What the Worst Bumper Sticker You’ve Ever Seen?

[That-Guy]

What the Worst Bumper Sticker You’ve Ever Seen?

I’ve seen quite a few ones that were pretty awful… here are some of the worst:

“A woman’s place is in the kitchen!” (I can’t imagine what kind of idiot would have this on his vehicle, but I should note that it was on the back of a rusted, piece of sh**, 2-wheel drive pick up truck).

“Rear end me if you’re gay.” (I wish society would evolve past making jokes like this.)

“I hate cops.” (Having this one on your car is just plain stupid, I think, though I must say it takes balls.)

“F**kin’ Gonuts” (It was styled like a “Dunkin’ Donuts” label.)

“Pave the rainforest.” (I actually kind of like this one. :D)

[The Demon]

Bush/Cheney '04

[Obi-Ron]

Bush/Cheney '04

I can't think of a worse one than that!

[thebat7]

Actual sticker:

"Nuke an unborn, gay baby whale for Jesus"

LOL

[SuperFerret]

I can't think of a worse one than that!

Cheney '08

[DOG LIPS]

"Unless you're a thong, stop riding my ass!"

What made this one bad was the driver was a big hairy greasy fat guy. :eek:

[PLAS]

"Thanks President Bush, For Giving The USA Back Its Pride"

I actually saw that on a bumper sticker

I wanted to shoot the car, then shoot myself, then come back from the dead and shoot Bush, I mean, being an undead zombie the logical thing to do would be to eat his brains, but seeing as he lacks any, I would starve, so shooting would be much more effective

[SuperFerret]

I wanted to shoot the car, then shoot myself, then come back from the dead and shoot Bush, I mean, being an undead zombie the logical thing to do would be to eat his brains, but seeing as he lacks any, I would starve, so shooting would be much more effective

That's the most logical course of action.

[Captain_Obvious]

"Baby on Board" :rolleyes:


'cause I was going to bash my car into yours...but after seeing the sticker...I've had a change of heart

[The Demon]

"Thanks President Bush, For Giving The USA Back Its Pride"

I actually saw that on a bumper sticker

I wanted to shoot the car, then shoot myself, then come back from the dead and shoot Bush, I mean, being an undead zombie the logical thing to do would be to eat his brains, but seeing as he lacks any, I would starve, so shooting would be much more effective

I'd pay so much money to see that.

[GREEN =w= DAY]

I'd pay so much money to see that.
hahaha...same here. on a side note, the worst bumper sticker i have ever seen is by far this one: "George W. Bush: America's Savior" when i saw that sticker i wanted to get out of my car and kick the guy's a$$. but i was afraid he's shoot me with his shotgun. damn rednecks.

[Bat Child]

"Hows my driving?Call 1-800-***-****"

I hate this one simply becaues i called one of those when a trucker hit my friends car, and i was on hold for 56 minutes. WHO THE HELL CALLS THAT NUMBER THAT I HAD TO WAIT 56 MINUTES?!...and why was there an indian lady on the other line?

Bat Child

[X-Ray]

for some reason i hate those "My child recieved blah blah blah from blah Elementary School" ...

i don't know why ... i just do ...

[eat aliens]

Those people who STILL have the "Redefeat Bush" or "Let's not elect him in 2004 either" stickers are starting to annoy me. Bush obviously won, but I guess some people didnt get the memo.

[PLAS]

I'd pay so much money to see that.
I'd gladly recieve that money

[The Lumberjack]

I'd gladly recieve that money
Wait......did you guys just put a hit out on the President?

[The Demon]

Only if Plas can manage to rise from his OWN grave as a Zombie.

[PLAS]

Wait......did you guys just put a hit out on the President?
errrr.... ummm, nope

*runs out*

[PLAS]

Only if Plas can manage to rise from his OWN grave as a Zombie.
meh, that's like the easiest thing to do, if Bats pulled it off in DKR, why can't I?

[Silver Sable]

"Have you seen my weiner?"and it was a pic of a daschund lol

[The Incredible Hulk]

Worst one said : "God Bless President Bush"

Best one i ever saw said "Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks your an *******".. :D

[That-Guy]

Ahh.. the Bush stickers. I forgot about those. Every time I see a sticker that says "W '04" or "Viva Bush" I want to crash my f**king car right into the person.

[KingOfDreams]

Bush/Cheney '04

took the words right out of my mouth

"Thanks President Bush, For Giving The USA Back Its Pride"

I don't know what to say to that. That's...wow, some people are complete morons.

[KingOfDreams]

Cheney '08

*shudder*

[The Demon]

meh, that's like the easiest thing to do, if Bats pulled it off in DKR, why can't I?

You know,I just realized....you'd better watch it,dude.

Not only are you gonna have the Secret Service (S.S.) on your ass for joking about shooting the President....but the legislators of Kentucky might ALSO nab you for terrorism,for creating a scenario involving Zombies. :eek:

[Elijya]

"Mopeds Kill: then a picture of a mopde in a circle with a line through it

seriously, of all the causes you could align yourself with in this sometimes terrible world... you want to abolish mopeds?

and then, I have to think, that somewhere, there is a factory that makes those "moped kills" bumperstickers, and the people there may actually think they're helping society

[Holly Goodhead]

the girl who almost ran me over yesterday had a "Bush/Cheney" sticker, then i keyed her car.

[The Demon]

"Mopeds Kill: then a picture of a mopde in a circle with a line through it

seriously, of all the causes you could align yourself with in this sometimes terrible world... you want to abolish mopeds?

and then, I have to think, that somewhere, there is a factory that makes those "moped kills" bumperstickers, and the people there may actually think they're helping society

Ham sandwiches and tall buildings KILL! :rolleyes:
That truly is a very,specific niche market....mom's of kids that died on mopeds?
weird.

[That-Guy]

Ham sandwiches and tall buildings KILL! :rolleyes:
That truly is a very,specific niche market....mom's of kids that died on mopeds?
weird.


What would they call themselves? MAMD (Mothers Against Moped Drivers)?

[The Demon]

I like MAHS better.
Down with ham sandwiches!

[C.F. Kane]

Best one I saw was two bumper stickers side by side:

[S**t Happens]/[Bush/Cheney '00]

[TheAlmightyFuzz]

the people that still have kerry/edwards on their car look 10x more pathetic than people with w 04 on their car.

there was this nasty looking pickup truck with one that said something like "ditch the *****, let's go wheeling" or some gay **** like that.

[Elijya]

man, I still see people with Dukakis bumper stickers

[Holly Goodhead]

i think bumper stickers are tacky, dont put them on your cars, unless your car is really ugly and old

[Milkman95]

Kerry/Edwards - awful sticker.

****in' moron's still have this sticker on their vehicles.........

[Elijya]

put them on your car to cover the bullet holes :up:

[Milkman95]

Good idea - I guess I'd have to borrow your car first though......

[Elijya]

Kerry/Edwards - awful sticker.

****in' moron's still have this sticker on their vehicles.........
you do realize that in 97, there were, ahem "****ing morons" who had Dole stickers still on their car, right? it happens after every election, numbnuts

[Holly Goodhead]

well there was one i liked..it was a Darwin fish eating the Jesus fish..

[TheAlmightyFuzz]

man, I still see people with Dukakis bumper stickers :eek: :eek: :eek:

[Elijya]

Good idea - I guess I'd have to borrow your car first though......


:confused:

[Milkman95]

you do realize that in 97, there were, ahem "****ing morons" who had Dole stickers still on their car, right? it happens after every election, numbnuts

You're a joke - of course I know that.......everybody on the planet knows that......

[Holly Goodhead]

i didnt know that

[That-Guy]

You're a joke - of course I know that.......everybody on the planet knows that......


Do you see? Intelligent people like THIS are the reason Bush won the election. :rolleyes:

[PLAS]

You know,I just realized....you'd better watch it,dude.

Not only are you gonna have the Secret Service (S.S.) on your ass for joking about shooting the President....but the legislators of Kentucky might ALSO nab you for terrorism,for creating a scenario involving Zombies. :eek:
oh noes!!!!

[Captain_Obvious]

the girl who almost ran me over yesterday had a "Bush/Cheney" sticker, then i keyed her car.
you almost got ran over :eek:

sad times, you ok?

[Holly Goodhead]

you almost got ran over :eek:

sad times, you ok?

i was walking to class and this ***** in a yellow mustang blew a stop sign, no signal, sped right at me LOOKING AT ME emotionless, i had to jump backwards or she would of took me out. then she sped off. so i kind of stalked her and saw her park then keyed the hell out of her car. she looked familiar whoever it was..

[Erzengel]

I always liked my kid beat up your honor student or my dog is smarter than your honor student.

[Clerk]

Shortly after 9/11, these bumper stickers all over my town popped up saying, "Finally after 8 years, we have a president."

[Mister Sinister]

you almost got ran over :eek:

sad times, you ok?
You'll appreciate this one, it's from Family Guy: -

"My other penis is a vagina"

[Milkman95]

Do you see? Intelligent people like THIS are the reason Bush won the election. :rolleyes:

Yeah, okay....whatever you say....... :rolleyes:

[Spider-Storm]

My other penis is a vagania

[PLAS]

My other penis is a vagania
that one is actually funny

[Spider-Storm]

that one is actually funny

yea i kno i felt like putting it here

[Spidey-Bat]

Bush/Cheney '04
Kerry/Edwards '04
My child is on the honor roll.

[Dark Vigilante]

"Watch it........
I'M A GODDESS"

:rolleyes:

[Dark Vigilante]

The funniest one I've ever seen is:
"MY SON BEAT UP THE KID ON THE HONOR ROLL"

[Silent Knight]

"Don't honk or I'll beat my kid."
"39-year old baby on Board."
"A**hole on Board."

[Elijya]

"Don't honk or I'll beat my kid."


:up:

[Aztecmarco]

"To get to Heaven, turn right and go straight" I saw this on the back of a station wagon carrying a family of at least ten. I promptly flipped them off.

[screech_turbo]

i saw a bumper sticker that said, "big d****". some guy had it on his new truck.

[Da Docta]

"To get to Heaven, turn right and go straight" I saw this on the back of a station wagon carrying a family of at least ten. I promptly flipped them off.
The amount of people who register here just to post 1 thing never ceases to amaze me.

[Mr. Credible]

i saw a white, thugged out gansta' dude driving a Camry earlier today, it had a bumper sticker that said "Queen B**ch" in pink sparkly letters on the back window (i'm thinking it was his girl's car or something). i paced him for a mile or two and laughed at him whilst pointing. he was a bit pissed.

i have a bumper sticker on my car that says "Chuck Norris 2008"... i think it's funny.

[Bat Attack]

"All men are created equal...poor things", that just pisses me off, ****ing feminist *****es. :down:mad:

[Fledermaus]

"If you're living like there is no God, you had better be right"

"In case of rapture, car will be unmanned."

"I "heart" my wife."
Don't get me wrong, I love my fiance, too, but you know she made him put that sticker on the car.

[Orko Is King]

"You can't be Catholic AND pro-choice"

[FunBobPants]

"Honk if you love (insert random thing here)"

ARRRRRGGGHHHHHHHH! :mad:

[Mr. Credible]

"Honk if you love (insert random thing here)"

ARRRRRGGGHHHHHHHH! :mad:

my friend and i, used to get good and drunk and go around with a sign in the back window of his car that that said 'honk if you like honkies'

looking back on it now, maybe not such a good idea... but, we were drunk 16 year olds.

[FunBobPants]

wait........ where did you live? i could have swore i saw a car like that a long time ago.

[Ben Urich]

Many times it's a combination of two or more idiotic bumper stickers that really causes me to question man's sanity.
Consider this trifecta:
"Marriage = *male bathroom symbol* + *female bathroom symbol*"
"Bring it On" (reference to a President Bush comment inviting terrorists to try something)
"Terrorist Hunting Permit No. 91101" (these piss me off!)

I never really understood why people use bumper stickers that advocate specific candidates. After the election, they're obsolete. You have to buy new ones next election to cover up the old ones. Pretty soon you have this nasty thick layer of UV-coated plastic on your car. Ew.

[The Lizard]

I generally loathe all bumper stickers, particularly when people plaster 8 or 10 of them all over the back of their car. I'm particularly amused when there is a theme to a particular cluster of stickers, like the oft-seen combination of anti-war, pro-choice, environmentally aware, and various alt-rock band logos.

Its not the actual stickers that annoy me as much as the fact that the person seems to be taking pride in the fact that their opinions and their entire personality can be summed up by a dozen $1 stickers bought at the mall. I'd like to think that there's a little more depth and complexity to my reasoning abilites and philosophies than can be expressed by a bunch of slogans that someone else thought up and slapped on a bumper sticker.

But hey, that's just me.

[Victor Von Doom]

"Got Bush?

[Orko Is King]

I have a Senator Kelly bumper sticker.:up:


Stinkin' muties!

[Tangled Web]

W is the answer
You can't support gay marriage and be a Christian.
69
Raider Nation **** the rest
I love straight boyz.

^^^^
I hate those damn bumber stickers

[FunBobPants]

"Funny. She doesn't look like a black, gay heroin addict."

[Mic]

“Pave the rainforest.” (I actually kind of like this one. :D)
Then why the **** did you include it in this thread?

[Clobberin' Time]

"Don't follow me, I'm lost too"
"Mums Taxi"
"Toucha mah car I smasha your face"
"Passion Wagon"
"If this vans a rockin' don't come a knockin'!"
"This car is owned by a right wanker that thinks bumper stickers are funny"

Made the last one up, obviously.

[Ongie]

http://www.bikeschool.com/emporium/Product_Images/UB-BADD.jpg

^This one makes my blood boil.

[Mic]

Iv only ever seen a handful, its not really something people do here. The worst was "Beep if you have a horn". Which is just....stupid.

[Mr. Credible]

wait........ where did you live? i could have swore i saw a car like that a long time ago.

heh... this was probably 6ish years ago in colorado springs, CO.

[Mr. Credible]

http://www.bikeschool.com/emporium/Product_Images/UB-BADD.jpg

^This one makes my blood boil.


what's the matter with that one? i'm a bicyclist, and i almost have been hit by quite a few 'dumb drivers' that come around curves doing nearly twice the speed limit, in areas with no bike path or sidewalk.

[Ongie]

Eh... I oftentimes think we drivers get a bad wrap in the bicycling community. I think the bicyclists should be more angry at the government for having us treat them like cars instead of people on bikes.

[Super Mark]

I saw this one for sale at a kiosk in the mall:


"If you don't like the way I drive,
get off the sidewalk."

[Hoban]

Do people with stickers like "Bush/Cheney" or "Kerry/Edwards" really think they're having an effect?

Could you imagine exit polling?

"So why did you vote for this candidate?"

"Dude, I was undecided until one day I saw this bumper sticker..."

[Boom]

"Kerry/Edwards," following Bush's victory.

I still see people driving with it. I don't know if it's denial or sheer laziness.

[FunBobPants]

heh... this was probably 6ish years ago in colorado springs, CO. i saw one about 7 years ago in the same place :eek:

[Ben Urich]

"Kerry/Edwards," following Bush's victory.

I still see people driving with it. I don't know if it's denial or sheer laziness.

They can't bloody well remove it, can they? :confused: