You are cool enough for the Exclusive The Hero, The Question, Zev & C.F. Kane thread

[Elijya]

http://www.alienlovespredator.com/strips/strip_006.jpg

[suicideking15]

Eli, always busy on the net. Good stuff

[Mr.Webs]

http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2004/20040719l.jpg

I couldn't pass this one up.:D :up:

[Mr.Webs]

Penny Arcade On Golf

http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2004/20040709l.jpg

[Mr.Webs]

http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2004/20040712l.jpg

This is just sick and wrong.:o

[Mr.Webs]

http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2004/20040625l.jpg

[Wolfwood]

http://www.side-quest.com/revenge/comic100.jpg

http://www.side-quest.com/revenge/comic97.jpg

http://www.side-quest.com/revenge/comic96.jpg

[Mr.Webs]

http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2004/20040414l.jpg

[Mr.Webs]

http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2004/20040324l.jpg

[Mr.Webs]

http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2003/20031208l.gif

[Mr.Webs]

http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2003/20031124l.gif

[suicideking15]

those strips are some of my favorites

[Cyclops]

That Jersey Girl one is frikkin' hee-lair-ee-yuss. Love it. :)

[Elijya]

I was surfing the web and came upon this: http://www.spoil-sports.com/Aquaman.htm It's Aquaman's version of Five for Fighting's It's not easy.

might be old for some of you

[Elijya]

http://www.alienlovespredator.com/strips/strip_013.jpg

[scryer41]

http://www.alienlovespredator.com/strips/strip_013.jpg

I just spit out my drink reading this! That is so funny! Once again, thanks for making my day. (Just one question... how do you clean pepsi out of the slots of my monitor?)

[The Hero]

http://atomfilms.shockwave.com/af/content/wanabi

Because,you see...there've been Star Wars comics...Come on,this is the first funny thing I've posted in a while.Just let me be.

NOTE:Watch for the J.Jonah Jameson cameo.:o

[Zev]

http://www.spiderfan.org/cgi-bin/fun.pl?fmt=jpg&size=full&date=20041023

Don't laugh, Jenkins would write it.

[Elijya]

then hang out arond here, try not to act like a dumb ass, and you just might make some prgress

[venom892]

http://www.hugi.is/hahradi/bigboxes.php?box_id=51208&f_id=1000

Haven't put nothing in here in a while.But this funny as hell{Note:It's in german but really easy too follow.}

[venom892]

http://www.marvel.com/comics/bullpenbits/bits/bit01.jpg
*sheds tear of joy*Ah,memories.:oI suppose I'll put the rest of these on here.

http://www.marvel.com/comics/bullpenbits/bits/bit19.jpg
http://www.marvel.com/comics/bullpenbits/bits/bit20.jpg
http://www.marvel.com/comics/bullpenbits/bits/bit21.jpg
http://www.marvel.com/comics/bullpenbits/bits/bit22.jpg
http://www.marvel.com/comics/bullpenbits/bits/bit23.jpg

[venom892]

http://www.marvel.com/comics/bullpenbits/bits/bit24.jpg
http://www.marvel.com/comics/bullpenbits/bits/bit25.jpg
http://www.marvel.com/comics/bullpenbits/bits/bit26.jpg
http://www.marvel.com/comics/bullpenbits/bits/bit27.jpg
http://www.marvel.com/comics/bullpenbits/bits/bit28.jpg
http://www.marvel.com/comics/bullpenbits/bits/bit29.jpg

[scryer41]

I don't know if this is off topic or not, but I sure has heck found it funny. And since Halloween is close at hand, I thought I'd post it here, just for laughs. Now everyone has had one of these come across their email slots at least once. They're "Get To Know You" lists of questions. I know people who send them to me all the time, knowing that I will never give a real answer to them. This one was, IMO, the funniest one I've ever replied to.

1. Ever been so drunk you blacked out: Drunk with the lifeblood of my victims and
I blackout every night! It's called sleeping!
2. Ever Been Missing: Depends on what you think I'm missing?
I have missed the activities I enjoy. But the
doctors won't let me out to play.
3. Been hurt emotionally? Yes... E-Mail-ionally, too!
4. Kept a secret from everyone: Like Billy Joel says, "Do you ever show the
stranger in yourself?"
5. Had an imaginary friend
when you were young: I had to have one, cause no one wanted to
play with me. I think it was because... Oh!
Time to take my meds.
6. Did you ever want to
hook up with a friend: I once put a hook up someone.. but they
weren't my friend. Cause I didn't have friends
when I was a kid. (Um... I did it again didn't
I?)
7. Had a crush on a teacher: I crushed a teacher once. (Um... oops. I
didn't mean to do, really. The voices in my
head told me to.)
8. Ever thought an animated
character was hot: mmmmm yes. They were so animated... until
the axe hit.
9. Had a New Kids On the Block tape: Strange, but when you play the tape
backwards the voices sound so much like those
in my head.
10. What was the last new
movie you saw: Texas Chain Saw Massacre
-----------RIGHT NOW--------
1. Wearing: Pajama bottoms and a straight jacket.
It's quite the lovely outfit really.
2. Hair is: Shaved off (even the body hair. They say it's
easier to get the jacket on.)
3. Eating: Gruel
4. Drinking: Gruel
5. Thinking about: Gruel
--------THE LAST 24 HOURS--------
1. Cried: Yes, the hair is growing back and it itches.
2. Worn a Skirt: No... just the jacket and pajama bottoms
3. Met Someone New: No. The doctors don't think it's time yet.
4. Cleaned a room: Not much to clean in this one. It's got a bunch
of pads on the walls though. I like to rub
against them. mmmmmmm feels so good!
5. Done laundry: Nope... they say the outfit I have will be nice
and clean for a long time.
6. Drove a Car: Are you crazy? They can't fit one in here.
------DO YOU BELIEVE IN-------
1. Yourself: No... I don't exist. The voices do. I am their
hand.
2. Your friends: I TOLD YOU! I DON'T HAVE FRIENDS! Stop
bugging me about friends!
3. Santa Claus: I found the brains of Santa Claus underneath my
bed.
4. Tooth Fairy: I found the brains of the Tooth Fairy underneath
my bed.
5. Destiny or Fate: Who? Oh well. It doesn't matter. I most likely
have their brains underneath my bed,too.
6. Angels: Angel's what? Her boobs? Yeap... I've seen em.
They look nice with an axe in them.
7. Ghosts: You have to be crazy to believe in ghosts.
8. UFOs: You have to be totally nuts to believe in UFOs.
-----RIGHT NOW-----
1. Who have you known the
longest of your friends? Ok! That's it. I've told you and told you and
told you that I don't have friends. Now you must
die!
2. Who's the loudest of your friends? The one the screams the loudest when
I shove an ice pick in their eye!
3. Who do you go to for advice: The voices in my head and they tell me
to kill you!
4. Worst feeling: When I miss the target.
5. Best feeling: When I hit the target.
6. Who will respond to
this the fastest? The doctor's. They don't like me to get excited.
7. Who did you send this
to that will not reply: My victims.
8. Who sent this to you? (Insert Name) I'm coming for you. (EVIL GRIN)

[The Hero]

http://www.delaurenti.net/images/am113.jpg
http://image.milehighcomics.com/istore/images/fullsize/01062288700.243.GIF
http://image.milehighcomics.com/istore/images/fullsize/33581842958.1.GIF
http://web2.chicagonet.net/~atlas/crminalc.jpg
http://ksacomics.com/lois/63.gif


Note:All of these were shamlessly liberated from an old thread by Mr. X.I have no regrets.:o

[Zev]

http://image.milehighcomics.com/istore/images/fullsize/01062288700.243.GIF

Okay, since he says they're going to "act out" Beauty and the Beast, that means he has to get her to love him for the curse to go off, right? So how much is it cheating to point that out? Geez. I bet Superman talks during charades too.

[DBM]

http://www.popcultureshock.com/features.php?id=854

[Mr.Webs]

http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2003/20030120l.gif

http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2003/20030113l.gif

[Mr.Webs]

http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2002/20021211l.gif

Look at the movie poster.:D

http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2002/20021030l.gif

[Mr.Webs]

http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2002/20020925l.gif

I love Penny Arcade.:D :up:

[Mr.Webs]

http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2002/20020805l.gif

http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2002/20020703l.gif

[The Hero]

Webs,those Penny Arcades kick all kinds of ass.:up:

[Mr.Webs]

I know man, I know.:up: :D

[The Hero]

http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2004/20041015l.jpg

[Wolfwood]

I love Penny Arcade.:D :up:

Oh really? I couldn't tell. ;) :p

[Mr.Webs]

http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2002/20020515l.gif

http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2002/20020111l.gif

[Mr.Webs]

http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2001/20011026l.gif

http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2001/20011003l.gif

[The Hero]

http://www.popcultureshock.com/features.php?id=854
That's just sick and wrong and wonderful.:o

[Mr.Webs]

http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2001/20010723l.gif

[Mr.Webs]

http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2001/20010704l.gif

[The Hero]

http://www.spiderfan.org/cgi-bin/fun.pl?fmt=jpg&size=full&date=20041026

*goes on 66 issue search for Elijya*:(

[Mr.Webs]

http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2001/20010511l.gif

[Elijya]

http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2002/20021030l.gif[/QUOTE]


fear the tube...






(ok, I highly doubt anyone else here has played Legacy of Kain: Defiance, but whatever)

[Elijya]

*goes on 66 issue search for Elijya*:(

though hopefully not with the intention of making me answer for my crimes and/or killing me

[The Hero]

[IMG]
(ok, I highly doubt anyone else here has played Legacy of Kain: Defiance, but whatever)
Did you hear that there'll be sword-chucks in Everquest II?

[scryer41]

I perfer Gopher-Chucks!

[Elijya]

I perfer Gopher-Chucks!


nah, as much as I love Kung Pow, that joke was a little flat for me (as was the cow fight). Sword-chucks is much more ****ed up.

[scryer41]

Do you think they should make a sequal to Kung Pow? I'd love to see it.

[Mr.Webs]

http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2001/20010328l.gif

http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2001/20010226l.jpg

[Mr.Webs]

http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2000/20001127l.jpg

http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2000/20001018l.jpg

[Mr.Webs]

http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2000/20001013l.jpg

http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2000/20001004l.jpg

[Mr.Webs]

http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2000/20000918l.jpg

http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2000/20000804l.jpg

[Zev]

Doctor Octopus cares about the economy.

http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v87/spiderfan4eva/evil.jpg

"The economy? The only use I have for the economy is as a means of exchanging my stolen goods for the equipment needed to further the applications of my own genius! BWAHAHAHA!"

Doctor Octopus cares about the environment.

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/bugle/photos/popup/images/sm2_doc_ock3.jpg

"The environment will be better served by the placement of fusion reactions in strategic locations! Why should I care for the organic quality of material? All is merely fodder upon which Doctor Octopus performs his miraculous experiments! MWAHAHAHAHA!"

Doctor Octopus cares about family values.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v128/GRyDLOCK/input50229.jpg

"Family? The only family Doctor Octopus needs is his marvelous mechanical tentacles! Yes! With their new upgrades, I shall be unstoppable!"

Doctor Octopus cares about the elderly.

http://img76.exs.cx/img76/5561/spiderman2_396.jpg

"If anyone tries to stop me, the old hag dies!"

Doctor Octopus is a born leader.

http://www.fanartists.com/gallery/data/501/34ock2.jpg

"The Vulture! The Sandman! Kraven the Hunter! Mysterio! Electro! Together we shall rule the world as the Sinister Six!"

http://superherohype.com/nextraimages/spidey2newew.jpg

Doctor Octopus: He fought Spider-Man. He'll fight for you.

[Mr.Webs]

http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2000/20000707l.jpg

[MutantCircus]

http://www.applegeeks.com/comics/issue140.jpg

[MutantCircus]

http://www.alienlovespredator.com/strips/strip_025.jpg

[The Hero]

http://www.applegeeks.com/comics/issue140.jpg
Damn,I was gonna post that.Then everyone would laugh,and tell me how much they love me,and then that girl I liked in 1st grade would be all "I'm so sorry I kicked you in the crotch when you tried to lick my face!",and then we would get married,which would inspire me to bring about world peace,and everyone would be so happy that they would then elect me Emperor of Earth.

But now,that can never be.:mad:

[The Hero]

nah, as much as I love Kung Pow, that joke was a little flat for me (as was the cow fight). Sword-chucks is much more ****ed up.
I'm actualy tempted to get Everquest II just for the sword-chucks,but then I remind myself:All MMOs exept City of Heroes suck.

[Elijya]

I understand FFXI to be pretty sweet

[The Amazing Lee]

http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2000/20000918l.jpg



The second pic is really funny as well but this just made me laugh so much :D

Good Pulp Fiction reference :D:up:

[Elijya]

thanks to The Avatar for originally posting this


I need some advice on what could be a life changing decision.

I've suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been having an affair. The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up. She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them". I always look out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car setting off. As if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi? I once picked her mobile up just to see what time it was and she went beserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my girlfriend. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her. I decided I was going to hide behind my car which would give me a view of the whole street so I could see which car she gets out of. It was whilst crouched behind my car that I noticed rust around my rear wheel arch.

I think its just on the surface should I take it into a body repair shop or should I buy some stuff from the local auto shop and try to repair it myself?

[Elijya]

you guys like the new title? if nothing else, I'm happy to be rid of the " at the begining

[PirateRogue]

http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2002/20020925l.gif

I love Penny Arcade.:D :up:

Funniest thing ever. :up: :cool:

[SuperFerret]

The new title is great, as the posters in this thread are frequently profane and/or amoral.

[The Hero]

thanks to The Avatar for originally posting this
I would make that my signature if I could.:D

[The Hero]

you guys like the new title? if nothing else, I'm happy to be rid of the " at the begining
What unspeakable acts of perversion do you have to perform on mods for them to keep changing the name for you?:confused::o

[Zev]

I would make that my signature if I could.:D

Actually, I like your old signature better. ;)

[The Hero]

Actually, I like your old signature better. ;)
Yeah,but I had to give equal time,so this sig is from a left-wing nutjob that thinks I Heart Huckabees looked funny..;)

[Zev]

Yeah,but I had to give equal time,so this sig is from a left-wing nutjob that thinks I Heart Huckabees looked funny..;)

Looked funny? Are you sure you don't mean "funny-looking"?

[MutantCircus]

http://www.monkey-business.net/strips/20040503.jpg

I'm sorry I ruined your life, The Hero. The girl you liked in first grade says she might leave me for you if you have a much bigger dick then you had when she kicked you.

[Phoney Bone]

Wah-How do you keep on changing the title? I can only do that to my threads for about 10 minutes.

[Phoney Bone]

http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2002/20020805l.gif


Always one of my faves.:up:

[Elijya]

http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/images/comics/20040920.jpg
http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/images/comics/20040922.jpg
http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/images/comics/20040924.jpg


myu78

[Mr.Webs]

http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2000/20000228l.jpg

[The Hero]

myu78It was like someone ate the sausage of my mind.:eek:

[fifthfiend]

Well, if you ever wanted to see Ralph Nader debating action figures, now's your chance:

http://www.votenader.org/img/debate_1.jpg

I swear to God (http://www.votenader.org/contribute/store2.php?cid=39).

[The Hero]

Well, if you ever wanted to see Ralph Nader debating action figures, now's your chance:

http://www.votenader.org/img/debate_4.jpg

Thats just an avatar waiting to happen.

[MutantCircus]

http://www.alienlovespredator.com/strips/strip_017.jpg
http://www.alienlovespredator.com/strips/strip_018.jpg

[DBM]

Go check these comic strips out.

I won't post any of them because they're all very vulgar, so, uh..., if stuff offends you, don't go here.

Not really that funny. More like vaguely amusing.

http://www.johnnyr.com/comix/SYBW.html

[Cobblepot]

Some of the funniest stuff i've ever seen.

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/absolutironman.jpg
Doesn't get any better.
Does the wall "hole" imply he was drunk?

[DBM]

Some of the funniest stuff i've ever seen.

Doesn't get any better.
Does the wall "hole" imply he was drunk?

The wall hole is a spoof of the Absolut vodka ads in magazines. Do a google image search on "Absolut" and you'll see what I'm talking about.

[Cobblepot]

okay thanx.

[venom892]

Go check these comic strips out.

I won't post any of them because they're all very vulgar, so, uh..., if stuff offends you, don't go here.

Not really that funny. More like vaguely amusing.

http://www.johnnyr.com/comix/SYBW.htmlThe Doctor Strange one is the best.
:D

[Wolfwood]

Go check these comic strips out.

I won't post any of them because they're all very vulgar, so, uh..., if stuff offends you, don't go here.

Not really that funny. More like vaguely amusing.

http://www.johnnyr.com/comix/SYBW.html


Damn, I didn't think it'd be that vulgar. O_O Some of it was funny though, like the Dr. Doom/Red Skull team-up :D

[The Hero]

http://www.nuklearpower.com/comics/041106.png

[The Hero]

http://www.spiderfan.org/cgi-bin/fun.pl?fmt=jpg&size=full&date=20041106

[Elijya]

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/122000/122066wCeb_w.jpg

[The Hero]

How dare you tease me with your red x.:mad:

[Elijya]

:confused:

shows up fine for me

[The Hero]

Well,it's not always about you,is it?.:mad::confused:

[Elijya]

http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2004/20040324l.jpg

::loving sigh:: still my favorite penny arcade of all time

[Zev]

Well, if you ever wanted to see Ralph Nader debating action figures, now's your chance:

http://www.votenader.org/img/debate_1.jpg

I swear to God (http://www.votenader.org/contribute/store2.php?cid=39).

Ralph Nader: The comic relief of the electoral process.

[Elijya]

http://www.meret.illuminatedtext.com/safewordbrucesafeword.jpeg.psd.jpg

[Elijya]

http://alienlovespredator.com/strips/strip_034.jpg

[scryer41]

Elijya, the last two are so funny! Dude, keep em coming.

[Elijya]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v325/ReaperFett/bettyandme16.jpg
...

[Elijya]

http://i.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/variety2/StreetPreacher_hose.jpg

[Elijya]

http://www.geocities.com/jmccray789/kittensforkerry.jpg

[The Hero]

http://www.nuklearpower.com/comics/041109.png

[The Hero]

http://www.neilswaab.com/comics/wiggles/images/rehab264.jpg

[Anubis]

Bwhahahaahahah :D Oh man that Final Fantasy stuff was funny.

[The Hero]

Bwhahahaahahah :D Oh man that Final Fantasy stuff was funny.
You must,I repeat,you must check out 8-Bit Theater (http://www.nuklearpower.com).

[C. Lee]

Since this place gets a lot of hits...I figured this would be as good a place as any to post this.

When looking through threads at night, I have found many posts complaining about someone or something accompanied by "where is a mod when you need one".....besides saying that not everyone can be on line at all time, I want to stress that if you have a problem with something - PM me or another mod. I see a lot more complaints in threads than I recieve Pm's about. Not all complaints will be acted upon immediately or necasssarily to your satisfaction....but it takes even longer for them to be looked into if we aren't notified.

Sorry for the interruption of the goofiness in here...please post a silly picture now.

[Elijya]

Since this place gets a lot of hits...I figured this would be as good a place as any to post this.

When looking through threads at night, I have found many posts complaining about someone or something accompanied by "where is a mod when you need one".....besides saying that not everyone can be on line at all time, I want to stress that if you have a problem with something - PM me or another mod. I see a lot more complaints in threads than I recieve Pm's about. Not all complaints will be acted upon immediately or necasssarily to your satisfaction....but it takes even longer for them to be looked into if we aren't notified.

Sorry for the interruption of the goofiness in here...please post a silly picture now.

done

http://www.comics.org/graphics/covers/216/400/216_4_014.jpg

and this thread doesn't get as many views as it used to, sorry Lee. You should make that a sticky for a week or something

[The Hero]

http://www.spiderfan.org/cgi-bin/fun.pl?fmt=jpg&size=full&date=20041116

I chuckled.:(

[fifthfiend]

Since this place gets a lot of hits...I figured this would be as good a place as any to post this.

When looking through threads at night, I have found many posts complaining about someone or something accompanied by "where is a mod when you need one".....besides saying that not everyone can be on line at all time, I want to stress that if you have a problem with something - PM me or another mod. I see a lot more complaints in threads than I recieve Pm's about. Not all complaints will be acted upon immediately or necasssarily to your satisfaction....but it takes even longer for them to be looked into if we aren't notified.

Sorry for the interruption of the goofiness in here...please post a silly picture now.

So long as we're on the topic, is there any point whatsoever in using the Report Bad Post button? 'Cos I've asked for something to be done about this ****ing idiot (http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=148269) at least five times now and gotten no response whatsoever.

[Ben Urich]

Haha, that **** at neilswaab.com is ****ing offensive. :eek:
I love it. :D
The best one is the one about retards. :D

[Anubis]

You must,I repeat,you must check out 8-Bit Theater (http://www.nuklearpower.com).


Pretty cool. Black Belt went out like a G. And you just know the white mage is gonna give in to BM's charms sooner or later.

[The Hero]

Pretty cool. Black Belt went out like a G. And you just know the white mage is gonna give in to BM's charms sooner or later.
http://www.nuklearpower.com/comics/010511.jpg
http://www.nuklearpower.com/comics/010627.gif


BM is quite the pimp.:up:

[fifthfiend]

Black Belt went out like a G. And you just know the white mage is gonna give in to BM's charms sooner or later.

Actually, Brian Clevinger has categorically and unequivocally stated that Black Mage will never no never not now not then not under any circumstances no not even then hook it up with the mage-on-mage action.

It's a bugger, but there you go.

[C. Lee]

So long as we're on the topic, is there any point whatsoever in using the Report Bad Post button? 'Cos I've asked for something to be done about this ****ing idiot (http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=148269) at least five times now and gotten no response whatsoever.
The PM you sent me this evening is the first I heard of it. I'm not sure about the other mods...but the "report bad post" button does not contact me...if you want me, send a PM.

[fifthfiend]

The PM you sent me this evening is the first I heard of it. I'm not sure about the other mods...but the "report bad post" button does not contact me...if you want me, send a PM.

Good to know.

Incidentally, apologies for going off and being a cock in that thread.

So as things don't get too off track:



http://www.nuklearpower.com/comics/041116.jpg

Nothing to do with comics (well, aside from that it is itself a comic), but still, good times.

[euroq]

Two comics related eBay auctions. Check the descriptions.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&?ViewItem&item=2260279917

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5935223210

[The Hero]

Two comics related eBay auctions. Check the descriptions.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&?ViewItem&item=2260279917

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5935223210
LMAO.I want the big book of bunny suicides.:(

[Elijya]

I have it. It's cute

[euroq]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v313/euroq1/sm.jpg

[The Hero]

Hilariously offensive.:up::)

[Ben Urich]

Brilliant! :D:up:

[Elijya]

the best from the JLU caption thread




http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0409/04/j4.jpg

Photographer: Now be a tiger, both of you, be tigers!!!!!!

http://wf.toonzone.net/WF/jlu/bios/ares/04.jpg

Ares: I believe it is I who is Rick James..... Bit<h


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v174/BlackSektor/Mavel%20comics/Dc%20comics/j3.jpg

superman: hey ray do u mind?
ray: oh sorry

the best from the JLU caption thread

[Elijya]

this belongs in here


http://image2.milehighcomics.com/istore/images/fullsize/50814097106.1.GIF

[Elijya]

as does this

http://image2.milehighcomics.com/istore/images/fullsize/82358277194.2.GIF

[The Hero]

as does this

http://image2.milehighcomics.com/istore/images/fullsize/82358277194.2.GIF
LOL,you just made my day.

And I don't know what's worse about Giant-Size Man-Thing,the title,or the fact that he's fighting a giant turd?:confused:

[The Hero]

Damn,that kid has some bad luck.

http://www.nuklearpower.com/comics/041118.png

[Ben Urich]

I don't understand that 8 Bit Theater stuff :confused:

[The Hero]

I take that as a direct result of hitting the crack pipe a little to hard.

[The Hero]

Religous zealots review superhero movies:

The Incredibles (http://www.capalert.com/capreports/incredibles_the.htm)
Hellboy (http://www.capalert.com/capreports/hellboy.htm)
X-Men (http://www.capalert.com/capreports/xmen.htm)
X2 (http://www.capalert.com/capreports/xmenunited_x2.htm)
Spider-Man (http://www.capalert.com/capreports/spiderman.htm)
Spider-Man 2 (http://www.capalert.com/capreports/spiderman2.htm)
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (http://www.capalert.com/capreports/lxg.htm)
The Punisher (http://www.capalert.com/capreports/punisher-the.htm)
The Hulk (http://www.capalert.com/capreports/hulk_the2003.htm)
They're funny.I promise*.:o



*Disclaimer:Said promise can be broken at any time,and is void the the state of Texas

[Zev]

Religous zealots review superhero movies:

The Incredibles (http://www.capalert.com/capreports/incredibles_the.htm)
Hellboy (http://www.capalert.com/capreports/hellboy.htm)
X-Men (http://www.capalert.com/capreports/xmen.htm)
X2 (http://www.capalert.com/capreports/xmenunited_x2.htm)
Spider-Man (http://www.capalert.com/capreports/spiderman.htm)
Spider-Man 2 (http://www.capalert.com/capreports/spiderman2.htm)
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (http://www.capalert.com/capreports/lxg.htm)

They're funny.I promise*.:o



*Disclaimer:Said promise can be broken at any time,and is void the the state of Texas

Dear God, what is wrong with those people? The equivilent of R-rated violence in The Incredibles? Watch Robocop. THAT'S R-rated violence. And then there's this nugget...

One of the shape-shifts was to a demon/devil. It may have even been intended to picture Satan himself. Maybe that is a satirical jab at, for example, the "terrible two's", but portrayal of a baby physically as a devil is hardly something at which to poke fun, especially since youth appear to be the prime target of Satan's works.

Uh-huh. Right.

Just so you know, I'm not with these guys. I own Freddy Vs. Jason!

Should I even note that Hellboy was directed by a devout Catholic who made a point of explicitly portraying the cross as a symbol of good? If these guys missed the point anymore, they couldn't catch a mattress.

And LXG... of all the reasons NOT to see that movie, immorality isn't really one of them.

Indeed, the provocative low-neck dress worn by Mina in the poster and tape box (brushed out by me in the poster shown above) was not even seen in the cut I saw.

And check out the "offense to God" category.

ethereal beast goading the living

Spider-Man 2.

action violence, many, varying degrees of intensity from, e.g., police car chase to attack by murderous mechanical man resulting in multiple deaths

"Murderous Mechanical Man"? Great name for a band!

Spider-Man.

driving without consideration of the safety or property of others

teenage arrogance against care-giver, repeatedly

Oh my gosh! So THAT'S where they get it from! Why, if teenagers didn't watch these movies, I bet they wouldn't EVEN rebel against their parents!

facial piercing

That falls under the "Impudence/Hate" category.

X2

assault on presidential security personnel

lust for power, gratification with brutal victory

"Brutal victory"? Lets see, as I recall, Stryker was drowned under millions of tons and water and Magneto didn't "win" so much as got away.

full female nudity, repeatedly, frequent

I don't recall that... Man, wish I had their cut.

Under offense to God...

telepathy
premonition
levitation, repeatedly
miraculous healing, repeatedly
shape-shifting, repeatedly
mind control, repeatedly
nightmarish imagery
teleportation, repeatedly
power to part the waters


Umm... I don't think GOD is that thin-skinned. I mean, He's watched every rape, murder, and crime in history. I don't think someone TELEPORTING is gonna get under His skin.

X-Men.

dozens of uses of unholy powers

"Fastball Special... IN THE NAME OF OUR UNHOLY LORD, SATAN!"

Hellboy.

statue nudity

Yes, you read that right. I may be wrong, but doesn't Michelangelo's sculpture of the Biblical wunderkind David feature him au natural? Swinging bits and everything?

Offense t oGod...

Halloween
unholy life force
premonitions of unseen/unknown
unholy power, repeatedly
giving knowledge of the future
vanishing/reappearing
talking dead
having unholy power to resurrect
living dead
revenge
unholy power
bartering for soul
unholy magic
other than Jesus unlocking the gates of Hell and for love of a woman

Ummm... can you think of a better reason to unlock the gates of... HEY! What makes you think Liz went to Hell?

The Incredibles, impudence/hate

encouraging lying
adolescent mischief with arrogant defense of it (oh, because THAT never happens in real life...)
adult tantrum
marital discord (that either)
lies to wife, repeatedly (that too)
adolescent disrespect of parent(s) (ditto)
portrayal of being ignored as a youth causing violent retribution

I don't even GET that last one...

[The Hero]

don't recall that... Man, wish I had their cut.
They were talking about Mystique.They're actualy worried that this movie will incourage children to remove their clothes in public places. :rolleyes:

Put another way, what do you think the police would do if a woman walked into an elementary school classroom wearing only the identical covering Rebecca Romijn-Stamos wore? Would it be okay to go into a church or courtroom with only such a covering? How about a public beach (Mystique's "outfit" does not conceal as much as the skimpiest of bathing suits)? Well? These are all public places just like the theater.

Wha?What in the hell are they getting at here?

[The Hero]

http://www.nuklearpower.com/comics/041120.png

[The Hero]

Just edited in my original post
The Punisher (http://www.capalert.com/capreports/punisher-the.htm)
The Hulk (http://www.capalert.com/capreports/hulk_the2003.htm)

[Mr.Webs]

http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/1999/19991101l.jpg

[fifthfiend]

Somebody left the barn door open.

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20041121/capt.edb11411211850.chile_apec_bush_edb114.jpg

"Ah, feel that breeze!"

[The Hero]

Captain America vs. King Kong & The Euro-Klansmen!

http://www.trenchman.com/cap/cap50.jpg

If you have ANY idea what the freaking hell is going on in this issue,please share.

[[Faustinas]]

Captain America vs. King Kong & The Euro-Klansmen!

http://www.trenchman.com/cap/cap50.jpg

If you have ANY idea what the freaking hell is going on in this issue,please share.

assorted gayness?

[Zev]

The Euro-Klansman aren't wearing underwear.

[The Hero]

']assorted gayness?
I'll accept that.:up:

[The Hero]

The Euro-Klansman aren't wearing underwear.
I think the guy on the upper-left is trying to flash Bucky.:confused:I guess that would explain the look on that girl's face.:eek:

[The Hero]

The single greatest,most inspirational website you will ever visit (http://www.yourethemannowdog.com/)

Combine with Viking Kittens to form internet bliss.:o

[[Faustinas]]

The single greatest,most inspirational website you will ever visit (http://www.yourethemannowdog.com/)

Combine with Viking Kittens to form internet bliss.:o

That turned my face red :joker: jesum christopher that's funny as hell :up:

[[Faustinas]]

I think the guy on the upper-left is trying to flash Bucky.:confused:I guess that would explain the look on that girl's face.:eek:

There's a little dude at the streetlight, must be a 'pro' of some sort..wink wink nudge nudge say no more

[Zev]

Blue State Blues as Coastal Parents Battle Invasion of Dollywood Values

"I'm not sure where we went wrong," says Ellen McCormack, nervously fondling the recycled paper cup holding her organic Kona soy latte. "It seems like only yesterday Rain was a carefree little boy at the Montessori school, playing non-competitive musical chairs with the other children and his care facilitators."

"But now..." she pauses, staring out the window of her postmodern Palo Alto home. The words are hesitant, measured, bearing a tale of family heartbreak almost too painful for her to recount. "But now, Rain insists that I call him Bobby Ray."

Even as her voice is choked with emotion, she summons an inner courage -- a mother's courage -- and leads me down the hall to "Bobby Ray's" bedroom, for a firsthand glimpse at the psychic devastation that claimed her son.

She opens the door to a reveal a riot of George Jones CDs, reflective 'mudflap mama' stickers, empty foil packs of Red Man, and U.S. Marine recruiting posters. In the middle of the room: a makeshift table made from a utility cable spool, bearing a the remains of a gutted catfish.

"This used to be all Ikea," she says, rocking on heels between heaved sobs. "It's too late for us. Maybe it's not to late for me to warn others."

Pandora's Moon Pie Box

While poignant, Ellen McCormack's painful battle to save her son is far from isolated. Across coastal America, increasing numbers of families are discovering that their children have been lured into "Cracker" culture -- a new, freewheeling underground youth movement that celebrates the hedonistic thrills of frog-gigging and outlaw modified sprint cars. No one knows their exact number, but sociologists say that the movement is exploding among young people in America's most fashionable zip codes.

"We first detected it a few years ago, with the emergence of the trucker hat phenomenon," says Gerard Levin, professor of abnormal sociology at the University of California. "At first we thought it was some sort of benign, ironic strain. By the time we realized the early wearers really were interested in seed corn hybrids and Peterbilts, it had already escaped containment."

Levin points to 'Patient Zero,' who in 1997 was a 23-year old graduate student in Gender Studies at San Francisco State University.

"During a cross-country trip to New York, he stopped at the Iowa 80 Truck Stop in Walcott, Iowa, and bought a John Deere gimme cap as a gag souvenir," says Levin. "Within a year, he had dropped out of graduate school, abandoned his SoMa apartment, and and was working at a drive-thru liquor store. Today he is a wealthy televangelist in Bossier City, Louisiana."

The contagion of 'Patient Zero' would prove devastating. Soon trucker hats were appearing throughout trendy coastal neighborhoods like Williamsburg and Park Slope and Portrero Hill, often accessorized with chain wallets and 'wife beater' t-shirts. A new alternative youth movement had emerged, rejecting the staid norms of establishment NPR society and embracing the 'tune-in, turn-on, chug-up' ethos of the Pabst Blue Ribbon underground. Before long, it would broadcast its siren call to an even younger generation -- one whose parents were woefully unequipped to recognize it.

Youthquake

"It was one day last spring," says Ellen McCormack. "My life partner Carol and I were in the garage, working on a giant Donald Rumsfeld papier mache head for the Bay Area March Against the War, when Rain walked by. I thought he looked kind of strange, so I stopped him and looked closely into his eyes. Then I realized the truth -- he was wearing a mullet. I was shocked, but he swore to me that it was only ironic."

"After a few months, it was clear Rain had lied to us -- that hideous Kentucky waterfall was completely earnest," she adds, choking back sobs.

Her 18-year old son would soon exhibit other signs of disturbing changes.

"I was driving past a McDonalds one day last summer, and I thought I saw Rain's bike outside. He had told me earlier that he was going to a friend's house to stuff envelopes for the Dennis Kucinich campaign. I pulled a U-turn and headed back," she recalls. "When I confronted him in the parking lot, he started giving me a lame story about how he was only there to protest globalization, but I could smell the french fries on his breath."

McCormack says that Rain's erratic behavior would also come to include excessive politeness and deference.

"Everytime I tried to talk to him it was 'yes Momma,' and 'no Momma,' when he knows damn well my name is Ellen," she says, anger rising in her voice. "It was like I didn't even know him anymore."

McCormack tried an intervention with friends from the Anti-war community, but to no avail. In October, Bobby Ray packed up his Monte Carlo and left for basic training at Camp Pendleton.

"I have no son," she says in a barely audible whisper.

Across the country In toney Westchester County, New York, Jim and Sandy Vandenberg describe a similar tale of family grief.

"We are people of faith who keep the sabbath," says Sandy, a curator in the Dada collection of the Museum of Modern Art. "Even when she was a toddler, we made sure Emily got up early every Sunday morning to read the New York Times Book Review. Sunday morning was our time, until..."

"Until those damned Jesus bastards stole my little girl," interrupts her husband, barely containing his anger. Once a Freshman honors student in Lacanian Deconstruction Theory at NYU, their daughter is now better known as Lurleen McDaniel -- reigning Princess of the Tulsa Livestock Show and Rodeo.

In Bainbridge Island, Washington, single mom Jane Michelson says she began suspecting that her son Brian was in trouble after he started hanging with a new crowd at school.

"These weren't normal kids, neighborhood kids in Che t-shirts who want to drop a couple of hits of X and chill on Radiohead," she says. "They would talk in a sort of strange code language, like 'Roll Tide!' and 'Gig 'em Ags!' and 'Piiiig Sooieeee!'"

Signs of trouble would soon multiply.

"One day I got into my Volvo and hit the stereo preset for Pacifica Radio, and then I heard this obscene 'Save a Horse Ride a Cowboy' song coming from the speakers," she recalls. "The very next week, the maid found a tin of Skoal in his Wranglers. I told him him right then -- it was either me, or his tobacco-spitting friends."

Now known as Randy Dale Cash, her estranged son is a starting linebacker for Sul Ross State University in Alpine, Texas.

Peer Pressure

Jane Michelson is not alone in her story. Throughout coastal America, school adminstrators and parents are reporting an alarming surge in 'Cracker' cliques on campus. Also known as 'Y'alls' or 'Neckies,' officials say the groups thrive by attracting outcasts and misfits from the student body.

"We try hard to engage all of our students in fun, healthy activities like Progressive Eco-Action March and Rage Against Intolerance Week," says Lawrence DiBenedetto of Patrice Lumumba Magnet School in Cambridge, Massachusetts. "Unfortunately, there are going to be those who fall through the cracks, into a life of bass fishing and stockcar racing."

It appears those cracks are widening. In one recent three-week period, fourteen high school students in Portland, Oregon were suspended for distributing pork rinds; a Burlington, Vermont high school was briefly closed for decontamination after janitors found a bible hidden in a restroom; and forty-six undergraduate coeds at Swarthmore were expelled for staging clandestine Mary Kay cosmetics parties.

"We became suspicious after several heavily made-up students arrived at a Katha Pollitt lecture in a pink Cadillacs," says Swarthmore Dean of Students Geraldine Marcus.

Some say the craze threatens even the nation's most exclusive prep schools. At Exeter, Andover and St. Albans, rumors abound of secret societies where initiates are steeped in the black arts of restrictor plate cheating and satellite descramblers. Washington's elite Sidwell Friends School was nearly forced to close after scandalized parents learned that several students were openly touting Sams Club cards.

The Eclectic School Aid Hayseed Trip

To better understand what attracts young affluent students to the subculture, I spent a recent evening interviewing a group of self-described 'Neckies' from exclusive New Trier High School in Winnetka, Illinois. Like countless other Friday nights, the close-knit group had made the 80 mile ritual journey to rural Belvidere, Illinois, to cruise Steak 'N' Shake and hang out at the Mills Fleet Farm parking lot.

"Y'all, check out these new mudders," says 17-year old 'Dakota,' proudly displaying the gigantic knobbed tires under his radically lifted 4x4 Audi Allroad. "I'm fixin' to get me a winch and Tuffbox fer it next week."

Not to be outdone, friend and fellow Neckie 'Duane' sounds 'Dixie' on the novelty horn of his jacked-up BMW M3. An early graduation gift from his parents, Duane has turned the expensive German coupe into an homage to the Dukes of Hazzard's General Lee, complete with orange Stars-and-Bars paint job and spit cup on the console.

"Grandma gave me some money fer a summer study trip over ta Paris, but I thought the paint job was cooler," laughs Duane. "Hell, she thinks I'm over in the Sorbonne right now, studying Foucault and all that ****."

"I'm a-fixin' to put in a nitrous system on the General Lee, so I'ma call Grandma up and aks her for some book money," he adds.

Like most of their classmates, these North Shore Neckies were once bound for some of the top universities in America -- Yale, Duke, Stanford, Northwestern -- until they succumbed to the allure of the Downhome slacker lifestyle. Now some openly talk of dropping out, learning TIG welding, waiting tables at Waffle House or draining oil at Jiffy Lube; some even hint of enrolling at Iowa State. What drives privileged teens to such seemingly self-destructive behavior?

"I guess you might could say we're rebels," says Rachel 'Tyffanie' Stern, 17, lighting a Merit Menthol 100. Once destined for Vassar, Stern is now living with friends after her parents kicked her out of the house for spending her bat mitzvah money on a bass boat. Last month she became the youngest Jewish female to win an event on the Bassmasters Pro Tour.

Pausing for furtive glances, several of the teens share sniffs from a bottle of Harmon Triple Heat deer scent.

"Wooo-eee, **** howdy, that's gonna bring a mess of them whitetail bucks," says 19-year old Wei-Li 'Lamar' Cheung. A former Westinghouse Science Award winner, Cheung has devoted his chemistry and biology skill to building a fledgling hunting supply business.

A first generation Asian-American, Cheung says he was drawn to the group by their acceptance of minorities. "Hell, I kept tellin' all my family and teachers I wanna play fiddle, not violin," he explains. "The 'Necks accept me the way I am."

African-American Kwame 'Joe Don' Harris agrees. "Just because I'm black, teachers were always pushing me to go to Spellman to study Langston Hughes and Thelonius Monk," says the 17 year old. "These ol' boys here never laugh at my dream to be a crew chief for the Craftsman Truck Series."

If there is one aspiration that unites them all, it is the dream of moving to Branson, Missouri. Long famed for its laid-back attitude toward religion, country music and the military, Branson has become a Mecca for radical young Neckies seeking an escape from the stultifying conformity of their coastal hometowns.

"****, y'all, I heard Branson's got like four Wal Marts, and more $5.95 all-day breakfast buffets than Glencoe has Starbucks," enthuses Dakota, adding quickly that "pardon my French."

"Plus it's only a short drive up to Fort Leonard Wood," adds Tyffanie.

Talk arises of Branson's 'Summer of Bubba,' the upcoming hedonistic hillbilly festival of music, hog calling and nightcrawler gathering expected to draw millions of Neckies from as far as Santa Monica and Ithaca -- even Europe.

"Y'all, I heard them Swedish 'Necks are hardcore," says Joe Don. "They digitally remastered all the original Jerry Clower albums."

A live-for-today attitude permeates the group's ethos, with little concern about consequences. I ask Justin 'Jim Rob' Borowski, 18, what motivates young men and women to abandon promising academic careers in Gender Theory and Critical History to take a wild ride in the dark world of roofing and drywall contracting.

"My daddy was sorta mad when I tolt him I was gonna skip Columbia Journalism School for a plumbing apprenticeship," he answer philosophically, popping a plug of Red Man into his lip. "I tolt him that journalism is important, but the world needs plumbers too."

"After the toilet backed up, I think he got my point."

[Elijya]

The single greatest,most inspirational website you will ever visit (http://www.yourethemannowdog.com/)

Combine with Viking Kittens to form internet bliss.:o


there's a great one of those for Patrick stewart too, and I'm sure there's ones for a few other celebs

[fifthfiend]

The Euro-Klansman aren't wearing underwear.

Then it's a good thing that they at least are capable of competent zipper management, as otherwise that would have been a much different picture.

Also, "Euro-Klansmen"?

Where do you come up with this ****?

Originally Posted by The Hero
The single greatest,most inspirational website you will ever visit

Combine with Viking Kittens to form internet bliss.

Eh, LXG killed off my last remaining vestige of Connery loyalty.

[scryer41]

I think they are related to the Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen.

[The Hero]

http://www.spiderfan.org/cgi-bin/fun.pl?fmt=jpg&size=full&date=20041126

[Zev]

http://www.spiderfan.org/cgi-bin/fun.pl?fmt=jpg&size=full&date=20041126

Gwen has wall-eyed boobs.

[VICTORVONDOOMX]

McCormack says that Rain's erratic behavior would also come to include excessive politeness and deference.

"Everytime I tried to talk to him it was 'yes Momma,' and 'no Momma,' when he knows damn well my name is Ellen," she says, anger rising in her voice. "It was like I didn't even know him anymore."

McCormack tried an intervention with friends from the Anti-war community, but to no avail. In October, Bobby Ray packed up his Monte Carlo and left for basic training at Camp Pendleton.

"I have no son," she says in a barely audible whisper.
Beautiful, brilliant, heady stuff! Great job, Zev!

[Ben Urich]

http://www.catsupbottle.com/otherfun/friendspix/batgirl/humanknot/knot03.jpg

http://www.gimpcity.com/collection/batman.jpg

...
:D

[Zev]

From Worst Moments In Comic Books:

MARVEL WRITERS ENTER REHAB FOR TALKING HEAD SYNDROME

A tearful Brian Michael Bendis (BMB on the street) led the chorus of Marvel writers who are finally admitting the rising epidemic sweeping the comics industry: TH or Talking Head Syndrome.

"Talking Head Syndrome is a fairly common disorder," said Artie Forbush, head of the Merry Marvel Marching Society For The Study Of Writing Disorders. "A writer, young, inexperienced, will come to a company and say 'These are only men in tights hitting each other. I'm going to write in some genuine characterization.' They start off with the best of intentions, but... you know what they say about the road to hell."

Many experts like Dr. Forbush believe that Talking Head Syndrome is a gateway drug to other, more serious writing disorders, a feeling reflected in BMB' statements.

"At first I was just fine. But they just kept saying 'do one more monthly, one more monthly.' And I thought I could handle it by myself, I thought I was alone. So I started doing Talking Heads. Just a little bit at first, to get me through the day. Then more, and more, and more. I finally realized I had a problem when I wrote an entire arc of USM (Ultimate Spider-Man) with only Peter and MJ talking about last night's Stargate SG-1 episode. If anyone with TH is listening out there, get help, please, for the sake of your family! Ultimate Carnage... good God, what was I thinking? Powers, everyone loved Powers. Where did I go wrong?"

Writing disorders have for many years been the dark side of the comics industry, with few creators willing to treat or even acknowledge the problem.

"Stan Lee was a big one. He had writing disorders we still don't have names for. 'Excelsior!' 'True believer!' Half the time no one knew what he was talking about. But people just went with it. They thought it was harmless," Dr. Forbush said.

Garth Ennis was another creator who came forward.

"I got into this other drug, they called it 'Political Commentary'. I knew all about the dangers of TH, I put lots of exploding heads in my comics. I thought PC was harmless. It was just a joke at first. 'Hey, what if the Punisher breaks into the White House and threatens to assassinate the President?' And I'm not trying to keep from taking responsibility here, but the readers encouraged it. A lot of them lapped it up with a spoon. I didn't know it then, but I had discovered a new writing disorder a long time ago, back in Vertigo. They call it 'Anal Sodomy Syndrome' now or, appropriately enough, ASS. And when my PC and ASS get together... eventually there was one issue, it was all splash pages of a dick entering a sphincter with the caption 'This is how Bush treats the international community'. I realize now I was hurting a lot of people, especially when I denied it. But now it's time I stopped covering my ASS. My ASS has gotten huge! I think the healing can begin."

"Who I really feel sorry for is the fans," Bendis said. "They just had to take it. We complain about Bush, but what we did to the public was ten times worse than the 'Patriot Act' we all complained about. I remember 'getting juiced'... that's what we called it... on NCV (New Crappy Villains). Jenkins had just come up with the Queen when JMS said 'Hey, how about Norman and Gwen's bastard psychotic children?' We thought it was a joke at the time. Then I picked up an issue off the newsstands and I was like 'Is this the company I'm working for?' And I remember thinking it was OTHER PEOPLE who had the problem. I was afraid to admit that I needed help. But by then, it was too late. Hawkeye was dead."

In light of the rehab treatment, Marvel is announcing a "Dallas Solution".

"It's never been tried before," Stan Lee said. "Me, Jack Kirby, and Steve Dikto came up with it when Amazing Spider-Man 1 came up. Basically, if things ever got so ****ed up that we needed to take all the titles back in time, we three would agree on it and activate the Dallas Solution... it was all just a dream that Howard the Duck was having."

Many writers, like Joss Whedon and Mark Waid, will enjoy the vacation they get from writing as reprints from their own series are provided with the new issues that Bendis, JMS, Ennis, and others will write when they get back.

"Sure, this will cost Marvel some money to provide reprints to their fans at no extra charge, but we need to tell them 'we value you and we're sorry for screwing with you like this,'" Whedon said. "Plus, me and Waid are able to get a headstart. And we'll be educated about TH and other writing disorders so we don't share the same fate that my fellow liberals did."

"We're all doing better," Bendis finished. "Last week some of the DC boys told me about this international thing, 'British Weird.' I'm proud to say that I told them 'Not this time. Not this time.'"

[The Hero]

Spidey Super Stories (http://www.spiderfan.org/comics/title/spiderman_super_stories.html)

They're hilarious,trust me.Especialy this (http://www.spiderfan.org/comics/reviews/spiderman_super_stories/009.html) one.:up:

[Spidey-Bat]

http://www.catsupbottle.com/otherfun/friendspix/batgirl/humanknot/knot03.jpg

http://www.gimpcity.com/collection/batman.jpg

...
:D

One Word:
INNUENDO

[DBM]

http://www.popcultureshock.com/features.php?id=869

[Elijya]

:( they don't work after the first few

[DBM]

:( they don't work after the first few

Yeh, I got that too. They almost always do that on that site. Give them a day or so and it'll work. Some of the ones you can see are pretty funny though.

[Elijya]

this is officially the greatest internet strip ever :eek:

http://cheston.com/pbf/archive.html

[DBM]

this is officially the greatest internet strip ever :eek:

http://cheston.com/pbf/archive.html

These things are frickin' hilarious.

http://cheston.com/pbf/PBF006BCBallerinaSlippers.jpg

http://cheston.com/pbf/PBF011BCNotTodayLittleOne.jpg

http://cheston.com/pbf/PBF025BCDinosaurMeteors.jpg

[Elijya]

http://cheston.com/pbf/PBF011ADHammerScrewed.jpg

[Zev]

http://cheston.com/pbf/PBF017BCMasterYoshi.jpg

LLOL (literally laughing out loud).

[Phoney Bone]

Bwahahahaha!:d

[Wolfwood]

http://cheston.com/pbf/PBF003ADSnailHarassment.jpg
http://cheston.com/pbf/PBF018ADTheFirstSnowflakeofWinter.jpg

Great site :D :up:

[The Hero]

http://cheston.com/pbf/PBF032BCSuicideTrain.jpg

Thank you so much,Elijya.:up::o

[Phoney Bone]

That site is my God now.:D

[Ben Urich]

Comics- They Don't Make Them Like They Used To:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v73/incurock31/punfam.jpg
From What If? Vol. 2, #34

[SuperFerret]

Comics- They Don't Make Them Like They Used To:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v73/incurock31/punfam.jpg
From What If? Vol. 2, #34


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! :unishr:

[The Hero]

Comics- They Don't Make Them Like They Used To:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v73/incurock31/punfam.jpg
From What If? Vol. 2, #34
Holy crap.Was that just a joke,or did they actualy do a whole issue on that?:eek:

[X]

this is officially the greatest internet strip ever :eek:

http://cheston.com/pbf/archive.html

Hahaha, I love it. Almost as good as Mr. Wiggles. :D

And about that Punisher...thing. There was this one page little back-up joke story (phew) in a What If a few years ago. Had Frank becoming a herald of Galactus, and blowing up this prison planet. Galactus, in the last panel... Was just like "Errr... Uhmm... Frank? You're supposed to find them, not blow them up". He looked sad. :(

[Ben Urich]

Holy crap.Was that just a joke,or did they actualy do a whole issue on that?:eek:

It was one of the What If? humor specials.
Highly recommended.

[Zev]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v73/incurock31/punfam.jpg

That one page is better then all of Streets of Laredo put together.

[Elijya]

Hahaha, I love it. Almost as good as Mr. Wiggles. :D

And about that Punisher...thing. There was this one page little back-up joke story (phew) in a What If a few years ago. Had Frank becoming a herald of Galactus, and blowing up this prison planet. Galactus, in the last panel... Was just like "Errr... Uhmm... Frank? You're supposed to find them, not blow them up". He looked sad. :(


any idea what issue?

[fifthfiend]

It's time for everybody's favorite teenaged troublemaker!

http://www.opticalsloth.com/images/angryyouth42.jpg

[X]

any idea what issue?

I'll look into it.

[The Hero]

It's time for everybody's favorite teenaged troublemaker!

http://www.opticalsloth.com/images/angryyouth42.jpg
Sad thing is,that sounds like a great read.:o

[Elijya]

is there more ot that hitler book?

[The Hero]

More Spidey Super stories:
http://www.spiderfan.org/comics/reviews/spiderman_super_stories/010-c.html
http://www.spiderfan.org/comics/reviews/spiderman_super_stories/010.html
http://www.spiderfan.org/comics/reviews/spiderman_super_stories/007-b.html
http://www.spiderfan.org/comics/reviews/spiderman_super_stories/033-c.html
http://www.spiderfan.org/comics/reviews/spiderman_super_stories/031.html
http://www.spiderfan.org/comics/reviews/spiderman_super_stories/007-c.html

Featuring the single greatest splash page of all time...

http://www.spiderfan.org/cgi-bin/cover.pl?80123,spiderman_super_stories,007-c.jpg

[fifthfiend]

is there more ot that hitler book?

Sadly, no.

There are only patches...

http://www.hingos.com/patches/strip/031125.gif

patches of pain (http://www.hingos.com/patches/index.php)!

[The Hero]

Straight out of Worst Moments in Comic Books...

If you only read one more comic in your entire life,it MUST be this one!

Prepare for...THE DOOM COMIC (http://www.doomworld.com/10years/doomcomic/comic.php)!Watch the legendary Generic Doom Guy as he battles "big-mouthed floating thingies",utters such witty lines as "I've got a handful of vertebrae,and a headful of mad!",and even learns an important leason about protecting the environment.

The Elijya-Bots and I command you to read it!

[fifthfiend]

Prepare for...THE DOOM COMIC!Watch the legendary Generic Doom Guy as he battles "big-mouthed floating thingies",utters such witty lines as "I've got a handful of vertebrae,and a headful of mad!",and even learns an important leason about protecting the environment.


****, I'd buy it.

[The Hero]

http://www.nuklearpower.com/comics/041211.png

[Saph]

http://picayune.uclick.com/comics/crlib/2004/crlib040611.gif
http://picayune.uclick.com/comics/crlib/2004/crlib040614.gif
http://picayune.uclick.com/comics/crlib/2004/crlib040618.gif
http://picayune.uclick.com/comics/crlib/2004/crlib040622.gif

[Elijya]

click "watch this movie"

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/166521

[Elijya]

http://spacebrain.50megs.com/hsupm1.JPG
http://spacebrain.50megs.com/hsupm2.JPG

[Zev]

More Spidey Super stories:
http://www.spiderfan.org/comics/reviews/spiderman_super_stories/010-c.html
http://www.spiderfan.org/comics/reviews/spiderman_super_stories/010.html
http://www.spiderfan.org/comics/reviews/spiderman_super_stories/007-b.html
http://www.spiderfan.org/comics/reviews/spiderman_super_stories/033-c.html
http://www.spiderfan.org/comics/reviews/spiderman_super_stories/031.html
http://www.spiderfan.org/comics/reviews/spiderman_super_stories/007-c.html

Featuring the single greatest splash page of all time...

http://www.spiderfan.org/cgi-bin/cover.pl?80123,spiderman_super_stories,007-c.jpg

Spidey: Those arms are bad news!
Doc Ock: Here's a front page story for you -- it's a hug you won't forget!

If Metallica was in a Battle of the Bands playing Enter Sandman against Viking Kittens, it could not rock as much as that.

[The Hero]

You know what's kinda sad?The index of this thread only goes up to page 26.:o:D

[[Faustinas]]

http://www.spiderfan.org/cgi-bin/cover.pl?80123,spiderman_super_stories,007-c.jpg

http://mr-t.8k.com/Damnbal2.jpg

Mr. T says: I pity da fool who check out too many library books!

[DBM]

http://www.popcultureshock.com/viewer.php?type=features&id=875&p=1

[Elijya]

You know what's kinda sad?The index of this thread only goes up to page 26.:o:D

I got lazy. and stuff stopped happening as quickly

[The Hero]

http://www.spiderfan.org/cgi-bin/fun.pl?fmt=jpg&size=full&date=20041216

[The Hero]

http://www.popcultureshock.com/viewer.php?type=features&id=875&p=1
Oh man,thats good.Everybody read it right now.:up:

Do it.:mad:

[fifthfiend]

http://www.popcultureshock.com/viewer.php?type=features&id=875&p=1

Eh, what the hell...

http://www.popcultureshock.com/features/875/875_1.jpg

http://www.popcultureshock.com/features/875/875_2.jpg

http://www.popcultureshock.com/features/875/875_3.jpg

http://www.popcultureshock.com/features/875/875_4.jpg

http://www.popcultureshock.com/features/875/875_5.jpg

http://www.popcultureshock.com/features/875/875_6.jpg

[edit] huh, tried to post the images, but either one or none is showing. Well, whatever.

[Elijya]

http://www.viewaskew.com/chasingamy/images/artwork/comic/whcoon.gif

[Ben Urich]

Haha, shades of Teen Girl Squad :D

[Zev]

Who is that? The third Kraven son?

By the way, Elijya, I was wondering what your feelings were on Marvel Knights 4. You know, the "dark" Fantastic Four series?

[Elijya]

White Hating Coon is fictional comicbook made up for the movie Chasing Amy. if you've seen the movie, you should remember it, and if you haven't seen the movie, go rent it. now.

zev, I think 4 is a peice of ****, and I started a very large thread about it when the first issue hit the stands that is still one of my favorites. gimme a minute and I'll get the link

[Elijya]

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=98507

[Ben Urich]

The latest issue of 4 was really awesome :up:
The series as a whole is wildly inconsistent though. :(

[fifthfiend]

Sue looked dead sexy brandishing a shotgun.

That's about the only good that has come from that book.

[Zev]

White Hating Coon is fictional comicbook made up for the movie Chasing Amy. if you've seen the movie, you should remember it, and if you haven't seen the movie, go rent it. now.

Only after you watch Equilibrium.

[[Faustinas]]

Only after you watch Equilibrium.

Damn right! Buy that ****! :cool:

[Phoney Bone]

"Let's all fight crime together!"

"Yayyyyyyyy!!!!!!!"

[Elijya]

Only after you watch Equilibrium.


I owned it before you'd ever even heard of it :p :D

[Zev]

I owned it before you'd ever even heard of it :p :D

I bought it before you even knew it was out on DVD. And when the cashier said "Fifteen dollars please," I handed him the money and said "I pay it gladly."

[Elijya]

oh, yeah, well, I ****ed bale on the set of it! :mad:

[Zev]

oh, yeah, well, I ****ed bale on the set of it! :mad:

In the mouth or up the butt?

[Elijya]

both!

[Zev]

That makes you double homo.

[The Hero]

Well,this thread has gone into a weird direction...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v41/KaPers/Hype%20Pictures/SuperheroKypade.jpg

[Spidey-Bat]

i remember when this thread was funny :(

[[Faustinas]]

I'm scared Mommy.

[Elijya]

i remember when this thread was funny :(


then qwitcher*****in and add to the conversation!




http://cheston.com/pbf/PBF029ADGeniusSir.jpg

[[Faustinas]]

http://cheston.com/pbf/PBF029ADGeniusSir.jpg

That's disturbing lol

[Spidey-Bat]

then qwitcher*****in and add to the conversation!

I did before and you didn't like it.

[The Hero]

i remember when this thread was funny :(
Yes,but as Elijya pointed out a while back,the thread is only funny when he isn't getting laid.:(

http://cheston.com/pbf/PBF030ADAllenAlligator.jpg
http://cheston.com/pbf/PBF020ADGrammarWizard.jpg
http://cheston.com/pbf/PBF015ADFreakingVortex.jpg

[The Hero]

http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2004/20041124l.jpg

[Phoney Bone]

Post some TTT's, Eli.

[Zev]

Yes,but as Elijya pointed out a while back,the thread is only funny when he isn't getting laid.:(

Damn that Bale hussy!

[Elijya]

Post some TTT's, Eli.


my photobucket account is overflowing at present. Awhile back, they reduced the maximum you were allowed to host to way under what I was using. They didn't remove anything I already had there, but I can't add anymore

[Spidey-Bat]

my photobucket account is overflowing at present. Awhile back, they reduced the maximum you were allowed to host to way under what I was using. They didn't remove anything I already had there, but I can't add anymore


try

www.imageshack.us

u can always email me the pics and i can put them up on my photobucket account and pm them to u

[DBM]

This is kinda funny.

http://www.pvponline.com/archive/2004/pvp20041221.gif

Biblical Hawkman. :D

[DBM]

http://yirmumah.net/strips/yir20041122.jpg


Ah, that's what Joey Q is doing instead of Daredevil Father.

[Elijya]

just because T Rules

http://images.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/cg12212004/illumn8d1.jpg

[The Hero]

http://www.pvponline.com/archive/2004/pvp20040506.gif
http://www.pvponline.com/archive/2004/pvp20040511.gif
http://www.pvponline.com/archive/2004/pvp20040516.gif
http://www.pvponline.com/archive/2004/pvp20040518.gif
http://www.pvponline.com/archive/2004/pvp20040520.gif
http://www.pvponline.com/archive/2004/pvp20040521.gif


I was bored.:o

[fifthfiend]

http://www.robandelliot.cycomics.com/webcomics/2004/comic39.jpg

Your soul is mine!

[Zev]

Mortal Kombat was such an awesome movie. "Flawless victory!"

[[Faustinas]]

That's like my 8th grade wet dream lol

[The Hero]

http://cheston.com/pbf/PBF031AD806BirchStreet.jpg

[BrodieBruce]

still funny:up:

[The Hero]

http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2004/20041216l.jpg

[The Hero]

http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2004/20041217l.jpg

[The Hero]

http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2004/20041220l.jpg

[The Hero]

http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2004/20041222l.jpg

[The Hero]

http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2004/20041224l.jpg

[The Hero]

http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2004/20041226l.jpg

[Ben Urich]

Penny Arcade is all kinds of awesome :up:

[fifthfiend]

http://www.thismodernworld.org/blog/xmas.jpg

The preferred brand of Santa and all the world's good little girls and boys.

And speaking of holiday favorites --

It's the Star Wars "Life Day" Special!!! (http://www.looptvandfilm.com/blog/lifeday.mov)

[Zev]

http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2004/20041229l.jpg

This reminds me of a really stupid fanfic I read once. "Spider-Boy" or something. It was about a kid who watched Spider-Man 2 and got a blood transfusion from Tobey Maguire or something.

[Ben Urich]

http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2004/20041229l.jpg

This reminds me of a really stupid fanfic I read once. "Spider-Boy" or something. It was about a kid who watched Spider-Man 2 and got a blood transfusion from Tobey Maguire or something.

BRILLIANT! :up:

[Zev]

And from my own special brand...

http://img10.imgspot.com/u/05/0/13/ultimate3p08.gif

For more, check out Worst Moments in Comic Books tomorrow. For Gay Man!

[Elijya]

:down:

[Elijya]

in case anyone missed it

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=154326

[Unthinkable]

Congrats...Again. :up:

[Elijya]

may looks like a crack whore in that picture

[Zev]

:down:

I liked it better when you could only give thumbs up. It was like the seventies, with "Grazing In The Grass" playing and Ron Burgandy on our TV screens. Now you've got negative energy everywhere.

[Zev]

Worst Moments in Comic Books Presents: A Close Call

http://img10.imgspot.com/u/05/1/03/ultimate3p06.gif

[fifthfiend]

Hooray for Spider-Man-on-Man!

Also --

http://www.ghostcat.cycomics.com/03262003ghostcat.gif

Wax on!

[Elijya]

ok, that one was a little better, zev

[The Hero]

http://www.nuklearpower.com/comics/050101.png

[fifthfiend]

Since nobody ever posted them -- these 8-bit theatres were classic:

http://www.nuklearpower.com/comics/041218.png

http://www.nuklearpower.com/comics/041221.png

http://www.nuklearpower.com/comics/041223.png

[Zev]

Mistaken Identity

http://img12.imgspot.com/u/05/1/12/MistakenIdentity1.gif

http://img12.imgspot.com/u/05/1/12/MistakenIdentity2.gif

[DBM]

http://www.popcultureshock.com/features.php?id=884

[Elijya]

http://www.popcultureshock.com/features.php?id=884


lol

ouch



"angry sex?"
"yay!"

[fifthfiend]

Best J Jonah Jameson EVAR!