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Daisy
08-12-2004, 12:40 PM
Originally posted by TheSlag
The girls all like the... "scepter" ;)
*Looks down and beams Proud.... PROUD I SAY. :p :D
My brother used to run around like that... when he was 3! :p :D
scryer41
08-12-2004, 12:40 PM
Sorry... I'm working and looking at the threads. Sort of missed those. My apologize.
Daisy
08-12-2004, 12:41 PM
Originally posted by scryer41
Sorry... I'm working and looking at the threads. Sort of missed those. My apologize.
No prob.
Next time just look a little longer before you leap. :)
Daisy
08-12-2004, 12:42 PM
What is it that only you can give to others, but only you can keep?
tomahawk53
08-12-2004, 12:42 PM
Originally posted by Daisy
A 3-way liplock isn't particularly feasible, no, but then...?
I've done it at Mardi Gras one year. It is possible...and fun
scryer41
08-12-2004, 12:44 PM
Originally posted by Daisy
What is it that only you can give to others, but only you can keep?
Love?
Duende Verde
08-12-2004, 12:55 PM
STDs:p
Daisy
08-12-2004, 01:38 PM
No and no.
maxwell's demon
08-12-2004, 01:40 PM
quote:
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Originally posted by Daisy
What is it that only you can give to others, but only you can keep?
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a secret?
The Riddler
08-12-2004, 01:41 PM
Originally posted by Spider-Nerd
this is an awesome thread:up:
indeed it is.
The Riddler
08-12-2004, 01:42 PM
i'll have riddles later today. meanwhile my current riddle is practically unsolvable. :D
Duende Verde
08-12-2004, 01:43 PM
Originally posted by Daisy
What is it that only you can give to others, but only you can keep?
your word
Daisy
08-12-2004, 01:45 PM
Originally posted by duende verde
your word
Yes. :)
The Riddler
08-12-2004, 01:45 PM
Originally posted by Daisy
What is it that only you can give to others, but only you can keep?
a promise darnit! :mad:
TheSlag
08-12-2004, 01:46 PM
Originally posted by Daisy
My brother used to run around like that... when he was 3! :p :D
I am, and always will be, a child at heart. :p :D
*some would argue mentality... but let's not go there. ;)
TheSlag
08-12-2004, 01:48 PM
Originally posted by duende verde
STDs:p
LMAO... :D
Daisy
08-12-2004, 01:48 PM
Originally posted by The Riddler
a promise darnit! :mad:
yes, but duende verde already got it. :p
Daisy
08-12-2004, 01:50 PM
Originally posted by TheSlag
I am, and always will be, a child at heart. :p :D
*some would argue mentality... but let's not go there. ;)
Envisions Slag: *one-two-free one-two-free one-two-free*
LMAO... and not really caring that no one else gets it. :D
The Riddler
08-12-2004, 01:51 PM
Originally posted by Daisy
yes, but duende verde already got it. :p
:( ;)
TheSlag
08-12-2004, 01:54 PM
Originally posted by Daisy
Envisions Slag: *one-two-free one-two-free one-two-free*
LMAO... and not really caring that no one else gets it. :D
They're free after the second... *evil smile*.
And I "can" dance... Hell... I "got to" dance. *eyes the pink tutu and hears the haunting melodies of Quail Lake. :eek:
Thed_Evil
08-12-2004, 02:47 PM
"Riddle: How can E. Bison get laid by an alien if he can't even 'score' with a human?"
cuz he's not human
The Riddler
08-12-2004, 02:59 PM
my riddle is a trick riddle he can't get laid by neither.
Thed_Evil
08-12-2004, 03:36 PM
nice :up:
The Riddler
08-12-2004, 03:40 PM
:)
Boy Wonder '04
08-12-2004, 03:49 PM
Its not really a riddle...
Whats the new one?
The Riddler
08-12-2004, 03:50 PM
i'm posting new riddles later today. :)
Batman_DKR
08-12-2004, 04:08 PM
are we suppposed to answer this one??? because it doesnt make sense, unless i go an ask an alien *goes out to ask alien.....*
The Riddler
08-12-2004, 04:10 PM
nope, i was mocking e. bison, a poster in the main forum.
Boy Wonder '04
08-12-2004, 04:11 PM
I love your sig B-DKR! From Hush... one of my fav bat stories!
Batman_DKR
08-12-2004, 04:12 PM
.........*re-enters earths atmosphere* they said it isnt possible!!! :)
scryer41
08-12-2004, 04:13 PM
I have one before I have to go and I'll give my answer in the morning.
I'll bet you'll get it though.
Three men are lost at sea in a small boat. They have four cigerates but no match. How do they smoke?
Batman_DKR
08-12-2004, 04:18 PM
love your sig B-DKR! From Hush... one of my fav bat stories!
thanks man, i think it is defo one of the best bat stories ever ot :D
nope, i was mocking e. bison, a poster in the main forum.
lol i know, check my next post after that man :)
Batman_DKR
08-12-2004, 04:20 PM
I have one before I have to go and I'll give my answer in the morning.
I'll bet you'll get it though.
Three men are lost at sea in a small boat. They have four cigerates but no match. How do they smoke?
they could use a lighter???? :) lol
The Riddler
08-12-2004, 04:21 PM
Originally posted by Batman_DKR
.........*re-enters earths atmosphere* they said it isnt possible!!! :)
:up:
:)
Thed_Evil
08-12-2004, 04:22 PM
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Three men are lost at sea in a small boat. They have four cigerates but no match. How do they smoke?
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there are 4 different kinds of cigarettes hence "no match."
they smoke by inhaling the smoke.
scryer41
08-12-2004, 04:23 PM
Originally posted by Batman_DKR
they could use a lighter???? :) lol
Close... but (forgive the pun) no cigar.
Batman
08-12-2004, 04:24 PM
Ive got a riddle:
"What does it take to defeat the Greatest champions?"
it can be one of two things........
Brodie Bruce
08-12-2004, 04:25 PM
Ul-Ti-Mate Mu-Scle!
That show ruled:)
Thed_Evil
08-12-2004, 04:27 PM
Originally posted by BW/BM
Ive got a riddle:
"What does it take to defeat the Greatest champions?"
it can be one of two things........
much practice
Batman_DKR
08-12-2004, 04:27 PM
Ul-Ti-Mate Mu-Scle!
LMAO!!! :D:D
Batman_DKR
08-12-2004, 04:29 PM
"What does it take to defeat the Greatest champions?"
being better than them!
The Riddler
08-12-2004, 04:29 PM
Originally posted by BW/BM
Ive got a riddle:
"What does it take to defeat the Greatest champions?"
it can be one of two things........
there are only two answers? i can thing of several that don't fit into being an answer of a riddle but correctly answers teh question.
Duende Verde
08-12-2004, 04:29 PM
Originally posted by BW/BM
Ive got a riddle:
"What does it take to defeat the Greatest champions?"
it can be one of two things........
PREP TIME, DAMN IT!!!
The Riddler
08-12-2004, 04:29 PM
Originally posted by BrodieBruce
Ul-Ti-Mate Mu-Scle!
That show ruled:)
:up:
Batman
08-12-2004, 04:31 PM
Originally posted by Batman_DKR
being better than them!
if they're the GREATEST champions,how could you be better than them?;)
Batman_DKR
08-12-2004, 04:33 PM
by being a god! :D
Batman
08-12-2004, 04:33 PM
Originally posted by The Riddler
there are only two answers? i can thing of several that don't fit into being an answer of a riddle but correctly answers teh question.
true,but try to solve it anyway.........
....please?:o
The Riddler
08-12-2004, 04:34 PM
imagination?
Batman
08-12-2004, 04:35 PM
Originally posted by duende verde
PREP TIME, DAMN IT!!!
LOL :D
NO ;)
Duende Verde
08-12-2004, 04:36 PM
Originally posted by BW/BM
if they're the GREATEST champions,how could you be better than them?;)
by being a GREATER challenger?
Batman
08-12-2004, 04:37 PM
Originally posted by The Riddler
imagination?
nope,but good try.
HINT:you have to be a certain someone........
The Riddler
08-12-2004, 04:38 PM
im gonan eat lunch..i'll think about it and return
Batman_DKR
08-12-2004, 04:38 PM
ive already answered how you can be better, being a GOD!!!
and just because your the greatest champion doesnt mean you are the best, i mean what about the people they bea to beocome the greatest???
Batman
08-12-2004, 04:39 PM
Originally posted by duende verde
by being a GREATER challenger?
they are The Greatest champions,something that no one else could even begin to be like,so:
no:)
Duende Verde
08-12-2004, 04:40 PM
Originally posted by BW/BM
nope,but good try.
HINT:you have to be a certain someone........
is it a 'Samson & Delilah' type of thing?
Duende Verde
08-12-2004, 04:41 PM
or Achilles Heel
Batman
08-12-2004, 04:41 PM
Originally posted by Batman_DKR
ive already answered how you can be better, being a GOD!!!
and just because your the greatest champion doesnt mean you are the best, i mean what about the people they bea to beocome the greatest???
thats how they become the gretaset,but theres just one thing you have to be or know in order to defeat them.those are two hints to the two answers Im thinking of.
Batman_DKR
08-12-2004, 04:43 PM
death????
Batman
08-12-2004, 04:44 PM
Originally posted by duende verde
or Achilles Heel
thats very close,but you have to be a certain someone.
is it that hard people?:confused:
Brodie Bruce
08-12-2004, 04:45 PM
You must be Heracles!
Batman
08-12-2004, 04:46 PM
Originally posted by Batman_DKR
death????
Death is not a certain someone.(unless you beleive in the Grim Reaper)
Duende Verde
08-12-2004, 04:46 PM
Himself?
Batman_DKR
08-12-2004, 04:47 PM
Death is not a certain someone.(unless you beleive in the Grim Reaper)
well i do, so do i win :D:D
Brodie Bruce
08-12-2004, 04:48 PM
A spoon and milk!
Batman
08-12-2004, 04:48 PM
how could you beat yourself?and become the gretset champion all over again?whoever beats him,becomes the greatest champion for beating him,but theres only one of two people that can beat him.
and Hercules would be considered one of the greatest champions himself.
Brodie Bruce
08-12-2004, 04:50 PM
His mother in law! Cause, heh, we all know how much, er, Mother in laws can, uhhh, heh, is this thing on?
Batman_DKR
08-12-2004, 04:50 PM
an old man with a stick could beat a champion............with the stick :D
Duende Verde
08-12-2004, 04:50 PM
Paris
Dark Vigilante
08-12-2004, 04:53 PM
Originally posted by The Riddler
Riddle: How can E. Bison get laid by an alien if he can't even "score" with a human?
he is an ALIEN:eek:
Batman
08-12-2004, 04:56 PM
Originally posted by Batman_DKR
well i do, so do i win :D:D
nope,because I dont,and Im the one that made up the riddle(or whatever you want to call it)
Batman_DKR
08-12-2004, 04:58 PM
this riddle is killing ME :(
Batman
08-12-2004, 05:04 PM
Im surprised the Riddler hasnt guessed this one.........hen again,he said He'd think about it while eating,so I'll have to wait I guess.....
Brodie Bruce
08-12-2004, 05:05 PM
Just bloody tell us
Winter Spleen
08-12-2004, 05:07 PM
What riddle are we trying to solve at the moment?
Al Frocks
08-12-2004, 05:09 PM
obviously the one about beating him with a stick is right:o:mad:
Batman
08-12-2004, 05:16 PM
should i just tell you?
no,its not beating him with a stick.
and the current riddle is:"How do you defeat the Greatest Champion?"
Al Frocks
08-12-2004, 05:20 PM
didnt you say beat?:confused:
Al Frocks
08-12-2004, 05:21 PM
you should stop giving all these hints...you're like walking people through it and totally messing up the original thing...:o:o:o:(
maxwell's demon
08-12-2004, 05:23 PM
cut off everything below his ankles?
Batman
08-12-2004, 05:23 PM
okay,fair enough.no more hints........
and i said DEFEAT,not beat.(at least i think)
GCsFinestHeroes
08-12-2004, 05:27 PM
Originally posted by The Riddler
bwahhaah! they don't call me the riddler for nuthin. the answer is simple! it's an egg!
Ok, you are taking this whole super-villian thing to seriously. I think we need the white coats of Arkham here......
Guess not.....
Laterz
Duende Verde
08-12-2004, 05:27 PM
it takes time to defeat the greatest champion
Batman
08-12-2004, 05:28 PM
Originally posted by maxwell's demon
cut off everything below his ankles?
while that would defeat the average person,we're talking about the Greatest champion,you couldnt easily do that to a fighting warrior.;)
Batman
08-12-2004, 05:30 PM
Originally posted by duende verde
it takes time to defeat the greatest champion
not if he kills you.in that case,you wouldnt have time.:)
Duende Verde
08-12-2004, 05:38 PM
Originally posted by BW/BM
should i just tell you?
no,its not beating him with a stick.
and the current riddle is:"How do you defeat the Greatest Champion?"
cheating
Duende Verde
08-12-2004, 05:39 PM
You can also challenge him to something he doesn't know
Batman
08-12-2004, 05:45 PM
duende verde-your the one thats come up with the best and closests answers,but NO.
should i just say it,and let us get to the next one,or does anyone wanna keep trying?
Al Frocks
08-12-2004, 05:47 PM
just say it,,,and dont offer all these explanations:o:o:(
Batman
08-12-2004, 05:53 PM
okay:
the question was:"how do you defeat the greatest champion?"
one answer is:"by being the person that made him what he is"
as in his trainer
another one is:"to know his weak points"
as in his sucessor
you have to teach the champion to beat him,so you'll know what moves he throws at you,and how to counter them.
and by being his successor,you have to study him,as a result,you'll know his weak points,since everyone has one.
next riddle......:o
maxwell's demon
08-12-2004, 05:54 PM
thats not a RIDDLE!!!!!!
Al Frocks
08-12-2004, 05:55 PM
Originally posted by maxwell's demon
thats not a RIDDLE!!!!!!
maxwell's demon
08-12-2004, 05:55 PM
1. He wouldnt be the greatest champion until you couldnt beat him anymore- until that pooint he'd only be an 'almost' greatest champion
2. well this is just- its not a riddle answer. knowing weak points?
BAH!
BAH I SAY!
:D
Duende Verde
08-12-2004, 05:56 PM
Originally posted by maxwell's demon
thats not a RIDDLE!!!!!!
Batman
08-12-2004, 05:57 PM
Originally posted by maxwell's demon
thats not a RIDDLE!!!!!!
The Riddler pointed that out,but i said just to solve it anyway.its more of a question.
I know,Im patheitc..........:o
Brodie Bruce
08-12-2004, 05:59 PM
That isn't a riddle you dumb **** ,It's somehtng Mr. Miyagi said.
maxwell's demon
08-12-2004, 06:03 PM
mr. miyagi....
brodie made me laugh....
ha..ha ha ha
miyagi.....
heh heh
Batman_DKR
08-12-2004, 06:04 PM
this sucks, its not a ****ing riddle, so why is it in this thread??? :mad:
maxwell's demon
08-12-2004, 06:05 PM
well- i sTILL saying cutting off everything below his ankles would defeEt him.
Brodie Bruce
08-12-2004, 06:09 PM
Originally posted by maxwell's demon
well- i sTILL saying cutting off everything below his ankles would defeEt him. no, he heals fast. And can fly.
Batman
08-12-2004, 06:10 PM
Originally posted by Batman_DKR
this sucks, its not a ****ing riddle, so why is it in this thread??? :mad:
because I made a mistake when originally posting this thinking it WAS a riddle.geez,The Riddler pointed out that it isnt a riddle a couple pages back,so i thought you were answering it for the sake of answering it for no reason.......
could we just move on?no wait,could you guys just move on?i suck at this.:(
Batman_DKR
08-12-2004, 06:11 PM
i say being better, or a god would be a good way to win!
The Riddler
08-12-2004, 06:22 PM
Originally posted by BW/BM
because I made a mistake when originally posting this thinking it WAS a riddle.geez,The Riddler pointed out that it isnt a riddle a couple pages back,so i thought you were answering it for the sake of answering it for no reason.......
could we just move on?no wait,could you guys just move on?i suck at this.:(
lol. don't sweat it. i got madden 2005 thats why i took so long. :) i'll put up a new riddle.
maxwell's demon
08-12-2004, 06:24 PM
Originally posted by BrodieBruce
no, he heals fast. And can fly.
holy crap! who the hell is he...the Worlds Greatest Champion?
oh...
wait....
maxwell's demon
08-12-2004, 06:26 PM
ps- im just kidding BW/BM...seriously
coming up with riddles is tough business...i admire you for at least trying...
Danalys
08-12-2004, 06:26 PM
piano
The Riddler
08-12-2004, 06:27 PM
Originally posted by ph27home
piano
you crazy.
The Riddler
08-12-2004, 06:30 PM
new riddle
Danalys
08-12-2004, 06:31 PM
your sig had a diferent riddle a bit ago. i hadn't read the thread in abit and checked the last few posts and thought that was your new one then.
The Riddler
08-12-2004, 06:32 PM
yeah that was...you got it that fast. ;)
Duende Verde
08-12-2004, 06:32 PM
"From house to house he goes,
A messenger small and slight.
And whether it rains or snows,
He sleeps outside at night.
What am I?"
The telephone line
SpideyInATree
08-12-2004, 06:33 PM
From house to house he goes,
A messenger small and slight.
And whether it rains or snows,
He sleeps outside at night.
What am I?
A bird.
Danalys
08-12-2004, 06:35 PM
you know how riddles are some are immedietly obvious to some but never come to others. i thought the piano one was easy all your others have mostly stumped me.
TheSumOfGod
08-12-2004, 06:36 PM
"What is eight inches long, is often inserted into a moist orifice, and comes in a great variety of colors, shapes and textures?"
The Riddler
08-12-2004, 06:37 PM
bird and phone lines work but i'm also looking for another answer.
a street or road.
The Riddler
08-12-2004, 06:37 PM
new riddle.
Danalys
08-12-2004, 06:38 PM
an eight inch fruit flavored sweet like one of those chew bars.
Batman
08-12-2004, 06:38 PM
Originally posted by maxwell's demon
ps- im just kidding BW/BM...seriously
coming up with riddles is tough business...i admire you for at least trying...
thank you,kind sir.:up:
ps:whats the current riddle?(im better at solving them than making them)
Duende Verde
08-12-2004, 06:40 PM
"I have two arms, but fingers none.
I have two feet, but cannot run.
I carry well, but I have found
I carry best with my feet off the ground.
What am I?"
a wheelbarrow
Danalys
08-12-2004, 06:41 PM
it's some kind a basket like a shopping basket that has feet than rest on the ground while you don't carry it. arms is offen used to decribe mechanical arms which could be the handles or some thing. so it's along those lines.
The Riddler
08-12-2004, 06:41 PM
Originally posted by duende verde
"I have two arms, but fingers none.
I have two feet, but cannot run.
I carry well, but I have found
I carry best with my feet off the ground.
What am I?"
a wheelbarrow
:up:
The Riddler
08-12-2004, 06:42 PM
new riddle
Al Frocks
08-12-2004, 06:44 PM
post the stupid riddle, so l see it when you change your sig:mad::(
The Riddler
08-12-2004, 06:45 PM
I am black of eye and bright of hair. I am fast in to the ground and follow my lord as he races around the world. What am I?
Danalys
08-12-2004, 06:47 PM
the moon
The Riddler
08-12-2004, 06:49 PM
nope.
Danalys
08-12-2004, 06:51 PM
is it water then and the moon it's lord.
The Riddler
08-12-2004, 06:56 PM
no.
Danalys
08-12-2004, 07:01 PM
electricity?
The Riddler
08-12-2004, 07:05 PM
heh. nope. anyone else have an idea?
Batman_DKR
08-12-2004, 07:05 PM
yeah sunflower???
The Riddler
08-12-2004, 07:07 PM
you arse!!! you got it though.
The Riddler
08-12-2004, 07:08 PM
new riddle!
Batman_DKR
08-12-2004, 07:11 PM
hmmm hard is this one :up::(
The Riddler
08-12-2004, 07:13 PM
sure is. ;)
TheSumOfGod
08-12-2004, 07:13 PM
The Two Towers?
The Riddler
08-12-2004, 07:14 PM
nope. not one word and doesn't in in t.
tylerdurden
08-12-2004, 07:15 PM
a tea party!
Duende Verde
08-12-2004, 07:15 PM
I begin with T, have T in the middle and I end in T. What am I?
An english man that drinks tea all the time :P
actually it's a Tea pot
The Riddler
08-12-2004, 07:15 PM
doesn't end in t!
The Riddler
08-12-2004, 07:16 PM
Originally posted by duende verde
I begin with T, have T in the middle and I end in T. What am I?
An english man that drinks tea all the time :P
actually it's a Tea pot
there you go! nice job.
The Riddler
08-12-2004, 07:16 PM
new riddle.
TheSumOfGod
08-12-2004, 07:17 PM
The sun?
Batman_DKR
08-12-2004, 07:18 PM
OMG! crap riddle man ;)
The Riddler
08-12-2004, 07:18 PM
Originally posted by TheSumOfGod
The sun?
:eek:
that was fast.
Batman_DKR
08-12-2004, 07:18 PM
KRYPTONITE coz u r SUPERMAN :D
Danalys
08-12-2004, 07:19 PM
a stripper assassin
The Riddler
08-12-2004, 07:19 PM
Originally posted by Batman_DKR
KRYPTONITE coz u r SUPERMAN :D
did you check out that guy using your avatar?
Danalys
08-12-2004, 07:21 PM
a shadow
TheSumOfGod
08-12-2004, 07:21 PM
Your shadow?
The Riddler
08-12-2004, 07:23 PM
no. your shadow is connected to you.
TheSumOfGod
08-12-2004, 07:23 PM
Your reflection?
Al Frocks
08-12-2004, 07:24 PM
please
post the riddle when you change your sig...
cuz lve missed like 8 in a row...
and if they're only happening in this thread anyways, it doesnt matter much:(
Danalys
08-12-2004, 07:25 PM
the horizon
The Riddler
08-12-2004, 07:25 PM
Originally posted by Al Frocks
please
post the riddle when you change your sig...
cuz lve missed like 8 in a row...
and if they're only happening in this thread anyways, it doesnt matter much:(
sorry dude.
When you stop and look, you can always see me. If you try to touch you cannot feel me. I cannot move, but as you near me, I will move away from you. What am I?
and the answer is horizon.
The Riddler
08-12-2004, 07:26 PM
Originally posted by ph27home
the horizon
:up:
The Riddler
08-12-2004, 07:26 PM
new riddle.
tylerdurden
08-12-2004, 07:28 PM
life?
Danalys
08-12-2004, 07:28 PM
destruction
The Riddler
08-12-2004, 07:29 PM
wrong and wrong. :)
The Riddler
08-12-2004, 07:30 PM
From the beginning of eternity
To the end of time and space
To the beginning of every end
And the end of every place.What am I?
Danalys
08-12-2004, 07:30 PM
nothing
The Riddler
08-12-2004, 07:31 PM
nope its sumthin..
Danalys
08-12-2004, 07:31 PM
a point
The Riddler
08-12-2004, 07:32 PM
nuh uh.
tylerdurden
08-12-2004, 07:33 PM
E
The Riddler
08-12-2004, 07:33 PM
bwhaah! there you go!
The Riddler
08-12-2004, 07:33 PM
well i've had enough riddles for now...i'll post more later.
Danalys
08-12-2004, 07:39 PM
i hate ones like that grrrrr.
The Riddler
08-12-2004, 07:40 PM
haha tricky eh?
Batman_DKR
08-12-2004, 07:43 PM
did you check out that guy using your avatar?
YEAH!! :mad:
and wheres the riddler in your sig gone???
The Riddler
08-12-2004, 07:45 PM
i'm taking a break from riddles, i'm posting more later today, or maybe tomorrow.
Batman_DKR
08-12-2004, 07:45 PM
aww dam you stopping with your riddles ;)
The Riddler
08-12-2004, 07:47 PM
Originally posted by Batman_DKR
aww dam you stopping with your riddles ;)
don't worry you'll be stumped again soon. :)
Batman_DKR
08-12-2004, 07:49 PM
i kno, but ik mean hit over the head by a midget holding a tree :(
The Riddler
08-12-2004, 07:51 PM
Originally posted by Batman_DKR
i kno, but ik mean hit over the head by a midget holding a tree :(
huh? :confused:
scryer41
08-12-2004, 07:53 PM
Originally posted by scryer41
I have one before I have to go and I'll give my answer in the morning.
I'll bet you'll get it though.
Three men are lost at sea in a small boat. They have four cigerates but no match. How do they smoke?
Ok.. here's the answer.
They throw one of the cigerates overboard making the boat a cigerate lighter. :)
It's an old riddle from the 60's Batman show actually done by THE RIDDLER.
The Riddler
08-12-2004, 07:56 PM
hahahah! thats a good one!
but it doesn't make sense technically they still can't smoke!!
Thed_Evil
08-12-2004, 08:18 PM
yeah the answer you gave doesn't answer how they smoke.
hey Riddler, any new riddles?
Batman_DKR
08-12-2004, 08:24 PM
no he is taking a break :(
Boy Wonder '04
08-12-2004, 08:26 PM
I was about to just copy out all of the riddles from Batman: Hush Vol. 2! Some funny ones but DKR and Riddler would get them straight away!
InsayneJayne
08-12-2004, 08:51 PM
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh so this is where you post your ass off... i see.
well.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v190/InsayneJayne/nrv.gif
Master Blaster
08-12-2004, 08:54 PM
Riddle: How can E. Bison get laid by an alien if he can't "score" with a human?
Answer: If he gets anally probed.
maxwell's demon
08-12-2004, 10:00 PM
hey! i said that exact same thing a couple pages ago!
maxwell's demon
08-12-2004, 10:02 PM
Originally posted by maxwell's demon
Q-Riddle: How can E. Bison get laid by an alien if he can't even "score" with a human?
A-They love the anal probes(?).
08-12-2004 09:18 AM
ok- not quite EXACTLY the same.
The Riddler
08-12-2004, 10:10 PM
lol. you guys missed my riddle session!
maxwell's demon
08-12-2004, 10:11 PM
:(- i know- i had to watch Annie Hall with my girlfriend.
damn you, life away from the Hype!
The Riddler
08-12-2004, 10:15 PM
hahahh! i only do one session a day since if i did it all day i'd never leave these boards. :)
maxwell's demon
08-12-2004, 10:36 PM
man you were right about this place being like crack- the last week has been crack city for me. honestly- i'd never REALLY posted on any boards ANYWHERE before last week.
well- i'll be leaving for vacation in just over a week- no computers around. i think it'll do me good.
except for the inevitable hype withdrawal symptoms.
Venom Drool
08-12-2004, 11:15 PM
thats not a riddle...the riddler himself is slipping up
On a final note
Venom
Thed_Evil
08-12-2004, 11:34 PM
What is red and blue, and purple and green? No one can reach it, not even the queen.
Duende Verde
08-12-2004, 11:35 PM
Originally posted by Thed_Evil
What is red and blue, and purple and green? No one can reach it, not even the queen.
Rainbow
Thed_Evil
08-12-2004, 11:36 PM
Originally posted by duende verde
Rainbow
nice. next one.
A young peasant wanted to marry the king's daughter. The king didn't like the idea of his daughter marrying a peasant, but he wanted to appear fair in front of his subjects. The king said that he would put two pieces of paper into a hat, one reading EXILE and the other reading MARRIAGE. Later that day, the peasant overheard the king saying that both pieces of paper would read EXILE, thus ensuring that the peasant would be out of his way for good. The peasant remained undaunted and, as arranged, arrived at the king's court where a large crowd gathered for the big event. The peasant then did something that assured him the hand of the king's daughter. What did he do?
this one is a bit harder.
Thed_Evil
08-12-2004, 11:40 PM
here is an easier one in the mean time:
A woman has 7 children, half of them are boys.
How can this be possible?
Duende Verde
08-12-2004, 11:44 PM
Originally posted by Thed_Evil
nice. next one.
A young peasant wanted to marry the king's daughter. The king didn't like the idea of his daughter marrying a peasant, but he wanted to appear fair in front of his subjects. The king said that he would put two pieces of paper into a hat, one reading EXILE and the other reading MARRIAGE. Later that day, the peasant overheard the king saying that both pieces of paper would read EXILE, thus ensuring that the peasant would be out of his way for good. The peasant remained undaunted and, as arranged, arrived at the king's court where a large crowd gathered for the big event. The peasant then did something that assured him the hand of the king's daughter. What did he do?
this one is a bit harder.
The peasant said he would pick a paper from the hat and do what was writen in the one left inside.
Thed_Evil
08-13-2004, 12:09 AM
something like that. he pulledd out one piece of paper and tore it up before he or anyone else could read it. then he told the king to read what was on the other paper. the reading of EXILE, by the king, assured the crowd that the peasant took the paper MARRIAGE.
Thed_Evil
08-13-2004, 12:11 AM
try this one:
A woman has 7 children, half of them are boys.
How can this be possible?
i'll check in tomorrow for the other riddle's answer.
Spider-Fett
08-13-2004, 07:53 AM
Originally posted by Thed_Evil
try this one:
A woman has 7 children, half of them are boys.
How can this be possible?
i'll check in tomorrow for the other riddle's answer.
They are all boys
Spider-Fett
08-13-2004, 08:02 AM
Originally posted by scryer41
I have one before I have to go and I'll give my answer in the morning.
I'll bet you'll get it though.
Three men are lost at sea in a small boat. They have four cigerates but no match. How do they smoke?
They throw a cigarette overboard
Thus the boat becomes a cigarette lighter
They light their cigarettes and smoke.
Thed_Evil
08-13-2004, 10:53 AM
Originally posted by Spider-Fett
They are all boys
yep
Carcharodon
08-13-2004, 11:30 AM
Originally posted by Thed_Evil
yep Or they have three boys, three girls, and a hermie. :)
Thed_Evil
08-13-2004, 11:30 AM
no they were all boys. half are boys and so are the other half.
Carcharodon
08-13-2004, 11:44 AM
My answer works, too, though. :)
Spider-Fett
08-13-2004, 11:48 AM
Here's more of a brain teaser for you.
King Fett (hey it's my teaser so I get to be king)
King Fett has an indefinate number of provinces (the number doesn't matter) and each year the provinces pay him an indefinate number of gold bars (the number doesn't matter)
Each bar weighs one pound.
King Fett gets word from one of his top agents that one of the provinces is going to try to cheat him this year by skimping on an ounce of gold in each bar.
The spy doesn't know which province it is but knows it will happen.
The problem being, the King Fett's only way of measuring his taxes is this gigantic scale (it's like a meat scale at the grocery store)
King Fett recieves one special coin that operates the scale. He can take one measurement, and one measurement only. The total is printed out and that is the only weight. There is no digital scale on the side to show the weight as he puts the gold bars on it.
How does King Fett figure out who's cheating him?
(Tip: This isn't a trick question...it is actually solveable)
Al Frocks
08-13-2004, 11:57 AM
l think l've heard something similar (enough to know the answer) before, so l wont answer it...
Brodie Bruce
08-13-2004, 12:01 PM
He slaughters them all.
Danalys
08-13-2004, 12:15 PM
you put one lot of gold from one province on the scale then twice the amount of gold from the next province and so on. then from the discrepancy in weight you can work out which one is cheating you.
Thed_Evil
08-13-2004, 12:16 PM
Originally posted by Wall_Crawler_2003
My answer works, too, though. :)
yeah i guess it does
Brodie Bruce
08-13-2004, 12:17 PM
Originally posted by ph27home
you put one lot of gold from one province on the scale then twice the amount of gold from the next province and so on. then from the discrepancy in weight you can work out which one is cheating you. You can only use the scale once.
Spider-Fett
08-13-2004, 12:18 PM
Originally posted by ph27home
you put one lot of gold from one province on the scale then twice the amount of gold from the next province and so on. then from the discrepancy in weight you can work out which one is cheating you.
You actually solved the advanced version. The one that if more then one province was cheating you how would you figure it out.
But it still works.
Spider-Fett
08-13-2004, 12:18 PM
Originally posted by BrodieBruce
You can only use the scale once.
He meant do it all at once
Thed_Evil
08-13-2004, 12:18 PM
Originally posted by BrodieBruce
He slaughters them all.
^i'll got with his answer
Danalys
08-13-2004, 12:24 PM
if you slaughter them all then who's gonna get the gold for you.
Duende Verde
08-13-2004, 12:27 PM
he'll know which providence is cheating, because it'll be the only one happy to give him the gold.
Brodie Bruce
08-13-2004, 12:30 PM
Originally posted by Spider-Fett
He meant do it all at once But that's only two provinces covered. What if one of other ones was the one cheating you:confused:
Danalys
08-13-2004, 12:31 PM
i said "and so on"
scryer41
08-13-2004, 02:48 PM
Here's one.
The walls of my home all have a southern exposure. Where do I live?
:)
Spider-Fett
08-13-2004, 02:48 PM
Originally posted by scryer41
Here's one.
The walls of my home all have a southern exposure. Where do I live?
:)
The North pole
The Riddler
08-13-2004, 03:08 PM
my thread grows when i'm not here. cool!
btw, i'll post riddles a bit later. i'm out for now.
scryer41
08-13-2004, 04:21 PM
Originally posted by Spider-Fett
The North pole
Correct.
The Riddler
08-15-2004, 04:50 AM
^bump, up you go!
The Riddler
08-15-2004, 04:56 AM
solve the riddle/sig. drakon, you may not answer! :mad: ;)
scryer41
08-15-2004, 10:07 AM
I rise at dawn and rest at dusk but the stars are always present. I am found everywhere from cradle to grave but you may not wear me. What am I?
Knightsaber Priss
08-15-2004, 10:28 AM
I hate riddles. :mad:
scryer41
08-15-2004, 05:36 PM
Can't please everyone. :venom:
The Riddler
08-15-2004, 05:37 PM
solve my current riddle!
Boy Wonder '04
08-15-2004, 05:41 PM
CLUE!
The Riddler
08-15-2004, 05:42 PM
this oen is easy!!
Boy Wonder '04
08-15-2004, 05:44 PM
Ummmm... so hows that a clue?
:D
Boy Wonder '04
08-15-2004, 05:56 PM
I KNOW GENIUS! THERES A LITTLE THING CALLED SARCASM!
Knightsaber Priss
08-15-2004, 06:02 PM
Originally posted by The Riddler
solve my current riddle!
*In Tom Servo's original voice* You can't make me! You can't Make me!
Corinthian™
08-15-2004, 06:04 PM
the answer is either Nightcrawler or Beast:mad::doom:
scryer41
08-15-2004, 06:20 PM
A smurf?
scryer41
08-15-2004, 06:22 PM
Originally posted by Corinthian
the answer is either Nightcrawler or Beast:mad::doom:
I have to say that I really like your Homer Simpson Icon. I can imagine him doing that all day and never getting tired of it. ahahahah
scryer41
08-15-2004, 06:30 PM
So, if we're all wrong, what's the answer smart guy? :spidey:
Corinthian™
08-15-2004, 06:31 PM
Originally posted by scryer41
I have to say that I really like your Homer Simpson Icon. I can imagine him doing that all day and never getting tired of it. ahahahah he only does it from 8am to 2am... he have to rest:(
scryer41
08-15-2004, 06:34 PM
Originally posted by h85
why should i tell you? i'm asking the question.
1. We aren't getting it.
2. I saw the question in Riddler's post, so I thought it was his riddle. (go figure)
3. We aren't getting it.
4. I'll give you a dollar!
scryer41
08-15-2004, 06:38 PM
Ok.... how about a cookie!
scryer41
08-15-2004, 06:41 PM
cookie monster!
scryer41
08-15-2004, 06:43 PM
I posted this one but I don't think anyone got it.
I rise at dawn and rest at dusk but the stars are always present. I am found everywhere from cradle to grave but you may not wear me. What am I?
scryer41
08-15-2004, 06:47 PM
nope
Odin's Lapdog
08-15-2004, 06:47 PM
light
scryer41
08-15-2004, 06:50 PM
no
scryer41
08-15-2004, 06:55 PM
no... not the sun, not shadows, not light.
scryer41
08-15-2004, 06:56 PM
I'm going to let you think it over because I'm going to go watch the travel channel. They're doing a Marvel Super Heroes View Of New York. Then I'll come back and see if you got it.
scryer41
08-15-2004, 06:57 PM
I rise at dawn
rest at dusk
stars are always present.
found everywhere
cradle to grave
you may not wear me.
What am I?
The Kingpin
08-15-2004, 07:22 PM
The Kingpin
08-15-2004, 07:26 PM
I am an animal, but I am not an animal. I'm constantly tapped, and I move alot. What am I?
(Just made this off the top of my head)
Al Frocks
08-15-2004, 07:28 PM
a shoe?:confused:
The Kingpin
08-15-2004, 07:31 PM
No
Boy Wonder '04
08-15-2004, 07:55 PM
Haha... yeah... :confused:
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