the official late night with conan o'brien thread

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exactly as the name says. this is the late night with conan thread.

[GL-Corps#28]

Let me pull the Walker Texas Ranger lever to bump this thread.

Click!

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why thank you. I don't know why I didn't wait to start this thread till monday.

[Go Web Go!]

Keep Cool, My Babies! :o

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okay.

[Doomed_hero]

Am I the only one who agrees with Conan that just one night Max sould just start a song and then Cona starts dancing , and everyone in the studio starts dancing,......for a full Hour. I would love that. Best show ever.

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that would be sooo f***** funny. or would it?...

[Doomed_hero]

Whats everyones fav moment. Two stick out to me. And thats from early on when Conan and Andy start laughing. Then it started in slow- mo with them still laughing and Andy looks over at Max and Max has a shot gun that he shoots Andy with. Conan then says you son of a ***** and pulls out a gun and shoots Max. All of it was slow-mo and had me on the ground laughing.

The other is Harission Ford seeeeeeccreeeeets.

"Its not easy being a celebrity, one day a kid came up to me and asked me for a auto graph, so I gave it to him. He then said thatnks Mr. Hanks. I took it away from him, tore it up and told him Tom Hanks was dead."

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"tom hanks is dead"

that still makes me laugh.

what about fav character?

[Batman15]

oh man, the one with michael moore from a few weeks ago is my favorite of all time. that baseball skit was friggin hilarious. i was crying.

"CATCH IT YOU FOOL!"

[Doomed_hero]

HMMMMMMMM thats hard. i would have to say the coked up Werewolf and Frankenstien. There is also the ones everyone has to like,the classics, Masterbating Bear anfd Truimpt The insult comic. I am one of the few who can't stop laughing for some reason when I see the fed Ex pope.

[Doomed_hero]

Originally posted by Batman15
oh man, the one with michael moore from a few weeks ago is my favorite of all time. that baseball skit was friggin hilarious. i was crying.

"CATCH IT YOU FOOL!"


And when he laughed when that woman said her father was dead then he wouldn't stop courting her. HILIARIOUS.

[GL-Corps#28]

All of the seeeecrets are great.

Jeff Goldblum: Seeecrets.

People come up to me all the time and ask me if my name is pronounced Gold-Bloom or Gold-Blum. And I always tell them the same thing: How dare you speak to me.

And the Year 2000 bits are great as well.

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"IN THE YEAR 2000000000000"

[Batman15]

Originally posted by Doomed_hero
And when he laughed when that woman said her father was dead then he wouldn't stop courting her. HILIARIOUS.

hahahaha oh man i love that skit so much....

that woman looked soo uncomfortable.

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I haven't seen desk driving in a while.

[Shifty]

Or always mentioning that La Bamba is a pervert. :D

Preperation H Raymond would be my favourite character.
Remember Whale Week from 2 years ago? At the end of the week Will Ferrell came out of the whale as Robert Goulet, did a short interview - sang Lover Boy then just ran behind the curtain.

As a Canadian, his week in Toronto was his best and hope the show returns one day.

[Spider-Storm]

I like Kids Drawings about 3 or 4 weeks ago, that one was the best!

[venom340]

The one episode where he had Jim Carrey was the best thing I've ever seen. And that is what made me a true Conan fan.

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The episodes with jeff goldblum are always the most unproductive interviews EVER.

they talk about conan's skin.

[Shifty]

He was mentioned in the Pooch Cafe comic strip today.

And what things won't Joel the Annoucer not do?

[GL-Corps#28]

I'll tell you one thing he WILL do: Make sweet love to Asian men. :D

[Go Web Go!]

I, Rowboat. Hehe.

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I loved the episode when gas prices went up.

and joel had a mohawk and went inot like a mad max thing. anybody see that?

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tonights episode might be a repeat but it's still funny as helll!

[The Undertaker]

Einstein crapping water for 4 hours! :D

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The patton oswald interview had my sides actually hurting.

[Shifty]

I had the best dream last night.

First I was watching The Daily Show and it was 'The Best of Steve Carell'. Even had Jon Stewart look younger. For some reason my mind made up hilarious segments and I remember seeing the Produce Pete bumper

THEN my dream shifted to Late Night, Conan was up in the audience at the top of the stairs. A fake prostetic leg was being passed up the audience and Conan wanted it taken out of the studio by security. He was talking to the audience improvising etc, just hilarious moment and Conan had this look on his face thinking what is going on. I can't describe it that great, or remember much. All I can remember is if it did actually happen it would be the greatest moment ever in the show's history.

[Quietstorm]

I like the Frankenstein bit where he wastes a minute of their time :o :up:

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The thing about the "FRANKENSTIEN WASTES A MINUTE OF OUR TIME" bit is he literally wastes a minute of your time.

[Quietstorm]

Originally posted by zer00
The thing about the "FRANKENSTIEN WASTES A MINUTE OF OUR TIME" bit is he literally wastes a minute of your time.

LOL! Like when he showed them that cigarette :D

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or the wodden spoon. :D

[AmazinUncleBen]

I love the lightswitch behind Tom Hanks.

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oh yeah. that was friggin hilarious!

[Doomed_hero]

My fav was the gum on the seat.

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if they mated was funny tonight. to bad it's a repeat.

[Pink Ranger]

Here's an obscure past reference for you, which I found absolutely hilarious and still do.

SKULL JUICE VENDOR!!!

[The Hero]

Originally posted by slinger
Or always mentioning that La Bamba is a pervert. :D We should make a La Bamba appreciation thread.He's the true backbone of the show!:D

[The Hero]

Originally posted by zer00
The patton oswald interview had my sides actually hurting. When they just started saying "HeadsUpQueer-Fox!"over and over it has hilarious.

[omegafro2000]

I just got done reading an article in Wizard about some of Hollywood's biggest comic fans and I found a sidenote involving our favorite tv host.

Back when Conan was in college, he and a few friends stole the Robin costume from Burt Ward, who was having a ceminar at Harvard. A few days later, they called Ward and, pretending to be the Joker, he demanded a ransom for it's safe return.:D

And through this tragic orgin tale comes... CATMAN, DEFENDER OF THE NERDY AND PALE-SKINNED!!!:D

[Phoney Bone]

Oh ****, that's great.:D


Conan just rose like 10 spots on my cool meter, and he was already pretty high up. He's pushing at the top now.

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HOLY S**** HE DID THAT!!

He is now one of the coolest people on the planet.

[imdaly]

I'm watching right now, and the Walker, Texas Ranger Lever was HILARIOUS!!

Walker getting engaged...and then SHOT!

Walker backfisting a smart-elic next to him

And what the heck was going on with that guy LETTING THE KID FALL TO THE FLOOR?!?!?! And Conan's reaction was CLASSIC! HAHAHAHAHAHA



LOVE this show!

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I watching it but I missed that part. :(

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they showed a walker clip.


"you're a lousy dancer pike. hopefully you'll dance better in prison"

WTF!!!??

[imdaly]

lol. the funny thing is that I actually really LIKED Walker, Texas Ranger. Somehow, it's not until Conan's Lever that I realized just how insanely cheesy the show is.

.....oh my god.....as I'm writing this, I'm seeing the guest "Band"....tell me I'm being Punk'd or something, because they are HORRIBLE!!!

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because of the lever I watched a episode of walker. and saw something that i thought would be lever worhty.

and what do you kow a couple days later that was one of the clips he showed.

my fav is still..."A PLANE CRASHED HERE!"

[Doomed_hero]

Hahahahah, I love the plane one. My favorite is when a guy has Walker tied up and is drinking water, then Walker kicks the guys ass and drinks the water. That was funny as hell.

[The Hero]

Originally posted by omegafro2000
I just got done reading an article in Wizard about some of Hollywood's biggest comic fans and I found a sidenote involving our favorite tv host.

Back when Conan was in college, he and a few friends stole the Robin costume from Burt Ward, who was having a ceminar at Harvard. A few days later, they called Ward and, pretending to be the Joker, he demanded a ransom for it's safe return.:D

And through this tragic orgin tale comes... CATMAN, DEFENDER OF THE NERDY AND PALE-SKINNED!!!:D Holy crap...Conan has now gone up from idol to hero status.:eek: :eek: :eek:

[shemeshan]

Originally posted by omegafro2000
I just got done reading an article in Wizard about some of Hollywood's biggest comic fans and I found a sidenote involving our favorite tv host.

Back when Conan was in college, he and a few friends stole the Robin costume from Burt Ward, who was having a ceminar at Harvard. A few days later, they called Ward and, pretending to be the Joker, he demanded a ransom for it's safe return.:D

And through this tragic orgin tale comes... CATMAN, DEFENDER OF THE NERDY AND PALE-SKINNED!!!:D

I f he really did that, HE HAS NOW BECOME THE BEST TALK SHOW HOST EVER.

My fav walker seen scene was when he was walking and was then hit in the head with a wood oar.

[The Hero]

A prelude to I,Rowboat.:D

[The Hero]

And remember the sketch they did about Billy Bush?Pure genius.:D

[Bug-Eyed Earl]

This was perhaps the most bizarre interview I've ever seen on Conan. I knew it was going to be crazy, so I recorded it, and thought it was worth transcribing

(First few sentences missed)
CONAN O'BRIEN: Yeah, this is a real treat for you.
HARLAN WILLIAMS: A real treat. I'm here in the middle of, what is it, level orange that we're at?
CONAN: We're at code orange, I guess.
HARLAN: You know what it is for me, Code Orange is not only a state of preparedness, but its also what I call your hairstyle.
CONAN: Oh, really? You think this is Code Orange? Why?
HARLAN: Well, cause you got like your red hair and its standing up, like, alert, and on (audience laughs.) Instead of getting duct tape together they should just hand out Conan O'Brien wigs, and kids could put em on and hide under school desks
CONAN: That's a good idea.
HARLAN: I don't know what I got, but I got it.
CONAN: so, do you have a problem with anything else going on here(puts hands on face), or do you think Conan O'Brien's looking OK?
HARLAN: I'm a little jealous of your chin.
CONAN: My chin?
HARLAN: Well, because you've got one(rubs chin). I mean look at this, man. I'll never play the violin, man. You could play the cello, man.
CONAN: Yeah, me, I could get right in there.
HARLAN: I got no chin- when I drool, it goes right down into my underpants.
CONAN: How terrible for you.
HARLAN: I tried to give like an Italian guy the fungula. the other day.
CONAN: Yeah, that's how they swear at each other (NOTE:they seem to be referring to when you put you fingers under your chin and then flick them out).
HARLAN:And I got no chin, and it went right in my eye.
CONAN: Well, don't do that anymore.
HARLAN: Yeah, no fungula for me.
CONAN: You, I've talked to many times, I know about your life, you're from Canada-(audience members cheer)- well, there you go. Now, you';re living in Los Angeles. How are you handling the transition-a Canadian living in L.A? Is it difficult?
HARLAN: It's kinda tropical there. You got your coconut trees and your pineapple shrubs-
CONAN: (laughing)There's not a pineapple shrub.
HARLAN: Isn't there pineapple there?
CONAN: No, there's not a pineapple shrub. What are you talking about? Where's my dictionary?
HARLAN: Maybe that's why that old lady said "Stop spraying whipped cream on my bushes, you bastard!"
CONAN: (after prolonged laughter) You say the dumbest things(continues cracking up)! Now, so, but is it a hard transition. You say it's tropical. I mean, you're not used ot that in Canada.
HARLAN: Well, what happens is you get critters in your house. A lot of spiders and ants and creatures. And you go to sleep. The other night I could feel things crawling in my bed. So I flick on the light and there's Barry Manilow and David Hasselhoff.
CONAN: (after more laughter) Even you're enjoying that one.
HARLAN: Yeah, that one was a... a Double...uh...
CONAN: Double Whammy there
HARLAN: No.
CONAN: Sorry.
HARLAN: Double Swedish Treat, is what I was going to say.
CONAN: Now, the Oscars have been announced.
HARLAN: Yeah.
CONAN: You're in show business. What's your take on this Oscar thing?
HARLAN: I don't know. About everyone's going nuts for "Harry Potter" and "Harry Potter's Twin Towers."
CONAN: Do you like the "Harry Potter" movies?
HARLAN: No, everything's wizardly now. Even like, Hans Blix and Boutros Boutros Gali-Gali... (seems to trail off) But what I'm getting at, Conan-
CONAN: Yeah, if you could tell me what you're getting at we'd all be thrilled.
HARLAN: Well, everything's becoming magical and wizardly now. Like the other day I woke up and thought I was a magical wizard. Here's what happened. I was over at the mall just wandering around and I had to do a tinkle. So I went into the mens room to do a tinkle. I don't know if you or any of the fellas in the crowd are in the middle of doing a tinkle and all of a sudden some of that weird mysterious underwear lint gets stuck in the eye of the cyclops- (huge burst of laughter)- and I went to do a tinkle and two of 'em came out! I thought it was a magical wizard, man! I thought I had Harry Potter penis!
CONAN: (amidst laughter and laughing himself) what are you talking about?
HARLAN: Come on, you ever done-
CONAN: NO! I'm not gonna- even if that happened, I'm not gonna go "Yeah! That happened!" That's insane! I'm not gonna talk about my Harry Potter tinkle penis! It's crazy! You're a crazy man!
HARLAN: It's nutty-nutty-nutty-McFudgy stuff.
CONAN: What?
HARLAN: Well, you just said crazy, which is-
CONAN: No, your trolley went off the tracks. Mine was on the tracks. You're an insane person.
HARLAN: I love all the stars here. Every night when I watch your show I look at all the little speckles in the sky. And if you squint just right, just right, it almost looks like thjose cute little dots on Morgan Freeman's face. (Huge laughter) Those cute little dots he has.
CONAN: Those are lovable dots. That's what they're like for you? So your viewing experience is very different form everyone else's.
HARLAN: Well you asked me about movies.
CONAN: Yeah, I guess this is all my fault. I said "How are the Oscar picks" And next we're looming at Morgan Freeman's face in the sky. That means I'm cuckoo, huh?
HARLAN: How dare you rape me with your lunges.
CONAN: (Cracking up) I didn't lunge at you.
HARLAN: He just lunged at me! It's like I was here talking to Cujo or something.
CONAN: This Friday Harlan's going to be performing at the University of Florida, and Feb 20-23rd- I did not rape you-will be at Cobb's Comedy Club in San Francisco. You know what, it's seriously, I always just thoroughly enjoy it, always really funny. Harlan Williams.

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you seem to have a lot of time on your hands. but a great contribution to the conan thread.

[omegafro2000]

Originally posted by shemeshan
I f he really did that, HE HAS NOW BECOME THE BEST TALK SHOW HOST EVER.


I wouldn't say ever, maybe now, but nobody can beat Johnny Carson. He started the whole late night talk show trend. He might have been before my time, but I've seen reruns of his show and he truly was hilarious!!!

[Shifty]

Originally posted by Bug-Eyed Earl
This was perhaps the most bizarre interview I've ever seen on Conan. I knew it was going to be crazy, so I recorded it, and thought it was worth transcribing

CONAN: You, I've talked to many times, I know about your life, you're from Canada-(audience members cheer)- well, there you go. Now, you';re living in Los Angeles. How are you handling the transition-a Canadian living in L.A? Is it difficult?
HARLAN: It's kinda tropical there. You got your coconut trees and your pineapple shrubs-
CONAN: (laughing)There's not a pineapple shrub.
HARLAN: Isn't there pineapple there?
CONAN: No, there's not a pineapple shrub. What are you talking about? Where's my dictionary?
HARLAN: Maybe that's why that old lady said "Stop spraying whipped cream on my bushes, you bastard!"
CONAN: (after prolonged laughter) You say the dumbest things(continues cracking up)! Now, so, but is it a hard transition. You say it's tropical. I mean, you're not used ot that in Canada.
HARLAN: Well, what happens is you get critters in your house. A lot of spiders and ants and creatures. And you go to sleep. The other night I could feel things crawling in my bed. So I flick on the light and there's Barry Manilow and David Hasselhoff.
CONAN: (after more laughter) Even you're enjoying that one.

HARLAN: Well, everything's becoming magical and wizardly now. Like the other day I woke up and thought I was a magical wizard. Here's what happened. I was over at the mall just wandering around and I had to do a tinkle. So I went into the mens room to do a tinkle. I don't know if you or any of the fellas in the crowd are in the middle of doing a tinkle and all of a sudden some of that weird mysterious underwear lint gets stuck in the eye of the cyclops- (huge burst of laughter)- and I went to do a tinkle and two of 'em came out! I thought it was a magical wizard, man! I thought I had Harry Potter penis!
CONAN: (amidst laughter and laughing himself) what are you talking about?
HARLAN: Come on, you ever done-
CONAN: NO! I'm not gonna- even if that happened, I'm not gonna go "Yeah! That happened!" That's insane! I'm not gonna talk about my Harry Potter tinkle penis! It's crazy! You're a crazy man!

HARLAN: I love all the stars here. Every night when I watch your show I look at all the little speckles in the sky. And if you squint just right, just right, it almost looks like thjose cute little dots on Morgan Freeman's face. (Huge laughter) Those cute little dots he has.
CONAN: Those are lovable dots. That's what they're like for you? So your viewing experience is very different form everyone else's.
HARLAN: Well you asked me about movies.
CONAN: Yeah, I guess this is all my fault. I said "How are the Oscar picks" And next we're looming at Morgan Freeman's face in the sky. That means I'm cuckoo, huh?
HARLAN: How dare you rape me with your lunges.
CONAN: (Cracking up) I didn't lunge at you.


I watched that, excellent interview. Thanks for the transcript.

[The Hero]

Yeah,he's always a riot.

"That's the stupidest thing I have ever heard."
"Ever punch your sleeping grandma in the face with a canoe?"
"What?"
"Well,now that's the stupidest thing you've ever heard."

Anyone catch last night's rerun?I want Conan's car.:(

"You know what I call that?The Cone-Bone."

[Scarlet spidey]

Originally posted by GL-Corps#28
All of the seeeecrets are great.

Jeff Goldblum: Seeecrets.

People come up to me all the time and ask me if my name is pronounced Gold-Bloom or Gold-Blum. And I always tell them the same thing: How dare you speak to me.

And the Year 2000 bits are great as well. Bwahahaha!:D

[The Undertaker]

Originally posted by The Hero
Yeah,he's always a riot.

"That's the stupidest thing I have ever heard."
"Ever punch your sleeping grandma in the face with a canoe?"
"What?"
"Well,now that's the stupidest thing you've ever heard."

Anyone catch last night's rerun?I want Conan's car.:(

"You know what I can that?The Cone-Bone."

The green machine! No fair Brad got to go home in it. :(

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The hornets nest in the trunk. god that was funny. and when he was headbangin' in the car.

[Shifty]

And how cool was the Blackout Episode? He might've did only did 10 minutes but I enjoyed how it came across and that nobody in the East Coast will ever see that episode, only the re-editted version they showed the next night.

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Yeah the blackout episode was so cool.

I honeslty think he would have done the show like that if he could.




does anybody remember that character back stage larry?

[GL-Corps#28]

I wish Conan would make that clothing line he was talking about one night. I would totally buy a pair or pants with a giant stripe on them and a Conan head with the word CONE-ZONE on the ass. I'd never take them off!

[Spider-Storm]

Originally posted by omegafro2000
CATMAN, DEFENDER OF THE NERDY AND PALE-SKINNED!!!:D
:D :up:

[Shifty]

I would buy his tanned action figure Seth Green gave him.

[The Hero]

Originally posted by slinger
I would buy his tanned action figure Seth Green gave him. "And as I stood in the ashes of what was once my house,I thought 'What did I ever do to provoke Conan?'.It turns out,after the show Conan wanted me to tell him 'Hey,great interveiw!You are so good at interveiwing!'.I didn't do that.He burnt my house down."

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oh man I forgot about that part.

god I laughed my ass off when he said that.

[Phoney Bone]

"I'm not gonna talk about my Harry Potter tinkle penis!"



I can't believe I missed this epsiode!:D

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[GoldGoblin]

Will this be coming to dvd,besides the 10th anniversary edition?

[Shifty]

Best of Triumph The Insult Comic Dog is also coming to DVD

[Catman]

Originally posted by omegafro2000
And through this tragic orgin tale comes... CATMAN, DEFENDER OF THE NERDY AND PALE-SKINNED!!!:D

You called? ;)

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wow you actually came here.

[Catman]

I told you I would.

[Go Web Go!]

Originally posted by slinger
Best of Triumph The Insult Comic Dog is also coming to DVD

Well, if they're going to release a "Best of Triumph" dvd, then I want a "Best of Masturbating Bear" and "Best of Frankenstein" dvd's too!

[Shifty]

Originally posted by Go Web Go!
Well, if they're going to release a "Best of Triumph" dvd, then I want a "Best of Masturbating Bear" and "Best of Frankenstein" dvd's too!

Best of the Rest! All the other characters.


Mets Fan Who Yells
Perperation H Raymond (anyone see him offer Heidi Klum some H?)
FedEX Pope
Joel and Toshi
Pimpbot 3000
Andy's sister
Coked Up Werewolf
Old Fashioned Salesman

etc

Hopefully sales are good and NBC starts churning them [all his segments] out like the poorly produced SNL: Best of _______

[Phoney Bone]

Damn, last night's was great. The clips were just ridiculous. Like that random walrus, or that one were those girls were singing, and there was the Zorro dude dancing around them, and then they were on TV, and those other guys were like in a warehouse. :D

Conan was thinking the same thing as me, "What the hell was going on?"

[Shifty]

We 8/4: Jamie Foxx, Josie Maran, Beenie Man
Th 8/5: Brittany Murphy, Louis CK
Fr 8/6: Jada Pinkett-Smith, Sahara Hotnights

Mo 8/9: Lauren Graham, Paula Abdul, Old Crow Medicine Show (R 5/7/04)
Tu 8/10: Seth Green :), Blanchard Ryan, NOFX
We 8/11: Clyde Peeling, Mutual Admiration Society
Th 8/12: TBA
Fr 8/13: They Might Be Giants

Mo 8/16: Pre-empted for Olympic Games:mad: :mad:

[Phoney Bone]

Awesome line up.

Can't wait to see They Might Be Giants.


If there's a God, they'd perform the song in my sig.:D

[litlgreendude]

man once in a while over at my place... the channel kicks out right before connan... I get SOOOO pissed.

[Phoney Bone]

That was so funny last night when that guy walked right in front of the camera, and Conan was like "When was it okay to do that?"

They took the desk for a ride! WHOHOO!

[Go Web Go!]

Originally posted by bmfunny
That was so funny last night when that guy walked right in front of the camera, and Conan was like "When was it okay to do that?"

They took the desk for a ride! WHOHOO!

Hehe. That was great. I liked how he was dropping little hints as if the guy he was riding with was a pothead. "I bet you're getting hungry..." And lets not forget "That's not the way it went in rehearsal, but okay." ;)

[Phoney Bone]

Yeah that was great.

Or when he had that flour on his shoulder. "You have some-"

"That's flour. I know what you were thinking."

Or he was calling him Shaggy.

[Spider-Storm]

"Cone don't Ride Alone!" I love that line! :D

[The Hero]

They have a Walker lever,a Knightrider chain,and a Beverly Hill's Cop button....now all they need is a V.I.P. pedal and a Baywatch wheel and this will be the greatest show in the history of telovision.

[Zombie Chicken]

Originally posted by slinger
FedEX Pope


NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


The Fedex Pope is the worst character!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

[Spider-Storm]

Why don't they have the Knightrider chain and Beverl Hills button anymore? :(

[Phoney Bone]

I'm sure they'll eventually be back.

[dr. loomis]

Originally posted by The Hero
They have a Walker lever,a Knightrider chain,and a Beverly Hill's Cop button....now all they need is a V.I.P. pedal and a Baywatch wheel and this will be the greatest show in the history of telovision. damn, i never seen the beverly hills cop button, and i watch it almost every night. that would be funny as hell!!! they must not of did it too much. i love the walker and knight rider lever. hey, anyone like the lulllaby skit he does right before the first commercial? i think that is some funny s**t!!! he all sings softly and shows like clips of stuff like kangaroo jack and micheal jackson holding the baby over the ledge. conan is by far the funniest talk show going.

[Shifty]

They did those two other ones when the merger and lever just happened. But I guess The Lever was loved the most, but they should bring them back. I wonder which writers watch Walker and select which clips to air. Sweet job.

[The Hero]

Remember when he played the Beverly Hills Cop theme during a Walker clip?:D

[Spider-Storm]

those were awesome!

[The Hero]

Originally posted by zer00
The thing about the "FRANKENSTIEN WASTES A MINUTE OF OUR TIME" bit is he literally wastes a minute of your time. Remember the one where all he did was pull the Walker Texas Ranger lever,and it just played a realy long Walker clip where nothing happened?:D

[Go Web Go!]

Originally posted by slinger
Best of the Rest! All the other characters.


Mets Fan Who Yells
Perperation H Raymond (anyone see him offer Heidi Klum some H?)
FedEX Pope
Joel and Toshi
Pimpbot 3000
Andy's sister
Coked Up Werewolf
Old Fashioned Salesman

etc

Hopefully sales are good and NBC starts churning them [all his segments] out like the poorly produced SNL: Best of _______

Hmm, now that I think about it, they should release every episode of "60" along with those "Best of" sets...

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I go out of town. And thats when all the funny stuff happens.

[The Hero]

Originally posted by slinger
He was mentioned in the Pooch Cafe comic strip today.

And what things won't Joel the Annoucer not do? Apperently not a Soccratic front rub.

[Phoney Bone]

Originally posted by Go Web Go!
Hmm, now that I think about it, they should release every episode of "60" along with those "Best of" sets... I remember "60", man that was great.:D

[Spider-Storm]

Is it me or does Late Nite get crappy guests sometimes?

[Phoney Bone]

Yeah, but he always makes it work.

[Shifty]

Originally posted by Spider-Storm
Is it me or does Late Nite get crappy guests sometimes?

Kilborn gets the crappy guests. Consie doesn't get great guests but he makes the interview work and surprises you.

[The Undertaker]

Originally posted by slinger
They did those two other ones when the merger and lever just happened. But I guess The Lever was loved the most, but they should bring them back. I wonder which writers watch Walker and select which clips to air. Sweet job.

It's actually funny because most of what you see is hand picked and written by Conan himself.. well, he has a team that he works with and believe it or not puts more work in his show than we actually think, Leno does the same. Just the other day I took the NBC Studio tour in New York and was annoying the guide with my questions but they didnt seem to mind. So it truely is the Conan O'brien show.

And about the guests thing. it dosent even bother me.. I don't watch it for the guests. I tune in every night to see Conan and it dosent matter if they are big or not because they are funny reguardless.

I really loved the interview the other night with Brittany Murphy when she was mentioning she likes guys to hold her and Conan did a short impression of a giant holding her on his side walking with an angry face.. man, I couldnt stop for 5 minutes straight.

[Go Web Go!]

Originally posted by Spider-Storm
Is it me or does Late Nite get crappy guests sometimes?

It doesn't matter. The guests don't make the show. :up:

[Spider-Storm]

true

[Shifty]

Originally posted by Go Web Go!
It doesn't matter. The guests don't make the show. :up:

But when you get a Will Ferrell, Jeff Goldblum, Seth Green, Jim Carrey, Darrell Hammond, Andy Richter, or Christopher Walken as guests they do make the show better.

We 8/11: Clyde Peeling, Dax Shepard, Mutual Admiration Society
Th 8/12: Special Episode - DVD Infomercial
Fr 8/13: Darrell Hammond, Blanchard Ryan, They Might Be Giants

Thursday should be an interesting show. And Friday's show is the last Consie (rerun or new) we'll see until the Olympics are done. NBC has pre-empted Late Night for two weeks.

[Doomed_hero]

eh, Conan is more enertaining then any sport.

[zer00]

true.

what's with thursdays episode?

[Go Web Go!]

"Soothing Gummy" hehe...

[Shifty]

Choco!

Dax and Conan going over the extras on the DVD. Conan getting his makeup, Conan doing it, Conan taking a 30 minute nap...

[Icewoman]

I love his Ana Nicole Smith inpersanation -- it is sooooo funny!!!!

I like "In the year 2000" bit

Those are 2 of my favorites --

oh and when he imitates Jay Leno -- funny!!!

[Mr.Webs]

Last night was great...

"What is it? A Jewish cobra?"

:D :up:

[The Hero]

I can't wait to see that infomercial.:D

[Archangel]

Bwaha. I didn't think the infomercial thing was serious, it's gonna be great.

[Phoney Bone]

Originally posted by slinger
But when you get a Will Ferrell, Jeff Goldblum, Seth Green, Jim Carrey, Darrell Hammond, Andy Richter, or Christopher Walken as guests they do make the show better.

We 8/11: Clyde Peeling, Dax Shepard, Mutual Admiration Society
Th 8/12: Special Episode - DVD Infomercial
Fr 8/13: Darrell Hammond, Blanchard Ryan, They Might Be Giants

Thursday should be an interesting show. And Friday's show is the last Consie (rerun or new) we'll see until the Olympics are done. NBC has pre-empted Late Night for two weeks. So excited about tonights, and They Might be Giants tommorow.:D

[The Hero]

Originally posted by bmfunny
So excited about tonights, and They Might be Giants tommorow.:D Whuzzat?:confused:

[Batman15]

guess theyll still be showing misc. repeats on comedy central, seein as there is not going to be a show for them to repeat from the night before for the next two weeks...

[The Hero]

Tell me this episode doesn't solidify Conan as the greatest entertainer in the history of all mankind and bunnies and space mutants.:o

[zer00]

conan is a sick sick man

[Shifty]

The only tragedy is that this Incredible Viewables episode isn't on the DVDs. Might get the Triumph one. Bruce Jenner :D

[The Hero]

I may make the "Present it,and Resent it!" bit my sig.

[casualspidey101]

hahaha did u guys see the replay of the starwars ep where triumph is making fun of those ppl hahahahah i busted my guts laughing at that i never get sick of the sketch

[The Hero]

That "People have come from as far as exit 12!" line gets me every time.:D

[Shifty]

Conan's sweaters got funnier and funnier for each segment and Triumph's insult about about Jenner's sexuality was the best.

"To the Max!"

[Spider-Storm]

Originally posted by bmfunny
So excited about tonights, and They Might be Giants tommorow.:D
Tell me what if they perform "Ex. Film" Cause i'm probably gonna be too tired to watch the music:(

Damn 12:30 Starts! (I live in Indiana so times confusing):mad: :(

[MST3K 4ever]

I usually catch him on Comedy Central...and he does a good job at interjecting humor during his interviews...on the very bright side...he is losing some of his competition...Craig Kilborn has announced that he is leaving the late,late show.

[Spider-Storm]

wat? no! he was awesome :(

[Spider-Storm]

But not as good as Conan obviously

[The Hero]

Originally posted by MST3K 4ever
I usually catch him on Comedy Central...and he does a good job at interjecting humor during his interviews...on the very bright side...he is losing some of his competition...Craig Kilborn has announced that he is leaving the late,late show. HUZZAH!!!! :up: :up: :up: :up: :up:

[Shifty]

by Lia Haberman
Aug 13, 2004, 10:00 AM PT


Night owls have lost one of their own.

Late Late Show host Craig Kilborn gave notice Thursday after five successful seasons on the CBS talker.

The network had purportedly been in talks with the sardonic talk-show yakker this summer about extending his contract, but Kilborn has apparently decided to shift to a career behind the scenes.

"It was easily the greatest job I've ever had, and CBS was very generous in their offer to re-sign me," Kilborn told Variety. "But I simply want to try something new. I can now focus on writing and producing different television projects I haven't had time for.

"And this is cool: I will continue to wear makeup in my everyday life."

Sources say he's expected to take his final bow at the end of this month or early next month, sending CBS and the show's production team, David Letterman's Worldwide Pants, scrambling for a replacement.

The first name suggested to fill the empty chair by Industry watchers is Conan O'Brien, NBC's Late Night host whose deal with the Peacock expires in December 2005. While NBC hopes to keep O'Brien at its Rockefeller Plaza studio, the self-deprecating funnyguy has been open about his desire to switch to shift time slots

But it's hardly a done deal. O'Brien is likely to look for some type of guarantee that he'd be groomed to take over Letterman's spot when the Late Show host steps down, which isn't due to happen anytime soon. And since O'Brien has another year on his contract, CBS would be forced to make do with guest hosts until the redhead could come aboard.

Meanwhile, Kilborn leaves his post on a high note. The show's audience has grown 34 percent since he took over in 1999, averaging 1.7 million viewers this season. He's also regularly trounced time-slot competitor Jimmy Kimmel Live, though O'Brien remains the 12:35 a.m. leader.

No word yet on what specifically Kilborn will be doing after next month. The original host of Comedy Central's Daily Show, he got his big break in the early '90s on ESPN's Sports Center. Since then Kilborn's also dabbled in feature films with a role in last year's Old School. He'll also appear in the upcoming Wes Craven werewolf thriller Cursed.

--------------------------------

His show was good but when you're up against a quality show like Late Night it'll be tough. Very surprised to see him go just after five seasons. Now the question is who will replace Kilborn? Viacom owns CBS and Comedy Central so could they have Jon Stewart replace Kilborn once again? Bringing Conan over ala Letterman and have him wait in the shadows until Dave is ready to leave would be something. If Conan stays it'll be hard, maybe even impossible to compete with Consie.

[Go Web Go!]

I wasn't able to see the whole show last night thanks to those jackasses from the local news interrupting every 10 minutes to give their updates on that damn hurricane. Bastards. I guess I'll just catch it again tonight on Comedy Central if I get the chance.

[Doomed_hero]

hahah that was hiliarious.

"Its P.A for Patakin Approved," that one had me on the floor

Conan: Wow she said that?

Jensen: Yes(pulls out knife) so I said bedazzle this *****


hahahaha

[Go Web Go!]

"It's like you pooped it and never scooped it!" Lets hope there are some more dvd's on the way. ;)

[patrickbateman]

MAN I NEED THE FOOTAGE OF QT BEING DRUNK ON THE TONIGHT SHOW

[zer00]

then make a new thread this is conan's thread

[Archangel]

Abe Vigoda's cameo was ****ing awesome.

"And which button calls your parents for a ride home?" cracks me up every time.

[The Hero]

Holy crap,he just wasted TWO minutes of our time!:eek:

[Shifty]

Darrell Hammond may rehash his material but he always has some new stuff that's gold. Could that Open Water actress have whiter teeth?

Conan should tour in tight jeans with no shirt.

[Phoney Bone]

I can't believe it. I fell asleep.:( Damn you Olympics, putting it on an hour later.:mad: What did They Might Be Giants play?

[Shifty]

Originally posted by bmfunny
I can't believe it. I fell asleep.:( Damn you Olympics, putting it on an hour later.:mad: What did They Might Be Giants play?

Its the last Conan for two weeks? I made the effort to stay up just because of that. They played a new tune. Catch it on Comedy Central.

[Spider-Storm]

Originally posted by bmfunny
I can't believe it. I fell asleep.:( Damn you Olympics, putting it on an hour later.:mad: What did They Might Be Giants play?
I didn't dare to stay up 4 dat

I was gonna ask u what they performed:(

[Phoney Bone]

Well I was trying to stay up so badly. Leno put me to sleep.:mad: I blame him.

[The Hero]

Originally posted by bmfunny
Well I was trying to stay up so badly. Leno put me to sleep.:mad: I blame him. We all do.:mad:

[Phoney Bone]

I finally saw They Might Be Giants on Conzie. AND THEY PLAYED EXPERIMENTAL FILM!:D They rocked so hard. I was grinning from ear to ear!

[rajun cajun]

This thread is the best ever. All my freinds and i ever talk about is the conan.I've got a couple of favorite moments that come right to mind.First is John McCain secrets:

"One time before i went into the senate i spilled coffe on my shirt, everybody called me McStain.When they got out of the hospitial they called me McPain."

The 1800's baseball sketch was also one of his best ever " You should dig a trench so the ball will go where your throwing it."His damn mustache in that thing is the funniest thing i have ever seen.

[Triligors]

Wait a sec. Leno was on last night? I thought his show and Conan wasn't on the air yesterday due to the olympics.... was it on afterwards?

[The Hero]

Nope,Conan's gone for the Olypics.:(

[Go Web Go!]

It's going to be a long 2 weeks, :mad:

[dr. loomis]

Originally posted by Go Web Go!
It's going to be a long 2 weeks, :mad: yep, thank god for comedy central for the 5 day conan fix.

[Shifty]

Got my Conan Mountie avatar!

[dr. loomis]

Originally posted by slinger
Got my Conan Mountie avatar! that rules. i want a masturbaiting bear one with motion!!! that would rock!!!:bomb:

[Dark Vigilante]

my favorite part was when conan had harrison ford look into the camera and look all intimidating while conan plays clown music. funny stuff. and the olympics suck......damn greeks....:eek:

[Go Web Go!]

Originally posted by slinger
Got my Conan Mountie avatar!

Hell yeah! I have one of him wearing the WWE United States title from when The Big Show was on the show, but it's too big. Oh well, my current one isn't too shabby either. ;)

[The Hero]

Just watched the Anniversery Special again(I taped it when it fist came on.In your face,shopNBC.com!) in an attempt to subdue my comedy cravings.Pimped-out Conan,the lost MC Hammer back-up dancer,Bollywood Conan,Andy getting hit with the penis.....ah,memories.Though I am still a little disapointed that they didn't include the time Ozzy visited the show.They could of atleast put in the part were he tried to eat the bird's head.:(

On a semi-related note,I watched Letterman last night for the first time(only just now getting CBS to come in),and I was suprised to discover that his monologue is almost as hacky as Leno's.

And it's best to not even talk about Kilborn's.:o

[dr. loomis]

yeah, letterman has lost his edge. he is a little different and stranger than leno, but he has gotten almost as stale as jay. i still would watch letterman over leno any day. i miss the raspberry wave!!!!!!!!!!!

[Shifty]

Mo 8/30: Eric Bana, Amy Poehler, Sondre Lerche (R)
Tu 8/31: Al Franken, Breaking Benjamin
We 9/1: John C. Reilly, Ja Rule, David Feherty
Th 9/2: Dave Chappelle
Fr 9/3: Bruce Hornsby

Mo 9/6: Kelsey Grammer, Mariska Hargitay, Lewis Black (R)
Tu 9/7: Andy Richter, Neve Campbell
We 9/8: Bill Maher, Tim Meadows
Th 9/9: Denise Richards, Dave Eggers
Fr 9/10: Paris Hilton, Scissor Sisters

[zer00]

Dave Chappelle!!

[GL-Corps#28]

I will DEFINATELY be catching Kelsey Grammar / Lewis Black and Bill Maher / Tim Meadows.

[zer00]

Andy!!

[The Hero]

Originally posted by slinger
Mo 8/30: Eric Bana, Amy Poehler, Sondre Lerche (R)
Tu 8/31: Al Franken, Breaking Benjamin
We 9/1: John C. Reilly, Ja Rule, David Feherty
Th 9/2: Dave Chappelle
Fr 9/3: Bruce Hornsby

Mo 9/6: Kelsey Grammer, Mariska Hargitay, Lewis Black (R)
Tu 9/7: Andy Richter, Neve Campbell
We 9/8: Bill Maher, Tim Meadows
Th 9/9: Denise Richards, Dave Eggers
Fr 9/10: Paris Hilton, Scissor Sisters Nice:up:

[Phoney Bone]

Originally posted by slinger
Mo 8/30: Eric Bana, Amy Poehler, Sondre Lerche (R)
Tu 8/31: Al Franken, Breaking Benjamin
We 9/1: John C. Reilly, Ja Rule, David Feherty
Th 9/2: Dave Chappelle
Fr 9/3: Bruce Hornsby

Mo 9/6: Kelsey Grammer, Mariska Hargitay, Lewis Black (R)
Tu 9/7: Andy Richter, Neve Campbell
We 9/8: Bill Maher, Tim Meadows
Th 9/9: Denise Richards, Dave Eggers
Fr 9/10: Paris Hilton, Scissor Sisters Cool. Scissor Sisters. One of my favorite new bands.:up:

[The Hero]

If Conan actualy would go on Arrested Development just to lean into the camera and wave,that would be the single greatest cameo of all time.:up:

[zer00]

yep.

ahh its good to have the conzone back.

[zer00]

bump

[dr. loomis]

last nights said it was new on the description, but it was old. oh well,just happy to have something worth while to watch at 12:37 again!!

[The Hero]

Got my Conan Mountie avatar!
Not any more.Damn you,upgrade!:mad::(

[The Hero]

Holy crap,Chuck Norris is on Conan tonight.:eek:

[zer00]

Oh My God!!

Excellent!

[The Hero]

Oh man,that was so cool.

[zer00]

OH GOD!

That was the greatest thing EVER!!

[The Hero]

Wow,that guy has a nice rack.:up:

[zer00]

hehhhehehe

[Go Web Go!]

Norris should co-host with Conan! :o

[Phoney Bone]

DAMMIT! The one night I miss it! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!

[Mr.Webs]

DAMMIT! The one night I miss it! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!

Man, God must really hate you.:p ;)

[dr. loomis]

i was thinking before the olympic break if/when norris was gonna respond to the contstant mocking of his show. that was so damn cool!!!! when he said they were showing the best of walker clips, i had 2 in mind, and the kid falling was 1. the other one was a guy falling off something onto the street and nobody trying to catch him. it was like the same thing as the kid one almost,but they were equally funny. i woke my daughter up laughing so hard last night!!! i am forever trapped in the conezone!!! :bomb:

[zer00]

bump

[jaydawg]

Who saw it Friday? His jokes at paris were hilarious. The best line had to be about Conan changing his name to London. "You know London and Paris have a bridge hooking them up now...."

[dr. loomis]

conans the man!!!

[Go Web Go!]

Who saw the segment with Pierre Bernard tonight? That man's the greatest! I barely noticed him without the Recliner of Rage though. :o

[Archangel]

Pierre on Stargate was hilarious, i've only seen one of his RoR segments though, the one where he was ranting about some little car sets he collects.

[zer00]

The one where he complained about cowboy bebbop getting almost taken off cartoon network was great.

And yeah that SG segment with him actually getting a walk on part was great.

[Socrates]

Conan is the funnny. :o

[Shifty]

Holy crap,Chuck Norris is on Conan tonight.:eek:

So glad I was able to watch that. I was waiting for him to show up and they did a great job with it.

Avatar is back with new title!

[Phoney Bone]

Oh, last night's was hilarious. Conan running from the law. If someone would make me an avatar of Conan running and doing his poses last night, I would be forever in your debt. That was the funniest thing I've ever seen.:D

[dr. loomis]

Oh, last night's was hilarious. Conan running from the law. If someone would make me an avatar of Conan running and doing his poses last night, I would be forever in your debt. That was the funniest thing I've ever seen.:D
i still want an avatar with the masturbaiting bear in action!! i cant find any pics of him anywhere. the most i found was a headshot. :bomb:

[Shifty]

http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0196712/

Has anybody else seen that pilot? If that was a hit or moderate success, Consie might have never gotten his own talk show. Still wouldn't have do to bad with Lookwell, probably would've played a recurring role. Great show try to find on ebay or watch on Trio.

[Silver Lantern]

Conan is cool! I think his best comedy skits are "Desk drive", "If they Mated" and "Actual items". These are the funniest ones and I would love to see more of those in his monologue. Conan is funny and maybe someday i would like to see him in a movie.

[Archangel]

http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0196712/

Has anybody else seen that pilot? If that was a hit or moderate success, Consie might have never gotten his own talk show. Still wouldn't have do to bad with Lookwell, probably would've played a recurring role. Great show try to find on ebay or watch on Trio.

Holy crap! Adam West and Consie?! I need to see this!

[The Hero]

http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0196712/

Has anybody else seen that pilot? If that was a hit or moderate success, Consie might have never gotten his own talk show. Still wouldn't have do to bad with Lookwell, probably would've played a recurring role. Great show try to find on ebay or watch on Trio.Conan,Robert Smigel,and Adam freaking West?How could this show not have been made?:o

[Shifty]

Prison Rape

Hilarious!

[The Hero]

I missed it last night.I know nothing of prison rape.:(

[Shifty]

Conan did his stamps bit again, Dogs with bad names was the series and prison rape was one of them. One of those had to be there things.


Mo 9/27: Tom Selleck, Macauley Culkin, Dave Attell (R)
this is the one where Mr.Selleck shaves half his 'stache

Tu 9/28: Jim Belushi, Eve
We 9/29: Christopher Walken, Wilco
one of the greatest and weirdiest guests, mr.walken

Th 9/30: Kenny Holtz & Spencer Rice
Fr 10/1: Joaquin Phoenix, Supergrass

Mo 10/4: Darrell Hammond, Ben McKenzie, Switchfoot (R)
darrell always in black, always funny

Tu 10/5: Jimmy Fallon, Good Charlotte
We 10/6: Hilary Duff, Anthony Kiedis, Rilo Kiley
should be interesting with duff as a guest...

Th 10/7: Drew Carrey, Mo Rocca
ooo Carey just guest hosted LLS and haven't seen Rocca in awhile

Fr 10/8: Dave Navarro, Interpol

[zer00]

those are going to be some great shows!

[Shifty]

http://www.nbc.com/nbc/Late_Night_with_Conan_O'Brien/stamps/images/st_02_04_4.jpg

[zer00]

Muhahahahaah!!

[Phoney Bone]

Man, Duff and Rocca on Conzie. Awesome.:D

[LORD_GALVATRON]

http://www.drudgereport.com/flash5.htm

[zer00]

http://www.drudgereport.com/flash5.htm

I'm HAPPY and SAD at the same time...

[GL-Corps#28]

As long as he doesn't have to tone anything down, that's cool with me.

[zer00]

he probobly will.

But the question is....what will he leave behind when he makes the switch?

[GL-Corps#28]

Not La Bamba!

[zer00]

Not La Bamba!

I'm more worried about the Masturbating bear....and all the other characters.

[The Undertaker]

Tom Brokaw (sp?) on NBC nightly news just said Jay Leno in 2009 will give up his position to Conan O'Brien since his contract runs out. Tonight I believe he said was the tonight shows 50th anniversary or something. Jay says he would like to take out his wife for duinner before he turns 60 and in 2009 he will be 59.

YAY conan.

[zer00]

yeah we know...go back a page.

[LORD_GALVATRON]

I'm more worried about the Masturbating bear....and all the other characters.What about coked up werewolf, frankenstein, and the WALKER TEXAS RANGER LEVER!!!!!!

[zer00]

I KNOW!!

Everything might be gone!!


EVERYTHING!!'

What about MAX!

OR JOEL!!

[The Undertaker]

Tom Brokaw (sp?) on NBC nightly news just said Jay Leno in 2009 will give up his position to Conan O'Brien since his contract runs out. Tonight I believe he said was the tonight shows 50th anniversary or something. Jay says he would like to take out his wife for duinner before he turns 60 and in 2009 he will be 59.

YAY conan.

Oh, my bad. I didn't read the previous messages.. all the excitement.

[sithgoblin]

He better take Max Weinberg with him... I hate Kevin

[Shifty]

Yeah I doubt we'll see Joel in anything sexual. 4.5 more years of Late Night :(
Plus Consie would probably move to LA :( And no more Leno gets all the glory jokes :(
But perhaps all the Little Jay Leno we can get :)
And maybe Andy could return :)

Damn why couldn't CBS just make a gold statue of him and assure him Letterman is out on his senille ass when his contract is up.

[jaydawg]

Is it official or is this like Letterman going to ABC... pure bull****?

[Lighthouse]

I love Conan, and thats why I feel this is a mistake. I think Conan should hold on to Late Night with an iron grip. I really don't think his type of humor would work in the Tonight Show time slot.

[zer00]

it won't...

conan has more control on Late night anyway.

He won't have as much on the tonight show.

[The Undertaker]

Anyone watching Leno right now for the whole Conan thing which will be coming up after this commercial break and ofcourse 50 years of the Tonight show?

[zer00]

I'm watching the skins game

[AmazinUncleBen]

Anyone watching Leno right now for the whole Conan thing which will be coming up after this commercial break and ofcourse 50 years of the Tonight show?


Conan's taking over!!!....in 5 years...but he's taking over!!

[Lighthouse]

Appreciate Leno for his straightfoward honesty.

[AmazinUncleBen]

it won't...

conan has more control on Late night anyway.

He won't have as much on the tonight show.


You're right his comedy will be too watered down on the Tonight Show, but who knows what's gonna happen 5 yrs from now.

[The Undertaker]

Well i'm happy for Conan. Sure things are going to probably change but its going to happen and I have every little bit of faith Conan will make it great and enjoyable he makes sure he never disappoints and he never will. He'll put back the pizazz the Tonight Show lost when Leno took it over. Conan reminds me of a 'todays' version of Carson for some reason, he'll make the show the best it could be and may even do things Leno would never do, yank some balls. I'm not worried at all.. Consie knows what he's doing. He'll bring the Tonight show to it's all time height.

[AmazinUncleBen]

Appreciate Leno for his straightfoward honesty.

Yeah I was surprised when he mentioned the animosity between himself and Letterman it was very noble of him.:up:

[AmazinUncleBen]

Well i'm happy for Conan. Sure things are going to probably change but its going to happen and I have every little bit of faith Conan will make it great and enjoyable he makes sure he never disappoints and he never will. He'll put back the pizazz the Tonight Show lost when Leno took it over. Conan reminds me of a 'todays' version of Carson for some reason, he'll make the show the best it could be and may even do things Leno would never do, yank some balls. I'm not worried at all.. Consie knows what he's doing. He'll bring the Tonight show to it's all time height.


Very very true.:up:

[Wiseman]

Yeah I was surprised when he mentioned the animosity between himself and Letterman it was very noble of him.:up:

Why were you suprized, Leno has always been honest and noble. And he never had any animosity towards Letterman. Letterman's the one who became bitter and blamed Jay even though he did nothing wrong.

[zer00]

What exactly did Jay say?

I missed it..

[The Hero]

2009:The year of Conan. :cool::up:

[Shifty]

Classic Dave on Trio is something to watch if you can. I've seen Leno as a guest three times and they got along great. One day it would be great to see Letterman make an appearence on the Tonight Show. He was a guest host.

It seems to me that a good portion of Leno fans aren't Conan fans. Mostly that has to do with age and I guess people watching his show and being turned off. They'd rather read typos and listen to Kevin laugh then watch Triumph and read new state quarters. I've been looking and most polls show that Consie isn't that much of a favourite. But thats still another five years and his fanbase of younger people will only grow.

Now the question is who will be the new Late Night host to follow in the footsetps of 80s Letterman and Conan? Watching NBC on a Friday night at midnight (cst) just won't feel right in five years. Or I could just move to the east and then his show would come on to a time I'm used too.

[dr. loomis]

i think everything will be alright. he wont lose his edge and become watered down. the censors let up on things as the years pass(unless something happens at superbowls) and i have no doubt conan can carry on. it might take him a little bit to get the feel of it;as he did with late night. i had worries when andy left,that was a big change i thought, and i feared the worst,but it just got better. he will prevail!! :bomb:

[Addendum]

5 years? Better hope Conan doesn't get into an accident before he's on the Tonight Show. NBC must be hurting for ratings if they're going to spend 5 years telling Leno goodbye

[zer00]

uh..no that's just when his contract is up and when he plans on retiring.

[Wiseman]

5 years? Better hope Conan doesn't get into an accident before he's on the Tonight Show. NBC must be hurting for ratings if they're going to spend 5 years telling Leno goodbye

You're wrong. Leno and Conan are always leading in the ratings for their timeslots. Leno wanted to announce it now so Conan knows he's not going to get screwed over by NBC in a behind the scenes fiasco.

[Shifty]

Or that NBC loses Conan to another network. Kilborn leaving probably jump started this whole thing. Yes times change and in 2009 more material could be acceptable. Bill Maher said on Conan he was the first to say "sucks" on TV. "This weather sucks." He was on the Tonight Show performing standup used it, producers went beserk, nothing happened, Carson used it a few days later.

But I don't see Conan introducing a new series of stamps and having a dog named Prison Rape being mentioned.

[Spider-Storm]

I have no problem O'Brien goin to Tonite Show but it's gonna take some gettin use to

[Addendum]

Wiseman, in the 18-49 ratings, I think Leno is slipping. I can't find any ratings info on the Net. However, placing faith in Conan being around in 5 years is kinda funny. NBC better have protection around him 24/7 so he doesn't slip on soap in the shower, or have a severe car accident.

[AmazinUncleBen]

uh..no that's just when his contract is up and when he plans on retiring.

nice avatar love that :joker:

[zer00]

nice avatar love that :joker:

Thanks...I'm NEVER changing it....:joker:

Your also rules.

[Shifty]

Well I've got four and a half years to get to NYC and see an episode taping of Late Night with Conan O'Brien. Anyone here ever go?

[zer00]

Never have...always wanted too....

[Wiseman]

Wiseman, in the 18-49 ratings, I think Leno is slipping. I can't find any ratings info on the Net. However, placing faith in Conan being around in 5 years is kinda funny. NBC better have protection around him 24/7 so he doesn't slip on soap in the shower, or have a severe car accident.

Actually it's fairly normal in the industry to plan stuff out that far in advance to keep an asset. It's just usually not done so publicly. 5 years really isn't that long for someone who has been loyal to NBC for so long. NBC is making sure they don't have another Carson/Leno/Letterman situation.

[The Undertaker]

Well I've got four and a half years to get to NYC and see an episode taping of Late Night with Conan O'Brien. Anyone here ever go?

I did once. I plan to again the night before Christmas Eve this year. Hopefully a few more after too.

[Shifty]

Chris Walken owns

[zer00]

he does.

"Have a tangerine"

[Shifty]

"Have a nectarine."

I believe thats what he said.

[zer00]

oh yeah.....sorry I was actually eating a tangerine a few minutes before I typed that...had it on the brain..

[GL-Corps#28]

That's okay, tangerine on the brain is a pretty common impairment on the Hype.

[omegafro2000]

"Do what you want, relax, and have a nectarine." :D

Christopher Walken, what would we ever do without you?

[Shifty]

I'm suprised they've never done Christopher Walken Secrets...

"It sounds like you're sneezing."

[zer00]

conan of the night :up:

[zer00]

"now that's a good friday"


HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[The Hero]

Damn,missed it again.Stupid Ivan screwed up my reception,now I barely get NBC.Oh,woe is me.:(

[zer00]

you missed quite a show.

[Spider-Storm]

If They Mated was pretty funny

Emilio Estevez and Meg Ryan was hilarious! :D

[The Hero]

I....missed it.......again.

DAMN YOU,IVAN!!!!:mad::(

[dr. loomis]

i miss the walker lever already. do you think they ran out of funny clips, or they were afraid the bit was old?! i think it so rocks, and when he does the walkover and i see that lever sticking out, i get a half chub.