Which Russian Mail Order Bride Would You Pick?

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Scrap the poll..


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Anastasia

http://www.russianbrides.com/GirlImages/61601-61800/61671LH-02.jpg


Elena

http://www.russianbrides.com/GirlImages/62001-62200/62066LV-02.jpg

Natalia

http://www.russianbrides.com/GirlImages/54201-54400/54362LV-04.jpg

Olga

http://www.russianbrides.com/GirlImages/55401-55600/55406LV-05.jpg

Ekaterina

http://www.russianbrides.com/GirlImages/64401-64600/64466LV-04.jpg

Tatiana

http://www.russianbrides.com/GirlImages/54601-54800/54666LV-06.jpg

[Wiseman]

Are you asking for advice? Did your gf not want to do your laundry or something?

[Obsidian]

Anastasia:o

Speaking of Russian Mail Order Brides, has anyone seen Birthday Girl with Nicole Kidman?

[Morg]

maybe he is looking for one who will do it?

[strike-hard]

Are you asking for advice? Did your gf not want to do your laundry or something?:)

I'm interested in finding true love.

[Wiseman]

Anastasia:o

Speaking of Russian Mail Order Brides, has anyone seen Birthday Girl with Nicole Kidman?

Nope, I thought about it but then I remembered that Nicole Kidman was in it

[Tukiluka]

Anastasia. But I'd make her dye her hair black, or I call immigration! :mad:

[Kipobe]

Wiseman enjoys sucking.

[Slipknot]

Anastasia

[Archangel]

Ok, who the **** didn't vote for Anastasia?!

[JcDc]

She looks like a CGI creation so I chose other :o

[kritic]

Natalia

[Tukiluka]

Natalia was going to get my vote first too...but then I imagined Anastasia with dark hair, and spontaneously ejaculated. :up:

[strike-hard]

Enter credit card information.

Wait for authorization.

4-6 weeks later.

Tatiana arrives at house.

[CConn]

Ever have the urge to get a mail-order bride, then, like a dove, set her free into the world? :o:confused::(

[kritic]

Natalia was going to get my vote first too...but then I imagined Anastasia with dark hair, and spontaneously ejaculated. :up:


you do have a point

that blonde really throws me off. she would look tits with dark hair, though

[Slipknot]

Enter credit card information.

Wait for authorization.

4-6 weeks later.

Tatiana arrives at house.
Order Anastasia damn it!

[Wiseman]

Tatiana has a cracked tooth that f**ks up her smile, doesn't that turn off anyone?

[Slipknot]

Tatiana has a cracked tooth that f**ks up her smile, doesn't that turn off anyone?
Turns off me, I would not pay money for her... Anastasia would be the only one I would pay for out of those choices, plus she is 19!

[Lackey]

Olga gots that "girl next door" look going for her, she looks like the most sociable.

[Zarathi]

If you are looking for true love mail order,
You got issues,
Especialy if you like that first chick,
She looks like Britney Spears,
And honestly who would marry that?

[strike-hard]

She looks like Britney Spears,
And honestly who would marry that?I think that's one of the main reasons why people would want to marry her.

True love here I come!

[Wiseman]

I think that's one of the main reasons why people would want to marry her.

True love here I come!

hahaha brilliant :up:

[hame4479]

WTF IS WRONG WITH THIS CRAZY WORLD! and id definately have to say Ekaterina by the way what kind of name is that

[Lackey]

:)

I'm interested in finding true love.


try here http://www.prisongirlsforyou.com/home.asp

[Venice]

None of them, I can't stand Euro trash...the neon makeup...the bad dye jobs, it's too much.

[Motown Marvel]

Ekaterina....

[Knightsaber Priss]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v350/jimmythehideous/corpsebride.jpg

What? None of you guys would want this Russian Bride?

[Sava]

Anastasia

[The Lizard]

Can we get a 2-for-1 deal on these two?
http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2003/SHOWBIZ/Music/03/19/wkd.tatu.ap/cover.tatu.jpg

[Sarge]

Etkaterina :up: Teh rehead :cool:

[Sarge]

None of them, I can't stand Euro trash...the neon makeup...the bad dye jobs, it's too much.
you're also a female vegetarian PETA supporter so your opinions dont matter to anyone.

[the_ultimate_evil]

Ekaterina

[The Nose Goblin]

I picked Olga. She's hot and reminds me of a song thats relevant (sort of) to the topic.

'Blue Green Olga by my side
Take a chance and be my bride
Blue Green Olga by my side
I said I got to love ya Olga! Damn!'

-excerpt of "Blue Green Olga"-Jon Spencer Blues Explosion, Acme

[Spider-Fett]

Tatiana, she is the hotness

[Spider-Fett]

you're also a female vegetarian PETA supporter so your opinions dont matter to anyone.

Sgt. Homestowned!

[The Nose Goblin]

Whats the return policy on a mail order bride anyhow?

Do you get a receipt of sale?

And can your 'used russian wife' be used as credit towards a trade-in?

[Quentin Black]

The first one.

Tatiana looks like she's been taking too much crack.

[Hobgoblin]

Olga as first choice, Tatiana as second.

[strike-hard]

you're also a female vegetarian PETA supporter so your opinions dont matter to anyone.
Haha...

Venice Pwned!

[GREEN =w= DAY]

I think that's one of the main reasons why people would want to marry her.

True love here I come!
dude, are you actually serious about ordering a Russian bride?!?! aren't you afraid that you'll get married and then she'll divorce and want half of what you own and not car cuz she is now considered a legal immigrant?!?!? or are you gonna get a prenub before going through with this? anyway, go for either Anastacia or Olga. best of luck to you.

[strike-hard]

True love can be found anywhere.

X

[danielisthor]

I personally would go with Olga.

My russian girlfriend arrives on Saturday at 8:55pm. Can't wait.

[danielisthor]

Enter credit card information.

Wait for authorization.

4-6 weeks later.

Tatiana arrives at house.


Its a little bit more complicated than that.

[Kroc1138]

Either Olga or Natalia. But Olga seems that she may be a bit on the Hefty side. Got any better pics?? Most of those aren't all that great.

[The Incredible Hulk]

All of the above...then I'd move to Utah :up:

[Kaleb]

utah? well anyway I dont want any of them , however I did like Famke Jenson's russian charator in Goldeneye, so if she was real then yeah I will take her , however she isnt so I gues I cant , dammit life is so unfair

[strike-hard]

utah?
Polygamy.

[Dumas]

Ekaterina?

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Worst name ever...next to dmcnx...that pussy.

[Kaleb]

Polygamy. thanks

[kP_bAnNerD]

I prefer Tatiana because, to me, she is the most good-looking...

Unlike Zarathi, I don't have to be a lesbian...

[Kaleb]

...

[SoulManX]

I would take her...














Ekaterina

http://www.russianbrides.com/GirlImages/64401-64600/64466LV-04.jpg

[Fried Gold]

Anybody who didn't say Ekaterina, is wrong.

[November Rain]

olga but if ekatrina was in the poll, than her...

[blind_fury]

Can I bang each of them once or twice then move on with my life? :huh:

[chamber-music]

they should have a try before you buy. Ekaterina is the best. Her moon face needs to go. She has clown powder make up on her face.

[Ahura Mazda]

I am having dinner with a russian lady tonight but even though they tend to be hot, often as soon as they open their mouths their sexiness seems to fade away....

I actually would like to get out of this dinner but have no valid excuse this time :(

[kane9321]

Tatiana ..no doubt

Ekaterina- is hot as well...tough choice

[SWAT]

I would take her...
Ekaterina

http://www.russianbrides.com/GirlImages/64401-64600/64466LV-04.jpg

Same!:heart:

[blind_fury]

Olga's got some big ass Tit-tays!

http://www.russianbrides.com/GirlImages/55401-55600/55406LV-05.jpg

[terry78]

That Russian accent is quite intoxicating. I worked at Purdue's IT lab and one of my co-workers was from some east euro country, and everytime she talked it was like having Natasha from Bullwinkle and Black Widow right there with me.

[Fried Gold]

Bullwinkle and Black WidowA dream crossover.

[Ahura Mazda]

That Russian accent is quite intoxicating. I worked at Purdue's IT lab and one of my co-workers was from some east euro country, and everytime she talked it was like having Natasha from Bullwinkle and Black Widow right there with me.

It really depends some of it is very harsh. I don't know but since a dated a few I find it more of a turn off. Here in geneva there is a big Russian community and the some of the russian girls seem to be here to nab the richest guy they can find.

I had one, and I am not rich, offer to leave her current husband to be with me if i would take care of her and I had only slept with her once.....not knowing she was married :o

[Erzengel]

I went to to this local strip club and it was overrun by Russian Dancers and in basically broken english they asked me if "I wanted Sexy Dance" to which my usual reply is "No thank you, maybe later." :csad:

[terry78]

^You've seen the Sopranos, haven't you? Tony's mistresses, and the one with the fake leg.

[skorponok]

Russian Chicks are Crazy in certain, intimate ways ;)

[Erzengel]

^You've seen the Sopranos, haven't you? Tony's mistresses, and the one with the fake leg.
Yes and I'm not saying they aren't attractive but their approach is comical.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Ekaterina

http://www.russianbrides.com/GirlImages/64401-64600/64466LV-04.jpg

BrOiNg!:wow:




Tatiana

http://www.russianbrides.com/GirlImages/54601-54800/54666LV-06.jpg

*dr00p* :slidewhistlesound:

[Colossal Spoons]

Elena

http://www.russianbrides.com/GirlImages/62001-62200/62066LV-02.jpg


This one looks like she's got a donkey :up:

[Erzengel]

Anastasia

http://www.russianbrides.com/GirlImages/61601-61800/61671LH-02.jpg


:) How much?

[Wilhelm-Scream]

ZERO down and no payments till July!
Or, work with our team of financing specialists and lease to own!
Bad Credit?
No problem!

[Erzengel]

All I need is $100.00 and a job?

[terry78]

You're a dude and you have a job, any foreign chick who needs a green card will fellate you to get to the states. Or so I've heard. .....:o

[AndThePickles]

Scrap the poll..


Elena

http://www.russianbrides.com/GirlImages/62001-62200/62066LV-02.jpg



She looks like she can cook and give me massages. :heart: Although I don't trust the ones with their mouths closed considering all the women showing their teeth have some nasty teeth :csad:

[Addendum]

None.

Because all Russian women become like this when they get older.

http://www.geocities.com/Vienna/Strasse/3266/ussr4.jpg

[Colossal Spoons]

^She looks like she could drink a heap of vodka at the Kremlin.

[kane9321]

^You've seen the Sopranos, haven't you? Tony's mistresses, and the one with the fake leg.


Thats what i thought about when I went into this thread..lol

[Matt]

So many of our Hypesters will grow into 40 year old men who would hire a mail order bride if only they could hide her from their mother in the basement.

[X-Chick]

...

Why the hell would you bump this stupid ass thread and then not even contribute to it? :huh:

[ges681]

She looks like she can cook and give me massages. :heart: Although I don't trust the ones with their mouths closed considering all the women showing their teeth have some nasty teeth :csad:

dam. good point. makes me wonder what anastasia's teeth are like? :huh:

[Paradoxium]

Why the hell would anyone do a mail order bride when you can go to Russia and meet the women there? Aside from the plane ticket, it's cheaper, you get more choices, and you get to know them in the flesh. They aren't that bad, the women there are pretty smart. Most of all they are not stand'ish or clique'ish as their (in general not all) Western counterparts.

http://russianwomen.wordpress.com here is an entire site on the subject (meeting real non-mailorder Russian women).

[Kevin Roegele]

I am having dinner with a russian lady tonight but even though they tend to be hot, often as soon as they open their mouths their sexiness seems to fade away....

I actually would like to get out of this dinner but have no valid excuse this time :(

LMAO

[Kevin Roegele]

She looks like she can cook

lol

[Prognosticator]

They all look like trouble.


This story will end with drug dealers in large fur coats tying you up in your own house and taking whatever they want.


...You'll never hear from her again.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

So many of our Hypesters will grow into 40 year old men who would hire a mail order bride if only they could hide her from their mother in the basement.I'm convinced that's why jonty disappeared.
fer sure

[terry78]

Everyone needs to watch that movie called Mail Order Wife. That will showcase how this thing really is.

[Caliber]

Everyone needs to watch that movie called Mail Order Wife. That will showcase how this thing really is.

I think the term mail order is creepy by itself.

[tzarinna]

Where are my choices for russian groom? :cmad:

[The Fonz]

Scrap the poll..


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Anastasia

Tatiana

http://www.russianbrides.com/GirlImages/54601-54800/54666LV-06.jpg

Anastasia...but Tatiana? What the hell?

[Kritish]

Kritic has posted here, how old is this thread?

[skorponok]

I seriously know lots of stateside Russian and Eastern European women who are hotter than any of these...so get up off your computers :)

[Kritish]

http://www.russianbrides.com/GirlImages/64401-64600/64466LV-04.jpg


Fine you freaks, I'll contribute to your sick little thread.
I'd go with her, but there's much hotter Russian women out there any of what this dude posted.

[enterthemadness]

I went with the only good looking one...the first one. Now hy make this thread again? Are you that social-shy and get nervous around women that you have to order one like a package over the net? Wait...

[Cаrter]

Ekaterina for me

[SLVRSR4]

I can't get over the Reno 911 asian mail order bride. I went with ez something

[Kaleb]

Why the hell would you bump this stupid ass thread and then not even contribute to it? :huh:um when have I ever contributed to any thread :huh:

[terry78]

um when have I ever contributed to any thread :huh:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/79/Touchepussycattitle.jpg/200px-Touchepussycattitle.jpg

[fu manchu]

I would pick Olga, because it looks like she has the biggest boobs!

[SpideyInATree]

Anatasia, definitely.

[Apollo]

is this stuff real???? can you really marry a russian girl over the internet??

[SoulManX]

Mail-order bride is a label applied to a woman who publishes her intent to marry someone from another--usually more developed--country. Although the label is widely used, it has derogatory connotations and may be offensive. [1] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mail_Order_Brides#_note-0).
Historically, mail-order brides were women who listed themselves in catalogs and were selected by men for marriage, often with little or no communication between them prior to their first meeting. Sometimes the men and women involved were citizens of different countries, e.g. women from European countries moving to the United States during the 18th and 19th centuries, and sometimes they involved citizens of the same country, e.g. women from mainland Japan moving to its frontier in Manchuria during the 1920s and 1930s. Today, most of the women referred to as mail-order brides list themselves on the internet and communicate regularly with their intended husband prior to marriage.
Mail-order brides hail from dozens of developing countries. Ukraine (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ukraine), Russia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russia), Colombia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colombia) and the Philippines (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philippines) have particularly large numbers of mail-order brides. Men who list themselves in such publications may be referred to as mail-order husbands. This term is less common and generally implies a man who seeks a mail-order bride. A small percentage of mail-order husbands have, however, intentions similar to mail-order brides, i.e. to marry and move to a more favorable environment of marriage.



The United States Citizenship and Immigration Services (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Citizenship_and_Immigration_Services ) (USCIS) reports that "...marriages arranged through these services would appear to have a lower divorce rate than the nation as a whole, fully 80 percent of these marriages having lasted over the years for which reports are available." [2] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mail_Order_Brides#_note-1) The USCIS also reports that "... mail-order bride and e-mail correspondence services result in 4,000 to 6,000 marriages between U.S. men and foreign brides each year."



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mail_Order_Brides

[Apollo]

i want to marry a russian bride now

[SoulManX]

http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/483/amc0652lea4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/4861/rjo0770lpm8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/672/tzun351lft4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Apollo]

:csad: my hopes.....my dreams.....

[SoulManX]

:csad: my hopes.....my dreams.....

Oh well check this out...

http://img250.imageshack.us/img250/6061/p792171ji9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Colombia mail order bride.

[Franklin Richards]

Gotta go with Elena.


:thing: :doom: :thing:

[Golgo-13]

Olga.

Seems like the most down to earth, and has that 'wife' like quality to her.

[GoldenAgeHero]

olga for me.

[Kaleb]

^ for some time I was pondering whether I should choose between olga and the other one. Olga to me had a more of a girl next door face and I could imagine coming home from work while to a nice dinner on the table that she had cooked for me.

[Golgo-13]

Exactly Kaleb....i only noticed her impressive rack after i scrolled back through the thread pages and read that others had seen it.
Cute face: great :up:
Impressive rack: bonus. :D

http://www.russianbrides.com/GirlImages/55401-55600/55406LV-05.jpg

[Kaleb]

um am I allowed to change my vote for Olga, I just feel that the other one is going to cheat on me .

[Golgo-13]

Olga just has a wife like look to her. Anastasia looks like she'll ditch you as soon as she hits the border, for the first rich prick that comes along. :o