X1 and X2 Caption Thread

[Liam Goody UK]

Until X3 comes out thinks will be kinda full on so we need some fun.....I'll start with a few....

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X2/Movie_Stills/bigset17.jpg

Wolverine: Excuse me, I hear your going to be the main character in X3
Jean: Errr....yes, is that a problem?
Wolverine: Well you see......errrm......

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X2/Movie_Stills/almostthere2.jpg

New Director: Now we all know that you too had a good deal in X2, me and the screenwriters have decided were going to decrese your screentime and let other characters get their time on the big screen.....any comments....?

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X2/Movie_Stills/easter13.jpg


Storm: For the 300th time do you know what happens to a little girl when she kidnaps our Proffessor.....
Nightcrawler: Oh please God shut her up!
Girl: ARRRGGGGGGGG

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X2/Movie_Stills/x2new43.jpg

Xavier: Ive been looking for Magneto but I cant seem to get a lock on him.
Magneto: Pikkaboo.....oh Charlie boy

[snwboarder88]

haha dude thats so funny!

[fallenAngel]

I love the one with Storm and Cyclops.........there faces look so sad and fed up it fits so well.

By the way, How do you post pictures on here?

[elorenishii386]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X2/Movie_Stills/bigset17.jpg

Wolverine: "You have a nice pair of...."
Jean: "don't even say it..."
Wolverine: "nice pair of eyes...o yea...you have a nice pair of eyes."

[Liam Goody UK]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X2/Movie_Stills/easter1.jpg

Storm: You know there is a handle.....
Magneto: Oh...

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X2/Movie_Stills/asetnew4.jpg

Jean: Hey! I thought me and Storm were the only ones who could fly!

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X2/Movie_Stills/pyro2.jpg

Rogue: He went crazy, he definatly has a screw loose!
Bobby: Who is going to pay to redecorate my parent house?
Pyro: ......tempting....so tempting....

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X2/Movie_Stills/profxandjean.jpg

Too telepaths playing a game off chess it too easy so they tried not looking at the board........

[littyx]

HAhaha, more of these, they're hilarious.

[logan_weapon_x]

http://movie-top.com/wall/xmen2/x_men2_3.jpg
Mystique: God damn that's good!
Logan: Yeah and thats just one of my blades, you should see it when I use three.

[logan_weapon_x]

http://movies.kikizo.com/media/x2/x2_04b.jpg
Stryker: Good evening, i'm William Stryker and welcome to MTV's Cribs. Tonight the Charles Xavier Institue for kids who cant' read good and other stuff.

[logan_weapon_x]

http://perso.wanadoo.fr/france-comics/084.jpg
Halle: What is that?
Famke: It's Pitof's house!
Halle:....open fire!

[Dr. Fate]

[QUOTE=logan_weapon_x]http://perso.wanadoo.fr/france-comics/084.jpg
STORM: Use the Force, Jean. Let go, Jean... Jean trust me."
JEAN: "Stop with the Alec Guinness impression already!"

[Jan Irisi]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X2/Movie_Stills/pyro2.jpg

Rogue: John looks so lonely over there.
Bobby: It's his own fault. That's what he gets for eating a bean burrito. It's not the noise and stink that's so bad...it's just the combination of burritos, a lighter and that mutant ability of his.

[logan_weapon_x]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X2/Movie_Stills/profxandjean.jpg

Patrick Stewart to Bryan Singer: What the **** do you mean I need more motivation?

[Jan Irisi]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X2/Movie_Stills/profxandjean.jpg

Professor Xavier thinking: *Must not look at cleavage...Must not look at cleavage....she wore that top on purpose....must not look at cleavage....*

[Liam Goody UK]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X2/Movie_Stills/easter5.jpg

Xavier: What the hell are you two doing!?
Nightcrawler: All the other rooms are taken, this is the only one left...
Xavier: Strange....i thought I was supposed to be killing all the humans, what happened?
Mastermind: I got bored and needed some excitement in my life.
Storm: ......Oh God.....imagination is always better than the real thing!

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X2/Movie_Stills/aprnew6.jpg

Magneto being locking in the plastic prison is making him halucinate...

Magneto: Oh Mystique.....


http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X2/Movie_Stills/x2new36.jpg

Storm: Nightcrawler, dont believe anything you see in here.....WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?
Nightcrawler: I dunno but it feels good....

[fallenAngel]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X2/Movie_Stills/easter13.jpg

Storm: Do you know what happens to little girls who try and upstage me, Halle Berry?!!
Nightcrawler: Do as she says little girl, she's won an oscar.

[fallenAngel]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X2/Movie_Stills/asetnew4.jpg

Cyclops struggles to shine as he gets tossed aside.

[EternalMaster]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X2/Movie_Stills/aprnew6.jpg

Guard: Who wants pancakes?

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X2/Movie_Stills/bigset17.jpg

Logan: You. Me. Back of the jet in five minutes.

[Lisea]

Ooh, a Caption This! thread. Sweet. :D


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v35/Lisea/cap047.jpg
Jones knew they were onto him when at 2 am on cable, this was all he got.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v35/Lisea/cap048.jpg
At 2 am on a Friday night, Xavier discovered Cerebro also had cable.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v35/Lisea/cap049.jpg
The rum's gone?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v35/Lisea/x-men013.jpg
When Jean tried to explain she was really playing doctor, no one believed her.

[Jan Irisi]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X2/Movie_Stills/aprnew6.jpg

Magneto: Stop....in the name of love....before you break my heart.....

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X2/Movie_Stills/bigset17.jpg

Logan: Come on...pull my finger.....

[luvnightcrawler]

These are great!!

[fallenAngel]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X2/Movie_Stills/easter1.jpg
Magneto: Knock knock, Mystique we are here........wait, where is she?
Storm: I think she's...
Magneto: oops.

[Slim_X]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X2/Movie_Stills/bigset3.jpghttp://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X2/Movie_Stills/bigset32.jpg
Mystique to President: "I swear to God i wasn't watching porn!!"

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X2/Movie_Stills/bigset16.jpghttp://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X2/Movie_Stills/almostthere7.jpg
Stryker: (whispering to Jason with *****y tone) "Look at her hair"

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X2/Movie_Stills/newset8.jpg
Storm: "Kurt, you touch my a$$ one more time and I'll cut your... tail off"

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X2/Movie_Stills/aprnew2.jpg
Halle: "***** you Singer!"

[fallenAngel]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X2/Movie_Stills/almostthere7.jpg
Storm: You kids want me to fly soo bad, but you never stop to think what being out in the middle of those tornados does to my hair.

[littyx]

I like this ^ pic. I dont remember seeing that exact scene. which scene is it?

[luvnightcrawler]

http://www.cerebrosxmen.com/files/MOVIES/X2_COLOSSUS.jpg

"A scratch?! Damn, and I just waxed!!"

[The Female Torch]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X2/Movie_Stills/x2new36.jpg
NightCrawler: Oh Storm, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore...

[RagingTempest]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0311/25/x11.jpg

Rogue:"Oh Bobby, I love you so much."

Bobby:"I love you too. *thinks in his mind.* I can't wait to leave this girl for that Kitty chick!!

[oneteen]

Hiliarious.

[Torch'sGurl]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X2/Movie_Stills/easter5.jpg

Xavier: WOW!! Is there room for 2 more?

Storm: Gotta go now........

[Ebil Gig]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/X-Men/X2/Movie_Stills/easter5.jpg

Storm:OH MY!!what a bad time to pop in,Kurt.

Nightcrawler:[whispering]So Storm...is that how he does it...?

[Torch'sGurl]

(Cops off screen)

Cop #1(on siren)- So, like okay I missed lunch for this?

Cop # 2-(on siren) Well, he does have flames coming out of his.....

Cop #1 (on siren)-His butt?

Pyro: MY HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JERKS!!!!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v628/DragonSoul/baf2307a.jpg


Cop #1 (on siren) - Oh, crap. Is this thing on?

[Ororo_]

Rogue:"Oh Bobby, I love you so much."

Bobby:"I love you too. *thinks in his mind.* I can't wait to leave this girl for that Kitty chick!!

LOL :up: