Funniest Moments Thread

[moffball]

So, just out of curiosity, what are your favorite funny moments involving Spidey?

I think for me it's a tie between Ultimate Spidey telling Kingpin that he has something so important to tell Kingpin that he wrote it down and then launches into fat jokes or when Vulture tells Spidey to meet him at the place where they first fought and Spidey ends up at the wrong building (think that's Peter Parker S-M).

[WOLVERINE25TH]

That one, an' alla ASM #267. That issue was one big laugh-fest.

[RichardEdlung]

267? was that "The Commuter Cometh" the one where Spidey is tracking down this crook in the suburbs, and there's nothing for Spidey to swing from, and that housewife was checking out his a$$.

[AmaznSpider-Fan]

I don't remember all of the details, but I do remember a Marvel Fanfare isssue when he was wearing the Black Spidey outfit where he had a tear in the costume near his ass, don't really remember what came of it though. LOL

[Hobgoblin]

Uncle Ben and Peter building deranged snowmen in the yard and Aunt May calling them a "pair of twits."

[The Joker]

http://www.spidervillain.com/SpiderManCovers/Amazing/ASM130/Page4.jpg

Nuff said :D

[shinlyle]

Uncle Ben and Peter building deranged snowmen in the yard and Aunt May calling them a "pair of twits."

:up:

Another few favorite moments:

Fantastic Four #5-something. Spidey and the Human Torch are fighting, and the Torch ends up naked. Spidey helps the Torch get back on the good side of the public at his own expense, and, as the Torch tells him thanks, Spdiey tells him not to mention it....and we see Johnny's boxers webbed to the flagpole.

The Amazing Bag-man. Nuff' said.

Spidey vs., the Gang of Mimes from Jenkins' run. Hilarious! When he can't even stop laughing at them while fighting them.....awesome. I especially love the silent issue rematch where Spidey traps them in a transparent box.

Ans last, but not least, Spider-Man: Sweet Charity #1. Spidey and JJJ go camping in the woods for some sort of charity. Spidey gets the trots from eating some berries, and then he ends up having to fight Scorpion, who he narrowly beats. When they get back to New York, JJJ is sitting around telling everyone what a loser Spdiey actually is, and then he looks up and sees a sign webbed above the country club that reads: "J. Jonah Jameson cries in his sleep like a little girl".

[Silver Sable]

Some Christmas special issue on the cover when this guy dressed up as Santa kicks Spidey's ass out the door

[Hobgoblin]

http://www.spidervillain.com/SpiderManCovers/Amazing/ASM130/Page4.jpg

Nuff said :D

I gotta get my hands on that comic. :D

[Mara Jane]

Some faves (apart from those mentioned):

Spidey is wearing the red & blue costume he bought in Germany (the one that said "Der Spieder" on it), because he has nothing else to wear, but it started to unravel as he was fighting some street punks. It was almost too late when he noticed the bag lady behind him, pulling on the thread down his back, saying, "want to see the heinie..." :D

The issue where he fights Hobgoblin while drunk... and wins! "Mommy, did Spider-Man just burp?"

The one where he wakes up in an alley one morning with a bum curled up against his backside after the Punisher gassed him the night before. He ends up having to take the bus home because he's too dazed. As he stands in his costume on the crowded bus, he asks himself, "I wonder if Captain America ever has days like this?"

[Dangerous]

http://www.spidervillain.com/SpiderManCovers/Amazing/ASM130/Page4.jpg

Nuff said :D

ASM#131 gets my vote to, it's funny hearing what Gerry has to say about it in the Comic Creators on Spider-man book.

[Dangerous]

Also Paul Jenkins is good at writing a funny Spidey.

[Dangerous]

...Also the whole of Maximum Carnage.

Actually there's nothing funny about buying a 14 part story that could have been done in 10 or less.

[Electro UK]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/Spiderjam/SpideySkrull1.jpg

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/Spiderjam/SpiderSkrull2.jpg

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/Spiderjam/spideySkrull3.jpg

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/Spiderjam/spideySkrull4.jpg

I love that issue

[moffball]

The issue where he fights Hobgoblin while drunk... and wins! "Mommy, did Spider-Man just burp?"

Ha ha, where is that one?

Oh yeah, the one where Spidey gives up the black costume symbiote to Reed Richards and he has to go home in the old F4 uniform with the bag on his head. And then the "kick me" sign courtesy of Torch, priceless!

[Spider-Man9X17]

Kingpin: Young man, did you web my feet to the floor?

Spider-Man: Maybe.

[Daisy]

That'd be Amazing Bag-Man:

http://www.spiderfan.org/characters/himself/costume/not_really/images/asm258.jpg

[moffball]

That'd be Amazing Bag-Man:

http://www.spiderfan.org/characters/himself/costume/not_really/images/asm258.jpg

Heh heh, exactly! My favorite part might be the fact he's wearing stirrup pants, hee hee!

[SuperStead]

Spider-Man/Human Torch #1

the paste pot pete scene....laughed so hard :)

[Mara Jane]

Ha ha, where is that one?

I forget the issue. It's the one where Pete & MJ move out of the Chelsea apartment. One of the guests at their moving party spiked the punch. I'll try to look up the issue when I get home.

[Danalys]

spectacular #185 is still the funniest.

oh and web of #38 is the issue with the hobgoblin you were talking about.

[e-three]

I particularly enjoyed She-Hulk #4, in which Spidey sues JJJ for libel...he's almost guaranteed a huge cash settlement but then his lawyers decide to include Peter Parker in the suit as well for faking Spider-Man pictures (like making it look like Electro and Spider-Man were the same person way back in Amazing #9). So Spidey has to settle out of court, with the settlement being that JJJ (and himself as Peter) must dress up in a large chicken suit and sell copies of the Bugle out in the street.

[DarkKnightJRK]

I particularly enjoyed She-Hulk #4, in which Spidey sues JJJ for libel...he's almost guaranteed a huge cash settlement but then his lawyers decide to include Peter Parker in the suit as well for faking Spider-Man pictures (like making it look like Electro and Spider-Man were the same person way back in Amazing #9). So Spidey has to settle out of court, with the settlement being that JJJ (and himself as Peter) must dress up in a large chicken suit and sell copies of the Bugle out in the street.

I remember seeing that one!

"The real reason why Jameson hates me...is because I'm black."

:D:D:D:D:D

[WOLVERINE25TH]

Spider-Man/Human Torch #1-3. 'Nuff said.

[dan1]

Spidey twisting a lead pipe into a Bow Tie to scare off the Gas Truck Driver, so he can carjack it and try to stop the Juggernaut.

[Mara Jane]

You guys may not think it's funny, but it made me laugh out loud:

Pete tried to imagine what his life would be like if he married Felicia. In the image, he's sitting in a kitchen drinking coffee and reading the paper while wearing his Spidey suit. Felicia is in her costume, making him breakfast. And the entire kitchen is being ripped apart by about 5 or 6 little Spider-kittens.

[WOLVERINE25TH]

"Nothing Stops The Juggernaut", Spidey's comments as he pounds on Juggie's head and can't make a dent.

[jaydawg]

How is that funny? Well the most memorable laugh for me was in USM during the Geldoff arc, in which these three guys are robbing a store in Cap, Ironman and Batman masks and Spidey says "Take of those lame stupid masks." One of the guys says "Look whose talking KMart!" and shoots his gun at spidey. He doesnt even move and you see the bullet going past spidey and breaks the window behind him. One of the robbers say "Dude, you suck!" and then Spidey says "Yeah, dude you suck." and kicks their asses. The expresion on Spideys face as the bullet flys past him was priceless.

[spider-jide]

That'd be Amazing Bag-Man:

http://www.spiderfan.org/characters/himself/costume/not_really/images/asm258.jpg


classsic.

[spider-jide]

As sad as it was, I found it funny when osborn let spidey kick his ass then later reveals that he recorded the whole thing and was now going to show it to the police and the media.

[Mara Jane]

The funniest moment in USM for me was when Jean Grey told Spidey that he was the first guy in a long time that hadn't imagined her naked when he first met her. So of course, Spidey then thought of her naked.

[moffball]

Heh heh, that is a great one too, forgot about that.

[DarkKnightJRK]

"Hi! The name's Spidey. I'm here to deliver a singing strip-o-gram! So come out and play, this thong's killing me!"

BEST. LINE. EVER.

[Electro UK]

Spider-man meets X-23: "Good lord Wolverine what have they done to you?"

[Rahul]

New Avengers 4:

(The team confronts Electro)
Luke Cage: WHen you used to fight him how'd you do it?"
Spider-Man:"Well, I'd web my hands into mitts and pound the crap out of him."
Luke Cage: "Do me up."

Electro faints.

Luke Cage: "Get these off."
Spider-Man: "They don't come off."
Luke Cage: "WHAT?"
Spider-Man: "For an hour."
Luke Cage: "WHAT?"
Spider-Man: "YOU said web you your hands."

Classic webhead interaction.

[Hyper Venom]

A few moments:

Before Spidey's first mission with the New Avengers, and he's so overwhelmed by everything, he sighs, "I've been an Avenger for ten minutes, already I need to lay down".

In Untold Tales of Spider-Man (I think) Spidey and Johnny Storm keep playing practical jokes on each other, and eventually Spidey asks Sue Storm on a date to piss Johnny off (this was before Sue and Reed were married). So Johnny decides to get back at Spidey by finding Namor (who was smitten with Sue at the time) and telling him that Spidey kidnapped Sue. Namor swears to rescue Sue and make Spidey pay for abducting her. So Spidey and Sue are eating in a little pizza place (and Spidey even webs himself up a little bowtie to look presentable) when Namor finds them and starts beating the hell out of Spidey. They fight for awhile and stop when somebody almost gets hurt (I think it may have been Betty and JJJ but I can't quite remember) and Spidey stops fighting to go rescue them. That's when Sue spots Johnny, who was watching the fight, and makes him confess what he did. Namor storms off angrily at being manipulated, and Sue yells at Johnny. That night, Johnny thinks that he's at least gotten the last laugh. But when he goes into his garage to work on his hot rod, he finds it hanging several feet off the ground from webbing. There's a note from Spidey that informs Johnny that Spidey's webbing dissolves in an hour. Moments later, the webbing dissolves, and the car crashes to the ground.

In USM, when Spidey breaks into Kingpin's office and Kingpin catches him. He asks, "Who sent you?" to which Spidey replies "Carson Daly". Kingpin says, "I don't know who that is" to which Spidey replies "That's because he didn't invent a line of pastries, you fat-fatty of a fat man". Later, after Electro kicks Spidey's ass and Kingpin throws him out of the window, Electro asks, "Anything else, boss?" The Kingpin answers, "Yes. Find this Carson Daly person and destroy him".

[moffball]

In USM, when Spidey breaks into Kingpin's office and Kingpin catches him. He asks, "Who sent you?" to which Spidey replies "Carson Daly". Kingpin says, "I don't know who that is" to which Spidey replies "That's because he didn't invent a line of pastries, you fat-fatty of a fat man". Later, after Electro kicks Spidey's ass and Kingpin throws him out of the window, Electro asks, "Anything else, boss?" The Kingpin answers, "Yes. Find this Carson Daly person and destroy him".

:up:
I had forgotten about that one, that was hilarious!

[Hyper Venom]

You know Carson was talking about that issue on TRL?

[moffball]

No way! What did he say?

[Hyper Venom]

Something about fearing for his life because Electro was coming after him.

[Carcharodon]

Spidey's entire mologue about pockets and zippers/velcro on JMS's first ASM issue.

[Jasmine]

Johnny losing his hair in Spider-Man/Human Torch #1
Spider-Man giving Ox that wedgie in USM #49, hilarious.

[Hyper Venom]

Spidey pantsing Doc Ock in USM #20. And then knocking Kraven out with one punch in the next issue.

[YummyYummyTummy]

hahaha! this thread is hilarious! keep it coming!

[Marjorie]

The moment I laughed out loud for a looooong time was in "Peter Parker Spider-Man" #33. It was about Peter explaining how he always attended a Mets game on the anniversary of Uncle Ben's death. It was a Parker men tradition to watch the Mets when Uncle Ben was alive, and Peter remembers one of his most embarrassing moments. He is hit with a baseball as he tried to catch it with the glove he always brought to the game. A Public Relations manager for the Mets tells Percy the Mascot to go over and check on Peter, telling Percy, "We gotta make sure the customers don't get scared when this happens." Percy leaves immediately in costume, which is basically a cap, a Mets shirt, jeans, and a head covering that resembles a large baseball. When Percy gets to Peter, Peter is just coming around from the hit. Percy leans over Peter and comfortingly says, "There ya go. Don't worry little buddy. Everything's okay now. You're going to be just fine." Peter just sees this large baseball coming close to him, and he starts screaming, "OHMIGOD! AAH! AAHHHH!"

[The Bruce]

Spider-man meets X-23: "Good lord Wolverine what have they done to you?"

LOL! :D I need to get that issue - The new marvel team-up books?

[moffball]

And then knocking Kraven out with one punch in the next issue.

That was priceless. Similar to that is when you fight Mysterio in the convenience shop in Spider-Man 2. I laughed out loud on that one.

[Hyper Venom]

That was priceless. Similar to that is when you fight Mysterio in the convenience shop in Spider-Man 2. I laughed out loud on that one.
You know what? That does count as one of the funniest moments.
I'll never forget it. After saving the people from the theater fire Mysterio started, and then saving the Statue of Liberty from him, and then going through his "Funhouse of Doom" and fighting all those damn robots and freaks, where do you have your decisive showdown with him? In a damn convencience store. And then his power bar fills itself up about three or four times, and all you gotta do is punch him once, and it all goes right back down. I was laughing uncontrollably after that. I thought it was actually gonna be a tough fight.
Another funny moment from that game is when you enter the "Funhouse of Doom" (which is located behind his tiny, one bedroom apartment). Mysterio, who hyped himself up as an alien up to this point, has an exchange with Spider-Man.
Mysterio: Welcome to my Funhouse of Doom, Spider-Man!
Spidey: Funhouse of Doom? I thought you were an alien...
Mysterio: SILENCE!!!

[doih]

Which were the issues where Rhino was tired of being stupid and made fun of so he gets himself injected with some intelligence drug or something? He got a restraining order against Spider-Man and figured out everyone's secret identity. http://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/smilies/smile.gif

[Electro UK]

LOL! :D I need to get that issue - The new marvel team-up books?

That's the one

[shinlyle]

I particularly enjoyed She-Hulk #4, in which Spidey sues JJJ for libel...he's almost guaranteed a huge cash settlement but then his lawyers decide to include Peter Parker in the suit as well for faking Spider-Man pictures (like making it look like Electro and Spider-Man were the same person way back in Amazing #9). So Spidey has to settle out of court, with the settlement being that JJJ (and himself as Peter) must dress up in a large chicken suit and sell copies of the Bugle out in the street.

I've SO got to get that TPB.....

[Jasmine]

Issue one of Ultimate Six where Kraven is confronted by the Ultimates and he runs away only to get shot with a arrow by Hawkeye, and issue 6 of that mini where he gets struck by electricity by either Electro or Thor.

Issue 47 of USM. When Fancy Dan gets ready to kill Julio, Ox breaks into saying "Beauty and the Beast."

[Aging Fangirl]

Which were the issues where Rhino was tired of being stupid and made fun of so he gets himself injected with some intelligence drug or something? He got a restraining order against Spider-Man and figured out everyone's secret identity. http://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/smilies/smile.gif

"Flowers for Rhino"! One of the best stories in the Tangeled Web series. Can't remember the issues though.

[Hyper Venom]

Issue one of Ultimate Six where Kraven is confronted by the Ultimates and he runs away only to get shot with a arrow by Hawkeye, and issue 6 of that mini where he gets struck by electricity by either Electro or Thor.

Issue 47 of USM. When Fancy Dan gets ready to kill Julio, Ox breaks into saying "Beauty and the Beast."
I liked the part when they were all in prison, and Electro started teasing Kraven about how crappy his show was, and the idiot runs directly into the electrified bars to get to Electro.

[moffball]

"Flowers for Rhino"! One of the best stories in the Tangeled Web series. Can't remember the issues though.

I think that's in Tangled Web of Spider-Man somewhere. Which reminds me of the one where Grizzly and Rhino meet someone through some dating service . . .

[Captivated]

These are great... that the Spider-man comics were so funny was a nice surprise when I started reading.

Here are a couple that haven't been mentioned:

Peter has gone to California to talk to MJ. They won't let him in the building, so he wraps a towel around his face and climbs up the side of it. On his way up he passes a hairy fat man, standing in front of a window, dressed in women's underwear. The man says something about keeping this to themselves and closes the drapes. Peter keeps climbing, remarking that this was nothing that removing his eyeballs and washing them in sulfuric acid wouldn't cure...

MJ and Peter have reunited and they are at dinner, enjoying some wine and annoying the stuck-up waiter. That whole exchange is hilarious. Peter says he is celebrating his wife coming back to him, and the waiter says, what, did she loose her car keys... when ordering Peter makes some comment about arming the oysters with tiny revolvers, just to make it a fair fight, while Mary Jane is giggling and snorting... then Peter turns down her offer (I can only guess) of wild make-up sex... his explaination was very touching.

Later Spidey is hanging out on the side of a building munching on a hot dog and coke, talking to himself. He's obviously being loud enough to wake up the big, rough looking dude in the apartment next to him, who tells him to shut up. Spidey exclaims, "I'm the luckiest guy in the world!" Man, leaning out window, "Shut up!" Spidey, now upside down, in his face, chants "I'm the luckiest guy in the world, I'm the luckiest guy in the world, I'mtheluckiestguyintheworld!" The man yells back "Shutupshutupshutup!"

[Hyper Venom]

The scene where Peter returns home from California, and sits brooding in his room. He laments the fact that, for years, he's played the exact same numbers in the lottery every single week. The one week he goes to California and doesn't play the lottery, the numbers he always plays are the winning numbers, and nobody else has them, meaning he would have gotten millions of dollars for himself. He then decides that California is the reason for everything that is wrong in the world.

[Jasmine]

I liked the part when they were all in prison, and Electro started teasing Kraven about how crappy his show was, and the idiot runs directly into the electrified bars to get to Electro.

Yeah that was also funny.

[pantherfan]

Just finished reading this one, and thought it "odd" if not funny:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v80/johnnyntro/ummm.jpg

[doih]

"Flowers for Rhino"! One of the best stories in the Tangeled Web series. Can't remember the issues though.

Is the Tangled Web series in continuity?

[Aging Fangirl]

Is the Tangled Web series in continuity?

Yes, it's in continuity. And if you're interested, 'Flowers for Fhino' is in issues 5 & 6.

[Venom Drool]

secret war...i bleieve issue 3... where spidey says... "mommy" in that tiny font... yes.. hes written as if hes akid but.. that made me laugh so damn hard

[Arcturus]

lol I liked the line where Carnage says to Spidey(I can't remember the exact issue)

Carnage: Which eye would'ja have plucked first? Or would you rather be surprised?

It's not the exact line, but in the similar fashion because im too lazy to find the comic, but it made me chuckle.

[Electro UK]

Just finished reading this one, and thought it "odd" if not funny:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v80/johnnyntro/ummm.jpg

LMFAO!!!!!!!
Oh man I needed that. Somewhere in the sins past story line when the footage of spider-man fighting Galactus is shown. Spider-man is hanging on to Galactus's foot. Galactus doesn't even notice and Spider-man is shouting "Hey! Hey! Hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-hey!"

[doih]

Yes, it's in continuity. And if you're interested, 'Flowers for Fhino' is in issues 5 & 6.

Got some searching to do :)

[spideyboy_1111]

for me it was a more recent comic.. during the time MJ and peter split and she was in cali... Peter and Aunt may went to the airport to fly to cali for peter to try to get her back. As they went through the metal detectors for the carry on bags... they found something strange in one of the luggages... 2 certain classic metal accessories ;) the web shooters. they asked peter what they were and aunt may bumbed in telling the guard that her gyno told her to wear them around her ankles... and they pretty much shut the guard up...

[Mara Jane]

I think in the Spidey/Daredevil mini there was a scene where Spidey was trying to save a cat from a tree, with a little girl expectantly looking on. The cat kept clawing up Spidey, so after Spidey leaves, you see the little girl holding a ball of webbing that has a cat's head and paws sticking out of it and she says, "Kitty's all sticky." It was cute.

[Captivated]

secret war...i bleieve issue 3... where spidey says... "mommy" in that tiny font... yes.. hes written as if hes akid but.. that made me laugh so damn hard
Oh, that DID crack me up... all the others are calling for superhero backup, and Spidey says, "mommy." He rarely looses his sense of humor, even in the face of great adversity.

[WOLVERINE25TH]

Bombastic Bag Man. 'Nuff said.

[Spider-Man9X17]

Not really a Spidey moment, but during the Ultimate Six arc, right after Hawkeye shoots Kraven.

Captain America: Thor, will you collect Mr. Kraven before he bleeds to death?

Thor: No.

[Captivated]

Towards the end of the Digger arc Spidey and the police captain are concluding their recap. Spider-man points at their coffee cups, sitting side by side and asks, "...which one is yours?" They look at each other. Silence. Then they both take off in different directions. Spidey, "I'm not taking the chance." Captian, "Me neither... I might wind up wearing a costume." Spidey, "Yea, the amazing Lame Man."

Or something like that... There were some funny exchanges between those two in that arc.

[Jasmine]

Ghost of Hammerhead story: Ock picks up May with one of his tentacles and says he is such a tease.

USM 48: May calling up the Bugle and cussing out Jameson.

[spider-jide]

The digger arc where spidey is on the plane and Forelli sends this hot chick over to spidey to make sure spidey had everthing and ANYthing he wanted and she then insinuates that she wants to have sex with him while he keeps his mask on.....and then a couple of panels later Forelli asks the chick if everything is fine with spidey and iwith a cold tone she stares at spidey who has now created a wall made of webbing separating himself from her, telling her should just slide the food through the web and nobody gets hurt..................hilarious.

[Hyper Venom]

The beginning of the Shade story, where May washes Spidey's uniform for him, and everywhere he goes he smells like fabric softener. Detective Lamont teases him, and when they go to the prison to investigate The Shade, all the prisoners want to make Spidey their girlfriend because he smells so pretty.

[Hyper Venom]

Oh, another one. At the end of the "King of Hell's Kitchen" arc in Daredevil, after Spidey, Daredevil, Luke Cage, and Iron Fist beat the Yakuza, Spidey swings off, saying, "If you ever need help again...call the X-Men. I have a hot wife at home. I SO don't need this". After he leaves, there's an exchange between Cage and Iron Fist.
IF: Does he really have a hot wife?
Cage: I thought he was gay.
IF: Me too.
Cage: But you wear yellow booties.
IF: They were a gift.
Cage: From a guy.
IF: I'm leaving.

[Doc Destruction]

Damn, I can't remember the dialogue now between Wolverine and Spidey in Team-up, but it was great...I'm paraphrasing here.

SM - Can you guys wrap this up? I need to go home to the wife.
W - You're married?
SM - Oh yeah! You don't believe that? Under this mask, I'm totally hot.
W - Yeah, that's what I was thinking.

[Mara Jane]

In the Spidey-Moon Knight Marvel Team Up, they use the same kind of joke, too, but not as funny.

Spidey (after the Chinese takeout he was bringing home gets blown up): "Aw, Man, my wife's gonna kill me."
Moon Knight: "You have a wife?"
Spidey: "Why is everyone so shocked when they find that out?"

[Captivated]

Peter brought Ezekiel home for dinner...

MJ says to Ezekiel... "So, Peter tells me that you think he got his powers from Slappy the Spider fairy" Peter, "I didn't..." MJ, "Yes, you did."

[Captivated]

In light of the new Spider-man Fantastic Four team up -- which had some very funny moments -- I thought this thread might be revived... :yay:

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Sensational Spider-Man# 8 (vol. 1) with the Looter and Spider-Ben was a great read. Dezago and 'Ringo were a great team.

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Jenkins also had some great moments during his PPSM run, like Pete singing nude and being walked in on by Randy and Gloria. And being hit on by a gay guy because he put his wedding-ring on his left finger thinking that's what widowers do (back when he thought MJ was dead).

[arachnid-guy]

This thread rules. It needed to be resurrected!

[comic_book_guy]

http://www.spidervillain.com/SpiderManCovers/Amazing/ASM130/Page4.jpg

Nuff said :D
hahaa, that makes me laugh soo much!! :woot::woot::woot::woot::up:

[comic_book_guy]

http://www.spidervillain.com/SpiderManCovers/Amazing/ASM130/Page4.jpg

Nuff said :D
hahaa, that makes me laugh soo much!! :woot::woot::woot::woot::up:

[SpideyZERO]

That's the first time I see this. LOL

[SlyDark Star]

I don't remember it exactly but it was from the mont recent Spider-Man series that aired on MTV.

Kingpin: You wouldn't attack an unarmed man would you?
Spider-Man: Yeah, but each of your arms are the size of Brooklyn

I don't know why but I found that very funny

[Venomfan]

all of the spidey/human torch mini. LOL when hes driving the spider car, man some of the stuff they said back and forth were gold


http://www.spidervillain.com/SpiderManCovers/Amazing/ASM149/Page3.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v43/spydernorbs/3707.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v26/liviapenn/suchaboy.jpg
and the page before this with the annoying usher that looks exactly like Bruce Campbell.
and from the same arc, when Uncle Ben beats up flash and his goons
and this

MJ: i didnt break it, i put it in the dishwasher and the dishwasher broke it. well, cracked it--

Pete:why did you put it in the dishwasher?

MJ: because it was disgusting.

Pete: it was my captian binky plastic mug, i got it out of a box of captain binky crunchy nut cereal, it was disgusting when i got it, that was part of its charm

MJ: shouldnt you be getting ready for work? why do these earrings never fit when you want them to?

Pete: i AM ready. do you know how many boxes of crunchy nut cereal i had to eat before i found that mug?

MJ continues to get dressed

Pete: six, thats how many, and -- say you look really cute like tht.

MJ: peter--

Pete: now if they'd been offering you in one of those boxes, i'd have eaten as many as... oh, four...maybe five--

MJ: HEY! are you saying im not as attractive as a stupid mug?

Pete: to a six year old? no. now if we're talking here thirteen then--

MJ: i'm not having this conversation anymore.

[Venomfan]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v152/spideylover89/7.jpg
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[Venomfan]

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[Captivated]

CLASSIC funny moment... :woot: :heart:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v308/Captivated_Edge/Footprints_on_ceiling.jpg

[Spydernorbs]

Mourlon: "I like you...your funny."
Spidey: "Don't tell me, tell Letterman."

Spidey: "Y..You wouldn't happen to have a can of spinnach back there would you?"
Bartender: "uhh um.."
Spidey: "Didn't think so, no one watches cartoons anymore."

Spidey: "So can I drop you off anywhere?"
Woman: "screams"
Spidey: "S'funny, I have that effect on women."

Spidey: "And I love you to."
Cop: "Beat it or I'll call ya in."
Spidey: "And I love the street, and the people, and the trash can, and that woman...HEY, THAT'S NO WOMAN!"

*at airport*
Spidey: "So, where were we?"
MJ: "This is ridiculous. I thought dinner, champain.."
Spidey: "There's a bag of peanuts over there."

Spidey: "Cap, I like you to meet Mary Jane. Mary Jane? Captain America."
Cap: "Hello."
MJ: "um..uh..hi?"
Cap: *looks at Spidey* "A word from the wise. The mask hides your face, don't let it hide your heart." *walks away smiling*
Spidey: "Who was that masked man?"
MJ: "I am so gonna hurt you."

ISSUE OF SSM when the Frog paid a visit.
Spidey: "Who are you?"
Walrus: "I'm the Walrus."
Spidey: "The Walrus? What are your powers?"
Walrus: "I have the speed, agility, and strength of a walrus."
Spidey: ".........he..he he he..ha ha ha ha HA HA HA HA!! BWHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!"

[Captivated]

There are some GREAT scenes described here...

Do MORE... with PICTURES! :woot:

[Spider-ManHero12]

Amazing Spider-man Annual#1 when Ock kidnaps betty brant and Aunt May, Aunt May says that Doc Ock is such a well spoken person. or She said He's such a well mannered person lol:up:.


http://www.spidervillain.com/SpiderManCovers/Amazing/ASM130/Page4.jpg

Nuff said :D
that was a very funy moment!!!:up::woot:.

[Captivated]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v308/Captivated_Edge/Spidey_MJ/BackTogether6.jpg

[Sloth7d]

Something I remembered from the 90's cartoon--

TombStone:Come down here and fight like a man!
Spider-man:I don't suppose I can convince you to come up here and fight like a spider.

*a missle is shot at Spider-man*
Spider-man:Foul ball coming!
*hits it away with a construction beam*
Spider-man: Do the Nicks need me or what?

From #436

BT:I may not fully understand your insane prattling, but I do know that your life is mine to take! Please do not force me to kill you!

Spidey:Hey! Fine by me! Hows about we order a pizza and discuss our favorite scenes from titanic?!

[Redwoods Wolf]

Speaking of the cartoon...

Doc Ock's "Your mind is as empty as that fishbowl you cover it with" always cracked me up.

[Captivated]

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This cracked me up. *snort* :yay:

I posted this whole scene on the "Favorite Peter/MJ moments" thread.

[Captivated]

I wonder what happened to Lamont... He and Spidey used to have such funny exchanges.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v308/Captivated_Edge/Lamont1.jpg

Should his Spider-sense have gone off here? I think not.

[Captivated]

This was pretty funny... I especially like the part about "slappy the spider fairy"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v308/Captivated_Edge/Spidey_MJ/Ezk1-1.jpg
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Think this needs to also go in the Peter/MJ thread... sorry if some of you see it twice. :yay:

[Captivated]

"Hi. I'm a Marvel. And I'm a DC"

#1
http://www.marvel.com/videos/I%27m_a_Marvel_1

#3
http://www.marvel.com/videos/I%27m_a_Marvel_3

#4
http://www.marvel.com/videos/I%27m_a_Marvel_4

:woot:

[Hyper Venom]

Seeing Aunt May defeat Chameleon and make him think she fed him arsenic was one of the funniest Spidey moments in recent history.

[Not Foul Ron]

I think the funniest Spidey moments come from the web comic 'Loli Loves Venom'. Best of all is the Wii are Venom strip.

http://lolilovesvenom.livejournal.com/

Check them out, you'll love 'em.

[BlackCat19]

Well, I think it was when Black Cat threw up alover peters...BATHINGSUIT AREA when she found out he was 15.( Ultimate Spiderman of course.) Yes, good times.