You are cool enough for the Exclusive The Hero, The Question, Zev & C.F. Kane thread

[Elijya]

hey guys, figured I'd abuse my scanner and share lots of cool **** with ya'll, but I figured it'd be better to put everything here then have new threads everytime. Hopefully, this will get sizable, and you guys can look through it and have a laugh whenever you want. I think It'll mainly be stuff from Toyfare, but other stuff will sneek in every once in awhile.

Let's start off nice and tasteless:


http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/torch_IW.jpg


here's a partial index of the thread. I'll try to expand and update as I can (which, as you can see, is not often)


Page 1: TTT: Borg invade spidey's house, lots of random pics
page 2: Toyfare big shots/george lucas + random pics
page 3: random pics, TTT: megoville election
page 4: TTT: Doc Ock/Aunt May wedding
Page 5: random pics, TTT: Doom's Roats, TTT: That 70's TTT
page 6: TTT: Marvel Legends invade Megoville
page 7: TTT: spidey crushes Jawas with Thor's hammer, TTT: Famous Covers invade megoville part 1
page 8: TTT: Famous Covers invade megoville part 2, edited Spidey newspaper strips
page 9: TTT: Christmas, Top 10 politically incorrect Heroes and Villains
page 10: random pics
page 11: rock, paper, Saddam! random pics
page 12: altered comic covers, random pics
page 13: Cyclops custom sequence, random pics
page 14: TTT: Avengers Mansion tour
page 15: Spider-Man vs Chairman
page 16: a conversation that went on longer than it should have about Chairman, EMFTOFTCCOTMB mission statement, TTT: Doom gets a job at the baxter building
page 17: anagramed movie posters, Mr. Wiggles strips
page 18: more Mr. Wiggles, more anagramed movies
page 19: Morrison vs Millar, mixed up movie quotes, Bendis meets Stan Lee and Scotty
page 20: some stupid noobs repost the spidey strips, Iron Thor, Herr Logan reveals his arachnophobia, Nightwing dishes about bent penises. Marvl Sex Chart
page 21: Some Wizard Top Ten Lists
page 22: Fantastic Four Exposed, When Superpets Go Bad, More Wizard Top Ten Lists, Some random pics, Versus Columns, Pikachu in Psylocke's Crotch
page 23: Undercovers
page 24: Undercovers of the future
page 25: Clerk's Hype Comics, TTT Smurfs, TTT We're all just toys
page 26: TTT Trek or Treat, TTT Mego Super Heroes The Secret Wars
page 174-5: Civil War Banners

[Elijya]

and follow it up equally...

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/sues_wedding.jpg

[TheCorpulent1]

Hehe, Johnny looks more like the Human Tomato than the Human Torch. :D

EDIT: Damn you, now what I used to have here doesn't make sense!! :mad:

[Elijya]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/absolutironman.jpg

[Elijya]

Originally posted by TheCorpulent1
Hehe, Johnny looks more like the Human Tomato than the Human Torch. :D

EDIT: Damn you, now what I used to have here doesn't make sense!! :mad: it does now, I had to resize it. quitcher*****in

[Elijya]

wow, quick edit

[TheCorpulent1]

Fastest clicker in the West. :p

Except I live in the East. :o

[X]

Originally posted by Elijya
http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/absolutironman.jpg

Bwhahahhaha! I think I've found a new avatar and title. :D :up:

Keep up the good work man. :D

[Elijya]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/TTTusual_suspects.jpg

[Elijya]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/TTTborg1.jpg

[Elijya]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/TTTborg2.jpg

[Elijya]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/TTTborg3.jpg

[Elijya]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/TTTborg4.jpg

[Elijya]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/TTTborg5.jpg

[Elijya]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/TTTborg6.jpg

[Elijya]

this settles the Hawkeye vs Green Arrow argument once and for all


http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/hawkeye.jpg

[The Hero]

LMAO.Keep 'em coming,Elijya.:up:

[The Hero]

And why does Luke Cage look like a crack head?:confused:

[Cyclops]

Because druuuuugs, and a-kahol... have ruined his life.

[Elijya]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/voyager1.jpg

[Elijya]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/Big_shot_Sandman.jpg

[Elijya]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/Big_shot_xmen.jpg

[Elijya]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/trix.jpg

[Elijya]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/sake.jpg

[Elijya]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/bigshots/george0.jpg

[Elijya]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/bigshots/bigshot1.jpg

[Elijya]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/bigshots/bigshot2.jpg

[Elijya]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/bigshots/bigshot3.jpg

[Elijya]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/bigshots/bigshot4.jpg

[Elijya]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/bigshots/bigshot5.jpg

[Elijya]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/bigshots/bigshot6.jpg

[Elijya]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/bigshots/bigshot7.jpg

[Elijya]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/bigshots/bigshot8.jpg

[Elijya]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/bigshots/bigshot9.jpg

[Elijya]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/bigshots/bigshot10.jpg

[Elijya]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/bigshots/bigshot11.jpg

[Len N. Wallace]

Originally posted by Elijya
http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/absolutironman.jpg
Wow... Doesn't get much better than that...

[Elijya]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/reedlabel.jpg

[Quentin Black]

This thread is brilliant

[Al Frocks]

hahahaah....thats funny...:up:

lol

:up::)

[Elijya]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/colossus.jpg

[Elijya]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/rogue.jpg

[Quentin Black]

I swear some of these are too rude to be in a toy magazine...

[The Amazing Lee]

Originally posted by Elijya
http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/colossus.jpg
ROFL!!!

Best thread ever! :up:

[TheCorpulent1]

"Crom! I mean--Heimdall's eyes!!"

BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :D

[Default36]

God i love twisted toyfare, its just the most brilliant thing ever but i dont know if anything can top Absolut Iron Man.

Did anyone ever get the Twisted Toyfare vol 2 where Thing dumps Xavier out of his wheelchair and says, "I DO IT CAUSE ME MAKES ME LAUGH HAW HAW HAW!!!"

Or whenever someone tries to talk to Cyclops all he can say is that He has optic vision contained by his ruby quartz visors and Xavier smacks him and calls him a little *****.

that and when Spiderman meets Skeletor and He-Man and tries to convince Skeletor that Prince Adam IS He-Man

[DBM]

Keep it up. This **** is hilarious. Maybe if I ever get around to buying a scanner I'll help out. I have all of the Toyfares.

[Elijya]

glad to see it's appreciated. I've about 15 toyfares left to go through to look for cream (I'm only choosing the best) then I have to do TTT by TTT

[Elijya]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/yoda.jpg

[Elijya]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/IM.jpg

[Elijya]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/spite.jpg

[Elijya]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/zombie.jpg

[Elijya]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/heman.jpg

[Elijya]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/ben_and_matt.jpg

[Herr Logan]

Like I told Elijya before, Twisted Toyfare Theater is mankind's greatest achievement in history.

I don't have all the individual issues, just the collected TPBs. There's a-gonna be a new 'un soon 'nuff!

[Phoney Bone]

Originally posted by Elijya
hey guys, figured I'd abuse my scanner and share lots of cool **** with ya'll, but I figured it'd be better to put everything here then have new threads everytime. Hopefully, this will get sizable, and you guys can look through it and have a laugh whenever you wan I think It'll mainly be stuff from Toyfare, but othe stuff will sneek in every once in awhile.

Let's start off nice and tasteless:


http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/torch_IW.jpg Sick and awesome!:D

[Phoney Bone]

Originally posted by Elijya
http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/colossus.jpg YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!

[Phoney Bone]

Originally posted by Elijya
http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/trix.jpg God. Toyfare is the funniest thing ever.:D

[The Hero]

I love this thread.:D :D :D

[DBM]

Here's a couple I scanned in a while back that I've always liked

http://img26.photobucket.com/albums/v77/DBMstuff/Big_Shot_2.jpg

http://img26.photobucket.com/albums/v77/DBMstuff/Big_Shot_5.jpg

[The Hero]

Originally posted by Elijya
http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/absolutironman.jpg My feeble mind doesn't get it.:(

[newnoiseimage]

tony stark is iron man, tony stark used to have a drinking problem, the ad is a knock off of an absolut ad, absolut is alcohol, vodka....... anything yet?

[The Hero]

Ah.:o

[The Hero]

Originally posted by Elijya
http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/yoda.jpg LOL:D

[Herr Logan]

Elijya brings enlightenment to us all.

[Elijya]

Originally posted by Herr Logan
Elijya brings enlightenment to us all.

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/eli_as_spider.jpg

[Elijya]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Bisontruck.jpg

[Elijya]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/GI.jpg

[TheCorpulent1]

Haha. :up:

That reminds me, if anyone hasn't seen the Fensler GI Joe PSAs, they're great:
http://www.fenslerfilm.com/?sec=video

Sorry to intrude on the scanning. Please, continue with the Elijya show. :)

[Elijya]

damn straight you're intruding :mad:




now feel the love and listen to the kitty
http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/kitten_Eli.jpg

[Elijya]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/TTTelec1.jpg

[Elijya]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/TTTelec2.jpg

[Elijya]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/TTTelec3.jpg

[Elijya]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/TTTelec4.jpg

[Elijya]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/TTTelec5.jpg

[Elijya]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/TTTelec6.jpg

[Elijya]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/TTTelec7.jpg

[Phoney Bone]

"This page presented in Bendis-Vision".

Ouch.:D

[X]

Keep up the good work Elijya. :D :up:

[Herr Logan]

Bendis-Vision... Haw!

Elijya, the kitty speaks the truth. :up:

[DBM]

I'm usin' da cosmic bowflex

That is hilarious.

[Blue Lantern]

Oh, sweet heavenly crap, I haven't laughed that much in at least day. Don't stop, Elijya, don't ever stop.

[The Hero]

*sheds tears of joy*:D

[DBM]

I have officially changed my location to "Usin' da Cosmic Bowflex"

[Elijya]

yes! I have a hit. Unfortunately, gotta stop right now, have work to go to

[The Hero]

Want me to post the stuff you posted in that other thread?

[Démon]

ROTFLMFGDAO!

[Elijya]

Originally posted by The Hero
Want me to post the stuff you posted in that other thread?

please

this thread is open to everyone, but let's keep it funny, and comic related

[Elijya]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/goth.jpg

[Elijya]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/TTTOck01.jpg

[Elijya]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/TTTOck02.jpg

[Elijya]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/TTTOck03.jpg

[Elijya]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/TTTOck04.jpg

[Elijya]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/TTTOck05.jpg

[Elijya]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/TTTOck06.jpg

[Elijya]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/TTTOck07.jpg

[Elijya]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/TTTOck08.jpg

[Elijya]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/TTTOck09.jpg

[Elijya]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/TTTOck10.jpg

[X]

Bwhahhahahahaha! I'm almost crying! :D :up:

[Elijya]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/SM_animated.jpg

[X]

:D

Never have I seen so much hilarity on one page. :D :up:

[Elijya]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/battle_chasers.jpg

[Elijya]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/urban_legends.jpg

[TheCorpulent1]

How IS the Hova supposed to afford his bling?? :D :up:

[Elijya]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/xmen.jpg

[Elijya]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/cap.jpg

[Elijya]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/cyclops.jpg

[Elijya]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/trans.jpg

[Ben Urich]

Yeah the Aunt May wedding one is probably my favorite thing TTT has ever done, largely because of Hulk's cameo :up: :D :D

[Elijya]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/TTTroast1.jpg

[Elijya]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/TTTroast2.jpg

[Elijya]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/TTTroast3.jpg

[Elijya]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/TTTroast4.jpg

[Elijya]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/TTTroast5.jpg

[Elijya]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/TTTroast6.jpg

[Elijya]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/TTTroast7.jpg

[captainrogers]

"hey doom, yer mother's a HOOR!"

LMAO......Genious!

[Elijya]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/akira.jpg

[SHELBY_LOWRIE]

Originally posted by Elijya
http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/absolutironman.jpg

ha ha....he has a drinking problem....woo..good times with vodka

[SHELBY_LOWRIE]

this is some funny ****

[Herr Logan]

"My Big Fat FAT Wedding" is the most wrong of all Twisted Toyfare Theater. God damn, that's funny. I hadn't seen "If This Be My Roast" yet. Keep 'em comin' Elijya!

[Blue Lantern]

Pure comedy gold.

[The Hero]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/70s_TTT_1.jpg
http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/70s_TTT_2.jpg
http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/70s_TTT_3.jpg
http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/70s_TTT_4.jpg
http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/70s_TTT_5.jpg
http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/70s_TTT_6.jpg

[The Hero]

"Somebody saaaaaaaaave Hulk..."LMFAO:up::D







http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/dd.jpg

[Herr Logan]

Sweet Lawdy Christmas, that's funny. "That 70's TTT" has one of the best endings ever. As far as I'm concerned, TTT is the only thing about both Wizard and Marvel Comics that is still of excellent quality today. I hear tell there'll be a 4th collection volume this month or sometime soon? Anyone know for sure?

[Quentin Black]

This is great Elijyas keep them coming, we don't get this magazine over here.

[Herr Logan]

Toyfare's probably the only Wizard publication that's still worth sending overseas anyway.

[Elijya]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/Toyfare01.jpg

[Elijya]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/Toyfare02.jpg

[Elijya]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/Toyfare03.jpg

[Elijya]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/Toyfare04.jpg

[Elijya]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/Toyfare05.jpg

[Elijya]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/Toyfare06.jpg

[Elijya]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/Toyfare07.jpg

[Elijya]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/Toyfare08.jpg

[Elijya]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/Toyfare09.jpg

[Phoney Bone]

Originally posted by Elijya
http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/SM_animated.jpg I have this one. Absolutly brilliant!:D

[Phoney Bone]

Originally posted by Mr. X
Bwhahhahahahaha! I'm almost crying! :D :up: The Mysterio parts of that story were the best.:D

Drawing on him, escaping, drinking the wine.:D

[Phoney Bone]

"Poor Daredevil." I love how they always bring up the blind thing.:D

[Phoney Bone]

Originally posted by The Hero
"Somebody saaaaaaaaave Hulk..."LMFAO:up::D







http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/dd.jpg I have that printed out and taped to my door.:D

[Herr Logan]

God damn... it keeps gettin' better. Spidey's wearing web-shooters!

[Guyverjay]

Originally posted by Elijya
http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/Toyfare04.jpg

bwhahahahhaa

[Herr Logan]

"On collective, we had to stand in line for hours for extra butt-hole." Ah, the mutant Yackov Smirnoff.

[Elijya]

hey, I'm having lots of fun, but can you guys contribute too?

[Elijya]

http://www.theforce.net/humor/toyfare/images/h_tf_censored.jpg

[Elijya]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/killbill.jpg

[Herr Logan]

Originally posted by Elijya
hey, I'm having lots of fun, but can you guys contribute too?

I have no scanner, or else I'd trot out volumes 1-3 and scan the ones you didn't get to yet. :(

[Herr Logan]

Originally posted by Elijya
http://www.theforce.net/humor/toyfare/images/h_tf_censored.jpg

Thanks. I had forgotten what you looked like. :p

[The Hero]

Yeah,this doesn't count.I know.:o

http://www.nuklearpower.com/comics/031016.png
http://www.nuklearpower.com/comics/031018.png

[Elijya]

Doom rules :up:

[The Hero]

Originally posted by Elijya
Doom rules :up: So does 8-bit Theater.:o

[Phoney Bone]

Holy **** where'd you get those? Absolutly hilarious.:D

[X]

Bwhahahhaha! :D :up:

[Elijya]

http://www.seanbaby.com/stupid/comicads/salve02.jpg
Effectiveness: 10/10
You can earn a rifle. A gorilla-killing rifle. Starting now, the rest of my life is narrowed down to two goals: Goal one is selling you some salve or whatever, and goal two is killing gorillas from the back of my live pony. If you see anyone at any time doing anything else, that's not me.

Radness of Zoo Regulations: 9/10
If there was really a zoo cool enough to leave the gorilla cages open and let little boys and girls come in fully armed, Mickey Mouse would have to give out free blowjobs to keep Disneyland from going bankrupt.

Creepy Picture of a Moon Man Saying, "WE TRUST YOU"?
http://www.seanbaby.com/stupid/comicads/salve02d.jpg
Yes.


http://www.seanbaby.com/stupid/comicads/salve02c.jpg
The fact that the gorilla immediately recognized the children's weapons means it's probably been shot many, many times.

[Spider Jerusalem]

lol

[Elijya]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/hostess.jpg

[X]

:D :up:

Keep em' coming. :D

[Elijya]

quit being a ***** and help out, X!

[X]

I don't have any. :o :(

I could host them if you want me to though... :(

[Elijya]

well, then find some funny **** on the net!

[Elijya]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/TTT021.jpg

[Elijya]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/TTT022.jpg

[Elijya]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/TTT023.jpg

[Elijya]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/TTT024.jpg

[Elijya]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/TTTfamous_covers01.jpg

[Elijya]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/TTTfamous_covers02.jpg

[Elijya]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/TTTfamous_covers03.jpg

[Elijya]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/TTTfamous_covers04.jpg

[Elijya]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/TTTfamous_covers05.jpg

[Zenien]

NEST ISSUE PLEASE:eek:

[Quentin Black]

This is great.

[Herr Logan]

http://www.seanbaby.com/hostess/images/daredev1.jpg
http://www.seanbaby.com/hostess/images/cappy1.jpg
http://www.seanbaby.com/hostess/images/hulk1.jpg

[Phoney Bone]

Dude they took the Spidey comics off.

Man, that's dumb.:rolleyes:

[Dew k. Mosi]

they had cuss words. What do you want me to? Lose my job?

[X]

They were so funny though. The whole chimney thing had me in tears. :mad: :D ;)

[Phoney Bone]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
they had cuss words. What do you want me to? Lose my job? Aw man, lots of pics have curses in them though. :(

And how great was "Half Spider-Man, Half Asian?"

[Herr Logan]

They were somewhat funny, but also very stupid. TTT is tasteless enough. Don't spoil the thread by rebelling against the oppressive rule of the Hype when we can easily find less (slightly less, if we're diligent) offensive forms of entertainment to enjoy.

[DBM]

The jawa smashing one is one of my favorites. I love that one.

[Herr Logan]

"Ooh, that one was full of corn!"

[Ben Urich]

I got scans coming up :up:

[Ben Urich]

http://img24.photobucket.com/albums/v73/incurock31/bigshots.jpg

[Ben Urich]

http://img24.photobucket.com/albums/v73/incurock31/batssupes.jpg

[Herr Logan]

Don't be givin' ol' Matt Murdock any sass-back!

[Phoney Bone]

I love how they make fun of blind people with Daredevil. For some reason, it never gets old.:D

[Blue Lantern]

Batman's eating newspaper. Precious!

[Elijya]

Dew sent me the URLs for the spidey strips, I'm gonna edit and repost them later, now, here's the sequel to the Famous Covers TTT

[Elijya]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/TTTfamous_covers06.jpg

[Elijya]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/TTTfamous_covers07.jpg

[Elijya]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/TTTfamous_covers08.jpg

[Elijya]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/TTTfamous_covers09.jpg

[Elijya]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/TTTfamous_covers10.jpg

[Elijya]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/TTTfamous_covers11.jpg

[TheCorpulent1]

Originally posted by Elijya
http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/TTTfamous_covers07.jpg
Wow, Thor looks eerily similar to a Ken doll in that car. :eek:

[Elijya]

behold! edited spidey strips!

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/spidey01.jpg

[Elijya]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/spidey06.jpg

[Elijya]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/spidey11.jpg

[Elijya]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/spidey16.jpg

[Phoney Bone]

Thanks.:D

Wolvie "Mrph-Mrmph?"

"Angry Kangaroo sound, Angry Kangaroo sound!"

[The Hero]

Originally posted by Elijya
http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/Toyfare/TTTfamous_covers11.jpg :D

[The Hero]

http://www.nuklearpower.com/comics/020522.gif

[Ben Urich]

http://www.allnerdreview.com/images/ML5x.jpg
:D

EDIT -image courtest of www.allnerdreview.com

[The Hero]

Heh.:)

[Ben Urich]

http://www.allnerdreview.com/images/ML5xxx.jpg


EDIT -image courtest of www.allnerdreview.com

[X]

Bwhahahha! :D :up:

[Herr Logan]

Haw!

[Phoney Bone]

Originally posted by Ben Urich
http://www.allnerdreview.com/images/ML5xxx.jpg Her forehead's HUGE!

[Herr Logan]

I think that Asian bride was actually ordered by the Leader and FedEx mixed things up.

[Default36]

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-6/737098/ttt1.jpg

[Default36]

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-6/737098/ttt2.jpg

[Default36]

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-6/737098/ttt3.jpg

[Default36]

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-6/737098/ttt4.jpg

[Default36]

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-6/737098/ttt44.jpg

[Herr Logan]

Yes!

[Default36]

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-6/737098/ttt6.jpg

[Blue Lantern]

Diagnosis: Hilarious

[X]

:D :up:

[Phoney Bone]

Originally posted by Default36
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-6/737098/ttt1.jpg LOL. The last panel is great!:D

[Ben Urich]

Wtf is Sue saying to Ben you bastard :mad:

[Elijya]

fans of mine, vote for me here! http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=121660

[The Hero]

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/poliutically_incorrect1.jpg
http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/poliutically_incorrect2.jpg
http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/poliutically_incorrect3.jpg

[Elijya]

thanks, guys, my dumbass brother de-commisioned the comp with the scqanner for the time being. KEEP THIS THREAD GOING!

[Tropico]

Originally posted by Ben Urich
Wtf is Sue saying to Ben you bastard :mad:

YEAH, WHAT!!

[Herr Logan]

SUE (referring to Ben staring at her chest): It still says "four", Ben. Why do you keep checking.

BEN: Oh, no reason.


I remember that Wizard list, The Hero. Kick ass!

[Elijya]

hey! he's just reposting what I scanned last week! give me credit! Hero's cool, but he just follows me around and copies me. that's why he's cool

[Herr Logan]

You did?

Forgive me, great Elijya. :o

I nominated you, by the way. Good luck. :up:

[Elijya]

excellent....

[The Hero]

http://www.seanbaby.com/stupid/comicads/wildroot02.jpg
Effectiveness: 9/10
Holy ****. I don't know what the hell happened in this comic, but I do know I don't have even close to enough Wildroot Cream-Oil in my hair.

Accurate Portrayal of Police Procedure: 4/10
http://www.seanbaby.com/stupid/comicads/wildroot02c.jpg
"*****, I don't think they're going to hand me a pistol and thank me for my hair just because I have an oily head."

Bonus Scalp Health Facts: 7/10
In case you weren't convinced you need hair oil from that insane story about racecars, take the Wildroot Cream-Oil at-home test. Just scrape the top of your head with something sharp, and if chunks of it fall off, you need the soothing hair cream that moisturizes your scalp and always places you above police suspicion.

http://www.seanbaby.com/stupid/comicads/wildroot02b.jpg
"Hey, officer, did you notice the man that was just horribly killed in a car crash? Maybe you ought to wait until you've finished scraping him off the road before you start in on how attractive I am."

[ZombieONE]

.

[Elijya]

what the hell was that for?

[Herr Logan]

:)

If I could think of a fable or parable that featured a struggle between a twisted man and a stupid man, I would. For now, I shall simply grin. :D

[ZombieONE]

.

[Herr Logan]

You changed your post!

Maybe I am a fairy. :(

The Beating Fairy. :)

[ZombieONE]

.

[AllNerdReview]

Just like to note the Ben Urich took his last 2 images from AllNerdReview.com.

Credit where credit is due. Disappointing that I'm uncredited.

[Ben Urich]

Originally posted by AllNerdReview
Just like to note the Ben Urich took his last 2 images from AllNerdReview.com.

Credit where credit is due. Disappointing that I'm uncredited.

Whoa dude, mybad, I'm a big fan of yours and will definitely edit my posts.
All apologies, man.

[The Hero]

Originally posted by AllNerdReview
Just like to note the Ben Urich took his last 2 images from AllNerdReview.com.

Credit where credit is due. Disappointing that I'm uncredited. If anyone wanted to know where it came from,they could just right-click it.And it's not as if he was passing it off as his own.Shouldn't it please you that other people are enjoying what your site puts out?

[Ben Urich]

Haha there are cool :D
http://www.wizarduniverse.com/_gfx_/magazines/toyfare/TF20040607-bigshotL.gif
http://www.wizarduniverse.com/_gfx_/magazines/toyfare/TF20040608-bigshotL.gif
http://www.wizarduniverse.com/_gfx_/magazines/toyfare/TF20040609-bigshotL.gif

[The Hero]

http://www.wizarduniverse.com/_gfx_/magazines/toyfare/TF20040608-bigshotL.gif

:D

[Phoney Bone]

Originally posted by The Hero
http://www.seanbaby.com/stupid/comicads/wildroot02.jpg
Effectiveness: 9/10
Holy ****. I don't know what the hell happened in this comic, but I do know I don't have even close to enough Wildroot Cream-Oil in my hair.

Accurate Portrayal of Police Procedure: 4/10
http://www.seanbaby.com/stupid/comicads/wildroot02c.jpg
"*****, I don't think they're going to hand me a pistol and thank me for my hair just because I have an oily head."

Bonus Scalp Health Facts: 7/10
In case you weren't convinced you need hair oil from that insane story about racecars, take the Wildroot Cream-Oil at-home test. Just scrape the top of your head with something sharp, and if chunks of it fall off, you need the soothing hair cream that moisturizes your scalp and always places you above police suspicion.

http://www.seanbaby.com/stupid/comicads/wildroot02b.jpg
"Hey, officer, did you notice the man that was just horribly killed in a car crash? Maybe you ought to wait until you've finished scraping him off the road before you start in on how attractive I am." BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!:D

[Phoney Bone]

http://www.wizarduniverse.com/_gfx_/magazines/toyfare/TF20040608-bigshotL.gif

Ohhhhhhhh........Nice.:D

[AllNerdReview]

Thanks for fixing it up, cap'n. You rock pants for sharing the bounty of ANR!

I'm just a bit sensitive to image posting on message boards as there have been a few painful incidences that sucked a LOT of bandwidth and left me with nothing to show for it. I in no way meant to imply that you were plagiarizing or stealing... I just wanted to see my name in lights!

Now, let's all have a round of pants! Cool boards and cool thread!

[Elijya]

ah, thanks for the compliment of my thread. don't worry, we come with the best of intentions. and cheese. we come with cheese

[Spidey-Bat]

these are very funny. Especiall the one with Etrigan.

[Kenny Eugene McCall]

One of these mother****ing days, Toyfare is going to do some messed-up Good Cartoons go Bad or Twisted Toyfare Theatre storyline featuring Jem and Barbie, and I'm going to pee in my pants looking at it!

[Elijya]

Originally posted by Kenny Eugene McCall
One of these mother****ing days, Toyfare is going to do some messed-up Good Cartoons go Bad or Twisted Toyfare Theatre storyline featuring Jem and Barbie, and I'm going to pee in my pants looking at it!


so....you're into watersports?

[Elijya]

http://www.projectcustom.com/coolstuff/accolades/electro1/hex3.jpg

[Herr Logan]

Watersports, Eli. Urine is watersports. Scat is feces. :)

[Elijya]

uh, that's what I said

[Spidey-Bat]

Originally posted by Elijya
http://www.projectcustom.com/coolstuff/accolades/electro1/hex3.jpg

i remember that one