Post the worst pictures of Batman

[Guyverjay]

http://www.apartmenttherapy.com/main/archives/2005_1_6_queer.jpg

[The Spider-Bat]

http://www.apartmenttherapy.com/main/archives/2005_1_6_queer.jpg

I DID NOT NEED TO SEE THAT. Oh and there's a worse one near the begining.

[Carmine Falcone]

http://images.comicbookresources.com/oddball/batman222.jpg

hilarious. :D:up:

[CConn]

http://www.superdickery.com/images/monkey/141_4_0000075.jpgY'know...that's not really that redicuous when you think about Grodd from Flash comics... :o

[The Question]

http://www.tapetki.uq.pl/filmowe/batman.jpg


http://smalljoes.com/images_microman/batman-trad_l.jpg

http://photos1.blogger.com/img/250/2178/640/Batman%20108-23_The%20Career%20of%20Batman%20Jones-02.jpg

[DarkKnightJRK]

http://img347.imageshack.us/img347/7973/batman40816sm1le.jpg

[hey yo its sean]

That. Is. Hilarious.

[CConn]

...is that the pimp from Superman comic-ized?

[DarkKnightJRK]

...is that the pimp from Superman comic-ized?

I think the pimp from Superman had an afro, didn't he?

[The Watchman]

http://images.comicbookresources.com/oddball/batman222.jpg

This would look great, if they could minus the word bubles and the album.
Haha, I actually own that Batman/Beatles comic...

...:(

[Savage]

http://www.tapetki.uq.pl/filmowe/batman.jpg
HAHA! Robin's cockeyed and he's still the coolest thing about that pic.:D...Hell, I even find him more intimidating than the other two which just shouldn't happen in Batman's case.

http://smalljoes.com/images_microman/batman-trad_l.jpg
...Wow, that's just plane lazy.
http://photos1.blogger.com/img/250/2178/640/Batman%20108-23_The%20Career%20of%20Batman%20Jones-02.jpg
...the f**k? lol

[Savage]

I think the pimp from Superman had an afro, didn't he?
Hey, a guy's gotta change with the times...Apparantly he specializes in men too now.

[ChrisBaleBatman]

Lmao.

[ChrisBaleBatman]

i still can't decide on this one/.............


http://www.tgfa.org/comics/other/images/Batman_WizCover.jpg

[Bishop2]

Haha, I actually own that Batman/Beatles comic...

...:(

So which one's dead? ;)

[Punch]

nam daed no em nrut

[Timstuff]

Guys........prepare yourself for some homo-erotic sub-text....and very immature laughs.........you've been warned.....


Back in 1951, "pulling a boner" meant to "make a foolish mistake." And I believe I'm correct in saying "boner" still has this exact same connotion. The plot of JOKER'S BONER in the issue #66.

The Joker tries to force the Batman "into a boner" (!!!!!), to make him the "butt"
of Gotham City's jokes. The boner backfires and the Joker is hauled off to Arkham where more boner's surely await.

This issue of BATMAN has never been reprinted..........wonder why?

Here..........see for yourself http://jokerboner.ytmnd.com/

http://home.sc.rr.com/masterplan/boner1.jpg

http://home.sc.rr.com/masterplan/boner2.jpg

http://home.sc.rr.com/masterplan/boner3.jpg

http://home.sc.rr.com/masterplan/boner4.jpg

ROTFLOL! :D

[Timstuff]

http://www.catsupbottle.com/otherfun/friendspix/batgirl/humanknot/knot03.jpg

http://www.catsupbottle.com/otherfun/friendspix/batgirl/humanknot/knot12.jpg

For some reason.......these speak to me...probably b/c Batgirl is smoking hot....

What the crap is this? :eek:

[Timstuff]

http://www.comics.org/graphics/covers/1296/400/1296_4_070.jpg

What the crap? :confused:

Proof that jumping the shark is nothing new for comic writers.

http://usuarios.lycos.es/moviestars/posters/Batman_and_Robin.jpg

Quite possibly the WORST batman image captured on film EVER. And what the crap is up with Batman and Robin's crotches?


http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y227/rudeboy-/cat.jpg

I can't tell what the crap is supposed to be going on here.


http://www.bat-hound.com/batgirl/liveaction/as/images/as07.jpg

This looks like it's from a porno. It could be worse though, I guess. At least that's Batgirl.

[Timstuff]

I can't believe how long it took DC to fire Kelly Jones...

[Sabotage8475]

I can't tell what the crap is supposed to be going on here..

Your kidding, right?

[Timstuff]

It looks like she's cramming a VCR partially wrapped in cloth between someone's butt cheeks and it's a really, really tight fit.

[kyle759]

So which one's dead? ;)

The rumor going around was that Saul was dead, but when Batman and Robin investigated, they found at that really all of them were dead EXCEPT Saul so he got imposters to continue the legacy and started the "Saul is dead" rumor to throw off suspicion that everyone else was dead.

or something along those lines...

[theBat-Man]

I can't believe how long it took DC to fire Kelly Jones...

NO ONE FIRED KELLEY JONES. After 9 YEARS of Batman (92 to 00) Kelley Jones left to do creator owned books at Dark Horse. Kelley Jones did covers for Batman and Detective from 1992 to 1994, then full books of Batman from 1995 to 1998. Kelley Jones did the Batman Vampire Trilogy: Red Rain 1992, Bloodstorm 1994 and Crimson Mist 99. Kelley Jones did Batman Dark Joker the Wild 1993, and Batman Haunted Gotham 00. So after 9 years of Batman (92 to 00) Kelley Jones left to do creator owned books like Kelley Jones the Hammer at Dark Horse, Zombie World Eat Your Heart Out at Dark Horse, and the Last Train To Deadsville at Dark Horse. After Batman, Kelley Jones also did The Crusaders for DC/Vertigo.

[DrVenkman90]

http://www.dailyraider.com/comics/screwedupcomics3/10.jpghttp://www.superdickery.com/images/monkey/141_4_0000075.jpg
okay thats a litte wierd

[Carmine Falcone]

http://img347.imageshack.us/img347/7973/batman40816sm1le.jpg

I always hated that.

[souvlaki]

http://batsite29.free.fr/couv/fousdarkham.jpgterrible art.

No no no no no no no no no....

Dave McKean is easily one of the best comic book artists out there.

[souvlaki]

that's a great picture, is that Bill Sienkiewicz?


Assuming you aren't being sarcastic, I agree. Bill Sienkiewicz is a great artist. I can definitely understand why people wouldn't like that drawing though. His artwork is definitely NOT for everyone, especially in a medium like comic books where everyone is so used to seeing traditional art, with realistic proportions.

And while I don't really care for his artwork in the drawings you posted, Sam Kieth can do some really nice artwork. His Maxx stuff was excellent.

[theBat-Man]

http://img347.imageshack.us/img347/7973/batman40816sm1le.jpg

Thats so out of character.
He's really striking terror there.:rolleyes:
Is he walking to McDonalds?

[theBat-Man]

WORST Batman picture:
Joel Schumacher would love this:eek: :
http://www.moviepoopshoot.com/elsewhere/images/2004/mar26/batman.jpg

[Timstuff]

NO ONE FIRED KELLEY JONES. After 9 YEARS of Batman (92 to 00) Kelley Jones left to do creator owned books at Dark Horse. Kelley Jones did covers for Batman and Detective from 1992 to 1994, then full books of Batman from 1995 to 1998. Kelley Jones did the Batman Vampire Trilogy: Red Rain 1992, Bloodstorm 1994 and Crimson Mist 99. Kelley Jones did Batman Dark Joker the Wild 1993, and Batman Haunted Gotham 00. So after 9 years of Batman (92 to 00) Kelley Jones left to do creator owned books like Kelley Jones the Hammer at Dark Horse, Zombie World Eat Your Heart Out at Dark Horse, and the Last Train To Deadsville at Dark Horse. After Batman, Kelley Jones also did The Crusaders for DC/Vertigo.

Really? Wow, if that guy can make it, my chances of making it as a professional artist seem alot better.

[The Spider-Bat]

EDIT.

[regwec]

Really? Wow, if that guy can make it, my chances of making it as a professional artist seem alot better.
If Rob Liefeld can make a career out of it, there's hope for us all.

[The Dark Guybrush]

If Rob Liefeld can make a career out of it, there's hope for us all.

http://alexander.m.free.fr/comicverse/PagesHTML/News/Expos/Batman/LIEFELDRobIcone.jpg

[DrVenkman90]

what a great thread except all those gay batman and robin pics

[Punch]

Assuming you aren't being sarcastic, I agree. Bill Sienkiewicz is a great artist. I can definitely understand why people wouldn't like that drawing though. His artwork is definitely NOT for everyone, especially in a medium like comic books where everyone is so used to seeing traditional art, with realistic proportions.

And while I don't really care for his artwork in the drawings you posted, Sam Kieth can do some really nice artwork. His Maxx stuff was excellent.


Seinkiewicz is one of my favorites, Sam keith too, though like you said, not those specific pics

[Savage]

nam daed no em nrut
Awesome song. :up:

[batmaluco]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/WTF_Batman260-02.jpg

[Rizpower]

Why in god's name is he tweaking Batman's nipple?!

[The Riddler]

the face on batman is horrifying.

[Savage]

...wow...when good artists go bad.

[swifty]

Well............that's............interesting. We are all surely going to hell for this and I don't care.


:confused: are you a girl or a guy?

[ChrisBaleBatman]

Those are really bad...............

[DrVenkman90]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA boobie

[The Question]

:confused: are you a girl or a guy?

I am.......A MAN!!!!!!

[ChrisBaleBatman]

Dum dum dum dummmmmmmm dumm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!

[Sauron]

http://image.milehighcomics.com/istore/images/fullsize/24038627564.665.GIF
....................Robin?
Kelley Jones is the worst artist ever! I stopped reading Batman 'cause of him. I couldn't take it anymore. Yuck! I don't pay good money to have my fave hero look like a jackass. I hate that scratchy crappy artwork garbage.

[ChrisBaleBatman]

Good God........what's wrong with Robin.....

[The Spider-Bat]

Good God........what's wrong with Robin.....

He looks like Hammerhead from Spider-Man

[Lazarus440]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v83/spi440/BATMAN1.gif

[Franklin Richards]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v83/spi440/BATMAN1.gif


"Well you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's bat. No time to talk."


:batman: :batman: :batman:

[Lazlo Panaflex]

http://www.comics.org/graphics/covers/87/400/87_4_0467.jpg

those 70's sure had some wacky covers, how can Batman kill himself?

[The Spider-Bat]

"Well you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's bat. No time to talk."


:batman: :batman: :batman:

"Wether you're a mother or a batother, you're staying in flight, staying in flight"

[Timstuff]

I think that Kelly Jones has a pencil stuck up the wazoo. He seems to be obsessed with making everything way longer than it should be... He's probably trying to compensate for something.

[The Riddler]

i also hate the way jones draws the faces on the characters.

terrible.

[Timstuff]

Yeah, his faces are terrible. How the heck did he get a job at DC? He must have slept with the right people. :o

[souvlaki]

I don't pay good money to have my fave hero look like a jackass.

$2 is good money now?

Seriously, Kelly Jones isn't that bad. He's just a lot more suited for horror comics. Some of his black and white horror stuff is pretty good. Reminds me of Berni Wrightson.

[The Question]

I like Jones. I just don't think he's suited for Batman. I'd rather see him on something like Deadman or The Spectre.

[DarkKnightJRK]

$2 is good money now?

Seriously, Kelly Jones isn't that bad. He's just a lot more suited for horror comics. Some of his black and white horror stuff is pretty good. Reminds me of Berni Wrightson.

Berni Wrightson tap-dances on Jones' ass any day of the week.

The only thing more horrorifying than Kelly Jones' artwork is Batman & Robin.

The only people who've done a horror Batman right is Berni Wrightson and Dave McKean.

[theBat-Man]

Kelley Jones is the worst artist ever! I stopped reading Batman 'cause of him. I couldn't take it anymore. Yuck! I don't pay good money to have my fave hero look like a jackass. I hate that scratchy crappy artwork garbage.

Kelley Jones is one of the best artists ever! I returned to reading Batman because of him. I couldn't get enough. Awesome! I only pay good money to have my favourite outlaw look like the creature of the night he was created to be. I love that powerful gothic atmospheric artwork.
http://image.milehighcomics.com/istore/images/fullsize/07206180254.493.GIF

[theBat-Man]

Berni Wrightson tap-dances on Jones' ass any day of the week.

Kelley Jones learned from Berni Wrightson, clearly, and he has taken the Gothic horror to the next level on Batman.
http://image.milehighcomics.com/istore/images/fullsize/07206180254.496.GIF

[theBat-Man]

Kelley Jones macabre horror art is wrong for Batman? People say the same thing about Tim Burton. That his atmospheric Gothic style in Batman (1989) and Batman Returns was to weird and wrong for Batman. They are wrong. And Kelley Jones Gothic horror art is perfect for Batman. Atmospheric Gothic horror is what Batman is all about. Batman is not really a superhero. He has no superpowers. He is a creature of the night. Striking terror. Batman was heavily influenced by the atmosphere of Gothic horror films.
The Bat (1926) inspired Batman's costume.
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y227/rudeboy-/thebat1926.jpg
Batman's long cape billowing out behind him, swirling about him, endowing him with an air of mystery was inspired by Dracula with Bela Lugosi.
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y227/rudeboy-/bela.bmp
The Joker was inspired by the Man Who Laughs (1928)
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y227/rudeboy-/manwholaughs.jpg
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y227/rudeboy-/manwholaughs1.jpg
Two-Face was inspired by Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde.
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y227/rudeboy-/hyde.bmp
Clayface was inspired by Boris Karloff (Basil Karlo is an allusion to Boris Karloff) and Lon Chaney in the Phantom of the Opera.
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y227/rudeboy-/boris.bmphttp://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y227/rudeboy-/phantom1.bmp

[theBat-Man]

WORST Batman pictures:
http://comics.org/graphics/covers/141/400/141_4_0000086.jpg

[theBat-Man]

WORST Batman pictures:
Batman Adam West dancing the batusi.:eek:
http://www.arune.com/batusi/approach.jpghttp://www.arune.com/batusi/swingit.jpg

[theBat-Man]

WORST Batman pictures:
http://comics.org/graphics/covers/216/400/216_4_131.jpg

[theBat-Man]

:eek:
http://www.universohq.com/quadrinhos/reviews/batmanbi01.jpg

[theBat-Man]

:eek:
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y227/rudeboy-/adam.jpg (http://photobucket.com/albums/y227/rudeboy-/?)

[The Spider-Bat]

Kelley Jones macabre horror art is wrong for Batman? People say the same thing about Tim Burton. That his atmospheric Gothic style in Batman (1989) and Batman Returns was to weird and wrong for Batman. They are wrong. And Kelley Jones Gothic horror art is perfect for Batman. Atmospheric Gothic horror is what Batman is all about. Batman is not really a superhero. He has no superpowers. He is a creature of the night. Striking terror. Batman was heavily influenced by the atmosphere of Gothic horror films.
The Bat (1926) inspired Batman's costume.
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y227/rudeboy-/thebat1926.jpg
Batman's long cape billowing out behind him, swirling about him, endowing him with an air of mystery was inspired by Dracula with Bela Lugosi.
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y227/rudeboy-/bela.bmp
The Joker was inspired by the Man Who Laughs (1928)
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y227/rudeboy-/manwholaughs.jpg
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y227/rudeboy-/manwholaughs1.jpg
Two-Face was inspired by Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde.
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y227/rudeboy-/hyde.bmp
Clayface was inspired by Boris Karloff (Basil Karlo is an allusion to Boris Karloff) and Lon Chaney in the Phantom of the Opera.
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y227/rudeboy-/boris.bmphttp://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y227/rudeboy-/phantom1.bmp

Did I ASK for a history lesson? No.

P.S:
KELLY JONES + BATMAN = CRAP!

[theBat-Man]

:eek:
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y227/rudeboy-/rob.jpg (http://photobucket.com/albums/y227/rudeboy-/?)

[theBat-Man]

:eek:
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y227/rudeboy-/gay.jpg (http://photobucket.com/albums/y227/rudeboy-/?)
http://www.posterplanet.net/images/batbatrobin.jpg

[Savage]

WORST Batman pictures:
http://comics.org/graphics/covers/216/400/216_4_131.jpg
Man, they had the best drugs in the 60s.

[Ultimate_Superman]

:eek:
http://www.universohq.com/quadrinhos/reviews/batmanbi01.jpg[QUOTE=theBat-Man]:eek:
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y227/rudeboy-/adam.jpg (http://photobucket.com/albums/y227/rudeboy-/?)I swear Batman sometimes seems like he was modeled after MJ.

[Ultimate_Superman]

Kelley Jones is one of the best artists ever! I returned to reading Batman because of him. I couldn't get enough. Awesome! I only pay good money to have my favourite outlaw look like the creature of the night he was created to be. I love that powerful gothic atmospheric artwork.
http://image.milehighcomics.com/istore/images/fullsize/07206180254.493.GIF
All these covers do is remind me of Spawn.

[Rex Calibur]

And Kelley Jones Gothic horror art is perfect for Batman. Atmospheric Gothic horror is what Batman is all about. Batman is not really a superhero. He has no superpowers. He is a creature of the night. Striking terror.
That's all well and good, but..

http://image.milehighcomics.com/istore/images/fullsize/07206180254.493.GIF
To me, this doesn't strike terror. It causes laughter.

[Sarge]

Kelley Jones is one of the best artists ever! I returned to reading Batman because of him. I couldn't get enough. Awesome! I only pay good money to have my favourite outlaw look like the creature of the night he was created to be. I love that powerful gothic atmospheric artwork.
http://image.milehighcomics.com/istore/images/fullsize/07206180254.493.GIF

Goth atmospherics are all well and good. Too bad Kelly Jones can't draw. You want excellent Goth atmospherics? Go read Arkham Asylum, Dave McKean is God.

[theBat-Man]

That's all well and good, but..

http://image.milehighcomics.com/istore/images/fullsize/07206180254.493.GIF
To me, this doesn't strike terror. It causes laughter.

If this picture of Batman looking over a dead woman's corpse causes you to laugh, then seek professional help.:rolleyes:

[Timstuff]

WORST Batman pictures:
Batman Adam West dancing the batusi.:eek:
http://www.arune.com/batusi/approach.jpghttp://www.arune.com/batusi/swingit.jpg

LOL! I saw that episode once. I was laughing my head off! :D

[Timstuff]

Berni Wrightson tap-dances on Jones' ass any day of the week.

The only thing more horrorifying than Kelly Jones' artwork is Batman & Robin.

The only people who've done a horror Batman right is Berni Wrightson and Dave McKean.

My brother draws comics 1,000,000x better than Kelly Jones, and yet he still hasn't gotten recognized by a publisher. Kelly Jones sleeps with some DC execs and he gets to draw Batman for I don't know how many years. He sucks! :mad:

[theBat-Man]

Goth atmospherics are all well and good. Too bad Kelly Jones can't draw. You want excellent Goth atmospherics? Go read Arkham Asylum, Dave McKean is God.

Kelley Jones clearly can draw. I have read Arkham Asylum many times since 1989. I own it. Arkham Asylum is a great one shot Batman book. Painted by Dave McKean, who is one of my favourite artists.
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y227/rudeboy-/Arkha111.jpg (http://photobucket.com/albums/y227/rudeboy-/?)
However Dave McKean was never the regular artist for a monthly Batman series for three years. Kelley Jones was. Painting full books of a monthly series would take to long. Kelley Jones brought a Gothic atmosphere back to the Batman monthly series. Batman depends on atmosphere. Atmospheric scenes. Kelley Jones style while also a Gothic atmosphere, is different then Dave McKean's, which is Bill Sienkiewicz-influenced. Kelley Jones style is Bernie Wrightson-influenced, with exaggerated shapes. Lots of bloodshed and violence. A artist should develope a style.

[The Spider-Bat]

Kelley Jones clearly can draw. I have read Arkham Asylum many times since 1989. I own it. Arkham Asylum is a great one shot Batman book. Painted by Dave McKean, who is one of my favourite artists.
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y227/rudeboy-/Arkha111.jpg (http://photobucket.com/albums/y227/rudeboy-/?)
However Dave McKean was never the regular artist for a monthly Batman series for three years. Kelley Jones was. Painting full books of a monthly series would take to long. Kelley Jones brought a Gothic atmosphere back to the Batman monthly series. Batman depends on atmosphere. Atmospheric scenes. Kelley Jones style while also a Gothic atmosphere, is different then Dave McKean's, which is Bill Sienkiewicz-influenced. Kelley Jones style is Bernie Wrightson-influenced, with exaggerated shapes. Lots of bloodshed and violence. A artist should develope a style.

When you get your grammer right, then we'll talk.

A artist? What are you 5?

[theBat-Man]

When you get your grammer right, then we'll talk.

A artist? What are you 5?

Turning a difference of opinion into personal insults is childish and uncalled for.

[Ultimate_Superman]

When you get your grammer right, then we'll talk.

A artist? What are you 5?:up: I agree

[theBat-Man]

:up: I agree

Riiiight.
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y227/rudeboy-/dude.jpg (http://photobucket.com/albums/y227/rudeboy-/?)

[Sarge]

If this picture of Batman looking over a dead woman's corpse causes you to laugh, then seek professional help.:rolleyes:
It looks like he's ready to do naughty naughty things to her. :o

Also, you don't like Jim Aparo...yet you like Kelley Jones? What are you, the Bizarro Bat-fan? :confused:

[DarkKnightJRK]

Kelley Jones learned from Berni Wrightson, clearly, and he has taken the Gothic horror to the next level on Batman.
http://image.milehighcomics.com/istore/images/fullsize/07206180254.496.GIF

Then he wasn't paying attention.

I'm sorry, but his artwork is too goofy-looking to be anything remotely horrorfying.

To me, there needs to be at least a small connection with reality in order for it to be scary. Even Tim Burton, who had mutant freaks and reanimated corpses, got that and had regular people (such as Max Shreck, and even Bruce Wayne) among the chaos.

Jones just doesn't do that at all. Just look at the ears on Batman! If I saw that guy in an alley, I'd be too busy laughing my ass off and asking if the ears are compensating for something to be afraid.

Like I said, the only people who've done horror Batman right is Berni Wrightson and Dave McKean.

[batmaluco]

Kelley Jones macabre horror art is wrong for Batman? People say the same thing about Tim Burton. That his atmospheric Gothic style in Batman (1989) and Batman Returns was to weird and wrong for Batman. They are wrong. And Kelley Jones Gothic horror art is perfect for Batman. Atmospheric Gothic horror is what Batman is all about. Batman is not really a superhero. He has no superpowers. He is a creature of the night. Striking terror. Batman was heavily influenced by the atmosphere of Gothic horror films.
The Bat (1926) inspired Batman's costume.

Batman's long cape billowing out behind him, swirling about him, endowing him with an air of mystery was inspired by Dracula with Bela Lugosi.

The Joker was inspired by the Man Who Laughs (1928)


Two-Face was inspired by Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde.

Clayface was inspired by Boris Karloff (Basil Karlo is an allusion to Boris Karloff) and Lon Chaney in the Phantom of the Opera.
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y227/rudeboy-/phantom1.bmp
Yeah, that's a nice approach for Batman also. I don't think there's something like the "definitive" and only one version of Batman's mythology. It's also enjoyable for some this macabre horror approach AND other kinds of depictions may be enjoyable too, for instance a realistic one, like Nolan and others. I like both. (read on my sig...)
And I agree that Kelley Jones' art is very well suitable for this kind of macabre horror like approach. If it's ugly or grotesque, well, it's not supposed to be beautiful, if it's a horror-macabre depiction after all. http://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/smilies/confused.gif http://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/smilies/redface1.gif
Others may like it or not, and that's just a matter of personal preferences, anyway... http://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/smilies/icon14.gif

[theBat-Man]

Even Tim Burton, who had mutant freaks and reanimated corpses, got that and had regular people (such as Max Shreck, and even Bruce Wayne) among the chaos.

There was really nothing regular/normal about Max Schreck, or Bruce Wayne for that matter.
There all freaks.
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y227/rudeboy-/maxs.jpg (http://photobucket.com/albums/y227/rudeboy-/?)
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y227/rudeboy-/batmankeaton.jpg

[DarkKnightJRK]

There was really nothing regular/normal about Max Schreck, or Bruce Wayne for that matter.
There all freaks.
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y227/rudeboy-/maxs.jpg (http://photobucket.com/albums/y227/rudeboy-/?)
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y227/rudeboy-/batmankeaton.jpg

Goddamnit, you know what I meant. They looked like normal human beings, not mutants or reanimated corpses. Hell, that was the point of Bruce Wayne's characterization, is that he looks normal.

[theBat-Man]

Goddamnit, you know what I meant. They looked like normal human beings, not mutants or reanimated corpses. Hell, that was the point of Bruce Wayne's characterization, is that he looks normal.

Max Schreck/Christopher Walken is really not normal looking at all. Also Keaton has a really creepy looking face when you take a long look, especially his mouth, which always looks contorted.

[Sarge]

Max Schreck/Christopher Walken is really not normal looking at all. Also Keaton has a really creepy looking face when you take a long look, especially his mouth, which always looks contorted.
You're grasping at straws, dude.

[DarkKnightJRK]

Max Schreck/Christopher Walken is really not normal looking at all. Also Keaton has a really creepy looking face when you take a long look, especially his mouth, which always looks contorted.

Yeah, like no one has a creepy looking face. :rolleyes:

You're grasping at straws, dude.

You nailed it. :up:

Jones' artwork's so bad Rob Liefeld saw it and went "Holy s**t."

[TheJuice]

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/comic-covers/Pre-Crisis-Covers/worlds-finest-covers/wf17.jpghttp://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/comic-covers/Pre-Crisis-Covers/worlds-finest-covers/wf33.jpg

[Sarge]

Yeah, like no one has a creepy looking face. :rolleyes:



You nailed it. :up:

Jones' artwork's so bad Rob Liefeld saw it and went "Holy s**t."
Im starting to believe that this guy is just f**king with us. He doen't like Jim Lee, Tim Sale, or Jim Aparo, yet he likes Paul Gulacy and Kelly Jones. I thinkn Rob Liefeld is definately next.

[ChrisBaleBatman]

I like Rob Liefield.......I like his art alot.

I don't really understand why so many people hate on Jim Lee......I guess it's b/c he's so popular. I mean, his art is great......and even if it isn't your "cup of tea" I think even if then people should understand why he's so popular.....even if you don't like it.

[TheJuice]

Rob's artwork is tends to be sloppy most of the time and he plagiarises his work from other artists. He's probably the most hated artist in all of comics.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v668/OJSimpson2u/00aoahb12802py.jpg

see what I mean?

Sorry to get off topic.

Here's another bad Batman pic:

http://photos.iwanttoseemykids.com/2003_10_21_batman_robin/original_batman_and_robin.jpg

[Timstuff]

Rob's artwork is tends to be sloppy most of the time and he plagiarises his work from other artists. He's probably the most hated artist in all of comics.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v668/OJSimpson2u/00aoahb12802py.jpg

see what I mean?

Wow, that's so pathetic if makes me want to cry. :eek:

[The Bruce]

:eek: WOW!

http://images.comicbookresources.com/cons/wwc2005/photos/day2/137_3774.jpg

[theBat-Man]

Im starting to believe that this guy is just f**king with us. He doen't like Jim Lee, Tim Sale, or Jim Aparo, yet he likes Paul Gulacy and Kelly Jones. I thinkn Rob Liefeld is definately next.

I do not like Jim Lee's overrated art on Batman, so why would I like Rob Liefeld? It's the same Image superhero style. Jim Lee's art is overly-muscled, disproportionate, to shinny and bright which doesnt fit well with the shadowy gothic Batman. His faces have very little variation, and are really rather dull. Some comic book fans (the younger ones, really) need to broaden their tastes.
My favourite Batman artists:
Kelley Jones
Bob Kane
Neal Adams
Dave McKean
Simon Bisley
Bill Sienkiewicz
Bernie Wrightson
Trevor Von Eeden
Michael Golden
Don Newton
Brian Bolland
Marshall Rogers
Alex Ross
My least favourites:
Tim Sale (extremely overrated, sketchy, disproportionate and simplistic)
http://comics.toonzone.net/solicitations/2003-07/batman/detective784.jpg
Jim Lee (overrated, overly-muscled and disproportionate)
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y227/rudeboy-/batlee.jpg (http://photobucket.com/albums/y227/rudeboy-/?)http://www.hillcity-comics.com/poster_misc/batman_villian_small.jpg (http://www.hillcity-comics.com/poster_misc/batman_villian_big.jpg)
Norm Breyfogle
Jerry Robinson
Dick Sprang
Carmen Infantino
Jim Aparo

[theBat-Man]

You don't like Jim Aparo.

Jim Aparo definitely was one of the best in the early 70's. Jim Aparo's art was very detailed and dark looking in a Neal Adams style and he helped the creature of the night Batman return.
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y227/rudeboy-/deaparo.jpg
Jim Aparo at his best in the early 1970's:
http://www.eeweems.com/artandartifice/aparo/aparo_det_443_700_page.jpg
http://www.eeweems.com/artandartifice/aparo/aparo_det446_600.jpg
However, sadly by the late 70's, 80's and 90's his art had become simplistic, bland and dull.
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y227/rudeboy-/freezeaparo.jpg
He repeated the exact same expressions on many faces again and again, and his characters had little fluidity to movements. Very stiff looking.
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y227/rudeboy-/aparo.jpg (http://photobucket.com/albums/y227/rudeboy-/?)

[theBat-Man]

WORST Batman pictures:
:eek:
http://www.rotten.com/library/culture/batman/duo.jpg

[theBat-Man]

:eek:
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y227/rudeboy-/gay1.jpg (http://photobucket.com/albums/y227/rudeboy-/?)

[theBat-Man]

:eek: PINK!
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y227/rudeboy-/batpink.jpg (http://photobucket.com/albums/y227/rudeboy-/?)

[Guyverjay]

WORST Batman pictures:
:eek:
http://www.rotten.com/library/culture/batman/duo.jpg

lol

[Antonello Blueberry]

Edit

[theBat-Man]

:eek:
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y227/rudeboy-/batwoman.jpg (http://photobucket.com/albums/y227/rudeboy-/?)

[batmaluco]

The worst picture of Batman, the most disgusting Batman pic I ever saw was when I made a search at google for batman avatar using the image search. By far the most disgusting of all. :down :mad:

[theBat-Man]

PINK!:eek:
http://www.comics.org/graphics/covers/87/400/87_4_0301.jpg

[Sarge]

I do not like Jim Lee's overrated art on Batman, so why would I like Rob Liefeld? It's the same Image superhero style. Jim Lee's art is overly-muscled, disproportionate, to shinny and bright which doesnt fit well with the shadowy gothic Batman. His faces have very little variation, and are really rather dull. Some comic book fans (the younger ones, really) need to broaden their tastes.
My favourite Batman artists:
Kelley Jones
Bob Kane
Neal Adams
Dave McKean
Simon Bisley
Bill Sienkiewicz
Bernie Wrightson
Trevor Von Eeden
Michael Golden
Don Newton
Brian Bolland
Marshall Rogers
Alex Ross
My least favourites:
Tim Sale (extremely overrated, sketchy, disproportionate and simplistic)
http://comics.toonzone.net/solicitations/2003-07/batman/detective784.jpg
Jim Lee (overrated, overly-muscled and disproportionate)
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y227/rudeboy-/batlee.jpg (http://photobucket.com/albums/y227/rudeboy-/?)http://www.hillcity-comics.com/poster_misc/batman_villian_small.jpg (http://www.hillcity-comics.com/poster_misc/batman_villian_big.jpg)
Norm Breyfogle
Jerry Robinson
Dick Sprang
Carmen Infantino
Jim Aparo
Jims Proportions are fine. :confused: The fact that you don't like Tim Sale proves to me that you're blind and you somehow view the art through some advaced form of braille. Also, Aparos art in the 70's is identical to his 90's stuff. the coloration is just different.

[Rex Calibur]

If this picture of Batman looking over a dead woman's corpse causes you to laugh, then seek professional help.:rolleyes: And the fact that Kelley Jones, despite this being supposed to be a serious picture, STILL draws balloon boobs on a woman's corpse is OK?

I was laughing at the Batman, actually. Not the woman. That's another fault of Kelley Jones, his art doesn't show you anything. If I hadn't of inspected the art, I would've never noticed the dead woman. And considering this is a cover, the dead woman would've been an important part of the story (either that, or corpses/death) so if I miss the story from the cover, then Kelley has failed as an artist.

[Winking Samurai]

http://image.milehighcomics.com/istore/images/fullsize/07206180254.493.GIF


Is it just me, or does he look like a wizard in this shot?

And the 12" ears look ridiculous.

[DarkKnightJRK]

http://image.milehighcomics.com/istore/images/fullsize/07206180254.493.GIF


Is it just me, or does he look like a wizard in this shot?

And the 12" ears look ridiculous.

Indeed. Jones' Bats is SERIOUSLY overcopensating for something. ;)

[Punch]

Jims Proportions are fine. :confused: The fact that you don't like Tim Sale proves to me that you're blind and you somehow view the art through some advaced form of braille. Also, Aparos art in the 70's is identical to his 90's stuff. the coloration is just different.

well Sale is highly overrated

[theBat-Man]

And the fact that Kelley Jones, despite this being supposed to be a serious picture, STILL draws Balloon boobs on a woman's corpse is OK?

I love big boobs.:p

I was laughing at the Batman, actually. Not the woman. That's another fault of Kelley Jones, his art doesn't show you anything. If I hadn't of inspected the art, I would've never noticed the dead woman. And considering this is a cover, the dead woman would've been an important part of the story (either that, or corpses/death) so if I miss the story from the cover, then Kelley has failed as an artist.[/QUOTE]

The dead woman is clearly visible.
http://image.milehighcomics.com/istore/images/fullsize/07206180254.493.GIF

[theBat-Man]

http://image.milehighcomics.com/istore/images/fullsize/07206180254.493.GIF
the 12" ears look ridiculous.

The long ears is what Bob Kane had intended for Batman.
http://www.valives.com/images/detective035.jpg

[theBat-Man]

Jims Proportions are fine. :confused:

Jim Lee's Batman looks hunchbacked with no neck, and his Joker has the Penguin's giant deformed nose.
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y227/rudeboy-/batlee.jpg (http://photobucket.com/albums/y227/rudeboy-/?)http://www.hillcity-comics.com/poster_misc/batman_villian_small.jpg (http://www.hillcity-comics.com/poster_misc/batman_villian_big.jpg)

The fact that you don't like Tim Sale proves to me that you're blind and you somehow view the art through some advaced form of braille.

:rolleyes: *laughs* His Batman looks like Plastic Man in a batsuit, very Gumby-ish.
http://comics.toonzone.net/solicitations/2003-07/batman/detective784.jpg

Also, Aparos art in the 70's is identical to his 90's stuff. the coloration is just different.

Jim Aparo went from this detailed and dark looking art with a Neal Adams style:
http://www.eeweems.com/artandartifice/aparo/aparo_det446_600.jpg
To this very different simplistic, bland and dull art:
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y227/rudeboy-/aparo.jpg (http://photobucket.com/albums/y227/rudeboy-/?)
And I'm not the only one that can see the difference:
Link:http://superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=78058&page=4&pp=25

[Sarge]

All that proves to me is that you lifted your entire argument from Spike without a single original thought of your own. Good job, *******. :up:

Also, go read a Sale book instead of using that sketch over and over again. He has what's called "style" and uses it to make Batman moody, complex, and interesting. Third, you're nitpicking on Jim's stuff. please point out tome a comic where Jokers nose isn't huge. I'll give you a cookie, I swear.

[Punch]

I don't like Lee's Joker, not so much because of the nose, but because it doesn't seem to fit in with the rest of the characters.

[theBat-Man]

All that proves to me is that you lifted your entire argument from Spike without a single original thought of your own. Good job, *******. :up:


It must be a ****** to be proven wrong.

Also, go read a Sale book instead of using that sketch over and over again. He has what's called "style" and uses it to make Batman moody, complex, and interesting.

You call this "style", and you say Kelley Jones can't draw.:rolleyes:
http://comics.toonzone.net/solicitations/2003-07/batman/detective784.jpg

Third, you're nitpicking on Jim's stuff. please point out tome a comic where Jokers nose isn't huge. I'll give you a cookie, I swear.

Joker has never had the Penguin's giant deformed pointed beak for a nose.
Only Jim Lee's Joker.
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y227/rudeboy-/batman_villian_small.jpg (http://photobucket.com/albums/y227/rudeboy-/?)http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y227/rudeboy-/Copy1ofPicture355.jpg (http://photobucket.com/albums/y227/rudeboy-/?)
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y227/rudeboy-/Picture320.jpg (http://photobucket.com/albums/y227/rudeboy-/?)
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y227/rudeboy-/6.jpg (http://photobucket.com/albums/y227/rudeboy-/?)

[Sarge]

It must be a ****** to be proven wrong.



You call this "style", and you say Kelley Jones can't draw.:rolleyes:
http://comics.toonzone.net/solicitations/2003-07/batman/detective784.jpg



Joker has never had the Penguin's giant deformed beak for a nose.
Only Jim Lee's Joker.
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y227/rudeboy-/batman_villian_small.jpg (http://photobucket.com/albums/y227/rudeboy-/?)http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y227/rudeboy-/Copy1ofPicture355.jpg (http://photobucket.com/albums/y227/rudeboy-/?)
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y227/rudeboy-/Picture320.jpg (http://photobucket.com/albums/y227/rudeboy-/?)
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y227/rudeboy-/6.jpg (http://photobucket.com/albums/y227/rudeboy-/?)
All that you "proved" to me is that you can't think originally. I was proven wrong no where. Also, you keep using the same picture, I think that's the only Sale picture you've ever seen. Kelly Jone's are is ugly and goofy looking, Sale's is atmospheric and stylish. For someone who humps Kelly Jones' leg so much, I thought you would appreciate the exxageration of features to enhance character. Guess not, hypocrite. :rolleyes:

[Comic Book Boy]

It must be a ****** to be proven wrong.



You call this "style", and you say Kelley Jones can't draw.:rolleyes:
http://comics.toonzone.net/solicitations/2003-07/batman/detective784.jpg



Joker has never had the Penguin's giant deformed pointed beak for a nose.
Only Jim Lee's Joker.
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y227/rudeboy-/batman_villian_small.jpg (http://photobucket.com/albums/y227/rudeboy-/?)http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y227/rudeboy-/Copy1ofPicture355.jpg (http://photobucket.com/albums/y227/rudeboy-/?)
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y227/rudeboy-/Picture320.jpg (http://photobucket.com/albums/y227/rudeboy-/?)
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y227/rudeboy-/6.jpg (http://photobucket.com/albums/y227/rudeboy-/?)
You actually have a point. Which is good.

However, I think we all can agree you didn't use a good Sale picture. I have never seen Sale draw in the style shown above, so it is a ****ty example.

The point is:
Sale's art grows on you.
Kelly art gets worse over time.

I think Jones sucks. I USED to think Sale's art wasn't special. But it grew on me. Sale's pages are beautifully layed out, while Jones' are cluttered and ugly.

[theBat-Man]

All that you "proved" to me is that you can't think originally. I was proven wrong no where.

Course your going to say that. The ego.:rolleyes:

Also, you keep using the same picture, I think that's the only Sale picture you've ever seen.

Wrong again, here is another:
Tim Sale Pink Batman!
http://scottlevy.com/shirts/bat.jpg
And this is not a Tim Sale sketch, this is the cover of Detective Comics #784 (September 2003) by Tim Sale pencils and inks.
http://comics.org/graphics/covers/87/400/87_4_0784.jpg

Kelly Jone's are is ugly and goofy looking, Sale's is atmospheric and stylish.

Kelley Jones art is macarbe and atmospheric, Sale's is sketchy and simplistic.

For someone who humps Kelly Jones' leg so much, I thought you would appreciate the exxageration of features to enhance character. Guess not, hypocrite. :rolleyes:

I defend Kelley Jones art. Kelley Jones art is fairly photo realistic, but he will use more exaggerated shapes, with realistic lighting. Tim Sales is extremely exaggerated. You called Tim Sale's extremely exaggerated art "style" and say Kelley Jones can't draw. That is hypocritical.:rolleyes:

[Sarge]

Course your going to say that. The ego.:rolleyes:



Wrong again, here is another:
Tim Sale Pink Batman!
http://scottlevy.com/shirts/bat.jpg
And this is not a Tim Sale shetch, this is the cover of Detective Comics #784 (September 2003).
http://comics.org/graphics/covers/87/400/87_4_0784.jpg



Kelley Jones art is macarbe and atmospheric, Sale's is sketchy and simplistic.



I defend Kelley Jones art. Kealley Jones art is fairly photo realistic, but he will use more exaggerated shapes, with realistic lighting. Tim Sales is extremely exaggerated. You called Tim Sale's extremely exaggerated art "style" and say Kelley Jones can't draw. That is hypocritical.:rolleyes:
By the way, "Pink Batman" is not Pink, it's red. And all the covers for that particular arc were done in that (gorgeous) style. Also, Kelley Jones, macarbre and atmospheric? You're thinking of Mike Mignola. Kelley Jones just draws ugly pictures that do nothing for the characters. Tim Sale uses moody lighting and expressive figures.You called Kelley Jones extremely exaggerate and fantasticly ugly art "great" and you say Tim Sale cant draw. That is hypocritical....:rolleyes:


See? I can be unoriginal too. That post of yours can go both ways, buttercup.

[The Watchman]

How could anyone ever think to say Sale is worse than Kelley Jones?!?:confused:

http://batman.manyfacesof.com/art/34tsale.jpg

[Sarge]

How could anyone ever think to say Sale is worse than Kelley Jones?!?:confused:

http://batman.manyfacesof.com/art/34tsale.jpg
Read my theory on the other page. He's clearly blind and views the comics using an advanced form of braille. :up:

[Timstuff]

I'm not the biggest fan of Tim Sale. His art seems to be kind of rough and impressionist, but since it's inked with straight, clean lines it doesn't seem quite right to me. But anyone who can say that Kelly Jones draws better than him with a straight face needs a new perscription for their glasses.

Jim Lee is currently my favorite Batman artist. He manages to have style without completely throwing out all realism. It's a very fine line to tread on, but I think he does it quite well.

[Batman]

*gasp*

PINK BATMAN!!!:eek:


http://www.reway.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/batman/pictures/covers/covers/batman533_jones.jpg

;)

[batmaluco]

Kelley Jones only exaggerates the horror like depiction by the Kane/Finger original approach.

http://live.quizilla.com/user_images/G/GhostmanX/1122382232_hv1tpbn001.jpg

http://membres.lycos.fr/notabene/bedefils/199802/batman1.gifhttp://membres.lycos.fr/notabene/bedefils/199802/batman2.gifhttp://membres.lycos.fr/notabene/bedefils/199802/batman3.gif

[theBat-Man]

*gasp*

PINK BATMAN!!!:eek:


http://www.reway.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/batman/pictures/covers/covers/batman533_jones.jpg

;)

No, this is PURPLE!:rolleyes:

[theBat-Man]

Read my theory on the other page. He's clearly blind and views the comics using an advanced form of braille. :up:

He clearly has a different opinion then yours.:rolleyes:

[theBat-Man]

(gorgeous) style. Also, Kelley Jones, macarbre and atmospheric? You're thinking of Mike Mignola. Kelley Jones just draws ugly pictures that do nothing for the characters. Tim Sale uses moody lighting and expressive figures.You called Kelley Jones extremely exaggerate and fantasticly ugly art "great" and you say Tim Sale cant draw. That is hypocritical....:rolleyes:
See? I can be unoriginal too. That post of yours can go both ways, buttercup.

No, it can not go both ways, sugerpie. I never said Tim Sale can't draw. I said he's art is sketchy and simplistic. And Mike Mignola is as macabre as Walt Disney compared to Kelley Jones.
http://www.zombiejuice.com/zcomics/graphics/zweyho.jpg

[Batman]

No, this is PURPLE!:rolleyes:

And the Sale pic that you posted that was supposedly "Pink" was RED!:up:

[theBat-Man]

The point is:
Sale's art grows on you.
Kelly art gets worse over time.
I think Jones sucks. I USED to think Sale's art wasn't special. But it grew on me. Sale's pages are beautifully layed out, while Jones' are cluttered and ugly.

Kelley Jones art is not supposed to look beautiful. It is meant to look ugly, ghoulish and macabre.
http://image.milehighcomics.com/istore/images/fullsize/07206180254.532.GIF

[theBat-Man]

WORST Batman pictures::eek:
http://www.comics.org/graphics/covers/216/400/216_4_055.jpg

[theBat-Man]

WORST Batman pictures::eek:
http://www.comics.org/graphics/covers/216/400/216_4_061.jpg

[DarkKnightJRK]

WORST Batman pictures::eek:
http://www.comics.org/graphics/covers/216/400/216_4_061.jpg

...I think we finally agree on something. :o

[theBat-Man]

WORST Batman pictures:
http://comics.org/graphics/covers/216/400/216_4_073.jpg

[batmaluco]

Worst pictures:
http://www.comics.org/graphics/covers/87/400/87_4_0322.jpg

http://www.comics.org/graphics/covers/87/400/87_4_0321.jpg

http://www.comics.org/graphics/covers/141/400/141_4_0000145.jpg

[batmaluco]

Worst pictures:
http://www.comics.org/graphics/covers/141/400/141_4_0000140.jpg

http://www.comics.org/graphics/covers/1468/400/1468_4_2.jpg

http://www.comics.org/graphics/covers/141/400/141_4_0000134.jpg

[batmaluco]

Worst pictures:
http://www.comics.org/graphics/covers/141/400/141_4_0000131.jpg

http://www.comics.org/graphics/covers/141/400/141_4_0000130.jpg

http://www.comics.org/graphics/covers/141/400/141_4_0000128.jpg

[batmaluco]

Worst pictures:
http://www.comics.org/graphics/covers/87/400/87_4_0239.jpg

http://www.comics.org/graphics/covers/87/400/87_4_0216.jpg

[The Question]

http://www.superdickery.com/seduction/39.html

[Sarge]

He clearly has a different opinion then yours.:rolleyes:
If you're talking about Watchman, he agrees with me. If you're talking about yourself; I stand by my theory. :o

[Sarge]

Those covers make me glad that the Crisis happened. :(

[theBat-Man]

If you're talking about Watchman, he agrees with me. If you're talking about yourself; I stand by my theory. :o

You are clueless and pathetic.:rolleyes:

[Sarge]

You are clueless and pathetic.:rolleyes:
Thank you. Although, I'm not sure what that has to do with the post that you quoted. May I also give you this advice...If Helen Keller could deal with her diablities then dammit, you can too! :up:

They'll make a movie out of it and you can get yourself a nice sports car and a supermodel. Though either might not be much use to you, considering that you can't actually see them.

[The Question]

http://www.superdickery.com/propaganda/2.html

[Sarge]

http://www.superdickery.com/images/dick/98_4_0275.jpg

" List of more pratical uses Superboy can make of a machine that can see through time:
1.) Betting on the outcomes of sporting events.
2.) Forseeing natural diasters and catastrophhe.
3.) Letting Bruce Wayne know that his parents are going to be gunned down in front of his very eyes in a filthy alley, you dick!"

[The Question]

Red X. You have to post a link for that site. I did.

[theBat-Man]

Thank you. Although, I'm not sure what that has to do with the post that you quoted. May I also give you this advice...If Helen Keller could deal with her diablities then dammit, you can too! :up:

They'll make a movie out of it and you can get yourself a nice sports car and a supermodel. Though either might not be much use to you, considering that you can't actually see them.

Say what? Crack kills!
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y227/rudeboy-/saywhat.jpg

[theBat-Man]

Worst pictures:
http://www.comics.org/graphics/covers/1468/400/1468_4_2.jpg


HA HA HA!

[Sarge]

Say what? Crack kills!
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y227/rudeboy-/saywhat.jpg
Don't play it off. :rolleyes:

[Timstuff]

Right now I'm trying to hone my skills at parodying Kelly Jones' art, so that I can prove that you don't have to be a proffessional to draw like an amature. :D

The hardest part about mimmicking Jones' style is that half the time his characters are anatomically incorrect, and it's difficult for me to bring myself down that low intentionally.

[theBat-Man]

Don't play it off. :rolleyes:

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y227/rudeboy-/shock.jpg

[Timstuff]

Well, I finished drawing my Kelly Jones parody. Tomarrow I'll scan it and post it here. :D

[DarkKnightJRK]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y227/rudeboy-/shock.jpg

A Prince fan, I take it?

Another thing we have in common. :D

"Scandalous!/Talkin' 'bout you and me/Marvelous!"

[theBat-Man]

A Prince fan, I take it?

Another thing we have in common. :D

"Scandalous!/Talkin' 'bout you and me/Marvelous!"

Yes, Prince rocks. I never liked Scandalous much. Batdance is great! Partyman.
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y227/rudeboy-/batman1.jpg

[ChrisBaleBatman]

Found this through google...........I think it's fair to say that the Joker can be drawn in a variety of ways. Personally, I prefer him to look more bizarre.....with a pointy nose and pointy-like chin..........and not like some guy in clown drag.

I found this through google, it's a review on the Joker figure based on Jim Lee's HUSH.


I remember the moment that I first saw Jim Lee's Joker, as it left a huge impression on me. There I was, flipping through one of the earlier issues of Hush, in my dorm room, while Brian was reading comics on his bed, occasionally laughing or emitting inquisitive and indigestive grunts, and there he was. Joker. And I gasped. It's unknown why human beings gasp, for the same reason it's not entirely known why we laugh or yawn or perpetuate reality TV shows which degenerate the human species and its already waning dignity, but I gasped. It's been admitted by Lee that his Joker was based loosely on the undeniably best Joker ever, painted by Dave McKean in the Arkham Asylum : A Serious House on Serious Earth graphic novel written by Grant Morrison. McKean's Joker stole the show from any Joker which might come after him, but this Joker is a very close second.

Sure, it's a controversial interpretation, but I think that if you're gonna do a Joker, you might as well go crap wild with him. Make him look like a deranged marionette, give him razor teeth and razor eyes and all of that. Despite all of this leeway with the Joker, there's still no excuse for Mattel's upcoming 'Construction Worker Joker', which is honestly not something that I just made up. This Joker, my friends, is crap wild. He's lanky, has a mess of hair that curls into two horns at the top of his head, pointy shoes, has an opening mouth and a crazy enormous gun.



With 15 points of articulation, (including waist, wrists, jaw and a ball jointed neck), he's far more articulated than Batman, and all of it is smooth and tight. The ball joint for the neck has a very wide turning area, but it pops out pretty easily, as does the fun jaw joint. Fortunately, it all goes back together pretty well too. The mouth doesn't open very wide, but it's enough. Again, the usefulness of the articulation below the waist is questionable, has he needs both feet to stand properly, and the foot pegs aren't deep enough to support him on just one leg.

The paint apps are pretty interesting. Wheras most previous Joker figures have some kind of striping on their suits, this Joker is a solid purple. Everything is pretty clean, with some interesting coloration on the face. While the face is the traditional white color, it has details of pink running along it, giving him a slightly alive or aggravated look, to counteract his inhuman dead-face look. His gums are purple and his teeth are off-white, and the tiny details in the creasing of his face are really very neat.

While he has no accessories but his base (which is the same as Batman's, as it is throughout the series), the gun that he comes with is affixed to his hand. The attached flag, which reads 'BANG', is not paper but printed fabric. Someone sneezed on mine during production, giving me not only a splattery flag, but a rare, flesh-eating disease that seems to attack only the groin. Thanks, Taiwan. Like I need anything ELSE attacking my groin.



Another figure that throws some diversity into the display of beautiful Jokers, and again very faithful to the designs of Jim Lee. High score for the guy with the green hair! Maybe we'll never see this Joker again, but for me, much of the fun of the Joker is seeing him interpreted and recreated with each new artist. I wouldn't mind a new Joker for every artist who's ever drawn him. As it stands, this Joker sets a standard.

[theBat-Man]

Right now I'm trying to hone my skills at parodying Kelly Jones' art, so that I can prove that you don't have to be a proffessional to draw like an amature. :D

The hardest part about mimmicking Jones' style is that half the time his characters are anatomically incorrect, and it's difficult for me to bring myself down that low intentionally.

I love Kelley Jones deliberately exaggerated style.
Kelley Jones is an artistic extremist, he gets these extreme reactions: you love him or hate him. No one thinks his just alright.
http://scottlevy.com/shirts/batman.jpg
http://image.milehighcomics.com/istore/images/fullsize/07206180254.517.GIF
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y227/rudeboy-/batman530pg6.jpg
http://www.zombiejuice.com/zcomics/graphics/zweyho.jpg

[Comic Book Boy]

http://www.superdickery.com/images/dick/98_4_0275.jpg

" List of more pratical uses Superboy can make of a machine that can see through time:
1.) Betting on the outcomes of sporting events.
2.) Forseeing natural diasters and catastrophhe.
3.) Letting Bruce Wayne know that his parents are going to be gunned down in front of his very eyes in a filthy alley, you dick!"
lol

[Sarge]

I love Kelley Jones deliberately exaggerated style.
Kelley Jones is an artistic extremist, he gets these extreme reactions: you love him or hate him. No one thinks his just alright.
http://scottlevy.com/shirts/batman.jpg
http://image.milehighcomics.com/istore/images/fullsize/07206180254.517.GIF
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y227/rudeboy-/batman530pg6.jpg
http://www.zombiejuice.com/zcomics/graphics/zweyho.jpg
I'll give you this, his style fits zombie comics very well. I just think he should stay the hell away from Batman.

[Timstuff]

Here is my parody of Kelly Jones. :D

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=1926&stc=1

[Savage]

For some reason that looks better.

[The Question]

http://www.superdickery.com/other/19.html


http://www.superdickery.com/other/96.html


http://www.superdickery.com/other/98.html


http://www.superdickery.com/other/101.html


http://www.superdickery.com/other/160.html

[Savage]

Lol. The Batman=Kryptonian one is the best.:D

[The Question]

I got more:

http://www.superdickery.com/other/140.html

http://www.superdickery.com/other/155.html

http://www.superdickery.com/other/156.html

http://www.superdickery.com/other/173.html

http://www.superdickery.com/other/176.html

http://www.superdickery.com/other/188.html

[Savage]

Oh come on! (http://www.superdickery.com/other/3.html)

Superstalker (http://www.superdickery.com/other/5.html)

[The Question]

This one's my favorite:


http://www.superdickery.com/propaganda/21.html

[Timstuff]

http://www.superdickery.com/other/28.html

http://www.superdickery.com/other/38.html

http://www.superdickery.com/other/43.html

And am I the only one who notices a reccuring theme in the Lois Lane comics that she's extremely desperate to get married? :D

[Timstuff]

Hey kids, what's wrong with these pictures?

http://www.superdickery.com/images/other/141_4_0000007.jpg

http://www.superdickery.com/images/seduction/analfixation3ks.jpg

[regwec]

Hey kids, what's wrong with these pictures?
I can't see them.

[HerosOnFilm]

They're red X's? :eek:

[Timstuff]

Oops. These will work.

http://www.superdickery.com/seduction/15.html

http://www.superdickery.com/seduction/29.html

[batmaluco]

I wonder if he brought his bat-(tiger)shark-repellent...

http://www.comics.org/graphics/covers/87/400/87_4_0147.jpg

[batmaluco]

WTF!? :confused:

http://www.comics.org/graphics/covers/87/400/87_4_0198.jpg

[batmaluco]

Holly Crap!

http://www.comics.org/graphics/covers/87/400/87_4_0207.jpg

[Lazlo Panaflex]

Here is my parody of Kelly Jones. :D

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=1926&stc=1
It's Jay Leno and Frankenstein!

[Timstuff]

rotflol! :D

[elorenishii386]

WTF!? :confused:

http://www.comics.org/graphics/covers/87/400/87_4_0198.jpg

i ....can't ...stop....laughing :D

[elorenishii386]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y52/elorenishii386/1296_4_106.jpg

what were these people thinking back then?

[Punch]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y52/elorenishii386/1296_4_106.jpg

what were these people thinking back then?

what were YOU thinking when you posted this in the Batman forum?
just kidding

actually I'm not move this crap

[Archangel]

http://photos21.flickr.com/25229188_b61cff93db.jpg

/win

[The Question]

Soooooooo.....The Joker does bestiality fetish pornos. That's.......interesting.

[ChrisBaleBatman]

.................................................. ..

[DarkKnightJRK]

http://photos21.flickr.com/25229188_b61cff93db.jpg

/win

...

...

...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :D

[Timstuff]

ROTFLOL, still not as taboo as this though. :D

http://www.superdickery.com/seduction/22.html

[Tangled Web]

:D

http://www.superdickery.com/seduction/22.html
Hahahah! ROTFLMAO!

[elorenishii386]

http://jeanmarc.besnier.club.fr/jmb-art.com/images/sketches/andy-lee-batman-in-paris.jpg

[elorenishii386]

damn superman is d**k!!!!
http://www.superdickery.com/dick/1.html
http://www.superdickery.com/dick/3.html

[elorenishii386]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y52/elorenishii386/SmartBombStudios-justice.jpg

[Sarge]

http://jeanmarc.besnier.club.fr/jmb-art.com/images/sketches/andy-lee-batman-in-paris.jpg
Is Batman..."special"?

[Ultimate_Superman]

Thats sad that you guys are so pissed off that there are so many bad pictures of Batman that you have to try and post a few bad ones of Superman to make him look good.

[Sarge]

Thats sad that you guys are so pissed off that there are so many bad pictures of Batman that you have to try and post a few bad ones of Superman to make him look good.
That was a pretty dumb statement. This is generally a thread for funny Batman pictures, and if a few (really) bad Superman picture make their way in, you shouldn't get all pissy. It's not like someone said anything insulting towards you or anything and nobody in this thread has given any evidence to being insecure about how stupid Batman comics were in the golden/silver age. It's also pretty childish to think that we're "trying to make Batman look good".

[regwec]

He is childish. He practically ejaculated when he found that Superman got to beat up Batman in "Lex Luthor: Man of Steel".

[Ultimate_Superman]

But then again what I think should mean nothing to you guys like how what you guys think means nothing to me.:o ;) But hey then again I do have a life outside of comics and this board. Darn me

[Sarge]

But then again what I think should mean nothing to you guys like how what you guys think means nothing to me.:o ;) But hey then again I do have a life outside of comics and this board. Darn me
Oh, what a great retort. We all obviously don't have lives because we pointed out the sheer childishness of your statements. :rolleyes:

[Savage]

Yeah, you were being pretty childish, man. We found a site, and it happened to have bad Superman pics on it. So why not?

[Sarge]

Plus, that site is all in fun. The "Superman is a Dick" phenemenon isn't something new y'know.

[theBat-Man]

Plus, that site is all in fun. The "Superman is a Dick" phenemenon isn't something new y'know.

http://www.comics.org/graphics/covers/97/400/97_4_0000058.jpg

[Carmine Falcone]

http://photos21.flickr.com/25229188_b61cff93db.jpg

/win

:eek: :confused: :eek:

:(

[regwec]

I do have a life outside of comics and this board.
No you don't. You consistently display more energy and diligence in fighting the corner of your character of choice than almost anyone else I have encountered. So you are a geek amongst geeks. :up:

[Ultimate_Superman]

Ummm no how about I get bord at work and need something to do. Is that it? Why yes I think it is!

[Punch]

http://www.comics.org/graphics/covers/97/400/97_4_0000058.jpg


hahahahah WOW

[BatMatt]

damn superman is d**k!!!!
http://www.superdickery.com/dick/1.html
http://www.superdickery.com/dick/3.html
lol that second one haha

[batmaluco]

Sad-Man, Crap-Man... Is that Batman? :D :joker:
http://www.nozzman.nl/unpublished/fun/crapsuits/batman.jpg

[Lazarus440]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v83/spi440/supermanwwIII.jpg

[Bat-Fantis]

http://www.grinningplanet.com/2004/07-01/superman-court-copyright3.gif


Hehe...

[The Question]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v83/spi440/supermanwwIII.jpg

Did......did Superman just b*tch slap Kenedy and Kruschev?

[theBat-Man]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v83/spi440/supermanwwIII.jpg

Superman ******-slapped Kennedy!:eek:

[Charlie No-One]

These are great

[Tangled Web]

Superman ******-slapped Kennedy!:eek:
That son of a ***** Superman!

[Tangled Web]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v83/spi440/supermanwwIII.jpg
I think Supes knocked him out.

[Rynan]

Wait...Khrushev and Kennedy were ploting together to kill superman?...WTF?

[The Question]

Wow. That's something outta Supreme Power right there. Except, you know, with less boobs.

[jaydawg]

Yeah, whats going on in that scene?

[DarkKnightJRK]

I think Supes knocked him out.

Get a picture of Supes looking down and screaming "YOU GOT KNOCKED THE F**K OUT!!! ...Biatch!" :D:D:D

[ChrisBaleBatman]

Superman went on a ***** slapping rampage.....he MUST be stopped.....lmfao.

[Timstuff]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v83/spi440/supermanwwIII.jpg

Techer: And so class, that is how World War 3 started.

[Rex Calibur]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v83/spi440/supermanwwIII.jpg
It looks like Superman got some of Kennedy's blood on his hand. :eek:

[clark_kent89]

http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/681/clonneybat24dl.png (http://imageshack.us)

[Marina-Myst]

I just wish there weren't so many disgusting pics of Batman on the net. I did a search for Batman Avatar yesterday and I got...

[batmaluco]

I just wish there weren't so many disgusting pics of Batman on the net. I did a search for Batman Avatar yesterday and I got...
:eek: I know what you mean, I saw that too some months ago.
That Batman really really sucks. :down :o

[Marina-Myst]

:eek: I know what you mean, I saw that too some months ago.
That Batman really really sucks. :down :o

*Raises eyebrow* Really? From I could remember it was RObin who...I'll just go check....OH GOD NO!!!!!!!

...Yeah, Batman does suck in that picture, you're right...now if you'll excuse me, I need to go have a lobotmy.

[DarkKnightJRK]

http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/681/clonneybat24dl.png (http://imageshack.us)

Well, you really can't see the nipples there. Plus I dig how they did the symbol there, a good compromise of the usual black bat and the oval.

[CLARKY]

^this pics look very good to me. :confused:

[Timstuff]

They smeared out the nipples in photoshop, but they didn't do a very good job.

[ChrisBaleBatman]

still sucks......George Clooney...worst Batman EVER.

[jaydawg]

Thats a great picture. Shows how well Batman and Robin could have been in the hands of a director that understood the material.

[Sarge]

http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/681/clonneybat24dl.png (http://imageshack.us)
What's wrong with that picture? Is it just Clooney that you don't like?

There are no nipples, and the suit is black.


:confused:

[Tangled Web]

*Raises eyebrow* Really? From I could remember it was RObin who...I'll just go check....OH GOD NO!!!!!!!

...Yeah, Batman does suck in that picture, you're right...now if you'll excuse me, I need to go have a lobotmy.
I saw that too. And the Safesearch was on! :eek: :eek: :bomb:

[Savage]

OH GOD!:eek: DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU CURIOUSITY!!! :eek: :mad: :(

[Tangled Web]

OH GOD!:eek: DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU CURIOUSITY!!! :eek: :mad: :(
I KNOW! :eek: :eek:

[Marina-Myst]

Tut, tut, tut. Curiosity killed the cat, and it didn't do that Alice kid much good either...


Or James Sunderland.

[clark_kent89]

What's wrong with that picture? Is it just Clooney that you don't like?

There are no nipples, and the suit is black.


:confused:
yeah i edited it quickly to make it look ''better'' and show you clooney would still f**k batman up

[DarkKnightJRK]

Thats a great picture. Shows how well Batman and Robin could have been in the hands of a director that understood the material.

Yeah, after seeing him in From Dusk 'Till Dawn, I KNOW he would have done a great Batman.

So sad. :(

[ChrisBaleBatman]

But.......after Batman Begins, I'm happy.

[Miss Webb]

972 x 1515 pixels - 240k
img88.exs.cx/img88/ 8971/nakedbatman.jpg

Go to GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH under NAKED BATMAN...too kinky to describe. Bats is surrounded by a "Joker Serpent" wearing nothing but his cowl. I have NO CLUE what this is about. :confused:

DO a GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH under NUDE BATMAN...a drawing of Bruce in the buff. He's not too big, if you get my drift....

Nude_Batman_with_passive_...
300 x 215 pixels - 22k

[Marina-Myst]

STOP CITIZEN!

That's no crazy-ass fanart, that's in fact A GENUINE COMIC COVER!!! There was some sort of mini-series with the Christian story of creation where Batman was Adam and the Joker was the Snake.

Weird...

[Charlie No-One]

Bump!

[Comic Book Boy]

Bump!
Don't bump without a picture man! :batman:

[The Question]

http://www.sxxxy.org/archives/Batmancarryingrobin.jpg

[Vile]

Okay, now THAT is just hilarious. LOL

[Ultimate_Superman]

LOL that picture just sumed up years of debate.

[The Ether]

HAHAHA, best picture without a doubt :up:

cool this is my 200th post, and I'm #1000:up:

[regwec]

Spooky.

[Clerk]

Ummm no how about I get bord at work and need something to do. Is that it? Why yes I think it is!


Im sorry, but I can't fully enjoy this thread without mentioning that you are a prick. :up:

[Sarge]

Im sorry, but I can't fully enjoy this thread without mentioning that you are a prick. :up:
He nearly creamed his pants when Sacrifice dropped and he found out that Batman was put in a coma by Superman. :o

[Mr.E.Nygma]

How about this one?

http://www.equinoxe.de/film/batman.jpg

[Mr.E.Nygma]

Sorry it was not comic material but when I saw the title of the post I just coudnt resist...

[Dr. MIX]

Ha... Not funny...

[Dr. MIX]

It's been done to death.