A fat question

[PyroChamber]

This is gonna sound like a dumb question, but...do women find fat guys unattractive?

I'm a fat guy myself who's smart (to an extent) and takes care of himself, but do all women look at us and think we're either unattracive or just there for laughs, meaning "the funny fat guy"?

[War Lord]

It's probably more like a fear.

They fear that if they let you get on top, they won't be able to get out from under and you'll have as much fun as you want and they can't stop you.

[Cobblepot]

I think some woman like a fat boy and some like skinny dudes.
Some like fitness guru's etc. etc.

[War Lord]

I think some woman like a fat boy and some like skinny dudes.
Some like fitness guru's etc. etc.

and some like guys after they have eaten several burritos, although probably not too many.

What's your point?

[Cobblepot]

My point is don't worry, everyone finds someone.

[War Lord]

My point is don't worry, everyone finds someone.

If everyone was after someone, wouldn't it be better for someone to run?

[Cobblepot]

Never run and hide, put up your dukes!

[Childlike Wild]

I couldn't date a fat guy, and wouldn't consider it... but I'm a weight-obsessed freak. Some girls like 'em chubby.

[War Lord]

I couldn't date a fat guy, and wouldn't consider it... but I'm a weight-obsessed freak. Some girls like 'em chubby.

Does one count as some?

[Backdrifter]

<--- is a dude....therefore doesn't know.

[War Lord]

<--- is a dude....therefore doesn't know.

Since the Aunt Petunia epic, one can never be sure.

[Super_Child]

Yeah, some girls go for fat guys. And some guys go for fat girls, I watched this TV show on it last night in the UK about men who adore fat ladies. But some of it was a bit disgusting.

[Daisy]

Chubby chasers. :o

[Mr Sparkle]

Damn, I was expecting the question to be "dope" and or "Funky Fresh".......

[TheSumOfGod]

I'm a fat guy myself who's smart (to an extent)...

LOL! :D That's an interesting way of putting it. Dude, even a retarded chimp is "smart (to an extent)". ;)

[Mr Sparkle]

But the chimp is probably not fat........unless it's one of those hilarious movie chimps.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Janeane Garofolo said that she's only attracted to "big","husky" guys (read:fat).
But you're right,it does sound like a dumb question,because you can't make any blanket statements about "women",they're all individuals.
I know a really super cute young girl that thinks Kevin Spacey is a sex-god :confused:

Anyway,turn it back on yourself...do YOU find fat women attractive?
Do you fantasize about squishing and kneading their rolls of pale lard?

For the most part,it is only on sitcoms,like Seinfeld,The Family Guy,The Simpsons or The King of Queens that women are really attracted to fat men.

Lose weight.You'll be glad you did.

[Mr Sparkle]

Anyway,turn it back on yourself...do YOU find fat women attractive?
Do you fantasize about squishing and kneading their rolls of pale lard?



It's like you're reading my diary...........
edit: and what? did you use to be fat?

[Wilhelm-Scream]

It's like you're reading my diary...........
edit: and what? did you use to be fat?

Yeah.I was the smart,funny but fat kid in school.
Then one night an impossibly hot (and drunk) girl hit on me but I realized that I'd be afraid for her to see me naked.
So I busted ass to lose all the fat that summer and once I did,a whole new world of happiness,pleasure and fun opened up to me.
And since then,many gorgeous girls have willingly seen me naked. :)

[Childlike Wild]

Does one count as some?
Yeah. :confused:

[GunBlade]

I've liked some before. I like to spank their bellies. :)

[DynamiteDave]

I know girls who like chubby guys because they are comfortable.

[lazur]

Has anyone ever noticed that there are typically more skinny (normal) guys with fat girls around than there are fat guys with skinny (normal) girls?

This sort of debunks that popular claim by women that it's what's on the inside that counts, particularly if women are the ones more geared by physical appearance, doesn't it?

Just an observation :).

[GunBlade]

I'd say there are more fat guys with skinny girls, than the other.

Just an observation. :o

[DynamiteDave]

Has anyone ever noticed that there are typically more skinny (normal) guys with fat girls around than there are fat guys with skinny (normal) girls?

This sort of debunks that popular claim by women that it's what's on the inside that counts, particularly if women are the ones more geared by physical appearance, doesn't it?

Just an observation :).

Maybe all the skinny girls were taken?

Personally I like a little meat on my girl. :)

[TheAlmightyFuzz]

a little chubby is ok, not morbidly obese

[dmcnx]

If I was a girl,I wouldnt **** a chub:o

[War Lord]

a little chubby is ok, not morbidly obese

lots of cushion for the pushin.

[TheAlmightyFuzz]

lots of cushion for the pushin.
no, not lots, very little, but some is ok...and they have to have other redeeming values

[War Lord]

no, not lots, very little, but some is ok...and they have to have other redeeming values

Fat people probably are better cooks on average than most people.

and they like cheetos.

[TheAlmightyFuzz]

Fat people probably are better cooks on average than most people.

and they like cheetos.
I'm not talking about fat people. The fat people would eat the food while the other people are trying to cook it. Cheetos smell bad. :mad:

[Dodger]

man the cushion for the pushin thing is so true....:D!!!

The best sex I EVER had was with this chubby girl....

[PLAS]

can't you people see it? it's what's inside that counts :( :o

[GunBlade]

lots of cushion for the pushin.
when you hump them, you just bounce back :)

[TheAlmightyFuzz]

when you hump them, you just bounce back :)
or you sink :(

[War Lord]

can't you people see it? it's what's inside that counts :( :o

I find intestines to be the most attractive part of a girl.

[PLAS]

I find intestines to be the most attractive part of a girl.
the esophagus does it for me

[GunBlade]

Kevin Smith is kinda hot. :o

[PLAS]

Kevin Smith is kinda hot. :o
when he was less of a lard ass, I would have humped him for hours

but now he's a little bit over the weight limit I accept as acceptable

[Human Shield]

Depends how tall you are. Small frame and low fat+muscle guys can have a harder time.

[Silvergrin]

Im fat and tall, I look like a damn monster, but I am confident. I seem to get dates easy, its all about finding someone that likes you for who you are. It would suprise you how many women dont mind big guys.

[Kritish]

Bah, I'm six foot, 210 pounds.

The women are all over me.:o

I don't know about the lard ass thread maker though.:o

[PyroChamber]

Wow, I forgot all about this thread.

But if you are fat does it mean you automatically have to date someone who's fat?

[Honey Vibe]

I'm not attracted to fat men.

[samurai black]

http://i.timeinc.net/ew/img/daily/624/gwynethfat_l.jpg

There's someone for eveyone dude

[OverMyHead]

Yeah.I was the smart,funny but fat kid in school.
Then one night an impossibly hot (and drunk) girl hit on me but I realized that I'd be afraid for her to see me naked.
So I busted ass to lose all the fat that summer and once I did,a whole new world of happiness,pleasure and fun opened up to me.
And since then,many gorgeous girls have willingly seen me naked. :)

Dam you, lucky bastard!

*goes on the treadmill*

[terry78]

I see a lot of larger chicks with pretty average sized dudes all the time. But usually these larger chicks are a tad on the ****ty side, I won't lie. :o Fat girls try harder, they say.


If you're not just a flat out slob but a tad chunky, I'd think they'd give you the time of day, so long as you appear to be clever and intelligent personality wise. The media makes fat guys out to be these moronic individuals, when that's obviously not the case. But I guess a guy that looks like a supermodel and constantly does dumb things wouldn't be as funny.

[AndThePickles]

Hmm, coulda sworn I already posted in this thread. Weird.

Anyways, I don't mind if a guy has a tiny bit of pudge, I don't expect my man to be a chiseled statue. And I like my man with some booty. :o

But, I would NOT initially want to date an obviously overweight guy, it's just not attractive. I could see if the love of my life ended up gaining some weight, ok. However, in terms of initial attraction I like my man to be fit :up: (and preferably stay that way lol)

[Kritish]

Fat chicks should be saved for men of equal fat.:down:

No fatties for me!:cmad:

[terry78]

^Your sig says otherwise.

[Honey Vibe]

Damn, I was expecting the question to be "dope" and or "Funky Fresh".......
Then it would have said "Phat" ;)

....Has anyone noticed almost half the people who posted in the thread 2005 have been banned?

[Honey Vibe]

This is gonna sound like a dumb question, but...do women find fat guys unattractive?

I'm a fat guy myself who's smart (to an extent) and takes care of himself, but do all women look at us and think we're either unattracive or just there for laughs, meaning "the funny fat guy"?
you aren't fat in your myspace pictures :huh:

[Kritish]

Then it would have said "Phat" ;)

....Has anyone noticed almost half the people who posted in the thread 2005 have been banned?

Morg is at work...:csad:

[GunBlade]

Hmm, coulda sworn I already posted in this thread.

And I like my man with some booty. :o



Gross..

I've never understood this booty fascination with women. A rotund badonkadonk doesn't belong on a man. That's just..weird as hell.

[terry78]

Gross..

I've never understood this booty fascination with women. A rotund badonkadonk doesn't belong on a man. That's just..weird as hell.
Well, aside from the arms, the abs, and the penis, what body parts do women find attractive?

[GunBlade]

Well, aside from the arms, the abs, and the penis, what body parts do women find attractive?
Lips, eyes, hair. I'm attracted to nice strong looking hands.

[Kritish]

Lips, eyes, hair. I'm attracted to nice strong looking hands.

Sounds like you want a chimp.:o

[GunBlade]

Sounds like you want a chimp.:o
LOL. :yay:

[Mr Sparkle]

Then it would have said "Phat" ;)


:csad: true, but one can hope.

[AndThePickles]

Lips, eyes, hair. I'm attracted to nice strong looking hands.

Wow, I think you're the first person I've heard say she doesn't like to check out a man's ass! hehe

Gross..

I've never understood this booty fascination with women. A rotund badonkadonk doesn't belong on a man. That's just..weird as hell.

Well, I'm not talkin an enormous beach ball butt now.

[AndThePickles]

Well, aside from the arms, the abs, and the penis, what body parts do women find attractive?

I think a man's bare back is very sexy. I'm also really big on eyes.

[The Shredder]

Do women find overweight men attractive?

From what I've seen, yes.

And the same goes for the question of men finding overweight women attractive as well. Whatever floats your boat.

[Colossal Spoons]

Anyways, I don't mind if a guy has a tiny bit of pudge, I don't expect my man to be a chiseled statue. And I like my man with some booty. :o

Oh, well that's what you're gonna get babes. :cmad:

[AndThePickles]

Oh, well that's what you're gonna get babes. :cmad:

Well, I never ever said I'd object to a chiseled statue if my man chooses to make himself that way :oldrazz::heart:

[GunBlade]

Wait a min, you guys are a couple? :huh:

[Master Chief]

There's this girl around school who only dates fat guys. She's a slim person and easy on the eyes. So. It really depends. :huh:

[AndThePickles]

Wait a min, you guys are a couple? :huh:

Wow, I thought everyone knew that. He's the only reason I'd ever even heard of the Hype.

[GunBlade]

Wow, I thought everyone knew that. He's the only reason I'd ever even heard of the Hype.
Aw, how cute..

Hey Colossal, is she good in bed?

[Gotendbz-2]

This is gonna sound like a dumb question, but...do women find fat guys unattractive?

I'm a fat guy myself who's smart (to an extent) and takes care of himself, but do all women look at us and think we're either unattracive or just there for laughs, meaning "the funny fat guy"?

Find a fat woman if skinny ones think your gross.

[Kevin]

Aw, how cute..

Hey Colossal, is she good in bed?
:eek:Dude! you can't ask someone that.

[Silverstein]

Fat is gross. Like everyone in my family, except for me and my sister and my cousins are overweight. It's disgusting. I make fun of them every chance I get to loose weight. Eating and enjoying food is one thing. We all enjoy food....Hence my name being Chinese food...But sitting around and being a fatass is something else entirely.

When you see an animal that is trained to be a house pet and it's over weight, what are the first words you think of. Like it stops being cute when you hear something demonic and notice that it's the cat's breathing because it's so damn fat. It's not sweet when the thing can't walk because the backwoods owners allowed it to eat itself into a ball.

So apply that to people. It's possible to love someone through obesity or whatever. Because it is about the inside, you love the mind not the body. BUT if the person doesn't love themself enough to stay in somewhat of shape, then how can they truly love you?

If a girl loves food to the point where she's 300 pounds and 5'6". She loves food more than her own health, her own well being, her money, her convinience, her looks and self-esteem, and you. The same for a guy.


I swear I can make anyone loose weight within 1 month if they do exactly what I said for 3 hours every day. I did that ****e for wrestling. I lost insane amounts of weight. And I realized how easy it was. And then I saw my friends who claimed to be on a diet because of his fat, but then he keeps eating greasy ****e anyway. Laughable.

I'm not a health freak at ALL. Like I don't work out or anything. But I can still jog, or do yoga, or you know....not eat when I'm not hungry.


What I'm saying is...you can get a girl/guy if you're fat. But why? Work on yourself first before thinking of someone else. So you can live longer, happier, and not have to consider if weight is an issue.

[Kevin]

Who's to say someone doesn't love themselves because they let themselves go? They could feel perfectly fine that way and enjoy the way they look and not care about what people think.

It's up to the people who, even though I don't think they exist, really DON'T care about what's on the outside.

[Colossal Spoons]

Aw, how cute..

Hey Colossal, is she good in bed?

Yeah, I enjoy her company in the sack. :o

[AndThePickles]

Who's to say someone doesn't love themselves because they let themselves go? They could feel perfectly fine that way and enjoy the way they look and not care about what people think.

It's up to the people who, even though I don't think they exist, really DON'T care about what's on the outside.

Some people are even proud of being fat. Unfortunately, I remember that included all the super fat girls in my high school who thought it was sexy to wear things such as see-through mesh tops with only bras underneath. :dry: Ew.

[terry78]

Some people are even proud of being fat. Unfortunately, I remember that included all the super fat girls in my high school who thought it was sexy to wear things such as see-through mesh tops with only bras underneath. :dry: Ew.
http://gallery.n00bstories.com/d/507-3/18Mar_2.jpg

[Deep Thinkin'!]

This is gonna sound like a dumb question, but...do women find fat guys unattractive?

I'm a fat guy myself who's smart (to an extent) and takes care of himself, but do all women look at us and think we're either unattracive or just there for laughs, meaning "the funny fat guy"?

Just got to find the right one. Me personally, I've dated a big guy once. He had a good heart, and I cared about him for the time being. The only problem was that we lived different lives because I was the blonde skinny girl, and lived an active life, while he was a different story.

There is a person out there for everybody. One of my close friends married a really fatly giant. They're madly in love. She's a total string bean. You just need to find your woman.

Besides, most women (not all) that look down on big guys are shallow, so they aren't worth it. Some women just can't find larger guys attractive (I'm one of them). Doesn't mean they're shallow though, just means they had set standards. Each woman differs from the next.

[dmcnx]

http://gallery.n00bstories.com/d/507-3/18Mar_2.jpg

What the ****, its Christmas, don't do that:o

[Kritish]

Just got to find the right one. Me personally, I've dated a big guy once. He had a good heart, and I cared about him for the time being. The only problem was that we lived different lives because I was the blonde skinny girl, and lived an active life, while he was a different story.

There is a person out there for everybody. One of my close friends married a really fatly giant. They're madly in love. She's a total string bean. You just need to find your woman.

Besides, most women (not all) that look down on big guys are shallow, so they aren't worth it. Some women just can't find larger guys attractive (I'm one of them). Doesn't mean they're shallow though, just means they had set standards. Each woman differs from the next.

Is 6'0 210 lbs that fat?:huh:

[Deep Thinkin'!]

Is 6'0 210 lbs that fat?:huh:

No, at least I don't think so. You can be 210 with just plain muscle.

The giant guy I was talking about was at very least 300 something, but I'm not good with telling a person's weight. All I know was that he was around 4 feet wide. :( the poor soul...

edit: but, if you're 13 and 210, that's a different story. I'm talking about grown men.

[Kritish]

No, at least I don't think so. You can be 210 with just plain muscle.

The giant guy I was talking about was at very least 300 something, but I'm not good with telling a person's weight. All I know was that he was around 4 feet wide. :( the poor soul...

edit: but, if you're 13 and 210, that's a different story. I'm talking about grown men.

26...

[Colossal Spoons]

Is 6'0 210 lbs that fat?:huh:

I'm 6'0 215 and hardly fat. I also plan on gaining another 30 lbs of muscle before I die. :up:

[Deep Thinkin'!]

26...

No, you're good. :)
At least on my chart. In fact, one of the best men I've dated was larger than you, and I was heavily attracted to him.
You're in the clear. :up:

[Kritish]

No, you're good. :)
At least on my chart. In fact, one of the best men I've dated was larger than you, and I was heavily attracted to him.
You're in the clear. :up:

I'm a love machine!:woot:

[Deep Thinkin'!]

I'm a love machine!:woot:

Yes you are.
And currently, I'm single. :cwink: :heart:

[Kritish]

Yes you are.
And currently, I'm single. :cwink: :heart:


*Grabs black bow tie and speedo*

[Master Chief]

I'm 5'10 and around 200 pounds. Am I fat? :csad:

[Colossal Spoons]

Can't tell w/o a pic. Either you're pudgy or muscular.

[Master Chief]

Pleh? Most recent.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v670/LilBrother/Me/juggle1.jpg

But... s**t. Can you tell obeseness by the face? :huh:

[Colossal Spoons]

Nah, you look pretty normal to me.

[Master Chief]

Awesome. :yay: Sometimes I wonder what it'd be like to have an ass so wide it takes up two, or even three seats. And if I did have an ass that wide, I think it'd be cool to think about why lugging it around wouldn't somehow make it smaller.

...Late night drunken thoughts are a *****.

[Deep Thinkin'!]

Pleh? Most recent.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v670/LilBrother/Me/juggle1.jpg

But... s**t. Can you tell obeseness by the face? :huh:

hot :heart:

I'm enjoying this thread. :)

[Colossal Spoons]

I'm pretty tipsy and I still don't comprehend that.

[Diamondhead]

This is gonna sound like a dumb question, but...do women find fat guys unattractive?

I'm a fat guy myself who's smart (to an extent) and takes care of himself, but do all women look at us and think we're either unattracive or just there for laughs, meaning "the funny fat guy"?Some women loves fat guys just like some men loves to handle fat thick *****es.

[Master Chief]

hot :heart:

I'm enjoying this thread. :)

*Tssssss* :csad:

I'm pretty tipsy and I still don't comprehend that.

I had to break it down for myself after rereading it, haehhe. I remembered this picture I saw in the newspaper, and then I remembered seeing it somewhere else, so I found it!

http://img334.imageshack.us/img334/8876/r3739968269rp1.jpg

See, I wonder what it'd be like to be that big. And I also wonder how being that big, and having no choice but to walk even just a little bit since yer too big to fit in a scooter car thing wouldn't help drop a few dozen pounds. That's gotta be a big workout just to take 10 steps. :huh:

[Colossal Spoons]

^ I can't even imagine being that big.

[Master Chief]

I kind of want to see if that person would float in the ocean. But then there's that possibility that they won't, and then how the hell are you supposed to get 'em out of there? :(

[Colossal Spoons]

Fat floats so they definately would.

[Crooklyn]

That picture has to be photoshopped.













Or at least that's what I'm telling myself. :(

[The Shredder]

^

You and me both. ;)

[Deep Thinkin'!]

That's how big my friend's husband is...
remember, I said gaint. I wasn't kidding.

And what's the *tttssss* for? :huh:

[Master Chief]

I dunno, it was like, a dying simmering. Like when you throw butter onto a griddle or something and it makes that kind of noise. :dry:

[Deep Thinkin'!]

I dunno, it was like, a dying simmering. Like when you throw butter onto a griddle or something and it makes that kind of noise. :dry:

Alrighty...

I'm not sure if I'm supposed to be offended or even care... :dry:

[Master Chief]

It's all good, I was dropped on my head. :(

[Deep Thinkin'!]

It's all good, I was dropped on my head. :(

You poor soul. :csad:

[Muze]

i loved a fat girl once (4 year relationship). then her beard started growing out. now me, i'm pretty much body obsessed. i run every day and get my money's worth out of a gym membership. but this was just a requirment for myself. it wasn't her weight that bothered me, initially. it was the 3 or 4 sharp whiskers on her chin. it's like she just stopped caring. and that's when i started noticing her weight. needless to say. i've kind of been put off of the chubbies.

[Crooklyn]

That description has just ruined my Christmas day. :dry:

[Kyalesyin]

I've been accused of dating a 'fat' girl for some time. I don't get the issue over bodyweight, I really don't.

[Deep Thinkin'!]

I've been accused of dating a 'fat' girl for some time. I don't get the issue over bodyweight, I really don't.

I agree with you.

There are so many definitions of 'fat' that it is very hard to actually understand what it means.

[Master Chief]

As long as a person ain't completely round anywhere, it's all good.

[Kyalesyin]

I agree with you.

There are so many definitions of 'fat' that it is very hard to actually understand what it means.

See, my woman is described as 'fat' by a lot of people, but she's actually a perfect hourglass and healthy. She was training to be an olympic swimmer, so she has broad hips and shoulders, and a fair bit of muscle. For that, she gets labeled 'fat' by complete strangers. I don't think a UK 14 is all that fat.

[Kyalesyin]

As long as a person ain't completely round anywhere, it's all good.

I think big hips are very very attractive on a woman, but only when combined with a narrow waist. No matter how bit the hips are, if the waist is 8 inches narrower or more she's healthy.

[Crooklyn]

See, my woman is described as 'fat' by a lot of people, but she's actually a perfect hourglass and healthy. She was training to be an olympic swimmer, so she has broad hips and shoulders, and a fair bit of muscle. For that, she gets labeled 'fat' by complete strangers. I don't think a UK 14 is all that fat.
Height & measurements? :o

[Deep Thinkin'!]

See, my woman is described as 'fat' by a lot of people, but she's actually a perfect hourglass and healthy. She was training to be an olympic swimmer, so she has broad hips and shoulders, and a fair bit of muscle. For that, she gets labeled 'fat' by complete strangers. I don't think a UK 14 is all that fat.

The people who call her 'fat' aren't worth your time. They are lesser beings that should be ignored as if they're little ants.

[Kyalesyin]

Height & measurements? :o

5'6. Size seven feet. 30'' waist, 40'' hips 38-40'' chest depending on cycle. She struggles with blouses and formal trousers because her thighs and biceps are so muscular. Part of the problem is that she was on steriods for most of her life to control her bad excema- they didn't know she had celiacs, which was causing it, although now that she's been diagnosed she's lost a little of the mass because we're eating properly.

Dress size 14.

[Kyalesyin]

The people who call her 'fat' aren't worth your time. They are lesser beings that should be ignored as if they little ants.

I've been working in helping her get her self-esteem up to a workable level. Children are the worst. I finally got her into a skirt the other week. We went out shopping and some little brat who had to be at least ten [old enough to bloody know better] pointed at her and said very loudly 'mummy, why are that woman's legs so fat? She's got a really big bum!' His mother was a stick insect that had been ovenbaked and rolled in brozning powder, so I'm sure the comparison from his eyes was quite stark, but even so.

My Stef burst into tears and we went home early. I might have accidentally bashed the kid about the head with my basket on the way.

[Deep Thinkin'!]

I've been working in helping her get her self-esteem up to a workable level. Children are the worst. I finally got her into a skirt the other week. We went out shopping and some little brat who had to be at least ten [old enough to bloody know better] pointed at her and said very loudly 'mummy, why are that woman's legs so fat? She's got a really big bum!' His mother was a stick insect that had been ovenbaked and rolled in brozning powder, so I'm sure the comparison from his eyes was quite stark, but even so.


They're just insects. Just find a good magnifying glass.


My Stef burst into tears and we went home early. I might have accidentally bashed the kid about the head with my basket on the way.

You and I really have a lot in common. :):up:

[Kyalesyin]

They're just insects. Just find a good magnifying glass.



You and I really have a lot in common. :):up:

Severly overprotective and highly aggressive with a deep seated loathing for other people's children??

[Deep Thinkin'!]

Severly overprotective and highly aggressive with a deep seated loathing for other people's children??

I've found my twin at last!

[Kyalesyin]

I've found my twin at last!

So, are you the evil one or am I?! This calls for a road trip!

[Master Chief]

So both of you are woman twins? Holy jeezuz. :huh:

[Crooklyn]

5'6. Size seven feet. 30'' waist, 40'' hips 38-40'' chest depending on cycle. She struggles with blouses and formal trousers because her thighs and biceps are so muscular. Part of the problem is that she was on steriods for most of her life to control her bad excema- they didn't know she had celiacs, which was causing it, although now that she's been diagnosed she's lost a little of the mass because we're eating properly.

Dress size 14.
Those measurements for a girl her size are...crazy. :eek:

[Kyalesyin]

Those measurements for a girl her size are...crazy. :eek:

Crazy how? She's got fantastic curves.

[Deep Thinkin'!]

So, are you the evil one or am I?!

Let's take turns.

This calls for a road trip!

-grabs bags-

[Kyalesyin]

Let's take turns.



-grabs bags-

Takin' turns at being evil? Sweet!

Meet me at the dockyards at midnight.

[Deep Thinkin'!]

Takin' turns at being evil? Sweet!

Meet me at the dockyards at midnight.

ok! We need to devise a plan on how to eliminate our enemies too!

The INSECTS MUST DIE!

[Muze]

The people who call her 'fat' aren't worth your time. They are lesser beings that should be ignored as if they're little ants.

actually, ant females are known for having junk in the trunk. i think they'd empathize.

[Kyalesyin]

ok! We need to devise a plan on how to eliminate our enemies too!

The INSECTS MUST DIE!

Pesticide?

You got a car? If not, I can hotwire my landlords bike. He owes me a boiler anyway.

[Colossal Spoons]

actually, ant females are known for having junk in the trunk. i think they'd empathize.

Scott Lang would high-five your for knowing that.

[AndThePickles]

Lol wow, what happened to this thread haha.

[Honey Vibe]

Well, aside from the arms, the abs, and the penis, what body parts do women find attractive?
I :heart: coarse hair, all over :up:

[Warhammer]

The thread title makes me laugh. :D