The Official "Ask A Teddy Bear" Thread!!!

[SoulManX]

SuperTed is a Welsh language (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Welsh_language) animated television (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Television) series from the United Kingdom (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Kingdom) that first aired on 1 November (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/November_1) 1982 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1982). It was commissioned by Welsh television channel S4C (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S4C), and later dubbed into English. The series won numerous awards, including the 1987 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1987) BAFTA (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Academy_Television_Awards) for best animation (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animation). It was also produced by Siriol Animation (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Siriol_Animation&action=edit) and Kalato Ltd (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kalato_Ltd) in association with Abbey Home Media (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Abbey_Home_Media&action=edit).
SuperTed is the creation of Mike Young, who now works out of his studios in California (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/California), USA (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USA), along with his wife, Fiona. SuperTed was created as a bedtime story for his young son, who was very afraid of the dark.
Every episode starts with the tale of how SuperTed came to life: He was a teddy bear (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teddy_bear) found to be defective in the toy factory where he was made, and then disposed of into a storeroom in the basement. A Spotty man found him there and brought him to life with his "cosmic dust". He was later taken to Mother Nature (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mother_Nature) and given magical (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magical) powers that enabled him to fight evil. This evil invariably takes the form of Texas Pete (An evil cowboy) and his gang; Bulk (an overweight, bumbling fool) and Skeleton (an undead cowardly skeleton with pink slippers). Texas Pete's plots are generally aimed at advancing his own wealth and power or the destruction of SuperTed, his nemesis.
SuperTed's powers are activated by his "secret magic word", which (as the name suggests) remains a secret. SuperTed whispers it every time he or someone else is in peril and he transforms into a Superman (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superman)-like red suit with rockets built in to the boots. These allow him to fly. In one episode, Bulk overhears the secret magic word and also whispers it, briefly acquiring identical powers to SuperTed. However, he subsequently forgets the word. The magic word is often humorously regarded as "being a profanity"
The episodes take place all over the world (but quite often in Wales) and even in space (SuperTed being the owner of his own space station). He also has a tree house in an unspecified jungle (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jungle).
In 1992, Superted was revived in America by Hanna Barbera (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanna_Barbera) (who also made Fantastic Max (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fantastic_Max), another Mike Young creation) this time named The Further Adventures of Superted (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Further_Adventures_of_Superted). Only Jon Pertwee (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jon_Pertwee) returned from the original cast to voice Spotty. The new series takes on a more epic format, often splitting its episodes into two parts: Texas Pete, Bulk, and Skeleton are joined also by new, original villains and the theme song was also ditched for a more dramatic overture. This Superted series is considered poor quality, inferior to the original and did not last beyond one season, the reason for this however, is unclear.
SuperTed has many similarities to Captain Marvel (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_Marvel). Like Captain Marvel, SuperTed gets his powers from saying a word. SuperTed's costume is very similar to that of Captain Marvel. SuperTed was given his powers by a being known as Mother Nature, much like how Captain Marvel's powers were given by the wizard Shazam.
SuperTed also appeared in a Public Information Film (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Public_Information_Film), along with Spotty & his sister, Blotch. The film, commissioned by the now defunct 'Central Office of Information', was entitled "Supersafe with SuperTed", and featured the three characters being flown to Earth by SuperTed, in order to teach Spotty how to cross the road safely. The action takes place in an animated version of Cardiff city centre, where the old Crest Hotel, Cardiff Castle and orange double deckers can be seen. A flashback during the short reveals an incident when Spotty very nearly got killed, running across the road on the planet Spot (his home), to talk to his sister.
SuperTed proceeds during the animation, to teach Spotty the right way to cross the road, i.e not running, not standing behind vehicles, etc. He then warns the viewer that He "can't always be there to save you, especially on planet Earth".

[TEDDY]

Ahh... a Welsch Captain Marvel rip off...

[hippy fascist]

http://static.userland.com/images/surprise/why.gif

:huh:

[TEDDY]

TEDDY! That's why.

[Halcohol]

TEDDY! That's why.
What's your opinion of the washing machine?

[SoulManX]

Do Teddy Bear's crap in the wood...with tp on the tree?

[Ash J. Williams]

Are you a ninja?

[TEDDY]

What's your opinion of the washing machine?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/teddybear007/mail011.jpg?t=1169020362


A necessary evil to keep TEDDY looking so fresh, yet so clean clean.

[TEDDY]

Do Teddy Bear's crap in the wood...with tp on the tree?


http://www.pg.com/common/image/annualreports/2001/editorial/ad_charmin.jpg

[TEDDY]

Are you a ninja?

Why, yeas. Yes I am. :ninja:









































































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[ScottyBBadd]

TEDDY, Oliver "The Ring Bear", I know someone who is a Colonel in the Royal Order of Preditory Felines. Do you know any one in any form of special forces?

[TEDDY]

Does Smokey the Bear count?

[ScottyBBadd]

Does Smokey the Bear count?

Smokey the Bear is special forces?

[NewYorkSpider]

It a bird, It's a plane, no its?

[TEDDY]

Smokey the Bear is special forces?

Park Range... and I think a former vet? :huh:

[TEDDY]

It a bird, It's a plane, no its?

TEDDY!!!

[ScottyBBadd]

Park Range... and I think a former vet? :huh:

Oliver'The Ring Bear" says he counts.

[jimmy]

What happened to Todd McFarlane?

[Maxwell Smart]

When will the Interstellar Bear Alliance take over Earth and how can we stop them?

[ScottyBBadd]

When will the Interstellar Bear Alliance take over Earth and how can we stop them?

As a fellow Teddy Bear, I Oliver"The Ring Bear" know nothing of this, but TEDDY knows more than me.

[TEDDY]

What happened to Todd McFarlane?

Think he's back to writing Spawn comics. Also working on getting his new Spawn animated series picked up. Should be out sometime this year.

[hippie_hunter]

TEDDY, are you ashamed of yourself over the Survivor debacle?

[TEDDY]

When will the Interstellar Bear Alliance take over Earth and how can we stop them?


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/teddybear007/mail011.jpg?t=1169020362


I have no idea what you are talking about.




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Now do me a favor and look directly into the flash...

[TEDDY]

TEDDY, are you ashamed of yourself over the Survivor debacle?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/teddybear007/mail011.jpg?t=1169020362


Not really. It was entertaining as hell to do and even more entertaining to watch unfold. Welcome to TEDDY Island *****es!!!

[Fran]

TEDDY, I thought you were a good guest host for a while, but after yesterday's **** fest. People are calling you the worst Survivor guest host in history.

Thoughts?

[TEDDY]

TEDDY, I thought you were a good guest host for a while, but after yesterday's **** fest. People are calling you the worst Survivor guest host in history.

Thoughts?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/teddybear007/mail011.jpg?t=1169020362



Depends. Definitely had a rough time durring the last portion, particularly the mix up between Exile island and immunity and all that crap.

But, admit it, TEDDY'S SECRET STASH was the coolest award EVER! And people will be talking about this for a while. And I made my prediction of coming back into the game come true.


Worst as far as following rules and keeping order, perhaps. Worst as far as keeping things lively and entertaining? Come on! TEDDY!

[Fran]

Well, that award really didn't matter in the long run... Norman is on the jury now.

[Ash J. Williams]

How do you have life if you're an inanimate object?

[TEDDY]

How do you have life if you're an inanimate object?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/teddybear007/mail011.jpg?t=1169020362


The same reason an inanimate object such as yourself is living.

[ScottyBBadd]

TEDDY, Oliver "The Ring Bear", here. Did Rex Grossman cost Da Bears the Super Bowl?

[TEDDY]

TEDDY, Oliver "The Ring Bear", here. Did Rex Grossman cost Da Bears the Super Bowl?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/teddybear007/mail011.jpg?t=1169020362


No, it was Prince and his Damn Purple Rain. It put a magical hex on the field that bears can't resist unless they do a Save/Throw of 20 or higher.

Bears got a 19.:csad:

[jimmy]

Teddy:- what do you think about the new VHT Sig: X____ Amplifier?

[TEDDY]

Teddy:- what do you think about the new VHT Sig: X____ Amplifier?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/teddybear007/mail011.jpg?t=1169020362


I think it's a huge waste of money.

[C.F. Kane]

Teddy, would a Utilitarian society dissolve into hedonism due to the inability of humanity to tech altruism, or will it simply continue to function as well as a Kantian society? I'm asking because I've never been clear whether Utilitarianism was ever meant to be a society system or merely a reflection of a goal driven life that many lead.

[TEDDY]

Teddy, would a Utilitarian society dissolve into hedonism due to the inability of humanity to tech altruism, or will it simply continue to function as well as a Kantian society? I'm asking because I've never been clear whether Utilitarianism was ever meant to be a society system or merely a reflection of a goal driven life that many lead.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/teddybear007/mail011.jpg?t=1169020362



I think acheiving Hedonism is practically the goal of every society, including Utilitarian society. Sadly, it is impossible to plese everyone in a society. It's a nice concept, but it will never work. Likewise, a Utilitarian society wouldn't work because everyone has their own moral code. What's right for you may not be right for all. Unless a concise list of moral code is prescribed, it would never work.


TEDDY!!!

[ScottyBBadd]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/teddybear007/mail011.jpg?t=1169020362


No, it was Prince and his Damn Purple Rain. It put a magical hex on the field that bears can't resist unless they do a Save/Throw of 20 or higher.

Bears got a 19.:csad:

Darned Saving throws.

[TEDDY]

Yeah. There goes my chance to use my magic missle spell.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

TEDDY, how can you like Teddy Bears (which suck to no end) when there are much finer dolls in the world like the Great Garloo? :huh:

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[TEDDY]

TEDDY, how can you like Teddy Bears (which suck to no end) when there are much finer dolls in the world like the Great Garloo? :huh:

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y199/Wilhelm-Scream/TGG.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/teddybear007/mail011.jpg?t=1169020362


I'm a TEDDY! And I don't suck! :mad:

[Wilhelm-Scream]

except for during months ending in "H", "L", "E", "T", "R" and "Y" :csad:

[Kaleb]

Its a frikken teddy Bear!!!!!!

[Wilhelm-Scream]

a cheaply put-together teddy bear :(

[TEDDY]

Its a frikken teddy Bear!!!!!!

Yes.

[TEDDY]

a cheaply put-together teddy bear :(

That's beside the point.

[hippy fascist]

that bear looks kinda ****ty...

[TEDDY]

that bear looks kinda ****ty...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/teddybear007/mail011.jpg?t=1169020362


Sorry pal. Not going to be able to stuff the fluff of this TEDDY.

[hippy fascist]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/teddybear007/mail011.jpg?t=1169020362


Sorry pal. Not going to be able to stuff the fluff of this TEDDY.

Why do you have old lady curtains in your house teddy?

[TEDDY]

Why do you have old lady curtains in your house teddy?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/teddybear007/mail011.jpg?t=1169020362


Cause I use to live with an old lady. Gotta problem with that?

[ScottyBBadd]

TEDDY, Oliver "The Ring Bear", here. Do you like bieng in the three word story.

[TEDDY]

TEDDY, Oliver "The Ring Bear", here. Do you like bieng in the three word story.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/teddybear007/mail011.jpg?t=1169020362


Of course. TEDDY loves to see himself in the spotlight.

[Elisha Cuthbert]

What is teddy's real name?

[Ash J. Williams]

Can I sell you at a garage sale?

[TEDDY]

What is teddy's real name?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/teddybear007/mail011.jpg?t=1169020362


Teddy D. Bear. Look me up: I'm unlisted.

[TEDDY]

Can I sell you at a garage sale?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/teddybear007/mail011.jpg?t=1169020362


No. You may not.

[ScottyBBadd]

Hi, TEDDY, Oliver "The Ring" Bear. Isn't your full name TEDDY DA BEAR. I would like to be your Teddy Bear Padwan.

[TEDDY]

Hi, TEDDY, Oliver "The Ring" Bear. Isn't your full name TEDDY DA BEAR. I would like to be your Teddy Bear Padwan.

Tis true, young one. Tis true.

[Ash J. Williams]

Are you that kid named Teddy in my Geometry class?

If you are, I owe you a beating.

[Mr Sparkle]

will the pain EVER end?
will it?
seriously now.
you can tell me.
will it end?

[TEDDY]

Are you that kid named Teddy in my Geometry class?

If you are, I owe you a beating.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/teddybear007/mail011.jpg?t=1169020362


No. Never went to school. I'm naturally this smart. TEDDY!

[TEDDY]

will the pain EVER end?
will it?
seriously now.
you can tell me.
will it end?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/teddybear007/mail011.jpg?t=1169020362


It will... eventually.

Unfortunately for you, my friend, it has only begun.

[Fran]

Does your mother want you out of the basement yet?

[TEDDY]

Does your mother want you out of the basement yet?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/teddybear007/mail011.jpg?t=1169020362


Don't have a mother... or a father... don't even have a basement for that matter. :csad:

[StorminNorman]

Does the Chinese woman that made you want her cotton back?

[Ash J. Williams]

When are you gonna have your own movie?

[TEDDY]

Does the Chinese woman that made you want her cotton back?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/teddybear007/mail011.jpg?t=1169020362


I'm 100% pure Amreicano baby.

[TEDDY]

When are you gonna have your own movie?

When Disney gets off my ass about being a Pooh rip-off. :cmad:

[Ash J. Williams]

Why didn't you put a picture for the previous question I asked you?

[TEDDY]

Why didn't you put a picture for the previous question I asked you?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/teddybear007/mail011.jpg?t=1169020362


Got lazy. Here's a double to make up for it.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/teddybear007/mail011.jpg?t=1169020362

[Ash J. Williams]

Do you like posting two of the same pictures at once?

[TEDDY]

Do you like posting two of the same pictures at once?

I'm ok with it. But since someone isn't pleased with it :whatever: ...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/teddybear007/drink.jpg?t=1172973217


Now relax and enjoy. It is the weekend afterall.

[Ash J. Williams]

I'm ok with it. But since someone isn't pleased with it :whatever: ...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/teddybear007/drink.jpg?t=1172973217


Now relax and enjoy. It is the weekend afterall.
It doesn't bother me.

[TEDDY]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/teddybear007/drink.jpg?t=1172973217


Good. Great. Perfect.

[ScottyBBadd]

TEDDY, Oliver, here. What is your soda of choice? Me it is either Dr.Pepper or Wild Cherry Pepsi.

[TEDDY]

TEDDY, Oliver, here. What is your soda of choice. Me it is either Dr.Pepper or Wild Cherry Pepsi.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/teddybear007/mail011.jpg?t=1169020362


Cherry coke or Cream Soda. And I like to drink Fanta, but that's mainly because Fanta is Spanish for ****. (Don't you wanna Fanta?)

[Ash J. Williams]

Who do you live with?

[TEDDY]

Who do you live with?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/teddybear007/mail011.jpg?t=1169020362


I live alone right now. Got nobody to snuggle with. :csad:

[Kool-Aid]

I want a bear like you, where can I get one?

[TEDDY]

I want a bear like you, where can I get one?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/teddybear007/mail011.jpg?t=1169020362


Well I'm home-made, so I guess you can't exactly buy another of TEDDY (Unless you got some major cash flow going. Then I'd be yours forever!)

But getting a TEDDY bear should be fairly easy. TEDDYS are like Visas: We're everywhere you want to be.

[Abaddon]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/teddybear007/mail011.jpg?t=1169020362


I live alone right now. Got nobody to snuggle with. :csad:

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[TEDDY]

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Thanks Abaddon. I needed that.:yay:

[Ash J. Williams]

What's your deal?

[TEDDY]

What's your deal?

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A Royal Flush! Beat That!

[Abaddon]

Tell me a TEDDY bear story. A good one!

[butt_salad]

I still say you look like a penis with stupid ears and inadequate arms.

[ScottyBBadd]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/teddybear007/mail011.jpg?t=1169020362


A Royal Flush! Beat That!

Oliver here, did you flop a royal flush?

[Ash J. Williams]

You want shock treatment?

[Kritish]

Have you ever wanted to kill the entire human race?

[TEDDY]

Tell me a TEDDY bear story. A good one!

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I call this story


A Boy and His Bear

Once upon a time a little boy was given a stuffed teddy bear as a gift. The boy loved the teddy bear and the teddy bear loved him. They would play for hours and hours together.



Years began to pass and the little boy began to grow older.
"I'm 6 years old now, Teddy," he told his bear friend,"and I'm afraid I no longer need a teddy bear..."
"Nonesense," he assurred the little boy,"Who will protect you from the things that go bump in the night?"
"You will protect me?" the little boy asked.
"Always and forever." the bear replied.
So whenever the little boy was scared at night, he would squeeze his teddy bear and sleep knowing that he was safe from the boogey man.


Years began to pass and the little boy grew to be a teen.
"I'm 13 years old now, Teddy," he told his bear friend,"and I'm afraid I no longer need a teddy bear..."
"Nonsense," he assurred the little boy,"Who will be there to help you feel better when your feeling blue?"
"You will help me?" the little boy asked.
"Always and forever." the bear replied.
So whenever the little boy felt sad or lonely, he would hug his teddy bear and tell him his problems. And Teddy would always listen.


Years began to pass and the little boy had finally grown into an adult.
"I'm 18 years old now, Teddy," he told his bear friend,"and I'm afraid I no longer need a teddy bear..."
"Nonsense," he assurred the little boy,"Who will be looking after your room while they wait for you to return?"
"You will wait for me?" the little boy asked.
"Always and forever." the bear replied.
So as the little boy stepped forth into the world to make a place for himself, he felt confident knowing that his teddy bear would be there waiting for him.


Years began to pass...


and pass...


and pass...


and still, the bear waited, hoping that one day the little boy would return.
Finally, one day, the little boy returned. He was no longer the young child the bear had known, but a full grown man.
"Little boy... is that you?" the bear asked.
"Yes, Teddy. It's me." the boy answered.
"Well little boy," the bear sighed, "your 30 years old now. And I'm afraid you no longer need a teddy bear..."
"Nonsense," replied the little boy,"Who protected me when I needed to feel safe? Who helped me when I was feeling blue? Who waited for me to return home? You were there when I needed you, teddy bear. And when I have children, you will be there for them as well when they need you."
"You need me?" the bear asked.
"Always and forever." the little boy replied.

Always and forever.

[TEDDY]

I still say you look like a penis with stupid ears and inadequate arms.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/teddybear007/mail011.jpg?t=1169020362


And I still say you are a salad mad in the butt.

[TEDDY]

Oliver here, did you flop a royal flush?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/teddybear007/mail011.jpg?t=1169020362


Me? Flop a flush? Never!

[TEDDY]

You want shock treatment?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/teddybear007/mail011.jpg?t=1169020362


You want a knuckle sandwich?

[TEDDY]

Have you ever wanted to kill the entire human race?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/teddybear007/mail011.jpg?t=1169020362


No. Not really. I'm not violent.

[NewYorkSpider]

Who's your faviorite Super-Hero?

[TEDDY]

Who's your faviorite Super-Hero?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/teddybear007/mail011.jpg?t=1169020362


Captain America... sans the bullet holes.



**** what the media says: Steve Rogers is alive! They're just pulling a Foggy Nelson.

[Ash J. Williams]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/teddybear007/mail011.jpg?t=1169020362


You want a knuckle sandwich?
Was that a rhetorical question?

[ScottyBBadd]

TEDDY, Oliver here. Do you celebrate St. Patrick's Day, and how does a teddy celebrate it?

[TEDDY]

TEDDY, Oliver here. Do you celebrate St. Patrick's Day, and how does a teddy celebrate it?

Of course we do, laddie!


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I like to celebrate by drinking green brew from my lucky cup of happiness

[Abaddon]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/teddybear007/mail011.jpg?t=1169020362


I call this story


A Boy and His Bear

Once upon a time a little boy was given a stuffed teddy bear as a gift. The boy loved the teddy bear and the teddy bear loved him. They would play for hours and hours together.



Years began to pass and the little boy began to grow older.
"I'm 6 years old now, Teddy," he told his bear friend,"and I'm afraid I no longer need a teddy bear..."
"Nonesense," he assurred the little boy,"Who will protect you from the things that go bump in the night?"
"You will protect me?" the little boy asked.
"Always and forever." the bear replied.
So whenever the little boy was scared at night, he would squeeze his teddy bear and sleep knowing that he was safe from the boogey man.


Years began to pass and the little boy grew to be a teen.
"I'm 13 years old now, Teddy," he told his bear friend,"and I'm afraid I no longer need a teddy bear..."
"Nonsense," he assurred the little boy,"Who will be there to help you feel better when your feeling blue?"
"You will help me?" the little boy asked.
"Always and forever." the bear replied.
So whenever the little boy felt sad or lonely, he would hug his teddy bear and tell him his problems. And Teddy would always listen.


Years began to pass and the little boy had finally grown into an adult.
"I'm 18 years old now, Teddy," he told his bear friend,"and I'm afraid I no longer need a teddy bear..."
"Nonsense," he assurred the little boy,"Who will be looking after your room while they wait for you to return?"
"You will wait for me?" the little boy asked.
"Always and forever." the bear replied.
So as the little boy stepped forth into the world to make a place for himself, he felt confident knowing that his teddy bear would be there waiting for him.


Years began to pass...


and pass...


and pass...


and still, the bear waited, hoping that one day the little boy would return.
Finally, one day, the little boy returned. He was no longer the young child the bear had known, but a full grown man.
"Little boy... is that you?" the bear asked.
"Yes, Teddy. It's me." the boy answered.
"Well little boy," the bear sighed, "your 30 years old now. And I'm afraid you no longer need a teddy bear..."
"Nonsense," replied the little boy,"Who protected me when I needed to feel safe? Who helped me when I was feeling blue? Who waited for me to return home? You were there when I needed you, teddy bear. And when I have children, you will be there for them as well when they need you."
"You need me?" the bear asked.
"Always and forever." the little boy replied.

Always and forever.



awww, I liked it.:yay:
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No. Not really. I'm not violent.

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You want a knuckle sandwich?
:o

[TEDDY]

Was that a rhetorical question?

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Perhaps.

:ninja:

[Elisha Cuthbert]

What does the voice of teddy sound like? :ninja:

[Ash J. Williams]

Where's Joe?

[TEDDY]

What does the voice of teddy sound like? :ninja:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/teddybear007/mail011.jpg?t=1169020362


Like heaven.

[TEDDY]

Where's Joe?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/teddybear007/mail011.jpg?t=1169020362


Over in Iraq, fighting for... whatever it is we're fighting for now.


And now you know. And knowing is half the battle.

[jimmy]

TEDDY: when someone types "TEDDY!" how the hell do you just show up -- how you doin' that?

[TEDDY]

TEDDY: when someone types "TEDDY!" how the hell do you just show up -- how you doin' that?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/teddybear007/mail011.jpg?t=1169020362


Easy: TEDDY magic!

[ScottyBBadd]

TEDDY, Oliver, again. You doing anything for Easter?

[TEDDY]

TEDDY, Oliver, again. You doing anything for Easter?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/teddybear007/mail011.jpg?t=1169020362


Stealing Peter's cotton tail. :yay:

I don't know. We'll see when it's here.

[Ash J. Williams]

Are you a keeper?

[TEDDY]

Are you a keeper?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/teddybear007/mail011.jpg?t=1169020362


I don't play Quiditch. But if I did, I'd probably be a Seeker.

[Abaddon]

Theodore, do you have any baby mama drama?

[TEDDY]

Theodore, do you have any baby mama drama?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/teddybear007/mail011.jpg?t=1169020362


The results are in and I am NOT the father!

[Hades]

Teddy

Will you strip for me?

[JP]

TEDDY

What do your parents look like?

[TEDDY]

Teddy

Will you strip for me?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/teddybear007/mail011.jpg?t=1169020362


Sorry, pal. I'm not that kind of bear.

[Hades]

You're sweet. I'm going to make sure you kiss me good with those big lips. I'm gonna make you my girlfriend, Teddy.

[TEDDY]

TEDDY

What do your parents look like?


http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/sewing-machine-intro.jpg

[TEDDY]

I want to rip your stomache out and eat your family.


http://images.wikia.com/wikiality/images/Theodor_Kittelsen-En_uheldig_bj%C3%B8rnejakt.jpg

[JP]

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/sewing-machine-intro.jpg

I see were you get your good looks from. :cwink:

[Hades]

http://images.wikia.com/wikiality/images/Theodor_Kittelsen-En_uheldig_bj%C3%B8rnejakt.jpgI want to throw down your kid and stomp on his testicles

[TEDDY]

I want to throw down your kid and stomp on his testicles

http://images.wikia.com/wikiality/images/Goldilocks-3-bears.jpg


Keep talking, Goldilocks. Keep talking

[Hades]

I did not know you enjoy child pornograhpy and beastility as one of your pursuits.

Also. HOW DID YOU KNOW I DYE MY PUBIC HAIR BLONDE!!???

[JP]

TEDDY, what does your avatar depict?

[TEDDY]

I did not know you enjoy child pornograhpy and beastility as one of your pursuits.

Also. HOW DID YOU KNOW I DYE MY PUBIC HAIR BLONDE!!???

You think this is the only forum I spread the TEDDY magic?



I'm everywhere... and nowhere... all at the same time...


:ninja:

[TEDDY]

TEDDY, what does your avatar depict?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/teddybear007/mail011.jpg?t=1169020362


The world without TEDDY.

[JP]

Don't ever die then. :(



Wait, can you ever die?

[TEDDY]

Don't ever die then. :(



Wait, can you ever die?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/teddybear007/mail011.jpg?t=1169020362


I'm a TEDDY. I can't die. Maybe you can beat the stuffing out of me, but die? Never!



Unless I get burned... I'm highly flammable.:csad:

[JP]

Teddy, you need a bodyguard. Someone to keep you safe from fires, animals, and those prick kids who like to "experiment".

[TEDDY]

Teddy, you need a bodyguard. Someone to keep you safe from fires, animals, and those prick kids who like to "experiment".


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/teddybear007/mail011.jpg?t=1169020362


I'm good. I got TEDDY magic!

[JP]

Okay, okay. I just worry about you, is all.

[TEDDY]

Okay, okay. I just worry about you, is all.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/teddybear007/mail011.jpg?t=1169020362


It's cool Brother Bear.

[Ash J. Williams]

What's your favorite metal band?

[TEDDY]

What's your favorite metal band?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/teddybear007/mail011.jpg?t=1169020362


Not really a metal-head. But Metallica was cool. (pre-Napster incident)

And the Foo Fighters.

And TENACIOUS D (Call them a parody band if you want, but they quite literally rock out with their cox out. Thats what 1 cock push-up a day will do to you.)

[ScottyBBadd]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/teddybear007/mail011.jpg?t=1169020362


Stealing Peter's cotton tail. :yay:

I don't know. We'll see when it's here.


TEDDY, Oliver here. Sprinter the bunny told me that Peter Cottontail told her his cottontail is missing. You know anything about this?

[TEDDY]

TEDDY, Oliver here. Sprinter the bunny told me that Peter Cottontail told her his cottontail is missing. You know anything about this?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/teddybear007/mail011.jpg?t=1169020362


Peter Cotton Tail suffers from PMBB. (Premature Male Bunny Baldness)

He has been without his cottontail for several years now. But thanks to recent miracles in science, Peter can keep living the cotton tail lifestyle thanks to a new medical prostetic. (You say "hair piece" I say "medical prostetic". Tomato, tomatoe.)

Don't tell him that I told you, though. It embarasses him. That guys a real sensitive wabbit.

[Abaddon]

have you ever visited the hundred-acre wood?

[ScottyBBadd]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/teddybear007/mail011.jpg?t=1169020362


Peter Cotton Tail suffers from PMBB. (Premature Male Bunny Baldness)

He has been without his cottontail for several years now. But thanks to recent miracles in science, Peter can keep living the cotton tail lifestyle thanks to a new medical prostetic. (You say "hair piece" I say "medical prostetic". Tomato, tomatoe.)

Don't tell him that I told you, though. It embarasses him. That guys a real sensitive wabbit.

Sprinter told me Peter is sensitive about the cotton tail thing.

[TEDDY]

have you ever visited the hundred-acre wood?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/teddybear007/mail011.jpg?t=1169020362


Yeah. Don't believe the hype though. I like Pooh and the gang, but 100 Hundred Acre Woods is like...


Well, let me put it like this: the scenery makes you feel like you're in the movie DELIVERANCE... British DELIVERANCE.

[Ash J. Williams]

What do you do to the mutant zombie bears that try to eat you?

[ScottyBBadd]

What do you do to the mutant zombie bears that try to eat you?

Though I can't answer for TEDDY, but I, Oliver "The Ring Bear" would haul some serious @$$.

[Showtime]

Honorable Teddy,

Do you think if I opened a "Get to Know Showtime029" thread it would succeed or fail?

[TEDDY]

Honorable Teddy,

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/teddybear007/mail011.jpg?t=1169020362



Do you think if I opened a "Get to Know Showtime029" thread it would succeed or fail?

Perhaps. I guess it just depends on your popularity around the hype and whether the questions are interesting enough to attract attention.

If you want to make a thread, by all means, make it. Do or do not, there is no try!

[Sensi]

Do you get jealous at Easter when all the bunnies ,chicks and duckies get all the attention?.Do you like sharing the love?

[Canadian Rider]

Teddy.

Why do people hate "Nice" so much?

[TEDDY]

Do you get jealous at Easter when all the bunnies ,chicks and duckies get all the attention?.Do you like sharing the love?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/teddybear007/mail011.jpg?t=1169020362


Not really. Let them have their 1 day a year. TEDDY still has the other 364.

[SoulManX]

Ted your thoughts on this...

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/6497/bondageec3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Sensi]

do you have a stuffed animal that you like to cuddle ?

[TEDDY]

Ted your thoughts on this...

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/6497/bondageec3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/teddybear007/mail011.jpg?t=1169020362


To each their own. Just keep your privates... well, private.

[TEDDY]

do you have a stuffed animal that you like to cuddle ?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/teddybear007/mail011.jpg?t=1169020362


I am indeed a stuffed animal who loves to cuddle.

[Ash J. Williams]

Why haven't you answered my previous question?

[TEDDY]

Teddy.

Why do people hate "Nice" so much?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/teddybear007/mail011.jpg?t=1169020362


Cause it's always fun be naughty, apparently.

[TEDDY]

Why haven't you answered my previous question?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/teddybear007/clueless.jpg?t=1176351289


What. Didn't my associate answer the question for you.


What do you do to the mutant zombie bears that try to eat you?

Though I can't answer for TEDDY, but I, Oliver "The Ring Bear" would haul some serious @$$.


Just figured it would be one less question I needed to answer.


Besides, the question is preposterous. Zombie bears? HA! There's no such thing as zomie bears.

































Now, Vampire Bears on the other hand...


:ninja:

[Ash J. Williams]

Maybe I felt more comfortable with you answering the question.

[TEDDY]

Maybe I felt more comfortable with you answering the question.


My bad.:csad:

[ScottyBBadd]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/teddybear007/clueless.jpg?t=1176351289

Now, Vampire Bears on the other hand...


:ninja:

TEDDY, Oliver, here. I don't pertend to answer for you. I just said as a fellow teddy what I would do. I tought Vampire Bears were urban myth?

[Vilya]

Is it good luck to have 13 teddies together in a room?

[TEDDY]

TEDDY, Oliver, here. I don't pertend to answer for you. I just said as a fellow teddy what I would do. I tought Vampire Bears were urban myth?




Oh no, my friend. They are very much real.


http://www.feelthebite.com/sitebuilder/images/DSC01586-291x215.jpg

[TEDDY]

Is it good luck to have 13 teddies together in a room?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/teddybear007/mail011.jpg?t=1169020362


Got yourself a mini Fight Club going, don't ya!


Awesome! Nobody will **** with you now that they know you got 13 TEDDYS watching your back!

[ScottyBBadd]

Oh no, my friend. They are very much real.


http://www.feelthebite.com/sitebuilder/images/DSC01586-291x215.jpg

I see.

[ScottyBBadd]

Oliver here. I saw your Hot Pocket thread. What is your fav hot pocket?

[TEDDY]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/teddybear007/mail011.jpg?t=1169020362


Ham and Cheddar Croissant Pockets.

[FRUITY]

Teddy, can't you afford to buy a couple of proper beady teddy bear eyes or something?

♥

[ScottyBBadd]

I think TEDDY's non teddy eyes make TEDDY unique.

[Iceman]

Where is the Official "Gut A Teddy Bear" Thread?

[TEDDY]

Teddy, can't you afford to buy a couple of proper beady teddy bear eyes or something?

♥

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/teddybear007/mail011.jpg?t=1169020362


Come on, fruits. Everyone knows that eye surgery is a dangerous procedure.

[TEDDY]

Where is the Official "Gut A Teddy Bear" Thread?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/teddybear007/mail011.jpg?t=1169020362


Not on this board, my friend.

[ScottyBBadd]

TEDDY, Oliver here. Did you like the Bears draft?

[TEDDY]

No. I was never drafted.

[Ash J. Williams]

How do you eat?

[ScottyBBadd]

No. I was never drafted.

Their loss.(Oliver)

[TEDDY]

How do you eat?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/teddybear007/clueless.jpg?t=1176351289


...With my mouth? :huh:


How do you eat?

[ck51100]

Oh no, my friend. They are very much real.


http://www.feelthebite.com/sitebuilder/images/DSC01586-291x215.jpg

How would one go about warding off the vicious attack of a vampire bear?

[TEDDY]

How would one go about warding off the vicious attack of a vampire bear?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/teddybear007/mail011.jpg?t=1169020362


With honey, of course. And blood. Honey and blood.

[Abaddon]

what are your thoughts on Build-A-Bear workshops?

[Ash J. Williams]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/teddybear007/clueless.jpg?t=1176351289


...With my mouth? :huh:


How do you eat?
No, seeing as you're a teddy bear and all, how do your get your mouth to move?

[ScottyBBadd]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/teddybear007/mail011.jpg?t=1169020362


With honey, of course. And blood. Honey and blood.

They don't have allergic reactions to garlic.(Oliver pointing out his stash of garlic cloves.)

[TEDDY]

what are your thoughts on Build-A-Bear workshops?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/teddybear007/mail011.jpg?t=1169020362


I'm for them. More TEDDYs equal more power!

[TEDDY]

No, seeing as you're a teddy bear and all, how do your get your mouth to move?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/teddybear007/clueless.jpg?t=1176351289

... by using my jaw muscles? :huh:


Am I missing something here?

[Ash J. Williams]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/teddybear007/clueless.jpg?t=1176351289

... by using my jaw muscles? :huh:


Am I missing something here?
I take it you aren't an inanimate object, are you?

[TEDDY]

I take it you aren't an inanimate object, are you?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/teddybear007/mail011.jpg?t=1169020362


No. I'm a very animated bear.

[ScottyBBadd]

TEDDY, I Oliver "The Ring Bear" was a gift included with a bottle of perfume. Is that ok?

[TEDDY]

TEDDY, I Oliver "The Ring Bear" was a gift included with a bottle of perfume. Is that ok?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/teddybear007/mail011.jpg?t=1169020362


Why not, a TEDDY is a TEDDY regardless. Besides, ain't nothing wrong with smelling AWESOME!

[Ash J. Williams]

What will all the teddy bears be doing when the world ends?

[TEDDY]

What will all the teddy bears be doing when the world ends?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/teddybear007/mail011.jpg?t=1169020362


Moving to another planet after you ruin this one. :oldrazz:

[CyberFaust]

And did you or did you not have sexual relations with Mrs. Lewinksy?!?!

[ScottyBBadd]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/teddybear007/mail011.jpg?t=1169020362


Why not, a TEDDY is a TEDDY regardless. Besides, ain't nothing wrong with smelling AWESOME!

Well, TEDDY, I did become Oliver "The Ring Bear" that way.

[Ash J. Williams]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/teddybear007/mail011.jpg?t=1169020362


Moving to another planet after you ruin this one. :oldrazz:
Since when am I gonna ruin this planet?

[TEDDY]

And did you or did you not have sexual relations with Mrs. Lewinksy?!?!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/teddybear007/mail011.jpg?t=1169020362


Read my lips. I did not have a decent response to this Lewinsky joke. Come on. It's been almost a decade people. Let's learn to heal. As a nation. Afterall, if we keep using old, out-of-date Clinton jokes, than the terrorist have trully won.

:ninja:

[TEDDY]

Since when am I gonna ruin this planet?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/teddybear007/mail011.jpg?t=1169020362


I don't know. I'm not a scientist. Go ask Al Gore. I'm cereal!


EXCELSIOR!

[ScottyBBadd]

Oliver here. I personally am fond of honey ham sandwiches on honey wheat with honey mustard. TEDDY do you have a fav sandwich?

[TEDDY]

Oliver here. I personally am fond of honey ham sandwiches on honey wheat with honey mustard. TEDDY do you have a fav sandwich?


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/teddybear007/bojangles.jpg?t=1179721648

[Abaddon]

TEDDY, where have you been?

[Ash J. Williams]

Does your facial expression ever change?

[ScottyBBadd]

Chicken Biscuits I take it. (Oliver)

[Movies205]

Teddy when are you going have the balls to take over the hype :cmad:

[ScottyBBadd]

Teddy when are you going have the balls to take over the hype :cmad:

I am asking the same question.(Oliver "The Ring Bear")

[TEDDY]

TEDDY, where have you been?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/teddybear007/mail011.jpg?t=1169020362


Here and there.

[Abaddon]

I want to give you a hug and set you on fire.:heart:

[TEDDY]

Does your facial expression ever change?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/teddybear007/mail011.jpg?t=1169020362


All the time.

[TEDDY]

Teddy when are you going have the balls to take over the hype :cmad:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/teddybear007/mail011.jpg?t=1169020362


I already have. You all just fail to recognize it. :oldrazz:

[jimmy]

Why does TEDDY gotta be in CAPS? Can't it just be "Teddy" or "teddy" or "tedDy" or something like that?

[TEDDY]

Why does TEDDY gotta be in CAPS? Can't it just be "Teddy" or "teddy" or "tedDy" or something like that?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/teddybear007/mail011.jpg?t=1169020362


Cause thats the way it's spelt!


How would you like if I spelt your name "roads"?

[jimmy]

My real name isn't "Rhoads", so it doesn't bother me.

You didn't answer my question, Ted. I asked about CAPS; I didn't ask about spelling.

[ScottyBBadd]

TEDDY, where you been?(Oliver)

[TEDDY]

TEDDY, where you been?(Oliver)


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/teddybear007/mail011.jpg?t=1169020362



Around

[StorminNorman]

Teddy are you going to play Survivor?

[hippy fascist]

WTF?

Teddy's not dead yet? :down:mad:

[TEDDY]

Teddy are you going to play Survivor?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/teddybear007/mail011.jpg?t=1169020362



Indeed!

[Ash J. Williams]

How's life?

[TEDDY]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/teddybear007/mail011.jpg?t=1169020362


Fuzzy!

[Noir]

When are you going to die?

[Reptile]

When are you going to die?
Nothing can kill TEDDY!

[Damien Rage]

TEDDY...you're cute. will you be my friend?
http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j89/DamienRage/Teddy.jpg

[LexCorp]

How big is the largest bear in the world?

[TEDDY]

When are you going to die?


Nothing can kill TEDDY!



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/teddybear007/mail011.jpg?t=1169020362


What he said!


TEDDY!


:ninja:

[TEDDY]

TEDDY...you're cute. will you be my friend?
http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j89/DamienRage/Teddy.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/teddybear007/mail011.jpg?t=1169020362


Sure. Why not?


TEDDY!!!

[SuperMonkey]

TEDDY *lights a stick of incense and sacrifices a lamb*
We beseech thee, is Dew's real name Heather?

[TEDDY]

How big is the largest bear in the world?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/teddybear007/mail011.jpg?t=1169020362


Bigger than you. That's for sure.

[A.X.L]

Are your parents siblings?

[TEDDY]

TEDDY *lights a stick of incense and sacrifices a lamb*
We beseech thee, is Dew's real name Heather?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/teddybear007/mail011.jpg?t=1169020362


Yes. But her last name is, in fact, Dew.


And her nick name is "Morning".


That means she goes by the name "Morning Dew"...


That's the second greatest name ever!!!


Guess what #1 is?



(Hint: TEDDY!!!)

[TEDDY]

Are your parents siblings?

:dry:















:dry:















:dry:















:dry:















http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/teddybear007/mail011.jpg?t=1169020362


You are a sick, sick individual. Please seek help.


TEDDY!!!


:dry:

[SuperMonkey]

is it TEDDY?

[TEDDY]

is it TEDDY?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/teddybear007/mail011.jpg?t=1169020362


Congratulations.


Give the man a cookie!


TEDDY!!!


:woot:

[A.X.L]

:dry:
:dry:
:dry:
:dry:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/teddybear007/mail011.jpg?t=1169020362


You are a sick, sick individual. Please seek help.


TEDDY!!!


:dry:

Says the guy masqurading as a stuffed bear, who's parents are brother and sister :o

[TEDDY]

Says the guy masqurading as a stuffed bear, who's parents are brother and sister :o

:whatever:


Whatever!


Don't hate on TEDDY just cause your father was raped by a Grizzly.


They told him before he went to Jellystone: Do Not Feed the Bears! That includes you, Yogi.



TEDDY!


:ninja:

[A.X.L]

:whatever:


Whatever!


Don't hate on TEDDY just cause your father was raped by a Grizzly.


They told him before he went to Jellystone: Do Not Feed the Bears! That includes you, Yogi.



TEDDY!


:ninja:

Raped by a grizzly, now I'm starting to see where this fetish of yours is coming from. Did Daddy make you do somthing to him whilst your teddy watched on. Did you wish you could be that teddy so you wouldnt have to endure the hours of abuse whilst mommy was out working the night shift?

[TEDDY]

Raped by a grizzly, now I'm starting to see where this fetish of yours is coming from. Did Daddy make you do somthing to him whilst your teddy watched on. Did you wish you could be that teddy so you wouldnt have to endure the hours of abuse whilst mommy was out working the night shift?

Wow. A smart, witty comeback. Well done. Somebody has obviously been home schooled... too bad you don't have a home. Sorry, Lil Billy, an orphanage is not the proper home for a child.


But who knows. Maybe if you drink your milk, eat your vegetables, say no to drugs, and respect your elders than maybe one day you'll get adopted again... Maybe.


TEDDY!!!


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/teddybear007/mail011.jpg?t=1169020362


:woot: :up:

[A.X.L]

Wow. A smart, witty comeback. Well done. Somebody has obviously been home schooled... too bad you don't have a home. Sorry, Lil Billy, an orphanage is not the proper home for a child.


But who knows. Maybe if you drink your milk, eat your vegetables, say no to drugs, and respect your elders than maybe one day you'll get adopted again... Maybe.


TEDDY!!!


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/teddybear007/mail011.jpg?t=1169020362


:woot: :up:

Still with the parents issue?

Apparently I struck a nerve...:whatever: . When you hit puberty and stop pretending to be a stuffed toy get back to me .....ok? Maybe you'll be worth mocking then :yay: ....maybe.

[TEDDY]

Still with the parents issue?


^ Still with the child abuse issues?


:oldrazz:


KEEP HOPE ALIVE!!!


KEEP HOPE ALIVE!!!


TEDDY!


:huh:

[A.X.L]

^ Still with the child abuse issues?


:oldrazz:


KEEP HOPE ALIVE!!!


KEEP HOPE ALIVE!!!


TEDDY!


:huh:

I didnt mention them again, that was you :dry:

So let me ask you, still with the child abuse issues?

:csad: You can heal.

[TEDDY]

I didnt mention them again, that was you :dry: so let me ask you, still with the child abuse issues?


Hmmmmm... sorry. My mistake. Thought that infering parental incest and child molestation was implying physical, mental, and emotional child abuse. Sorry. Next time I'll get a dictionary and GET MY LEARN ON!


Either way, WIKI, you need to have parents in order to have parent issues...


http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/sewing-machine-intro.jpg


unless you call this a parent...


Mommy!


:heart:

[A.X.L]

I told you, dont worry, you'll heal. You might need a little help but you'll see, the nightmares will stop. Just keep on living kid...all we can do is hope.

[TEDDY]

I told you, dont worry, you'll heal. You might need a little help but you'll see, the nightmares will stop. Just keep on living kid...all we can do is hope.

Like I said, KEEP HOPE ALIVE!


TEDDY!!!


:ninja:

[A.X.L]

You do that kid, you do that :up:

[TEDDY]

TEDDY!


:ninja:

[A.X.L]

:up:

:cwink:

[Ash J. Williams]

What do you dream about?

[TEDDY]

What do you dream about?


Easy. World Peace.


Oh, and...


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/teddybear007/bojangles.jpg?t=1194677493


BOJANGLES!!!

[Iceman]

Where do you get these pictures?

[The Lizard]

:cmad: There's a special place in Hell reserved for people who bump TEDDY threads...

[Iceman]

The world is an evil place.

The world deserves TEDDY! :csad:

[The Lizard]

The world only needs this kind of teddy:

http://g-ec2.images-amazon.com/images/I/51PZPN136ML._SS500_.jpg

[TEDDY]

Where do you get these pictures?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/teddybear007/mail011.jpg?t=1169020362


I take them myself. I set the timer and pose.

[TEDDY]

The world only needs this kind of teddy:

http://g-ec2.images-amazon.com/images/I/51PZPN136ML._SS500_.jpg

The Bear kind?

[jaguarr]

TEDDY, do you find it difficult to speak with your mouth sewn shut? :huh:

jag

[TEDDY]

TEDDY, do you find it difficult to speak with your mouth sewn shut? :huh:

jag

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/teddybear007/mail011.jpg?t=1169020362



......

[Eggyman]

Haha! Teddy! :D

[knowsbleed]

Teddy, how many times in your life have you thought about slicing your throat and pulling out all the stuffing?

[TEDDY]

Teddy, how many times in your life have you thought about slicing your throat and pulling out all the stuffing?


...never. Why?

[Sam Fisher]

What's the point of this thread?:huh:

[TEDDY]

What's the point of this thread?:huh:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/teddybear007/mail011.jpg?t=1169020362


To have all your TEDDY related ?s answered by DA Bear himself!