Which country does America deserve to get its ass kicked by?

[The Spawn]

Many other countries, some un-admitidly so, see America as highly egotistical. Many Americans do also. Which of the above countries do you think could take America in all its glory?

[Guyverjay]

Latveria

[Nero_Ordin]

every one of them because i'm american but this countries action are making the world more dangerious. if anyone says they are fighting terrorism they are terrorist themselves.

[TheSlag]

*offers Nero a cold hard sip of a drink I call reality*

[maxwell's demon]

fred country. since we're all evil and he needs to kill us all.

[maxwell's demon]

*offers Nero a cold hard sip of a drink I call reality*


and others call *Zima*.

[dmcnx]

Britain!

[Scarlet spidey]

and others call *Zima*.
Some call it Vodka:p

[logan_weapon_x]

definately britain, we need our dignity back after being america's poodle :(

[maxwell's demon]

Some call it Vodka:p

and still others, the *shirley temple*.

[Constantine J.]

Slag!

I Missed you!

[TheSlag]

definately britain, we need our dignity back after being america's poodle :(

And here I thought you were our own private Pit Bull. ;)

[The Amazing Lee]

America learn't all it's tips from the brits. then they used it against us and won :o

[TheSlag]

America learn't all it's tips from the brits. then they used it against us and won :o

*Bitter Beer Face Britian* :p

[The Amazing Lee]

*Bitter Beer Face Britian* :p

Don't worry us Brits have some tricks up our sleeves. When a bomb starts chasing us we'll do the whole Benny Hill routine, never fails ;)

[Slipstream]

definately britain, we need our dignity back after being america's poodle :(

Fat chance, limey. I hate the current administration and am against the war in Iraq...but with the proper leadership no one is going to kick our ass.


















































Except China maybe. There's so many of those fokkers. :eek:

[maxwell's demon]

q-how many names HAVE you taken on in the last few months slaggy?:)

*Bitter Beer Face Britian* :p


Well, you do have a Bitter Beer Face and a sweet disposition, so I can understand your confusion.

[TheSlag]

Don't worry us Brits have some tricks up our sleeves. When a bomb starts chasing us we'll do the whole Benny Hill routine, never fails ;)

Benny was "Da Bomb" :up: *how can you go wrong with scantially clad women*

[logan_weapon_x]

Fat chance, limey. I hate the current administration and am against the war in Iraq...but with the proper leadership no one is going to kick our ass.

I ain't no limey. I'm pure scotsman!

[TheSlag]

q-how many names HAVE you taken on in the last few months slaggy?:)

Only one. This one. *goes back to ignoring the child*

[The Amazing Lee]

Benny was "Da Bomb" :up: *how can you go wrong with scantially clad women*

When they are old enough to be your granddaughters :o

[The Amazing Lee]

I ain't no limey. I'm pure scotsman!

http://home.earthlink.net/~finetuned/images/kilt.jpg

The scottish are good at attack (see Braveheart ;))

[maxwell's demon]

poor slaggy...he doesnt realize how obvious his tone shines through.

[TheSlag]

When they are old enough to be your granddaughters :o

Then, by definition, they would NOT be "women". ;)

*Slag always counts the rings, before proceeding* so many ways to take that.

[TheSlag]

poor slaggy...he doesnt realize how obvious his tone shines through.

Poor Maxwell House... must be hard having a Man Crush on Ole "Slaggy"

[logan_weapon_x]

http://home.earthlink.net/~finetuned/images/kilt.jpg

The scottish are good at attack (see Braveheart ;))
And what's that suppose to mean? :mad:

[The Amazing Lee]

Then, by definition, they would NOT be "women". ;)

*Slag always counts the rings, before proceeding* so many ways to take that.

The Slag knows that to rock, you've gotta roll ;)

http://www.picit.com/data/media/116/midge.jpg

[Spider-Man]

America deserves to have it's ass kicked by West America. A new revolution! :mad:

After all, the only ones who could deliver the ******-slap in a way America is accumstomed to, is... America. It's like that episode of Friends where they wrote out Doctor Ramoray in 'DoOL'; and they said the only one who could bring him back to life was... him.

Irony. :up:

[The Amazing Lee]

And what's that suppose to mean? :mad:

er...that...er..





































...Scotland always get to the bottom of things.

[InsayneJayne]

Greece and Italy :p

[dmcnx]

Fat chance, limey. I hate the current administration and am against the war in Iraq...but with the proper leadership no one is going to kick our ass.


Except China maybe. There's so many of those fokkers. :eek:


:up:

[maxwell's demon]

Poor Maxwell House... must be hard having a Man Crush on Ole "Slaggy"
no..its wonderful.

i also have a man-to-robot crush on fred fury!

he's a magical thing.

[TheSlag]

The Slag knows that to rock, you've gotta roll ;)

http://www.picit.com/data/media/116/midge.jpg

Uncle Slag!?!?!?!??!!?! ;)

*Dayyyummm... that little tub of goo would never stop, IF he ever started "rolling".

[logan_weapon_x]

er...that...er.....Scotland always get to the bottom of things.

There's one good thing in scotland. We're never surprised or disappointed if we lose out, we're used to it! :(

[TheSlag]

er...that...er..

..Scotland always get to the bottom of things.

Yes. But they need to have women guards. :eek:

*hot ones too... *fantasy kicks into overdrive*... *goes to look for the flowered one ;)

[dmcnx]

There's one good thing in scotland. We're never surprised or disappointed if we lose out, we're used to it! :(

And you guys run around naked in blue paint and skirts while us brits laugh at you from our deck chairs:p

[logan_weapon_x]

who has women guards?

[logan_weapon_x]

And you guys run around naked in blue paint and skirts while us brits laugh at you from our deck chairs:p

I'm sorry the last time i checked, scotland was part of britain too.

[Phaser]

Saudi Arabia.

It'll be nice to see what excuse Bush is gonna give when his "closest ally in the Middle East" finally screws him up for good. :D

[TheSlag]

who has women guards?

Ummm.... "women's prisons"?!??!??! *waits for the punch line, or the cheap porno to play.

[logan_weapon_x]

you'll be waiting a while :D

[The Amazing Lee]

There's one good thing in scotland. We're never surprised or disappointed if we lose out, we're used to it! :(

America is the BIG brother in a family. It always gets things first and gets the most fuss because he is the biggest and said to be the most responsible.

England is the middle one in the family and gets all the things later then his brother. He still gets fuss but isn't the most loved brother.

Scotland is the brother that is always craving for attention but doesn't get it. He's just too small and his parents don't tend to look that far down ;)

[dmcnx]

I'm sorry the last time i checked, scotland was part of britain too.

Bastard:mad:

I meant England,but you catch my drift...;)

[TheSlag]

you'll be waiting a while :D

I got time. ;) *taps foot impatiently*

[dmcnx]

America is the BIG brother in a family. It always gets things first and gets the most fuss because he is the oldest and responsible.

England is the middle one in the family and gets all the things later then his brother. He still gets fuss but isn't the most loved brother.

Scotland is the brother that is always craving for attention but doesn't get it. He's just too small and his parents don't tend to look that far down ;)

And Wales is the big goth sister who strayed away from the family by creating her own language:up:

[TheSlag]

America is the BIG brother in a family. It always gets things first and gets the most fuss because he is the oldest and responsible.

England is the middle one in the family and gets all the things later then his brother. He still gets fuss but isn't the most loved brother.

Scotland is the brother that is always craving for attention but doesn't get it. He's just too small and his parents don't tend to look that far down ;)

And we (older brother) gives Head Noogies to all the younger siblings... and *wedgies* :eek: *atomic variety*

[logan_weapon_x]

Scotland is the brother that is always craving for attention but doesn't get it. He's just too small and his parents don't tend to look that far down ;)

I think you'll find you're wrong. That's the difference between Scotland and England. Scotland isn't craving for attention, England is. Plus i'm happy living in scotland there's alot less wanks in my little fishing village :D

[The Amazing Lee]

And Wales is the big goth sister who strayed away from the family by creating her own language:up:

She also has a big sheep fetish ;):D

[TheSlag]

She also has a big sheep fetish ;):D

Damn You... :mad: You beat me to it. ;)

[The Amazing Lee]

I think you'll find you're wrong. That's the difference between Scotland and England. Scotland isn't craving for attention, England is. Plus i'm happy living in scotland there's alot less wanks in my little fishing village :D

Yes I agree that Britain is turning into a mini america. In culture and appearance...well it's starting to.

I mean I'm not dissing america or anything though.

I mean I bet there's alot more crime in England then Scotland (I know Scotland is smaller but I bet London has alot more crime then alot fo Scotland does)

[dmcnx]

I think you'll find you're wrong. That's the difference between Scotland and England. Scotland isn't craving for attention, England is. Plus i'm happy living in scotland there's alot less wanks in my little fishing village :D

I'll think you find that there is alot more wanks in scotland...;)

[logan_weapon_x]

Well i dunno about that. There's alot of 'sheepish' behaviour up here :D

[logan_weapon_x]

I'll think you find that there is alot more wanks in scotland...;)

how's that?

[Constantine J.]

And we (older brother) gives Head Noogies to all the younger siblings... and *wedgies* :eek: *atomic variety*

My older brother used to do that when I was little

I grew up and Beat him so bad once, he never did it again. ;)

[logan_weapon_x]

All i'm saying is if a skirt is good enough for Achilles then why not, eh?

[The Amazing Lee]

I'll think you find that there is alot more wanks in scotland...;)

Don't worry just do what all English and Scottish seem to do...








































...Blame the irish ;):D

[dmcnx]

how's that?

FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP;)

[The Spawn]

This upgrade is garbage....

[dmcnx]

Don't worry just do what all English and Scottish seem to do...


...Blame the irish ;):D

But then they might kick us in the shins:(

[The Amazing Lee]

FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP;)

http://www.funny-pictures.biz/images%20for%20web/BigFatRooster.jpg

[dmcnx]

http://www.funny-pictures.biz/images%20for%20web/BigFatRooster.jpg

http://www.aristoi.org/albums/whyme/BigCock.thumb.jpg

[The Amazing Lee]

But then they might kick us in the shins:(

That's what girls do when they are pissed off with us guys. Kick us in the shins which hurts :mad:

[The Amazing Lee]

http://www.aristoi.org/albums/whyme/BigCock.thumb.jpg

http://www.doggiftshop.com/gift-shop/images/sharpeisandi-red-192.jpg

[TheSlag]

That's what girls do when they are pissed off with us guys. Kick us in the shins which hurts :mad:

*some... aim a little higher. :p

[The Spawn]

Like the knee caps.

[TheSlag]

Like the knee caps.

*higher...* ;)

[maxwell's demon]

i think he got it, slag. he was being ironic. but thanks for pointing it out and killing the humor.






:)

[logan_weapon_x]

You know does piss me off though? Scottish programs get subtitled in Scotland. BASTARDS! Yet i was in New Orleans this year as Newark and i was still perfectly understood.

[The Amazing Lee]

*higher...* ;)

the forehead :up:

[dmcnx]

i think he got it, slag. he was being ironic. but thanks for pointing it out and killing the humor.






:)

Slag wants you children:)

I do too:o

And The Spawn was looking at you in a weird way before too;)

[maxwell's demon]

:D .

[TheSlag]

i think he got it, slag. he was being ironic. but thanks for pointing it out and killing the humor.
:)

For the record, just playing along with him, but off the record... thanks for being an a-hole and infatuated with me. I'm honored... seriously. :rolleyes:

[dmcnx]

You know does piss me off though? Scottish programs get subtitled in Scotland. BASTARDS! Yet i was in New Orleans this year as Newark and i was still perfectly understood.

Its not healthy...

[The Spawn]

I was?

[dmcnx]

I was?

Sorry for blowing your cover cutie;)

[TheSlag]

the forehead :up:

Well, we do allow it to do our "thinking" for us. *remembers the brain vs. the penis chess match in the Sienfeld episode. :D

[maxwell's demon]

For the record, just playing along with him, but off the record... thanks for being an a-hole and infatuated with me. I'm honored... seriously. :rolleyes:

its ok slag. i forgive you.

[TheSlag]

Slag wants you children:)

I do too:o

And The Spawn was looking at you in a weird way before too;)

Then why don't the two of you... hell, make it three and invite the Spawn... get a room and have a good ole time. And spare us. :rolleyes:

[strike-hard]

A thread for traitors to discuss who and why America (The Country that fights against evil Organizations, Governments and Dictators) should have it's ass whooped.

Like I've said before.......

John Kerry is also a traitor.

Your a disgrace to America.

[TheSlag]

its ok slag. i forgive you.

Gee thanks. Now if you could just get the Mancrush off your mind. :rolleyes:

[maxwell's demon]

Slag wants you children:)

I do too:o

And The Spawn was looking at you in a weird way before too;)

aw crap! i didnt mean it in THAT way!


well...ok.

but i won't give it up on the first date.
(unless you take me to Denny's or something).

[dmcnx]

A thread for traitors to discuss who and why America (The Country that fights against evil Organizations, Governments and Dictators) should have it's ass whooped.

Like I've said before.......

John Kerry is also a traitor.

Yep.The British soldiers who sacrificed thier lives for your stupid 'war against terror' were real big cowards:up:

[dmcnx]

aw crap! i didnt mean it in THAT way!


well...ok.

but i won't give it up on the first date.
(unless you take me to Denny's or something).

How about Wendy's?

[dmcnx]

Then why don't the two of you... hell, make it three and invite the Spawn... get a room and have a good ole time. And spare us. :rolleyes:

But it all starts with you...:(

[TheSlag]

A thread for traitors to discuss who and why America (The Country that fights against evil Organizations, Governments and Dictators) should have it's ass whooped.

Like I've said before.......

John Kerry is also a traitor.

Your a disgrace to America.

While I agree with your opinion on Mr. Frenchie Frenchman Kerry... have you read the thread? ;)

[The Amazing Lee]

Well, we do allow it to do our "thinking" for us. *remembers the brain vs. the penis chess match in the Sienfeld episode. :D

that reminds me of family guy.

(Peter goes to an art class) Do I have to draw his penis??

(then cuts to him going to a sculpture class)

Do I have to sculpt his penis

(then cuts to him at a orchestral concert and him conducting)

Do I have to use my penis??

[TheSlag]

that reminds me of family guy.

(Peter goes to an art class) Do I have to draw his penis??

(then cuts to him going to a sculpture class)

Do I have to sculpt his penis

(then cuts to him at a orchestral concert and him conducting)

Do I have to use my penis??

;) Do you know the episode of Sienfeld I'm talking about? It was a good one... "I'm losing power...." as he sinks.. melts. :D

And the girl in the show was Hottt (with a triple T)

[Constantine J.]

Man Slag, you returned, but you're kind of Bitter..........
what happened to that Man-Child I so missed?!

where's the love?

[maxwell's demon]

A thread for traitors to discuss who and why America (The Country that fights against evil Organizations, Governments and Dictators) should have it's ass whooped.

Like I've said before.......

John Kerry is also a traitor.

Your a disgrace to America.

and you, apparently, didn't read my refutation of your position.

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?p=4403973#post4403973

[Constantine J.]

and you, apparently, didn't read my refutation of your position.

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?p=4403973#post4403973

yeah, that too!

http://www.bakerlite.co.uk/pics/Wales/South%20Wales/Fonmon%20Castle/Concorde-2.jpg


CONCORDE!!!!

[Phaser]

yeah, that too!

http://www.bakerlite.co.uk/pics/Wales/South%20Wales/Fonmon%20Castle/Concorde-2.jpg


CONCORDE!!!!

That is one of the more ingenious replies I've seen in a long time. :D :up:

[maxwell's demon]

yes it was:D.

althought conque---i mean concording anyone wasnt my intent.

no more battles- only discussions.

[Constantine J.]

I know, I was merely joking.

[maxwell's demon]

no. you were deadly serious
and evil you hate america.
and concordes.

[Constantine J.]

*tears off mask and twirls mustache*

CURSES!!!!! foiled again!!!!!

[TheSlag]

The two most pathetic posters on the hype. :rolleyes:

[maxwell's demon]

i've been pwned.:(

[Constantine J.]

The two most pathetic posters on the hype. :rolleyes:


the most bitter poster on the Hype (wait didn't he leave? ahhhh, the good ole days)

edit: I missed your smileys sport :up: glad to see you back in full form.

[dmcnx]

The two most pathetic posters on the hype. :rolleyes:

Bakerboy ring a bell?

[TheSlag]

i've been pwned.:(

I'm sure it wasn't a virginal experience for you Pwned Boy.

[maxwell's demon]

I'm sure it wasn't a virginal experience for you Pwned Boy.oh no. ive been pwned again.:(

[Constantine J.]

No you were conquered!!!!!!

[Truthteller]

Oh for the love of God ya'll stop bickering! :(

Remember reciprical altruism! ;)

:D

[maxwell's demon]

oh no. it's all too much.:(

[TheSlag]

Bakerboy ring a bell?

He was just plain Stupid. He had an excuse.

[maxwell's demon]

Oh for the love of God ya'll stop bickering! :(

Remember reciprical altruism! ;)

:D

yes. ive tried to make deals in the past- to raise the level of public discourse. they havent quite seemd to take hold.:(

but hell...ill give it another go.:)

[TheSlag]

oh no. ive been pwned again.:(

Oldest profession in the book I hear... for you. :p

[Constantine J.]

Glad to see you TT, so close to election and no posts?

[Truthteller]

Glad to see you TT, so close to election and no posts?Thanks! And its good to see you and so many old friends too! :)

I was away for several days in the misty mountains, and then just been real busy so I have not had very much time to post lately.

Plus the election just sucks big time... thank goodness it will be over soon. :D

[maxwell's demon]

Oldest profession in the book I hear... for you. :p

sigh...ok...what say we both grow the hell up here and try to be adults?

?

[Spider-Who?]

if anyone says they are fighting terrorism they are terrorist themselves

then i call me a terrorist. and a nazi at that (since i'm pro bush).

let anyone try to mess with the USofA again. See what happens to em. We'll beat em stupid.

[TheSlag]

sigh...ok...what say we both grow the hell up here and try to be adults?

?

I'll remember that the next time you try to post and make me look bad, (try I say), by saying I "killed da humor". :rolleyes:

*turns on the ToysRUs Song... and starts singing along... "I don't want to grow up...." :p

[dmcnx]

He was just plain Stupid. He had an excuse.

True...

[maxwell's demon]

I'll remember that the next time you try to post and make me look bad, (try I say), by saying I "killed da humor". :rolleyes:

*turns on the ToysRUs Song... and starts singing along... "I don't want to grow up...." :p

ok.

[Truthteller]

Man, it was really misty in those mountains too. I was there for four days and the entire time the temperature did not deviate more than two degrees from fifty and I was in the clouds with drizzle or mist the entire time.

Still nice though, the weather provided a nice ultra secluded feeling up in those mountain woods.

:)

[maxwell's demon]

...and i thought you were referring to middle earth...(removes nerd hat)

where were the mountains?

[Fred_Fury]

History shows USA is the only nation with the BALLS to use nukes.

USA is number 1, foreigner suck. ¿comprende?

Try to mess with us you die.

We will nuke you.

Just ask Japan.

[Constantine J.]

Foreigners are too pansie to try to fight the USA. History shows USA is the only nation with the BALLS t use nukes.

USA is number 1, foreigner suck. ¿comprende?

Oh, Fred! i love you :) !

by the way, does the "Mess with Us" mean you're finally going into the military? or is it just a "mess with them, but I'll take credit" thing?

edit: I also wonder if oyu grasp the irony of using a foreign language to make your point.

but Foreigner did suck, big hair bands are not my cup of tea.

[Wiseman]

Slag, welcome back. Truthteller, nice to see you posting again too.

[maxwell's demon]

History shows USA is the only nation with the BALLS to use nukes.

USA is number 1, foreigner suck. ¿comprende?

Try to mess with us you die.

We will nuke you.

Just ask Japan.

fred- i forgive you.

[Truthteller]

...and i thought you were referring to middle earth...(removes nerd hat)

where were the mountains?The Blue Ridge of North Carolina. ;)

[Truthteller]

Slag, welcome back. Truthteller, nice to see you posting again too.Thanks. Good to see you too.

[TheSlag]

Slag, welcome back. Truthteller, nice to see you posting again too.

Thanks Wiseman! Glad to see you've fought the good fight while I was gone.

[Daisy]

Yes. But they need to have women guards. :eek:

*hot ones too... *fantasy kicks into overdrive*... *goes to look for the flowered one ;)
Why... why... why... do you always drag me into these things? :( And why do I always manage to find out? :confused: :eek: ;)

[TheSlag]

Why... why... why... do you always drag me into these things? :( And why do I always manage to find out? :confused: :eek: ;)

Ummm...errr... You're Lucky?!?!?!?! *Runs for Cover* :eek:

[Daisy]

Ummm...errr... You're Lucky?!?!?!?! *Runs for Cover* :eek:
Mebbe so. Too bad you aren't. :p ;)

[Daisy]

Man, it was really misty in those mountains too. I was there for four days and the entire time the temperature did not deviate more than two degrees from fifty and I was in the clouds with drizzle or mist the entire time.

Still nice though, the weather provided a nice ultra secluded feeling up in those mountain woods.

:)
That actually sounds very nice. Especially if you have a nice cozy cabin with a warm fire at night. :)

[TheSlag]

Mebbe so. Too bad you aren't. :p ;)

*hears the song line "Cut like a knife" start to play...

[Daisy]

*hears the song line "Cut like a knife" start to play...
Awww... well, you are still runnin' around barefoot. ;)

[TheSlag]

Awww... well, you are still runnin' around barefoot. ;)

And there's stickers and snakes, in the tall grass too. ;)

[Truthteller]

That actually sounds very nice. Especially if you have a nice cozy cabin with a warm fire at night. :)Yes. Precisely. We had a nice log cabin with a fireplace so we were set. :)

There's another rather curious thing that happens when you are in the fog like that... it forces you to see things that are up closer to you. So in your visual plane you focus more at levels that you otherwise maybe would not.

[Truthteller]

And there's stickers and snakes, in the tall grass too. ;):(

I really greatly dislike those sticky wicky things.

[TheSlag]

I can remember as a young Slag, trying to cover our back yard in 3 leaps to avoid the stickers. *never occurred to me to take the time to put on shoes, or that the jumping basically buried them in my feet*

The young Slagger was not the sharpest knife in the drawer. ;)

[The Spawn]

Japan could easily ***** slap America if it wanted to.

[TheSlag]

Japan could easily ***** slap America if it wanted to.

Didn't they try to already once?

[Constantine J.]

Japan could easily ***** slap America if it wanted to.


I have a friend who is a Navy Pilot,and he said this to me also......

[Daisy]

Yes. Precisely. We had a nice log cabin with a fireplace so we were set. :)

There's another rather curious thing that happens when you are in the fog like that... it forces you to see things that are up closer to you. So in your visual plane you focus more at levels that you otherwise maybe would not.
I'm very envious. *just realized the tongue-sticky smilie is no longer green :(*

[The Spawn]

When they tried the first time, they were'nt technological capital of the world.

[TheSlag]

When they tried the first time, they were'nt technological capital of the world.

And they also had a standing army to compete with America's. Now they don't.

[Daisy]

I can remember as a young Slag, trying to cover our back yard in 3 leaps to avoid the stickers. *never occurred to me to take the time to put on shoes, or that the jumping basically buried them in my feet*

The young Slagger was not the sharpest knife in the drawer. ;)
I don't think you were alone. For some reason, those sort of "smarts" seem to be endemic in young boys. ;)

Young girls have a whole different set a "smarts". :o

[The Spawn]

Technology > Humans

[TheSlag]

I don't think you were alone. For some reason, those sort of "smarts" seem to be endemic in young boys. ;)

Young girls have a whole different set a "smarts". :o

endemic!?!?!?!?! *looks through new word a day calendar... DECEMBER... HELPPPPPP!!!! ;)

And girls havin different smarts... *thinks to the comercial where the guy says.... BIG, BEAUTIFUL... Brains. ;) *that babe has a pair of "smarts" on her*

[The Lizard]

Mordor, Greyhawk or Faerun.

[TheSlag]

Technology > Humans

Not according to Maxwell's House's Robotic Love for Fred. ;)

[maxwell's demon]

i will remain on the high road.
anyone who wants to join, feel free.

[Spider-Fett]

Quite honestly, I think that with this administration they would nuke someone well before they ever finished kicking our arse. :(

[Spider-Fett]

Japan could easily ***** slap America if it wanted to.


If it came down to "We will conquer you or you will die" no country could touch us..we have far too much land to hide in. Japan would be a payload of nukes away from a parking lot.

[The Spawn]

Fred was a pacifist.

[Fred_Fury]

Japan could easily ***** slap America if it wanted to.You are a moron. Japan doesnt even have an air force. USA wrote their constitution. They arent allowed to have a powerful military. We have bases ALL OVER JAPAN. If it ever came down it, we'd just have those bases wup ass on Japan.

Besides, we already wupped Japan once.

Same goes for Europe. Rammstein Air Force base is smack dab in the middle of Germany. It was loaded with enough firepower to stop a soviet invasion. We can call it today and over run all of mainland europe.


China isnt even a united country. Taiwan, Hong Kong, and Tibet all HATE the communist chinese government. If it ever came down to it, we'd just arm Taiwan, Tibet, and Hong Kong (which we already do in Taiwans case) and have them start a civil war and we'd help the democratic anti-commie side.

[omegafro2000]

Canada.

We would totally be taken off-guard. Their CANADA!!!

Plus it would give me an excuse to play that song from the South Park movie.

[The Spawn]

You are a moron. You actually think every country sits to the side and allows an 'infant' country like America to control its goings on to the T?

[Fred_Fury]

The New York police force has more manpower than the Canadian military. I'm not joking, its actually a fact.

[Outsiderzedge]

Japan could easily give America the thrashing of her life and please, no crying. :cool:

[maxwell's demon]

The New York police force has more manpower than the Canadian military. I'm not joking, its actually a fact.

i live here. i know.
our fire fighters, on the otherhand- well they keep watching their firehouses get closed one after another- after being held up as heroes who deserve our utmost respect and support.

[The Spawn]

How often are there fires in Canada?

Big ones?

[comicgirl]

Japan could easily give America the thrashing of her life and please, no crying. :cool:yeah, Japan would have to be first in the a$$ kicking line

[redmarvel]

America is the BIG brother in a family. It always gets things first and gets the most fuss because he is the biggest and said to be the most responsible.

England is the middle one in the family and gets all the things later then his brother. He still gets fuss but isn't the most loved brother.

Scotland is the brother that is always craving for attention but doesn't get it. He's just too small and his parents don't tend to look that far down ;)

So where does that leave Canada?

[redmarvel]

The New York police force has more manpower than the Canadian military. I'm not joking, its actually a fact.

From Wikipedia:

Canadian Armed Forces: Regular personnel (2005) approx. 64,000
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_Forces

New York Police Force:
The NYPD's current authorized uniformed strength is 37,038, which is scheduled to increase to 37,838 in January 2007
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_York_City_Police_Department

So, the Canadian Armed Forces is almost twice as large as the New York Police Department.

[samurai black]

Japan could easily ***** slap America if it wanted to. Can't we just all get along?
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/new_line_cinema/rush_hour_2/_group_photos/chris_tucker8.jpg

[redmarvel]

How often are there fires in Canada?

Big ones?

On average we have about 10,100 forest fires a year.

http://www.collectionscanada.ca/sos/002028-4000-e.html

[The Spawn]

I want to click on the link, but I'd rather you explain it to me.

[redmarvel]

Basically, it doesn't give a lot of details. It discusses fires and fire prevention in general. Then mentions Canada's worst fire (caused by an Explosion of a Gun Powder shipment in Halifax harbour December 6, 1917) and goes on to discuss Arson.

[Honey Vibe]

Georgia, China, Mongolia, Japan, or Brazil.

[The Spawn]

Thank you!

[Sentinel X]

I dont think we really need to promote any more wars, we already have way too much in human history as it is , over the most menial things.

[Cobblepot]

The dutch offcourse, we'll clean the white house.
No gun problem and if you like, you can smoke pot all day long.

[ang_hulk]

china.

[Arkady Rossovich]

Many other countries, some un-admitidly so, see America as highly egotistical. Many Americans do also. Which of the above countries do you think could take America in all its glory?

Ha,i did not expect to see a thread like this.America does have a ego now,personally i would like to see France best the USA.The USA seems to forget that France has helped it many times in history,and the USA still thinks its all powerful like it was after World War II.When any nation can really come and blow it to kingdom come,technology is that far ahead.

[Kritish]

Kazakhstan
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d3/Flag_of_Kazakhstan.svg/800px-Flag_of_Kazakhstan.svg.png

Borat for president!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/90/Borat_Sacha_Baron_Cohen.jpg/800px-Borat_Sacha_Baron_Cohen.jpg


Golden sun in heaven,
Golden corn in steppe,
Legend of courage -
It is my land.
In hoary antiquity
Our glory was born,
Proud and strong
Is my Kazakh people
My country, my country,
As your flower I'll grow,
As your song I'll stream, country!
My native land — Kazakhstan!
I've a boundless expanse
And a way, opened in future.
I have an independent,
United people.
Like an ancient friend
Our happy land,
Our happy people
Is welcoming new time.
My country, my country,
As your flower I'll grow,
As your song I'll stream, country!
My native land — Kazakhstan!

[fangrl06]

I don't know about anyone else, but I'd rather not have America's ass kicked.

[Eddie Brock]

does anyone's ass have to get kicked?

[blind_fury]

Holland should take over the United States and show us what it's like to really be free.

[cryptic name]

Many other countries, some un-admitidly so, see America as highly egotistical. Many Americans do also. Which of the above countries do you think could take America in all its glory?

none. if it's out and out war, witheach side fighting conventionally, noboday stands a serious chance. the U.S. military has craz s**t they're just itching to use.

[X-Ray]

Which country does America deserve to get its ass kicked by?

Japan.

[Kritish]

Which country does America deserve to get its ass kicked by?

Japan.

No, because there would be even more anime, and I hate anime!:cmad:
But we could buy sentient toilets and school girls undies in vending machines.:o

[Kritish]

Holland should take over the United States and show us what it's like to really be free.

No, Kazakhstan.:cmad: In Kazakhstan it's illegal for more than five women to get together except for whore houses and cemetaries.

What an enlightened country.:yay:

[Strong Guy]

No, Kazakhstan.:cmad: In Kazakhstan it's illegal for more than five women to get together except for whore houses and cemetaries.

What an enlightened country.:yay:

Gosh.Why issit illegal?

[Kritish]

Gosh.Why issit illegal?

Because the moment women learn how to read they will get ideas about equality.
They aren't people like us.:o

Note: for those females that can't understand a joke.
This is a joke.

[Strong Guy]

owh...that's just sick.I mean....DAMN!

[Kmack]

Good thing I read that spoiler tag!:mad:

j/k:p

[Assassin]

CANADA!














haha yea right..

[heypapajinx]

Switzerland.
DOY!
NO ONE would see that coming!!!:ninja:
and then when the battle is all over they'd be all "meh" and just shrug and watch tv.
totally awesome!

[Strong Guy]

Hmm..i'd go for the French.They're always making fun of the French.

[heypapajinx]

Hmm..i'd go for the French.They're always making fun of the French.
they have already beaten us... with obesity and diabetes:csad:
due to their declicious "french fries".

[Strong Guy]

they have already beaten us... with obesity and diabetes:csad:
due to their declicious "french fries".


Hahahahaha..now that is a good one.French fries are definitely killing us.Too many fat people around here waiting to die a slow death from eating all those french fries.Damn that's a good joke.

[heypapajinx]

Hahahahaha..now that is a good one.French fries are definitely killing us.Too many fat people around here waiting to die a slow death from eating all those french fries.Damn that's a good joke.
Joke!?
pfft.

[Strong Guy]

I mean,yeah.Don't you think it's funny.Don't tell me you were serious when you said that american people were dying from eating all those french fries.

[Halcohol]

CANADA!

Oh, don't worry. We're comin'. :marv:

[heypapajinx]

I mean,yeah.Don't you think it's funny.Don't tell me you were serious when you said that american people were dying from eating all those french fries.
but of course we are.:woot:
and the decline of our civilization didn't start there.
it started when they introduced "french kissing" into our knowledge.
thus leading to the decline of propreity and then the decline of humanity and the inevitable emphasis put on sex in the US and now to this... the apocalypse.
the French beat us long ago.

[mightiest_mortal]

I thinnk us Brits should take over US again.
either that or Australia.
we need somewhere else to go when were not welcome in our own country anymore in 10-20 years :(

[Halcohol]

I thinnk us Brits should take over US again.
either that or Australia.
we need somewhere else to go when were not welcome in our own country anymore in 10-20 years :(
LOL If I wake up one day to hear that the British have launched a naval invasion of Australia, I will piss myself laughing.

[mightiest_mortal]

LOL If I wake up one day to hear that the British have launched a naval invasion of Australia, I will piss myself laughing.
LoL nah, we're just all going to emigrate there without them noticing until one day the Australians go "hang on a minute... where the smurf did all of them come from?"
But by that point it will be too late :)