What attribute do you find most appalling about yourself?

[Wilhelm-Scream]

That'd be more interesting than "I have big eyes,sexy legs,a weird sense of humor and I'm warm."

[bluejake01]

The fact that I am an *******....or was it my hair?

[Erzengel]

Let's see:

Self righteous
Perverted
Misogynistic
Arrogant

That enough?

[Daisy]

I'm incredibly hard on myself and extremely easy on others in terms of expectations.

I'd be better off if it were more in the middle on both counts.

[Daisy]

Let's see:

Self righteous
Perverted
Misogynistic
Arrogant

That enough?

You're appalled that you're perverted? I like that about people. :o

[Wilhelm-Scream]

or was it my hair?what,like,hair on your back or something?

[JTIZZLEVILLE]

i'm short.... :confused:

[bluejake01]

I'm incredibly hard on myself and extremely easy on others in terms of expectations.

I'd be better off if it were more in the middle on both counts.

Imagine how pissed you would be at me if your expectations of other people were higher.

[Equint77]

I deal in absolution...

but I'm learning.

[bluejake01]

what,like,hair on your back or something?

No...just the average...run of the mill hair...on your palms...that's normal right?

[Erzengel]

You're appalled that you're perverted? I like that about people. :o

Maybe appalled at how accepting I am of it. :p

[Erzengel]

No...just the average...run of the mill hair...on your palms...that's normal right?
If you don't stop doing that you're gonna go blind.

[Mr Sparkle]

My gigantic Ears, I swear man, it's like Clark Gable territory.

[bluejake01]

If you don't stop doing that you're gonna go blind.

I got special glasses to prevent that.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Maybe appalled at how accepting I am of it. :pIn a perverted way,I accept the fact that you're appalled by how accepting you are of how perverted you are,which is appalling. :D

[bluejake01]

My gigantic Ears, I swear man, it's like Clark Gable territory.

Consider them handles for heavy make out sessions.

[Erzengel]

In a perverted way,I accept the fact that you're appalled by how accepting you are of how perverted you are,which is appalling. :D

Exactly. He gets it.

[Daisy]

Imagine how pissed you would be at me if your expectations of other people were higher.

See, that's just it. I'm not pissed at you. I don't think you're a bad guy at all.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Consider them handles for heavy make out sessions.oral love-handles :o

[The Incredible Hulk]

nothing for I am perfect

[Daisy]

Exactly. He gets it.

So I should probably be appalled at my own acceptence of my appalling perversion and that of others (not to mention their acceptance of it)? :confused:

[bluejake01]

See, that's just it. I'm not pissed at you. I don't think you're a bad guy at all.

There were a few times....but I am sure I deserved it. I can have a pretty antagonistic approach, even if I don't mean to. So that would probably be my real most appalling attribute.

[Kipobe]

I'm incredibly hard on myself and extremely easy on others in terms of expectations.

I'd be better off if it were more in the middle on both counts.
I'm extremely hard on myself... but I'm hard on others too.

Was this supposed to be about physical attributes, personality attributes, or both?

[Daisy]

nothing for I am perfect

Perfect, except for your spelling: Appalling.

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=appauling

Edit: Darn quick-draw editors! :mad: :D

[LightningSpidey]

nothing for I am perfect


Werd... Im confused....

[The Incredible Hulk]

Perfect, except for your spelling: Appalling.

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=appauling


what did I mispell? :confused:

[Daisy]

I'm extremely hard on myself... but I'm hard on others too.

Was this supposed to be about physical attributes, personality attributes, or both?

Whichever?

[Daisy]

what did I mispell? :confused:

One of the words you edited out. :)

[The Incredible Hulk]

youre seeing things girlie :p

[LightningSpidey]

women are such perfectionist...

[Daisy]

youre seeing things girlie :p

Well, I do need new glasses. ;)

[Kipobe]

My favorite attribute? I guess my favorite personality trait within myself is I never feel a need to conform to someone elses standards. I blaze my own trail and I'm extremely confident. I use self-critisism to fix my bad points (of which there are many, for sure) and I never stop examining my qualities as to where I can improve. Plus, I make myself laugh, even when absolutely no one else gets me. It's like I'm my own best friend. :cool:

[Daisy]

women are such perfectionist...

So, as this is a thread about what you find appalling about yourself, I can assume you're a woman? ;)

[Daisy]

My favorite attribute? I guess my favorite personality trait within myself is I never feel a need to conform to someone elses standards. I blaze my own trail and I'm extremely confident. I use self-critisism to fix my bad points (of which there are many, for sure) and I never stop examining my qualities as to where I can improve. Plus, I make myself laugh, even when absolutely no one else gets me. It's like I'm my own best friend. :cool:

:confused:

[GunBlade]

Plus, I make myself laugh, even when absolutely no one else gets me. It's like I'm my own best friend. :cool:
I do that too, in public where no one knows me. I sometimes even talk to myself cause it fun. And make fun of people in my head.

[Erzengel]

:confused:

Maybe since the other thread is near the top too?

[Daisy]

Maybe since the other thread is near the top too?

Perhaps.

[Kipobe]

:confused:
Yeah, I thought it said appealing:up:I do that too, in public where no one knows me. I sometimes even talk to myself cause it fun. And make fun of people in my head.
I'm starting to think I'm creating other personalities in my mind because I can actually come up with scenarios that part of me thinks is hilarious and other parts of me think nothing of it. I need another me to hang with. :(

[Daisy]

Yeah, I thought it said appealing:up:

There's another thread for that. :mad:

[LightningSpidey]

So, as this is a thread about what you find appalling about yourself, I can assume you're a woman? ;)

Should I re-phrase it... Women are literal perfectionist... :p

[Equint77]

what I find appalling

I'm stubborn, single minded in purpose, brash, sometimes overconfident, mouthy, wayy too humorous for my own good, as well as sarcastic.

oh.. also I have chubby cheeks.. :(

[Kipobe]

There's another thread for that. :mad:
Says you. :rolleyes:

[Erzengel]

what I find appalling

I'm stubborn, single minded in purpose, brash, sometimes overconfident, mouthy, wayy too humorous for my own good, as well as sarcastic.

oh.. also I have chubby cheeks.. :(

Buns of steel can fix that right up.

[Captain_Obvious]

my asthma :mad:

pisses me off.

[Equint77]

Buns of steel can fix that right up.

well I meant for my face but thanks for the advice!!

[Wilhelm-Scream]

1. I'm obsessed with mortality,not an hour goes by that I don't think,"NOOOooo,I don't want to die....EVER! But I will...I WILL,no matter what."

2. I'm well aware that worrying about the inevitable is foolish,and yet I constantly have to struggle to remember to stop worrying about the inevitable.

3.Since my last relationship ended,I'm pretty much only truly happy when I'm drunk.

4.There was a time when I had the biggest band in town and big labels were making offers,but right on cue,the band broke up because of drugs,insanity and financial squabbles.Now,although I'm the best guitarist/songwriter,I just don't care anymore....the part of my brain that's responsible for "Ambition" has atrophied beyond repair.

5.I seem to be only a semi-human reptilian.Some people at work think I'm "quiet",but it's only because I couldn't care less about "how their weekend was" or what they think or have to say.Solitary confinement would be no problem for me at all.
I love my Mom dearly,but I really wouldn't be sad if I never saw her again.I never,ever call my friends or girlfriends,they always have to call me.
I say I hate 90% of the people I meet,but when I get to know them,I usually like them fine...it's just that I don't care enough to get to know most of them.

6.People think I'm an aloof ***hole because I never smile.Why don't I smile? It just never occurs to me unless I'm drunk and laughing my ass off.

7. Three out of Five thoughts I have per day are exceptionally dirty,to an almost crippling degree.I'm scared that if I'd been alive in Nazi Germany,I'd've been one of the ones to cheerfully go along with it all.I'm too evil,but I don't want to be.That's really appalling,no control over your own personality.

8.I can't drive a car.Everytime I try,I'm overwhelmed by the fact that all it would take is one little tap of my foot,and tons of pedestrians and fellow motorists could be killed.I'm afraid to be in control of a 2 ton killing machine.

9.I don't stand up for what I believe because the world is so ****ed up,it seems futile.


There are a few. :)

[Venom_uk]

I'm too nice for my own good sometimes. Seriously, it'll be my un-doing one of these days...:(

Oh yeah, & I have a life-threatening 'condition' which more than likley will be my un-doing! lol

[AndThePickles]

Sometimes, I think that I need to be more of an *******, because people take advantage of me.

I worry too much about things that I cannot fix or change.


I think I'm too passionate of a person; sometimes I wish I didn't feel things so deeply.


I'm sure I could think of plenty more, but I just woke up and I'm kinda sleepy still lol.
......Oh yeah, I hate the fact that I have to wear contacts.

[The Lumberjack]

I have somewhat low self-esteem. I am utterly convinced that attractive women will not talk to me unless I have huge arms and a 6-pack. This makes me extremely self-conscious in some situations and when I am shown attention, I tend to get cocky. The only time these are ever really balanced is when I'm drunk.

[Carter]

I can be very very cold

[The Lizard]

5.I seem to be only a semi-human reptilian.

Wait...this is bad how exactly? ;)

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Wait...this is bad how exactly? ;)'cause I only get the cold-bloodedness and none of the cool parts like the scales and the tail and the claws and the septic saliva and the fangs. :(

[The Lizard]

'cause I only get the cold-bloodedness and none of the cool parts like the scales and the tail and the claws and the septic saliva and the fangs. :(

The septic saliva thing gets inconvenient at times, but thank goodness for Listerine.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

not appealing , aPPALLING! :mad:

[Swordmaster]

I'm a jack-ass, short-tempered bastard

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I know. :(

[Captain_Obvious]

I'm a jack-ass, short-tempered bastard
so you're basically a cute cuddly Emo kid

[Swordmaster]

you do? how the hell do you know?! :mad:

[CameraObscura]

I hate that I have Curly Hair.:(

[Swordmaster]

so you're basically a cute cuddly Emo kid

get rid of the Emo.

[Captain_Obvious]

get rid of the Emo.
you were sk8ter boi, I said cya later boi.

[Swordmaster]

God I hate Avril Lavigne, that does NOT appall me

[Captain_Obvious]

God I hate Avril Lavigne, that does NOT appall me

...
if you hated her, she should appall you.

:(
How can you hate her...she does such nice eye makeup.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I hate that I have Curly Hair.:(

eeww,curly hair makes me ill.It seems....diseased.
Your hair appalls me too.

[Swordmaster]

...
if you hated her, she should appall you.

:(
How can you hate her...she does such nice eye makeup.


To wanna be punk, i prefer the real deal punk.

[Venom_uk]

...
if you hated her, she should appall you.

:(
How can you hate her...she does such nice eye makeup.
As long as Avril keeps quiet, she's great IMO. ;):up:

[Captain_Obvious]

To wanna be punk, i prefer the real deal punk.
*giggles*
what is real deal punk?

and if you say Good Charlotte I'll send Wilhelm to torture you :mad:

[Swordmaster]

anything punk NOT Good Charlotte or Avril Lavigne

[Wilhelm-Scream]

all should watch the Filth and the Fury to learn what Punk is.
Avril would crap her skirt at a real punk show.....which would be funny :)

[Captain_Obvious]

all should watch the Filth and the Fury to learn what Punk is.
Avril would crap her skirt at a real punk show.....which would be funny :)

eww she wears skirts now?

where'd the dickies pants go?
god damn.

[CameraObscura]

eeww,curly hair makes me ill.It seems....diseased.
Your hair appalls me too.
:( :(

[Captain_Obvious]

anything punk NOT Good Charlotte or Avril Lavigne
like GREENDAY?

[Isildur´s Heir]

Everything in me is appalling :(

[Wilhelm-Scream]

:( :(Hey,we both hate it,so we have that in common,which is nice.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Everything in me is appalling :(Yeah,I just looked at the "appealing" thread and you couldn't even manage to lie about your manhood.
I knew we'd see you here soon. :up:

[Phantasm]

My nose!

[Bright Eyes]

I like curly hair on guys... but only if it's dark...

[Swordmaster]

like GREENDAY?
Better than Avril

[CameraObscura]

I like curly hair on guys... but only if it's dark...
Oh, it's very dark. ;)

[Isildur´s Heir]

Yeah,I just looked at the "appealing" thread and you couldn't even manage to lie about your manhood.
I knew we'd see you here soon. :up:
I´m the bastard son of the Elephant Man :(

[Dorian Gray]

I'm 6'4'' tall and I would like to be a tad shorter, maybe around 5'9'' -6'

[Diamondhead]

That'd be more interesting than "I have big eyes,sexy legs,a weird sense of humor and I'm warm."Beauty is in the eye of the beholder
I began to study it ever since I was in high school (some times ago) by physically comparing all kind of girls who were ever interested in me.
And I find out they all have one thing in common, wide shaped eyes.

It seems to me girls with big wide open eyes find me incredibly awesome and attractive.
Don’t know why!
Perhaps one eyes work like those mirrors in those park attraction fun house or something you know the one that make you look very thin or wide and stuff

I once told my brother's girlfriend about that and she told me she doesn't have big eyes (which is true) and she thought I was very attractive.

I could be wrong, but so far I’m right on the money.
And I also recently found out that girls with very beautiful heart shaped ass are also very interested in me.

I am more of a breast man
But I also enjoyed other women's body part as well, such as long sexy legs, hips, and butts of course.
Faces are not so important because any girl with a beautiful make up on can look good enough anyway
Unless she’s complete monkey face .LOL

[Diamondhead]

I'm 6'4'' tall and I would like to be a tad shorter, maybe around 5'9'' -6'
No man!
Never wish to be shorter than you are
I was a tall kid and some kid used to tease me sometimes because I was tall and a little too thin
But I lift weight and I became big and wide enough to get some respect from those kids who used to tease.

But I didn't grow any taller ever since and I guess those heavy weight training has stunt my growth even though I’m 6 /3
Now I wish I was taller because I have new friends who measure over 6/7

Damn...! Now I wanna to be tallerrrrrrrrrr :mad:

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder
I began to study it ever since I was in high school (some times ago) by physically comparing all kind of girls who were ever interested in me.
And I find out they all have one thing in common, wide shaped eyes.

It seems to me girls with big wide open eyes find me incredibly awesome and attractive.
Don’t know why!
Perhaps one eyes work like those mirrors in those park attraction fun house or something you know the one that make you look very thin or wide and stuff

I once told my brother's girlfriend about that and she told me she doesn't have big eyes (which is true) and she thought I was very attractive.

I could be wrong, but so far I’m right on the money.
And I also recently found out that girls with very beautiful heart shaped ass are also very interested in me.

I am more of a breast man
But I also enjoyed other women's body part as well, such as long sexy legs, hips, and butts of course.
Faces are not so important because any girl with a beautiful make up on can look good enough anyway
Unless she’s complete monkey face .LOL


Stay on topic you damn narcissist! :mad:
You like long,sexy legs,hips,butts and breasts ?
OOH,how NOVEL!
Tell me ALL about it!!!!!

(btw,you're wrong about the face.Haven't you ever heard of a Butter-Face?
face is #2 on my list right after personality,then breasts,then ass.
ugly,hatchet-faced girls wearing lots of make-up is like spraying perfume on a pile of pig-crap.)

[Captain_Obvious]

Better than Avril
eh..

[Kilimanjaro]

I'm not as smart as I'd like to be... everyone has a higher iq thingy...

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I'm too smart. :(

if it was between "Smart and Miserable" and "Dumb and Happy" , I'd take "Dumb and Happy"...but it's too late for me.

I see through everything,and it's maddening.



also,I'm appalled by the fact that I look exactly like a perfect blend between my Mom and my Dad.

I'd rather look like a young Jimmy Page or Darth Vader.

(at least my Mom was ****ing HAWT!.....*drool* :) )

[Colossal Spoons]

My birthmark. I hate that damn thing.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

My birthmark. I hate that damn thing.

It's not on your FACE I hope! :eek:

[The Riddler]

i'm:
a jerk.
cocky.
overly critical.
overly critical.
a know it all.
overly critical.
inconsiderate.
rude.
overly critical.
unfriendly.
judgemental.
overly critical.
an ass.
overly critical.
a jerk.


i find it all deliciously appalling. :up:

[Colossal Spoons]

It's not on your FACE I hope! :eek:

Nah, that would suck too but mine's on the inside of my thigh.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

i find it all deliciously appalling. :up:

it is,as long as you're not fat too.

[The Riddler]

it is,as long as you're not fat too.
i'm an ass, but i don't look like one. :up:

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Nah, that would suck too but mine's on the inside of my thigh.Oh,well that's not so terrible. :)
Most people'll never see it,AND,if you're ever accused of a sex-crime,they can just ask the accuser to describe any memorable markings to see if they're lying or not! :)

[HollyBeth0321]

It seems to me girls with big wide open eyes find me incredibly awesome and attractive.

I have that problem with guys with gold teeth. :(

[Colossal Spoons]

I have that problem with guys with gold teeth. :(

Good thing I sprung for the platinum grill.

[GunBlade]

My voice.

It's so awkward..Hearing it in an audio just makes me even more self conscious about it. I'm usually talkative in person, but on the phone people have difficulty hearing me because I mutter.

[Equint77]

My voice.

It's so awkward..Hearing it in an audio just makes me even more self conscious about it. I'm usually talkative in person, but on the phone people have difficulty hearing me because I mutter.

I have the same thing... I think I have a normal voice till I hear myself on a camcorder... I sound like I have 2 cotton balls stuck in my nose.

Very Nasal... :(

[Jonny Ptism]

I hated my voive until I started doing radio. Now I'm told it's idiosyncratic.

I just wish I could grow sideburns. After all these years...still nothing. It's odd.

[Captain_Obvious]

i'm:
a jerk.
cocky.
overly critical.
overly critical.
a know it all.
overly critical.
inconsiderate.
rude.
overly critical.
unfriendly.
judgemental.
overly critical.
an ass.
overly critical.
a jerk.


i find it all deliciously appalling. :up:

you try too hard

[DeadFeckin'Last]

My knees. All blokes are cursed with horrible knees.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Even the slightest ammount of stress makes me sweat inordinately.
I could never be a con-man, an undercover cop, a mafia don or a politician.
I mean even if I'm not that stressed at all, big,heaping gobs of sweat on my brow, highly visible gobs of sweat practically SPRAYING out of my forehead. :mad:
it's ****ing embarrassing! and there's nothing I can do to stop it! :mad:


:mad:

[The Last Meatbag]

Im really sarcastic and smart assed.... and thats all I can think of.....I think Im alright looking

[Spider-X]

i'm just about the coolest, greatest, sexiest man alive...asides from that i suck!

[Peacekeeper]

My huge genitalia makes it hard to hide boners:(.

[Spider-X]

My huge genitalia makes it hard to hide boners:(.
we have something in common brother...maybe one of these days I'll be able to get that penis reduction surgery I've always wanted...so we don't knock the dinner table over whenever I stand up.

[JLBats]

we have something in common brother...maybe one of these days I'll be able to get that penis reduction surgery I've always wanted...so we don't knock the dinner table over whenever I stand up.

:confused:

If you're serious, you're a freak. If you aren't, than you wish you had a deformity.

[Peacekeeper]

My penis is so advanced it can perform simple arithmetic:spidey:.

[Mr. Edward Hyde]

"I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip. "-Patrick Bateman.

[Spider-X]

My penis is so advanced it can perform simple arithmetic:spidey:.
2 words...cock push-ups...they do wonders!

[SLVRSR4]

My disproportionate body

[ShadowBoxing]

Limited Sense of Humor

[Riven]

I don't feel I'm as smart as I could/should be.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

My penis is so advanced it can perform simple arithmetic:spidey:.LMFAO......that's rich.
I'm gonna convince your hog to do my taxes for me next year, cool ?

[Twitch]

My stupidity

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I can see it in your avatar. :(

My condolences.

[Sarge]

1. I'm obsessed with mortality,not an hour goes by that I don't think,"NOOOooo,I don't want to die....EVER! But I will...I WILL,no matter what."

2. I'm well aware that worrying about the inevitable is foolish,and yet I constantly have to struggle to remember to stop worrying about the inevitable.

3.Since my last relationship ended,I'm pretty much only truly happy when I'm drunk.

4.There was a time when I had the biggest band in town and big labels were making offers,but right on cue,the band broke up because of drugs,insanity and financial squabbles.Now,although I'm the best guitarist/songwriter,I just don't care anymore....the part of my brain that's responsible for "Ambition" has atrophied beyond repair.

5.I seem to be only a semi-human reptilian.Some people at work think I'm "quiet",but it's only because I couldn't care less about "how their weekend was" or what they think or have to say.Solitary confinement would be no problem for me at all.
I love my Mom dearly,but I really wouldn't be sad if I never saw her again.I never,ever call my friends or girlfriends,they always have to call me.
I say I hate 90% of the people I meet,but when I get to know them,I usually like them fine...it's just that I don't care enough to get to know most of them.

6.People think I'm an aloof ***hole because I never smile.Why don't I smile? It just never occurs to me unless I'm drunk and laughing my ass off.

7. Three out of Five thoughts I have per day are exceptionally dirty,to an almost crippling degree.I'm scared that if I'd been alive in Nazi Germany,I'd've been one of the ones to cheerfully go along with it all.I'm too evil,but I don't want to be.That's really appalling,no control over your own personality.

8.I can't drive a car.Everytime I try,I'm overwhelmed by the fact that all it would take is one little tap of my foot,and tons of pedestrians and fellow motorists could be killed.I'm afraid to be in control of a 2 ton killing machine.

9.I don't stand up for what I believe because the world is so ****ed up,it seems futile.


There are a few. :)
Did you steal my brain? :eek:

Y'know...except for the band/drunkenness/car part.

[The Question]

I am often times desgusted with myself after I...........make myself happy.

[DBella]

Apalling? My stubbornness.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Did you steal my brain? http://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/smilies/eek.gif

Y'know...except for the band/drunkenness/car part.



Yes, that's the other thing I hate about myself. I stole your brain. http://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/smilies/frown.gif

And I knew you needed it. But, I just...WANTED it, so I took it. What an egocentric BASTARD! :(

Sorry dude, but at least you'll be a lot happier now that you're too brainless to over-analyze everything and obsess about the inevitable, right ?! :)

[Twitch]

I can see it in your avatar. :(

My condolences.

Thank you :(

[Sarge]

Yes, that's the other thing I hate about myself. I stole your brain. http://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/smilies/frown.gif

And I knew you needed it. But, I just...WANTED it, so I took it. What an egocentric BASTARD! :(

Sorry dude, but at least you'll be a lot happier now that you're too brainless to over-analyze everything and obsess about the inevitable, right ?! :)
I forget math. :)

[Spider-X]

I forget math. :)
you're in luck! talk to Peacekeeper's wang and whenever you have problems with that...i've heard great things!

[Mr. Edward Hyde]

I am often times desgusted with myself after I...........make myself happy.
I hate masterbating. I always feel like I'm just degrading myself. Like I'm pathetic. I go for as long as I can without doing it. I just feel like an ape for giving in to urges like that. :o

[The Question]

Yeah. It's kinda like that for me. But it's more that I just get depressed. Y'know. I get the feeling that I'm never gonna have a girlfriend. That the kinda person who resorts to such acts will never find a girl who like him.

[JLBats]

Im really sarcastic and smart assed.... and thats all I can think of.....I think Im alright looking

There should be a club.

[Mr. Edward Hyde]

Yeah. It's kinda like that for me. But it's more that I just get depressed. Y'know. I get the feeling that I'm never gonna have a girlfriend. That the kinda person who resorts to such acts will never find a girl who like him.
Erm... Not me. And My Dad told me this yesterday:

Him:
Did you know 98% of all men masterbate in the shower? Yeah, the other 2% sing. Do you know what song they sing?

Me:No.

Him:Neither do I.

...He was drunk. :o

[The Question]

I would asume so.

[JLBats]

Erm... Not me. And My Dad told me this yesterday:

Him:
Did you know 98% of all men masterbate in the shower? Yeah, the other 2% sing. Do you know what song they sing?

Me:No.

Him:Neither do I.

...He was drunk. :o

Wow... that's depressing.

I sing ring around the penis. Rosies. Never mind.

[The Question]

I just contimplate the meaninglesness of existance.

[Gamma Ray]

I'm kind of selfish at times.


GET OUT OF MY THREAD!

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Yeah. It's kinda like that for me. But it's more that I just get depressed. Y'know. I get the feeling that I'm never gonna have a girlfriend.People that worry about the possibility of never having a girlfriend never get one.

Girls are attracted to unique individuals, not simpering WORRIERS! :mad:

[The Question]

OK. I'll take that into consideration.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

No, don't "consider" it. LIVE IT!

Make yourself into the person you like and then UNLEASH that person on the unsuspecting girls!

They'll love you for it!

[The Original Bamfer]

I'm honest.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I'm honest.Oh, so you suffer from a lot of self-loathing because you tell it like it is?

:rolleyes:

maybe what you meant is that you're socially inept and egocentric.

[The Question]

No, don't "consider" it. LIVE IT!

Make yourself into the person you like and then UNLEASH that person on the unsuspecting girls!

They'll love you for it!

You're right!!! I'll be confident. I'll be all "Hi ladies. Hows things. Oh really. An award? That's rather impressive. Hey, want a soda? Oh, you have money. Well, you mind if I sit with you? Cool. So, hows the family? Oh really. How sad. How did he...? Cancer? That's too bad. How you holding up? That's good. I went through the same thing when my grandpa died. Yeah. Hey, hows things with school?"

[The Original Bamfer]

wow, what an ass... :D :up:

[Valorman]

http://photos21.flickr.com/27482676_db95c3e28e.jpg


nuf said

[Odin's Lapdog]

I can't take a compliment of any shape or form seriously coming from anyone about anything.

I have a tendancy to mess things up for myself for myself when things are going well no matter what I do, it's like a subconcious protective reflex action, i never know i'm doing it until it's already happened.

I've got my own unique physical characteristics but i'm not appalled by them, i kinda embrace them as it makes me realise that i shouldn't judge other solely on what they look like, cause i wouldn't want to be judged the same way, whether positively or negatively.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I have a tendancy to mess things up for myself for myself when things are going well no matter what I do, .

You poor bastard. :(

You have a tendancy to repeat yourself.

[Odin's Lapdog]

i do i do

[psychocheeseman]

I drink to much, get sleazy...it aint cool...i just finished a bender which lasted over a month drinking almost everynight, i had 4 nights sober.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I'm mortal. :(

[The Demon's Head]

My face.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

yeah, you're pretty hideous. :(

[Hades]

I pretty much find everything about myself appalling...it's like there's this echoing in my head of everything i hate about myself continually...i think i'm insane?

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Don't listen to the pro-sayers.
You ARE insane.

Not your fault though...luck of the draw. :(

[Wilhelm-Scream]

http://photos21.flickr.com/27482676_db95c3e28e.jpgNot THIS far-gone though. Right?

[AmbientFire]

I have really lousy stamina even though i am seemingly fit. I look like I hit the gym every once in a while, but I NEVER work out so i have ZERO stamina. I can't play football, soccer, tennis or any kind of sport and i hate that.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

So, you're a, poser ? :confused:

[Hades]

Edit.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Hades, Your Mom said you can only get on the net for 10 hours a day!

[Hades]

Well your mom says otherwise.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

The fact that I'm so "subversive" and "anti-establishment" up "HERE", and yet I kow-tow for MONEY!
:(

I'd gladly chew the gonads off (or out) of every person at my work if I could be ensured a modest house on an island with an 80 track recording studio in the basement, an endless stream of obscure sci-fi/horror dvd's and a red-headed, smart-girl who loved me.

[Equinox]

The fact that Im me :confused:

[Silver Sable]

A few people find most appealing of me are my eyes.They say my eye lashes are long

[Equint77]

my lack of self control is appalling.

But it's fun to watch me as I hit bottom. :D

[Wilhelm-Scream]

A few people find most appealing of me are my eyes.They say my eye lashes are longWhy not stay on topic? :confused:

[Silver Sable]

It is on topic

[JStorm]

Sable's eyes are sexy!! :o

[JStorm]

Oh, and I find my charm to be most appealing.

[Silver Sable]

Sable's eyes are sexy!! :o

Thanks
:(

[JStorm]

Why the long face? You do have great eyes, as you say. And you deserve the praise.

[Silver Sable]

But you posted the embarrass face lol

[Wilhelm-Scream]

It is on topicappalling is,like, the OPPOSITE of "appealing".
This thread is about things about yourself that disgust you.
Are people really dismayed and shocked by the consternation of your eyes? :confused:

[Silver Sable]

Ahh man! I'm a dope.Sorry :o

[JStorm]

But you posted the embarrass face lol

I am embarrased at a womans beauty... I can not live up to their glory and majesty. :D

[Silver Sable]

Don't be.It's sweet :up:

[JStorm]

Sable and I make sweet babys!

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I am embarrased at a womans beauty... I can not live up to their glory and majesty. :DThey put their pants on one leg at a time just like everyone else.
(although it's more...compelling when they do it. :D )

[JStorm]

They put their pants on one leg at a time just like everyone else.
(although it's more...compelling when they do it. :D )

They put their pants on one leg at a time?! :eek:

I thought they always wore skirts?

[Super_Child]

My acne, thats all. I god damn hate it and when its gone I'll feel a lot better.

[Phantasm]

My sensitivity. Its good to be passionate but...when you are just AS sensitive as I am...then it kinda gets embarrasing...

And I HATE my height.Just too short!

[GammaMike]

My sensitivity. Its good to be passionate but...when you are just AS sensitive as I am...then it kinda gets embarrasing...

And I HATE my height.Just too short!

I don't know, short girls are kinda hott.

[War Lord]

My sensitivity. Its good to be passionate but...when you are just AS sensitive as I am...then it kinda gets embarrasing...

And I HATE my height.Just too short!

You look just right to me, babe.

[Isildur´s Heir]

I´m butt ugly.
My face looks like a train wreck.....dogs bark, babies cry and people just run away when i walk down the street.
It´s common knowledge that people can go insane if they look at my face very longer.

Oh yeah, and i smell....and have 6 toes and finger...and something that looks like a little tail...and i drool....a lot

Besides that, i´m just perfect :D

[Abaddon]

I hate my sexiness.:(

[Wilhelm-Scream]

yeah, people don't realize how hard it is. :(

[Abaddon]

and lonely too.:(

[comicgirl]

I hate my sexiness.:(me too

[Abaddon]

we should form a support group.:(

[comicgirl]

we should form a support group.:(yes...For Those Who Are Too #$%#$ Sexy...Sexy Anonymus

[Wilhelm-Scream]

My name is Fredrick Gibson and...I'm effing HAWT! :(

[Drakon]

I've got a bit of a belly, and I'm really self conscience of my cleft chin. Everyone calls it a butt-chin and they laugh. But when I call them a buttface and I laugh, they don't get it.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I sweat like crazy. My girlfriend used to say, "I love how you splash your hair with water when you get off work." and I'm like, "erm...that's not water."

[Outsiderzedge]

There is nothing about myself that I don't like.

[Hades]

I've got a bit of a belly, and I'm really self conscience of my cleft chin. Everyone calls it a butt-chin and they laugh. But when I call them a buttface and I laugh, they don't get it.
ME TOO!! people always make fun of my cleft chin, well when they notice it at least. I hate it. And my curly hair, very frustrating. I just chopped a bunch of it off right now...uh, i also wish i was taller. I also have ****ed up teeth, i need braces but lack the money to do so.

I pretty much loath everything about myself.

[Hades]

I sweat like crazy. My girlfriend used to say, "I love how you splash your hair with water when you get off work." and I'm like, "erm...that's not water."
Are you serious? cause that's disguisting. I guess i should be happy i don't sweat very much.

[Tsunulia]

I don't like how addicted I am to the computer............:(

[Mr Sparkle]

I sweat like crazy. My girlfriend used to say, "I love how you splash your hair with water when you get off work." and I'm like, "erm...that's not water."


:) I hate my ears they stick out too much in a gable-esque manner that really pisses me off.

[The Last Meatbag]

My hair, how skinny I am, the way I walk, my braces, and my nose is a biggun

[Sabretooth]

My man boobs. :(

[Hades]

Whoa, I just looked at the last page...I don't remember posting any of that.
I must have been on drugs that night.

[War Lord]

My man boobs. :(

Just think of yourself as the perfect self-pleaser. You have the best of both worlds.

Nothing's changed, I'm still highly unappealing.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

My hair, how skinny I am, the way I walk, my braces, and my nose is a biggun...and how you're K.D. Lang. :(

Or wait, which one of you was that?
I always mix 'em up.

[DBella]

I try too hard to look for the good in people that many times I fail to see the red flag even if I'm looking right at it. And I'm too forgiving.

Look-wise, my only complain is that I would like to have more curves. I'm not too skinny but I would like to have a little bit more booty.

[Demon Within]

I hate the fact I cant find an underground revolutionary group to join that liberates the world from the hell its in. I would love to find this group but am unable too. I hate this about myself.

[Demon Within]

I try too hard to look for the good in people that many times I fail to see the red flag even if I'm looking right at it. And I'm too forgiving.

Look-wise, my only complain is that I would like to have more curves. I'm not too skinny but I would like to have a little bit more booty.

I love chicks with no booty. Dont underestimate yourself because like the saying goes theres someone for everyone. For every guy that loves booty there one that loves the tiny ones.

[The Riddler]

the supreme confidence i have in myself.

perhaps if i could tone it down a bit and be more down to earth.

alas, i cannot.

[Honey Vibe]

I have really bad dandruff, and I hate the way my teeth have a yellow tint to them.

[War Lord]

I have really bad dandruff, and I hate the way my teeth have a yellow tint to them.

Other than that you're just perfect, honey bunch.

[DBella]

I love chicks with no booty. Dont underestimate yourself because like the saying goes theres someone for everyone. For every guy that loves booty there one that loves the tiny ones.
Hey, I didn't say I've no booty!! :mad: :o It's not flat (I'd die if I have a flat butt :( ) but it's not Beyonce's either. I love her booty. :O

[Demon Within]

I have really bad dandruff, and I hate the way my teeth have a yellow tint to them.

Have you tried head and shoulder or brushing your hair to the scalp after showering? This sometimes helps the excess shampoo off the hair to prevent it from sinking on your scalp causing dryness. Brush twice a day using mouthwash in the morning.

[War Lord]

Hey, I didn't say I've no booty!! :mad: :o It's not flat (I'd die if I have a flat butt :( ) but it's not Beyonce's either. I love her booty. :O

Why don't you visit her with a machete and take it home?

Duct tape fixes everything.

You could also do more squats.

[Demon Within]

Hey, I didn't say I've no booty!! :mad: :o It's not flat (I'd die if I have a flat butt :( ) but it's not Beyonce's either. I love her booty. :O

Well I dont so yours is therefor perfect to me. Enjoy the fact that somewhere someone is picturing your booty as perfect and someone they want to get involved with.

[War Lord]

Well I dont so yours is therefor perfect to me. Enjoy the fact that somewhere someone is picturing your booty as perfect and someone they want to get involved with.

Every woman who is bent over has a perfect booty.

[Demon Within]

Every woman who is bent over has a perfect booty.

How right you are. Though that my friend is for another thread.

[DBella]

Why don't you visit her with a machete and take it home?

Duct tape fixes everything.

You could also do more squats.
I really dig your style. You bring out the psycho ***** in me. :o
Where are my sharpies?....

[DBella]

Well I dont so yours is therefor perfect to me. Enjoy the fact that somewhere someone is picturing your booty as perfect and someone they want to get involved with.
Are you one of those guys who dig skinny chicks? And I mean SKINNY.

[Socrates]

I have dry skin, and dry hair. :(

But my hair is also pretty curly, which is really annoying. And my eyes USED to be more blue-ish, but are now this brilliant green color.

[Demon Within]

Are you one of those guys who dig skinny chicks? And I mean SKINNY.

No im one of those guys who digs chicks who know themselves and except it and love it. Women who dress to there size and have the highest confidence in themselves because they know they look good. There breasts no matter what size are good enough for them, just like there booty. Ill tell you right now you look perfect. Dont wish for more or less, you were born with everything you need to succeed.

[The Riddler]

No im one of those guys who digs chicks who know themselves and except it and love it. Women who dress to there size and have the highest confidence in themselves because they know they look good. There breasts no matter what size are good enough for them, just like there booty. Ill tell you right now you look perfect. Dont wish for more or less, you were born with everything you need to succeed.
that isn't particularly true.

despite the fact you were going for the corny angle in your post, i have to say that people with severe disabilities cannot succeed with what they were born with.

[Demon Within]

that isn't particularly true.

despite the fact you were going for the corny angle in your post, i have to say that people with severe disabilities cannot succeed with what they were born with.

If you want to take that route then sure. Sadly they were born with somethings not being as they should. Im reffering to those born without severe disabilites but who think there less because of what the media shows them. I wouldnt call it corny but the everyday man perspective. Very few marry a supermodel, and even those who do dont like every physical feature on them.

[FunBobPants]

im actually bigfoot. im posting from the middle of the canadian rockies :(

[Demon Within]

im actually bigfoot. im posting from the middle of the canadian rockies :(

Well we welcome everyone..even mythical creatures. Is it true what they say about big feet? :confused:

[Wilhelm-Scream]

and I hate the way my teeth have a yellow tint to them.That's pretty gross. You know, we have protocols for dealing with that s*** these days.:):up:

[Man-Thing]

My nose stays dirty with boogers.

[Demon Within]

My nose stays dirty with boogers.

you dont pick it :confused:

[Kritish]

I'm the son of Satan.

[Hudson]

my personality.

[Man-Thing]

you dont pick it :confused:continually.:(

[Erzengel]

I always have to be right and the person I'm debating has to admit they're wrong for me to get satisfaction.

[The Last Meatbag]

...and how you're K.D. Lang. :(

Or wait, which one of you was that?
I always mix 'em up.


......not me

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Which one is K.D. La....Winter Spleen.

[NEWcomicbook123]

Which one is K.D. La....Winter Spleen.

I'm post-op K.D. Lang. :mad:

[Abaddon]

my personality.

:csad:

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I am a very compassionate, empathetic and non-judgemental person and also a judgemental ass**** who is full of hatred for most humans and doesn't give a s***.............and it fluctuates wildly from moment to moment. :(


I'd like to go forward with either one or the other.

[The Original Bamfer]

You know, Wilhelm, the title of this thread is very deceiving.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

How? :huh:

[The Original Bamfer]

"Appalling" is pretty similar to "appealing."



That's my fault for not reading it. :dry:

[Mr. Wooden Alligator]

I'm apathetic and on rare occasions callous to the plight of others, if it doesn't involve me in any way.

[Abaddon]

I don't like having all this hair in my buttcrack.:down

[Kritish]

Arrogance
Sexual deviancy
Cynicism
My toes

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I don't like having all this hair in my buttcrack.:down

You just won the thread!

[Speedball]

I have weird toes.
My big toes are really big compared to the others, and I can grab stuff like a monkey with them.

[Kritish]

I have weird toes.
My big toes are really big compared to the others, and I can grab stuff like a monkey with them.

You've gotta be kidding! I can do that too! :wow:

[Spider-Fan]

-Anger

I have a terrible temper.

Also hate my initial shyness around new people.

[Speedball]

You've gotta be kidding! I can do that too! :wow:
My family makes fun of me when I pick stuff up with them.:csad:
I can also bend my knees the wrong way pretty far.

[Kritish]

My family makes fun of me when I pick stuff up with them.:csad:
I can also bend my knees the wrong way pretty far.

I can hold a coffee mug with mine! :wow:

[DV8]

hardcore procrastinator . . . and I know I have so much potential . . . it's like something my dad would say to me, only I have to say it to myself :(

[Speedball]

I can hold a coffee mug with mine! :wow:
I just tried, and so can I!:wow:

[Kritish]

I just tried, and so can I!:wow:

The ladies love my flexibility, but remember, with great power comes great responsibility. :o

[Abaddon]

You just won the thread!

I don't understand what function it's supposed to serve. Intelligent design my anus.:down

[blind_fury]

I won't tell Delilah my weakness. :ninja:

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I don't understand what function it's supposed to serve. Intelligent design my anus.:downheh, What I was told on PBS was that the direction the hair goes, all over your head and body, is perfectly suited to take moisture and channel it downward away from your body.

as in a case where a naked caveman is running around outside, and it starts raining on him....the water with channel down and off of him, so he won't get as cold and die of exposure.

lol, one of the stupidest things I've heard. :up:

[Tempest19]

Arrogant. Hot headed.

Although I try to be more like Clark Kent, I am alot more like Smallville's Lex Luthor. I don't know where this stems from. Maybe the money, because I'm almost typical of a cliched rich kid, but never that popular- as I said... I'm Smallville's Lex seeking to be more like Clark.

[Mee]

heh, What I was told on PBS was that the direction the hair goes, all over your head and body, is perfectly suited to take moisture and channel it downward away from your body.

as in a case where a naked caveman is running around outside, and it starts raining on him....the water with channel down and off of him, so he won't get as cold and die of exposure.

lol, one of the stupidest things I've heard. :up:
Nobody likes a wet caveman. :huh: