Hotty of Hotties: Match 4 - Vida Guerra vs. Roselyn Sanchez

[The Lumberjack]

Okay, we'll see how well this works out. Now this is gonna take a long-ass time, but these sort of things are always fun. I'm going to post a match every week on either Tuesday or Wedensday asking you to vote for which of the two girls you prefer. It can be based on any criteria you want. Hair color, breast size, acting ability, whatever, just as long as you vote. There several women and several matches. Below you will find a list of the match-ups for Round 1. If you have a problem w/ some of the match-ups, tough **** b/c this is my tournament. The list of all the first round mathces is as follows:

Round 1

Match 1: Rosario Dawson vs. Elisha Cuthbert - 24-43
Match 2: Kate Beckinsale vs. Monica Bellucci - 34-18
Match 3: Hilary Duff vs. Lindsay Lohan - 13-40
Match 4: Vida Guerra vs. Roselyn Sanchez
Match 5: Jessica Simpson vs. Adriana Lima
Match 6: Eliza Dushku vs. Angelina Jolie
Match 7: Beyonce vs. Christina Aguilera
Match 8: Anna Nicole Smith vs. Pamela Anderson
Match 9: Maria Menounos vs. Jillian Barberie
Match 10: Anna Kournikova vs. Brooke Brooke
Match 11: Christina Milian vs. Jaime Pressly
Match 12: Shannon Elizabeth vs. Tara Reid
Match 13: Carmen Electra vs. Tyra Banks
Match 14: Ashanti vs. Mya
Match 15: Jessica Alba vs. Eva Mendes
Match 16: Halle Berry vs. Paris Hilton

This time we have the ass to end all asses, Vida Guerra

http://wackyweaselworld.com/vidaGuerra/vida3.JPG
http://www.wackyweaselworld.com/vidaGuerra/vida32.jpg

vs.

The hot chick from Rush Hour 2 and object of BK's avatar, Roselyn Sanchez.

http://www.stuffmagazine.com/girls/roselyn_sanchez/roselynsanchez_l2.jpg
http://www.stuffmagazine.com/girls/roselyn_sanchez/roselynsanchez_l6.jpg

BTW BK if you want to post the gif your avatar was made from, I think we would all appreciate it.

[Erzengel]

Vida

[Slipknot]

Vida Guerra.

[Phoney Bone]

Vida!

[Sava]

Vida Guerra

[bored]

a toughy, but i've gotta go w/ life war. aka: vida guerra. if spanish speaking people now think i sound incredibly stupid, well, too bad. get used to it.

[DOG LIPS]

Vida... hands down. On her ass.

HAWT!!!

[Dark Carnage]

This is such an unfair choice.

[-rc2k-]

Sheesh this is going to be a blow out! :eek:


Vida!!!

[The Avatar]

Vida

[The Lumberjack]

This is such an unfair choice.
Well who would have been fair? Nothing can match that ass!

[DOG LIPS]

Bow Down To The Power Of The Ass, All Ye Contenders!

[FireFace]

vida! nerds

[Jason Blood]

in the immortal words of Krusty

"The tomato with the melons"

[BrodieBruce]

you should pick people that other people have heard of

[John Constantine]

YOu gonna pick opposite of me again, Brodie? :mad:

[Darko]

Definitely Vida, she squish Roselyn with that ass of hers.....:o

[BrodieBruce]

not if I pick first

[Kaleb]

Id have to go with vida only cause those are not the hottest pictures of Roselyn Sanchez

[John Constantine]

not if I pick first

You pick first then :)

[BrodieBruce]

You pick first then :)
Vivida

[The Lumberjack]

Id have to go with vida only cause those are not the hottest pictures of Roselyn Sanchez
If you know where there are better pics then post them.

[The Lumberjack]

you should pick people that other people have heard of
If you've never heard of these two, you've been living under a rock for a few years.

[InsaneDwayne]

The first one's hotter

[Chaos]

Vida

That ass is just amazing :up:

[BrodieBruce]

I'm sorry if I'm not a 15 year old boy who purchases Stuff magazine.

[Dark Carnage]

Vida's breasts look great in that first pic, but I'm going to vote for Roselyn because she shouldn't be that far behind.

[Zombie_hunter]

i've never see either before but based on the pics....

vida

[Jason Blood]

I'm probably the only person here that voted for Vida based on her jugs:(

[The Lumberjack]

I'm sorry if I'm not a 15 year old boy who purchases Stuff magazine.
No you're just a middle-aged man who has nothing better to do than troll internet message boards.

[J-Bones]

Vida, no question about it....

[BrodieBruce]

No you're just a middle-aged man who has nothing better to do than troll internet message boards.
DO I come off as middle aged?

[The Lumberjack]

DO I come off as middle aged?
You seem bitter. Possibly an unemployed steel worker.

[BrodieBruce]

bitter? Middle-aged? Steel worker? I think somebody is talking about his estranged father. We can talk, you know.

[rdh007]

Just like I voted for Duff to help her avoid an embarassing shutout, I voted for Sanchez.

[BK]

Wow, can't believe all of you chose Vida over a true beaut like Roselyn. Now...let me prove to you Vida's not all she's hyped up to be:

http://www.atlantiscustoms.com/vida1.jpg
http://www.atlantiscustoms.com/vida2.jpg
http://www.atlantiscustoms.com/vida3.jpg



It's a sad, sad day....

[The Lumberjack]

Wow, can't believe all of you chose Vida over a true beaut like Roselyn. Now...let me prove to you Vida's not all she's hyped up to be:

http://www.atlantiscustoms.com/vida1.jpg
http://www.atlantiscustoms.com/vida2.jpg
http://www.atlantiscustoms.com/vida3.jpg



It's a sad, sad day....
The House of Guerra crumbles.....

[The Lumberjack]

bitter? Middle-aged? Steel worker? I think somebody is talking about his estranged father. We can talk, you know.
Another joke falls on angry deaf ears.

[Outsiderzedge]

The hell...


BK is the DEVIL!

[BrodieBruce]

Another joke falls on angry deaf ears.How do oyu know what was said if you're so angry and deaf? Wait, is that some kind of angry deaf internet humour? I gotta go consult with Morg on this one.

[BK]

The hell...


BK is the DEVIL!
I couldn't let her tip drill self blind you guys any longer. :(

[DOG LIPS]

Wow, can't believe all of you chose Vida over a true beaut like Roselyn. Now...let me prove to you Vida's not all she's hyped up to be:

http://www.atlantiscustoms.com/vida1.jpg
http://www.atlantiscustoms.com/vida2.jpg
http://www.atlantiscustoms.com/vida3.jpg



It's a sad, sad day....
I'd still hit it like a jackhammer. :up:

[The Lumberjack]

How do oyu know what was said if you're so angry and deaf? Wait, is that some kind of angry deaf internet humour? I gotta go consult with Morg on this one.
Well, how old are you then Mr. Bruce? Old enough to call anyone who reads Stuff an immature 15 year old, but nowhere near middle aged. Mid to late 20s? Must have been one rough childhood for so much hate to build up that you must express it via the internet.

[BrodieBruce]

Well, how old are you then Mr. Bruce? Old enough to call anyone who reads Stuff an immature 15 year old, but nowhere near middle aged. Mid to late 20s? Must have been one rough childhood for so much hate to build up that you must express it via the internet.
I'm 21. And yes, it was pretty bad growing up:(

[DOG LIPS]

Where did you find those before and after pics, BK?

[Kaleb]

hah Ive not voted yet I can still vote for Ms Sanchez someone plz post better pictures of her (i.e like the one where she is eating a banana)

[Jason Blood]

I'd still hit it like a jackhammer. :up:

goddamn right!

[JewishHobbit]

Vida

[The Lumberjack]

I'm 21. And yes, it was pretty bad growing up:(
Was your dad an unemployed steel worker too? Childood blows..... :batman:

[BrodieBruce]

Was your dad an unemployed steel worker too? Childood blows..... :batman:
Don't be silly, my father was there for me. I'm not that ****ed up.

[Jason Blood]

please take this petty fued elsewhere

this thread is about Vida DAMMIT!

and that other one too...

[BK]

Where did you find those before and after pics, BK?
I found it at a message board (the particular forum was focused just on posting pics of girls) a few weeks back. Basically exposed what Vida really looks like, and I'm glad some people finally see her true self.

hah Ive not voted yet I can still vote for Ms Sanchez someone plz post better pictures of her (i.e like the one where she is eating a banana)
http://img149.exs.cx/img149/5586/1rsanimated0fe.gif

THIS is who should be winning the poll.

[Jason Blood]

http://img149.exs.cx/img149/5586/1rsanimated0fe.gif


HAWT

[GunBlade]

You don't know what her stank ass looks like in the morning either.

[DOG LIPS]

I don't care, that ass is still huge and delish even with the cellulite. I'd just stick my fingers in the craters for better traction. Hooray for cottage cheese!

[Dark Carnage]

You don't know what her stank ass looks like in the morning either.

That's a good point.

Though it can't be anymore of a difference than Vida. She looked pretty good in Rush Hour 2. That's with make up and I doubt any computer enhancement.

[Kaleb]

I don't care, that ass is still huge and delish even with the cellulite. I'd just stick my fingers in the craters for better traction. Hooray for cottage cheese!wow :confused:

[The Lumberjack]

Don't be silly, my father was there for me. I'm not that ****ed up.
Mommy touched? Daddy didn't?

please take this petty fued elsewhere

this thread is about Vida DAMMIT!

and that other one too...

Yes, but you forget that this is my thread. :cool:

[BrodieBruce]

Mommy touched? Daddy didn't?



Yes, but you forget that this is my thread. :cool:
Oh no, YOu'll execute all htat authority you ahve over us!

[GunBlade]

This poll is automatically disqualified. I think Vida looks fine, she looks normal. To try and pick on her only without the make-up and touchups is unfair, but then again this whole thread is just retarded.

Sanchez ain't **** either. I can choose realistic looking women that are far more attractive and good looking.

The whole overhype about Vida's ass is dead either way. Bow down to the ass? No thanks. How 'bout you kiss mine?

[Hobgoblin]

Vida, easy.

[hey yo its sean]

Hmm.. I voted Guerra.. Looks like i voted to hastily.

[GunBlade]

I just mentioned "either 3 times!

[Dark Carnage]

How 'bout you kiss mine?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v113/Vegenom/Smilies/naughty.gif

[Kaleb]

none of those chicks are really ''it'' I mean look at Ms sanchez in basic

[Jason Blood]

I still say Vida has some nice cans

[Kaleb]

ive decided im not voting anymore.

[The Lumberjack]

Oh no, YOu'll execute all htat authority you ahve over us!
Okay, wasn't talking to you w/ that second comment anyways, but It did seem to strike a nerve, specifically in the hand region.

[BrodieBruce]

Okay, wasn't talking to you w/ that second comment anyways, but It did seem to strike a nerve, specifically in the hand region.Your father left because you were a bad son.

[The Lumberjack]

Your father left because you were a bad son.
My father left b/c he had a mullet and that's what people w/ mullets do.

[Capt Throbberson]

Oh no, YOu'll execute all htat authority you ahve over us!
Brodie's crappy spelling returns!

[TheCheshireCat]

Don't be silly, my father was there for me. I'm not that ****ed up.

Brodie shut your mouth before I stick my penis in it :o

[FireFace]

Wow, can't believe all of you chose Vida over a true beaut like Roselyn. Now...let me prove to you Vida's not all she's hyped up to be:

http://www.atlantiscustoms.com/vida1.jpg
http://www.atlantiscustoms.com/vida2.jpg
http://www.atlantiscustoms.com/vida3.jpg



It's a sad, sad day.... It was proven a LONG time ago that those were changed to make her look worse.

[Venom_uk]

Vida Guerra

*goes to 'google' her* ;)

[DOG LIPS]

It was proven a LONG time ago that those were changed to make her look worse.

It doesn't really matter to me either way, cause' this dog don't mind cottage cheese with his dinner. Ooohhh yeeaahh.

[Doobie88]

BUMP

Where is round 5?

[AmazinUncleBen]

yeah?

[Super_Ludacris]

Dag, How did I miss the voting on this?

I was gonna go with Roseyln cause I just seen a pic of Vida without makeup and the ass and face look like twins....

[LexLuthor]

I would have to go with Rosalyn Sanchez. Women like Roz and Vida are a dime a dozen in Dallas, TX. Don't get me wrong, they are both hot. Vida's just thicker, but bigger butt doesn't = hotter/sexier.

[Bathrat]

vida

+1

[Nero_Ordin]

vida damn she is hot.

[Blackhawk-WFL-]

well i love them both but i love real than fake so i would go with rosalyn sanchez

[DOG LIPS]

That's nice. Too bad the poll closed like 5 years ago. :csad:

[Badger]

Oops!

[The Dark Defender]

The House of Guerra crumbles.....

I've seen her before make-up and airbrushing were applied plenty of times, and she stills looks great all over...

and what's with 2 year old polls getting bumped to the first page?:huh:

[The Lumberjack]

well i love them both but i love real than fake so i would go with rosalyn sanchez
You actually had the cognitive skills to make it through registration but couldn't see it was well over? How the hell did you come across this anyways?

[Blackhawk-WFL-]

looking for a picture of roselyn sanchez google search can take u many places :oldrazz: :woot:

[Outsiderzedge]

I voted Vida Guerra. :cool:

[PyroChamber]

Did anyone else know that Vida is a signer? I didn't know this I just read it on Wiki.