Riddle me this...

[The Riddler]

question: what do you serve that you cannot eat?

[Captain_Obvious]

a tennis ball

[The Riddler]

correct.

[The Riddler]

question: what can you catch but not throw?

[Winter Spleen]

smiles.

Oh. Well. That's too stupid for me to come up with.

[Winter Spleen]

question: what can you catch but not throw?

The cold.

[Captain_Obvious]

a cold

[The Riddler]

Oh. Well. That's too stupid for me to come up with.
yeah, it does suck. :(

[Captain_Obvious]

but it sure got all of the hype confused

[Winter Spleen]

a cold

Ooo. I beat you. I guess that makes me special. :confused:

[The Riddler]

right. new riddle.

question: what can burn the eyes, sting the mouth, yet be eaten?

[Captain_Obvious]

dude, it's salt

[Flexo]

Halopano Peppers?

[The Riddler]

salt, it is.

question: what is the tallest building in town?

[Captain_Obvious]

the hell :(

[Captain_Obvious]

wait wait wait wait wait

this was on Arthur!

the Library!

[BK]

The library. :daredevil


EDIT: ******. :o

[The Riddler]

arthur is a great show.

[The Riddler]

question: what sits in a corner while traveling all around the world?

[BK]

Stamp.

[Captain_Obvious]

arthur is a great show.
tis :up:

[The Riddler]

question: what gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

[The Riddler]

time to go.

later, ya'll.

[moop501]

question: what gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
A slug?

[BK]

Or the alternative: a towel. :o


One more comment like that and you are out of here--Dew

[The Riddler]

Or the alternative: a towel. :o

towel is correct.

[Drakon]

I'm glad you bumped this thread.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

There was this big "Riddle Me This" - shaped HOLE in my heart.
Now I'm fulfilled.

[Drakon]

I coulda done that with a cupcake and some Alka-Seltzer, Wilhelm.

[Captain_Obvious]

How far can a dog run into the woods?
:confused::up:

[Space Moose]

:confused::up:
Halfway. Then he is running out of the woods.

[Captain_Obvious]

nice :)

[The Riddler]

question: i cannot be seen, cannot be felt, cannot be heard, cannot be smelt.
i lie behind stars and under hills and empty holes i fill. what am i?

[BK]

Space?

Silence?

Darkness?

[Dark Phantom]

space? air?

I think that's right...

[baby_webhead]

shadows?

[The Riddler]

Space?

Silence?

Darkness?

darkness. :up:

[Venom Drool]

me im editing this post

[Venom Drool]

wow... more riddles ridds

[The Riddler]

Question: I weaken all men for hours each day. I present odd and strange visions while you are away. I take you by night, by day take you back, None suffer to have me, but do from my lack. What am I?

[Venom Drool]

dreams?

[The Riddler]

nope, but close.

[Alexia Dark]

REM sleep?

Dreams?

[The Riddler]

REM sleep?

Dreams?
sleep it is.

[Venom Drool]

edit

[The Riddler]

Question: I am all that you see, yet I'm nothing at all and from you I flee. Formed of distortion, perceptions awry, I play the horizon where always I lie. What am I?

[Alexia Dark]

Eyesight?

[The Riddler]

nope. it isn't formed of distortion nor does it flee.

this is a tough one.

[Venom Drool]

sun

[The Riddler]

nope.

i have a feeling this'll last a while.

[Venom Drool]

shadow

[The Riddler]

wrong.

[BK]

The second sentence gave it away from me, at least I hope so. Is it a mirage?

[Venom Drool]

reflection?

[batnkevlar]

Fear?

[The Riddler]

The second sentence gave it away from me, at least I hope so. Is it a mirage?
mirage, indeed!

[Venom Drool]

new riddle?

[The Riddler]

Question: I am always coming, but I never truly arrive. What am I?

[dbzmom]

the future

[BK]

Oh...that is sooo me in bed last year. :o

[The Riddler]

the future
essentially, that's correct, but there's another answer i'm looking for.

[batnkevlar]

The end?

[Alexia Dark]

Tomorrow.

[The Riddler]

Tomorrow.

there we go.

[batnkevlar]

Tomorrow sounds good...

[Venom Drool]

hey ridds, do you just want to write the riddles?

[The Riddler]

Question: I'm black when you buy me, red when you use me, and gray when you throw me away. What am I?

[The Riddler]

hey ridds, do you just want to write the riddles?
what do you mean by that?

[dbzmom]

the newspaper??

[The Riddler]

nope.

[BK]

Charcoal. :up:

[The Riddler]

Charcoal. :up:
yep.

[The Riddler]

Question: I have a mouth but do not talk, I have a bed but I never sleep. What am I?

[dbzmom]

river or stream ?

[The Riddler]

nice. that was pretty quick. :up:

[The Riddler]

Question: I am black of eye and bright of hair. I fast in to the ground and follow my lord as he races around the world. What am I?

[Alexia Dark]

A sunflower?

[The Riddler]

you guys are pretty damn good. that's right.

[The Riddler]

Question: I'm not an airplane, but I can fly through the sky. I'm not a river, but I'm full of water. What am I?

[Alexia Dark]

Clouds/vapor?

[The Riddler]

clouds.

you're killing me here.

[Alexia Dark]

I'm the new C_O tonight :o.
























:(

[The Riddler]

Question: We're little items for everyday use, you'll find us all in A Tennis Court. What are we?

[Archangel08]

batman forever...plus that riddle has personal meaning to me haha...anyways, "vowels"

edit: well, it should be "we're five little items of an everyday sort" or something like that, to quote batman forever...unless you were purposely trying to get our minds off that...but you should know better :D

[Venom Drool]

i mean can we give riddles too?

[Captain_Obvious]

nooooo I missed tonights game :(

[Drakon]

Aww, come on, Ridds. You're really slacking with that last one. Everyone and his mother has seen that movie.

Here's one I thought up. Sorry for taking some steam, Ridds, but after that last Riddle, you owe us.

"I dance, but I'm bright. I give darkness, light. Many lives I have taken, buildings crumble at my might."

[batnkevlar]

Fire?

[Drakon]

Got it.

[The Riddler]

batman forever...plus that riddle has personal meaning to me haha...anyways, "vowels"

edit: well, it should be "we're five little items of an everyday sort" or something like that, to quote batman forever...unless you were purposely trying to get our minds off that...but you should know better :D
i should. :D

i didn't want to look any up so i just used one that i remembered.

[Venom Drool]

Throw it off the highest building, and I'll not break. But put me in the ocean, and I will. What am I?

[Venom Drool]

I never was, am always to be,
No one ever saw me, nor ever will,
And yet I am the confidence of all
To live and breathe on this terrestrial ball.
What am I?

2 riddles to get the ball rolling again

[Maximum Carnage]

Throw it off the highest building, and I'll not break. But put me in the ocean, and I will. What am I?

Paper towel




I never was, am always to be,
No one ever saw me, nor ever will,
And yet I am the confidence of all
To live and breathe on this terrestrial ball.
What am I?

Tomorrow.







One man is born a hero, his brother a coward. Babies starve, politicians grow fat. Holy men are martyred, anchovies grow legion. Why?

[MakeMineMarvel]

One man is born a hero, his brother a coward. Babies starve, politicians grow fat. Holy men are martyred, anchovies grow legion. Why?

Luck! Blind stupid simple doo-dah clueless luck!

[Venom Drool]

sounds like theres going to be a parade after that answer

[Captain_Obvious]

Luck! Blind stupid simple doo-dah clueless luck!
I want a two face shirt that says that :(

[Drakon]

A woman once of fair beauty and grace, would now freeze all with a look of her face.

[Venom Drool]

isnt that snake hair lady... medusa i believe?

[Drakon]

Bingo. Good call, since not everyone knows she was attractive before she was cursed.

[Venom Drool]

why was she cursed? i dont know that

[The Last Meatbag]

She slept with Neptune I believe and Neptunes wife got pissed and cursed her

[Venom Drool]

thats cool

[Drakon]

I thought she was raped by him?

[Dark Phantom]

ok here's a riddle for you:
"I can be dressed if it's right. I can enforce and withdraw. I am what every man does not want to have, yet doesn't want to loose. What am I?

[Archangel08]

a girlfriend.

[Roughneck]

JOIN THE LOST SOULS TODAY

Pm Myself, Kingfish or Feat_the_bat409.

[The Last Meatbag]

quit spamming

[The Last Meatbag]

Double post

[The Last Meatbag]

I thought she was raped by him?



Maybe, I didnt really pay attention while we were reading Edith Hamilton's Mythology. Horrible horrible stuff.

[Captain_Obvious]

OOo rape.

[The Riddler]

JOIN THE LOST SOULS TODAY

Pm Myself, Kingfish or Feat_the_bat409.
my thread will have none of your nonsense. :mad:

[Drakon]

You! Make with the Riddles!

[The Riddler]

Question: Where can one stand up straight, but still be considered sideways?

[Drakon]

The Equator?

[The Riddler]

indeed.

[The Riddler]

here's another one.

Question: Forward I am heavy, but backward I am not. What am I?

[Captain_Obvious]

ton

[Dark Phantom]

I come in different variations. Whether I'm a boulder or a derby, I always remain to stay still. Luckily, I'm always able to stop anything that falls from above. What am I?

*I know it's really bad, I can't think of anything good*

[Archangel08]

a man is found dead in a room with no windows or doors (okay, for the sake of the joke, ignore the fact that it would be impossible to get someone into a room that has no openings...the point is, he's in a room and nothing goes in or out)...the only other thing in the room is a rock. how did he die?

[Odin's Lapdog]

a man is found dead in a room with no windows or doors (okay, for the sake of the joke, ignore the fact that it would be impossible to get someone into a room that has no openings...the point is, he's in a room and nothing goes in or out)...the only other thing in the room is THE ROCK. how did he die?
the people's elbow...

[Riven]

a man is found dead in a room with no windows or doors (okay, for the sake of the joke, ignore the fact that it would be impossible to get someone into a room that has no openings...the point is, he's in a room and nothing goes in or out)...the only other thing in the room is a rock. how did he die?
Of hunger and thirst?

[Thed_Evil]

a man is found dead in a room with no windows or doors ...the only other thing in the room is a rock. how did he die?

someone dropped the rock on his head through the top of the room because there was no ceiling?

or he tripped and hit his head on the rock?

[Drakon]

Could even be lack of oxygen. But I don't think that's what he wants...

[batnkevlar]

He crapped out the rock...

[Cable guy]

a fwd car? to the riddlers question

[Thed_Evil]

here's another one.

Question: Forward I am heavy, but backward I am not. What am I?

the word "heavy".

[The Riddler]

it was ton.

[Thed_Evil]

it was ton.

i had the gist :confused:

[The Riddler]

i have no new riddles but i'm bumping this thread up anyway. :confused:

[The Riddler]

i have no new riddles but i'm bumping this thread up anyway. :confused:
:up:

[jackcool]

:up:

:down

[Deadpool187]

Was that a riddle?

[The Riddler]

Was that a riddle?
you wish.

or was it...?

[The Riddler]

yeah boyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

[Winter Spleen]

..oh gawd you suck.

[Winter Spleen]

Oh, and you can put that in your sig btw. :rolleyes:

[The Riddler]

Oh, and you can put that in your sig btw. :rolleyes:
i quote only the most flattering of quotes.

that or just really kick ass ones. (usually the best ones are the ones i post)

[Winter Spleen]

i quote only the most flattering of quotes.

that or just really kick ass ones. (usually the best ones are the ones i post)

I so wish you were standing in front of me so I could vomit in your face.

:(

[The Riddler]

I so wish you were standing in front of me so I could vomit in your face.

:(
hey, that's clever!

except it isn't. :down

[Whack Arnolds]

Riddler is rubber, and your puke is glue...what ever you send bounces off of him and sticks to you.

[The Riddler]

Riddler is rubber, and your puke is glue...what ever you send bounces off of him and sticks to you.
wasup man.

[Whack Arnolds]

wasup man.not **** pimpn... what's up with you?

[Winter Spleen]

Riddler is rubber, and your puke is glue...what ever you send bounces off of him and sticks to you.

ew. Your like child Satan. :confused:

[The Riddler]

not **** pimpn... what's up with you?
not much.

thinking about picking up them gray jordan fund's.

http://a712.g.akamai.net/7/712/225/1h/www.footaction.com/images/products/zoom/2402315_z.jpg

[Whack Arnolds]

not much.

thinking about picking up them gray jordan fund's.

http://a712.g.akamai.net/7/712/225/1h/www.footaction.com/images/products/zoom/2402315_z.jpgYeah, those are FIYAH. I copped these yesterday:

http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/7469/dsc0039small9ej.jpg

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a87/markg23/P1010036.jpg

[The Riddler]

Yeah, those are FIYAH. I copped these yesterday:

http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/7469/dsc0039small9ej.jpg

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a87/markg23/P1010036.jpg
nice. :up:

i'm not sure if i should get the grays or the red/white/black.

http://store1.yimg.com/I/sneakerhead_1860_18340093

[Whack Arnolds]

nice. :up:

i'm not sure if i should get the grays or the red/white/black.

http://store1.yimg.com/I/sneakerhead_1860_18340093Please go with the cool greys. They will look good with any jeans or outfit etc.

[The Riddler]

Please go with the cool greys. They will look good with any jeans or outfit etc.
yeah, you're probably right.

[Whack Arnolds]

yeah, you're probably right.Let me know if you get them or not. :up:

[Deadpool187]

I'd get the red/white/black those are sick.

[The Riddler]

Let me know if you get them or not. :up:
i'll probably pick 'em up later this week. :up:

[The Riddler]

I'd get the red/white/black those are sick.
they're both nice.

i'm just gonna have to try em both out.

[Whack Arnolds]

i'll probably pick 'em up later this week. :up:Nice. In fact, you have inspired me to pick them up as well. Im going to switch up the laces though.

[Deadpool187]

Yeah I know they are both really cool. I'd would get them both.

[The Riddler]

Nice. In fact, you have inspired me to pick them up as well. Im going to switch up the laces though.
yeah dude, the jordan big fund's are pretty nice.

[Whack Arnolds]

yeah dude, the jordan big fund's are pretty nice.I would rock the hell out of them as casual shoes. Plus I dig the fact that the template for the shoe is the Air Jordan 3..which is regarded as the best pair of Jordans EVER.

[The Riddler]

I would rock the hell out of them as casual shoes. Plus I dig the fact that the template for the shoe is the Air Jordan 3..which is regarded as the best pair of Jordans EVER.
yeah, they are more casual.

they're one of the better looking jordan shoes out right now.

[Winter Spleen]

Ridds, your such a fashionista. :up:

[Dr Doom]

Riddle:
I see without seeing
To me blackness is as bright as day
What am I?

[The Riddler]

Ridds, your such a fashionista. :up:
err...? :confused:

[Deadpool187]

Main Entry: fash·ion·is·ta
Pronunciation: "fa-sh&-'nEs-t&
Function: noun
Etymology: 1fashion + -ista (as in Sandinista)
: a designer, promoter, or follower of the latest fashions

[The Dark Knight]

Main Entry: fash·ion·is·ta
Pronunciation: "fa-sh&-'nEs-t&
Function: noun
Etymology: 1fashion + -ista (as in Sandinista)
: a designer, promoter, or follower of the latest fashions

ain't that nice.

thanks to winter spleen.

i guess.

[Winter Spleen]

..I'm such a god. :confused:

[The Dark Knight]

..I'm such a god. :confused:
you're still not sig worthy.

[Whack Arnolds]

you're still not sig worthy.AHAHA,,, that is sig worthy. :)

[Dr Doom]

Riddle:
I see without seeing
To me blackness is as bright as day
What am I?

aNSWER ME!!!

[Winter Spleen]

you're still not sig worthy.

I own your sig.

[Deadpool187]

aNSWER ME!!!



DareDevil?

[The Dark Knight]

aNSWER ME!!!that's a bad riddle.

[Dr Doom]

No, its a good riddle. Its FROM a bad MOVIE.

[The Riddler]

No, its a good riddle. Its FROM a bad MOVIE.
i know the answer.

i hate it though.

[Drakon]

No, its a good riddle. Its FROM a bad MOVIE.YOU'RE from a bad movie!

[Dr Doom]

Wow, what a sucky way for mod to act

[hey yo its sean]

Riddle:
I see without seeing
To me blackness is as bright as day
What am I?

:batman:

[Dr Doom]

nope

[hey yo its sean]

It's half right.

[Dr Doom]

There's no such thing. Theres right and theres wrong

[hey yo its sean]

:down

[Dr Doom]

The Shield :down:

[hey yo its sean]

The Shield is greater than any single human being on the planet. To deny this is to deny sanity.

[Outsiderzedge]

They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!!!

[Dr Doom]

Funny stuff.

[ElectroFlare]

Funny...I didn't remember that movie quote, but my first instinct to answer that riddle was to say a Bat.

[Two-Face]

Riddle:
I see without seeing
To me blackness is as bright as day
What am I?


Blind as bat! :rolleyes:


Next!

[The Last Meatbag]

I like Nip/Tuck and Rescue Me because Dennis Leary is awesome and Nip/Tuck has Jean Grey, Dr.Doom, and lots of sex scenes

[Two-Face]

^ that didn't make sense in this thread.

then nothing does......

[The Last Meatbag]

If cake is up, and cookies are west, what is in the middle?

[Two-Face]

Pie?

[The Last Meatbag]

The answer is......

Who Knows?

[The Riddler]

bump.

[Drakon]

Bump it with a riddle, ass. :mad:

[Dr Doom]

I make you slow on the road,
Make threads move up.
What am I?

:confused:

[Archangel08]

bump

[The Brian]

bump.

[Winter Spleen]

..ugh.

[Kevin]

i'll play...bump!
haHaha. that was fun.

[Drakon]

Bump it with a riddle, ass. :mad:

Seriously. There is NO reason a game thread should be bumped without adding to the game. If it continues, I might as well close the thread.

HINT HINT HINT!

[Winter Spleen]

Ew. Please close... I hate to be tempted to post in this trash. :(

I have no self-will.

[Dew k. Mosi]

And if he doesn't I will. Get this thread on topic or bye bye thread

[Winter Spleen]

Riddely Diddely Doo... I wish I had a riddle for you.

But alas I do not... It seems I'm suffering from brain rot.

Riddely Diddely Doo.

[Downhere]

Riddely Diddely Doo... I wish I had a riddle for you.

But alas I do not... It seems I'm suffering from brain rot.

Riddely Diddely Doo.

Your not the only one suffering from Brain Rot. But I guess it's the time.

[Archangel08]

a man is found dead in a room with no windows or doors (okay, for the sake of the joke, ignore the fact that it would be impossible to get someone into a room that has no openings...the point is, he's in a room and nothing goes in or out)...the only other thing in the room is a rock. how did he die?

the answer is...the man is Superman and the rock is Kryptonite

[Dr Doom]

NO!!!

Superman wouldnt be in a room with no openings :rolleyes:

[Kahoot]

No more new riddles?

[Deuce]

What is bony, covered in brass, and heading in your direction?

[moop501]

Gahhh...I can't figure this out.

There are 12 coins that look the same.One of them is a counterfeit that's either heavier/lighter than the rest. The only scale available is a simple balance. You can only use the scale 3 times. How do you find the counterfeit coin,and determine whether it's lighter or heavier?

[The Riddler]

oh man, doesn't this bring back memories?

['V']

you bastard.. you never continued it :mad:

[The Riddler]

you bastard.. you never continued it :mad:
yes, well...

[Kahoot]

Gahhh...I can't figure this out.

There are 12 coins that look the same.One of them is a counterfeit that's either heavier/lighter than the rest. The only scale available is a simple balance. You can only use the scale 3 times. How do you find the counterfeit coin,and determine whether it's lighter or heavier?
Half the pile to put 6 coins on either said of the balance. That's one. If you know the counterfeit is heavier or lighter then half that pile to put 3 coins on either said of the balance. That's twice. For the third time third you take the pile containing the counterfeit and put one coin on either side of the balance and one off. If the balance is balanced then the counterfeit isn't on the balanced and if it is the counterfeit should be seen easy.

Coures you need to know if the counterfeit is heavier or lighter than a normal coin.

[The Riddler]

question: it is true that tomorrow will come after today. however, there is a place where yesterday always follows today. where is this place?

[Edd Extraordinaire]

What is green and gay with question marks?

[The Riddler]

What is green and gay with question marks?
your spray painted, hairy ass.

[Rambo, John J]

question: it is true that tomorrow will come after today. however, there is a place where yesterday always follows today. where is this place?


The dictionary.

[Outsiderzedge]

On a final note

Venom

haha I remember that.

[Kahoot]

question: it is true that tomorrow will come after today. however, there is a place where yesterday always follows today. where is this place?
I like riddles, try to keep 'em coming this time...

[Drakon]

He won't he started this thread when he was still new-ish, and let it die at least three times. He's an asscrotch! :cmad:

[maxwell's demon]

He won't he started this thread when he was still new-ish, and let it die at least three times. He's an asscrotch! :cmad:

word:cmad:

[The Riddler]

He won't he started this thread when he was still new-ish, and let it die at least three times. He's an asscrotch! :cmad:
lies it was twice this thread had died, and i actually bumped it with a riddle this time! :cmad:

as for the asscrotch thing...pretty accurate.

[The Riddler]

anyway, new riddle.

question: i rule shovels, i have a double, i am thin as a knife and i have a wife. what am I?

[Pussy Galore]

King of spades

[The Riddler]

cheater. we both know you couldn't have got it. :oldrazz:

question: what force and strength cannot get through, i with a special touch can do. and many in the street would stand, were I not a friend at hand. what am I?

[Pussy Galore]

cheater. we both know you couldn't have got it. :oldrazz:

question: what force and strength cannot get through, i with a special touch can do. and many in the street would stand, were I not a friend at hand. what am I?

a key

[The Riddler]

you're so good at sucking.

[Ebil Gig]

A Key.

Darn, too slow.

[Pussy Galore]

whats the answer

[The Riddler]

whats the answer
key.

[Pussy Galore]

im so smart its sick

[The Riddler]

question: i can sizzle like bacon, i am made with an egg, i have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg, i peel layers like onions, but still remain whole, i can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole. what am I?

[The Riddler]

im so smart its sick
yes, positively disgusting.

[Pussy Galore]

snake

[The Riddler]

snake
ugh.

question: i am only one color, but not one size, i'm low to the ground, yet i easily fly. what am i?

[Truthteller]

You're good PG.

[Truthteller]

ugh.

question: i am only one color, but not one size, i'm low to the ground, yet i easily fly. what am i?Frisbee.

[The Riddler]

You're good PG.
cheats!

throw no such praise!

[The Riddler]

Frisbee.
a frisbee can be more than one color, and isn't particularly close to the ground.

good try though.

[Ebil Gig]

A shadow.

[Outsiderzedge]

The Riddler should make some original riddles. Known riddles are pointless on the internet when anyone can just google the answer.

[Truthteller]

a frisbee can be more than one color, and isn't particularly close to the ground.

good try though.Thanks. Took a shot.

[The Riddler]

The Riddler should make some original riddles. Known riddles are pointless on the internet when anyone can just google the answer.
i have no such time.

enless you want really hard and obscure riddles that no one will ever know the answer to.

[The Riddler]

A shadow.
yeppp.

[The Riddler]

question: what dies half its life, lives the rest, dances without music, breathes without breath?

[Drakon]

I know this isn't the answer, but John Lennon really fits that description.

[Mrh7448]

question: what dies half its life, lives the rest, dances without music, breathes without breath?

Fire

[The Riddler]

hmm, very good guess.

but not what i'm looking for.

[Venom Drool]

the answer is

muffins

[Sofa]

muffins are good :)

[Venom Drool]

i know :cmad:

[Sofa]

Mochas with chocolate sprinkles and a chocolate chip muffin.

[Venom Drool]

sprinkles are a bit much..