How did your parents explain to you the birds and the Bee's?

[NOFX]

They told me that sex was evil. That if I'd kissed a girl that she become pregnant. This all happen when I was in jr high so...:( what was yours?

[Peacekeeper]

"Use a condom." :confused:.

They actually never explained it to me... I learned by myself, and eventually after we'd watched R movies together, my mom would go, "Fast forward it" and my dad would go, "I think he knows what's going on."

[Odin's Lapdog]

mine didn't bother.

[Boy Wonder '04]

They havnt spoken about it with me. But I learnt how they feel about it by the way they react to certain situations... still, they dont know about me having sex nearly every night! ;)

[BK]

They just told me to use a condom. :o

[Frantik]

Originally posted by Boy Wonder '04
They havnt spoken about it with me. But I learnt how they feel about it by the way they react to certain situations... still, they dont know about me having sex nearly every night! ;)
Everynight?
Wow!
Are you good or just lucky;)

[BK]

He's just rich.

[Go Web Go!]

They didn't explain...TV did...

:)

[NOFX]

Originally posted by Go Web Go!
They didn't explain...TV did...

:)
You mean they didnt explain it......SPICE channel did:D

[DarkKnightJRK]

They basically told me how a baby is made, how they had sex in order to have me. They basically didn't bother with the "Stork laid the egg" bulls**t, for that I thank them. That would be stupid to not tell them.

[Spider-Storm]

Originally posted by NOFX
They told me that sex was evil. That if I'd kissed a girl that she become pregnant. This all happen when I was in jr high so...:( what was yours?
I hate to say this but, that's sad :(
But if u here they musta had sex!:rolleyes: :)

[Batman15]

Originally posted by NOFX
They told me that sex was evil. That if I'd kissed a girl that she become pregnant. This all happen when I was in jr high so...:( what was yours?

gimme a second here to laugh

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... omg... BWAHAHAHAHA.

anyways, i learned in like fourth grade from firneds in school and tv and stuff.

[GunBlade]

Originally posted by Odin's Lapdog
mine didn't bother.
Mine too. Learned on my own. :)

[litlgreendude]

ya i had to learn on my own....

[Doomed_hero]

They used sock puppets.

[Childlike Wild]

I still don't know. This board is continually corrupting my little ol' mind, though.

[Spider-Nerd]

they didn't....

[Spider-Nerd]

actually now that I think about it, they told me to respect women and stuff.

[Gamestar2004]

My mum left that too my Dad. He told me every now and then that I should get a girl and 'F*** her up the p***y'. Pretty straight forward, sometimes he would explain while not sober. :p

[PurplePenisPrancer]

Never have...hope they never do

[Boy Wonder '04]

Originally posted by Frantik
Everynight?
Wow!
Are you good or just lucky;)

A bit of both. But it isnt that cool. I always feel so guilty because normally its with other girls...:o

[Savage]

I caught my parents doing it and my mom said "he was helping me... make a baby"...I just pieced it together from then on...Didn't really get an in depth view till she got "the tape" which I watched when I was like 9...A little too much info at the time.

[Savage]

Oh yeah, and when my brother and I got noisy she'd hand us porno mags to shut us up...Still not sure why she did that but hey it worked.

[TheCheshireCat]

They bought me some book..which was useless because I have cable :o

[Dark Carnage]

I saw an advert for condoms and asked what they were.

I was about 6/7 so my Dad started drawing diagrams.

[Phoney Bone]

Originally posted by NOFX
They told me that sex was evil. That if I'd kissed a girl that she become pregnant. This all happen when I was in jr high so...:( what was yours? My mom told me while she was pregnet with my baby brother. She was watching on of those sick maternity shows. "A Baby Story" on TLC. Blech. I can't belive she convinced me into watching that show.:(

[NOFX]

Originally posted by Spider-Storm
I hate to say this but, that's sad :(
But if u here they musta had sex!:rolleyes: :)
There devoted christians and republicans which makes a dangerous combinations when rasing asian boy:o

[SuperMark]

they didn't.... I just found my dads porn stash when I was like 8 and it kind of taught it to me... in a warped kind of way

[War Lord]

Mine haven't told me anything yet?

Is there anything I need to know, you know between the birds and bees?

[Scarlet spidey]

NOFX is getting on my nerves.

[Majin Boo]

Originally posted by NOFX
They told me that sex was evil. That if I'd kissed a girl that she become pregnant. This all happen when I was in jr high so...:( what was yours?

dang, slow learner.

[Batman15]

Originally posted by Scarlet spidey
NOFX is getting on my nerves.

just now??

[Master Blaster]

My parents explained it to me as if they were talking to another adult. They didn't talk down to me by using some kind of metaphor like “Fuzzy Bunny & Fluffy Bunny”. They told me the truth.

[War Lord]

Originally posted by The Sabretooth
Well,I was in second grade at the time and someone took a pencil and inserted it into a whole in the wall.I asked my father what it meant,and he just gave it to me straight.He explained all the body parts.:)

Did he explain the purposes of the wall? You know, substitute solutions?

[War Lord]

Originally posted by The Sabretooth
What?You mean what the wall part was supposed to be? Yeah,he explained that.

No, no no. It's obvious what the wall is a substitute for. I was referring to when your girl is not available.

Like vacuum cleaners.

[Hobgoblin]

Mine bough me a book and then laughed at me when i read it. My dad and his sister anyway.

[BatMatt]

birds?.....and bees? me no understand

[doc ock rules!]

Well, my mom bought me a book when I was around six about how to have a baby. I think she taught me most about the birds and the bees when I had my period.

I've learned a lot of stuff from my science teachers at school around sex ed time and my friend's mom.

[Orko Is King]

They didn't tell me ****.

[War Lord]

Originally posted by doc ock rules!
Well, my mom bought me a book when I was around six about how to have a baby. I think she taught me most about the birds and the bees when I had my period.

I've learned a lot of stuff from my science teachers at school around sex ed time and my friend's mom.

Learning about the birds and bees is really cool.

Especially the hands on stuff.

[War Lord]

Originally posted by Orko Is King
They didn't tell me ****.

We could meet and I could show you what's it about.

[Strange]

They bought me a hooker.

[War Lord]

Originally posted by atmshawn
They bought me a hooker.

bought or rented?

[Strange]

I guess rented. I think it was for 30 minutes but I only needed about 2 1/2 and I did not even get a discount for that.

[War Lord]

Originally posted by atmshawn
I guess rented. I think it was for 30 minutes but I only needed about 2 1/2 and I did not even get a discount for that.

But you were young back then. You could have done it at least 15 more times before your time was up.

[Strange]

Originally posted by jonty30
But you were young back then. You could have done it at least 15 more times before your time was up.

I was scared then, but now I would probably still only last a couple of minutes but I would know better than to let her leave early.

[Dr.Dude]

I sorta found out when I walked in on them in the deed. :o Not long after my dad explained to me in th car what they were...ahem... doing. ;)

[Brodie Bruce]

You all have some ****ty parents.

[War Lord]

Girls are so nice, they never reject me outright.


Laugh, yes. but they never say no.

Like Orko is King. She didn't say no to my offer.

[SW Kalit]

My parents didn't say anything, they might have mentioned something along the lines of premarital sex and hell, but then again, maybe it was church when I did go there....

[solitary_knight]

My foster parents didn't know how to handle it, so they just kind of had me go along with my uncle one day, who worked the Sex Crimes Unit. I found out what not to do, I suppose.

[Orko Is King]

Originally posted by jonty30
We could meet and I could show you what's it about.

:eek: :(

[Savage]

Originally posted by solitary_knight
My foster parents didn't know how to handle it, so they just kind of had me go along with my uncle one day, who worked the Sex Crimes Unit. I found out what not to do, I suppose. LMAO!:D

[Oakley]

We had a really neat book geared for kids about sex. The funny thing is that the pictures were done using the same format that South Park used to use. I remember that first it showed how chickens have sex and have chicks, then dogs, then people. My mom is a nurse, and she explained it more biologically than spiritually. Our church took care of that part.

[kane9321]

never had the talk yet...lol and I'm 27 years old

[Quietstorm]

Originally posted by solitary_knight
My foster parents didn't know how to handle it, so they just kind of had me go along with my uncle one day, who worked the Sex Crimes Unit. I found out what not to do, I suppose.

LOL! :D

My mom would tell me where babies come from, and told me never to get pregnant until I was married. But most of the things relating to sex I found out by taking sex ed in school, or watching TV, or hanging out around friends. :o

[Bloody Vixen]

They sort of had an involvement...but why the birds and the bees? Why those two species? Why not bees and flowers?

[DBM]

Originally posted by Peacekeeper
"Use a condom."

That's pretty much what I was told. I was 16 and my mom looked over from the couch one day and said, "We've never had 'The Talk.' Do you know how sex works?" I said, "Yep." She said, "Use condoms." I said, "OK." And that was the whole talk.

[suicideking15]

One word:
Porn

[redmarvel]

:confused: Y'know, I don't ever remember discussing sex with either of my parents... how odd...

[Gambit8370]

For some reason I seem to remember having to explain it to them... :confused:

[War Lord]

Originally posted by Orko Is King
:eek: :(

I can turn that frown, upside down.


Babe!

[Scarlet spidey]

Originally posted by solitary_knight
My foster parents didn't know how to handle it, so they just kind of had me go along with my uncle one day, who worked the Sex Crimes Unit. I found out what not to do, I suppose. hehehe:D

[kane9321]

my mother caught me with a girl(during my high school years) at home so uh uh I dont think the talk was needed

[caretaker14]

Originally posted by suicideking15
One word:
Porn

:D

Same here. I watched it even before I knew what they were doing. Then my mom caught me and talked some ludicrous stuff. IE: Me "Mom, why do they take their clothes off?" Her "To get comfortable." Then my best friend told me the rest.

[TheSumOfGod]

When I was eight, my parents made me watch hard core Belgian porno for ten hours straight. I was later placed in an institute when I unsuccessfully attempted to rape a hard boiled egg in front of my teacher at school.

[caretaker14]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[twylight]

"Oh, the birds and the bees,
and the flowers and the trees,
And the stars up above,
and a thing called love."

I just read a book......It was in Chapter 9.

[GG LIVES!]

Come to think of it, I remember this line from one of my fave songs;

Oh the birds and the bees
and the cigarette trees.
The lemonade springs
where the bluebird sings
in the big Rock Candy Mountains.

[Ruined Angel]

When I was like, seven, my mum bought me this sex book for kids which explained everything about it in a child-friendly fashion. Seemed to work okay, although the first thing I did with it was giggle over the "rude" pictures with my friends in the playgroud. :p

[XSpidercideX]

I knew since I was 6, from my older sister telling me. I learned alot about it before 5th grade and when my dad talked to me about it, I already new alot of details.

[Spider-Who?]

they never really had to explain it to me. I found one of my dad's penthouse mags when i was five. befuddled by the strange things being stuck into some ladies body cavitys, i showed them to my folks...right in the middle of a large christmas party.

[cryptic name]

i learned in school and my parents kind of filled in the blanks...of course there was that one talk, I think my dad thought i was gay because of the comics and lack of interest in sports, but what the hell.

[cryptic name]

tv helped a lot too

[demento]

Mine bought me a copy of this:

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0818402539.01.LZZZZZZZ.gif

[Themanofbat]

One night, when I was around 16 years old, my Dad simply told me to "keep my pecker in my pants" before I went out and that was it.

:confused:

:)

[The Exalted]

Why do parents have to do that...any logical human being can figure it out...just look at LEGOS...

[twylight]

Originally posted by The Exalted
Why do parents have to do that...any logical human being can figure it out...just look at LEGOS...
:up:

I have never kissed anyone before and I had a friend ask me.
"But then you won't know how to kiss."
????..........I think I'll catch on when the time comes..;)

[The Exalted]

Originally posted by twylight
:up:

:cool:

[War Lord]

Originally posted by twylight
:up:

I have never kissed anyone before and I had a friend ask me.
"But then you won't know how to kiss."
????..........I think I'll catch on when the time comes..;)

I don't think it'll be that hard myself. The peices fit just right.

[T]

Originally posted by jonty30
I don't think it'll be that hard myself. The peices fit just right.

http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v245/CapsCrazyX17/SHH/robot.jpg Is that another LEGO reference, if so then :up:

[War Lord]

Originally posted by T-800 Model
http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v245/CapsCrazyX17/SHH/robot.jpg Is that another LEGO reference, if so then :up:

legoes are good for all kinds of life's lessons.

[Lord Nemesis]

I learned everything I needed to know in prison.

[Kipobe]

They made a porno tape of themselves, and made me "accidentally" find it. :(

[Kipobe]

^^ God... I'll say anything at 3am... :cpas:

[War Lord]

Originally posted by Killa Pooh Bear
They made a porno tape of themselves, and made me "accidentally" find it. :(

In Maxim magazine a few months back, this guy found his parents secret porn. He took a tape to his friends house and popped it into a vcr.


He watched his mom do the dad and the neighbour at the same time.

[NOFX]

NOFX is getting on my nerves.
Hahahahahaha!!! Damn its been so long I dont even remember What I did to gt on people nerves:o But anyways Bump :)

[Wilhelm-Scream]

We had a threesome and Ma and Pa showed me the "Ins and Outs".

[Corinthian™]

there was this cartoon about sex ed... for kids... I watched them when I was around 6 or 7... didn't care then.. I guess the knowledge just sticked there and everything came very straight forward... parents didn't do anything, tho...

[Danger Mouse]

They didn't just explain it to me. They showed me how it's done.

[batsone]

I learned everything I needed to know in prison.that is just wrong, funny as all 'get-out' but wrong none the less

[L.A.]

bump

[04nbod]

my family have completely ignored it- and thats the way i want it to stay!

[thedeadite]

my mom told me how sex works, then demonstrated how to use a condom on the handle of my favourite sword..i never played with that sword ever again.....

[Kyalesyin]

My cousins taught me... my parents explained everything in a nice, simple, straightforward way with a 'how your body works' book and school filled in all the other gaps.

The rest I picked up from practical experience.

[Hades]

I think the only thing my parents have taught me was how to drink and how to scream with shrieking effieciency, lol:heart:

[Kyalesyin]

Screaming is an underrrated talent.

[Hades]

Screaming is an underrrated talent.
yuss, I use it in conjuction with my singing voice:hyper:

[Kyalesyin]

yuss, I use it in conjuction with my singing voice:hyper:

This I have to hear.

[Hades]

This I have to hear.
hellz no.

sometimes I lock myself in the bathroom, though and just scream.

I find it theraputic. Of course I don't do it as often as I'd like cause then my neighbours would think I'm bat **** crazy. Even though, I think they already do.:csad:

[Superman]

They didn't, I learned it on the streets like a normal person should.:oldrazz:

[Kaleb]

They havnt explained to me,that been said I still want them to explain it to me,just so they feel awkard.

[Sugarculted]

just learned it from television, the good ol' days of channel 5 late night movies of many years back :up:

[<(o_o)>]

They didn't. I had to learn about it from watch comedies, horror movies & soft core porn growning up.:o

[JustABill]

Mine didn't explain it to me either. Like many here I learned from watching movies, TV, friends, and sex with said friends and others.

[redmarvel]

They actually never explained it to me... I learned by myself

Likewise... I don't think my parents weere aware about how much I knew until I brought a guy home.

[InsaneMembrane]

I asked what DNA was and my dad took the opportunity to tell me what sex was he actually got me a child's book(I was like 8 or 9) that explains how rabbits chickens and humans are made, and had like diagrams of sperm fertilizing eggs, didn't mention love or anything I guess thats what you get when dad is a biologist

[Fran]

I honestly can't remember, it was a long time ago.

[Spoarz™]

We saw a video at school that explained everything, which also featured footage of a woman giving birth. :dry:

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Haha, it was so gross 'cause they were ex-hippies, so they wanted to be all "frank" and "unashamed", but they were also staunch Born Again Christians, so it all had to be in a "Christian Context".
Worst of both worlds.:up:

EDIT: well, no. The "worst" of the conservative Christian side is actually when they're so ashamed of sex that just avoid it and never tell their kids anything.

In FIFTH grade, I was friends with these 3 brothers who were sons of a polygamist. Their Mom is insane and would rather have them grow up to be murderers than ever have sex.

So, in FIFTH grade, one of them had a crush on the hottest girl in the class and he confided to his brother that he always dreamed of touching Charlene's penis. No joke, lol.

[Kyalesyin]

hellz no.

sometimes I lock myself in the bathroom, though and just scream.

I find it theraputic. Of course I don't do it as often as I'd like cause then my neighbours would think I'm bat **** crazy. Even though, I think they already do.:csad:

When I was in hospital they had a soundproffed room that we could go into and scream in. It was great therapy. The scrapped it for being too 'new age'. I perfected the silent scream after that.

[Kyalesyin]

Haha, it was so gross 'cause they were ex-hippies, so they wanted to be all "frank" and "unashamed", but they were also staunch Born Again Christians, so it all had to be in a "Christian Context".
Worst of both worlds.:up:

EDIT: well, no. The "worst" of the conservative Christian side is actually when they're so ashamed of sex that just avoid it and never tell their kids anything.

In FIFTH grade, I was friends with these 3 brothers who were sons of a polygamist. Their Mom is insane and would rather have them grow up to be murderers than ever have sex.

So, in FIFTH grade, one of them had a crush on the hottest girl in the class and he confided to his brother that he always dreamed of touching Charlene's penis. No joke, lol.

I suddenly feel very, very lucky.

[ShadowBoxing]

They didn't bother.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

They didn't bother.You had to learn about it from Cinemax? :csad:

[ShadowBoxing]

You had to learn about it from Cinemax? :csad:
Friends, the internet, television pretty much does the job for them.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Whoa, nothing screams "You are freaking old." like an adult telling you they learned about sex on the internet. :huh:
When we had our talk there was this amazing new band called Van Halen and I had a huge crush on Olivia Newton John, hahaha.

[Sean Adisano]

they told me EVERYTHING when i was 5. i guess they wanted to get it over with and be able to say things in front of me knowing that i wouldn't ask questions since they already told me. then i caught them in the act when i was 8...that day on i knew everything there was to know.

[Metamorpho1977]

They didn't tell me. I went to church camp when I was 14 and met a 16 year old preacher's daughter. We did a lot of praying together those two weeks.

[Sean Adisano]

They didn't tell me. I went to church camp when I was 14 and met a 16 year old preacher's daughter. We did a lot of praying together those two weeks.

"praying" huh :cwink:

[Superman]

Haha, it was so gross 'cause they were ex-hippies, so they wanted to be all "frank" and "unashamed", but they were also staunch Born Again Christians, so it all had to be in a "Christian Context".
Worst of both worlds.:up:

EDIT: well, no. The "worst" of the conservative Christian side is actually when they're so ashamed of sex that just avoid it and never tell their kids anything.

In FIFTH grade, I was friends with these 3 brothers who were sons of a polygamist. Their Mom is insane and would rather have them grow up to be murderers than ever have sex.

So, in FIFTH grade, one of them had a crush on the hottest girl in the class and he confided to his brother that he always dreamed of touching Charlene's penis. No joke, lol.Ex-hippies born again Christians. You poor man.:csad:

[WorthyStevens]

My parents had two separate picture charts with a penis and vagina on each one, and pointed out 'That goes in there'. :hyper:

[Speedball]

My parents never did.
I learned it in school.

[imdaly]

My parent's never got around to teaching me first, cause I was always too drunk.

Luckily my priest later taught me the ways sometime around my 5th birthday.




...still a little sore...