Things Dr. Doom Would Never Say

[Franklin Richards]

Inspired by That Guy's post over on the Bat World Board...


Here's one to kick it off...





Dr. Doom : Stop! Those shoes don't go with those pants.


Doom's Favorite Things
(as adapted by My Favorite Things from the Sound of Music)

Blasters on gaunlets and enemies smitten;
Dark, boiling, cauldrons and death sentences written;
Latverian embassy instead of Sing Sing;
These are a few of my favorite things.

Old gothic castles and blood sucking leeches;
Magic and gypsies and pantaloon breeches;
Doombots that fly with the moon on their wings;
These are a few of my favorite things.

Girls named Valeria with blue satin sashes;
Armor that covers my nose and eyelashes;
Soul switching magic and time warping rings;
These are a few of my favorite things.

When my Mom died,
When my face burnt,
When I'm feeling mad,
I simply remember it's all Richard's fault,
And then I don't feel so bad.

<repeat>





:doom: :doom: :doom:

[Bottoms22]

"I need some Talcum powder for the Chaffing"


:cyclops: Bottoms

[Doomed_hero]

"You know Reed Richard is a very smart and talented guy."


"Forget taking over the world, lets play Yatzee"

[Orko Is King]

"I'm gay."

[Rebel_Ace]

"I wonder if Caller ID would help me avoid those pesky telemarketers?"

[wobbly]

"Sue Darling, you would never leave me for that dullard Reed, would you?" ;)

[Bottoms22]

"Now I remember who Sue Storm Reminds me of! Jessica Alba! God, thats been driving me crazy all day!"

:cyclops: Bottoms

[TheSumOfGod]

Doctor Doom (while unzipping his pants): "Very well, it now seems obvious that the only way for us to finally put an end to our rivalry once and for all, Richards, is through a PEEING CONTEST!" :D ;)

[Franklin Richards]

Doom : Boris! My pipe! My bowl! My fiddlers three!



:doom: :doom: :doom:

[wobbly]

"Does my bum look big in this?"

[DarkKnightJRK]

"You know what Lavetra needs? DEMOCRACY!"

[Rebel_Ace]

"Of course the U.N. can send inspectors into Latervia any time they wish."

[MST3K 4ever]

"I can't begin to tell you how much I love fudge."

"The econonmy is a little tough for me now...it's time to start selling advertising space on my costume."

"You know what...I am tierd of trying to take over the world...I'm going to Disneyworld"

"I like long walks on the beach, mexican food, accustic guitar music, cold mixed drinks, racquetball and crushing all those who oppose me and my dreams for world domination until they beg for the sweet release of death...if these things interet you call me sometime and maybe we can go out."

[Rebel_Ace]

"I'll have the quiche and salad, no cucumbers, serve the dressing on the side and a bottle of Perrier."

[Ratcrawler]

>"Pikachu! Doom chooses thee!"

>"Trick or treat!"

>"How doth Doom eat in this thing?"

>"Ironic, is it not? My name is Victor Von Doom and I am a world renowned supervillain?"

>"What exactly am I a doctor of in the first place?"

>*pinky to mouthplate*"One BILLION Dollars!"

> "Undergarments!? Bah! Doom freeballs presently!"

>"I-AM-IRON-MAN!"

>"There is an old Latverian addage. Fool Doom once, shame on--um,--you, you cannot fool Doom!!!"

[Lord Valumart]

*while on tele*
"hi there, i'm Victor Von Doom, some of you may know me as Dr Doom, the enemy of the FF, Avengers and so on. But today i'm here to invite you to try the home made Latvarian ale, it's the best ale there is and allthe procedes go to third world counties, and not world domination."

[Roughneck]

"I am woman, hear me roar......purrrrrr"

"Perhaps If I change my name I would be more threatening. Combined Heroes fall before the might of Doctor Victor Von Fluffy Fur"

[wobbly]

"I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and bright!
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me tonight. "

[spiderwyze]

"Dude! Where's my car?"

"I think so, Richards, but where are we gonna find rubber pants our size?"

"Hmm... that Doombot looks like it's on the fritz again. I'll fix it with the Handyman's Secret Weapon: Duct Tape!"

"Boris! Where'd you put my favorite pair of rubber-ducky slippers?"

"Shake y'@$$, watch y'self! Shake y'@$$, show 'em what y'workin' with!"

"Why does everybody compare me with Darth Vader and Magneto? I'm obviously more like Howard the Duck!"

[Rebel_Ace]

"Tell me again, how do I get the VCR to stop blinking '12:00'?"

[Fantastic Fan22]

Richards, return my Nelly CD or the world will face my wrath!

Yes, time for south park!

YEEEEAAAAH! OKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

Now wheres that damn remote?

Rubber Ducky ur the one, U make my bath time so much fun!

[Roughneck]

Screw world Domination, I gonna go Rape Xaviers crippled old ass.

[Lord Valumart]

"is my skirt to short?"

[Roughneck]

Go Go Doom Skis.

And I'd have gotten away with it too if it wasnt for those meddling kids and thier Thing.

Well I saw the most interesting story on the view today.

Affleck was da bomb in Phantoms.

Who's your favorite New Kid?

The bad man touched my Penis

And for those that may have missed it earlier....

Screw world Domination, I gonna go Rape Xaviers crippled old ass.

[Franklin Richards]

I gotta get home. "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" is on at 9.


:doom: :doom: :doom:

[Lord Valumart]

"get down with your bad self"

"those wack invertabrates will sting you, old school!"

"I like the night life, i like to boogy"

"Girl Power!"

"to make people think your mad put under pants on you head, stick pencils up your nostrals and say 'wibble'"

"HARRY POTTER AND THE PRISONER OF ASKABAN HALF PRICE!!!!!!!!! I MUST BUY 42 COPIES!!"

[DBM]

I've made a deal with Mephisto.

I traded my soul for a creamy nougat filling.

[Lord Valumart]

ah, Richards, won't you join me, mole man and galactis in a little game of sharades?

well, well, well, if it isn't the FF, 1 and 1/2 hours late, my rost is ruined!

[CaptainSpam89]

if i nuke you i will dance like a littel girl for your bodies *cue evil laugh*

[Saph]

Doom: Who took my Chapstick?

Slave: Oh, Here you go.

Doom: (Shuddering) I don't want it.

[Lord Valumart]

*looks at cape and armmor*

Damn, i REALLY need Trinny and Susannah, and Kim and Aguie to clean up castle doom.

[CaptainStacy]

"I surrender."

[Fantastic Fan22]

-It's a "jump" to conclusions mat!
-Batman can beat anyone with preptime
-Hand me the Sunday Funnies!
-OHHHHHH! The new Brittany Spears CD comes out today!

[Phoney Bone]

"Time......TO DANCE!"

[DBM]

Ya know, I'm freeballing under this armor.

[Zev]

"Don't blame me, I voted for Nader."

"Reed, you got served."

"Now if you'll excuse me, I'll entertain myself by listening to the comedic stylings of Jeff Foxworthy. You know you're a redneck when your gunrack has a gunrack."

"Doom is here to support his little princess in her first school play... AND NO ONE SHALL CRITIQUE HER!"

And from the actual early draft of the movie script...

To Sue: "Darling? They're here, could you join us?"

"Benjamin Grimm: football hero, astronaut. I'm a huge fan. You two were college roommates, weren't you?"

"Folks, going live in three, two...
(turns to camera; "on")
Hello from earth orbit, Shepherd, great to be with you! What an experience!"

"(unnerved; backing away)
should get to the command center..."

[Karem-Knight]

I need to go to the bathroom

[Phoney Bone]

Oh my God! Reed's hee, and me, not chosen a cloak yet. I just can't decide, green, or blue with a daisy print?

[CaptainSpam89]

I think that a new plan will be good now. Not this one *Dr.Doom castle is turn into rumble*

Mr Fashines you my fasther (father *Not the star wars thing*)
Mr fashines: My what?
You know *cue hello mother,hello fasther song and evil laught*
Mr Fashines: What i not know ??
You dad!
Mr F: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
*Cue evil laungh*

[CaptainSpam89]

I think that a new plan will be good now. Not this one *Dr.Doom castle is turn into rumble*

Mr Fashines you my fasther (father *Not the star wars thing*)
Mr fashines: My what?
You know *cue hello mother,hello fasther song and evil laught*
Mr Fashines: What i not know ??
You dad!
Mr F: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
*Cue evil laungh*That message above with DD and MF is from, Goldmemeber and Star wars EPD 5 +6

I WILL GET YOU FOR THIS FF OH PEANUT!!!

[CaptainSpam89]

is my armor is to thick. I can't move !!

[Silver Fox]

*Praying I´m not repeating*

"No, Reed, I am your father"

"*gasps* I can´t breathe in this thing!"

"Does my bum look big in this cape?"

[Lord Valumart]

*holding screwdriver, encacing himself in armour*

CRACK

"to tight, can't... breathe..."

*YMCA starts to play*

Doom:"it's that one! come on Richards, it's that one!"

dose little dance before collapsing on floor

Mr F:"right...i'm gona go now..."

Doom:"...wait...i think i broke my hip!"

[CaptainSpam89]

I wish i was one very big fire eye on top on a tower.

[Ratcrawler]

"Doom is off to see the Wizard for a heart!"

"Oops! Doom did it again! Doom played with your heart! Got it lost in the game!"

"Whatchu think, Doom is a cheap-ass ho? Doom does not front, honey! Doom don't front, a'ight? So step off!"

"Aye Dios Mio!!!"

"Honey? Where is Doom's super suit? You tell Doom where his suit is, woman!"

"Roneryyyy...I'm so roneryyyy..."

"Oh, Richards...Doom knows why Doom is so bad. It is a fear of intimacy. You see, whenever Doom get's close to someone really great like you, Doom has to mess it up somehow. So in a weird way, the reason Doom is so evil is because Doom loves you so much, Richards."

[MichaelRGrimm]

"This is going to be funny." Ultimate FF #11

[VICTORVONDOOMX]

"Doom is here to support his little princess in her first school play... AND NO ONE SHALL CRITIQUE HER!"

Had Doom a daughter, he would soooo totally say that.

[DBM]

Doom's plan is almost complete but DOOM NEEDS MORE BUNNIES!!!

[Rebel_Ace]

(pressing an amulet hanging around his neck...)
"Doom has fallen, and he can't get up..."
:doom:

[Lord Valumart]

Doom will crush you like bu...

*ping*

...Oh, my pie is ready, i'll kill you in 2 - 3 hours

[Predator Farmer]

I'm never willn't my littel button that can nuke the world. WEAR ON EARTH IS IT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Predator Farmer]

Now to dance for the death of FF *cue daunching music Dr doom is daning like a little girl*

[spiderwyze]

"Boris! Do not interrupt Doom while he is dumpster diving!"

[Franklin Richards]

I prefer Mountain Dew.


:doom: :doom: :doom:

[Franklin Richards]

Doom plans on being Ash for Halloween.

HAIL TO THE KING, BABY!!!


:doom: :doom: :doom:

[Oniwago 18]

STATION!!

If you don't get this joke, ... I'm sorry, ...you need a humor transplant.

[MutantCircus]

"Pretty please?"

[spiderwyze]

STATION!!

If you don't get this joke, ... I'm sorry, ...you need a humor transplant.

"Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey", right? :)

[MutantCircus]

"Don't my new drapes look fabulous with my doilies?"

[Oniwago 18]

"Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey", right? :)

Yeh. Although, now that I think about it, Doom could say it, just not in the same way Keanu Reeves does.

[Saph]

Gotta catch 'em all! Pokemon!

[Predator Farmer]

I'm a lumberjack and i O.K

[Predator Farmer]

I not bevlie it

[Lord Valumart]

AHH!!!! i tell you it's a good thing Doom is wearing this arommr, it would have been all over the fl...OH!!! it's starting too drift now, JEZUS!!!that stinks, Richards get me out of hear, for old times sakes!

[Lord Valumart]

love me!!!!

[Crowley9]

"Where's the Kaboom? There was supposed to be an Earth Shattering Kaboom!"

[Lord Valumart]

i will kill you all!!!! when i can get Borris to get me some WD40

[Franklin Richards]

<muffled> Oil Can <muffled>


:doom: :doom: :doom:

[VICTORVONDOOMX]

"Shop smart; shop S-Mart!"
or
"Excuse me, Richards, may I borrow Susan for a tick?" ( From the screenplay!-ugh)

[Lord Valumart]

Help Doom can't swim!!

time is mearly an illusion, unless it's when your cooking pie

ahh, life is good, WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THAT SHEEP!!!

I am more evil than all! *lies down on couch with beer and ladies*

Doom, who be this Doom? I am Shardina, the balet danceing person from Solviet Russia.

[Predator Farmer]

Will i will tell you a story *cue the 16 ton weight*

[Lord Valumart]

Reed: DO YOU EXPECT ME TO TALK?

Doom: NO MR RICHARDS, I EXPECT YOU TO DIE! *cue Mr Bond*

i like pie

what could be better than killing that acurced Reed Richards? I know, watching every episode of Pokemon back to back for 3 weeks without sleep, now that's a revenge plan!

[Zev]

"Ah yes, this is me as a young man. Notice the cape, it forms into a semblance of my modern-day mask."

[akut401]

"ok, whos the jokester that stole my anal lube?"

[MutantCircus]

"So... Ben, what are you doing tonight???"

[Franklin Richards]

Doom's Favorite Things
(as adapted by My Favorite Things from the Sound of Music)

Blasters on gaunlets and enemies smitten;
Dark, boiling, cauldrons and death sentences written;
Latverian embassy instead of Sing Sing;
These are a few of my favorite things.

Old gothic castles and blood sucking leeches;
Magic and gypsies and pantaloon breeches;
Doombots that fly with the moon on their wings;
These are a few of my favorite things.

Girls named Valeria with blue satin sashes;
Armor that covers my nose and eyelashes;
Soul switching magic and time warping rings;
These are a few of my favorite things.

When my Mom died,
When my face burnt,
When I'm feeling mad,
I simply remember it's all Richard's fault,
And then I don't feel so bad.

<repeat>



:doom: :doom: :doom:


p.s. I posted this on the FF Musical Thread... but what the hey.. I'm proud of it. :D

[VICTORVONDOOMX]

GREAT Auntie!

[Lord Valumart]

life is good, life is fine, i've met a girl and no body loves you

Ricards Doom likes you ability to mearge black and navy blue so well into a costume so useful

[Lord Valumart]

BORRIS!!! the WD40!! quckly now, Doom is finding it hard to move.

Doom, Doom, Doom, perhaps i should cange my name to Doctor Fluff Bunny, thats much more thretening, as i draws people in to a false sence of security.

[dos_acoustic]

" Reed honey come to bed "

"Oh these stubborn grass stains! (while washing his cape in the sink)"

" Why can’t I be as pretty as the girls in the magazines (sitting in a corner crying)"

" You aint seen nothin yet...DUNT DUNT...B-B-B-Baby you just aint seen nothin yet "

[dos_acoustic]

"Move your making me miss Saved By the Bell.....its not those crappy College years either.. these are the grade A episodes"

[dos_acoustic]

" Richards is such a stupid smelly head....hes mean and i hate him and yet i cant stop thinking about him"

" Hot Blooded...check it to see..Got a fever of a 103 (while playing air guitar on his bed)"

[Lord Valumart]

Doom can see claerly now the rain has gone,
Doom can see all obsticals in Doom's way.

[dos_acoustic]

"Mr. Lover lover, Mr. Lover lover, girl, Mr. Lover lover
She call me Mr. Doombastic hate Mr. Fantastic,
touch me in me back she say I'm Mr. Ro...mantic"

[Lord Valumart]

these words are Doom's words, i hate you, i hate you ,i hate you, Doom will soon crush you, Reed Richards

[Lord Valumart]

Like a virgin, being touched for the vcery first time.

[dos_acoustic]

DOOM b****...get out the way...Get out the way Richards...get out the way
DOOM b****...get out the way...Get out the way Richards...get out the way

[Lord Valumart]

Doom will dance, for Doom is bored with this land of Latvaria

Doom will run for PM of Britian adn then oppose Bush at every turn

[dos_acoustic]

Doom didnt start the fire
Doom didnt light it
But Doom tried to fight it

[dos_acoustic]

" I hate Latveria "

[Lord Valumart]

she'd setle for suburbia and a little patch of land,
so Doom gave her up for music and the free electric band

[dos_acoustic]

" you had me at hello "

[Lord Valumart]

Doom met her in a club down in old Soho
where Doom drinks champagne and it tastes just like Cherry Cola
C-O-L-A Cola.
She walked up to Doom and she asked Doom to dance.
Doom asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said, "Lola"
L-O-L-A Lola, lo lo lo Lola
Well, Doom's not the world's most physical guy,
but when she squeesed Doom tight she nearly broke Doom's spine
Oh Doom's Lola, lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo Lola
Well, Doom's not dumb but Doom can't understand
why she walks like a woman and talks like a man
Oh Doom's Lola, lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo Lola
Well, we drank champagne and danced all night,
under electric candlelight,
she picked Doom up and sat Doom on her knee,
She said, "Little boy won't you come home with me?"
Well, Doom's not the world's most passionate guy,
but when Doom looked in her eyes,
Doom almost fell for Doom's Lola,
Lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo Lola
Doom pushed her away. Doom walked to the door.
Doom fell to the floor. Doom got down on Doom's knees.
Doom looked at her, and she at Doom.
Well that's the way that Doom wants it to stay.
Doom always want it to be that way for Doom's Lola.
Lo lo lo Lola.
Girls will be boys, and boys will be girls.
It's a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world,
except for Lola. Lo lo lo Lola. Lo lo lo Lola.
Well Doom left home just a week ago,
and Doom never ever kissed a woman before,
Lola smiled and took Doom by the hand,
she said, "Little boy, gonna make you a man."
Well Doom's not the world's most masculine man,
but Doom knows what Doom is and that Doom is man,
so is Lola.
Lo lo lo Lola. Lo lo lo Lola.

[Zev]

"Vote or die, mother****er, mother****er, VOTE OR DIE!"

[Rebel_Ace]

Doom cannot believe it's not butter!

[Lord Valumart]

'cause Doom's just a teenage dirtbag baby

Doom's loosing Doom's favourate game

Doom is off to Kmart for underwear

[MutantCircus]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v357/mutant_circus/doomed.jpg

[Lpilgrim]

"y-y-y-yo lemme holla at you fo' a minute, b*tch......come on gimme a chance,
lemme spit some game!"

[RobbieRobertson]

"ez'd"

"nice teats, yo"

"a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar...."

"because I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and--doggone it--people like me!"

[Obi-Ron]

"Doom will buy a vowel, Pat..."

[Lord Valumart]

Doom: Doom has made a seven letter word

Richard Whitely: lets see it

Doom: NO, you have oposed Doom now die

[Rebel_Ace]

"I was for world domination before I was against it."

[Lord Valumart]

at last! Doom has saved his pocket money for weeks, but final, Doom can buy Robbie Williams Graetest Hits

[Rebel_Ace]

http://www.ncsoftware.com/images/doomrefinances.jpg

[Rebel_Ace]

Thanks.

[MST3K 4ever]

Doom: I'll take "State Capitals" for $200 Alex.

Doom: I can't believe how ridiculous I looked in the Roger Corman version.

[Zev]

"This "armor" of mine is really organic."

[Rebel_Ace]

http://www.ncsoftware.com/images/VonDoomGreenLantern.jpg
Come to think of it, he might actually say that...

[MST3K 4ever]

Doom: "When I think about you...I touch myself."

Doom: I look better in suit than Schwarzenegger did as Mr. Freeze.

[Lord Valumart]

oh, behave!!

grovy, baby. yeah!!

Doom would like two tickets to see Girls Aloud
LATER THAT DAY...
Doom was dissapointed with that, now they shall not become Top of the socalled Pops

[dos_acoustic]

"Sweet Fancy Moses! "

" Doom is getting upset!!!! "

" Alvin, Simone, Dr. Doom..dunt dunt dunnuna dunt "

" OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD , Im having brunch with Reed today and i have nothing to wear! "

[dos_acoustic]

" Have a taste of my pumpkin bombs.......you b**ch "

" Man, out of web fluid! "

" My Doom sense is tingling "

" Bring me my beer womern! "

[dos_acoustic]

"Look, if you had one shot, one opportunity
To destroy Reed Richards-One moment
Would you capture it or just let it slip?

His Mask is sweaty, Face is burnt, armors are heavy
There's vomit on his Cloak already, Boris's spaghetti ....."

" Doom just busted that s*** son! "

[Lord Valumart]

Boris the tea set its my weekend with my doughter, and we are playing tea parties.

[dos_acoustic]

You are a failure of a human being.Yeah i know it was horrible thats why its in things Doom would never say
cant you take a joke! Its not like i posted it in a " Things you would love to hear Doom say ".......jack a**

and plus i couldnt think of any more so Doom singing an Emenim song is something i would never want to see

[dos_acoustic]

"Too Legit. Too Legit to quit!"so i take it Doom singing an MC Hammer song isnt as bad?????

You are a failure of a human being.( whiney B*tch voice )

[Rebel_Ace]

I'm too sexy for this mask,
too sexy for this mask.
How sexy? Don't ask.

'cuz I'm a Monarch,
You know what I mean,
and shake my iron fist
at the castle.

Yeah at the castle, at the castle,
I shake my iron fist at the castle...

:doom:

[dos_acoustic]

I didn't take the time to chantge the lyrics. I just said something I knew Doom would never say. You took the time to take a ****ty song, and write your own lyrics. That's just pathetic.

Exactly you didnt take any time...you just slaped an equally ****ty song and just said " uhhhg yeah that will work" ....i agree the song i picked was horrible but i at least changed it a little

[Movies205]

You guys do know what you're arguing about right? :rolleyes:

[dos_acoustic]

You guys do know what you're arguing about right? :rolleyes:

eh i dont even know any more....Ill be the bigger man.....peace Riz lol
No hard feelings....i thought it was all in good fun

[C.F. Kane]

(patriotic music in the background, soft lights on a smiling Doom wearing earth tones and stroking a worshipful dog)
"My name is Victor Von Doom, and I approve this message..."


(OK, he probably would say that, but WTH)

[bweurk]

"Hello everybody, My name is Victor, I am 42 and i am "world domination" addicted...."

[DBM]

Touch my bison. Love my bison.

[Zev]

"Oh, Veronica Mars, you're so sassy... but when will you find love?"

[Franklin Richards]

"God bless us. Everyone."


:doom: :doom: :doom:

[DBM]

In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti.

(I watched Boondock Saints last night)

[<Mr.Spider>]

Allrighty then !

[Zev]

"I love the French!"

[Lord Valumart]

i will by the band-aid album, for the music, not the starving children

[DOG LIPS]

Make mine organic!

Or...

MMph.. rmmm brr mmmph.

[Dew k. Mosi]

I just loooooooove satin undergarments. They caress my dirty pillows so sensually

[Sauron]

Dr.Doom: "You vant maybe a nice mug cocoa?"

"Have a holly jolly Christmas!"

"Reed you smell so good, you simply have to tell me the name of that fragrance you're wearing."

"Oh Reed, put on a pot of coffee, I have stories."

"Have any of you met my boyfriend, Bruce Wayne?"

"Sue, do you ever get that not so fresh feeling?"

"My panties are so itchy."

[CTFFFan]

I'm too sexy for my shirt

[DOG LIPS]

Luke... I am your fatha. Woot!

[Dew k. Mosi]

Reed: "Bye Shmoopie"

Doom: "No, you're shmoopie"

Reed: "No, you are."

Doom" No, You are shmoopie!"

[Sauron]

Johnny, when you flame on, I get off!

I have a recipe for a blue berry pie you must have, it's to die for.

Who wants to go to Old Navy?!

[Dew k. Mosi]

"Dear Mary Kate and Ashley,

Doom is like totally the biggest fan! Doom so completely identifies with that episode of FUll House where Michelle thought no one liked her. No one likes Doom either. Everyone like totally likes Reed. Its so unfair. Anyways, it would be so excellent if you sent Doom an autograph. If you do, Doom will totally be love you forever.

Love, Vic"

[CaptainStacy]

Heh. You rule, Dew!

[Franklin Richards]

You’re Smashin’ Passion Fruit!
You've got it and you're definitely not afraid to flaunt it! The tropical and tempting flavor of passion fruit lip gloss is the perfect match for your straightforward, sexy style. Your love of slinky clothes in sensual fabrics and deep, dramatic makeup guarantees that you'll always make an entrance -- and leave a lasting impression! And whether you’ve already found your Mr. Right or are still out there searching, he'll be helpless to the powers of your passion-fruit pucker!

Damn these Online Tests! Doom swore he'd never take another.


COSMO!!!!


:doom: :doom: :doom:

[DOG LIPS]

"Gigli is the best movie I've ever freakin' seen, baby! Yeah! Whoo!"

[Lord Valumart]

i wish i could fly, right up to the sky, but i can't

mmmmmmmmm........Jimmany cricket

a sheet, milk, paper, chesse.......A GHOST!!!!!!!

[Zev]

"Hi, I'm Dr. Doom, I play the role of Julian MacMahon in 'The Real World'..."

Ooh! Existencial!

[RabbitSamurai]

Doom: Hey, look what it says: "Congratulation, Jism." Made it myself.
Reed: Yeah, that's...real cute...Victor...
Doom: So where' my invitation, asshat? Get lost in the mail?

[RabbitSamurai]

So! Who's up for a little Twister?

[RabbitSamurai]

Doom: Well, never let it be said that Doom was a man who didn't prefer a good domestic beer every now and again.

[Zev]

"doom Smash!!!"

[DOG LIPS]

Doom: "I'd buy that for a dollar!!"

[Lord Valumart]

true knowlage is relising that you knoe nothing. I'm the exception that proves the rule!

i like chicken, i like liver, mew-mix, mew-mix, please deliver

KFC, got chicken go soul, but, not in Latvaria

[ad for latvarian Burger King]"You can't have it your way. Burger King!! DOOM'S THE BOSS!!!!!!

[RabbitSamurai]

Doom: "I'd buy that for a dollar!!"

:D

Doom: *****es, leave!

Doom: If the US government sticks a probe up your ass, you will say 'thank you' and 'God bless America!'

Doom: Sounds like somebody's got a case of the mondays...

Doom: Throw me the eye of agamotto, I throw you the hand of vishanti!
Strange: Throw me the hand!
Doom: Adios, senor.

[Lord Valumart]

if a movie was ever made about Doom's life, Doom should be played by....oh drat, whats his name....him off of Nip/Tuck.....thingy...whatshisface......Julian McMahon!!thats it. why should an actor as talented a Kevin Spacy play Doom hen some one form a Fox TV show would do?

[MST3K 4ever]

--I love the savings I get at Wal-Mart!

--What kind of fool was I taking Buffalo over Pittsburgh?

--My latest plan for world domination just fell through...I need a hug.

--I would love to rule the world right now, but "Sportscenter" is coming on and you know how I love my ESPN.

[RabbitSamurai]

Doom: I have a better idea, Scoot. I'm going to place them in an exotic situation with an easily escapable death trap. BEGIN THE RIDICULOUSLY SLOW DIPPING MECHANISM!

Doom: Well, it got so that every pissant prairie farmer who could hold a gun wanted to try out "The Latveria Kid." I must've killed more men that Cecille B. Demille. It got pretty gritty. I started to hear the word "draw" in my sleep. That one day, I was walking down the street, when I heard, "Reach for it, Mister!" I turned....and there was a six-year old kid. Well, I just threw my gauntlets down, walked away. ....Little bastard shot me in the ass!

(on failing to bring his dead mother back to life)
Doom: No, no....be of good cheer. If science teaches us anything, it's to accept our failures, as well as our successes....with quiet dignity...and grace.
(after a pause)
Soom: You son of a ***** bastard! I'll get you for this!

[MST3K 4ever]

Doom: I have a better idea, Scoot. I'm going to place them in an exotic situation with an easily escapable death trap. BEGIN THE RIDICULOUSLY SLOW DIPPING MECHANISM!

Doom: Well, it got so that every pissant prairie farmer who could hold a gun wanted to try out "The Latveria Kid." I must've killed more men that Cecille B. Demille. It got pretty gritty. I started to hear the word "draw" in my sleep. That one day, I was walking down the street, when I heard, "Reach for it, Mister!" I turned....and there was a six-year old kid. Well, I just threw my gauntlets down, walked away. ....Little bastard shot me in the ass!

(on failing to bring his dead mother back to life)
Doom: No, no....be of good cheer. If science teaches us anything, it's to accept our failures, as well as our successes....with quiet dignity...and grace.
(after a pause)
Soom: You son of a ***** bastard! I'll get you for this!

:up: Nicely Done and now in honor of our appriciation of "Top Gun"

Doom: I feel the need...the need for SPEED!

Doom: "You never close your eyes anymore when I kiss your lips"

Doom: GOOOOSSSSSSSEEEEE!!!!!!!

Richards:What are you doing?
Doom: Just wondering who the best villain is?

[RabbitSamurai]

Sue: Let me get this straight. You were in a four-G, negative dive, inverted, with an enemy MiG?
Doom: That's correct.
Thing: (coughs)Bull****!
Reed: No, man, it was great. I got a picture of it, I should blow it up.
Sue: And when was this?
Doom: That's classified.
Sue: Excuse me?
Doom: That's classified. You know, I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

Doom: I can't get him off my tail.
Johnny: He's still back there!
Doom: All right. I'm bringin' him in closer, Johnny.
Johnny: You're gonna do WHAT?!

Reed: He's heading for the hard deck, Doom! Let's get down there first and nail him!
Doom: No way, Galactus...you're mine. Let's see what you got now, Galactus!
Galactus: Jeez, this kid's good.
(locks onto Galactus)
Doom: Galactus is dead!
Reed: Yee-haw! Great balls of fire!

Thing: You up for this one, Victor?
Doom: Just another walk in the park, baldy.

She-Hulk: Good morning gentlemen, the temperature's 110 degrees.
Beyonder: Holy ****! It's She-Hulk!
Doom: Yeah, she's probably going, 'Holy ****, it's Reed and Doom.'
Reed: Yeah, I'm sure she's sayin' that.

Doom: Sorry, Reed, but it's time to buzz the tower.

[MST3K 4ever]

Sue: Let me get this straight. You were in a four-G, negative dive, inverted, with an enemy MiG?
Doom: That's correct.
Thing: (coughs)Bull****!
Reed: No, man, it was great. I got a picture of it, I should blow it up.
Sue: And when was this?
Doom: That's classified.
Sue: Excuse me?
Doom: That's classified. You know, I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

Doom: I can't get him off my tail.
Johnny: He's still back there!
Doom: All right. I'm bringin' him in closer, Johnny.
Johnny: You're gonna do WHAT?!

Reed: He's heading for the hard deck, Doom! Let's get down there first and nail him!
Doom: No way, Galactus...you're mine. Let's see what you got now, Galactus!
Galactus: Jeez, this kid's good.
(locks onto Galactus)
Doom: Galactus is dead!
Reed: Yee-haw! Great balls of fire!

Thing: You up for this one, Victor?
Doom: Just another walk in the park, baldy.

She-Hulk: Good morning gentlemen, the temperature's 110 degrees.
Beyonder: Holy ****! It's She-Hulk!
Doom: Yeah, she's probably going, 'Holy ****, it's Reed and Doom.'
Reed: Yeah, I'm sure she's sayin' that.

Doom: Sorry, Reed, but it's time to buzz the tower.

:up: LOL!

[RabbitSamurai]

Doom: Clarence....I want to live again....I want to live again!

Doom: Reed Richards? You are under arrest. You have the right to remain silent.
Reed: (spits in Doom's face) F_ck you.
(Doom throws Reed throw a window)
Reed: Wait a minute, man. Wait a minute! I've got protection, man! I'm protected!
Doom: You have the right to an attorney.
Reed: What is this sh11111ttt!
(Doom throws him through another window)
Reed: Goddamn it. Goddamn it! Listen to me, you f_ck! There's another guy! He's--he's OCP! He's the senior president!
Doom: Anything you say may be used against you.
Reed: It's Dick Joooones!
(Doom throws him through yet another window)
Reed: Don't you care.....you Monarch?! I work for Dick Jones! DICK JONES!! He's the number two guy at OCP! OCP runs the ****! You're the--****!--
(Doom begins choking him, then relents)
Doom: Yes. I am the ****.


Puppet Master: Come in, Doctor! You know I usually don't see anyone without an appointment, but in your case I'll make an exception.
Doom: You are under arrest.
P.M.:Oh? On what charge?
Doom: Aiding and abetting a known felon.
P.M.: Sounds pretty serious. (holds out his hands) You better take me in.
Doom: I will.
(moves in as "Product Violation" flashes inside his helmet--Doom stops and begins to struggle and jerk)
P.M.:What's the matter, Victor? I'll tell you what's the matter. It's a little insurance policy called "Directive 4." Any attempt to arrest a lame-ass villian of the Marvel U results in shutdown.

[Zev]

"You make Doom feel like a natural woman."

"The truth is, I have been in cahoots with Oprah for decades! Who do you think framed Martha Stewart!"

DOOM: C'mon, Tony, you'll love Rent.

STARK: I don't know. I am, after all, a middle-aged businessman who makes
weapons for the government. Would Rent really be my bag?

DOOM: Give it a shot.

RENT: Bohemian! Gay! AIDS!

STARK: IT BURNS! IT BURNS!

DOOM: Scratch one hero. Hey Pym, have you ever wanted to watch a Renny Harlin movie?

[VICTORVONDOOMX]

"I'm descended from Dracula! Isn't that kewl?"

[Ben Grimm]

"Ladies and Gentleman Let us Get, ohh how do you say Jiggy with it,"

"I'm a little teapot...."

His armor comes apart in a fight,
"Damn faulty welding!"

"I conceed Richards you are the most brilliant ans handsomest costumed freak around."

"Where's the Beef?"

"I'm Doc Doom, Biyatch!"

"Yay 20th century Fox and Tim Story have pussified me down, and made be a buisnessman from New York instead of a Monarch from Latvaria, Yipee!"

I'll Think of more later,
Ben Grimm

[RabbitSamurai]

Doom: The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner. Now I am the master.
Reed: Only a master of evil, Doom.
Doom: And a country, bi-yatch Don't forget that.
Reed: ****.

[DOG LIPS]

"What would you do for a Klondike bar?"

[Dew k. Mosi]

Hello, Qvc, Doom is calling about the lovely little blown glass leprechaun. Do you have any of those left in stock. It will be delightful in my break nook next to the little statue of the man that says "I Wub Yew Thiiiiis Much"

[Lord Valumart]

Doom: well if this isn't funny i don't know what is...
(pause)
*Doom violenly implodes*
Reed: well, noe we need a new archenemy
*shouts casting roles*

mummy mummy, look what doom found in his potty!
(points to richards)

(whilst looking in mirror)
oh, you, handsome devil you. i need a metal shave...

doom believes in all creatures great and small...to be my slaves, in the magical land of Doom's little poney

Doom: Now richards, (chews on pie) you die! *shmack*
Richards: Are you going to eat that pie or fight me?
Doom:...I will do both, for i am doom!!! (puts pie down) give me a second though...(runs to bathroom, while richards eats rest of pie)
Doom: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! You have eaten my pie! you will pay richards!!!!!!

[RabbitSamurai]

Doom: So let me get this straight..."Commander." A group of cybernetic creatures--from the future--have travelled back in time to enslave the human race....and you're here to stop them?
Riker: That's right.
Doom: Hot damn, you're heroic.

Doom: So....you people are all astronauts on......some kinda star trek.

Doom: Doom will NOT sacrifice Latveria! WE've made too many compromises already, too many retreats. They depose Doom as king, and we fall back. They put frickin' Zorba on the throne, and we fall back. Not again! The line must be drawn HEYA! This far, no further! And Doom......shall rule them ALL for what they have done!

(OK, he might say that last part)

[Zev]

"Oh damn, we're out of sex jelly."

[DOG LIPS]

Doom- "Damn... That Aunt Petunia from the SHH! forums is one fine woman."

[dos_acoustic]

" Oh, those Golden Grahams.
Oh, those Golden Grahams.
Crispy, crunchy, graham cereal,
brand new breakfast treat... "

[Lord Valumart]

Doom: Doom would sell his soul to kill that ocurced Reed Richards
(cheesy special effect, devil appears with reed in a cage)
Devil:: your soul??
Reed: wha..where..Doom!
Doom: Doom has canged his mind. Doom would rather have a bottle of Budweiser
Devil: done*clicks fingers*
(Reed dissappears and a bottle of "bud" is placed in Dooms hand)
Doom: Ha!! Doom has no soul for you to take!!!
Devil: fine i'll take the WD40
(devil dissapers)
Doom: no!!!! Doom needs that to move!!!

[bweurk]

"Bite my shiny metal *ss"

[Lord Valumart]

don't go changin',
to try and please me,
you've mever letme down before,
mmmmmm,
i made it throught the wilderness,
you knoe i made it through,
never knew how lost i was until i found you,
i like big butts,
and i can not lie,
you other brothers can not lie,
when a girl walks in with an itbity waist,
and that round thing in you face,
you get,
fellings,
it's fun to stay at the,
YMCA,
it's fun to stay at the,
YMCA,
who let the dogs out,
who, who, who,
do you really want ot hurt me,
ow,
do you really want to make cry,
staying alive,
staying alive,
all we need is a drummer,
for people who just need a beat,
yeh,
i can't se me loving nobody but you,
for all my life,
dance to the music,
everybody,
dance to the music,
everybody,
dance to the music,
everybody,
dance to the music,
everybody,
dance to the music,
everybody,
dance to the music,
everybody,
Doom can't breath,
Doom can't breath.

[RabbitSamurai]

From the special "Doom in the movies" sction--you've seen him before, you just haven't noticed!

Reed: You have me at a loss. You know my name, but who are you?
Doom: Just the fly in the ointment, Reed. The monkey in the wrench. The pain in the ass.
Reed: Who are you then? Just another American, orphan of a bankrupt culture who thinks he's John Wayne, Rambo, Marshall Dillon?
Doom: I was always kinda partial to Roy Rogers, actually....really liked those sequined shirts.
Reed: Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mr. Cowboy?
Doom:....Yippie-kay-yay, motherf_cker.

And an actual quote of something Doom just wouldn't say:

Doom: You know....I tried to convince myself for years that the backstreet boys were straight men. But....even Doom can only fool himself for so long.

[TheBlackTiger]

3 things I hope Doom never says???
1.) Can you hear me now?
2.) Supersize it.
3.) Im standing right behind you and no thats not a gun. Doom is indeed very happy to see you.

[kang604]

"G-G-G-G-G-G-G UNIT!!!!! DOC DOOM NIKKA"

" i enjoy penis between my buttcheeks"

[DOG LIPS]

"See you at dah pawty, Rickta!"

[TheBlackTiger]

meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowme owmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow

meow-meow-meow!!!


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[RabbitSamurai]

Doom: I'm going to untie you. Can you sit still and be cooperative?
Sue: SUCK **** OUT MAH ASS, MAHFAH!!
Doom:...I don't know if that means yes or no.

[Zev]

Reedy doesn't know that Sue
And me do it in my van every Sunday
She tells him she's in church but
She doesn't go
Still she's on her knees and
Reedy doesn't know

Oh Reedy doesn't know-oh
So don't tell Reedy
Reedy doesn't know
Reedy doesn't know
(So don't tell Reed!)

[Dew k. Mosi]

I'm So Ronery
I'm so ronery
So ronery
So ronery and sadry arone

There's no one
Just me onry
Sitting on my rittle throne
I work very hard and make up great prans
But nobody ristens, no one understands
Seems that no one takes me serirousry

And so I'm ronery
A little ronery
Poor rittre me

There's nobody
I can rerate to
Feer rike a bird in a cage
It's kinda sihry
But not rearry
Because it's fihring my body with rage

I work rearry hard and I'm physicarry fit
But nobody here seems to rearize that
When I rure the world maybe they'rr notice me
But untir then I'rr just be ronery
Rittre ronery, poor rittre me
I'm so ronery
I'm so ronery

[Zev]

My God, it's full of stars.

You're fired.

Does this look like a Q to you?

Holla if ya hear me.

[Lord Valumart]

if he was a school teacher:
Doom: doom regrets to imform you that Keith is failing his Craft and Design cource.
Reed hey victor, want a coffee?
Doom: doom dose not need coffee. Doom will wait for the tea that your son Franklin is getting him.

[RabbitSamurai]

Doom: Hey, where all the white women at?


Doom: Customer needs assistance on register six. Customer needs assistance on register six. Oh, and bring a roll of pennies.


Doom: What? Why, yes, Mr. Arad, I'd be delighted to be the subject of a Fox documentary.....out in 2005? Excellent! That's when I was planning to solidify my grasp over Symkaria! What an excellent "primer" the film would be to the masses!

[Zev]

Doom is not gay! Sure, Doom experimented a little in college... but who didn't?

[RabbitSamurai]

Doom: Damn this classified fourth directive, Richards.....were it not for that, RoboDoom would have vanquished you long ago.

Doom: You laugh now. You laugh because you have destroyed Doom's battleship in an innocent game. But we'll see who is laughing as I launch cruise missles towards your country, Ambassador!!

Doom: No, you didn't tag Doom, you only touched Doom's shirt!

[Zev]

Oil... can...

Doom needs to let himself love again...

Doom whips ass at Halo 2.

Choose your ride! Crazy taxi!

[RabbitSamurai]

Too bad the Hovitos....don't know you the way Doom does, Richards.

Damn these expired supermarket coupons....Doom was looking forward to eating in for a change.

Now, where did I leave me axe and other three travelling companions?

[Zev]

But where has the rum gone?

Doom Chinese, Doom play joke, Doom go pee-pee in your coke!

[DOG LIPS]

Doom talking to Deb: "Doom would like you to get your stuff out of his locker, cause he can't fit his nunchucks in there."

[RabbitSamurai]

That movie sucked. Moving right along...

Doom: Of COURSE I don't favor capital punishment, Mr. Senator.....why on EARTH would I??

Doom: ....and so, if you separate the steel rib cage at the pericardial cut, the entire innards of the Doombot is opened. This concludes "Dr. Doom's Medicinal Home Videos, part 3--Doombots!" Please insert the next tape.

Doom: The price is WRONG, Mr. Barker.....if you REALLY want to know about how much a castle in Latveria costs, I suggest you hussle your octogenarian ass to the border and stick your prunish nose in some history books.

Doom: Checkmate! Someone king Doom.

Doom: ....why is there no Latveria in "Risk?"

[ThatOneGuy]

Doom: ooo, that Reed Richards is a looker...i wonder if he knows that i only try and take over the world because i think it would impress him. *sigh* o well...

[Doomed_hero]

Doom: Go for it, connect four.

[RabbitSamurai]

Doom: Dammit, Boris, I demanded a RESILIANT inflatable sex doll! This is the third one that's sprung a leak!

Doom: I know you're cheating! Doom NEVER loses at Racquetball, especially not when Doom has employed the gravity-beam!

Doom: Galactus? Pussy.

[Nero_Ordin]

doom =reed want to hear a joke (reed walks off)

[dos_acoustic]

"EARTH!"
"FIRE!"
"WIND!"
"WATER!"
"HEART!"

"Go Planet!"

"By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet!"

[dos_acoustic]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure Doom would not say that. http://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/smilies/icon14.gif

lol...and i hope he never does...but you never know with Ultimates

[RabbitSamurai]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure Doom would not say that. :up:

[DOG LIPS]

Doom imitating Steve Urkel: "Did I do thaaaaaaat?"

[Dew k. Mosi]

Doom is tired of world domination. Doom is going to go to ITT Tech and learn computer animation....maybe Doom will finally get his GED. Doom is going to make something of himself!

[TheBlackTiger]

Doom: It's Raning Men!!!

[Fantastic Fan22]

- What you talking about Richards?
- I'd like to phone a friend
- I'd like to buy a vowel, Pat
- I Choose You, Pikachu!
- Is that rust?
- Who ya gonna call? GHOSTBUSTERS!
- Doom, Doom, Baby!
- Where's that damn cell phone?
- YAHTZEE!!!!

[Lighthouse]

Doom rips off his mask only to reveal.......Terence Stamp: "KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!!!!"

[Zev]

"You've dicked with the wrong dictator!"

[DOG LIPS]

I'm not sure if this was said yet, but booyaa:

Doom: I just sharted.

[dos_acoustic]

" word to your moms...i cam to drop bombs "

[Sauron]

I'm gonna' go listen to eminem.

Reed, you ever get that not so fresh feeling?

I just ordered new armor, it's pink and yellow! Woopee!

Does this skirt go with this cape?

I bet if I met the right man, I wouldn't be so evil.

Be quiet Johnny, my stories are on!

[KingOfDreams]

Dr. Doom: "Snap! This shiznit's off the hook!"

[Nero_Ordin]

Doom = fo shizzle.

[VICTORVONDOOMX]

"The Hunter Green in my cloak highlights my eyes."

[DOG LIPS]

I've got three nipples you freakin horse glue bastards!

[dos_acoustic]

Boris: What are you going to do today master?
Dr. Doom: Whatever I feel like I wanna do, gosh!

[screech_turbo]

i'm dr. doom, *****
son of reed richards, kneel before doom
what's the deal with cosmic rays?
willie lumpkin....will you marry me?
doom 2099 was under-rated
fantastic four, i've come to make amends. i am dying... of rust.
i shot j.r.

[Zev]

Love means never having to say you're sorry.

[VICTORVONDOOMX]

More like;
"Wearing the skin of my one true love as armor means never having to say Doom is sorry."
or
"Valeria kinda rides up in the crotch..."

[Lethal Venom]

"MOO" :lol:

[lockjaw]

Ahhh I beg of you, please god . . .Stop chewing on me you wrinklly bastard!!

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[dos_acoustic]

Dr. Doom playing an NES-- " GODAMNIT!!! Why cant you jump higher Mario?!?! "

[DOG LIPS]

Doom: "The Eagles won the Superbowl!!!!!"

[lockjaw]

Doom: "The Eagles won the Superbowl!!!!!"
"Master doglips and SJ, I now pronounce you dog and wife . . . "lol
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[DOG LIPS]

You son of a... :mad:

[Caliber]

Doom to Reed: you weinie head

[Dew k. Mosi]

I'm Victor Von Doom, and I'm your next American Idol!

[dos_acoustic]

" why would you say that stink....poop...you poop mouth.....get all the poop out of your mouth! "

[psycho]

Doom: "I love rock and roll"

[Franklin Richards]

Recently on Alias...


:doom: :doom: :doom:

[DOG LIPS]

Doom: Carson Daly kicks ass!

[Caliber]

Doom: Welcome to Mcdonalds...

[Franklin Richards]

And now I'm all alone again
Nowhere to turn, no one to go to
Without a home without a friend
Without a face to say hello to
And now the night is near
I can make believe he's here

Sometimes I walk alone at night
When everybody else is sleeping
I think of him and I'm happy
With the company I'm keeping
The city goes to bed
And I can live inside my head

On my own
Pretending he's beside me
All alone
I walk with him till morning
Without him
I feel his arms around me
And when I lose my way I close my eyes
And he has found me

In the rain the pavement shines like silver
All the lights are misty in the river
In the darkness, the trees are full of starlight
And all I see is him and me forever and forever

And I know it's only in my mind
That I'm talking to myself and not to him
And although I know that he is blind
Still I say, there's a way for us

I love him
But when the night is over
He is gone
The river's just a river
Without him
The world around me changes
The trees are bare and everywhere
The streets are full of strangers

I love him
But every day I'm learning
All my life
I've only been pretending
Without me
His world would go on turning
A world that's full of happiness
That I have never known

I love him
I love him
I love him
But only on my own


:doom: :doom: :doom:

[Ben Grimm]

Scene: Doom and Richards are both fighting Hulk.

Doom: Damn he's to strong, we need something... more powerful.

Reed: Doom, Mirror my moves exactly.

Together: Fu... Sion.... Ha!!!!

Together: All Right!! What do you call a Reed Richards and a Victor Von Doom I'm Super Victards!!!

Boris walks up, to see Doom looking at color swatches.

"Boris my good man, do these colors clash, cause I've always felt I'm an autumn type of guy."

While I'm on the DBZ role,

Doom Hame Hame Ha!!!!!

Kaio Ken x10!!!!

Other Anime quotes Doom would never utter...

"Where's my Gundam I could of swore I parked it right here."

And....

"My Compact Sedan fits nicely in this Handicapped spot, MWAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!"

"I did not have sexual relations with the Invisible Woman..."

Later,
Ben Grimm

[DOG LIPS]

Doom: Doom needs Mr. Bubble, or he's not taking a bath damnit! :mad:

[dos_acoustic]

" The summer of Doom!!! "

[Caliber]

Doom to Boris: To the Doom mobile.

[lockjaw]

"Where in all of hell and earth is my . . . fuzzy pink Kangol?"

[wetgorilla]

"Man, I'm sorry." - "I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. Please forgive me."

lol
:wolverine

[Zev]

"Well, of COURSE I'm evil. Didn't you notice me kicking that puppy? Sheeit, I'm named DOCTOR DOOM. Hello? I mean, c'mon, you think there's a nice guy somewhere who's named DOCTOR DOOM?"

Meanwhile, in Nebraska...

"Doctor Doom, your nine o'clock is here."

"Thank you, Mary."

Or, to be more topical...

"Kiss my butt!"

[DOG LIPS]

Doom: Mr. Spock....I've.....fallen.... and I can't get.... up.

[Lord Valumart]

"what if, Doom was to try to "get it on" with that one that has died several times in those "Spider-man" comics?"

"Brad Pitt, now, there's an actor"

"what if....Doom had be come a super hero during the mid 13th cetury in Russia?"

[Caliber]

Doom: I'm Batman.

[Franklin Richards]

"I have a pair of pants made out of pickles."



:doom: :doom: :doom:

[Muze]

"i can't believe it's not butter?":doom:

[thetim]

"I feel your pain."

[Muze]

*Doom clears throat*

"When the belly starts a rumbling and I'm jonesing for a treat

I close my eyes for a big surprise

as the tender crisp bacon cheddar ranch

I love tender crisp bacon cheddar ranch -

the breasts they grown on trees

and streams of bacon ranch dressing

flow right up to your knees

there's tumbleweeds of bacon and cheddar paves the streets

folks don't fudge it cause you got the juice - there's a train of ladies coming with a nice caboose

never get in trouble never need an excuse

that's the tender crisp bacon cheddar ranch

i love the tender crisp bacon cheddar ranch no one tells you to behave

your wildest fantasies come true -

Dallas cheerleaders give you shaves

where onions make you laugh and stare

and french fries grow like weeds

you get to veg all day all the lottos tickets paid

there's a Doom that wants you to have it your way

that's the tender crisp bacon cheddar ranch!"

[Lightning Strykez!]

"Wait till you see my kilt."

[Roughneck]

Hey Johnny quick, Flame On I feal like Fart Knocking.

[The Joker]

"Doom is at a loss...hmmm...What would Jesus Do?"

[Lord Valumart]

"Doom likes chicken, Doom likes liver, Meowmix, Meowmix, please deliver"

"Doom would rather watch Trisha, wait, it's on now!!!"

"Doom likes the fresh air that is imported from Scotland, damn the expence, it remids Doom of his holidays from September 1973"

[Caliber]

Doom: fear my evil midget army.

[Franklin Richards]

"She blinded me with science!"


:doom: :doom: :doom:

[dos_acoustic]

"Doom is at a loss...hmmm...What would Jesus Do?"

I love this one!

[Arkady Rossovich]

"After careful consideration,i thought that there should be peace in this world.No more war,and blood shed."

[Franklin Richards]

"Ladies and gentlemen. Let's give it up for my boy, Toby Keith. Toby Keith everybody!"


:doom: :doom: :doom:

[Gevaisa]

"After careful consideration,i thought that there should be peace in this world.No more war,and blood shed."


:doom: Ah, but Doom WOULD say that. He would work to bring it about--by becoming the ruler of the world, or have you not read your Emperor Doom?:doom: