Guys on LSD steal troll!

[Brodie Bruce]

I don't know how exactly this went down, but 'll describe it to the best of my ability. Two guys take some LSd ,and wander around the town. They come across a troll. Troll's being quite rare, they decide to take it back to their place and play with it. I imagine the three of them sitting in a circle rolling a ball between them. They eventually get bored and think, " Trolls are pretty rare, let's keep it i nthe closet." Eventually they come down and re-enter the closet. In it they find an eight year old retarded girl. True story, and I have never laughed so hard in my entire life.

[Tukiluka]

:D



Was the troll dead?

[Brodie Bruce]

No, it made through alive.

[Spidey_Freak]

Did they shave the troll?

[Brodie Bruce]

Why would they shave a troll? They just played with it and stuck it i their closet, is that not enough for you!!!?!??!

[Spidey_Freak]

Originally posted by BrodieBruce
Why would they shave a troll? They just played with it and stuck it i their closet, is that not enough for you!!!?!??!
Well, if I were to catch a troll I would put it through hours of enduring torture so I could find out where the rest of them live, this would include Chinese torture, solitary confinement, shaving, tasers, bambu chutes, and many other items. Passion of the Christ style, baby:D

[War Lord]

I would prefer to find an elf. A nice tall blond one.










Preferably passed out on a park bench.

[Tukiluka]

Originally posted by BrodieBruce
No, it made through alive. And this is true? I mean, even if you made it up, it's great. :D

[Mixairian]

Originally posted by BrodieBruce
I don't know how exactly this went down, but 'll describe it to the best of my ability. Two guys take some LSd ,and wander around the town. They come across a troll. Troll's being quite rare, they decide to take it back to their place and play with it. I imagine the three of them sitting in a circle rolling a ball between them. They eventually get bored and think, " Trolls are pretty rare, let's keep it i nthe closet." Eventually they come down and re-enter the closet. In it they find an eight year old retarded girl. True story, and I have never laughed so hard in my entire life.

Brodie... I was depressed a few minutes ago about what happened today... But... This story has cheered me up and made me happy.

[Spidey_Freak]

I'm gonna make this an email FW: :D:D:D

[Brodie Bruce]

Originally posted by Tukiluka
And this is true? I mean, even if you made it up, it's great. :D

It's 3rd hand, but I'm pretty sure its true.

[Zen]

that is a true story. you can search for it on fark.com

[Spidey_Freak]

"Dude...it's like...a troll..."
"Dude, your so stoned"
"No, I mean, it has to be a troll..*cough*look at how deformed it is"

[Brodie Bruce]

They were on LSD

[Wolfwood]

:D :D

This story has brightened up my day.

[Capt Throbberson]

Wow that was pretty random

[Bathrat]

you were one of those guys weren't you.

come on, don't deny it.

Now, where are you keeping that troll you sick freak!!! :mad:

[Jack Rabbit]

Did they return it?

Regardless, though. That's the funniest thing I've heard all week.:D

[Capt Throbberson]

Hmmmmm.. doesnt the troll have parents

[Darkphoenix]

Ok. So granted this is a troll, how did they get it through the door. And was it a big troll a medium sized troll or a midget troll?

[Jack Rabbit]

Did you, uh, read the thread?:confused:

[Brodie Bruce]

Once they realized the troll was a retarded gil they called the cops and confessed to what they did. Troll was reunited with parents and all is well

[Capt Throbberson]

BREAKING NEWS: Troll gets hit by car, All is not well

[Truthteller]

This has to be an Urban Legend... anybody check yet? BB, did this happen to a "friend of a friend?"

[Truthteller]

I suspect that BB might be posting while on LSD... :o :D

[Capt Throbberson]

It's obviouse that BB is the troll

[Brodie Bruce]

no, this happened abut a fe weeks ago, I jsut recalled it now and decided to post it. IT happened somewhere near here, biut I don't know exactly where.

[Truthteller]

But you do not know exactly who it happened to right? They were "friends of friends" right?

[Brodie Bruce]

Idon't know the people. The guy who told me about it heard it on the news or something.

[Truthteller]

I'll see what I can find out about it.

Funny, I think it is rather old story... I seem to remeber it from several years ago...

[Brodie Bruce]

Maybe you are going insane from the pressure of the mod job.

[Quietstorm]

Originally posted by Truthteller
I'll see what I can find out about it.

Funny, I think it is rather old story... I seem to remeber it from several years ago...

Truthteller please check you pm message :( I am awating your reply :mad: :o

[Spidey_Freak]

"Dude....it's speaking troll language"
*grunts and weird language*

[Darren Daring]

This story is still funny.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I was just gonna say, another one of those threads from the good old days that shames the present-day Hypenot.

[Lackey]

I was just gonna say, another one of those threads from the good old days that shames the present-day Hypenot.


this doesn't count, Brodie doesn't count :o

[Lackey]

Truthteller please check you pm message :( I am awating your reply :mad: :o



poor Quietstorm never got that reply :csad:

[Dew k. Mosi]

I am pretty sure I have seen this on Snopes. It's just an urban legend

[jaguarr]

I was just gonna say, another one of those threads from the good old days that shames the present-day Hypenot.

I'm thinkin' Dry Hump! At The Disco has definitely got the edge on this thread.

jag

[Darren Daring]

this doesn't count, Brodie doesn't count :o

I count more than anyone. If it's good.

Not if it's bad.

[SLVRSR4]

i love looking at threads on page 3:) that is up there with funniest stories i have read

[Wilhelm-Scream]

i love looking at threads on page 3:) that is up there with funniest stories i have read

STFU!:cmad:

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y199/Wilhelm-Scream/popeye.png

[Darren Daring]

heh, troll.

[Lackey]

troll! :eek:

http://www.dcf.state.fl.us/fostercare/images/littlegirlblur.jpg

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Oh, that was it.

I was trying to remember why it was weird that you reminded me of Popeye twice in one week. First this thread, then when you said you "tink". Okay.

[Darren Daring]

But I'm not the one who reminded you of popeye in this thread.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

troll! :eek:

http://www.dcf.state.fl.us/fostercare/images/littlegirlblur.jpg

I hope everyone's going to go out and buy Crispin Hellion Glover's "What Is It" (which stars only actors who are afflicted/blessed with Down's Syndrome) the day it comes out.....to send a message to Hollywood.

Vote with your dollars!

[Wilhelm-Scream]

But I'm not the one who reminded you of popeye in this thread.Don't be glib.:(

[Darren Daring]

Cronk?

[JLBats]

I was just gonna say, another one of those threads from the good old days that shames the present-day Hypenot.

You glorify the past while the future dries up:down:(

[Wilhelm-Scream]

You glorify the past while the future dries up:down:(No, I love the Brodester, but that was one of the most sarcastic things I've ever posted.

Also, I'm here, now, in the trenches, trying to hydrate the present, so the future can be engorged and juicy.

[JLBats]

Also, I'm here, now, in the trenches, trying to hydrate the present, so the future can be engorged and juicy.

Do you need a diagram to help you find the Hype's clitoris?

[Darren Daring]

No, yeah, I actively hate my entire personality on the hype immediately after I make each post:(

[Snipershot]

OMG, that is ****ing horrible, but so hilarious!

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Do you need a diagram to help you find the Hype's clitoris?I thought Dew was the Hype's clitoris.:confused:

and Morg is it's taint. Right?:confused:

[Snipershot]

why the hell is THE HYPE, of all places being compared to the clit and the tanit!?!?!?!?!?!?

[Mr. Credible]

I don't know how exactly this went down, but 'll describe it to the best of my ability. Two guys take some LSd ,and wander around the town. They come across a troll. Troll's being quite rare, they decide to take it back to their place and play with it. I imagine the three of them sitting in a circle rolling a ball between them. They eventually get bored and think, " Trolls are pretty rare, let's keep it i nthe closet." Eventually they come down and re-enter the closet. In it they find an eight year old retarded girl. True story, and I have never laughed so hard in my entire life.

aw, man....... i usually laugh at about everything, but that's just really, really not funny.

[Kipobe]

Let me clear this up for Wilhelm:

The Hype is like high school.

In 9th grade, we all met each other, had a pow wow under the freshmen pressure, and then started to get along.

By 10th grade, we know each other better, establish friendships, and sleep with some of the teachers.

By 11th grade, we run the school, and the new breed of freshmen are fit for the picking. We mock them because we're better and we've already traveled the road they're now on.

By our senior year, we're the vets and the kings. We look down on anyone who's not us, and we're happy because we're at the top of the food chain. Everyone else is below.

Unfortunately, some of us have now been here longer than four years... and if this was really high school, we've not only seen our friends graduate onto better things, but the ones we once mocked are now our peers, so we feel awkward, and yearn for the days when we were in a class we understood. Instead, we see the likes of Blight, Fuzz, Tuk, Gunny, Ryoko, Mindworm, Zen and many others graduate and leave us, and now we're taking Biology behind ****ing caretaker14, who the year before we were just downright pissing on. I mean, literal pee, man.

Unfortunately, we cannot progress, because we haven't graduated from here as of yet... and thankfully, there's enough kept back seniors for us to feel like we don't really need to go anywhere... but when we see a flashback from the past, it's like being reunited with home. An era when all was pure and less corrupt. A reminder of when the kings stood tall, and caretaker14 couldn't open his locker in the hall without dropping all his books. A time long gone, in the midst of a present that is sometimes hard to accept.

Got it? Didn't think so. I love Kira.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Let me clear this up for Wilhelm:

The Hype is like high school.

In 9th grade, we all met each other, had a pow wow under the freshmen pressure, and then started to get along.

By 10th grade, we know each other better, establish friendships, and sleep with some of the teachers.

By 11th grade, we run the school, and the new breed of freshmen are fit for the picking. We mock them because we're better and we've already traveled the road they're now on.

By our senior year, we're the vets and the kings. We look down on anyone who's not us, and we're happy because we're at the top of the food chain. Everyone else is below.

Unfortunately, some of us have now been here longer than four years... and if this was really high school, we've not only seen our friends graduate onto better things, but the ones we once mocked are now our peers, so we feel awkward, and yearn for the days when we were in a class we understood. Instead, we see the likes of Blight, Fuzz, Tuk, Gunny, Ryoko, Mindworm, Zen and many others graduate and leave us, and now we're taking Biology behind ****ing caretaker14, who the year before we were just downright pissing on. I mean, literal pee, man.

Unfortunately, we cannot progress, because we haven't graduated from here as of yet... and thankfully, there's enough kept back seniors for us to feel like we don't really need to go anywhere... but when we see a flashback from the past, it's like being reunited with home. An era when all was pure and less corrupt. A reminder of when the kings stood tall, and caretaker14 couldn't open his locker in the hall without dropping all his books. A time long gone, in the midst of a present that is sometimes hard to accept.

Got it? Didn't think so. I love Kira.I know.:(
And very well said.

I just think, the Hype is like M.A.S.H.

Yeah, you're never gonna beat that rapport that Hawkeye and Trapper had, sure.

But you're a god-damned, living-in-the-past elitest if you're setting out to write Larry Gelbart and tell him that you're going to boycott the show now that Blow Job Honeycutt has been written in.

Furthermore,
Colonel Potter kicks Mother-F***ing ASS all over the dude with the fishing lures hooked to his RUN D.M.C. hat.





I am Colonel Potter.:(

:(,...god, it was hard to heh-heh.....just to SAY that, but it's true.:feels free:

[X-Punisher]

At least they didn't have sex with the troll.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

At least they didn't have sex with the troll.Please stay on topic, n00b. Thanks.:):up:

[X-Punisher]

Please stay on topic, n00b. Thanks.:):up:
What did the subject change from troll to something else? I bascilly only read the first post so sorry.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

What did the subject change from troll to something else? I bascilly only read the first post so sorry.Do yourself a favor and don't take anything I say seriously unless it's in a political, Rock and Roll or religious thread.:(

or a Sex Thread, etc.

[Mr Sparkle]

Do yourself a favor and don't take anything I say seriously unless it's in a political, Rock and Roll or religious thread.:(

or a Sex Thread, etc.

If they had sex with the troll it WOULD be a sex thread.

[PWN3R]

This thread has by far the coolest name in the community right now.

I laughed out loud.:o

[Wilhelm-Scream]

If they had sex with the troll it WOULD be a sex thread.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y199/Wilhelm-Scream/if-poster.jpg

[X-Punisher]

Do yourself a favor and don't take anything I say seriously unless it's in a political, Rock and Roll or religious thread.:(

or a Sex Thread, etc.


Noted.

My finger is far from the pulse in the community thread:(