Halo fanfilm

[Rodan]

HEY guys, I am making a Halo fanfilm, I have a two trillion dollor budget and I need actors, please send me a picture of yourself and a bio, btw you will have to fly to texas to be in my fan film, okay got to go!
btw I am 11 years old.

[The Squirrel]

ummmm...why is this hard to believe?

[Boba_Fett_123]

*searches for intelligence*

*leaves*

Grow up, for Christ's sake.

[Rodan]

I am really doing this! I am making a short film, I have lots of actors and special effects. I will be posting images later!

[DDRSkata]

:D

*activates stopwatch*

*waits to see if anyone gets it*

[The Squirrel]

if you really had a two TRILLION dollar budget...it wouldn't be a fanfilm...it would be the most expensive movie EVER...and you would be able to higher a studio and big time hollywood actors and stuff.

[Rodan]

No, i like to work by myself, and i have a screen play i wrote myself, its a fanfilm!

[Triligors]

Uh- yeah.... sure you do. Who's your father? Bill Gates? "Here son, we can buy Universal, but go make your own movie- hell we'll even buy Tom Cruise."

[The Lumberjack]

:D

*activates stopwatch*

*waits to see if anyone gets it*
I do! I do! Me! Over here! Stop the clock!

[Rodan]

Uh- yeah.... sure you do. Who's your father? Bill Gates? "Here son, we can buy Universal, but go make your own movie- hell we'll even buy Tom Cruise."
My uncle used to have a band and do music, and he is going to be in my film too!! my little sister is going to be cortana, and my dog is going to be a grunt, even my cousin gets a role as MC!

[hey yo its sean]

Geez, it's like clowning on Superhobo is the "cool" thing to do. Nonsense..

[TheTexican]

Fool! like you can outdo Superhobo's Zelda fanfilm! Oh wait...

[Rodan]

Man I Am Telling The Truth Guys, I Am Making Halo Movie With My Dog God!

[The Lumberjack]

Geez, it's like clowning on Superhobo is the "cool" thing to do. Nonsense..
Hey, I'm old school hating Superhobo. I'm from way back in the Baugh Productions days. I was known for hating the little bastard at one point.

[Nightwing: Endgame]

uh huh.

[ThePenguin]

My uncle used to have a band and do music, and he is going to be in my film too!! my little sister is going to be cortana, and my dog is going to be a grunt, even my cousin gets a role as MC!

If you has a two trillion dollar budget, why would you hire your dog and your little sister?

[TheTexican]

Quit being a negative nancy. Unless you want everyone to call you negative nancy from now on.

[Capt Throbberson]

God you people are stupid, you suck at understanding jokes

[Rodan]

UPDATE: It was raining outside, so I couldn't get the grunt scene filmed, we did get an update from Will (my older brother who is staring as master chief) and he should be here this weekend to film the big special effects shots, my mom and me went to goodwill looking for a gun. We found a really really neat cap gun and are going to use it as the pistol! Things are looking good.
HEnery

[Nightwing: Endgame]

uh huh! RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!

[Boba_Fett_123]

Oh, I got the joke. The thread's still an idiotic waste of bandwidth, and not funny.

[Swordmaster]

uh, help me w/ the joke.

[Covenant Elite]

This is the best thread ever. :up:

[Robot Komakino]

i agree

[Doomed Hero Rising]

um riiiiight.

[Alpha and Omega]

Why make a fan film. . . .what is the point?

[godproject]

At first I thought this was going to be a real-deal and then I went to the thread and wow....I am amazed. A 2 trillion dollar budget. That's like half the national defecit. I would like to be hired on just so I can donate the proceeds to the starving children in Ethiopia. In actuality I am working on an animted halo fanfilm. We don't need anyone or a budget for that matter, but I was worried that someone was going to beat us to the punch, but now I can sleep soundly that I don't have to compete with the dog/grunt because of inclement weather. BTW, don't go to Goodwill looking for a pistol when there are crackheads just down the street from you who will sell you a pistol for 20-40 bucks a pop.

[Covenant Elite]

At first I thought this was going to be a real-deal and then I went to the thread and wow....I am amazed. A 2 trillion dollar budget. That's like half the national defecit. I would like to be hired on just so I can donate the proceeds to the starving children in Ethiopia. In actuality I am working on an animted halo fanfilm. We don't need anyone or a budget for that matter, but I was worried that someone was going to beat us to the punch, but now I can sleep soundly that I don't have to compete with the dog/grunt because of inclement weather. BTW, don't go to Goodwill looking for a pistol when there are crackheads just down the street from you who will sell you a pistol for 20-40 bucks a pop.

Someone's new around here.

[salad fingers]

I think this sounds cool. Give the kid a chance. I say, go for it.:)

[Fleeting Iron]

I get the feeling that I'm missing some underlying joke, here...:O

[salad fingers]

How is the film coming along.

[The Carver]

This is the best thread ever. :up:

I concur.

[Julez]

This thread kicks ass. I wonder if Rodan ever made his fanfilm?

[pinkfloydstarr]

im down with it if rodan helps me on indiana jones and the adventure in time

[Julez]

So the film never got made?