I've decided to start my own religion.

[Kipobe]

Become a devout Kipobite. The history of my religion is that I've long been so perfect, I'm clearly fit to rule over all of you, who are severely inferior. Using the "Kypade" theory... (taking the first two letters of each of your names), I came up with the name of my religion... Ki-Po-Be... Kipobe.

Now, I can offer you many things with my religion:

1). No church... sleep in on Sundays
2). You're allowed to steal and covet. In fact, it's a requirement.
3). A land flowing with Beer 'n' Honey. 'cept no Honey, except for Honey Vibe. She's all about the religion. :up:
4). Fedoras. You'll all get Fedoras.
5). Many Barry Manilow tapes.
6). No Bibles... no rules... do whatever the hell you want; just worship me.
7). And much much more...

I realize you're reading this and thinking "where can I sign up? I must be a Kipobite"; well well, sit tight, because there's negatives to my religion also.

1). I make no definate promises of an afterlife of any kind
2). I'll probably kill you if you try to leave
3). I'm not really god, just a reasonable fax-similie

So, there you have it! Make your desicions. And from now on, I'd like to be reffered to as "Lord Kipobite"

:)

PS - Abaddon, no you cannot join. :up:

[Lord Valumart]

it will get run in to th ground like my religion.

[Capt Throbberson]

Oh teach me o mighty one

*kneels before KPB*

[Kipobe]

Oh teach me o mighty one

*kneels before KPB*
Change your title to "devout Kipobite" to prove your alliance!

[Lord Nemesis]

Does your religion include worshiping a dark God of Chaos with blood sacrifices and decadent orgies?

[Kipobe]

Does your religion include worshiping a dark God of Chaos with blood sacrifices and decadent orgies?
Well, since I'll be the "god"... and I'm pretty lazy; I'll have to refer to the Sixth commandment (as stated in my first post) "And thou shall do whatever the hell thy shall wish to do"

:up:

[Edd Extraordinaire]

Sounds like fun.

[Edd Extraordinaire]

But Barry Manilow?

[Kipobe]

There were many left over tapes. Someone must take them.

[Lord Nemesis]

Well, since I'll be the "god"... and I'm pretty lazy; I'll have to refer to the Sixth commandment (as stated in my first post) "And thou shall do whatever the hell thy shall wish to do"

:up:



Count me in then... God? :confused:














Can I become a priest of your Religion and molest old women instead of young boys? :o

[Edd Extraordinaire]

How about Color Me Badd?? :shrugs:

[Edd Extraordinaire]

Well, since I'll be the "god"... and I'm pretty lazy; I'll have to refer to the Sixth commandment (as stated in my first post) "And thou shall do whatever the hell thy shall wish to do"

:up:
Well, I guess that answers my question if God has feet.

[Kipobe]

Count me in then... God? :confused:
Can I become a priest of your Religion and molest old women instead of young boys? :oMust I refer you back to the Sixth commandment? :rolleyes:

I'm instituting a new commandment, known as the most important commandment. Try not to bother me too much! :up:

Now............ worship! :cool:

[Kipobe]

How about Color Me Badd?? :shrugs:
They're all gone; some guy with an 80's fade came in and bought the whole lot. :confused:

[Danger Mouse]

I'm the Anti-Kipobe. Fear me. Mrowr.

[Kipobe]

:(!

[Danger Mouse]

What?

The Devil has already taken the goat look. I thought that the Anti-Kipobe might take the kitty look. A fresher look to the face of evil, don't you think?

[Kipobe]

I didn't want enimies. :(

Oh well... bring it on! :cool: I'll probably join you if my religion tanks. :up:

[Danger Mouse]

I'm not your enemy. I'm your friend. I can give you untold wealth and pleasures. All you have to do is denounce your religion. No biggie.

[Edd Extraordinaire]

It sounds tempting.

[Lord Nemesis]

Must I refer you back to the Sixth commandment? :rolleyes:

I'm instituting a new commandment, known as the most important commandment. Try not to bother me too much! :up:

Now............ worship! :cool:


I'm sorry Lord Kipobe, please dont immolate my loins. :(




I'm off to molest in your name.

[Kipobe]

I'm not your enemy. I'm your friend. I can give you untold wealth and pleasures. All you have to do is denounce your religion. No biggie.
This seems familiar. :confused:

Also, Lord Kipobe would be the best screename ever!!

[Gmanofsteel]

(trying not to laugh) :D

[cryptic name]

Become a devout Kipobite. The history of my religion is that I've long been so perfect, I'm clearly fit to rule over all of you, who are severely inferior. Using the "Kypade" theory... (taking the first two letters of each of your names), I came up with the name of my religion... Ki-Po-Be... Kipobe.

Now, I can offer you many things with my religion:

1). No church... sleep in on Sundays
2). You're allowed to steal and covet. In fact, it's a requirement.
3). A land flowing with Beer 'n' Honey. 'cept no Honey, except for Honey Vibe. She's all about the religion. :up:
4). Fedoras. You'll all get Fedoras.
5). Many Barry Manilow tapes.
6). No Bibles... no rules... do whatever the hell you want; just worship me.
7). And much much more...

I realize you're reading this and thinking "where can I sign up? I must be a Kipobite"; well well, sit tight, because there's negatives to my religion also.

1). I make no definate promises of an afterlife of any kind
2). I'll probably kill you if you try to leave
3). I'm not really god, just a reasonable fax-similie

So, there you have it! Make your desicions. And from now on, I'd like to be reffered to as "Lord Kipobite"

:)

PS - Abaddon, no you cannot join. :up:


no,

[Kipobe]

In order for my religion to work, I'll need a Jesus. Anyone wanna be my Jesus?

[jackcool]

I can see this religion lasting a long time....:rolleyes:eyes: :)

[Kipobe]

It's already starting to break off into different sects. People are picking apart the flaws in my faith. :(

[jackcool]

Maybe you should've thought of the religion more before you actually implemented it? :confused:

[Kipobe]

I'm not about the technical stuff. I just wanna be worshiped. :confused:

Maybe you could be my Jesus, and work that stuff out! :cool:

[jackcool]

I don't wanna be your Jesus because that means I have to die. :(

[Kipobe]

Well then I'll make you jackcool, the Arch-Angel. That means you already did the dying thing! :cool:

[Eric Draven]

Okay :) :confused:

[Kipobe]

Not you... jack. :o

You can be a regular member though. :confused:

[Eric Draven]

I am jack though....:confused:

[Kipobe]

You sir, are Draven.

[Eric Draven]

jackcool is another name I go by though....:confused:

[Kipobe]

But when you're not posting with that name, you are not him. jackcool has created his own persona. Only when inhabited does he exist!

[Eric Draven]

Stop making up stuff. You know there's no own persona called jackcool :rolleyes:eyes:

[Kipobe]

Okay, fine. You can be my Jesus... only because you whined so much! :rolleyes::up:

[Eric Draven]

I didn't want to be your Jesus though....:confused:

[Kipobe]

Oh yeah... "Draven the Archangel".

Dance for me, puppet! :mad:

[JokerPsycho88]

wow, there is a god...and he's a pooh bear

[Han Solo]

I didn't want to be your Jesus though....:confused:
That should be a song. ^^ :cool:

and btw ...hokey religions are no match for a good bottle of Vodka at your side, Pooh.

[Kipobe]

'Tis true, Solo. :(

[Kipobe]

I just wanted to say "Kipobe" alot. :confused:

[Capt Throbberson]

Ok Lord Kipobe

[Betty Brant]

'Tis true, Solo. :(


Don't listen to him. He's a scoundrel. :mad:

[Kipobe]

Ok Lord Kipobe
I have a follower. :cool:

[Kipobe]

Don't listen to him. He's a scoundrel. :mad:But he speaks so much wisdom. Clearly, the force is strong with this one. :o

[Betty Brant]

But he speaks so much wisdom. Clearly, the force is strong with this one. :o

Well, he speaks a lot of something... but it ain't wisdom. :rolleyes: ;)

http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff218/Kipobe/LSP%20Survivor%202/Misc/1-up.jpg (http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff218/Kipobe/LSP%20Survivor%202/Immunity%20Cards/246642462.jpg)

[Kipobe]

Then he's a man after my own heart! :)

[Betty Brant]

I think he's ahead of you actually.

[Kipobe]

Then I'm a man after his own heart? :confused:

[Betty Brant]

Actually, he doesn't have a heart. :(

[Kipobe]

Tin Man Style? :confused:

[Betty Brant]

Tin Man Style? :confused:

Nah, I don't think he even wants one.

[Kipobe]

Cold. :(

[Betty Brant]

Extremely. :(

[Abaddon]

Become a devout Kipobite. The history of my religion is that I've long been so perfect, I'm clearly fit to rule over all of you, who are severely inferior. Using the "Kypade" theory... (taking the first two letters of each of your names), I came up with the name of my religion... Ki-Po-Be... Kipobe.

Now, I can offer you many things with my religion:

1). No church... sleep in on Sundays
2). You're allowed to steal and covet. In fact, it's a requirement.
3). A land flowing with Beer 'n' Honey. 'cept no Honey, except for Honey Vibe. She's all about the religion. :up:
4). Fedoras. You'll all get Fedoras.
5). Many Barry Manilow tapes.
6). No Bibles... no rules... do whatever the hell you want; just worship me.
7). And much much more...

I realize you're reading this and thinking "where can I sign up? I must be a Kipobite"; well well, sit tight, because there's negatives to my religion also.

1). I make no definate promises of an afterlife of any kind
2). I'll probably kill you if you try to leave
3). I'm not really god, just a reasonable fax-similie

So, there you have it! Make your desicions. And from now on, I'd like to be reffered to as "Lord Kipobite"

:)

PS - Abaddon, no you cannot join. :up:



****er!:mad:



You can't keep me from joining your religion.

[Lackey]

I should be Jesus... I've already died and rose again.

[Abaddon]

So have I:mad:




But I want to be Judas.:)

[Corinthian™]

I want to be Lackey's whor...err.. Magdalene... but in a male version....

[Abaddon]

You wanna be a cross dresser?:confused:

[Corinthian™]

no... I want to be Lackey's Man-whore...:rolleyes:eyes:

And I though you'll be as smart as Judas.. and as crazy as Peter

don't make me Corinthian-slap you:mad:

[Abaddon]

I dont understand what your trying to say.


Tu hablas ingles?:confused:

[Corinthian™]

mee no speekee igrish:(

Yo no hablor ingleso...

Gii gurlk mgrughhfh...

[Protest the Hero]

I'm the Holy Ghost. :cool:

[Ganondorf]

I'm the Holy Ghost. :cool:
and Diety Link is Jesus?

[Kipobe]

****er!:mad:



You can't keep me from joining your religion.
I can, and I did! :confused:

[Protest the Hero]

and Diety Link is Jesus?
Is he? :confused:

[Kipobe]

I should be Jesus... I've already died and rose again.
Kipobe Messiah? How presumptious. God likes presuptious people. Yer in! :up:

[Kipobe]

So have I:mad:




But I want to be Judas.:)
Judas kills himself in the end. I'm down. :cool:

[Kipobe]

no... I want to be Lackey's Man-whore...:rolleyes:eyes:

And I though you'll be as smart as Judas.. and as crazy as Peter

don't make me Corinthian-slap you:mad:
You can be Noah! Now shaddup! :mad:

[Kipobe]

I'm the Holy Ghost. :cool:
Since Deity is now "invisible", I've already granted him the job. :(

[Protest the Hero]

Since Deity is now "invisible", I've already granted him the job. :(
Well, I guess he's worthy... :(

[Ganondorf]

You can be Noah! Now shaddup! :mad:
wait... I'm the freak with all those animals?... I'ma zoophile?!?!

:cool:

[Elmo]

There must be balance ... an adversary, a "Satan".

Guess thats me. :o :cool:

[Kipobe]

Well, I guess he's worthy... :(
You can be second in command. :up:

[Kipobe]

wait... I'm the freak with all those animals?... I'ma zoophile?!?!

:cool:
The bible's first beastialitist. :confused:

[Kipobe]

There must be balance ... an adversary, a "Satan".

Guess thats me. :o :cool:
So many enimies. Why does everyone hate god? :(

[Protest the Hero]

You can be second in command. :up:
Isn't that Jesus? :confused:

[Ganondorf]

The bible's first beastialitist. :confused:
second.... Adam was all hot for those monkeys and ****... he humped all Eden before he found Eve...

[Kipobe]

Isn't that Jesus? :confused:
You can be an Angel. :)

[Kipobe]

second.... Adam was all hot for those monkeys and ****... he humped all Eden before he found Eve...Adam was a hoe. :(

[Elmo]

So many enimies. Why does everyone hate god? :(

No hate. :(

I just want to steal souls and torture and burn them eternally. :cool:

I still love ya George. :)

[Elmo]

Isn't that Jesus? :confused:

See how easily he tried to trick you into a painful crucifixion? :rolleyes:

[Protest the Hero]

You can be an Angel. :)
I get to wrestle Jacob! :)

[Protest the Hero]

See how easily he tried to trick you into a painful crucifixion? :rolleyes:
He's tricky. Like I'd suffer for my cause.. :rolleyes::confused:

[Ganondorf]

Kay-Pee-Bee, slash Link... stop sniffing glue:(

[Elmo]

So many enimies. Why does everyone hate god? :(

"Business" aside, we're still on for our weekly golf game arent we? :(

[Protest the Hero]

Kay-Pee-Bee, slash Link... stop sniffing glue:(
It comes in Strawberry though.

What? :confused:

I'm not KPB. :confused::mad::down:o:)

[Elmo]

He's tricky.

Yep, and its all about *him*. :rolleyes: Has been for eons.

[Protest the Hero]

Really. Everything has to be done his way. Or he floods the joint. Or knocks my tower down. Damn him. :(

[Eric Draven]

Who does the archangel get to smite first? :cool:

[Protest the Hero]

Potiphar. :confused:

[Eric Draven]

Can I smite you instead? :confused: :(

[Protest the Hero]

I'm an angel :(

[Eric Draven]

I can still smite you though...:confused:

[Protest the Hero]

You can't smite an angel of God.. :(

[Eric Draven]

I can do whatever I want....:confused:

[Protest the Hero]

No you can't :confused:

[Eric Draven]

Yes I can. :confused:

That's the difference between an archangel and an angel.....

[Protest the Hero]

But I'm an angel who's second in command. :):up:

[Eric Draven]

Well once you're dead, a new second in command can be found :doom:

[Protest the Hero]

That's awful. I'm demoting you to quasi-angel. :(:up:

[Elmo]

tsk tsk ... in-fighting amongst the angels. :o

maybe the game has passed the big man by.

[Eric Draven]

That's awful. I'm demoting you to quasi-angel. :(:up:

You can't do that!

Only the head Archangel can do that!

[Protest the Hero]

That's me. :o

Demoted! :mad:

[Protest the Hero]

tsk tsk ... in-fighting amongst the angels. :o

maybe the game has passed the big man by.
That's what he gets for letting a screw up like Draven into the organization. :(

Sorry Draven :(

[Eric Draven]

That's me. :o

Demoted! :mad:

No, you're not. You're just the second in command. The Head Archangel has to be someone entirely different

:confused:


I oughta smite you right here just for that :(

[Protest the Hero]

No, you're not. You're just the second in command. The Head Archangel has to be someone entirely different

:confused:


I oughta smite you right here just for that :(
And how would you smite me? :rolleyes:



Oooooohhh.... :(

:rolleyes:

I'm both. :)

[Eric Draven]

I would smite you by cheering against all of your favorite sports teams. Especially the one that means the most right now. I would put on my signature "________ is gonna choke in the playoffs!" :mad:

Take that! :mad:

[Protest the Hero]

You already do most of that. :mad:


P.S. Edmonton sucks! :mad:

[Eric Draven]

Well I would do that even more now :mad:

Before I was just kidding, but I would actually be serious now :mad:


I may actually start cheering for the Yankees. How do you like that? :mad:

[Protest the Hero]

You couldn't possibly do it more, you already do it so much :mad:

You're serious already. You sicko :(

Sure, jump on the Yankee bandwagon, like all the other no loyalty nowhere near NYC assclowns. :(

[Eric Draven]

Well that's what happens when I smite you :cool:

[Protest the Hero]

I'm not smitten. :)

[Eric Draven]

You will be when the Angels win three straight games :)

[Protest the Hero]

That won't happen :)

[Kipobe]

This thread answers many questions such as "Why does God allow suffering?" Answer: because he can't stand all the *****ing between his angels and archangels! "Why is there so much wickedness in the world today?" Answer? Because those taking the lead argue over who's better.

This was not my vision of a happy religion. :(

[C. Lee]

Then you need to become a Frisbee-tarian.

[Kipobe]

Say who in the what now? :confused:

[Kipobe]

I just wanted to say "Kipobe" :(

[C. Lee]

Say who in the what now? :confused:
Frisbee-tarian..........the belief that when you die your soul gets stuck on the roof of your house.

[Kipobe]

Or you'll get killed in the teeth of a dog. A dog named Fred. :(

[Eric Draven]

This thread answers many questions such as "Why does God allow suffering?" Answer: because he can't stand all the *****ing between his angels and archangels! "Why is there so much wickedness in the world today?" Answer? Because those taking the lead argue over who's better.

This was not my vision of a happy religion. :(

That's what happens when you make someone a second in command angel and doesn't deserve it :(

[Protest the Hero]

This thread answers many questions such as "Why does God allow suffering?" Answer: because he can't stand all the *****ing between his angels and archangels! "Why is there so much wickedness in the world today?" Answer? Because those taking the lead argue over who's better.

This was not my vision of a happy religion. :(
Tite. :confused:

I'm higher ranked than Draven though right? :(

[Protest the Hero]

That's what happens when you make someone a second in command angel and doesn't deserve it :(
Jump into the WEM aquarium again. :(

[Lackey]

Lackey loves the little children
all the children of the hype
all the fanboys and the nerds
even though they smell like turds
Lackey loves the little children of the hype

[Kipobe]

Ah, we have our first hymn. :)

[Kipobe]

Tite. :confused:

I'm higher ranked than Draven though right? :(
Actually... Archangel kinda pwns all. He got here first. Sorry. :(

[Protest the Hero]

But I demoted him. He's a quasi-angel now. :confused::up:

[Kipobe]

How does a regular Angel demote a higher ranking angel? :confused:

[Danger Mouse]

Bah. Kipobe is a fake.

[Protest the Hero]

I was acting as Second in Command at the time :confused:

[Abaddon]

Judas kills himself in the end. I'm down. :cool:

Nah,my version of Judas will descend down to Hell and become Satan(Elmo's) chief minion.:cool:

[Kipobe]

Elmo doesn't like you. :(

[Abaddon]

Yes he does.Unlike you!:mad:

[Kipobe]

Doubtful. :up:

[Abaddon]

Truthful.:up::confused:

[CaptainSpam89]

Well i will have a shotgun church to shot ...

[CaptainSpam89]

Become a devout Kipobite. The history of my religion is that I've long been so perfect, I'm clearly fit to rule over all of you, who are severely inferior. Using the "Kypade" theory... (taking the first two letters of each of your names), I came up with the name of my religion... Ki-Po-Be... Kipobe.

Now, I can offer you many things with my religion:

1). No church... sleep in on Sundays
2). You're allowed to steal and covet. In fact, it's a requirement.
3). A land flowing with Beer 'n' Honey. 'cept no Honey, except for Honey Vibe. She's all about the religion. http://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/smilies/icon14.gif
4). Fedoras. You'll all get Fedoras.
5). Many Barry Manilow tapes.
6). No Bibles... no rules... do whatever the hell you want; just worship me.
7). And much much more...

I realize you're reading this and thinking "where can I sign up? I must be a Kipobite"; well well, sit tight, because there's negatives to my religion also.

1). I make no definate promises of an afterlife of any kind
2). I'll probably kill you if you try to leave
3). I'm not really god, just a reasonable fax-similie

So, there you have it! Make your desicions. And from now on, I'd like to be reffered to as "Lord Kipobite"

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/smilies/smile.gif

PS - Abaddon, no you cannot join. http://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/smilies/icon14.gif]


Thank you for that :hellboy: :hellboy: :hellboy:

[Elmo]

Nah,my version of Judas will descend down to Hell and become Satan(Elmo's) chief minion.:cool:

:up:

I shall call you ... Abbazeebub. :cool:

[Honey Vibe]

Well good luck with that Pooh. Hope it doesn't cave, like my Jar Jar Binks Fan Club :up:

[Protest the Hero]

Jar Jar Binks! That's the name I was trying to think of...

A cross of E.T. and Jar Jar. That's accuracy for you, KPB. :)

[Michael Jackson]

Well good luck with that Pooh. Hope it doesn't cave, like my Jar Jar Binks Fan Club :up:
I would have liked that fan club. Bring it back :up:

[Incrediblejeff]

Some kids in my shcool tried to start their own Religion called Squangle.It was like a religion based on a mixture between a Triangle and a Square it didn't go anywhere though.I almost joined.

[Kipobe]

Well good luck with that Pooh. Hope it doesn't cave, like my Jar Jar Binks Fan Club :up:
That was weird advice. :confused::up:

Become a Kipobite. It's the only way. :(

[Eric Draven]

This religion is still around? :confused:

[Kipobe]

My religion will stand forever.

[Kipobe]

My religion died as soon as I said that. :(

[Corinthian™]

funny:o

[Kipobe]

As in NOT! :mad:

[John Constantine]

hahaahaha...I remember this :o

[Kipobe]

:(!

[John Constantine]

I'm still an archangel aren't I? :confused:

Who do you want me to smite?

[Dorian Gray]

:rolleyes:

[Childlike Wild]

I'm still an archangel aren't I? :confused:

Who do you want me to smite?
I've replaced you in that capacity. You knew it would happen. :up:

[Corinthian™]

w00t w00t... my vote goes to Erica... she is more hotter than you, Timmy:o

[John Constantine]

Your vote doesn't count on the account of you're Destruction and you've gone away :confused: :(

[Abaddon]

This thread is a paragon of success.

[Childlike Wild]

Corinthian just got cooler. :up:

[Kipobe]

I'm still an archangel aren't I? :confused:

Who do you want me to smite?
Kill the one they call "Frocks" :(

[Corinthian™]

Kill the one they call "Frocks" :(
I masturbate myself in your honour, Lord:):up:

...


Can I be yer highest priest... like the kipobe pope?

[Kipobe]

You called my name stupid. :(

[Corinthian™]

You called my name stupid. :(
I did not:confused:

[John Constantine]

It is though :(


And why should I kill Frocks? :confused:

[Kipobe]

I did not:confused:
You were thinking it. :(It is though :(


And why should I kill Frocks? :confused:
Why not?:confused:

[John Constantine]

I need specific reasons for smiting people...:confused:

[Corinthian™]

You were thinking it. :(
Why not?:confused:
I actually thought it was cool...:confused::up:

[Kipobe]

He's Alf?

He posts like this

hah aha:(

also shut up.:mad::o

im noot as stuppd as u r:o:):(

[Kipobe]

I actually thought it was cool...:confused::up:
That's because it is cool! :o

[John Constantine]

He's Alf?

He posts like this

Hmm...you may have a very good point :up:

[Kipobe]

It took me about 2 minutes to type that. How does he do it so naturally? :(

[John Constantine]

It's Alf. He's abnormal :(

[Kipobe]

Oh, that Melmacian. :)

Also, I just PM'd myself. Man, the rush of getting a PM from me is unbelievable. How do you guys handle it?

[John Constantine]

...............

I am not even gonna respond to that last statement.

[Kipobe]

It's because I don't PM you. I know.

You'd love it; believe me. :up:

[John Constantine]

Actually I'm pretty happy right now that you don't PM me :up:

[Kipobe]

The rush is unbelievable. I could hardly contain myself.

You don't know what you're missing.

[John Constantine]

I think I do. And I expect I'm not missing much anyways :)

[Kipobe]

:down

[Lackey]

Actually I'm pretty happy right now that you don't PM me :up:


Getting PMs (http://superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=102852) is so much fun (http://superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=4800) :up:

[Protest the Hero]

Religiowned:confused:

[sp1derg1rl]

in my religion class, we made our own religions. mine was that you could do what you like in your life and when you die you can choose what you want to be in your next life.

[Protest the Hero]

That makes no frickin' sense. You should be a Kipobite.

[Batman15]

cant you do what you want in life... now :confused: :confused:

[sp1derg1rl]

i know it makes no sense, i was friggin 12, and i was a moron, actually, i probably still am a moron,

And yes, you can do what you want, but i meant w/o being judged.

[Batman15]

but wouldnt other religions just judge you? :confused:

[sp1derg1rl]

forget it, i know what i mean... I WAS 12!

[Batman15]

jesus was talking about religion when he was like 3 :o

[sp1derg1rl]

jesus is jesus. im NOT jesus, alright??? im a normal everyday australian.

[Batman15]

your damn right you're not jesus.
not even close... :o

[sp1derg1rl]

and neither are you in case you have'nt noticed.

[Batman15]

im not the one making up all kinds of whack-a-doo religions:o

[sp1derg1rl]

hey i was 12, im not 12 anymore i was just pointing out that... look forget it, your just a moron.

[Childlike Wild]

What's this random convo in here? :confused:

[Kipobe]

Haha.... that conversation is stupid:cool:

[John Constantine]

Am I still the angel of death? :confused:

[Childlike Wild]

What am I in this religion? :confused:

[Holly Goodhead]

RIP Manties

[Kipobe]

I dunno man. See, I've decided it's not so much a religion anymore as it is a movement:confused:

[Childlike Wild]

This thread is going nowhere. :(

[Kipobe]

The leader doesn't care about his flock:up:

[Childlike Wild]

I think I'm leader now.

[Kipobe]

Awwwwww but no.

[Holly Goodhead]

im the leader, just accept it

[Kipobe]

Sooooooo not.

[Holly Goodhead]

i can get you banned

[Dew k. Mosi]

I am the leader

[Childlike Wild]

I thought you had a rival following...

[Kipobe]

I am the leader
Pfft. You wish. :up:

[Han Solo]

I can see this religion lasting a long time....:rolleyes:eyes: :)

:D ...

[Kipobe]

"Christopher Knight goes Kipobite"

http://www.autographedtoyou.com/celebpics/christopher_knight1b.jpg

In a stunning press release, popular TV star Christopher (Chris) Knight announced to the public that he has decided to give up his glitzy glamorous lifestyle to become a devoted follower of Kipobe.

"I've had whores, booze, money, fame and semen implants, but nothing has given me the pleasure of following Kipobe, except for the whores. His ideals are ones that I try to implement in my life because I suck, and he not so much. Also I was always teamed up with Jan. That f'd me up pretty bad. Go T-Wolves!"

Chris was drunk at the time, but his decision was clear. He invites you all to do the same and also says that jack has regular sex with dmcnx. Then he shot himself. R.I.P. Christopher Knight. Loser.

?!?

[Lackey]

RIP Manties


I introduced manties to the hype never intending it to spawn a stupid club. Manties should've brought peace and comfort to the male genitalia, but you guys took a good idea and corrupted it for your own selfish gain. Therefore manties was forever banished from the hype.
Thus spake Jeebus.

[Lackey]

?!?


So...does this mean his hot girlfriend is available now?

[Eric Draven]

I thought this whole thing died like everything Kipobe does....:confused:

[Lackey]

I thought this whole thing died like everything Kipobe does....:confused:


apparently it's as alive as your sexual relationship with dmcnx :confused:

[Eric Draven]

So we're in agreement that this is as dead as Tupac then :confused:

[Lackey]

I'll have to wait and see what dmcnx says

[Son Of Logan]

Kipobe you stole my idea. And BTW....

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y89/reflect4ever/BearDomination.jpg

[Lackey]

Lackey loves the little children
all the children of the hype
all the fanboys and the nerds
even though they smell like turds
Lackey loves the little children of the hype



Man, I made a great Jesus... I should start my own religion, it'll be like the Mormonism to Kipobe's Christianity.

[Kipobe]

Kipobe you stole my idea. And BTW....

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y89/reflect4ever/BearDomination.jpg
What idea? And I can't see what that says:(

[Kipobe]

So...does this mean his hot girlfriend is available now?
Wasn't she always? :confused:

[Son Of Logan]

What idea? And I can't see what that says:(

Your own religion. My people are called Reflectinites. They should square off with the Kipobites someday.

[Kipobe]

I had this idea back in 2004, so technically you stole my idea. :o