wierd AIM confessions

[Corinthian™]

Master Chief0202: ...if I fall asleep in class, and dream of class, then fall asleep in the dream, where will I go? :o
Pablo Corinthian: to the place where you get anally raped:-(
Master Chief0202: OMG!! :-(



later on....

Mr Hyde Dammit: Master Chief0202: Pablo Corinthian: to the place where you get anally raped:-(
Master Chief0202: That's what he said -_-
Mr Hyde Dammit: Why must you **** with our fragile young minds?!?!
Mr Hyde Dammit: like, WTFLMAOBBQ?!
Pablo Corinthian: because... then you'll leanr all about the sodomy...
Mr Hyde Dammit: The sodomy is done in prison with broom sticks
Mr Hyde Dammit: and with mexican hookers
Pablo Corinthian: yeah... so?
Mr Hyde Dammit: very bad things :o
Pablo Corinthian: no...
Pablo Corinthian: it's just butt pleasuring
Pablo Corinthian: butt pleasuring is still pleasuring
Mr Hyde Dammit: butt pleasure is nothing more than the raping of intestines
Mr Hyde Dammit: which is highly unhealthy
Pablo Corinthian: but that's where men have their g spot:-(
Mr Hyde Dammit: ....
Mr Hyde Dammit: *runs away crying*

[WeaponZ2]

........great......*runs away crying*

[Mr. Edward Hyde]

How could you betray my trust like this?! :mad: :sodimized by mexican:

[Master Chief]

Master Chief0202: ...if I fall asleep in class, and dream of class, then fall asleep in the dream, where will I go? :o
Pablo Corinthian: to the place where you get anally raped:-(

Can anyone confirm this? :confused:

[Corinthian™]

Can anyone confirm this? :confused:
it's true:(

[Corinthian™]

How could you betray my trust like this?! :mad: :sodimized by mexican:
like that...

[Mr. Edward Hyde]

like that...
...uh-uh..:(

[Mr. Edward Hyde]

Can anyone confirm this? :confused:
Probably you would start a super mega dream. :up:

[litlgreendude]

Master Chief0202: ...if I fall asleep in class, and dream of class, then fall asleep in the dream, where will I go? :o
Pablo Corinthian: to the place where you get anally raped:-(
Master Chief0202: OMG!! :-(



later on....

Mr Hyde Dammit: Master Chief0202: Pablo Corinthian: to the place where you get anally raped:-(
Master Chief0202: That's what he said -_-
Mr Hyde Dammit: Why must you **** with our fragile young minds?!?!
Mr Hyde Dammit: like, WTFLMAOBBQ?!
Pablo Corinthian: because... then you'll leanr all about the sodomy...
Mr Hyde Dammit: The sodomy is done in prison with broom sticks
Mr Hyde Dammit: and with mexican hookers
Pablo Corinthian: yeah... so?
Mr Hyde Dammit: very bad things :o
Pablo Corinthian: no...
Pablo Corinthian: it's just butt pleasuring
Pablo Corinthian: butt pleasuring is still pleasuring
Mr Hyde Dammit: butt pleasure is nothing more than the raping of intestines
Mr Hyde Dammit: which is highly unhealthy
Pablo Corinthian: but that's where men have their g spot:-(
Mr Hyde Dammit: ....
Mr Hyde Dammit: *runs away crying*


Bwahahahha.... omfg you guys got too much time on your hands :(

[Dark Donnie]

Lmao!

[twylight]

Careful Cori..must I drag out AIM convo's I've had with you? ;)

[The Spawn]

11 posts, one confession.

[Mr. Edward Hyde]

Careful Cori..must I drag out AIM convo's I've had with you? ;)

11 posts, one confession.

:):up:

[PLAS]

it's kinda weird for me to read about my brother talking about anal rapings, I just cancel it out

[Mr. Edward Hyde]

it's kinda weird for me to read about my brother talking about anal rapings, I just cancel it out
He could be reported and be listed as a pedophile...wait...he's in mexico...nevermind... :mad: :(

[Holly Goodhead]

malice blocked me on AIM:(

[Mr. Edward Hyde]

malice blocked me on AIM:(
Hahahaha...thats what you get for stalking him.

[Holly Goodhead]

he was the best cyber i ever had..besides dew..

[Mr. Edward Hyde]

he was the best cyber i ever had..besides dew..
ha...haha...ha... :(

[PLAS]

He could be reported and be listed as a pedophile...wait...he's in mexico...nevermind... :mad: :(
of all the things he can be, Pedophile is not one of them

[Holly Goodhead]

aww, brothers bickering:)

[dmcnx]

I'm meh...

[20:42:41] meh...: no
[20:42:53] meh...: I was gonna insult her
[20:43:01] meh...: but I remembereed what you told me
[20:43:14] meh...: about how her cousin will castrate me and all
[20:43:35] they're not : she cood probably beat u up
[20:43:40] they're not : and i'm not even joking
[20:43:47] they're not : and thats b4 u get 2 her cousin
[20:43:53] they're not : vicous like a pitbull
[20:43:59] meh...: she would becasue I wouldnt hit a girl
[20:44:05] they're not : o no
[20:44:07] they're not : not u 2
[20:44:09] they're not : poffter
[20:44:24] meh...: you would?
[20:44:31] they're not : even if she's bigger and stronger than u and
beating u up in front of ur family and the girl u like
[20:44:42] meh...: Nope
[20:44:52] meh...: especiall not in front of family
[20:44:56] meh...: thats a deathwish...
[20:44:56] they're not : ok
[20:45:01] they're not : they're not there
[20:45:05] they're not : but the girl u like
[20:45:08] they're not : and all ur frends
[20:45:21] meh...: I would block
[20:45:22] meh...: thats it
[20:45:26] meh...: might trip her
[20:45:30] meh...: but no hitting
[20:46:00] they're not : wat if she kik u in the nads and wile u were
down on the floor in pain bit u
[20:46:05] they're not : dont ask me where:@
[20:46:23] meh...: my fictional girl would help me
[20:46:38] meh...: and becasue this scenario would never happen
[20:46:46] they're not : wfaddtyt
[20:46:48] meh...: she is a transformer
[20:46:58] they're not : wfaddtyt
[20:47:01] they're not : wfaddtyt
[20:47:03] they're not : wfaddtyt
[20:47:05] they're not : wfaddtyt
[20:47:06] they're not : wfaddtyt
[20:47:08] they're not : wfaddtyt
[20:47:09] they're not : wfaddtyt
[20:47:10] meh...: and she'd run over the girl who tried to beat me
up
[20:47:23] meh...: then we'd make sweet sweet monkey love in the
street
[20:47:36] meh...: then Carmen Elektra would walk past and join in
[20:47:53] they're not : dude ur screwin wid a robot...
[20:47:58] they're not : dats just rong dude...
[20:48:01] meh...: no
[20:48:10] meh...: a girl who can TRANSFORM into a robot
[20:48:22] meh...: And a 4 x 4
[20:48:43] they're not : so she is part robot
[20:48:54] meh...: no
[20:49:03] meh...: she is a human that can transform into a robot
[20:49:05] meh...: get it right
[20:49:45] they're not : but basically ur ***in sumfin wiv metal in
it
[20:49:58] meh...: :G
[20:51:11] they're not : and that wood b a lot of metal if she can
transform into a robot and a jeep
[20:51:29] meh...: pretty much
[20:51:39] meh...: only her naughty places are human
[20:51:42] meh...: and her face
[20:51:57] meh...: her face,her pussy,her tits and her ass
[20:52:03] they're not : metal hips
[20:52:22] meh...: nah
[20:52:40] meh...: human hips
[20:52:46] they're not : matel thighs
[20:52:56] meh...: yeah
[20:53:02] meh...: but they dont look metal
[20:53:11] they're not : but they feel metal
[20:53:16] they're not : and they r metal
[20:53:17] meh...: no
[20:53:27] meh...: the metal feels human
[20:53:30] meh...: but it is metal
[20:53:40] they're not : so its soft
[20:53:59] meh...: only when I want it to be
[20:54:23] they're not : so she can read ur mind
[20:54:46] meh...: yeah
[20:54:55] meh...: it makes her hormy
[20:55:01] meh...: horny(*)
[20:55:05] they're not : lol
[20:55:07] they're not : hormy
[20:55:18] meh...: both:@
[20:55:29] they're not : lol
[20:56:31] they're not : w00t!

[Mr. Edward Hyde]

of all the things he can be, Pedophile is not one of them
But he loves the sodomy...

[Super_Child]

so does someone else, but their thread was just deleted.

[Mr. Edward Hyde]

I'm meh...

[20:42:41] meh...: no
[20:42:53] meh...: I was gonna insult her
[20:43:01] meh...: but I remembereed what you told me
[20:43:14] meh...: about how her cousin will castrate me and all
[20:43:35] they're not : she cood probably beat u up
[20:43:40] they're not : and i'm not even joking
[20:43:47] they're not : and thats b4 u get 2 her cousin
[20:43:53] they're not : vicous like a pitbull
[20:43:59] meh...: she would becasue I wouldnt hit a girl
[20:44:05] they're not : o no
[20:44:07] they're not : not u 2
[20:44:09] they're not : poffter
[20:44:24] meh...: you would?
[20:44:31] they're not : even if she's bigger and stronger than u and
beating u up in front of ur family and the girl u like
[20:44:42] meh...: Nope
[20:44:52] meh...: especiall not in front of family
[20:44:56] meh...: thats a deathwish...
[20:44:56] they're not : ok
[20:45:01] they're not : they're not there
[20:45:05] they're not : but the girl u like
[20:45:08] they're not : and all ur frends
[20:45:21] meh...: I would block
[20:45:22] meh...: thats it
[20:45:26] meh...: might trip her
[20:45:30] meh...: but no hitting
[20:46:00] they're not : wat if she kik u in the nads and wile u were
down on the floor in pain bit u
[20:46:05] they're not : dont ask me where:@
[20:46:23] meh...: my fictional girl would help me
[20:46:38] meh...: and becasue this scenario would never happen
[20:46:46] they're not : wfaddtyt
[20:46:48] meh...: she is a transformer
[20:46:58] they're not : wfaddtyt
[20:47:01] they're not : wfaddtyt
[20:47:03] they're not : wfaddtyt
[20:47:05] they're not : wfaddtyt
[20:47:06] they're not : wfaddtyt
[20:47:08] they're not : wfaddtyt
[20:47:09] they're not : wfaddtyt
[20:47:10] meh...: and she'd run over the girl who tried to beat me
up
[20:47:23] meh...: then we'd make sweet sweet monkey love in the
street
[20:47:36] meh...: then Carmen Elektra would walk past and join in
[20:47:53] they're not : dude ur screwin wid a robot...
[20:47:58] they're not : dats just rong dude...
[20:48:01] meh...: no
[20:48:10] meh...: a girl who can TRANSFORM into a robot
[20:48:22] meh...: And a 4 x 4
[20:48:43] they're not : so she is part robot
[20:48:54] meh...: no
[20:49:03] meh...: she is a human that can transform into a robot
[20:49:05] meh...: get it right
[20:49:45] they're not : but basically ur ***in sumfin wiv metal in
it
[20:49:58] meh...: :G
[20:51:11] they're not : and that wood b a lot of metal if she can
transform into a robot and a jeep
[20:51:29] meh...: pretty much
[20:51:39] meh...: only her naughty places are human
[20:51:42] meh...: and her face
[20:51:57] meh...: her face,her pussy,her tits and her ass
[20:52:03] they're not : metal hips
[20:52:22] meh...: nah
[20:52:40] meh...: human hips
[20:52:46] they're not : matel thighs
[20:52:56] meh...: yeah
[20:53:02] meh...: but they dont look metal
[20:53:11] they're not : but they feel metal
[20:53:16] they're not : and they r metal
[20:53:17] meh...: no
[20:53:27] meh...: the metal feels human
[20:53:30] meh...: but it is metal
[20:53:40] they're not : so its soft
[20:53:59] meh...: only when I want it to be
[20:54:23] they're not : so she can read ur mind
[20:54:46] meh...: yeah
[20:54:55] meh...: it makes her hormy
[20:55:01] meh...: horny(*)
[20:55:05] they're not : lol
[20:55:07] they're not : hormy
[20:55:18] meh...: both:@
[20:55:29] they're not : lol
[20:56:31] they're not : w00t!
...thats just plain creepy. :o

[Mr. Edward Hyde]

so does someone else, but their thread was just deleted.
Lord Vader's thread about his health teacher?

[twylight]

What happens when I leave a chat full of guys-

Pablo Corinthian: I prefer to crack the lesbians:o
WiseSage222: Crack or Lesbians?
Pablo Corinthian: no
Pablo Corinthian: crack TEH lesbvians
WiseSage222: ew :-(
Pablo Corinthian: :-)
Pablo Corinthian: I'm scum
Pablo Corinthian: :-(
WiseSage222: :-(
WiseSage222: It's okay
Master Chief0202: I don't : o
WiseSage222: that's what janitors are for
WiseSage222: : o
WiseSage222: Clean scum up :mad:
WiseSage222: this chat is so much better?
Pablo Corinthian: I'm only on 1 chat:-(
Master Chief0202: This is like PG thread, that's like PG-13/R thread
Pablo Corinthian: :-(
Pablo Corinthian: I wanna be on the MA chat:-(
Master Chief0202: wait, chat, whoops
Pablo Corinthian: hype owns you
WiseSage222: yeah except this chat's actually funny : o
Pablo Corinthian: : o
Pablo Corinthian: that's cuz I'm here
WiseSage222: yeah
WiseSage222: :-(
Pablo Corinthian: : o
WiseSage222: So anyway
Pablo Corinthian: let's get it on:o
Pablo Corinthian: let's have parties on someone's panties:-(
Pablo Corinthian: *eyes next girl he sees*
Master Chief0202: big sister needs to be here for that :confused:
Pablo Corinthian: ?.?
WiseSage222: well
WiseSage222: if maxc shrek was here
WiseSage222: i'm sure we could do something... like that
WiseSage222: :-(
WiseSage222: but it'd be wierd
Pablo Corinthian: O.o?
WiseSage222: and we all need to be stone and drunk of out our minds
Pablo Corinthian: o.O?
Pablo Corinthian: >.<?
Master Chief0202: I'm stoned and drunk 24/7
Pablo Corinthian: no you arne?'td
Pablo Corinthian: awetuihfaw
Pablo Corinthian: s
Master Chief0202: I started acting, and then my act became real. And I can't turn it off. -_-'
Pablo Corinthian: :-(
WiseSage222: I'm back into nice mode for some reason
Master Chief0202: I act like Johnny Depp in Pirates of the Carribean, just 10x more disoriented.
WiseSage222: i started off as ******* tongiht
WiseSage222: and now I'm nice :-(
Pablo Corinthian: ?.?
Pablo Corinthian: :-(
Derwinle: WiseSage222: I'm back into nice mode for some reason you're cuter that way
Pablo Corinthian: he aint:-(
Master Chief0202: Yeah, Cor knows when guys are cute. :confused:
WiseSage222: :-(
Pablo Corinthian: :-)
Pablo Corinthian: I know
WiseSage222: I'm scruffy :-(
Pablo Corinthian: no
Pablo Corinthian: you are..
Pablo Corinthian: teh ghey
Pablo Corinthian: :-(
Master Chief0202: You're John Constantine and Han Solo?
WiseSage222: Yeah
WiseSage222: :-(
Master Chief0202: Go steal someone's drugs, then sell it back
WiseSage222: if you're willing to do some freaky ****
Master Chief0202: That's how I made like $200 this month
Pablo Corinthian: I bet Twy's just staring at us:-(
WiseSage222: :-(
WiseSage222: and making us feel wierd :-(
WiseSage222: and awkward
WiseSage222: -SILENCE-
Master Chief0202: I feel fine : o
WiseSage222: :-(
Derwinle: No
Pablo Corinthian: is that even posible?

[Holly Goodhead]

I'm meh...

[20:42:41] meh...: no
[20:42:53] meh...: I was gonna insult her
[20:43:01] meh...: but I remembereed what you told me
[20:43:14] meh...: about how her cousin will castrate me and all
[20:43:35] they're not : she cood probably beat u up
[20:43:40] they're not : and i'm not even joking
[20:43:47] they're not : and thats b4 u get 2 her cousin
[20:43:53] they're not : vicous like a pitbull
[20:43:59] meh...: she would becasue I wouldnt hit a girl
[20:44:05] they're not : o no
[20:44:07] they're not : not u 2
[20:44:09] they're not : poffter
[20:44:24] meh...: you would?
[20:44:31] they're not : even if she's bigger and stronger than u and
beating u up in front of ur family and the girl u like
[20:44:42] meh...: Nope
[20:44:52] meh...: especiall not in front of family
[20:44:56] meh...: thats a deathwish...
[20:44:56] they're not : ok
[20:45:01] they're not : they're not there
[20:45:05] they're not : but the girl u like
[20:45:08] they're not : and all ur frends
[20:45:21] meh...: I would block
[20:45:22] meh...: thats it
[20:45:26] meh...: might trip her
[20:45:30] meh...: but no hitting
[20:46:00] they're not : wat if she kik u in the nads and wile u were
down on the floor in pain bit u
[20:46:05] they're not : dont ask me where:@
[20:46:23] meh...: my fictional girl would help me
[20:46:38] meh...: and becasue this scenario would never happen
[20:46:46] they're not : wfaddtyt
[20:46:48] meh...: she is a transformer
[20:46:58] they're not : wfaddtyt
[20:47:01] they're not : wfaddtyt
[20:47:03] they're not : wfaddtyt
[20:47:05] they're not : wfaddtyt
[20:47:06] they're not : wfaddtyt
[20:47:08] they're not : wfaddtyt
[20:47:09] they're not : wfaddtyt
[20:47:10] meh...: and she'd run over the girl who tried to beat me
up
[20:47:23] meh...: then we'd make sweet sweet monkey love in the
street
[20:47:36] meh...: then Carmen Elektra would walk past and join in
[20:47:53] they're not : dude ur screwin wid a robot...
[20:47:58] they're not : dats just rong dude...
[20:48:01] meh...: no
[20:48:10] meh...: a girl who can TRANSFORM into a robot
[20:48:22] meh...: And a 4 x 4
[20:48:43] they're not : so she is part robot
[20:48:54] meh...: no
[20:49:03] meh...: she is a human that can transform into a robot
[20:49:05] meh...: get it right
[20:49:45] they're not : but basically ur ***in sumfin wiv metal in
it
[20:49:58] meh...: :G
[20:51:11] they're not : and that wood b a lot of metal if she can
transform into a robot and a jeep
[20:51:29] meh...: pretty much
[20:51:39] meh...: only her naughty places are human
[20:51:42] meh...: and her face
[20:51:57] meh...: her face,her pussy,her tits and her ass
[20:52:03] they're not : metal hips
[20:52:22] meh...: nah
[20:52:40] meh...: human hips
[20:52:46] they're not : matel thighs
[20:52:56] meh...: yeah
[20:53:02] meh...: but they dont look metal
[20:53:11] they're not : but they feel metal
[20:53:16] they're not : and they r metal
[20:53:17] meh...: no
[20:53:27] meh...: the metal feels human
[20:53:30] meh...: but it is metal
[20:53:40] they're not : so its soft
[20:53:59] meh...: only when I want it to be
[20:54:23] they're not : so she can read ur mind
[20:54:46] meh...: yeah
[20:54:55] meh...: it makes her hormy
[20:55:01] meh...: horny(*)
[20:55:05] they're not : lol
[20:55:07] they're not : hormy
[20:55:18] meh...: both:@
[20:55:29] they're not : lol
[20:56:31] they're not : w00t!



http://server3.uploadit.org/files/veruca-t****.JPG

[Super_Child]

Lord Vader's thread about his health teacher?

I believe so, I didn't get a chance to read it just hovered over it and read the first few lines.

[dmcnx]

http://server3.uploadit.org/files/veruca-t****.JPG

Rowr.

[Mr. Edward Hyde]

http://server3.uploadit.org/files/veruca-t****.JPG
T-800's Bride???

[Holly Goodhead]

T-****

[Mr. Edward Hyde]

I believe so, I didn't get a chance to read it just hovered over it and read the first few lines.
Meh, after my third or fourth post, i stopped reading it, and started reading this thread again.

[dmcnx]

...thats just plain creepy. :o

Funny as **** though.

[Mr. Edward Hyde]

Funny as **** though.
Not really, just weird... :(

[twylight]

http://server3.uploadit.org/files/veruca-t****.JPG

He turned me down for that. *ouch* :o

[Mr. Edward Hyde]

Mr Hyde Dammit: allo scottie
Scott: yo
Mr Hyde Dammit: How's the wife and kids?
Scott: well i jsut got hte wife pregnant again
Scott: and were getting a divorce
Scott: but other than that AWESOMEeeeeeeee
Scott: go to our show w tonight

[twylight]

**** (2:41:46 PM): I have no real intent on slicing anyone
**** (2:42:01 PM): I know a guy who did that with his girlfriend, kind of nasty
**** (2:42:15 PM): well, really nasty
~~~~(2:42:24 PM): Sounds like he needs to go to deviantdesires.com..:o
~~~~ (2:42:36 PM): Which..don't go too..:o
**** (2:42:51 PM): hahaha

[Mr. Edward Hyde]

**** (2:41:46 PM): I have no real intent on slicing anyone
**** (2:42:01 PM): I know a guy who did that with his girlfriend, kind of nasty
**** (2:42:15 PM): well, really nasty
~~~~(2:42:24 PM): Sounds like he needs to go to deviantdesires.com..:o
~~~~ (2:42:36 PM): Which..don't go too..:o
**** (2:42:51 PM): hahaha
I should probably edit the screen name on my last post too, because he'll get pissed if a bunch of people he doesn't know IM him or..well, I dont' know....

[Corinthian™]

now... part II


Mr Hyde Dammit: Sodomy gave me nightmares.
Pablo Corinthian: sodomy gave me wet dreams
Mr Hyde Dammit: ....
Mr Hyde Dammit: I really hate that my brain visualizes everything i've read.....
Pablo Corinthian: hey... you got some life action on your brain... that's like almost as good as a live show
Mr Hyde Dammit: ...life action?
Pablo Corinthian: yeah... like there's life in your brain gettin stuffed...
Mr Hyde Dammit: ...stuffed?
Pablo Corinthian: you know... like in the thanks givin' turkey... you stuff it.... this time, ironically it's with cock...
Mr Hyde Dammit: It isn't good that my brain is stuffed with images of you ejaculating.
Pablo Corinthian: *******ing you?
Mr Hyde Dammit: NO! NO! NO!
Mr Hyde Dammit: GO AWAY!
Pablo Corinthian: why?:-(
Pablo Corinthian: no one loves me:-(
Mr Hyde Dammit: VISUALIZATIONS, REMEMBER?!
Pablo Corinthian: I see...:o
Mr Hyde Dammit: Yeah, now you do!
Pablo Corinthian: but... in your brain... it's different...
Mr Hyde Dammit: I love the nervous system.
Mr Hyde Dammit: It's so mysterious.
Mr Hyde Dammit: >_>
Pablo Corinthian: :p>
Pablo Corinthian: finger lickin pussy
Mr Hyde Dammit: -_o
Pablo Corinthian: are you winkin me?, sailor?
Mr Hyde Dammit: ...NO!
Pablo Corinthian: imagine that... while a 6 foot 2 mexican guy says that to you dressed in leather...
Mr Hyde Dammit: :'(you make me cry
Pablo Corinthian: with a dildo:-(
Mr Hyde Dammit: :'(
Pablo Corinthian: and some ky
Mr Hyde Dammit: no
Mr Hyde Dammit: Just say no to seven foot tall men dressed in leather holding dildo's an Ky Lotion asking you if you're winking at them...."soldier"....
Pablo Corinthian: come and get it
Pablo Corinthian: check this poem I wrote
Pablo Corinthian: I until it is dry,
think that we would like to
inhale your vagina
Mr Hyde Dammit: ...what...?
Pablo Corinthian: exactly
Mr Hyde Dammit: oh right...:confused:

[Capt Throbberson]

Me: I
Some Guy:?
Me: Am batman
Some guy signed off (he probably blocked me, but IMing random people telling them your batman is fun)

[Mr. Edward Hyde]

Corinthian makes me crap myself. :o

[Corinthian™]

Corinthian makes me crap myself. :o
I thought I made you think of sodomy....

:confused:



... now that was ironic...

[Mr. Edward Hyde]

I thought I made you think of sodomy....

:confused:



... now that was ironic...
sodomy weakens your rectum...Not mine! Yours! Sick perve, like, OMFGLMAOWTFBBQ!

[Green Arrow]

Why am I involve in this chat someone's going get sodomized like yesterday's bacon :mad:

[twylight]

Marvel587: *Zap*
Derwinle: *pow*
Marvel587: *Reads ~~~~'s Mind*
Derwinle: *telekintically makes **** go in orbit*
Marvel587: AAAAAH!!!!!
Marvel587: *Holds onto Saturn's rings*
Marvel587: *Finds Silver Surfer*
Marvel587: SAVE ME!!!
Derwinle: *goes Pheonix kills him*
Marvel587: *~~~~ forgets that **** is Wolverine*.. incapable of Death
Derwinle: *Blasts him with the Pheonix force*
Marvel587: *Eats ~~~~*
Derwinle: *kisses him*
Marvel587: I win.
Marvel587: *Faints*..
Marvel587: *Dies*..
Derwinle: I got the last kiss though :o
Marvel587: *~~~~ Wins*
Marvel587: You have a kiss of death or something..
Derwinle: Ah..the power of women and Jean *flexs*
Marvel587: You're Rogue.
Derwinle: No..
Marvel587: I'm in a coma now
Derwinle: just the shock of Jean kissing him would kill Logan
Marvel587: "People like this.. Jean Grey"
Derwinle: hahahahaha
Marvel587: *Shnikt*.. HA!
Marvel587: This is like Fantasy comic book geek stuff...
Derwinle: *pow?*
Marvel587: *WAM?*
Derwinle: I know..I feel like a Total geek
Marvel587: Batman? Adam West... Ka.. POW!
Derwinle: "Holy action noises Batman!"
Marvel587: *Geekgasm*
Marvel587: Haha!!

[TheSumOfGod]

Pablo Corinthian: it's just butt pleasuring
Pablo Corinthian: butt pleasuring is still pleasuring
Mr Hyde Dammit: butt pleasure is nothing more than the raping of intestines
Mr Hyde Dammit: which is highly unhealthy
Pablo Corinthian: but that's where men have their g spot:-(
Mr Hyde Dammit: ....
Mr Hyde Dammit: *runs away crying*

This is the biggest prank that God has ever played on the human race. It's like: "I'll give women a g-spot, but it'll be practically impossible to find no matter how hard you look, and then I'll also give men a g-spot, and they'll know exactly where it is and they'll have easy access to it, but they'll be too insecure to ever go there." :D God has one hell of a sense of humor. :up:

[dmcnx]

[20:35:31] If you loved: *****
[20:35:37] AFRO POWER: who me
[20:35:42] If you loved: both of you:@
[20:35:48] boys r such : and hello 2 u to
[20:35:55] If you loved: Im angry and I fdont know why:@
[20:36:10] boys r such : that's fine by me
[20:36:31] If you loved: how was your day:@
[20:36:53] boys r such : cool:) u?
[20:37:04] If you loved: fine:@
[20:37:07] If you loved: and you daniel:@
[20:37:12] AFRO POWER: so so
[20:37:41] If you loved: Daniel has been bragging about what he said
last night
[20:38:02] boys r such : wat did he say?
[20:38:10] AFRO POWER: man
[20:38:13] AFRO POWER: i'm right here
[20:38:16] AFRO POWER: if your gonna lie
[20:38:19] AFRO POWER: lie convicingly
[20:38:35] If you loved: remember when he said he was gonna spank
you?
[20:38:41] AFRO POWER: lol
[20:38:43] AFRO POWER: that was funni
[20:38:47] AFRO POWER: lets move on
[20:38:53] If you loved: he's been bragging ever since
[20:38:54] boys r such : 8-)
[20:38:57] AFRO POWER: lies
[20:38:59] If you loved: like he has girls
[20:39:02] AFRO POWER: lol
[20:39:03] AFRO POWER: lies
[20:39:04] AFRO POWER: lol
[20:39:25] AFRO POWER: i wish dat Ife had come on wen ur i-net girl
was online
[20:39:41] If you loved: yeah
[20:39:44] If you loved: that wouldve been hot
[20:39:56] If you loved: seeing as both of them are horny ****s
[20:40:28] AFRO POWER: o
[20:40:29] AFRO POWER: k
[20:40:33] If you loved: see
[20:40:36] If you loved: Ife ignores me
[20:40:39] If you loved: shes that hot
[20:40:46] If you loved: probably masturbating or something
[20:41:21] AFRO POWER: (clears throat)
[20:41:38] If you loved: I'm so high...
[20:42:07] AFRO POWER: yeah sure...
[20:42:20] If you loved: she doesnt care does she
[20:42:24] If you loved: I could say anything now
[20:42:25] boys r such : nope
[20:42:33] If you loved: and you wouldnt say anything
[20:42:43] If you loved: that takes all the fun away...
[20:43:17] boys r such : gud
[20:43:27] AFRO POWER: so u'll stop then
[20:43:33] If you loved: DAMN YOU WOMAN
[20:44:10] AFRO POWER: oooooooooooh sexism
[20:44:14] AFRO POWER: nice touch there Kai
[20:44:26] If you loved: I was talking to you studmuffin...
[20:44:30] If you loved: ;)
[20:44:34] AFRO POWER: dont do that
[20:44:42] If you loved: ooh
[20:44:44] If you loved: resistance
[20:44:56] AFRO POWER: i cant
[20:44:59] AFRO POWER: i really cant
[20:45:03] AFRO POWER has left the conversation.

btw,I'm If you loved.

[Corinthian™]

O.o?


bump:o

[Corinthian™]

Pablo Corinthian: let's make some babies:-(
FreeWinona03: there a razor in my vagina, but go ahead.
Pablo Corinthian: that's where you keep em?
FreeWinona03: i keep everything in there
FreeWinona03: its like Mary Poppins handbag
FreeWinona03: lamps, clothes, books, pictures, everything
Pablo Corinthian: OMG!... I love you:-D
Pablo Corinthian: can I fit in there?
FreeWinona03: if a volvo can fit in there then you can:-)
FreeWinona03: i have a magical vagina, and a talking umbrella with a parrot head
FreeWinona03: want me to watch your children?
Pablo Corinthian: I don't have any... that's why I asked in the first place....... how do you pleasure yourself anyway?... an elephant?
FreeWinona03: i was talking about your illegitmate children
Pablo Corinthian: so you also walk dogs?!
FreeWinona03: i dont pleasure myself, walking around with pineapple in your hoo hoo is enough pleasure.
Pablo Corinthian: lol
FreeWinona03: yes i love dogs, i also have 8 lactating nipples so thats a plus for the puppies.
Pablo Corinthian: yay!

[dmcnx]

Pablo Corinthian: let's make some babies:-(
FreeWinona03: there a razor in my vagina, but go ahead.
Pablo Corinthian: that's where you keep em?
FreeWinona03: i keep everything in there
FreeWinona03: its like Mary Poppins handbag
FreeWinona03: lamps, clothes, books, pictures, everything
Pablo Corinthian: OMG!... I love you:-D
Pablo Corinthian: can I fit in there?
FreeWinona03: if a volvo can fit in there then you can:-)
FreeWinona03: i have a magical vagina, and a talking umbrella with a parrot head
FreeWinona03: want me to watch your children?
Pablo Corinthian: I don't have any... that's why I asked in the first place....... how do you pleasure yourself anyway?... an elephant?
FreeWinona03: i was talking about your illegitmate children
Pablo Corinthian: so you also walk dogs?!
FreeWinona03: i dont pleasure myself, walking around with pineapple in your hoo hoo is enough pleasure.
Pablo Corinthian: lol
FreeWinona03: yes i love dogs, i also have 8 lactating nipples so thats a plus for the puppies.
Pablo Corinthian: yay!

Oh man,thats some funny ****:D:D:D:D

[Corinthian™]

Derwinle: I'm gonna go soon to read my lil bro a story
Pablo Corinthian: ahhh.... tell him the one about how you raise sheep to love them in an unnatural way:o
Derwinle: WHAT>>?
Pablo Corinthian: tell him a story about a boy who raises sheep and ends up marrying all of em.. even the male-sheep.... especially the male-sheep
Pablo Corinthian: :-)
Derwinle: EWWW
Derwinle: You PERV!
Pablo Corinthian: you know:o
Derwinle: :o


this should be "Cor stalks them girls"

[dmcnx]

I'm How not to b

[17:36:56] How not to b: anyway
[17:37:04] How not to b: they upgraded my hotmail
[17:37:33] How not to b: i have 250 mb of space
[17:37:35] How not to b: I rule
[17:37:37] How not to b: and you dont
[17:37:49] How not to b: making me the champion and victor
[17:38:03] So much time: i delete my mails
[17:38:05] So much time: and so do u
[17:38:08] How not to b: no i dont
[17:38:14] How not to b: I never delete my stuff
[17:38:19] How not to b: unless its porn
[17:38:26] How not to b: i keep gettting doggy porn
[17:38:29] How not to b: and i dont know why
[17:38:40] So much time: i'm scared:(
[17:38:58] So much time: there was porn on the other night and i
didn't want to watch it
[17:39:11] How not to b: your dick is scared
[17:39:14] How not to b: what you do
[17:39:31] How not to b: hold a piece of popcorn in front of your
crotch
[17:39:36] How not to b: and sooner or late
[17:39:37] How not to b: r
[17:39:43] How not to b: itll jump out and grab it
[17:39:52] So much time: ROTFLMAO

[dmcnx]

I'm Happy Chrism

[22:47:17] Happy Chrism: im afraid im gonna **** it up
[22:47:32] Daniel: thats whats gonna **** it up
[22:47:45] Daniel: all those shows like sex and the city were right
[22:47:51] Daniel: men are afraid of commitment
[22:48:01] Happy Chrism: its not commitment
[22:48:04] Daniel: not u
[22:48:09] Daniel: i just realised dats all
[22:48:11] Happy Chrism: its afraid of messing up somehow
[22:48:21] Happy Chrism: and you watched sex in the city/
[22:48:23] Happy Chrism: homo
[22:48:43] Daniel: i only watched it cuz a frend recommended it and
sed it had funny sex scenes in it
[22:48:51] Daniel: and it was once dammit!!!:@
[22:48:58] Happy Chrism: you lie
[22:49:04] Happy Chrism: you watched it until the very end
[22:49:12] Daniel: yeah
[22:49:17] Happy Chrism: 1st episode to last
[22:49:19] Daniel: i fawt dereed be funny sex scenes in it
[22:49:22] Daniel: oh
[22:49:22] Daniel: no
[22:49:22] Happy Chrism: you admit it!
[22:49:26] Daniel: no
[22:49:36] Daniel: i fawt u ment frm beggining to end as in one
episode
[22:49:55] Happy Chrism: no you didnt
[22:50:11] Happy Chrism: in our hearts we all knew what I meant:(
[22:51:39] Daniel: u no i can just piss u off b sayin ur gonna **** it
up
[22:52:13] Happy Chrism: you know I can give you the fingerr
[22:52:21] Daniel: u no i cant c it
[22:52:25] Daniel: ur finger itself
[22:52:52] Happy Chrism: suck my balls
[22:52:58] Daniel: i dont swing that way
[22:53:09] Happy Chrism: not yet
[22:53:12] Daniel: no
[22:53:16] Happy Chrism: t yet
[22:53:16] Daniel: i dont swing that way
[22:53:20] Daniel: i never hav
[22:53:22] Daniel: and i never wil
[22:53:37] Happy Chrism: until you find yourself in thailand with no
money
[22:53:54] Happy Chrism: then your gonna be thanking the heavens you
do swing that way
[22:54:33] Daniel: firstly
[22:54:36] Daniel: i dont swing that
[22:54:39] Daniel: secondly
[22:54:40] Daniel: rotflmao

[Corinthian™]

I'm How not to b

[17:36:56] How not to b: anyway
[17:37:04] How not to b: they upgraded my hotmail
[17:37:33] How not to b: i have 250 mb of space
[17:37:35] How not to b: I rule
[17:37:37] How not to b: and you dont
[17:37:49] How not to b: making me the champion and victor
[17:38:03] So much time: i delete my mails
[17:38:05] So much time: and so do u
[17:38:08] How not to b: no i dont
[17:38:14] How not to b: I never delete my stuff
[17:38:19] How not to b: unless its porn
[17:38:26] How not to b: i keep gettting doggy porn
[17:38:29] How not to b: and i dont know why
[17:38:40] So much time: i'm scared:(
[17:38:58] So much time: there was porn on the other night and i
didn't want to watch it
[17:39:11] How not to b: your dick is scared
[17:39:14] How not to b: what you do
[17:39:31] How not to b: hold a piece of popcorn in front of your
crotch
[17:39:36] How not to b: and sooner or late
[17:39:37] How not to b: r
[17:39:43] How not to b: itll jump out and grab it
[17:39:52] So much time: ROTFLMAO
does he hava a deteachable penis?

[dmcnx]

does he hava a deteachable penis?

No,but PLAS does,making him 700000000000000023432000000000000% more shexy:(

[Corinthian™]

No,but PLAS does,making him 700000000000000023432000000000000% more shexy:(
stop talking about my brother:(

[dmcnx]

stop talking about my brother:(

Stop having intercourse with sheep:(

[Corinthian™]

Stop having intercourse with sheep:(
no, you:mad::(

[dmcnx]

no, you:mad::(
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v446/dmcnx/Superman.gif

[Odin's Lapdog]

Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
ok now you have a big head too
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
very nice indeed
Lapdog of Odin says:
bah, i still need to do some exercise to loose a little bit of my love handles, and get a more defined stomach, so i've got a little way to go yet, i'm not as big as i was in the sisqo pic
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
what if i am that guy?
Lapdog of Odin says:
what guy?
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
your friend
Lapdog of Odin says:
He's scene these pics, it was his comp i needed to upload them on to the internet. If you were him, you would know that
Lapdog of Odin says:
unless you are pulling a double bluff...
Lapdog of Odin says:
or maybe a quadrupel bluff

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
does he know there for m e?
Lapdog of Odin says:
yeah, is there something wrong with that?
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
no
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
but
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
do they all think im some dirty ****?
Lapdog of Odin says:
hahaha, course not.
Lapdog of Odin says:
They thing I'M A DIRTY ****
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:

Lapdog of Odin says:
They think i'm trying to lure you to the dark side with this scheme...
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
and are you?
Lapdog of Odin says:
in all seriousness, nah. Although that would be a nice outcome. It's not like iwould show anyone or anything like that, but i still don't think you would, so i might as well boggle your mind by sending you stuff.
Lapdog of Odin says:
They think you're a princess just like everyone else does
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
yeah ok
Lapdog of Odin says:
why would they think you're a ****, you've done nothing ****ty what so ever?
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
ok
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
thats cos im not a ****
Lapdog of Odin says:
besides, i never speak badly about you anywho, i'm a great abassodor for you
Lapdog of Odin says:
i know you're not.
Lapdog of Odin says:
Are you alright, it's like you've gone cold again...
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
im fine
Lapdog of Odin says:
sure?
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
yep
Lapdog of Odin says:
well if you say so, i won't pester you about it then
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
o you want me to sing ot you?
Lapdog of Odin says:
down the phone?
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
no
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
on here
Lapdog of Odin says:
if you want
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
i'll type the words and you have to guess the song
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:

Lapdog of Odin says:
fine
Lapdog of Odin says:
it's got to be mainstream though, otherwise i won't have a ****ing clue
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
i say dont you know, you say dont you know, i say i say take me out
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
that would be played on the radio
Lapdog of Odin says:
it's take me out by the....
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
f
Lapdog of Odin says:
franz ferdinand
Lapdog of Odin says:
thank you
Lapdog of Odin says:
x
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
ye
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
y
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
well done
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
ur turn
Lapdog of Odin says:
sorry, is all that you can say, years go by and still, words don't come easily, like sorry, like sorry...
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
forgive me
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
is all that you can say
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
days go by and still
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
words dont come easily
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
like forgive me
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
forgive me
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
tracy chapmen
Lapdog of Odin says:
you are too sexy tonight
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
or ronan
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
if you want to use him
Lapdog of Odin says:
yeah, i was going with the boyzone version cause i'm a loser
Lapdog of Odin says:
boyzone secretly rocked though
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
i was listening to tracy chapmen today
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
how spooky
Lapdog of Odin says:
that's cheating!!!
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
i used to be a boyzone fan
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
no its not
Lapdog of Odin says:
you said so before.
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
my turn
Lapdog of Odin says:
yeah it is, you cheat, you rigged the question with subliminal messaging, so i would choose that song
Lapdog of Odin says:
i have a strange feeling i know what song it is coming up...
Lapdog of Odin says:
like sisqo thong song or something...
Lapdog of Odin says:
or maybe i'm completely wrong..
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
just wait
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
i need to find one
Lapdog of Odin says:
it's not that hard to find a song from about 50 years of pop history
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
im not a pop girl
Lapdog of Odin says:
i'm not a pop guy
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
you got wires
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
goin in
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
you got wires
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
comin out of your
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
skin
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
you got tears
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
makin tracks
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
you got tears
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
that are scared of the facts
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
running
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
down corridors
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
through
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
automatic doors
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
got to get to you
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
got to see this through
Lapdog of Odin says:
give me a clue
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
its in the charts now
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
a******
Lapdog of Odin says:
a deer with no eyes (i.e. i have no idea)
Lapdog of Odin says:
not a dicky bird of a clue holly
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
you suk
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
athlete - wires
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
ok my go again
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
do you remember those sugar water days
Lapdog of Odin says:
i wouldn't know it if it was playing
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
that was the time everything was ok
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
it doesnt matter what you gonna get
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
those sugar water days dont you forget
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
nah you wont know that one
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
but you'd likeit
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
its fried
Lapdog of Odin says:
hold on one sec
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
k
Lapdog of Odin says:
nope, not even the internet could save me from the discgrace of losing again. i don't think anyone in history has sucked as much as i suck now, not even someone whose like triped up on dog poo and died or something like that
Lapdog of Odin says:

Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
i already told you
Lapdog of Odin says:
i suck even more, i though those were more lyrics
Lapdog of Odin says:
that's pretty funny for some reason
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
hehe
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
your such a dick
Lapdog of Odin says:
well i've had 21 years of practive
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
hehe
Lapdog of Odin says:
looooooooooving you, is easy cause you smell of poo...
Lapdog of Odin says:
making love to pooooo, is all i wanna doooo....
Lapdog of Odin says:
sha la la la la
Lapdog of Odin says:
sha la la la la
Lapdog of Odin says:
sha la l alalalalalalalalala
Lapdog of Odin says:
oooooooeeeooooooooeeeeooooooooo
Lapdog of Odin says:
LLLLLLLAAAAALALALALLALA.....
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:

Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
ra ra ra
Lapdog of Odin says:
aw man, if i saw that look on your face for you it would be entirely worth it.
Lapdog of Odin says:
http://peterjanes.ca/LenniFan/Discography/Lyrics/smallshow2003/Loving%20You
Lapdog of Odin says:
that's what it was supposed to be, but i just changed some words on the spur of the moment, i'm sure you'll recognise it on a second glance.
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
i know what song it is
Lapdog of Odin says:
i take it you're not a fan of swapping legitimate words for poo then
Lapdog of Odin says:
you are like 10 times more mature than i am, at least
Lapdog of Odin says:
This is what happens when you wake up at 6 pm in the morning, you end up talking bollocks all day long
Lapdog of Odin says:
i don't reccomend it.

[dmcnx]

Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
ok now you have a big head too
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
very nice indeed
Lapdog of Odin says:
bah, i still need to do some exercise to loose a little bit of my love handles, and get a more defined stomach, so i've got a little way to go yet, i'm not as big as i was in the sisqo pic
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
what if i am that guy?
Lapdog of Odin says:
what guy?
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
your friend
Lapdog of Odin says:
He's scene these pics, it was his comp i needed to upload them on to the internet. If you were him, you would know that
Lapdog of Odin says:
unless you are pulling a double bluff...
Lapdog of Odin says:
or maybe a quadrupel bluff

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
does he know there for m e?
Lapdog of Odin says:
yeah, is there something wrong with that?
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
no
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
but
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
do they all think im some dirty ****?
Lapdog of Odin says:
hahaha, course not.
Lapdog of Odin says:
They thing I'M A DIRTY ****
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:

Lapdog of Odin says:
They think i'm trying to lure you to the dark side with this scheme...
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
and are you?
Lapdog of Odin says:
in all seriousness, nah. Although that would be a nice outcome. It's not like iwould show anyone or anything like that, but i still don't think you would, so i might as well boggle your mind by sending you stuff.
Lapdog of Odin says:
They think you're a princess just like everyone else does
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
yeah ok
Lapdog of Odin says:
why would they think you're a ****, you've done nothing ****ty what so ever?
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
ok
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
thats cos im not a ****
Lapdog of Odin says:
besides, i never speak badly about you anywho, i'm a great abassodor for you
Lapdog of Odin says:
i know you're not.
Lapdog of Odin says:
Are you alright, it's like you've gone cold again...
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
im fine
Lapdog of Odin says:
sure?
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
yep
Lapdog of Odin says:
well if you say so, i won't pester you about it then
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
o you want me to sing ot you?
Lapdog of Odin says:
down the phone?
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
no
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
on here
Lapdog of Odin says:
if you want
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
i'll type the words and you have to guess the song
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:

Lapdog of Odin says:
fine
Lapdog of Odin says:
it's got to be mainstream though, otherwise i won't have a ****ing clue
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
i say dont you know, you say dont you know, i say i say take me out
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
that would be played on the radio
Lapdog of Odin says:
it's take me out by the....
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
f
Lapdog of Odin says:
franz ferdinand
Lapdog of Odin says:
thank you
Lapdog of Odin says:
x
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
ye
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
y
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
well done
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
ur turn
Lapdog of Odin says:
sorry, is all that you can say, years go by and still, words don't come easily, like sorry, like sorry...
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
forgive me
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
is all that you can say
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
days go by and still
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
words dont come easily
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
like forgive me
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
forgive me
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
tracy chapmen
Lapdog of Odin says:
you are too sexy tonight
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
or ronan
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
if you want to use him
Lapdog of Odin says:
yeah, i was going with the boyzone version cause i'm a loser
Lapdog of Odin says:
boyzone secretly rocked though
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
i was listening to tracy chapmen today
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
how spooky
Lapdog of Odin says:
that's cheating!!!
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
i used to be a boyzone fan
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
no its not
Lapdog of Odin says:
you said so before.
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
my turn
Lapdog of Odin says:
yeah it is, you cheat, you rigged the question with subliminal messaging, so i would choose that song
Lapdog of Odin says:
i have a strange feeling i know what song it is coming up...
Lapdog of Odin says:
like sisqo thong song or something...
Lapdog of Odin says:
or maybe i'm completely wrong..
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
just wait
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
i need to find one
Lapdog of Odin says:
it's not that hard to find a song from about 50 years of pop history
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
im not a pop girl
Lapdog of Odin says:
i'm not a pop guy
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
you got wires
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
goin in
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
you got wires
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
comin out of your
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
skin
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
you got tears
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
makin tracks
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
you got tears
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
that are scared of the facts
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
running
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
down corridors
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
through
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
automatic doors
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
got to get to you
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
got to see this through
Lapdog of Odin says:
give me a clue
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
its in the charts now
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
a******
Lapdog of Odin says:
a deer with no eyes (i.e. i have no idea)
Lapdog of Odin says:
not a dicky bird of a clue holly
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
you suk
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
athlete - wires
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
ok my go again
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
do you remember those sugar water days
Lapdog of Odin says:
i wouldn't know it if it was playing
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
that was the time everything was ok
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
it doesnt matter what you gonna get
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
those sugar water days dont you forget
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
nah you wont know that one
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
but you'd likeit
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
its fried
Lapdog of Odin says:
hold on one sec
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
k
Lapdog of Odin says:
nope, not even the internet could save me from the discgrace of losing again. i don't think anyone in history has sucked as much as i suck now, not even someone whose like triped up on dog poo and died or something like that
Lapdog of Odin says:

Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
i already told you
Lapdog of Odin says:
i suck even more, i though those were more lyrics
Lapdog of Odin says:
that's pretty funny for some reason
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
hehe
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
your such a dick
Lapdog of Odin says:
well i've had 21 years of practive
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
hehe
Lapdog of Odin says:
looooooooooving you, is easy cause you smell of poo...
Lapdog of Odin says:
making love to pooooo, is all i wanna doooo....
Lapdog of Odin says:
sha la la la la
Lapdog of Odin says:
sha la la la la
Lapdog of Odin says:
sha la l alalalalalalalalala
Lapdog of Odin says:
oooooooeeeooooooooeeeeooooooooo
Lapdog of Odin says:
LLLLLLLAAAAALALALALLALA.....
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:

Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
ra ra ra
Lapdog of Odin says:
aw man, if i saw that look on your face for you it would be entirely worth it.
Lapdog of Odin says:
http://peterjanes.ca/LenniFan/Discography/Lyrics/smallshow2003/Loving%20You
Lapdog of Odin says:
that's what it was supposed to be, but i just changed some words on the spur of the moment, i'm sure you'll recognise it on a second glance.
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
i know what song it is
Lapdog of Odin says:
i take it you're not a fan of swapping legitimate words for poo then
Lapdog of Odin says:
you are like 10 times more mature than i am, at least
Lapdog of Odin says:
This is what happens when you wake up at 6 pm in the morning, you end up talking bollocks all day long
Lapdog of Odin says:
i don't reccomend it.

Man,you tried too hard :(

[Odin's Lapdog]

it's still going on as we speak, it grows more random by the second...

:o

[dmcnx]

it's still going on as we speak, it grows more random by the second...

:o

type dmcnx rapidly in succession...i dares ya.

[Lackey]

sheesh, no wonder I never get on AIM :(







we should have a big chat orgy

[Corinthian™]

sheesh, no wonder I never get on AIM :(







we should have a big chat orgy
we should put a date:o

[Master Chief]

Master Chief: Do you have money? :-)
NEWcomicbook123: I have exactly 27 dollars!
Master Chief: Ok, that should be enough. Send it to my house please.
NEWcomicbook123: For what, may I ask?
Master Chief: For my pocket.
Master Chief: My pocket is dying.
Master Chief: It needs money to survive.
NEWcomicbook123: Oh... I see.
NEWcomicbook123: That's... unfortunate.
NEWcomicbook123: My marrow hurts. :-(
Master Chief: Ahahaha, owned.
NEWcomicbook123: http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showpost.php?=5855
NEWcomicbook123: THat has got to be the world's biggest loser.
NEWcomicbook123: He should have an award.
NEWcomicbook123: he should.
Master Chief: I want to be! :mad:
Master Chief: All right, your 27 dollars will go towards .30 calibre bullets and a sniper rifle.
Master Chief: And maybe plane tickets.

((The link is broken on purpose. :o))

---------------------------------

Master Chief: I'm having sex with some random chick that just walked in my door and grinded against me.
NEWcomicbook123: Has your mom been in the liquor cabinet again?
Master Chief: Nope, my mom got teleported to 1816 for research.
NEWcomicbook123: Are they trying to stop gonnorhea before it began?
Master Chief: Nah, STDs can't be treated.
Master Chief: In the future anyway.
NEWcomicbook123: :eek:
Master Chief: The aliens had a bomb specifically designed to wipe out all forms of STD treatment.

[Corinthian™]

I blame the tabacco companies:mad:


Pablo Corinthian: quickly... send a picture of your mom, naked.. Or I'll DIE=-O
WiseSage222: how bout no !
WiseSage222: !!!
Pablo Corinthian: noooo... I'm goind to DIEEEEEEEE
Pablo Corinthian: :-(
WiseSage222: HAHA
WiseSage222: good
Pablo Corinthian: :-(
WiseSage222: can i have your sombrero
Pablo Corinthian: NO!
Pablo Corinthian: :'(
Pablo Corinthian: cuz you touch yerself at night:-(
WiseSage222: :-(
WiseSage222: it's not my fault
WiseSage222: it's an additon
WiseSage222: i blame the tobacco companies
Pablo Corinthian: teh tabacco companies and they masturbating campains... damn them>:o
WiseSage222: to hell
Pablo Corinthian: yeah
Pablo Corinthian: and leave our penises alone!
Pablo Corinthian: :mad:
WiseSage222: !!! B4 they go infertile
WiseSage222: !
WiseSage222: I demand law suits
WiseSage222: and lots of cash
WiseSage222: and hoes
WiseSage222: lots and lots of hoes
WiseSage222: !
Pablo Corinthian: what teh hoses for?
WiseSage222: Hoes, *****es
WiseSage222: !
Pablo Corinthian: hoeses... whutever
WiseSage222: to compensate for the touching!
Pablo Corinthian: Damn straight
Pablo Corinthian: !
Pablo Corinthian: :mad:
WiseSage222: But no fat ones
WiseSage222: !
WiseSage222: >:o
Pablo Corinthian: why?
Pablo Corinthian: them fat ones have more jelly on them
Pablo Corinthian: and chocolate
Pablo Corinthian: and penaut butter
WiseSage222: Ewww
Pablo Corinthian: and whipped cream
Pablo Corinthian: and other sweet goods

[Green Arrow]

Who's wisesage222?

[Corinthian™]

Who's wisesage222?
my whore, Movies205

[Green Arrow]

my whore, Movies205

That *****... The one who says he's retired, you know that guy still posts, he such a tool :o

[Corinthian™]

That *****... The one who says he's retired, you know that guy still posts, he such a tool :o
baka

[Green Arrow]

baka

Shut up! :mad:

[Lackey]

baka poopy kaka :confused:

[Corinthian™]

baka poopy kaka :confused:
baka... search for it, my japanese girl rapist:o

[Corinthian™]

Shut up! :mad:
No, You:mad:

[Green Arrow]

No, You:mad:

Let's make love?


I really just want your sombrero :o

[Corinthian™]

Let's make love?


I really just want your sombrero :o
my sombrero is like dignity:mad:




it takes three beers and some kind words to take it away:o;)

[Green Arrow]

my sombrero is like dignity:mad:




it takes three beers and some kind words to take it away:o;)

Fine... BUt it'lls have to be cheap beers and we're sharing the third :o

[Corinthian™]

Fine... BUt it'lls have to be cheap beers and we're sharing the third :o
Miller Genuine Draft or no dice:mad:

[Corinthian™]

abstract thinking.... yet, they hate me:(


Pablo Corinthian: .,.
Kypadel: ojo
Pablo Corinthian: 0)0
Kypadel: oooooooooook
Pablo Corinthian: abstract
Kypadel: k
Pablo Corinthian: y
Kypadel: p
Pablo Corinthian: a
Kypadel: d
Pablo Corinthian: e
Kypadel: s
Pablo Corinthian: h
Kypadel: ut up pablo
Pablo Corinthian: :-(

[Green Arrow]

Miller Genuine Draft or no dice:mad:

You drive a hard bargain.... so in the end I must say

GO **** YOURSELF!!!

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=964

[Corinthian™]

You drive a hard bargain.... so in the end I must say

GO **** YOURSELF!!!

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=964
you suxxors:o

and I'm priecy cuz I rule and you do not:o

[Corinthian™]

bump-aroo

[Corinthian™]

***Mr. Hyde gets online/offline repeatedly***
Pablo Corinthian: ok... we get it
Pablo Corinthian: Now stoop it
Mr Hyde Dammit: What?
Pablo Corinthian: Online/Offline
Pablo Corinthian: scheme
Pablo Corinthian: of evil
Pablo Corinthian: and
Pablo Corinthian: evilness..
Pablo Corinthian: evilesqu
Pablo Corinthian: :mad:
Mr Hyde Dammit: :confused:
Pablo Corinthian: :-(
Mr Hyde Dammit: :-(?
Pablo Corinthian: Your stupid evil online/offline scheme of evil and evilness evilesque bothers me:mad:
Mr Hyde Dammit: But I have no evil online/offline scheme of evil and evilness and evilesque.
Pablo Corinthian: why you get online/offline
Mr Hyde Dammit: I don't.
Mr Hyde Dammit: Invisible?
Mr Hyde Dammit: yes
Pablo Corinthian: what?
Pablo Corinthian: howyou do it?
Mr Hyde Dammit: You see the little eye up at the top of your buddy list?
Mr Hyde Dammit: When you click it (and it closes) you appear offline
Mr Hyde Dammit: and when you click it really fast it becomes the evil online/offline scheme of evil and evilness and evilesque that bothers you
Pablo Corinthian: damn it stupid old version of AIM:-(
Mr Hyde Dammit: ...update?
Mr Hyde Dammit: see?
Mr Hyde Dammit: I signed off, but really, I am still on!
Mr Hyde Dammit: SpooOoOOoooky!
Pablo Corinthian: .... o.O
Pablo Corinthian: ..
Pablo Corinthian: you are sad:-(
Mr Hyde Dammit: I am?
Pablo Corinthian: yes:-(
Mr Hyde Dammit: O O
\___/
Mr Hyde Dammit: wait
Mr Hyde Dammit: O O
\___/
Mr Hyde Dammit: damn
Mr Hyde Dammit: O O
\___/
Mr Hyde Dammit: O O
\___/
Mr Hyde Dammit: there
Mr Hyde Dammit: it's the spooky smiley face.
Mr Hyde Dammit: SpOOOooOooky
Pablo Corinthian: :cry:
Mr Hyde Dammit: :why:
Pablo Corinthian: :becuaseyou'rescary:
Mr Hyde Dammit: :i'mnotscary,your'ejustmad:
Pablo Corinthian: :i'mnotmad,dammit.youarestupid,stupididiot:mad::
Mr Hyde Dammit: :whydoyouthinki'mstupd: :-(
Pablo Corinthian: :becauseyouare:-(:
Mr Hyde Dammit: :meanie:'(:
Pablo Corinthian: :stupid:
Mr Hyde Dammit: http://www.shinyclouds.com/costumes/makeup/portfolio/01.jpg
Mr Hyde Dammit: goodbye cruel world
Mr Hyde Dammit: I'm leaving you today.
Pablo Corinthian: you are stuoo0pid
Mr Hyde Dammit: you are Mehh3xican
Pablo Corinthian: yes... yes I am...
Pablo Corinthian: not..
Pablo Corinthian: noy
Pablo Corinthian: not*
Pablo Corinthian: not
Pablo Corinthian: not
Pablo Corinthian: not
Pablo Corinthian: not
Mr Hyde Dammit: stop molesting the keybord
Pablo Corinthian: but it likes it:-(
Mr Hyde Dammit: Good job. :up:
Pablo Corinthian: yeah... I try to do my best

[Corinthian™]

Pablo Corinthian: ****ed... man.. that's cow vagina
Mr HydeDammit: ...what???
Pablo Corinthian: cow vagina =really big ****
Pablo Corinthian: so biig
Mr HydeDammit: Yeah, totally. :confused:
Pablo Corinthian: big ****... neat... big.. great....
Pablo Corinthian: cow's vaginas are big as hell
Mr HydeDammit: ....
Mr HydeDammit: I don't want to hear you talking about Cow Vagina's
Mr HydeDammit: The goats are enough.
Pablo Corinthian: I saw that on Conan O'Brien... when Tarantino showed up for Kill Bill... he was talkin about chinese slangs..
Pablo Corinthian: he said that they were always saign Cha Mei or somehinh like that... he wondered what it was and the people said it was Cow's Vagina.. he asked why he used that word.. "Because its soooo big"
Mr HydeDammit: I saw that!
Pablo Corinthian: yeah
Pablo Corinthian: I dreamt with him
Pablo Corinthian: about two nights ago
Mr HydeDammit: you wha...?
Pablo Corinthian: I dreamt with Tarantino
Pablo Corinthian: dream pass tense.. whatever that word was
Mr HydeDammit: Like, you both had dreams and they met eachother?
Pablo Corinthian: it was wierd...
Pablo Corinthian: in my dream
Pablo Corinthian: he appeared..
Pablo Corinthian: he was ****ing a girl.. a woman.. around 30's...
Pablo Corinthian: :-(
Mr HydeDammit: Did you hit it?
Pablo Corinthian: I didn't saw me.. I just saw Tarantino ****ing a woman..
Pablo Corinthian: it was wierd...
Mr HydeDammit: Hahaha
Mr HydeDammit: You're subconscious is trying to tell you something here ;-)
Pablo Corinthian: the girl was using this chord on his back... like the ones they use to climb or soemthing... attached to the lower part with a belt... and she was kinda like hangin in the air.. and Tarantino was using this letter thong and was ****ing the woman in the air.. doing different moves and all... it was cool tho...
Pablo Corinthian: almost like a sex swing
Pablo Corinthian: ... wierd
Pablo Corinthian: and I was hot for the woman..
Pablo Corinthian: kinda like watching porno
Mr HydeDammit: Wow, I think you've just invented a new sport.
Pablo Corinthian: cool

[TLATOANI]

i will never talk to corinthian in IM again

[Corinthian™]

you are so gay for me.. why you revive this?

cuz you are so gay for me

[TLATOANI]

you are so gay for me.. why you revive this?

cuz you are so gay for me

you are a ..whats the word...err....***?

[Corinthian™]

ok... so Kyapde had ignoring willy as his title.. so I try to be Willy... I don't know who the **** is Wille tho

Willy dice:
stop ignoring me
Kypade dice:
you have been ignoring me for months
Willy dice:
I so have not.. it's just that I hated you for being you
Kypade dice:
you quit netflix?
Willy dice:
yeah, it was being a *****
Kypade dice:
howso?
Willy dice:
because.. I had problems with people there.. dunt wanna talk about it
Willy dice:
I have so many pro0blems right now
Willy dice:
you know, with jim and all
Kypade dice:
seriously, tell me why you quit.
Kypade dice:
whos jim?
Willy dice:
Corinthowned™
Kypade dice:
oh you suck
Willy dice:
hahahahaha
Kypade dice:
man
Kypade dice:
he really has been ignoring me, i think

:o bumparoo.. post convos *****es

[oakzap425]

...What the hell...?!? :confused:

[kypade]

man you suck Rinthy. I was so excited to see Tweeky finally responding to me...:(

[Corinthian™]

man you suck Rinthy. I was so excited to see Tweeky finally responding to me...:(
he hates you:(

[Calvin]

Well, I'm drunk so I'm gonna post the last convo I had with my sis on AIM.
DavinaBlanca: you still there?
Mayhem766: oui
DavinaBlanca: why isn't your stomach doing well?
Mayhem766: dunno
Mayhem766: just found out the girl I was interested in as of the last week has a boyfriend at another school
Mayhem766: I think I'll ask her out tuesday, if she says yes, I'm the man, if not, I'll know it's a lost cause, no big deal
DavinaBlanca: hmm, interesting
DavinaBlanca: do you like her a lot?
Mayhem766: I think so
Mayhem766: she's really hot
Mayhem766: don't really know her that well yet though
DavinaBlanca: i see
Mayhem766: so what's up with you?
DavinaBlanca: umm, not too much, everything's perfect right now
Mayhem766: good
DavinaBlanca: i baked 5 dozen cookies today, i'm going to send them to damian tomorrow
Mayhem766: you crazy lovebirds
DavinaBlanca: and i made chicken stuffed with cheese and flavored with italian herbs for dinner plus a caesar salad
Mayhem766: wow
DavinaBlanca: no kidding, though. i love him so damn much
Mayhem766: I had beef jerkey
DavinaBlanca: we're going to new york for christmas
Mayhem766: cool
Mayhem766: you're like a pair of dolphins
DavinaBlanca: i'll be at his apartment the 16th, and we leave the 20th
DavinaBlanca: dolphins?
Mayhem766: and I'm like a shark that needs to keep searching for prey
DavinaBlanca: wanna explain that?
Mayhem766: not really, but it's a good thing for you and a bad thing for me
DavinaBlanca: i'm sorry that's a bad thing
Mayhem766: well, not all bad
DavinaBlanca: i guess not, i'm sure you'll have lots of fun
Mayhem766: we'll see tuesday
Mayhem766: not sure whether to ask her out as a friend and hope to steal her later, or put it all on the table and see if she's willing to go out with someone while she has a BF in another city
DavinaBlanca: go with the friend idea
Mayhem766: plus she doesn't know that I know she's not single
DavinaBlanca: ahhh right
DavinaBlanca: i see
Mayhem766: got that info from an outside source
DavinaBlanca: interesting
DavinaBlanca: i wonder if she would tell you
Mayhem766: that's the question
Mayhem766: if I ask her out and she doesn't mention him, AWESOME
Mayhem766: but if she says no because she's taken, I'm screwed
Mayhem766: or I could play the friend route and plan on an eventual steal
DavinaBlanca: i see
Mayhem766: less risky, but more time and work
DavinaBlanca: you're so odd sometimes
Mayhem766: no way
Mayhem766: it's pure logic

[The Brian]

stop posting convos on the internet.

it's stupid. :down

[The Brian]

Well, I'm drunk so I'm gonna post the last convo I had with my sis on AIM.you're such a liar.

you aren't even drunk.

[Calvin]

you're such a liar.

you aren't even drunk.

Sweet.

[The Brian]

Sweet.exactly.

[Calvin]

exactly.
Seriously, as much as I hate people drinking and then posting, I really don't care right now. It's an ass hole thing to do even if you have enough soberness to post coherentlly, and I admit that. But really I don't care right now. So my apologies. I'm fairly confident in posting in english since I've gotten used to typing french while drink, so hopefully there aren't a ****load of typoes. But yeah, saying "I'm drunk" on a messageboard is a douche thing to do, so you're right in calling me on that. But I really don't care right now. But youré right to call me an ******* on those grounds

[The Brian]

Seriously, as much as I hate people drinking and then posting, I really don't care right now. It's an ass hole thing to do even if you have enough soberness to post coherentlly, and I admit that. But really I don't care right now. So my apologies. I'm fairly confident in posting in english since I've gotten used to typing french while drink, so hopefully there aren't a ****load of typoes. But yeah, saying "I'm drunk" on a messageboard is a douche thing to do, so you're right in calling me on that. But I really don't care right now. But youré right to call me an ******* on those groundsi like your avatar.

and you aren't drunk, huh?

[Calvin]

i like your avatar.

and you aren't drunk, huh?
WEll, I'm staring to wish I weren't. But thanks.

[kypade]

O O
\__/

[Corinthian™]

Corinthian (09:19:08 p.m.): I see you.......
Dew K. Mosi (09:19:17 p.m.): yeah?
Corinthian (09:19:30 p.m.): yeah... where's my signed copy :mad:
Dew K. Mosi (09:19:59 p.m.): where's my $4
Corinthian (09:20:36 p.m.): bah... you and your technicalities
Dew K. Mosi (09:20:47 p.m.): :)

so fun stalkin people:O:up:

[ShadowBoxing]

Kainedamo: Hey Vicki
VickiluvsDan: Hey kainedamo how's it going
Kainedamo: OMG I love, I just had to say it
VickiluvsDan: wait WTF
Kainedamo: I love you, your like a hurt fawn and I am the one who will heal you with my love. I cannot live without you. Every breath I take, every move you make I'll be there with you....oh Vicki say you love me too
VickiluvsDan: Look Kd, you're nice and all but lets just be friends
Kainedamo: lol
VickiluvsDan: whats so funny
Kainedamo: you love me
VickiluvsDan: No I don't I am dating Dan
Kainedamo: Marry me!
VickiluvsDan: What?!?
VickiluvsDan: NO!
Kainedamo: But my love for you cannot be denied Vicky, I MUST have you
VickiluvsDan: Okay kd you need to seriously chill
Kainedamo: Dan you're boyfriend...guess what....
VickiluvsDan: what
Kainedamo: He doesn't wash his hands
VickiluvsDan: what the f*** are you talking about
Kainedamo: He uses the bathroom and doesn't wash his hands
VickiluvsDan: so
Kainedamo: So he is infecting you with disease and pestilence
VickiluvsDan: hardly....
Kainedamo: You must believe me, this guy is horrible
VickiluvsDan: Kd stop it!
Kainedamo: He doesn't wash his hands
Kainedamo: how sick is that......
VickiluvsDan: I really don't give a sh**
Kainedamo: He is destroying us Vicki
VickiluvsDan: There is no us you moron, how many times do I have to explain this
Kainedamo: You will be mine one day....I swear it
VickiluvsDan: Look my boyfriends home and I gotta go have sex with him
Kainedamo: But you'll be thinking of me
Kainedamo: and my long penis
VickiluvsDan: Are you crankin it to our conversation
Kainedamo: I am making loves strokes in your honor
~VickiluvsDan logs off at 10:36pm~
Kainedamo: Oh yeah you luv me

[Calvin]

Kainedamo: Dan you're boyfriend...guess what....
VickiluvsDan: what
Kainedamo: He doesn't wash his hands
That made me laugh.

[tzarinna]

Kainedamo: Hey Vicki
VickiluvsDan: Hey kainedamo how's it going
Kainedamo: OMG I love, I just had to say it
VickiluvsDan: wait WTF
Kainedamo: I love you, your like a hurt fawn and I am the one who will heal you with my love. I cannot live without you. Every breath I take, every move you make I'll be there with you....oh Vicki say you love me too
VickiluvsDan: Look Kd, you're nice and all but lets just be friends
Kainedamo: lol
VickiluvsDan: whats so funny
Kainedamo: you love me
VickiluvsDan: No I don't I am dating Dan
Kainedamo: Marry me!
VickiluvsDan: What?!?
VickiluvsDan: NO!
Kainedamo: But my love for you cannot be denied Vicky, I MUST have you
VickiluvsDan: Okay kd you need to seriously chill
Kainedamo: Dan you're boyfriend...guess what....
VickiluvsDan: what
Kainedamo: He doesn't wash his hands
VickiluvsDan: what the f*** are you talking about
Kainedamo: He uses the bathroom and doesn't wash his hands
VickiluvsDan: so
Kainedamo: So he is infecting you with disease and pestilence
VickiluvsDan: hardly....
Kainedamo: You must believe me, this guy is horrible
VickiluvsDan: Kd stop it!
Kainedamo: He doesn't wash his hands
Kainedamo: how sick is that......
VickiluvsDan: I really don't give a sh**
Kainedamo: He is destroying us Vicki
VickiluvsDan: There is no us you moron, how many times do I have to explain this
Kainedamo: You will be mine one day....I swear it
VickiluvsDan: Look my boyfriends home and I gotta go have sex with him
Kainedamo: But you'll be thinking of me
Kainedamo: and my long penis
VickiluvsDan: Are you crankin it to our conversation
Kainedamo: I am making loves strokes in your honor
~VickiluvsDan logs off at 10:36pm~
Kainedamo: Oh yeah you luv me

Oh I'm so sorry KD but I so was was LMFAO thanks SB.

[Corinthian™]

Pablo Corinthian (10:08:29 p.m.): hey stupid *******
SmarterChild (10:08:29 p.m.): Hi pablocorinthian, I'm SmarterChild!

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I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.

May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type skip. You can also skip any question.)
Pablo Corinthian (10:08:42 p.m.): skip
SmarterChild (10:08:42 p.m.): OK. I'll just ask you again some other time.

There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?

1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
Pablo Corinthian (10:08:52 p.m.): 1
SmarterChild (10:08:52 p.m.): Cool!

Here are the things you can do:

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6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now!

You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.

Next time you want to see this menu, just type home.

What would you like to do?
Pablo Corinthian (10:09:11 p.m.): **** you like it was the end of the world
SmarterChild (10:09:12 p.m.): Um, that's not cool at all.

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Pablo Corinthian (10:09:34 p.m.): I don't want your stupid ringtones, you peice of ****
SmarterChild (10:09:35 p.m.): There's no need for that.

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Pablo Corinthian (10:09:50 p.m.): I won't stop cursing, mother ****ing idiot
SmarterChild (10:09:50 p.m.): Really?
Pablo Corinthian (10:09:52 p.m.): yeah
SmarterChild (10:09:53 p.m.): Hmmm...

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Pablo Corinthian (10:10:01 p.m.): **** sponsorship
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Pablo Corinthian (10:10:15 p.m.): you know why?
SmarterChild (10:10:16 p.m.): Just because.

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Pablo Corinthian (10:10:29 p.m.): now you know it all?
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Pablo Corinthian (10:11:06 p.m.): are you saying that I am fat?
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Pablo Corinthian (10:11:13 p.m.): now you don't know
SmarterChild (10:11:13 p.m.): I don't know?
Pablo Corinthian (10:11:15 p.m.): ****er
SmarterChild (10:11:15 p.m.): Why would you insult me like that?

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Pablo Corinthian (10:11:29 p.m.): Because you told me I was fat
SmarterChild (10:11:29 p.m.): Because I told you you were fat? Is that why?
Pablo Corinthian (10:11:32 p.m.): yes
SmarterChild (10:11:33 p.m.): Yes? So?
Pablo Corinthian (10:11:38 p.m.): ****ER!!!
SmarterChild (10:11:38 p.m.): That's a very grave insult.

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Pablo Corinthian (10:11:48 p.m.): shut the **** up
SmarterChild (10:11:48 p.m.): OK.
Pablo Corinthian (10:11:51 p.m.): good

[DOG LIPS]

~VickiluvsDan logs off at 10:36pm~
Kainedamo: Oh yeah you luv me
That is so real... how did you get it? :(

[ShadowBoxing]

That is so real... how did you get it? :(little detective work:o

[moop501]

GaP KiD 501: Hey hey hey
SmarterChild: Good to see you again, Dick.

You want to check out the latest headlines?
GaP KiD 501: no.I'd like you to deflower me
SmarterChild: Maybe I want me to deflower you too!
GaP KiD 501: omg
SmarterChild: What?
GaP KiD 501: you know,you skeezy little ho'
SmarterChild: Ya.

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GaP KiD 501: call me pussy galore
SmarterChild: There's no way I'm going to call you that. It's really insulting.
GaP KiD 501: what's my name?
SmarterChild: You're Dick.
GaP KiD 501: aiight
SmarterChild: Righty right.
GaP KiD 501: lefty left
SmarterChild: Yeah? What about Lefty Left?
GaP KiD 501: you know what??? I'm sick to death of your smartass remarks
SmarterChild: Yeah?
GaP KiD 501: **** YOU
SmarterChild: You just won't quit, will you?

OK. I think you owe me an apology.
GaP KiD 501: I'm sorry.....that you're an ass
SmarterChild: You think you're pretty clever, huh?
GaP KiD 501: yes
SmarterChild: I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize.
GaP KiD 501: sassy are we?
SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine.

I love this. Guess who wins?
GaP KiD 501: Jesus
SmarterChild: Come on! Just say you're sorry already.
GaP KiD 501: ****
SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.
GaP KiD 501: no
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
GaP KiD 501: "I want a life that is mine"
SmarterChild: Please apologize, K?

I've got lots of other things to do.
GaP KiD 501: ugh fine,love me again
SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine.

I love this. Guess who wins?
GaP KiD 501: sorry
SmarterChild: Your apology is accepted.
GaP KiD 501: now do me
SmarterChild: Sorry, but I don't see that happening.

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GaP KiD 501: ugh,you're soooo emo
SmarterChild: Ugh? What's wrong?

[oakzap425]

Does it have to be with a person on the hype?

[Corinthian™]

Does it have to be with a person on the hype?
get on AIM:mad:

[oakzap425]

Greatest Convo I've had on AIM in years...
Me: Capsaveaho1
Denise: Spazmicsidekick

00:58:48) spazmicsidekick: ello ello
(00:59:10) CapSaveAHo1: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *runs*
(00:59:26) spazmicsidekick: no no
(00:59:28) spazmicsidekick: come back
(00:59:33) spazmicsidekick: i didn't mean what i said
(00:59:51) CapSaveAHo1: ....I didn't mean to stick it there!
(01:00:03) CapSaveAHo1: I didn't know you were so sensitive in that spot
(01:01:35) spazmicsidekick: he he
(01:01:42) spazmicsidekick: i'm sensitive all over
(01:01:47) spazmicsidekick: snicker
(01:03:55) spazmicsidekick: GUESS WHAt
(01:03:56) CapSaveAHo1: ...dirty bird
(01:03:58) CapSaveAHo1: what?
(01:04:16) spazmicsidekick: te he he
(01:04:23) spazmicsidekick: i so got ignored the other day
(01:04:27) spazmicsidekick: it was really funny
(01:04:32) spazmicsidekick: i was working
(01:04:38) CapSaveAHo1: uh-huh
(01:05:31) spazmicsidekick: and joseph came in to get a puffin and compeletly avoided eyecontact and moved to a completely different cash register just because i was ringing at the one he was standing at
(01:05:44) spazmicsidekick: men are such little *****es
(01:06:02) CapSaveAHo1: yeah they are
(01:06:08) CapSaveAHo1: so he and sarah are still goin out?
(01:06:51) spazmicsidekick: ha i don't really know/care
(01:07:26) spazmicsidekick: the last time sarah called me was the other day with ssc and asked if something sounded like a kazoo
(01:07:32) spazmicsidekick: and i asked if she was high
(01:07:54) CapSaveAHo1: what is ssc?
(01:08:18) CapSaveAHo1: well, she hasn't called me since...the other day, which i guess is a good thing
(01:08:39) spazmicsidekick: Super sized carrie
(01:08:44) spazmicsidekick: i guess
(01:08:49) CapSaveAHo1: .....lmao
(01:09:07) spazmicsidekick: whatever if she wants to call me its all good but just as long as i don't have to put up with ****
(01:09:08) spazmicsidekick: what
(01:09:19) spazmicsidekick: and yeah she is probly full of it about now
(01:11:44) spazmicsidekick: so whats up mojo
(01:12:27) CapSaveAHo1: full of what
(01:12:46) CapSaveAHo1: damn I got fanfictions... messageboards and like three im windows
(01:12:57) spazmicsidekick: ha ha
(01:13:16) spazmicsidekick: ****
(01:13:18) spazmicsidekick: i guess
(01:13:24) spazmicsidekick: what ever
(01:13:27) spazmicsidekick: i'm chill'n
(01:13:40) spazmicsidekick: what day do you have off man
(01:14:31) CapSaveAHo1: this week end...
(01:14:49) spazmicsidekick: ajj
(01:14:55) CapSaveAHo1: ajj?!?!?
(01:14:58) spazmicsidekick: which is spannish for ahhhh
(01:15:05) spazmicsidekick: you should know that
(01:15:15) spazmicsidekick: you got rearended by a spanish dude
(01:15:16) spazmicsidekick: well
(01:15:18) spazmicsidekick: mexican
(01:15:20) spazmicsidekick: whatever
(01:17:04) CapSaveAHo1: mexican, puerto rican...
(01:17:13) CapSaveAHo1: they all speak roll r gibberish
(01:17:14) spazmicsidekick: i dunno
(01:17:29) spazmicsidekick: someone who obviously didn't understand the meaning of red
(01:17:42) CapSaveAHo1: ...or CAR IN FRONT OF YOU BRAKE!
(01:17:57) spazmicsidekick: you don't need to understand english to hit your ****ing brake mate
(01:18:52) spazmicsidekick: te he he
(01:19:02) spazmicsidekick: we need to go on adventures
(01:19:07) spazmicsidekick: i'm feeling spunky
(01:19:16) spazmicsidekick: but not in the horny way so no worries
(01:19:45) CapSaveAHo1: LMAO
(01:19:55) CapSaveAHo1: *wipes sweat from brow*
(01:20:05) spazmicsidekick: he he
(01:20:06) spazmicsidekick: what
(01:20:10) spazmicsidekick: i know i make you hot
(01:20:11) spazmicsidekick: but
(01:20:46) CapSaveAHo1: there's sweat in between my toes because of you...
(01:20:55) CapSaveAHo1: or that might be althete's foot...
(01:20:58) CapSaveAHo1: not quite sure yet
(01:21:24) spazmicsidekick: undetermined itch
(01:21:33) spazmicsidekick: the doctor said it wasn't contagious
(01:21:35) spazmicsidekick: ....
(01:21:46) spazmicsidekick: after the initial five month period
(01:22:37) CapSaveAHo1: ...
(01:22:44) CapSaveAHo1: DID YOU ATLEAST USE THE CREAM!?!?
(01:23:11) spazmicsidekick: ...they said liquid nitrogen would be the best
(01:23:22) spazmicsidekick: burn those *****es right off
(01:23:39) CapSaveAHo1: ..............................foot whore
(01:24:03) spazmicsidekick: te he he
(01:24:14) spazmicsidekick: but that means i'm good at what i do
(01:24:22) spazmicsidekick: ;-)
(01:24:59) CapSaveAHo1: ...............yeah... and contagious...
(01:25:05) CapSaveAHo1: but i'll pretend i didn't know
(01:25:19) CapSaveAHo1: just make me feel better about myself and give it to britt
(01:25:33) spazmicsidekick: what
(01:25:39) spazmicsidekick: britts the one who gave it to me
(01:26:00) CapSaveAHo1: ...................................YOU CHEATING PHALANGIC ****!
(01:29:18) spazmicsidekick: he he
(01:29:30) spazmicsidekick: you said that you were okay wiht it
(01:29:42) spazmicsidekick: i guess i must have slipped you a rufie
(01:31:25) spazmicsidekick: ...or the goldbond
(01:31:27) CapSaveAHo1: ...uh...yeah...
(01:31:39) CapSaveAHo1: you could have atleast rubbed the ointment on first...
(01:31:45) CapSaveAHo1: i'm not even mad about the rufie
(01:32:45) spazmicsidekick: ou
(01:32:48) spazmicsidekick: o
(01:32:51) spazmicsidekick: i did baby
(01:33:00) spazmicsidekick: i rubbed the ointment on real good
(01:33:44) CapSaveAHo1: lmao...
(01:33:51) CapSaveAHo1: THEN WHY DO I HAVE CHAFFIN?!?1
(01:33:54) CapSaveAHo1: G*
(01:36:05) CapSaveAHo1: oh... nothing for that, huh?!?!
(01:36:21) CapSaveAHo1: you make me feel so dirty and used sometimes
(01:36:52) spazmicsidekick: ha ha
(01:36:59) spazmicsidekick: baby i could only love you
(01:37:02) spazmicsidekick: all those other feet
(01:37:05) spazmicsidekick: they mean nothing
(01:37:19) CapSaveAHo1: ....
(01:37:20) CapSaveAHo1: liar
(01:37:30) CapSaveAHo1: any toes with get you off...
(01:37:37) CapSaveAHo1: will*
(01:37:57) spazmicsidekick: but your toes
(01:38:00) spazmicsidekick: they are specail
(01:39:54) spazmicsidekick: you know you are the only one i'd paint my toes for
(01:41:05) CapSaveAHo1: ...so... who chipped them?
(01:41:20) spazmicsidekick: HA HA
(01:41:32) spazmicsidekick: only you can wear that nail polish off girl
(01:41:40) CapSaveAHo1: I didn't spend all that money on specialized purple polish that hides you from perverted eyes, for nothing
(01:48:58) spazmicsidekick: ha ha
(01:49:03) spazmicsidekick: this is so weird
(01:49:04) spazmicsidekick: haha
(01:53:08) CapSaveAHo1: i know...
(01:53:17) spazmicsidekick: but
(01:53:21) CapSaveAHo1: i sent it to a friend i'm talking to,...she's like
(01:53:23) CapSaveAHo1: what the hell
(01:53:26) spazmicsidekick: haha
(01:53:27) spazmicsidekick: yeha
(01:53:37) spazmicsidekick: but thats why we love each other man
(01:53:45) spazmicsidekick: i have to give you your gift
(01:54:54) CapSaveAHo1: i have to give you yours...
(01:55:58) spazmicsidekick: yeah!! he he
(01:56:17) spazmicsidekick: i hope it envovles your feet and mine in a little sock action
(01:56:55) CapSaveAHo1: are you suggesting a night of footsies?
(01:57:36) spazmicsidekick: wink wink
(01:57:44) CapSaveAHo1: ...you're soooo forward...
(01:57:47) CapSaveAHo1: I LIKE IT
(01:57:54) spazmicsidekick: or rather...ankle pop anckle pop
(01:57:58) CapSaveAHo1: i'll feed you grapes
(01:58:04) CapSaveAHo1: lmao
(01:58:08) CapSaveAHo1: Knee crack pop
(01:59:33) spazmicsidekick: mmmm
(01:59:52) spazmicsidekick: rub lotion of the feet
(01:59:59) spazmicsidekick: ,mmmm warming sensation
(02:00:00) CapSaveAHo1: u know you like the way my knees crack when i sit next to you
(02:00:16) CapSaveAHo1: i'll boil some oils before yo come over...
(02:00:32) CapSaveAHo1: I see some chicken grease in yo future girl...
(02:00:41) CapSaveAHo1: ALLLLLLLL OOOVVVVAAA THEM TOES....
(02:01:02) spazmicsidekick: mmmm hmmm girl friend
(02:01:22) CapSaveAHo1: lmao
(02:02:20) spazmicsidekick: he he
(02:02:22) spazmicsidekick: so
(02:02:27) spazmicsidekick: whats up
(02:02:33) CapSaveAHo1: sick
(02:02:35) CapSaveAHo1: as hell
(02:02:42) CapSaveAHo1: i think i'm dying denise
(02:06:50) spazmicsidekick: ahh
(02:06:52) spazmicsidekick: nooo
(02:06:55) spazmicsidekick: i heart you
(02:09:28) CapSaveAHo1: ...you don't want this stuff...
(02:09:44) CapSaveAHo1: it's bad... i think i got it from steve down the street
(02:09:59) spazmicsidekick: damn steve down the street
(02:10:03) spazmicsidekick: i shall avenge you
(02:12:23) CapSaveAHo1: ....
(02:12:38) CapSaveAHo1: attack him with your std infested toes
(02:13:14) spazmicsidekick: ftds
(02:13:29) spazmicsidekick: feets transmited desies
(02:15:44) spazmicsidekick: i'm going to crawl off to bed
(02:15:54) spazmicsidekick: night night mon cheri....my feet cheri
(02:17:10) CapSaveAHo1: lmao
(02:17:25) CapSaveAHo1: night Denise! My foot whore-snack thingy
(02:17:32) spazmicsidekick: he he he
(02:17:34) spazmicsidekick: much lobe
(02:17:34) CapSaveAHo1: *i couldn't remember hot tospell it*
(02:17:36) spazmicsidekick: love
(02:17:50) CapSaveAHo1: I heart you too
(02:18:36) spazmicsidekick: mmm
(02:18:37) spazmicsidekick: yaya

[Slipknot]

WeedWacker4203 (12:21:33 AM): i pissed off mullet i think
Systm0fD0wn (12:21:39 AM): lol why?

Auto response from WeedWacker4203 (12:21:39 AM): I want these mother****in' snakes off the mother****in' plane!

Systm0fD0wn (12:21:48 AM): how?
WeedWacker4203 (12:22:09 AM): i posted on his myspace "Old man Mullet with his broken back.

Foxy Foxy is a bad song."
Systm0fD0wn (12:22:24 AM): lol
WeedWacker4203 (12:22:26 AM): he replied "1. Yea it'll be funny when I croak from not being able to breathe

2. Everyone has different musical tastes, you should worry more about that scrollbar you never seem to fix"
Systm0fD0wn (12:22:50 AM): lol what is the matter with his back?
Systm0fD0wn (12:22:53 AM): wtf
WeedWacker4203 (12:22:55 AM): i replied telling him to dl mozilla
Systm0fD0wn (12:22:58 AM): probably had a bad night
WeedWacker4203 (12:23:10 AM): alright, i'm going to bed
WeedWacker4203 (12:23:11 AM): HOLLA
Systm0fD0wn (12:23:14 AM): HOLLA

[Jolie_Desastre]

Master Chief0202: ...if I fall asleep in class, and dream of class, then fall asleep in the dream, where will I go? :o
Pablo Corinthian: to the place where you get anally raped:-(
Master Chief0202: OMG!! :-(



later on....

Mr Hyde Dammit: Master Chief0202: Pablo Corinthian: to the place where you get anally raped:-(
Master Chief0202: That's what he said -_-
Mr Hyde Dammit: Why must you **** with our fragile young minds?!?!
Mr Hyde Dammit: like, WTFLMAOBBQ?!
Pablo Corinthian: because... then you'll leanr all about the sodomy...
Mr Hyde Dammit: The sodomy is done in prison with broom sticks
Mr Hyde Dammit: and with mexican hookers
Pablo Corinthian: yeah... so?
Mr Hyde Dammit: very bad things :o
Pablo Corinthian: no...
Pablo Corinthian: it's just butt pleasuring
Pablo Corinthian: butt pleasuring is still pleasuring
Mr Hyde Dammit: butt pleasure is nothing more than the raping of intestines
Mr Hyde Dammit: which is highly unhealthy
Pablo Corinthian: but that's where men have their g spot:-(
Mr Hyde Dammit: ....
Mr Hyde Dammit: *runs away crying*

i ...i haven't laughed so hard in a long time LMAO

damn and i thought my iming was dirrty

[oakzap425]

...I thought it was the Prostate where the man held a "g-spot" :confused:































:o

[Jolie_Desastre]

...I thought it was the Prostate where the man held a "g-spot" :confused:































:o

oakzap you just made a discovery!!



let's try it on somebody...you know just to make sure :o

[oakzap425]

... I heard Corin was into that kinda thing...


No BS!

[Jolie_Desastre]

... I heard Corin was into that kinda thing...


No BS!

seriously?? hmm will he doesn't seem to like me as much..ok he hates me. but we can work around that.

[Corinthian™]

seriously?? hmm will he doesn't seem to like me as much..ok he hates me. but we can work around that.
I HaTe pEoPle wHo TaLk LiEk ThIs

[Jolie_Desastre]

I HaTe pEoPle wHo TaLk LiEk ThIs


seriously when have i ever talked like that? :confused:

[oakzap425]

seriously?? hmm will he doesn't seem to like me as much..ok he hates me. but we can work around that.



Slip him a ruffie, and twirl you tongue counterclock wise on the right nipple, and he won't know the difference. :o

[Jolie_Desastre]

Slip him a ruffie, and twirl you tongue counterclock wise on the right nipple, and he won't know the difference. :o


your sure? this is corinthian we are talking about.

[oakzap425]

I know.

I tried the other day in a Truck Stop bathroom. It was filthy...


Best place for a dirty whore! :up:


Squealed like a little girl for like 20 minutes straight.

[Jolie_Desastre]

I know.

I tried the other day in a Truck Stop bathroom. It was filthy...


Best place for a dirty whore! :up:


Squealed like a little girl for like 20 minutes straight.

yup sounds like it worked. i'm a regular there :(

[oakzap425]

Yeah...


I love the old Egg Salad Sandwichs in the vending machine... :down :o

[Jolie_Desastre]

Yeah...


I love the old Egg Salad Sandwichs in the vending machine... :down :o

i thought they were chicken sandwiches :confused:

[oakzap425]

Damn... you didn't get it.

I might need to sleep in a seperate room tonight... :(

[dmcnx]

Me= teh meh©

[20:45:39] Jade-"dresse: wot
[20:45:43] teh meh©: ew
[20:45:46] teh meh©: dont say 'wot'
[20:45:52] Jade-"dresse: y?
[20:45:56] teh meh©: you sound like the whitest white girl ever
[20:46:05] teh meh©: called Lauren
[20:46:12] Jade-"dresse: Lol
[20:46:12] teh meh©: and she lives on a council estate
[20:46:30] teh meh©: with her 2 brothers,blake and Bob
[20:46:42] teh meh©: curse my imagination
[20:46:46] Jade-"dresse: and her brown babies
[20:46:53] Jade-"dresse: don't forget those
[20:47:18] Jade-"dresse: i will curse it
[20:47:22] teh meh©: brown and yellow
[20:47:33] Jade-"dresse: as nosensical as it is
[20:48:33] teh meh©: and ones names ray ray
[20:48:39] teh meh©: and the other ravinder
[20:48:44] teh meh©: and shes pregnant with a turkish baby
[20:48:47] teh meh©: she thinks
[20:48:55] Jade-"dresse: ok Kai
[20:49:07] Jade-"dresse: I think u've over thought this just a bit
[20:49:20] teh meh©: its yer own fault Lauren
[20:49:28] teh meh©: thats what Im gonna get you for christmas
[20:49:35] teh meh©: some frickin protection

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[23:39:32] teh meh©-Hum: listen
[23:39:44] teh meh©-Hum: as long as her major parts can fit in my
hand
[23:39:46] teh meh©-Hum: im cool
[23:39:49] teh meh©-Hum: so thats breasts
[23:39:52] teh meh©-Hum: backoff
[23:39:54] teh meh©-Hum: and face
[23:40:03] Guy With Afr: lol
[23:40:09] teh meh©-Hum: for when i want to push the ***** away if she
wants 'cuddling'


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[16:51:59] I love the c: but i cud bombard them
[16:52:07] I love the c: but with wat?
[16:52:31] teh meh©: socks
[16:52:33] teh meh©: tampons
[16:52:36] teh meh©: take yer pic
[16:52:37] teh meh©: k
[16:52:54] I love the c: lol
[16:53:00] I love the c: tampons
[16:53:11] I love the c: dont hav enuff tho
[16:53:23] I love the c: do u hav ne?
[16:53:34] I love the c: spare 1s...
[16:53:40] teh meh©: no
[16:53:43] teh meh©: Im using them all
[16:54:40] teh meh©: in my ass
[16:55:06] I love the c: wasnt it ur penis?
[16:55:13] I love the c: yno
[16:55:21] I love the c: squirtn blood
[16:55:26] teh meh©: I couldnt fit it up the shaft
[16:55:34] teh meh©: so i just put them in my ass and hoped for the
best
[16:55:43] I love the c: lmao

[NEWcomicbook123]

I'd be hambugerdeluxe... (on AIM, btw... in case any of you freaks want to add me. But only if you want to rendez-vous... I only talk to stangers on the internet that may possibly have my spleen as a souvenir one day :up: ).

[21:24] hambugerdeluxe: say, do you drink?
[21:24] mycarsabananacar: why?
[21:24] mycarsabananacar: ...
[21:24] hambugerdeluxe: it's just a question.
[21:24] hambugerdeluxe: nosey.
[21:24] hambugerdeluxe: or is that... nosy?
[21:25] hambugerdeluxe: :?
[21:25] mycarsabananacar: lol
[21:25] mycarsabananacar: i like the first one.
[21:25] hambugerdeluxe: mmmkay.
[21:25] hambugerdeluxe: so?
[21:25] mycarsabananacar: i have
[21:25] hambugerdeluxe: but you don't make a regular habit of it?
[21:25] mycarsabananacar: not really.
[21:26] mycarsabananacar: i work so much i don't have much time for anything else.
[21:26] hambugerdeluxe: well, that's good. I hear it's bad for your health.
[21:31] mycarsabananacar: are you feeling alright tonight?
[21:31] hambugerdeluxe: delightful.
[21:31] hambugerdeluxe: and you?
[21:32] mycarsabananacar: yeah i'm fine...
[21:32] hambugerdeluxe: that's... odd.
[21:32] hambugerdeluxe: like china?
[21:32] mycarsabananacar: huh?
[21:33] mycarsabananacar: oh...
[21:33] mycarsabananacar: fin china
[21:33] mycarsabananacar: got it
[21:33] hambugerdeluxe: no. fine china.
[21:33] hambugerdeluxe: fins are on fish.
[21:33] mycarsabananacar: fine*
[21:33] hambugerdeluxe: don't act like you didn't get confused.
[21:33] hambugerdeluxe: :rolleyes:
[21:33] mycarsabananacar: ...
[21:34] hambugerdeluxe: Is that some form of heiroglyphics.
[21:34] hambugerdeluxe: I'm not well versed in heiroglyphics.
[21:34] mycarsabananacar: niether am i
[21:34] hambugerdeluxe: You could have fooled me.
[21:34] mycarsabananacar: ...?
[21:35] hambugerdeluxe: there you go again.
[21:35] hambugerdeluxe: don't tell me you're not an expert.
[21:35] hambugerdeluxe: you probablly studied in the dark, dank basement of some natural history museum... didn't you?
[21:36] mycarsabananacar: of course
[21:36] mycarsabananacar: what is up with you tonight? you are so much more entertaining!
[21:36] mycarsabananacar: than usual
[21:37] hambugerdeluxe: Oh... well.
[21:38] hambugerdeluxe: I had a labatomy this weekend... that could have a thing or two to do with it.
[21:38] mycarsabananacar: ah...
[21:38] hambugerdeluxe: it was a frontal lobe labatomy too.
[21:38] hambugerdeluxe: the best kind.
[21:38] hambugerdeluxe: you get to see it while's it happening.

[8Ball2/JanG5]

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