The Daily Hype

[jollyjohnny]

Welcome to the daily hype, hype's first newspaper!

[PrimeObjective]

mmmm ok?

[Zarathi]

News for today,
Massive flooding in SE PA area,
309 is blocked off north and south bound,
Many cars stalled out in 'puddles'
Wakes seen up to 4 foot high,












Serv's em right for building on swamp lands

[jollyjohnny]

MALICE ON SECRET SPAM FORUMS
by Tim Burton
Malice today has issued a statement saying that anyone who creates a secret spam forum will be banned, unless of course its Malice himself. However, Malice swears that such forums are simply myth.
"I can neither confirm or deny the fact that I am denying your confirmation," Malice has said. Our top reporters are still trying to figure out just what that means.

[4eva In Thought]

Wow, this is sad :(

[jollyjohnny]

COMICS
http://www.freewebs.com/hype_game/captain%20Bryan.JPG

[Zarathi]

Do not Drag Bryan into this mess,
Your ponderings dirty his name.

[dmcnx]

MALICE ON SECRET SPAM FORUMS
by Tim Burton
Malice today has issued a statement saying that anyone who creates a secret spam forum will be banned, unless of course its Malice himself. However, Malice swears that such forums are simply myth.
"I can neither confirm or deny the fact that I am denying your confirmation," Malice has said. Our top reporters are still trying to figure out just what that means.

I bear Malices young:o

[caretaker14]

This is pretty funny, of course, I am easily amused.

[Master Chief]

COMICS
http://www.freewebs.com/hype_game/captain%20Bryan.JPG

One time comic, published by Master Chief. :o

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v196/Imagination_13/VegasWedding.gif

[PurplePenisPrancer]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v228/fireblaze614/vir.bmp:confused:

[Master Chief]

HOROSCOPES

Aries--Today you will die a horrible and tragic death, but other than that it will be a beautiful day

Taurus--Today you will catch a STD.

Gemini--Today you will not shower, because you just saw Cabin Fever

Cancer--Today you will have a heart attack on the toilet.

Leo--Today... no, tonight, you are getting laid.

Virgo--Today you will finish reading a book.

Libra--Today you will get caught masturbating.

Scorpio--Today you will see a movie, and make a lesbian friend.

Sagittarius--Today you will have the best sex of your life. Unfortunately, your parents will see it and so will all of the internet.

Capricorn--Today you will go to a party, get drunk, and get taken advantage of by a chick. But just to your luck, the chick was previously a man.

Aquarius--Today you will steal one of your own posessions, and report yourself the the police.

Pisces--Today will be a normal, uneventful day.

[Drakon]

I got news for you, and the headline is SHOVE IT!! We dont need your stupid newspaper. I would rather watch the Hype Daily Show!

[caretaker14]

HOROSCOPES

Aries--Today you will die a horrible and tragic death, but other than that it will be a beautiful day

Taurus--Today you will catch a STD.

Gemini--Today you will not shower, because you just saw Cabin Fever

Cancer--Today you will have a heart attack on the toilet.

Leo--Today... no, tonight, you are getting laid.

Virgo--Today you will finish reading a book.

Libra--Today you will get caught masturbating.

Scorpio--Today you will see a movie, and make a lesbian friend.

Sagittarius--Today you will have the best sex of your life. Unfortunately, your parents will see it and so will all of the internet.

Capricorn--Today you will go to a party, get drunk, and get taken advantage of by a chick. But just to your luck, the chick was previously a man.

Aquarius--Today you will steal one of your own posessions, and report yourself the the police.

Pisces--Today will be a normal, uneventful day.

YES!!!!!!!! I'm a Leo!

[Capt Throbberson]

Im a leo too,


My brothers a sagitaries MUHAHAHAH

[Wolfwood]

I'm a Leo too. :D Unfortunately...i'm going to my cousin's birthday tonight...:(

[dmcnx]

I'm a Leo too. :D Unfortunately...i'm going to my cousin's birthday tonight...:(

Inbreeding is right:up:

[MutantCircus]

I want to be a Leo. I got 50 Spider-Man comics in the mail today. I already KNOW I'm going to finish a book.

[jollyjohnny]

http://www.freewebs.com/hype_game/lord%20renos%20vs.%20captain%20bryan.GIF

[Dew k. Mosi]

HOROSCOPES

Libra--Today you will get caught masturbating.



WHOA this really happened! :eek: :eek: :eek:

[Master Chief]

Did a Leo get laid on 9/18/2004?

[Fran]

Goddamnit, Matt. :csad:

[BRUTAL]

Again?

[Gonking]

wtf?

[Master Chief]

Again?

The original paper. lol. I was clearing my subscribed threads, this was all the way on page 101.

Anyway. New horoscopes coming up. Soon. I'm bored.

[Kaleb]

**** for a 2nd I thought that zarathi had returned.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I thought Mee was some kind of maverick...a pioneer.
He's really just "The Hills Have Eyes 2". :csad:

[Master Chief]

HOROSCOPES

Aries--The sky is clear and your mind should be too. Take time off to relax.

Taurus--Grab the bull by the horns, run at your problems ass backwards.

Gemini--Euphoria will come knocking at your door with an eviction notice.

Cancer--You'll feel a sting and not realize it is fatal, pay attention to insignificant things.

Leo--Someone will reveal they hate you with the fire of a thousand suns.

Virgo--The bus is full but hop on anyway.

Libra--The room looks empty, you're drunk and tired. Don't pass out. Someone will take advantage of you. Bow chica bow wow.

Scorpio--If life gives you lemons, that'll you $2.25.

Sagittarius--Remember this date and you will one day reign victor of a spelling bee.

Capricorn--Today the glass is half empty because I was too lazy to write your horoscope.

Aquarius--A window and door will be opened, the draft will carry you on to great things. Go with the flow.

Pisces--Take the last cookie from the jar, but don't get caught. Be extra cautious!

[Mee]

I thought Mee was some kind of maverick...a pioneer.
He's really just "The Hills Have Eyes 2". :csad:
Me too. :csad:


But couldn't I be something like Peter Jackson's King Kong, or The Empire Strikes Back?

[jaguarr]

Me too. :csad:


But couldn't I be something like Peter Jackson's King Kong, or The Empire Strikes Back?


Why? Why, Mee?! You were my hero! But you're just a...just a...poop....poop mouth! *runs out of room crying*

jag

[Mee]

I can be your hero, baby. I can take away your pain! :mole face:

[Prognosticator]

This "newspaper" crashed faster than Cobra Commander on BlindDate!