Riddle me this...

[scryer41]

Originally posted by h85
a flower?

Nope... not a flower.

[The Riddler]

new riddle.

bbl

[Sxmxrx]

Easy


A River

[scryer41]

Nope... Not a river.

[Sxmxrx]

Originally posted by scryer41
Nope... Not a river.

What? Yes, a river.

[scryer41]

It's not the answer to my riddle

[Sxmxrx]

Originally posted by h85
thats teh riddler's question!

[Strange]

A flag

[scryer41]

Will... to save the situation. I'll give the answer to my riddle.

I rise at dawn and rest at dusk but the stars are always present. I am found everywhere from cradle to grave but you may not wear me. What am I?

I am the American Flag. It's supposed to be raised every morning and taken down at dusk. It was there at the birth of our nation and is found on graves of our fallen soldiers. And you are not allowed to use the flag as a form of clothing. The stars are, of course, part of the flag itself.

[scryer41]

Originally posted by atmshawn
A flag

Correct. You posted that before I could reply.

[jollyjohnny]

What hides, silences, unites and can be used for virtually anything, but not everything?

[Sxmxrx]

Virtually would make me guess, a Computer?

But the silences throws me off..,

[Al Frocks]

yes it is

[jollyjohnny]

Originally posted by Sxmxrx
Virtually would make me guess, a Computer?

But the silences throws me off..,
No. good guess though.

[jollyjohnny]

give up? Ill give you another hint...its round.

[Corinthian™]

a wheel?

your *******?

[spideylover89]

Originally posted by jollyjohnny
What hides, silences, unites and can be used for virtually anything, but not everything?

A cd?

[scryer41]

A ball gag?

[Duende Verde]

a mouse pointer or a remote control?

[Duende Verde]

a lock

[...]

The answer to the one in your sig is a pickup truck.:)

[Carcharodon]

Originally posted by ...
The answer to the one in your sig is a pickup truck.:) Erm...it was a river... :confused:

[Odin's Lapdog]

i don't know, but the answer to hit latest riddle is a river, i believe

[The Apostle]

Originally posted by TheSumOfGod
"What is eight inches long, is often inserted into a moist orifice, and comes in a great variety of colors, shapes and textures?"

A toothbrush.

[Franklin Richards]

Originally posted by jollyjohnny
What hides, silences, unites and can be used for virtually anything, but not everything?

A towel. :p

:thing: :doom: :thing:

[The Riddler]

i'm too lazy to post new riddles.

how teh hell is this thread still alive?

:confused:

[Corinthian™]

yes:(

you left us fatha:(

[The Riddler]

haha sorry i'll post new riddles tomorrow.

[TheArtist]

The Answer: a Q-tip! ;)

Here's a riddle for you:

I am just two and two,
I am hot, I am cold.
I am the parent of numbers that cannot be told.

A decisive action,
a matter of course,
But I'm not given with pleasure
when taken by force.

What am I? Give me the answer.

[Corinthian™]

A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife immediately called the police. The police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis:
The Wife said she was sleeping.
The Cook was cooking breakfast.
The Gardener was picking vegetables.
The Maid was getting the mail.
The Butler was cleaning the closet.

The police instantly arrested the murdered. Who did it and how did they know?

[TheTexican]

A man stands before a portrait and says, "Sons and brothers, I have none, but this person's father is my father's son."

Who is in the portrait?


HINT:It isn't a portrait of himself!

[Corinthian™]

his brotha foo:mad:

[TheTexican]

Wrong. Read it again, Foo'!

[BK]

His son.

[TheTexican]

Wrong. Read it again!!

[BK]

His daughter.

[TheTexican]

Bingo!!:)

Surprised it took so long!

[BK]

I just read it 2 min ago. :o

[TheTexican]

I meant by the amount of replys. Especially since in the riddle it stated No sons or brothers.

[TheTexican]

What can be put into a barrel, that can be seen with the naked eye, and makes the barrel lighter (weight-wise)?

[Corinthian™]

a hole... *******:mad:

I kid:);):D

[TheTexican]

WTF? ******* got censored in one of my jokes in the JOTD thread.
Whatever.


What two coins makes thirty cents, but a nickel cannot be one of them?

[BK]

That's......impossible.

[TheTexican]

no it is possible. It's sort of a trick question.

[Corinthian™]

a coin of 25 cents and a coin of 5 cents:o

[TheTexican]

Corinthian got it, sort of.

It's a Nickel and a Quarter.

Get it?

A nickle cannot be ONE of them.

[Corinthian™]

ok..:confused:

I knew it.. it's like one old question...

Elmer Johnson went to the hardware store to make a purchase for his house. He asked the store clerk, "How much will one cost?" The clerk thought for a moment and said, "Three dollars." Elmer Johnson, who looked a little puzzled said, "Well then, how much will twelve cost?" "Six dollars," replied the clerk. Elmer Johnson scratched his head and said, "If I were to purchase two hundred, how much would that cost?"
"That," said the clerk, "will cost you nine dollars."
What was Elmer Johnson buying?

[TheTexican]

There are two coins. Coin A and Coin B. One of them cannot be a nickel.

Coin A is a nickel, Coin B is a quarter. Therefore, Coin B (one of the 2 coins) is not a nickel.

hope that clears things up.


BTW your question's got me stymied.

[Corinthian™]

I'm the stymizer:mad::confused:

[BK]

Damn I feel stupid! :D

[Corinthian™]

it's easy:o

answer it dammit:mad:

[TheTexican]

Originally posted by Corinthian
I'm the stymizer:mad::confused:

big werds confoose me.

[Corinthian™]

"big words confoosening me"

learn to speak:rolleyes:

[The Riddler]

i'm surprised its still going?!

[Thed_Evil]

What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?

^something about a river or something

[Thed_Evil]

A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife immediately called the police. The police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis:
The Wife said she was sleeping.
The Cook was cooking breakfast.
The Gardener was picking vegetables.
The Maid was getting the mail.
The Butler was cleaning the closet.

The police instantly arrested the murdered. Who did it and how did they know?

^the maid. mail doesn't come on sunday.

[maxwell's demon]

the maid- no mail on sunday.

[maxwell's demon]

oh crap- shoulda read the whole post.

once again-you so clever.

[TheTexican]

You have just died. You walk down a dark path until you come to two identical doors. One goes to Heaven and one goes to Hell. There are two identical sisters there. One can only tell the truth. One can only tell a lie. You dont know which one is which. You can only ask ONE question to ONE girl. Which question do you ask.

[BK]

Which door would your sister take?

[Thed_Evil]

Originally posted by Maverik
You have just died. You walk down a dark path until you come to two identical doors. One goes to Heaven and one goes to Hell. There are two identical sisters there. One can only tell the truth. One can only tell a lie. You dont know which one is which. You can only ask ONE question to ONE girl. Which question do you ask.

i think its impossible. i've been thinking about this one for about an hour.

[Odin's Lapdog]

Originally posted by Maverik
You have just died. You walk down a dark path until you come to two identical doors. One goes to Heaven and one goes to Hell. There are two identical sisters there. One can only tell the truth. One can only tell a lie. You dont know which one is which. You can only ask ONE question to ONE girl. Which question do you ask. Am I dead?

[Odin's Lapdog]

you haven't stated which girl is standing by which door.

[Thed_Evil]

this question i believe has no answer, something has been left out.

[maxwell's demon]

Originally posted by Maverik
You have just died. You walk down a dark path until you come to two identical doors. One goes to Heaven and one goes to Hell. There are two identical sisters there. One can only tell the truth. One can only tell a lie. You dont know which one is which. You can only ask ONE question to ONE girl. Which question do you ask.

"which door would the other sister say i should pick?" and then you take the other door.

[Odin's Lapdog]

Originally posted by Batkid
Which door would your sister take? you still wouldn't be able to distinguish which one was telling the truth, or who was standing by which door.

i feel there is also something missing from this puzzle...

[Thed_Evil]

Originally posted by Odin's Lapdog
you still wouldn't be able to distinguish which one was telling the truth, or who was standing by which door.

i feel there is also something missing from this puzzle...

i concur

[Odin's Lapdog]

Originally posted by maxwell's demon
"which door would the other sister say i should pick?" and then you take the other door. trollocks!!!!!


well done dude:)

[The Apostle]

Originally posted by Maverik
You have just died. You walk down a dark path until you come to two identical doors. One goes to Heaven and one goes to Hell. There are two identical sisters there. One can only tell the truth. One can only tell a lie. You dont know which one is which. You can only ask ONE question to ONE girl. Which question do you ask.

Something of that sort was in the movie Labyrinth with Jennifer Connelly.

[JokerFish]

And I think also in Yugi Oh or pokemon....or something of that stuff

[Corinthian™]

JokerFish likes Yu Gi Oh...:(

eewwwwww:(

j00 t3h f1r3d!!!11!11!!!3leven:mad:

[The Riddler]

wtH!>

[Odin's Lapdog]

a river, a bloody river!!!!

[TheTexican]

Sorry for the late answer, Timezones suck.


You would ask either guard "If I were to ask the other guard which is the door to heaven what would he say?"

No matter which guard you asked you would choose the other door.


or

if the girl says 'she would say yes' you dont go in that door, because it would be hell. If 'she would say no' then its the right door.
But the answer I was going to give was 'If I were to ask you is this the door to heaven, what would you say'...then you go in the door if she says yes. Because the truth-girl would say yes to the right door, the lying-girl would answer yes, which is a lie and means her real answer would be no, which means it is the right door. Your solution was the same, just inverted.

[TheTexican]

Take 3 oranges from 5 oranges. How many oranges do you have?

[Capt Throbberson]

2?

[Spider-Nerd]

Originally posted by Maverik
Take 3 oranges from 5 oranges. How many oranges do you have? the three that you took, duh.

[Capt Throbberson]

Damn outsmarted again

[Thed_Evil]

A sharpshooter hung up his hat and put on a blindfold. He then walked 100 yards, turned around, and shot a bullet through his hat. The blindfold was a perfectly good one, completely blocking the man's vision.
How did me manage this feat?

[VenomReturns]

he walked a hundred yards in a circle

[mightiest_mortal]

He was carrying the hat stand?

[jollyjohnny]

Originally posted by jollyjohnny
What hides, silences, unites and can be used for virtually anything, but not everything?
im bumping this, with hints:
One: its round
Two: It gets down for cover

[VenomReturns]

Originally posted by VenomReturns
he walked a hundred yards in a circle

[maxwell's demon]

Originally posted by Thed_Evil
A sharpshooter hung up his hat and put on a blindfold. He then walked 100 yards, turned around, and shot a bullet through his hat. The blindfold was a perfectly good one, completely blocking the man's vision.
How did me manage this feat?

he's awesome?

[Thed_Evil]

he hung his hat on his gun barrel.

[The Riddler]

bump!

[The Navigator]

When I'm used, I'm useless, once offered, soon rejected. In desperation oft expressed, the intended not protected. What am I?

[The Riddler]

good one.

an excuse is the answer.

keep it up rabbit.

i'll be back later.

[The Navigator]

Correct!

I am two-faced but bear only one, I have no legs but travel widely. Men spill much blood over me, kings leave there imprint on me. I have greatest power when given away, yet lust for me keeps me locked away. What am I?

[The Riddler]

Correct!

I am two-faced but bear only one, I have no legs but travel widely. Men spill much blood over me, kings leave there imprint on me. I have greatest power when given away, yet lust for me keeps me locked away. What am I?

before i go,

a coin.

[The Navigator]

before i go,

a coin.

Damn, he's good....

Always old, sometimes new, never sad, sometimes blue. Never empty, sometimes full, never pushes, always pulls. What am I?

[BK]

The moon

[The Navigator]

ok..:confused:

I knew it.. it's like one old question...

Elmer Johnson went to the hardware store to make a purchase for his house. He asked the store clerk, "How much will one cost?" The clerk thought for a moment and said, "Three dollars." Elmer Johnson, who looked a little puzzled said, "Well then, how much will twelve cost?" "Six dollars," replied the clerk. Elmer Johnson scratched his head and said, "If I were to purchase two hundred, how much would that cost?"
"That," said the clerk, "will cost you nine dollars."
What was Elmer Johnson buying?

Lights? One standard lightbulb, 12 smaller ones, and a pack of Christmas lights?

[The Navigator]

The moon

Good one...but your avatar tends to distract me.

What's the difference between a penniless man and a feather bed?

[The Navigator]

And because that one is more of a joke than a real riddle, try this one:

Long and slinky like a trout, never sing till my guts come out. What am I?

[The Riddler]

bump!

[The Navigator]

Awesome. Now...answers? :)

[The Riddler]

Good one...but your avatar tends to distract me.

What's the difference between a penniless man and a feather bed?

i only know this one. :(

the joke one i don't get.

[The Riddler]

one is hard up, one is soft down.

the other one i don't know.

sorry i can't riddle but i got some work to finish.

later.

[The Navigator]

Hehe...I stumped him!

See ya. ;)

[The Riddler]

question: I can be created by humans, But they cannot control me. I suck on wood, paper and flesh alike. To my creators, I seem to be everywhere at once. What am I?

[The Last Meatbag]

Air?

[The Riddler]

nope.

[The Last Meatbag]

Dunno

[The Last Meatbag]

A Car!!!!

[The Riddler]

wrong.

all wrong.

[The Last Meatbag]

An Idea

[The Last Meatbag]

Fire?

[The Riddler]

incorrect on all accounts.

[The Last Meatbag]

are there hints in this thread?

[The Riddler]

no. haha.

[Cable guy]

a mosquito

[The Last Meatbag]

They dont suck paper and men dont create them

[Cable guy]

your not the riddler d-bag y u got a vendetta against me?

[The Riddler]

all wrong. nice guesses though.

[baby_webhead]

Fire?

[The Riddler]

already been guessed.

nice avatar, btw.

[baby_webhead]

man. my post was late.

[The Riddler]

anyone got anymore guesses?

it is pretty hard...

[The Last Meatbag]

Vampires?

[Cable guy]

i was gonna say lead or hair

[baby_webhead]

money?!? just a wild guess...

[The Riddler]

nope, nope, nope.

[The Last Meatbag]

War?

[baby_webhead]

Life? babies like to suck on everything you know.

[moop501]

A horny teenage girl?

[Cable guy]

ha awesome answer

[Alexia Dark]

Termites?

[The Last Meatbag]

They CAN be created by man

[The Riddler]

Life? babies like to suck on everything you know.
almost...not life, but...

[Cable guy]

webmistress I meant to tell you earlier I love your avy thats my new fav movie!

[Cable guy]

death

[Cable guy]

explain?

[Alexia Dark]

webmistress I meant to tell you earlier I love your avy thats my new fav movie!

Thanks. I've actually been working on being able to sing all of the songs :).

[The Last Meatbag]

Blood?

[Cable guy]

really? you any good?

[The Riddler]

meh, i'll give it to baby_webhead.

it's a baby.

[The Last Meatbag]

What was it really?

[Cable guy]

death is the answer

[Bat Brain]

EDIT


Never mind

[The Riddler]

question: I have a body and head, but I'm not alive. It is your strength which determines how far I go. You can hold me in your hand, but I'm never thrown. What am I?

[Cable guy]

explain babies rid

[baby_webhead]

how does death suck on paper?

[The Last Meatbag]

Golf Club?

[Cable guy]

a penis being serious

[baby_webhead]

oh. cool. :) I got it.

[The Riddler]

explain babies rid
babies are created by humans, they can't be controlled, they suck on anything, and they're often so troublesome they seem like they're everywhere.

[The Riddler]

question: I have a body and head, but I'm not alive. It is your strength which determines how far I go. You can hold me in your hand, but I'm never thrown. What am I?
new riddle.

[Bat Brain]

it's an arrow.

[Cable guy]

ok...

[The Riddler]

it's an arrow.
arrow. :up:

[baby_webhead]

question: I have a body and head, but I'm not alive. It is your strength which determines how far I go. You can hold me in your hand, but I'm never thrown. What am I?

This is a hard one.

[Captain_Obvious]

a duck

[baby_webhead]

wouldn't ahve thought of arrow.

[The Riddler]

question: what fastens two people yet touches only one?

[The Riddler]

question: what fastens two people yet touches only one?
new riddle.

[Captain_Obvious]

love!!!

[The Riddler]

love!!!
nope, it doesn't only touch one person.

[Captain_Obvious]

wedding ring!

[The Riddler]

wedding ring!
:up:

[The Riddler]

question: what is put on a table and cut, but is never eaten?

[Cable guy]

deck of cards

[Captain_Obvious]

my mothers meatloaf

[The Last Meatbag]

The wick of a candle?

[The Riddler]

deck of cards
:up:

[The Riddler]

question: what flies without wings?

[comicgirl]

question: what flies without wings?bad breath

[Alexia Dark]

Pants?

[Sensi]

time

[BK]

Your gf's shirt and bra before we engage in sex? :o

[The Riddler]

time
correct. :up:

[The Riddler]

Your gf's shirt and bra before we engage in sex? :o
very original. :up:

[The Last Meatbag]

Age

[The Riddler]

new riddle.

question: what happens twice in a week, and once in a year, but never in a day?

[Captain_Obvious]

the letter E

[Alexia Dark]

I know I heard that one before, but I don't remember the answer :(.

[The Riddler]

the letter E
nice.

[Captain_Obvious]

MR. E...

ENIGMA!

MR E NIGMA.

EDWARD NIGMA

OMFG :eek:

:(

[The Riddler]

new riddle.

question: what runs around a house but doesn't move?

[The Riddler]

MR. E...

ENIGMA!

MR E NIGMA.

EDWARD NIGMA

OMFG :eek:

:(
you just solved your own mystery...

[Captain_Obvious]

I gave myself a cookie

[The Last Meatbag]

Electricity?

[The Riddler]

Electricity?
it could be, but not the answer i'm looking for.

[The Riddler]

I gave myself a cookie
you deserved it. :up:

[The Last Meatbag]

Water?

[The Riddler]

nope.

[baby_webhead]

the fridge?

[The Riddler]

no...

[Captain_Obvious]

the yard...grass...earth...mud...??

[The Riddler]

the yard...grass...earth...mud...??
no, no, nope.

[Captain_Obvious]

lord, a fence?

[baby_webhead]

children's noses? :)

[The Riddler]

lord, a fence?
fence it is.

[The Riddler]

new riddle.

question: what won't break if you throw it off the highest building in the world, but will break if you place it in the ocean?

[baby_webhead]

Where do you get all these riddles from??

[Alexia Dark]

A bubble?

[The Riddler]

Where do you get all these riddles from??
that is a riddle, isn't it?

[The Last Meatbag]

A wave?

[The Riddler]

A bubble?
nope.

[baby_webhead]

a piece of paper!

[The Riddler]

a piece of paper!
yes, paper or tissue.

[The Riddler]

question: what two things can you never eat for breakfast?

[Captain_Obvious]

ohhh i think i know

[The Last Meatbag]

PM me C_O I wanna feel smart

[The Riddler]

ohhh i think i know
spill it! :mad:

[Captain_Obvious]

lunch and dinner :(

[Captain_Obvious]

PM me C_O I wanna feel smart
omfg that's so cute

[baby_webhead]

lunch and dinner!

[The Last Meatbag]

Dessert and breakfast

[The Riddler]

hahha.

those 4 posts are so funny.

[baby_webhead]

chocolate cake and junk food! :) :) :)

[The Riddler]

lunch and dinner :(
correct.

[The Last Meatbag]

Neva mind

[The Riddler]

new riddle.

question: what kind of room has no windows or doors?

[The Last Meatbag]

A Mushroom!!!!!!!

[The Riddler]

nice. :up:

[The Last Meatbag]

C_O could you put a celbration smilie?

[The Riddler]

question: what is the longest word in the english language?

[baby_webhead]

lol! is he right?

[The Riddler]

lol! is he right?
he is.

[Captain_Obvious]

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

[baby_webhead]

Hey guys, i gotta go. it's been fun playing. I'll check this thread out again next time i visit the hype.

[BK]

question: what is the longest word in the english language?

PNEUMONO*ULTRA*MICRO*SCOPIC*SILICO*VOLCANO*CO

[The Riddler]

question: what is the longest word in the english language?
:up:

[Alexia Dark]

This has got to be a word trick...

[The Riddler]

it is.

[moop501]

Language?

[Captain_Obvious]

hmph.

[Winter Spleen]

Language?

PM me the answer next time. ;)

[The Riddler]

all wrong. :o

[Captain_Obvious]

what's the riddle again?

too lazy to click on page 29 now.

[The Riddler]

question: what is the longest word in the english language?
:up:

[BK]

We gave you:

1) a real answer to the question
2) a real answer to the riddle

There are no other possibilities. :o

[The Riddler]

We gave you:

1) a real answer to the question
2) a real answer to the riddle

There are no other possibilities. :o

the word is...

[Captain_Obvious]

brother says its "smile"


wth?

[The Riddler]

brother says its "smiles"


wth?
tell your brother he's a bastard. :mad:

and correct. :(

[The Riddler]

question: what goes up and down without moving?

[BK]

tell your brother he's a bastard. :mad:

and correct. :(
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v132/Dex4788/Smilies/Confused/001.gif

[Flexo]

Stairs?

[The Riddler]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v132/Dex4788/Smilies/Confused/001.gif
that's the glorified version of this: :confused:

[Captain_Obvious]

...??

whaaaaaaaaaaat.

damn :(
Now I owe him $10 :(

[Winter Spleen]

Temperature?

[The Riddler]

Temperature?
nope.

[The Riddler]

...??

whaaaaaaaaaaat.

damn :(
Now I owe him $10 :(
haha. :down

[Flexo]

nope.

The answer is stairs, isn't it?

[Winter Spleen]

How is "smiles" the longest word in the yadda yadda yadda?

[BK]

that's the glorified version of this: :confused:
Yup.

Now mind explaining how the hell "smiles" is the answer?

[The Riddler]

The answer is stairs, isn't it?
right.

[The Riddler]

smiles.

[moop501]

tell your brother he's a bastard. :mad:

and correct. :(
Never mind.