The OFFICIAL: "Confess My Secrets", thread.

[Mara Jade]

Games are somewhat of a necessary evil in some circumstances. It's weird that you both are single yet you are waiting? Is there an appropriate time frame you think he is waiting for? Maybe he's not over his last girlfriend? I remember my first relationship and after we broke up, I found solice with another soon to be girlfriend. However, the first girlfriend was still on my mind.

Or maybe he's just plain weird. :p
he got freaked out cuz we made out all night long it was really sweet and it felt awesome cuz he's an amazing guy but he said he wanted to wait a month before anything and i said i was down with that but now in the meantime he's barely talking to me and I'm not a lightswitch...he also said he's not sure anymore if he wants to see if his X will come back and he wont talk to me about it

[Silver Sable]

That's hawt.

you mean hot?

Yes it was 2nd grade Mara Jade.Seriously

[DOG LIPS]

you mean hot?

Yes it was 2nd grade Mara Jade.Seriously
No... hawt....

How you doin'?

[Silver Sable]

No... hawt....

How you doin'?

What do you mean by hawt? :confused:

i'm fine and you?

[Erzengel]

he got freaked out cuz we made out all night long it was really sweet and it felt awesome cuz he's an amazing guy but he said he wanted to wait a month before anything and i said i was down with that but now in the meantime he's barely talking to me and I'm not a lightswitch...he also said he's not sure anymore if he wants to see if his X will come back and he wont talk to me about it

I'd give him the space he needs for the moment but after a while I'd sit his ass down and say listen, I like you blah blah blah but I won't wait around for you.

[DOG LIPS]

What do you mean by hawt? :confused:

i'm fine and you?
Hawt means monkey cheeks. I've been better. :(

[Mara Jade]

I'd give him the space he needs for the moment but after a while I'd sit his ass down and say listen, I like you blah blah blah but I won't wait around for you.
I'm so afraid of losing the great friend he is to me in this process cuz I already feel we are slipping away from each other....yeah definetly in another week or so I'm definetly gonna have words...

[Silver Sable]

Hawt means monkey cheeks. I've been better. :(

Tell me you didn't say that!

[Erzengel]

I'm so afraid of losing the great friend he is to me in this process cuz I already feel we are slipping away from each other....yeah definetly in another week or so I'm definetly gonna have words...

I don't believe in settling. If you wanted a jaguar or a bmw would you settle for driving a dodge?

What I'm getting at is I have a feeling you want to be more than just friends with this cat. Fine. I'm sure you know what you will be risking because if you guys would break up most likely the friendship is over. However, you have to ask yourself if you really want to be more than friends with this individual and you can't, would you really just want to "settle" for being friends? I'm not a big fan of that. If I can't get what I want, then I don't want some booby prize. "Pun Not Intended."

[DOG LIPS]

Tell me you didn't say that!
No... it's true..... I've been better.

[Erzengel]

PS. Sorry if I'm sounding too intrusive. I have a tendancy to throw advice around even when it's not warranted or asked for.

[sassycat]

Whenever someone annoys me, I spend quite a while imagining killing them in an over the top, completely unrealistic fashion. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v113/Vegenom/Smilies/worried.gif

Wow you too? YEAAAAAA!!!!!!!!http://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

[Mara Jade]

PS. Sorry if I'm sounding too intrusive. I have a tendancy to throw advice around even when it's not warranted or asked for.
no its cool I appreciate it...I think my journal is getting sick of hearing about it....

I think there have been feelings there for him a for a long time I just didn't let myself see it because I had a boyfriend at the time. I honestly dunno if it would make me as happy to be just friends with him now that I've darted across to the other side even if it was just one night. He told me over and over he has feelings for me....I guess I'm confused why he is acting the way he is...

[Erzengel]

no its cool I appreciate it...I think my journal is getting sick of hearing about it....

I think there have been feelings there for him a for a long time I just didn't let myself see it because I had a boyfriend at the time. I honestly dunno if it would make me as happy to be just friends with him now that I've darted across to the other side even if it was just one night. He told me over and over he has feelings for me....I guess I'm confused why he is acting the way he is...

We aren't as difficult as we pretend to be. But I get the feeling there is something going on with him, that he is either a) not ready to talk to you about or b) not comfortable to talk to you about. Either way if you don't feel like being jerked around, I suggest eventually taking the initiative and talking to him. Just give him his space for the moment.

[Mara Jade]

We aren't as difficult as we pretend to be. But I get the feeling there is something going on with him, that he is either a) not ready to talk to you about or b) not comfortable to talk to you about. Either way if you don't feel like being jerked around, I suggest eventually taking the initiative and talking to him. Just give him his space for the moment.
I agree with you....

trying to figure guys out is impossible it feels like sometimes lol

[Mara Jade]

one more quickie question , so would you agree its best if I stop hanging around that group of friends where he will be and let him come to me?

[Erzengel]

one more quickie question , so would you agree its best if I stop hanging around that group of friends where he will be and let him come to me?

I thought you didn't want to play games? :p No I understand. See the only problem I see is if these group of friends are your friends too why would you have to give them up just because it made him uncomfortable? Also wouldn't you not hanging out be an obvious sign you are avoiding him?

[Mara Jade]

I thought you didn't want to play games? :p No I understand. See the only problem I see is if these group of friends are your friends too why would you have to give them up just because it made him uncomfortable? Also wouldn't you not hanging out be an obvious sign you are avoiding him?
arghh *head explodes* j/k

yeah that wouldn't be fair either...

[Erzengel]

Well does everyone have to hang out all at the same time?

[Mara Jade]

Well does everyone have to hang out all at the same time?
no but a group of us work out together. I go to his apartment tues/thurs to do pilates with one of his roomies. (there are 2 guys and one girl that live there) monday, wed, fri we all weight lift and run together. Many of the times for past few months I just sleep on the couch because the next morning i do pilates with her....after this I didnt spend the night for a week, but then he's been inviting me off and on and things are just so weird and so I dunno if I should continue to work out with them

[Silver Sable]

No... it's true..... I've been better.

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/smilies/tongue.gif

[Erzengel]

no but a group of us work out together. I go to his apartment tues/thurs to do pilates with one of his roomies. (there are 2 guys and one girl that live there) monday, wed, fri we all weight lift and run together. Many of the times for past few months I just sleep on the couch because the next morning i do pilates with her....after this I didnt spend the night for a week, but then he's been inviting me off and on and things are just so weird and so I dunno if I should continue to work out with them

Well maybe you should keep working out with them but don't "faun" over him doing it, don't go out of your way to talk to him. Don't be cold to him but don't make your feelings obvious and don't make any excuse to be alone with him either. Just act like nothign happened. Til you have to talk to him.

[thebat7]

indeed

[Erzengel]

One of my secrets is that I LOVE to fantasize about my wife having really wild sex with her ex-boyfriend.

:eek:

[Strange]

One of my secrets is that I LOVE to fantasize about my wife having really wild sex with her ex-boyfriend.

I fantasize about banging my ex while her husband watches.

[Caliber]

I want to hurt my bestfriend who always shows off but can't tell. He always becomes the center of attention. He could have any chick he wants. Two of my ex gf have like him and one even went out with him. I hate that. I would love to become his enemy at times.

[Mara Jade]

One of my secrets is that I LOVE to fantasize about my wife having really wild sex with her ex-boyfriend.
really? :eek: I mean....that was brave of you to share...

[Erzengel]

I want to hurt my bestfriend who always shows off but can't tell. He always becomes the center of attention. He could have any chick he wants. Two of my ex gf have like him and one even went out with him. I hate that. I would love to become his enemy at times.

You shouldn't let his actions bother you. He's the lady's man of your group whether it's by looks, personality or attitude that's who he is. You shouldn't begrudge him on something that makes him who he is especially if he is your best friend. We all have our niche in life.

But if he's dating your ex, that is what I'd have a problem with.

[Mara Jade]

I want to hurt my bestfriend who always shows off but can't tell. He always becomes the center of attention. He could have any chick he wants. Two of my ex gf have like him and one even went out with him. I hate that. I would love to become his enemy at times.
has he ever personally hurt you?

[thebat7]

lol

[guitarsingerguy]

Off Topic - what part of New Orleans are you in thebat7?

[Mara Jade]

It's true. I don't know why but I like to imagine him really having his way with her. ANd her loving every minutye of it. Then coming home to me and being her usual self like nothing had happened.
hmm interesting...I've never heard of someone getting off on that but to each their own, everybody has something that floats their boat and that's all good

[thebat7]

Off Topic - what part of New Orleans are you in thebat7?

My location is out of date. I'm near Baton Rouge now.

[Erzengel]

hmm interesting...I've never heard of someone getting off on that but to each their own, everybody has something that floats their boat and that's all good

There are a lot of guys out there who get off watching someone have sex with their wife/girlfriend.

[guitarsingerguy]

There are a lot of guys out there who get off watching someone have sex with their wife/girlfriend.

Very true. I don't see how, but some do.

[guitarsingerguy]

My location is out of date. I'm near Baton Rouge now.

No kidding huh? I'm in Baton Rouge as well.

[Erzengel]

Very true. I don't see how, but some do.

Quickest thing I can think of is a swinger's club. Swapping partners and what not.

[Caliber]

has he ever personally hurt you?

He apoliged for going out with my ex because it failed and blew up in his face. But now one of my other exs started liking him and he said he wouldn't do anything but I don't really trust anyone now. He likes someone else but my ex always plays around in a aggressive type of way, if you know what I mean.

I hate her beacause she doesn't stop even though they argeed to be friends. I think he would lie to me. I don't have that many friends left but I tried of taking crap like this. I want to tell off so many people now.

[guitarsingerguy]

Quickest thing I can think of is a swinger's club. Swapping partners and what not.

True. It seems to be a hot commodity at the moment.

[guitarsingerguy]

He apoliged for going out with my ex because it failed and blew up in his face. But now one of my other exs started liking him and he said he wouldn't do anything but I don't really trust anyone now. He likes someone else but my ex always plays around in a aggressive type of way, if you know what I mean.

I hate her beacause she doesn't stop even though they argeed to be friends. I think he would lie to me. I don't have that many friends left but I tried of taking crap like this. I want to tell off so many people now.

Sounds to me like he isn't a very good friend in the first place.

[Caliber]

Sounds to me like he isn't a very good friend in the first place.

No we been through alot but he realized what he did and I warned about how it will be if he persists. He doesn't really have anyone because he hates his family. He won't try with my other ex because he like another too much and she feels the same. I just my ex trying to get with even though she know s what I've been through. I want to to hurt her badly, eemotionally if I can.

[Mara Jade]

No we been through alot but he realized what he did and I warned about how it will be if he persists. He doesn't really have anyone because he hates his family. He won't try with my other ex because he like another too much and she feels the same. I just my ex trying to get with even though she know s what I've been through. I want to to hurt her badly, eemotionally if I can.
I know what that's like, I can relate to you, but really, if you think about it, the best thing is to get on with you life and to sink to that level...

[Erzengel]

No we been through alot but he realized what he did and I warned about how it will be if he persists. He doesn't really have anyone because he hates his family. He won't try with my other ex because he like another too much and she feels the same. I just my ex trying to get with even though she know s what I've been through. I want to to hurt her badly, eemotionally if I can.

Seems like he thinks with his d**k.

[guitarsingerguy]

No we been through alot but he realized what he did and I warned about how it will be if he persists. He doesn't really have anyone because he hates his family. He won't try with my other ex because he like another too much and she feels the same. I just my ex trying to get with even though she know s what I've been through. I want to to hurt her badly, eemotionally if I can.

All I know is that if I had to worry about one of my friends lying to me, we wouldn't be friends.

[thebat7]

No kidding huh? I'm in Baton Rouge as well.

Sweet! Howdy neighbor!

[Strange]

No we been through alot but he realized what he did and I warned about how it will be if he persists. He doesn't really have anyone because he hates his family. He won't try with my other ex because he like another too much and she feels the same. I just my ex trying to get with even though she know s what I've been through. I want to to hurt her badly, eemotionally if I can.

Next time you see one of them out in public, throw some of your urine on them. :up:

[Erzengel]

Next time you see one of them out in public, throw some of your urine on them. :up:

Won't work. None of them are Asian and go to princeton.

[Caliber]

Next time you see one of them out in public, throw some of your urine on them. :up:

I would damage emotionally and psychologically. I make her understand the hardest way possible. She would never been the same if I had the chance.

[Caliber]

All I know is that if I had to worry about one of my friends lying to me, we wouldn't be friends.

But you keep your friends close and your enemies closer. I would break him down more than anything I could think of now.

[guitarsingerguy]

But you keep your friends close and your enemies closer. I would break him down more than anything I could think of now.

But now it sounds like you don't know if he's a friend or an enemy.

[Strange]

I would damage emotionally and psychologically. I make her understand the hardest way possible. She would never been the same if I had the chance.

Well if you let someone get under your skin that much then they win, no matter what you do to them. Once your knocked down you just got to get up, dust yourself off and go on with your life. If you keep obsessing over it, they win and you lose. Just go on with your life and forget about what they have done to you and if you see them act like it does not bother you.

[Caliber]

Well if you let someone get under your skin that much then they win, no matter what you do to them. Once your knocked down you just got to get up, dust yourself off and go on with your life. If you keep obsessing over it, they win and you lose. Just go on with your life and forget about what they have done to you and if you see them act like it does not bother you.

I've thought about that but I've been screwed over many times more than this, and still treated people as eeverything was normal. But I don't really defend myself so now I held nack everything and its coming out. I don't care if anyone one wins as long as they suffer too.

[Caliber]

But now it sounds like you don't know if he's a friend or an enemy.

True because I lack trust with my friend but hes done alot to make up for all the bad hes done. I know hes my friend but yet deep inside I know the truth.

[Mara Jade]

sounds like they could make a movie outta this..hehe

[Caliber]

sounds like they could make a movie outta this..hehe

I beat you to that idea. I have written it in one of my comic stories. It a story that needs work but it good.

[Erzengel]

True because I lack trust with my friend but hes done alot to make up for all the bad hes done. I know hes my friend but yet deep inside I know the truth.

While I don't know you, you just finished your first year of college? So I'm assuming your friend is around the same age.

We all do stupid things while we are younger. I was good friends in high school with my best friend's girl maybe too much. If she would have done anything, I'm not sure I would have resisted back then. If it would have happened today, I know I would have known better. Would that make me a bad friend if I did do something or how about because I think I secretly wanted to?

My point is why you are still friends with him, it seems like you haven't forgiven him. He may have a lot of growing up to do to realize what's important in life while you can't be holding grudges towards ex girlfriends. Trust me but carrying around all that anger all the time would just leave you a very miserable person. These events I'm assuming happened in senior year high school or just this year? Those events won't mean s**t in a few years so it's no sense wanting revenge note because after a while it will become not even worth a footnote in your life. There are better girls out there and how can you get on with you life if you keep rehashing the past?

[Caliber]

While I don't know you, you just finished your first year of college? So I'm assuming your friend is around the same age.

We all do stupid things while we are younger. I was good friends in high school with my best friend's girl maybe too much. If she would have done anything, I'm not sure I would have resisted back then. If it would have happened today, I know I would have known better. Would that make me a bad friend if I did do something or how about because I think I secretly wanted to?

My point is why you are still friends with him, it seems like you haven't forgiven him. He may have a lot of growing up to do to realize what's important in life while you can't be holding grudges towards ex girlfriends. Trust me but carrying around all that anger all the time would just leave you a very miserable person. These events I'm assuming happened in senior year high school or just this year? Those events won't mean s**t in a few years so it's no sense wanting revenge note because after a while it will become not even worth a footnote in your life. There are better girls out there and how can you get on with you life if you keep rehashing the past?

I'm in my fourht semester in college. I thought about that but I become really reserved because of everything that happened senior year and up to now. I trying to make a new life with new friends but its hard for me because of all that I've been through. I more problems with another ex but I can ignore her.

[Erzengel]

Just one more quick question. If you had a girlfriend right now, would all this stuff be bothering you?

[Silver Sable]

Another secret I have is when I took $300 from my mom w/o telling her.She never noticed :)

[Caliber]

Just one more quick question. If you had a girlfriend right now, would all this stuff be bothering you?

No because now I probably be the not to trust.

[Gogeta ssj4]

My secret is that i only lost my virginity at the age of 19.

But now ive definitely lost it after doing it every day since.

[Super_Child]

I once ordered a porn film on one of those pay per view channels with my dads credit card. I knew he wouldn't notice or say anything because He was always ordering them himself, he probably didn't even realise.

[Erzengel]

I think my girlfriend's college friend is hot. Oh wait that's not a secret from anybody.

[Silver Sable]

I made a pass on my sister's boyfriend

[Caliber]

My secret is that i only lost my virginity at the age of 19.

But now ive definitely lost it after doing it every day since.

Lucky bastard.

[thebat7]

Lucky bastard.

yeah....really!

[Caliber]

I secretly hate most of my friends.

[Spidey-Bat]

I had to type up this paper for one of my classes a few years ago. I was going to put a pic on it. I went to Insert->Picture and saw "From File..." So i clicked it and it was all this porn my dad had on his computer. I was tempted to delete it, but didn't b/c he'd be pissed. However, the computer was really bad from when we first got it and it crashed a few months ago.

[Mara Jade]

I had to type up this paper for one of my classes a few years ago. I was going to put a pic on it. I went to Insert->Picture and saw "From File..." So i clicked it and it was all this porn my dad had on his computer. I was tempted to delete it, but didn't b/c he'd be pissed. However, the computer was really bad from when we first got it and it crashed a few months ago.
I had a smiliar thing happen when my dad let me use his computer a few years ago and i stumpled upon this vast collection of porn i was like...i never EVER wanted to know!!

[Gogeta ssj4]

yeah sometimes the reality of what people are really like can hit you right in the back of the noggin or right on the front of your genitals.

The only problem with doing it every day is it hurts.

Not that i care.

[Carmine Falcone]

I had to type up this paper for one of my classes a few years ago. I was going to put a pic on it. I went to Insert->Picture and saw "From File..." So i clicked it and it was all this porn my dad had on his computer. I was tempted to delete it, but didn't b/c he'd be pissed. However, the computer was really bad from when we first got it and it crashed a few months ago.

I had almost the exact same thing once. I was looking around in some files and I found ALOT of VERY EXPLICIT images, seriously they were absolutely disgusting. I deleted them all. :D:up:

[Spidey-Bat]

Another time, my dad told my mom he was going to take me to see Team America. And my mom thinks I'm innocent and know nothing of sexuality and bad language. She got pissed and said "why don't you just show him your magazines already". Either she was exagerrating or my dad has some old playboys hidden somewhere. She's too oblivious (plus she breaks my ML stands)

[Gogeta ssj4]

Anybody care to have a chat.

I always thought myself to be a psychiatrist.

Just p.m. me with your problems.

[Ahura Mazda]

I had sex for a few months with this girl I did not love just because she was extremely nice to me :o I was very ashamed of myself for taking advantage but that does not change the fact that I did.

[Gogeta ssj4]

Yeah but consider yourself lucky.

Most girls will not touch you unless you been seeing thwm for months maybe even years.

[Erzengel]

Yeah but consider yourself lucky.

Most girls will not touch you unless you been seeing thwm for months maybe even years.

Not necessarily. It all depends on the girl and the way you treat her.

[Gogeta ssj4]

Well you are right to some extent maybe it's just that i was the shy type with my first major girlfriend and thats why it did not happen for about 7 months.

Im not anymore though but im still with her.

[The offspring]

i slept with an ex workmates mom after a new year party a few years back, she was a slapper and i was wasted (I WAS A BIG WHORE BACK THEN) her daughter never found out but if she did she would of killed me because she made no secret of wanting my babies. ah the good old days.

[Silver Sable]

I skipped school all last week :)

[Gogeta ssj4]

I skipped school all last week :)

Oh that is bad! you are naughty.

[Silver Sable]

Oh that is bad! you are naughty.

Oh please, I bet you do it too :rolleyes:

[Gogeta ssj4]

Oh yeah! i did all right but make sure you dont fall behind in your work

I dont wanna sound like your mum or anything but there is a method to keeping yourself right too.

that is be bad but be good too.

[Silver Sable]

Your right but if I don't feel like going, I won't go lol

[Gogeta ssj4]

Yep you remind me of me.

Watch yourself but ok.

Make sure you dont get into too much trouble.

Do it for me and the z warriors>

[Gogeta ssj4]

Oy where's all the secrets gone to?

[TEDDY]

I'm not actually smarter than the average bear:(....


























I'm even smarter!:D

[SapphirePrima]

I stole like $15 from my little sister because she's always losing money and she got me mad that week.

[Harlekin]

I just read this entire thread. Best confession I can think of right now. Certainly didn't try to kill people or all other kinds of nutty stuff like being aware of someone getting a blowjob in a nearby room.


















Or did I?

[Cobblepot]

I had almost the exact same thing once. I was looking around in some files and I found ALOT of VERY EXPLICIT images, seriously they were absolutely disgusting. I deleted them all. :D:up:

Same thing here aswell, when I was asked to clean up my girlfriends parent's computer.

[Erzengel]

I just read this entire thread. Best confession I can think of right now. Certainly didn't try to kill people or all other kinds of nutty stuff like being aware of someone getting a blowjob in a nearby room.
Or did I?

Out of all the "secrets" the most disconcerting one was the guy who slept with a 14 year old at 19.

[Phantasm]

wow.This thread is certainly interesting if not outrageous!

[Silver Sable]

I never kissed a man :oo :(

[Ahura Mazda]

I never kissed a man :oo :(


Ok I apologise for asking this but may I ask how old are you and if above 18, why?

[Silver Sable]

Ok I apologise for asking this but may I ask how old are you and if above 18, why?

Don't apologize, it's ok.I'm 19 and I guess the reason why is b/c of my self-esteem

[Ahura Mazda]

Don't apologize, it's ok.I'm 19 and I guess the reason why is b/c of my self-esteem


Well then I am sure you will find a guy one day willing to brave the dangers of your embassy and go through you comrades risking the spite of your enemies one day.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I never kissed a man :oo :(

It's cool.Kissing men is overrated.The stubble is irritating.And men are gross.

[Gogeta ssj4]

yeah we are.

But we don't get bloody pants.

[Silver Sable]

Well then I am sure you will find a guy one day willing to brave the dangers of your embassy and go through you comrades risking the spite of your enemies one day.

Thanks but I doubt it

[Gogeta ssj4]

Come on girls and boys i need somemore secret talk.

[Erzengel]

If I was single, even though I know we don't have too much in common, I'd wanna sleep with my co-worker.

[Gogeta ssj4]

Well what gender are you.

If your a man i'd understand incredibly.

If your a woman tell your guy to keep you satisfied.

[Mr. Edward Hyde]

I want to kill people.

[ElectroFlare]

This thread is still around? Wow. I thought it died.

[Gogeta ssj4]

Nope electro!!!

Its back for revenge muhhhahahahahahahah!!!!lol!

[eyez0nme]

I gotta confession to make. I wore a woman's g-string once. Curiousty killed the cat, dissatisfaction brought it make. My wiener hurt so bad, twisted at an odd angle, when I finally pulled it off.

[Gogeta ssj4]

Man i can feel it right now!! Never again mate!!

[Babs Gordon]

the night i met my first great love about four and a half years ago (before i met him) i peed my pants and had to go home and change. too much booze and not enough bathrooms nearby will do that. if only i'd learned how to use a facilitree back then. i never even told him that (though he might find out now that it's wide open on the forums) ;)

[Gogeta ssj4]

the night i met my first great love about four and a half years ago (before i met him) i peed my pants and had to go home and change. too much booze and not enough bathrooms nearby will do that. if only i'd learned how to use a facilitree back then. i never even told him that (though he might find out now that it's wide open on the forums) ;)

Dont worry love your secrets safe with me!!!x

[Golgo-13]

Bump

[SapphirePrima]

It's cool.Kissing men is overrated.The stubble is irritating.And men are gross.


I love the stubble. If I was a guy I'd be mad if I didn't get some facial hair by the age of 13.:o

[The Last Meatbag]

what is your opinion on Mexistaches Prima?

[SapphirePrima]

'Mexistaches' what in the world is that? :confused:

[The Last Meatbag]

This



http://jayhawksgonewild.com/photos/pedro/mexistache_008.sized.jpg

[SapphirePrima]

that's a hot x :o

[The Last Meatbag]

alright, they're those guys with that black fuzz underneath their noses

[SapphirePrima]

no that goes into the catergory of weird facial hair goatees and long sideburns are hott.

[Bat Attack]

To tell you the truth the one race I hate is, well, the human race.

[Kritish]

I once masterbated to a Godzilla film (The asian chick has huge tits).

[Ginger Munro]

i once got to third base on a dryer.

[Bat Attack]

I have the Fantasic Four poster with just Jessica Alba on it and I masturbated to it last night.

[Kritish]

I sometimes wear a thong.

[Master Chief]

I woke up two days ago and it hit me like a sack of bricks: I really want to kill someone.

[Sabretooth]

I have to return some videotapes.....

[Hades]

Yeah,I'm actually Dew K. Mossi.
It's just...amusing sometimes,to see how differently people respond to my posts when they aren't quaking in fear and languishing in sycophancy.
No way. Seriously?

[Erzengel]

I have seen more broadway shows than actual music concerts.

[Nero_Ordin]

I'm Caliber and I'm a complete loser.

[Golgo-13]

I fantasize daily about exacting revenge on those that are mean to me. I get much pleasure from it. :o

[The Last Meatbag]

I act every day like Im in a movie :csad:


Weird and selfish, yes...but....I dunno...I have a crazy imagination

[Lemonhead]

I act every day like Im in a movie :csad:


Weird and selfish, yes...but....I dunno...I have a crazy imagination

Like cameras are on you and stuff? Hahah.

Anyhoo, I have no sucrets.

[Hades]

I think I hate life.

[The Last Meatbag]

Like cameras are on you and stuff? Hahah.

Anyhoo, I have no sucrets.

Yep, strange I know...but whatever :csad: :dry:

[Lemonhead]

Yep, strange I know...but whatever :csad: :dry:

Well, I live my life trying to avoid movie cliches. If I see a good parking spot right out in front of the place I need to be at? **** that, I try to find a spot around the corner. Somebody gives me some lameass apology? **** that, I hold the grudge. Actually, it is kind of strange imagining cameras are on you when there are none. :dry:

So. Enjoy that, Poots. :confused:

[The Last Meatbag]

Well I don't act out of the ordinary...I kinda just think..what if what I was doing right now was in a movie...like...the Truman show or something

[Lemonhead]

I'd give you the inside scoop but...

...

I'd be breaking my contract.

http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/4590/27wh6.gif

[Lazlo Panaflex]

I have a tiny foot fetish and one of my female coworkers while she's on her break always takes off her heels and wears flats to go to lunch.

I go in the back room and sniff her heels.

[Alexia Dark]

I act every day like Im in a movie :csad:


Weird and selfish, yes...but....I dunno...I have a crazy imagination

I did that. When I was in grade 4.

[GoldenAgeHero]

I have a tiny foot fetish and one of my female coworkers while she's on her break always takes off her heels and wears flats to go to lunch.

I go in the back room and sniff her heels.


...........:huh:

[Mrs_Parker]

[Edit]

Cause I've had my say. :D

[Golgo-13]

^lol!

[Sean Adisano]

i open mouth kissed a horse once :ninja:

[Sean Adisano]

I have a tiny foot fetish and one of my female coworkers while she's on her break always takes off her heels and wears flats to go to lunch.

I go in the back room and sniff her heels.

...:eek:

[Gogeta ssj4]

I love dark and scary things, i fantasise about shagging gothic women, they really turn me on.

[Ebil Gig]

When I was like 4, I would hide in a small area and then pretend to have sex with some invisible person/air :confused::(

I also fantasize that I was a Victoria's Secret Angel model and that the guy I like, likes me back.

At the gym, these 3 old guys have been coming on me.

[Fran]

When I was like 4, I would hide in a small area and then pretend to have sex with some invisible person/air :confused::(
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p71/lugwit/dryface.jpg

[Ebil Gig]

Yeah, I did that. Is that a problem? :p

[Fran]

At age four??!!

[Kaboom]

At the gym, these 3 old guys have been coming on me.
please tell me you meant to say "coming on to me" otherwise.......errrrrrm.

[Fran]

LMAOFRH!!! :up:

Never saw that the first time!

[GREEN =w= DAY]

i've brutally murdered 10 people in 2006











































































HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! YEAH RIGHT!!!!!

[Ebil Gig]

At age four??!!

....Yeah. :hyper:

please tell me you meant to say "coming on to me" otherwise.......errrrrrm.

Oops yeah. My bad :o

[Kaboom]

....Yeah. :hyper:



Oops yeah. My bad :o
just trying to do my part

[Fran]

I have a secret...
























































I chew on the neck of my shirt sometimes :ninja:

[Kaboom]

whats with t he mega spacing between lines?

[Fran]

I was anticipating my uber-mega secret.

[Ebil Gig]

Which was anti-climatic :oldrazz:

[Fran]

You would :o

[Hades]

I just had some alchohal,

and now i need more

god damnit
fgklfhfghklfghfhkldflkdflkggf

oh hey there, what happend to this place, it looks freshely different:huh:

[caretaker14]

And in the seventh month, the thread was bumped.

Because it makes me laugh so.

[Gallagher]

- I once got drunk and E-Mailed 3 people:

1. My best female friend confessing total unconditional love (Which wasn't true)

2. My Cousin telling him to go suck a sewer pipe (i have nooo idea)

3. Tim Bloody Story telling him, and i quote 'Quit directing your a god damn cockbiting ****tard' yeah, I haven't got the greatest vocabulary when Im totally bladdered.

Only one of these people replied, my Cousin, with the sensational reply of 'No, YOU'

- I had a total man-crush on a college friend a few months ago.

- My best friend told me she thinks shes a lesbian. I tell everybody else after taking a vow of secrecy. Something i sure as hell wasn't proud of.

-When I was little I snogged someone I later found out to be related to.

- I got caught watching porn when i was 13

I THINK thats about it.

[Rorschach II]

One time, a year or two ago, I got in a war of words at this local hangout spot, but I don't remember why. It was a few of my people against a few other people. We were all teenagers. Well, the reason this is a secret is because one of the kids all of a sudden leaps forward and tries to rip off the silver chain I had around my neck. My chain was very important to me so I got really pissed and went into this sort of blind rage. It ended up with both sides working together to rip me off the kid. He was unconscious on the floor, blood on my fists and on his face. They pulled me off and tried to wake the kid up but he didn't come to so me and my friends just bolted. I didn't hear about it on the news or anything so I suppose he ended up alright, but for days I was afraid cops were coming after me.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I feel bad for Ghostrider87.

[Holly]

you ...feel?

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Oh, yeah...sorry.
It's when you're conscious of an inward impression, state of mind, or physical condition, have a marked sentiment or opinion, or have sympathy or pity.

[BRUTAL]

Oh, yeah...sorry.
It's when you're conscious of an inward impression, state of mind, or physical condition, have a marked sentiment or opinion, or have sympathy or pity.

Where the hell is my notepad!?! :cmad:

[BatMatt]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/not_another_teen_movie/beverly_polcyn/teen2.jpg
I've never even been kissed :(

[Holly]

Oh, yeah...sorry.
It's when you're conscious of an inward impression, state of mind, or physical condition, have a marked sentiment or opinion, or have sympathy or pity.

http://www.stomptokyo.com/img-m3/flash-gordon-d.jpg

[Golgo-13]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/not_another_teen_movie/beverly_polcyn/teen2.jpg
I've never even been kissed :(

I'll kiss you.:o

[Kritish]

I ate whale while in Japan
I ate dog while in Thailand
I commited sexual harrasment
I fired an employee just because I didn't like him
I lusted after Lohan and Hayden while they were underage.

:csad: :csad: :csad:

[Symbiotic]

I ate whale while in Japan
I ate dog while in Thailand
I commited sexual harrasment
I fired an employee just because I didn't like him
I lusted after Lohan and Hayden while they were underage.:csad: :csad: :csad: You really are a heartless bastard.:cwink:

[uchiha_itachi]

i just read this whole thread cos im hella bored :csad:

[Golgo-13]

I secretly crave a threesome.

Should have got it out my system when i was single.

I married now, so the chances of it happening are slim to none. :csad:

[BatMatt]

I'll kiss you.:o

:yay:

[POWdER-man]

I ate whale while in Japan
I ate dog while in Thailand
I commited sexual harrasment
I fired an employee just because I didn't like him
I lusted after Lohan and Hayden while they were underage.

:csad: :csad: :csad:

It doesn't count when you do it on yourself......