraholic
Hahaha:up:
I love our secret threads...they're like a warm blanket...a warm blanket of red-hot sodomy! Ha ha!

Originally posted by Alf
wow....have you ever had porage

Originally posted by CantThinkOfAName

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Originally posted by C. Lee
He also was a sexual harraser...so his opinion on @'s don't impress me.
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i was gonna say "Yeah well Jesus !!!!ed a prostitute and everybody loves his VD ass" but im afeerd:(

Originally posted by Jakesteraholic
In other news, I lost the funny.


I just don't have it in me. And I don't mean yoda's cock.







See?:(

Originally posted by Lackey
Maybe you should have it in you... and I do mean yoda's cock.


Yoda's like a Muse

Originally posted by masteryoda
It might be time to let this thread die...

Originally posted by masteryoda
I came up with something really funny the other day. But I'm not sure if I came up with it myself or if I heard it somewhere else and am ripping it off.


Jihad Joe. A real anti American hero.


Did I make that up?

is it even funny?

Originally posted by masteryoda
Last time I googled it. I couldn't ungoogle it for a month.




Well this just kicked my ass in the funny.

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/graphics/jihad_joe.jpg

Originally posted by Alf
would any of you consider this "erotic"??

http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v63/Kypade/alffffff.jpg

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by masteryoda
You just needed the right title. :p For a second there, I thought I got tivoed! :(

[masteryoda]

Originally posted by CantThinkOfAName
i think this thing has jumped the shark now:( [/QUOTE

[QUOTE]Originally posted by masteryoda
Well I'm glad to hear my lame Jihad Joe thing isn't what did it.
Originally posted by masteryoda
Man, I've been using the word retard alot today. ^_^^_^^_^^_^ing retards and hypnotising effect on me. :mad:

Originally posted by masteryoda
I don't think there's any sodomy in the bible. But there is an awful lot of tea bagging in it for some reason.

Joseph tea bagged Jacob.
Jacob tea bagged Matthew.
Mattew tea bagged Jevovah.
lackey tea bagged CTOAN

It goes on for 40 pages man.

Originally posted by Jakesteraholic
Tea bagged? I must have misread. All this time I thought Adam bigot Seth.

This is just great.:mad: Just like everything else in this world, I think it's about racial disharmony when it's actually about sucking balls.

Originally posted by masteryoda
It's the same reason why the U.S invaded Iraq and are now torturing them. The Iraqies wouldn't make with the tea bagging.

Originally posted by CantThinkOfAName
i tried to put my ballsack in the teapot a couple times but it just doesnt taste the same

Originally posted by Jakesteraholic
I tried to market a cock koozie but the idea of penis and thermo-foam cup coming together only excited a small demographic

Originally posted by masteryoda
Is it wrong to be in your thirties and want to tug it to the girls on S Club 7? :confused:

Originally posted by Lackey
Nah, but it's probably wrong to in your thirties and know what the hell S Club 7 is

Originally posted by PLAS
let's see

sodomy
cock jokes
ass humor
ass ramming
pedophilia
homoerotic porn

I just wanna tell you guys that what I saw on this thread is not acceptable by any means

I am so tellingon you guys and exposing your freakshow circus

I am going to be oh so happy when they close this mother down

Originally posted by masteryoda
I'll be happy when they close your mother down. She's been open for business for years now. And I hear she's the reason the whole porn industry has been shut down.

Originally posted by CantThinkOfAName
You forgot incest.



We got incest, right?:confused:

Originally posted by masteryoda
Well I know you do. :rolleyes:

Originally posted by Jakesteraholic
^_^^_^^_^^_^ man Lackey? That guy is a walking disease incubator. I'm gonna goddamn epoxy that guy's anus shut and make him masturbate with epoxy as lube so his hand sticks to his penis and then I will laugh when the penis skin rips off on his hand and it will be on video called Epoxy Escapades. Then we'll see who you bend over.:

[masteryoda]

Originally posted by Killa Pooh Bear
For a second there, I thought I got tivoed! :(

Yeah like that'll ever happen. :rolleyes: :p

[masteryoda]

Originally posted by CantThinkOfAName
Well at least he'll have his right hand free to violate me

Originally posted by CantThinkOfAName
I dunno, you're hands are all cracked and greasy. And someone did some shoddy work on your vagina. Seriously, its a train-wreck:

Originally posted by PLAS
so what? you'r crack's already greasy

and it my Man-gina... learn the words, dumbass

and the shoddy work was given by your mom, she's a lousy blow

oh and if you want to talk about trainwrecks, why don't you share with us that Circle Jerck you, yoda, Jakester and Alf did the other day? it was a hoot to film tho

Originally posted by CantThinkOfAName
What? Dude, youve really made this is a sick thread

Interesting howPLAS took the thread to far for any of us.

Originally posted by Jakesteraholic
Pfffftsh, at least you don't let that stuff affect your real life. PETA got on my ass when I mail-ordered a blowfish. I was mislead:mad:

Originally posted by masteryoda
http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2004/US/South/05/07/abuse.family.reax/story.abuse.ap.jpg
Hey, look! I found the weapons of mass destruction!

Originally posted by PLAS
this has got to be the most insensitive, offensive, unPC and disrespectful post I've seen here....

and I love you for it

Originally posted by Jakesteraholic
I think we hit a conversational dead-end because I can't think of any funny replies

Last time that happened an ill-conceived clock joke was born

Originally posted by Jakesteraholic
If you don't expect much from my tiny mind then don't hold your breath for my tiny genitals

Originally posted by CantThinkOfAName
i think they look cute. like a baby jesus

Originally posted by masteryoda
http://www.seanbaby.com/superfriends/images/grundy11.gif

No wonder lackey likes Supes...

Originally posted by masteryoda
Oh, and I almost pissed myself during the Haters ball sketch. Chapelle saying Rosey O'Donnel has dick holes in her underwear was the most beautifull thing I ever heard. :D

Originally posted by PLAS
you muther^_^^_^^_^^_^ers decide to come here and have fun every ^_^^_^^_^^_^ing nite I decide to go and have a life for a ^_^^_^^_^^_^ing change!!!!


I miss you ^_^^_^^_^^_^ers!!!! try to kill your social life when I am having none

Originally posted by masteryoda
It's not our fault we post on your bingo night.

Originally posted by CantThinkOfAName
yeah, thats right, its ALL about PLAS. Its nothing but a PLASocentric world. Listen, buddy, i wont have a life when i dont wanna have a life. Coincidentally, thats happens to be most of the time I'm awake. But if sargent peppersmith and lutienent yellowtrousers wanna catch the oh-so-bad senor smellyhole, then who am i to get in the way of there investigation.




oh god...:(

Originally posted by masteryoda
You jsut made my year. (Yes it's been that sad of a year.) Northern Exposure was one of the funniest shows ever. you HAVE to check it out. You'll love it.

Originally posted by CantThinkOfAName
Well now i cant enjoy it. Anytime i watch it, Ill think of the sad year youve had and ill cry:(

Originally posted by Alf
When are they gonna put Boy meets world on dvd?
Originally posted by Lackey
Alf has a thing for Tapanga or whatever her name was

Originally posted by masteryoda
Who doesn't? Man, I wanted to love her R. Kelly style. :o

Originally posted by Jakesteraholic
Oh sorry Mr. Yoda, I didn't know I couldn't repeat things Larry David said like you can. My bad. Too bad I don't want anything representing me that you've touched before

I guess I have to find a new sig now. What an inconvenience First you don't like how I bring it so you make me go down to the gas station bathroom to get ribbed condoms, now you don't like my sig. WHat am I supposed to do, go down to the gas station bathroom and get a ribbed sig?

Originally posted by Lackey
so I see yoda got you your funny back

Originally posted by Al Frocks
oh sorry, ****box

Originally posted by Jakesteraholic
What is this crap? Only me and Alf have been here lately. If I wanted to go two days without getting a reply I would've asked my girlfriend to wear diapers during foreplay again

Originally posted by CantThinkOfAName
Google her up the ass! :mad:


She's young so there's no hair to get in the way

Originally posted by CantThinkOfAName
But Pat's such a nice guy:(

http://images.ibsys.com/2004/0106/2745268_200X150.jpg

Originally posted by masteryoda
Is that why you've been googling him up the ass?

Originally posted by CantThinkOfAName
Well Paula Abdul was doing it and i just wanted to be cool


Originally posted by Jakesteraholic
I heard she googled her cousin Kareem

Originally posted by masteryoda
Yeah, but it was just finger googling so it doesn't really count.

[Jakesteraholic]

The world now experienced some of the wonders of the secret thread:o

Are they better for it? Or have they been mentally impaired by the non-stop discussion of carnal misfortunes? Only time will tell.

[TheSumOfGod]

I want my ice cream.

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by masteryoda
Yeah like that'll ever happen. :rolleyes: :p Darn it all to heck! :(

[The Hero]

One of the funniest posts ever...

Originally posted by NightwingWC
Well hon, when a man gets really high, he needs to let off some steam. So he gets some cash and gets what is called a hooker. They go back to his place, and they get drunk. Then, the man sticks his one-eyed monster in the hookers garage. He thrusts until he miraculously spews out what is scientifically called penis pudding. He pulls his monster out to discover that the clothes they put on the monster had ripped. All the penis pudding was in the woman. Now, six months later, because the hooker does so many drugs, you are pulled out through her garage!

Ok,maybe not,but it's still pretty funny.

[The Hero]

POLL:
Buddha (either thin or fat)
Jesus (after Morpheus gave him the red pill)
Gandhi (seriously, how hard can it be to beat a bunch of Brits?)
MLK (Best. Public Speaker. Ever.)
They all mutually annihilate each other.
They join forces, form a superhero team and and take out the Bush administration.
Ghost Rider rides out of a dark alley and gives them all the Penitance Stare.



Originally posted by TheSumOfGod
Who would win in a battle to the finish? Let's take a look at our contestants...

Buddha- Asian, therefore probably knows martial arts, he is able to... he once said that... okay, so I don't know s**t about Buddha, except that Keanu Reeves played him in a movie once, and that he might have been a spiritual and philosophical role model for Jesus when he travelled to the far east during his missing years.

Jesus- Either the Son of God, born pure of sin, gifted with many cosmic superpowers, or... a crazy cult leader who was publicly executed for inciting terrorist acts. You decide!

Gandhi- Same thing as Buddha, except that he never went through an "Elvis phase" later on in his life.

Martin Luther King- Same thing as Gandhi, a follower of Jesus, who unfortunately wasn't able to dodge bullets.

As sacrilegious as this thread may be, we need a victor! Cast your vote!

I personally think that Buddha could take all of them out Steven Seagal style.
Originally posted by JediPunk
They form a giant robot to crush the administration. LOVE AND PEACE BEAM ACTIVATE!
Originally posted by The_Ghost_Rider
I voted for that I give them all a Penitence stare :up:
Originally posted by JediPunk
I don't see how the penance stare would work on guys who work their lives for the good of mankind.
Originally posted by Ben Urich
Wouldn't using the Penance Stare on a good guy sort of, like, reverse the effect? Like, make them stronger and feel the joy of all the good they've done? :confused:
Originally posted by The_Ghost_Rider
Cant be to careful :(


Originaly posted by TheSumOfGod
I want to see a B-series action flick about the life of Buddha starring Steven Seagal.
Originally posted by batnkevlar
Um, Buddha was from India. He was always skinny. He was never fat. He was a prince but denounce royalty to become a wanderer in search for enlightenment.

But he did have a son. You could call it "The Son of Buddha"...
Originally posted by TheSumOfGod
Buddha got HUGE later on in his life, like Elvis. Haven't you ever seen any of those fat Buddha statues? I've got a tiny little good-luck one in my pocket.
Originally posted by TheSumOfGod
Yeah, I guess that after wasting a near-lifetime on meditation, self-denial, self-discipline and enlightenment, Buddha figured: "Who the hell am I doing this for? I've been missing out on all the fun of being alive and human!", so he started eating, drinking and having sex like there was no tomorrow. Usually, the excess of youth is the road that leads to the wisdom of old age, but for Buddha, wisdom came first, and excess came later on. He reminds me of the biblical Salomon in that aspect, being an extremely enlightened individual who feasted every night and who had a thousand wives.


Originally posted by Mr Anderson !
I summon Exodia!
Originally posted by Guyverjay
You can't beat my egyptian god card!!!:mad:
Originally posted by MidKnight
I'm gonna be a cheap ****** and throw down my Dark Magican!!!

...and my magic card...MAGICAL HATS!
Originally posted by Guyverjay
I reveal my face down card

SWORDS OF REVEALING LIGHT!!:mad:
Originally posted by MidKnight
Go!!!

Karibu!:mad:

*waits for you to mock me*




Originally posted by The_Ghost_Rider
I voted for that I give them all a Penitence stare:up:
*****************************************
Originally posted by Elijya

that you call yourself The_Ghost_rider, and didn't correct him (it's actually the penance stare) is shameful

but you're hot, so who cares?



Originally posted by Corinthian
Jesus fall from Budah's upperkick... then Gandi goes "Rape them crazy" on them... then MLK goes "Black power kill KKK" on them... throwing flaming crosses.. and then Jesus destroys all of them and the universe implodes
:)
:o

Originally posted by TheSumOfGod
I want to see some Jesus-fu.

[Kipobe]

Didn't you try to make this thread as well Hero? What does masteryoda have that we don't? :(

[The Hero]

VD:(

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by The Hero
VD:( http://img14.photobucket.com/albums/v41/KaPers/Hype%20Pictures/50s_Gangsta_hat.gif

[The Hero]

Thats what he was wearing when he got it.:(

[PLAS]

sadly, this thread is starting to slowly go to hell

[Kipobe]

Yes, I lined it with 72 different VD's, and then placed it on his head...

HA! :D His "head"... oh boy... :up:

...

"head"

:confused:

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by PLAS
sadly, this thread is starting to slowly go to hell Why? Because you stopped quoting yourself? :confused:

[PLAS]

nope, mostly because people stopped quoting altogether

[Kipobe]

I had a post filled with some kick-ass stuff from all over, and then I accidentally hit "reset form", so I didn't bother try and recover it all...

[The Hero]

Originally posted by PLAS

and USMC, not all women are bad at BJs
Originally posted by USMC
You've gotten BJ's from all women?:confused:

PERVERT!:mad:

[The Hero]

Originally posted by Cobra Kai
http://www.paulkatcher.com/images/karatekid2.jpg

let's go out to the striiiiiiiip club!

let's go out to the striiiiiiiip club!

let's go out to the striiiiiiiip cluuuuub!




and have ourselves a snack!

[Evolution]

Originally posted by USMC

Remember thaqt episode of the Flash where he gets cloned, and it's a Blue suited Flash? Who won? Oh, the show was cancelled, so I guess no one.

Originally posted by Lazarus440

you have a hoe that blows!:eek:

Originally posted by m0dr0cker

Yeah. That's pretty bad-ass. It's about as bad-ass as Phil Donahue doing a bad imitation of you.

Originally posted by USMC

Man, if Orville Redenbaucher and the Cigarett Smoking Man had a child... it'd definitley be Matt.

Originally posted by m0dr0cker

Just two hours ago, my crack team of international super-spies brought me a secret diary entry from none other than the Reverend Jerry Falwell. They had to fight a hard and fast battle through Bible-thumping territory; they were approached and accosted by the evangelizing attack dogs from several Churches, but finally made it back safe and sound, still deeply rooted in their atheistic faith. (Well, except for when one international super-spy crossed himself after making it safely through enemy lines, but this can be attributed to him going 5 hours without weed.)

And here it is, folks, a revealing glimps at Jerry Falwell's inner life.


Dear Diary,

Whew, what a day. After televangelizing for four hours straight we finally managed to sucker the folks out of a total of $25,000. This is one of the best hauls we've had. Thank the Lord. . .hahahahahahaha.

Seriously, we had a few callers who didn't pledge anything except damning love for their brother man. Well, I tell you, if you're homosexual, you are nothing but an animal destined for Hell, is what I say. . . and the time that I thought about doing Pat Robertson up the ass doesn't count because those damn hippies at the Christian convention blew evil weed in my face. Damn hippies. They're going to hell. Peace and love my ass. How about fire and brimstone, you infernal hippies! I'd like to strangle them with their beads.

Anyway, the wife cooked me up a nice dinner. I'm so glad the Southern Baptist Convention finally ruled that a woman was inferior to a man. Damn feminists trying to be as good as men. That put my wife in her place. And she was about to enroll in some college courses. Feminists are goin' to hell. It's a good thing I saved my beloved wife from the same evil group. They probably would have smoked the evil weed and watched Seventh Heaven. That show is going to Hell.

I almost had an accident with a Catholic priest today. The damn hippie stepped off the curb and he damn near put a dent in my new Mercedes. Damn priest. He's going to hell. I don't have any proof but I'm sure he's one of those damned pedophiles. All Catholics are going to hell. Good at least there they can't do damage to my luxury vehicle. It's good to be a reverend, there isn't any vow of celibacy or poverty. Hahahahahahahahaha.

Wait, I haven't had carnal knowledge of my wife for years now. Well, that's okay, I am going to introduce that new intern at the church to the will of the Lord, if you know what I mean. Yeah, I can't resist those cute 16 year old girls.

Anyway, that's that for today, diary. Again, I pray that everyone except for me go to Hell. Oh yeah, and Lara, that pretty intern, she can join me in Heaven.

[The Hero]

Originally posted by Ben Urich
So I was making out with kritic, when he reached down and grabbed my balls, and I was totally turned off, because dude, what a *** :confused:

[The Hero]

Originally posted by echostation
where'd these two guys go?

Originally posted by Guyverjay
Kritic pissed on them and they died of blood poisoning :(

The hero is next so its not all doom and gloom:up:

Originally posted by The Hero
I do not fear warm,urine-soaked death.:o

Originally posted by Guyverjay
So you embrace it?

Dirty ^_^^_^^_^^_^er

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
paladin was like Hey Hooligan wanna go do some coke

and hooligan was all like Nuh, bro cuz my dad's picking me for little league

and paladin was like man, you've changed, dude

and hooligan was all nuh uh

and paladin was all uh huh

and hooligan was all nuh uh

and paladin was all uh huh

and then like this guy they knew came along, but totally didn't see them right, and he was in his dad's SUV talking on his cell to this hottie Karen that they all know right, chick with like a piercing in a special place, right, anyhow, and this guy didn't see them and he ran them totally over and there were all these brains splattered everywhere.

Um

So like thats what happened



Originally posted by Guyverjay
I can see why you're such a great author:up:

Originally posted by Corinthian
LMAO!!!!

OWNED:D

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
LMAO!!!!

BANNED!:doom:

[The Hero]

Originally posted by Daredevil886
And swamp ass does not come from living near a swamp...
Originally posted by Tukiluka
How do you know this? Perhaps swamp ass originated in the swamps of Madagascar. And these swamp ass people, migrated, and passed the swamp ass gene on to a whole race of swamp asses! If only we could breed them, to make a superhuman race of swamp asses. We might be able to take over the world! A swamp ass army! We can do it! We have the technology!
Originally posted by Immortalfire
http://www.uniquehardware.co.uk/server-smilies/contrib/edoom/theyareontome.gif

[Al Frocks]

tivo somethin good next time:o:o:o

[masteryoda]

Originally posted by Killa Pooh Bear
Why? Because you stopped quoting yourself? :confused:

:D

[Kipobe]

Don't post if you don't know da language! :mad: Originally posted by TLATOANI
I was watching a program of tv and i want to make a question:

it is true that there is improper in the school of usa??????


you know those how stole your lunch and money The sheer idiocy is brillliance personified! :o

[The Hero]

Originally posted by Docker
Okay for instance............I'm a man right?
Originally posted by Al Frocks
wrong

[The Hero]

I killed the thread.:(

[The Hero]

Originally posted by The Hero
I killed the thread.:(

[masteryoda]

Originally posted by CantThinkOfAName
He gets paid to be puked on? what is he, a vomitoligist?

Originally posted by CantThinkOfAName


It takes four years to get your degree in vomitology. The study of and medicine practices used to cure vomit. They have yet to find a cure to continuous vomiting. Please make a donation. Vomiting is a very common problem. One out of ever one and a half people experience vomiting. It can be very traumatic in childhood day, when it probably mostly occurs. Contact your local vomitologist ir the American Vomitology Association (AVA). Please. Your donation can most likely not help anyone from experiencing vomiting, but it will let vomitologists around the world get money for beer so they can go through the same fears as their patients and learn more about it. Beer and nachos. And of course the dip.

Ive gone on too long havent i...

Originally posted by CantThinkOfAName
This really pisses me off. Whenever i say something, one of my friends just has to go "Your Mama!"

Me: "Did you write the report?"Him: "I wrote your mama!"Me: "Do you vaccuum you're house?"Him: "I vacuum your mama!"Me: "Why do i even bother asking?"Him: "I bother asking your mama!"Me: Can you stop now?"Him: :I stopped your mama!"

DAMN HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by CantThinkOfAName
I said cuz Hyper said this

Hyper:
I love coks. Mmmmm. I wanna cok right now.

CTOAN:
:eek:

Hyper:
Hey, say you were looking forward to that cok:D

CTOAN:
What??!:eek: :confused:

Hyper:
SAY IT:mad:

CTOAN:
:(

CTOAN:
ok:(

CTOAN:
i was looking forward to that cok

Hyper:
YAY! That turns me on!

[masteryoda]

Originally posted by Hyper
It's not a penis on my head. You know how I can tell...because if it indeed was a penis you would be all over it.

Originally posted by Hyper
Well they weren't gay at the beginning they turned when they saw me. :)

Originally posted by Hyper
I'll pat you bum, but I won't call you a pretty bird cause I don't like to lie. :)

Originally posted by Hyper
Yoda since Blight doesn't want to cuddle with you I think it's only fair that I do. :)

Originally posted by Hyper
I guess since the nuts are roasted, my mom's favorite, she's taking a bite off them. :)




Well this topic is going to get closed soon. :(

[Jakesteraholic]

Originally posted by Jakesteraholic
I like to think of ethnicities as a box of crayola crayons.

That's why black girls need to get stuck up retard noses and native american chicks should be melted in big microwaves by toddlers.

Originally posted by Jakesteraholic
Erection
Oh erection, you have betrayed me
Hiding in your shell like a turtle
Or evading me like a Mexican jumping bean
I hope you don't have a worm in you like a Mexican jumping bean
Oh, you decide to show up now? Like I still want you? Need you?
Too late now. She has gone to sleep.

[CantThinkOfAName]

oh man, this is a great thread:up:


I love the Hyper ones. Did anyone (yoda) get the one with the breadsticks?:D

[Al Frocks]

CTOAN:
i was looking forward to that cok

Hyper:
YAY! That turns me on!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahah:D

[CantThinkOfAName]

i remember that thread. that was ****ing great:D

[CantThinkOfAName]

Originally posted by Themanofbat
Yes,... yes I do.
But not the wrath in your pants.
*
*
*
*
*
I choke on small bones, especially chicken bones..:D Originally posted by masteryoda
how many small bones did you have to suck to learn that?:p Originally posted by Themanofbat
Including you?

Uhhhhh..... err,..... about 852. :)

Originally posted by masteryoda
but i tasted the best right?


(ok, now i'm scaring myself.):eek: Originally posted by Themanofbat
I don't know....

CTOAN has that exotic "trash can" taste which is very yummy...

Lemme think about it... Originally posted by CantThinkOfAName
Its cuz I put honey in my pants:)
Originally posted by LucidParody
uhhh...dude...you have sugar in your pants... Originally posted by Themanofbat
And eleven herbs & spices...

Oh my God!!!:eek: :eek: :eek:
The Colonels secret recipe is in your trash can pants!!!!:)

[CantThinkOfAName]

Originally posted by Hyper
Come on everybody there is a party in my pants. :) Originally posted by CantThinkOfAName
No wonder your parties always suck:p Originally posted by Hyper
:( Originally posted by Hyper
Oh, wait I think I got it. Is this smiley a hint: :o ;) :D Originally posted by masteryoda
:confused:

[CantThinkOfAName]

Originally posted by Blight
:D :mad: :mad: :confused: Originally posted by Hyper
:confused: :( Originally posted by masteryoda
:o Originally posted by Hyper
:eek::confused: Originally posted by masteryoda
:hyper:

[CantThinkOfAName]

Originally posted by masteryoda
Jesus was just another in a long line of having Frank Oz's hand up his ass. :(

[CantThinkOfAName]

Originally posted by Honey Vibe
I regret it too.
Frankly, where are all the games? There's copious amounts of CRAP that teenage boys would like. But there's no games. Originally posted by Jakesteraholic
Honey, go play Viewtiful Joe. Go play Metroid Prime and Eternal Darkness and Star Wars Rogue Squadron and Super Smash Bros Melee and Mario Kart DD and Twin Snakes. Wait for Paper Mario and VJ2. Wait for RE4 and the new Zelda.

There, there HV, are the games. Yes, teenage boys like them, but I'd say your use of that demographic is a little close-minded.:rolleyes: Originally posted by Honey Vibe
Whatever Jake. Originally posted by Jakesteraholic
Well you've obviously countered my point to perfection. Congratulations, I now hate myself for buying a gamecube too. Let's get together sometime and slit our wrists in the GC section of a Wal-Mart electronics department.:) :rolleyes:

[Al Frocks]

hahahahahahahahahahaahaaahaaha

[Jakesteraholic]

If all you're gonna do is laugh at this stuff you should leave Alf.:mad: Or should I call you Tool? Toolf...Alf Tool.:mad:

[Lackey]

Originally posted by Jakesteraholic
If all you're gonna do is laugh at this stuff you should leave Alf.:mad: Or should I call you Tool? Toolf...Alf Tool.:mad:


Hahaha, brilliant! :confused:

[Jakesteraholic]

You just instant tivo'd:eek:

[Al Frocks]

l'll laugh at what l choose, Jakesterileholic:mad:

haha, sterile:mad::mad::mad:

[Al Frocks]

:(:confused:

[Jakesteraholic]

I'm addicted to sterility:(

Anyway I want to put a lot of posts from my sodomy joke thread in here but you know...I'm far too lazy.:o

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by TheAlmightyFuzz
honeybunchesofoats,
I know you missed my birthday and I've cried every day since then. :( How long have you had the fish sandwich? you were talking about it a very long time ago so I don't think I want it, especially since it's been in your pants.

Love,

TheAlmightyFuzz Love letters are so romantic! :)

[Kipobe]

...wtf?!? That makes no ****ing sense out of context! :mad:

:confused:

:(

[Kipobe]

Not meant to be funny... but that's why it's so damn funny!

Originally posted by Movies205
This is me:

http://img14.photobucket.com/albums/v41/KaPers/Hype%20Pictures/severe_loser.jpg

Oh man... :up:

[The Hero]

Originally posted by Lackey

From : Gr*g B*xt*r.
E mail : ------------

Lackey,
Hi, I hope you’re well. After coming across your interesting posts in the Superhero Hype forum, I hope it’s ok to write you, regarding Spider-man.

[content edited cuz Paradoxium scared me ]


QUESTION : In addition.....

Thanks so much for your time.

Sincerely, Gr*g

anyone.... anyone?


Originally posted by Jakesteraholic
Lackey you pussy.:mad: If you're gonna post a PM go all the way and don't back out.:mad:


From : Lackey

Jake I don't know why we can't still be friends. Look, I like you a lot. But I also like the stray cat I found in an alley a lot too. I didn't want you to see my fetish...no, quirk. It's more of a kitty sex personality quirk. But the main point is that I feel like a ping pong ball of love, being batted between you and Purrcy. Yeah, that's the cat's name. It's a pun.

xoxoxox
-Lackey


Originally posted by Lackey
dammit!... I hope you get banned for that :mad:










Purrcy left me :(
Originally posted by Al Frocks
for me:o
Originally posted by Lackey
I shoulda never let her toss your salad... it was supposed to be a one time thing :o
Originally posted by Al Frocks
l lied...l didnt read that purrcy was a cat...
Originally posted by Lackey
too late, once it's out there, it's out there... now everyone knows all your dirty little secrets... well, not all of them :)
Originally posted by masteryoda
Lackey sent me the same PM.

And I got one from that other guy also.
Originally posted by PLAS
yoda... looks like somebody wants to push your beans in
Originally posted by Jakesteraholic
kinda sad that our combined sexuality still didn't exceed that of a stray cat:(

I just don't think we can compete with how lithe Purrcy was
but at least we have human-sized anuses:mad:

[The Hero]

Continued...

Originally posted by Spidey_Freak
I PMed him telling him I would rape women and beat the s**t out of peopple I didn't like:o
Originally posted by Lackey
sheesh! you're not Superman, just Spider-Man :(
Originally posted by Superman
Hey!:mad:
Originally posted by Jakesteraholic
Oh and the rape committee is gonna replace you with Captain Marvel.
Shazam, *****!

Originally posted by Killa Pooh Bear
Jesus, why is this important? I was hoping you'd say something like "I'm growing pubic hair and I'm only 6", that woulda been a better topic, but to tell us about your PM that all of us have, I mean, Jesus H. Christ. What the hell?!? Why? Why are you here, and by "here", I don't mean here at SHH, I mean "here" as in planet earth. You suck... alot. Your parents don't like you. Your pet pees on you. And you come to the internet, and you're not accepted there either.

Discover a shovel and bury yerself.
Originally posted by Captain Cat
Who the hell is Jesus H. Christ?
Originally posted by Killa Pooh Bear
You quoted all of that just to ask me that? :(

[Spidey_Freak]

Did Jesus have a middle name?:o

[masteryoda]

Originally posted by Jakesteraholic


Oh, and nice job pointing out her gender as being a disadvantage. Why don't you just give your right to vote back and massage my goddamn feet.:rolleyes:

Also, I really like it that you're taking this so personally, like Millar is purposely insulting your intelligence and your intelligence alone. He's got an agenda against you.:rolleyes: Drop the book and read the stupid free full previews then. That way you can keep up your incessant whining AND not put your sweet sweet cash in the hands of that impotent bastard Dodson--I mean, Millar, yeah, Millar.:o

[PLAS]

Originally posted by Spidey_Freak
Did Jesus have a middle name?:o

H?

[Movies205]

Originally posted by Killa Pooh Bear
Not meant to be funny... but that's why it's so damn funny!



Oh man... :up:

That's right I'm the king of cool:cool:


KPB, stop trying so hard you're not funny it's the way life is :)

[Kipobe]

Geez Movies, don't get pissy with me 'cuz you're pointless to the planet... do you seriously have nothing better to do than follow me around all the time? The best part about this is that you're seriously pissed that I keep posting that picture, which just makes my post more and more funny, and you keep responding by saying "I'm cool", when it's abundantly clear to the planet that you're not. I love you because you keep making an ass out of yourself.

[masteryoda]

Originally posted by Killa Pooh Bear
Geez Movies, don't get pissy with me 'cuz you're pointless to the planet... do you seriously have nothing better to do than follow me around all the time? The best part about this is that you're seriously pissed that I keep posting that picture, which just makes my post more and more funny, and you keep responding by saying "I'm cool", when it's abundantly clear to the planet that you're not. I love you because you keep making an ass out of yourself.

I thought it was funny. :o

[Kipobe]

Yes, but the self-proclaimed "king of cool" didn't find it funny, so it must not be...

[masteryoda]

pfft.

Hyper's the true king of cool. :mad:


crap I shouldn't have said that. :(

[The Hero]

The sad,sad day when PLAS's stash ran out.:(

Originally posted by PLAS
I am listening to Radiohead's "like spinning plates"

and I'm tripping and I can't get out


jelp
Originally posted by PLAS
somebody stop this

this is way too much

it was really, really fat

and it was just the last remains of my won private stash
an how the hell am I doing it to type correctly?
Originally posted by PLAS
I'm back to save world... again

women and children first

the lyrics are very iffcult to follow due to the overlaying of voices

here in a line
everything all at the time

we're not scaremongering
this is really happening
take the money and run
Originally posted by PLAS
marlon brando is so ****ing sexy
point #1
Originally posted by PLAS
I say pay for it
the whole sum
to magnify pain
is point #1


Lorena
I really miss you right now

we need a healing
aloe plant
your soothing hands run down my back

if she were to read this she would pee her pants
or whatever she's wearing at the moment of the supposed reading of this


voice and music
the sound and the fury
the movement of soundwaves through your brain

and a soothing voice, creaming it's lungs out
cry baby, cry
even with few notes you will bring the soothing screamos of anger and pain and suffering and need of healing
Originally posted by PLAS
I didn't remember radiohead's knives out starting so slow

and taking to ****ing long for the sparkly guitars to come

REM did some neat sparkly guitars

it's the end of the world as we know it
and I feel fine
Originally posted by PLAS
maybe I downloaded the acoustic version
or the extremely boring version
Originally posted by PLAS
this is going tyo be so special

because she burns
she burns
and today is on fire
and the lyrics havent started yet
there they go
the sky is
so tell me


so tell me what the price is for glory

she's the only one who knows what it is to burn


why am I passing for such a ****ing mean streak?
has luck turned her face from me
or did god do that?
but
which god?


I'm fallingf down to earth
shes the only one who knows what it is to burn

I so ****ing wish I could find my equally burning fire

today is fire and she burns

here comes the screams

she
BBBBBUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNS
SHE BURNNNNNNNNS

SHE BURRNNSSSSSSSSSSS
SHE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAARZN
SHE BURNZ


like a Im falling fater down to earth

please
I need you my burning pyre
to tell me what it is to burn
Originally posted by PLAS
it's a rocking circus
a freaking circus
and the fact that some of these songs I've never heard before
it's making them freakier
when did Radiohead go bosa nova?
why is dollars and cents sounding like hawaian music?
bosa nova
when did radiohead decide to make a song for a sadisic sex scene in hawai from the movie punch drunk love?
when did they just made me feel like my pundles where about to explode?
Originally posted by PLAS
thirty seconds seem longer
Originally posted by PLAS
two minutes too
Originally posted by PLAS
I know I am going to crave macdonalds later

but I was smart and bought me two big macks when I went to McSh¡ty at 10 pm
Originally posted by PLAS
now they've gone cabaret
***ing radiohead can't keep their heads straigth
Originally posted by PLAS
why did I put the cure's pornography? it's a downward hole into depression
Originally posted by PLAS
only two minutes of that dirge like song one hundred years

and 's 6 minutes loong
Originally posted by MarvelMovies
A thread of PLAS...

:)
Originally posted by PLAS
yes
but this is the last one of my stoner threads
my stash is over
and since I don't buy
and that one was a gift
ataskate your hands now that we have hands
Originally posted by PLAS
I'm gonna miss this threads
but today I blew the last of my stash
and I blew it away
and blow it does
just lik this thread

but, what's the differenc between "this sucks" and "this blows"

suck is the oposite of blow
and since sucking is bad
I bet blowing should be really really good... or not evil

so then, when someone says "this movie blows", this person is not actually saying anything bad about said movie, it's saying the exact oposite of sucking, which is: BLOWING
and since blowing is so damn good, maybe this fooking movie is one of the best things to hit a screen

so, does this thread suck or blow?
Originally posted by PLAS
Girls Against Boys is the ballsiest band I've heard so far this night

monotonous, in your face, melodic, stoping
all the rage is all the rage
Originally posted by PLAS
according to my theory, GvsB, blows chunks
Originally posted by PLAS
Robert Smith should have quit before he became such a fatass
I mean
am I going to be jumping around onstage wearing leather pants when I'm fortysomething?

will I?
Originally posted by PLAS
should I go for the Big Mac and fries?
Originally posted by PLAS
Basstation by GvsB is such a kick ass song
Originally posted by PLAS
I blame Robert Smith for all the goth idiots who tyhink themselves above of the world below
Originally posted by PLAS
home made icees are not a good idea
Originally posted by PLAS
they should merge all my stoner threads and make one called "PLAS at his stupidest"
Originally posted by PLAS
Mike Patton and Mr Bungle are the most insane things of music in this planet
Originally posted by PLAS
thank you very much ladies and gentle men

this has been a very stoned presentation of me

see you on sunday
Originally posted by masteryoda
It's like I was inside his brain. :eek:

[CantThinkOfAName]

:eek:

[Spidey_Freak]

ahahaha

[Jakesteraholic]

Another Secret Thread Teaser!:eek:

Originally posted by Jakesteraholic
I read Hellboy: Seed of Destruction last night. It was pretty enjoyable. Any of you douchebags read it?:mad:
Originally posted by CantThinkOfAName
im not into goth porn:rolleyes:
Originally posted by Jakesteraholic
you know humping stone gargoyles still counts as goth porn.:rolleyes:
Originally posted by CantThinkOfAName
that;s why i put happy birthday hats on them:rolleyes:

[The Hero]

Originally posted by Zerocool6989
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: I'm half drunk right now and I drove 40 miles back home that way.
Zerocool8969: lol
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: You won't believe what happened!
Zerocool8969: what?
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: my friend
Zerocool8969: okay
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: he was really REALLy drunk
Zerocool8969: yeah...?
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: he wanted to do an impression of Stone Cold Steve Austin
Zerocool8969: :-D
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: he wanted to crack two beers open and pour them down his throat like Austin
Zerocool8969: :-D
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: Only on top of a raised Ford Bronco
Zerocool8969: :-D
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: So he did it
Zerocool8969: :-D
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: and the beer slipped down the windshield
Zerocool8969: :-D
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: he was getting down and he slipped on the windshield and cracked the back of his head on the windshield.
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: he cracked the windshield
Zerocool8969: =-O
Zerocool8969: 8-)
Zerocool8969: haha...dumbass
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: then he rolled down the hood and fell off
Zerocool8969: :-D
Zerocool8969: muhahaha, moron
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: it was ssoooooo funny
Zerocool8969: 8-)
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: then he got angry and began slamming his head on the garage door.
Zerocool8969: lol
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: he dented the garage door.
Zerocool8969: :-D
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: Then he threatened to beat me up if I didn't hit him.
Zerocool8969: :-D
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: I took his threat seriously cuz he's bigger than me.
Zerocool8969: :-D
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: So I punched him
Zerocool8969: :-D
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: He rolled backwards and slammed his face into his mom's car's windshield.
Zerocool8969: :-D
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: He broke that too
Zerocool8969: lol
you know?
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: It just means that you can take anyone out when
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: I was molested
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: ...........an hour ago
Zerocool8969: damn
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: BTW, you will see Kirsten's nipples again
Zerocool8969: :-D
Zerocool8969: sweet
Zerocool8969: what scene?
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: Close to the end when she is tied up.
Zerocool8969: you are one funny person when you are drunk :/
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: I will spoil the movie for you
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: He gets the black costume at the end.
Zerocool8969: I already know what happens moron
Zerocool8969: you said that yesterday
Zerocool8969: f**king moron
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: I have no idea what's going on
Zerocool8969: hmmm
Zerocool8969: I don't like you when you are drunk
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: I'm not
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: drunk
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: ok
Zerocool8969: yes
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: i
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: am
Zerocool8969: you even said you are
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: I was with this silly friend who broke windshields and this sad friend who's drinking himself cuz he got rejected.
Zerocool8969: dude
Zerocool8969: stop being stupid
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: ok
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: what?
Zerocool8969: god damn moron
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: your
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: a
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: ho
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: mo
Zerocool8969: no
Zerocool8969: I
Zerocool8969: am
Zerocool8969: not
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: straight
Zerocool8969: I
Zerocool8969: am
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: hahahahaha
Zerocool8969: straight
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: what you doing 4 of July?
Zerocool8969: I don't know
Zerocool8969: and I don't care
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: You know the guy I told you that broke windshield today?
Zerocool8969: yeah
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: Last year
Zerocool8969: ....
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: we bought illegal fireworks
Zerocool8969: cool
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: and he aimed it the wrong way and it fired into his face and burned it
Zerocool8969: :-D
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: it was funny
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: he was drunk again and he had alcohol (which is flamable) all over his mouth and shirt.
Zerocool8969: I don't care
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: why?
Zerocool8969: I just don't
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: last month he got sooo drunk he fell asleep in the middle of an orchird field of cherries until the morning.
Zerocool8969: beh
Zerocool8969: I don't care dude
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: his brother go sooo drunk these girls took his wallet and ripped him off $400.
Zerocool8969: heh
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: I met a new girl
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: do you care?
Zerocool8969: sure
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: Her name was Suzanne.
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: Unfortunately she was married
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: :-[
Zerocool8969: heh
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: Then I met Crystal
Zerocool8969: heh
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: unfortunately she was engaged
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: :-[
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: Then I now met Nicole Newman
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: I don't know what her status is and I don't care.
Zerocool8969: ah
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: :-[
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: If she's taken I will meet Melissa which I also met with Nicole.
Zerocool8969: ah
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: But there is a problem with Melissa
Zerocool8969: okay
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: I need some advice (even yours)
Zerocool8969: sure
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: she has a penis. Should I continue to persue her you think?
Zerocool8969: no
Zerocool8969: "'nuff said"
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
Zerocool8969: heh
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: but she's hot:'(
Zerocool8969: f**k that dude
Zerocool8969: she has a dick
Zerocool8969: I'd stay far away from her
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: nobodies perfect
Zerocool8969: still
Zerocool8969: and if you were not drunk and saw what you were saying
Zerocool8969: you would kill yourself me thinks
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: I won't remember
Zerocool8969: that;s probably a good thing
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: you're picky aren't you?
Zerocool8969: I'm not into that shorta thing dude
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: look, just because a girl has a small mole on her face or a penis doesn't mean there is something wrong with her nor is she getting to know better.
Zerocool8969: I like girls to be 100% all female:-!
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: me too
Zerocool8969: I don't care if the Tovah chick does have a mole
Zerocool8969: she isn't that bad
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: Tovah?
Zerocool8969: it's just a mole
Zerocool8969: from Spider-man 2
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: who?
Zerocool8969: the girl Peter has cake with
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: Oooooh!
Zerocool8969: yeah
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: the chocolate cake girl
Zerocool8969: yup
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: she's looks like she just came out of cancer and surveys.
Zerocool8969: hmm
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: dat girl was nasty!
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: Even I wouldn't eat her cake
Zerocool8969: lol
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: would you do a fat girl or an ugly girl?
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: I would
Zerocool8969: hmm...if I loved them
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: YOU LOVE FAT GIRLS?!?
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHALOLOLOLOL
Zerocool8969: dude
Zerocool8969: you took what I said out of context
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: what
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: You said "if I loved them"
Zerocool8969: if I loved the person themself
Zerocool8969: that's what I meant
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: that's a lot of person to dig under to find
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: :-D
Zerocool8969: lol
Zerocool8969: I don't care rigth now
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: I banged a fat girl once
Zerocool8969: *right*
Zerocool8969: that's nice
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: that wasn't the shocking part
Zerocool8969: speak no more dude
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: she had the hairiest muff you'd ever seen!=-O
Zerocool8969: ewwww
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: "With great snatch comes great forestry."
Zerocool8969: groos
Zerocool8969: *grose*
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: Hair Osborne?
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: Hairy Osborne
Zerocool8969: :-D
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: "I'm Bush-Man, no more."
Zerocool8969: :-D
Zerocool8969: dude
Zerocool8969: shut up
Zerocool8969: stop making funof the totally awesome movie
Zerocool8969: *fun of*
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: "I believe there's a bush in all of us. Something to make us itchy, to catch crabs, even if we have to give up the things we want most."
Zerocool8969: >:o
Zerocool8969: stfu
Zerocool8969: that is a great spech in the movie
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: hehehehe
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: I know
Zerocool8969: you're ruining it for me
Zerocool8969: I know what is said
Zerocool8969: but still
Zerocool8969: it's a very good spech
Zerocool8969: so shut the f**k up
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: Quit being a ***!
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: Have fun for once
Zerocool8969: **** you
Zerocool8969: I'm not gay
Zerocool8969: I just like the spech mother f**ker
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: you need to lighten up and drink a beer.
Zerocool8969: no
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: Tomorrow, I will PM you your first beer, ok?
Zerocool8969: sweet8-)
Zerocool8969: actually
Zerocool8969: I've had a beer before
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: no you haven't, If I never saw you drink it.
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: it's your first time to me
Zerocool8969: :-D
Zerocool8969: sure
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: I must retire to headquarters now.
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: *bed*
Zerocool8969: yeah
Zerocool8969: I'll talk to you tomorrow
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: see you later and go to sleep
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: aight
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: don't start a thread about this
Zerocool8969: hmm
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: or I'll
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: hit you.............or.........something
Zerocool8969: :-D
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: yeah whatever
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: later
Zerocool8969: I'll f**king drop kick you in the ass and throw you off a bridge Goblin style8-)
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: whatever
SkiZZy4ShiZZy signed off at 4:23:33 AM.

Yeah...we have the stupidist chats. :-\
Originally posted by Jakesteraholic
Bison bites the genitals off of baby deer he comes across while driving.
Originally posted by echostation
wait, Bison didn't talk about his flaming flamboyant love affair that he started with Mr Spock some days back in another thread?

http://www.indiafm.com/firstlook/smileplease.jpg
Originally posted by Jakesteraholic
his mouth was full of baby deer genitals at the time
Originally posted by the overtaker
E.Bison rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Originally posted by Jakesteraholic
he rules at chewing on baby deer genitals, anyway

[The Hero]

Zerocool8969: she has a dick
SkiZZy4ShiZZy: nobodies perfect
LMAO:D

[The Hero]

Originally posted by PLAS
http://www.wasteoftechnology.com/articles/norrisshirtless.jpg
he is such a hunk
http://www.born-today.com/Today/pix/norris_c.jpg
all his movies are great
http://www.virtualtoychest.com/chucknorris/chuck_nor_1_crop.jpg
he is my boy toy
http://www.julianjunglee.com/chucknorris6.jpg
even the freaky oriental guy approves
http://www.ajepstein.com/photo%20gallery/photos/norris2.jpg
some people think he blows
http://foos.caltech.edu/norris.jpg
but whoever thinks that gets a swift kick in the face by Chuck

[The Hero]

Originally posted by Lighthouse
You had sex with a furnace inside an outhouse covered with Power Ranger wallpaper, while a gorilla and Burt Reynolds watched and talked about the politics of eastern Cambodia while eating mastadon s**t.
I don't even know what I'm doing anymore.:(

[Kipobe]

Let's face it, stuff is just funnier when it's tivoed. :up:

[The Hero]

Yup:up:

[Jakesteraholic]

There's not as much tivoable stuff anymore:(

The wells are running dry because post quality has fallen with the ascent of worthless posters overrunning community and to a lesser extent, the other forums:(

[The Hero]

Originally posted by Jakesteraholic
The wells are running dry because post quality has fallen with the ascent of worthless posters overrunning community and to a lesser extent, the other forums:( Your Welcome.:o

[Jakesteraholic]

Originally posted by The Hero
Your Welcome.:o
not you:o

your E. Bisons and your Mr. Andersons and the other people whose posts seem to all blend together because the only personality they have is a bland, obnoxious one. They all seem to think they're the king of comedy, too. Yeah, you're funny, douchebags.:rolleyes:

[The Hero]

Originally posted by Jakesteraholic
not you:o

your E. Bisons and your Mr. Andersons and the other people whose posts seem to all blend together because the only personality they have is a bland, obnoxious one. They all seem to think they're the king of comedy, too. Yeah, you're funny, douchebags.:rolleyes: E.Bison and Mr.Anderson are the same person.







Me after I've watched Conan.:o

[Jakesteraholic]

but seriously are they really the same person:confused::(

[The Hero]

Most of the spammers in Community are probably the same couple of people.

[Al Frocks]

not if you're typing realisticly, they arent...

[The Hero]

Now this is not a quote,but you've got to check out this (http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=111490&perpage=25&pagenumber=1) thread.It's like the ultimate nerd fight.It went from a discusion of the worst moments in comic book movies to "why Daredevil sucks" to a freaking political arguement.It's funny to check up on from time to time,I even put it in my sig.

[The Hero]

Originally posted by Evolution
Dude, if you don't know who he is, why the goddamn f**k are you posting in this? Jesus Christ, do you HAVE to leave your f**king scent on every f**king thread you come across?

I mean, for the love of Jesus Christ, why can't you use your f**king brain for once in your pathetic and, hopefully, short-lived life?



Originally posted by Docker
kill all of them biatches and then rape the dude. He'll know better next time.



Originally posted by Docker
You are scaring me. Not only do you have a name similiar to those of Bin Laden but you........I don't know, remind me of Mr. Rogers.


Originally posted by CantThinkOfAName
that reminds me of that joke where its raining and one guy goes "you know what causes rain" and the other says "no, why" and the guy says back "when god pees" and im bursting my ovaries in laughter:(


Originally posted by Lazarus440
who likes short shorts?
http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2004/WORLD/meast/07/01/iraq.saddam/story.saddam.court.jpg
Saddam: i like short shorts!

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by Evolution
You know, I'm so glad you posted this because it's certainly going to advance cancer research to levels nobody could have ever imagined.

Yeah, this thread really doesn't have anything to do with curing cancer, or anything, really, so I guess you feel pretty stupid now for posting a useless thread. *lights candle* :o

[The Hero]

LOL

[The Hero]

Originally posted by Cobra Kai
I'd soooo do Nanny from Muppet Babies...

them socks are sooo sexy!
:eek: :eek: :eek:

[Kipobe]

I love a cynic...Originally posted by Lackey
I'm leaving the Hype... everyone come say bye to me and tell me how much you'll miss me.

Even though I'm bored with this place, I'm still sitting here at my computer making a big announcement about my leaving so I can get some attention and read through all the replies of my fans, then a few months down the road I'll make an "I'm back" thread and watch all you boring people welcome me with open arms... you love me, you really do love me.

Don't cry for me, SHH!, the truth is I never left you. :( Oh, Lackey. :(:up:

[CantThinkOfAName]

:D

I wonder if that thread where SIG made a poll for people to vote him off the hype is still around:confused:

[PLAS]

I doubt it

but myabe SIG has it somewhere

[Evolution]

KPB is my homeboy.

[masteryoda]

At least when I'm in hell I'll have someone I know there with me. :)

Originally posted by Lackey
Hey man, don't rain on his parade with your golden shower of intolerance :mad:

Originally posted by Lackey
well, if I were to do it with a 92 year old woman, it would definitely be about the sex.
Mature women are very experienced and got a lot of tension to let loose.
...and it's a plus with the BJs not having any teeth in the way. :up:

Originally posted by jonty30
Without teeth, they can open really wide.


All right, I'm back in the game.

Thanks man.

Originally posted by Lackey
she'll be dead in 5 years... she really should be dead already, the guy's practically a necrophiliac... or maybe he is and just made a mistake.

[Jakesteraholic]

When you're in hell the demons will have to unionize:rolleyes: