Best QUOTES

[AgentPat]

Okay, we need a quotes thread. There's been some DOOZIES on SV, so lets get the ball rolling, shall we? :D


Clark: Dad, something else happened to me this morning. When I woke up, I was... kind of floating.
Jonathan: Floating?
Clark: As soon as I woke up, I crashed. I mean, Dad what's happening to me?
Jonathan: I honestly don't know. As soon as you start breaking the law of gravity, we're definitely in uncharted territory.

Jonathan: Clark, kids just don't leap off the ceiling and attack people.
Clark: How do you explain that?
Jonathan: I don't know. Seems kind of out there.
Martha: This coming from the man who's been hiding a spaceship in his storm cellar for the last 12 years.

Clark: I don't see myself being a farmer when I grow up.
Lana: What do you want to do?
Clark: I'm not sure. Just as long as it doesn't involve putting on a suit and doing a lot of flying.

Clark: It's still strange to think that he and Rickman were once best friends. Think we'll ever end up like that?
Lex: Trust me, Clark. Our friendship is going to be the stuff of legends.

[Looking at ornate breastplate with embedded jeweled serpent in the shape of an S.]
Lex: You know it belonged to Alexander the Great? They said the design symbolizes strength and courage.
Clark: I can't exactly see myself going into battle with that on my chest.
Lex: Darker times call for darker methods. His opponents thought he was invincible.

Clark: Next time I have a date, I'll be able to take her out without setting her on fire.

Clark: Pete, we need to talk.

Pete: Sure, Chloe. I saw a spaceship. I even met an alien.
Chloe: Really? Would you like to describe it?
Pete: Actually he looks a lot like Clark.
Chloe: I thought aliens were little and green.
Pete: I guess things aren't always what you think they are.

Jonathan: What was that all about?
Martha: I think our not so normal son might be going through some classic teenage rebellion.
Jonathan: Well, I think I liked dealing with heat vision a lot better than that.

Clark: Did you know that Chloe had a birthmark on her cheek.
Pete: No she doesn't.
Clark: Not that cheek.
Pete: Are you doin' what I think you're doin'? Clark, that's *Chloe* you're scooping, man!

Clark: When I put that ring on, I felt this sudden urge to tell the world my secret - Lex, Lana, Jessie...
Martha: But you didn't, Clark.
Clark: I know, but the feelings are still there. It's like I have these two different identities, and I don't know which one's the real me.

Pete: ...I figured it out. In your world, green means stop. And red... red means go.

Chloe: Oh, my God. This is so cool! Can you fly?
Clark: Whoa, wait a minute. I may be an alien, but I'm not a cartoon.

Chloe: Hey, Clark. What other superpowers you got?
Clark: Why don't you come back here and find out?
Pete: Hey, hey, hey, this aint no pimp mobile.

Clark: Wow. I didn't realize the traffic in Smallville had gotten so bad.
Lex: It's my father. I hope your mom likes helicopters.
Clark: My family doesn't fly much.
Lex: Trust me. That's about to change.

Martha: Clark! You're going to be late!
Clark: OK, Mom. Going as fast as I can.
Martha: How can you be as fast as lightning and as slow as molasses all at the same time?
Clark: Sometimes, Mom, I'm even a mystery to myself.
Jonathan: Wait a minute, didn't I just fix your alarm clock recently?
Clark: Yeah, but I crushed it this morning hitting the snooze alarm. Guess I'm not much of a morning person.

Clark: When I woke up this morning, I was in the middle of Route 8.
Martha: How did you get there?
Clark: I don't know. Lex almost hit me with his car. ...I told him I was sleepwalking, but I'm not sure how much walking was involved. I've been having this dream all week. Flying over Smallville.

Clark: Do you have any idea how he did it?
Chloe: It could've been a trick. Or it could be meteor rock inspired. Or he could be an alien.
Clark: Alien? Why would you say that?
Chloe: Rumors from his old school. He went to junior high in Grandville, and he told some kids there that he was extraterrestrial. Needless to say, they sent him to a distant corner in the social galaxy.
Clark: He didn't do anything... super, did he?
Chloe: Like start fire with his eyes? Nah ah.

Clark: Maybe my parents weren't the only ones who saved their child.
Pete: Well, if you really want to know, I could go up to him with a piece of meteor rock?
Clark: No. It's called Kryptonite.
Pete: Kryptonite. Is that with a C or a K?

Lex: I never figured you for having an identity crisis, Clark.

Clark: Lex, why do you care so much about an old Native American language?
Lex: Because I don't think it's Native American. I don't even think it's from this planet.
Clark: You think aliens wrote it? I'd keep that to yourself, Lex.

Morgan: I'd like to talk about a job opportunity.
Clark: Thanks. But I'm really not looking for work right now. I like to fly solo.

Jonathan: You had to do it Clark. If we'd have refused, they'd have dragged us into court.
Martha: What happens when they start looking at Clark's DNA under a microscope?
Clark: If I even *have* DNA.

Lex: You go on one date with this girl, and already she's sneaking into your bedroom, putting sexy pictures of herself in your locker, and practically asking your parents to book the wedding chapel. What's your secret, Clark?

Clark: What did you see?
Jordan: Like, you don't have an end like other people. It's like you live forever.

Pete: Clark, you're not exactly one to talk about breaking the speed limit.

Lex: I was right about you all along, Clark. You're not even human.

Clark: I always thought of my dad as a man of steel. I guess I was wrong.

Clark: Who do you think I'll be?
Jonathan: You can be the world's greatest hero or the its most mild-mannered citizen, but the only person who can write your story is you.

Lois: I never thought she would fall for the farm boy type.
Martha: That can happen to the best of us.
Lois: Not me. Give me a nerd with glasses any day of the week.

Pilot: Check this out
Co-pilot: What is it? Bird? Plane?

Chloe (to Clark): You're going to be like some superhero around here.

Bart (to Clark): I thought I'd check it out - see if there's anyone else like us. Maybe start, like, a club or a league or something.

[Serene]

Okay, we need a quotes thread. There's been some DOOZIES on SV, so lets get the ball rolling, shall we? :D

You've got some really good ones there. I wish I had such recall. I'll have to rewatch some favorite eps.

One that I thought was particularly poignant from this new season, was Lex's comment to Clark about how he helps him keep the bad from coming up over the edges.. Now I'll have to get the exact quote. Poor Lex, it's so sad knowing that he will lose his battle at keeping the bad away.

[MJZ]

My sig, easily. That scene from Vortex gives me chills. The first real mention of "it," and the way it was executed. The look on both Clark and Johnathan's faces combined with the music cue, wow. I even find something rather spiritual about that scene.

[The Sage]

The best quotes come from Lex IMO. Neal Bailey has a bunch of them at supermanhomepage.com at the end of his review for "Exodus".

[AgentPat]

My sig, easily. That scene from Vortex gives me chills. The first real mention of "it," and the way it was executed. The look on both Clark and Jonathan’s faces combined with the music cue, wow. I even find something rather spiritual about that scene.:up: Agreed! It was one of the best lines of dialog in the whole show, IMHO. Was like the one from Crusade:

(this one's from memory - hope I got it right)

Jonathan: Clark, your mother tells me you can fly??
Clark: Kal-El can fly. Clark Kent is still earthbound.
Jonathan: How'd that feel?
Clark: [deep breath] Amazing. [beat] And scary.


Gives me goosebumps just thinking about that.

[dark_charlie]

the best line in smallville has to be when lex says to ryan something like: "in life, the path to darkness is a journey, not a lightswitch".

[dark_charlie]

clark: did u know chloe has a birth mark on her left cheeck?
pete: no she doesnt!
clark: not that cheek...

[hey yo its sean]

Smallville's got tons of great quotes. One that sticks out at the moment..

Clark: What are you doing??
Bart: I'm eating a cookie dude, i'm starving.

[RakuMon]

Check out the the third line in my sig...

[x-caliber7]

Some of the best quotes are those of Lex and Lionel!

[Serene]

"I need a hug"

(delivered with the perfect blend of creepy and funny)

[The Sage]

A man would walk halfway around the world to pluck your succulent fruit...

I love that line. LOL :D

[Frantik]

Lex to Lana
"anyone who doesn't like poetry doesn't understand it is all about seduction"

[Gmanofsteel]

*edit*


lex - "any relationship based on lies and deceit is doomed to fail"

[The Sage]

Hey I said that already. :mad:

[Gmanofsteel]

Hey I said that already. :mad:

sorry, did not see :p (edited it)

[Gmanofsteel]

chloe- I would do anything for you, things lana would never do

Clark- like what?

;)

[triplet]

Victoria: Sleeping with you was just business.

Lex: I hate to think what that makes you...

[The Sage]

sorry, did not see :p (edited it)

It's ok.

All I wanted, was the best for you...and you destroyed me...

[LL2K2]

I have quite a few, but I'll keep you guys occupied with a few from each season:

"Chloe, I could never outgrow you--other than vertically." (Clark, 'Metamorphosis')

"Great. So I'm maturing into a firestarter?!" (Clark, 'Heat')

"You can be the world's greatest hero--or its most mild-mannered citizen." (Jonathan, 'Talisman')

"Give me a nerd with glasses anyday." (Lois, 'Crusade')

[Gmanofsteel]

It's ok.

All I wanted, was the best for you...and you destroyed me...


don't wound what you can't kill dad ;)

[The Sage]

Anyone who knows anything about poetry knows it's all about seduction...

[Frantik]

Clark would have to be on drugs to be on drugs.....

Clark Kent and Lex Luthor, I like the sound of that.

[Gmanofsteel]

Lex - do you believe a man can fly?

Clark- Sure, in a plane

[Gmanofsteel]

Anyone who knows anything about poetry knows it's all about seduction...

already said, frantik said it :p

[The Sage]

"Trust me; when I make things disappear, they stay buried."

"I don't care about the past, I believe in the power to reinvent yourself."

Clark: "I didn't know you were such a history buff."
Lex: "I'm not; I'm just interested in people who ruled the world before they were thirty."

[Gmanofsteel]

" i am kal-el of krypton, its time for m fulfill my destiny"

[spawnjack01]

Victoria: Sleeping with you was just business.

Lex: I hate to think what that makes you...


Lol! Out of all the great ones, that's one of the best. And the way Lex says it is perfect. Who could watch him say that and not want to be him in that scene!

A couple of other favorites:

Transferance:
Clark(Lionel) when Lana enters the barn: Oh great... this one...
:D

Rosetta:
Clark to Dr. Swan with the theme music in the background: Sorry doctor, you must have me confused with someone else!

[Gmanofsteel]

Crosby -"i know what its like to love someone who's destiny is greater than your own"

Martha-"you and Doctor Swan"

Crosby - "In another life time"

[Gmanofsteel]

Clark- "Dad i know you don't agree with me, but Sometimes taking responsibility means having faith in yourself to make the hard choices"

[Gmanofsteel]

Chloe- "mikail Myxllll...uhh"

Mxy -" Mxyzptlk, let me guess, you want to buy a vowel"

[triplet]

Clark (to Jonathan): "Every hand shake… Every hug… Every time I'm out on that field I make a conscious decision to fall when those guys hit me so they don't get hurt. No matter how hard you try, you can't understand that. That's why it's my decision, not yours."

[Superman1980]

This quote is from this weeks episode, Spell:

Clark: "It was magic"
Martha with a smile on her face: "I'm sure it was"

[I_am_budders]

Lex: Just remember boys - you keep my secret, and I'll keep yours. [pause] And If you don't, you'll find out you're not the only ones who can reach through walls.

I've always loved that one.

[Gmanofsteel]

Lois - "why are we lying in the dirt?:

chloe - "and what the hell am i wearing?"

[The Sage]

Clark: [Weakly.] You're not a murderer! That's not who you are!

Bart: You don't know who I am!

Clark: Yes, I do. Bart, I saw you save my dad. I've seen the good in you. Bart, you've got to stop running, or in the end you'll just be alone. You don't want that. I know you don't. I know because down deep, we're the same.

Bart: I wish that was true, Clark.


I find these lines to be great, almost foreshadowing Clark as the redeeming Christ-like figure he will become in the future.

[riotgirl77]

Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war - Lex in Tempest

[triplet]

Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war - Lex in Tempest
Actually, Shakespeare said that first (Julius Ceasar, Act III scene I), so does it still count? But it is a good one...

Very appropriate for that scene... Love it when Lex is a bad boy.

[TheDarkRevenger]

"Barry Allen, Wally West. Seem to have a bunch of idenities...Bart"

Loved that.

[The Sage]

That's West, Wally West...

Don't let the Flash fans catch that mispell. :D

[TheDarkRevenger]

Oops, thanks ;)
Thinking of the Marvel inker

[The Sage]

Oops, thanks ;)
Thinking of the Marvel inker

LOL

[Spidergurl4302]

was going to make a quotes thread but instead i figured i'd just bump this thread :p

one of my favs is in my sig :D

Clark: Lois? She's bossy, she's stuckup, she's rude. I can't stand her.
Lana: The best ones always start that way.

not sure if thats what was exactly said, got it off a site though

[I_am_budders]

Lex: A high school boyfriend isn't a husband; he's an obstacle.

[LadyVader]

Funniest:

Bart: (I'm from) the future.
Chloe: Really?
Bart: I ran all the way back through time to tell you we're still in love 100 years from now.

Heh... I used that pick-up line myself. :)

Most heartbreaking (I sure know I teared up)

Chloe: Why don't you just walk away from your dad?
Lex: Because he won't give me the one thing I ever wanted from him.
Chloe: And that would be...?
Lex: I want him to love me.

[WebHead]

"The man of Tomorrow is forged by his battles of today."
Lex Luthor.

[HillValley85]

Lana: So what are you: Man or Superman?
Clark: I haven't figured it out yet.

[AgentPat]

Okay, serious BUMP here, but I couldn't resist...


From Oracle:

Chloe [To Clark]: You have to promise to keep a cool head and back-burner those "American Psycho" instincts.


Get it? Anybody? Buehler? :D :up:

[avidreader]

Nope, dont get it. :(

But I loved Fine saying to Clark "Clark there's no such thing as vampires"

And Chloe had some other great lines in Oracle. The scene at the Planet with Lionel and Clark.

[Brainiac 8]

Nothing beats "Muffin peddling dropout, speaking of which, do you have any Blueberry banana left?"

Lex is awsome.:up:

[AgentPat]

Nope, dont get it. :(
American Psycho (http://www.moviecitynews.com/reviews/DVD/2005/050622.html)

Superman. Batman. Different instincts and approaches to accomplishing the same goal? "Back-burner those "American Psycho" instincts?"

:D

[avidreader]

American Psycho (http://www.moviecitynews.com/reviews/DVD/2005/050622.html)

Superman. Batman. Different instincts and approaches to accomplishing the same goal? "Back-burner those "American Psycho" instincts?"

:D

I guess you had to have seen American Psycho?

I watched Kill Bill last night and Bill (David Carradine) went into this 5 minute spiel about how different Superman is to other super heroes. It was actually quite an inspiring little speech.

[AgentPat]

I guess you had to have seen American Psycho?Or just know that it's one of the films that put Christian Bale on the map. Good movie. Check it out sometime. Bale's at his best. :up:

I watched Kill Bill last night and Bill (David Carradine) went into this 5 minute spiel about how different Superman is to other super heroes. It was actually quite an inspiring little speech.That speech got quite a bit of mileage. It apparently was inspired (I believe) by an actual discussion Tarantino and Carradine had over drinks one night.

Can you say, "fanboys?" LOL

[avidreader]

Or just know that it's one of the films that put Christian Bale on the map. Good movie. Check it out sometime. Bale's at his best. :up:

I'll take that tip under advisement. I should check out my little library here, I may possibly have it.

That speech got quite a bit of mileage. It apparently was inspired (I believe) by an actual discussion Tarantino and Carradine had over drinks one night.

Can you say, "fanboys?" LOL

Is that so? When I get a chance I'm gonna transcribe and post it in here as it was very relevant to Smallville's Clark Kent.

[Jack O Lantern]

Martha : What do you want?

Lex : The world, Mrs Kent.

It always freaked me out for some reason that Lex would shot Johnathon and still call them Mrs and Mr Kent.

BTW about the Kill Bill quote, I think they were way off base about Superman. (As well as Batman and Spider-Man for that matter)

[The Incredible Hulk]

Or just know that it's one of the films that put Christian Bale on the map. Good movie. Check it out sometime. Bale's at his best. :up:


yes but whatever you do, DONT rent American Psycho 2 with Mila Kunis and Shatner *shudders*

[SLVRSR4]

When Lex was apologizing to Lana after his double was fused with him again.

"I"m sorry Lana"

"I am too" as he exited:eek:

Love square!:o

[Jack O Lantern]

Yeah what did she mean by that "I am too"

She showed no romantic interest in Lex before that and not for a year later.

Unless she was upset that her one boy friend that wasn't interested in her that way was.

[SLVRSR4]

Never thought of it that way. So then Pete did like her as well?:confused:

[tonytr1687]

Paul: You really are paranoid
Lex: No...I'm just a frighteningly good judge of character. I strongly suggest you stay away from Helen
Paul: Or what?
Lex: You seem like a simple guy, Paul...I'd hate for your life to get complicated

I believe this was in Vengeance...

Lionel: I...have...returned

That line made it seem like the MB was back for sure. Unfortunately we all know that to be false.

[Kaboom]

"I am the villian of this story."

[BaK]

and if you don't know where you're going,
any road will take you there..

[Jack O Lantern]

Never thought of it that way. So then Pete did like her as well?:confused:

I wouldn't consider them two "friends" they got on but I don't remember them ever having a memorable scene together without someone else involved

[SLVRSR4]

Lex- I think whoever fights this super being has a lot more courage and is the hero of this story.

(i think that is what he said or he mentioned the name given to Clark by the Kowachi)

[SLVRSR4]

Lex- I think whoever fights this super being has a lot more courage and is the hero of this story.

(i think that is what he said or he mentioned the name given to Clark by the Kowachi)

[Bad Superman]

Lex (to Clark): Trust me Clark, our friendship is going to be the stuff of legend

[avidreader]

Chloe to Clark and Lionel -


So hell freezes over and nobody bothers to tell me.

[Triligors]

Clark: Whatever you are, whatever you’re planning, I’m gonna stop you.

Lex: No, you aren’t. You’re gonna join me.

Clark: What?

Lex: Think about it, Clark. My intellect, your powers. Together we could rule this world. We’ll walk as gods among men.

[Lunar_Wolf]

Lex: Come on, Clark. I’m the king of family dysfunction.


Pete: My best friend is an alien. Whoohoo!

Clark: Did you know that when you get all serious your nose crinkles up? It’s really sexy.


Clark: We had just met our new biology teacher and we were watching a film.
Martha: An educational film?
Clark: A sex educational film. [makes a face and steps off screen]
Jonathan: This could get very complicated.

Bart: I'll be a thousand miles away before you can blink.
Clark: Well, I can blink pretty fast.

[KalKai]

Lex: Clark, the only abilities I have are playing the market and falling for the wrong women.

[Lunar_Wolf]

Lionel in Clark: Don't you wish

[Mark Leeson]

lana-clark want to do something this weekend just as friends

clark-I dont think skinny dipping is a good idea

Lana- in your dreams

(slumber)

[Brainiac 8]

Clark: Lex, I know what your doing?

Lex: And what would that be?

Clark: You can't buy back our friendship.


(Devoted, when Lex bought the football team new Jerseys.):up:

[Eddie Brock]

(Forgive me if these are severely butchered, but...)

Pete: Look, Chloe, as much as Clark and I would love to hop into the Mystery Machine and join you on another zany adventure..



Clark: Did you ever notice that Chloe has a birthmark on her cheek?
Pete: No she doesn't.
Clark: Not THAT cheek...
Pete: Clark, you realize that's Chloe you're scoping out, man?
Clark: She's not the only one...


Victoria: We could have been great together, Lex.
Lex: I plan on being great all by myself.


Clark: I didn't know you were such a history buff.
Lex: I'm not, I just like to learn about men who ruled the world by the time they were 30.
Lana: You've still got a few years, Lex.


Clark: I don't know, I figured that I'd play it by ear, you know. Fly by the seat of my pants.
Pete: No offense, Clark, but you aren't the flying-type.


Clark: I just don't want to do anything that involves me putting on a suit and doing a lot of flying.


Clark: Have you ever seen the sunset from my loft?
Lana: Yes.
Clark: Oh.
>Long Pause<
Lana: But that's the great thing about sunsets, they're unique.


Clark: I didn't dive in after Lex! He hit me doing 60! I'd give anything to be normal...


Lex: At least I got a handshake this time.


Clark (To Jonathan): I got that last fence post up, I hit some granite, but I worked through it.
Lana: That's very impressive.
Clark: Well, I had a hammer.


Phelan: You may be strong, but you're not bullet-proof!


Lionel: Your secret is safe with me...Kal-El.

[Jack O Lantern]

Alicia: I want bthis moment to last forever.

Clark: I don't think that's one of my ablities, but I'll give it a shot

[SLVRSR4]

Somebody save me!!!:o

Isobel- i need the hair of two virgins for this potion... oh this one has gone bad:)

[Brainiac 8]

Actually she said the strand of hair had gray in it.:O

[Superfan]

That line made it seem like the MB was back for sure. Unfortunately we all know that to be false.

I think the MB is back for sure. I just think for part of the second half of season 5, he was playing them all.

Think about it, Lionel never does ANYTHING without an ulterior motive or expecting something in return.

There were some clues. Like in Void as he says "He a good evening *CLARK*" as he goes out the door with Martha.

Also the fact that he clearly threatened Jonathan in the 100th episode with the picture in the barn. With Jonathan he could show his true face, because of the bad blood that Jonathan has for him anyways.

He knew he had to play Clark (for his abilities) and Martha (whom he has the hots for) in just thr right way. He doesnt act like the true MB that he is to them.

TRUST me.

Once a MB, ALWAYS an MB. ;)

[Superfan]

I think the MB is back for sure. I just think for part of the second half of season 5, he was playing them all.

Think about it, Lionel never does ANYTHING without an ulterior motive or expecting something in return.

There were some clues. Like in Void as he says "Have a good evening *CLARK*" as he goes out the door with Martha.

Also the fact that he clearly threatened Jonathan in the 100th episode with the picture in the barn. With Jonathan he could show his true face, because of the bad blood that Jonathan has for him anyways.

He knew he had to play Clark (for his abilities) and Martha (whom he has the hots for) in just the right way. He doesnt act like the true MB that he is to them.

TRUST me.

Once a MB, ALWAYS an MB. ;)

[boydston_14]

Think about it, Lionel never does ANYTHING without an ulterior motive or expecting something in return.

There were some clues. Like in Void as he says "Have a good evening *CLARK*" as he goes out the door with Martha.

Also the fact that he clearly threatened Jonathan in the 100th episode with the picture in the barn. With Jonathan he could show his true face, because of the bad blood that Jonathan has for him anyways.

He knew he had to play Clark (for his abilities) and Martha (whom he has the hots for) in just the right way. He doesnt act like the true MB that he is to them.

TRUST me.

Once a MB, ALWAYS an MB. ;)

I hope that's what's going on, or else JK died for no reason. :(

[Eddie Brock]

^ didn't he anyway?
LANA SHOULD BE DEAD

[SLVRSR4]

Actually she said the strand of hair had gray in it.:O

i haven't seen that for like a month cut me some slack:o

[SLVRSR4]

Lex- i'm giving you back the talon because i think you deserve it, and i make a lousy latte


:up: :up: :up: :)

[Madnessfollows]

Chole - (just after kissing Clark to not get caught by a doctor) A good reporter always thinks on her feet.

[Brainiac 8]

i haven't seen that for like a month cut me some slack:o

Sorry, bad habit.:(

[Madnessfollows]

Clark: Hello? Hi, I'm Clark, I'm the kid who can lift up tractors and see through walls.


Clark: Great! So I'm maturing into a firestarter?

Both from "Heat"

[SLVRSR4]

Sorry, bad habit.:(

you have a cool avy it makes up for it:D