You are cool enough for the Exclusive The Hero, The Question, Zev & C.F. Kane thread

[Zev]

This guy. (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001754/)

He seems to make a lot of films about young children having sex.

[Elijya]

ah, ok. some video clerk recommended me Happiness, and I watch 20 minutes of it and was board

[DBM]

ah, ok. some video clerk recommended me Happiness, and I watch 20 minutes of it and was board

I'm guessing you were bored. But if you did somehow become a wooden plank, then I'm amazed. :eek:

[Elijya]

I'm guessing you were bored. But if you did somehow become a wooden plank, then I'm amazed. :eek:
:p.

[Zev]

Batman's True Origin (http://www.channel101.com/shows/view.php?media_id=317)

[bored]

AND NOW, THE HEAVENS OPEN UP, AND TTT MAKES IT'S GLORIOUS RETURN!!!!!

http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Fuji/5942/iss04pg1.jpg
http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Fuji/5942/iss04pg2.jpg

[Sarge]

The year is 2005. Marvel desperately needs an "event" to rival Identity Crisis. What they got would change comic books forever.

Brian Michael Bendis Presents... Identitier Crisis

http://img14.imgspot.com/u/05/115/13/assrape1.gif
http://img14.imgspot.com/u/05/115/13/assrape2.gif
http://img14.imgspot.com/u/05/115/13/assrape348197.gif
http://img14.imgspot.com/u/05/115/13/assrape4.gif
hahaha..."Use your inside voice"....:D

[Zev]

http://img.penny-arcade.com/2005/20050427l.jpg

[Saph]

http://img255.echo.cx/img255/6700/durf9kx.jpg

[Zev]

Zaphod Beeblebrox For President (http://www.media-file.net/hhgg/zaphod.mov)

[bored]

http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Fuji/5942/iss04pg3.jpg
http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Fuji/5942/iss04pg4.jpg
http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Fuji/5942/iss04pg5.jpg

[bored]

http://www.geocities.com/mrgino80/iss11pg1.jpg
http://www.geocities.com/mrgino80/iss11pg2.jpg
http://www.geocities.com/mrgino80/iss11pg3.jpg
http://www.geocities.com/mrgino80/iss11pg4.jpg

[The Watchman]

That just reminds me how much I love TTT...

[DBM]

http://www.pvponline.com/archive/2005/pvp20050429.gif

[Elijya]

who is that supposed to be masking fun of?

[DBM]

who is that supposed to be masking fun of?

I've been trying to figure that out myself.

[DBM]

I just checked at the PVP message boards and apparently it's in response to Ringo's dilemma on how to draw Spidey.

[Saph]

who is that supposed to be masking fun of?
I think it's not making fun of anyone in general, just the big eyes Spider-Man some modern artists (like Bagley) draw him with.

[Zev]

http://www.moviepunks.com/comics/33.gif
http://www.moviepunks.com/comics/35.gif
http://www.moviepunks.com/comics/41.gif
http://www.moviepunks.com/comics/42.gif
http://www.moviepunks.com/comics/45.gif
http://www.moviepunks.com/comics/46.gif

[Compi716]

Twisted Toy Fair Theater ROCKS!!!

[Zev]

http://www.moviepunks.com/comics/69.gif
http://www.moviepunks.com/comics/73.gif
http://www.moviepunks.com/comics/75.gif
http://www.moviepunks.com/comics/80.gif
http://www.moviepunks.com/comics/82.gif
http://www.moviepunks.com/comics/86.gif

[dos_acoustic]

http://www.pvponline.com/archive/2005/pvp20050429.gif
I liked that

[Elijya]

http://www.moviepunks.com/comics/33.gif
http://www.moviepunks.com/comics/35.gif
http://www.moviepunks.com/comics/41.gif
http://www.moviepunks.com/comics/42.gif
http://www.moviepunks.com/comics/45.gif
http://www.moviepunks.com/comics/46.gif

hehehe, these're great, zev

[Elijya]

I'm not generally in favor of HtD bashing, mainly because the retards who do it have never actually read a HtD comic, but I deemed this a worthy effort from saint

http://img16.echo.cx/img16/1773/panel19ro.jpg
http://img16.echo.cx/img16/4544/panel27pa.jpg
http://img16.echo.cx/img16/6624/panel36lo.jpg
http://img16.echo.cx/img16/8136/panel43ym.jpg
http://img16.echo.cx/img16/1435/panel57fw.jpg

[Elijya]

more

http://img16.echo.cx/img16/7051/panel67nt.jpg
http://img16.echo.cx/img16/3383/panel76mp.jpg
http://img16.echo.cx/img16/1882/panel84qf.jpg
http://img16.echo.cx/img16/5338/panel91vl.jpg
http://img16.echo.cx/img16/8453/panel101ay.jpg

[Zev]

Tom Swift And His War Tank.

A good read for those who like MST3K (i.e., all the smart people with good taste)

http://lucasfic.mixnmojo.com/files/TOM01.TXT
http://lucasfic.mixnmojo.com/files/TOM02.TXT
http://lucasfic.mixnmojo.com/files/TOM03.TXT
http://lucasfic.mixnmojo.com/files/TOM04.TXT
http://lucasfic.mixnmojo.com/files/TOM05.TXT
http://lucasfic.mixnmojo.com/files/TOM06.TXT
http://lucasfic.mixnmojo.com/files/TOM07.TXT
http://lucasfic.mixnmojo.com/files/TOM08.TXT
http://lucasfic.mixnmojo.com/files/TOM09.TXT
http://lucasfic.mixnmojo.com/files/TOM10.TXT

[Elijya]

http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2669313

[SHAFT Agent]

http://www.shaftagents.com/newswire14.htm

[bored]

http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Fuji/5942/iss06pg1.jpg
http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Fuji/5942/iss06pg2.jpg
http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Fuji/5942/iss06pg3.jpg

[bored]

http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Fuji/5942/iss06pg4.jpg
http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Fuji/5942/iss06pg5.jpg
http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Fuji/5942/iss06pg6.jpg

[Elijya]

all red x's, bored

[The Watchman]

works for me.

[Wolfwood]

I don't know if this has been posted, but here's the comic genius of Rob Liefeld:
http://www.robliefeld.net/shrink.htm

[Elijya]

I don't know if this has been posted, but here's the comic genius of Rob Liefeld:
http://www.robliefeld.net/shrink.htm


there's actually a comic out about that same subject right now

[bored]

all red x's, bored

damn. the site is a little unreliable.

[bored]

http://www.geocities.com/mrgino80/iss10pg1.jpg
http://www.geocities.com/mrgino80/iss10pg2.jpg
http://www.geocities.com/mrgino80/iss10pg3.jpg
http://www.geocities.com/mrgino80/iss10pg4.jpg
http://www.geocities.com/mrgino80/iss10pg5.jpg

[Elijya]

didn' I already post that one? although, you've got the original, with DC characters

[KAD]

http://www.flickr.com/photos/stoned-thor/sets/274424/show/

Thor rolls

Don't know if this has been posted yet.

If not it's my first contribution to this thread

[Zev]

http://www.flickr.com/photos/stoned-thor/sets/274424/show/

Thor rolls

Don't know if this has been posted yet.

If not it's my first contribution to this thread

This explains how 616 Thor became BillyJack!Thor.

[KAD]

This explains how 616 Thor became BillyJack!Thor.

It's the missing link of Asgard.

[bored]

didn' I already post that one? although, you've got the original, with DC characters

i don't think you put this one up.

[Elijya]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1468&item=5578805559&rd=1

[Elijya]

http://cheston.com/pbf/PBF048ADOneMoreDay.jpg

[Zev]

The greatest music video EVAH! (http://www.hugi.is/hahradi/bigboxes.php?box_id=51208&f_id=1075)

[Lady Stormcrow]

The greatest music video EVAH! (http://www.hugi.is/hahradi/bigboxes.php?box_id=51208&f_id=1075)
Such emotional lyrics...
Bwa hahahaha

[Cyclops]

I am afraid that you are wrong, unfortunately. That is NOT the greatest music video ever.

This is. http://www.homestarrunner.com/expfilm.html

[Phoney Bone]

Cyclops is correct.

[Varient]

http://img255.echo.cx/img255/6700/durf9kx.jpg
sigh.
I may actually wait for this to come out in dvd,........... :rolleyes:

[Archangel]

The greatest music video ever is "Coffee and TV" by Blur.

http://theonenetwork.com/playvideo.asp?type=music&videoid=blur4

[Flexo]

I am afraid that you are wrong, unfortunately. That is NOT the greatest music video ever.

This is. http://www.homestarrunner.com/expfilm.html

Cyclops is correct for 5,000 points. :up:

[Cyclops]

Aw, yeah!! I WIN, Beeyotches!

[bored]

and yet another:

http://www.geocities.com/mrgino80/iss15pg1.jpg
http://www.geocities.com/mrgino80/iss15pg2.jpg
http://www.geocities.com/mrgino80/iss15pg3.jpg
http://www.geocities.com/mrgino80/iss15pg4.jpg
http://www.geocities.com/mrgino80/iss15pg5.jpg
http://www.geocities.com/mrgino80/iss15pg6.jpg

EDIT: red x's rule!!!!

[Phoney Bone]

Greatness.

[Goldenage Batman]

I love it:D:up:....

[Elijya]

I love it:D:up:....
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/hellboy_I_Love_it.jpg

[DBM]

http://www.buzzscope.com/remixer.php?id=958&p=1

And just in case you missed it, here's the previous part. It's already in this thread somewhere.

http://www.buzzscope.com/features.php?id=946

[Elijya]

and here's part one

http://www.buzzscope.com/features.php?id=940

in fact, here are ALL the comic remixes from popculture shock are on the left column of that link

[Elijya]

I'm only posting this for the one line, the one in bold, it was too funny not to share with everyone... :D


http://imdb.com/news/sb/2005-05-10/

Salem Hit by New Dissent Over Witch

A nine-foot bronze statue of Samantha Stephens, the character played by Elizabeth Montgomery on Bewitched, and paid for by the TV Land cable channel, has divided the town of Salem, MA, which had agreed to showcase the statue in a public park. Although several episodes of Bewitched were set in Salem, where Samantha attended a witches' convention, John Carr, a former member of the Salem Historic District Commission, told today's (Tuesday) Washington Post that the plan trivializes the hanging of 19 citizens accused of witchcraft in 1692. "It's like TV Land going to Auschwitz and proposing to erect a statue of Colonel Klink," said Carr. But Mayor Stanley Usovicz noted that Salem deals with its tragic past in local museums. "Will this statue redefine Salem? Absolutely not," he told the Post. "Will it add to the experience of coming here? Definitely."

[Elijya]

the 21 worst Spider-Man villains of all time

http://www.progressiveboink.com/archive/spideyvillains.htm

[Goldenage Batman]

No Rocket Racer....?....

[Elijya]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v674/RoyFokker/Movie/RT/Sithcotheque1.jpg

[Zev]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v674/RoyFokker/Movie/RT/Sithcotheque1.jpg

What... kind of hell is that?

[bored]

http://www.buzzscope.com/features/910/910_2.jpg
http://www.buzzscope.com/features/910/910_4.jpg
http://www.buzzscope.com/features/910/910_5.jpg

[bored]

http://www.buzzscope.com/features/910/910_1.jpg
http://www.buzzscope.com/features/910/910_3.jpg
http://www.buzzscope.com/features/910/910_6.jpg

[Zev]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v83/Godzilla2000/zaphod_bush_debatecopy.jpg

[DBM]

Not sure how funny other people will find it, but a friend of mine has started his own little web comic and I find it entertaining. He posts on here occasionally as "jnspath".

http://melancholyherbivore.blogspot.com/

Read it from the begining and it will make a little more sense.

[Cyclops]

http://www.homestarrunner.com/buginmouth.html

[Elijya]

...
Recently in Leonard Hudlin's reboot of Black Panther, we learned that Wakanda was sitting on a cure for cancer. That's right, sitting on it. They considered offering it up as part of a trade, which is surprisingly mercenary for a "hero." This was shot down with the reasoning that "if the government didn't want people getting sick, they wouldn't let tobacco companies sell cigarettes" and "they could turn it into a weapon, like they do everything else." This despite the fact that out of the five hundred thousand people who die of cancer each year, only a hundred and forty thousand die of lung cancer. That means three hundred and sixty THOUSAND people that aren't covered by the "EE-VIL Big Tobacco" cop-out. And when was the last time you saw our troops fighting the enemy with deadly penicillin?

In that same issue, T'Challa's father taught us that wise, benevolent leaders act like self-righteous pricks and needlessly offend other world leaders.

So... what happens when the rest of the world learns Wakanda has the cure?

http://img14.imgspot.com/u/05/131/13/cancer1.gif
http://img14.imgspot.com/u/05/131/13/cancer2.gif

[Compi716]

That's sick.

[Zev]

It's a sick world...

A sick, sad world.

[Elijya]

That's sick.
why specificly? sick to the degree you'd like me to take it down?

[The Watchman]

He knew what he was getting when he entered the thread, it's no Elijya's Superfun happy non-offensive Thread.

[Elijya]

He knew what he was getting when he entered the thread, it's no Elijya's Superfun happy non-offensive Thread.

hmmm.....






.....nah

[Compi716]

why specificly? sick to the degree you'd like me to take it down?
No, I actually find it rather humorous. It's kind of sick in the sense that "it's just so morally wrong, I can't help but laugh!"

So, you can leave it up there.

And don't worry guys. I knew exactly what I was getting into when I entered this thread.

[Compi716]

As a token of my appreciation for this thread, I will post a picture that I found mildly funny. It's strange, yes, but it will make do a good 'ol, "wtf?"
http://www.hooksetmusic.com/Old%20Lady%20Devil%20Sign.jpg

[Spider-Man9X17]

Don't get me wrong, I'm A Spidey fan, but this is just...wierd

http://www.kupa.pl/md/modules/My_eGallery/gallery/Rysunki/spiderman.jpg

[Spider-Man9X17]

:D :up:

http://www.marvel.com/comics/bullpenbits/bits/bit02.gif

http://www.marvel.com/comics/bullpenbits/bits/bit03.jpg

http://www.marvel.com/comics/bullpenbits/bits/bit09.jpg

http://www.marvel.com/comics/bullpenbits/

[Elijya]

some of those have been posted in here before

chris is a great guy if you ever get the chance to meet him

[Zev]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y135/cruelestmonth123/scans/Arisia.jpg

Bump.

[Zev]

TTT. I rule you.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v661/gregx/EpOne.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v661/gregx/EpOne001.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v661/gregx/EpOne002.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v661/gregx/EpOne003.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v661/gregx/EpOne004.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v661/gregx/EpOne005.jpg

More to come.

[Zev]

TTT's back in town.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v661/gregx/EpTwo.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v661/gregx/EpTwo001.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v661/gregx/EpTwo002.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v661/gregx/EpTwo003.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v661/gregx/EpTwo004.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v661/gregx/EpTwo005.jpg

[bored]

woot!

[Zev]

What it is, my brother.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v661/gregx/Jews.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v661/gregx/Jews001.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v661/gregx/Jews002.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v661/gregx/Jews003.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v661/gregx/Jews004.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v661/gregx/Jews005.jpg

[Zev]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v661/gregx/Jews006.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v661/gregx/Jews007.jpg

With bonus Grodd/Flash.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y159/PaulSebert/1428_4_172.jpg
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y159/PaulSebert/flash172136kt.jpg

And Grodd/Batman!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v449/multivac/9b3534bf.jpg

Furthermore, since I'm the one posting the TTT, I say we rename this thread ZEV'S Mondo Funky Anthology of Radical Musings for the Profane and Amoral. BWAHAHAHAHA!

[Elijya]

how 'bout not?

Who Posted?
Total Posts: 2,584
User Name Posts
Elijya 812
Zev 265
The Hero 241
Phoney Bone 109
Spidey-Boy 91
fifthfiend 83

[Mr.Webs]

how 'bout not?

Who Posted?
Total Posts: 2,584
User Name Posts
Elijya 812
Zev 265
The Hero 241
Phoney Bone 109
Spidey-Boy 91
fifthfiend 83 Owned.:o

[Zev]

how 'bout not?

Who Posted?
Total Posts: 2,584
User Name Posts
Elijya 812
Zev 265
The Hero 241
Phoney Bone 109
Spidey-Boy 91
fifthfiend 83

You live in the past, old man. One day you'll find yourself extinct at the hands and testicules of... OLD PECK!

http://img14.imgspot.com/u/05/77/14/capture.JPG

As you can see, Old Peck has EXPERIENCE on his side. He knows things your pathetic Young Peck hasn't even heard of yet. Don't make him bust a movie on your cracka ass.

[Elijya]

you fool! the peck cannot be divided! there is only one peck, and he has always been, and always will be

[Zev]

No! You are wrong!

Plus, my Peck can take four fingers. Four!

[Zev]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y12/veriverie/BunnyBeater.jpg
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y12/veriverie/BunnyJudge.jpg
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y12/veriverie/BunnyHP1.jpg
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y12/veriverie/BunnyHP2.jpg
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y12/veriverie/BunnyDynamitecliff.jpg
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y12/veriverie/BunnyGollum.jpg
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y12/veriverie/BunnyEye.jpg

[WallCrawl]

http://www.applegeeks.com/comics/issue187.jpg

[Zev]

How to tell a child his parents are dead.

http://www.kontrabandcontent.co.uk/1/graphics/pics/parents_are_dead.gif

AM I NOT MERCIFUL!?

[Phoney Bone]

"Phoney Bone 109"


WOOP!

[Zev]

In honor of Revenge of the Sith...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/Zev/TheEmperorsCourt01.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/Zev/TheEmperorsCourt02.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/Zev/TheEmperorsCourt03.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/Zev/TheEmperorsCourt04.jpg

[Zev]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/Zev/TheEmperorsCourt05.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/Zev/TheEmperorsCourt06.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/Zev/TheEmperorsCourt07.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/Zev/TheEmperorsCourt08.jpg

[Goldenage Batman]

http://www.kontrabandcontent.co.uk/1/graphics/pics/parents_are_dead.gif

AM I NOT MERCIFUL!?


Now I don't get this at all?....

[Elijya]

Now I don't get this at all?....
they're just really sick and twisted

[Elijya]

"Superhero" by Stephen Lynch

If I could be a superhero
I would be awesome man
I’d fly around the world fighting crime
According to my awesome plan
And if I saw criminals trying to lie
Hurting other people and making them cry
I’d haul them off to jail in my awesome van
‘Cause I would be awesome man

Now, Some criminals want you to be a criminal
And they offer you things like drugs, alcohol
But we know what to do, kids
We just say ‘No’

If I could be a superhero
I would be Drug-Free boy
Telling the world of the evils of drugs
And all of the lives they destroy
Well I would take all the junk
He’s getting so high
With their needles and bongs
And their sticks of tye
As I burn them alive I would squeal with joy
Because I would be drug-free boy

If I could be a superhero
I'd be Immigration dude
I’d send all the foreigners back to their homes
For eating up all of our food
And taking our welfare and best jobs to boot
Like landscaping, dishwashing, picking our fruit
I’d pass a lot of laws to get rid of their food
‘Cause I’d be Immigration Dude

Kids, You can make up your very own superhero
If you could, Who would it be?
If I a superhero
Would you be justice guy
Making sure people get what they deserve
Especially women who lie
Like if a wife left her husband
With three kids and no job
To run off to Hawaii
With some doctor named bob
You can skin them and drain them of blood so they die
Especially bob
Then you would be justice guy

Or you could be more sutle
No, I didn’t mean to be vague
Give her the mad cow disease
Let him die of the plague
As long as they suffer for their terrible lies
Especially Bob
Then You would be Justice Guy
Yes then you would be a super hero like me

[Zev]

Now I don't get this at all?....

It's how to tell a child that his parents are dead and it kicks the crap out of anything Eli has done ever in the history of anything.

[Elijya]

they're funny, but I've seen funnier

and they're not yours, so don't get too cocky, natch? ;)

[The Watchman]

Mods, please rename this the Zev thread, that's what you get for not having a scanner E, muwahhahahaha, TTT:up:

[Zev]

I'll show you! I'll show you how many boners the Joker can make!

http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload2/ttt50.jpg
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload2/ttt51.jpg
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload2/ttt52.jpg
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload8/ttt53.jpg
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload8/ttt54.jpg
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload8/ttt55.jpg

[Elijya]

Episode 3 trailer translated to l33t

http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2667391?htv=12

[Zev]

If MST3K ruled the world...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/Zev/GINO.gif
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/Zev/Die-Another-Day.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/Zev/Daredevil.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/Zev/Blade-Trinity.gif
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/Zev/Batman-Forever.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/Zev/Gigli.gif

[Zev]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/Zev/Batman--Robin.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/Zev/Armageddon.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/Zev/Lost-In-Space.gif
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/Zev/Superman3.jpg

[Zev]

Zev's Modno Funky Anthology of Radical Musings for the Profane and Amoral continues picking up speed.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v103/jenosis/peta.jpg

Damn. Damnit.

[Elijya]

I can steal from entensity.net too :rolleyes:

[DBM]

EDIT: No hotlinking.

Just go to http://www.airtoons.com/

[Zev]

Just in case anyone was in doubt of me taking over this thread...

http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload8/ttt56.jpg
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload8/ttt57.jpg
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http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload6/ttt60.jpg
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload6/ttt61.jpg

[Zev]

http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload0/ttt62.jpg
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http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload0/ttt66.jpg
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload0/ttt67.jpg

[rodhulk]

Mods, please rename this the Zev thread, that's what you get for not having a scanner E, muwahhahahaha, TTT:up:Bwahahaha! :up: Zev rules!

[Elijya]

ok, to head off some of this zev vs eli stuff

I want you to realize that I host all of the stuff in this thread that I have scanned. I host so much, that I exceded my free photobucket account bandwidth limit. rather then delete old pictures and create broken links on earlier pages, I PAID FOR MY PHOTOBUCKET ACCOUNT to continuing having those things hosted so you could still enjoy them. so don't be giving me this **** about this being zev's thread now. I appreciate him keeping things up when I don't have the time to sit in front of a scanner anymore, but I spent my own money on this, ok?

[Zev]

Then there's only one way to settle this...

INNUENDO FACE-OFF! I'll start with an easy one...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v90/ZombieHamster/Comic%20Crax/WotDDock.jpg

Catwoman loves to hang around with seamen...

[Elijya]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/peck.jpg boy, I'm gonna bend you over my knee and spank your ungrateful little bottom so hard, you'll be begging me to put it back in your mouth.

[Elijya]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/oldpeck.jpg and I'll be right beside young peck while he does it, waiting for my turn

[Zev]

That's not innuendo, that's in-your-end-oh.

Also...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v90/ZombieHamster/Comic%20Crax/WotDPie.jpg

Joker wants Batman to have his pie... o_0

[Zev]

If you get your own comic book, you'd better be prepared to start living with lies.

You know, and we know, that you can't always win: that sometimes Dr Nucleo is going to catch you in the scrotum with a lucky punch and escape with the takings of the First National Bank while you become re-acquainted with breakfast and wish you'd never been born.

Equally, sometimes a rampaging radioactive sea behemoth will manage to utterly destroy Boston because your wife was out with friends and you couldn't find a babysitter in time to take effective action...

In the world of comic books, the hero always wins. You'll be given credit for victories you don't deserve, and events will be grossly distorted to give you credit where you really deserve censure... but you'll know the truth.

Can you really live with that?

SURE. I'M COMPLETELY SHAMELESS.

Oh, well, that's alright then.

http://mooncalf.org/lj/howto01a.jpg
http://mooncalf.org/lj/howto01b.jpg
http://mooncalf.org/lj/howto02.jpg
http://mooncalf.org/lj/howto03.jpg

[Zev]

Cable & Deadpool: Year One

http://img63.exs.cx/img63/7219/wt25014ss.jpg

[Zev]

Context: All the JLA have been reduced to children and the Watchtower defense system doesn't recognize them. Batman is sent to disable it...

http://jogress.net/lj/scans/whosthebatman.jpg

[Rob Al Ghul]

http://centros5.pntic.mec.es/ies.victoria.kent/Rincon-C/cyl/iman/foto.jpg

Ahab Peck and I both agree that this thread is some serious space cosmic shiznit or somthing...

[Elijya]

The Hawkeye Theme Song! :D

http://www.chrisgcomics.com/song.html

[Zev]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v441/dracine/toy.jpg

[The Watchman]

Hahahahahahahaha, haven't seen that before :up:

[Elijya]

it was in today's Toyfare

[Lady Stormcrow]

That Charlie Xavier thing is great :p

[DBM]

http://www.silverbulletcomicbooks.com/rage/images/050612/houseofbmcapvsbatscover.jpg
http://www.silverbulletcomicbooks.com/rage/images/050612/houseofbmcapvsbats02.jpg
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http://www.silverbulletcomicbooks.com/rage/images/050612/houseofbmcapvsbats05.jpg

[DBM]

http://www.silverbulletcomicbooks.com/rage/images/050612/houseofbmcapvsbats06.jpg
http://www.silverbulletcomicbooks.com/rage/images/050612/houseofbmcapvsbats07.jpg
http://www.silverbulletcomicbooks.com/rage/images/050612/houseofbmcapvsbats08.jpg
http://www.silverbulletcomicbooks.com/rage/images/050612/houseofbmcapvsbats10.jpg

And in case the pics don't show up, here's the links.
http://www.silverbulletcomicbooks.com/rage/images/050612/houseofbmcapvsbatscover.jpg
http://www.silverbulletcomicbooks.com/rage/images/050612/houseofbmcapvsbats02.jpg
http://www.silverbulletcomicbooks.com/rage/images/050612/houseofbmcapvsbats03.jpg
http://www.silverbulletcomicbooks.com/rage/images/050612/houseofbmcapvsbats04.jpg
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http://www.silverbulletcomicbooks.com/rage/images/050612/houseofbmcapvsbats07.jpg
http://www.silverbulletcomicbooks.com/rage/images/050612/houseofbmcapvsbats08.jpg
http://www.silverbulletcomicbooks.com/rage/images/050612/houseofbmcapvsbats10.jpg

[Rex Calibur]

That rocks!

[Lady Stormcrow]

Its funny cos its true :D

[Rex Calibur]

This is here because it's either so lame it's funny, or it's just funny:

http://membres.lycos.fr/marvelman/Preview/Amazing/Amazing_27_04.jpg

[Lady Stormcrow]

I have that issue! I have to admit, it did make me laugh.

[Elijya]

what issue is that from?

[Rex Calibur]

what issue is that from?
Amazing spider-Man Vol. 2, Issue #27.

[DBM]

A tragic, ironic and kinda funny panel that I saw over at Twistblog (http://www.twistandshoutcomics.com/twistblog/)


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v77/DBMstuff/JLA35Panel.jpg


If only Blue Beetle had known that Booster Gold would be right. :(

[Elijya]

A tragic, ironic and kinda funny panel that I saw over at Twistblog (http://www.twistandshoutcomics.com/twistblog/)


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v77/DBMstuff/JLA35Panel.jpg


If only Blue Beetle had known that Booster Gold would be right. :(


......


....ouch

[Rex Calibur]

http://www.imdb.com/user/ur2845738/comments?order=date&start=0

Read this guys comment on Batman Begins..

[rigel7soldiers]

A tragic, ironic and kinda funny panel that I saw over at Twistblog (http://www.twistandshoutcomics.com/twistblog/)


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v77/DBMstuff/JLA35Panel.jpg


If only Blue Beetle had known that Booster Gold would be right. :(

I have that comic, I think. Justice League Quarterly #1?

[Elijya]

http://www.imdb.com/user/ur2845738/comments?order=date&start=0

Read this guys comment on Batman Begins..

what a ****ing dick

[rigel7soldiers]

Wait wait wait... Carmine "The Roman" Falcone is in Batman Begins? This is the only proof yet that TLH might be in continuity...

[Elijya]

how? the movie's not in continuity

[rigel7soldiers]

But it's based on continuity... my logic is not sound, I was just mildly floored by the fact of the Roman.

[Phaedrus45]

Isn't it amazing how every movie today is a damning of Bush and his policies? I think the last Benji movie was a representation of Bush, and when the mutt pissed on a bush, he was pissing on the American people, right? Ah, a movie can't just be a movie anymore.


Phaed

[Zev]

Liberal, conservative, Christian, Jew, gay, straight, we can all agree on one thing... watching Batman kick ass is teh roxxors.

Also, where can I get that beautiful House of BM font?

[Zev]

Also, Batman Begins is about a white millionaire who has to fight a bunch of Eastern terrorists dedicated to destroying a society they've deemed corrupt. If it was anymore Republican, Ronald Reagan and Charlton Heston would be dancing the Can-Can on Al Gore's back.

[Zev]

Wonder Woman: Enemy of Freedom (http://www.fanzing.com/mag/fanzing46/feature1.shtml).

[Rex Calibur]

http://otter.transform.to/plushies.htm

Good Lord.

[Zev]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v55/_jadeth/Random/SuperheroIndianPoster.jpg

[The Amazing Lee]

http://www.imdb.com/user/ur2845738/comments?order=date&start=0

Read this guys comment on Batman Begins..
I think this guy is just having a joke....I mean he called Batman and Robin a REALLY great film...he must be joking...right you guys.. :confused:

[Rex Calibur]

http://www.mangoat.net/archives/Batman-take-em.jpg

[Elijya]

http://poststuff4.entensity.net/062005/rapetime.jpg

[Zev]

The original...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v236/BlackjackGabbiani/cleverboy.jpg

Not mine, but still good.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/milkshakebutterfly/scansdaily/supercaption1.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/milkshakebutterfly/scansdaily/supercaption4.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/milkshakebutterfly/scansdaily/supercaption3.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/milkshakebutterfly/scansdaily/supercaption5.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/milkshakebutterfly/scansdaily/supercaption6.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v173/rkbond/emptyhead.jpg

[Rex Calibur]

http://img261.echo.cx/img261/6586/sonnyluciferdoomgeico4zk.gif
Created by Neto Magnus.

[Zev]

http://img222.echo.cx/img222/2087/hampsterkillingmachine2it.jpg

[DBM]

That hamster looks so sad.

It makes me sad.

:(

[Zev]

Sue Dibny was a Johnny-come-lately.

http://img60.imageshack.us/img60/8687/dd0496nr.jpg

Comic book heroes were getting raped LONG before she came along.

[DBM]

http://www.generalzod.net/

[Elijya]

http://www.generalzod.net/

hehehe, cute. it's kind of like Bison's act

[DBM]

Once you get past the fact you're looking at fabric pattern packages, these are extremely hilarious.

http://www.threadbared.com/

Having grown up in a house where my mom did a lot of sewing and these things were all over the place, I can't help but laugh my ass off at these.

[bored]

this thread needs a real shot in the arm, and i know just the thing:

http://www.wizarduniverse.com/_gfx_/magazines/toyfare/TF20030411-TTT1.gif
http://www.wizarduniverse.com/_gfx_/magazines/toyfare/TF20030411-TTT2.gif

short, but to the point.

[bored]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v661/gregx/X1.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v661/gregx/X2.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v661/gregx/X3.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v661/gregx/X4.jpg

[bored]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v661/gregx/X5.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v661/gregx/X6.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v661/gregx/X7.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v661/gregx/X8.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v661/gregx/X9.jpg

[dos_acoustic]

I didnt like Superman until I saw this
http://www.superdickery.com/images/dick/1027_4_030.jpg

[DBM]

"I am no demon. I'm German...And a priest...and sometimes a pirate.

:D

That's hilarious.

[Phoney Bone]

I liked how Prof. X kept on switching from wheelchair to walking.

[Zev]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v602/bensanaz/action388-lightningladisadick.jpg

Yeah, thanks a lot Lightning Lad. Where were you when Gwen Stacy was giving it up to the Green Goblin?

[The Question]

http://www.imdb.com/user/ur2845738/comments?order=date&start=0

Read this guys comment on Batman Begins..


WHAT THE ****?!?!?!?!?!?! What gets me is the "No mafia in Gotham" remark. OF COURSE THERE IS ORGANIZED CRIME IN GOTHAM!!!!!!! THERE IS ORGANIZED CRIME IN EVERY CITY DUMBASS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Archangel]

"Da, i'm for teens as well" :D:D

I love TTT.

[Elijya]

hey, since the glitch yesterday wiped out a bunch of posts, can whoever did it re-link to the San Diego Comicon comic and whatever else was lost?

[hippie_hunter]

Batman vs. Spider-Man

http://www.ads345.com/adView.aspx?requesturl=http%3A%2F%2Fimg99.exs.cx%2 Fimg99%2F8689%2Fmatch18fi.jpg&mac=7050e375&Segment=1

[hippie_hunter]

Continued:

http://www.ads345.com/adView.aspx?requesturl=http%3A%2F%2Fimg99.exs.cx%2 Fimg99%2F7660%2Fmatch28kb.jpg&mac=7050e375&Segment=1

[Ste_Harris]

Thats great!
Did you make it?

[Ste_Harris]

http://www.redshirt.co.uk/media/batman/batman6.JPG

http://www.redshirt.co.uk/media/batman/

[hippie_hunter]

Thats great!
Did you make it?

No, I could never come up with something that funny

[Elijya]

http://www.redshirt.co.uk/media/batman/batman6.JPG

http://www.redshirt.co.uk/media/batman/

been posted, but thanks

[Ste_Harris]

bah a roasted pea... sorry

[dos_acoustic]

been posted, but thanks

Has the longer version of the whole " boner " thing been posted?

[Random]

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a273/spyderx11/analtv.jpg

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a273/spyderx11/noguns.jpg

[Zev]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v377/msonoda/doom.jpg

Dr. Doom: Fashion Maven

[dos_acoustic]

http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/644/129640092tb.jpg

Gotta love Pat Boone.....

[Zev]

http://cycomics.com/robandelliot/webcomics/2004/comic23.jpg

Wow. Just... wow.

[Phoney Bone]

Lol that's great.:D

[Elijya]

I believe Avengers Toys Disassembled was posted in the mondo funky along time ago, but here's a linke to Fanboy Productions main site

http://mysite.verizon.net/fanboyprime/

ATD now has a sequel, COUNTDOWN TO HOUSE OF M-FINITE CRISES which you all should read if you haven't (thanks Euroq!) and Shush is great, too!

[Elijya]

House of M Flash Parody

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/251383

[SuperFerret]

http://cycomics.com/robandelliot/webcomics/2004/comic23.jpg

Wow. Just... wow.

:( *sniff* Such a touching moment.

[Zev]

Ever heard of Count Your Sheep? It's basically the best webcomic ever (yes, better than Penny Arcade) with a sense of innocence and melancholy so palpable you can taste it. Which is a good thing. You'll get choked up reading it, believe me.

http://www.countyoursheep.com/comics/20040204a.gif

[Ben Urich]

Ressurected for this bit from Action Comics 638, where Mxyzptlk shows Superman what having a daughter might be like.
Oh, and it's done in the style of Sin City, which Rucka nailed.
Also in this issue are 2 other spreads like this; one in the style of Bill Watterson and the other in the style of Bruce Timm.
Get this issue :up:
I'm linking to it to help the 56Kers out a bit. :up:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v73/incurock31/mxysinspread.jpg

[Anubis]

Ya gotta love Myx

[SLVRSR4]

i've read through all of these and haven't stopped laughing :up:

[Elijya]

some Shatner goodness

http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2654003?htv=12&htv=12

[Elijya]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v377/msonoda/doom.jpg

Dr. Doom: Fashion Maven

http://seanbaby.com/hostess/images/hostdoom.gif Doom...Doom was young, he needed the money, he... DOOM DOESN'T NEED TO EXPLAIN HIMSELF TO YOU!

[Elijya]

Star wars Episode III: Backstroke of the west

this is what happens when RotS is translated into chinese, then back into english (I have heard word that this is fake, but it's funny if it's not)

http://www.winterson.com.nyud.net:8090/2005/06/episode-iii-backstroke-of-west.html

[SuGarRush]

oh man, Elijya, I just read all 108 pages of this thread.
Wow, I love the mego theater.
Zev, you have posted some twisted stuff.
Hero, I haven't seen anything from you in like 20 pages.
And now its 2:15 A.M. and I've been at this for hours. I am going to bed, goodnight to everyone.

[BrianWilly]

Star wars Episode III: Backstroke of the west

this is what happens when RotS is translated into chinese, then back into english (I have heard word that this is fake, but it's funny if it's not)

http://www.winterson.com.nyud.net:8090/2005/06/episode-iii-backstroke-of-west.html
Y'know, I have a lot of these bootleg DVDs from China, and I wouldn't be surprised one bit if this were actually realhttp://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/ruinkai/yelcutelaughA.gif.

The title, for instance, Backstroke of the West...well okay, I have absolutely no idea where "backstroke" came from, but "Sith" translated into Chinese would come out phonetically more or less as "Shi-Se" and "shi" in Chinese also means "west."

The "smelly boy" is actually a fairly common Chinese insult, too. It should literally be smelly kid, but let's not be too stringent.

And "livinging"...in Chinese the verb for "giving birth" is the same as it is for the noun "life." Well, not precisely. Give or take a few characters. But I can see where it confuse the Altavista translator, which is obviously what they used:p.

"Everybody is good"...pretty much word for word translation of Chinese "hello everyone."

Just FYI...brought to you by your friendly neighborhood Willy. I care, because I'm being forced to at gunpoint.

[Elijya]

oh man, Elijya, I just read all 108 pages of this thread.
Wow, I love the mego theater.
Zev, you have posted some twisted stuff.
Hero, I haven't seen anything from you in like 20 pages.
And now its 2:15 A.M. and I've been at this for hours. I am going to bed, goodnight to everyone.


unfortunately, we haven't heard from Hero in months

[SuGarRush]

Sad...
I was wondering why I had not seen any of his other stuff on the other boards....
Well keep up the good work guys, you certainly gave me a lot to laugh at, for almost 6 hours straight...

[Elijya]

The 213 things Specialist Skippy Schwarz is no longer allowed to do in the US Army

http://www.skippyslist.com/skippylist.html

[Elijya]

Hackers invade the news
http://www.damnfunnypictures.com/html/Carolina-News-Owned.html

[Elijya]

edit: hype nono

[Zev]

Frank Miller, you crazy man...

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y24/AgentMcGee/asbr02cvr7ss.jpg

[PaleRider]

It took me long enough to get through 108 pages but it was worth it, some great stuff in here.

[bored]

true, true. i remember first going through this thread, and laughing to tears at all the TTT stuff.

[bored]

someone linked to this guy's site before. this one panel sums it all up:

http://mysite.verizon.net/fanboyprime/avengers/024.JPG

[Elijya]

thank you for digging this up, CTOAN

WHAT I WOULD
BE THINKING ABOUT
IF I WERE BILLY JOEL
DRIVING TOWARD
A HOLIDAY PARTY
WHERE I KNEW THERE
WAS GOING TO BE
A PIANO.

BY MICHAEL IAN BLACK
- - - -

I'm not doing it. I'm just not. I know I say the same thing every year, but this time I mean it—I am not playing it this year. Seriously, how many times can I possibly be expected to play that stupid song? I bet if you counted the number of times I've played it over the years, it probably adds up to, like, a jillion. I'm not even exaggerating. One jillion times. Well, not this year.

This year, I'm just going to say, "Sorry, folks, I'm only playing holiday songs tonight." Yeah, that's a good plan. That's definitely what I'm going to do, and if they don't like it, tough cookies. It'll just be tough cookies for them.

But I know exactly what'll happen. I'll sit down, play a few holiday songs, and then some drunk jerk will yell out, "'Piano Man,'" and everybody will start clapping, and I'll look like a real ******* if I don't play it.

I wonder if they'll have shrimp cocktail.

Now that I think of it, it's always Bob Schimke who yells out, "'Piano Man.'" He does it every year. He gets a couple of Scotches in that fat gut of his, and then it's, "Hey, Billy, play 'Piano Man'!" That guy is such a dick. He thinks he's such a big shot because he manages that stupid hedge fund. Big deal. He thinks because he used to play quarterback for Amherst that everybody should give a ****. I don't. Who cares about you and your stupid hedge fund, Bob? That's what I should say to him this year. I really should. I should just march right up to him and say, "Who cares about your stupid hedge fund, you dick?" Let's just see what Mr. Quarterback has to say about that. And I know he made a pass at Christie that time. She probably liked it—that's probably why she denied it even happened.

I'm such a loser.

Why do I even go to these parties? I mean, honestly, how many times do I need to see Trish and Steve and Lily and that creepy doctor husband of hers and all their rich Long Island friends? Although that Greenstein girl is nice. Maybe she'll be there. What's her name—Alison?

What if Alison asks me to play "Piano Man"? Then what? I've got to stick to my guns, that's what. I'll simply say, "Some other time." Yeah, that's good. Kind of like we're making a date or something. And then at the end of the night when we're all getting our coats, I'll turn to her and say something like, "So when do you want to get together and hear 'Piano Man'?" Oh man, that's really good. That's so smooth. After all, how is she going to say no? She's the one who asked to hear it in the first place! Oh man, Billy, that is just perfect.

Maybe she'll say something like, "How about right now?" Yeah. And maybe we'll leave together. I can drive her back to my place and I can play her the stupid song and then maybe we'll do it. I'd really like to do it with that Greenstein girl. How awesome would that be? Me leaving with Alison on my arm and Bob's big fat stupid face watching us go. That would be too rich. I'd be real nonchalant about it, too—"See you later, Bob."

Who am I kidding? She'd never go out with me. She was dating that actor for a while. What's his name? Benicio? What kind of name is Benicio? A stupid name, that's what kind. Hi, I'm Benicio. I'm so cool. I'm sooooo cool. I should start going by Billicio. I'm Billicio Del Joelio. I play pianolo.

Sing us a song, you're the piano man ...

Oh great. Now it's in my head. Perfect. Now I have to walk around that stupid party with that stupid song stuck in my head all night.

Amherst sucks at football.

You know what I should do? I should just turn this car around and go home. Just pick up the phone and call them and tell them I ate some bad fish or something. Yeah, that's what I should do. This party's going to suck anyway. By the time I get there, all the shrimp cocktail will probably be gone anyway.

What am I going to do? Go through my entire life avoiding situations where somebody might ask me to play a song? I can't do that. No, Billy, you've just got to grow yourself a sack and take care of business. And if that loudmouth Bob Schimke requests "Piano Man," I just need to look him in the eye and tell him I'd be happy to play it for him just as soon as he goes ahead and ****s himself.

Who am I kidding? Of course I'm going to play it. I always play it. Probably the only reason half the people at that party even show up is to hear me play "Piano Man." They probably don't even like me. Not really. They just want to tell all their friends that Billy came and played "Piano Man." Again. Like I'm the loser who's dying to play it. Whatever.

Fine. I'll do it, but not because they want me to, but because I want me to. I'm not even going to wait for them to ask. I'm going to march right in there and play the song and that'll be that. I'm not even going to take off my coat first. Yeah. Let's see what Bob has to say about that. I might even play it twice.

[Archangel]

http://photos21.flickr.com/25229188_b61cff93db.jpg


and hahahahahahaha, Elijya, that was awesome. :up:

[Elijya]

http://photos21.flickr.com/25229188_b61cff93db.jpg


and hahahahahahaha, Elijya, that was awesome. :up:
BWAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!! ::in tears::

they desperately just need to make a coffee table book, or a line of T-Shirts out of all these terrible Golden and Silver Age moments

[Zev]

Speaking of which...

http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/3696/batman268e1sj.jpg

[rigel7soldiers]

I catch on slowly. Check out my new custom title. God, I love this thread. I only have TTT volumes $ and 5, so this is great catch-up.

[Elijya]

Conan vs Bear

http://www.conanvsbear.com/

[Zev]

I just know Grant Morrison was involved in this. I just ****ing know it.

http://www.superdickery.com/images/monkey/exploding.jpg

[SuGarRush]

Is that plushy guy on page 106 serious? Surely thats a joke right guys?

[Elijya]

what plushy guy?

[DOG LIPS]

That fat guy with the plush dolls collection? :confused:
http://otter.transform.to/plushies.htm

[Elijya]

unfortunately, I don't think so

[Lord Valumart]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/valumart/spideybats.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/valumart/wolviethor.jpg

though you guys might like it

[Sarge]

That fat guy with the plush dolls collection? :confused:
http://otter.transform.to/plushies.htm
That guy scares the **** outta me.:(

[Elijya]

The Babe Thread

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=113325

[Elijya]

the best thread ever about the worst clothing line ever. You will be in tears

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=178555&page=1&pp=25

[Sarge]

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/images/050816.jpg

[Elijya]

Blip Versus Gleek!!!


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v485/AnubisGOD/other%20stuff/Monkey_Madness.jpg

[Lord Valumart]

Super Hero Poker:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/valumart/sp1.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/valumart/sp2.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/valumart/sp3.jpg

thought you guys might get a tiny laugh.

[Sarge]

Blip Versus Gleek!!!


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v485/AnubisGOD/other%20stuff/Monkey_Madness.jpg
Batman trying to mack on Jace I could handle...but the Wonder Twins making out?

Nightmares.:(:down

[Elijya]

ouch. Look on the wall above the wonder twins' heads

[taskmaster]

what the "for a good time call karen page" thing

[Anubis]

Because she was a porn star and sold DD's secret ID for a hit of Smack.

[taskmaster]

I know I would. J/k drugs are bad m'kay

[Elijya]

How Many Hype Forum members does it take to change a light bulb?


1 to change the light bulb

1 to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

53 to flame the spell checkers

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"

.. another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

156 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in violation of their "acceptable use policy"

109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and lightbulb forum about changing light bulbs be stopped

111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

6 that flame them for not using the Search feature

12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three"

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ

44 to ask what is a "FAQ"

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

16 posts of two forum members that are exclusively talking to each other only about lightbulbs and what they did that weekend

1 moderator that comes in and says something about doing it wrong and that everyone who disagrees gets a warning

1 new forum member to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again
...

[Anubis]

It's funny because it's true.

[Elijya]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v224/high316/thelieswetellourselves.jpg

[Zev]

Again we see that there is nothing you can possess which I cannot take away, Dr. Jones.

http://img14.imgspot.com/u/05/233/16/batsrobinOMGWTF2.jpg

[SuGarRush]

HAHAHAHHA, the quote of course is just as funny as the editing. lol

[Da Docta]

:up:

[Phoney Bone]

Thought this belonged here.

Ultimate Eye for the Vertigo Guy

http://chiastic.net/g14/Ultimate_large.mov

[Zev]

I think this is the definition of the Mondo Funky thread.

http://batman.jypoly.fi/~b7599/seagal4.gif

[Mara Jane]

That looks like Kelsey Grammer... What's that from?

[Elijya]

I think it's Steven Seagal doing the kicking

[SuGarRush]

thats definetly steven seagal.
Does anyone know if that man still has the 1 million dollar bet going?

[Elijya]

which one?

[Zev]

If you're not reading Mark Waid's new Legion of Superheroes, here's why you should be.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v44/twinkwondergoth/Comic%20Scans/legion9_1.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v44/twinkwondergoth/Comic%20Scans/legion9_2.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v44/twinkwondergoth/Comic%20Scans/legion9_3.jpg

[Zev]

Elijya, you've gotta repost the Johnny Cash Mary-Jane thing. It was funny and I miss it.

[Elijya]

I'm pretty sure it's buried somewhere in here, if you wanan go searching page by page

[Elijya]

the mary jane thing was posted on page 35, butwhetever site it was from took it down. The daredevil one I posted around the same time I host and starts on page 34. I'll try and do some research one day and see if I can locate the Mary jane strip again

[hippie_hunter]

http://forporn.ytmnd.com/

[Zev]

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/images/050829.jpg

[Elijya]

LMAO! :eek::D

[SuGarRush]

elijya none of those photos on page 35 are displaying.

Also, is there a way i can jump to a certain page of a thread, or do i have to use the little arrows to keep moving forward?

and lastly, Steven Seagal had a 1 million dollar bet that no one could beat him in hand to hand combat.

[Elijya]

yes, if you got to the address bar, for instance:

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=120377&page=108&pp=25

all you have to do is erase the 108 and replace it with your desired page number

[SuGarRush]

dude, you are the man, thanks buddy! i've been suffering through these boards for months now trying to figure that one out.

[hippie_hunter]

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/images/050829.jpg

So is Shredder gay in that comic considering who he's with. And LMAO :D

[Elijya]

how do you know Krang's a man?

[Muze]

how do you know Krang's a man?

he has an adam's apple? *shrugs*