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Zev

11-13-2006, 09:27 AM

The Cautionary Tale of Ralph Dibny. (http://ralphdibny.ytmnd.com/)

Darren Daring

11-13-2006, 01:18 PM

Hey, humour fans, come read pt 3 of Three Times A Lady: A Darren Daring Adventure

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=255884&page=3

It's awesome!

Zev

11-13-2006, 10:39 PM

I made it into Up And Coming! (http://kirkopensachannel.ytmnd.com/)

Zev

11-14-2006, 01:33 AM

Lex Luthor Wants To Know Everything. (http://lexluthorknows.ytmnd.com/)

C.F. Kane

11-14-2006, 07:31 AM

Resorting to fads to appease voters?

Oh Zev, shame on you. :csad:

Elijya

11-14-2006, 08:32 AM

well, it's better than actively trying to create a fad

you're improving Zev

Elijya

11-14-2006, 08:37 AM

hehe, I didn't get it at first, but this has become my favorite fad, and one of the few times forcing a fad has worked eventually :D

http://thereveal.ytmnd.com/

The Hero

11-14-2006, 10:55 AM

The Cautionary Tale of Ralph Dibny. (http://ralphdibny.ytmnd.com/)
Ha! Nice. :up: Pretty Dead Girl is the greatest musical of our time. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11DnqxThghU)

The Hero

11-14-2006, 11:08 AM

Just when you thought that The Joker and his report card stealing/goat-licking empire was as diabolical as a villain could get,we meet.....

Lex Luthor: Evil Incarnate (http://lexluthoristerrible.ytmnd.com/)

Zev

11-14-2006, 11:15 AM

Lex Luthor Wants To Know Everything... AGAIN! (http://lexluthorupdated.ytmnd.com/)

Updated. Upvote it because last time, it got wiped out by that stupid "I see Elvis" fad before it had a chance to grow.

MaskedManJRK

11-14-2006, 11:26 AM

The Hero

11-14-2006, 11:26 AM

My Lex Luthor Pwrongs your Lex Luthor. (I swear,if "pwrong" is ever used again I will be forced to end my life)

http://www.passfailstudios.com/comics/39.jpg

The Hero

11-14-2006, 12:07 PM

Would've been five if the cake song had been playing.Updated,you bastard.

The Hero

11-14-2006, 12:21 PM

The Man Of Alias finally gets his own ytmnd (http://greatesttypoever.ytmnd.com/)

My dream creation is of the animated sequence in Kill Bill with Joss Whedon and Sarah Michelle Gellar's faces pasted onto the killers,entitled 'The Origin of Thealiasman". :up:

Zev

11-14-2006, 12:35 PM

We all need to get on YTMND to form an unstoppable SHH voting bloc.

Darthphere

11-14-2006, 01:25 PM

Elijya

11-14-2006, 04:15 PM

Time Rape
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1898029430122837467

hippy fascist

11-14-2006, 04:46 PM

The Hero

11-14-2006, 05:18 PM

more man to man goodness! Hero, you're gonna love these :up:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zj-8BPd2YS4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEMIVfYNrZ4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoQH440AdMU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-CkvEcdubU

and to finish... a bit of garth

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixc4aeLnwS0

:word:
...the glory... :wow:

Any news on that rumored Darkplace movie?

Time Rape
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1898029430122837467
Genius. :up: (well,not really,but still good)

Sandman138

11-14-2006, 05:21 PM

The Hero

11-14-2006, 05:31 PM

I think he was talking about another Sandman on here.

hippy fascist

11-14-2006, 05:37 PM

Wow, I've made it onto a ytmnd.

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r154/hippy_fascist/86064603_retard-prize.jpg

Grim Goblin

11-14-2006, 05:54 PM

This made me laugh...

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/superhero-thanksgiving/default.php

C.F. Kane

11-14-2006, 09:42 PM

I was thinking about turning some of the Mix Up Movie Captions into a YTMND. But first,

A) I could use some nominations as to what would go into it, and

B) I have no idea what music I would use.

Darthphere

11-15-2006, 12:15 PM

You whats crazy about that damn Stephanie song, its so ****ing catchy, I caught myself humming it the other day.

Elijya

11-15-2006, 12:51 PM

You whats crazy about that damn Stephanie song, its so ****ing catchy, I caught myself humming it the other day.
suffer (http://ultimatesuffering.ytmnd.com/)

Darthphere

11-15-2006, 12:54 PM

I thought you liked me. :(

Elijya

11-15-2006, 12:57 PM

everyone must suffer

Darren Daring

11-15-2006, 12:58 PM

Dooooooooowner:(

Darthphere

11-15-2006, 03:59 PM

Banned.

Zev

11-16-2006, 03:04 PM

"He gave us a signal!" (http://batsignalcalled.ytmnd.com/)

SuGarRush

11-16-2006, 03:22 PM

282 pages, and I have read them all...
Thank you guys. The hours I've wasted reading this page instead of studying for tests are countless.
But highly amusing.

Elijya

11-16-2006, 04:25 PM

since you just read through, can you tell me what page the Darth Vadar edit where he keeps closing the egg is?

The Hero

11-16-2006, 04:51 PM

Banned.
Alright,everyone tell me what I missed. :huh:

The Hero

11-16-2006, 05:03 PM

since you just read through, can you tell me what page the Darth Vadar edit where he keeps closing the egg is?
http://www.thatvideosite.com/view/3054.html

SuperFerret

11-16-2006, 05:05 PM

since you just read through, can you tell me what page the Darth Vadar edit where he keeps closing the egg is?

Here's the YouTube link. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHtyA0qTnTE)

Darren Daring

11-16-2006, 05:05 PM

Alright,everyone tell me what I missed. :huh:

I was banned for calling Elijya's threat of death a downer, i think.

The Hero

11-16-2006, 05:45 PM

I was thinking about turning some of the Mix Up Movie Captions into a YTMND. But first,

A) I could use some nominations as to what would go into it, and

B) I have no idea what music I would use.
I've been playing with that idea for a few days.You could track down sound clips of the quotes and synch them with the images.It would be a pain in the ass,but it would be possible.

The Hero

11-16-2006, 06:56 PM

Am I the only one who thinks it's really sad that this is 100x better than the actual movie? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEDmvv8Yd1Q&mode=related&search=)

Ben Urich

11-16-2006, 10:57 PM

Here's the YouTube link. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHtyA0qTnTE)

Holy balls that is hilarious. :woot::up:

C.F. Kane

11-16-2006, 11:13 PM

I've been playing with that idea for a few days.You could track down sound clips of the quotes and synch them with the images.It would be a pain in the ass,but it would be possible.

Yeah but it might just be easier to combine the text and pictures into a single image. For some quotes it might be a bit difficult to track down an audio.

Besides, I don't have the audio editing capabilities.

Zev

11-17-2006, 12:24 AM

Why, Mr. Anderson? (http://whyanderson.ytmnd.com/)

C.F. Kane

11-17-2006, 11:27 AM

^ that made me stop hating that fad.

The Hero

11-17-2006, 06:11 PM

Why, Mr. Anderson? (http://whyanderson.ytmnd.com/)
The sheer randomness. :up:

The Hero

11-18-2006, 01:52 PM

This is twelve kinds of awesome. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otPkk1sUFkI)

Elijya

11-18-2006, 02:46 PM

I rarely post AMVs, but this one was special... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuMD6iGoHOY&mode=related&search=)

yenaled

11-18-2006, 03:01 PM

http://www.goaste.cx/goaste/pictures/misceditedcartrons/LOST%20THE%20COMIC.gif

The Hero

11-18-2006, 05:01 PM

Whoever made that just recieved a lifetime membership to the Secret Society of Internet Badasses.

The Question

11-18-2006, 08:27 PM

I rarely post AMVs, but this one was special... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuMD6iGoHOY&mode=related&search=)

If I ever did an cartoon series done in an anime style about Alan Moore, Neil Gaiman, and Grant Morrison getting stuck in the DCU after running into a dimension hopping John Constantine, that would so be the theme song. :up:

yenaled

11-19-2006, 11:27 AM

http://www.goaste.cx/goaste/pictures/superman/supermanmoon1.jpg

http://www.goaste.cx/goaste/pictures/superman/SUPERMANISPOOR.gif

http://www.goaste.cx/goaste/pictures/misceditedcartrons/SUPERMANISTIRED.gif

http://www.goaste.cx/goaste/pictures/PREACHER/PREACHER001.gif

These are great, goaste.cx (http://www.goaste.cx/) is full of hilarity.

The Hero

11-19-2006, 07:02 PM

If I ever did an cartoon series done in an anime style about Alan Moore, Neil Gaiman, and Grant Morrison getting stuck in the DCU after running into a dimension hopping John Constantine, that would so be the theme song. :up:
I'm pretty sure that cartoon would end all war. :up:

Now I have the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything AND that Lazytown song stuck inmy my head. Damn you,internets! :cmad:

The Question

11-19-2006, 07:04 PM

I'm pretty sure that cartoon would end all war. :up:

I'd call the series "A Case of Virtigo." And wether it was a cartoon or a comic, the best moment would be at the end of one installment, Alan Moore gets a GL power ring. The last thing we see is "Next time: We're ****ed."

bored

11-20-2006, 04:38 PM

yenaled

11-20-2006, 05:19 PM

I am?

Awesome.

MaskedManJRK

11-20-2006, 06:19 PM

http://www.goaste.cx/goaste/pictures/superman/supermanmoon1.jpg
http://www.goaste.cx/goaste/pictures/PREACHER/PREACHER001.gif

Yeah, those are pretty funny. :woot:

bored

11-20-2006, 10:05 PM

I am?

Awesome.

I see. This link is no longer disgusting. Well, that's for the best, then.

The Hero

11-21-2006, 12:03 PM

Kramer,no!!! (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3159127191960661978&hl=en) :csad:

yenaled

11-21-2006, 12:23 PM

I see. This link is no longer disgusting. Well, that's for the best, then.

You are thinking of Goatse.cx (http://www.goatse.cx/) :D Which actually got taken down by the Christmas Island Internet Administration, and now it is mirrored at If you know you're not supposed to link to it, why did you? idiot - E

I linked to Goaste.cx (http://www.goaste.cx/).

It's all very subtle. :D

The Hero

11-21-2006, 08:33 PM

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (http://www.geocities.com/gordongriggs/GingerBrookesRealdollPage.html) :wow: :wow: :wow:

Now that she is here time goes by so fast. I do not have any DESIRE at all for a real women now. Ginger fulfills all of my disires and dreams.We are perfect for each other. She does not Drink, Smoke, or do drugs. She can not get pregnant{ I never wanted to have children}. She will NEVER steal from me or lie to me. I AM TOTALLY HAPPY WITH HER!

That's quite possibly the single saddest statement I've ever heard. :csad:

The Question

11-21-2006, 08:40 PM

It really is. :csad:

Now, an interesting phenomina I've discovered. I've been staring at this movie poster:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/ee/Fountain_poster_1.jpg

While listening to this song:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=9pKujuTgtL0

All afternoon. I can't help it. It's oddy hypnotic. I need to stop now.

The Hero

11-21-2006, 09:04 PM

It really is. :csad:

It get's even worse:

Question 1: Do you still date real women?
Answer: No, I am still happy with Ginger and Kelly. Dating HUMAN females is a waste of time and
Money in my opinion.

Question 4: Where do you hide them when your friends come over?
Answer: Another good question. I do not have any friends. Well, HUMAN friends anyway.

Comment 4: You need to take a bath and get a haircut!
Reply: Actually I take a shower everyday. After I get home from work or the store the first thing I do is take a shower to wash off the stench of Humanity.

He even has a Yahoo group (http://groups.yahoo.com/group/gordongriggsfanclub/) dedicated to himself,where he says he's studying witchcraft.

What's weird is,as indescribably creepy as this guy is,I really feel sorry for him. He must of had a really ****ty life to want to abandon the real world and only interact with plastic sex dolls. (that's a sentence I never thought I'd type)

The Hero

11-21-2006, 09:10 PM

Now, an interesting phenomina I've discovered. I've been staring at this movie poster:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/ee/Fountain_poster_1.jpg

While listening to this song:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=9pKujuTgtL0

All afternoon. I can't help it. It's oddy hypnotic. I need to stop now.
Holy crap,they do go together. It's....haunting. :wow:

And might I say, I don't think I've ever understood a poster less. There's a bubble with two people and a tree in it, floating through space, and it all has something to do with immortality. :huh:

The Question

11-21-2006, 09:16 PM

Holy crap,they do go together. It's....haunting. :wow:

I know. It's kind of creeping me out.

And might I say, I don't think I've ever understood a poster less. There's a bubble with two people and a tree in it, floating through space, and it all has something to do with immortality. :huh:

From what I've gathered from the internets, the tree is the tree of life from the Bible, which makes whoever eats of it's fruit immune to death. At first I thought that the tree existed outside of time and space in that bubble, but I found that, in the film, the tree is somewhow connected to the Nebula the bubble is floating in front of. The movie takes place in three time periods, the 1500s, the 200s, and the 2600s, and in the 2600s, something is making the tree rot out from the inside, and Hugh Jackman's character is trying to save it (and himself, as he is connected to the tree on a spiritual level) by bathing it in the radiation of the Nebula.

Funny thing is, this whole film was origionally a Virtigo comic, as the director never thought the movie would get made, so he gave the script to an artist and basically said "Go nuts." So, it does kind of belong here.

The Hero

11-21-2006, 09:24 PM

I know. It's kind of creeping me out.

From what I've gathered from the internets, the tree is the tree of life from the Bible, which makes whoever eats of it's fruit immune to death. At first I thought that the tree existed outside of time and space in that bubble, but I found that, in the film, the tree is somewhow connected to the Nebula the bubble is floating in front of. The movie takes place in three time periods, the 1500s, the 200s, and the 2600s, and in the 2600s, something is making the tree rot out from the inside, and Hugh Jackman's character is trying to save it (and himself, as he is connected to the tree on a spiritual level) by bathing it in the radiation of the Nebula.

Funny thing is, this whole film was origionally a Virtigo comic, as the director never thought the movie would get made, so he gave the script to an artist and basically said "Go nuts." So, it does kind of belong here.

Wow.Did it ever get published?

The Question

11-21-2006, 09:26 PM

Wow.Did it ever get published?

Yup. Came out two years ago:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/53/The_Fountain_graphic_novel.jpg

The Hero

11-21-2006, 09:30 PM

Any good?

Flexo

11-21-2006, 09:38 PM

Now, an interesting phenomina I've discovered. I've been staring at this movie poster:All afternoon. I can't help it. It's oddy hypnotic. I need to stop now.

Same thing happened to me, only it was the trailer and a Radiohead song.

The Question

11-21-2006, 09:39 PM

Any good?

Never read it. Sounds good. I'll probably see the film when it comes out. Looks really good. Heres what I can tell of it:

Hugh Jackman's character, Tomas, was a Spanish Conquistadore on a quest for the fountain of youth in South America. However, he ended up finding something even better: The tree of life from the Bible. The story then cuts to the 2000s, where Tomas is now Dr. Thomas Creo, a neuro surgion and biologist desperately searching for a cure for cancer, as his wife, Issabella (Rachel Wiesz) is dying of a brain tumor. The story then cuts to the 2600s, where Tomas, now simply Tom, is traversing through space as an astronaut/explorer.

Same thing happened to me, only it was the trailer and a Radiohead song.

This movie is just really wierding me out, and I haven't even seen it yet. Also, it looks really good, but I'm worried that it looks so good that it will probably dissapoint me when I see it.

The Hero

11-21-2006, 09:42 PM

Sounds like it might be worth checking out. Isn't it directed by the same guy who did Requiem For A Dream?

The Question

11-21-2006, 09:44 PM

Sounds like it might be worth checking out. Isn't it directed by the same guy who did Requiem For A Dream?

Yup. He wrote the comic too.

Flexo

11-21-2006, 09:55 PM

This movie is just really wierding me out, and I haven't even seen it yet. Also, it looks really good, but I'm worried that it looks so good that it will probably dissapoint me when I see it.

Oddly enough, I know exactly what you mean.

The Hero

11-21-2006, 10:01 PM

http://artlung.com/albums/comic-con2004/Black_Cat_and_Doctor_Octopus_and_Green_Goblin.size d.jpg

Am I being paradoid, or is there some kind of subtext here? I don't know if it's Doc Ock and Black Cat, or the creepy guy with sunglasses who has his hand down his pants, but something's just not right...

The Question

11-21-2006, 10:10 PM

Oddly enough, I know exactly what you mean.

Same thing happened when I saw Batman Begins. I loved the movie, but after all the hype, somehow I felt like I was expecting something more the first time I saw it. I was like "This is cool, and all, but it isn't as cool as I expected." Course, I was expecting Jesus coming down from the clouds, being followed by a host of dead rockers, picking up a guitar, and jamming to usher in a new era of peace and prosperity cool, but you get the idea.

The Hero

11-21-2006, 10:27 PM

Same thing happened when I saw Batman Begins. I loved the movie, but after all the hype, somehow I felt like I was expecting something more the first time I saw it. I was like "This is cool, and all, but it isn't as cool as I expected." Course, I was expecting Jesus coming down from the clouds, being followed by a host of dead rockers, picking up a guitar, and jamming to usher in a new era of peace and prosperity cool, but you get the idea.
That's why I'm glad I didn't have an internet connection during the months surrounding the release: No spoilers, no "OMG tis r0xx0rs and/or suxx0rs" reviews, no hype other than "Wow,that trailer was great.I hope this is as good a I hope".When I finally saw it,it kicked the ass of my face.:up:

Though I admit,every time I go to the theaters I'm disappointed by the severe lack of Jesus Rock. :(

The Question

11-21-2006, 10:29 PM

That's why I'm glad I didn't have an internet connection during the months surrounding the release: No spoilers, no "OMG tis r0xx0rs and/or suxx0rs" reviews, no hype other than "Wow,that trailer was great.I hope this is as good a I hope".When I finally saw it,it kicked the ass of my face.:up:

Lucky bastard.

Though I admit,every time I go to the theaters,I'm disappointed by the severe lack of Jesus Rock. :(

My idea for a Jesus movie ends with him rocking out to the Beatles. :up:

The Hero

11-21-2006, 10:36 PM

You should just combine all of your ideas into one movie: Alan Moore,Computer Nerd Jesus,and The Joker rocking out to Queen while going on a road trip through the DC universe in Death's car .

I think something in my brain just broke. :huh:

Flexo

11-21-2006, 10:38 PM

The Question

11-21-2006, 10:45 PM

hippie_hunter

11-22-2006, 09:00 AM

http://img426.imageshack.us/img426/8651/00vq0.gif

http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/3152/01zu0.gif

http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/4929/02nh8.gif

http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/5456/03zf9.gif

http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/7132/05rg9.gif

http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/4377/06wc9.gif

The Hero

11-22-2006, 11:26 AM

Now THIS is the way to sell a product. (http://www.shaveeverywhere.com/)

The Hero

11-22-2006, 01:28 PM

Two actually half-decent deleted scenes from Batman Forever:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSp9JVouQsI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtouiimSMe0&mode=related&search=

Let me get this straight: They kept in those stupid battleship and "The Batsignal is not a beeper" scenes, but deleted these?

The WB is run by Satan. :csad:

blah

11-22-2006, 05:02 PM

Those were pretty good. Maybe they didn't put it because the blood message would narrow their target segment further...

The Hero

11-22-2006, 08:18 PM

Even Schumacher of all people was pissed at how they edited the film into a toy commercial.

Kraven

11-22-2006, 10:16 PM

Schumacher should be pissed at himself, for making Batman & Robin. I mean Batnipples. Seriously.

Zev

11-23-2006, 05:12 PM

Ladies and gentlemen, the greatest celebrity couple of ALL time. (http://theyregay.ytmnd.com/)

The Hero

11-24-2006, 03:53 PM

It was inevitable. (http://captainoftheussinevitable.ytmnd.com/)

The Hero

11-25-2006, 07:56 PM

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! (http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoID=1458909704)

There is no god. :csad:

The Question

11-25-2006, 08:06 PM

....that was just painful. :csad:

The Question

11-25-2006, 08:17 PM

This is actaully kind of badass. Gorshin rocked that show. :o (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJ-_sj9jUIM)

PaleRider

11-26-2006, 02:07 AM

Zev

11-26-2006, 07:46 AM

My idea for a Jesus movie ends with him rocking out to the Beatles. :up:

He'd better end up saying "They're not bigger than me."

The Question

11-26-2006, 03:58 PM

He'd better end up saying "They're not bigger than me."

Nope. I actually never thought of that possible joke. I just rather liked the song Obladi Obladah.

The Hero

11-26-2006, 04:28 PM

This is actaully kind of badass. Gorshin rocked that show. :o (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJ-_sj9jUIM)
Oh,Gorshin was a badass,no doubt.But even he couldn't top The Romero.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v513/Rynan/Joker%20taunt/StrongRomero.jpg

Since we're on the subject of the Riddler,can we talk about one of the worst character designs in television history?

http://www.mwctoys.com/images/review_tbriddler_1.jpg

I mean,honestly.....what the ****? :huh:

The Hero

11-26-2006, 04:37 PM

Batman vs. Alien vs. Predator (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9uVH4M_E8k&mode=related&search=)

Arguably more entertaining and competently made than BatmansForever and Batman & Robin combined.

The Question

11-26-2006, 04:38 PM

I know how you feel.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1b/RiddlerGA.JPG

The real Riddler is a very snappy dresser.

Also, to bring up a (slightly) old subject, I know sort of don't want to see the movie The Fountain. From what I've heard, it conveys a messege that can be described as an optomistic nihilism. It's basically saying that you should be happy if you or a loved one dies because you can always be together in death later on. Which, if you think about it, sounds very very creepy. :dry:

Zoken

11-26-2006, 05:21 PM

Oh, thank God. I thought i was the only one creeped out by the sexually ambigious Riddler in "The Batman"

The Hero

11-26-2006, 05:42 PM

Also, to bring up a (slightly) old subject, I know sort of don't want to see the movie The Fountain. From what I've heard, it conveys a messege that can be described as an optomistic nihilism. It's basically saying that you should be happy if you or a loved one dies because you can always be together in death later on. Which, if you think about it, sounds very very creepy. :dry:
I saw a review calling it one of the worst movies of the year. :(

In any case,I made this to torture you. (http://hypnoticcombo.ytmnd.com/)

The Question

11-26-2006, 05:49 PM

I saw a review calling it one of the worst movies of the year. :(

Well, what I heard of the moral of the story sounds like bad emo poetry to me, so I'm not too surprised. Still, I get movies for free, so I'll probably go see it just to get my own opinion.

In any case,I made this to torture you. (http://hypnoticcombo.ytmnd.com/)

You should have put a see through picture of the hypno toad in there.

The Hero

11-26-2006, 05:57 PM

Well, what I heard of the moral of the story sounds like bad emo poetry to me, so I'm not too surprised. Still, I get movies for free, so I'll probably go see it just to get my own opinion.

That,and the whole thing looks like a bootleg broadcast over Youtube.

You get movies for free? Explain,and I'll give you this nifty new avatar:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v197/jml2762/tehquestion-2.gif

The Question

11-26-2006, 06:02 PM

That,and the whole thing looks like a bootleg broadcast over Youtube.

Looks pretty cool to me. Visually, that is. I suspect that the reason it's getting bad reveiws is that the director made it for the purpose of making a sci fi movie that makes people think like The Matrix, Star Wars, and 2001 Space Odessy, but he overcompensated and ended up overplaying a philisophical point that's kind of bull**** in the first place.

You get movies for free? Explain,and I'll give you this nifty new avatar:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v197/jml2762/tehquestion-2.gif

I work at a movie theater. Job sucks, but free movies, a decent paycheck, and there's a girl who works there who I wouldn't mind getting to know a little better, if you catch my drift. :cwink:

Also, you do know that I could just take the avatar if I wanted to, right? :huh:

The Hero

11-26-2006, 06:23 PM

Looks pretty cool to me. Visually, that is. I suspect that the reason it's getting bad reveiws is that the director made it for the purpose of making a sci fi movie that makes people think like The Matrix, Star Wars, and 2001 Space Odessy, but he overcompensated and ended up overplaying a philisophical point that's kind of bull**** in the first place.

What I meant was that I don't know if the traditional Aronofsky graininess would work for a film of this kind of scale. By the way,I just checked IMDB,and this is the plot for his next movie:

After becoming obsessed with the work of a hack filmmaker, a Los Angeles film student concludes that B movies are part of a plot to obliterate life on Earth.
Now that I can't wait to see.
Also, you do know that I could just take the avatar if I wanted to, right? :huh:

Yes,but only I can teach it to obey you. :o

The Question

11-26-2006, 06:27 PM

What I meant was that I don't know if the traditional Aronofsky graininess would work for a film of this kind of scale.

True. Also, bad emo poetry.

By the way,I just checked IMDB,and this is the plot for his next movie:

Now that I can't wait to see.

Now that sounds like a good movie. None of this "we will be together in death" crap.

Yes,but only I can teach it to obey you. :o

You mean you made it the wrong file size to be used as an avatar, right?

The Hero

11-26-2006, 06:30 PM

No,I was just at a loss for a snappy retort. :csad:

The Question

11-26-2006, 06:31 PM

No,I was just at a loss for a snappy retort. :csad:

Okay, but it is the wrong file size.

The BatDude

11-26-2006, 07:37 PM

I really do miss this cartoon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imSZi3ERxg0

Ben Urich

11-27-2006, 03:22 PM

Those Batman Forever clips are pretty awesome. :up:
And the Kramer YTMND is very well made :up:

The Hero

11-28-2006, 07:26 PM

And the Kramer YTMND is very well made :up:
That Simpsons reference was sheer brilliance.

The Hero

11-28-2006, 07:40 PM

Oh, thank God. I thought i was the only one creeped out by the sexually ambigious Riddler in "The Batman"
Still,even that's not quite as bad as....

http://the-batman.mattel.de/img/products/xl/G3433_01.jpg

RASTA-JOKER! :wow:

The BatDude

11-28-2006, 10:15 PM

Really nice avatar Hero! You just don't **** around with Alan Moore

Zev

11-28-2006, 11:46 PM

The greatest Livejournal community of all time gets a YTMND. (http://hitlerslash.ytmnd.com/)

The Hero

11-29-2006, 12:48 PM

It's about damn time. :up:

The Hero

11-29-2006, 01:21 PM

A tribute to the greatest Hype spoofing since the Hooters Pimp:

It was the week of 1999. I was in Rosarito beach for Spring Break. Jason and me stayed at the famous Hotel Del Rosarito. We are good friends and I always knew that we would eventually go there and "Party like it was 1999".
It was on a thursday afternoon that we went to the set of Titanic. Down there they have a FOX studios where they built the set for the movie. We spend all day there looking at the props and the good stuff. After the visit to the set we went to a restaurant there, on the side of the cliff. We ordered lobster and some beer. We were gettin' toasted.
Already the day had been really fun. Later on, about 5pm, we went back to our hotel and got ready to go to the local bar, Senor Frogs.

Upon arrival, I immediately noticed lots of hot girls! Man, they were very hot. This was playboy's Spring Break's hot spot and we knew it when we walked into the disco. We took a booth and ordered eight dos equis cahuamas.

You wouldn't believe all the people that showed up. You would think, because it's Mexico, there would be all Mexicans there. It was all white girls and white guys running around getting drunk and having tequila shots. I met this one girl, I forgot her name, and she said, "Hey can I get a body shot", I said "Sure". Not knowing what a body shot was. So she takes off her shirt and jumps on top of the bar, then the bartender pours something on her belly and I suck it all up! It was all in fun.

It got late. I think it was about 1 am. When I got all messed up and started dancing by myself. Sorry, I do that sometimes. I get all freaky like a rock star or something or other.

Suddenly, there she was, dancing with her other girlfriends. It was like looking at an angel. Pure white face..Eyes that shine in the dark and that european beauty. Yes, it was Natalie Portman..Or as I got to call her, Nat.
I got close and began to dance next to her, acting like I didn't know who she was..pretending to be a regular guy just having fun. Of course, I was dying inside..I wanted to scream out and say something about Star Wars..But I kept quiet and just smiled. What was that movie? Dirty Dancing? yeah, it was just like that. We looked at eachother and kissed with hungy eyes. She was like the wind. And I was a free bird.

So far I kept quiet and just went along with the music. But some other part of me screamed, "Hi, what's Your name?" She replied, "Nat". I smiled.
We got close and sweaty, dancing to music I can't remember. The lights, the excitement, the party people! Yes, I was here..And I was Dancing with Natalie Portman.
I asked her to come and sit with me. She accepted the invitation, so we went back and I put my arm around her. We were just two regular people talking about Movies and Rosarito beach. "I'm here checkin out the site for a movie" She said. And continued, "I went to the set of Titanic, it's really nice there and the people are really cool". I told her I was just some guy from San Diego there to have a break. "I'm just here to chill out with my homies" I replied. We talked until 3 am. Continued to dance and drink.

I am a gentleman. So I offered, to walk her to the terrace room. "I must insist" I said. She smiled and looked down. As if thinking. She laughed and agreed.
The Hotel was about 3 blocks away. I walked her there with my arms around her waist. She felt warm and moved slowly. She smelled like a rose and looked like a goddess. I couldn't believe it! I was actually walking down the street with her, it was as if God had given me a most generous gift. I thanked him.

We arrived at her destination. There was an alcoholic odor in the air. Yeah, I've had way too much to drink. But it was all for the better because that meant I could ask her anything! So I went for it. I said softly to her ear, "Nat, can I come in"? She laughed. Looked down and replied, "Ok, but just for a few minutes, My dad would kill me" I put my arm around her neck, went inside and closed the door.

The End.

StarWarsAgent.
Shouldn't this be in fan fiction?
So you all think this is fiction? You're lucky I left out the second part of the story.:heart: :cwink:
Starwarsagent: Don't be afraid.

Natalie Portman: I'm not afraid to die. I've been dying a little each day since you came back into my life.

Starwarsagent: What are you talking about?

Natalie Portman: I love you.

Starwarsagent:You love me?! I thought we decided not to fall in love. That
we would be forced to live a lie.That it would destroy our lives...

Natalie Portman: I think our lives are about to be destroyed anyway. I truly, deeply love you, and before we die I want you to know.

*Starwarsagent kisses Natalie Portman Doll*

http://www.dollsbymaria.com/images/PadmeEp3/Padme1.jpg
You do realise that Natalie Portman was under age. She was 14 dude.

14.
You sick disgusting pervert :cmad:

and a liar.
http://videoeta.com/images/news/nohairnat.jpg

StarWarsAgent. . . I just shaved. . . . for you. . .
Starwarsagent you crazy bastard. Meeting Portman isn't something to fool around about. Now if you ever do meet her no one will believe you. Well, unless it's on the news after she beats your ass for being weird. We'll all believe that.
Ha ha. Moved to Fan Fiction.

Pure Genius Dew.
:heart: A poem for Nat. :heart:

Skin-deep lip kiss
How much I miss
Our night at the beach
Your skin feels like peach
Dancing in the night
The moon, so bright

My arms around you
walking on the sand
Listen to the band
I kiss your hand

My mind can't see
it wont let me be
I think about you
Let me feel you

Is this love?
It won't let me be
You fly like a dove
I sit by a rock

All things must end
Our encounter was true
the sky was blue
All things must end,true

You called me lover
I called you angel
We met in heaven
Love comes, never

Nat, I will miss
That sweet goodnight kiss
I'll love you forever
For ever and ever

Night, Nat
Be glad
Be Nat.

StarWarsAgent

The Hero

11-29-2006, 01:23 PM

Part 2

You're not still claiming this story is real are you ?
From a certain point of view, It's very real.
:whatever:
Ur all just a bunch of jealous haters with ur panties in a bunch!
there's nothing wrong with wearing panties, they feel soft against my skin and provide plenty of support

Besides panties are better than a straitjacket.
Should I post part 2 of the story? Nah, I'll leave that to imagination. Anyways, i'd like to add that when I met her and we had a great week (as friends) she gave me her cellphone number, but later changed it for other reasons and I haven't been able to contact her

http://www.planetklatt.de/pix/babes/natalie_portman_02.jpg
Ah, so now it's a 'great week as friends' after pretty strongly implying in the last one that you had sex? Continuity errors always mar fan fiction.

Btw, it's always good to see a woman so hot even she can't resist grabbing her own ass.
Allow me to post my own piece of fan fiction....

Mother: Hello? Anybody here? Oh, hi Jimmy.

Jimmy: Mom, I TOLD you to call me Star Wars Agent!

Mother: And I told you you're not going to another convention until you treat your father and me with some respect! Now have you been to school today?

Jimmy: School? Why go to school when I can hang out with Harrison Ford and Mark Hamill and....

Mother: ....don't say it...

Jimmy: .....Yoda.

Mother: Yoda isn't real! And you don't hang out with the Star Wars cast!

Mother calms down.

Mother: And Jimmy....I'm sorry but....Natalie Portman is NOT your girlfriend.

Jimmy (crying): Yes she is! YES SHE IS! I love her!

Mother looks out of the window and sees a female classmate of Jimmy's walk past. Then looks down at her son hunched over a monitor, with Natalie Portman adorned not only as the wallpaper, but as posters around her son's bedroom.

Mother: Jimmy....go out and talk to that girl. Or all your Star Wars merchendise goes in the trash.

Jimmy looks up with sceptical eyes but sees, this time, his mother is not kidding.

And so Jimmy tredges outside, right into the path of the girl.

Jimmy: Er......hi....

Girl: Your mom told you to come and talk to me, right?

Jimmy: No! Well.....yeah...

Girl: So did my mom.

The moral of the story is, never go thru life hiding because you think no-one will like you. Fantasizing about Natalie Portman is hiding from real life and real women. Go out and look and you'll find a million people like you and who DO like you.

Take care of yourselves, and each other.
lol, that's some good fiction. So My name is Jimmy now? alright, whatever works for U guys. BTW, I been with real girls man. I meet real girls all the time, I go to a club once a week and get to meet tons of hot chicks. And yes, I been married, unlike so many of you, still trying to figure it out. I've had tons of GF's, married..Trust me, I had my share of cute girls..including hanging out with Nat in Rosarito ! eat that! hahahaha.
How do these women feel about makin bacon in your mom's basement?
Fascist! I make more than bacon in the bedroom.
Diorama's of grevious getting his ass whupped?
No. But let's just say it involves something you never done before.
That's IT, I'm gonna have to kill myslef, when this guy calls you virgin you KNOW it's all gone downhill

OMG! Starwarsagent really did meet Natalie Portman!!! Here's a pic!!!

http://www.natalieportman.com/albums/private_2006_walking-the-dog-in-toronto2/toronto_24.sized.jpg
It probably went more like this:

"I was dancing by myself because I was totally wasted during spring break and all the hot chicks were dancing away from me. I saw a chick that looked like Natalie Portman with my beer goggles so I was stumble-danced my way over to her. I smiled at her and she smiled back while turning away from me and began to dance the other way. But I could tell she wanted me because she smiled back at me anyways, so I followed her while wearing my *I love Yoda* t-shirt until her body guard pushed me to the ground and kicked sand in my face. The End."
We already knew your story was fake from the beginning, but you keep telling it's real.
Now I've got the ultimate fact to proove it's fake.

You say you meet her in Senor Frog's Rosarito during spring break 1999...

SENOR FROG'S ROSARITO DIDN'T OPEN IT'S DOORS UNTIL FALL 1999

how do I know this? I made the coming soon ad.
This plae is no fun anymore now that SWA is banned :(
How did he get banned ?
Something about using an alternate name to post gay porn in the Lounge. You know, same old same old
I remeber that actually, it was kinda nasty. Let's just say it looked like it involved gargling...

**** that was him?!?!
That's just nasty ...and not "good" nasty, but "you need your ass whipped" nasty.

Oh well, no more SWA. That sucks. A loon like that doesn't come around every day. We'll always have the memories of fresh hair though. :up:
http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/2695/vadersmellshairii6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

PWN3R

11-29-2006, 01:36 PM

Thank you for that Hero. Star Wars Agent is one of the best things to ever happen to this forum. He's been married, with lots of cute girls!

Zev

11-29-2006, 03:28 PM

Someone needs to do a StarWarsAgent dramatic reading.

Ben Urich

11-29-2006, 04:17 PM

Wow. Thanks for sharing. That's all new to me. :woot::up:
And yes, Zev, someone definitely needs to do a dramatic reading of that. :up:

The BatDude

11-29-2006, 07:27 PM

That was my first time reading that and i think it's BULL****!!!
Look with some beer goggles everyone looks like Natalie Portman. He probably picked up some Mexican guy that he thought was Natalie.
the following is a dramatic reenactment
Starwarsagent: Wow I can't believe Natalie Portman is taking her pants off for ME!!!
Starwarsagent: Wow is that a lightsaber between your legs, Nat?"
"Natalie Portman"- Yeah, let me just use some "Force" and ram it up your butt hole."
Well that's all we could show at the moment and I will not post part 2, I'll leave that to imagination. :cwink:

The Hero

11-29-2006, 09:46 PM

Today's featured Wikipedia article:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v197/jml2762/wiki.jpg

"Hey, Dad? Miss Applebee said it was ok to use Wikipedia to do tonight's homework, so I might be on it for a few.......few.........Awesome." :wow:

The Hero

11-30-2006, 12:07 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v197/jml2762/cutegoblin.jpg

JackBauer

11-30-2006, 12:37 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v197/jml2762/cutegoblin.jpg

well, that'll haunt dreams, alright....

Elijya

11-30-2006, 12:43 PM

hehehe, I'm an NPR listener :D
http://allthingsconsidered.ytmnd.com/

JackBauer

11-30-2006, 12:44 PM

come, all, and join The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Gospel_of_the_Flying_Spaghetti_Monster)...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/6e/Touched_by_His_Noodly_Appendage.jpg/800px-Touched_by_His_Noodly_Appendage.jpg

...and don't forget to follow the Eight "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts":

1. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Act Like a Sanctimonious Holier-Than-Thou Ass When Describing My Noodly Goodness. If Some People Don't Believe In Me, That's Okay. Really, I'm Not That Vain. Besides, This Isn't About Them So Don't Change The Subject.

2. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Use My Existence As A Means To Oppress, Subjugate, Punish, Eviscerate, And/Or, You Know, Be Mean To Others. I Don't Require Sacrifices, And Purity Is For Drinking Water, Not People.

3. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Judge People For The Way They Look, Or How They Dress, Or The Way They Talk, Or, Well, Just Play Nice, Okay? Oh, And Get This In Your Thick Heads: Woman = Person. Man = Person. Samey - Samey. One Is Not Better Than The Other, Unless We're Talking About Fashion And I'm Sorry, But I Gave That To Women And Some Guys Who Know The Difference Between Teal and Fuchsia.

4. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Indulge In Conduct That Offends Yourself, Or Your Willing, Consenting Partner Of Legal Age AND Mental Maturity. As For Anyone Who Might Object, I Think The Expression Is Go F*** Yourself, Unless They Find That Offensive In Which Case They Can Turn Off the TV For Once And Go For A Walk For A Change.

5. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Challenge The Bigoted, Misogynist, Hateful Ideas Of Others On An Empty Stomach. Eat, Then Go After The B*******.
6. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Build Multimillion-Dollar Churches/Temples/Mosques/Shrines To My Noodly Goodness When The Money Could Be Better Spent (Take Your Pick):
A) Ending Poverty
B) Curing Diseases
C) Living In Peace, Loving With Passion, And Lowering The Cost Of Cable
I Might be a Complex-Carbohydrate Omniscient Being, But I Enjoy The Simple Things In Life. I Ought To Know. I AM the Creator.

7. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Go Around Telling People I Talk To You. You're Not That Interesting. Get Over Yourself. And I Told You To Love Your Fellow Man, Can't You Take A Hint?

8. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Do Unto You If You Are Into, Um, Stuff That Uses A Lot of Leather/Lubricant/Las Vegas. If the Other Person Is Into It, However (Pursuant To #4), Then Have At It, Take Pictures, And For The Love Of Mike, Wear a CONDOM! Honestly, It's A Piece of Rubber. If I Didn't Want It To Feel Good When You Did It I Would Have Added Spikes, Or Something.

by following those simple set of rules, you too can become a Pastafari.

Elijya

11-30-2006, 02:08 PM

From shortandhappy.com (http://www.shortandhappy.com/freecomics/modok1.htm).
TEEN MODOK!:
page 1 (http://imagesocket.com/view/modok1aa7.gif)
page 2 (http://imagesocket.com/view/modok2fd7.gif)
page 3 (http://imagesocket.com/view/modok34a8.gif)
page 4 (http://imagesocket.com/view/modok4262.gif)
page 5 (http://imagesocket.com/view/modok5b93.gif)

And an action figure recreation (http://imagesocket.com/view/modok2499.jpg)

The Hero

11-30-2006, 02:22 PM

Zev

11-30-2006, 03:13 PM

So... they're telling religious people how to act by mocking religion. Yup, that makes sense.

9. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Try To Catch Flies With Vinegar.

The Hero

11-30-2006, 04:55 PM

You dare blaspheme against the Flying Spaghetti Monster? :wow:

Ben Urich

11-30-2006, 05:51 PM

They make Flying Spaghetti Monster auto decals. :up:

bored

11-30-2006, 08:12 PM

So... they're telling religious people how to act by mocking religion. Yup, that makes sense.

9. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Try To Catch Flies With Vinegar.

It doesn't seem to be mocking religion so much as mocking how people abuse/misinterpret it.

The Hero

11-30-2006, 08:55 PM

They don't write songs like this anymore. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yOQ-PoEH-M)

The BatDude

11-30-2006, 10:14 PM

They don't write songs like this anymore. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yOQ-PoEH-M)
it's cause Alice Cooper is a Metal Demi-God

Zev

11-30-2006, 10:44 PM

It doesn't seem to be mocking religion so much as mocking how people abuse/misinterpret it.

The entire concept of "Pastafarianism" was invented to mock Creationism. I know. I was there. I was there when the strength of Men failed...

Abaddon

11-30-2006, 11:55 PM

Hero, you changed your avatar.:huh: :csad: :csad:

come, all, and join The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Gospel_of_the_Flying_Spaghetti_Monster)...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/6e/Touched_by_His_Noodly_Appendage.jpg/800px-Touched_by_His_Noodly_Appendage.jpg

It looks like spaghetti and meatballs. Or testicles and string-cheese.:huh:

Mr Sparkle

12-01-2006, 01:12 AM

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/Big_shot_Sandman.jpg

ahahahahahahahahahahahaha

drastic_quench

12-01-2006, 10:04 PM

The entire concept of "Pastafarianism" was invented to mock Creationism. I know. I was there. I was there when the strength of Men failed...
Pointing out the hypocrisy of overzealous and ignorant practitioners isn't the same as mocking religion.

Zev

12-01-2006, 10:41 PM

Pointing out the hypocrisy of overzealous and ignorant practitioners isn't the same as mocking religion.

That wasn't what Pastafarianism was doing. It was mocking the entire concept of a Supreme Being, said Supreme Being creating the universe, and people who believed in such. That's pretty much the definition of mocking religion.

drastic_quench

12-01-2006, 10:58 PM

That's not how the FSM gospel reads. It's all about the twisted and hypocritical pratices that people do in the name of God.

Zev

12-02-2006, 12:47 AM

And you do realize that the "FSM gospel" originated out of mocking religion. Seriously, look up Pastafarianism on Wikipedia or something.

The Hero

12-02-2006, 12:57 PM

And you do realize that the "FSM gospel" originated out of mocking religion. Seriously, look up Pastafarianism on Wikipedia or something.
It wasn't created necessarily to mock religion, but to mock the idea of teaching intelligent design in schools. The basic idea is, if you're going to teach the belief of an unprovable supernatural force in a science class, you might as well say that a bowl of spaghetti is responsible for everything. Understanding the world through measurement and proof is science, whether of not the earth was intelligently designed is philosophy.

Elijya

12-02-2006, 01:28 PM

where's that YTMND about StarWarsAgent? It NEEDS to go in this thread: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=2201270&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

The Hero

12-02-2006, 01:42 PM

Post, my brother. Post. (http://vadercannotsmell.ytmnd.com/)

The Hero

12-02-2006, 04:28 PM

http://www.passfailstudios.com/comics/42.jpg

Thank. You. God. :up:

The BatDude

12-02-2006, 07:04 PM

what do you get when you mix Survior and kids? well click on the link and find out

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvtG81HV51Q

Ben Urich

12-02-2006, 07:57 PM

Awesome, Hero :up:

The Question

12-02-2006, 09:41 PM

what do you get when you mix Survior and kids? well click on the link and find out

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvtG81HV51Q

The sad thing is, it's already been done. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moolah_Beach)

The BatDude

12-03-2006, 09:41 AM

The sad thing is, it's already been done. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moolah_Beach)
hahaha, lately reality tv has really gone down the poop shot :csad:

hippie_hunter

12-03-2006, 10:17 PM

Starring George W. Bush, Samuel L. Jackson, and Christopher Walken

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/269694

hippie_hunter

12-03-2006, 10:18 PM

Hero, you changed your avatar.:huh: :csad: :csad:

It looks like spaghetti and meatballs. Or testicles and string-cheese.:huh:

[Mrs. Garrison]God's a spaghetti monster[/Mrs. Garrison]

C.F. Kane

12-04-2006, 12:25 AM

This is kind of old, but still I think it should be posted

Apophenia: Noun, a psychological disorder in which the subject sees connections where none exist (http://www.metaphilm.com/philm.php?id=29_0_2_0)

Elijya

12-04-2006, 12:04 PM

God, these're fun
http://www.hcn.zaq.ne.jp/cabic508/rsf/mff.html

The Hero

12-04-2006, 12:23 PM

Those videos justify the creation of the internet.

The Question

12-04-2006, 03:31 PM

I give you: The Knights of Cydonia. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=jV1bRfLHA3A)

blksuperman2

12-04-2006, 05:46 PM

http://www.passfailstudios.com/comics/42.jpg

Thank. You. God. :up:

LMAO.:woot:

The Hero

12-04-2006, 07:39 PM

I give you: The Knights of Cydonia. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=jV1bRfLHA3A)
If we somehow managed to play this music video in loop on all televisions in the middle east, we could solve the Israeli-Palestinian conflict in one hour.

The BatDude

12-04-2006, 09:44 PM

Elijya

12-05-2006, 09:16 AM

The "Juggernaut *****" guys doing V For Vendetta
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joBk5eEOvnA

The Hero

12-05-2006, 02:05 PM

The "Juggernaut *****" guys doing V For Vendetta
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joBk5eEOvnA
"I'm an ex kabuki porn star well known for the blacksmith tomahawk."

There's no way Alan Moore would have disowned the movie if it used this as it's basis. :up:

Ben Urich

12-05-2006, 02:29 PM

"Oh yeah? Finger deez nuts!" :woot::up:

The BatDude

12-05-2006, 05:07 PM

"its the instrument you play with your ass cheeks"

Zeu

12-05-2006, 07:47 PM

http://www.etherlair.com/images/net/flashanary.jpg

The Hero

12-05-2006, 07:57 PM

The Hero

12-05-2006, 08:01 PM

Speaking of Marvel Zombies:

http://www.headinjurytheater.com/images/mzomb%20daredevil%20corpse%20problem.jpg

The BatDude

12-05-2006, 10:12 PM

Just when you thought that Marvel Zombies was as brilliant as Marvel could get........

http://www.headinjurytheater.com/images/mzomb%20army%20of%20darkness%20vs%20marvel%20zombi es.jpg

That's right: Marvel Zombies vs. Ash. There is a God and he loves you. :wow: :up:
yeah heard about that just abit back and there also might a prequel and sequel both by Kirkman and Phillips, which is going to be sweet :woot:

bored

12-06-2006, 12:03 AM

Just when you thought that Marvel Zombies was as brilliant as Marvel could get........

http://www.headinjurytheater.com/images/mzomb%20army%20of%20darkness%20vs%20marvel%20zombi es.jpg

That's right: Marvel Zombies vs. Ash. There is a God and he loves you. :wow: :up:

Oh man, I was so excited when I first found out about this.

The Ether

12-06-2006, 09:45 AM

Mary Poppins? Meet 'Scary' Poppins

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2T5_0AGdFic

Elijya

12-06-2006, 11:31 AM

tsk, can't post this directly...
http://img.waffleimages.com/a378da6fd4356566fd5c56719fd96e02cf153914/ffawesome.jpg

Elijya

12-06-2006, 11:35 AM

I don't get waffle images...

Ben Urich

12-06-2006, 12:40 PM

The Hero

12-06-2006, 12:45 PM

The Greatest Website Of All Time (http://www.hornymanatee.com/) :wow:

Ben Urich

12-06-2006, 04:12 PM

The Greatest Website Of All Time (http://www.hornymanatee.com/) :wow:

:wow::woot::huh::up:

Goddamn Batman

12-06-2006, 05:49 PM

http://www.jaypinkerton.com/batorigin1.jpg
http://www.jaypinkerton.com/batorigin2.jpg
http://www.jaypinkerton.com/batorigin3.jpg
http://www.jaypinkerton.com/newbats1.jpg
http://www.jaypinkerton.com/newbats2.jpg
http://www.jaypinkerton.com/newbats3.jpg
http://www.jaypinkerton.com/newbats4.jpg
http://www.jaypinkerton.com/newbats5.jpg

too many naughty words, switching to links

Goddamn Batman

12-06-2006, 05:49 PM

edit

C.F. Kane

12-06-2006, 06:38 PM

Eisner's ghost, that was hilarious

The BatDude

12-06-2006, 07:05 PM

That was ****ing funny. "Grab a plate." LOL.....yeah it was funny

Ben Urich

12-06-2006, 07:51 PM

Holy ****, I did not see that coming :wow::woot::up:

EdContradictory

12-06-2006, 09:48 PM

YMB went dumpster diving to find out what the superhero set are getting their loved ones for Christmas this year... (http://www.yourmomsbasement.com/archives/2006/12/post_5.html)

http://yourmomsbasement.com/images/General/Shop4.jpg

Elijya

12-07-2006, 10:03 AM

Eisner's ghost, that was hilarious
that... that might just be my new favorite exclamation

Max J Power

12-07-2006, 10:21 AM

"Tony Stark's Christmas Shopping List:

For Matt Murdock: Iron Devil Armour
For Marc Spector: Iron Knight Armour
For Danny Rand: Iron...Fist Armour"

Ha.

The Hero

12-07-2006, 01:31 PM

C.F. Kane

12-07-2006, 02:49 PM

that... that might just be my new favorite exclamation

Thanks, I do try :woot:

The Hero

12-07-2006, 02:50 PM

In honor of Zev's glorious 21st birthday, I've arranged the duel of the century:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v197/jml2762/zev.gif?t=1165524475

Mee

12-07-2006, 02:58 PM

:up:

Zev

12-07-2006, 10:06 PM

In honor of Zev's glorious 21st birthday, I've arranged the duel of the century:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v197/jml2762/zev.gif?t=1165524475

That is how the world WORKS.

The BatDude

12-07-2006, 10:16 PM

"Tony Stark's Christmas Shopping List:

For Matt Murdock: Iron Devil Armour
For Marc Spector: Iron Knight Armour
For Danny Rand: Iron...Fist Armour"

Ha.
you forgot Spiderman

The Hero

12-09-2006, 06:44 PM

That is how the world WORKS.
Next Week: Ron Perlman vs. Tucker Carlson! :wow:

The Hero

12-09-2006, 06:56 PM

From the Wikipedia entry on Chuck Austen:

He also, along with the better known work mentioned above, created a number of pornographic comics, including Strips, WorldWatch and Hardball.

His two-year run on Uncanny X-Men was his most prominent and lengthy writing assignment to date, but was also one of the most poorly received and reviewed. Controversy arose regarding the following storylines:

The Church of Humanity: An anti-mutant and anti-Catholic Christian fundamentalist group that was behind Nightcrawler's priesthood. They hoped to secretly make Nightcrawler Pope, and then stage a Rapture with communion wafers which would vaporize those who ate them. This plot does not take into account that the Rapture is not a Catholic concept, but purely Protestant.

Nurse Annie Ghazikhanian, accused of being a Mary Sue-type character, specially when it was stated by Austen that he had based Annie on his own wife and that he identified himself with Havok.

Archangel and Husk becoming lovers, especially when Archangel carries her to the air, removes her clothes and has sex with her within sight of the rest of the team and Husk's mother.

After his DC and Marvel work, Austen went on to create the independent title WorldWatch, which he described as being like Warren Ellis's The Authority, except with more sex. To drive home this point, most of the preview images he published prior to the first issue were sex scenes.

A God amongst men, truly. :up:

The Question

12-09-2006, 07:14 PM

From the Wikipedia entry on Chuck Austen:

A God amongst men, truly. :up:

Especially since I never thought it possible to have more sex in The Authority. :wow:

Zev

12-09-2006, 09:58 PM

Especially since I never thought it possible to have more sex in The Authority. :wow:

It's called fanfic. For the sake of your soul, don't go any further than that.

The Hero

12-09-2006, 11:09 PM

More fun from hornymanatee.com:

http://www.nbc.com/Late_Night_with_Conan_O'Brien/images/photos/scet/401/12-audie%20h.jpg
http://www.nbc.com/Late_Night_with_Conan_O'Brien/images/photos/scet/401/aidan%20l.jpg
http://www.nbc.com/Late_Night_with_Conan_O'Brien/images/photos/scet/401/audieh.jpg
http://www.nbc.com/Late_Night_with_Conan_O'Brien/images/photos/scet/401/daniel%20c.jpg
http://www.nbc.com/Late_Night_with_Conan_O'Brien/images/photos/scet/401/jerry%20c.jpg

The Question

12-10-2006, 07:24 PM

It's called fanfic. For the sake of your soul, don't go any further than that.

Still, even if that adds more sex, it can't be much.

Also:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_WcfbaY8o4&NR

I love the description they give for Namor.

C.F. Kane

12-10-2006, 10:48 PM

This has absolutely nothing to do with comics.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuAKsuWTU7s

A film some of my friends made. They wanted me to advertize for it.

Elijya

12-11-2006, 11:55 AM

http://static.flickr.com/120/301523765_35ba0e7803_m.jpg

Cobblepot

12-11-2006, 01:36 PM

Back to comics!

http://i14.tinypic.com/4c0e6pz.jpg

http://i14.tinypic.com/3yffgb4.jpg

http://i11.tinypic.com/2lcab9t.jpg
No groping!

http://i12.tinypic.com/2qd06xs.jpg

Cobblepot

12-11-2006, 01:38 PM

One more...

http://i11.tinypic.com/2d9cod0.jpg
That's one hell of a detective...

hippy fascist

12-11-2006, 02:42 PM

got sent this today...:wow:

Don't know if it's already been posted but...what the ****!?!?!?!?!?!?

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r154/hippy_fascist/http_xF8FF__xF8FF_img337.jpg

The Hero

12-11-2006, 03:24 PM

got sent this today...:wow:

Don't know if it's already been posted but...what the ****!?!?!?!?!?!?

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r154/hippy_fascist/http_xF8FF__xF8FF_img337.jpg
Been posted. It's a manip.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_WcfbaY8o4&NR

I love the description they give for Namor.
Did he call him....exotically erotic? :wow:

The Hero

12-11-2006, 04:31 PM

Doctor Doom's Finest Hour (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RbPQ6k6jSY) :up:

Elijya

12-12-2006, 10:39 AM

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g42/bucketogoodness/jesusaardvarkracesad.jpg

bored

12-12-2006, 11:31 AM

Are they racing? Go, Vader, go!

bored

12-12-2006, 11:33 AM

http://www.cartridgecomics.com/strips/2006-10-30.jpg

Ow, my childhood :(.

Elijya

12-12-2006, 01:06 PM

Ow, my childhood :(.
that's just a comic strip, there's a reall horror associated with that movie

http://imdb.com/name/nm0058279/

Elijya

12-12-2006, 01:23 PM

Girl, She Means Nothing To Me

Aw, girl. You know I would never hurt you for all the gold and diamonds on Earth. You know I am your Man. And that is why I am begging you to look into your heart and forgive me for the wrong which I have done.

Baby, she means nothing to me. I am so sorry I sexed her wild that night when I should have been sexing you. I am so serious about being sorry that I am prepared to do anything to win back your love.

Do you wish for a fine Godiva chocolate, my nubian princess? If so, I will journey the world, visiting such countries as Malaysia, New Zealand, and France in a search for the very finest Godiva store on the planet. I will personally screen each store for cleanliness, quality of product, and how dedicated each employee is to pleasing the most beautiful woman who ever lived. Then, I will tally all three columns of numbers into a master score for each location. This will determine which is the very finest Godiva store on Earth. And then, I will purchase the very finest piece of chocolate available at that store, maxing out my Discover card if necessary.

The chocolate will contain a sumptuous almond. There will also be caramel.

Once I possess the piece of chocolate, I will carry it back to your apartment on foot, not stopping even when my leg muscles scream in indescribable pain. On and on will I walk until I have brought this magnificent morsel of candy to your bedside. I will then put it inside the mouth of my queen using a pair of specially constructed solid-gold chocolate-feeding tongs.

That other woman? You must believe me when I say that I would not walk down to the Mobil station to get her a Clark bar.

This is only one respect in which I love you far more than that other girl. There are many others, as well.

Baby, even when you are mad at me, you make me love you so much. Right now, I want to take you in my arms and shower sweet kisses on your forehead and neck. I want to feel you unbuttoning my purple satin shirt and then sliding that shirt off one shoulder at a time, revealing me in my tank-top undershirt and golden cross pendant. At that point, I want to pick you up in my arms and carry you through my living room, past the kitchenette, and into the bedroom, where I will show you the true meaning of my love.

So please, girl, give me a chance to make it up to you. Let me show you that you are my universal everything and that, in comparison, that other woman is not even a whisper from a grain of sand on the world's smallest beach.

Let me make reservations at the finest restaurant in all of downtown, where we will dine on the finest steak and lobster, as well as many fine vegetables, including corn and green beans. And dessert, if you have room afterwards. The waiters will bow and scrape and tend to your every wish, for I will have pre-arranged this level of service with the manager.

A delicious mint will also arrive with the check.

After this meal, I will rent a fine hansom cab to convey us all around the downtown area, where we will see many fine hotels, in addition to the outskirts of the park. The driver will let us out only three blocks from my apartment building, and I will tip him generously. We will then walk past the envious eyes of the city to my crib, where we will get down all night long as the music of Freddie Jackson fills my bedroom. It is here that I will hit that ass doggystyle. I will leave you breathless.

If you only let me, I will fill you up with my manhood. We will freak nasty until the break of dawn.

Girl, I do not even remember her name. Pamela or something. It is irrelevant for our purposes.

The Hero

12-12-2006, 05:00 PM

http://www.passfailstudios.com/comics/43.jpg

The Question

12-12-2006, 05:03 PM

...but she does become super strong. :huh:

The Hero

12-12-2006, 05:05 PM

Girl, She Means Nothing To Me
Nice. :up: Where's that from?

Elijya

12-13-2006, 08:44 AM

the onion

bored

12-13-2006, 10:24 AM

that's just a comic strip, there's a reall horror associated with that movie

http://imdb.com/name/nm0058279/

*sings* I don't want to start any blasphemous rumors/
But I think that God's got a sick sense of humor...

nite-owl

12-13-2006, 10:41 AM

I haven't seen this posted anywhere, its a another edited movie that makes Seinfeld look like a horror movie.

http://gorillamask.net/seinfeldhorror.shtml

The Question

12-13-2006, 02:17 PM

That wasn't very good. I prefered Seinfeld re-edited to look like a mobster flick.

Zev

12-13-2006, 04:20 PM

Reacting to the prevalence of scantily-clad heroines and villainesses in comics, comic book feminists (no, they're not one of Warren Ellis' ideas) Photoshop some DC covers.

http://pics.livejournal.com/kphoebe/pic/00033as3

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f226/BobMueller/reverse.jpg

The sad thing is, Dick Grayson is used to wearing something like that.

http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/5600/greenlantern18rm0.jpg

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/1936/parodyyc6.png

I realize I'm supposed to be thinking of institutionalized sexism in the comic book industry, but... damn, Star Sapphire is really hot. In either of those pictures. I mean, in that second one she's got kind of a body paint thing going on.

drastic_quench

12-13-2006, 08:53 PM

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/3393/guygloatingrl7.jpg
http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/8568/guysmugqn2.jpg
http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/6283/guyweirdza5.jpg

The Hero

12-13-2006, 08:57 PM

http://www.pbfcomics.com/archive/PBF206-Game_Boy.jpg

hippie_hunter

12-14-2006, 12:00 AM

http://www.comic-images.com/data/media/7/1160983374400.jpg

nite-owl

12-14-2006, 02:53 AM

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/e/d/3/ed358356fcb64d757f47bf9b85872865.gif

The Question

12-14-2006, 06:10 AM

......:wow: :woot:

The Question

12-14-2006, 06:19 AM

A good lesson for us all to learn. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=EFKaLfs68Sk)

bored

12-14-2006, 06:35 AM

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/e/d/3/ed358356fcb64d757f47bf9b85872865.gif

You know, between that gif and some pics from the Lesbian Subtext thread, I'm starting to doubt that that's really a kid show.

hippie_hunter

12-14-2006, 10:36 AM

All-Star Batman Gets a Bite To Eat by Golden Age Batman

The Batman is patrolling the mean streets of Gotham City. When all of a sudden, hunger strikes.

Batman:
"G*d Damn I'm hungry. I wonder where I can get some G*d Damn food.

He then spots aMcDonalds.

Batman:
All right! G*d Damn Mickey D's!

He pulls into the drive-threw lane up to the speaker.

Dirve-Threw Lady:
Welcome to McDonalds, may I take your order?

Batman:
What are you dense? What are you retarded or something? Of coure you can take my G*d Damn order.

D-T Lady:
.......Um...What....What'll you have?

Batman:
Uhhhhhhh...Give me a G*d Damn Big Mac, make it G*d Damn large. no G*d Damn pickles, and that'll be all.

DT Lady:
What to drink?

Batman:
A G*d Damn Coke.

DT Lady:
So that's one Big Mac, no pickles, and a Coke?

Batman:
Yeah.

DT Lady:
Would you like fries with that?

Batman:
Yes.

DT Lady:
That'll be $5. 54, please pull up to the window.

When he pulls up to the window the drive-threw lady can't believe her eyes. The Batman is in her McDonalds drive-threw line.

DT Lady:
Th...That....That'll be $5.54.

Batman hands her $5.50.

Batman:
Hold on...I know I got some change between the G*d Damn seats.

As Batman looks through the seats he finds a dime.

Batman:
Hear. Keep the G*d Damn change.

DT Lady:
Thank you.

A few mintues later she hands him his food.

DT Lady:
Thank you for choos....

But he had already hit the gas petal and was gone.

She just stands there staring out the window. She can't belive what just happen and wonders if anybody will believe her. Just then the ding for the drive -threw speaker sounded.

DT Lady:
Welcome to McDonalds may I take your order?

Batman:
I thought I said no G*d Damn pickles.

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/2913/asbatskt8.jpg

The Hero

12-14-2006, 03:34 PM

This trailer makes Baby Jesus cry. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmSZJ17ppEQ)

Whoever introduced Eddie Murphy to fatsuit technology should be killed and sent to the ninth circle of hell, where he can freeze his ass off with Judas. :cmad:

The Hero

12-14-2006, 03:54 PM

I have three nieces and a nephew who are pure evil and never leave me alone, (Always with that "But I wuvs you" crap. :whatever: ) so I end up watching more cartoons than any one man should. Because of this, I have come to one very clear conclusion:

Rescue Pack is a badass of the highest degree. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdTvizTOGCs)

The Hero

12-14-2006, 06:25 PM

I think it's about time the Mondo Funky was introduced to the Peedo Finder General:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19tKOFR1Reo

http://youtube.com/watch?v=UvsoVdvtZC4

It's funny, and it makes you think. About peedophiles.

blksuperman2

12-14-2006, 07:53 PM

A good lesson for us all to learn. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=EFKaLfs68Sk)

Man that's so true.:woot: :woot:

Boghen_Moghen

12-14-2006, 08:00 PM

Good Day, Mr. Kubrick...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWbl4vQLfr4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMGXJsWrsPg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wilPJhR3t7U

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1quypeB6eqI

Elijya

12-15-2006, 05:06 PM

From this year's DC Universe Infinite Holiday Special (Last two pages linked for spoilers)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/random/a95170048c09a7ee316594e748886b1ebfe.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/random/b30e2e9f9f6e3dbe04cbcd079b617668905.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/random/1dff538038acd731f70c2472880f559d608.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/random/81fd7d10f92226c950803f5f82fe9ed0102.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/random/0aa68c26ec5015c0288003be959ae5f76a2.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/random/bd039016ee370483a0a70ba4121bbd6df05.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/random/72006986365e02625909c7f62e1b33c1b4f.jpg

Elijya

12-15-2006, 05:22 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/random/aa31333eda2b8a7b268be64cc47b618b-1.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/random/8725ff2adce8be1c370bcbc370ccf11c63e.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/random/1780213218a0826b4569eebacaa480012b4.jpg

Eddie Dean

12-15-2006, 06:20 PM

Heh... nice.

Anyway...
http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/4356/gljerknd6.jpg

blksuperman2

12-15-2006, 06:26 PM

nite-owl

12-16-2006, 05:02 AM

http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/tumor.png

bored

12-16-2006, 11:14 AM

Heh, that could be the basis for "Batman vs. Superman".

hippy fascist

12-16-2006, 07:27 PM

whoever came up with this cartoon/toy line is an absolute genius!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1YsLt8XGQE

http://www.virtualtoychest.com/ringraiders/ringraid6c.jpg

The Hero

12-16-2006, 10:04 PM

That theme song is brilliant.

"We're faster than....CRIME!"

The Hero

12-17-2006, 01:02 PM

With only eight days until Christmas, I'm sure that some of you are still wondering what to get your worthless loser friends. To help you waste your money wisely, I've written...

The Hero's Holiday Gift Guide Extravagasm

Absolute Sandman

http://www.dynamicforces.com/images/AbsoluteSandmanVol1HC.jpg

It may cost you, but it'll more than make up for the years of emotional and sexual neglect that special geeky someone is most likely accustomed to. It's also ideal for that special non-geeky someone, as long as the law of Girls Love Sandman still stands. Plus, it's hard cover and massive size makes it an ideal blunt object to swing into a burglar's face in the event of some kind of Home Alone-type situation.

And speaking of the ladies...

Lost Girls

http://www.forbiddenplanet.co.uk/images/G/G8989.jpg

Whether it's for a girlfriend, a female friend who has repeatedly turned down your advances, or that cute pizza girl who won't deliver to your house anymore because you kept answering the door with your pants off, no other gift says "I wish to commit unspeakable and possibly illegal actions with your womanhood as my accomplice" quite like this.

If you plan on buying this for yourself, though, be weary: the book is a little too heavy to be read with one hand without leading to serious wrist trauma, and at 47$ you would probably be better off raiding the nudie bin at you local video store.

The Meat

http://g-ec2.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/c9/f6/5622228348a039302d8fe010.L.jpg

It's the meat. From Rocky. In action figure form. If you're not feeling a sudden, uncontrollable desire to own this, then you are a hollow shell of a man.

Horny Manatee T-Shirt

http://www.hornymanatee.com/shirt1_front.gif

Because everone needs one. Everyone!

The Ugliest Batman bust on God's green earth

http://www.theclubhouse1.net/photo/albums/userpics/10001/batmaniak1.jpg

The ideal gift for that geeky friend who's pissed you off something fierce. Batman's lemon-sucking expression and vacant, soulless eyes express your disapproval of him putting your sister on that upskirt site more than words ever could.

Shanna The She-Devil Bust

http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000H7MHO8.01-A7DZ4LSNSBO1Y.PT01._SS400_SCLZZZZZZZ_V35880325_.jp g

For the aforementioned sucky friend. If the unforgiving stare of the Batman bust isn't enough to make him repent, follow these simple instructions:

1. Give him this bust.

2. Suggest that he place it as close to his front door as possible, so that when he brings a woman home "the first thing they'll see is what great taste in art you have".

3. If your friend is familiar with the character, recommend that he spend a few minutes educating her in the rich Shanna The She-Devil lore.

4. Joyfully watch as he never gets laid again.

Scary-ass Stan Lee bust

http://bestcomics1.com/6-14-06/stan.jpg

For the friend who knows he's never getting laid, and just doesn't care anymore.

Have a merry Christ Birthing Day, the most funky of the mondo hypesters!

Flexo

12-17-2006, 01:46 PM

That's it, Hero. You've been sigged.

The Hero

12-17-2006, 01:54 PM

Wow...I'm in the same sig as The Perlman.

I'm not worthy. :o

Flexo

12-17-2006, 02:04 PM

Wow...I'm in the same sig as The Perlman.

I'm not worthy. :o

Don't get used to it, or he'll be forced to break your ****. :heart:

The Hero

12-17-2006, 03:08 PM

I would expect no less. :o

Elijya

12-17-2006, 04:44 PM

whoever came up with this cartoon/toy line is an absolute genius!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1YsLt8XGQE

http://www.virtualtoychest.com/ringraiders/ringraid6c.jpg
huh, wow, it's not even listed on epguides.com, probably because it was never a series, just a couple of Pilot's Peter Chung of AEon Flux fame worked on it, though
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ring_Raiders

The Question

12-17-2006, 04:54 PM

The Hero

12-17-2006, 07:21 PM

If the law of Girls Love Sandman still stands (which it does, trust me), then wouldn't in help you get laid? A girl would see that you're a geek, but you're a geek with class.
Well, I'd imagine just getting them to read a comic book in the first place would be the main battle.....

The Question

12-17-2006, 07:25 PM

Well, I'd imagine just getting them to read a comic book in the first place would be the main battle.....

True. But once you do, the book is a pretty good babe magnet. I've yet to try it out myself, but when I do....:o

:csad:

The Hero

12-17-2006, 08:20 PM

I know what it's like. :csad:

If you and I ever meet, we should go out and......well, I can't quite articulate it in words, but think Swingers, except with comic books instead of the movie industry.

The Question

12-17-2006, 08:29 PM

I know what it's like. :csad:

If you and I ever meet, we should go out and......well, I can't quite articulate it in words, but think Swingers, except with comic books instead of the movie industry.

Never saw swingers. Anyway, a good place for a comic book geek to get laid is Japan. Nerds practically run that country.

Elijya

12-18-2006, 10:47 AM

Superman and Bizarro in... Of Mice and Men (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9aB-9kYaBw)
(stay after the credits)

The Hero

12-18-2006, 06:11 PM

Superman and Bizarro in... Of Mice and Men (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9aB-9kYaBw)
(stay after the credits)
Believe it or not, that was how Steinbeck originally wanted to end the book. And since we're on the subject...

Superman: Luthor For President trailer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1TZYSwEMeA)

Holy.......I have to see this movie right this second. I mean, Luthor alone...

http://www.geocities.com/ocdproductions/LuthorFrame.jpg

Pure. Evil. :wow:

The Hero

12-18-2006, 06:20 PM

The "official" website. (http://www.geocities.com/ocdproductions/)

The Cast:

http://www.geocities.com/ocdproductions/TheS.jpg

Batman...with shades!

http://www.geocities.com/ocdproductions/Baneframe.jpg

Bane...still a better interpretation than in Batman & Robin.

http://www.geocities.com/ocdproductions/Jokerframe.jpg

The Joker...scary as ****ing hell, but not in a good way.

http://www.geocities.com/ocdproductions/Unmaskedframe.jpg

Generic Mob Boss...loves that cigar.

http://www.geocities.com/ocdproductions/WayneFrame.jpg

Bruce Wayne...watching some really good porn.

http://www.geocities.com/ocdproductions/Clarkframe.jpg

Clark Kent...very, very bored.

http://www.geocities.com/ocdproductions/SupesLoisBats.jpg

Lois Lane...trying as hard as she can not to laugh.

Boghen_Moghen

12-18-2006, 07:28 PM

http://www.geocities.com/ocdproductions/Jokerframe.jpg

"Who ever thought a little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness?"

Wolfwood

12-19-2006, 04:09 AM

Doctor Doom's Finest Hour (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RbPQ6k6jSY) :up:

Guy sure has a lot of cartoon bondage.

hippie_hunter

12-19-2006, 10:08 AM

http://www.passfailstudios.com/comics/44.jpg

hippie_hunter

12-19-2006, 10:14 AM

Not even the Powerpuff Girls can resist the love of cartoon babe bondage in Japan:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5qEvQ4XD4w&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2aGXDdreA4&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bl4SVvJwxGk&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEw46-ebnJU&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-g6J8pGT5k&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-Cy4bUeqZ4&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSY3Nviu0ts&mode=related&search=

The Hero

12-19-2006, 10:43 AM

Guy sure has a lot of cartoon bondage.
Yeah, that was...disturbing, to say the least. I was trying to find "The Three Predictions of Doctor Doom" to post here, and that was the best I could find. Just ignore the fact that it was posted by someone who likes watching cartoon women get tyed up, and enjoy the badassatude of Hannah-Barbera Doom

hippie_hunter

12-19-2006, 12:18 PM

Chris Rock Predicted the Future:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=JVlRyH_ivRY