Post the worst pictures of Batman

[trustyside-kick]

http://insidecg.com/features/2002_5/francis/01_batman_remix_t.jpg

HOLY CRAP. Is that a real drawing or did someone fool around in Photoshop? That is a terrible pic. :x

[The BatDude]

weren't the gloves purple?

[trustyside-kick]

weren't the gloves purple?

In Kane's first Batman drawing? Nah I'm pretty sure blue.

[theMan-Bat]

For a real lousy Batman, though, how about this Batman painting by Francis Tsai?

http://insidecg.com/features/2002_5/francis/01_batman_remix_t.jpg

Hahahaha!

[trustyside-kick]

Oh...that is a painting...didn't read that guy's post just saw the picture and posted lol. Crap painting then. :down

[The BatDude]

http://insidecg.com/features/2002_5/francis/01_batman_remix_t.jpg
the background is cool but man does that Batman look butt ugly

[theMan-Bat]

In Kane's first Batman drawing? Nah I'm pretty sure blue.

He wore small purple gloves in Detective #27 and 28 (1939), then blue gloves starting in Detective #29 to 35 (1939-1940), then the modern style gloves with the bat wing points on the sides starting in Detective #36 (1940).

[trustyside-kick]

Ah. Proven wrong. Course, pictures would have been ok too. =P

[drastic_quench]

weren't the gloves purple?
Yes.
http://img118.imageshack.us/img118/8200/zbobkane13qx.jpg

The official 1st appearance toy:
http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/6906/1103dcfabatman4fw.jpg

[theMan-Bat]

Ah. Proven wrong. Course, pictures would have been ok too. =P

I didn't want to post those pictures on the worst pictures of Batman thread.

[The BatDude]

edit

[trustyside-kick]

I didn't want to post those pictures on the worst pictures of Batman thread.

Ya, I can understand that.

[Bishop2]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v722/moviemaniacs/batass5.jpg

Yes, this is actually from the comic. Now that's ass. I don't know who the artist was.

[drastic_quench]

Kelly Jones.

[theMan-Bat]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v722/moviemaniacs/batass5.jpg

Yes, this is actually from the comic. Now that's ass. I don't know who the artist was.

That is wicked. Love it or hate it, I love Kelley Jones style. I love how Kelley Jones draws Batman. Very shadowy. Very dark and sinister. And Joker looks very insane. I even love the hair.

[Bishop2]

Just looking at Batman's hands, and the placement of his eyes and teeth... jesus, he's a god damn mutant. And the Joker looks like Martin Short on a bad day.

[theMan-Bat]

Just looking at Batman's hands, and the placement of his eyes and teeth... jesus, he's a god damn mutant. And the Joker looks like Martin Short on a bad day.

It's exaggerated. So is the art by Sales, Jim Lee, Miller, Bisley, Sienkiewicz etc. They each exaggerate in different ways.

[trustyside-kick]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v722/moviemaniacs/batass5.jpg

Yes, this is actually from the comic. Now that's ass. I don't know who the artist was.

What the...

[theMan-Bat]

http://image.milehighcomics.com/istore/images/fullsize/07206180254.183.GIF

[Bishop2]

Uh... his drink is spiked?

[Mr. Socko]

He's drinking beer and has a tub of popcorn lol

Is that from a real comic book cover?

[Bishop2]

Yes. I've seen that cover before in person.

[Mr. Socko]

The 60s was a strange decade...

[theMan-Bat]

http://image.milehighcomics.com/istore/images/fullsize/07206180254.191.GIF

[Mr. Socko]

Disturbing...

[Batman]

I'm sad to say I used to own that issue. :(

[trustyside-kick]

Disturbing...

Disturbing is too small a word...so small that words cannot describe it....but retarded is close? :)

[The Ether]

http://image.milehighcomics.com/istore/images/fullsize/07206180254.191.GIF
I would bid for the batmobile:)

[trustyside-kick]

That, and the utility belt. :up:

[Bishop2]

I'd bid on Alfred. :p

[theMan-Bat]

http://www.kinglawler.com/batman.jpg
http://grouper.com/GlobalMedia/MediaDetails.aspx?id=537214

[Savage]

...:(...Oh Adam, Adam, Adam. :(

[trustyside-kick]

I'd bid on Alfred. :p

For the Butler services I would hope...:O

[Bishop2]

For the Butler services I would hope...:O

Yes. I didn't say I was bidding on Robin. ;)

[trustyside-kick]

Lmao.

[Lazlo Panaflex]

http://superdickery.com/images/other/216_4_146.jpg

[Batman]

...

I've seen it all.

[Bishop2]

Bruce-El?! *LOL*

[theMan-Bat]

http://image.milehighcomics.com/istore/images/fullsize/24038627564.371.GIF
This is hilarious:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpsbs1WQbMo&search=bert%20ward

[trustyside-kick]

http://superdickery.com/images/other/216_4_146.jpg

.......

[theMan-Bat]

http://img324.imageshack.us/img324/2899/batmanbatdance1zp15wt.jpg

[The Ether]

http://superdickery.com/images/other/216_4_146.jpg
....it makes so much sense now:eek:

[Rynan]

Heh. Bruce-el.

Just another example of Batman ****ing with Superman.

[regwec]

http://image.milehighcomics.com/istore/images/fullsize/24038627564.371.GIF
This is hilarious:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpsbs1WQbMo&search=bert%20ward
I love that.

[ToddIsDead]

Women. Can't fight crime with 'em, can't fight crime without 'em. :o

[Two-Face]

http://img324.imageshack.us/img324/2899/batmanbatdance1zp15wt.jpg


WTF?? :down :(

[Sandman138]

http://img324.imageshack.us/img324/2899/batmanbatdance1zp15wt.jpg

This clearly belongs in the best pictures of Batman, it's awesome! He's like Mentok or something.

[trustyside-kick]

This clearly belongs in the best pictures of Batman, it's awesome! He's like Mentok or something.

No that is in the right place...someone posted that in the thread you mentioned and I mentioned it belongs here and here it is to stay.

[Sandman138]

No that is in the right place...someone posted that in the thread you mentioned and I mentioned it belongs here and here it is to stay.

God, you guys need a ****ing sense of humor. Lighten up and enjoy things for once.

[ChrisBaleBatman]

LOL.......duhhhhh duhhhdduudhhhh.......lol, i can imagine West singing the tune in that pose....lol

[Bishop2]

The Batusi is the greatest superhero dance routine of all time.

[starfighter]

Where is this from?

looks like an interesting read!

Nightwing #52

[The BatDude]

http://www.comics101.com/comics101//news/Comics%20101/54/emblem.jpg

[Bishop2]

http://www.comics101.com/comics101//news/Comics%20101/54/emblem.jpg

That's the single dumbest thing this thread has ever been host to.

[trustyside-kick]

Wow...I never bothered going through like all the pages and this is my first time seeing that picture....I'm....scarred...:(

[Bishop2]

Yes folks, someone actually has this tattoo of Batman:

http://www.sanctuarytattoo.com/chris/images/othertats/batshot.jpg

[Mr. Socko]

Some disturbing stuff....

[trustyside-kick]

Yes folks, someone actually has this tattoo of Batman:

http://www.sanctuarytattoo.com/chris/images/othertats/batshot.jpg

The hell? I love Bats and all but no way would I get a tat on my body of him or anything from him....the only thing that would make sense for someone to do would be the Bat signal/emblem/logo anyway...

[Bishop2]

The hell? I love Bats and all but no way would I get a tat on my body of him or anything from him....the only thing that would make sense for someone to do would be the Bat signal/emblem/logo anyway...

This guy apparently hates Bats, I'm guessing. I mean, who gets a tattoo of Batman being shot through the head?

[trustyside-kick]

O wow did not notice the gun shooting part...still....love or hate why put him on as a tat? :(

[Hellstormer]

http://www.comics101.com/comics101//news/Comics%20101/54/emblem.jpg
....

[Vile]

Yes folks, someone actually has this tattoo of Batman:

http://www.sanctuarytattoo.com/chris/images/othertats/batshot.jpg

So much for prep-time.

[LennonMcCartney]

Its from Batman Black and White vol 1. by Brian Bolland. Pretty good reproduction of the original art, although the ears are longer.

[Bishop2]

Its from Batman Black and White vol 1. by Brian Bolland. Pretty good reproduction of the original art, although the ears are longer.

Batman died in that book? :confused:

[batmaluco]

Batman died in that book? :confused:
No, it was just some nerdy guy's imagination, he wants to kill Batman to get famous.
Batman Black and White vol 1. is very good. :up:

[Lazlo Panaflex]

http://www.ratcreature.net/fanart/batman-nightwing.jpg
http://www.ratcreature.net/fanart/hanging_color.jpg

[theMan-Bat]

LOL, Brokebat Mountain?
"Wish I knew how to quit you."

[batmaluco]

Oh, my eyes! :o

[theMan-Bat]

http://img77.echo.cx/img77/7623/iheartbrucie3ke.jpg

[Fledermaus]

Everytime I think there is no basis for the "Batman and Robin are gay" thing, I just go into the Post the worst pictures of batman thread.

[Bishop2]

http://img77.echo.cx/img77/7623/iheartbrucie3ke.jpg

Oh come on. This is obviously a photo edit. :)

And the ones before this are clearly fan-made.

[theMan-Bat]

That's a real comic panel. From Batman #107 (1957). No photo edit.
Robin actually was thinking about a girl, Vera Lovely.
Out of context it looks very gay. Even in context it looks totally redicules and hilarious.
One of the worst Batman pictures.

[theMan-Bat]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y16/Kagome654/experience1ri.jpg

[Bishop2]

That's a real comic panel. From Batman #107 (1957). No photo edit.
Robin actually was thinking about a girl, Vera Lovely.
Out of context it looks very gay. Even in context it looks totally redicules and hilarious.
One of the worst Batman pictures.

The word bubble is cut out, which probably mentioned he was thinking about a girl. Hence the fact that I called it an edit. :)

[theMan-Bat]

Thought you meant the little hearts around his head had been photoshopped or something. Nope, all real!

[theMan-Bat]

http://www.menziesera.com/media/images/batman.jpg

[trustyside-kick]

http://img77.echo.cx/img77/7623/iheartbrucie3ke.jpg

I hope it was not Batman who is making Dick see hearts and all. :eek:

Lol.

[MaskedManJRK]

http://www.menziesera.com/media/images/batman.jpg

ROBIN: Not right now, Batman...

BATMAN: Why not? Don't give me that 'I have a headache' excuse again--

ROBIN: No, not that, it's the fact that WE'RE HANGING OFF OF A FIFTY STORY BUILDING!

[Fledermaus]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y16/Kagome654/experience1ri.jpg

Damn, out of context, I know. But...damn.

[theMan-Bat]

Yeah, I know. But remember, that's Pre-Crisis Jason Todd continuity. So, that never happened!:)

[Carmine Falcone]

ROBIN: Not right now, Batman...

BATMAN: Why not? Don't give me that 'I have a headache' excuse again--

ROBIN: No, not that, it's the fact that WE'RE HANGING OFF OF A FIFTY STORY BUILDING!

:up:

[batmaluco]

lol :up:

[trustyside-kick]

Yeah, I know. But remember, that's Pre-Crisis Jason Todd continuity. So, that never happened!:)

Still...at one point it was printed and all. :(

[theMan-Bat]

True, lol.

[trustyside-kick]

Scarred I say scarred. :(

Anymore pics people? :P

[theMan-Bat]

BatSanta! I know it's by Neal Adams and it's great art and it's touching that he's giving to the poor, but the Santa beard IS redicules!
http://dialbforblog.com/archives/186/batman239.gif

[theMan-Bat]

BatSanta! Batman, you're not fooling anyone with your Santa disguise!
http://dialbforblog.com/archives/186/heroes_christmas1.gif

[batmaluco]

It's not from comics but certainly is a bad Batman pic.

More comic accurate than the movies versions though. :o

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/batman_lg.jpg

[Fledermaus]

BatSanta! I know it's by Neal Adams and it's great art and it's touching that he's giving to the poor, but the Santa beard IS redicules!
http://dialbforblog.com/archives/186/batman239.gif

I actually have that issue.

[trustyside-kick]

It's not from comics but certainly is a bad Batman pic.

More comic accurate than the movies versions though. :o

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/batman_lg.jpg

Looks like he was trying to do the Bat nipple thing in the suit again!!! :mad: lol.

[The BatDude]

http://www.dcindexes.com/covers4/detective/det103.jpg
http://www.goldenagebatman.com/bat7a.jpg

[theMan-Bat]

http://www.goldenagebatman.com/bat7a.jpg

Hahaha! Robin's face is right on that guys ass!

[batmaluco]

And Batman had (at this time) that almost permanent grin on his face, lol

[Bishop2]

http://www.culturefreak.com/images/cf3_oreoBatman_07.jpg
...buh?

[ChrisBaleBatman]

Please...someone kill that Viking thing.........

[MaskedManJRK]

http://www.dcindexes.com/covers4/detective/det103.jpg

BATMAN: LET'S PLAY A GAME OF GRAB-ASS!!!

:o

[ChrisBaleBatman]

Hahaha! Robin's face is right on that guys ass!

dude....Robin's face is deep INSIDE that guy's ass.

[trustyside-kick]

http://www.culturefreak.com/images/cf3_oreoBatman_07.jpg
...buh?

That reminds me of this Superman picture I saw but it was different. He had stuff like Thor's Hammer and Captain America's Shield and other crap too.

[theMan-Bat]

dude....Robin's face is deep INSIDE that guy's ass.

*vomits*

[trustyside-kick]

:eek:

[Bishop2]

That reminds me of this Superman picture I saw but it was different. He had stuff like Thor's Hammer and Captain America's Shield and other crap too.

That might've been from JLA vs. Avengers, in which Superman actually wielded both of those weapons.

[trustyside-kick]

Ah I see. I was just googlin' this afternoon and stumbled across that picture. :P

[Bathead]

That Viking Batman pic is from the collector's card included with The "Legends Of Batman" Viking Batman action figure.

[ChrisBaleBatman]

Here's something funny......the Viking Batman's gaunlets, look like Batman Begins Batman's gaunlets. Now....that's errie.

[Borat]

Here's something funny......the Viking Batman's gaunlets, look like Batman Begins Batman's gaunlets. Now....that's errie.damn I didn't notice that!
......and ya it is errie...

[Bishop2]

They look similar to the same style of gloves/gauntlets Batman has always worn...

[Bishop2]

You know, it's not just that these costumes were so lame-looking... I mean, the GIANT METAL CROTCHPIECES are enough to make anyone double over...

http://www.digimobiles.net/Wallpapers/Set1/JS%20Batman%20Robin.jpg

But what gets me is, where the hell did the costumes COME from? In the movie, they have to rush to rescue the city, because Freeze is in danger of... freezing it over. Yet somehow, despite rushing from Ivy's hideout to the giant observatory, they have time to change clothes to stylishly absurd new costumes? They even get special new ICE VEHICLES, because I guess they know that by the time they get there, the city will be frozen over due to how slow they are. Maybe that wouldnt' have happened if they didn't STOP TO CHANGE OUTFITS.

[Batman]

To sell toys. That's all it was, honestly.

[batmaluco]

A blinding trio. :o

[ChrisBaleBatman]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.............my eyes!

[Lazlo Panaflex]

http://bishoplynx.net/images/DSG/NewBatman.JPG

Alley McBeal as Batman.

[trustyside-kick]

Haha. That girl was always too skinny. Cannot believe people could have found her attractive.

[ChrisBaleBatman]

Well.......she was cute......

[trustyside-kick]

Hell no. :eek:

She had a nose like if she did crack...way overdid the cheek bones that are sometimes hot. :P

She was way too skinny in all ways.

[ChrisBaleBatman]

Sigh........well, could be worse.....

[MaskedManJRK]

http://bishoplynx.net/images/DSG/NewBatman.JPG

Alley McBeal as Batman.

Nah, it looks more like if Batman and Morbeous had children. :o

[trustyside-kick]

Nah, it looks more like if Batman and Morbeous had children. :o

Sick and wrong. :(

[MaskedManJRK]

Sick and wrong. :(

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

...

I just did a Sienfeld reference; my reputation is ruined. :( Someone hit me. :( :(

[trustyside-kick]

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

...

I just did a Sienfeld reference; my reputation is ruined. :( Someone hit me. :( :(

Lmao!!! I loved that episode! Haha. The college journalist thought Jerry was gay with George. Haha. :up:

[batmaluco]

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i258/batmaluco3/crapsuits_batman2.jpg

[Digital_Ashes]

http://scottlevy.com/shirts/batman.jpg

[Bishop2]

http://scottlevy.com/shirts/batman.jpg

Kelly Jones, I presume?

Not his worst, but not among his better things either.

Those gargoyles look like a couple of live naked dudes.

[DocLathropBrown]

But what gets me is, where the hell did the costumes COME from? In the movie, they have to rush to rescue the city, because Freeze is in danger of... freezing it over. Yet somehow, despite rushing from Ivy's hideout to the giant observatory, they have time to change clothes to stylishly absurd new costumes? They even get special new ICE VEHICLES, because I guess they know that by the time they get there, the city will be frozen over due to how slow they are. Maybe that wouldnt' have happened if they didn't STOP TO CHANGE OUTFITS.

Chris O'Donnell actually commented on that on the B&R SE DVD, he said; "Wait, why are we in different costumes? Does this even make any sense? Never mind, I told myself, just don't think about it!"

[DocLathropBrown]

http://www.culturefreak.com/images/cf3_oreoBatman_07.jpg

Yeah, it's stupid, but I liked that toyline. It was like an Elseworlds set of toys!

[hippie_hunter]

http://www.superdickery.com/images/seduction/59.jpg

[The BatDude]

http://www.superdickery.com/images/seduction/59.jpg
LMAO!!!:eek: :up: :up:

[batmaluco]

That's the Batman we all know and love.


:p

[The BatDude]

I guess Batman is a fattie chaser

[Bishop2]

Batman likes his women the same way he likes his coffee... STRONG AND BLACK.

[drastic_quench]

He's down with the swirl.

[theMan-Bat]

Kelly Jones, I presume?

Not his worst, but not among his better things either.

Those gargoyles look like a couple of live naked dudes.

Definitely not his worst.

That's my Batman shirt. I love that shirt.

The gargoyles look like a couple of wicked gargoyles.

They do not look human.

And his name is Kelley Jones. :o

[theMan-Bat]

Aunt Harriet:
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y227/rudeboy-/spoofauntharriet-Detective328.jpg

[batmaluco]

Totally gay. :o

[Bishop2]

"Having Aunt Harriet around is going to cause some complications!"
"Yes, indeed! Especially how to account for our absence from home -- when we're out at the Motel 6 having sex as gay lovers!"

[MaskedManJRK]

Batman likes his women the same way he likes his coffee... STRONG AND BLACK.

Well, that certainly explains the tension between Bats and Waller in JLU. :o

[drastic_quench]

Definitely not his worst.

That's my Batman shirt. I love that shirt.

The gargoyles look like a couple of wicked gargoyles.

They do not look human.

And his name is Kelley Jones. :o
Hey, if his interpretation of Batman can be that horrible, so can our interpretation of his name.

[Ultimate_Superman]

When did and how did Alfred die?

[Lazlo Panaflex]

When did and how did Alfred die?
Sometime in the 50's when the comics industry was in an uproar over Wertham's Seduction Of The Innocent book and DC comics felt that 3 men living in the Wayne Mansion was risque and so Alfred died while trying to save Batman and Robin from having a boulder fall on them, brave Alfred stepped in and got crunched.

Years later when producers of the 60's Batman TV show told DC to bring back Alfred, the comic book writers conjured up a villian who was unmasked as Alfred who was under hypnosis.

Somthing like that, yeah.

[Yodaman]

He also died in Dark Knight Returns but that's Elseworlds.

[Ultimate_Superman]

Sometime in the 50's when the comics industry was in an uproar over Wertham's Seduction Of The Innocent book and DC comics felt that 3 men living in the Wayne Mansion was risque and so Alfred died while trying to save Batman and Robin from having a boulder fall on them, brave Alfred stepped in and got crunched.

Years later when producers of the 60's Batman TV show told DC to bring back Alfred, the comic book writers conjured up a villian who was unmasked as Alfred who was under hypnosis.

Somthing like that, yeah.Thanks didn't know that one. Wow I guess they really could kill him off if they felt like it.

[theMan-Bat]

Look kids, it's Alfred as the Outsider in purple underwear. Silly stuff.
http://image.milehighcomics.com/istore/images/fullsize/24038627564.356.GIF

[The BatDude]

Look kids, it's Alfred as the Outsider in purple underwear. Silly stuff.
http://image.milehighcomics.com/istore/images/fullsize/24038627564.356.GIFwhy is it that Robin is turning into wood from the waist down?

[ChrisBaleBatman]

Batman cupping a feel.

Do it for both of us Bruce. Do it for both of us.

[Batman15]

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i258/batmaluco3/crapsuits_batman2.jpg

id actually buy that if i could :(

[batmaluco]

id actually buy that if i could :(
Yeah, I would probably do it as well, if I had a chance. :o

[theMan-Bat]

http://www.comictreadmill.com/CTMBlogarchives/images/BB77%20Mona%20Lisa.jpg

[batmaluco]

There's only a red X, theMan-Bat.

[theMan-Bat]

Oh, ok, I'll ImageShack it.

[theMan-Bat]

http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/305/spoofbb7720mona20lisa1gz.jpg

[batmaluco]

hahaha!
Property damage Batman. :up:

Actually there was an artist, Marcel Duchamp (spell?), that made a Mona Lisa reproduction with a mustache, but it was his own stuff, he was not destroying an original.

Do you know what was Batman doing?
I suppose it was not the original art by Leonardo da Vinci also, just a silly plot from 50's or 60's...

[theMan-Bat]

Yeah, just another silly plot.

[batmaluco]

As usual at that time. :rolleyes:

[theMan-Bat]

http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/5631/spoofpoison0zq.jpg
Looks like Robin's afraid Batman will cheat on him. Manhunter, indeed.

[Lazlo Panaflex]

why is it that Robin is turning into wood from the waist down?
He's getting wood, get it wood?

[The BatDude]

hahaha!
Property damage Batman. :up:

Actually there was an artist, Marcel Duchamp (spell?), that made a Mona Lisa reproduction with a mustache, but it was his own stuff, he was not destroying an original.

Do you know what was Batman doing?
I suppose it was not the original art by Leonardo da Vinci also, just a silly plot from 50's or 60's...
he also wrote F.H.O.O.Q which sounds in French "Hot In The Ass". I think it was F.H.O.O.Q not sure we were talking about in Freanch class last week

[batmaluco]

he also wrote F.H.O.O.Q which sounds in French "Hot In The Ass". I think it was F.H.O.O.Q not sure we were talking about in Freanch class last week
L.H.O.O.Q., yeah. lol, I didn't know the meaning of this acronym...
http://www.ballade.no/nmi.nsf/pic/duchamp-mona-lisa/$file/duchamp-mona-lisa.jpg
http://www.aber.ac.uk/media/Documents/S4B/dutch/Images/duchamp-mona-lisa.gif

[Lazlo Panaflex]

http://www.wackywillysweb.com/italian_charm_bracelet/tv-shows-retro-batman-bw.jpg

[batmaluco]

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i258/batmaluco3/adamwest_batman8x10.jpg

[ChrisBaleBatman]

Hahahahahahaahahahahahaha.......Batman, you sooooo crazzzy.

[The BatDude]

http://pics.livejournal.com/wyatt1048/pic/0000zy1a
http://pics.livejournal.com/wyatt1048/pic/000109ad

[Bishop2]

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i258/batmaluco3/adamwest_batman8x10.jpg

"I didn't need a molded plastic suit to improve my physique. PURE WEST."

[MaskedManJRK]

http://pics.livejournal.com/wyatt1048/pic/0000zy1a
http://pics.livejournal.com/wyatt1048/pic/000109ad

Why the hell is this in the "Worst" section? This is so awfully hilarious that it deserves a spot with the Best, DAMMIT! :mad:

[The BatDude]

http://img359.imageshack.us/img359/4086/bbv214047ww.jpg
http://img48.imageshack.us/img48/5091/incontrol0bu.jpg

[The BatDude]

http://pics.livejournal.com/cmer/pic/002b6t24

[DocLathropBrown]

http://pics.livejournal.com/wyatt1048/pic/0000zy1a
http://pics.livejournal.com/wyatt1048/pic/000109ad

THIS IS AWESOME! Where the Hell is this from?

[The BatDude]

THIS IS AWESOME! Where the Hell is this from?Planetary/Batman

[ChrisBaleBatman]

Those are the funniest things I have ever seen.

[ragdus]

Just read this thread from start to finish.

Best.

Thread.

Ever.

[Whack Arnolds]

Best Batman comic ever right there, that is deliberetly the look of Adam West. Is the book always like that?

[theMan-Bat]

http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/7347/strongsturdy0he.jpg

[theMan-Bat]

http://www.superdickery.com/images/seduction/analfixation3ks.jpg

[Whack Arnolds]

Is Robin eating Batman's ass out, there? ****, that's nasty. And people wonder why they don't even want Robin associated with the character, lol... "Brokebat" is obviously the first thing that comes to ANYONE's mind.

[theMan-Bat]

http://www.superdickery.com/images/oneshot/badthoughts5ci.jpg

[theMan-Bat]

http://www.superdickery.com/images/seduction/WF104WrongonManylevels.jpg

[batmaluco]

This Superman is teh puffy! :(


Look, Batwoman..
Those bandits are trying to destroy Superman with the vibrator!
:eek:


That's a funny multi-purpose gadget! :up:

[theMan-Bat]

http://www.superdickery.com/images/seduction/robin.jpg

[O'Haire]

http://pics.livejournal.com/wyatt1048/pic/0000zy1a
http://pics.livejournal.com/wyatt1048/pic/000109ad

:up::up:

Awesome.

[Sandman138]

http://pics.livejournal.com/wyatt1048/pic/0000zy1a
http://pics.livejournal.com/wyatt1048/pic/000109ad

I love Jakita's line to the Batman he was before that reality shift: tell me your single.

http://www.tranq.com/temp/Planetary_Batman_pg48_Antho.jpg

[Whack Arnolds]

^ Whoa, that Batman looks bad ass.

[theMan-Bat]

That looks like the original Bill Finger and Bob Kane badass killer Batman!
http://www.tranq.com/temp/Planetary_Batman_pg48_Antho.jpg

[trustyside-kick]

That looks like the original Bill Finger and Bob Kane badass killer Batman!
http://www.tranq.com/temp/Planetary_Batman_pg48_Antho.jpg

Yea, only big difference I see are the gloves.

[Whack Arnolds]

Yeah, the original Batman wore a black and grey costume, then wor these fruity purple hand mittons...

[DocLathropBrown]

That looks like the original Bill Finger and Bob Kane badass killer Batman!
http://www.tranq.com/temp/Planetary_Batman_pg48_Antho.jpg

I don't know exactly which Batman was shown here, but in the same book during another reality shift, he actually does appear as the Kane/Finger Batman, complete with handgun! This Batman is some sort of derivative of the original Batman design... anyone recognize the look? Maybe it's from another elseworlds Batman story....

[boywondernerdDC]

http://www.rotten.com/library/culture/batman/duo.jpg

[batmaluco]

http://www.marksnyder.com/photos6/AdamWest.jpg

[Ultimate_Superman]

http://www.rotten.com/library/culture/batman/duo.jpgThats just not right there. He's even got Tim in the mix now :(

[Mee]

http://pics.livejournal.com/wyatt1048/pic/0000zy1a
http://pics.livejournal.com/wyatt1048/pic/000109ad
:up:
Adam West > you

[Ultimate_Superman]

:up:
Adam West > youDamn Right

[The BatDude]

http://www.scs.carleton.ca/~gholtby/img/scans/swallowed.JPG

[ChrisBaleBatman]

Good to see Batman is fair to both sides......

What book are those pics from though? The funny ones....and that pic of Bats is awesome.

[The BatDude]

Best Batman comic ever right there, that is deliberetly the look of Adam West. Is the book always like that?
Nah Batman keeps changing through out the book. To lazy to post the pics so here's a link (http://community.livejournal.com/scans_daily/1003148.html#cutid2)

[The BatDude]

That looks like the original Bill Finger and Bob Kane badass killer Batman!
http://www.tranq.com/temp/Planetary_Batman_pg48_Antho.jpgno man this is the Bob Kane/Bill Finger Batman.Hope its big enough to see
http://home.earthlink.net/~rkkman/frames/imagepage/P-B1_BatKane1.jpg
And here's the Neal Adams Batman.
http://home.earthlink.net/~rkkman/frames/imagepage/P-B1_BatAdams1.jpg
IMO that Batman looks like the Batman from the Batman serials of the 1940's. I couldn't find big enough pics so you can see the Bat Symbol and gloves looks exactly the same
http://www.dccomics.com/features/bmtch/bchap2.jpg
http://members.aol.com/lannyl7/homepage/oldbat.JPG

[theMan-Bat]

The Batman from the 40's serial IS the original Bill Finger/Bob Kane Batman (on film).

[MaskedManJRK]

The Batman from the 40's serial IS the original Bill Finger/Bob Kane Batman (on film).

Not really--he didn't have such blantant racism towards the Japanese like the first serial, and the second serial wasn't a stone cold killer. :o

[Whack Arnolds]

Batman has NEVER been a "stone cold killer".

[theMan-Bat]

Not really--he didn't have such blantant racism towards the Japanese like the first serial,

http://www.superdickery.com/images/dick/216_4_008.jpg

and the second serial wasn't a stone cold killer. :o

I never said that second serial Batman was the original Bill Finger/Bob Kane Batman. I said serial, not serials as in both. :o

[theMan-Bat]

Batman has NEVER been a "stone cold killer".

http://www.silverbulletcomicbooks.com/soapbox/100601621162395,print.htm

[Whack Arnolds]

http://www.silverbulletcomicbooks.com/soapbox/100601621162395,print.htmBut that is contradicted when Batman says in another Kane story "I don't like to kill...but it must be done." Either its conflicting view if the character by THE CREATORS, lol, or it simply means he isn't a "stoned cold killer."

[theMan-Bat]

That bit of text (ordered by the editor) is the only time Batman felt any sorrow over killing and contradicts Batman's original characterization by the creators: "A fiting end for his kind."

[Whack Arnolds]

That bit of text (ordered by the editor) is the only time Batman felt any sorrow over killing and contradicts Batman's original characterization by the creators: "A fiting end for his kind."It being in there for the editor or not, has nothing to do with it. It is a contradiction.

[theMan-Bat]

It has everything to do with it. The original Bill Finger and Bob Kane Batman was a stone cold killer, then he was censored by the editor.

Batman killed a score of criminals from Detective #27 (1939) to Detective #47 (1941). Batman made the Punisher look like a wuss.
http://www.silverbulletcomicbooks.com/soapbox/100601621162395,print.htm
Then Batman was censored by editor Whit Ellsworth in 1940 and DC's Editorial Boards in 1941. Bob Kane said in his book Batman And Me:

We had our first brush with censorship over Batman's use of a gun in Batman #1. In one story in that issue he had a machine gun mounted on his plane and used it. We didn't think anything was wrong with Batman carrying a gun because the Shadow used guns. Bill Finger was called on the carpet by Whit Ellsworth. He said, "Never let us have Batman carry a gun again!" The editors thought that making Batman a "murderer" would taint his character, and mothers would object. The new editorial policy was to get away from Batman's vigilanteism and to bring him over to the side of the law. So he was made an honorary member of the police. The whole moral climate changed in the 1940-1941 period. You couldn't kill or shoot villains anymore. DC prepared it's own comics code which every artist and writer had to follow. He wasn't the Dark Knight anymore with all the censorship.

[theMan-Bat]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y227/rudeboy-/spoofpinkbatadamwest.jpg

[trustyside-kick]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y227/rudeboy-/spoofpinkbatadamwest.jpg

That is real from one of the episodes? Never really watched those old old episodes. I remember that comic cover tho...or did you just edit in Photoshop?

[Batman]

No, that's real. I remember the episode. I believe the Mad Hatter had something to do with it. Don't quote me on that last part, though... It's been awhile.

[Rynan]

Yeah, the Mad Hatter was involved. He wanted to steal Batman's cowl, so he irradiated it to make him take it off, which explains the pink color. But don't worry about Batman's idenity being comprimised, Batman had a another cowl underneath his normal cowl.


That wily Batman.

[The BatDude]

http://www.geocities.com/cliffhangee/gk21.jpg

[Whack Arnolds]

Batman made the Punisher look like a wuss.
No, he has never made the Punisher looks like a "wuss", in terms of killing. Batman, even when potrayed as a killer has NEVER killed as many people as the Punisher does or has. But how does killing less people make you a "wuss"? It takes more balls to stand up to corruption, defeat it, and have the self will power to not kill in order to do so. Killing is the easy way out. It also adds for more character depth. His parents were murdered, so he refuses to be someone killing another.

[Roughneck]

this one has surely been posted.

http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Chamber/8178/wf7g.jpg

[ToddIsDead]

Yes. Many, many times. Still funny though.

[The BatDude]

http://image.milehighcomics.com/istore/images/fullsize/24038627564.275.GIF
http://www.wtv-zone.com/silverager/batm/bat107.jpg

[Fledermaus]

Guess who just made an appearance in Superman/Batman 25?
http://image.milehighcomics.com/istore/images/fullsize/24038627564.275.GIF

[Lazlo Panaflex]

http://i.flowgo.com/websites/williamhung/images/hung-batman-Kader.jpg

[trustyside-kick]

http://i.flowgo.com/websites/williamhung/images/hung-batman-Kader.jpg

Lmao!!!

[Bishop2]

Guess who just made an appearance in Superman/Batman 25?
http://image.milehighcomics.com/istore/images/fullsize/24038627564.275.GIF

Dat's messed up.

[The BatDude]

that belt is always going to be yellow no matter what

[batmaluco]

lol

[Brian Braddock]

http://pics.livejournal.com/wyatt1048/pic/0000zy1a
http://pics.livejournal.com/wyatt1048/pic/000109ad


Bat-apologies?!

Bwah ha ha!!! :up: :up:

[The BatDude]

for me the best part is what the can says

[ChrisBaleBatman]

The funny thing is too........I actually imagine Adam West's voice wit those lines. On the money with West's Batman.

[Brian Braddock]

The funny thing is too........I actually imagine Adam West's voice wit those lines. On the money with West's Batman.


LOL. I know what you mean.

also "there's some kind of transvestite hooker running down the alleyway at us".


Classic

[nite-owl]

I think we all would have sex with transvestite hooker dressed as Batman.

[Fledermaus]

You haven't? Its quite liberating.

[nite-owl]

You haven't? Its quite liberating.

I came close to it once, I had the lights off to create some atmosphere but when I turned on the lights they were dressed as Spiderman.:mad:

[The BatDude]

edit

[Bishop2]

http://www.jaysfancydresshire.co.uk/Batman%20&%20Robin%20B.jpg

http://students.washington.edu/zmoney03/Bigtimeimages/batman_robin.jpg

[trustyside-kick]

http://www.jaysfancydresshire.co.uk/Batman%20&%20Robin%20B.jpg

:eek:.....:(....:down

[Brian Braddock]

I'm too lazy to go trawling through the myriad of pages on this thread but here's one that'll immediately strike fear into your hearts (if it hasnt already been posted) :-

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b64/SUPERBENITEZ/clooney1.jpg


And here's one that'll make you laugh:-

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b64/SUPERBENITEZ/BR_Robin.jpg

Robin: "Pull my finger"

[Fledermaus]

It didn't make me laugh. It makes my soul hurt.

[Lazlo Panaflex]

http://www.zombie0.com/images/random002.jpg

[nite-owl]

http://www.samuelsdesign.com/comics/big/batman18.jpg

[boywondernerdDC]

hitler is like 12 in that pic

[batmaluco]

http://www.xxxporntalk.com/ubbthreads/uploads/82989-batman-robin.jpg
http://www.bhs.rcs.k12.tn.us/clubs/Band/images/batman%26robin.jpg

[trustyside-kick]

The top one is worse but only because the guys are older I guess.

[MaskedManJRK]

The top one is worse but only because the guys are older I guess.

And they look as if they're trying to access the powers of the Wonder Twins. :o

[trustyside-kick]

That..or they have watched too many DBZ episodes and are trying to do that fusion dance. :eek:

[trustyside-kick]

hitler is like 12 in that pic

Maybe Robin is supposed to battle him in that picture. :P

[vampireslayer97]

http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/7347/strongsturdy0he.jpg

LMAO. I'm about to fall off my chair laughing at these!

[Lazlo Panaflex]

http://image.milehighcomics.com/istore/images/fullsize/07206180254.337.GIF

Seeing Batman on skis is funny.

[batmaluco]

http://www.batmanatrajetoria.hpg.ig.com.br/fatman.jpg

[Hellstormer]

http://www.samuelsdesign.com/comics/big/batman18.jpg
When did Batman fight Hitler? I thought he was only like 12 during WWII

[ToddIsDead]

Batman debuted in 1939...

[Hellstormer]

Batman debuted in 1939...
I know that but doesn't Year One take place in like the 70s?

EDIT: Nevermind I just found out Earth-2 Batman was around during WWII

[Timstuff]

Um... I think you're thinking just a little too hard about this. :o

[Bishop2]

I know that but doesn't Year One take place in like the 70s?

EDIT: Nevermind I just found out Earth-2 Batman was around during WWII

According to DC logic, all characters are designed to have appeared "10 years ago." Always 10 years ago, eternally 10 years ago. So that means that right now, Year 1 took place around '96.

[Hellstormer]

Um... I think you're thinking just a little too hard about this. :o
Yea I think your right thinking about time in a comic book universe is way too hard.

According to DC logic, all characters are designed to have appeared "10 years ago." Always 10 years ago, eternally 10 years ago. So that means that right now, Year 1 took place around '96.
You serious? That seems kinda retarded.

[Yodaman]

http://image.milehighcomics.com/istore/images/fullsize/07206180254.337.GIF

Seeing Batman on skis is funny.


Doesn't look too bad compared to some things I've seen.

Batman on skis is still way better than Batman clicking his heels and ice skates popping out :down

[regwec]

According to DC logic, all characters are designed to have appeared "10 years ago." Always 10 years ago, eternally 10 years ago. So that means that right now, Year 1 took place around '96.
Is that so? I never knew that.

[Bishop2]

Is that so? I never knew that.

'tis true. People may laugh at how DC handles its continuity and is constantly correcting it, but you know, at least it HAS continuity. Marvel doesn't even try to connect the old continuity up with the new much anymore.

[Hellstormer]

Doesn't look too bad compared to some things I've seen.

Batman on skis is still way better than Batman clicking his heels and ice skates popping out :down
What about in the episode of "The Batman", "The Big Chill", when he was in the winter suit with the skis that popped out? I thought those were a smart idea.

[Yodaman]

I was talking about the beginning of Batman and Robin.