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Clerk
07-30-2004, 12:39 AM
Yes this is a spinoff of Clerk Comics, where I redo my favorite movie scenes in crappy paint, it will improve on masterpieces.:o

Request a movie if you want to.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/minorityreporter/Dondarko.jpg

Peacekeeper
07-30-2004, 12:44 AM
Originally posted by MarvelMovies
What movie is that bunny suit flapping man from?

It's from Donnie Darko:spidey:.

Jakesteraholic
07-30-2004, 12:50 AM
do the cowardly lion from wizard of oz, haha:mad:

Clerk
07-30-2004, 12:54 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/minorityreporter/spidper.jpg

Clerk
07-30-2004, 12:55 AM
Originally posted by MarvelMovies
^ LMAO ^

MJ has Orange hair?

Working with paint here, her hair woulda looked like blood.:p

V1P3Rt3Ch
07-30-2004, 12:59 AM
Originally posted by Clerk
Yes this is a spinoff of Clerk Comics, where I redo my favorite movie scenes in crappy paint, it will improve on masterpieces.:o

Request a movie if you want to.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/minorityreporter/Dondarko.jpg

:D

Al Frocks
07-30-2004, 01:00 AM
you can make custom colors:o

Clerk
07-30-2004, 01:04 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/minorityreporter/Courlion.jpg

Brodie Bruce
07-30-2004, 01:13 AM
AHHAHAAHAHHA,Do Applesuace, *****:mad:

Clerk
07-30-2004, 01:31 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/minorityreporter/apples.jpg

Brodie Bruce
07-30-2004, 01:32 AM
I don't think that line was in the movie:(

Asps! Very Dangerous!

Clerk
07-30-2004, 01:34 AM
It wasn't I was trying something different, it woulda just been two dudes standing there, think of it as Applesauce the sequel.:o

Brodie Bruce
07-30-2004, 01:37 AM
Yeah, I get that, and It's funny, Daredevil an dBourne and all. But would it have hurt ot actuall tlook up the line?

Clerk
07-30-2004, 01:39 AM
Fine, Ill edit it in.:rolleyes: :mad: :p

E. Bison
07-30-2004, 01:43 AM
http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/dialog-vega1.gifHey I know you don't like me very much (well you all out hate me) but I'd like to make a request. Do Silence of the Lambs where the guy is going "It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again. Put the lotion in the bucket." He is doing it to some chick in a hole while he holds a bucket with a rope.

Brodie Bruce
07-30-2004, 01:44 AM
Now get on with The Han Solo and the gimli!

Clerk
07-30-2004, 01:45 AM
Originally posted by E. Bison
http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/dialog-vega1.gifHey I know you don't like me very much (well you all out hate me)

I never said I didnt like you.:confused: :(

And Ive never seen Silence of the Lambs, so I can't.:(

thehippie
07-30-2004, 05:19 AM
hmm very intresting little things you have hear. how about something from the exorcist?

Clerk
07-30-2004, 02:21 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/minorityreporter/exorcist.jpg

The Amazing Lee
07-30-2004, 02:24 PM
if you are requesting then do something from "The Matrix"

:cool:

The Hero
07-30-2004, 02:24 PM
Keep 'um coming.:D

Rachael Bella
07-30-2004, 02:25 PM
Can you do Stifler from American pie 2 getting pissed on?:o

Brodie Bruce
07-30-2004, 02:25 PM
Do somehting from the matrix and I disown you.

The Amazing Lee
07-30-2004, 02:30 PM
Originally posted by BrodieBruce
Do somehting from the matrix and I disown you.

LOL!

:up:

Ok....do something from X2 then or Pirates of the Carribean ;):up:

Elijya
07-30-2004, 02:33 PM
do something from Debbie Does Dallas

Mr. Edward Hyde
07-30-2004, 02:36 PM
LMAO....sigh

Brodie Bruce
07-30-2004, 02:37 PM
Do something from PIrates of the Carribean and I disown you.

The Amazing Lee
07-30-2004, 03:03 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v87/spiderfan4eva/zoolander.jpg

The Amazing Lee
07-30-2004, 04:32 PM
Bump :mad::up:

Lackey
07-30-2004, 05:41 PM
Originally posted by Clerk
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/minorityreporter/Courlion.jpg


Hahaha!! the zipper is a nice touch :D


do something with Schindler's List

Movies205
07-30-2004, 06:12 PM
Can you do the scene where Donald Duck kills Mickey and steals his girlfriend:o

Orko Is King
07-30-2004, 06:22 PM
Do the rape scene from "Vulgar".

kritic
07-30-2004, 06:43 PM
Originally posted by Orko Is King
Do the rape scene from "Vulgar".

No. :(

Orko Is King
07-30-2004, 07:25 PM
Originally posted by kritic
No. :(

You know you like gay clown sex. Don't deny!!!

Clerk
07-30-2004, 08:33 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/minorityreporter/x2.jpg

The Amazing Lee
07-30-2004, 08:37 PM
Originally posted by Clerk
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/minorityreporter/x2.jpg

:D:up:

Zilleraut #66
07-30-2004, 08:45 PM
Bwahahaha Clerk you are the man. This is my list:
Disemboweling from Braveheart
The unmasking from Phantom of the Opera
The cat in oven scene from Apt Pupil.
Rolling boulder chasing Indy.

Clerk
07-30-2004, 08:46 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/minorityreporter/batmovjok.jpg

Lackey
07-30-2004, 08:48 PM
you need a caption :mad:

Clerk
07-30-2004, 08:51 PM
Originally posted by Lackey
you need a caption :mad:

I thought the stool spoke for itself.:(

Lackey
07-30-2004, 08:52 PM
oh, I didn't notice that :(

Clerk
07-30-2004, 08:52 PM
Originally posted by Lackey
oh, I didn't notice that :(

I added a caption anyways.:(

dmcnx
07-30-2004, 08:55 PM
:D:D:D

You didnt deliver a verbal *****slap with style,but both you and Brodie made me laugh 3 times in a row,so youre both on my list:up:

T
07-30-2004, 09:28 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/CapsCrazyX17/SHH/robot.jpg Please do Empire Strikes Back!!!

Strange
07-30-2004, 09:32 PM
do Frailty with Bill Paxton smashing in someones head with "Otis" the axe.

The Kingpin
07-30-2004, 09:55 PM
Fahrenheit 9/11

Matt
07-30-2004, 10:06 PM
Do something with Jay and Silent Bob :D

Clerk
07-30-2004, 10:59 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/minorityreporter/fah911.jpg

Brodie Bruce
07-30-2004, 11:21 PM
Paul Bunyan goes to washingotn:confused:

Clerk
07-30-2004, 11:23 PM
Originally posted by BrodieBruce
Paul Bunyan goes to washingotn:confused:

Fahrenheit 9/11, I wanted to get that out of my way in a noncontroversal way, what better way to do it than poke fun at fat people. :o

Brodie Bruce
07-30-2004, 11:36 PM
Why is he wearing an elf shirt?

Illchill
07-30-2004, 11:40 PM
Lord of the rings.

Brodie Bruce
07-30-2004, 11:43 PM
That is LOTR, He'ss clearly an Efl.

Eric Draven
07-30-2004, 11:44 PM
Do the Crow :up:


If you haven't done it already :o

Zilleraut #66
07-31-2004, 06:09 AM
Originally posted by Clerk
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/minorityreporter/fah911.jpg You made him so fat that he lost some fingers. Awsome sig by the way.

Mr.Webs
07-31-2004, 09:49 AM
Best.Thread.Ever.:o :D

Corinthian™
07-31-2004, 09:55 AM
DO LOTR:o

DarkKnightJRK
07-31-2004, 10:42 AM
Originally posted by Clerk
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/minorityreporter/batmovjok.jpg

:D Do "I'm Batman."! Or anything Jay & Silent Bob!

The Hero
07-31-2004, 12:13 PM
Do something from Spider-Man 2.:)

Jack Rabbit
07-31-2004, 12:19 PM
Originally posted by Clerk
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/minorityreporter/batmovjok.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/minorityreporter/x2.jpg

LMFAO!:D :D

Jack Rabbit
07-31-2004, 12:24 PM
Oh, and do a scene from Clerks.

Clerk
07-31-2004, 03:00 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/minorityreporter/thecrow.jpg

dmcnx
07-31-2004, 03:02 PM
Originally posted by Clerk
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/minorityreporter/thecrow.jpg

Bwahahaha!:D

patrickbateman
07-31-2004, 03:29 PM
love them all dude

DO SOMETHING FROM AMERICAN PSYCHO

(listen to Phil Collins )

The Hero
07-31-2004, 03:37 PM
Originally posted by Clerk
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/minorityreporter/thecrow.jpg Oh,man,thats funny.:D :up:

Clerk
07-31-2004, 04:52 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/minorityreporter/lotr.jpg

Phoney Bone
07-31-2004, 04:59 PM
"Take your Medication"



Please??????????

Phoney Bone
07-31-2004, 05:00 PM
Originally posted by Spiderfan_4eva
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v87/spiderfan4eva/zoolander.jpg Zoolandowned.

Sarge
07-31-2004, 06:06 PM
Originally posted by Clerk
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/minorityreporter/thecrow.jpg ahahahahahahahahaha. You rule :up:

Sarge
07-31-2004, 06:07 PM
ooh could you do Equilibrium?

Corinthian™
07-31-2004, 06:09 PM
Originally posted by Clerk
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/minorityreporter/lotr.jpg am I that stupid to don't get it?

Clerk
07-31-2004, 07:56 PM
Originally posted by Corinthian
am I that stupid to don't get it?

It's an injoke to City of God fans who were outraged on how ROTK won Best Editing Oscar when all you could see were blurred swords and feet in ROTK.:o

That and Matrix rules:mad:

:(

Corinthian™
07-31-2004, 08:02 PM
well....err....

NO, YOU!:mad:

Jason Bourne
07-31-2004, 08:02 PM
Do The Bourne Identity, it shouldn't be too hard. :o

Clerk
08-01-2004, 12:11 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/minorityreporter/spide2.jpg

Im really just talking out of my ass, I just wanted to use the Homestar Goblin.:o

dmcnx
08-01-2004, 12:11 AM
Originally posted by Clerk
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/minorityreporter/spide2.jpg

Im really just talking out of my ass, I just wanted to use the Homestar Goblin.:o

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Jack Rabbit
08-01-2004, 07:14 PM
Oh man, that's priceless...:D

Lackey
08-01-2004, 08:14 PM
post more :mad:

cyborg ninja 14
08-01-2004, 09:12 PM
Do one from Hellboy.

Clerk
08-01-2004, 11:08 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/minorityreporter/fithgtcluib.jpg

Matt
08-01-2004, 11:12 PM
Originally posted by Clerk
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/minorityreporter/fithgtcluib.jpg


BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA! THAT'S EASILY YOUR BEST ONE YET!

Brian2887
08-02-2004, 01:46 AM
great stuff

Clerk
08-02-2004, 10:00 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/minorityreporter/Officespace.jpg

Lackey
08-03-2004, 12:58 AM
Originally posted by Clerk
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/minorityreporter/Officespace.jpg


:D:up:

Illchill
08-03-2004, 01:06 AM
Clerk is the man:D Keep 'em coming.

Ninja_Killer
08-03-2004, 02:37 AM
I havn't posted here yet, and i just have to say good job clerk. :up:

Elijya
08-03-2004, 04:12 AM
Originally posted by Clerk
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/minorityreporter/Officespace.jpg

what's that supposed to be?

and clerk, buddy, wanna stop by my mondo thread some time and show some (smartasses) what true creativity and genius is?

Clerk
08-04-2004, 04:35 PM
Sure, and Office Space.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/minorityreporter/riddick.jpg

cyborg ninja 14
08-04-2004, 10:13 PM
Riddick rules:o

snazzy J
08-04-2004, 11:57 PM
Originally posted by Clerk
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/minorityreporter/riddick.jpg Ha! I can't believe I didn't realize that. Man, that game kicked ass.

devilgirl
08-05-2004, 12:04 AM
best thread ever!

Venom Drool
08-05-2004, 12:34 AM
do anything from arnold...like from commando...or terminator

On a final note

Venom

The Hero
08-08-2004, 02:37 PM
Originally posted by Clerk
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/minorityreporter/Officespace.jpg I love you.:o

Phoney Bone
08-08-2004, 03:05 PM
Originally posted by Clerk
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/minorityreporter/fithgtcluib.jpg You have a twisted mind.:D

Assassin32
08-08-2004, 04:07 PM
Do Marcellus Wallace getting it in da butt.

Jack Rabbit
08-08-2004, 04:50 PM
Originally posted by Elijya
what's that supposed to be?

and clerk, buddy, wanna stop by my mondo thread some time and show some (smartasses) what true creativity and genius is?

Office Space...

akut401
08-08-2004, 05:27 PM
.....and now clerk is on my awesome list....

Clerk
08-08-2004, 07:38 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/minorityreporter/lis.jpg

caretaker14
08-08-2004, 07:39 PM
Originally posted by Clerk
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/minorityreporter/lis.jpg

:D

Phoney Bone
08-08-2004, 07:40 PM
Greatness.:D

Clerk
08-08-2004, 11:51 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/minorityreporter/Oscar.jpg

The Hero
08-09-2004, 11:39 AM
Can Orko and I make a cameo?:p

Malice
08-09-2004, 12:14 PM
THis is funny Clerk...Keep it up

The Hero
08-09-2004, 02:30 PM
Originally posted by Malice
THis is funny Clerk...Keep it up How come eveything you say is kind of scary?:confused::eek::(

Ninja_Killer
08-09-2004, 02:30 PM
heh you're right. :eek:

The Hero
08-09-2004, 03:09 PM
Yeah,he's like Mike Tyson or something.:eek:

Sarge
08-09-2004, 06:38 PM
Originally posted by The Hero
How come eveything you say is kind of scary?:confused::eek::( its a cross between the avatar and the total lack of emotion :eek:

Elijya
08-09-2004, 10:43 PM
it's the avatar, he's all show

Sarge
08-09-2004, 10:55 PM
Originally posted by Elijya
it's the avatar, he's all show *steps away from Elijya so he wont be smote by the lightning fury of Malice* :o

Elijya
08-09-2004, 11:03 PM
haha, no need to worry, my shadaloo vice presidency carries weight

The Hero
08-10-2004, 02:22 PM
Your dark lord is no match for the Modinator!:eek:

Sarge
08-11-2004, 08:00 AM
Clerk you should make an "Elijya gets pwn3d by Malice" comic ;)

The Hero
08-13-2004, 12:21 PM
Do something from Hellboy.Thats gotta be ripe for parody.:up:

Malice
08-13-2004, 12:26 PM
Originally posted by Elijya
haha, no need to worry, my shadaloo vice presidency carries weight

With Who?

Clerk
08-13-2004, 07:58 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/minorityreporter/robo.jpg

dmcnx
08-13-2004, 08:00 PM
:D:D:D

Phoney Bone
08-13-2004, 08:02 PM
Lord, you point out all the ridiculous things in these films.:D

Sarge
08-13-2004, 08:11 PM
teh awesome :D

Clerk
08-13-2004, 10:21 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/minorityreporter/avp.jpg

The Hero
08-13-2004, 10:31 PM
Originally posted by Clerk
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/minorityreporter/avp.jpg You should win a Pulitzer for that.

cyborg ninja 14
08-14-2004, 02:00 AM
Originally posted by Clerk
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/minorityreporter/avp.jpg

That looks awfully familar...

Clerk
08-14-2004, 02:17 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/minorityreporter/colar.jpg

Liquid Snake
08-14-2004, 03:09 AM
Damn, Tom crusie looked good, but not that good.

Phoney Bone
08-14-2004, 08:51 AM
Originally posted by Clerk
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/minorityreporter/colar.jpg Yum.:D

Master Chief
08-14-2004, 08:53 AM
Originally posted by Clerk
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/minorityreporter/colar.jpg

Haha. :o

caretaker14
08-14-2004, 09:56 AM
Do Aliens.

Clerk
08-14-2004, 07:30 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/minorityreporter/avp2.jpg

Phoney Bone
08-14-2004, 08:20 PM
Ha.:D

dmcnx
08-14-2004, 08:29 PM
:D

cyborg ninja 14
08-14-2004, 08:30 PM
Originally posted by Clerk
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/minorityreporter/avp2.jpg

The Predator has an afro?:D

Capt Throbberson
08-14-2004, 08:34 PM
Originally posted by cyborg ninja 14
The Predator has an afro?:D


He does now :o

Phoney Bone
08-14-2004, 08:34 PM
I think that's supposed to be the Predalien?

Capt Throbberson
08-14-2004, 08:36 PM
It's a pulp fiction joke :o

jollyjohnny
08-14-2004, 08:41 PM
clerk, you have one a nomination for the unofficial johnny award for creativity and spam.:up:

Sarge
08-14-2004, 08:49 PM
your comics continue to disturb me and make me laugh Clerk :up:

Capt Throbberson
08-14-2004, 08:53 PM
I didnt see Avp yet so i dont get it

dmcnx
08-14-2004, 09:56 PM
Originally posted by jollyjohnny
clerk, you have one a nomination for the unofficial johnny award for creativity and spam.:up:

Created by dmcnx and only supposed to be used by jollyjohnny.Only

Clerk
09-01-2004, 05:40 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v38/clerk/avp2.jpg

The Hero
09-02-2004, 02:16 PM
The Neo avatar only makes this thread funnier.:o

Jack Rabbit
09-03-2004, 10:13 PM
Wow, I haven't checked this out in a while...awesome stuff, Clerk.

:D:D:D:D:D:D

Clerk
09-04-2004, 04:42 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/minorityreporter/hero.jpg

Clerk
10-14-2004, 09:45 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/minorityreporter/manonfir.jpg

I think that was his name, I forgot the spelling. :confused:

The Hero
10-15-2004, 06:05 PM
IT....RETURNS!!!:eek::up:

Unthinkable
11-13-2004, 10:14 PM
bump

cyborg ninja 14
11-13-2004, 10:40 PM
Clerk, you need to do one from

Team America
Shark Tale
Incredibles
Shaun of the dead
Whatever else you want to ****ing do

Paradoxium
11-13-2004, 10:54 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/minorityreporter/spide2.jpg

Im really just talking out of my ass, I just wanted to use the Homestar Goblin.:o
Heh this one never gets old :D

dmcnx
11-13-2004, 10:58 PM
:d:d

Clerk
11-14-2004, 10:30 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/minorityreporter/sharktale.jpg

cyborg ninja 14
11-14-2004, 10:38 PM
Bravo Clerk! Shark Tale sucked.

BeserkerHilf
11-14-2004, 10:41 PM
CW was so random!!!

Clerk
11-14-2004, 10:43 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/minorityreporter/matrirev.jpg

Brian2887
11-14-2004, 10:47 PM
hhaha. still great stuff, clerk.

cyborg ninja 14
11-14-2004, 10:47 PM
Another excellent comic!

jollyjohnny
11-14-2004, 10:50 PM
oh man, i forgot how genious this was.

dmcnx
11-15-2004, 08:34 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/minorityreporter/matrirev.jpg

:D:up:

Clerk
11-15-2004, 07:57 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/minorityreporter/eqyul.jpg

Lackey
11-15-2004, 08:01 PM
Clerk is a genius! :eek:

Capt Throbberson
11-15-2004, 08:08 PM
CW was so random!!!
Is there ever a bad time for CW??

ImTheWombat
11-15-2004, 08:10 PM
Ok, i think i would only be fitting if you did "Clerks"

Clerk
11-18-2004, 10:56 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/minorityreporter/halomovie.jpg

CConn
11-18-2004, 11:00 PM
HOLY F**KING S**T THAT'S GREAT. :D:up: :D:up: :D:up:

Edd Extraordinaire
11-18-2004, 11:03 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/minorityreporter/halomovie.jpg
http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de//jump.gif

Edd Extraordinaire
11-18-2004, 11:03 PM
Clerk you are a god.

CConn
11-18-2004, 11:05 PM
Clerk you are a god. This is true. :up:

cyborg ninja 14
11-28-2004, 11:19 PM
Another excellent comic.

Clerk
12-12-2004, 10:06 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/minorityreporter/oceas.jpg

Clerk
12-14-2004, 08:37 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/minorityreporter/wonka.jpg

J-Bones
12-14-2004, 08:56 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/minorityreporter/wonka.jpg

clerk, pure awsome-ness :up::up:

do the boondock saints!!

Ninja_Killer
12-14-2004, 11:24 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/minorityreporter/halomovie.jpg

lmao good job on this comic. :D :up:

The Watchman
12-15-2004, 12:18 AM
Clerk never fails to make me laugh...

Clerk
01-06-2005, 04:39 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/minorityreporter/vendetta.jpg

jollyjohnny
01-06-2005, 05:49 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/minorityreporter/wonka.jpg
Thats just ****ing great. :up:

Clerk
02-13-2005, 03:25 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/minorityreporter/papernboy.jpg

Thanks to Matt for thinking of this great combo.

Movies205
02-13-2005, 03:46 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/minorityreporter/papernboy.jpg

Thanks to Matt for thinking of this great combo.

zing!

cyborg ninja 14
02-13-2005, 04:44 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/minorityreporter/papernboy.jpg

Thanks to Matt for thinking of this great combo.

Most excellent!

zer00
02-13-2005, 05:57 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/minorityreporter/papernboy.jpg

Thanks to Matt for thinking of this great combo.

buhahahahahahahaha!!

Clerk
07-04-2005, 02:30 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/minorityreporter/batmanbegins.jpg

cyborg ninja 14
07-04-2005, 04:28 PM
Clerk comics return! May I suggest you do WOTW next?

dmcnx
07-04-2005, 04:29 PM
I havent seen BB yet,so I cant give my Normal :D:up:

Sorry:(

cyborg ninja 14
07-04-2005, 04:33 PM
*buys dmcnx a BB ticket*

Get your ass in that theater.

Kipobe
07-04-2005, 04:36 PM
Clerk is seriously better than 90% of the people here. I'm only saying that because I'm 11% of the people here. Yeah, he's better than 1% of me. :up:

Murray
07-04-2005, 04:41 PM
Clerk is seriously better than 90% of the people here. I'm only saying that because I'm 11% of the people here. Yeah, he's better than 1% of me. :up:
Agreed. Except of course for the part about you, cause everyone knows that's false.:o

cyborg ninja 14
07-04-2005, 04:42 PM
Agreed. Except of course for the part about you, cause everyone knows that's false.:o

You could really use a Murray avatar.

Kipobe
07-04-2005, 04:44 PM
Agreed. Except of course for the part about you, cause everyone knows that's false.:o
That could mean anything. Fired! :mad:

Socrates
07-04-2005, 04:44 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/minorityreporter/batmanbegins.jpg

Hah. :up: :D

Could you do something from American Psycho?

Lackey
07-04-2005, 04:50 PM
You have to do Star Wars Ep. III

The Watchman
07-04-2005, 05:04 PM
This is why Clerk is the best poster on the hype. :up:

BeserkerHilf
07-04-2005, 05:07 PM
i hope he keeps going with this. i don't want this thread to drift into the abyss again.

Clerk
07-04-2005, 06:26 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/minorityreporter/ep3.jpg

cyborg ninja 14
07-04-2005, 06:47 PM
And the ironic thing is that its true :(

Brodie the fun
07-04-2005, 11:43 PM
How is that ironic?

Clerk
07-04-2005, 11:51 PM
Cause a parody is improving on the initial idea? :confused:

Brodie the fun
07-05-2005, 01:08 AM
Yes, so it fits in precisely with the expected concept. Thus, no iriony.

Clerk
07-05-2005, 01:51 AM
You deserve another cameo in my comics.

The Watchman
07-05-2005, 01:57 AM
You deserve a goddamn award for being so ****ing great. The kind that eats your balls.

screech_turbo
07-05-2005, 04:52 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/minorityreporter/thecrow.jpg


awesome!!:up:

i would like to request:

darkman
die hard
or superman 2

Clerk
07-05-2005, 01:39 PM
You deserve a goddamn award for being so ****ing great. The kind that eats your balls.


I think a better award would be one that gets rid of these crabs that keep eating my balls. :yellow: .......... :(

Master Chief
07-05-2005, 01:42 PM
Publish a little book of these. :o

The Watchman
07-05-2005, 06:11 PM
I think a better award would be one that gets rid of these crabs that keep eating my balls. :yellow: .......... :(
Lifesize or STD size? not that it makes a difference really, you just whack at them with a mallet.

Clerk
07-05-2005, 06:28 PM
I took your advice - why is my penis turning purple? :confused: :(

The Watchman
07-05-2005, 06:37 PM
Chicks dig purple penis.:up:

Corinthian™
07-05-2005, 07:41 PM
Chicks dig purple penis.:up:
just look at PurplePenisPrancer... he's getting all the ladies.. hobbit style!... and you know that Hobbits get laid like if they were rats or something..

Brodie the fun
07-06-2005, 01:24 AM
You deserve another cameo in my comics.

heh, iriony. I do rule:up:

Clerk
10-23-2005, 06:47 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v38/clerk/doom.jpg

cyborg ninja 14
10-23-2005, 09:06 PM
To bad it didnt save me my 8$ :(

cyborg ninja 14
11-07-2005, 09:54 PM
An excerpt from the Halo script review
"MC removes his helmet – his skin is bleached white and his head his shaved to the scalp. The dream is of Planet Reach where one hundred and sixty four men, women, and children died. The Spartans failed to defend it. MC is the last of the Spartan who was airlifted out of there by Foehammer. For the fans that must know, we don’t really ever see MC’s face. Later on in the movie towards the end, on an extreme close-up on MC’s Face we occupy the same space he does, inside his suit. We see a series of flash cuts: his skin, his mouth, and his eyes. The face is marked with a fine mesh of scars, suggesting past injuries, or surgical procedures, or even experiments. His skin is a map of past conflict. To me it appears that MC is albino."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/minorityreporter/halomovie.jpg

Clerk speaks the truth!

Kipobe
11-07-2005, 09:59 PM
Haha. Because I can see Uwe Boll:cool:

The Hero
02-04-2006, 03:26 PM
Do a Sin City comic.:up:

Brodie The Wise
02-04-2006, 03:57 PM
do any comic:up:

Clerk
02-04-2006, 05:12 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/minorityreporter/munich.jpg

If you havn't seen Munich, you won't get it.

Brodie The Wise
02-04-2006, 05:13 PM
that's hwy I don't get it:(

Clerk
02-04-2006, 05:27 PM
that's hwy I don't get it:(


I'd choose a more mainstream movie, but I'm making comics for my girlfriend to entertain her while I am absent for a week. :(

Brodie The Wise
02-04-2006, 05:30 PM
can you explain ti to me? I'm sure I'll appreciate it more


oh , oih, oh, do saw II

Clerk
02-04-2006, 05:32 PM
can you explain ti to me? I'm sure I'll appreciate it more


oh , oih, oh, do saw II


At the end, one of the best movies I've ever seen turns into one of the most laughable in a four minute sequence. Eric Bana returns home to have sex with his wife, but while doing it, he sees visions of Jews getting killed. It makes him have rougher and rougher sex, and the wife thinks shes doing a great job. When he finally climaxes, he's in tears.

My equivalent of the jews getting killed are the Broncos loss. :(

Brodie The Wise
02-04-2006, 05:35 PM
Eric Bana's a Mossad agent, right?

Clerk
02-04-2006, 05:41 PM
Eric Bana's a Mossad agent, right?


Believe so.

cyborg ninja 14
02-04-2006, 05:44 PM
American Physco Dammit.

Brodie The Wise
02-04-2006, 05:55 PM
that's kinda funny then.

Kipobe
02-04-2006, 06:12 PM
Do a Sin City comic.:up:
Bloody hell, it's The Hero!!

Brodie The Wise
02-04-2006, 06:31 PM
I thought you were the hero:copnfused:

Kipobe
02-04-2006, 06:35 PM
No, I'm Kipobe.

Brodie The Wise
02-04-2006, 06:35 PM
and the legend link:confused:

Kipobe
02-04-2006, 06:38 PM
not anymore. Oh, The Legend Link used to be The Hero Link.

Brodie The Wise
02-04-2006, 06:39 PM
see, that kinda stuff makes me thionk you're tukiluka.

Kipobe
02-04-2006, 06:42 PM
CLW thinks I'm kypade, Toven thinks I'm Spawn.

I don't think I've used another name for like, a year or two... (other than KPB) and I'm still believed to be everybody. :(

And if I was Tuk, I would be playing my own game...

Eric Draven
02-04-2006, 06:44 PM
Kipobe is totally kypade. Look at the similarities in the names.....

Kipobe
02-04-2006, 06:51 PM
Yes. Mine is capitalized and awesome, kypade is uncapitalized and based on his real name: Kyle Paul DeMarco!

Oh man, his real life name is kickass!

Eric Draven
02-04-2006, 06:53 PM
Wait, you mean your real name isn't Kim Ponker Beulah? :confused:

Kipobe
02-04-2006, 06:55 PM
I prefer to go by Kimberly:rolleyes:

The Watchman
02-04-2006, 06:57 PM
Clerk should take over Conan's show when he goes to the Tonight show.

Brodie The Wise
02-04-2006, 07:03 PM
that is a good name.

Eric Draven
02-04-2006, 07:03 PM
I prefer to go by Kimberly:rolleyes:

YOu wanted me to type that all out? :rolleyes:

Brodie The Wise
02-04-2006, 07:06 PM
Kim Ponker is eerily close to my mothers name.

Eric Draven
02-04-2006, 07:07 PM
Yeah, I know :) :confused:

Brodie The Wise
02-04-2006, 07:12 PM
crazy!

Eric Draven
02-04-2006, 07:18 PM
scandalous!

Brodie The Wise
02-04-2006, 07:18 PM
indubidubly!

Eric Draven
02-04-2006, 07:19 PM
That was a quick response :confused:

Brodie The Wise
02-04-2006, 07:21 PM
good timing, I geuss.

Eric Draven
02-04-2006, 07:23 PM
Or you were probably lying in wait to post that response......:eek:

Brodie The Wise
02-04-2006, 07:24 PM
i do like to say indubidubly.

Eric Draven
02-04-2006, 07:28 PM
Well it is a great word. It just rolls off the tongue...

Brodie The Wise
02-04-2006, 07:30 PM
indubidubly

kypade
02-04-2006, 07:40 PM
my name isnt paul demarqo.

PS, tuki, youre an hour late - get on with the answers! :mad::o

Kipobe
02-04-2006, 07:53 PM
1. You're in the wrong thread, and 2. he's not late.... it's not time yet...

kypade
02-04-2006, 08:13 PM
1. You're in the wrong thread, and 2. he's not late.... it's not time yet...
1. 59/100. You need a new one. I'm sick of that guy. :down
2. duh.

Phoney Bone
02-04-2006, 08:33 PM
Haha sometime kypade is weird and confusing and nonsensical, and then there's his above post. Genius. Bring back ****in' ALF!

Unleashed
02-05-2006, 01:20 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/minorityreporter/lis.jpg
I liked the movie :(

Clerk
02-05-2006, 01:31 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/minorityreporter/bb.jpg

Clerk
03-26-2006, 04:07 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v38/clerk/v.jpg