you know what I hate, is when u suck something so hard it shoots down your throat :(

[Kaleb]

Its happend twice now as I was sucking on a some tescos fruit flavoured sherbets. :mad: I thought I was going to die :(

[Wiseman]

oh man, this thread just begs for some sick jokes. Damn you Kaleb

[Daisy]

You should be more careful with your thread titles around here. :o ;)

[dmcnx]

Yeah,remember Bubbleloo?That used to make me choke everytime the sweet sweet juices popped out:(

[Kaleb]

Yeah,remember Bubbleloo?That used to make me choke everytime the sweet sweet juices popped out:(u too :(

[Outsiderzedge]

Its happend twice now as I was sucking on a some tescos fruit flavoured sherbets. :mad: I thought I was going to die :(

Stop breathing through your mouth.

[JcDc]

It's not worth a damn if you don't swallow :o

[dmcnx]

u too :(

Yeah,I remember one time I was eating a Fruit Pastille Ice Lolly,and I sneezed...Now I know how to deep-throat:(

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I believe the worst is when you accidentally inhale an un-chewed fragment of a corn chip.
When it's too big to slide down,and you feel it slowly ripping it's way through the esophagus with it's damnable sharp corners.

And you gulp

And you gulp


(nice thread title btw.)

[Kaleb]

Stop breathing through your mouth.
I know but I was trying to suck all the sweet sherbet out of the sweet :(

[Kaleb]

Yeah,I remember one time I was eating a Fruit Pastille Ice Lolly,and I sneezed...Now I know how to deep-throat:(
thats a terrible way to learn how to deep throat :(

[Outsiderzedge]

thats a terrible way to learn how to deep throat :(

I can think of worst.

[dmcnx]

thats a terrible way to learn how to deep throat :(

It was a very tasty lesson:(

[Holly Goodhead]

i for one, fully enjoy this sensation:up:

[dmcnx]

i for one, fully enjoy this sensation:up:

Im sure Mr Ed. does as well.

[Holly Goodhead]

he does, for sure

[dmcnx]

he does, for sure

Especially when he bangs you in the nose.

[Holly Goodhead]

whatever, anyways, i almost choked to death on a carmello when i was little, thank god i had a fruit punch snapple with me

[Silver Sable]

That always happens whenever I have Werther's candy

[Captain_Obvious]

that's never ever happened to me.

EVER.

[J Dangerously]

Mind the step children Kaleb.

[Outsiderzedge]

That always happens whenever I have Werther's candy

Same here. I can't help but swallow it. Something about it's flavor and aroma.

[Wolfwood]

I always do that with ice cubes, a gag on it till it eventually slids down my throat which is the oddest cold feeling ever. :o

[kbomb106]

This thread was supposed to be about something else entirely! :mad:

[Holly Goodhead]

how do sword swallowers swallow swords without getting hurt?

[E. Bison]

how do sword swallowers swallow swords without getting hurt?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/dialog-vega1.gifThey first eat melted peanut butter and then ice water which hardens the peanut butter in their esauphagus. When they put the sword down their throat the hardened peanut butter prevents any incisions.

[JLBats]

Lol

[rodhulk]

how do sword swallowers swallow swords without getting hurt?I've seriously done that a few times.

[Kaleb]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/dialog-vega1.gifThey first eat melted peanut butter and then ice water which hardens the peanut butter in their esauphagus. When they put the sword down their throat the hardened peanut butter prevents any incisions.
can anyone confirm if this is true ?

[rodhulk]

can anyone confirm if this is true ?No, no, no.........no......

It takes about a year or two of practice, it's pretty much breathing techniques.

[Mr. Credible]

Its happend twice now as I was sucking on a some tescos fruit flavoured sherbets. :mad: I thought I was going to die :(

could you have come up with a more gay thread title?!?

[Kaleb]

its about sweets :o

[Leto Atrides]

Mind the step children Kaleb.

What's up with this person's name formatting/thread count? Did they get banned and their account partially deleted or something?

[Clouseau]

I've seriously done that a few times.
well good! i should hope you've never jokingly tried to swallow a sword! :eek:

[Superman79]

The title of this thread sounds soooo very wrong

[Clouseau]

The title of this thread sounds soooo very wrong
i suspect that's on purpose... :p

[Kaleb]

well the thread didnt sound right been called '' so I was sucking on a sweet and all of a sudden it shot down my mouth''

or ''help im choking on something''

[Space Moose]

Goddamn golfballs!

[Batty for Bats!]

why not mishmash? "Help, I'm choking on a candy-sucker!"

No problemo.

[BATFREDDIE]

God, what's with all the sucking on these boards recently? My sig isn't long enough for this bs. :mad:

[Kaleb]

all this sucking :confused:

[Topdawg]

I LoLd WHEN I READ THE TITLE ahahaha lmao!!!

[the_ultimate_evil]

oh man, this thread just begs for some sick jokes. Damn you Kaleb


jokes like that just arnt a challange if there too easy

[November Rain]

i thought sword swallowers just have full control of their gag reflex and are able to tilt their head in a manner to allow full acces down their throats?

it seems like something that would be easy to perform if you really wanted to.

[Kaleb]

id start of with something smaller , like a butter knife , then move on to perhaps a bread knife

[BATFREDDIE]

all this sucking :confused:yeah, first the lolli-pop thread and then this. You guys just can't get enough, can you? :mad:

[Ronny Shade]

are you calling me gay?

[Wilhelm-Scream]

heh, I forgot about this one.

[BATFREDDIE]

are you calling me gay?No, that would be like the pot calling the kettle black. Only in this case it's a red pot. Yeah. :confused:

[Lackey]

how did I miss this :confsued::red:

[Holly Goodhead]

dont hate, appreciate.

[Hades]

So how many oral sex jokes were made

[Iceman]

Most of the jokes sucked :(