You are cool enough for the Exclusive The Hero, The Question, Zev & C.F. Kane thread

[Phoney Bone]

Good Omens is close enough for me.
I agree. Perfection in a novel.

[Zoken]

I spent the whole day listening to the Beach Boys and playing Pokemon! Diagnose me mortals!

[ampersand]

I spent the whole day listening to the Beach Boys and playing Pokemon! Diagnose me mortals!
Did you reach Nirvana?

[Zev]

I thought C.S Lewis was an ashiest.:confused:

And not to get nit-picky,but Eowyn killed the witch-king.:o

C.S. Lewis? An atheist? The guy who wrote a six-part "The Adventures of Jesus Lion"? And like, a hundred pieces on Christian philosophy and morality? He's the go-to guy on Christian literature!

But I will cede the floor on Eowyn. I don't think I've ever watched all three extended editions in one sitting...

I've always wanted to see an apocalypse novel where the Anti-Christ is a powerful religious leader like Pat Robertson or Jerry Falwell.It seems to me that the biggest threat to any religion is the extremist actions of it's fundamentalists.

Forget that, I want an apocalypse novel where the Anti-Christ is Paris Hilton. Now THAT would be terrifying!

[Ben Urich]

http://www.nataliedee.com/080406/fishing-for-content.jpg

[bored]

I thought C.S Lewis was an ashiest.:confused:

And not to get nit-picky,but Eowyn killed the witch-king.:o

I've always wanted to see an apocalypse novel where the Anti-Christ is a powerful religious leader like Pat Robertson or Jerry Falwell.It seems to me that the biggest threat to any religion is the extremist actions of it's fundamentalists.

Anyway,here's more Bill O'Reilly/Jon Stewart fun:

O'Reilly calls Stewart a pinhead and talks about his boycott of France. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXKInBsBWac)

O'Reilly gets verbally *****-slapped by Stewart on his own show. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFmVobiv8BU)

The Daily Show responds to O'Reilly's claims that it supports...THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqMYp9YCCRY)


O'Reilly has never been able to touch "The Daily Show", and never will. He gets egg on his face whenever he does.

[Zoken]

Martha Stewart: My Anti-Christ

[hippy fascist]

Martha Stewart: My Anti-Christ

Dude, you should check out god the devil and bob! In one episode she literally takes over hell...scary.:eek:

Great show actually, shame it got cancelled after three episodes in america, we got the whole thing here! :D

[The Question]

I thought C.S Lewis was an ashiest.:confused:

He was a very devoit christian. Tolkein was an athiest (or at least an agnostic), but then Lewis got him into religion.

I've always wanted to see an apocalypse novel where the Anti-Christ is a powerful religious leader like Pat Robertson or Jerry Falwell.It seems to me that the biggest threat to any religion is the extremist actions of it's fundamentalists.

While I'm not doing that, I'm begining to work on ideas for a TV show where the anti-christ decides that he doesn't want to destroy the world, and instead become's Jesus' roommate and best friend.

[The Hero]

He was a very devoit christian. Tolkein was an athiest (or at least an agnostic), but then Lewis got him into religion.
I did some wikiresearch,and it was the other way around.

Influenced by arguments with his Oxford colleague and Roman Catholic friend J. R. R. Tolkien, and by G.K. Chesterton's book, The Everlasting Man, he slowly rediscovered Christianity.

So we were both right.Well,you more than me.

While I'm not doing that, I'm begining to work on ideas for a TV show where the anti-christ decides that he doesn't want to destroy the world, and instead become's Jesus' roommate and best friend.
Add Buddha as the wacky neighbor and call it "My Three Deities" and I'm in. :up:

[Elijya]

better now?

[Darthphere]

Ewww, isnt that like preferential treatment?

[The Question]

Add Buddha as the wacky neighbor and call it "My Three Deities" and I'm in. :up:

Actually, they get kicked out of their apartment and move in with the anti christ's dad, The Devil, in his apartment in hell. Their neighbors are Anubis, Hades, Kali, Hel, and vareious other death gods. And, the Angel of Death is the guy who delivers their pizza.

[The BatDude]

Actually, they get kicked out of their apartment and move in with the anti christ's dad, The Devil, in his apartment in hell. Their neighbors are Anubis, Hades, Kali, Hel, and vareious other death gods. And, the Angel of Death is the guy who delivers their pizza.
That sounds great!! :up: :up:

[The Hero]

But Snakes on a Plane is so overused it's not funny anymore.
The Snakes On A Plane fad stopped being funny once the studio caught wind of it.Now it feels like we've been manipulated into creating hype for a turkey that would have otherwise been laughed out of theaters.

[The Hero]

Actually, they get kicked out of their apartment and move in with the anti christ's dad, The Devil, in his apartment in hell. Their neighbors are Anubis, Hades, Kali, Hel, and vareious other death gods. And, the Angel of Death is the guy who delivers their pizza.
Just when I thought you couldn't kick more ass.I'm now going to dedicate my life to getting this greenlite.

Try pitching it to the CW,I'm sure they'll live up to UPN's tradition of accepting ideas from people they meet on the subway. :up:

[The Question]

I'd actually prefer it to be on HBO. The religious right would be less likely to cancel it there.

[The BatDude]

HBO ain't TV...it's porn

[The Question]

So, the Sopranos is porn? :confused:


Anyway, I'd just want it on HBO because, since HBO is part of an extra payment package, the religious right wouldn't be able to influence it in the same way. If I ever did get my idea on TV, I wouldn't want it ending up like the "Book of Daniel" or "God, The Devil, and Bob."

[The BatDude]

So, the Sopranos is porn? :confused:
It's just a joke from Mad TV

[The Question]

Ah. Okay.

[Mee]

Elijya :heart: Zev

[Elijya]

:rolleyes:

[Elijya]

very cool, someone posted this to community: enter a friend's information and phone number, and they'll receive a pre-recorded phone call from Samual L. Jackson telling them to go see SOAP
http://snakesonaplane.varitalk.com/

[The Question]

very cool, someone posted this to community: enter a friend's information and phone number, and they'll receive a pre-recorded phone call from Samual L. Jackson telling them to go see SOAP
http://snakesonaplane.varitalk.com/


I'm having fun with this, that's for sure. :o

[Flexo]

very cool, someone posted this to community: enter a friend's information and phone number, and they'll receive a pre-recorded phone call from Samual L. Jackson telling them to go see SOAP
http://snakesonaplane.varitalk.com/

It was cool the first time; then I found out nearly every name I could think of was censored.

Like Rick.
And Satan.
And Biker ***** Barbie.

[Elijya]

they aren't censored, they just only got Jackson tro record so many

Rick doesn't work, so I had to put in Richard

[Elijya]

http://www.shortpacked.com/comics/20060804atheist.png

[Elijya]

Bill Clinton - The Final Days
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8Ep4ss_eaY

[Flexo]

they aren't censored, they just only got Jackson tro record so many

Rick doesn't work, so I had to put in Richard

In community, someone said they got More on to work once, but when they tried it later it wouldn't work. :(

[Elijya]

http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/6607/a7335137jr9.jpg

[ToddIsDead]

http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/6607/a7335137jr9.jpg
I guess it's a testament to my gross immaturity that I find this incredibly funny.

[The Hero]

The Worst Swordfight Ever Filmed (http://youtube.com/watch?v=tl_E3WoqhHA)

[The Question]

http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/6607/a7335137jr9.jpg

I actually laughed out loud for this. Wow.

[Mee]

The Worst Swordfight Ever Filmed (http://youtube.com/watch?v=tl_E3WoqhHA)
Haha!:up:

[Phoney Bone]

He was a very devoit christian. Tolkein was an athiest (or at least an agnostic), but then Lewis got him into religion.



While I'm not doing that, I'm begining to work on ideas for a TV show where the anti-christ decides that he doesn't want to destroy the world, and instead become's Jesus' roommate and best friend.

Hey. I was planning to write a sitcom called "God's House", wherein, Heaven was being cleansed and God and Jesus had to move to the suburbs of California. The joke would be like they'd look exactly like their "classic" interpretations. Robes and all. I think that sounds like it would be an awesome episode of the show.:D

Other epsiodes would be, of course, Jesus has to get a job. God enters a surfing contest. They try to pick up chicks, much to the displeasure of Mary Magdelene. And of course the awkward holidays where they have to meet up with Mary and Joseph.

[The Question]

My concept has God kicking Jesus out of heaven because she (God apears as a female in the series, and that brings up some philisophical points on the nature of god later on) feels that Jesus has been out of touch with the world for too long. Jesus (who goes by Joshua, or Josh, which is the actual english translatioon of his name) goes to New York, and becomes roomates with Damien, who is the Anti-Christ (although neither of them realize who the other is). Eventually, they get kicked out of their apartment, and move in with The Devil in hell.

[Phoney Bone]

Cool. Intersting I wasn't the only person to have this idea. I'm also totally for Buhdda being the crazy next-door-neighbor. I think I'll add that to my storyline. Maybe he moves in the second season.

[The Question]

In mine, all of their neighbors in hell are mythological death gods. Hades, Kali, and so on. Basically, Hell is a time share, and The devil and all the other death gods take turns running it.

[The Hero]

Is there anything I can do to help make this project a reality?

[The Question]

You wouldn't happen to have any contacts in the entertainment industry, would you? Otherwise, not at thge moment. I've yet to sit down and write actual scripts yet, anyway. Still in the basic planning stages.

[Phoney Bone]

Would it be a comedy??? A sitcom? Would you bring up like religious ideas. Because I wasn't planning on doing that in my version. It would basically just be a sitcom who's main characters just so happen to be God and Jesus.

[Zoken]

There just have to be scenes where Jesus/Joshua gets ticked of at jehova's witnesses who won't stop knocking on the door.

Jesus: "Why can't they be private, like those wiccans."

[The Question]

Would it be a comedy??? A sitcom? Would you bring up like religious ideas. Because I wasn't planning on doing that in my version. It would basically just be a sitcom who's main characters just so happen to be God and Jesus.

It would be a comedy, but it would also delve into philosophy a bit, and there would be some dramatic parts aswell.

There just have to be scenes where Jesus/Joshua gets ticked of at jehova's witnesses who won't stop knocking on the door.

Jesus: "Why can't they be private, like those wiccans."

There would be a scene where The Devil takes the gang to a fundamentalist christian thing. He starts messing with the pastor, who says "Christ will protect me from your evil!" Josh then responds "Don't drag me into this."

[Zoken]

Just promise me that at some point the devil will say "Even I want to kick his ass," regarding some guy.

[The Question]

Maybe. I will promise, however, that The Devil will frequently dress like Hugh Hefner.

[Zoken]

I. Love. It!

Can the other Death Gods not get along. Anubis is too solemn, Hades holds grudges, and Kali is just plain weird? just a suggestion... I just reallly like your idea.

[The Question]

Well, Hades gets along fine with people, but Kali is a complete homicidal maniac. If you knew anything about the rituals her followers practiced, you'd know why. Always going on about how back in the day, she was adored by millions who willfully slaughtered innocent men women and children in her name and engaged in orgies in their blood. She's kind of like the crazy cat lady, except instead of cats it's murder. Freaks everyone out.

[Zoken]

God this needs to be the next family guy.

[Sarge 2.0]

http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/6607/a7335137jr9.jpgOh man, I laughed out loud. :csad:

I guess I'm not above extremely low brow humor. :o

[Phoney Bone]

Just promise me that at some point the devil will say "Even I want to kick his ass," regarding some guy.
Marylin Manson???:D

[Zoken]

I was thinking Michael Jackson, but that works too. some fakey-ass wannabe satan rocker.

[The Question]

God this needs to be the next family guy.

It will. But better. My way of describing the show is:

"It's like Neil Gaiman's Sandman. Except, replace all the deep, mind expanding philosophy with hilarios comedy and add more of explosions and hot chicks."

[Flexo]

http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/6607/a7335137jr9.jpg

I turned into a five year old for a minute when I saw that.

Laughter, now with 102% more shame.

[dmor173]

is that perez? minus poop of course.

[C.F. Kane]

Yet another Franken-trailer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77s9f12S1IE)

[The Hero]

Yet another Franken-trailer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77s9f12S1IE)
Decent,but I prefer this one. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLEYUz_y_6c&mode=related&search=)

I still think Requiem for a Toy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=le7lJJ_eI9s) is the best one I've seen.Maybe that's just because I'm a sick bastard.:o

[Elijya]

hehe, nice Dodgeball remix

[Compi716]

I love the new title of this thread!

[The Question]

David Bowie is God. :o (http://magicdance.ytmnd.com/)

[The Hero]

hehe, nice Dodgeball remix
They totally should have used that as the theatrical trailer.

One day,when I acquire basic video editing technology,I will rock this thread with my Requiem For A Dream/Reefer Madness remix.

One day.

[The BatDude]

One day,when I acquire basic video editing technology,I will rock this thread with my Requiem For A Dream/Reefer Madness remix.
can't wait to see that.

[The Question]

Iron Man and Superman get goatse'd. (http://supermangoatse.ytmnd.com/)

Superman puts Batman in his place. (http://supermanvsbatman.ytmnd.com/)

Superman and Batman break up. (http://supermanemo.ytmnd.com/)

[The Question]

Best. Add idea. Ever. (http://toyotahighlander.ytmnd.com/)

[ToddIsDead]

Iron Man and Superman get goatse'd. (http://supermangoatse.ytmnd.com/)

Superman puts Batman in his place. (http://supermanvsbatman.ytmnd.com/)

Superman and Batman break up. (http://supermanemo.ytmnd.com/)
The goatse one is hilarious.

[Elijya]

Night of the Living Doo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoKzBHKF2LA&mode=related&search=)

[Zev]

Signs 2 (http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2761514)

[The Question]

Night of the Living Doo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoKzBHKF2LA&mode=related&search=)

"But...we didn't bring any jammies."


Kickass. :up:

[ToddIsDead]

Signs 2 (http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2761514)
LOL. I can't remember a time when I laughed as hard as when Adam Sandler was singing the Chanukah song, and then he got his fingers cut off and yells "No!!!"

Good stuff.

[The Hero]

Night of the Living Doo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoKzBHKF2LA&mode=related&search=)
What's funny is that this originally aired during primetime Cartoon Network.

There must have been a lot of traumatized kids out there.:o

[Zev]

If anyone can help me, I need an mp3 of The Hanukkah Song and a soundbite of Will Ferrell saying "We're going streaking!" from Old School in order to make the most f-ed up video EVER.

EVER.

Remember, the power is YOURS!

[The Question]

What's funny is that this originally aired during primetime Cartoon Network.

There must have been a lot of traumatized kids out there.:o


Why would they be traumatized? I'd have found that funny if I saw that as a youngin'. 'Course, I'm of the Ren and Stimpy generation, so I'm a little screwy.

[The Hero]

If anyone can help me, I need an mp3 of The Hanukkah Song and a soundbite of Will Ferrell saying "We're going streaking!" from Old School in order to make the most f-ed up video EVER.

EVER.

Remember, the power is YOURS!
http://musicsearch.mobrien.com/mp3_search.ca?q=Adam+Sandler

You can repay me by finally finishing your review of that damn Catwoman script.

[The BatDude]

Why would they be traumatized? I'd have found that funny if I saw that as a youngin'. 'Course, I'm of the Ren and Stimpy generation, so I'm a little screwy.
I been watching Ren & Stimpy since I was just 1 or 2 years old, yeah I was 2 I saw the first episode "Stimpy's Big Day" when it first aired couple of days after my birthday. So I'm also ****ed up :)

[The Question]

You see? Never question The Question. :o (http://questionmobile.ytmnd.com/)

And of course, what we all knew. (http://questionfacial.ytmnd.com/)

[Elijya]

hehe, nice

I can't believe they made Question such a major character in JLU, but I couldn't have been happier with his portrayal

[PWN3R]

rofl! I love those facial expression ones. This one was perfect though.

:D

[The Question]

hehe, nice

I can't believe they made Question such a major character in JLU, but I couldn't have been happier with his portrayal

Same here. Always liked The Question, but JLU really got me into him. Even though they took him in a slightly different direction, they kept the biggest part of his character true: He's a smartass. Favorite scene was, by far, this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dATkvXoLHgA

[Elijya]

::snifsnif:: oh, this was perfect, he totally got me :)

http://wereartistsnow.ytmnd.com/

[The Question]

::snifsnif:: oh, this was perfect, he totally got me :)

http://wereartistsnow.ytmnd.com/

Makes me wish I had the skill and tools necessairy to make YTMNDs. Here's another favorite of mine:


http://deathtribute.ytmnd.com/

[PWN3R]

The artist one is great. :up:

[The Question]

What of Death? Do you dare mock Death?!



http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/02/Death.jpg


How could you mock a lady that cute? :o

[The Question]

This song rocks SO much. (http://www.otmfan.com/mp3/Super%20Powers.mp3)

[hippie_hunter]

http://www.dc-kingdom.com/plugins/p2000_image_gallery/images/32.jpg

[hippie_hunter]

http://www.dc-kingdom.com/plugins/p2000_image_gallery/images/29.jpg

[Elijya]

http://passfailstudios.com/comics/27.jpg

[The BatDude]

You know what this thread needs? Well I do and it's Hostess Fruit Pies (http://www.dialbforblog.com/archives/24/ben_twinkies_big.gif)

[Ben Urich]

Best JLU clip: Lex Luthor doesn't wash his hands. :up:

[Sarge 2.0]

Haha, 'cause he's evil. :up:

That episode ruled.

[Flash Fearless]

http://www.funrise.com/pog/

POGs are back, apparently, with a "21st century attitude."

[The Hero]

http://passfailstudios.com/comics/27.jpg
My favorite part is Todd holding the Red Hood mask,ready to kick some Bat-ass. :up:

[The Hero]

Best JLU clip: Lex Luthor doesn't wash his hands. :up:
That's it,I have to start DVR-ing this show. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4aaMBbT39w)

[Ben Urich]

Bryan Singer should try to work that scene into Superman Continues to Return. :o
Can you imagine Kevin Spacey delivering that line? Gold, baby.

[The Question]

The Flash is the greatest American hero. :o (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fo_Z527cYbM&mode=related&search)

[MyPokerShirt]

pogs were never cool
and i knew the thing would sell out. oh well it's not as bad as those wolverine underwear advert pages...

[ToddIsDead]

I used to play with pogs :(

[MyPokerShirt]

i've never watched any JLU before. why does martian manhunter sound queer??

[ToddIsDead]

i've never watched any JLU before. why does martian manhunter sound queer??
:confused: :confused:

[The Hero]

The Flash is the greatest American hero. :o (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fo_Z527cYbM&mode=related&search)
Seriously.I need to Netflix this mother.

[The Hero]

http://www.chrisroberson.net/uploaded_images/venturebros-727248.jpg

[The Question]

Seriously.I need to Netflix this mother.
Absolutely. And, by the way, The Question totally owns the second season like a ho to his pimp. :o


http://www.chrisroberson.net/uploaded_images/venturebros-727248.jpg




:eek:








.......I think my brain just orgasmed. :O

[Flexo]

.......I think my brain just orgasmed. :O

I had the same reaction when I opened the DVD.

It's... beautiful.

[The Question]

In case you didn't know it already, Grant Morrison is the baddest mutha****a since Shaft. (http://www.dccomics.com/media/podcasts/DCComics_2006-08-01_52-SanDiegoComic-Con_2006.mp3)

[ampersand]

http://www.chrisroberson.net/uploaded_images/venturebros-727248.jpg
What's it from?

[Flexo]

What's it from?

It's the interior art of the Venture Brothers DVD.

[DBM]

It's the interior art of the Venture Brothers DVD.

It's done by Bill Sienkiewicz, one of the greatest comic artists ever.

[drastic_quench]

You can get wallpaper sized versions at the adult swim site.

[WallCrawl]

You can get wallpaper sized versions at the adult swim site.

Really? Sweet! New desktop, here I come!

[The Hero]

WallCrawl....your avatar.......I'm speechless.

[WallCrawl]

WallCrawl....your avatar.......I'm speechless.


Hehe, glad you like. The real genius is the greyed out Touch This button. :up:

[The Hero]

Things you didn't know about Darth Vader...

http://starbeatacademy.ytmnd.com/

http://davader.ytmnd.com/

http://lexandvader.ytmnd.com/

http://vaderturnsonlight.ytmnd.com/

[The Hero]

The Greatest Half-Hour in Television History. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSMxb1lG2Yg)

If you have not seen this,then you cannot truly call yourself alive. :up:

[Whirlysplat]

I'm sure Batman "Dead End" is somewhere in this thread, if not here it is!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7Z3ow4uHBk

- Whirly

[Whirlysplat]

I expect the Surfer 1994 Film is also here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nq9YDASoLpE

- Whirly

[Whirlysplat]

I expect the Surfer 1994 Film is also here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nq9YDASoLpE

- Whirly

and the more recent An Echo of the Past promo

- Whirly

[The Question]

I kinda miss this show. :( (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvbtMOMbo8Q&mode=related&search)

[blah]

http://www.thiscomicsucks.com/comics/196.jpg

[Ben Urich]

It's done by Bill Sienkiewicz, one of the greatest comic artists ever.

He speaks the truth. :up:
Elektra: Assassin features some of the most beautiful artwork I've ever seen. :eek::up:

[WallCrawl]

http://www.echosphere.net/star_trek_insp/insp_captkirk.jpg

http://www.echosphere.net/star_trek_insp/insp_expendability.jpg

http://www.echosphere.net/star_trek_insp/insp_sexual_tension.jpg

http://www.echosphere.net/star_trek_insp/insp_mindmeld.jpg

http://echosphere.net/star_trek_insp/insp_continuity.jpg

[WallCrawl]

http://www.echosphere.net/star_trek_insp/insp_sarek.jpg

http://www.echosphere.net/star_trek_insp/insp_undiscovered.jpg

http://www.echosphere.net/star_trek_insp/insp_20thcentury.jpg

http://www.echosphere.net/star_trek_insp/insp_spock_mccoy.jpg

[Elijya]

Wow, Star Wars in Portugeuse is a truly unique experience

http://youtube.com/watch?v=n7CyNJs5ttI&mode=related&search=


they couldn't isolate the dialogue? they had to redo the sound effects too? :confused:

[The Ether]

In case you didn't know it already, Grant Morrison is the baddest mutha****a since Shaft. (http://www.dccomics.com/media/podcasts/DCComics_2006-08-01_52-SanDiegoComic-Con_2006.mp3)
HELLO SAAANNN DIIIIEEEEGGGGOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Grant Morrison is awesomeness put in the stew.

[The Hero]

Wow, Star Wars in Portugeuse is a truly unique experience

http://youtube.com/watch?v=n7CyNJs5ttI&mode=related&search=


they couldn't isolate the dialogue? they had to redo the sound effects too? :confused:
I love how instead of his signature breathing,they just have him cough for no reason.

Have you ever read Seanbaby's review of the Turkish Star Wars (http://www.thewavemag.com/pagegen.php?pagename=article&articleid=22122)?There's only one thing worse than that....

......Brazilian Star Wars (http://www.thewavemag.com/pagegen.php?pagename=article&articleid=22948).

[DBM]

http://www.echosphere.net/star_trek_insp/insp_captkirk.jpg


I love this one. :D

[WallCrawl]

The last one I posted really caught me off guard when I first read it, I laughed out loud.

[The Hero]

Remember the iconic,melodramatic lowering of Darth Vader's helmet at the end of Revenge Of The Sith?

Hedwig did it first. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ep41swkK5Mc)

[WallCrawl]

Remember the iconic,melodramatic lowering of Darth Vader's helmet at the end of Revenge Of The Sith?

Hedwig did it first. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ep41swkK5Mc)

Hedwig's such an awesome movie.

[The Hero]

So,what did everyone do during the downtime? I spent the weekend with an old friend.



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v197/jml2762/BMorko.jpg



We both got a little drunk,and that bastard ditched me for some **** at one-thirty in the morning with my car and all my cash.I woke up the next day here:



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v197/jml2762/BMpassedout.jpg


Damn,I must've been pretty wasted if I missed that couch.Anyway,if any of you see this son of a *****,tell him I know what he did to that hooker in Reno,and if I don't see that car by the end of the week Prince Adam is hearing all about it. :down

[The Question]

I browsed "Coming Soon" a bit, and started writing down this idea I have for a freakin' epic comic book series. Like, The Odessy level epic.

[Whirlysplat]

I browsed "Coming Soon" a bit, and started writing down this idea I have for a freakin' epic comic book series. Like, The Odessy level epic.

Sigh. You mean Odyssey.

- Whirly

[The Question]

Yes. Fine. Whatever. I can't spell. We've all noticed.

[Whirlysplat]

Yes. Fine. Whatever. I can't spell. We've all noticed.

relax :) I can't either, I am a diagnosed dyslexic.

Nice avvy. by the way.

- Whirly

[The Question]

It's the truth. :o

[ampersand]

Hey Question, I have a question for you. Is it true that Neil Gaiman ownes the rights to the Sandman characters that he created? I read that somewhere and I don't know if it's true. Because if it is, your title should be "Gaiman's Death".

[The Question]

Yes, he does own the rights to the characters, but:

A: Sandman takes place in the DCU, so even though Gaiman does own the characters, she is "DC's Death" in a continuity sense.

B: I don't think Gaiman would have fit in my title.

[The Hero]

A brief scene from Pretty Dead Girl,or as I prefer to call it "Necrophilia:The Musical" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11DnqxThghU)

[The Hero]

Satire god Seanbaby and some EGM editors chug a few beers while playing bad videogames.The result?The funniest ****ing thing on the Twelve Internets.

Screw Baseball,making fun of Todd Mcfarlane is America's favorite pastime (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKc8tMLYUSM)

Noah:The Old Testament's undisputed badass (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7MO_VpkMUo)

ASIAN KONG!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hFeJlcJvy0)

[C.F. Kane]

LMAO

It's MST3K for video games! I approve!

[Archangel]

Darth Vader is an *******. http://youtube.com/watch?v=XHtyA0qTnTE&mode=related&search=

[WallCrawl]

Satire god Seanbaby and some EGM editors chug a few beers while playing bad videogames.The result?The funniest ****ing thing on the Twelve Internets.

Screw Baseball,making fun of Todd Mcfarlane is America's favorite pastime (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKc8tMLYUSM)

Noah:The Old Testament's undisputed badass (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7MO_VpkMUo)

ASIAN KONG!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hFeJlcJvy0)

Oh man. I nearly peed my pants at Asia Kong.

[Elijya]

wowsa, they actually DID this?
http://www.gothamist.com/archives/2006/08/14/video_of_the_da_31.php

That's from a real episode of Sesame Street. Bizarre. Whose idea was that?

[Elijya]

wow, Seanbaby should so be played by Joaquin Phoenix in the movie

[The Question]

wowsa, they actually DID this?
http://www.gothamist.com/archives/2006/08/14/video_of_the_da_31.php

That's from a real episode of Sesame Street. Bizarre. Whose idea was that?


Well, Sesame Street was partially created by Jim Henson. And anything Jim Henson had a hand in creating is instantly twenty points cooler. :o

[Zev]

Best movie ever. (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0402127/maindetails)

Let's run down the points. Directed by Dolph Lundgren. Jerry Springer plays the President and at one point says "You messed with the wrong country and you ****ed the wrong President!"

I think the best part is that the user reviews are calling it a relevant, politically-charged film. Heh.

[Elijya]

There are many comments I could make as I post this link, and I am unable to pick one. Just imagine I said something funny after you watch this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hywK7SsqE8Y&mode=related&search=

[WallCrawl]

Best movie ever. (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0402127/maindetails)

Let's run down the points. Directed by Dolph Lundgren. Jerry Springer plays the President and at one point says "You messed with the wrong country and you ****ed the wrong President!"

I think the best part is that the user reviews are calling it a relevant, politically-charged film. Heh.

Wow. It's definitely giving Lesbian Vampire Kickboxers a run for its money, that's for sure.

[The Hero]

There are many comments I could make as I post this link, and I am unable to pick one. Just imagine I said something funny after you watch this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hywK7SsqE8Y&mode=related&search=
The fact that the dog is voiced by Chevy Chase makes it even better.

And for the love of God,are people still doing Matrix parodies?Haven't their been any new action movies in the past eight years? :confused:

[The Hero]

Wasn't there a Mr. Show sketch named this? (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0230575/)

[The Hero]

Sam Jackson and Jon Stewart curse at each other for five minutes. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PupI1HytQW4)

[hippy fascist]

zev, what film is your avy from?

[Elijya]

it's from Auto/Focus, the movie about Bob Crane's sex life

[The Hero]

http://www.passfailstudios.com/comics/28.jpg

[Elijya]

uh oh, someone screwed up :eek:

THIS should have been the trailer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjo01sbmzrg&mode=related&search=

seriously, can you imagine sitting in a movie theatre watching that?

[Whirlysplat]

uh oh, someone screwed up :eek:

THIS should have been the trailer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjo01sbmzrg&mode=related&search=

seriously, can you imagine sitting in a movie theatre watching that?

Classic

- Whirly

[The Question]

The video's meh, but this song is my anthem. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCz-K-9nmUY)

[The Hero]

The video's meh, but this song is my anthem. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCz-K-9nmUY)
That was alright,but this song is my anthem:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTKL8MNH95Q

As you can obviously tell from that,I'm a absolute badass.

[The Question]

That was alright,but this song is my anthem:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTKL8MNH95Q

As you can obviously tell from that,I'm a absolute badass.


Dude. Listening to this, I totally imagine you wearing platfrom shoes and a long leather jacket, just walking down the street and pimp smacking everyone who walks past you. :o

[Elijya]

haha! I haven't heard Apache in a long time :D

[The Question]

A more realistic ending for the Never Ending Story. (http://thenhewishedforacigarette.ytmnd.com/)

[The Hero]

A more realistic ending for the Never Ending Story. (http://thenhewishedforacigarette.ytmnd.com/)
It's scary how ripe for parody that scene is.I remember Robot Chicken did an entire Never Ending Story sketch just to do a "Call My Name!" joke.

If you don't mind me asking,what program did you use to create your avatar? :confused:

[The Question]

I didn't make it. Why?

[The Hero]

Dude. Listening to this, I totally imagine you wearing platfrom shoes and a long leather jacket, just walking down the street and pimp smacking everyone who walks past you. :o
You just described my Saturdays. :up:

I didn't make it. Why?
I was thinking of making a new avatar,but my skills don't go beyond MS Paint.

[The Question]

You just described my Saturdays. :up:

Yeah.......



My saturdays are the Hype and crying while looking at porn. :(

I was thinking of making a new avatar,but my skills don't go beyond MS Paint.

Ah. Cool. You should get a Destruction avatar. Since, you know, Destruction pwns all noobs. :o

[The Hero]

I don't know if I could part with the Dancing Black Mage,though.I've had it for so long it's become part of my identity.If I knew how to edit a GIF,maybe I'd put him dancing in front of the Hindenburg,or on that bastard Orko's grave.

[The Question]

How about a dancing Destruction? :D

[The Hero]

How about a dancing Destruction? :D

Dancing in the ruins of the Hindenburg?Awesome.


Classic Hype skin now available (http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?p=9857568#post9857568)

Wow.Everything looks so...message boardy. :eek:

[Elijya]

Question, what's with the sudden Death obsession?

[Flexo]

I don't know if I could part with the Dancing Black Mage,though.I've had it for so long it's become part of my identity.If I knew how to edit a GIF,maybe I'd put him dancing in front of the Hindenburg,or on that bastard Orko's grave.

Get Ulead Gif Animator 5.

[The Question]

Dancing in the ruins of the Hindenburg?Awesome.

We're geniuses. Go team venture!

Classic Hype skin now available (http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?p=9857568#post9857568)

Wow.Everything looks so...message boardy. :eek:

Don't work for me. :(

[The Hero]

Go to your User CP.

[The Question]

I did it. Me likey.

[The Hero]

I was geekasming for about two minutes.Then it started making my eyes hurt.

[The Question]

I could see that happening. Anyway. As I was saying earlier.



http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6c/Destruction_%28Sandman%29.jpg


Destruction pwns all noobs. :o

[The Hero]

Get Ulead Gif Animator 5.

Is there anything similar to that that's available for free?
We're geniuses. Go team venture!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/19/VB111.jpg


R.I.P Colonel Gentleman. :(

[The Question]

R.I.P Colonel Gentleman.

He never dfid get to play with those toys he wished were out when he was a lad. :(

[Flexo]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/CodyA/herodance.gif

[The Question]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/CodyA/herodance.gif

I thought Destruction was supposed to be dancing. :mad:

[Flexo]

I thought Destruction was supposed to be dancing. :mad:

It was easier this way. :csad:

[The Hero]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/CodyA/herodance.gif
......


.......


............


..................Thank you.I can't wiat to hit 6000.:up:

[The Question]

It was easier this way. :csad:


But dude!


http://www.stahl.bau.tu-bs.de/~hildeb/sandman/Destruction.png

http://www.satt.org/grafiken3/endless_nights/6_destruction.jpg

http://members.shaw.ca/jacklaynedesign/sandman/destruction/destruction6.jpg

http://www.dyve.net/sandman/images/destruction1.gif

http://julest.com/sandman/destruction/destruction2.jpg



He pwns all noobs! :mad:

[Flexo]

But does he come in an easily animated sprite form?

[The Question]

No. But he pnws all noobs. Make an easil;y animated sprite form! :mad:

[Flexo]

I now feel like I should make a series of "Dancing to the Great Tragedies of Man."

You know, the attack on Pearl Harbor, the assasination of JFK, ect.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/CodyA/dalecrashdance.gif

[Elijya]

R.I.P Colonel Gentleman. :(
and Major Tom :(

[The Hero]

I now feel like I should make a series of "Dancing to the Great Tragedies of Man."

You know, the attack on Pearl Harbor, the assasination of JFK, ect.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/CodyA/dalecrashdance.gif

If we could make a montage of those,we would create the greatest avatar the Hype has ever known.

And with this avatar we shall rule the world!The world,I say!

[Flexo]

If we could make a montage of those,we would create the greatest avatar the Hype has ever known.

And with this avatar we shall rule the world!The world,I say!

*Twirls mustache and adjusts monocle with maniacle glee*

[Flexo]

And here's the start.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/CodyA/montaginess.gif

You can sub in John Madden for Dick Cheney.

[The Question]

Needs to be a little slower.

[MaskedManJRK]

And here's the start.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/CodyA/montaginess.gif

You can sub in John Madden for Dick Cheney.

Don't forget CINO. :o

[The Hero]

Trim it down to just three or four,with him dancing for a second to each.

If that's okay.:o

[hippy fascist]

This'll be the 3rd time I've posted this but it's just so wrong! :eek:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v97/MasterSplinter/LoganCreed.jpg

[The Hero]

The art's not that bad.

[hippy fascist]

I just wanna know if it's in continuity ;)

[The Hero]

Flexo,I was thinking something along the lines of this.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v197/jml2762/zzzzzzzzzz.gif

With the dancing at normal speed.

[Elijya]

you'll have to double the frames, then

[The Hero]

If he sends me the original images,I might be able to do it with my nifty new GIF editor.


http://my.opera.com/lauraf/homes/albums/23665/thumbs/Thumbs%20up%20from%20the%20Ukraine.jpg_thumb.jpg

Thank You,Flexo! :up:

[Flexo]

Actually, I was working on it right now.

But if you want to do it, I could send them to you.

[Zev]

And here's the start.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/CodyA/montaginess.gif

You can sub in John Madden for Dick Cheney.

Careful. You know, Dick Cheney can kill you in ten different ways...

[Flexo]

Careful. You know, Dick Cheney can kill you in ten different ways...

That's only if he's unarmed.

That dude is like Rambo if you give him a knife.

[The Hero]

Actually, I was working on it right now.

But if you want to do it, I could send them to you.Nah,I just didn't want to eat up too much of your time.If you still want to do it,that's fine.

[The Question]

Ah. A magical era when kids' cartoons were actually funny. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMV6LnlMxqE&mode=related&search)

[Flexo]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/CodyA/montaginess2.gif

[The Hero]

It's...so...beautiful. :up:

Elijya,I demand you pull some mod-strings and increase my post count.

[The Hero]

Ah. A magical era when kids' cartoons were actually funny. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMV6LnlMxqE&mode=related&search)
Hey,the guy who voices Zim is in that show. Which reminds me,there's only one thing the thread is missing...

ZIIIIIIM!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQ_nE5PmGi8&mode=related&search=)

[WallCrawl]

Hey,the guy who voices Zim is in that show. Which reminds me,there's only one thing the thread is missing...

ZIIIIIIM!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQ_nE5PmGi8&mode=related&search=)

Do you mean Tino? If so, Tino's voiced by Jason Marsden. Zim is voiced by Richard Horvitz.

[The BatDude]

Do you mean Tino? If so, Tino's voiced by Jason Marsden. Zim is voiced by Richard Horvitz.
that guy does the voice of Billy from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.

[The Hero]

Do you mean Tino? If so, Tino's voiced by Jason Marsden. Zim is voiced by Richard Horvitz.

Sorry,my mind must have been so eager to post Invader Zim that it manipulated Marsden's voice to sound like Horvitz.My mind hates me.

[WallCrawl]

that guy does the voice of Billy from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.

He was also on Angry Beavers.

[WallCrawl]

Sorry,my mind must have been so eager to post Invader Zim that it manipulated Marsden's voice to sound like Horvitz.My mind hates me.

They do sound alike. Also, I'm fairly sure they digitally alter and speed up Marsden's voice so he sounds younger, giving it a Horvitz-like quality.

[The Question]

Maybe. Or maybe he's just good at doing high pitched voices.

[WallCrawl]

Maybe. Or maybe he's just good at doing high pitched voices.

Maybe he has the vocal cords of a midget. :eek:

[The Hero]

Or maybe...no,I can't think of anything else.

[The Hero]

GO NINJA GO NINJA GO!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFLGRidfFo4)

The voice of a generation,indeed.

[The BatDude]

GO NINJA GO NINJA GO!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFLGRidfFo4)

The voice of a generation,indeed.
I think next cartoon is the voice of the generation well Nazi generation.

Education of Death (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jbA437FHFU&mode=related&search)

[Elijya]

a bit much, Hero

[Zoken]

He was also on Angry Beavers.



SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!


make way for Muscular Beaver, WOOOSH!

[The Question]

The great questions of life, as asked by the Angry Beavers. (http://networkslam.ytmnd.com/)

[Zoken]

I miss Dagget....

[The Hero]

I miss Dagget....
Why is it that every character voiced by Horvitz ends up becoming a badass?

I make sure to do this every time I leave the bathroom. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ixj8tUpwa4s)

[The Question]

If you don't like Joanen Vasquez, then you are a filthy communist and seserve to be forced into slave labor. (http://invaderzimoldesttrick.ytmnd.com/)

[ToddIsDead]

The great questions of life, as asked by the Angry Beavers. (http://networkslam.ytmnd.com/)
Ah, the memories.

[Assassin]

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a260/GreenLantern2815/SHH/civilwarpeck.gif

[Zoken]

well said Assassin

[The Question]

Stella. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhlGfIYeuNo&mode=related&search)

And more Stella. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZxTN8BeZQQ&NR)

[The Hero]

a bit much, Hero
Don't feel bad,being edited by you is an honor,like being Mr.T's fool.

Write a line for Optimus Prime in the Transformers movie (http://www.superherohype.com/news/transformersnews.php?id=4657)

My guess for the top four entries:

1."I want these mutha****in' Decepticons off this mutha****in' planet!"

2."I'm Optimus Prime,*****!"

3."What,are you dense?Are you retarded of something?Who the hell do you think I am? I'm the Goddamn Optimus Prime!"

4."I'm Optimus Prime,*****!" again.

[The Hero]

This better?

Edit - No, it looked like the same thing - E

[drastic_quench]

http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/91/batmanws7.gif

[Sarge 2.0]

http://drmcninja.com/issue4/4p13.gif

[The Hero]

This better?

Edit - No, it looked like the same thing - E
I censored the language a bit.Bah,who cares,it was nowhere near funny enough to warrant this much trouble.

[The Question]

Because this song is just that good at making people happy. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdVdNnXiQTc)

[Phoney Bone]

Because this song is just that good at making people happy. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdVdNnXiQTc)
Prob. my fave Queen song.:D

[Zoken]

Don't feel bad,being edited by you is an honor,like being Mr.T's fool.

Write a line for Optimus Prime in the Transformers movie (http://www.superherohype.com/news/transformersnews.php?id=4657)

My guess for the top four entries:

1."I want these mutha****in' Decepticons off this mutha****in' planet!"

2."I'm Optimus Prime,*****!"

3."What,are you dense?Are you retarded of something?Who the hell do you think I am? I'm the Goddamn Optimus Prime!"

4."I'm Optimus Prime,*****!" again.

"Perhaps you're familiar with the old Cybertronian addage; "Does not compute"."

"You mother was a SONY!"

"01100010001? It's just gibberish... *Looks in a mirror* 10001000110?! AHHHH!"

"BY THE ALL SPARK! I thought you said you had a firewall that night?"

"Just a sec guys, I have to prime my little Optimus"

[The Hero]

Prob. my fave Queen song.:D
I'm sorry,but as far as Queen goes,nothing can match this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNf9rEPoc8Q). :up:

edit:Really,how could there any secret to Freddie Mercury's sexuality after listening to him hit notes like that?

[The Question]

I'm sorry,but as far as Queen goes,nothing can match this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNf9rEPoc8Q). :up:

edit:Really,how could there any secret to Freddie Mercury being gay after listening to him hit notes like that?


While Flash is great, it can't top this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dInWS6jf_U) in terms of sheer badassery.

[hippy fascist]

http://www.sk1pper.com/grandma_flipping_the_bird.jpg

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/345663/2/istockphoto_345663_senior_gaudy_and_rude.jpg

[The Question]

Well. That was rude. :o

[Darthphere]

Probably probation worthy.

[hippy fascist]

this is supposed to be a thread for random funny pictures. It's only flipping the bird, it's not like it's porn or something

[Darthphere]

Just joking dude. If I wanted to make a federal case out of it I will. Since in context, **** you is censored, the picture in question is representative of the same thing.:o

Thats if I cared.

[hippy fascist]

Just joking dude. If I wanted to make a federal case out of it I will. Since in context, **** you is censored, the picture in question is representative of the same thing.:o

Thats if I cared.

:( I've been banned before remember. There's a special hell for people like you!

[Darthphere]

The hell where people who are right go?

[hippy fascist]

No, just the sarcastic bastards ;)

[Darthphere]

Cool, really, put the picture back up dude, nothing is going to happen.

[The Question]

:( I've been banned before remember. There's a special hell for people like you!


The one for child molestors and people who talk in the theater?

[hippy fascist]

:up: :up: :up:

Can't wait for the new serenity books!

[The BatDude]

Stella. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhlGfIYeuNo&mode=related&search)

And more Stella. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZxTN8BeZQQ&NR)
Oh man, I do miss Stella

[hippy fascist]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJyHfKNNaes

[The Question]

:up: :up: :up:

Can't wait for the new serenity books!



Too bad with the actors' scheduels that we're not likely to see a sequel any time soon. :(



Although, I keep saying that a cartoon would be the best new way to go.

[The Question]

Dells are really great. :o (http://dellpron.ytmnd.com/)

[The Hero]

That guy is my new hero.