The Official Batman Begins Caption This! Version 2

[Obsidian]

I can't find the other thread I made so I'm making a new one. Hopefully this will brighten everyone's mood in light of the recent events.

I'll start:
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Neeson: I need to speak to the Jedi Council. The situation has become much more complicated.

Bale: Wrong movie, dickwad!

Neeson: Oh, sorry.

*poor attempt, but a good start

[Gamera]

heh :up:

[Obsidian]

the pictures are in spanish39's thread if anyone is wondering:o

[Gamera]

i think i said it before, but i love your avatar
hector kicked ass

[Obsidian]

thanks:)

DON'T LET THIS THREAD DIE!!!!!!!!!!

[Gamera]

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Ducard: Tell me, Bruce. Is my mustache kinda gay looking? Cause i'm all macho, you know? GRRR.

Bruce: Ehh...yeah. It is gay looking.

Ducard: OMG! SHUT UP, YOU B***CH!

[redneckgoliath]

Bruce: I'm sorry , sir, this is a non-smoking area. You'll have to put that out.

Ducard: Oh come on, that joke is so old!

Bruce: Sir, don't make me hit you with my sword.

[Gamera]

Interesting signature.

[zer00]

ducard: cool smoke effect huh.

bruce: you disgust me.

ducard: why?....hey want to know who I really am?

bruce: I can already tell by looking at you.

[redneckgoliath]

Originally posted by Gamera
Interesting signature.


Old joke between a friend and myself after a large gruesome Taco Bell related accident.

[Gamera]

OK, cool.
Didn't mean to sound all touchy.
Tacos rule, though i just ordered a large double cheese, sausage and mushroom pizza.

[blueboy]

we need to get Bats at the top of the favorite superhero voting poll on the main page!

[DarkKnightJRK]

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Bale: You like movies about gladiators?

[Gamera]

ROFL!
Airplane rules!

[DarkKnightJRK]

Originally posted by Gamera
ROFL!
Airplane rules!

Indeed it does. :cool:

[Obsidian]

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Wayne: Let me pass and I'll give you anything you want!

Ducard: Anything?

Wayne: What do you want? Money? Women? ........Men?

:D;)

[DarkKnightJRK]

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Neeson: Hug me you son of a b***h!

[Artos]

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Ducard: You fight with the strengh of many men, Dark Knight. I wish for you to join me. ....

[The Gifted One]

family guy

[batmanblinks]

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*MUSIC IN THE BACKGROUND*

R E S P E C T- Aretha Franklin.

[antmanx68]

Originally posted by batmanblinks
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Bale: C'mon, puff puff pass!

Liam: UUuuuHhhhHhHh.... I - cant - move.

[Boom]

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Ducard: "I'M SAAAAMOOOOOKIIIN'!!!!!!"

[Bud Dwyer]

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Ducard: Dude, where's my car?
Wayne: I don't know dude, where's your car?
Ducard: Dude....where's my car?
Wayne: Where's your car, dude?

[JTIZZLEVILLE]

Bruce: Hey, your mustache looks alot like Ra's.

Ducard: (nervous) Um, I do not know of this Ra's of which you speak.

[Boom]

Bat_truck, you might want to use SPOILER tags for your caption, so people don't get upset.

[zer00]

Ducard: hey what happened to clooney?

bruce: shhhh. it's a restart.

[Boom]

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Bruce: "I must go find other pictures to caption."

;)

[Spyda-Man]

^ best one yet

[Batjml]

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Bruce: "Damn it, without my glasses I can't jack back into the Matrix."

[Batjml]

/\ Bruce started heading home when he found out that that Rapunzal chick's hair wasn't all that strong.

[MST3K 4ever]

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Bruce Wayne sees Joel Schumacher on his estate ground and decides it's time for Mr. Schumacher to be hung from the highest tree at Wayne Manor.

:batman:

[Obsidian]

:up:

[NOFX]

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Ducard: Where's Hayden Christensen?
Bruce: I killed him!!!:mad:

[patrickbateman]

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Liam: Go to http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox_searchlight/kinsey/ and check out the trailer form my new movie :D

Bale: Why?

Liam:Cause I'm Ducard and you have to listen to me okay!

Bale: Say Ducard did you happen to catch the new Phil collins CD it really rocks you know.:cool:

[MST3K 4ever]

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Ducard: Oh great...I get to be the "old wise mentor" to another "young guy"...I mean when will someone be a mentor to me you know. I don't have all the answers you know! There are somethings you just have to learn on your own!

Wayne: Lighten up....When was the last time you got laid?

:batman:

[JTIZZLEVILLE]

um, this may sound stupid but....how do you post pictures?

[Orko Is King]

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Batman:Where's my ****ing teaser trailer?!

Crane:I swear, it was on the DTS disc!

[Boom]

Hehehehe.

[Spidey 2007]

HAAH, very good!

[Two-Face]

Funny stuff guys!!:D

[Boom]

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Crane switched Batman's regular coffee with Folger's decaffeinated coffee crystals. Let's watch.

[MST3K 4ever]

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Batman: All-right Crane...one more time.

Crane: I promise I will never draw another picture of you with nipples on your bat-suit...I swear!

[Boom]

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Batman: "June 17th 2005 is so far away."

[MST3K 4ever]

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It's those little power naps that help Batman stay on top of crime in Gotham City.

[JTIZZLEVILLE]

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Crane: I swear I never even messed with Katie Holmes

[JTIZZLEVILLE]

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[JTIZZLEVILLE]

Batman: Oh great, I know what happened last time I was in Axis Chemicals.

[Two-Face]

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Batman: Where is Joel Schumacher?

Crane: I don't know

[Robin lays eggs]

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Batman: Holy crap, I just wet myself!

[Robin lays eggs]

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Fox: Bruce......................I'm God.



(Only people who have seen the movie Bruce Almighty will get that one)

[Robin lays eggs]

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Crap, a marble floor...who's idea was this?

[Robin lays eggs]

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C'mon, Katie, take a good look at me....I'm Batman, baby, c'mon!

[Two-Face]

Originally posted by Robin lays eggs
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Fox: Bruce......................I'm God.



(Only people who have seen the movie Bruce Almighty will get that one)

I seen very funny joke

[Batsman]

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Alfred: "My understanding of Bruce only goes as far as the pleasure. When it comes to the pain I'm like any other bloke - I don't want to know."

:p

[Obsidian]

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Batman:Where's my ****ing wisdom teeth?!

[The Only Woj]

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Ducard: Put on the mask.

Bruce: Why?

Ducard: For your protection ...

Bruce: Against what?

Ducard: Just do it, it's part of your training.

Bruce: Ok.

Ducard: Can you feel it?

Bruce: Feel what? What is that smell?

Ducard: It's guano. That's right Bruce, it is bat poo ... poo from the animal you fear!

Bruce: No.

Ducard: YES!

Bruce: No, it's mayonnaise. Really.

Ducard: Theatricality and deception are powerful agents.

Bruce: But you didn't decieve me at all, it was rather obvious actually.

Ducard: So you say. Why don't you have a look down.

Bruce: My pants! They're gone!!

Ducard: You haven't beaten me. You've sacrificed sure footing for a killing stroke.

Bruce: What are you talking about? Where have my pants gone?

Ducard: Surely you must know. Don't rub your arms, rub your chest. Your arms'll take care of themselves.

Bruce: What kind of training is this?

Ducard: Burrito.

Bruce: What?

Ducard: My belt. It contains ingrediants for a spicy burrito the natives have nicknamed "La Chupacabra".

Bruce: What does all this mean.

Ducard: You forget, your pants are GONE!

Bruce: So what you're saying is ...

Ducard: Bam!

Bruce: What?

Ducard: Did you hear that?

Bruce: You said Bam.

Ducard: No, something slammed outside.

Bruce: No, I'm quite sure you just said the word Bam.

Ducard: I will have to take this into consideration when I address the council.

Bruce: But what about the rest of my training, and where are my damn pants?!

Ducard: Climb the Easter slopes and bring me the pants of a Mormon, then I will give you a burrito and your training will continue.

Bruce: But, it's cold and my pants are ...

Ducard: Your pants were never gone. You are actually tripping on acid as we speak. You are actually in the parking lot of a Starbucks.

Bruce: No.

Ducard: Correct, but seriously, bring me some Mormon pants, I hear they are crafty knitters.

[Robin lays eggs]

Dude that is hilarious man. You should do a comic routine or something.

[zer00]

Originally posted by The Only Woj
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Ducard: Put on the mask.

Bruce: Why?

Ducard: For your protection ...

Bruce: Against what?

Ducard: Just do it, it's part of your training.

Bruce: Ok.

Ducard: Can you feel it?

Bruce: Feel what? What is that smell?

Ducard: It's guano. That's right Bruce, it is bat poo ... poo from the animal you fear!

Bruce: No.

Ducard: YES!

Bruce: No, it's mayonnaise. Really.

Ducard: Theatricality and deception are powerful agents.

Bruce: But you didn't decieve me at all, it was rather obvious actually.

Ducard: So you say. Why don't you have a look down.

Bruce: My pants! They're gone!!

Ducard: You haven't beaten me. You've sacrificed sure footing for a killing stroke.

Bruce: What are you talking about? Where have my pants gone?

Ducard: Surely you must know. Don't rub your arms, rub your chest. Your arms'll take care of themselves.

Bruce: What kind of training is this?

Ducard: Burrito.

Bruce: What?

Ducard: My belt. It contains ingrediants for a spicy burrito the natives have nicknamed "La Chupacabra".

Bruce: What does all this mean.

Ducard: You forget, your pants are GONE!

Bruce: So what you're saying is ...

Ducard: Bam!

Bruce: What?

Ducard: Did you hear that?

Bruce: You said Bam.

Ducard: No, something slammed outside.

Bruce: No, I'm quite sure you just said the word Bam.

Ducard: I will have to take this into consideration when I address the council.

Bruce: But what about the rest of my training, and where are my damn pants?!

Ducard: Climb the Easter slopes and bring me the pants of a Mormon, then I will give you a burrito and your training will continue.

Bruce: But, it's cold and my pants are ...

Ducard: Your pants were never gone. You are actually tripping on acid as we speak. You are actually in the parking lot of a Starbucks.

Bruce: No.

Ducard: Correct, but seriously, bring me some Mormon pants, I hear they are crafty knitters.

OH my god.

I'm crying after laughing SOOOO hard. that was funny as hell.

[The Only Woj]

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Crane: HOLY ****!

Batman: Who do you work for?

Crane: Holy ****, it can talk. It’s a ****ing bat and it can talk.

Batman: WHO DO YOU WORK FOR!!!!

Crane: Holy ****! It can talk. I am ****ting myself.

Batman: Answer me!

Crane: It speaks fluent English, this is phenomenal. Its grasp is mighty.

Batman: Who are you selling these drugs to? Answer me!

Crane: It’s hairless and smells of burnt rubber. Phenomenal. It also appears to be wearing thick mascara and has a human mouth! I am loosing consioucness and my body temperature is below normal.

Batman: Just tell me who you are working for!

Crane: Ah, the shock of your bluntness! My urethra burns from my bladder emptying from the shock. Your musk stings my nostrils!

Batman: I’ll drop you off a ledge if you don’t tell me who you work for!

Crane: You can’t hurt me if I close my eyes. I am invincible in my happy place!

Batman (intercom): Alfred, this isn’t working.

Alfred (intercom): Knee him in the testicles.

Crane: NO. Ra’s Al Ghul! Ra’s Al Ghul!

[zer00]

HAHAHAHA!!

that's some funny s***

[The Only Woj]

http://batmanbegins.warnerbros.com/img/03.jpg

I have to spoiler tag this one ...


BRUCE'S BEDROOM, WAYNE MANOR

Alfred moves to the bedside. Looks down at Young Bruce.

ALFRED: Took quite a fall, didn't we?

Young Bruce looks up at Alfred. Manages a slight smile.

ALFRED: And why do we fall, Master Bruce?

Alfred reaches up to the curtains. Young Bruce says nothing.

ALFRED: So that we might better learn to pick ourselves up.

Alfred smiles gently. PULLS the curtains shut.

Alfred: Now put on this dress and lay face down on your bed.



Now, all but the last line of that is directly from that leaked script ... it felt worthy of a caption

[zer00]

that is wrong on soo many levels.

[The Only Woj]

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Fox: Farnsworth Bentley ... I am your FATHER!

[zer00]

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Bats: Who are you playing?

crane: It was a dumb rumor.

bats: then there's some one else I need to ask....

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Bats: WHO ARE YOU PLAYING!!?

gordon: don't you have something else to do. like bang catwoman wonder woman and talia all at the same time.

bats: actually, seperatly but that';s not for another hour. WHO ARE YOU PLAYING!!!?

[Dr. Manhatten]

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The site of a naked Michael Caine was enough to make Morgan Freeman be surprised and his hair turn white

[DarkKnightJRK]

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Batman: Take off all your clothes...

[DarkKnightJRK]

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Batman: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

[zer00]

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now that randall is dead. I want you to be the next robin. now put on the tight fitting suit and codpiece. and take this ice to your nipp...

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HOLD IT RIGHT THERE BATMAN!!!!

[CConn]

Originally posted by zer00
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now that randall is dead. I want you to be the next robin. now put on the tight fitting suit and codpiece. and take this ice to your nipp...


Why, oh why does everyone have to make Batman look gay all the time. (damn Tim Burton's rubber suit). Though wait, Batman was pretty gay before that. Never mind. :D

[zer00]

why do we do it?

because it's funny.

[CConn]

Anything for comedy :o

[Batjml]

Originally posted by The Only Woj


Ducard: My belt. It contains ingrediants for a spicy burrito the natives have nicknamed "La Chupacabra".



Wasn't "La Chupacabra" this creature thing in Mexico that drank goat blood. I heard parents made it up to scare children.

[Batjml]

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Batman: Wait a second, there's something on your tooth.

[zer00]

yes that is what a "la chupacabra" is.

[Batjml]

/\ seriously! I read a back that took place in Mexico and the dude's gaurdian scared him with them, but I thought it was just something in the book.

[zer00]

just watch the history channel they may have a repeat of that episode of histories mysteries. they tell you the history of "it".

it sounds like a cool creature the way it eats sheep and all well kinda just sucks their blood.

[Batjml]

/\ yeah. i read it was eyeless.

[zer00]

I never heard that part.

[Batjml]

i'm trying to find that part in the book, with no success. i may be wrong though.

[zer00]

how the hell does it not have eyes.

what's the name of the book?

what was this thread about again.

[Batjml]

i don't know, i might have read wrong. i mean i was reading at 2 in the morning.

the name of the book is "The House of the Scorpion."

um...wasn't this a caption contest thing?

[zer00]

I'll have to see If i can find that book anywhere.

If it was a contest....did we win anything?

[Batjml]

yeah, first place in being able to change a caption contest into a debat about chupacabras. :D

[zer00]

It takes talent to dp something like that.

[Batjml]

yup

[snipe]

spam = bad.

[zer00]

sorry. snipe.

But this had to be the wierdest change of topic EVER!

[Batjml]

yeah, blame"The Only Woj". he called his burrito a chupacabra.

[zer00]

yeah blame him.

he warped our fragile minds.

please don't hurt me

some one post a caption quick!

[Batjml]

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Crane: Holy *****, a chupacabra!

[zer00]

why did you post a link?

[zer00]

never mind.

[Batjml]

i fixed it

[zer00]

I can see that.

funny by the way.

"holy s*** a chupacabra!"

heheheh.

[Batjml]

first thing i could think of :D

[zer00]

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how can I be in two places at once.

[Underdawg]

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Ur ball are on fire dude...

Meh! What can you do?

[MST3K 4ever]

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This is known as falling gracefully...that and I really like the way my cape looks when it is spread out.

[MST3K 4ever]

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Alfred: Crap I still can't believe that I actually once thought that "Jaws the Revenge" was a good idea right after an Oscar win.

[MST3K 4ever]

http://batmanbegins.warnerbros.com/img/01.jpg

I would like to thank Pee-Wee Herman for the use of the bowtie.

[MST3K 4ever]

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I can't explain it...but I suddenly have this sudden urge to start smoking a pipe.

[The Only Woj]

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Ducard: Ah, have you brought back the pants?

Bruce: I haven’t left yet.

Ducard: So you say. While you were gone I addressed the council. It appears conspiracy is afoot.

Bruce: What? You haven’t moved either.

Ducard: So the eye would lead you to believe. Regardless of my comings and goings, the council and I came to a conclusion. There is an 85% chance that I am 100% your biological father!

Bruce: That makes no sense.

Ducard: So the eye would lead you to believe.

Bruce: I saw my father die at the hands of a criminal with my own eyes, my mother as well. I told you all this not 10 minutes ago.

Ducard: A criminal is simply a man that someone else thinks ... (gestures around them) ... should be put in jail.

Bruce: There isn’t anyone else here but us.

Ducard: The gesture was metaphorical.

Bruce: That makes no sense.

Ducard: The time has come for you to be initiated into the League of Shadows. Thus far, fear has been your guide. But now you must advance or fear will keep you on your knees. On your knees like a WHORE! We will help you conquer your fear. In exchange you will renounce the cities of man. In particular, San Francisco and a small village in Montana. You will live in solitude. By this, we mean a windowless closet. You will be a member of the Leagues of Shadows, for the closet is dark and you will essentially be covered in constant shadow. And you will be without fear, unless you are afraid of the dark, if so, well, that’s your problem I guess.

Bruce: I apologize, but what purpose is the League of Shadows if all we do is remain in a closet?

Ducard: Is purpose not what you seek?

Bruce: Purpose IS what I seek!

Ducard: Then this you must do: To your left is Aputi Tang, our most renowned swordsman. To your right is Eichi Bauls, a bow marksman without equal. Above you is the ceiling. If you can defeat all three warriors you will become a member of the League.

Bruce: We’re still the only ones in this room.

Ducard: The Ninja is thought invisible, but invisibility is largely a matter of patience.

Bruce: So do I just wait here?

Ducard: Precisely. However, first, drink the contents of this chalice.

Bruce: What is it?

Ducard: I will tell you what it is NOT.

Bruce: Ok.

Ducard: Exactly.

Bruce: I don’t understand, where is this going? That’s not even a chalice. You’re holding a feather boa.

Ducard: Drink in your fears. Face them!

Bruce: I can’t drink a feather boa ... and it smells a lot like windshield wiper fluid.

Ducard: It is not enough to be a man ... you have to become an idea ... a terrible thought ... a...

Bruce: A Wraith?

Ducard: Democrat. I was going to say Democrat. But a Wraith will work too. Now that you have drank of the fluid and defeated the warriors three, it is time...

Bruce: I haven’t done anything but stand here in my boxers!

Ducard: ... by blowing out this candle you renounce your mortal life.

Bruce: That’s not a candle. It appears to be a turtle covered in wax. It’s not even lit. You just have an orange piece of paper taped to its head with the word “fire” on it.

Ducard: Wayne, you disappoint me. All we ask in return is obedience. And the courage to do what is necessary.

Bruce: I have no idea what is necessary! All you have done is steal my pants! I came here for training, training to become something better, something with a purpose. The day my parents died I knew my life changed forever. I left Gotham to find myself. To find who Bruce Wayne had become. Here, in the mountains, I thought I had found my guide, but...

Ducard: Fart.

Bruce: What?

Ducard: Fart, Wayne. The horn of victory. The toot of triumph.

Bruce: Ducard, I apologize for wasting your time. Apparently this is not the path I was destined to take.

Ducard: Then I bid you farewell. Here are your pants.

Bruce: These aren’t my pants. You just handed me a scalloped potato.

Ducard: Theatricality and decep...

Bruce: Not again, I’m out of here.

[zer00]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!

THAT WAS BRILLIANT!!

[Batjml]

i second that emotion :D

[wiegeabo]

It's so hard to read the post through tears of laughter. :)

[Batjml]

you know its kinda hard to believe we went from captions, to chupacabras, and back to captions.

[krizzzle]

as bruce turns the corner he sees a hindo with a flute and then.......

." tanannanananannanananannanananna BAT MAN "

[zer00]

Originally posted by Batjml
you know its kinda hard to believe we went from captions, to chupacabras, and back to captions.

Yeah.

why is every thread like that?

[BatmanReborn]

upon leaving the temple, bruce wayne in boxers hops on his private jet to return to gotham, as he walks into wayne manor he walks directly into michael keaton

Keaton: good god, ive been replaced by a pantsless man
bale: wow, michael keaton, i admire your work, i like it, i like it alot
keaton: well just for old times sake what say i throw on my batsuit and we go out as the batmen tonight

and so the two batmen are off to police headquaters where the batsignal is shining, they arrive to find adam west in full costume with commisioner gordon

bale: what is he doing here

all of a sudden val kilmer pops up in costume

kilmer: the bat-signal is not a beeper
from behind him comes clooney in a neon nippled suit

clooney: well i wish i could say my interest in you kilmer is purely professional

kilmer: are you trying ot get under my cape clooney

west: there is a strange bulge coming from under my utility belt

Keaton: thats it i have had it, Im the real batman you jokers go home


suddenly


Nicholson: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


Keaton: joker! no I killed you

Bale: you forget, this is a restart scum, nobody has been killed yet,

keaton: you look good jack, how you been

Nicholson: i feel pretty, oh so pretty

Nicholson/Keaton/Kilmer/West/Clooney: I Feel Pretty and witty and gay, and I pity, anyone whos not wearing nipples today

BOOM!

Bale stands atop a pile of dead wannabe batmen, nicholson looks up terrified

Bale: I didnt become batman yet, so the gloves are off
runaway now jack

nicholson looks akwardly

Bale: i said run

suddenly bales clothes fall off revieiling a huge chain saw


bale chases nicholson down the police building reving his chain saw untill they reach the bottomwhere the gcpd are waiting

bale pulls a gun and just starts shooting them one by one. he runs back to wayne manor

calls noln on the secured phone

bale: hello, hello
nolan: guy pearce, is that you

Bale: its patrick Batema------
i mean its bruce wayne, i might not be at work tomorrow ya see
!!! I just had to kill alot of people!!! and i dont think im gonna get away with it this time, i left finger prints on there nipples

[zer00]

lol

[The Only Woj]

not bad, but I don't see any pictures of Bale, Keaton, Kilmer and Nicholson from Batman Begins to caption now do I?

Bruce Wayne, having left the League's mountain top HQ would have obviously found pants before venturing out into the cold.

Michael Keaton's Batman, having existed in an alternate universe, could not appear in a Batman Begins picture, therefore his appearance in the invisible picture being captioned would have ultimately led to a space-time continuim crash, destroying everything that exists and rendering the universe a stagnant mass of neutrons, protons, quarks, etc, etc.

[Orko Is King]

http://pic8.picturetrail.com/VOL234/2069988/4014502/56459391.jpg

Bats:I've come for your nipples.

[Batman]

http://pic8.picturetrail.com/VOL234/2069988/4014502/56459391.jpg


Batman:wheres the beef?

[wiegeabo]

http://batmanbegins.warnerbros.com/img/01.jpg
Fox: Surely you can't be serious?

http://batmanbegins.warnerbros.com/img/02.jpg?SSImageQuality=Full
Gordon: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.

[zer00]

nice airplane reference.

[The Only Woj]

http://batmanbegins.warnerbros.com/img/batimage3.jpg

Ducard has mistaken me for this ******** Bruce Wayne. It seems logical because Bruce also is in solitary confinement and, in fact, it was the same brawl that landed us in here. He also has a penchant for Valentino suits and Oliver Peoples glasses. Bruce and I even go to the same prison barber, although I have a slightly better haircut.

[The Only Woj]

http://pic8.picturetrail.com/VOL234/2069988/4014502/58492681.jpg

Bruce: I’m back, it’s cold out there ... I ... uh ... I really need some pants.

Ducard: You were my greatest student ... until you betrayed me.

Bruce: I had no choice.

Ducard: No, you are wrong yet again. There was only ONE choice, and you picked the wrong one.

Bruce: How can I pick the wrong choice if there is only one option to choose from?

Ducard: SPEAK!

Bruce: What?

Ducard: SILENCE! As you might know, he does work for me. His toxin is derived from the organic compound in the Mormon pants that you have yet to bring back to me. He was able weaponize the compound. A brilliant scientist, but no visionary ... he was also a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. He just wanted money and power ... I told him the plan was to hold the city to ransom ... but in fact ...

Bruce: I have no idea who you are talking about.

Ducard: You lack foresight into the future.

Bruce: Right now, I’m just trying to get through the present ... and presently I am pants-less. It’s the dead of winter and we’re on the top of a Bhutanese mountain.

Ducard: Then stay for the season. Once spring comes the grass will grow thick and green, icetesticles will melt...

Bruce: Icicles?

Ducard: ...and fall from tree branches. The sun will shine, Bruce. The sun will shine.

Bruce: I’d really just like to get my pants and and be on my way.

Ducard: In the spring we'd make meat helmets. Consider this.

Bruce: You're inhuman.

Ducard: Don't question my humanity, Bruce ... when I found you in that fetid hole you were lost. I saved you ... I showed you a path and took away your fear ... I made you what you are. And in return ... you attacked me and burned my home ... you are the one that is INHUMAN!

Bruce: No ... I'm in touch with humanity. And what is this about burning your home down?

Ducard: Ah, right, foresight, lacking, future ... right, I forgot.

Bruce: Just give me my pants and I’ll be on my way.

Ducard: Kill me. Then you'll understand how simple it is to do what's necessary.

Bruce: No, that’s it ... screw the pants ... I’m leaving, just leaving ...

Ducard: Will you call me before Easter?

Bruce: Maybe.

Ducard: Where are you going to go?

Bruce: I’m just LEAVING.

Ducard: But where?

Bruce: I’m going to return some videotapes.

[zer00]

lol

[zer00]

http://jpg.uploader.net/uploaded/DF30V349_germy.jpg

ATTACK!!!

http://batmanbegins.warnerbros.com/img/01.jpg

Oh crap.

[zer00]

http://www.starland.com/news/2003/images/030724badbat.jpg

YOU!!!

http://pic8.picturetrail.com/VOL234/2069988/4014502/58492696.jpg

Yes ME. ME ME ME.

http://pic8.picturetrail.com/VOL234/2069988/4014502/58625989.jpg

ME too.

[zer00]

http://pic8.picturetrail.com/VOL234/2069988/4014502/58491299.jpg

Alfred?

http://batmanbegins.warnerbros.com/img/03.jpg

Yes sir?

http://pic8.picturetrail.com/VOL234/2069988/4014502/58491287.jpg

I did it. I finally did IT! okay I take this rope and drope him in the we-

http://batmanbegins.warnerbros.com/img/02.jpg

Mr. Wayne....You're under arrest for the murder of alfred pennyworth.



....to be continued.

[Boom]

http://jpg.uploader.net/uploaded/DF30V349_germy.jpg

GOOD TIME NINJA SQUAD!!

(Thank you VH1's Ill-Ustrated)

[zer00]

continue.....

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Batman/The_Movie/On_Set/twocars.jpg
http://www.batman-on-film.com/bbimages/gpdlogo2.jpg?SSImageQuality=Full

okay face forward. *flash goes off*
http://i.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/040616/13331__bale_l.jpg

http://batmanbegins.warnerbros.com/img/01.jpg
Hello mr. wayne. I'm your lawyer lucious fox.

*some time later*

http://pic8.picturetrail.com/VOL234/2069988/4014502/58491299.jpg
Well what do you think?
http://batmanbegins.warnerbros.com/img/01.jpg
Wow....well we can say you're insane.

to be continued.....

[wiegeabo]

Originally posted by zer00
http://www.starland.com/news/2003/images/030724badbat.jpg

YOU!!!

http://pic8.picturetrail.com/VOL234/2069988/4014502/58492696.jpg

Yes ME. ME ME ME.

http://pic8.picturetrail.com/VOL234/2069988/4014502/58625989.jpg

ME too.

That's a great one! :up:

[zer00]

continued.....

all rise.
http://superherohype.com/gallery/Batman/The_Movie/On_Set/gothamcourts1.jpg
for the honorable judge.....
http://superherohype.com/nextraimages/gothamcourts.jpg
DUCARD.
http://batmanbegins.warnerbros.com/img/04.jpg
What do you plead mister wayne?
http://pic8.picturetrail.com/VOL234/2069988/4014502/58491299.jpg
Guilty by reason of insanity.
http://batmanbegins.warnerbros.com/img/04.jpg
Can you approach the bench mister wayne.
http://pic8.picturetrail.com/VOL234/2069988/4014502/58492681.jpg
DUCARD: What happened to your lawyer?
BRUCE: I killed him. As I did ALfred. ALWAYS B****ING NEVER LEAVING ME ALONE!!! I KILLED HIM I KILLED THEM ALL!!!!
DUCARD: MY God. Take this man away.

....continue...

[Lazarus440]

http://pic8.picturetrail.com/VOL234/2069988/4014502/56459391.jpg
Batman- Are those bugle boy jeans you're wearing?

***

Craine- What are you?

Batman- I'm....um.... damnit! line.

[Lazarus440]

http://pic8.picturetrail.com/VOL234/2069988/4014502/58492681.jpg
DUCARD- See i told you that you only smoke after sex if you do it too fast.
BRUCE- Ouch.

[antmanx68]

http://pic8.picturetrail.com/VOL234/2069988/4014502/56459391.jpg

Batman: I am so gonna kiss you.

[snipe]

Originally posted by Lazarus440

Batman- I'm....um.... damnit! line.

BALE DAMMITT!!! :mad:

[DarkKnightJRK]

http://jpg.uploader.net/uploaded/DF30V349_germy.jpg

Marcy's Angels

[DarkKnightJRK]

http://pic8.picturetrail.com/VOL234/2069988/4014502/56459391.jpg

Batman: Gimmie back my twinkie you son of a b***h!!

[Obsidian]

http://pic8.picturetrail.com/VOL234/2069988/4014502/58492681.jpg

Ducard: I need 10 million dollars.

Wayne: What the hell do you need $10 million for?

Ducard: I need it for a ride on your mom.

[Batman2005]

Originally posted by Obsidian
http://pic8.picturetrail.com/VOL234/2069988/4014502/58492681.jpg

Ducard: I need 10 million dollars.

Wayne: What the hell do you need $10 million for?

Ducard: I need it for a ride on your mom. http://www.okbanlon.com/images/poo.gif

[The Lumberjack]

http://pic8.picturetrail.com/VOL234/2069988/4014502/58625989.jpg

*To the tune of "Making X-Mas"*

"Making guano, making guano.........."

...................not funny.:batman:

[zer00]

continue....

http://superherohype.com/nextraimages/arkham4.jpg
http://superherohype.com/nextraimages/arkham3.jpg
http://superherohype.com/nextraimages/arkham2.jpg
http://www.batman-on-film.com/bbimages/arkham2.jpg
mister wayne are you here is your new home.
http://batmanbegins.warnerbros.com/img/batimage3.jpg
I'm rich you know. I will ruin you. THEN I'LL KILLL YOU!!!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND YOU SON OF A B****!!!!!!!!
Doctor: yes well... here's your cell. let me introduce you to your cell mate..
http://www.fanartists.com/gallery/data/507/8joker_lachy2_copy.jpg?SSImageQuality=Full
Hey..I remember YOU!
http://batmanbegins.warnerbros.com/img/batimage3.jpg
Oh no.
http://www.fanartists.com/gallery/data/507/8joker_lachy2_copy.jpg?SSImageQuality=Full
HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

end.

[zer00]

http://www.allposters.com/IMAGES/MMPH/227332.jpg?SSImageQuality=Full
Hi Bale, I'm Batman.

http://pic8.picturetrail.com/VOL234/2069988/4014502/58491299.jpg
What the hell are you wearing?

[Kandorcitizen]

Originally posted by zer00
http://www.allposters.com/IMAGES/MMPH/227332.jpg?SSImageQuality=Full
Hi Bale, I'm Batman.

http://pic8.picturetrail.com/VOL234/2069988/4014502/58491299.jpg
What the hell are you wearing?


lol :up:

[ComicBookGuy25]

This is for all who say that the new suit is "puffy". Whatever that means.

"Hi guys. I'm the classic comic book adaption of Batman. Blue and gray. A true traditionalist's costume. I even have blue undies. I'm very intimidating. What's that Robin? Your pole needs greasing? Coming."

http://www.starbase21ok.com/AWest1.gif

"Hi. I'm the movie adaption of the comics where my parents are killed by Joe Chill......Oh wait a second this is nothing like the comics. The Joker killed my parents. Damn him. Now I must KILL everything I see in my path. One good thing though is that my city looks a lot like Gotham.

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2004/SHOWBIZ/Movies/03/09/batman.begins/vert.batman.jpg

"Now. A few years later, I come back with just a few minor changes to the suit. Except that I still can't turn my head. WHAT WAS THAT!! I can't turn my neck...like neck brace. Must see what is attacking me. Let me just cirlce around and....it's gone. Can't kill that person now."

http://perso.club-internet.fr/vatzhol/img/batman005.jpg

"I stoped making movies for a while but now I am back. My suits okay. Still can't move my neck. But now the city looks like a neon spectacular. Even machine guns are covered in neon. WAIT!! Why is my batmobile covered in neon too!?!?!."

http://images.allposters.com/images/mmph/215842.jpg

"All I can say is sorry. :*( "

http://www.comics.com.br/batman/numero2/brpic7.jpg

"Hi all. Back for a new try. Got some good people for this one. Good suit (this will be debated excissively), "REALISTIC CAR", good plot, cool city, and most of all I can move my neck. But what? My suit is puffy? Look at the last guys suit. My suit makes them look like clowns. You guys just wait. You'll see when I am well lit."

http://pic8.picturetrail.com/VOL234/2069988/4014502/58625989.jpg

Basically what I am trying to say is that each director is almost like a drawer. Each have there own interpretation of what Batman means. Some people like, others hate. So just go with what you like.

[Robin lays eggs]

That George Clooney pic is just.......terrible. You have now ruined my day with that pic, comicbookguy25, sorry.

http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v298/RyanHeape/56450972.jpg

"Hey this should be a sport in the X-Games......."

[Robin lays eggs]

http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v298/RyanHeape/smbbbatmobilefront.jpg

(From inside the cockpit)
"Wait till ya see what this baby can do, fanboy nitpckers!"

"Oh, yeah, hear that? Horsepower. :Chuckle: Or as you might, say...Bat-power. Heheheheha."

"Me and this monstrocity will be making a guest appearance in The Fast and the Furious 3 where I make Vin Diesel eat my smoke."

"Too bad I'm in costume....you can have awesome sex in the cockpit of this car...."

[Robin lays eggs]

http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v298/RyanHeape/bbbatman2.jpg

Crane "I love a man in uniform"

Batman "You're full of *****, Crane"

[Spidey-Bat]

http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v298/RyanHeape/56450972.jpg

Thug below: Thats one big @$$ cape!
Batman: Its a ****** to clean it.

[Robin lays eggs]

http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v298/RyanHeape/bbbatman2.jpg

Crane "What happened to Clooney?"

Batman "Wrong movie dumb@$$"

Crane "No, really, I'd like to know"

Batman "You're in no position to be asking for information, moron."

Crane "Well what about Kilmer?"

Batman "Shut up."

Crane "OK, tough guy. I bet you don't even have the guts to pull the trig----to squeeze harder!"

Batman "Wanna bet?"

Crane "No please stop I was just kiddin around, man.......ah tell me what happened to Clooney and I'll tell you everything!"

Batman "This is ridiculous........."

Crane "Ah, man, let me off easy I got a wife and 3 kids....I have to go pick up my laundry and buy some milk at Walmart.....please, sir, let me off...."

Batman "You're one big joke, Crane......"

Crane gulps.

Batman "You're lucky Burton's not in the seat right now cuz I'd be Michael Keaton-ing your ass to a bloody pulp."

Crane "I am very grateful.....I would like to run over there and make love to Christopher Nolan."

Batman "Well....... uhhh..... I guess so, just do your thing and meet me back here so we can begin the interrogation."

Crane "Alright! Thanks!"

Batman "You really wanna here about Clooney?"

Crane stops and turns and looks at Batman "Yes...."

Batman "I boiled him in his own rubber. He squealed like a baby."

Crane "Oh well.......Oh yeah, Nolan......[sparays breathmint in his mouth]"

Batman "I expect you back in no longer than 20 minutes."

[zer00]

http://pic8.picturetrail.com/VOL234/2069988/4014502/56459391.jpg
Batman: SAY IT!!!

Crane: NOOOO!!!

Batman: DAMNITT!! I..SAID..SAY IT!!!!

Crane: Fine.

Batman: Good. go ahead.

Crane: little bunny foo foo...

[zer00]

Who is bruce wayne's real father?

Fox.......................gordon.................. alfred.................ducard
http://pic8.picturetrail.com/VOL234/2069988/4014502/58628563.jpg

[zer00]

http://i3.domaindlx.com/pxychogerm/ninja7.jpg?SSImageQuality=Full
NINJA 1: MY BALLS!

NINJA 2: YOUR BALLS!!

http://batmanbegins.warnerbros.com/img/04.jpg?SSImageQuality=Full

Ducard: theactricaly and deception are powerful weapons.

http://jpg.uploader.net/uploaded/DF30V337_germy.jpg

ninja 3: what does that have to do with anything? he just kicked ninja 1 in the balls!

http://jpg.uploader.net/uploaded/DF30V367_germy.jpg

Want to buy a gremlin?

http://batmanbegins.warnerbros.com/img/01.jpg

I'll trade you this special ash tray for it. and how'd i get here?



http://batmanbegins.warnerbros.com/img/02.jpg

All of you are under arrest! I have to stand upi against the corruption.

http://pic8.picturetrail.com/VOL234/2069988/4014502/58492681.jpg?SSImageQuality=Full

ducard: You'll not arrest us. you came here for a gremlin.

gordon: why do you keep waving your hand like that?

http://pic8.picturetrail.com/VOL234/2069988/4014502/58625989.jpg

I watch from the shadows and prepare to strike. even though...

http://pic8.picturetrail.com/VOL234/2069988/4014502/58492696.jpg

..I'd like to buy a gremlin. here's my bat credit card. never leave the cave without it.

[gazi]

http://pic8.picturetrail.com/VOL234/2069988/4014502/58492681.jpg

Dude, where is my car?

[zer00]

http://batmanbegins.warnerbros.com/img/03.jpg

what a fall that was earlier master bruce. your parents were very worried. thanh heavens you father is a doctor. now get some rest. your father is out and i must go have wild freaky jungle sex with your mother.

[zer00]

alfred and bruce's first bat-talk.


http://pic8.picturetrail.com/VOL234/2069988/4014502/58491299.jpg?SSImageQuality=Full
Alfred. I have something I need to tell you. For now on I'll be dressing as a bat and fighting crime.

http://batmanbegins.warnerbros.com/img/03.jpg?SSImageQuality=Full
O-k-a-y. I'm just going to make a phone call.

http://pic8.picturetrail.com/VOL234/2069988/4014502/58491299.jpg?SSImageQuality=Full
To who. can it wait we need to talk.
http://batmanbegins.warnerbros.com/img/03.jpg?SSImageQuality=Full
No it can't wait. I will be right back.

*alfred walks into kitchen*

Hello doctor crane. can you come over please. hold on here he comes.

http://pic8.picturetrail.com/VOL234/2069988/4014502/58491299.jpg?SSImageQuality=Full
Alfred I found some one to help. he's a young boy who I', going to put in these pantless tights. He'll be living with us, his name is Dick.

*bruce walks out*

http://batmanbegins.warnerbros.com/img/03.jpg?SSImageQuality=Full
My GOD! Doctor Crane please he has a young boy right I'll call commisioner leob.

*some time passes*

http://pic8.picturetrail.com/VOL234/2069988/4014502/58491299.jpg?SSImageQuality=Full
Alright my young ward. Now do a split for me...

http://batmanbegins.warnerbros.com/img/02.jpg?SSImageQuality=Full
Mister Wayne you are under arrest. And put some pants on. You to boy and take of the choke collar.

[zer00]

bump.

yeah I know "why?".

[Obsidian]

bump:o

http://pic8.picturetrail.com/VOL234/2069988/4014502/56459391.jpg


Batman: These saggy cheeks can be cured with the help of some Botox.


*another pathetic attempt by Obsidian

[Darko]

http://www.starbase21ok.com/AWest1.gif
Check out my bling-bling utility belt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://pic8.picturetrail.com/VOL234/2069988/4014502/58492681.jpg
Ducard: Wayne, why's your hair all "Equilibrium" style now????

Bale: Wayne????? I'm John Preston of the tetrigramiton.........

http://batmanbegins.warnerbros.com/img/03.jpg
Man , I am f**kin faded........got any f**kin munchies, my man????....

http://pic8.picturetrail.com/VOL234/2069988/4014502/58491299.jpg?SSImageQuality=Full
B***hes, come..................fung gow right now.....hey hey, where the f**k do you think you're going, Alba......same goes for you, Knightley........you cannot resist my "Bruce Wayne" charm and look..................

[Obsidian]

bump

[Alonsovich]

http://pic8.picturetrail.com/VOL234/2069988/4014502/58492681.jpg

Ducard: Theatricality and deception are powerful weapons.

Wayne: So that's why you have smoke coming out of your nuts? :confused:

[Alonsovich]

http://pic8.picturetrail.com/VOL234/2069988/4014502/56459391.jpg

Batman: Gimme' my Zippo back... :mad:

[Carmine Falcone]

http://img63.exs.cx/img63/2848/batmannen.jpg

[Bud Dwyer]

http://pic8.picturetrail.com/VOL234/2069988/4014502/56459391.jpg
Batman: DUDE! Where's Ducard's ****ing car!?
Crane: Dude...dude...where's his car?
Batman: GODDAMNIT!!!

[Carmine Falcone]

http://img63.exs.cx/img63/2408/Batmanstrip2.jpg

[Obsidian]

http://pic8.picturetrail.com/VOL234/2069988/4014502/56459391.jpg

Batman: Come with me to the Batcave, Crane. There we can spend some much needed quality time together.

Crane: Oh God no!:eek:

[Obsidian]

http://public.planetmirror.com/pub/engrish/ttt_captions/00-20/two-towers-13.jpg

http://batmanbegins.warnerbros.com/img/03.jpg

Alfred: So did I, that is, until I learned she was a hermaphrodite. Big turnoff.

[etrigan69]

?http://pic8.picturetrail.com/VOL234/2069988/4014502/58492681.jpg

Neeson: Damn Blade. This is some good stuff. Pffftttt. Hey weren't you black just a minute ago

[zer00]

http://pic8.picturetrail.com/VOL234/2069988/4014502/58492681.jpg

bruce:hey have you seen the bat-boards lately?

ducard: yeah they've really gone to hell.

bruce: I went over and looked at AICN's forum just to see some aggreeing.

ducard: the bat-boards are going to be worse than AICN soon.

bruce: to bad. it was so much nicer just a few days ago.

[Xan-El]

Originally posted by MST3K 4ever
http://pic8.picturetrail.com/VOL234/2069988/4014502/58491287.jpg


Bruce Wayne sees Joel Schumacher on his estate ground and decides it's time for Mr. Schumacher to be hung from the highest tree at Wayne Manor.

:batman:

Awesome:up:

[Xan-El]

http://i3.domaindlx.com/pxychogerm/ninja7.jpg?SSImageQuality=Full

Ninja 1 "How's that feel?"

Ninja 2 "Daddy Like:)"

[P. Cushing]

Originally posted by Artos
http://pic8.picturetrail.com/VOL234/2069988/4014502/58492681.jpg

Ducard: You fight with the strengh of many men, Dark Knight. I wish for you to join me. ....
Bwahhahahahahaahha!!!!!!
Bale: The Dark Knight moves, for no man. ;)

[P. Cushing]

Originally posted by MST3K 4ever
http://batmanbegins.warnerbros.com/img/02.jpg?SSImageQuality=Full

I can't explain it...but I suddenly have this sudden urge to start smoking a pipe.
Really, Watson?

[wowbao]

http://pic8.picturetrail.com/VOL234/2069988/4014502/56459391.jpg
I can not scratch my balls in this suit. please.. help me..

[Sandman138]

http://pic8.picturetrail.com/VOL234/2069988/4014502/56459391.jpg

Bats: You remind me of the babe.

Crane: What babe?

Bats: The babe with the power.

Crane: What power?

Bats: Power of voodoo.

Crane: Who do?

Bats: You do.

Crane: Do what?

Bats: Remind me of the babe.

[P. Cushing]

S******........

[P. Cushing]

What the hell? I typed s n i g g e r and it was blocked!

[Carmine Falcone]

http://batmanbegins.warnerbros.com/page07.html
Gordon:''I wanted to buy an Armani glasses, But i got this cheap ugly piece of ****. Because I'm running out of cash. MAybe Batman can steal a glasses for me BATMAN!!!''

http://batmanbegins.warnerbros.com/page01.html
Batman:''Wassup Gordie?''

Gordon:''Dont call me gordie, you know I don't like that!''

Batman:''Really? Gordie, Gordie, Gordie, Gordie''

'Gordon:''Stop it, stupid prick!!''(Grabs gun)

Batman: Gordie, gordie, gordie, gordie!!!!''

Gordon: ''You wanted it yourself''(Shoots Batman)

Batman:''Sick BAstard!! AARGHHH.....''

Gordon: ''****, I've killed batman, now I need to become batman''

A week later every paper had as headline: SGt. GOrdon is Batman!!!''

Gordon:''****, I should have shave my mustache''

[P. Cushing]

http://pic8.picturetrail.com/VOL234/2069988/4014502/58492681.jpg
"Bruce, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with................................





A HERRING!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sandman138]

NICE!!!!

[Mr. Edward Hyde]

http://pic8.picturetrail.com/VOL234/2069988/4014502/58491287.jpg
"Hmm...now where can i show off my fancy new rope?"

[Mr. Edward Hyde]

http://pic8.picturetrail.com/VOL234/2069988/4014502/56459391.jpg

Bats: SAY IT! SAY IT!
Crane: YOUR MY DADDY!:mad:

[Obsidian]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v115/WillemJoker/uvs040730-017.jpg

Bruce: It's the Botox. I can't smile for another 24 hours.
:o

[Sandman138]

DIE:mad:

[Alonsovich]

http://pic8.picturetrail.com/VOL234/2069988/4014502/56459391.jpg

Batman: SAY IT!!!

Crane: I was a friend of Michael Jackson in my childhood...

[CFE]

http://www.cinefile.biz/am-psy2.jpg

Ducard, what kind of training did you say this was?

CFE

[batsone]

wtf??

[CFE]

http://kino.tiscali.cz/apollo/pictures/200424161333428352.jpg

I'M GONNA EAT YOUR PENIS!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v115/WillemJoker/uvs040730-006.jpg

CFE

EDIT: The first post of this screwed up, so I changed it to a different one ;)

[The Squirrel]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by darko
[B]http://www.starbase21ok.com/AWest1.gif
Check out my bling-bling utility belt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



LOL!!! One of the best so far

[Barbelith]

http://pic8.picturetrail.com/VOL234/2069988/4014502/58491287.jpg
Bruce: Hmm... Charlie Bronson's always got rope. You never know what he uses it for, but he always uses it.
http://batmanbegins.warnerbros.com/img/03.jpg
Alfred: Name one thing you'll need the stupid fookin' rope for!
http://pic8.picturetrail.com/VOL234/2069988/4014502/58491287.jpg
Bruce: I need rope...Bronson always uses it...

[Xan-El]

http://pic8.picturetrail.com/VOL234/2069988/4014502/56459391.jpg

Batman: "Where's the midget?"
Crane: "In my pants;)"

[Keymaker]

A 2 parter:
http://pic8.picturetrail.com/VOL234/2069988/4014502/56459391.jpg
Batman: What did you just say?
Crane: ...nothing...
Batman: Talk!
Crane: I heard that...that Pitof will direct the Begins sequel...
http://pic8.picturetrail.com/VOL234/2069988/4014502/58491320.jpg
Batman: Not again...

[zer00]

HAHAHAHAHA!!

[Carmine Falcone]

http://ffmedia.ign.com/batman/image/article/531/531521/batman-begins-20040719081257135.jpg

Guy at the left; Oh that Batmobile is so beautiful...I..Gotta...grab..my...dick..and...mast urbate.....

[zer00]

http://pic8.picturetrail.com/VOL234/2069988/4014502/56459391.jpg

BATMAN: Remember to vot for the snip signal in bat-world later.

CRANE: Alright I'll vote.

[Obsidian]

Originally posted by Carmine Falcone
http://ffmedia.ign.com/batman/image/article/531/531521/batman-begins-20040719081257135.jpg

Guy at the left; Oh that Batmobile is so beautiful...I..Gotta...grab..my...dick..and...mast urbate.....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v115/WillemJoker/uvs040730-003.jpg

Alfred: Do you see what that man is doing, Master Bruce?

Bruce: That's just wrong, Alfred. Why can't he just get a girlfriend?

Alfred: I'm afraid he cannot get a girlfriend.

Bruce: Why not?

Alfred: Because women don't find a 3rd nipple attractive.

[Carmine Falcone]

Originally posted by Obsidian
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v115/WillemJoker/uvs040730-003.jpg

Alfred: Do you see what that man is doing, Master Bruce?

Bruce: That's just wrong, Alfred. Why can't he just get a girlfriend?

Alfred: I'm afraid he cannot get a girlfriend.

Bruce: Why not?

Alfred: Because women don't find a 3rd nipple attractive.

Priceless :D :D :D

[batsam]

http://pic8.picturetrail.com/VOL234/2069988/4014502/56459391.jpg

Batman - Micheal Keaton would kill for a chin like this.

[Obsidian]

Originally posted by Obsidian
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v115/WillemJoker/uvs040730-003.jpg

Alfred: Do you see what that man is doing, Master Bruce?

Bruce: That's just wrong, Alfred. Why can't he just get a girlfriend?

Alfred: I'm afraid he cannot get a girlfriend.

Bruce: Why not?

Alfred: Because women don't find a 3rd nipple attractive.

20 Years Later

http://pic8.picturetrail.com/VOL234/2069988/4014502/56459391.jpg

Batman: A word of advice, Dr. Crane. Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. Think about that.

[Obsidian]

bump!

[Spidey-Bat]

Originally posted by Obsidian
20 Years Later

http://pic8.picturetrail.com/VOL234/2069988/4014502/56459391.jpg

Batman: A word of advice, Dr. Crane. Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. Think about that.

Crane: Wow, thats a lot of dead kittens.

[Obsidian]

Originally posted by Spidey-Boy523
Crane: Wow, thats a lot of dead kittens.

http://pic8.picturetrail.com/VOL234/2069988/4014502/58491287.jpg

Bruce: Yes, I know. Now I can skin them and hang their corpses all around my mansion! Giddity! Giddity! Giddity!

[LiLbOiYAmZ]

Originally posted by Barbelith
http://pic8.picturetrail.com/VOL234/2069988/4014502/58491287.jpg
Bruce: Hmm... Charlie Bronson's always got rope. You never know what he uses it for, but he always uses it.
http://batmanbegins.warnerbros.com/img/03.jpg
Alfred: Name one thing you'll need the stupid fookin' rope for!
http://pic8.picturetrail.com/VOL234/2069988/4014502/58491287.jpg
Bruce: I need rope...Bronson always uses it...

b- oh is that right rambo
a- go ahead and get your stupid ****in rope...

haha boondock saints... classic

[Obsidian]

bump

[Keymaker]

Originally posted by Obsidian
20 Years Later

http://pic8.picturetrail.com/VOL234/2069988/4014502/56459391.jpg

Batman: A word of advice, Dr. Crane. Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. Think about that.
Crane: Blah! If he wants he can kill doggies too...
Batman: :rolleyes:
Crane: What?

[Thed_Evil]

http://www.batman-on-film.com/images/balebrucewayne1.jpg
Bruce: (laughing retardedly) I just let a big one.(laughing retardedly continues) And it smells.(laughing continues)

[Thed_Evil]

http://www.batman-on-film.com/bbimages/bbbatman2.jpg
Batman: Yu can't make the fist face? Here let me help you!

Crane: NO! PLEASE! DON'T! AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Batman: Now pretend you are a fish swimming.

Crane: No please I can't swim.

[Thed_Evil]

http://pic8.picturetrail.com/VOL234/2069988/4014502/58492681.jpg
Ducard:You must remain focused if you want to complete your training. Now first you must put on your pretective head gear...

Bruce's thoughts: Yes, I must put on head g...hey a fly. Its just flyin around. Buzz Buzz Buzzzzzzzzz. Its goin towards his mouth. No wait no its not. Yes it is! No wait........there it goes...DARN IT!! It just flew away. Here it comes...

Ducard: PAY ATTENTION FOR THE LAST TIME! I will not warn you again about your helmet. Now put it on!...

Bruce: Hmm what?

Ducard: Put on your helmet.

Bruce: Huh?

Ducard: Helmet...Put on!

Bruce: What helmet?

Ducard: Nevermind. Let's just start training.

[Thed_Evil]

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Sections/Newsweek/Components/Photos/mag/060621_Issue/040612_batman_wide.hmedium.jpg
"Watch the first ssttteeeeeepppppp!!!"

[Obsidian]

http://www.sanspo.com/geino/top/gt200408/image/04080303kenMT203802.jpg

"Ra's": Another ****ing Westerner I've gotta teach! First Tom Cruise, now Christian Bale! I need to find a girl to get drunk and take advantage of! Whoosah!

[Quietstorm]

Christian Bale is not American :o

[Obsidian]

Ra's doesn't know that:o:p

[Quietstorm]

Originally posted by Obsidian
Ra's doesn't know that:o:p

Oh ok. Well in that case :D :p

http://www.batman-on-film.com/bbimages/bbbatman2.jpg

Crane: *taunting Bats* BATEMEN URS TEH SUXORS!!!!!1!111!!!

Batman: What did you say you little punk?

Crane: URS TEH SUX-*chokes*

Batman: Keep it up you little nitpicker and you will regret the day you were born.

Crane: Ur suite iz not teh puffy :(

Batman: That's much better.

[Obsidian]

BALE DAMNIT!:mad:

[MST3K 4ever]

http://www.sanspo.com/geino/top/gt200408/image/04080303kenMT203802.jpg



Ras prepares to demonstrate the profound wisdom that is, "wax on, wax off."

[Darko]

funny

[wiegeabo]

http://www.sanspo.com/geino/top/gt200408/image/04080303kenMT203802.jpg

That's it! I've had it up to hear with you, Bruce!

[Darko]

good one wiegodbfnbopdgobooboo

[MST3K 4ever]

Originally posted by wiegeabo
http://www.sanspo.com/geino/top/gt200408/image/04080303kenMT203802.jpg

That's it! I've had it up to hear with you, Bruce!

LOL...Nice One!


:batman:

[MST3K 4ever]

http://www.sanspo.com/geino/top/gt200408/image/04080303kenMT203802.jpg


No one had the nerve to tell Ras that he was doing the Atlanta Braves "tomahawk chop" the wrong way.

[P. Cushing]

:D

[CConn]

double :D

[Ra's Al Fool]

http://batmanbegins.warnerbros.com/page06.html


"But Batman,,,,,I'm tryin to drive you to tha stoe!"

[Alonsovich]

http://pic8.picturetrail.com/VOL234/2069988/4014502/56459391.jpg

Crane: WHO ARE YOU???

Bale: I'm Bateman... I meannnnnn... BATMAN DAMMIT!!! :mad:

[Sauron]

Originally posted by Obsidian
I can't find the other thread I made so I'm making a new one. Hopefully this will brighten everyone's mood in light of the recent events.

I'll start:
http://pic8.picturetrail.com/VOL234/2069988/4014502/58492681.jpg
N Look Bruce I actually look like Ra's.

[Batfan91]

Bruce: HEY! YOU LOOK LIKE THAT GUY FROM AMERICAN CHOPPER!
Ducard: I get that a lot kid.

[Thed_Evil]

http://www.sanspo.com/geino/top/gt200408/image/04080303kenMT203802.jpg
"Simma-down-na"

[Carmine Falcone]

Originally posted by Thed_Evil
http://www.batman-on-film.com/images/balebrucewayne1.jpg
Bruce: (laughing retardedly) I just let a big one.(laughing retardedly continues) And it smells.(laughing continues)

LMAO!

[Sandman138]

http://pic8.picturetrail.com/VOL234/2069988/4014502/56459391.jpg

Batman: I am the Lone Locust of the apocalypse. Think of me when you look to the night sky.

[Flame on!]

http://pic8.picturetrail.com/VOL234/2069988/4014502/58492681.jpg

Ducard - "I..I think I'm on fire..."

Bruce - "Nah, you're not that good..."

[Sandman138]

http://pic8.picturetrail.com/VOL234/2069988/4014502/58491299.jpg

Bruce: Tonight, in the dark of night, after night has shrouded my dark plan in its nightly darkness, I will exact my revenge!

[Carmine Falcone]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v115/WillemJoker/uvs040730-003.jpg

Alfred thinking: I cant believe that kid ****ted his pants, I'm very mad at him, that ****!

Young Bruce thinking: Jesus, I ****ted my pants, I hope Alfred isn't mad at me...

[Carmine Falcone]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v115/WillemJoker/uvs040730-015.jpg

Bruce: gotta.........shave........myself......

[MST3K 4ever]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v115/WillemJoker/uvs040730-015.jpg

Okay I've seen "The Shawshank Redemption" I should be able to get out of here. Of course I still need a rock hammer, a Bible to hide the hammer in, a really really big poster, some rope, a plastic bag, a change of clothes, some soap and someone to get me those things...otherwise my escape plan is flawless.

[MST3K 4ever]

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Sections/Newsweek/Components/Photos/mag/060621_Issue/040612_batman_wide.hmedium.jpg

Batman: "I believe I can fly...I believe I can touch the sky...I think about it everyday...simply spread my wings and fly away."

[Nivek]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v115/WillemJoker/uvs040730-015.jpg

"Wait a minute, are you taking my picture? Hey, wait a sec...*click* Ohh, now that was just damn rude, c'mere!!!

[Nivek]

http://www.sanspo.com/geino/top/gt200408/image/04080303kenMT203802.jpg

I swear to god, Jet Li is this high. Seriously, meet him, very wee little man, almost dwarfish...!

[Alonsovich]

http://pic8.picturetrail.com/VOL234/2069988/4014502/56459391.jpg

Batman: It is ****ing rude to take a picture of someone without their permission, you ****ing b¡tch!!! :mad:

[Carmine Falcone]

:up:

[hey yo its sean]

http://jpg.uploader.net/uploaded/DF30V349_germy.jpg

NINJAAAAAAAAS

[CConn]

http://abclocal.go.com/images/wls_080704_batman2.jpg

Audience Member : "Hey, what's the Gimp doing in Batman?"

[hey yo its sean]

http://www-users.cs.umn.edu/~lthomas/nerd.jpg

Burton Batman ultra-fanboy: Batman Begins is going to suck. No one will ever be able to top
Tim Burton's wonderful movies that represent the dark knight as he should be represented. I don't think i'll ever allow myself to be open-minded enough to believe that someone could do a better job; because it's jsut not possible. First of all, Chris Nolan is not Tim Burton. Second, Christian Bale is not Michael Keaton. Don't even get me started on Jack Nicholson not
being in Begins. If you get me started i shall rant on and on about how Batman Begins will be complete and utter garbage, and you wouldn't want me to do that, now would you? But you already got me started, so i shall. Batman Begins will be complete and utter garbage because it will never be able to top Tim Burton's wonderful movie that represent the dark knight as he should be represented. I would never allow myself to go watch a Batman film helmed by anyone else but Tim Burton, and starring anyone else but Michael Keaton. No Danny Elfman score? Oh, i'm sorry, you don't have my 8 dollars. The main 2 reasons this movie will suck is because, for one, Chris Nolan is not Tim Burton. And secondly Christian Bale is no Michael Keaton. But i digress. My point is, WTF is with the Batmobile?! I hate it! It looks like a hummer on sterroids! I have absolutely no new things to add to the already mass amount of discussion on the matter, but im going to let everyone know nontheless. As i was saying, Batman Begins is really going to suck. First reason being -

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v115/WillemJoker/Bale01.jpg

http://www.vistaseeker.com/celery/main/nerds.jpg
Burton Batman ultrafanboys: Who the **** was that?

http://www-users.cs.umn.edu/~lthomas/nerd.jpg
Burton Batman ultra-fanboy: Just some rich guy... anyway, as i was saying...*ahem* Batman Begins will in no way, shape or form, be as good as 1989's Ba-

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Sections/Newsweek/Components/Photos/mag/060621_Issue/040612_batman_wide.hmedium.jpg
WOOOOOOSH

http://www.batman-on-film.com/bbimages/bbbatman2.jpg
Batman: I said shut the **** up scumbag.

[Darko]

Originally posted by CConn882
http://abclocal.go.com/images/wls_080704_batman2.jpg

Audience Member : "Hey, what's the Gimp doing in Batman?"

LOL!!!!!!! They should have that in the movie...a reference to Quentin Tarantino's "Pulp Fiction" would be badass........

[Carmine Falcone]

http://abclocal.go.com/images/wls_080704_batman3.jpg

''Does my ass look big in this?''

[spineblaZe]

Originally posted by Barbelith
[IMG]***PIC CLIPPED***[IMG]

Bruce: Hmm... Charlie Bronson's always got rope. You never know what he uses it for, but he always uses it.

[IMG]***PIC CLIPPED***[IMG]

Alfred: Name one thing you'll need the stupid fookin' rope for!

[IMG]***PIC CLIPPED***[IMG]

Bruce: I need rope...Bronson always uses it...

http://gra.midco.net/thenut/emoticons/laugh.gifhttp://gra.midco.net/thenut/emoticons/laugh.gifhttp://gra.midco.net/thenut/emoticons/laugh.gifhttp://gra.midco.net/thenut/emoticons/laugh.gifhttp://gra.midco.net/thenut/emoticons/tup.gif

Boondock rules. :D

[MST3K 4ever]

http://jpg.uploader.net/uploaded/DF30V349_germy.jpg

Coming this fall to FOX...Charlie's Ninjas.



:batman:

[MST3K 4ever]

[B]http://abclocal.go.com/images/wls_080704_batman2.jpg

RUN FOREST RUN!

[Obsidian]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v115/WillemJoker/uvs040730-015.jpg

Bruce: Oh, man! I just sharted! I was gonna fart but I ****ted instead.


*guess which movie this situation is from

[gdw]

Originally posted by MST3K 4ever
[B]http://abclocal.go.com/images/wls_080704_batman2.jpg

RUN FOREST RUN!

that's funny

[gdw]

http://jpg.uploader.net/uploaded/DF30V349_germy.jpg
right after ninjas raid the Manor
http://www.sanspo.com/geino/top/gt200408/image/04080303kenMT203802.jpg
Ra's says
"Ninjaaa . . . VANISH"

[gdw]

P.s. that Charlies ninjas was priceless.

[Thenight]

http://abclocal.go.com/images/wls_080704_batman3.jpg

Alfred just had to pick today to do the laundry and all I had clean was this damn thong!

[MST3K 4ever]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v115/WillemJoker/uvs040730-003.jpg

Alfred: I am so sorry that your birthday party was so depressing Master Bruce.

Bruce: I should've known that this party was going to be bad. Especially when the party cowboy you hired said, "And now for my first trick I am going to castrate a bull."

:batman:

[MST3K 4ever]

http://www.sanspo.com/geino/top/gt200408/image/04080303kenMT203802.jpg

Ras: That's it I am not taking my clothes to that dry cleaners ever again. They starched my clothes again and now I can't put my right arm down.

[zer00]

Originally posted by gdw
http://jpg.uploader.net/uploaded/DF30V349_germy.jpg
right after ninjas raid the Manor
http://www.sanspo.com/geino/top/gt200408/image/04080303kenMT203802.jpg
Ra's says
"Ninjaaa . . . VANISH" priceless

[Obsidian]

Originally posted by StanleyRoper
I'll get "my head out of my ass" when you get my nutz out of your mouth biotch...

Don't be so sensitive just because I don't kiss you fav movie star ass...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v115/WillemJoker/uvs040730-003.jpg

Alfred: Master Bruce, do you know what is the reason for so much aggression from this troll?

Bruce: What, Alfred?

Alfred: Excessive masturbation

:o

[CConn]

Originally posted by Obsidian
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v115/WillemJoker/uvs040730-003.jpg

Alfred: Master Bruce, do you know what is the reason for so much aggression from this troll?

Bruce: What, Alfred?

Alfred: Excessive masturbation

:o

I would have said lack of... :p