Post the worst pictures of Batman

[Vile]

Like the franchise! *badum, ching!*

...Before Begins, of course.

[Savage]

..... (http://ualuealuealeuale.ytmnd.com/)

EDIT: stupid wrong link. It's the right one now.

[DarkKnightJRK]

..... (http://mutantvault.xmenlegends2.com/archives/deadpool/index.php)

...What the f**k is that about? :confused:

[Dr. MIX]

Yeah... Wtf mate :confused:

[Savage]

Hell should I know? I just found it laying around somewhere and it was the dumbest thing I've ever seen...so dumb in fact that I had to post it here.:D

EDIT:AH CRAP! WRONG LINK!:mad: wait a sec. I'll edit.

[The_Sc0rpi0N]

http://www.sxxxy.org/archives/Batmancarryingrobin.jpg

LMAO, hes really carrying the kid in broad day light!

[Lazlo Panaflex]

http://www.comics.org/graphics/covers/141/400/141_4_0000162.jpghttp://www.comics.org/graphics/covers/141/400/141_4_0000095.jpg

[regwec]

Don't listen to aged hippies who tell you that the 60s rocked.

[Rynan]

http://www.comics.org/graphics/covers/141/400/141_4_0000095.jpg

I thought you couldn't loiter in front of a police station...unless "The Ballad of Batman" is some sort-of protest.

Or ask for hand-outs, cus I bet that guy's a bum.

[batmaluco]

http://www.comics.org/graphics/covers/141/400/141_4_0000162.jpg
hahahaha!

[Rynan]

http://www.comics.org/graphics/covers/141/400/141_4_0000095.jpg

Please pity my foolishness, for I just learned the error of my ways. Upon further research, this is no mere bum, but the most important part of any police force: The Police Folk Singer. That is how people found out about crime back in the old days. You see, the folk singer would be pearched on steps of the local police department. He could sitting on the railing, or sitting on the steps, or leaning on the wall, it didn't matter as long as he was there. He would sit there all day, with his sack lunch and guitar, watching the steps for anything that came by. If something came by, he would stop what he was doing, raise his guitar and go into song. Say, if someone came to check the lost & found, he would immediatly start strumming his guitar and sing, attracting a crowd around him, eager to hear the news. There were two folk singers per department: one that worked the day shift and one that work night shift. The one on the night really didn't need to sing, he just needed to be there to tell the one on the day shift everything that happened that night so the day one could sing a recap in the morning.

So it was, until Al Gore invented the internet and put them out of business. To this day, some of the elderly generation still remember the noble songs of the police station folk singer...

[xtc]

http://www.superdickery.com/images/oneshot/batman01.jpg
http://www.superdickery.com/images/oneshot/batman02.jpg
http://www.superdickery.com/images/oneshot/batman03.jpghttp://www.superdickery.com/images/oneshot/batman04.jpg
http://www.superdickery.com/images/oneshot/batman05.jpg
http://www.superdickery.com/images/oneshot/batman06.jpg
http://www.superdickery.com/images/oneshot/batman07.jpg

Hi, I just registered so that I could post these pics. Don't know if anyone posted them earlier in the thread but there were too many pages to go through for me to try to locate these, so if anyone has posted these before I apologise in advance to all that had to use their bandwidth to view these.

[The Bruce]

http://images.gildia.pl/film/news/2005/08/batman_gay/batman_gay/w200/

http://www.gmax.co.za/look05/08/pics/25-batman.jpg

This makes me sick :(

[The Question]

http://superherouniverse.com/superheroes/images/fanart/bingham/jan13-05/catwoman-marriage.jpg

....why the hell would Batman invite The Joker to his wedding? :confused:

[drastic_quench]

http://superherouniverse.com/superheroes/images/fanart/bingham/jan13-05/catwoman-marriage.jpg

....why the hell would Batman invite The Joker to his wedding? :confused:

Typically weddings are seated by bride's side and groom's side. Here it plays out as villains and heroes. Hence, Harvey Dent is on Bruce's side and Two Face is on Selina's. Pretty cool, actually.

[Timstuff]

Yeah, I actually think that pic is sorta neat (even if it's wacky in a dream-sequence kinda way). :)

Does anyone have that pic where all the Batman characters are surfing? That one's funny! :D

[The Question]

Typically weddings are seated by bride's side and groom's side. Here it plays out as villains and heroes. Hence, Harvey Dent is on Bruce's side and Two Face is on Selina's. Pretty cool, actually.


But since when has Catwoman ever identified herself with The Joker and those psychos? I mean, she's a criminal, but she's not a mass murderering sadist like The Joker.

[drastic_quench]

But since when has Catwoman ever identified herself with The Joker and those psychos? I mean, she's a criminal, but she's not a mass murderering sadist like The Joker.

Eh, broad strokes.

[The Dark Guybrush]

not really a picture, but i made it just for you guys.

http://batmansneck.ytmnd.com/

[Anita18]

http://img127.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img127&image=robin125pyratedcppg217jh.jpg
Just read through (almost) the entire thread...who drew that panel? The writing is a bit odd, but the art is awesome.

And the link to the fat Catwoman pictures is actually chock full of great Catwoman paintings:

http://www.home.zonnet.nl/tedvalkenburg/ted/htmlpaginas/catsuit/catsuitfoto.html

http://www.home.zonnet.nl/tedvalkenburg/ted/htmlpaginas/comix/catwomanstoom.html

[Kritish]

http://tinypic.com/la35f

Compaired to all these other pictures this is mild. I mean come on he's comforting a child for god's sake.

[lordsofwar]

http://superherouniverse.com/superheroes/images/fanart/bingham/jan13-05/catwoman-marriage.jpg




Where is this from?

looks like an interesting read!

[XwolverineX]

http://tinypic.com/la35f

I like this pic. What is so wrong with it?

[regwec]

There's nothing wrong with it. The chronically immature may think that it is "gay".

[The BatDude]

http://www.goldenagebatman.com/bat21a.jpg

[The BatDude]

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/comic-covers/Pre-Crisis-Covers/worlds-finest-covers/wf54.jpg (http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/comic-covers/Pre-Crisis-Covers/worlds-finest-covers/wf54.jpg)http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/comic-covers/Pre-Crisis-Covers/worlds-finest-covers/wf7.jpg (http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/comic-covers/Pre-Crisis-Covers/worlds-finest-covers/wf7.jpg)
http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/comic-covers/Pre-Crisis-Covers/worlds-finest-covers/wf14.jpg (http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/comic-covers/Pre-Crisis-Covers/worlds-finest-covers/wf14.jpg)

[MaskedManJRK]

http://www.goldenagebatman.com/bat21a.jpg

They're going to ride them horses 'til it spits!

...

Sorry, I HAD to do that. :D

[Carmine Falcone]

http://www.goldenagebatman.com/bat21a.jpg

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!:D:D

[The BatDude]

why is batman's horse bigger then robin's horse? ummmmmmm

[MaskedManJRK]

why is batman's horse bigger then robin's horse? ummmmmmm

Well, Bats is what, 10-15 years older than Robin. I'm sure when he becomes a man, Robin'll have a huge horse all his own. :)

[XwolverineX]

Where is this from?

looks like an interesting read!







It's form an old Nightwing issue where he teamed up with Catwomen.

[The BatDude]

man theres lot of sexual innuendos with batman and robin maybe thats why
Dr. Fredric Wertham thought those two were gay

[MaskedManJRK]

man theres lot of sexual innuendos with batman and robin maybe thats why
Dr. Fredric Wertham thought those two were gay

Honestly, there wasn't that much (or in the very least, not as blantent) sexual innuendos with the two until AFTER Wertham did his thing and the Comics Code was created.

So, in reality, if they were gay before, Wertham pretty much made them Super-Gay, like, "Queer-Eye" gay.

[regwec]

There was never really anything gay about their relationship. Its basis is supposed to reflect a knight and his squire.

[Lazlo Panaflex]

http://i.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/09-30-05-moviefoods/Unkempt1.jpg

[Yodaman]

http://www.costumeholidayhouse.com/Costume/Adult%20Costume/5470-47w.jpg

[ChrisBaleBatman]

whoa.....that tv dinner one is......whoa.....

[Lazlo Panaflex]

http://image.milehighcomics.com/istore/images/fullsize/07206180254.88.GIFhttp://image.milehighcomics.com/istore/images/fullsize/24038627564.198.GIF

[Timstuff]

Good lord, Batman's son is hideous. With all the chicks Bruce could have chosen to bang, you'd think he'd have picked one who he wasn't closely related to.

[CConn]

Let the kid still came out with yellow hair. :confused:

[ChrisBaleBatman]

lol......maybe it's Jean's kid.....? He was once Bruce's sub-in after all......

[MaskedManJRK]

http://image.milehighcomics.com/istore/images/fullsize/24038627564.198.GIF

It isn't that bad until you imagine what might happen if you're right below him when he's swinging like that.

*shudder*

[MaskedManJRK]

not really a picture, but i made it just for you guys.

http://batmansneck.ytmnd.com/

Hehe, Batman's rockin' out. :D

[dumbery]

by far the worst batman picture ever is......



http://kimdy.kri.re.kr/photogallery/other_pictures/others/Movie_Batman.jpg

[regwec]

In all honesty, the black and silver suit he wears later in the film is worse.

[The BatDude]

In all honesty, the black and silver suit he wears later in the film is worse.
you mean this one?.....

http://thecia.com.au/reviews/b/images/batman-and-robin-6.jpg

[Timstuff]

AAAH MY EYES! The utmost inner chambers of the greasy dark armpit of crummy Batman-ness! :eek:

[dumbery]

you mean this one?.....

http://thecia.com.au/reviews/b/images/batman-and-robin-6.jpg


heh heh batgirl has nipples in this one

[dumbery]

http://www.goldenagebatman.com/bat21a.jpg

i got the perfect title for this one...

BROKEBAT MOUNTAIN

[The BatDude]

i got the perfect title for this one...

BROKEBAT MOUNTAIN

LMAO i wish someone will photoshop a pic of BrokeBat Mountain

[ChrisBaleBatman]

lol.........funny.

[dumbery]

http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/bc/437d6cc2_43b8/bc/My+Documents/brokebat+mountain.jpg?bfWLZ2DBqbyqCxKB



Like this

[The BatDude]

http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/bc/437d6cc2_43b8/bc/My+Documents/brokebat+mountain.jpg?bfWLZ2DBqbyqCxKB



Like this

LOL

[Lazlo Panaflex]

http://image.milehighcomics.com/istore/images/fullsize/97220661824.11.GIFhttp://image.milehighcomics.com/istore/images/fullsize/97220661824.216.GIF

[ChrisBaleBatman]

lol....Superman has X-RAY for nothing I guess......lol, and since when does the GODDAMN Bat knock on doors for information?

[ChrisBaleBatman]

And, btw.......what's Robin looking at......Superman's buns......??

[Hellstormer]

SInce when does Batman have a son?

[MaskedManJRK]

http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/bc/437d6cc2_43b8/bc/My+Documents/brokebat+mountain.jpg?bfWLZ2DBqbyqCxKB



Like this

Red X. :(

[dumbery]

http://brokebatmountain.bravehost.com/

go here to see the pic

[MaskedManJRK]

http://brokebatmountain.bravehost.com/

go here to see the pic

:D Nice.

Even better: Get a pic of Jake and Heith in a homo-erotic position, put Batman and Robin faces over them, and put a quote from the movie ("I wish I knew how to quit you," something like that).

[Lt. Figgnuts]

SInce when does Batman have a son?

The fun of pre-Crisis...

[dumbery]

:D Nice.

Even better: Get a pic of Jake and Heith in a homo-erotic position, put Batman and Robin faces over them, and put a quote from the movie ("I wish I knew how to quit you," something like that).




i almost puked with the initial image search there is NO WAY im searching for two cowboys in a homo-erotic position

[Hellstormer]

The fun of pre-Crisis...Welll I knew the late Batman of Earth-2 had Helena Wayne who would become Huntress but did Earth-1 really have his own sun -chills- that's creepy

[MaskedManJRK]

i almost puked with the initial image search there is NO WAY im searching for two cowboys in a homo-erotic position

Just search for pics of Brokeback Mountain.

[LivingInClip]

http://img54.imageshack.us/img54/6721/wildcatsjla4ro.jpg

There ya' go.

[storyteller]

what issue is this from . i mean kid flash wasnt around for superman and batamn: electric boogaloo.

[ShadowBoxing]

http://www.beggingtodiffer.com/archives/Gay%20Batman.jpg
http://www.corriere.fantascienza.com/imgbank/NEWS/batman.jpg
http://www.killoggs.com/getdata.php?image_id=3764
http://i.tvspielfilm.de/img/gen/B/B/HBBBA0FaiCS_Pxgen_r_240x360.jpg

[ChrisBaleBatman]

Wtf............

[MaskedManJRK]

http://img54.imageshack.us/img54/6721/wildcatsjla4ro.jpg

There ya' go.

I think that's more of a "Worst Picture of Superman" myself. That's only Batman's worst by assoisation, and that's no where near as fun.

[Lazlo Panaflex]

http://www.gasolinealleyantiques.com/cartoon/images/Superhero/3mex-venom.JPGhttp://www.gasolinealleyantiques.com/cartoon/images/Superhero/topper-robin.JPG

[Savage]

http://www.gasolinealleyantiques.com/cartoon/images/Superhero/3mex-venom.JPGhttp://www.gasolinealleyantiques.com/cartoon/images/Superhero/topper-robin.JPG
...the...f**k?:confused:

[boywondernerdDC]

WORST Batman pictures:
http://comics.org/graphics/covers/216/400/216_4_073.jpg
holy god...i am speechless

[Hellstormer]

http://www.gasolinealleyantiques.com/cartoon/images/Superhero/3mex-venom.JPGhttp://www.gasolinealleyantiques.com/cartoon/images/Superhero/topper-robin.JPGI bought that in Mexico:p

[Lazlo Panaflex]

A deleted scene from B:TAS











http://www.frankdecaro.com/recipes/photos/batman-and-robin/Batman%20Kiss.jpg

[Hellstormer]

A deleted scene from B:TAS











http://www.frankdecaro.com/recipes/photos/batman-and-robin/Batman%20Kiss.jpgBatman: Mua ha ha now you're mine
Robin: Rubber lips:p

[regwec]

There's nothing especially "wrong" with that, apart from the fact that Batman and Robin are not gay in mainstream continuity. It isn't a bad drawing as such.

[ChrisBaleBatman]

.................................

[Nathan]

'k... that just made me shudder.

[Hellstormer]

This isn't a worst picture of Batman but I didn't wanna open a new thread to show this, please say that's not what I think it is.
http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/8148/3647513109016xk.gif

[HerosOnFilm]

A wooden stake to kill vampires with :O

[boywondernerdDC]

or a dildo

[drastic_quench]

Boy, good thing you didn't spoil it for me.

[Hellstormer]

lmao

[The Dark Guybrush]

Boy, good thing you didn't spoil it for me.

lol

[boywondernerdDC]

yeah i thought to many people might want to read and find out instead of me telling you lol

[The BatDude]

it's a toy

[CConn]

There's nothing especially "wrong" with that, apart from the fact that Batman and Robin are not gay in mainstream continuity. It isn't a bad drawing as such....why do I agree that? :confused: :(

[NHawk19]

http://www.pittsburghcomicon.com/pages/Galleries/2005/quicksketch/images/Comicon_Art_20.jpg

[Hellstormer]

Lmao

[MaskedManJRK]

http://www.pittsburghcomicon.com/pages/Galleries/2005/quicksketch/images/Comicon_Art_20.jpg

They should do it like Billy Madison:

"Batman -- I want you.

Superman

P.S.: I'm horny."

:D

[Lazlo Panaflex]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v724/panaf/b35.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v724/panaf/b222.gif
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v724/panaf/b229.gif

[souloffire]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v724/panaf/b35.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v724/panaf/b222.gif
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v724/panaf/b229.gif
That's werid it doesn't say that on my copies. Heh heh.

[LinternaVerde]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v724/panaf/b222.gif


hehehehe

the "paul is dead" legend!!!!!

the back cover of sgt peppers!

http://www.upv.es/%7Eecabrera/pepper/icon/1.jpg

[trustyside-kick]

I do not have a picture..but I REALLY hated the artist and cover artist for the series that came out right after HUSH finished..I think the series was called Broken City?

[Hellstormer]

That was one of my favorite arcs! :eek:

[Miss Webb]

Where's the pic of Batman in a PINK cowl...it was on the original tv series.

Damn, that thing was ugly. Ugly and freaky...

[The BatDude]

I do not have a picture..but I REALLY hated the artist and cover artist for the series that came out right after HUSH finished..I think the series was called Broken City?
guy's name is Eduardo Risso

http://www.metronews.ca/uploadedImages/batman_article.jpg

[The BatDude]

Where's the pic of Batman in a PINK cowl...it was on the original tv series.

Damn, that thing was ugly. Ugly and freaky...
this might not be what your looking for but it's still the same

http://superdickery.com/images/seduction/24038627564241.gif

[Hellstormer]

I thinke he stole Catman's costume in the back there and how the heck is that hot pink color red?

[MaskedManJRK]

I do not have a picture..but I REALLY hated the artist and cover artist for the series that came out right after HUSH finished..I think the series was called Broken City?

YOU GO TO HELL! YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE!!! :mad: :down

[ToddIsDead]

Eduardo Risso is one of the best Batman artists in awhile. Period.

[Mee]

Eduardo Risso is one of the best Batman artists in awhile. Period.
Meh...to each his own I guess.

[Lazlo Panaflex]

YOU GO TO HELL! YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE!!! :mad: :down
I can see your taking the news so well. :)

http://www.recoveryman.com/pix/rman.gif

[MaskedManJRK]

I can see your taking the news so well. :)

http://www.recoveryman.com/pix/rman.gif

...

...

:confused:

[BatScot]

Eduardo Risso is one of the best Batman artists in awhile. Period.:up:

[BatScot]

You thought nippples were bad:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v434/Anthropod/temp/23dc44f2.jpg

Batman: Year One concept art

... I just hope to god there are tights underneath that loin cloth!

[Hellstormer]

You thought nippples were bad:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v434/Anthropod/temp/23dc44f2.jpg

Batman: Year One concept art

... I just hope to god there are tights underneath that loin cloth!
Bat-Crotch meet Bat nipples.http://www.fantasfilm.com/image/x-batman-et-robin-cc1.jpg
O yea it was meant to be.

[The BatDude]

only thing that will make that costume even gayer is a freakin dildo on his head like in Orgazmo

[BatScot]

http://image.milehighcomics.com/istore/images/fullsize/24038627564.198.GIFGREATEST BATMAN COVER EVER ;)

[The BatDude]

i wish i had a super powered dog
http://www.comictreadmill.com/images/batman158-thumb.jpg

[Lazlo Panaflex]

The stupidest, lamest piss poor excuse for a comic book done by the worst artist in the universe of comic books Klaus Janson.

http://image.milehighcomics.com/istore/images/fullsize/07874456418.1.GIF

[Lazlo Panaflex]

http://image.milehighcomics.com/istore/images/fullsize/97220661824.211.GIF

:confused: :confused:

[Mee]

The stupidest, lamest piss poor excuse for a comic book done by the worst artist in the universe of comic books Klaus Janson.

http://image.milehighcomics.com/istore/images/fullsize/07874456418.1.GIF
Yeah Janson should stick to inking.

[ToddIsDead]

The stupidest, lamest piss poor excuse for a comic book done by the worst artist in the universe of comic books Klaus Janson.

http://image.milehighcomics.com/istore/images/fullsize/07874456418.1.GIF
I had that. I bought it several years ago, read it, and never saw it again. I guess that was for the best.

[regwec]

http://superdickery.com/images/seduction/24038627564241.gif
That's like a wet dream for Mattel's toy franchises.

[Cobblepot]

Yeah Janson should stick to inking.

Janson is a freakin' genius!
Go read Gothic!:mad:

[super85]

The stupidest, lamest piss poor excuse for a comic book done by the worst artist in the universe of comic books Klaus Janson.

http://image.milehighcomics.com/istore/images/fullsize/07874456418.1.GIF

Janson is a very good inker when he inks Romita JR or Frank Miller. IMO. Not a huge fan of his pencil work.

[That-Guy]

I also hate Klaus Jansen's artwork, but why does EVERYONE except me hate that Batman/Spawn story? I thought it was interesting and well written, and a hell of a lot better than the Miller/McFarlane turdbomb Spawn/Batman that came out at the same time.

I can understand that people might not have liked Batman/Spawn because it wasn't what they expected or hoped for from such a story but hell... I've read MUCH worse inter-company crossover books. Did anyone ever read Daredevil/Batman (the one where Two-Face and Hyde are the villains)? Man, did that suck. Or how about Silver Surfer/Superman? Another one that was terrible. Deathmate (the Image/Valiant crossover) also was pretty weak. All in all, there haven't been all that many good inter-company crossovers simply because the writers usually try to jampack a whole bunch of stuff into a book that 9 times out of 10 isn't long enough for any of it to be satisfying. One of the few exceptions (in my opinion) was Green Lantern/Silver Surfer... I really enjoyed that story because they balanced out the characters well and anytime Thanos is the big bad, you've got a good chance at the story being good.

[trustyside-kick]

Don't care what you guys say....the artist of Broken City sucked ass..I could not stand reading the what..6 comics long? series but I dealt with it just to read the story..even though the story sucked anyway...

Also...you LIKED how he drew some of the villains? COME ON...pure crap..his drawings of Batman were not as bad as the villains but still crap.

[super85]

I loved Eduardo Rissos artwork in "Broken City" thought it was great, and yea I really liked his take on the Pimp Style Killer Crock.

Risso is becoming a favorite of mine, have read the first few collections of his and Azzarellos "100 Bullets". Cool stuff.

[Miss Webb]

this might not be what your looking for but it's still the same

http://superdickery.com/images/seduction/24038627564241.gif


LOL, that's similar...but in the original TV series with Adam West, something happened to Bats cowl. He put on a pink one as a substitute. I don't have to tell you how bad that looked with the dark costume...he looked like a reject from Brokeback Mountain...:eek:

[Mee]

LOL, that's similar...but in the original TV series with Adam West, something happened to Bats cowl. He put on a pink one as a substitute. I don't have to tell you how bad that looked with the dark costume...he looked like a reject from Brokeback Mountain...:eek:
BrokeBAT Mountain. Yes I'm very clever.

[javi1024]

I loved Eduardo Rissos artwork in "Broken City" thought it was great, and yea I really liked his take on the Pimp Style Killer Crock.
i HATED his killer croc. they only time i liked his drawing was when (i think) the ventriloquist was using scarface to beatdown of his thugs. showed alot of emotion, but other than that i dont like him.

[LinternaVerde]

batman, robin & super jerry lewis
http://www.arkivperu.com/baul_romjuv2.jpg

http://www.arkivperu.com/baul_romjuv3.jpg
http://www.arkivperu.com/baul_romjuv4.jpg

[LinternaVerde]

http://www.arkivperu.com/baul_baticomic1.jpg
http://www.arkivperu.com/baul_baticomic2.jpg
http://www.arkivperu.com/baul_supercomic3.jpghttp://www.arkivperu.com/baul_supercomicy.jpg.jpg

[Lazlo Panaflex]

Que? No comprendo, but seriously when I lived in Ecuador I managed to collect a lot of Spanish Batman comics and I still have them.

But they were never released chronologically and so they would skip lots of issues and when it came to multi-part stories sometimes they'd never print them all.

[Miss Webb]

That Jerry Lewis combo is absurd beyond belief. :mad:

[CConn]

And just imagine if we could actually read Peruian.

[Lazlo Panaflex]

http://www.superdickery.com/images/dick/216_4_154.jpg
http://www.superdickery.com/images/dick/216_4_177.jpg

[drastic_quench]

I had a chance to buy that World's Finest issue on Ebay.

[Amazing Afroman]

http://image.milehighcomics.com/istore/images/fullsize/97220661824.211.GIF

:confused: :confused:

That's not a bad Bat-picture per say. It just illustrates his utter disregard for Superman’s welfare. Bruce you're such a jerk sometimes! Sheesh!

[boywondernerdDC]

http://silverage.greatnow.com/covers/World's_Finest_Comics_61.jpg


yeah uhhh weird

[nite-owl]

http://www.superdickery.com/images/other/07206180254162.gif

[Morgoth]

http://www.superdickery.com/images/dick/216_4_177.jpg[/quote]I kinda' like this.

[Morgoth]

http://www.superdickery.com/images/other/07206180254162.gif

Peter Jackson's Batman.

[ChrisBaleBatman]

lol. Bat Kong.

[Lazlo Panaflex]

http://image.milehighcomics.com/istore/images/fullsize/12762915872.68.GIF

Holy copyright infringement, Batman!

[storyteller]

this might not be what your looking for but it's still the same

http://superdickery.com/images/seduction/24038627564241.gif
Really what is the story behind this issue?

[Mee]

Really what is the story behind this issue?
Ever heard of crack? DC writers have.

[Lazlo Panaflex]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v724/panaf/751px-Batmanbatmite.jpg

[Savage]

...*sigh* I hate you CBS.:mad:

[Bishop2]

Really what is the story behind this issue?

Robin broke his arm, and Bruce was afraid that the public would realize that since both Dick Grayson and Robin have broken arms, they're one in the same. So he came up with a solution: Wearing increasingly ridiculously-colored costumes, so that nobody paid any attention to Robin whenever they arrived on the scene. It all culminated in him showing up in a RAINBOW-striped costume. Of course, the ruse worked. All that anybody noticed or talked about in the press was how Batman was going insane and wearing ape**** costumes, and Dick's secret was safe.

Seriously.

[jaydawg]

Gotta love that 50s genius. Cause having a sidekick with a broken arm with you on a case is always more logical than leaving him to recover.

[Savage]

"Recovery? HAHAAA F**k That! Hand me my pink cape!"

[batmaluco]

lol
enters the Batman: the pink knight!

[Sandman138]

All that you "proved" to me is that you can't think originally. I was proven wrong no where. Also, you keep using the same picture, I think that's the only Sale picture you've ever seen. Kelly Jone's are is ugly and goofy looking, Sale's is atmospheric and stylish. For someone who humps Kelly Jones' leg so much, I thought you would appreciate the exxageration of features to enhance character. Guess not, hypocrite. :rolleyes:

Important distinction. Kelly Jones Batman art is really bad (with the exception of Mr. Freeze and some ocaisional pannels where he pulls off what he was going for). Kelly Jones is a very good artist, and one need only look at Sandman for proof.

[Sandman138]

That's all well and good, but..

http://image.milehighcomics.com/istore/images/fullsize/07206180254.493.GIF
To me, this doesn't strike terror. It causes laughter.

I think that's a good one. It's nice and creepy and if Jones' run had been like that consistantly (rather than things like Batman wearing a quilt and overall just lazy pencils for the most part) then I would have loved his run.

[Sandman138]

Goth atmospherics are all well and good. Too bad Kelly Jones can't draw. You want excellent Goth atmospherics? Go read Arkham Asylum, Dave McKean is God.

You didn't like Kelly Jones art on Calliope? Seasons Of Mists?

[drastic_quench]

If I want to see a creepy Batman: Mignola > Kelly Jones.

[Savage]

:up:

[Flame on!]

I think that's a good one. It's nice and creepy and if Jones' run had been like that consistantly (rather than things like Batman wearing a quilt and overall just lazy pencils for the most part) then I would have loved his run.
What the hell, are you looking at the same picture? What's he doing with his hands? What's up those horns?

[Sandman138]

What the hell, are you looking at the same picture? What's he doing with his hands? What's up those horns?

I got no problem with Batman being tied to the Occult.

[Flame on!]

I got no problem with Batman being tied to the Occult.
Everyone else has.

[Sandman138]

Good for them. Maybe they should think about the nature of dressing up like a bat and ask why that doesn't lend itself to the Occult.

[Flame on!]

Good for them. Maybe they should think about the nature of dressing up like a bat and ask why that doesn't lend itself to the Occult.
Maybe you should ask yourself how it lends to the occult.

[Sandman138]

Maybe you should ask yourself how it lends to the occult.

Hmm, dressing up as a bat to take on its fear inducing qualities, that doesn't sound like esoteric ritual to you?

[Sandman138]

If I want to see a creepy Batman: Mignola > Kelly Jones.

I'm not saying Jones was the best Batman artist, far from it. Just that some of the stuff he was trying to do was cool IMO, and I would have liked to have seen it work out a bit better. Jones run was ruined by a rushed feeling to the work (in contrast to his work on books like Sandman and Deadman) more than the overall style he was trying to acheive. At least, that's how I feel about it.

[The Question]

http://www.superdickery.com/images/dick/216_4_177.jpg



You'd think Clark and Bruce would be hoping the two sociopaths kill each other.

[MaskedManJRK]

You didn't like Kelly Jones art on Calliope? Seasons Of Mists?

Nope, not even Seasons of Mists. You know you're a crap artist when not even the holyness that is Gailman and Sandman can't save it.

Basically, only Mignolia, McKean, and the guy who did The Cult are the only people who should do horror Batman. EVER.

[theMan-Bat]

Now your talking crap. Kelley Jones is the best artist that did Sandman and most peoples favourite. Better then Mike Dringenberg. Dave Mckean only did covers. Even Dave Sims (Cerebus) agrees with me.

Sandman really hit its stride when Kelley Jones was drawing it and Kelley Jones looks a lot like Wrightson.

http://www.cerebusfangirl.com/artists/siminterview.html

By the way, Calliope is in Dream Country. Wrightson is the guy who did The Cult.
http://image.milehighcomics.com/istore/images/fullsize/07206180254.493.GIF
In the Batman picture by Kelley Jones above, he's puting his hands up in active movement, inspecting
her corpse. He is a detective. The ears do look sinister. That's the point. "Criminals are cowardly. A superstitious cowardly lot. My disguise must strike terror into there hearts. I must be a creature. A creature of the night. Black. Terrible." The supernatural/paranormal, the occult, has been a part of Batman comics since Detective #31 (1939) when the vampires, the Monk and Dala, first appeared. Batman becomes a vampire in the Gerry Conway/Gene Colan run (1982). There's Nocturna, Batman's vampire girlfriend (from 1983-1985), etc.

Kelley Jones originally took his cues more from Berni Wrightson, his original primary artistic influence on the Sandman books etc. When he became the artist on the Batman title Jones became influenced by the classic Bob Kane Batman and classic EC horror books, becoming more stylized and his art on Batman reflects that. Kelley Jones wicked art does not belong on a worst Batman pics thread.

50's and 60's Batman and Bat-Mite does. Art by Sheldon Moldoff.
http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f341/themanbat/spoofbatmite.jpg

[Sandman138]

Now your talking crap. Kelley Jones is the best artist that did Sandman. Better then Mike Dringenberg. Dave Mckean only did covers. Even Dave Sims (Cerebus) agrees with me.

Sandman really hit its stride when Kelley Jones was drawing it and Kelley Jones looks a lot like Wrightson.

I wouldn't put him above Hemple, Thompson, Zulli, or Russell, but he was definatly up there.

[batmaluco]

More crappy Batman:

http://www.comics.org/graphics/covers/141/400/141_4_0000039.jpg

http://www.comics.org/graphics/covers/141/400/141_4_0000072.jpg

http://www.comics.org/graphics/covers/141/400/141_4_0000032.jpg

[regwec]

So crappy that they are invisible...

[batmaluco]

So crappy that they are invisible...
lol :D

here they are:
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/141_4_0000039.jpg

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/141_4_0000072.jpg

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/141_4_0000032.jpg

[Savage]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/141_4_0000039.jpg

...How the hell do you even do that?:confused:

[regwec]

That is stupid, but considerably less so than the opening scene of Batman and Robin when Robin manages to make a perfect silhouette of his symbol while driving his motorcycle through a wall.

[Sandman138]

...How the hell do you even do that?:confused:

Prep time:o

[The Question]

...How the hell do you even do that?:confused:


It looks like Robin carved that out and Batman's falling through it. But a more important question: What the **** does that have to do with Catwoman? :confused:

[regwec]

Well, back then three stories could be told in a single comic. Nowadays, a car journey takes three comics...

[Hellstormer]

Well, back then three stories could be told in a single comic. Nowadays, a car journey takes three comics...
It turned into a jet, then a boat :p

[Lazlo Panaflex]

http://mywebpage.netscape.com/SGTGAFSNA/batmaratdone.jpg
http://www.sweetmonkey.net/pic/val/bat-mom.jpg

[Sandman138]

http://mywebpage.netscape.com/SGTGAFSNA/batmaratdone.jpg

It's almost redeemed for the picture it drew over.

[LennonMcCartney]

I agree that the Kelly Jones Knightfall issue does not belong in this thread. Personally, I like the returns pic. What picture the bat-suicide has been created from?

[Sandman138]

http://www.mystudios.com/masters/david-marat-1793.jpg

The Death of Marat

Jean-Paul Marat was sitting in the bathtub when his last hour struck on July 13, 1793. A teacher of languages, a journalist and a physician, Marat had turned out to be one of the most radical demagogues the 1789 Revolution produced. He spent much time in the tub to find relief from a chronic, itchy rash. He wore compresses on his forehead to relieve headaches from which he also suffered. While he was bathing on that fateful day, he was reading a letter from Charlotte Corday, the great-granddaughter of the playwright Pierre Corneille. The young noblewoman had tried in vain to gain admittance to Marat. Now she had sent him a letter in which she slyly suggested a tete-a-tete. He let her in and she stabbed him. Marat died instantly.
Some contemporaries must have been pleased at the deed. Marat had been a tough customer. He had had 860 gallows erected to deal with his political enemies and had sent over 200,000 of them to the guillotine. His opponents may have considered his death a just revenge. His adherents, however, celebtated him as the martyr of a just cause. Appointed master of ceremonies at the hero's funeral, painter Jacques-Louis David was a fervent revolutionary and a personal friend of Marat. He obliged by putting Marat's corpse on canvas just as he had had it put on display: with his bare chest and wounds visible. On October 15, 1793 David presented the picture to the National Assembly. It became the symbol of the French Revolution. Copies of it were placed on church altars, smothered under billowing clouds of incense. Even in public offices copies of the painting were supposed to replace Crucifixes and royal portraits. However, before it could get out of hand, the personality cult was stopped by Robespierre's fall and the arrest of Jacques-Louis David. On February 10 the painting was removed from the chamber of the National Assembly.

I believe in Marat, the almighty, the Creator of freedom and equality, our hope, who strikes terror into the aristocracy, who has gone forth from the heart of the nation and is revealed in the Revolution, who was murdered by the enemies of the Republic, who poured forth upon us the breath of freedom, who has descended into the Elysian Fields, whence he will one day return to judge and condemn the aristocracy.
A contemporaneous anonymous "Creed"
(July 1793-February 1795)

http://www.mystudios.com/masters/david.html

[Lazlo Panaflex]

http://www.u-s-a.ch/images/ivo/batman.jpg

what the hell?

[Mee]

That's like if Kelly Jones' Batman were anorexic.

[seamaharaj]

:eek:okay now this is the worst picture i have ever seen and soooooo nasty... jeez who knew how nasty "google" could be!!!!!!!!! :batman:http://www.beggingtodiffer.com/archives/Gay%20Batman.jpg

[drastic_quench]

repost

[MaskedManJRK]

:eek:okay now this is the worst picture i have ever seen and soooooo nasty... jeez who knew how nasty "google" could be!!!!!!!!! :batman:http://www.beggingtodiffer.com/archives/Gay%20Batman.jpg

You didn't realize that?

...

You're new to the internet biz', aren't you? :o

[Savage]

http://www.u-s-a.ch/images/ivo/batman.jpg

what the hell?
From the Bat-toosie to Walk Like an Egyptian. Bats has deeper issues than I thought.

[LennonMcCartney]

Thanks for the info Sandman.

[Miss Webb]

Bats looks like a twizzer...

[Timstuff]

http://image.milehighcomics.com/istore/images/fullsize/97220661824.11.GIF

Batman: "Wait a second, I'm a friggin' billionare. What the crap am I doing growing a victory garden and pulling weeds?"

[theMan-Bat]

"Gosh!"
http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/7190/1batman19601lb.jpg

[theMan-Bat]

"Stop that!"
http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f341/themanbat/spoofaadams61.jpg

[Yodaman]

^^

:D Too funny.

[trustyside-kick]

From the Bat-toosie to Walk Like an Egyptian. Bats has deeper issues than I thought.

Ya...that picture you are referring to should be burned...

[theMan-Bat]

http://image.milehighcomics.com/istore/images/fullsize/97220661824.97.GIF

[Two-Face]

Superman betraying Batman! WTF neverless it's funny!

[Rynan]

http://image.milehighcomics.com/istore/images/fullsize/97220661824.97.GIF

Batman: "Oh, Hi Clark Kent of the Daily Planet!"

[The BatDude]

http://image.milehighcomics.com/istore/images/fullsize/97220661824.97.GIF
it who been funny if Batman and Robin have found out the cure for AIDS or whatever, having Superman busting in ruining the whole thing
or Supes thats credit for the whole thing by selling the cure to the press

[theMan-Bat]

Hahaha!

[drastic_quench]

Batman: "Oh, Hi Clark Kent of the Daily Planet!"

Bwahahahahahahaha!

[titan101]

http://imgboot.com/images/blackjack60/13seesaw_320x480.jpg

[trustyside-kick]

http://imgboot.com/images/blackjack60/13seesaw_320x480.jpg

That screams out "GAY".

:/

[Two-Face]

Yeah that’s pretty disturbing.

[ToddIsDead]

No, it screams out "PEDOPHILIA" or "CHILD MOLESTATION".

[nite-owl]

http://imgboot.com/images/blackjack60/13seesaw_320x480.jpg

Is it me or does batman look like bananaman there.

[The Dark Guybrush]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3a/Batbed.jpg

[The BatDude]

http://imgboot.com/images/blackjack60/13seesaw_320x480.jpg
is that chick laughing?

[Fledermaus]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3a/Batbed.jpg

What the f**k. That is wrong, wrong, wrong.

[theMan-Bat]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3a/Batbed.jpg

In the same bed and a shower together?! The 1950's and 60's Batman is extremely gay, lol.

[Sandman138]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3a/Batbed.jpg

This is my new answer to people who claim there was no gay subtext to Batman and Robin's relationship.:up: :up:

[Palpadious]

http://imgboot.com/images/blackjack60/13seesaw_320x480.jpg

Superman: "He doesn't do that to my ass anymore since Robin came along"

[trustyside-kick]

No, it screams out "PEDOPHILIA" or "CHILD MOLESTATION".

That is if you are paying attention to the fact that Bats is dry humping Robin...I was just talking about in general the whole scene screaming out gay. =P

[Comic Book Boy]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3a/Batbed.jpg
Gotta be fake....



....Gotta...

[Comic Book Boy]

Superman: "He doesn't do that to my ass anymore since Robin came along"
:batman:

[MaskedManJRK]

This is my new answer to people who claim there was no gay subtext to Batman and Robin's relationship.:up: :up:

Does anyone know the year when the comic with that panel came out? If it's what I think it is, it supports my hyposthesis:

Fredric Wertham, with his attempts to destroy the comics world, succeeded in either making Batman and Robin gay, or made it more transparent.

[titan101]

Gotta be fake....



....Gotta...unfourtunately it's a real picture.

[Bishop2]

http://imgboot.com/images/blackjack60/13seesaw_320x480.jpg

I don't recall Superman being a fatass. Just because he's super strong doesn't make him SUPER-HEAVY.

[trustyside-kick]

unfourtunately it's a real picture.

Yes...sadly it is...and those comics are called the "Golden Age" if I am right? :eek:

[Vile]

...Should be renamed the Rainbow Age...

[Bishop2]

I love how he even specifies that he wants a COLD shower... oy... Bruce has morning wood.

[theMan-Bat]

Yes...sadly it is...and those comics are called the "Golden Age" if I am right? :eek:

Late Golden Age and Silver Age 50's and 60's was the Rainbow Batman's era.
http://www.goldenagecomix.net/detective/Detective241.jpg
The "red" costume looks like PINK.

[trustyside-kick]

Gah...crap.

[batmaluco]

Late Golden Age and Silver Age 50's and 60's was the Rainbow Batman's era.
http://www.goldenagecomix.net/detective/Detective241.jpg
The "red" costume looks like PINK.
Batman: "I shall strike laughter in the heart of the criminals"...

[Two-Face]

WTF?! but funny :D I wonder if Schumacher read these before directing Batman? :D

[trustyside-kick]

WTF?! but funny :D I wonder if Schumacher read these before directing Batman? :D

If he did he probably thought it wasn't a bad idea. :o

[Mr. Socko]

No, he didn't or else Batman would have worn 5 different color suits on top of rubber nipples and 10 Bat-butt shots.

[theMan-Bat]

Eek!

[Mr. Socko]

Joel Schumacher is the reason why homosexuals should not direct Batman movies.

[trustyside-kick]

Okay...this is not exactly just Batman but it includes him...this one just screams out "what the f*** were the writers thinking?".

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v643/dhunter22/Batman_panel_-_Robin_what_have_I_do.jpg

[ToddIsDead]

I believe the story of that issue is that Robin broke his arm, so Bats has to wear different colored costumes to distract people so they don't see that Robin has a cast on and they make a connection with Dick Grayson, who also has a cast. Ofcourse, he can't just leave the young boy with the broken arm home while he heals...:o

[trustyside-kick]

I don't see Robin with a cast on in that cover. Also from reading the cover...what you just said makes no sense.

[Vile]

I believe the story of that issue is that Robin broke his arm, so Bats has to wear different colored costumes to distract people so they don't see that Robin has a cast on and they make a connection with Dick Grayson, who also has a cast. Ofcourse, he can't just leave the young boy with the broken arm home while he heals...:o

That plot synopsis made my day.

[LennonMcCartney]

Wow, thats amazing. Amazingly idiotic. Whatever, it was the 1950s, comics weren't take seriously.

[trustyside-kick]

Yea but that is just...wrong...why would you ever think of writing that in the story line? I mean come on! :eek:

I wonder what Bob Kane thinks about that issue or just the picture itself when looking at it now.

[theMan-Bat]

Yea but that is just...wrong...why would you ever think of writing that in the story line? I mean come on! :eek:

I wonder what Bob Kane thinks about that issue or just the picture itself when looking at it now.

Bob Kane didn't have anything to do with that! Bob Kane didn't draw any of that! Bob Kane stoped drawing Batman comics in 1943 when the Batman newspaper strip started and Jerry Robinson, who had been inking Bob Kane, took over the art in the Batman comics in the 40's. Bob Kane died November 3rd 1998. The Rainbow Batman was drawn by Sheldon Moldoff and written by Edmond Hamilton in 1957.
http://www.goldenagecomix.net/detective/Detective241.jpg

[Mr. Socko]

Bob Kane didn't draw Batman. Bill Finger did.

[theMan-Bat]

Bob Kane didn't draw Batman. Bill Finger did.

No, Bob Kane drew Batman and Bill Finger wrote Batman.

[Bishop2]

I saw Bob Kane show off the way that he drew Batman when he was on Oprah (yes, Oprah) back in 1995. So obviously he did draw Batman at some point.

[trustyside-kick]

He drew the very first Batman...was in Detective Comics...don't remember the issue though. But it was like Detective Comics "The Bat-Man" or something like that.

[theMan-Bat]

Yes, Bob Kane drew the Batman, mysterious creature of the night (not the Rainbow Batman), from Detective #27 1939 to 1943 when the Batman newspaper strip started and Jerry Robinson, who had been inking Bob Kane's art, took over the art in the Batman comics in the 40's.

[trustyside-kick]

Yea. That was the suit where he had the wider ears and short blue gloves.

[theMan-Bat]

Yea. That was the suit where he had the wider ears and short blue gloves.

Exactly. It's all in Batman Chronicles volume one.

[Mr. Socko]

No, Bob Kane drew Batman and Bill Finger wrote Batman.

I always thought it was the opposite:eek:

Wow, didn't know that. So then Finger really deserves alot more credit then what he is given.

[Mr. Socko]

Yea. That was the suit where he had the wider ears and short blue gloves.

Oh lord, I hate that version. It looks so corny.

[trustyside-kick]

Lol, tis a classic though. =P

[MaskedManJRK]

Oh lord, I hate that version. It looks so corny.

I always prefered the more angular version of the ears than the current horns. They make him look more bat-like, you know?

But yes, the blue gloves were corny.

[trustyside-kick]

Growing up never seeing that version of Batman til a few years ago felt so odd. Cause you are so used to a much different cowl and gloves. I think it is odd that we are talking about the gloves though, lol. When people talk about artists it is normally about the cowls or how they put the bat symbol on; circle around the bat or not kinda thing.

[theMan-Bat]

Oh lord, I hate that version. It looks so corny.

I love the original long bat ears, angular black cowl and even the weird gloves. He was sinister looking and demonic looking. He looked like a villain. He even had a gun and actually killed people. He punched cops.

[MaskedManJRK]

I love the original long bat ears, angular black cowl and even the weird gloves. He was sinister looking and demonic looking. He looked like a villain. He even had a gun and actually killed people. He punched cops.

He still punches cops, but only if they're corrupt or get in his way. :o

[theMan-Bat]

He still punches cops, but only if they're corrupt or get in his way. :o

I know. I never he said he doesn't. :o

[theMan-Bat]

http://image.milehighcomics.com/istore/images/fullsize/12762915872.68.GIF

[trustyside-kick]

Man does he look stupid in that cover. :/

Looks like he has clown shoes too.

[Rynan]

http://image.milehighcomics.com/istore/images/fullsize/12762915872.68.GIF

What the hell is wrong with the rogues over there? It's like they're high or something.

[trustyside-kick]

Wonder what they are smoking...must be good. :up:

[MaskedManJRK]

I know. I never he said he doesn't. :o

Ah. I just assumed since you were mentioning things Batman doesn't have or do anymore alongside them. :o

[theMan-Bat]

Ah. I just assumed since you were mentioning things Batman doesn't have or do anymore alongside them. :o

I was explaining what I love about the original Batman costume and the original Bill Finger/Bob Kane
stories. :o

[Bishop2]

This isn't really a horrible picture of Batman per se, but when I saw it... well, it certainly calls to mind an interesting DC/Marvel crossover.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v722/moviemaniacs/marveldc.jpg

For a real lousy Batman, though, how about this Batman painting by Francis Tsai?

http://insidecg.com/features/2002_5/francis/01_batman_remix_t.jpg