Flamer: the Series

[Abaddon]

Into every generation a Flamer is born.She alone must stand against the spammers,the trolls,and the forces of dorkness.She is the Flamer.



-TEASER-

Fade in to a dark parking lot, the remains of one of Peacekeeper’s threads. A young woman struggles to find her car keys when a man approaches.

Strike hard: Need some help?

Twylight: No,thank you I’m fine.

Strike hard: Relax.I’m not a black.*raises his hands* See?No weapons or fried chicken.You’re
pretty much same with me.

Twylight: Oh…God.*frantically searches her pockets*

Strike hard: You know what I’m sick of hearing of in the news?Innocent little white girls being killed by minorities.But,then again...*his face changes into a distorted,demonic shape*
I’m a sucker for racial tension

Twylight: AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Fray: Hey,you.

Strike hard: Huh?*turns around*Get out of here.

Fray: Are you guys fighting?Cause,you know, fighting’s not cool.

Twylight: Run!!Get help!!

Strike-hard: No,she can stay.I could use an appetizer.

Fray: And I could use some back-breaking sex,but I don’t you see you delivering.

Strike hard: heh.I’ll have to prove you wrong on that one.

Fray: And I’ll have to get rid of you,so lets get it over with.

Strike hard: *advances* Alright,quickie it is…


Strike hard leaps out at as Fray delivers a hard kick to the abdomen.


Strike hard: *wincing* You shouldn’t be here girly.

Fray: Neither should you,but I guess your parents made a big "oops" on that one.

Strike hard:Whoa.The chick has claws.Did watching all those Spice Girls videos give you a sense of empowerment.*gives her a hard left hook*

Fray: *stumbles back* No.Did watching all that gay porn,give you penis envy?

Strike hard: Why…cause I’m asian?

Fray: No,cause you’re a d**khead.

Strike hard: Says the chick who lurks around without posting.

Fray: That would hurt,if it wasn’t coming from a loser who has nothing better to do than to stir up trouble on this board.

Strike hard: Well,are you jealous of my popularity?

Fray: *takes out her pointed weapon* Hmm,30 post a day,and every thread you’ve made has been closed.Yeah,real popular.

Strike hard: …*PWND*

The demonic spammer burns and disintegrates into a smelly meat substitute.

Fray: That was almost dangerous.*turns to the woman* Are you okay?

Twylight: I’m fine.*nods stunned*

Fray: Then you should get home.*walks away*

Twylight How’d you do that?

Fray: It’s what I do.

Twylight: But,…you’re just a newb.

Fray: That’s what I keep saying.

Fade to black, and cut to opening credits.


http://www.superherohype.com/forums/image.php?u=21062&dateline=1119756169 Fray Ok
http://www.superherohype.com/forums/image.php?u=3169&dateline=1119249408 Daisy
http://www.superherohype.com/forums/image.php?u=15946&dateline=1113690215 Herr Logan

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/image.php?u=14551&dateline=1119303585 Twylight
http://www.superherohype.com/forums/image.php?u=15199&dateline=1116096215 Gunblade
http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/6011/flamer6bl.gif
Written and created by: Abaddon

[WuTangDisciple]

Nice. One thing, that black line about the fired chicken and no gun I found racist and offensive.

[Abaddon]

Well,I don't mean to offend at all,but that was done purposely.Strike hard usually makes comments like that.Don't take it personal.

[Abaddon]

Episode 1: Welcome to the SHHellmouth


Fray: Choices.Life seems to be full of them.Whether we choose to join a club,or post in thread,is up to us.But destiny?There’s no choice there.No running.How do I know this?You’ll see…

The bell rings and Fray walks into her class.

Fray: Spider-Man Comics 101..My first class here at Hype High.Guess what just made the top of my list of things I don’t want to talk about.

LarryLegend: Welcome,Ms.Ok.It’s nice to see you found the class alright.Please take a seat.

Fray: :yay:

Larrylegend: Class,please welcome our new student,Fray Ok.

Fray: Oh,great.Point out the fact that I’m new.That’s a great way to start my day.

TWHIP!: NOOB!!

The class breaks out in light laughter.Fray goes and takes a seat in the back of the classroom.

Fray: *mutters under her breath* jackass.

Larrylegend: That’s enough class.Now,lets get on with the lesson.everyone open your Marvel Handbooks to chapter 7.Yesterday we got into a lively discussion on why JMS might have used Gwen Stacy to further his Sins Past arc.

Venom Drool: Because he felt the need to ruin her character in order to further his plot.

Fray: She wasn’t a character.

The class turns around and stares at her.

LarryLegend: Would you care to elaborate on that?

Fray: Well what I mean is,she wasn’t a character in the Sins Past Arc. She was just a means to an end.

Larrylegend: And what was that end?*crosses his arms*

Fray: Like she said,to further his plot.he wanted to change the way Spider-man,and the readers as well view his world.He managed to take some guilt off of Peter’s shoulders for her death,and to make a sacred character something entirely different.She wasn’t Gwen.Her entire history was changed for his plot purposes.Both she and Norman Osborn together were keys to completing his plot device.A giant machine of incongruity,and deception.

Larrylegend: Well,Ms. Ok.I think you’ll like it here just fine.J

Cut to the SM2 boards

Odin’s Lapdog: The girl is here.

Daisy: Are you sure?

Odin: Yes,she’s arrived.You should go and find her.

Daisy: Like that’ll be easy.:rolleyes:
She ran away from the last Viewer who informed her of her destiny.

Odin: She’ll relate to you.Use your female kinship,she’ll come around.

Daisy: *sighs* If you say so.

Odin: Good.I’ll inform the Viewers Council.

Daisy: Right,she should be in Hype High School.*turns to leave*

Odin: Oh and Daisy--

Daisy: Forget it Odin.We’re over.You’re just going to have to accept that we’re not together anymore.

Odin: Actually I was gonna tell you,this girls our last hope.

Daisy: Oh..*she nods in agreement,trying to hold back her embarassment*

the bell rings and and Everyone leaves the class.Fray is met by awkward looks,and her notes are knocked to the ground as a poster pushing her out of his way.

Fray: Jerk.*bends down trying to gather her notes*

Elijya: Oh,didn’t see you there.Maybe people would notice you,if you actually
had an avatar.

Elijya and a group of posters laugh as he approaches them.They each wear sashes with the words “Shadaloo Pwns You”

Twylight: Here,let me help.*kneels down* Don’t mind them.They make a sport out of making newbs feel worthless.*she looks up at her* Hey…I know you.

Fray: Do you?*grabs her notes and stands*

Twylight: yeah.You’re that girl from the other night,right?

Fray: Um…yea.*smiles nervously*

Twylight: *standing*You saved me from that idiot.

Fray: Yeah,well.I have no tolerance for those.*starts walking* Though usually hybrids give more trouble

Twylight: *follows* He was like some sort of monster.How’d you….get rid of him.

Fray: I just used some wit,wisdom.There the strongest weapons you’ll ever carry.With them,any idiot like him can be defeated.

Twylight: He burst into flames.

Fray: Well,that happens occasionally.

Twylight: I’ve never seen anything like that.I mean people flame all the time here, but that--it was amazing…like something out of a comic boo--

Fray: Look,it wasn’t anything special.I appreciate the thanks,but you don’t owe me anything.I’m just a normal girl alright?!!:mad:

Twylight: fine.:confused:

Twylight stops and watches Fray leave.Fray turns around a corner and bumps into Gunblade as she walks with her friend Kritic.

Gunblade: ****! Watch it newb.

Fray: You were in my way.

Gunblade: No,newbie.You bumped into me.

Fray: yes,I did….because you were in my way,now move.

Gunblade: *scoffs* Don’t get all big and bad with me,sweety.You shouldn’t even be talking to me.Now go run along to your little Batforums,or wherever the hell you belong.

Fray: Eat me.

Gunblade: Excuse me?

Fray: You heard me.

Kritic: Ladies, please.Can’t you both take this to a mud pit somewhere?

Gunny\Fray: Shutup.

Gunblade: I’m about 3 seconds away from taking you out,so I suggest you leave NOW.

Fray: Or what,you’ll bull***** me to death?

Gunblade: One…two….

Doc Ock: Three.All three of you head to the Principles office NOW!

Kritic: huh?

Doc Ock: I will not tolerate this kind of behavior in the hallways.Go.

Kritic: Oh please,I wasn’t even a part of this.

Ock extends his tentacles and grabs the the three of them by the waist

Doc Ock: Tell it to Principal Kipobe.*tosses the three of them into the principals office*

[Joker]

HA!

That's awesome dude :D

[Elijya]

wow, hey, I finally got mentioned in one of these things. Took ****ing long enough. thanks abaddon :up:

[GunBlade]

Heh..

[bored]

funny hype thread and tapirs on tv at once? life is good.

[Abaddon]

Kipobe’s office

Principal Kipobe: Welcome,welcome.Why are you here?

Gunblade: Doc Ock was being an ass.

Principal Kipobe: Bite your tongue.:mad: He’s my beer guy.:)

Kritic: Can I leave?I don’t even belong here.

Principal Kipobe: I’m sure your mother thinks so as well.Haha brilliant!:confused::up:

Kritic:…..

Principal Kipobe: Now,why did he bring you into my office?

Fray: Well sh--

Gunblade: I was just escorting this new student to class.Isn’t that right….*leans over and
looks at Frays notes* Gwen Stac? *nudges her*

Fray: My name is Fray.

Gunblade: Whatever.Just doing a good deed that’s all,Principal Kipobe.

Principal Kipobe: Please,just call me Kipobe.

Kritic: Alright,Kipobe can we leave?

Principal Kipobe: It’s Principal Kipobe.Didn’t your mother teach you manners?I’ll have to slap the b**ch when I get home.*laughs and slaps his knee*

the students exhange blank stares

Principal Kipobe: What?Don’t you kids have a sense of humor?:confused:

Kritic: Not when youre making stupid jokes at our expense.

Principal Kipobe: Actually,it’s just at your expense.

Fray: I think we’re late for class.

Principal Kipobe: Right,then we should get to it.Now why are you three here?

Gunblade: Um….wrong room.

Principal Kipobe: What?You distracted me from doing nothing for nothing?Get out of here!

The three stand and leave the room, while the principal stares at his palm

Principal Kipobe: Hey,I think a line moved.Haha brilliant!

Fray: Well that was pointless.

Gunblade: Whatever.

Gunblade and kritic walk past Fray and up a staircase.Fray wanders around the halls for a bit,before stopping by a door where violent sounds are heard.

Fray: what the hell is that?*peeks through the window,where she sees a long staircase leading to the basement* Should I even bother?Ah,,whatever.

She opens the door and walks slowly down the dark staircase.As she descends she struck by the smell of burning plastic and spam.

Fray: Hello?Is everything okay down there?

She reaches the landing and walks around the dank area.She turns then and see’s a door.On the window is written “Welcome to Room 666”.

Fray: This should be fun.:rolleyes: *opens the door*

Just then a a tall,masked man opens the door.He looks at Fray curiously.

Spawn: *tilting his head* New blood.

Fray: excuse me?

Spawn: You’re the next.

Fray: The next what?

Spawn: Not as bright as the last one.

Fray: *backs away and pulls out her weapon* Who are you?

Spawn: Unimpressed. *hands her a booklet* Find and flame.

Fray:*looks at him apprehensively* What is this?*takes the booklet*

Spawn: Find and flame.Now go someone upstairs waiting for you.

Fray: *moves towards the staircase*

Spawn: Go!

Fray: *runs up the stairs quickly*

Spawn: *shakes head* Newbs.

As Fray reaches the top of the stairs and opens the door to find a woman standing in front of her


Daisy: Hi.

Fray: Ahh!! *moves to stab with her pointed weapon*

Daisy: *catches Frays wrist in her hand* I see you’re well prepared.Lets go.

Fray: Are you with him?

Daisy: With who?

Fray: The man downstairs.The room 666 guy.

Daisy: Um..there’s no room down there.

Fray: What are you talking about?

Daisy: I’m sure there’s no room down there.We have to leave now.

Fray: But--

Daisy: You can explain to me later.*pulls her by the wrist*
Your destiny awaits.

[Abaddon]

wow, hey, I finally got mentioned in one of these things. Took ****ing long enough. thanks abaddon :up:


No problem,boss.:up:


Besides I owed you for unboring me.:confused:




Apologies for any spelling errors. I don't do much proofreading.:o:o

[WuTangDisciple]

Lookin good.

[LarryLegend]

Nice story and I'm in it. Thanks Abaddon.

*Note to self Abaddon goes in my next piece.*

[Fray Ok]

Amusing.

[Abaddon]

The Hype School Library
Daisy pushes through the doors and walks over to the desk

Fray:Look,just go away. I don’t want to be a part of this.

Daisy: This is your--

Fray: Destiny. Yeah, I know. You keep saying it like it means something. I don’t have a destiny!!!

Daisy: Wrong.What it means is this: into every generation a Flamer is born. One girl with the strength and skill to ward off the--

Fray: spammers, trolls, and flying monkeys. I’ve heard the story. That’s not me. I don’t want any part of it.

Daisy: You don’t have to want it. Its your calling, and you must see it through.

Fray: Says who? The Viewers Council?Some group of wealthy posters who suddenly have ownership over my rights? This is my choice. I choose not to be the Flamer. Go find some other girl.

Daisy: There is no other girl, you are the chosen one. You are no different than any of the
Flamers that came before you.

Fray: Please,there are plenty of others who can do the same job.

Daisy: Its your duty.

Fray: God,why can’t you people just leave me alone?!I’m just a normal poster,I didn’t ask for any of this.

Daisy: So,what then? Youre going to pretend like this isn’t your responsibility? There are dark forces gathering as we speak. If you shirk your duties than this message board, and the entire Net will be thrown into turmoil. Are you willing to let that happen?

the bell rings

Fray: *sighs* Right now,all I’m worried about is what to put in my sig, and how long it’ll take for me to get an avatar.*storms out of the library*

Daisy: Wait…*follows*

Fray: If your going to tell me any more about my sworn duties, than save your breath. Its over, I quit.

Daisy: You can’t quit. Lives are depending on you.

Fray: And did you or the others ever stop to think about what I want? Or what I need? This not the kind of life I asked for.All I wanted to do was to find a place to fit in, where people will read my comments and grow to respect me for being a good poster. Not for being the Flamer.


Posters exit their classes and walk through the hallways.Some sop and stare as the drama unfolds

Daisy: Too many posters are counting on you, I can’t let you leave.

Fray: *throws the handbook on the ground* Well, then they're just going to have to be disappointed. We’re done here.*walks away*

Daisy:*to herself* Yep. She came around alright

Daisy watches as she leaves with a defeated expression on her face.she bends down to pick up the handbook. Twylight peeks out of library


Cut to Shadaloo Headquarters.The Shadaloo army gathers and kneels before the base of a large statue where a small altar is formed.


Shadaloo members: All hail Lord Bison. Our great leader, wise poster, and sexy beast.


A figure then approaches the group from behind them


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/dialog-vega3.gif: And well hung.You forgot the most important part.*sighs* Why is it so difficult to find good help these days.Elijya!!!!

Elijya: yes sir.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/Spider_Lantern/bison6.bmp: How are our plans going?

Elijya: Very well sir. SHHdale will be ours in a matter of days,and no one is the wiser.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/Spider_Lantern/bison3.bmp: excellent.Once the final stages of my grand plan are put into place chaos destroy the Hype,and I will reign supreme.No will be able to stop us.MWAHAHAHHAA!!!!!!!

[Abaddon]

super saiyan runs down to where Bison stands,breathing heavily

Super saiyan: Sir,I have bad news.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/vega_6.jpg: I didn’t save any money on my car insurance by switching to Geico?

Elijya: Those lying bastards.

Super Saiyan: No.I just came from the High school *pants* There’s a new student.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/dialog-vega1.gif: Why should I care,I graduated high school.

Elijya: Actually you dropped out,sir.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/Bison1.gif: Tomayto,tomahtoe.

Super saiyan: You don’t understand. This new girl’s The Flamer.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/Bison_shocked.jpg Whaaa???

Elijya: Are you sure?

Super Saiyan: Yes. I heard her arguing with that hot librarian.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/ex3-vega.jpg: I thought the Flamer was dead.

Elijya: Well,according to our records, each time a Flamer croaks another one is chosen.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/Spider_Lantern/bison4.bmp:
Well,that’s a b**ch.

[Abaddon]

Super saiyan: Well she didn’t seem as tough as the last.She said something about quitting.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/dialog-vega1.gif: That’s good news.

Elijya: She could still be a thorn in our sides.We can’t take any chances.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/dialog-vega3.gif: yes yes, you’re right,Elijya.SS.send a team to eliminate this new Flamer.

Super saiyan: Of course sir.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/Spider_Lantern/1085635345618.jpg:We’ll have her flame doused before she ever thinks of getting in the way. Heh. Flame.
Doused. I think I made a funny.

Elijya: Not really sir.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/dialog-vega3.gif: Well..laugh anyway. AHAHAhAHAHA!!!!!!

Elijya: *sighs and laughs half-heartedly* AHAhahAHHAA!!!

Shadaloo members: AHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhA!!!!!

[bored]

i am still enjoying this. almost makes up for TomWelling4Supes leaving and abandoning the Hype comic.

[Kipobe]

I like the way my ability to not make any sense was truly captured while remaining true to the spirit that is/was KPB.

Well done. I have no idea what's going one here. :up:

[Abaddon]

Thanks.I don't think I'd ever compare this to Tom's,but the comments are much appreciated.:)

[Kipobe]

Tom?

[Abaddon]

tomwelling4supes.:o

[WuTangDisciple]

I´m laughing, but I don´t know why.

[Abaddon]

Back at Hype High School Fray sits on the steps of the third floor staircase. A few doors down political discussions can be heard. Twylight approaches Fray quietly.


Twylight: Hey, are you okay?

Fray: What are you doing here?

Twylight I came to see how you were.I heard the argument you had back there.

Fray: I’m fine, its just….you wouldn’t understand.

Twylight: *sits besides her* You mean because you’re a Flamer?

Fray: *arches a brow* What?:confused:


Twylight: I'm so sorry, that's not pc is it?:O I was in the library, looking for some books and I overheard your conversation. That and you were pretty loud in the hallway. But, just so you know, I'm not homophobic or anything. Though, some of the stuff you mentioned didn't make much sense to me. I'm not too familiar with that particular lifestyle.

Fray: I'm not gay.

Twylight: oh...well, right. We don't even need to use labels.

Fray: No, I mean I'm not a lesbian. I'm not attracted to women.

Twylight: Oh, then....erm. sorry.

Fray: yeah...

Twylight: So, you meant you're a flamer in message board terms?:o

Fray: Sort of. A few months ago I was told I was granted with some special abilities, and that I was chosen to seek out and destroy trolls and such. It's my destiny, is what they keep saying.

Twylight: Ah....now it all makes sense. Much more sense than what I thought you and Daisy were talking about, oddly enough.

Fray: Oh great*sighs*.Daisy?That’s the new Viewers name? Not very intimidating.

Twylight: Well, not unless you have overdue fines.:)

Fray: *chuckles insincerely* I guess.L ook,I’m sorry about earlier, didn’t mean to lash out.

Twylight : It’s okay. Sounds like you’ve got a lot on your plate.

Fray: Still, I wouldn’t even be talking to me right now if I were you. What made you even come looking for me?

Twylight: You looked like you needed a friend.:)

Fray: :Well I’ll need a lot more than that. Also, I'm still not gay.:huh:

Twylight: erm..neither am I. Let’s start over. I’m Twylight. My friends call me Twy.:)

Fray: Name’s Fray Ok. My friends call me…Fray.

Twylight: Welcome to the Hype. So, being a Flamer kinda explains the other night.

Fray: Well,I’m not a Flamer. I’m the Flamer. One and only.

Twylight: Whats the difference between you and any of the other flamers I’ve heard about.

Fray: Those are mostly vigilantes. They run around flaming posters at random. My job is to flame the worst posters, the evil ones.

Twylight: Because you were chosen?

Fray: Unfortunately.

Twylight: Sounds pretty cool to me.

Fray: Not really.

Twylight: I'd give anything to be able to kick butt like that.

Fray: It's a heavy burden.

Twylight: Well,I think a place like this really needs someone like you.

Fray: Why do you say that?

A loud crash is heard from one of the political threads.A growl is heard as one of the posters is thrown through a wall.A large hideous troll emerges holding Matt‘s head in his hand.

Fray: *stands* Guess that answers my question.

Fred Fury: *to Matt* Say it,again.Tell me how the Bush administration is weak.*squeezes his head*

Matt: I would..if you would just let me go.

Fred Fury: Liberal scum.

Fray runs over to stop the altercation and is shocked to see the troll standing before her.Twylight follows from a safe distance.

Fray: Hey,big guy.Why don’t pick on someone your own size?

Fred Fury: Will as soon as I see someone.

Fray: Let him go.

Fred Fury: Stay out of this.

Fray: *she looks up and sees a Republican emblem on his shoulder* Or what you’ll bore me to death?

Fred Fury: *releases Matt* Typical.Another non-voting,disaffected teen from the MTV generation.

Fray: Let me guees.Another ight-wing extremist bent on world domination?

Fred Fury: *gives her a hard punch to the face* Typical liberal hogwash.


The force of the punch sends Fray flying into a wall

Fred Fury: You’d best keep your mouth shut girlie.Your ignorance is showing.*kicks a piece of debris at her*

Matt: Back off!

Matt and a few of the others from the thread leap on top of Fred trying to bring him down.Their attempts fail,however,and the troll quickly shakes them off.

Fred Fury: Leave it to liberals,to act before they think .

Fray: *gets up and somersaults in fron of him* And leave it to a jackass,to ruin a good discussion.*she assaults him a number of punches and kicks*

Fred Fury: *barely phased* Accept the facts, little girl.*delivers a hard kick* You’re out of your league.

Fray is again sent flying back,and hit’s the ground a few feet away.Fred then turns to Twylight and approaches her menacingly

Twylight: Get away from me.

Fred Fury: Who did you vote for last year?

Twylight: *backing away slowly* Um…Bush. *she looks around for a good weapon, but to no avail*

Fred Fury: Why?

Twylight: Because he’s a good President.

Fred Fury: *gives a curious look* Good answer.

Twylight: *sighs in relief* whew.

Fred fury: Wrong reason.*he moves to strike her*

Fray leaps up quickly and shoves twylight out of the way absorbing the blow herself.She’s sent tumbling down the staircase.twylight turns and runs down to where Fray has fallen.The troll glares for a moment,before turning and continuing his path of destruction in the other political threads.


Twylight: Fray!Fray! Wake up!

Cyclops,Jollyjohnny,and a few other Shadaloo members approach then.They stop for a moment,and watch the two young women

Cyclops: Which one did he say it was?

Shadaloo members:*scratch their heads and shrug*

Jollyjohnny: Fine,this girls a fighter right?

Cyclops: That’s what elijya said.

Jollyjohnny: So, lets just take the one that’s not unconscious. Simple as that.

Cyclops: Whatever.We can’t kill her here anyway.

they move and grab twylight, dragging her with them

Twylight: No!!Let go of me!!!Help!!!!

Cyclops: Keep it shut,Flamer. Don’t make this harder than it has to be.

Twylight looks back at Fray desperately, as they gag her and take her back to their headquarters

[Odin's Lapdog]

Great stuff street rat, nice read...

although the love interest you've tied me into is eerie, but i don't mind being the big boss on the good side

:up:

lapdog's been promoted :cool:

[The Spawn]

Damn...I'm mysterious, and quick to the point...nice.

[Abaddon]

Great stuff street rat, nice read...

although the love interest you've tied me into is eerie, but i don't mind being the big boss on the good side

:up:

lapdog's been promoted :cool:


Silly Odor.Who said who you were the big boss?:o

[bored]

fred fury? whatever happened to that guy?

[Abaddon]

No clue.

I need some help with the writing part of this project.Anyone interested?Pm me.

[DOG LIPS]

i am still enjoying this. almost makes up for TomWelling4Supes leaving and abandoning the Hype comic.
:mad: That filthy son of a....




:(

[Abaddon]

Why didn't you continue Rabbit and Dog?

[DOG LIPS]

Why didn't you continue Rabbit and Dog?
Rabbit left the Hype and my computer blew up, so I lost all the bad-ass micros that Rabbit had made and he didn't want to make them again. :(

Here it is in all it's glory if you're bored. Your appearance was TEH PUFFY. :p
http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=167214

[Abaddon]

puffy?


I can't believe Rabbit left.:(:(
Oh well I guess a Hype-based comic wasnt meant to be.:(



In the meantime,enjoy Flamer.:)

[bored]

speaking of that, when does it continue? and more importantly, will it involve me throwing people around via telekinesis?*



*you don't need to answer that.

[Abaddon]

i'll probably post more tomorrow.

[Valorman]

lol this is pretty cool

[Abaddon]

Previously on Flamer
Odin’s Lapdog: The girl is here.
Fray: My name is Fray.
Daisy: into every generation a Flamer is born.One girl with the strength and skill to ward off the-
Fray: spammers,trolls,and flying monkeys.I’ve heard the story.That’s not me.I don’t want any part of it.
Elijya: She could still be a thorn in our sides.We can’t take any chances.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/dialog-vega3.gif: yes yes, you’re right,Elijya.SS.send a team to eliminate this new Flamer.
Twylight: My friends call me Twy.
Twylight: I think a place like this really needs someone like you.
Fred Fury: You’re out of your league.
Fray flies back from the force of Fred’s kick
[color=teal]Twylight: Fray!Fray!Wake up!
they move and grab twylight,dragging her with them
Twylight: No!!Let go of me!!!Help!!!!
Cyclops: Keep it shut,Flamer.
We see shots of Fray getting her ass beaten by Fred Fury before she finally goes tumbling down the staircase and is knocked unconscious
Odin’s VO: this girl’s our last hope.




Cut to Hype High School Library.Daisy sits In the back room conversing over the phone.

Daisy: She’s gone.

Odin’sLD: Well,go and get her.*techno music is heard in the background*

Daisy: *sighs* Look, maybe you can assign another Viewer.

Odin’sLD: You chose this assignment.It’s your responsibility,and I should not have to remind of it.

Daisy: What’s that music in the background?

Odin’sLD: It’s nothing.

Man: Chocolate heat.Get off the phone,you’re on stage in five!

Daisy: Are you stripping again?

Odin’sLD: *indignantly*No,I’m not stripping again…I never stopped.

Daisy: You’re pathetic.

You weren’t saying that when I was giving you those private dances.:p

Daisy: :rolleyes: Anyway. When I signed up for this,I wasn’t expecting having to run after some petulant girl

Odin’sLD: So what exactly were you expecting?
Daisy: …….

Odin’sLD: I rest my case. Find the girl.

Announcer: And now…CHOCOLATE HEAT!!!!!!!!

Odin‘sLD: Go to go.Talk to your later.*hangs up*


Daisy hangs up the phone and reaches her bottle of whiskey,hidden in a secret compartment of a Spider-Woman Volume.A place where no one would ever find it.

cut to the nurses office where Fray slowly come to.


Matt: hey,are you okay?

Fray: I’m..fine.Where I am.

Matt: Nurses office.You took a pretty bad spill.

Nurse Honey Vibe: Don’t worry sweetheart,I’ll have you patched up in no time.
Fray: where’s twy?Is she okay?

Matt: I think some of Bison’s goons grabbed her.I tried to stop them,but they were gone by the time I made it downstairs,and I saw you lying there….

Fray: Who took her?

Matt: Shadaloo.

Fray: Shadawho?

Matt: Shadaloo.You must be new.Shadaloo is an evil spammer organization.Theyre lead by this idiot,named E. Bison,who posts pictures in every post he makes.

Fray: Spammers?*stands* I need to find him.

Matt: I don’t think you do.

Fray: *glares at him* And why is that?

Matt: Look,we all hate Shadaloo,but there’s no way some newb like you is gonna be able to take them out all by herself.

Fray: God,its bad enough there are trolls roaming the halls.Now I have to deal with some spamming idiot.Damn destiny.

Matt: These guys are well-trained spammers.Bison may be a jacka$$,but he’s still a force to be reckoned with.

Fray: Well,then he’s just going to have to reckon with me.


Back at the schools Library,Daisy spins around in her chair,holding a picture of an old picture showing Peter Parker with Betty Brant.Suddenly Fray burst through the doors,with Matt in toe, interrupting the faux librarian’s reverie.


Fray: I need your help.

Daisy: *nearly falls out of her chair* I knew you’d come back.*giggles*

Fray:uh..yeah.Tell me everything you know about E. Bison.

Daisy: Silly girl,bison are endangered.*cackles wildly*

Matt: She’s drunk.

Fray: *Grabs her chair* Get ahold of yourself!!!I need your help.

Daisy: You’ll always need my help.*BELCH* That’s why I’m here.

Fray: Damn it.

Daisy: Check the book dear.*points to handbook*

Fray: *moves toward the book* Matt,go see if you can get any information on where they might’ve taken her.

Matt: I’m on it.*leaves*

Fray: *skims through the book* Plenty of spammers,no Bison.

Daisy: *in a normal tone* Check the anarchist section.

Fray: *nods and flips through to the section,where she finds a picture of Bison along with detailed information about him.

Fray: Found it.

Daisy: Good.I don’t know who gave you that book,but it contains a great wealth of information on every troll,spammer,and other creature known to Hype.

Fray: weren’t you drunk?

Daisy: No.That’s just a show I put on when the students enter.I couldn’t risk your identity being exposed.

Fray: So you pretended to drink a bottle of whiskey,and acted like a drunk?:confused:

Daisy: Oh,I didn’t pretend to drink the whiskey.I have a very high tolerance.

Fray: *raises a brow* well,I guess you’re just full of surprises.

Daisy: And I guess you’ve realized your importance.But apparently not enough to be discreet.

Fray: Don’t really care for discretion.I’m not that type of gal.

Daisy: You should be.Sharing your identiy with anyone potentially puts both your lives in danger.

Fray: Well,I had to learn the hard way.

Daisy: Why?What’s this urgency about Bison all about?

Fray: Um…you know,the usual.Evil,danger,yada yada yada..:o

Daisy: Meaning…?

Fray: Twylight found out I’m the Flamer,a Troll attacked us,I got my ass kicked and she was kidnapped by a group of Bisons cronies.You know,that yada.

Daisy: That’s a lot of yada.

Fray: Which is why we have to work fast.

[bored]

odin's lap dog is a stripper?

[Abaddon]

You didnt know that?:confused:

[bored]

no, i did not. you totally need to write me into this.



and with that, bored has whored himself out enough for the day.

[twylight]

I get the Buffy thing, but if you made me the character I think you made me...SHAME SHAME! :o :mad:




:p


Nice job ;)

[DOG LIPS]

odin's lap dog is a stripper?
Yes, but not a very good one. I put a Monopoly money in his g-string just to be nice. :(

[Abaddon]

Hahaha.I love you Dog,You get a nice cameo.:)

[DOG LIPS]

Hahaha.I love you Dog,You get a nice cameo.:)
:D:up:

[Murray]

lmao bison is the best character. :up:

[JLBats]

Kickin'. I love that thing.

[Abaddon]

Shadaloo base HQ.Twy paces around a locked cage guarded by Cyclops and Hyper Venom.Cyclops sits in a chair adjacent to the cage watching tv.

Hyper Venom: How you feeling,Flamer?

Twylight: Like a bird in a cage. Let me out.:mad:

Hyper Venom: We can only let you out to kill you, so you’re better off in there. At least till Bison shows up.

Twylight: Why do you want to kill me?

Cyclops: We don’t want to kill you. Bison wants you dead.

Twylight: Why?

Cyclops: Cause you’re the Flamer,and you're getting in the way of his plans.Now quiet down in there, I’m trying to watch Passions.

Twylight: look,I’m not the Flamer!!

Hyper Venom: *bangs on cage with a stick* Quiet in there!!

Cyclops: Shut up,man!! *turns up the tv volume*

Twylight: You know,what. Fine,I am the Flamer. And you guys should be really scared of me.:mad:

Hyper Venom: *scoffs* And why is that?

Twylight: Cause’,I…I …I have powers. yeah,super magical powers that can destroy you. I'm dangerous. I can make you quiver at my feet.:mad:

Hyper Venom: really, how?:rolleyes:

Twylight: I can make you tremble at my feet with the might of my uh…super butt-kicking abilities.:mad:

Hyper Venom: Oooh,I’m so scared.:D

Cyclops: Don’t goad her,HV.I hear this chicks dangerous.

Hyper Venom: You really think a girl like this could take me?

Cyclops: *shrugs* Better safe than sorry.

Twylight: Oh, you will be.You both will.:mad:

Hyper Venom: *turns* hey,Cyke,should I go tell Elijya that the Flamer’s getting all riled up?

Cyclops: He’s not to be disturbed.

Hyper Venom: Why not?

Cyclops: He’s playing Zuma. Now shut the hell up! They just found out what happened to Teresa’s baby!

Twylight: can you at least turn the tv over this way.

Cyclops: no.

[Abaddon]

Bison steps in the room,in all his regalia.Cyclops and Hyper Venom,stand at attention as he enters.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/dialog-vega3.gif Ah,so this the Flamer?She’s cuter than I thought she’d be.

Twylight: Cute enough to get rid of you,that’s for sure.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/dialog-vega4.gif: I don’t think so,my dear.*waves hand* Come,come.I have something to show you.


Bison’s henchmen poke and push twy to move to where he intended to take her.They stand on the balcony of a factory-like area.The smell of grease and spam fills,along with the loud sound of mechanical devices, are enough to cause Twy to grow faint.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/Vega_10.gif You’re lucky to be alive,you know?

Twylight: yeah,cause if I was dead I couldn’t be forced into a big cage that smells like feces. Fresh feces!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/Bison1.gif Could’ve been worse.My original intention was to have you killed,but I couldn’t let you die without knowing what you could have prevented.

Twylight: And what could I prevent?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/vega_6.jpg Chaos.

[Abaddon]

Twylight: What are you talking about?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/ex3-vega.jpg: What do you think is the most troublesome,and perpetual thing about Hype?

Twylight: Noobs?:confused:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/dialog-vega5.gif: Well that too.But there is something just as dangerous…Spam.

Twylight: What are you getting at?:confused:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/dialog-vega3.gif *points toward the ground floor of the factory*Below us,spam is being massly produced and pumped into noobs.See,I in all my glory,have come up with a brilliant plan.I have figured out a way to drain noobs of their post counts.Once I’m done with them,I take the empty shells and pump them up with my special brand of toxic spam.


As Twy peeks over she see’s an assembly line of noobs being layed out on conveyor belts,and injected with high doses of spam,that fill them until theyre engorged


Twylight: Why?Most noobs are pretty harmless.Annoying maybe,but harmless.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/vega_5.gif: They are here to serve a greater purpose.

Twylight: How?*ask with in a fearful tone*
.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/bison-ee7.gif:Each of these noobs is also being equipped with an explosive device. THe energy from the drained post counts is being fed into a machine while will deploy these suicide spammers into every old thread that has ever existed in every forum.When I hit the detonator every Spambomber will explode,causing all the threads to bump simultaneously,which will crash the site.

[JLBats]

Do a musical, with E. Bison as Sweet.

[Abaddon]

Twylight: You’re sick.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/Vega_10.jpg Tee-hee. *blushes*

Twylight: So,you like grossing out women?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/Vega_9.gif: Everyone needs a hobby.

Twylight: You are such a loser.:rolleyes:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/bison-msh8.gif: That may so,but at least I’m a genius. Bwahahaha!!!!!!!


As Bison continues his manical laughter,Twy seizes her opportunity and shoves shoves him over the railing,sending him plummeting to the ground below.


Twy: That had to hurt. *flees*

Bison struggles to stand to his feet.Fortunately for him,his large cape took the brunt of the fall

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/dialog-vega2.gif After her!!!!

[Abaddon]

Do a musical, with E. Bison as Sweet.


Absolutely not.

[JLBats]

Absolutely not.

:(If you're so opposed, I can be Sweet.

[bored]

now i'm just lost :( .

[DOG LIPS]

now i'm just lost :( .
That's what happens when your panties are 7 sizes too small. :(

[bored]

but...... i'm a dude.




so i have an excuse.

[Abaddon]

now i'm just lost :( .


Thats cause you people keep spamming up my thread.:mad:



Especially you,Dog Lips!!:mad::mad:



Here,you've forced me to make this:
http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?p=6154536#post6154536


Now quit spamming here damnit.You're ruining the flow of the story!:mad::mad: :bomb:

[Abaddon]

Hype school Library

Daisy: Did you find the location of the base?

Fray: No.I just hope Twy can buy herself some time before we can figure out a way to get--

Matt bursts through the doors

Matt: I think I found someone who can help us.


Bottom of the Spider-man Comics board.
Matt and Fray walk down a long dark corridor


Matt: There’s only one person who’s managed to escape the Shadaloo base unharmed.

Fray Is he a deserter?

Matt: No,he was a vigilante.Ran around protecting people from trolls and such.A few months
ago he lost it.

Fray: What do you mean?

Matt: A troll drove him over the edge.He went in a berserker rage and went after anything and anyone that moved.They had to keep him locked up till he cooled off.

Fray: And what makes you think he’s cooled off.

Matt: Nothing.

Fray: What makes you think he’s cooled off by now?

Matt: I have no idea.But he’s our last hope.

Fray: Fine,lets just get this over with.

They reach a steel-plated door at the end of the corridor.Matt tries to open the door,but finds its much more difficult than he anticpated

Matt: I think its locked.*makes a constipated face*

Fray Let me try.

Matt: I don’t you can--

Fray: *pushes him aside* I’ll do it. *pulls the door open with ease* There,unlocked.

Matt: Well,either I need to hit the gym,or you need to lay off the steroids.

Fray: I’m ‘roid-free.Better luck next time,tough guy.

Matt: Whatever.*steps in and turns on the lights*

As the lights slowly run on,we see a figure tightly strapped to a bed a la Hannibal Lecter.His mouth is muzzled and his hands are locked in two metal boxes.

Fray: This is our guy?

Herr Logan: *slowly opens his eyes* You here to let me out?

Matt: Yeah.

H.Logan: It’s about time.:wolverine




Twy runs frantically up a flight of stairs in hope of finding an exit.

Twylight: Exit,exit.Where’s the darn exit?!!

Cyclops: Looking for something…Flamer?*charges his visor*

Twy runs down a hallway as Cyclops fires optic beams at her.She manages to dodge them,and ducks into a conveniently empty security room


Twylight: God,I hate this place.*shuts the door behind her*


Cut to a the dark city streets of SHHdale. Logan, Fray, and Matt are walking briskly past the empty shopping mall,and restaurants.

H.Logan: So you guys want to break into Shadaloo to save her a girl?My kind of gig.

Matt: Wll we need a way to get in and to get out.

H.Logan: Easy,all we need is a link to their homepage.

Fray: How will we get out?

H.Logan: We’ll put a link in our sigs to get back.

Matt: So,where do we find a link to the base?

H.Logan: Where do you think I’m leading you,boy?:wolverine

Matt: You know someone?

H.Logan: I can smell him.

H.Logan turnsand enters an ice cream shop,

H.Logan: Danger Mouse?

Danger Mouse: Yeah?*licks his vanilla ice cream*

H.Logan: Why don’t you come out and play?:wolverine *extends his claws*

[Abaddon]

Back at Shadaloo HQ

Twylight: God,I need to find a way out of here.AHH!!

Her scream is a reaction to a figure viewing the monitors from the surveillance camera.
Twylight: didn’t see you there.*backs away* Guess I better go to Bison..now.*quickly grabs a fire extinguisher*

She knocks the figure out of the chair,with a swift blow to the head.After a moment to indulge in her self-satisfaction,she looks down and realizes it was just a blow-up doll dressed in a security uniform

Twylight: Ugg.*checks the monitors from the surveillance cameras* Nothing.


Cyclops blast down the door.Jollyjohnny and Hyper Venom follow behind him,armed with novelty Hulk hands

Jollyjohnny: The games up Flame---Hey!!!*looks at blow-up doll* You knocked out Cindy!Now you’re really going to pay.:mad:

Cyclops: Did you really think you could get away?

Twylight: I was hoping I would.

Cyclops: That was a rhetorical question!

Twylight: Oh..are you sure it was?Cause it sounded pretty literal.

Cyclops: Ok,maybe it was,but I didn’t expect you to answer.

Twylight: That doesn’t necessarily make it rhetorical.

Cyclops: Yes it does.

Jollyjohnny: No,I think she’s right.Rhetorical suggest the statement was not meant to be be answered.,and not that an answer is unexpected

Hyper Venom: Enough semantics.Lets just grab the b**ch and go
.
Twy kicks Cyclops in the shin,and tries to knock out the other two with the extinguisher.They struggle for a moment,before JollyJohnny licks her ear.

Twylight: Eww..gross!*backs away*

Hyper venom knocks the weapon out of her and they both assault her with a barrage of Hulk hand punches,equipped with lights and sound effects.Batteries sold separately.

Hyper Venom: No escaping this time.

Twy is dragged kicking and screaming.H.Logan,Fray,and Matt can be seen on one of the monitors.

[Abaddon]

Cut to Shadaloo air vents
Matt,Herr Logan,and Fray make their way through.

Matt: Alright,whose brilliant idea was it to go through the air vents?

Fray: Ask Sargent Sluaghter over there.:rolleyes:

H.Logan: Are you still complaining about that the whole DM thing?Get over it.

Fray: How can I?

H.Logan: Like that Nike says.Just do it.

Fray: You slashed half his face off. .

H.Logan: He had it comin’.:wolverine

Fray: Then you shoved an ice cream cone up his ass

H.Logan: Gain,although I enjoyed that,he had it comin’.:o

Matt: Hey,you know what this reminds me of?

Fray: Should we care?

Matt: This reminds me of that scene in Star Wars where the gang sneaks onto to Death Star to save princess Leia.

Fray: *stops and stares for a moment* You’ve got to be kidding me.

Matt: Come on.Twy is like Leia,and were the only desperado’s in the universe who can save her.

H.Logan: Somebody shut this guy up.

Fray: Why?It’s not like we’ve got anything better to talk about.Can I be Luke?

H.Logan: *scoffs* You?Luke?

Fray: What?Why can’t I be Luke.

H.Logan: Well,I can’t verify it,but I’m pretty sure youre lacking in the necessary plumbing to pull off that role.

Fray: So?I can still be Luke.

H.Logan: Right,sure.

Fray: Julie Andrews played Peter Pan.

H.Logan: Yeah,cause that’s her most memorable role.:rolleyes:

Fray: Oh,shut up.

Matt: I think I should be Luke.Nah I change my mind.Han Solo would be better.:cool:

Fray: Why?Youre the one who let her get kidnapped.You should be C-3PO.

Matt: Hey!!:mad:

H.Logan: Heh.At least you fit the physical requirements.

Matt: Don’t you start,Chewie.

H.Logan: What??!!

Matt: With the hair and all,I figure youre the Chewbacca

Fray: I agree.Was on the fence for a bit,but your sense of hygiene pretty much confirmed it.

H.Logan: You try living locked up in isolation for a few months,and then we‘ll see if you come out smelling like roses. :wolverine

Fray: Maybe not.But I definitely wont smell like wet dog.

Matt: Cut it out you two,are we there yet?

Fray: Where are we even going?

H.Logan: I’m trying to find her scent.

Matt: How will you know its hers?

H.Logan: Should be the only thing in this place that doesn’t smell like spam.

Fray: Or wet dog.

H.Logan: Quiet.

[Abaddon]

cut to hallways of the holding center.As Twy is dragged through(still kicking and screaming),she sees Teddy,Ryu,JLBats,and Brodiebruce held captive in their respective cells.The latter is dressed in drag from some apparent reason.Suddenly then Elijya steps out of a door adjacent to the holding center.

Elijya: Whats all this racket out here?!!

Twylight: HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Elijya: Yeah,I heard that part. Whats the deal?

Cyclops: Just taking the Flamer back to Bison.

Jollyjohnny: Yeah,she puts up quite a fight.

Hyper Venom: It was a challenge,but we were more than capable of taking her down.Just goes to show how talented we are.:D

Elijya: That’s not the Flamer, dumbass.

Cyclops: Huh?:confused:

Elijya: Super Saiyan said the Flamer was a newb.This chicks been here since 2001.She’s in my Spider-Man Comics class.

Jollyjohnny: Oh…well.I guess that explains why we were able to take her so easy.

Cyclops: Yeah,I was wondering why she didn’t put up more of a fight.

Elijya: *sighs* Idiots.

[Abaddon]

cut back to air vents

H.Logan: I think we’re close.

Matt: Great.I’d like to kick Vader-Bisons spamming ass.

Fray: God,enough with Star Wars!!

H.Logan: *stops* uh…guys.

Matt: You were into it a few minutes ago.

H.Logan: eh-em

Fray: That was before I realized how stupid we sound.

H.Logan: Look,I think we have bigger things to worry about.

Matt: What makes you think that?

The air vent is hit with a series of blasts

Fray: Oh,boy.



A hole is blasted into the metallic lining and Matt falls back.Fray and Logan try to grabs him and all three are sent plummeting down to floor below.As they try to dust themselves off they are greeted by a group of gun-toting Shadaloo members,surrounding them on all sides.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/Bison1.gif: You are so busted.

[twylight]

*Runs out of story*

I know I'm gonna be in trouble but..Julie Andrews never played Peter Pan.
Mary Martin played Peter Pan.


*Runs back into the story*

[Abaddon]

whatever.:mad::o



And if you feel the need to step out of character do it here:

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?p=6154536#post6154536





Now I'll have to kill you off.:(

[Abaddon]

Shadaloo Spam Factory
Twy,Herr Logan,Matt,and Fray are hung from a railing with chains.A small group of Shadaloo members stand on guard.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/dialog-vega3.gif: So let me get this straight.*turns to Twy* You are not the Flamer.*turns to Fray*But she is.And these two other guys are tag alongs?

Matt: That pretty much sums it up.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/dialog-vega1.gif: And yet none of you had the wits to be able to escape my graps?Pathetic.Truly pathetic.

Twylight: You’re the one with all the nude Hilary Duff pictures on the walls.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/dialog-vega2.gif: So?She’s an attractive woman.

Twylight: She’s fourteen in those pictures.And she’s not even posing.It looks like you broke into her house and took a few snapshots while she was showering.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/dialog-vega2.gif: SILENCE!

[Abaddon]

Fray: As soon as we break outta here,and kick your ass.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/dialog-vega1.gif: You all seem pretty smug for a group of losers about to be executed.

Fray: Well,you seem pretty stupid for a guy that’s gonna get his assed kicked.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/vega.gif: By who?Definitely not you.You and your buddies here couldn’t even sneak through my air vents without being detected.
Matt: That’s cause you’ve got this place super-equipped.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/dialog-vega1.gif: No,its because all that nerd talk you guys were doing was being reverberated while you were in vents.

Fray: Aw crap.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/dialog-vega3.gif: Yes its official.You guys suck!

Matt: Sorry Twy.

Twylight: At least you tried.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/Spider_Lantern/bison7.bmp: Shut up.As we speak my suicide spammers are being deployed into every open thread.At exactly 12 am,my minions and I will---

Elijya: uh,boss?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/vega_5.gif: Yes,Elijya?

Elijya: Do you really think it’s a good idea to reveal our master plan to these guys.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/Spider_Lantern/bison6.bmp: Why not? we’ve got them right where we want them.

Elijya: Yes,but there’s a chance they could escape.

[Abaddon]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/dialog-vega3.gif: Puhleez,Elijya.You’ve been watching way too many movies.

Elijya: if you say so, but that’s what usually ends up happening.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/dialog-vega2.gif: Well this isn’t make believe, now is it?

they all exchange awkward glances

Elijya: No I guess not.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/dialog-vega4.gif: Now as I was saying, at exactly 12 am my minions and I will detonate the explosive device, releasing all the spam contained within my little bombers. Every thread will be bumped at once, causing mass chaos.

Fray: You’re insane.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/Spider_Lantern/bison5.jpg: yeah,I get that a lot. *looks to Logan* Hey,wait a minute,you look familiar. Weren’t you at the premiere party for America’s Next Top Model?

H.Logan: No,I was the guy who took out youre top henchman last year. Went by the name of Plas.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/bison-ee7.gif: Oh, him? I fired his assed for stealing office supplies, some time ago. He won’t be missed. Done anything new lately besides getting captured?

H.Logan: Actually there was something I was planning on. *breaks out of his chains and lands cat-like* I was just about to tear you a new one.*out springs his adamantium claws*

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/bison-snk00.gif: *yawns* Take him out boys.I’ll be in little supervillians room.

[Abaddon]

The Shadaloo members advance and H.Logan hacks and slashes their guns to pieces.

H.Logan: Five against one?Looks like you boys are outnumbered.:wolverine


With a series of slashes and acrobatic maneuvers,Logan manges to take out Hyper Venom and Elijya.


H.Logan: Who’s next?:wolverine

Jollyjohnny: Guess that’d be me.*spin kicks him in the face*

H.Logan: *stumbles* Hey,JJ.How about trying something new,like posting something that isn’t jackassery.*knees him in the stomach*


Logan swiftly tosses JollyJohnny at Cyclops sending them both off the railing.


Fray: Logan,let us out!

H.Logan: Alright,hold your horses.


He runs and bounces off a poll to get into a spinning top position.He spins through the air,cutting them all down from where they hung.


Matt: Ow.That was pretty badass.

Twylight: *rubs knee* The landing could’ve used work.How do we get out of here?

Matt: I’ve got a link in my sig,that’ll lead us back to High School.

Fray: Come,on.We’ve got to stop him.

Matt: He’s in the bathroom.Lets jump him and give him a swirly.J

Fray: Matt,you talking is not helping the situation.

Matt: Fine.:(

Twylight : *checks her watch*What time do you have?

Fray: I got 11 pm..Eastern time.

Matt: ….

H.Logan: The spammers are already being deployed.We can’t do anything here.

Fray: No,we should stay and find the detonator

Twylight: I don’t we’ll need to.:)

[Abaddon]

Meanwhile in the Shadaloo mens room

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/dialog-vega3.gif: Do you think we should go out for ice cream,once the chaos starts?I’m in the mood for rocky road.

Clerk: Yeah,DM was telling me about some place down in SHHdale.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/vega_4.gif: Excellent.What time is it?My watch is broken.

Clerk: It’s 5 am

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/dialog-vega5.gif: Wait that can’t be right.My watched stopped at 8 pm.*steps out of room* Jayne what time is it?!

Jayne: It’s 6 pm.

[Abaddon]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/ex3-vega.jpg: Wait,are you all on different times?

Jayne: Yes.Not everyone’s running on the same time zone.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/vega_6.jpg: What time are the detonators set for?

Jayne: We set them all for 12 am.Just like you told us.:confused:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/Bison_shocked.jpg: NO! Don’t you see?If we’re all on different times then each thread won’t bump at the exact same time!

Jayne: *shrugs*

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/dialog-vega2.gif: I sent out a memo months ago telling everyone to synchronize their watches!

Jayne: Plas was in charge in the memos.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/Spider_Lantern/bison4.bmp: S**T!!!!!!!

[Abaddon]

Hype High School Teacher’s Lounge
Matt,Daisy,and Larrylegend sit watching televison,when Fray and Twy step in

Fray: So, how’d you figure Bison would mess up his own plan?

Twylight: I remembered seeing the clock on the surveillance monitor.It said 5 pm.,which couldn’t be right since it’d only been an hour or so since Passions was on.

Fray: Hmm, so I guess this is the definition of an anticlimax.

Matt: doubt it could get any worse than this.



END





Special thanks to Cconn, Jollyjohnny, and various others:up:

[Abaddon]

Next ep will be up later today.

[Abaddon]

Into every generation a Flamer is born. She only must stand against the spammers, the trolls, and the forces of dorkness. She is the Flamer.


Misc Movies Forum.
A large creature prepares to attack an innocent couple sitting on a bench outside the War of the Worlds thread.

Carter: So, you enjoying yourself so far?

Frantik: Yeah, this was fun.

Carter: How much did you enjoy yourself?

Frantik: *pinches his ass* That much.

Carter: Well,I’ll see if I can make this date a little more enjoyable.


Carter and Frantik begin an intense make-out session,while the creature moves in closer.


Frantik: *breaks the kiss* Wait,did you here something?

Carter: I don‘t know. Did you cut one?

Frantik: No!

Carter: Oh....neither did I.


The creature leaps out in front of them


Carter: What the hell?!

Cruisefan: Become Scientologists, b**ches!!!!!

Fray: Hey, big guy. How about I teach you to keep your elitist ideology to yourself?

Cruisefan: Try me.


Fray jumps and dropkicks Cruisefan sending him stumbling backward.He smiles showing his brilliant white teeth,blinding Fray

Fray: Ahh!!My eyes.*shields her face*

Cruisefan: *pulls out a Dianetics book from his pocket* Scientology pwns you!!! *starts beating Fray with the book*

Carter: Uh..call you later.

Frantik: Yeah.


the couple flees in terror. Fray then tries to snatch the book from him,but his pearly whites completely distort her vision. Just as things are looking grave,Twy appears holding an armed crossbow


Twylight: Sell your religion somewhere else!!*fires*


Cruisefan turns just as the arrow is launched toward his forehead.It soars through the air at lightning speed, and swiftly plummets to the grass below impaling an innocent tulip.


Twylight: Oops. Um..hold on just a sec. *tries to reload weapon*

Fray: No worries*kicks Cruisefan in the testes*

Cruisefan:Agh!!!

Fray: I’ll take care of this.*turns to him* Fair warning: When I’m done with you,you might reconsider
the whole antidepressants thing.


Fray grabs the Dianetics book and proceeds to b**chslap him into a tree.She then leaps ontop of the creature and tries to shove the book down his throat

Fray: See?Even you’re having trouble swallowing this crap.


Cruisefan clenches his teeth blinding Fray once again.He takes this opportunity to shove her off. Twy manages to reload the crossbow just in time.


Cruisefan: Antidepressants are dangerous.Stupid women think you know everything about post-partum!!!!:cmad:

Twylight: Hey, Top Gun. Try this on for size.


Twy fires the arrow,this time hitting him in the throat.She leaps up with a sound of pleasure,only to have her celebration cut short by Cruisefan who spits out his blood all over her outfit.Fortunately this gives Fray enough time to recover from her temporary blindness.


Fray: Nice trick you got there, Smiles. But here’s a little advice. If you wanna spread your dogma, drop the double-talk and try not to make yourself look crazy while youre doing it.


Fray shoots a ball of flame at the creature,incinerating him.


Fray: you okay twy?

Twylight: I’ve been better.*tries to wipe off the blood with a tissue*

Fray: Some Clorox should get that out.You can change at my place.

Twylight: It’s disgusting.

Fray: Well,I warned you not to come.

Twylight: I wanted to help.

Fray: You can help by researching,or tossing me the weapons.

Twylight: Look,I’m not trying to be your side-kick here.I’m here for the same reasons you are.

Fray: Which are?

Twylight: To fight the good fight.To do whats right.You said it yourself,this place is on the verge of being overrun with spammers and trolls.

Fray: You don’t know how to deal with half the creatures out here.

Twylight: That’s because you won’t let me in.

Fray: There are some things youre better off not knowing.The farther you stay away from this stuff,the safer you are.

Twylight: Whether you like it or not,I’m a part of this mission.Eventually youre going to have to start sharing things with me.

Fray: I just don’t want you getting hurt.

Twylight: I can take care of myself.

Fray: Like you did with Bison? Or with this guy? You would’ve been killed if I hadn’t been here.

Twylight: You needed my help.

Fray: Fine, Twy. You’re right. Let’s just go.

Twylight: Great, now youre patronizing me.

Fray: What do you want me to say?

Twylight: Say that we’re partners.That we’re equals.You’re not better than me,and I’m not better than you. We are after the same thing. I want you to be more open about whats going on.

Fray: *Sighs* I’ll try.

Twylight: Thank you.*wipes blood off her chin*

Fray: Just try not to get any blood on your skin.

Twylight: Why, is it dangerous?

Fray: No, it’s just gross.


Cut to opening credits.


http://www.superherohype.com/forums/image.php?u=21062&dateline=1119756169 Fray Ok
http://www.superherohype.com/forums/image.php?u=3169&dateline=1119249408 Daisy
http://www.superherohype.com/forums/image.php?u=15946&dateline=1113690215 Herr Logan
http://www.superherohype.com/forums/image.php?u=14551&dateline=1119303585 Twylight
http://www.superherohype.com/forums/image.php?u=15199&dateline=1116096215 Gunblade
http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/6011/flamer6bl.gif
Written and created by: Abaddon

Episode 2: For Your eyes Only


Hype High School Library

Daisy: Long ago, before time was even officially established, powerful beings roamed the message boards. These beings would much later be known to us as moderators, administrators, trolls, and spammers. The trolls of old were fierce creatures, and often battled the beings would we come to know as Mods.

Matt: So they weren’t mods?

Daisy: they were proto-mods. Not as strong as the ones we know today, but with many of the same abilities.The administrators knew these proto-mods had greater potential, and decided to use them in the war against the trolls.

Matt: What about the spammers?

Daisy: The original spammers were innocent beings.They were not aware of the chaos they were taking part in. At least not until the Mod wars.

Matt: Mod wars?

Daisy: The Administrators chose several proto-mods with great potential to ascend into higher beings. Beings we know as Mods. These Mods were granted great powers, and were used to end the chaos and create order in the message boards. Unfortunately many of the proto-mods felt slighted and sought to destroy the Mods. They got their opportunity when a rogue Mod turned against the others and led the proto-mods in a war against them.

Matt: cool. Who won?

Daisy: The Mods won,and most of the proto-mods were destroyed. The rebel was stripped of his Modhood, and banned. And eventually regular posters began showing up, and followed the code of conduct set up by the Mods.


Twy and Fray walk through the door


Fray: Whats up?

[Abaddon]

Matt: Daisy’s just giving me a little history lesson. Which is weird, considering I've been here longer than her.

Twylight: What era?

Matt: Pre-thread.

Twylight: huh?

Fray: *gives Matt a stern look* He’s joking.

Matt: uh..yeah.Of course. Just being the funny man as usual…except, this time without the funny. Go to go.*leaves*

Twylight: What was that about?

Fray: dunno.

Twylight: really? Cause it seemed like you were trying to keep him from telling me something.

Fray: No..no. Of course not.

Twylight: Fray, we had this talk last night.

Fray: Alright,I’m sorry. I just didn’t want to get too much of this stuff in your head.

Twylight: But you were okay with it being in Matt’s head?

Fray: Well, you know how Matt is. It’s like a vacation getting his mind off sex, and politics. Which aren’t necessarily in separate categories.

Twylight: You can stop trying to protect me.I can handle it.

Daisy: Well you both can start by telling me about this troll attack last night. What did it look like?

Fray: Large, scary. Big fan of Scientology.

Twylight: And Tom Cruise.

Fray: He looked pretty dangerous, but I took him out pretty easily.

Twylight: We took him out pretty easily.

Fray: Oh,right.Sorry.

Daisy: Sounds familiar. I think I heard some mention of this in that handbook you found.


Daisy goes to the backroom to search for the book

Fray: I didn‘t find it. It was given to me.

Twylight: Any luck finding that mystery guy who gave it to you?

Fray: I went looking in the basement again, but the room was gone. There was no trace of him anywhere.

Twylight: Oddness.

Fray: Big ditto to that.


Daisy emerges flipping through the book


Daisy: I’m just glad neither of you were hurt.

Fray: Nah, he was no threat to us.

Twylight: Aside from the blood, and the headache afterwards I came out pretty okay.

Fray: Headache?

Twylight: yeah, except now its just regressed into dizzyness.

Fray: Maybe you should take the day off. Unless you have a test.

Twylight: That’s exactly why I need to be here.

Fray; You sure? It’s alright if you don’t feel well.I’ll cover for you.

Twylight: No thanks. I’ll be fine.*looks at watch* That reminds me, I’ve got head to Mrs. Fantastics class.

Fray: Alright, well be careful.

Twylight: I will.


As Twy leaves her vision begins to blur for a moment and she hears a loud humming in her head


Daisy: Think she’ll be okay?

Fray: I hope so.

Daisy: Good, now come help me with this research.

Fray: Right, cause cataloging miscreants is the best way to kill time before class.

Daisy: I don’t want you running into something you aren’t prepared for.

Fray: Like what?


Hype High School Gym Locker room
A group of hooded students gather in a circle chanting.In the center lies the naked and bloodied corpse of Webmistress_04. Her body laying atop an inverted pentagram

Hoodedguy1: One down…two to go.

[Abaddon]

Mrs. Fantastics Classroom
The students gather the teachers desk looking over a pile of papers and photos

Mrs.Fantastic: Alright so who do you guys want to be on the cover of our Fantastic Four Magazine.

Spiderfreddie: Freddie Prince Jr.

Mrs.Fantastic:…..

Spiderfreddie: He’s awesome. Lets just give him a chance. If we had him on the cover more peoples would buy it.

Bored: He wasn’t even in the movie.

Spiderfreddie: Shutup dyckwad!! He should’ve been the Human Torch.

Mrs. Fantastic: But he wasn’t.Let’s move on.

Spiderfreddie: No YOU MOVE ON. STUPID LOSER WHO HAS NO LIFE AND NO FRIENDS!!

Mrs. Fantastic: That’s it. Get out of my damn classroom! We have a deadline to meet, and I don’t have time for your stupidity!:mad:

Spiderfreddie: Fine whatever. Stupid UGLY WHORE!*storms off*

Twylight: That was unnecessary.

Mrs.Fantastic: I swear, that boys been trouble ever since he entered this school.If he steps foot in this class again, I know things are gonna get violent.

Twylight: You think he‘ll hurt someone.

Mrs.Fantastic: No I think I‘ll hurt him.That boys got me two syllables from kicking his ass.

Bored: Take a number..

Twylight: He’s trouble. *rubs her eyes*

Mrs. Fantastic: You ok,Twy?

Twylight: Fine.It’s just my head.

Mrs.Fantastic: Well,go rest your head for a minute.I can’t afford to have my editorial designer down and out.

Twylight: Sure. *goes and sits*


As Twy rubs her head she sees bright lights illuminating Bored and Sava.


Twylight: Huh? *squints*


Twy's vision suddenly changes and her eyes focus on Bored. She sees text that reads: YOU HAVE A PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM SAVA: BOOTYLICIOUS.

Twylight: I must be going out of my mind.And yet,I’m still curious.:o

She squints her eyes some more and reads the private message.-

Do you think Mrs. Fantastic is bedable? I mean I know she’s pretty old, but I still hit it.:o

[i]Twy then shakes her head and steps out of the classroom

Twylight: Ok. Relax.What the hell just happened in there?How could I see that? And why am I talking to myself?

With a anxious sigh, Twy scurries down the hallway to find Fray and Daisy

[Abaddon]

Principals Kipobe’s office.
A group of police officers step outside the room with Kipobe

Detective Flass: If you have any leads just make sure to call us.

Principal Kipobe: Of course.What’s the number again?

Detective Flass: Well, you can try 911, or the number I gave you on that paper.

Principal Kipobe: :confused:

Detective Flass: The paper in your shirt pocket.

Prinicipal Kipobe: :confused: *rubs nipples*

Detective Flass: Damn it,Kipobe! You’re walking a fine line here. With a piece of work like you, its no wonder this school's gone to hell!

Principal Kipobe: I see no reason as to why I should care.


Twy makes her way through the halls and stops nearby to eavesdrop their conversation


Detective Flass: Because the Hype is like a house of cards. One king of spades out of place and the whole place topples.

Principal Kipobe: That makes about as much sense as a cow eating jello pudding. Haha brilliant!:confused::up:

Detective Flass: Pm me if there’s a problem. And I suggest you inform the students. No use keeping secrets when dead bodies are left lying around the school.


The Detective leaves with the two officers and Kipobe returns to his office. Twy hesitates for a moment before continuing on the library. When she reaches it she stops at the door, where she overhears Daisy and Fray talking.


Fray: I just wish I could go back and change things.

Daisy: Well if you had that ability it would make things easier for all of us.

Fray: I mean, how am I supposed to fight when she’s there. It’s no place for her.

Daisy: Well,you can’t say I didn’t warn you.

Fray: I’m good for anyone joining the party and all but not Twy. I need someone who can actually help in a fight.

Twylight: :eek::mad:

Fray: How am I supposed to my job when she’s busy playing damsel in distress. Last night could’ve been a disaster. That girl is not good with weapons.


Twy pouts and leaves with a look of vengeance in her eyes


Fray: She’s lucky all she came out with were some scratches and blood on her shirt.

Daisy: Blood?

Fray: Not hers, the troll from last night.

Daisy: Well that can’t be good.

Fray: I know. If you think chocolate is hard to wash out, try getting a blood loogie out of your shirt.

Daisy: No,I mean because the troll you faced last night wasn’t like an average troll.

Fray: Is that what the handbook said?

Daisy: It said, this was one of a line of Gin Trolls.

Fray: Trolls that like gin?

Daisy: No, they're Engineers

Fray: That explains the ugly, but I wasn’t seeing the mod part last night.

Daisy: Trods are dangerous because any contact they’ve had with normal poster has led to disaster.

Fray: How so?

Daisy: They either kill them,or make their lives very difficult.

Fray: Yup,there’s that elusive mod part.

Daisy: And you said he was a Scientology aficionado?

Fray: Yeah,big fan.Not very smart though.

Daisy: We have to do more research.These things are usually here for a specific reason.

Fray: Like to ruin fun.:(

[Abaddon]

Hype High Gym
Twy walks in looking around for Matt when she bumps into a short, plump student. The student then turns and continues walking lethargically.

Twylight: Sorry,that was my fault.

Caretaker: *turns and arches a brow* You noticed me?

Twylight: Yeah.I just bumped into you.:confused:

Caretaker: And you said you were sorry.

Twylight: Are you leading up to something?

Caretaker: No,just trying to make sure we’re clear here. So you don’t hate me?

Twylight: I don’t even know you. And as much as I’m sure I’d like to continue this conversation I have things to do. *walks away*

Caretaker looks on with a doe-eyed expression on his face. The most pleasant moment he’s had since he joined the school is shattered when a basketball nails him in the face.

Caretaker: Ow.

Colossal Spoons: Hey,that’s our ball!

Super Ludacris: You ok,baby?

Caretaker: Baby?

Super Ludacris: I was talking to the ball.*picks the ball up and caresses it*

Caretaker: Thanks for the concern

Carter: Your face got in the way of our ball, turd.

Colossal Spoons: Pants him!


the Hype High basketball team members grab him and bring his pants down to his knees.Caretaker struggles but is forced to expose his dirty secret…he wears grandma panties

Colossal Spoons: Ugh

Super Ludacris: Shameful.

Carter: *laughing* You're a bigger loser than I thought!

Caretaker: I didn’t have any clean underwear!I swear!


Everyone in the gym turns to stare at Caretaker and laugh at him.The three basketball team members cackle then run off to continue playing

Twylight: poor guy.

[Max Shrek]

Great show. Bison is frickin' hilarious!

Love to see me in an upcoming ep. Since you send me all those PMs, you obviously care about me...;)

[Elmo]

why the hell am i not in this ****n thing :mad: :( :)

[Abaddon]

why the hell am i not in this ****n thing :mad: :( :)


YAY!!! Elmo's here!.:):up:





I'll work on it.;)

[Abaddon]

Hype High School Library
Daisy and Fray look through piles of books laid out on a table


Daisy: Find anything?

Fray: Well, apparently back in the dark ages, trolls and demi-mods cross-bred leaving behind a legacy of super powered trolls.

Daisy: Let me rephrase. Did you find anything new?

Fray: Cranky much?

Daisy: Its important that we find out whats going on.You may not take this very seriously but I do.

Fray: You really need to get laid.


Before Daisy can react Gunblade steps through the doors


Gunblade: I need a book.

Daisy: Well,then you’ve come to the right place.

Gunblade: Right. I need something on the history of DC comics.

Daisy: Um, I’ll help you in a sec. Hold on.

Gunblade: Whatever.

Fray: Uh,you go work Dais,I’ll take care of this.

Gunblade: *looks through a book* Trolls? Flamer? *flips through pages*


Daisy jumps up and runs over to grab the book


Daisy: Don’t touch that!

Gunblade: *pauses at a page* Hey,I’ve seen this before.

Daisy: Seen what?

Gunblade: *points * This.


A pentagram is imprinted on the page

Daisy: Where did you see this?

Gunblade: It was in the boys locker room. A few of us snuck in to check it out when we heard that girl was killed.

Daisy: What are you talking about?

Fray: Yes, please elaborate.

Gunblade: Some girl was killed this morning. I think she was a newb. They found her body on top of this symbol.

Fray: So you heard this,and decided to go check it out. Morbid much?

Gunblade: I thought it might be you.

Fray: Maybe next time. In the meantime we’ve got to get to work.

[Abaddon]

Hype High Gym
Twylight is talking to Coach Brodiebruce

Brodiebruce: And so,I had sex with the kids mother.Now what were you saying?

Twylight: I was asking if you knew anything about the murder.

Brodiebruce: Nope.Just know she was killed in the locker room. It’s a shame too. Wasn’t too much of a looker, but I’d have given her a good poke under the right intoxicants.

Twylight: Uh..thanks. I’ll be going now.


As Twy backs away to leave she hears a loud humming, and looks to the Coach. She holds her head and sees lights flashing around his body. With a determined look she focuses and her eyes peer into his pm box. She see searches through the list of sexually explicit pms until she comes upon a new one sent by Principal Kipobe

Brodie,keep the kids in the gym for as long as you can.I’ll be sending a few other classes in there.
Why?We can’t have kids running about near a crime scene.It’s dangerous,and I’m not going back to the slammer!They do bad things to you there.Bad things with your butt.:(
You will do as do as I tell you.The cops think some cult did it,and I personally want to take those tax-evading frauds down. After all,I am Kipobe.:confused::up:


Brodiebruce: What are you staring at?

Twylight: Oh,nothing.Um,thanks for your help.

Brodiebruce: Whatever.


Twy walks away,and BB’s eyes follow her and he licentiously licks his lips.


Hype High Faculty Room.
Dbella, Cconn, and Wilhelm-Scream stand outside room.

Dbella: I think they all left.

Cconn: You really gonna sneak in?

Dbella: How else am I gonna get coffee, damnit.

Cconn: After school.

Dbella: Oh,come on. Its no big deal. Besides they have the good stuff here.

Cconn: It could be dangerous.

Crooklyn: Right because sneaking into the faculty room is so dangerous.

Dbella: Lets go.

Crooklyn: Can’t. I got suspended for "sexually harassing" a teacher.

Cconn: Then what you doing here?

Crooklyn: I wanted to watch the cheerleader tryouts.:huh:

Dbella: Just come on.

Crooklyn: Nah, stupid Kipobe‘s been out to get to me since I stole those NWA cd‘s off his desk.

Cconn: I’d be mad too if someone stole my records.

Crooklyn: “Records”?What decade are you from?

Cconn: That's the second time someone's asked me that.

Crooklyn: I‘m out of here.*leaves*

Dbella: How about you,Cconn?

Cconn: Look,I‘d love to go with you but I think its safer to play by the rules this time.I don’t want to spend another detention scraping the toe-jam out of Principal Kipobe's feet.:(

Dbella: You are so dull. Goodbye.

Cconn: Fine, then I’m leaving.


Cconn walks away and Dbella sneaks into the room. She stealthily makes her way to the coffee pot,where her true intentions are revealed. She reaches into her jacket pocket and pulls out a handful of cyanide capsules. She knew Cconn would never be so bold, but she had to get revenge on the teacher that gave her lover a failing grade in Avatar making class. For weeks she had stopped by the room, noticing that it was only Danger Mouse who dared to drink the rancid coffee. What a fool he would be the next time he took a sip. She quickly open the capsules and sprinkled the contents into the coffee machine. She turned around then with a self-satisfied smirk to see a figure standing at the door.


Dbella: *gasp* Oh,its just you.

the figure turned the lights off


Dbella: Whats this now?This is no place to get romantic.;)


as the figure stepped in several others followed in


Dbella: Not what I had in mind.But heck,I’m willing to try something new.

They close the door,and place a chair against the knob,blocking the only exit


Dbella: Looks like a party.If you’d have told me earlier,and I might’ve made arrangements.But. I’m afraid I have to leave now.


the figures grab Dbella,and she desperately tries to fight back. She manages to scratch one, and knee another in the testes. With a loud thud, the figures violently throw her to the floor. They kick and stomp her as she tries to stand. A figure then pulls out a blade and stabs her repeatedly. Dbella cries and grunts in pain, but the figures take this as an okay to do the same. The knives cut through her flesh like butter, letting blood seep out from every wound. Dbella then makes one last attempt to stand, and her effort is cut short by a large cleaver that is driven into her chest and dragged down to her lower abdomen, disemboweling her. With a defeated sigh.she falls forward onto her splattered intestines.


Hoodedguy1: Two down.

[DBella]

Great job, Abaddon! Story's getting better and better. :up: Thank you for killing me the way you did. I don't wanna go any other way. :confused: :D

[Elmo]

YAY!!! Elmo's here!.:):up:





I'll work on it.;)

goody :)

i'm ready for my closeup abaddon. :o

if, um, i could at any point say the word "boobies" that would be hot.

its, er, in my contract

[Abaddon]

Back at the school gym
Twy finds Matt pretending to work out, and pulls him aside.

Twylight: Matt I need your help.

Matt: Why?Does Fray need something?

Twylight: No,this isn’t about her.

Matt: Then what?

Twylight: A girl was murdered here today.Who was it?

Matt: I heard it was some chick named Webmistress.Can
you believe Principal Kipobe is letting us in here?This whole place is a crime scene.

Twylight: I know.Can you get me in the locker room?

Matt: Uh,I’m not sure.

Twylight: I need to look at the crime scene.

Matt: When did you start going all Veronica Mars?:confused:

Twylight: When I realized there’s a cult behind this.

Matt: How’d you realize that?

Twylight: I can read pms.

Matt: So can I..whats your point?

Twylight: I can read other people’s pms.

Matt: You’re kidding me,right?

Twylight: A few minutes before I came here Huskerwebber
sent you a pm telling you Ryoko just walked in,which is the only reason you’re over here by the weights.

Matt: …how?

Twylight: I’m not sure.I think maybe that scientology troll from last night did something to me.Which,now that I think about,would explain why I emptie my medicine cabinet this morning.:confused:

Matt: Did you talk to Daisy about this?

Twylight: Look,I’m not talking to Daisy or Fray about anything.They want to exclude me from their inner circle,then fine.I can do this on my own.

Matt: But--

Twylight: What?Do you think I’m some damsel in distress too?!:mad:

Matt: No…I was going to say everyone’s leaving the gym now.


Twy turns around to see the gym emptying out into the hallways in confusion.

[Abaddon]

Hype Faculty Room
Students gather in the hallway surrounding the room,much to the dismay of Detective Flass. The cops keep the students as far back as possible. Meanwhile pictures are taken of Dbella‘s dead corpse,which is found laying face up, atop a pentagram.


Detective Flass: Same as the last one. Looks like our killers have come back.

Officer Jonty: You sure it was more than one guy?

Detective Flass: Definitely.And from the looks of it, they're preying on young women.

Officer Jonty: The boys also found some empty cyanide capsules on the floor.

Detective Flass: Doesn’t make sense. Who would disembowel a girl,then leave cyanide around. It clearly wasn’t a suicide.

Officer Elmo: Maybe they just wanted to see what a dead woman’s boobies looked like.:confused:

Detective Flass: Remind me why you’re on the force again.

Officer Elmo: I’m sleeping with your sister.


Twy stands on the side clearly focusing on the pms exchanged between the officers.


Matt: Find anything useful?

Twylight: Well, apparently the Detective's wife gave him crabs. Other than that,not much.:huh:

Matt: Hmm,try reading someone closer.

Twylight: I’ll try

Squints her eyes trying to peer into the room

Twylight: Wait…it was Dbella who died.

Matt: Bella?!

Twylight: She was gutted…and laid on some occult symbol drawn on the floor. Just like Webmistress.*pulls out a paper and pen from her schoolbag*

Matt: Guess we have our lead.

Twylight: Guess so. Go to the library and find out if you can spot this symbol. *hands him the paper* I’m going to go do a little investigating myself.

Matt: No problem.

Matt and Twy part ways just as Fray comes down the main staircase. A group starts pointing and laughing at Fray as they cross paths.

Toven: Be careful, noob. You might be next.

Fray: Whatever. *sees Matt* Hey, Matt wait up!

Matt: Oh..uh,hi Fray. Whats up?

Fray: Death.

Matt: want to write a poem about it?

Fray: Funny. Have you seen Twy?

Matt: No, I haven’t.

Fray: You sure? I really need to see her.

Matt: er..yea.

Fray: Yea you‘ve seen her,or yea you‘re sure you didn‘t see her?

Matt: I don‘t know Damnit!!! What is this, the friggin Inquisition?!!!!!

Fray:…..

Matt: I‘ve gotta go.

Fray: Where you headed?

Matt: Library. I’m researching something for somebody who you don’t know.

Fray: Uh..okay, then. I’ll meet you back there later. *turns to leave*

Matt: You shouldn’t go that way if you’re in a hurry.

Fray: Why?

Matt: Another girl was murdered.

Fray: What?:confused:


Hype Hallways
Twy wanders around, a bit confused,before she runs into Caretaker.

Twylight: Oh,you.Hey!

Caretaker: oh..hey.

Twylight: uh, can I talk to you for a sec?

Caretaker: Why? You wanna make fun of me too?

Twylight: No, of course not.

Caretaker: Yeah,right. Everybody saw me get pants. You
might as well join the anti-me bandwagon.

Twylight: um..not everybody saw. I’m sure some people were trying to look away, or were at least to busy to pay any attention.

Caretaker: You really think so?

Twylight: Sure,don‘t be so hard on yourself. Now, I just wanted to know if you’ve seen Cconn anywhere.

Caretaker: I think I saw him going towards the main staircase. He seemed pretty stressed out.

Twylight: Thanks a lot. *pats his shoulder*


Toven and her crew pass through the hallway cackling away


Caretaker: Hey Toven!

Toven stops and turns to the others


Toven:Hey guys, look what's trying to talk to me

Tukiluka: Looks pretty pathetic.

Toven: I know. Let’s leave, he’s making me nauseous.


the group passes them, and tears well up in Caretaker’s eyes

Twylight: Don’t pay them any mind.

Caretaker: It’s official. Nobody likes me.:(

Twylight: You’re a nice guy. You’ve just got to put yourself out there. Just be a little more confident, and show everyone the great guy you can be.:)

Caretaker: Doubt that’ll work.

Twylight: Just give it a shot.:)


With a smile, Twy leaves in search for Cconn who may hold some answers.

[Abaddon]

Meanwhile…

Fray: So there’s a killer on the loose,you don’t know where Twy is,and you’re going to the library to research something for someone I don’t know.

Matt: Yes.No.I think.:confused:

Fray: Tell me whats going on.NOW.


Cut to main staircase
Twylight finds a visibly shaken Cconn sitting on the steps holding a picture he took with Dbella

Twylight: hey,Cconn. Are you alright?

Cconn: I’ve been better.

Twylight: *sits next to him* I’m sorry about what happened. She didn’t deserve to die like that.

Cconn: She didn’t deserve to die,period!They wouldn’t even let me see her body

Twylight: I don’t think it would’ve been right for you to see her that way.

Cconn: I--I told her not to go in their.But she wouldn‘t listen. *gulps* Did they say who did it?

Twylight: No. But I promise you,that I will find out before anyone else end up dead. But I need your help.

Cconn: What do you need?

Twylight: Do you have any idea as to who would want to do this to her,or Webmistress?Or even why?

Cconn: I don’t.

Twylight: Did she have any enemies?

Cconn: No,I don’t think so.But if she did,she’d write it in her webjournal.

Twylight: *vision begins to blur* Right.Thanks..I,uh have to go.


Twylight stands and tries to make her way into the hallway. She stumbles a bit,and pushes through the doors into the crowded hallways where she is instantly hit with bright hits surrounding everyone‘s head. All at once she begins to see through each person,and into their pm box. Sweat drips down her forehead, as the words blur into incoherent messages.

Twylight: No.no no!!!!!

Originally sent by jzryklsksxzj
we'll kill the third in the auditorium

All at once she begins to see through each person,and into their pm box. Sweat drips down her forehead, as the words blur into incoherent messages, and her eyes glaze over and turn a deep black with a series of 1's and 0's running through them. She tries to break the connections but the power is too much for her to control. Her eardrums feel as if they're about to bursts because of the loud humming in her head. She closes her eyes, and spins around wildly, trying to sort out the confusion.


Twylight: STOP IT!!!!!

Larrylegend: Twylight,are you feeling alright?

Twylight: AAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Twy collapses onto the ground

Larrylegend: Call the nurse! *kneels down* Everybody move! Give her some air!!

[Abaddon]

Hype High Medical Room
Twy awakens lying on a bed In the nurse’s office.

Nurse Honey Vibe: Are you feeling ok?

Twylight: I feel like someone drove a railroad spike through my head.

Matt: At least your eyes stopped bleeding.

Larrylegend: You just rest up.*taps her hand and leaves*

Twylight: Did I die?

Fray: Would Matt be here if you did?

Twylight: Good point.

Fray: He told me everything.

Twylight: Matt..

Matt: She twisted my nipples.:csad:

Twylight: You couldn’t have held out longer?

Fray: Look, I know you were trying to be detective here,but we work better as a group.

Twylight: I just wanted to prove that I wasn’t helpless.

Fray: Well…it was an effort.

Twylight: You think its ok to tell else what not to do
because you have powers. Well,now I have them too.

Fray: And those powers nearly killed you.

Twylight: It must be a side-effect.

Matt: Should've put that on the warning label.

Twylight: What the heck happened?

Fray: We’ve done some research,and we found out that by absorbing the blood you took on an aspect of that particular species of troll. Except we didn’t know what kind of aspect it would be.It could’ve been horns,or scales,or bad hygiene. Your troll was a techie, so may want to recheck that last one. I went looking for you,and eventually LL found us and told us you were here.

Twylight: That doesn’t explain why my head is about to explode.

Fray: well,normal posters weren’t meant to contain the abilities you absorbed. It turned you into a supermagnet for electronic messages. Was only a matter of time before you lost it.

Twylight: Any chance it’ll go away?

Fray: Daisy and Gunny are working on finding a cure.

Twylight: But there’s a cult that’s killing girls.

Fray: I’ll take care of it. You just rest up.

Twylight: No,I will not rest up! Stop treating me like a child.

Fray:*sighs* Whatever issues we have will have to wait. You’re no good to me being bedridden.

Twylight: Fine.

Fray: Try not to strain yourself.*turns to leave*

Twylight: Wait. Cconn told me that Dbella might have left some clues in her journal.

Matt: I’ll get on it.

Twylight: And be careful. These guys ,whoever they are, might strike again.

Fray: Don’t worry. I'm pretty sure I can take ‘em.


Hype High Auditorium
The hooded figures locked all the doors,and gather on the stage

Hoodedguy1: The time has come for our commencement. When the blood of the third is drawn,a new era shall be brought forth. The world will tremble before us. A new age will dawn. Now go off. Find the girl!!

Hoodedguy2: I can’t wait to take off these stupid robes.

Hoodedguy1: What was that?

Hoodedguy2: Uh..nothing.


Hype High School Library
Fray paces around impatiently,while Gunny and Daisy flip through books.

Daisy: I found it.It says here to remove the aspect one must drink the purging fluid of the troll.

Fray: So we have to find another troll then.

Gunny: There’s a cabal nearby here that operates in the Church of Scientology.Its near Hype boulevard.

Daisy: Hm,you’re really getting into this.

Gunny: Beats being in class.

Fray: Alright then. I’ll go get the cure,come back,then stop whoever’s behind these killings.

Daisy: Sounds like a lot of work.You should bring backup. Matt go with her.

Matt: Yes!No more googling for me.

Gunblade: Shutup, we all know you were looking at porn.

Matt: Don't judge me.

[Detective Flass]

Live Flass! Live!!!

[Abaddon]

Leave your comments here,ingrate:
http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=187435

[Kipobe]

I don't do this: ":confused::up:"

I may've done it on the rare occasion, but you have it up there like it's a mannerism of mine.

:mad:

[Abaddon]

You've done it enough for me to consider it one.:o



Besides,I like it.It's now becoming a habit of mine to use it.:confused::up:


Now shut up before I kill you off.:mad::o:confused::up:

[JLBats]

Am I in it or not? I don't mind, it's extremely funny.

[Abaddon]

ask me in the discussion thread.:o:up:

[Abaddon]

Back at the Nurse’s office
Twy manages to sneak out of the room and slinks through the hallways

Riddler: What are you doing?

Twylight: Nothing. Now go away,please.

Riddler: Women.:rolleyes:


Twy moves along and is struck once again with humming sound


Twy: God,not again.


she turns to face Riddler and hacks into his pm box

So what do you think of Twylight?
I like her…


[I]Twy smiles sheepishly at Riddler,then continues reading.


She’s the type of chick that’s all sweet and nice on the outside,but a freak in bed.

Twylight: :eek::mad: *slaps Riddler*

Riddler: Ow.What was that for?

Twylight: Being a guy.:rolleyes:


Hype Boulevard

Logan: It should be at the corner here.

Fray: Thanks….I guess.

Logan: You guess?

Fray: Well I don’t recall asking for a seeing eye dog.

Logan: But your friend did.

Fray: Well his opinion hardly counts

Matt: Um..right here.

Logan: Maybe your just a little jealous,cause I do the job more efficiently

Fray: A sentient penis could do the job more efficiently.

Logan: Whatever :wolverine

Fray: Matt why did you invite this jerk?

Matt: I figured we’d need backup.

Fray: No,you need backup. I need to not kick both your asses.

Logan: As if you you could take me, Plebian.:wolverine

Fray: What did you call me?

Logan: Silly me.I should’ve brought my dictionary.

Fray: You are asking for a beating little man.

they arrive at the Hype Church of Scientology. A large ominous gargoyles that all posed a striking resemblance to John Travolta stands vigilant at the entrance. Its eyes seem to follow them as they move.


Matt: Not as much as these guys.


they walk in on a meeting where the Scientology trolls burn of effigy of Madonna

L.Ron Da Hubbard: Kaballah must be destroyed!!!

Trolls: YEA!!!!!!!!

L.Ron Da Hubbard: We must spread our message!!!!!!

Trolls: YEA!!!!!

L. Ron Hubbard: And you must pay me an extra $89.99 monthly!!!!!!!!!!!

Trolls: *with a bit of reluctance* uh..YE--YEA!!!!!!!!!

L. Ron Hubbard: *tents his fingers* Excellent.


a follower runs next to the church leader,and whispers something in his ear.

L.Ron Da Hubbard: Oh,is that a fact?Well it appears brothers,that we have intruders in our mist.*points to the entrance*

Fray: Guess that would be us.

L. Ron Da Hubbard: Introduce them to the cold hard facts of our beliefs.

Matt: That statement's self-contradictory. How can your beliefs be hard facts?

L. Ron Da Hubbard: DESTROY THEM!!!!!!


the horde of members all turn and advance on them

Logan: Let’s party. *SNIKT!* :wolverine

[Kipobe]

You've done it enough for me to consider it one.:o



Besides,I like it.It's now becoming a habit of mine to use it.:confused::up:


Now shut up before I kill you off.:o:confused::up:
I'd like to see my character express a little more arrogance and impatience with random people. :)

[Abaddon]

I'd like to see my character express a little more arrogance and impatience with random people. :)


you do realize I created a thread for this inane ****.:confused:

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=187435

[Kipobe]

Quit trying to control me. :mad:

[Abaddon]

Hype High Library
Twylight pushes through the doors,to find Daisy and Gunblade staring at the computer

Twylight: Any leads?

Daisy: You should be in bed.

Twylight: Yeah,well I’m not. Get over it. Did you find anything?

Daisy: Dbella mentioned a store she’s been going to called Hex Express. We checked it out and apparently Webmistress was also on the clientelle list.

Gunny: That’s good and well,if you want to solve the case,I guess.

Twylight: I’ve been there.

Gunblade: ....??

Twylight: Just...for some reference I needed for an RPG.

Daisy: Then maybe you can get us into the member area. Perhaps we can find out if they had any enemies.

Twylight: I can’t. You can start off as a trial member for the first few weeks,then they allow you to join fulltime. I sort of felt uncomfortable going there. The guy was really creepy.

Daisy: Hmm..

Gunny: What exactly do they have there?

Twylight: Lots of books and stuff on some strange cyber-craft. It’s some new age approach to the supernatural and using technology for magical purposes. They sell Ipods too. They have workshops every week. It's really interesting. The guy there also sells programs that supposedly can allow people to manipulate technology.

Daisy: Whats the program?

Twylight: Hex is the program.It allows you access other programs instantly,and teaches you to manipulate stuff.

Gunny: Sounds like a waste of time. Can I join?

Twylight: No.

Back at The Church.
Fray,and Logan slice and flame through the numerous fanatic trolls. Matt lies on the floor,holding his nose,after attempting to join in

Fray: Damn it, Matt. I need the vial!

Matt: In a sec. I just gotta stop bleeding.

Fray: Nevermind, I‘ll get it. *curses her under breath*


Fray leans down and grabs the vial from Matt’s pocket,only to turn around and find the church leader waiting behind her


L.Ron Da Hubbard: You need to take a better look at yourself. Analyze your thoughts and feelings,so you could gain a better understanding of yourself. Do not reject Xenu. Xenu is the way. Join me,and I shall show you the way to finding your true purpose.

Fray: Save that crap for the tourist.


Fray jumps and delivers a spinning heel kick to Hubbard’s jaw,and the force sends him back several feet. Fray runs after him and is seen fiddling around his waist area. After a few minutes she stands holding,the filled vial.


Fray: I got it. Lets go.

Matt: *stands* aww, I was just about to open up a can of whupass on these guys.

Fray: Better luck next bout,tiger.

Matt: What about Logan?

Logan: This’ll teach you to impose your beliefs on others,you ignorant little vermin. :wolverine


Logan is seen slashing at a troll

Fray: Let him have his fun.


they run out and leave Logan to butcher the rest of the trolls

[Abaddon]

back at the library

Twylight: Do you think it could’ve been a hate crime?

Daisy: Don’t know. It seemed pretty ritualistic for a hate crime. However,we do know now that the symbol used was for protection.

Gunny: Protection from what?

Twylight: That’s what I’d like to know.*closes her eyes* I think I’ll go talk to Cconn. Maybe he knows something.

Daisy: Didn’t you see him already?

Twylight: I did,but he was shook up. Maybe he's calmed down a little.*shrug* Besides,he was the last person to see her. *leaves*


Fray is sprinting towards the school with Matt in toe


Fray: Hurry up. I don't want to come back to a dead body..

Matt: I’m trying,damnit. Be considerate for those of us who don’t have super-message board powers..

Fray: I don’t have time for this.


Fray speeds up leaving Matt behind

Hype High Avatar display room
Cconn stands staring at the various avatars when Twylight steps in

Twylight: uh,hey Cconn.

Cconn: How’d you know to find me here?

Twylight: I figured this would as good as any place for an artist.

Cconn: Hmm.

Twylight: You really should be around friends.

Cconn: I’ve been here waiting for someone.

Twylight: Well,while you wait,I need to ask you some stuff.

Cconn: Go on.

Twylight: Did you know Dbella was into magick?

Cconn: *turns and sneers* How did you find that out?

Twylight: It’s not important.But look,I think maybe she made an enemy that may have been responsible for this,so if you know anything---

Cconn: She should have never gone there. She was so stupid.

Twylight: I get that you’re angry right now,but we need to find her killer.

Cconn: Why? So we can glorify her sins? So we can pay tribute to her hatred and her unholiness? Everyone who uses it is a heathen.

Twylight: :confused:


Fray bursts in the school entrance and runs through the halls holding the vial. She peaks in the nurse's office,but doesn't see Twy,and continues running


Cconn: *shakes his head* I’m sorry,its just that when I think of how stupid those girls were…spreading their hate. It just drives me crazy.

Twylight: Yeah…crazy.I think I’m going to go.

Cconn: No,no..you might as well stay.


At that moment a group of hooded students entered through the rooms back entrance


Twylight: What is this?

Cconn: Remember how I said I was waiting for someone? Well, I do believe she’s here.:)

Twylight: Gulp.:(

[Abaddon]

Meanwhile Fray runs to the library and finds Gunblade stepping out

Fray: Is Twy in there?

Gunny: No,she left.

Fray: Where?

Gunny: To see Cconn,in the avatar room.



Avatar Display Room
Twy runs for the door,but is headed off by two of the men,who close the door

Cconn: Not yet.

Twylight: Why did you do this Cconn?

Cconn: The same reason we all did. To stop the corruption and impurity that plagues this school. We are doing everyone a favor by denouncing the evils represented by the heathens that wander these hallways. We can’t let them take control. If you accept love into your life,the world will be so much better.

Twylight: Oh,I see…

Cconn: Good.

Twylight: ...you’re insane!

Cconn: Insanity is relative.

Twylight: Only an insane person would say that.

Cconn: Insane for following our beliefs,and ridding this school of the faithless?I think now.

Twylight: Who are the rest of these guys?

Cconn: Loyal followers, like myself, of the true word.


the hooded ones nod and remove their hoods revealing themselves. Twy is surprised to find all these fanatics are familiar faces: Colossal Spoons, Super Ludacris,Carter,Bored,Powderman,SweetPrima,Wenis,J lBats,and Heypapajinx.

Twylight: Whats going on? This isn’t like any of you.

Bored: Just goes to show how much you’ve been corrupted by the loveless ones.

Cconn: Now the time is nigh. Whatever that means.:huh:

JlBats: Tonight,the school shall be made pure once again.

Ludacris: Blood shall be spilt,and we all shall be saved.


Fray kicks down the door and storms in

Fray: Not if I can help it.

Wenis: Talk about dramatic entrances.

Fray: Thanks. Took forever for you guys to say a line I could rebut.

JLBats: I actually think it came off a little sloppy.

SapphirePrima: yea, I see that.

Fray: Hmph. What do you know?:mad:

Cconn: Well, we are taking drama. Speaking of which...

[Abaddon]

Minutes later in the library
Twy sits holding a cold compress to her head

Twylight: They got Fray.
Matt: Then we’ve got to find her.
Twylight: I already know where they're taking her. I read a pm earlier saying they're going to kill the next girl in the auditorium.
Matt: It doesn’t make sense. Why would those guys do this? And Cconn..killing Dbella?
Twylight: They sounded like they’d been brainwashed.
Daisy: Pack for weapons. We’re going there and taking him out.:mad:
Matt: I don’t get what would drive a person to do something so sick.


Hype High Auditorium
Fray lays chained to an altar on the stage,and slowly comes to

Fray: So I’m guessing you guys aren’t doing this for extra credit. Whats the angle?
Cconn: The angle is freedom. Freedom for hatred, and war, and violence. All the things you represent.
Fray: You barely know me.
Cconn: I don’t have to. He’s been watching you. He told us about how sinful you were, and now he will bring us peace.
Fray: Did he also tell you to kill your girlfriend?
Cconn: Dbella was impure. Tainted. As much as it pained me, I had to do what I knew in my heart was right.
Fray: The great one? So you mean you aren’t behind all this? That’s just dandy.
Cconn: I could never hope to achieve the enlightenment and brilliance our leader has.
Hoodedguy1: Yet you try. And trying to achieve excellence is whats most important. Hold onto your faith, young Cconn, and it will bring you closer to love.
Fray: Love that kills. Poetic, but ultimately it’ll lead to jail time.
Hoodedguy1: The heathen awakens.
Fray: Yeah, been awake. Though I’m kinda glad you guys tranq’d me. I feel rested.
Hoodedguy1: Good. because it’s almost time for your final nap.
Fray: Whatever. Just try not to be too loud when I’m sleeping.
Hoodedguy1: This is a sleep you will not awake from, my dear.
Fray: That’s lovely. I’m going to be gutted by a Lord of the Rings reject.
Hoodedguy1: *shakes head* Insolent whore. You lay here wondering why we chose you. The truth of the matter is you chose yourself. I have been watching you, and from the moment you arrived I knew you’d be trouble. And you did not disappoint.
Fray: What can I say, I aim to please.
Hoodedguy1: And you shall please us all.
Fray: erm....not exactly what I expected.:confused:
Hoodedguy1: You shall please us by dying.
Fray: That’s a relief
Hoodedguy1: You run about here spreading your hatred. Your thirst for violence. Now you must pay for your crimes. Humanity will benefit greatly from your loss. When your blood is spilled, the final step in the sacred ritual will make this place holy again. It shall protect us all from the ungodly ones.Three heathens. One mission.
Fray: Which is?
Hoodedguy1:*raises his voice* To free us from damnation! To strike fear into the hearts of the sinners and the loveless ones!!! Your death will mark the beginning of a new era….

The others step back as the man removes the hood,in dramatic fashion,revealing his true identity.

TheExalted: ….An ERA OF PEACE AND LOVE!!!!!!!

[Abaddon]

Twy, Daisy, and Matt move towards the auditorium, each carrying a weapon. Twy with an axe,Daisy with a sword, and Matt with a halberd.

Matt: You sure you're up for this Twy?
Twylight: I’m fine.
Matt: Not reading any pms?
Twylight: Nope.
Daisy: Shhh! We want to catch them by surprise.
Matt: So is this going to be a weekly thing?
Daisy What?
Matt: Is someone gonna have to be rescued every week?I mean,I’m into the whole hero thing,but when are we gonna fight an ubertroll or something?
Daisy:……
Twylight:…….
Matt: I’ll shut up now.
Twylight: How exactly is this going to work?
Daisy: We run in and stop them from killing Fray.
Matt: Sounds like a plan.
Twylight: Not a very good one.:(

they arrive at the auditorium entrance to find that the doors are all locked

Daisy: Darn it!:mad: We’ll have to find another way in. Hopefully Fray will buy herself some time.
Twylight: You go ahead, I think I can work to get this door open.


Back in the auditorium..

Fray: Hey, don’t I know you?
The Exalted: Probably. I’ve starred in many hit Broadway plays.
Fray: No..not from there.
The Exalted: Uh, I also had a cameo in Gigli.
Fray: Wait. Now I remember you. You’re that drama teacher that got fired last week for smacking Kipobe with a fish? Is that what this is all about?
The Exalted: The fool was planning on canceling our annual school play!!!It was a masterpiece I tell you!A MASTERPIECE!!!!!!!!
Fray: Yea,that’s nice. Still don’t get why that’s an excuse for murdering the students.
The Exalted: I didn’t murder anybody. My loyal followers are the ones with blood on their hands.
Fray: Why?
Cconn: In order to achieve greatness, one must make a leap of faith.
Fray: A leap that involves killing your friends?
Cconn: She had it coming. Her ways were corrupt, and impure. She relied on vengeance, and hatred. It was too late to let peace into her heart. It’d already been turned to stone.
Fray: That’s bull****. You killed the one person who was willing to do anything for you. She didn’t have it coming. You took an innocent life, and now you’ll have to pay for it.
Cconn: And whose gonna do that,you? Your little cabal of misfits? They will be purged off their hatred soon enough. When you die, peace and love will enter the hearts of everyone in this school.
The Exalted: That’s enough now Cconn. You’re hogging my spotlight.
Cconn: Sorry sir.
The Exalted: It’s fine. Now go out and make sure we don’t have any uninvited guests in our ceremony.
Cconn: yes sir. *leaves*
Fray: How’d you do it?
The Exalted: Do what?
Fray: How’d you manage to get all these people to follow you?
The Exalted: My natural charisma, combined with a great acceptance of the truth of matters allowed me to open the minds of these bright individuals, and allow peace and love to enter their hearts.
Fray: Hmm…I’m thinking mind-control.
The Exalted: *sneers* Only the faithless would speak with such cynicism.
Fray: Don't hear you denying it.
The Exalted: Speak no further, loveless one. You cannot pierce me with your serpent tongue.
Fray: You were tired of people not listening to you, so you decided to spread your idiotic message by controlling their minds. They only joined the happy meal bandwagon because you forced them to. And now theyre all your slaves. Convenient, isn't it? Being as powerless as you are, it makes sense to have a small army of psychotic stepfords behind you.
The Exalted: SILENCE!!!!!!!!
Fray: Just goes to show how far a loser is willing to go to get attention. It’s a shame. Maybe if Mommy gave you some of that peace and love you’ve been craving all your life, you wouldn’t be trying to force it on the sane members of society.
The Exalted: SOCIETY IS NOT SANE!!!! YOU LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE HATRED AND SUFFERING IS THE MAINSTAY. HOW SANE ARE YOU PEOPLE WITH YOUR VIOLENCE, AND DEBAUCHERY. ONLY PEACE AND LOVE CAN SAVE YOU!!! AND IF YOU DON”T WANT IT, THEN I WILL FORCE IT INTO YOU!!!!THE WORLD SHALL CHRISTEN ME ITS SAVIOR, WHEN I FREE YOU ALL FROM THE CHAINS OF WAR!!!
Fray: Let me guess. By controlling our minds, perhaps? Sounds like you're exchanging one chain for another.
The Exalted: You could never understand, heathen. Peace and Love is the only way.
Fray: God, what is with you freaks and youre obsessive beliefs? There is no one way.That isn’t how the world works. You can’t win by forcing your beliefs onto other people.
The Exalted: Oh, but I can. :cmad:

[Abaddon]

Exalted grins and steps back. Fray watches on, still struggling to get out of her chains. Exalted pulls the rope on the curtain revealing a large fountain shaped liked a flower.

The Exalted: When you’re blood is spilled on the altar,the protection ritual will be complete.
Fray: You better hope that’s protection from me,drama queen.
The Exalted: Protection from violence.Once the process has begun the school will be sanctified.No one will be able to harm any other person.Trolls,and flamers will be powerless.And once this done,I will release my love mist,that will allow all the newly peaceful posters to better accept my offering of love.
Fray: So the online dating thing didn’t work for you,I guess.
The Exalted: You’re words will not deter me. *pulls out a dagger* My mist will do as it did to my loyal followers.It will open their minds to love.That is the only way to freedom.
Fray: What about the freedom of choice?
The Exalted: They have the choice now to either love a little,or to love a lot.I devoted my life to peace and love,and now everyone will be able to share in my content.What you don’t seem to get is that,we are doing this for the greater good.
Fray: No,you’re doing this because you don’t respect anyone else’s beliefs,or right to choose what they feel is right and wrong.That doesn’t make you a savior.It makes you a self-righteous bigot.
The Exalted: I respect you’re right to believe that.And now I am going to kill you.


Exalted approaches her menacingly when suddenly,Matt and Daisy storm in through the side entrance

Daisy: Not if we can help it.

Outside the Auditorium main entrance
Twy focuses, trying to break the door open through sheer force of will. She closely her eyes tightly for several seconds, before giving up, and decides to go for a more practical approach,and starts hacking away at the door with her weapon. Just as she seems to have managed to break the door apart, Cconn appears holding a cleaver.

Cconn: You just can’t stop Nancy Drew-ing can you?
Twylight: Nancy Drew never had an ax. *she turns holding the ax menacingly*
Cconn:


auditorium

The Exalted: How nice.A former coworker,come to witness the beginning of a NEW AGE! *points to fountain* So what do you think?
Daisy: A little over-the-top.
The Exalted: It’s not that big.
Daisy: I meant you.
The Exalted: EVISCERATE THEM!!!!!!
Daisy: See what I mean?

the members leap out at Daisy swinging their knives, but Daisy is unimpressed. With her years of experience with swords and tae bo ,she easily schools the young assassins in the matters of as kicking. Meanwhile Matt uses his halberd to free Fray from her chains

Matt: it’s a shame.I always wondered what it’d be like to have a chick tied up.;)
Fray: It’d be a lot like having my foot in your ass.

the reunion is interrupted then by Spoons and Bored who knock Matt out cold

Fray: Hey! I was gonna do that!

[Abaddon]

Back in the hallway Cconn backs away from Twy with a look of terror in his eyes

Twylight: What’s the matter?Did you expect to take some defenseless girl?Did you expect me to kill me like you killed Dbella?
Cconn: Look,you don’t want to do this.Allow peace and love to enter your heart and purify your soul.
Twylight: I’ll have time for peace and love,when people like you are locked up in jail.
Cconn: Twy,come on.You’re not really going to hurt me.
Twylight: You’re right.I’m not going to hurt you.
Cconn: Good.
Twylight: The axe is.

with a turn and a quick thrust Twy nails Cconn in the head with the handle of the axe,knocking him out

Twylight: ^__^ ! *runs into the auditorium*

back on the stage, Fray gets done taking down Spoons, and finishes with a swift kick to the temple. Powderman tries to jump her from behind but finds his face colliding her fist Batman style

Powderman: Ow. *collapses*

Twy runs down the aisle toward the stage to find only Daisy Fray and Exalted left standing.

The Exalted: You cannot defeat me.The POWER OF PEACE AND LOVE SHALL RISE ABOVE ALL--
Fray: Oh,shut up.I’ve heard enough of your speechifying for one night.

Exalted goes into a fit of rage and runs at Fray with the dagger.She yawns and easily dodges his swings,before punching him hard in the face.

The Exalted: Ack!! Oh happy dagger,why hast thou betrayed me?!!!!!
Fray: Can the thespian act,you’re done.Over.Fin.
The Exalted: This can’t be.Peace and love will triumph…I swear it.
Fray: You say you devoted your life to peace and love?Well let me reintroduce you to violence.

Fray attacks Exalted with a barrage of punches and kicks.She slams his head onto the floor and continues to pummel him for several minutes.[I]


Daisy: Um..Fray.
Twylight: I think she’s gone.
Daisy: Fray!!
Fray: What?!:mad:
Daisy: Its over.You can stop now.
Fray: Oh,right. *stands* Just one thing though *sends a hard kick to his testes* End scene.


[I]A half hour later the followers of exalted are being escorted into a paddy wagon,while The Exalted follows behind being thrown into a police car by Officer Jonty.

The Exalted: Yes I did it.TO FREE YOU ALL FROM HATE!!
Officer Jonty: That’s enough there,buddy.You aren’t winning an Oscar for this.Besides,theyre wont be any complaining where youre going.

Jonty gets into the drivers seat and gives a sinister smirk as he glimpses at a Bison shaped air freshener

The Exalted: I would’ve gotten away with it too,if it hadn’t been for those meddling kids!:mad:

Matt: Think he means us.
Twylight: How nice for him.
Fray: Whats going to happen to the love groupies?
Daisy: Detective Flass just told me they're being taken to detox to get that mist out of their system.I’m not sure if anyones going to press charges.
Matt: it’s a shame.Those guys didn’t even realize how wrong they were.Must suck to have to realize you killed innocent people for the sake of something you don’t even believe in.
Twylight: Poor Cconn.
Fray: Bet you weren’t thinking that when you knocked him out.
Twylight: Oh,you heard about that,eh?
Fray: Nothing makes me prouder.
Twylight: Guess now you’ll lay off the whole keeping me on the sidelines thing.
Fray: Guess I’ll have to.You’re the big hero now.
Twylight: I wouldn’t go that far.But I did kick some major booty.
Fray: Too bad you were sick earlier.
Twylight: I’m feeling better.That drink you gave me cured me right up.Tasted pretty bad though.For a second I could've sworn it smelled like urine.
Fray: *laughs nervously* Yeah…like urine.

Fray,Matt,and Daisy give each other a look and walk away.Twylight follows


Twylight: Hey! Wait up.What is the “purging fluid of the troll” anyway?
Matt: ….
Twylight: Come,on. Tell me.
Daisy: So,what are we doing after this?
Matt: I think I’ll get ready for the costume party Friday.
Daisy: Sounds like plan.
Twylight: What are hiding?I hate it when you guys don’t tell me anything.:mad:
Fray: I’ll tell you something.Long ago,before time was even officially established, powerful beings roamed the message boards….






END

[Abaddon]

Hype High.

Doc Ock: Right,you are Silver S.Now,can you tell me the exact cost of damages done to a city,if say,an electric generator would the size of an elephant exploded?
Silver S: Well,wouldn’t that depend on where it exploded?
Doc Ock yes,yes.Now..*pauses and holds his head*
Silver S: is something wrong?
Doc Ock: I can’t see you.
Silver S: What? *stands and walks over to him* Are you feeling well?Should I call the nurse?
the students exchange perplexed expressions
Doc Ock: Stay away!
Silver S: I’ll just go get her.
Doc Ock: I said stay AWAY!!!!!!!! *he smacks Silver S across the room with his tentacle*
the students stand with horrified expressions.A few go over to check on Silver S,as Doc Ock knocks over his desk
Jasmine: I knew I should’ve dropped this class.
Andrew: Somebody call the principal!!
Doc Ock: Shut your sniveling mouths!!!*his upper-right tentacle latches itself to Hunter rider’s face*You’re all I see now.All your invitations.I want no part of it.You hear me?NO PART!!!!!!!
Nicklogic,Venom_Uk,and Venomspits try to restrain him.Doc Ock easily throttle’s all three of them,catching them in his tentacles as the fall
Doc Ock: You think you can control me?!!I don’t want you!!!!!*tightens his grip on all four*Now,I’ll have to teach you all a lesson.
Doc ock starts violently beating the students with the other four he has in each tentacle.Bloodied bodies,tentacles,and limbs are seen flying through the air.The walls are painted red with blood,and Doc Ock lets out a bone-chilling scream

Cut to opening credits


http://www.superherohype.com/forums/image.php?u=21062&dateline=1119756169 Fray Ok
http://www.superherohype.com/forums/image.php?u=3169&dateline=1119249408 Daisy
http://www.superherohype.com/forums/image.php?u=513&dateline=1093880654 Matt
http://www.superherohype.com/forums/image.php?u=15946&dateline=1113690215 Herr Logan
http://www.superherohype.com/forums/image.php?u=14551&dateline=1119303585 Twylight
http://www.superherohype.com/forums/image.php?u=15199&dateline=1116096215 Gunblade

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Written and created by: Abaddon




Episode 3: In This Guise

[Abaddon]

Fray and Twylight walk to school carrying Frappecinno’s.


Twylight: You sure it we should’ve stopped at that Cyber Café before school?
Fray: My late pass will say no. But my stomach says yes.:)
Twylight: I feel so trendy and smug.
Fray: That's satisfaction. The only kind you get from expensive coffee. You feel any side-effects from the antidote?
Twylight: No. But I can’t get that taste out of my mouth. Hence,why I agreed to the frappecinno.
Fray: Yeah,well I’ve heard piss leaves a bad taste in your mouth.But then again,I was never interested in that whole golden shower thing.
Twylight: What?!!:confused:
Fray: Wait,look.

Fray stops and points a group of police cars parked outside of the school.

Fray: Never a dull moment here in Hype,now is there?


Hype High School Library
Daisy stands by a table,conversing with a detective when Fray and Twy enter

Daisy: I don’t know.He was always very kind and very polite.I just don’t understand where this kind of behavior could’ve come from?
Detective Flass: Well,thank you for your time,ma’m
Daisy: Is he going to be arrested?
Detective Flass: We have him restrained at the moment,and he’s going to the hospital soon after for a psych evaluation.This guys got quite a few screws loose.Don’t worry though.This kind of thing happens a lot.A guy get stressed out by his job,and finally has a violent breakdown.We’ll take care of it.You just make sure the students feel safe.
Daisy: You mean the ones that aren’t dead,or mutilated?
Detective Flass: Yup. *tips his hat* Take care

The Detective leaves brushing by Twy and Fray who look on stunned.Officer Elmo stands waiting outside the door for Flass.


Twylight: Who had a breakdown?
Daisy: Doc Ock.
Twylight: No.:eek:
Fray: Hmm,I had Coach Brodiebruce in mind.
Twylight: What happened?
Daisy: He lost it.Attacked his entire Ockonomics class.
Fray: That’s insane.
Daisy: That’s Hype
Twylight: So,what do we do about it?
Daisy: Nothing,right now its out of our hands.
Twylight: Are you sure he wasn’t possessed by a troll or something?
Daisy: All I know is that a good man may lose his job today,over an incident that should’ve never happened. *turns and goes into the back room*
Fray: She seemed really upset.
Twylight: Well,a lot of the teachers here are friends.Daisy and Doc Ock,used to hang out when they were young,along with LarryLegend and some others.Used to be a group who called themselves The TB.
Fray: Tuberculosis?:confused:
Twylight: The True Believers.
Fray: How do you know all this?
Twylight:Their band used to play at the SHH Night Club.And I used to be a part of their comic book club.
Fray: Why’d they stop?
Twylight: Things got bad.A lot people got addicted to spam.Eventually it became something entirely different then what they originally started with.It was a crazy time.
Fray: Interesting..
Twylight: Yeah I g--

Twy is cut off by the sounds of screaming in the hallway.She and Fray run out to see whats going on and find Officer Elmo wildly pointing the gun.

Detective Flass: Put the gun down officer.
Officer Elmo: Theyre everywhere.**** !THEYRE EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!
Detective Flass: Just calm down/
Officer Elmo: SHUT UP!!!!:mad:

Elmo starts shooting randomly hitting Flass in the arm once with a bullet,and taking out Flexo and the incredible spork.The other students scatter

Officer Elmo: Stay away,all of you!!!!!!!

Fray acts quickly,cart wheeling towards Elmo,and knocking the gun out his hands

Officer Elmo: You told me to shoot the ninja damnit!!!!!

Fray engages in hand-to-hand combat with the crazed Elmo,getting the upper hand and delivering a disabling blow to the neck

Detective Flass: *on the walkie talkie* Send in some men and an ambulance in here now.Shots fired!I repeat shots fired!!!!!

minutes later in the school entrance.Elmo is seen being pulled away, strapped tightly to a rolling bed.

Fray: What the hell was that?
Twylight: Apparently Doc Ocks not the only one losing his mind.
Fray: *sighs* Only in Hype.
Twylight: You don’t think this might be a troll or spammer related incident do you?
Fray: I don’t know.

Matt approaches,and Toven‘s crew stand against the wall not giving a damn

Matt: Wassup guys?
Twylight: Nothin….aside from random shooting,and the student mauling.
Matt: Odd.
Fray: Odd doesn’t even begin to describe it.What was he yelling about?
Twylight: Something about ninja’s I think.
Fray: Well,theyre taking him to the hospital.I think I might follow.Just to see whats up.
Twylight: We should pick up some weapons.Might be dangerous.
Matt: I can drive us there.
Fray: Matt,you stay where its safe.
Matt: In the corner while you fight?
Fray: No,at the library,while you read.
Matt: That’s not fair.I want in on the action.
Fray: You had enough action a few days ago,when we were at that Church.
Twylight: And when we were trying to stop Exalted and his goons from turning the world into a detergent commercial.
Matt: I helped stop ‘em didn’t I?
Fray: Yeah,you did a real good job of hitting their fists with your face.:rolleyes:
Twylight: Really,Matt.You should stay and help out Daisy.
Matt: Funny how you’re suddenly ready to push me out of the inner circle,when just a few days ago you weren’t in it.
Fray: Twy proved herself.You didn’t.
Matt: I’m not going to sit around researching some stupid case.I want in on the action.
Twylight: We’re not even sure of whats going on.
Matt: Then there’s only one person who can help us…



Cut to Hype hallway,a tall handsome young man enters through the doors.He is dressed in a sexy Italian outfit,that compliments his bluging muscles and excellent pecs.His smooth silky hair,hangs down to his shoulders and with a quick smile of his pearly white teeth,he melts the heart of every person standing nearby



Toven: Hello salty goodness.
CLW: I’d hit it!:up:
Fray: Who…is….that?
Matt: Only the greatest poster to ever walk the earth.
Fray: What’s his name?
Twylight: His name is Caretaker.

[Joker]

Ockonomics class?? LMFAO! :up: :D

Awesome,awesome stuff.I smacked Silver S.Ooooh that's bad :o She'll forgive me in time ;)

Speaking of whom I need to direct them to this thread.They'll get a right kick out of this :up:

[Abaddon]

Fray: Why haven’t I ever seen him?
Matt: You must’ve been blind.How could miss the guy with the biggest post count ever recorded in Hype High history?

Caretaker struts down the hallway,and stops by Twy


Caretaker: Hey.
Twylight: *giggles* Heeeyy.http://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/smilies/redface.gif *twirls her hair around her finger*
Caretaker:How you been?
Twylight: Good…really good.
Caretaker: Nice to hear.
Caretaker: *looks to Fray* Who’s your friend here?
Twylight: What friend?:confused:
Fray: Me.Hi I’m Fray.
Caretaker: Nice to meet you,Fray. *winks*
Fray: Likewise.http://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/smilies/redface.gif
Caretaker: So,you guys just hanging out here?
Matt: Well,actually we were hoping you could help us with--

Matt is shoved aside mid-sentence by Toven


Toven: Hey hot stuff.
Caretaker: Hey Toven.
Toven: What are you doing later?
Caretaker: Um..I think I’ll probably go to the costume party tonight.
Toven: Who are you going as?
Caretaker: Haven’t really decided yet.
Toven: Well let me know.Maybe we can go together.
Caretaker: yeah,maybe.Listen I’ve got to go to gym.So I’ll see you guys later.Bye..

Caretaker nods and continues walking as the others look on in awe.Only Fray doesn‘t appear to be as greatly affected by his prescence.She turns to Toven with a look of disdain

Fray: Nice job interrupting.
Toven: Excuse me.Who gave you permission to exist?
Matt: Same guy who shaves your back,Tovy.
Toven: ugh..whatever.

Toven runs after Caretaker,hoping to walk him to class.


Fray: Well,Matt.Your plan sure backfired.You might as well called up Logan again.
Matt: It was Tovens fault.We’ll get another chance to ask him.
Fray: Aside from the good looks,and charm how exactly is this guy going to help us?
Twylight: Did you hear the way he said my name?It just sounded so amazing coming from his lips. *sighs deep*
Fray: You’ve got it bad.
Matt: Can you blame her?Caretakers like royalty.Every guy wants to be him.Every girl wants to be with him.And every guy wants to do him.
Fray: uh,repeat the last part.:confused:
Twylight: You just don’t understand Fray.We’ve known him longer.But don’t worry,maybe you’ll get the chance to speak to him again.
Fray: He seems like a nice guy and all.Not to mention the hotty factor,but I just don’t see how he’ll be useful.
Matt: *turns to Twy* Wanna go smell his locker?
Twylight: Sure. ^__^.

Twy and Matt scamper off leaving Fray perplexed.


Cut to Library
Daisy looks through some random books when Larrylegend steps in

Larrylegend: Busy?
Daisy: Huh?Oh,no.Not at all.
Larrylegend: Just got in,and I heard about the Ock thing.
Daisy: Yeah,its something.
Larrylegend: Thought you might need some company.
Daisy: I’m fine.There are no tears to shed right now.I just want to figure out what happened.
Larrylegend: I think you need a break.Wanna go get some coffee?I hear they’ve replaced the old machine.It actually taste good now.
Daisy: Larry…
Larrylegend: Come,on.Just for old time sake.
Daisy: *sighs* Alright.
Larrylegend: Great.

Daisy drops the books on the table and leaves with LL

[POWdER-man]

"back on the stage,Fray gets done beating up Drakon, and finishes with a swift kick to the temple.Powderman tries to jump her from behind but finds his face colliding her fist Batman style

Powderman: Ow. *collapses*"

Man that was short lived....I need a better agent, I can't accept these brief cameos anymore.....

[Abaddon]

Larrylegend: So,you still on chaperone duty for tonight?
Daisy: Kipobe cancelled the party this morning.After the uh..incident.:confused:
Larrylegend: Didn’t you hear?Party’s cancelled in the school,but the proprietor at the Shh Night Club is allowing the students to go there.
Daisy: Really?
Larryelgend: Yup.
Daisy: You’d think he would’ve sent out a memo,or made an announcement.
Larrylegend: In case you didn’t notice,ou boss is kind of impulsive.Not to mention the fact that the speakers don’t work in the library.
Daisy: Oh.:o
Larrylegend: You should get out of there more often.
Daisy: I’m a busy woman.
Larrylegend: Lots of world-saving stuff to do?
Daisy: That and making sure these kids return thei schools books.
Larrylegend: I remember a time when we’d just hang out,without worrying about the rest of the world.
Daisy: I miss that.:(
Larrylegend: Maybe you and I should reform the TB,just for old time’s sake.
Daisy: That’d be nice…but I can’t keep my focus off the matters at hand.Its hard to have fun when there’s danger at every turn.
Larrylegend: Understandable, but even so,I’d like to see you when youre not hiding behind a book.:)
Daisy: Can’t think of anything that would stop me.;)

a pumpkin bomb is thrown out of a room and drops on the floor beside them

Daisy: GET DOWN!

Daisy shoves LL a few feet away,and dives in the other direction.The bomb explodes in them,and they both turn to see where it came from

Wareagle: *steps out of the room* Keep away!!!I told you to keep away!!!!!!!!
Larryelegend: ‘Eagle what the hell?!
Wareagle: SHUT UP!!!!!!!

he moves to throw another pumpkin bomb at him,but Daisy firmly holds his arm.

Wareagle: Get off of me!!!
Daisy: “Eagle,listen.Somethings happening to you, so just try and stay focused.
Wareagle: Theyre everywhere!
Daisy: Calm down.
Wareagle: I can’t take it!!!

Wareagle grabs Daisy by the hair and smacks her head against the wall.Then he takes a pumpkin bomb in his hand and stuffs it in his mouth

Larrylegend: Eagle don’t!!!!
Wareagle: Nf mfr!!!

Eagle closes his eyes and flings the bag of pumpkin bombs into the air.In a split second the falling bombs explode in a forceful blast destroying the ceiling and the walls around where he stood.LL moved quickly and shielded Daisy with his body.Wareagle opened his eyes then just in time to see a large piece of debris crashing down on him,just as the bomb in his mouth went off,sending soot flying everywhere.His body lay then beneath the rubble burned and broken.His face almost nonexistent.LL turns and looks with an expression of sheer horror on his face


Cut to Hype School gazebo
Twy,Fray,and Matt sit in the area,when Gunblade approaches

Twylight: You wanna go after this period?
Fray: I guess.I was cut Osbornology anyway.Worst Class Ever.
Twylight: We can’t waste too much time.
Matt: Yeah,we’ve got to get ready for the costume party.
Fray: Damn,I completely forgot.
Twylight: Do you have your costume ready?
Fray: Not unless I plan on going as myself.
Gunblade: No one specified it as a Halloween costume,but I’m sure you can pull it off.
Fray: What do you want?
Gunblade: Nothing really.Just checkin up on the Scoobies.
Matt: Actually we’re more the Archies.
Twylight: Ooh!Can I be Betty?:)
Matt: Of course.*turns to Fray* You and Gunny are gonna have to flip a coin for Veronica.
Fray: Shut up,Jughead.
Gunblade: Anyway,have you guys found any leads on the case?
Fray: We’re working on it.
Twylight: Why are you so interested.
Gunblade: I got nothing better than to do.
Twylight: Cool,then maybe you can help us find---
Gunblade: Nevermind, I see Kritic down there.*leaves*
Matt: How nice.
Fray: We don’t have time for this,lets just go.
Twylight: Wait..we have to go see Daisy.
Matt: Why?
Twylight: She just pm’d me.
Fray: Anything wrong?

[I[A look of panic fills Twylight’s face at their inquiry[/I]

[DOG LIPS]

Boooo! More DOG LIPS, damnit! :mad:

[Abaddon]

you were going to get a cameo until you said that.:o

[DOG LIPS]

you were going to get a cameo until you said that.:o
That's fine, I'll take reeaalll good care of you in HZA. :mad:

[Abaddon]

That's fine, I'll take reeaalll good care of you in HZA. :mad:



at least I'll actually be doing something in HAZ.:mad:


And I'll address your character concerns here (http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=187435&goto=lastpost),thank you very much.:o:mad:

[Abaddon]

Outside Wareagle’s shop class
The med crew move out whats left of Wareagle’s body. The floor is covered in rubble and toilets that fell from the bathroom above. A terrified student whimpers as he crawls out of the broken stall. He was just going for a ***** when the explosion sent him hurtling towards the floor beneath him. The young man was now covered in urine and feces, and tears ran down his face making a mud puddle on the floor


Kainedemo: Li’l help?

Daisy and LL sit as some EMT‘s tend to their wounds.Detective Flass storms in to give Kipobe a good scolding.His arm is in a sling,so most of his gestures are quite limited.



Detective Flass: God damnit Kipobe!!Five deaths in one day.What kind of school are your running?!
Principal Kipobe: Chillax.I’ve got this all under control.:cool:
Detective Flass: How exactly?
Principal Kipobe: I’ll think of something,eventually.In the meantime,come into my office.
Detective Flass: It smells like weed in there.
Principal Kipobe: All the better reason to come in.:up:


Flass grudgingly moves along to Kipobe’s office.Fray ,Twy,and Matt arrive at the scene.

Twylight: There she is!


they all walk over to Daisy

Matt: Are you guys alright?
Larrylegend: We’ve been better.
Twylight: And Wareagle…is he……
Larrylegend: ….dead?
Twylight: yes
Larryelegend: I’m afraid so.


Daisy gets up and walks off

Twylight: She’s not ok,is she?
Larrylegend: It’s alright.I’ll talk to her.
Fray: We’ll find out whats going on.Come on,guys.

They turn to find an odd looking man dressed in a suit,standing behind them

Dog Lips: Are you kids supposed to be in this class?
Fray: Not anymore.
Dog Lips: The principal has informed me that class will go on as usual,and I will be substituting for Wareagle in the auditorium.
Matt: Wait,don’t I know you?
Dog Lips: uh..no,you don’t.
Matt: Yeah,I do.Aren’t you that guy that played Dog in that show “The Adventures of Dog“?:D
Dog Lips: No.Aren’t you that jackass that should be getting to class?
Matt: You are him!
Dog Lips: No,my name is Doglas E. Lipsofsky.
Matt: By day,but by night you are Dog!!!!!
Dog Lips: Shut up.
Matt: Sorry your show got cancelled!
Dog Lips: We’re on hiatus damnit!!
Matt: Eh,whatever.The show started to suck when you killed off Rabbit.
Dog Lips: He had a family of 30 to take care of,so he was written out.
Matt: Hmm.Are you still going to testify at the trial?
Dog Lips: That’s none of your business.
Twylight: Trial?
Matt: It was in the news a few months back.The former executive producer of the show was supposedly killed.
Twylight: Wow.
Matt: He had just left the company,after bailing on his last projects,“The Hype Comic” and “The Adventures of Rabbit and Dog“.
Twylight: Did they find out who did it?
Matt: No one knows.
Dog Lips: Yes…no one knows.

~Flashback~
On the dark city roof of Hype Towers.Dog kneels on the ledge of Hype .looking down at the know whimpering exec,TomWelling4Supes, who is hanging on for dear life as his legs dangle in the air,high above the city streets.
Dog Lips: Now,promise you’ll come back to working on the show.
TW4S: Alright,I promise.
Dog Lips: And I want in on your next projects.
Dog Lips: And I want free booze!
TW4S: Are you crazy?Do you know how much that’ll cost?
TW4S: Fine,whatever you want.I’ll renogotiate your contract!
Dog Lips: Oh!And I want Jessica Alba’s phone number!
TW4S: It’s a deal,just help me up!
Dog Lips: Sweet!:D

Dog reaches down to grab his hand and as TW4S reaches back,he looses his balance.Dog reacts quickly and grabs his other hand.

TW4S: Crap,why are your hands so smooth?
Dog Lips: I moisturize!
TW4: *looses grip* NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!:eek:

TW4S plummets to the ground below
~End Flashback~


Twylight: Are you okay?
Dog Lips: Uh,yeah.Fine. Perfect damnit!Enough of these wild accusations!!!:mad: *leaves*
Fray: Uh,we’ll be going now.Later Mr. L.
Twylight: Bye LL,take care.
Matt: We’ll figure this thing out. *turns and waves to Dog* Bye Mr. Lipsofsky,
Dog Lips: I’m innocent, damn you!!!!

[Abaddon]

LL walks over to Daisy,who stands staring outside the window.

Larrylegend: The kids our working on the case.They’ll figure out whats going on.
Daisy: Hm.
Larrylegend: You going to be okay?
Daisy: I’m fine.
Larrylegend: Are you,really?
Daisy: A friend of ours just blew himself up in front of us.Right now I’m as fine as I’ll ever be.
Larrylegend: I was just--
Daisy: I don’t need a shoulder to cry on.I know how this works.This kind of thing happens all the time in my line of work.
Larrylegend: Can’t say I’ve ever seen that kind of thing in a library.
Daisy: You know what I mean.
Larrylegend: Sorry.I’m trying to find a way to deal with all of this.Guess humor isn’t the answer.
Daisy: *sighs* Guess so.

Daisy walks away looking solemn,and LL watches not knowing what to say.



Meanwhile Fray,Twy,and Matt try and sneak off campus only to run into Gunny and Kritic

Kritic: Smells like cutters.
Gunblade: That’s cause it is. *rubs eyes*
Fray: And your point is?
Kritic: Nothing,just like stating the obvious.
Gunblade: Get out of here.
Fray: With pleasure.
Gunblade: I SAID GO!!!
Twylight: Geez,whats your problem?

Gunny growls and turns to Kritic

Gunblade: I don’t want you!!!!

Kritic begins to speak but is cut off by Gunny’s fist which rams into his face.He stumbles back and is tackled by her.Matt raises an eyebrow and grabs Fray’s arm,as she tries to open the door.Fray then turns and sees Gunblade beating the crap out of Kritic.


Gunblade: FILTHY DISGUSTING FREAK!!!!!!!!

Gunny pummels him to a bloody pulp,hitting him him hard with her fist,and taking breaks only to smash his head against the floor.Fray hesitates for a moment before pulling Gunny off him

Gunblade: LET GO!!!!GET AWAY FROM ME!!!

Gunny delivers a hard elbow into Frays ribs freeing her.Fray crouches over against a locker,as Gunny turns her fury back to the others

Gunblade: I DON”T WANT SEX!!
Matt: That’s a relief.

Twy acts quickly and pulls a fire extinguisher off the wall.She fumbles with it,trying to read the instructions.

Twylight: How does this thing work?
Matt: Like this.

Matt snatches the fire extinguisher out of her hands and hits Gunny over the head with it,knocking her out cold
Matt: See?I am useful.
Twylight: *kneels beside kritic* He’s hurt bad.
Fray: Get a medic!!

Minutes later outside the school,Gunny is taken away on a stretcher screaming and cursing.Twy,and Fray get in Matt’s car and follow the ambulance

[Abaddon]

Cut to Hype High hallway
LL catches up with Daisy just as she opens the library door

Daisy: Please,Larry.I just need to be alone.
Larrylegend: So you’re just going to coop yourself up there and play librarian all day?
Daisy: *sighs* What should I be doing,then?:(
Larrylegend: We should be out there working on this case.
Daisy: I am.I will help Fray and the others as best I can.If they find something helpful,I’ll be better prepared.*turns to enter*
Larrylegend: You can’t just go back in there and drown yourself in books.
Daisy: I’ll be doing everything I can to help.Right now I just need some alone time.
Larrylegend: You shouldn’t be alone.
Daisy:Every Every gal needs a room of her own.
Larrylegend: So you can sit there and sulk?It doesn’t make you any nobler by waiting here and suffering.
Daisy: So you’d rather I take arms against a sea of troubles?
Larrylegend: All I’m saying is that we could do more good by getting out there.We should help them out.Come on,it might be fun.I know a guy who might be able to help us.
Daisy: How?
Larrylegend: He works in the mayors office.He can get us in and we can try and convince the mayor to stop this before any more people get hurt.
Daisy: I don’t think that’s the best idea.
Larrylegend: Would I ever steer you wrong?;)

Daisy ponders for a moment.It was a long while since she had ever been hands-on in the fight against evil.She knew in her mind that LL’s plan would probably be fruitless might only serve to delay any chance of stopping whatever was causing these violent outbursts.But perhaps it would be a better way of coping than to breathing in the dusts from ancient books,while drinking herself to a state of numbness.Daisy turned then to look deep into his eyes to see if he truly meant it, and found her adventurous spirit reawakened.A spark was ignited inside her, and as a smile crept across her face,she put her rational thinking on hold and firmly shut the library door.

Daisy: Alright then.Let’s get to work.:)

[Abaddon]

SHH Hospital
Fray,Matt. And Twy roam the vast,empty hallways dressed in scrubs.


Fray: Lucky these clothes were lying around.
Twylight: I think mine has a pizza stain.
Matt: So,we’re going where exactly?
Fray: We’re going to find Doc Ock.
Matt: Why?
Twylight: He was the first person to wig out.If we find him,we might find out the answer to all this.
Matt: We don’ even know where theyre holding him.
Fray: well there’s only one place they’d put an emotionally disturbed homicidal maniac.
Matt: Arkham?
Twylight: No.There’s a guarded area on the third floor.It’s where they run tests on those that were recently admitted.
Matt: And you know all this how?
Twylight: Google.
Matt: Hmm
Twylight: It should be up the stairs at the end of the hall,but we need a keycard to get in.
Matt: Can’t you just use some of that techno hocus-pocus,and Sabrina are way in?
Twylight: I don’t have that kind of experience yet.
Fray: Instead we’ll be waiting for someone to pass by so I can knock them out and steal their keycard.
Matt: Isn’t that a little cliché?
Fray: Would you rather I kick the door down and beat up anyone in sight?
Matt: That would be more entertaining at least.A little Steven Seagal-ish,but still good.:)
Fray: This is why I don’t like hanging out with you.

Cut to school parking lot
Daisy and LL walk past a group of students smashing each other with wooden chairs

Twitch: I DON”T NEED A CREDIT CARD!!!!!!!
Erzengel: I ALREADY HAVE INSURANCE!!!!
Daisy: It’s getting worse.
Larrylegend: I can see that.Lets roll.


They hop into LL’s 1969 Dodge Charger

Daisy: Nice car.
Larryelegend: it’s a classic.:cool:

LL turns the ignition and the car begins rocking back on forth on hydraulics.

Daisy: Classic?
Larrylegend: Had to keep up with the times.;)
Daisy: It’s making me sick.:(
Larrylegend: Alrighty then.Lets do this old school.


LL presses a button and the car stops rocking.A flag with a spider emblem on it appears on the car,and LL turns on the radio.

Larryelegend: You’re gonna love this. *moves radio dial and the Dukes of Hazzard theme plays*
Daisy: *sighs*
Larrylegend: *in a thick southern accent* Come on,now Daisy.Get in the spirit.;)

they drive off and LL heads towards a hill.He presses his foot hard on the gas pedal and as the car reaches the peak of the hill,it lifts off the ground and goes soaring through the air


Daisy: :eek:!!
Larrylegend: YEEEEHAAAAWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!:D

[Abaddon]

Back at the hospital. Twy,Matt,and Fray reach the end of the doorway at the end of the hall.

Matt: Now what do we do?

Twylight: I guess we wait.

Matt: Are you sure you can’t just zap the door or something? I mean whats the good in having a witch if she can’t, you know, witchify something

Fray: Always the wordsmith.

Twylight: I do not practice witchcraft! I am wholly Christian with a mild, but completely innocent interest in applied extrasensory methods of reworking the laws of physics on the physical world.:cmad:

Fray: I kinda saw you as one of those Hollywood wiccans.

Twylight: I love my Jesus, thank you very much.

Matt: I’m bored already. How long are we going to have to stand here and wait?


an alarm goes office and all the lights propped up in the corners of halls begin flashing wildly


Fray: Not long…




Hype City Hall
LL and Daisy pull up in front of the office, and conveniently find a parking space in front of a fire hydrant. Daisy looks in the mirror,trying to fix her unkempt hair.

Daisy: You know,we could look for other spaces

Larrylegend: This is an emergency.

Daisy: *sighs* If you say so. But I think you’re just asking for trouble.

Larrylegend: I think you’re just upset cause the ride didn’t favor your hair too well.

Daisy: That’d be one of the reasons. Next time give me a
warning before you decide to live out your tv show fantasies.

Larrylegend: Come,now. Most men find that disheveled-secretary-who-just-had-sex-in-a-broom closet-look-pretty-hot.

Daisy: Now you’re just making things up.


They both step out of the car and march up to the steps to the entrance

Daisy: I just hope we don’t get towed.

Larrylegend: Relax,my old bud will pull some strings if necessary.

Daisy: Who is this “old bud”,anyway?

Larrylegend: You’ll see.


the step into the building and find a busy workplace. Countless people brush past them, and move around the area like bees in a hive. Daisy lets out a sigh of relief, realizing that her appearance isn’t all that important here, since no one even notices them. She looks about for a security desk but instead catches glimpse of a tall well-dressed Texan,waving a big hat in the air.


Larrylegend: That’s him.


LL grabs Daisy by the hand and leads her through the crowd toward the man. As they reach his office Daisy contemplates how close she’s gotten to LL recently. It seemed as though he’d been trying to reach out to her since she was assigned to the high school. She’d been completely oblivious to the fact that something might be developing between them until she looked down at their clasped hands. Daisy raised her hands then to see if perhaps LL had noticed,and her eyes were instantly taken by that bold Texan that stood in front of them.

Daisy: Slag…

TheSlag: The one and only.;)

[Psycho Hulk]

:claps: Hulk enjoy this! :D Daisy is a SuperStar.
:looks around for WareEagle:..I will find Sir eagle and give him a wallop for hurting Miss Daisy.

Very Entertaining Abaddon! :D

[Abaddon]

glad you enjoyed Hulk.I was planning on working you in,but now that I know youre reading,I'll have to try not to embaras you.:(:o

[Psycho Hulk]

glad you enjoyed Hulk.I was planning on working you in,but now that I know youre reading,I'll have to try not to embaras you.:(:o
You were planning on working me in? I didn't know that! I just love to read it because I get to see Daisy, Slag, LL, WE and everyone else in action.
haha, You should know that I am very lighthearted, I never take anything seriously. Well, I try not too, but I make mistakes sometimes. :D

[Holly Goodhead]

this story needs more me

[Knightsaber Priss]

You can't have anything that says the word flame without me in it. :mad:

[Abaddon]

Daisy breaks free of LL’s grasp and gives Slag a hug.LL being visibly upset by this.

Daisy: Long time no see.:)
TheSlag: Likewise,flowerlady.;)
Daisy: Nice place you got here.


she looks up around his office and smiles at the sight of an elephant plush toy on his desk.She then looks up in the corner and sees a poster with the grim reaper hovering over Kirsten Dunst’s Mary Jane with the words “Redhead to Heaven in 2007” in bold letters below.

TheSlag: Oh, this isn’t my office.This is just the foyer .

Slag steps back and opens a side door leading to a large workplace where busy employees are seen scatterring about with paperwork.The whole office looks like a compact building,complete with a glass elevator,and a large flat screen television on the wall.Daisy looks on stunned.


TheSlag: This is my office.
Daisy: …..
TheSlag: I know you’d like to say something flattering,but I think your breaths just been taken away.;)
Larrylegend: Yea,we get.You're Willy friggin Wonka.:rolleyes:
You’ve done well for yourself Slag.But we’re not here for the tour.
TheSlag: Oh right. *closes door* There’s something up at the High school,right?
Daisy: As per usual.
TheSlag: So the Tb crew is coming to the rescue.Too bad the others aren’t here.
Daisy:*swallows hard* Wareagle’s dead,and Doc Ock is in a whole world of mess.
TheSlag: Well,botheration! I always knew that school was trouble.:mad:
Larrylegend: We think the Mayor might be able to help.
TheSlag: You’re welcome to try your luck.I can get your foot in the door,but I can’t guarantee the Mayor wont chop it off and slam the door in your face.
Larrylegend: Just get us there.
TheSlag: Alright then,bud.Follow me.

[Abaddon]

back at the Hospital
Doctors and nurses scatter the hallways,nearly sweeping up the three would be heroes.Fray see’s a young doctor step out the locked room and holds the door open

Dr. Sassycat: What are you doing?
Fray: Um..helping?
Dr. Sassycat: It’s a code teal.
Fray: So,should I be worrying about terrorists or not?:confused:
Dr. Sassycat: Are you even authorized to go in there?
Fray: Of course I am.
Dr. Sassycat: Well, we don’t have time for that.
Fray: Sorry, I’m new to this. Whats a code teal?
Dr. Sassycat: There’s been a virus outbreak. We’re closing all sectors and heading down to the source.

Sassycat shakes her head and leaves

Twylight: What do we do?
Fray: You guys just go, head back to the school. I’ll catch up later.If anything happens just pm me.
Twylight: Are you sure?
Fray: Just go!!

Fray heads off into the room and the door quickly shuts behind her. Twy grabs Matt and they head into an elevator


Back at City Hall, the elevator doors open and Slag, Daisy, and LL step out calmly.They head down a corridor and pass a group of penguins waddling in the other direction. Daisy turns to look at them and bumps right into Slag who stops at the doorway.

TheSlag: Should be right in there.
Daisy: Aren’t you coming with us?
TheSlag: I got you this far, the rest is up to you guys. *pulls a pass from his shirt pocket*
Show these to the secretary, and he should let you in. In case you get in any trouble, just say you got lost In the tour. Adios, folks.

LL takes the pass with an irritated look. Slag hugs Daisy,and turns to give a disgruntled a firm handshake.

TheSlag: See you later,padner.;) *heads out*
Daisy: Nice seeing you.:)
Larrylegend: Uh-huh,lets go.

he grabs Daisy by arm and they walk to the secretary’s desk. With a grunt Daisy pulls her arm from his grasp

Daisy: Whats the matter with you?
Larrylegend: Nothing. I just think we have more important things to worry about.

he looks to desk and see’s no one. He scratches his head and wonders if he should just step through the door and into the Mayors office. His question is answered when a penguins head pops up from the chair

Perry the Penguin: May I help you?
Larrylegend: Uh…yea.:confused:
Perry the Penguin: And how would you like me to do that?
Larrylegend: Well…um….
Perry the Penguin: I can get you a dictionary if you like. Maybe that way you’ll learn enough words to fill a sentence.
Daisy: Uh,forgive my friend here. It’s just,we didn’t know penguins could talk.
Perry the Penguin: Not all of us can,but yes some do.
Daisy: Evidently.
Perry the Penguin: Oh,you must be one of those.:rolleyes:
Larrylegend: One of what?
Perry the Penguin: One of those self-assured Philistine’s, who thinks they know all.Yes,just because we’re short and we waddle,we must be socially inferior creatures.We aren’t capable of speech .We can’t enjoy the finer arts.We’re just dumb animals who don’t know better than to stand for hours in intense cold, and wallow in our own feces.:rolleyes:
Daisy: I’m sorry.It’s just unusual.
Perry the Penguin: You make me sick.It’s people like you that have me working for the government.I’ll change things from the inside.You’ll see!You’ll all see!!!!!
Larrylegend: If you don’t mind me asking, how are you going to do that from a secretary’s desk?
Perry the Penguin: *narrows eyes* One step at a time.
Daisy: Sorry if we offended you, can you let us in to see the Mayor.
Perry the Penguin: No.
Larrylegend: Look,guy..er, penguin.We have a pass here that says we can go anywhere we ant.So how about you let us through that door? *lays the pass on the table*
Perry the Penguin: How about,no.

[Abaddon]

Daisy: We apologized already.There’s no reason for you to keep being indignant,
Perry the Penguin: Oh,right.Because that’s all us penguins know how to do!!You and your damn stereotypes!Get the hell outta here!!!:mad:
Daisy: We got permission from Senior Advisor Slag,so if you don’t let us in,we’re going to have to report you.
Perry the Penguin: You don’t scare me,hussy.
Larrylegend: This is a joke.
Perry the Penguin: Yeah,cause all us penguins are jokes?That’s what you think,isn’t it?!!!!
Larrylegend: I’m getting of you,little fella.
Perry the Penguin: No surprise there,you didn’t like me the moment you laid eyes on my smooth, flightless body.
Larrylegend: You’ve got to be kidding me.
Perry the Penguin: Tell me. Admit it, you hate me because I'm a Penguin!
Larrylegend: Right now,I hate you because you’re being a jerk.
Perry the Penguin: That’s it!!!!You asked for it pal.


the penguin hops on the desk and jumps at LL,grabbing his nose with his beak.LL tries to shake him off frantically,but the penguin just starts smacking his face with his wings.

Larrylegend: Get the hell off me!!!!!!

Daisy acts quickly and picks up a stapler off the desk.She then starts beating the penguin with it,until she inadvertently staples a clip into his flesh.The penguin releases his hold and drops to the floor,LL holds his bleeding nose,cursing under his breath
Perry the Penguin: Oh,I see.Now its two on one.Well,you want some of dis hussy?Then bring it on,b**ch!!!!

The penguin runs at Daisy’s legs,but she stops him with a firm kick to the face,that’s enough to send him flying into a wall.LL,turns and looks down at the unconscious assaulter

Daisy: he’s not dead is he?
Larrylegend: Daisy!
Daisy: He was attacking you.
Larrylegend: You beat up a penguin!Way to kick ass!.:up:
Daisy: Promise you wont call PETA.:(
Larrylegend: Lets just get rid of him.


LL picks up the penguin and looks around for a place to put him.Daisy moves behind the desk and gestures toward the drawer.LL nods in acknowledgement and Daisy opens the drawer.


Daisy: I feel like a Soprano.
Larrylegend: It was either him or us. *drops the body in the drawer*
Daisy: But he’s just so cute.I mean,who doesn’t love a man in a suit.
Larrylegend: I don’t. *shuts the drawer*
Daisy: Well,of course you don’t.

LL rolls his eyes thiking back to Daisy’s reaction to seeing Slag.It was bad enough he was making more money than him,now he had to showboat and brag about his huge office while he was in his expensive suit.Envy was getting the better of him,but Daisy had barely noticed.They moved towards the door of the Mayors office,and with a sigh LL opened it and stepped in.As they both entered they looked around the room at the various pictures and dolls aligned along the walls.Daisy tapped LL‘s shoulder and pointed to the Mayors desk,where a chair was turned facing the window


Larrylegend: Sorry,to disturb you Mayor.We had some trouble at your desk.That secretary of yours is quite a handful.
Daisy: He’s worse than David Spade.Even career-wise.
Larrylegend: Anyway,we don’t wanna take up too much of your time.But there’s a small crisis at hand.It would be greatly appreciated if you could help us.

Not hearing a response they step closer

Larrylegend: Um..Mayor?Mayor?:confused:

LL stops at the front of the desk,and is suddenly filled with the temptation to turn the chair,to see if anyone was even sitting there.He raised his hand as if to reach over,when he heard a word spoken,clear as day.”Empress”.He brought his hand back and he exchanged perplexed looks with Daisy.

Larrylegend: What?

The chair then spun around to face them

Mayor Dew: Call me Empress Dew.

[Abaddon]

Cut to Hospital
Fray steps in the room and is instantly struck by the cold tempearature.She shivers a bit,and makes her way down a small, dimly lighted hallway.IT’s quite clear to her that no one was here was guarding the area,a Twy had said. She feels an eeriness as she makes her way out of the hall and into a large chamber.She looks around her seeing an assortment of electronic devices.Fray turns and nearly knocks down what appears to be a large spider slayer.The noise startles someone on the floor below.


Thyroid Girl: Hello? Who’s there?

Fray ducks behind a large oscilloscope hoping not to get caught.Thyroid Girl looks stops and looks around for a moment,before talking on her cell

Thyroid Girl: Alright,Dew.Call me back when you get this message.Oh,and clear your pm box. *closes phone*

Thyroid Girl makes way her up the rigid steps and out of the room.Fray pops back up and nosily makes her way down the steps.She reaches the bottom and finds herself surrounded by large glass boxes set atop white platforms.As she passes walks straight ahead she notices that there are people in the boxes,and it becomes apparent that these boxes are actually containment cells..Fray tries to slip past quietly but is spotted by one of the detainees

Bored: Hey,you.I know you from school.
Fray: Oh…um..hi.
Bored: Fray ,right? *wipes the sweat off his forehead*
Fray: Yeah…..howve you been?
Bored: Exhausted.They’ve been trying to drain that mist crap out of my system for the past few days.It’s like 90 degrees in here.
Fray: Oh.Where are the others?
Bored: Dunno.They split us up after detox.
Fray: Are they pressing charges?
Bored: No,I don’t think so.They had us go through some psych evaluations before we got out.
Fray: Then why are you still being treated?
Bored: They think I still have that stuff in my system.But I don’t.I don’t want to hurt anybody.I’m harmless.
Fray: that’s nice.
Bored: …..
Fray: ……
Bored: …..
Fray: Well,this has been awkward enough.Take care.
Bored: Wait!! You think you can let me outta herez?
Fray: That’s probably not the best idea.
Bored: You can trust me,I’m fine.I just wanna get home.

A great sympathy comes over Fray and she considers letting him out.After all,he’d seemed rehabilitated.She steps closer to the glass and tries to find the release button.

Fray: You owe me.
Bored: Thanks a lot.
Fray: By the way,have you seen Doc Ock around here?
Bored: Yeah,he’s down to your right.Hes been acting pretty crazy since he got here.Glad I missed his class.
Fray: I think I got it.

Fray finds a keypad and presses a lighted green button.A loud buzzing is heard and the glass wall slowly begins raising.Bored lowers his head and steps off the platform.

Bored: Thanks a lot.You don’t know how much I appreciate this.
Fray: Don’t mention it.
Bored: I just really want to thank you,for everything you’ve done.

Bored reaches out to hug Fray and knees her in the gut, subsequently grabbing her by the hair and starts banging her head against the keypad

Bored: THANK YOU,SO MUCH!!!!!!

Fray grabs a pen from the keypad and jabs in into his thigh.He stops and holds his wound,grunting in pain.

Fray: Your welcome! *knees him in the groin*

Bored crouches over and Fray finishes him off by kicking him back onto the platform.She then turns back to the keypad and presses random buttons to close the wall,eventually fiding the right button and shutting herself off from the lunatic.

Bored: It’s not over.It’s not over by a longshot,b**ch!!!PEACE AND LOVE WILL TRIUMPH!!!!!!
Fray: Not today,freak.

She hobbles down toward Doc Ock’s containment cell,holding her ribs.It‘d been the second time in the day that she‘d been attacked in that particular area.She was sure now they were bruised,but her superhuman healing abilities would eventually kick in.One of the benefits of being a Flamer.With a pant she turned to face the last box on the right and saw Doc Ock strapped tightly in a straightjacket.His tentacles were stretched out to the ceiling,each one being held in a corner by a mechanical contraption that seemed to prevent him from using them.His ensemble was completed by a quaint Hannibal Lectur-styled muzzle.Fray pressed her hand against the glass and in an instant his eyes opened wide staring back at the unwanted visitor.

[Abaddon]

Back to the Mayors office
LL, and Daisy stood shaking in their boots in front of Mayor, or as she liked to believe,“Empress” Dew. Dew ran her hand through her hair a bit, before putting on her tiara. She then grabbed her royal staff, and stretched her feet out on the desk, laying her fuzzy penguin slippers on some papers.

Mayor Dew: What can I do for you?
Larrylegend: Heh.
Mayor Dew: What is it?
Larrylegend: You said “what can I do” for you.Heheh.
Mayor Dew: ……
Larrylegend: Sorry.Don’t ban me.
Mayor Dew: Why are you here?
Larrylegend: There’s been an incident at the school.
Mayor Dew: I’ve heard.I can’t do anything about it,until find out what the problem is.
Daisy: And when will you find that out?People are getting hurt.
Mayor Dew: I’ve got someone working on it already.
Daisy: SO what are we supposed to do?Wait here until the whole town goes insane?
Mayor Dew: Hold that thought.


Dew sees a flashing light on her phone and turns on her headpiece

Mayor Dew: Whats up?
Thyroid Girl: Dew,I‘ve been trying to call you for hours.
Mayor Dew: Did you find out anything?
Thyroid Girl: Yeah,its some sort of pop-up virus. The school teacher was first one diagnosed, but I think they're are others. Most of these reported cases have been coming from the school. They just sealed off some of the sectors her, to prevent it spreading.It might be too late.
Mayor Dew: Anything else?
Thyroid Girl: That’s about it. I’ll be heading back to the office now,so bye.
Mayor Dew: Bye. *hangs up*
It’s a pop-up virus.
Larrylegend: What?
Mayor Dew: I don’t know where it came from,but I can guarantee you that this problem will be taken care of.
Daisy: How?
Mayor Dew: Well,if they manage to contain the virus and find a cure, then everything should be fine. After all, Empress Dew can solve all problems.
Daisy: But, what if they can’t contain it? What if it gets worse?
Mayor Dew: Then I can either ban the infected individuals,or I can shut down the school.
Larrylegend: Shut down the school?!:eek:
Daisy: Ban them?!:eek:
Mayor Dew: The school is where the virus seems to have developed, it’ll probably have to be deleted. And if the victims can’t be cured, they’re gone. I can’t risk this virus spreading any more than it already has.
Larrylegend: There’s gotta be better options than those.
Mayor Dew: Are you questioning my ability to handle this situation?
Larrylegend: No not at all.
Daisy: I think what he meant was---
Mayor Dew: SILENCE!!!
Daisy: But Mayor--
Mayor Dew: EMPRESS!!!!!
Daisy: Yes,Empress Dew.There--
Mayor Dew: Now curtsy.
Daisy: Um..alright. *curtsies* There has to be another way,you can’t just ban people for something they have no control over.
Mayor Dew: Actually,I can. And I will do so if necessary. I’m so sick of you cadgers barging in here with your unrealistic expectations. What you people don’t seem to understand is that I have an enormous amount of responsibility on my shoulders. Its not fair for me to make allowances for some people and not others.
Larrylegend: We get that, but there’s always another solution. I mean we have the Flamer working on this, maybe we can figure something that’s in everyones best interest.
Mayor Dew: Flamer? You have flamers trying to figure out how to do my job?
Larrylegend: Well…its just one
Mayor Dew: Who is this flamer you’re talking about?
Daisy: erm...just some gay guy. Really flamboyant.
Mayor Dew: I have a zero tolerance policy for flamers, trolls, and any other idiots who think they can get away with it deteriorating the quality of life for everyone in this town. Too many things have been out of control as it is.
Daisy: Right.We’ll be leaving now.

Daisy grabs LL by the arm and pulls him towards the door

Mayor Dew: Anyone caught harboring trolls or flamers will be dealt with severely!
Larrylegend: Thank you for your time.

[Abaddon]

Daisy yanks him out of the room and shuts the door

Daisy: Well,that went horribly.Any other brilliant ideas Larry?
Larrylegend: At least we know now that it’s a virus.Maybe the Mayor will come around.
Daisy: Don’t you mean the “Empress”.:rolleyes: It’s bad enough she’s considering banning everyone infected,but then you had to go and mention Fray being the Flamer.
Larrylegend: I didn’t say her name.\
Daisy: Oh,like that makes a big difference.
Larrylegend: I thought it might help if she knew that there was someone else who could help.Its not like Fray’s some random flamer,attacking people.
Daisy: Obviously Her Majesty can’t tell the difference.
Larrylegend: There’s a bright side to this,if you’re willing to see it.
Daisy: The bright side is: we made it out alive before the Queen of Hearts ordered our heads chopped off.
Larrylegend: *sighs* Fine,it was a disaster.Happy now?
Daisy: Larry,I know you mean well,but this was just a waste of time.Lets just go back o the school.We should be working anyway.
Larrylegend: If that’s what you want then--

LL looks over the secretary’s desk and notices the drawer is open.He leans over the desk and out of the corner of his eye, see’s a small figure quickly scatter away.

Larrylegend: Let’s get out of here.

they swiftly walk down the corridor and into the elevator.As the doors close,Daisy turns to LL with an apologetic look.

Daisy: I guess it wasn’t all bad.It wa kind of an adventure,and it was great to see Slag again.
Larrylegend: Yeah,great.:rolleyes:
Daisy: Maybe we can stop by his office on our way out.
Larrylegend: Or we could leave as soon as possible.
Daisy: Whats the matter with you?
Larrylegend: Nothing,it’s just that I’m sure Slag has more important things to do than brag about how successful he is,while you make goo-goo eyes at him.
Daisy: Oh,I see. So in other words your jealous.
Larrylegend: Ha! I am not jealous.
Daisy: I get it now.You and Slag used to be like brothers,you stuck by each other through thick and thin.But you guys were also extremely competitive.He was always the most popular,and now that he’s making more money than you,you can’t even stand to see him.
Larrylegend: Oh,please I wouldn’t have come here if I couldn’t stand him.I’m perfectly happy where I am.
Daisy: Then why can’t you be happy for him?
Larrylegend: I am happy for him!!I am thrilled for him!!!
Daisy: You don’t seem very happy at all right now.
Larrylegend: Are you kidding me?I am ecstatic!!!I am Mary friggin’ Poppins happy!!!!!:mad:
Daisy: Look--
Larrylegend: I am supercalifragi--whatever happy,damnit!!!!:mad:
Daisy: You sure have a way of showing it!
Larrylegend: Well,what do you expect me to do?Should I run up and kiss him the next time we meet?Yeah,that’s what I’ll do.I’ll give him a big slobbering kiss when I see him,would that make you happy?
Daisy: No,it wouldn’t.
Larrylegend: Then what do you want from me?!
Daisy: Just forget it.I would’ve handled it differently is all I’m saying.
Larrylegend: Right,cause you’re Ms. Perfect,sitting there in a library all day.While other people are out there actually living,you mope around and collect dust.
Daisy: Excuse me :eek:
Larryelegend: Don’t act so surprised you know its true. It’s not like you even read comic books anymore,just old ancient crap that’s better off being displayed in a museum.
Daisy: A library is a museum.It’s a museum of art and literature,from various ages and places.A museum might actually be a better name for it.
Larrylegend: Yeah,well I’d call it the Museum of Nobody-Gives-A-Damn.
Daisy: Figues you wouldn’t understand it. It’d be a miracle for you to even pick up a book that doesn’t have pictures in it.
Larrylegend: What does that mean?
Daisy: I’m just saying it doesn’t make sense for you to hate libraries when you’ve never even made it out of the childrens section.


Before the argument can get any more heated,the elevator doors open to the main lobby where a throng of angry penguins stand waiting for them

Larrylegend: This can’t be good.

[Psycho Hulk]

:Space for rent: :(

[Abaddon]

I made a separate thread for comments Hulk: http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=187435&goto=lastpost

Now,scat!

[Abaddon]

Back at the High School
Twy and Matt try and sneak back on school grounds.As they slip through one of the back entrances,theyre caught by a furious Principal Kipobe.Or rather,they catch Principal Kipobe fondling some young newbie.

Principal Kipobe: Hey,what the f**k are you doing here??!!!!

the young newb shoves Kipobe and escapes

Matt: Uh..what were you doing?
Principal Kipobe: I didn’t see anything if you didn’t.
Matt: Deal.

they part ways,and Twy and Matt make their way to the library where they hope to find Daisy.

Meanwhile in SHH Hospital
Fray tries to make sense of the babble Doc Ock is trying to communicate.From the looks of it,whatever treatment they were giving him,seemed to have made him quite docile.However,the virus had caused a series of splotches to appear on his face

Doc Ock: The sounds are hear.Theyre everywhere.
Fray: What happened to you?
Doc Ock: I’m not looking for a date.Hmm…men seeking women,women seeking men.Who seeks the seekers? *cackles*
Fray: Something happened to you this morning.Something that made you crazy.Can you tell me what it was?
Doc Ock: History Channel.
Fray: Try and focus!
Doc Ock: Things happen.It all slows me down.Nothings real.Nothing here is real.
Fray: God,can you give me a decent answer?!!
Doc Ock: It’s Jennifer Lopez!!Any idiot could’ve guessed.
Fray: Do remember Daisy?The Tb?Anything?
Doc Ock: The Girl Next Door looks good.But youre not the blonde.Youre a fraud!!

Fray shakes her head then turnd and looks over at the keypad.After pressing some random buttons she finds a list containing Doc Ocks medical history.Among the ailments are: Arachnophobia,psychosis,paranoia,and most recently an unknown strain of adware virus

Fray: Hmm…I think I know whats wrong.

She turns and leaves

[Abaddon]

Back at the school Matt and Twy head towards the library when their cut off by Principal Kipobe and Dean Paraxodium

Paradoxium: Cutting classes.You two should know that’s grounds for suspension.
Matt: but we weren’t,right Principal Kipobe?
Principal Kipobe: Wrong,son.I saw you with my own eyes.
Matt: No,you didn’t,remember?
Principal Kipobe: Yes,I remember you two sneaking back into the school,and running off before I could grab you.
Matt: Oh,please.We saw you with that student.
Twylight: And what we saw you doing isn’t exactly part of school policy.
Principal Kipobe: Tsk tsk.Cutting and lying.This should make for an interesting permanent record
Matt: We’re not lying.
Twylight: Just forget it Matt.We should just take this to the school board.
Principal Kipobe: And who do you think they’ll believe,the handsome principal of this beloved institution,or a whiny young trollop,and a kid whose failing all his classes.
Matt: I’m not failing any of my classes.
Principal Kipobe: Well,we’ll just have to see about that.
Twylight: You can’t do this.You can’t possibly believe him,Para.
Principal Kipobe: He’ll believe what I want him to,as long as he’s on the pay roll.
Matt: You’re a jerk
Principal Kipobe: That’s Principal Jerk,to you.Now,allow Paradoxium here to escort you to my office.

Caretaker appears behind them

Caretaker: That wont be necessary.Theyre with me.
Principal Kipobe: Oh,why didn’t you say so?*turns to Para* And you thought they were up to no good.I should fire your ass.
Paradoxium: I’m ashamed.
Principal Kipobe : You should be.Now lets get out of here and let these kids continue whatever they were doing.
Caretaker: Thank you.
Principal Kipobe: Anything for the guy who set the record for the highest post count in our county.:up:

Para and Kipobe bow their heads in worship and walk off

Matt: Thanks a lot,Caretaker.
Twylight: Yeah,we owe you big time.
Caretaker: No problem.What were you guys doing anyway?
Twylight: We were just headed to the library.
Caretaker: Cool,I’ll walk you there.

they walk a short distance before seeing Elijya and Cyclops stepping out of the library

Matt: What were you doing in there?
Elijya: It’s a library.What do you think we were doing?

they exchange suspicious looks

Cyclops: Come on.We’ve got work to do.

Cyclops taps Elijya on the shoulder and they bothr turn and leave.Matt and Twy quickly go into the library and a perplexed Caretaker follows

Matt: Work to do.Evil work probably.
Twylight: I wouldn’t put it past them.
Caretaker: What are you guys talking about?
Twylight: Oh,sorry.Its just we have a history with those Shadaloo goons.Theyre bad news
Caretaker: Hm,I guess Elijya did seem kind of menacing,I just figured he was grumpy because he couldn’t get it date.
Twylight: *scoffs* well who’d want to date someone like that?
Caretaker: It can be tough sometimes.I remember crying myself to sleep sometimes because girls wouldn’t even bother to talk to me.
Twylight: And when was that?:confused:
Matt: Yeah,what are you talking about?You’ve always been popular.Girls have been lining up just to hear breathe.
Caretaker: Uh..it was a long time ago.
Matt: Maybe those girls were gay.:confused:
Twylight: Could you blame them?Most guys aren’t even worth dating,and the ones that are don’t even notice you.If it weren’t for guys like Caretaker,I think I’d probably go gay.
Matt: There aren’t any guys like Caretaker.He’s one of a kind.:):up:
Twylight: Yeah,you’re right.It’s why everyone loves him so much.:)
Caretaker: *laughs nervously* I guess.
Twylight: I wonder where Daisy went.
Matt: You know her,she’s probably off somewhere researching some ancient,mystical,crap.
Twylight: She’s cool,but the every gal needs some excitement in her life.

Hype City Hall
Daisy and LL flee for their lives as the horde of penguins advance on them,with murderous looks in their eyes.

Daisy: “Come on.It might be fun” he says.Well this isn’t the kind of fun I was hoping for!!
Larrylegend: How can it be fun,when you still want to argue.

they turn a corner and dash for the exit

Daisy: You act like I’m living some banal existence.
Larrylegend: Well,it’s pretty close to one.
Daisy: Uh,hello?I’m a Viewer for goodness sakes.My job is to watch over a girl with supernatural abilities in a quest to fight back against evil.
Larrylegend: Then why even bother pretending to be a librarian?
Daisy: I’m not pretending.I like books.I didn’t realize it was such a sin.
Larrylegend: I never said it was.
Daisy: But you make it seem like it is.Duck!
Larrylegend: Duck?
Daisy: Penguin!
Larrylegend: What?:confused:

LL’s face is struck by an egg tossed by a penguin assailant,who has a surprisingly good pitching arm

[Abaddon]

Larrylegend: Nice. *wipes the egg off his face*
Daisy: You really had it coming.
Larrylegend: Oh,so you wanted me to get hit?:mad:
Daisy: I wouldn’t have said “duck” if I did.
Larrylegend: But you only said it because you knew I wouldn’t have gotten it.Otherwise you could’ve said “egg!” or something
Daisy: You wouldn’t have gotten it anyway.

they bursts through the doors and into the street

Larrylegend: See/There you go again belittling me.
Daisy: Oh please.You were one who was talking about how banaustic my lifestyle is.
Larrylegend: Its amazing how you can use words like “banaustic” when we’re trying outrun an army of angry penguins.
Daisy: What is that supposed to mean?
Larrylegend: If weren’t so busy trying to prove how smart you are,we might actually manage to survive.
Daisy: So youre intimidated because I use big words.I’ll remind to bring a dictionary next time you come up with another exciting day adventure.Meanwhile some of us actually know how to think before we act
Larrylegend: You ever get tired of tooting your own horn?
Daisy: No,but obviously you do,because why else would you bring me out?
Larrylegend: So we could spend time together in a setting outside the workplace.
Daisy: And because I’m the only woman who’d even consider dating you.
Larrylegend: That’s pretty harsh coming from someone who puffs out dust every time she crosses her legs.
Daisy: :eek::mad:

they skid to a stop as LL see’s his Charger surrounded by penguins.Holes were poked in the tires,and the hood was covered in poop.


Larrylegend: Dang it!
Daisy: Uh,just apologize.
Larrylegend: Apologize?You were the one who knocked out their buddy with a stapler.
Daisy: Then we’ll both apologize.
Larrylegend: Yeah,we’ll just turn around and beg the mob of psychotic penguins to forgive us.:rolleyes:
For an intellectual,you sure sense that’s common.
Daisy: You know what,forget it.I’m catching the bus.You can stand here and come up with a better plan.

Daisy runs down toward the more populated side of the street.LL stands there spitefully,before realizing the penguins were just a yard away from him,and runs behind her

[Abaddon]

Back at the school Caretaker flips through some random books

Caretaker: So,you guys hang out here a lot?
Matt: Pretty much.
Twylight: Its sort of our batcave.
Matt: Only without the animal droppings.

Outside the library someone peeks through the circular window then continues walking.Caretaker makes note of this and stands

Caretaker: uh,its been fun guys,but I have to leave.
Twylight: You don’t have to.I can duct tape Matts mouth shut if you like?
Matt: I wouldn’t mind at all.
Caretaker: No,that’s alright.There’s something I’ve got to take care of.Pun not intended.Besides,I want to get out of here before Toven tracks my scent.That girls been on me all day.
Matt: And yet somehow I don’t envy you.
Caretaker: Later guys.*leaves*

Caretaker walks out of the room and follows a young hooded man into the boiler room.

Twylight: You scared him away.
Matt: No,I didn’t.
Twylight: Maybe we can catch him again before the party tonight.
Matt: Who are you going as?
Twylight: MJ,you?
Matt: I Kid You Not Guy.
Twylight: How is that a costume?Nobodys going to recognize you.
Matt: Oh course they will.How can they not recognize the I kid you not guy?!He is king.
Twylight: Whatever you say.:rolleyes:


On the other side of town Daisy and LL sit several seats apart on the local bus.Noticing the crowd of rioting penguins approaching LL stands and goes to talk to the driver

Larrylegend: Uh,excuse me.
Driver Bakerboy: Sit down.
Larrylegend: I don’t mean to bother you,I just wanted to know if you could move this bus a little faster.
Driver Bakerboy: Sit down,manspider fan!!!!!
Larrylegend: What?
Driver Bakerboy: You want this bus to go faster, *opens doors* Here. *kicks him off the bus*
Hows that for fast?!

LL goes flying off the moving bus and starts rolling on the ground.Seeing this,Daisy screams and runs over to the driver

Daisy: Are you insane?!!!!
Driver Bakerboy: No…

Bakerboy turns to face her revealing his demonic troll face.Daisy gasps glancing over his seat and seeing the decapitated head of Jspider

Driver Bakerboy: Are you?!

Bakerboy grabs her by throat with one hand while steering the bus with the other.Daisy frantically kicks and tries to scratch his eyes out,occasionally looking over at the mirror to make sure LL hadn’t rolled under the bus.

Bakerboy: Organics suck!!Stupid Manspider fans never learn.
Daisy: *barely audible* get..over…it.

Daisy manages to deliver him a hard blow to the chin,breaking his concentration.The bus begins spinning wildly and Daisy struggles to hold on.Bakerboy tries to shake her off by hitting her with Jspider’s head,but Daisy doesn’t budge.Angered,he gets up from his seat to finish her off,only to find that he’s left himself in a more vulnerable position.Seizing her opportunity Daisy rams her shoe between his legs.With a squeal Bakerboy falls to his knees holding his crotch,Daisy catches her breathe for a moment before grabbing him by the ears and hurtling him off the bus.The bus shakes a bit as the wheels roll over him.

Daisy: *sighs* Still got it.

[Abaddon]

Remembering there’s no driver she quickly jumps into the seat and grabs the wheel.She then turns the bus around,hoping to save LL.In the meantime,LL lies bruised and barely conscious in the street as the mob of penguins approach holding protest signs and wielding chains.A rebellious look comes over Daisys face,and she hit’s the gas pedal hard,rapidly approaching the penguins.They stand defiantly for a few minutes,before the self-preservation instinct takes over and they scatter about before the bus crushes them.Daisy swings the bus around and stops horizontally on the street.Hurriedly she runs off of the bus to LL and swings his arm over her shoulder

Daisy: You okay?
Larrylegend: *dazed* thank you sir,may I have another?
Daisy: You’ve had enough excitement for one day.We both did.

Daisy carries him back to the bus and lays him on the front seats.

Daisy: Don’t worry.I’ll take care of this.

she gets back n the drivers seat and turns the bus so that it faces the vertical.She gives a determined look in the rear view mirror as the penguins begin to regroup


Daisy: Bye bye pengies.:mad:

She hit’s the gas hard only to realize she’s backing up,but by then its too late and a small group of penguins are mounted by the 8,ooo-pound vehicle.

Daisy: I am so going to hell.:(

Cut to Hype High School hallways.
Fray crawls through an open window into the school.As she removes what remained of her ospital scrubs,she hears voices coming from the boiler room.Nosily she presses her ear to the door to hear the voices

Caretaker: You told me this would be full proof.I wouldn’t have gone through with it,if I’d known there’d be dead bodies lying all over the school.
Max Shrek: I told you risks,and you accepted.I gave you what you needed,and you performed the act.Now you got what you wanted so be happy.
Caretaker: I am,its just…
Max Shrek: Just what?I though you were tired of being the poor shmuck everyone picked on.This is what you wanted: to be a superstar.Now you’re so much more than that.People everywhere grovel at your feet,admiring you for things you didn’t even do.You have the admiration of everyone in this school,what more could you ask for?
Caretaker: Nothing,I guess.
Max Shrek: No,seriously.I get paid by commission.
Caretaker: There’s nothing else I want from you.
Max Shrek: Not even an upgrade?I mean the program only affects people from the school,why not the whole world?
Caretaker: No,I’m done making deals with the devil.
Max Shrek: You flatter me.If you need anything else,you know where to find me.I’ll be at the Night Club tonight to collect my fee.

Hearing footsteps Fray quickly moves the door.Max steps out,looking around and gives Fray a wink before moving along.A frustrated Caretaker follows and is taken back by seeing her.

Caretaker: Fray?!What are you doing here?
Fray: What were you doing in there?
Caretaker: Uh,nothing.Just taking care of some business.I think Matt and Twy are in the library waiting for you.
Fray: Sure,that’s where I was headed anyway.
Caretaker: Well,I’ve gotta get going now.Later.*leaves*
Fray: Be seeing you.

[Abaddon]

Cut back to Daisy and LL on the bus.
Daisy speeds through red lights and dodges traffic as if she’s in a race against time

Larrylegend: Dayum Daisy,why are you driving so fast?:eek:
Daisy: If I drive under 50 mph the bus will explode!!!!
Larrylegend: There’s no bomb on the bus.
Daisy: Yes there---oh.Sorry,had a flashback to Speed.:o
Larrylegend: It’s fine,just slow it down a little.

Daisy slows down the bus a bit,and pulls up onto a bridge.A loud rumbling is heard under the bus.

Daisy: I think this thing needs a new muffler.

Seconds later Bakerboy burst from underneath the vehicle and crawls up onto the floor.


Bakerboy: TRAITERS!MANSPIDER SUXS!!!!!!!!http://www.comixfan.com/xfan/forums/images/smilies/grind.gif
Larrylegend: :eek:
Daisy: :eek:
Bakerboy: Only true fans would realize how much man spider sucks!

Daisy swerves the bus knocking Bakerboy into on his bum

Larrylegend: We got to get off!
Daisy: I’ll try to lose him.

Daisy promptly hit’s the breaks hard hoping to send Bakerboy crashing through the windshield.She ends up colliding into a bus full of children and knocking that bus into some suspension cable.Bakerboy hit’s the glass hard,and his thick skull gets stuck in the hole made with his head.As he struggles to get out,Daisy grabs LL’ by the arm and heads off the bus.

Bakerboy: Get back here,Man spider fans!!!!!!:mad:

[Abaddon]

Bakerboy grabs Daisy by the arm as she tries to leave, placing a firm grip on her wrist.As she struggles to free herself he uses her resistance to pull his head out of the hole.With a frustrated mew he leaps through the roof of the bus taking Daisy with him, and jumps onto the nearby bus,causing it to slowly teeter off the bridge.Dazed and confused,LL looks over and see’s the insane troll holding Daisy by the arm over the edge of the bridge

Bakerboy: Now,man spider fan,its time for you to choose.Your man spider girlfriend,or the bus full of noobs?
Larrylegend: *mutters* As if that weren’t an obvious choice.Loser.:rolleyes:

LL ducks and moves toward the bus,out of Bakerboys sight.He crawls onto to bus,thinking of what do next.Panting heavily he thinks of what might become of his dear friend.Thinking fast he grabs a penguins flipper from the front bus tire,and tosses it in the opposite direction.The foolish troll is distracted and upon hearing the sound turns to look in that direction.

Bakerboy: Cheater!Figures a stupid man spider fan would hide like a little girl.Traitorous power ranger costume-lovin’ loser.You’re afraid to come out,because of how ignorant you are.
Larrylegend: You’re the one whose out,doughboy.Out of your mind!
Bakerboy: Grrr….stupid corny man spider lines!!!!!You die now.
Larrylegend: No,you do!

LL hit’s the gas pedal and rams into the noob bus.Bakerboy looses his grip on Daisy and lets her go hurtling toward the water,the force of the bus flings him forward and in between the two vehicles,crushing him.The two rammed vehicles now locked together,go teetering over the edge of the bridge.

Daisy: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!:eek:

Seeing Daisy fall,LL makes a bold maneuver and jumps off the bus via the drivers side window and onto a loose cable.Using the force from his jump to propel him,he swings toward the falling woman.Amazingly he manages to grab her in time,just as the bus wreck plummets below them

Noob#1: OMG Lol.this iz so funny.LMAo.
Noob#2: how do I get an avatar?
Noob#3: bale damnit!
Noob#4: omg this so cool.lol.

*SPLASH!*

Daisy: That was close.
Larrylegend: Next time,lets take a cab.


Hype High School Library
Twylight: X-3 started shooting.
Matt: Hopefully the plots different from the last two.I can’t say I’ll be looking forward to another edition of Wolverine and his Amazing Friends.
Twylight: I hear you.

Fray walks in

Fray: I’m back.Whats up?
Matt: We caught Kipobe pulling a Clarence Thomas.
Fray: That’s more than I’d like to know right now.
Twylight: And Bisons goon squad was in here.Probably up to no good.
Fray: You guys alright.
Matt: We’re cool.They weren’t looking for a showdown.
Twylight: How’d things go for you?
Fray: Well,I know now that it’s a virus that’s driving everyone crazy.
Matt: So everyone’s losing it because of some flu?
Fray: Something like that.Where’s Daisy?
Matt: Dunno.She was gone before we got here.
Fray: Where could she have gone?
Twylight: *shrugs* Bookstore?
Fray: I’ll try the teacher lounge.
Matt: Can’t.It’s closed.
Fray: Damn,where the hell is is she?!
Twylight: I’m guessing she’ll be at the party later so we can catch up with her there.
Fray: Party?
Twylight: You do have a costume don’t you?
Fray: Not unless I’m going as myself.
Matt: Facile princeps.That could work.
Fray: I actually didn’t even consider going.I just figured we would patrol the school and try and find out where this started.
Twylight: That might be a good idea.But a better one might be if we stakeout the dance,and party.
Matt: Correction,Twy, it’s par-tay.
Fray: Fine you guys can check out the dance.I’ll patrol.
Twylight: It’d be better if you came.
Fray: No,forget it.
Twylight: Alright then,we’ll patrol.
Fray: No,its fine.I don’t want to ruin your fun.You guys had your minds set on this,I won’t mine going solo tonight.Besides I’m the Flame,it’s responsibility,blah,blah,blah,I’m not entitled to fun.In any case I need you guys to keep an eye of Caretaker.
Matt: Gladly.:D
Twylight: Ditto,but why?:confused:
Fray: I think he’s up to something.
Twylight: You think maybe it involves the virus?
Fray: I’m not sure yet.Just keep a close eye on him.He may know something we don’t.
Matt: So,we regoup then?
Fray: That’s the plan.

[Abaddon]

They all leave the library and march on towards the classes they are probably flunking for being absent from them so very often.

Twylight: Are you sure you don’t mind that we go to party?
Fray: Yeah,of course.It’s not really something I was looking forward to anyway.
Twylight: alright then.besides it probably wont be much fun anyway.



SHH Night Club Later that night
Countless students sprawl about place,dancing and mingling in their various costumes.A redheaded Twy leans uncomfortably against the wall with Matt,dressed in his inconspicuous costume bobbing his head to Flock of Seagulls “I Ran”

Matt: I love this song!
Twylight: This really isn’t all that fun.

A group of students walk by carrying Toven,dressed as Banana Chiquita, on their shoulders.Taking a big sip of her strawberry daquiri, she throws the drink down and lifts up her top,flshing everyone

Toven: WOOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!

Twylight: Great,now its turning into Mardi Gras.
Matt: Twy,its ok to have fun.Fray’s fine.
Twylight: I just feel a little guilty that’s all.I mean,here we are having a great time,and she’s all by herself,looking for god knows what.
Matt: She said it’d be cool.I’m sure she’s busy hunting some troll whose responsible anyway.In the meantime enjoy the par-tay.
Twylight: Okay.Hopefully Fray’s having fun.


Hype High School
Fray lurks about the empty school grounds keeping a wary eye out for anything suspicious.Boredly,she pulls lint out her leather jacket,wondering if this would be the only threat to her life tonight.Sighing she thinks back to the Mae West outfit she’d carefully laid out for the party,a few days earlier.She hadn’t been particularly excited to go,but still had hopes that she and friends would have a good time.Hearing sounds from the school gynasium,she sprints towards the door.A loud crash was heard followed by a series of expletives.Waiting outside the door,Fray clenched her fist tightly engulfing it in flames.She readied herself for what was about to come out.The door creaked and slowly opened,and Fray, being brash, jumped out from behind it,scaring the poor man who had just exited.To her disappointment it was only the school janitor.

Corinthian: Ay,dios mio!:eek:
Fray: *with a disheartened tone* Crap.Sorry about that.
Corinthian: Ju kids are crazy!!!

Fray turns to leave before catching a glimpse of something on the floor.It was a penis pump,and as she raised her head to look at the obvious owner,she realized his fly was open.

Fray: I’m not even going to bother asking.
Corinthian: Ju shouldn’t be here anyway.School is over.
Fray: Yea,whatever.That penis pumping wouldn’t happen to evil,would it?
Corinthian: No,crazy girl.
Fray: Right.Screw this.

Fray gives up on the night watch,and decides to go downtown where the sexually depraved
individuals,are actually fightable.

[Elijya]

Caretaker: Hm,I guess Elijya did seem kind of menacing,I just figured he was grumpy because he couldn’t get it date.
Twylight: *scoffs* well who’d want to date someone like that?


you know I'm engaged to 4stringfox, right? :confused:

[Abaddon]

In real life,not in my story.:confused:

[Psycho Hulk]

Let me introduce you two to a little thread: http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=187435

[Abaddon]

cut to Night Club
Twy and Peacekeeper dance to “Owner of A Lonely Heart“

Peacekeeper: This place is packed tonight.
Twylight: Everybody wanted to be here.
Peacekeeper: Good.We need the business.
Twylight: Whats with all the 80s music?
Peacekeeper: Someone broke in last week,and stole our music,so we had to use the Vice City soundtrack.:spidey:
Twylight: Bummer.
Peacekeeper: Yea,its makes me sorta regret dropping out of school to become a successful businessman.:spidey:
Twylight: Could be worse,I guess.
Peacekeeper: Yeah.Don’t worry about the music though,some new guys playing with his band.
Twylight: Oh really?
Peacekeeper: Yeah,I think its emo though.Some band called “Caretaker and the Batcrows”
Twylight: Caretaker?
Peacekeeper: Pretty cheesy.I mean what the hell is a bat crow,anyway?:spidey:
Twylight: Any idea where the lead singer is?
Peacekeeper: Nope.He’ said he’d be here soon though.Guess he’s trying to make an entrance.


Meanwhile on the other side of Night Club,Matt sits by the bar hoping someone will recognize his costume.He swings around in the swivel chair and finds a bandaged Daisy standing behind him.

Daisy: Matt.
Matt: No,try again.
Daisy: Huh?
Matt: I’m not Matt,I kid you not.:D
Daisy: You feeling okay?
Matt: I’m great.I kid you not!:D
Daisy:…..
Matt: Come on,you can guess it.I know youre just dying to say it.
Daisy: uh,..where’s twy?
Matt: I bet its right at the tip of your tongue.Here let me help,my initials are IKYNG.:D
Daisy: Why aren’t you in costume?
Matt: LLL
Daisy: Is Fray here?
Matt: No,she’s at the school patrolling.
Daisy: Why aren’t you with her?
Matt: She said she’d be fine alone,and that we should be here to keep on eye on Caretaker.
Daisy: Why?
Matt: *shrugs* Hell if I know,but who wants to complain?

The Dark Streets of SHHdale.
Fray lurks about through the pages looking for troublemakers,but instead finds boredom at every turn

[Abaddon]

Fray: This sucks. Godwin’s law,my ass.:mad:


Just when her hopes are down,she catches a fleeting glipse of a troll moving down the street.Drawing her pointed stick of firewood,she sauntered towards the figure hoping to get in at least one good kill for the night.As the troll turns the corner,Fray picks up speed.Turning the corner herself she finds her view is blocked by a group coming from the opposite direction.


Jagguar: That’s insane. menacing
Oakzap: I don’t get why people give AIDS such a bad name.I hear it’s all the rage in Uganda.
Comicgirl: I guess some people are just ignorant.:rolleyes:
Valorman: Hey,its that girl.
Jagguar: What girl?
Valorman: That girl from school.I think she’s in my Batman History class.

Fray quickly moves her hand behind her back,hiding the stake

Fray: Hey,guys.
Comicgirl: Hey :confused:
Valorman: Shouldn’t you be at the dance?
Fray: I decided not to go.It seemed lame.What about you guys?
Comicgirl: Theyre having a better party in the Batman Begins board.
Oakzap: we’re gonna go there later.
Fray: sounds cool.
Comicgirl: You can come hang out if you want?
Fray: No,thanks.I’ve got to get to work.
Valorman: Where do you work?
Fray: Oh,you know.The usual working-type place where normal teenage girls work.:0
Oakzap: does it involve that piece of wood youre hiding behind your back?:confused:
Fray: Oh,uh this?No of course not.This is for um…wood shop.
Jagguar: we have a wood shop?
Fray: Yeah,it’s a really small class.
Jagguar: Right…:confused:
Valorman: Well,we should get going.I’ll see in you school.
Fray: yeah,sure.Later guys.


they smile politely and walk away.Turning back,she can still hear their voices as they crossed the street

Oakzap: That’s one weird chick.
Jagguar: She’d be hot,if she actually made sense.
Comicgirl: And what was with the stake?
Oakzap: Who knows what she plans on doing with it later tonight.
Valorman: You’re a jackass.
Oakzap: Screw you.Lets go get waffles.

[Abaddon]

Fray: *sighs* Story of my life.

Continuing her walk she remembers the troll she was stalking and listens closely for any noise.Unsurprsingly she hears shouting coming from the SHH Bar & Grill and quietly steps in to see what the commotion was about


Spider-Kurt: Look I don’t care what you think!!!!
Spider Freddie: Listen stupid.I’m telling you Robin should be in the sequel.The first one sucked without him.
Dr.Victor Lensherr: Indeed.
Spider-Kurt: Whatever,just get out of my face.
Dr.Victor Lensherr: Ouch.
Spider Freddie: Ok,loser.
Dr.Victor Lensherr: Indeed.
Spider Freddie: That’s why you’re idiot ass has nO LIFE DYCKWAD!!!!!!
Dr.Victor Lensherr: scandalous.
Donald Thomas: Aloha.There’s no need for name-calling here.
Spider Freddie: You shutup too,stupid.
Erzengel: Freddie,what you don’t seem to understand is that nobody wants you here.So get he F**k out!
Spider Freddie: Your stupid.Everbody here is stupid.This whole place iS STUPID!!!

Freddie begins throwing bar stools at everyone,and knocking over tables

Dr.Victor Lensherr: Oh my.
Bloody Vixen: Fine,Freddie Prince Jr.s great.Happy now?
Spider Freddie: You don’t even like Freddie Prince Jr.He should play Dick.
Fray: You’re doing a fine job of that yourself.

Freddie turns around to face Fray

Spider Freddie: Who the hell are you?
Fray: *clenches her stake* The last person you wanna mess with.
Dr.Victor Lensherr: Scary
Spider Freddie: Mind your own beeswax,stupid.
Fray: ow,you really are a 9 year old,aren’t you?

Growling Freddie leaps at Fray and swiftly sent back with a stiff kick,and crashes through a nearby pool table Seeing this Victor stands and backs away.


Dr.Victor Lensherr: Flamer.
Fray: *turns to him* Is that a problem?
Dr.Victor Lensherr: No.
Fray: Lemme guess,spammer?
Dr.Victor Lensherr: maybe.
Fray: Lets make sure.

Fray advances on Victor,when she’s suddenly struck in the side by a cue ball.She doubles over,and seizing the opportunity Victor hits her over the head with a Heineken.Spider Freddie stands holding several billiar balls in his hands

Spider Freddie: Big mistake,ugLY WHORE!!!
Dr.Victor Lensherr: Indeed.
Fray: Now youre just asking to get flamed.
Dr.Victor Lensherr: *knees her in the face* By who?


at that instant Herr Logan came crashing through the window,claws drawn,and shattered glass heralding his landing
Logan: Fun times over,kiddies.:wolverine
Dr.Victor Lensherr: It is.

Victor goes running out the back,and Spider Freddie turns his attentions to Logan.

[Abaddon]

Spider Freddie: More stupid losers.Get out of here!!
Logan: Soon as I I get through with you…actually,scratch that,I’ll probably have a beer afterwards.I har the wings are good here too.
Spider Freddie: You talk too much!!

Freddie throws a billiard at him,nailing him in the shoulder

Logan: *winces* Alright then.Pick me out a switch, son.There’s about to be a whuppin’.:wolverine


Logan flies at Freddie slashing through the billiard balls being thrown at him.Fray finally stands upright,though still holding those injured ribs.Ironically this made her wonder if she should go pick up some baby back ribs while she was there.Turning her attention back to the fight,she sees Logan hitting Freddie hard with a series of punches and kicks

Logan: Tell me,Freddie.How long did you think you could keep harassing folks before I found ya’?
Spider Freddie: Not enough to see your stupid face. *pokes him in the eyes*
Logan: ACK!


Fray soon joins the brawl,and dropkicks Freddie in the face,causing him to stumble backward and onto a jukebox.Following this,she hurtles her stake at him,nailing him in the shoulder.The force of the blow causes Freddie to knock into the jukebox hard and the machine begins playing “Dancing Cheek to Cheek”.

Fray: Game over,twit.Next time you wanna throw balls at a lady,you may want to get a pair of your own
Spider Freddie: I was just making my opinion idiot!

Freddie runs at Fray and body slams her.She jumps up and punches him the gut.He then reacts by picking her up by the hair,and throwing her into Logan.

Logan: Nice job,greenhorn.
Fray: I was just about to take him out.
Logan: By making comments about his anatomy?Do us both a favor,and stay out of the big leagues kid.:wolverine

Moving in sync with the music, Logan leaps up and slashes ferociously at Freddie.Fray takes this as a challenge and jumps onto Logans shoulder’s, subsequently giving the troll a swift kick.Angered Logan,throws her off his shoulders,and catches her in his arms.

Logan: Nice,but you should try giving a guy a warning first.

seeing Freddie preparing to attack,Logan spins Fray around,letting her legs strike him several times.Freddie falls backwards,and knocks into a pillar

Fray: That sure wasn’t a warning.Real graceful by the way.:rolleyes:
Logan: I didn’t realize we were dancing.
Fray: You’re no Fred Astaire.

[Abaddon]

Fray stands on her own feet,and dusts herself off.The persistent Freddie then tackles Logan.He starts pummeling him with punches as tears roll down his cheeks

Logan: I gotta admit,troll.You are a tenacious one.I’ll make sure they have that printed on your grave.
Spider Freddie: YOUR GOING TO DIE FIRST LOSER!!!!!!!!*weeping*
Logan: Are you crying?:o
Spider Freddie: No,stupid!
Logan: looks like you are.
Spider Freddie: SHUT UP!I HATE YOU!I HATE YOU!I HATE YOU!!!!!
Fray: That’s enough,boys.


Fray drags Freddie off Logan,and is met with a kick to the stomach.Freddie then moves to stand,and Logan tries to stop him with a kick to the temple,but Freddie isn’t phased.He gets up and starts stomping on Logan.Fray then runs and leaps to tackle him,but he ducks and she goes flying over him heading toward Logans claws.He manages to react in time,and rolls out of the way,letting her hit the ground hard.


Fray: Ow.Always the gentlemen,arent you?
Logan: You need t work o your tactic.
Fray: I’ll let you know when I care.

They both get up and Logan comes out swinging at Freddie.Fray looks over at a broken bar stool,and makes a move to slide between both their legs.She makes it and picks up a leg of the stool,then she drives it into Freddie’s shoulder.Still managing to survive,he punches Logan,sending him flying back then turns his attention to Fray

Fray: God,why wont you just die?!!
Spider Freddie: YOU FISRT!!!!!
Fray: If youre going to make a big deal can you at least spell correctly?:rolleyes:

Freddie growls and shoves Fray against the wall.He begins choking the life out of her.Resilent herself Fray presses her hands against his chest,channeling her flaming energies into his body in oreder to incinerate him.

Fray: You know what youre problem is,Freddie?You make arguments you don’t even know how to defend.
Spider Freddie: SHUT UP!!!!
Fray: You post like a child,and you b**ch and moan about everything that doesn’t go your way.Maybe you should try a little thing called maturity.Nobody likes a whiner.

Freddie begins to feel his body temperature rising and his arms begin to combust.Just then Logan comes up from behind and slices Freddies head off.His body collapses and bursts into flames.

Fray: :mad:
Logan: What?I saved you.
Fray: I had him!
Logan: Sure you did. *walks away*
Fray: *follows* He would’ve ben dead in less than a second.
Logan: You could’ve too.
Fray: I was fine.You stole my kill.
Logan: Relax.Nobody likes a whiner.:wolverine

[Abaddon]

SHH Nightclub
Twy and Matt stand against the wall,bobbing their heads to Squeee,while looking for Caretaker.Toven adjust her large fruit hat,and walks over in their direction

Toven: They should label this the loser section.
Matt: And they should label you slut.
Toven: You don’t even have a costume.
Matt: I am in costume,I kid you not!:mad:
Toven: So you came as yourself?Nice job, b**chits.
Matt: I’m the I Kid You Not Guy damnit!!!:mad:
Toven: It’s cute how you think I care.
Twylight: Have you seen Caretaker?
Toven: I wouldn’t talking to you if I did.
Twylight: You know you catch more flies with honey.
Toven: Why the hell would I want flies?
Twylight: You don’t have to be mean to people all the time you know.
Toven: No,but I enjoy it.Nice costume by the way.Too bad it isn’t part of your everyday wardrobe.
Twylight: And why is that?:rolleyes:
Toven: Because you usually dress s**tty.
Matt: Just because she doesn’t dress trashy like you,doesn’t mean she doesn’t have good taste.
Toven: Maybe but it doesn’t make it any less true.You dress pretty s**tty too.
Matt: And you consider a halter top,formal wear.
Toven: You can’t compare yourself to me.I’m Prada, youre nada.I’m Old Navy,and youre…Salvation Army.
Twylight: :rolleyes:

Daisy walks down an aisle and appears behind Toven

Toven: I’m the best and youre the rest.
Twylight: Are you done yet?
Daisy: Yes,Toven.Are you done?
Toven: *turns around* Whatever.I‘m going to get stoned..

Toven grabs a banana from her hat and sticks it down her underwear.Then with a shuffle,she heads back to the dance floor

Matt: Always a ray of sunshine, that one.

Elsewhere
Fray and Logan walk out of the bar and into the empty streets

Fray: Where are you going?
Logan: Prowling.You?
Fray: Same.
Logan: Shouldn’t you in bed?
Fray: Shouldn’t you?
Logan: It’s not safe
Fray: Which is why I’m here.
Logan: Doing what,aside from letting spammers get away.
Fray: I wouldve had him if you hadn’t distracted me.
Logan: Maybe you just have a short attention span.
Fray: Listening to you right now,is making me wish I did.
Logan: You can’t handle criticism well,can you?
Fray: I can.Youre just being a bastard about it.
Logan: I’ve been called worse
Fray: Hmm,I wonder why.:rolleyes:
Logan: That was witty.:rolleyes:
Fray: No that was sarcasm.
Logan: You’re better off at home.Goodnight.
Fray: I’m not going anywhere.
Logan: Because you feel the need to prove something?
Fray: Because I’m the Flamer.It’s my job to keep the streets safe.
Logan: I’ve meant flamers plenty more capable than you are.Then again a flamer’s just a watered down troll
Fray: Wrong,prick.First of all,I am the Flamer,as in the only one.I am part of part of a line of warriors.Our sworn duty is to kick ass.

[Abaddon]

Logan: Yeah,sure.Hail Gaia,girl power,and that other feminist bravado.You wanna burn your bra,that’s fine.But you don’t cross into territory you don’t understand.
Logan: Maybe if you learned to heed my advice,you’d be better at it.
Fray: Because youre the great master of troll-slaying?:rolleyes:
Logan: I wouldn’t want to toot my own horn,but yes.:wolverine
Fray: oh,get over yourself.
Loan: I’ve been doing this for years.You came out like an amateur.
Fray: What?:mad:
Logan: Poor tactics,no finesse.It was like watching Stephen Hawking trying to waltz.:wolverine
Fray: Stephen Hawking?
Logan: Well,you know,if he were dumber and prettier.
Fray: You really know how to charm a girl.I’d be swooning if I didn’t have the urge to shove my stylish,yet affordable,shoes down your throat.
Logan: Tsk,tsk.Anger isn’t very becoming.
Fray: I’m getting etiquette lessons,from a guy looks like he’s been living in a dumpster?What a world.
Logan: There’s your problem.You can’t see past the superficial.
Fray: Now the pots calling the kettle black.
Logan: Then I guess the kettle’s a few shades darker than the pot.
Fray: You know,you are really irritating.
Logan: Now whose the pot?
Fray: I think youre on pot.
Logan: You’d like that,wouldn’t you.
Fray: What?
Logan: Its alright,I get it.Youre into the whole bad boy thing.Completely understandable.
Fray: *scoffs* You think I am into you?Maybe you are on drugs.
Logan: Is that you admitting you think I’m a bad boy?
Fray: No,that’s me admitting youre a jackass.
Logan: If you find me so obnoxious,then why are you following me?
Fray: I’m not following you.I’m doing my job.
Logan: Which for some reason includes,walking in the same direction as me,engaging in conversation with me,and admiring my looks.:wolverine
Fray: “Me,me,me”Can you even make an attempt to stop being so self-centered?
Logan: Now listen here,little Xena.I wouldn’t be out doing what I do if I was self-centered.Every night I make it my goal to stop trolls,from harassing innocent people,and stifling good conversation.I don’t go out like some sanctimonious do-gooder,and make half-assed attempts to flame the baddies.:wolverine
Fray: This coming from someone who was locked up for being insane.Can you justify that?Can you explain what I’ve done that was so much worse?No.You might wanna lose the hypocrisy the next time you fly over the cuckoos nest.
Logan: You are trying my patience.:wolverine
Fray: I hope that’s not a threat.I wouldn’t want to have to kill you,before you maul me to death with comments about how much better you are than me.
Logan: Go home,Gidget.

[Abaddon]

Fray: Once again,I’m not going anywhere.
Logan: You can say that again.
Fray: you know,what?Instead of making wisecracks,you should be thanking me for even letting you out.
Logan: Me thanking you?That’s rich.How about you thank me?
Fray: For what?
Logan: You know exactly what I’m talking about.
Fray: Do I?
Logan: You only let me out because you needed my help.You wouldn’t be standing here right now,otherwise.
Fray: I can handle my own.The only reason I got you out was because there was a time issue.I would’ve found a way to get to Bisons eventually.
Logan: Eventually?
Fray: Yea.
Logan: And how would you have got out?Or did you forget that I saved you and the other goonies,from being on the evening news.:wolverine
Fray: Whatever,you don’t eve--
Logan: Wait,let me guess, you would have saved yourself and the others “eventually”.
Fray: I don’t owe you anything.You probably would’ve been better off where you were.
Logan: Youre staring to make me wonder.At least there weren’t any whiny voices in there.
Fray: Then why don’t you go back and the comforts of home
Logan: Comforts?I was strapped to a bed for 4 months without any food,light,or water.Doesn’t rank huge in the Zagats guide.:wolverine
Fray: The Zagats what?
Logan: Guess it wasn’t on Oprah’s book list.
Fray: Ok,I’m done here.You can go find someone else to infuriate.*walks off*
Logan: But I thought we were having so much fun.:wolverine

Fray heads toward the Fan Art District,clearly aggravated by he encounter.Logan watches for a moment,unsure of whether he should feel satisfied or disappointed.He shakes it off,and continues on.

[Valorman]

Fray: This sucks. Godwin’s law,my ass.http://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/smilies/mad.gif


Just when her hopes are down,she catches a fleeting glipse of a troll moving down the street.Drawing her pointed stick of firewood,she sauntered towards the figure hoping to get in at least one good kill for the night.As the troll turns the corner,Fray picks up speed.Turning the corner herself she finds her view is blocked by a group coming from the opposite direction.


Jagguar: That’s insane. menacing
Oakzap: I don’t get why people give AIDS such a bad name.I hear it’s all the rage in Uganda.
Comicgirl: I guess some people are just ignorant.http://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif
Valorman: Hey,its that girl.
Jagguar: What girl?
Valorman: That girl from school.I think she’s in my Batman History class.

Fray quickly moves her hand behind her back,hiding the stake

Fray: Hey,guys.
Comicgirl: Hey http://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/smilies/confused.gif
Valorman: Shouldn’t you be at the dance?
Fray: I decided not to go.It seemed lame.What about you guys?
Comicgirl: Theyre having a better party in the Batman Begins board.
Oakzap: we’re gonna go there later.
Fray: sounds cool.
Comicgirl: You can come hang out if you want?
Fray: No,thanks.I’ve got to get to work.
Valorman: Where do you work?
Fray: Oh,you know.The usual working-type place where normal teenage girls work.http://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/smilies/redface.gif
Oakzap: does it involve that piece of wood youre hiding behind your back?http://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/smilies/confused.gif
Fray: Oh,uh this?No of course not.This is for um…wood shop.
Jagguar: we have a wood shop?
Fray: Yeah,it’s a really small class.
Jagguar: Right…http://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/smilies/confused.gif
Valorman: Well,we should get going.I’ll see in you school.
Fray: yeah,sure.Later guys.


they smile politely and walk away.Turning back,she can still hear their voices as they crossed the street

Oakzap: That’s one weird chick.
Jagguar: She’d be hot,if she actually made sense.
Comicgirl: And what was with the stake?
Oakzap: Who knows what she plans on doing with it later tonight.
Valorman: You’re a jackass.
Oakzap: Screw you.Lets go get waffles.

DUDEhttp://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/smilies/icon14.gif

[Abaddon]

Cut back to Night Club.
Not feeling comfortable in the party setting, Daisy grows frustrated and considers heading back to the school library. In the background a scuffle seems to have erupted into a fight.

Twylight: So,Daisy I heard you had a date with Larrylegend.
Daisy: I wouldn’t call it that.
Twylight: Well it had to be pretty exciting since you both skipped out of school for it.
Daisy: Exciting.There’s a good word.
Matt: Speaking of….

Matt points over to the brawl that’s broken out in the crowd.Daisy moves towards the scene and the others follow.

Daisy: What’s going on here?
Ph27home: It seems that DDRSkata has started attacking Jackcool with a giant fish.Sturgeon to be precise.
Twylight: Why?
Ph27home: Something about a contest I believe.


DDRSkata: My penis is just fine! *swings fish*
Jackcool: *ducks* Whats your point?
DDRSkata: I don’t want to meet singles!!!:mad:

DDR runs at Jackcool with the sturgeon,impaling him through the shoulder.

DDRSkata: There,happy now?!!!

He pulls the fish out and Jackcool slides to the floor.He marches around in circles,foaming at the mouth and unleashing a series of expletives

Daisy: He must be infected.
Twylight: and I thought this would be a slow night.
Matt: What do we do?
Daisy: Stop him.
ChesireCat: DDR,what the f**k is your problem?!!!!
DDRSkata: It’s Beyonce damnit!!!!Could it be any more obvious?!!!!
ChesireCat: What are you on?
Brodiebruce: Whatever it is,get me 2 pounds.:up:. *belches*
DDRSkata: Where’s the free X-Box?There’s supposed to be a free X-Box!!!!!http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v34/Drakon/SHH/Old%20Smileys/mad.gif
Daisy: Everyone back away from him!
ChesireCat: Don’t have to tell me twice.


DDR turns his focus to Daisy,and begins waving the sturgeon menacingly.

Daisy: DDR,just calm down.Now listen to me,youre infected with a virus.It’s distorting your perception of reality.I need you to stay focused.
DDRSkata: You owe me remember?I answered all the questions.I shot the damn monkeys.WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME????!!!!!
Daisy: Sanity.

DDR screams and runs at her.Daisy moves out the way,and looks around to find a weapon to fend him off.Matt steps in to help,but is inadvertently whacked with the large fish.Gunshots are then heard and everyone starts scrambling

Riggs: Everyone in this muthatf**ker needs to calm the hell down.
Twylight: And firing bullets will make that happen.:rolleyes:
Matt: This place is turning into the Source Awards.
Daisy: It never ends.


Cut to the corner of Whedon Boulvard.Logan paces for a bit before picing up a scent.He sniffs and follows the scent to a nearby factory.He looks up and see’s Charlie and “The Chocolate Factor The Suxs” in large bold letters.In the air he can smell residual spam and as he peers through the window he notices a barrage of grammatical errors.As he turns to find the entrance he spots Fray fiddling with the padlock on the door.



Logan: *walking over to her* Couldn’t stay away could you?
Fray: I hope you didn’t follow me here.I deal with enough creeps during the night.
Logan: Smelled a troll nearby.Mightve been your perfume.
Fray: You could use some.
Logan: What’s the deal?
Fray: This place is closed.
Logan: That much is obvious.What made you even want to look here?
Fray: Trolls sometimes lurk these old threads.Look for targets,then they stalk em,and eventually harass them to death.
Logan: Not bad.
Fray: eh?
Logan: Your evaluation,not the troll thing.
Fray: Was that a compliment?
Logan: Could be.
Fray: I think hell just froze over.
Logan: More likely an observation.
Fray: uh-uh.No takebacks.
Logan: You ever get tired of these childish games?
Fray: On occasion,yes.
Logan: So what do we do now?
Fray: We don’t have to do anything.I’m going around back to see if I can get a better look.*walks off*
Logan: and I’ll make sure you don’t run into trouble. *follows*


Back at the Night Club
Everyone runs around frantically as Riggs,clearly inebriated, continues shooting into the air.Various people areseen trying to steal alcohol,and miscellaneous items.Just when things seem grim a tall,handsome figure appears behind the drunk Riggs,and snatches the gun from his hands

Riggs: Hey,man!Whats you prrrroblegmn? *BELCH*
Caretaker: Fun time’s over.

Caretaker pistolwhips him,and puts the gun in his pocket.Still seeing the crowd frenetic, he runs on stage and picks up a mike

Caretaker: Hey!Everybody just calm down.

As soon as those words are echoed throughout the building,everyone stops and turns to the stage

Caretaker: uh…hi.:O
DDRSkata: WATCH IT!!!WATCH
Caretaker: Can somebody take him outside?

Brodiebruce,and Mr.SmashN’Bash grab DDR and drag him outside

Caretaker: That’s much better.Now,whose up for some music?J

Cut back to Factory
Fray climbs on top of dumpster and tries to jump up to reach an open window.

Fray: It’s too high.*turns to him* Well don’t just stand there,give me a boost.
Logan: You never really seemed like the breaking and entering type.
Fray: The place is pretty much deserted.This is barely a crime.
Logan: Still,I never took you for a bad girl.
Fray: You make it sound like youre not into ‘em.
Logan: What makes you think I am?
Fray: When women go wrong, men go right after them
Logan: Touche.

Logan walks over to help her when a troll suddenly bursts out of the dumpster.Startled,Fray falls off and hit’s the ground.The snarling,troll then jumps out an lands his cloven hoofs a few feet away.He glares at the two with a licentious look in his eyes.

[Abaddon]

Weezite: Mm..fresh meat.
Fray: Well,guess now we don’t have to wait for a troll to show up.*stands and dusts herself off*
Logan: Ya shoulda been more careful.
Fray: Great,now you tell me.

The troll’s hand begins to glow,and he raises it into the air projecting a large shimmering sphere.Brillian colors spin around inside it,in a hynoptic motion.

Logan: Shield your eyes,it’s a goatse troll!*covers his face*
Fray What?

Spellbound by the sphere.Fray ignores Logan and continues looking on.The lights then abruptly shift and form the image of a man manually stretching his anus and rectum,as his genitaals dangle below.Fray instantly falls to her knees and vomits uncontrollably.The troll then charges at them,knocking down Logan.

Logan: I told you not to look!
Fray: ugggh,I think eyes are retching.

Weezite turns to Fray and kicks her onto her back.He then presses down hard on her stomach with his foot.

Weezite: That’s right,baby.Let it all out.

Logan leaps back up and hit’s the troll with a series of hard blows

Logan: Nice pictures.Mama must be proud.
.
Weezite delivers a stiff kick,and Logan stumbles backward.The troll grins and moves to gore him,but Logan turns his momentum against him,and sends him crashing into the wall

Logan: Shocking people with disturbing images,just to get some attention?Pathetic.
Weezite: Got yours,didn’t I?
Logan: Definitely.*SNIKT!*

They struggle for a minute,before Weezite knees Logan in the gut

Weezite: That’s what happens when you peek into dark alleys.You might see something you don’t like.*looks to Fray* She looks she’s having fun.Maybe I should give her another dose.
Logan: Well,here’s an interesting position for you

Logan raises his claws between Weezite’s legs,and in a swift motion rips through his flesh,tearing his genitalia.The troll crouches over as his genitals are left dangling between his legs,held only by a small piece of flesh.

Logan: Ooh, that can’t be good.:wolverine
Weezite: Long..live..goatse.
Logan: Not tonight. *drives his claws through the trolls heart*

Logan retracts his claws then,and the troll hit’s the ground, disintegrating into a puddle of goo.Logan then runs over to Fray and helps her to her feet.

[Abaddon]

Logan: You alright?
Fray: Yeah,thanks.
Logan: That’s funny,for a second there I thought you said “Thanks”.
Fray: I did.
Logan: That’s new.
Fray: Don’t get used to it. *staggers*
Logan: So that’s how many times I saved your life?
Fray: Your arm must be tired from patting yourself on the back so much.:rolleyes:
Logan: I’m just saying….
Fray: Yeah,I think you’ve said enough for one night.What did you say that thing was called?
Logan: Goatse troll.They like to jump out at people and show them graphic sexual images like the one you just saw.
Fray: Lovely.What was with that hypno-crap?
Logan: A trap.You fell for it quite easily.
Fray: You would’ve too,if you hadn’t known what you do.
Logan: Fair enough.I did have a few run-ins in the past with their kind.Nearly clawed my own eyes out the first time.
Fray: I think that thing scarred me for life.
Logan: Theyre usually spotted by the Mods,but this one must’ve been off the radar.
Fray: The Mods don’t do much around here,do they? *staggers*
Logan: They do enough,but things haven’t been the same since most of them left.Things have gone to hell.
Fray: Can’t argue with you there.Our goatse friend here,is a testament to that.
Logan: Its been a while since one of them popped up in these parts.
Fray: Hopefully it’ll be a while before the next. *holds her stomach*
Logan: You sure,youre alright?
Fray: No,my ribs have been worked all day.I don’t think the Gross out King made it any better.
Logan: Youre hurt pretty bad.My place is no far from here.
Fray: You want me to come over to your place?
Logan: So you can get better.I have a few medical supplies.
Fray: Thanks but no thanks.
Logan: What?Don’t you trust me?
Fray: Said the rapist to the injured girl.
Logan: I just saved your life!One of many times.
Fray: And you expect me to melt in your arms?
Logan: I don’t expect anything but to help you.
Fray: I don’t need it.
Logan: You have no place patrolling in your position.
Fray: Really,now?What position would you like me in?
Logan: I don’t have any ulterior motives.Clearly you have your own issues here.
Fray And clearly…ah,crap. *faints*


Logan catches her before she hit’s the ground and lifts her up in his arms

[bored]

:eek:

[Abaddon]

Why so shocked?:confused:

[Herr Logan]

I've been behind on my reading due to all the craziness of moving to a new apartment and starting school again, but I just caught up and I'm mostly pleased. In fact, I'd be completely pleased if not for Fray: Said the rapist to the injured girl. What the hell is up with that, Abaddon?! :mad:

:wolverine

[Abaddon]

Nothing to be taken too seriously.:p


And take it to the discussion thread.:mad:


Next bit will up in a few.

[Herr Logan]

Nothing to be taken too seriously.:p


And take it to the discussion thread.:mad:


Next bit will up in a few.

You call me a rapist again, and I'll turn this thread into Flamer Discussion Thread version 2.0! :mad:

Why must you hurt me so? :(

:wolverine

[Abaddon]

You call me a rapist again, and I'll turn this thread into Flamer Discussion Thread version 2.0! :mad:

Why must you hurt me so? :(

:wolverine

You always hurt the ones you loathe...I mean love.:o

[Abaddon]

Logan’s Safe Haven
In a large hall,Fray lay unconcious on an antique couch as Logan tended to her wounds.Gently he pinned the gauze around her waist.Smirking a bit,he dipped a towel in warm water and placed in on her forehead.Awakening Fray looked up into his eyes,and they share the moment in deep silence.Unsure of what to say Logan welcomed her with a thoughtful smile.Fray kindly replied with a punch to the face

Fray: Where the hell am I?!!
Logan: My place.
Fray: Did you not get the message?I tol I didn’t want to come here. *sits up*
Logan: You were ill,and you fainted.
Fray: *looks down* What did you do to me?
Logan: You ribs are fractured.I wrapped them up so they could heal better.
Fray: You touched me while I was unconscious?
Logan: It’s really not as bad as youre making it sound.
Fray: *stands* You just don’t get it ,do you?
Logan: It’s not like I was peeking inside your bag of goodies.
Fray: How do I know that for sure?
Logan: I’m not that type of guy.
Fray: Right.Youre the type of guy who goes psycho and attacks people.
Logan: Oh good,through that in my face again
Fray: I am out of here.

Fray storms out of the room and opens a wooden door on the side

Logan: that’s a closet,exits around the corner,third door to your right.

Fray: Whatever!:mad: *walks around the corner*

[bored]

Why so shocked?:confused:

to the goatse entry.

[Holly Goodhead]

Less everyone else, more me. :up:

[Abaddon]

Cut back to club
Everyone dances enjoying Caretakers rendition of :Jessies Girl”

Toven: *swoons* That’s my guy
Matt: Hey,he‘s not in a costume.
Toven: You aren’t either.:confused:
Matt: Yes,I’m the I Kid You Not Guy,damnit!:mad:
Toven: Youre not allowed to speak to me anymore.:down

Discontented,Matt walks back over to the others

Matt: This place blows,too bad Frays not here.
Daisy: You and Twy should go dance.
Matt: I’m not a big fan of dancing.
Twylight: It’ll be fine.
Matt: Well--

SpiderKurt abrutly cuts in and grabs Twy by the hand

SpiderKurt: Hey,Twy,wanna danee?
Twylight: Sure.Bye Matt.
Matt: Bye.:(
Daisy: You missed your chance.
Matt: I wasn’t planning on doing it anyway.
Daisy: Sure.;)

[Abaddon]

Matt looks off into a crowd and see’s a beautiful young asian girl wearing bunny ears.She laughs lightly at the small crowd of boys surrounding her.

Daisy: Ah,I see you have someone else in mind.
Matt: Whose that?
Daisy: She’s the new teachers aide.Used to go school here.I think her name is Aunt Petunia.
Matt: She’s hot.
Daisy: I’m sure anyone with a Y chromosome would agree with you.
Matt: I’ll be back..

Matt walks over to gawk at Aunt Petunia.

Matt: uh,hi there.
Aunt Petunia: If youre here to tell me I’m beautiful,you’ll have to take a number.;)
Matt: Oh,I’m not.Not that you aren’t beautiful,because you really are
Aunt Petunia: Well,now that that’s out of the way,why are you here?
Matt: I heard you were new here,so I just came over to say welcome.My name’s Matt.and if you ever need any help or anything I’m your man.
Aunt Petunia: *crosses her legs* Really?
Matt: I kid you not!:D
Aunt Petunia: Well,there is something you could do for me right now.
Matt: *excitedly* And what might that be?
Aunt Petunia: I need you to hold my drink,I have to use the bathroom.
Matt: *crestfallen* Oh…sure.
Aunt Petunia: *hands him the drink* Thanks,Mark.I appreciate. *walks away*
Matt: It’s Matt.:(

Back on the streets,Fray walks hurriedly before stopping at a corner as Logan catches up.

Fray: Great,now youre stalking me.
Logan: You forgot your jacket.I figured you’d be cold. *hands her the leather jacket*
Fray: I knew I was forgetting something. *puts it on* You can leave now.*continues walking*
Logan: *follows* It really bothers you doesn’t it?
Fray: What?
Logan: Me being nice,taking care of you.
Fray: Is that what you call it?
Logan: You can’t handle it.
Fray: What are you talking about?
Logan: You seem more upset by me being considerate,then by me insulting you.
Fray: Why are you still here,again?
Logan: I think it scares you.
Fray: I think youre insane.
Logan: You can‘t even look me in the eye,can you?

Fray stops and turns to face him.

Fray: What do you want me to say?
Logan: Whatever you feel..
Fray: Okay.I feel that we don’t need to work together.You and I are not partners,and I’m sick of having to work the same territory with you.
Logan: well,we do seem to be testing the Gause principle,but I was kind of expecting the Darwin theory to kick in.
Fray: The way I see it,we’re either going to kill each other or….
Logan: Or,what?
Fray: Just forget it.I have a job to do.
Logan: How about you try completing a sentence.

Fray turns a corner and bumps into a man covered in blood

DrVenkman: *cackling* Lunar pages!I should’ve seen it sooner.

Fray looks down and see’s that the blood is not his own.She follows the trail and finds Jolie Mendez sluched against a wall with blood pouring from her head.

Fray: Oh…my…god.:eek:

[Abaddon]

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?p=6608540#post6608540

[Venom Drool]

im still not in your fic you fat bastard

[Abaddon]

Yes you were,stupid whore.:rolleyes:


Take it to discussion thread.

[Abaddon]

Logan: What’s happened here?
Fray: *kneels down and checks her pulse* She’s dead.Couldn’t have ben too long ago.*she turns the dead womans head* someone tore of her ear.

Logan turns to Venkman with a snarl.Fray looks up and catches a glimpse of someone peeking outside an alley.She looks down the street and see‘s a series of bloody foot prints leading to the alley.

Logan: Picking on innocent women?Big mistake,bub.*SNIKT*
DrVenkman: She tried to get it out of her,I only helped.Is it the worlds fault for now giving relief money?I think Amazon has nice books.Maybe a wallet.Yes,that will do.
Logan: Now youre just talking gibberish,so I suggest you start making sense fast,cause my patience is running on empty.:wolverine
DrVenkman: *closes his eyes*I watch TNT,you don’t have to tell me.
Fray: Logan wait.
Logan: And let this troll get away?Aint gonna happen.
Fray: He’s not a troll,and I don’t think he did it.
Logan: What are you deficient?He just killed that girl.There’s blood all over him and its still warm.
Fray: Just wait,alright?

Fray stands and walks down toward the alley.Logan grabs Venkman by the collar and reluctantly follows.As Fray arrives in the alley she hears giggling.She peers behind a bag of trash and finds a twelve-year old boy covered in blood.In his mouth he holds a human ear,and behind him are several mutilated bodies.Fray stands silent for a moment,visibly shaken.

Fray: Its worse that I thought.
Logan: *shoves Venkman to the side* It always is.
DrVenkman: *cackling* Wait'll you see the second act.electronic goods for all.
Spider-Bat: *crazed* Freewebs.jumping kangaroos,its all the same.All the same.*chews on ear*
Fray: He’s sick.They both are.Something’s wrong with them.
Logan: You figure that out all by yourself?
DrVenkman: Car insurance.That why youre here.You can help me.

Venkman moves to hug Logan,but Fray shoves him back.Logan then raises his hand to slash at Spider-Bat but Fray grabs it,and it comes down.

Logan: What are you doing?
Fray: Theyre infected with a virus,its been making everyone go crazy.
Logan: So what, we should let him go?Not in my world.You do the crime,you pay the time.
Fray: It’s not his fault.
Logan: Then whose fault is?Because somebodys damn well responsible for the dead girl laying in the street.
Fray: He’s just a kid.
Logan: Trolls come in all shapes and sizes,whats your point?
Fray: He’s not a troll,and you can’t treat him like one.
Logan: Why not?:wolverine
Fray: Because he’s a human being.
Logan: Human beings are capable of a lot of things.
Logan: That doesn’t give you the right to hurt him.
Logan: *sighs* See,I knew it would come to this.Youre still living in a fairy tale where good always wins,and everyone lives happily ever after.Guess what?Its not.Welcome to the real world.

Logan pushes her aside and pins Spider Bat against the wall with his foot

Spider Bat: Hahahaha that tickles.:D

[Abaddon]

Logan: Not for long.

Fray punches Logan in the gut,and he crouches over.

Fray: Do you even understand a word I’m telling you?
Logan: I understand that youre being an idiot.
Fray: I’m trying to save someone life.
Logan: Well,look around Fray.Too little too late.
Fray: I wont let you kill him.
Logan: So you’d protect a murderer?There’s another flaw to add to the list.
Fray: Hypocritical much?You’ve murdered dozens of people,just because you chose to give youre brain a vacation.
Logan: I lost it.That was my fault,and I paid my dues.
Fray: Oh,sure.A few months in solitary,and suddenly youre all better?
Logan: What happened is in the past,I’m different now.
Fray: Really?Alright then lets talk about the past.What about all the other innocent people you attacked while you busy playing vigilante.
Logan: What?
Fray: You think I don’t know about?You think I wouldn’t try and find out who I was dealing with?I know youre history.It’s one that’s filled with meaningless violence.
Logan: Fray…
Fray: I wonder how long it took you to wash the blood off your hands.
Logan: This isn’t about then,this is about now.
Fray: Now youre doing the exact same thing you were doing before.
Logan: No,right now I’m stopping someone else from getting hurt by a lunatic.
Fray: It isn’t your decision to make.
Logan: Then whose is it?John Law?The Mods?You think they care?
Fray: It’s their job.
Logan: Yea.Youre right,it is their job.But how many times have you seen someone else handle a murder case?How many troll-related murders,or spam attacks have been dealt with this week?
Fray: That’s not the point.
Logan:Then what is the point?We’re here because we made our choice to make the streets safer.To protect people from the delinquents,the degenerates,and all the other bastards that
Fray: This is different.
Logan: It’s always different!!You can keep making up the rules all you want,but sooner or later youre going to have to draw the line.
Fray: I am drawing the line.
Logan: For the wrong reasons.You think everythings gonna be fine and dandy by the end of the day?You’ll solve all the worlds problems and go back to being a normal girl.Face it,Fray.Youre not a school girl.Youre a Flamer.
Fray: What makes you think you know anything about me?
Logan: I’ve seen you.I’ve watched you play up the normal girl act till my eyes bled.And I’ve watched you fight.You enjoy it.It’s in your blood.Youre like an animal in a battle.You take pleasure in it.
Fray: that’s your problem.You think I’m like you.I don’t rush into fights without considering my options,and I don’t let innocent people die.You don’t know me.
Logan: I know you need to drop the act and start thinking like a warrior.Get those,happy,fuzzy thoughts out of your head and start thinking in terms of reality.

Logan grabs the boy and lifts him in the air

Logan: Are you gonna let him live or let him die?
Fray: I’m gonna stop you from doing something we’ll both regret.
Logan: *scoffs* Regret? *tosses Spider Bat into a garbage disposal* Regret comes after the day is done,and even when it does you still know in your heart that you made a decision you knew was right.You can’t live each day not expecting to make tough decisions.And you can’t hesistate to make them.
Fray: It’s not that cut and dried.
Logan: Then what is?Do you expect some Mod to conveniently show up and fix everything? You get down on me for being brash,but in the end that’s how things get done.IT‘s how lives get saved,and if some people have to suffer to make that happen,then that’s a price I‘m willing to pay every time. Indecisiveness will lead to more death,and more bloodshed.You chose to be a hero,you know this.
Fray: I didn’t choose.
Logan: But you accepted.You took on the responsibility and you made it yours.This is your power to use,you can’t quibble about when to use it.We are gifted.I use my gifts to make sure the worlds a little better.
Fray: that’s where we’re different.If I have to choose between whats right and whats best,I will make the heavens move,so long as I’m confident what I’m doing is right.
Logan: There are no absolutes.You know the world works in grays.
Fray: I do.
Logan: Come on,now.Youre a big girl,you should know how handle things better than that. *paces a bit* You think I’m different because I’m willing to take more risks,but you stand around like someone’s just gonna spoon-feed you the answer.
Fray: Youre different because you do make up the rules as you go along,like youre some bigshot renegade.
Logan: Every night you go out and fight the good fight.And I do the same.I make the hard choices,I take the dangerous risk,because its in my power to do so.I can pray for answers till the cows come home,but in that one moment,there‘s only me.No holy guidebook.No all-knowing council.It’s just me.I am the law. *takes a step closer* We are the law.
Fray: …….
Logan: So what do you plan on doing now?No one else is going to make the decision for you?

Sirens are heard wailing in the background as several squad cars approach.

Logan: Come on.

Logan hops on top of a disposal unit and climbs his way up a fire escape.Fray looks to stay and wait,as the a squad car stops across the street.Changing her mind she quickly runs up the fire escape behind Logan

[Venom Drool]

you suck..

it was a btw.. Venom Spits was blah blah..

and that was it
i hate you

[Kipobe]

Have I done anything interesting recently?

[bored]

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?p=6608540#post6608540

[Abaddon]

Fray: That didn’t feel very heroic.
Logan: Lucky you didn’t have to make the choice this time.
Fray: Do you even care?
Logan: As much as necessary.
Fray: “as much as necessary”,do you even hear yourself?
Logan: Look,our minds are clearly set on different ways of thinking.
Fray: that’s an understatement.
Logan: Sorry if I was hard on you back there.Things are complicated,and your mind‘s not ready to grasp such things..You’ll learn eventually.
Fray: Does that even qualify as an apology?
Logan: In some cultures.:wolverine

Fray looks over the ledge down at the various policemen and EMT’s.

Fray: It’s funny.I can look around and see all this suffering,and know its my responsibility.This world just wasn’t made for me,but I was made for it.
Logan: And that bothers you?
Fray: it’s too much.
Logan: It’s a large burden,but people like us were built for carrying it.
Fray: It’s more than carrying it.It consumes every waking moment.It’s almost alive…its our lives.
Logan: Like the blob.L
Fray: Or Star Jones.
Logan: Well that’s the life we’re meant to live.
Fray: And we have no choice but to live it.
Logan: We live as we dream
Fray: Erotically?
Logan: Alone.
Fray: Don‘t go all emo on me. *turns and looks about the city* There’s still a lot work to do.
Logan: The night is young.
Fray: *sighs* And miles to go before I sleep.You wouldn’t happen to know anything about pop-up virus’s would you?
Logan: No,but I can go check my library.
Fray: I don’t have time for that.
Logan: Well where did this virus start?
Fray: The high school.But I was there a little earlier,and nothing was up.Maybe its some kind of mutant asbestos.
Logan: So not everyone is sick then?
Fray: No Though when I was at the hospital it seemed to be spreading.It seems pretty contagious.
Logan: Why were you at the hospital?
Fray: To check on the first victim,a teacher.He had symptoms of an unknown strain of adware virus.I’m thinking unknown is just code for supernatural.
Logan: Are you sure he’s the first victim?
Fray: Yeah,pretty damn.
Logan: Well maybe its not the school that’s the source.
Fray: What do you mean?
Logan: People are getting sick,in and outside the school and there’s been no sign of a cause.
Fray: Where are you going with this?
Logan: I’ve read about cases like this,usually the source is a carrier,who while helping spread the virus,is completely unaffected by it.
Fray: So youre saying the source may not be something in the school,but--
Logan: someone inside it.
Fray: Oh God. *runs*
Logan: So,all you gotta do is find that….*realizes Fray isn’t there* person.:confused:

Fray jumps onto the adjacent roof,quickly dashing down the fire escape.Logan follows,as Fray leads them both toward the Night Club.

[Abaddon]

Meanwhile inside.Peacekeeper watches Caretaker on stage with a grimace

Twilight: Amazing, isn’t he?
Peacekeeper: Are you kidding?this guy sucks.:spidey:
Twylight: :PK! It’s not nice to joke around like that.People might think youre serious.eek:
Peacekeeper: Are you guys tone-deaf?He’s playing that guitar like it’s a banjo.He’s not even holding it right.:down
Matt: Hey,shut up you!Caretaker’s great.You’re just jealous because you dropped out of school and became a nobody,while he stayed and became an icon.:mad:
Peacekeeper: Icon?I’ve never even heard of this guy before today.From the looks of it,he’s a real loser.

Peacekeeper is sucker-punched by Toven and collapses

Toven: Youre done talking.:up:

[Holly Goodhead]

haha

[Abaddon]

Daisy scurries over

Daisy: Whats going on here?
Toven: He knocked himself out,somehow.
Daisy: *narrows eyes* somehow?
Toven: Yeah,it was a freak accident or something.
Daisy: How stupid do you think I am?
Toven: Not stupid enough,apparently.
Daisy: Toven,you were already on probation 3 times this year.Are you looking for a fourth?
Toven: once you’ve been banned,and allowed back, probations just don’t mean much.
Daisy: We’ll just have to see how much they really mean,now wont we.:mad:
Toven: What are you gonna do,tell Kipobe?I got that little b**ch wrapped around my little finger.
Daisy: Hmm..I wonder if Dew’s pm box is full….
Toven: uggh,fine.remind me to never have sex with you again.:rolleyes::down *walks away*
Daisy: I didn’t realize there was a first time.:confused:

[Abaddon]

Fray and Logan step inside the crowded club

Logan: And we’re here,why exactly?
Fray: Well,creepy janitor aside,the school is empty.Everyone who wouldn’t be there would be here.
Logan: Including our mystery carrier.
Fray: What better place to infect a large group all at once.Now all we gotta do is find carrier-boy.How’d you figure that out,anyway?
Logan: a priori
Fray: You’ll have to run that by me again.
Matt: FRAY!!!! *waves and hops up and down*
Logan: I may be mistaken,but I think he knows you.
Fray: Unfortunately.Come on. *walks over to Matt and the others*
Logan: *follows* This’ll be fun.:rolleyes:
Daisy: How’d things go at the school?
Fray: It was a bust.Went patrolling instead. *looks at Daisys scars and bandages* How was your day?:confused:
Daisy: Eventful.Matt and Twy say you think Caretaker’s involved.
Fray: I heard him talking to someone.Seemed kinda suspect.
Logan: eh-em.
Fray: Oh,Daisy this is Herr Logan.Herr Logan this is Daisy.
Logan: Charmed.:wolverine
Daisy: Ah,youre the one Fray and Matt have talked so much about.
Logan: Good things theyre saying I hope.
Daisy: only half of them.
Fray: Logan thinks the virus is being spread by a carrier from the school.
Twylight: We’ll keep our eyes peeled.

Fray nods and catches a glimpse of a figure staring down at her from a balcony

Fray: Um,wait here Logan.I’ll be right back. *wanders off*
Logan: Oh right,leave me to mingle with the plebeians. :wolverine
Twilight: Standing right here!:mad:
Logan: I didn’t mean you guys specifically.*mutters* Though there’s still time to prove me wrong.

seeing the shadowy figure move across the balcony,Fray makes her way up the steps and strolls toward the spectral man.

[Abaddon]

Fray: Never took you for a party guy.
Spawn: You don’t seem peppy yourself.
Fray: This is not my kind of shindig.Still,its odd seeing you out of your hiding place.
Spawn: It’s not safe there.
Fray: It’s not safe here either.
Spawn: Hence my being here.
Fray: Hmm…why didn’t just close up shop like you did before.
Spawn: I have my reasons.
Fray: I think you realize how bad things have gotten.
Spawn: Nice to know you’ve got brains in that pretty little head of yours.
Fray: So any riddles you wanna give me?
Spawn: Nope.
Fray: What?No toolbook?No secret message?No ”Beware the ides of March”?
Spawn: No,no,and no.
Fray: So why are you here,if you can‘t help?
Spawn: I can always help.I just want to want to watch you save the day.
Fray: Is there something youre not telling me?
Spawn: Do I really have to answer that?
Fray: What are you good for,besides playing coy?
Spawn: I’m always good for suggestions.
Fray: There’s a virus spreading all over town,people are going insane if not,dying.The source is somewhere in here,and I don’t know who or what it is.What do you suggest I do about it?
Spawn: You could always gather the infected ones here,and burn the place to the ground.
Fray: ……
Spawn: Or you could leave them together,and wait for them to destroy each other.I’m leaning towards the latter.
Fray: you’re serious aren’t you?God,what is with men these days.
Spawn: There are no easy solutions.Even heroes have to make tough decisions.
Fray: This doesn’t have to be one of them.
Spawn: Thinking like that will lead to failure.More deaths, more suffering,more problems for you and everyone you hold dear.Besides it’ll give you a chance to ditch this party while your dignity’s still intact.
Fray: What?
Spawn: You clearly don’t want to be here.
Fray: Are you made of human parts?People are going to die.
Spawn: Then its up to you to stop that from happening.
Fray: You know what,drop the cryptic.You want to help me,then youre going to have to give me answers,not clues.
Spawn: Where’s the fun in that?
Fray: Do you even have a name?
Spawn: Most know me as TheSpawn.
Fray: Most?I didn’t realize you had a social life.
Spawn: Clocks ticking.I suggest you keep your eyes on the prize.

Spawn leans over the edge and watches Caretaker finish up his set.Fray glances down and notices Max Shrek watching from beside the stage.As Caretaker glares over at him and Toven suddenly jumps on stage and starts making out with him.Fray turns to Spawn only to see that he isn’t there.

Fray: That Batman act is so 90s.:rolleyes:

[Abaddon]

Fray makes her across the balcony and sees a platinum blond man in a black trench coat having anal sex with a young blonde as she looks down over the balcony

Fray: eeech.:down

She then hurries down the steps and moves to her friends

Logan: Just in time,doughboy over there was beating a cat to death.Good thing Banana Chiquita took a bullet and smooched him.
Matt: eh?:confused:
Twylight: I know Tovens Banana Chiquita but whose the doughboy?
Logan: The guy on stage.The talent less one that’s playing since we got here.
Fray: Caretaker.
Matt: He’s not dressed as the Pillsbury Doughboy.
Logan: Coulda fooled me.
Fray: Why do you say that?
Logan: Well,look at him.I mean,I’m not quick to judge,but the kids a blimp.And its not like he‘s making up for it in talent.I mean how do you **** up Journey and sleep at night?:wolverine
Twylight: What are you talking about,he plays great.
Matt: Careful,Herr.Last guy that said that got a sore jaw,courtesy of Toven.
Fray: Last guy that said what?
Twylight: Peacekeeper said the same thing about Caretaker.
Fray: Where is he?
Peacekeeper: He said he was going to his car,to cleanse his ears of the badness.
Fray: Why would he say something like that?
Twylight: A moment of insanity.
Logan: I’m plenty sane thank you very much.It’s you people who are crazy.
Fray: Logan,look at the stage.
Logan: What?
Fray: Just look.

Logan turns and looks on the stage and sees Caretaker being dry-humped by Toven.

Logan: I see a short,chubby,kid being molested by what looks like a drunk chick wearing fruit.
Twylight: Are you high?:confused:
Daisy: Are you sure you aren’t going insane?
Logan: Well what do you see?
Twylight: I see a tall,handsome,hunk of a man being harassed.
Daisy: That doesn’t make much sense.
Fray: It’s about to.

Fray marches toward the stage in hopes of getting answers but finds it empty as she arrives.

Fray: Where’d he go?
Tukiluka: Tovy-poo took him to the champagne room.

Frustrated ,she turns and spots Max Shrek sitting in a corner.At once,she walks over to him and pulls him up by the collar

Fray: You and I,are going to talk now.

[Abaddon]

Cut to side entryway
Fray,Logan,and the others stare down at Max,as blood drips from his nose

Fray: Don’t make me ask you again.Or better yet,I can have Logan here ask for me.You’d like that wouldn’t you Logan?
Logan: *cracks his knuckles* I’d love to.
Max Shrek: Alright..alright.I’ll tell you.
Fray: So what was it?What were you talking to Caretaker about?
Max Shrek: Weeks ago he came to me asking for help.I’d stolen some programs,and codes and he was interested in buying one for me.
Twylight: Buying what?
Max Shrek: He asked for an image program.Something powerful enough to change the way people saw him.
Matt: Why would he need that?He’s already a handsome teen superstar,with charisma and an incredibly hot body.:confused:

The others turn to stare at Matt for a moment

Matt: I’m secure enough to admit that.
Max Shrek: Youre being affected by the program.
Fray: What does it have to do with the virus?Are you helping him spread it?
Max Shrek: The virus was a glitch.He wanted to perform the task himself,and when he had the program installed it came through with a immeasurable amount of adware.The adware came as one single virus,and soon everyone that came in contact with his new form was infected.
Fray: Not just people he’d come in contact with.People who have come in contact with the victims have been infected too.
Max Shrek: *shrugs* I warned him,there was a price,but he was convinced that he needed to do it.He wanted to be somebody.To be respected.It was pathetic.He was pathetic.
Twylight: *b**chslaps him* LIES!!http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v34/Drakon/SHH/Old%20Smileys/mad.gif
Daisy: :eek:
Logan: :eek:
Fray: Twy!:eek:
Twylight: He’s lying.Caretaker was never pathetic.It’s some kind of trick.:mad:
Fray: I think you need to calm down,Twy.
Twylight: Don’t tell me you believe him.
Matt: *rubs cheek* uh,I’m a little skeptical myself,but this kind of makes sense in a weird way.
Daisy: So we’ve all been affected?
Logan: I haven’t.
Fray: And neither has Peacekeeper.
Max Shrek: He performed the installation within the school,so it only affects those who have been inside the school.But the virus itself can spread to anyone.
Twylight: If that’s true,then aren’t some of us infected already.Matt and I were with him earlier in the day and we’re not going bonkers.
Max Shrek: Insanity is only a symptom.One can be infected for some time before signs start showing.It can happen as quickly as a few seconds,or as late as a few hours.It all depends on the person.Eventually the virus shut down the system and cause a sort of rigor mortis,whilst still being alive.
Daisy: You seem to know a lot about this virus.Why can’t youstop it?
Max Shrek: The virus is replicating itself at a astounding rate.The only way to stop it now would be to draw it back its source.
Matt: Maybe that’s what you want.
Daisy: Or maybe you just don’t want to stop it.
Fray: What he wants is not an issue now.Keep him here.Caretaker and I are going to have a little chat. *walks back in*
Logan: I’m comin’ with :wolverine
Matt: Me too!

[Abaddon]

A few short minutes later they storm in to the backroom and find a shirtless Caretaker sprawled on a table,making out with Toven who’s straddled on top of him

Toven: Do you mind?
Fray: Yes,I do.:confused:
Toven: Get out of here,b**ch.This isn’t sex ed.
Logan: This isn’t the Spice Channel either,now get off the boy.
Toven: Who the hell are you?
Logan: Right now I’m thanking God I’m your daddy.
Matt: Get out of here,Toven.I’m sure there’s a teacher somewhere in need of hand job.
Toven: You can’t talk to me like that.I have breasts.
Matt: Is that what you call them?
Toven: Uggh,whatever. *dismounts* Lets go find somewhere else to mess around.
Fray: You can,but he’s staying.

Fray helps Toven out the door,and slams it shut.

Logan: *looks at Caretaker with disgust* You can put your shirt back on guy.
Fray: He can leave it on.
Logan: Easy for you to say,youre not gseeing my view.All I’m getting is pasty white flab.:wolverine
Fray: Alright,fine.Put it on.

Caretaker sits up and puts on his shirt

Caretaker: This is a really bad time for autographs guys.
Matt: Sorry,when should we come back?:O
Fray: That’s why not we’re here.
Matt: Oh,right.
Caretaker: What’s the problem then?
Fray: You are.
Caretaker: Huh?
Logan: We know about the trick youre pulling on everyone.
Fray: Max Shrek told us everything.Youre busted.

Caretaker frowns and looks away

Caretaker: I didn’t want it to be this way.
Fray: Then why did you do it?
Caretaker: I was tired of being a nobody.
Fray: Well,now youre a somebody.Somebody spreading a deadly virus that could kill everyone in Community.
Caretaker: I thought it’d go away eventually.Guess I was wrong.
Fray: You were,and now youre going to undo what you did.
Caretaker: You mean reinstall the program?
Fray: I mean uninstall.You’ve done nice for yourself with the popular act.Play times over.
Caretaker: Okay.
Fray: Matt go get Twy and Daisy.
Matt: What about hacker-guy?
Fray: You can stay and watch him.
Matt: :).....:(
Fray: Go!


Matt grudgingly goes

[Abaddon]

Fray: You know how to fix this?
Caretaker: Not exactly.
Fray: Then we’re going to have to find a way.
Caretaker: Why?!
Fray: I’ll pretend you didn’t ask that.
Caretaker: I’m not going back.I don’t want to be a nobody again.
Fray: I can make you a nobody right now,if you don‘t get off your deluded ass.:mad:
Caretaker: You don’t get it.I’m popular.Finally I’m popular.People want to talk to me,want to hang out with me.Heck,they’d pay to just stand near me.You don’t know how good that makes me feel.
Fray: So you don’t care that people are suffering because of some trick that makes other people think youre special?http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v34/Drakon/SHH/Old%20Smileys/rolleyes.gif
Caretaker: It’s not that simple.
Fray: Yes,it is that simple.You made a decision that is costing people their lives.
Caretaker: I’m sorry.I’ll try to make things right…..my way.

Caretaker stands and throws a chair a her.Logan moves to attack him,but is incapacitated by a blow to the sternum.Caretaker rushes out into the crowd and makes gestures towards the room.Seconds later a group of students march towards the room with menacing looks in their eyes.

[Abaddon]

Fray: Son of a b**ch!
Logan: *wincing* It was only a matter of time before he went all Dorian Gray on us.
Fray: And it looks like he’s left some friends to take care of us.
Logan: Boy’s got a mean right hook.
Fray: He’s going down,and so are his running buddies.

Fray gets in a fighting stance


Fray: Ready to have some fun?
Logan: Always.

Logan holds up his hands as if to expose his claws,but instead looks like a plastic action figure.


Logan: What the--?
Fray: What are you waiting for?
Logan: I can’t do it.
Fray: Come on,don’t tell me all that macho talk was for naught.
Logan: My claws,they wont come out.
Fray: Performance problems?
Logan: This has never happened to me before.
Fray: Don’t be embarrassed., it happens to lots of guys.
Logan: I think I‘m lagging,:wolverine
Fray: Well,you sure picked a great time.
Logan: How many of them are there?
Fray: How many do you see?
Logan: somewhere in the hundreds.
Fray: We’re getting you out of here.
Logan: You think we can take ‘em all?
Fray: Won’t need to.

the students glare at them

Happenstance: Nobody messes with Caretaker and gets away with it.
Fray: Speaking of,I think he’s taking pictures with people by the bar.
Happenstance: *turns around * Really?

The students all wander towards the bar and Fray and Logan run out of the room.Daisy and Twy meet them midway in front of the stage

Daisy: Where’s Caretaker?
Fray: He bailed.
Twylight: He’s probably on a secret mission to figure out whats wrong.
Fray: We’ve got to find a way to draw the virus back into him.
Twylight: Will it kill him?:eek:
Fray: I don’t think it will.At least not while the program’s still active.
Logan: Denhams dentrifice.denhams dentrifice.
Daisy: What?
Fray: He’s not himself.I’m thinking he’s caught a whiff of the virus.
Daisy: We need to find Caretaker.
Fray: I think he’s headed toward the school.
Daisy: Lets go.

They run out towards the side exit and find Matt lying on the ground.

Fray: What the hell happened?
Matt: Max put the whammy on me.He got away.
Fray: Can’t you do anything right?
Matt: He was very sneaky.:mad:

Flashback-2 minutes ago.
Matt arrives in the side entrance where Daisy and Twy stand vigilante over Max Shrek

Matt: Fray needs me to watch Max.You two can go check back with her.
Twylight: Okay.
Daisy: Don’t take your eyes off him.

Twy and Dasiy leave

Max Shrek: *drops a shiny coin on the floor* Whoops.Can you get that for me?
Matt: Sure.

Matt bends over to pick it up and Max kicks him in the ass and runs.

Matt: Hey!:mad: *looks at coin* Oooh shiny.J

End Flashback


Daisy: We can take my Sedan.
Twylight: What about Logan?
Fray: He’ll have to come with us.We can’t risk letting him hurt anybody out here.He can ride with Matt in the back.
Matt: What?!:eek:


Minutes later Daisy speeds down the highway toward the school,with the rest of the gang frantically flipping through books

Twylight: Wow,Daisy.You bring these books with you everywhere?
Daisy: Theyre the abridged versions.Always nice to have for reference.
Fray: While youre driving?
Daisy: I like to read during traffic.
Logan: Hot singles!!!It’s the cure!!!
Matt: Why do I have to sit with the crazy guy?
Fray: Because youre expendable.
Matt: LL
Twylight: I think I found something.It says here that in order to cure an outbreak like this we must first purge the sufferers of the contagions.
Fray: And how do we do that?
Twylight: I don’t know,this is the abridged version.

Daisy swerves and pulls up next to the school.

Daisy: *steps out* We need to get to the library.
Twylight: Hey,I think I see Caretakers car.
Fray: I’ll go head him off,you guys try to find a way to purge this thing.

Fray steps out and runs inside the school.Turning the corner she knocks into the school janitor

Corinthian: It’s ju!
Fray: *stands and dusts herself off* No, I’m Catholic.:confused:
Corinthian: Damn kids running around the hallway!!Don’t you have better places to be?
Fray: Kids?As in more than one?
Corinthian: I see someone’s been keeping up with her studies.:rolleyes:
Fray: Where is he,the other person?
Corinthian: He went inside the lab.I don’t know why.The best place to look at porn is in the principals office.
Fray: Thanks…I think.*rushes off*

[Abaddon]

Meanwhile on the other side of the school
Daisy,and Matt drag Logan by the legs towards the library.Twy arrives first and holds the door for the others as Logan continues to babble incohently

Daisy: Uggh. Someone needs to try the South Beach diet.
Matt: Couldn’t we just drag him by the arms?
Daisy: Do you wanna risk getting your arm clawed off?
Matt: Point taken.

They drag Logan into the cage-like book return depository and exit,locking the door shut

Matt: Think that’ll hold him?
Daisy: At least until we can figure out a way to purge this thing.
Logan: Free smileys.that’s a bargainJ *cackles*
Daisy: Matt go check my reference books in the backroom,and Twy search through the catalogs.
Twylight: Okay.


Cut to lab room.Caretaker knocks over some test tubes,and frantically looks through the drawers.

Fray: *enters* Well,looky here.If isn’t Hype’s very own Lothario.Must be nice manipulating people’s minds like you did.
Caretaker: I told you,it wasn’t like that. *stuffs an electronic device in his pocket*
Fray: Wasn’t it?Did you even care that you everything anyone in this school thinks about you now is lie.
Caretaker: They wouldn’t have liked me otherwise.
Fray: You should’ve let them decide for themselves.
Caretaker: I did.They hated me.They all did.And the ones that didn’t just ignored me.Made me feel worthless.
Fray: Well boo-frickin-hoo for you.This is high school,what did you expect?Not everyones gonna like you,or even care that you exist.You deal,and get over it.There’s no need for you to become the leader of your own pity party.
Caretaker: Figures you wouldn’t understand.
Fray: I don’t need to.


Fray grabs him by the ear and pulls him out into the hallway

Fray: Did you think you were going to get away with this?
Caretaker: I was going to fix this.
Fray: No more games.It’s time to face reality.

Fray nearly trips,and looks down to find she’s stumbled on the body of Dog Lips.He seemed to have stiffened completely,and was turned an ashen gray.

Caretaker: Who would leave a statue on the floor?
Fray: It’s not a statue, jackass.it’s a teacher.This looks like the final stage of your little superflu.Satisfied?


Caretaker turns and runs away

Fray: *sighs* Here we go again… *chases after him*

Cut back to library
Logan begins spitting and scratching his bum with his claws

Matt: That looks pretty dangerous.Shouldn’t we sedate him or something?Do you have any drugs Daisy?
Daisy: Are you calling me a pill popper?!!:mad:
Matt: No.I’m just saying we should knock him out before he claws his own ass off.:confused:
Twylight: He’s of the wolverine variety.He’ll probably heal right up.
Matt: Well,pretty soon he might be of the red-ass baboon variety.

[Abaddon]

Daisy: Got it.
Mattt: Finally……….whatd you get?:confused:
Daisy: It was in one of the old encyclopedia’s. Makes me glad I started ordering those.But I know how we can fix this.
Twylight: What do we do?
Daisy: The act of purging the virus involves drawing it out of the host bodies,and into the air.Once airborne it will instinctively gather itself and find the original carrier.
Twylight: Then what?
Daisy: well,it will be drawn back into his body and he can then be contained so that the virus doesn’t spread anymore.
Matt: Well,what about the smoke-and-mirrors?Is he still going to look like a handsome devil?
Daisy: As long as the programs still running yes.But the memories and image distortion will still only affect those who’ve been in the school.
Twylight: Well,maybe he can fix it.Fray did mention him saying something about reinstalling it.
Daisy: Too risky.He’d be more vulnerable than all of us if the program is inactive.
Matt: So how do we do all this?
Daisy: First we have to send out a pulse wave at a specific frequency to scramble the virus’ code.Then we’ll set up a purging agent in the school, in our case the ad-ad aware program since that’s all we have available.Once the purging agent is in the effect,we send out a wave at a higher frequency which should do enough damage so that the virus will detach itself from the host bodies and go airborne.
Matt: Well,where are we going to keep Caretaker?
Daisy: Basement I guess.At least until a Hazmat team can come in and contain him.
Matt: Sounds like a plan.
Twylight: We’ll need to find him first.

Fray comes through the doors dragging Caretaker behind her.

Matt: Speak of the handsome devil.
Twylight: Oh my God,what did you do to him?
Fray: He tried to get away so I had to rough him up.
Twylight: Brutal.
Fray: I’m sure he looks more injured in his average joe form.So whats the plan?

[Abaddon]

Moments later the archie gang,and Caretaker,are seen marching up a flight of steps

Twylight: Are you sure the roofs a good place to do this?
Daisy: We need a position to send out the pulse wave.We can save some time by using the satellite on the roof.

The reach the the top landing and Daisy opens the door with a pair of her special privilege keys.She felt a kind of pride knowing she was the first school official to use it in a way that didn’t involve engaging sexual activity on the roof.They stepped through and immediately moved towards the satellite.Caretaker wandered about the roof,enjoying the crisp night air,as the others set up the electrical equipment..Twy spotted him stopping near the ledge and walked over


Twylight: I hope your not thinking of jumping.
Caretaker: Oh,I’m not.I’m just thinking..
Twylight: What about?
Caretaker: Everything.This whole day has been great.I finally feel like I’m alive.Like I’m a true person.
Twylight: Except your not.Not really.
Caretaker: Doesn’t feel that way.
Twylight: And a part of me doesn’t want to believe it.
Caretaker: I’m sorry for everything,but this meant a lot to me.Before people only noticed me if I farted,or smelled bad,or got my penis stuck in the water fountain.
Twylight: :confused:……
Caretaker: Long story.
Twylight: Not asking.
Caretaker: My point is I was a nobody.And now people worship me.Everyone who ignored me,or picked on me is ready and willing to weigh on me hand and foot.You have no idea how empowering that is. But I guess there are more important things
Twylight: That’s an understatement.
Caretaker: It’d be nice to just forget all about this,and go back to being popular.
Twylight: You know we can’t do that.Too many lives at stake.I just don’t understand why you’d even do this.
Caretaker: Because of you.
Twylight: What?
Caretaker: Your memories are probably all clogged up,but you inspired me.You told me to put myself out there.To just be a little more confident,and show everyone the great guy I could be.Well, I did..
Twylight: Not like this.This isn’t you.This is a lie.
Caretaker: I was the only way I could be everything you said.
Twylight: No,it wasn’t.You could’ve been yourself.
Caretaker: Oh,please.I doubt even you believe that.Tell me you’ve never wanted to change the way people think of you?Do you think I could do that by being the same loser everyone saw in me?You and I both know that Disney crap doesn’t work.I had to change people’s minds….I had to change me.IT was the only way they’d accept me.
Twylight: Accept who?This isn’t you.You just whipped up some false image of yourself so that people can like you.But how real do you think it is?No one really likes you.Not the real you.
Caretaker: This is who I want to be.
Twylight: But its not who you are.And that makes you a bigger nobody than anybody ever thought you were.


Fray scampers up to them

Fray: Sorry to interrupt the WB moment kids,but we’re good to go.

Minutes later they gather around the satellite,which is now attached to various electronic equipment,and what appears to be some sort of amplifier.Pressing a button,Daisy activates the devices,and an unseen wave is sent traveling throughout the region.


Fray: Think its working?
Daisy: We can’t know for sure.

Meanwhile down in the library the deranged Logan tears through his prison and shuffles out into the hallway

Logan: SEX!SEX!SEX!SEX!!!!!!!!



Back on the rooftop

Fray: Do it.
Twy nods in agreement and places her hands on a flat panel.Channeling the energy she activates the ad-aware program.Matt turns a knob and adjust the satellite,and a green wave spreads out over the school.The program begins installing,and Daisy again presses the button, emitting a high frequency pulse wave.


Shh Hospital
Gunblade,Elmo,and Kmack are seen shaking violently as the virus emerges from their bodies and joins the together.Like a swarm it raises into the air and out of the building.

On the other side of the hospital Doc Ock lets out a howl from his containment area as his ody is freed from the infection.Triumphantly he breaks out his shackles,and with his tentacles shatters the glass.


In the high school Logan collapses and the virus raises out of his body and into the air.


Twylight: I think its working.
Daisy: We have to get him to the basement!
Fray: Right.

Matt and Daisy take Caretaker by the arm and lead him back into the staircase.Acting quickly,Caretaker punches Matt and shoves him into Daisy.He then runs back and slams the door shut.

Twylight:What are you doing?!
Caretaker: I’m fixing it!!

Caretaker takes out the electronic device and grabs one of the modules from the contraption.He runs out toward the edge,and begins setting up the equipment he used to enact the imaging program.Fray runs towards him with a look of fury.

Fray: What the hell do you think your doing?!
Caretaker: I’m going to reinstall.
Fray: Youre going to kill us all!


He connects the ipod looking device and places several nodes on his arm and head.Fray tackles him to his floor,but he manages to wrestle her off and throws dirt in her eyes.Seeing her immobilized,he then turns the device on and the process of uninstalling begins.Twylight stands and runs over to him.

Twylight: Stop this!
Caretaker: I can make it right.
Twylight: No,you can’t fix it now.It’s too late.

She points to the sky where the swarm of pop-up ads are seen flying towards them

Twylight: Youre going to get yourself hurt.
Caretaker: I’ll take the risk.

Slowly his image becomes distorted,and begins breaking down to reveal his true form: a short,pudgy,dirty-looking kid.Twy looks on in shock.


Caretaker: It’s almost done.

Twy looks on desperately,turning to see a disorientated Fray getting up just as the virus races towards Caretaker.Twy clenches her fist channeling the energy around and raises her hand.

Twylight: *eyes glow* POPUS BLOCKUS!!!!!!!

Immediately a golden energy shield is erected behind Fray,deflecting the virus away and straight towards the ill-prepared Caretaker.As all the various ads begin filling his pudgy form,he’s thrown into a fit of spasms.

Caretaker: NO!I had time!!I had time!!!
Twylight: Reinstall it!!!!
Caretaker: I can’t.I can’t see.It’s too much.



Caretaker: Stay back!Its too dangerous.
Twylight: It’s going to kill you.
Caretaker: It’s alright.I lived my day as a lion.I just wish….

[I]Exhausted Caretaker breaths a final sigh and is instantly thrown into the final stage of the virus.His body starts to stiffen,and his face grows pale.He reaches out to others only to be stuck in an awkward position.Fray and Twy look on in horror at the living statue.After a minute of processing the event theyre thoughts are interrupted by Matt and Daisy who storm in.

[Abaddon]

Matt: What happened ?
Twylight: He’s gone…
Fray: Got stuck in the one place he didn’t want to be in, his own skin.
Matt: Poor bastard.
Daisy: Guess that means this is all over.
Matt: Yeah,the bad guy’s now a pigeon toilet.
Fray: There were no bad guys this time.Just bad choices.
Twylight: is he alive?
Daisy: I doubt it.I think he took the virus with him.
Twylight: *steps toward the statue* Guess it could be worse.


Suddenly a bird swoops down and poops on the face of the figure,sending him over the edge.Twy runs knowing its too late,and catches a glimpse of hurtling down until he hit’s the ground hard,breaking apart.



The following afternoon
Daisy steps out of the faculty lounge and finds LL,completely bandaged and held up by crutches.

Larrylegend: Hey.
Daisy: Howdy.What are you doing here?
Larrylegend: Ah,the doctors let me out early.I’m supposed to be in bed resting but I thought I’d stop by and see you.
Daisy: That’s thoughtful,but you should really be resting up.
Larrylegend: I will.After I take you out to lunch.;)
Daisy: Lunch?
Larrylegend: yeah,I thought we’d have another day of excitement to fill out the week.I might be injured,but I’m sure we can wrestle up a good time.Don’t say the last time wasn’t fun.
Daisy: Um..it was.But I’ve already made plans for today.
Larrylegend: Plans?

With a loud flush,Slag steps out of the mens bathroom.

TheSlag: Dayum!Remind me to lay off the breakfast burritos.
Larrylegend: Slag?
TheSlag: Hey,bud.I was just thinking of you.
Larrylegend: While you were on the toilet?
TheSlag: yup.
Larrylegend: What were you thinking about me,while you were using the bathroom?
TheSlag: Eh,you know.Just in general.Ready Daisy?
Daisy: Ready.
Larrylegend: Where are you guys going?
TheSlag: Downtown.The Swedish Chef’s new restaurant opened up.Should be good.
Larrylegend: Sounds great.:(
TheSlag: Youre welcome to come……another time.
Larrylegend: thanks.
TheSlag: Catch you later,padner.Lets go Dais.
Daisy: *hugs LL* Sorry things didn’t work out.
Larrylegend: Me too.
Daisy: Take care of yourself.

Daisy turns and links arms with Slag,and they walk off,while LL stares like a child whose ice cream fell off its cone.

Just outside Fray downs a path with Herr Logan

Fray: Feeling any better?
Logan: don’t rememeber all that much,but my butt feels like I was sitting in an iron maiden
Fray: Side-effect,maybe.
Logan: Maybe.
Fray: So,you plan on staying the whole day?
Logan: No,I just wanted to make sure things were alright here.
Fray: Everythings fine.Virus is taken care of,and everyone’s feeling better.And all the memories are fixed.
Logan: Hm.
Fray: You were wrong,you know?
Logan: What?
Fray: There was another way.There always is.
Logan: Someone still had to die.
Fray: Just one person.One sacrifice.
Logan: For the sake of everyone else.Glad to see youre starting to put things in perspective.
Fray: Glad for you,or glad for me?
Logan: both really.This time we were both right.
Fray: I guess.
Logan: Last night was fun.
Fray: Yeah,lets never do that again.

Fray turns and leaves a perplexed Logan standing there.


Cut back to hallways,Toven and her crew walk down the stairs as Twy stares at a flyer for the chess club.On the bottom it reads :Contact Caretaker for more info.

Toven: What the hell was with that fat statue they had moved this morning?
Triplefive: I heard someone pushed Captain Lardass off the roof.
CLW: How hell did it get up there?:confused:
Toven: Does it matter?Nobody knows who it is anyway.
Twylight: His name was Caretaker.
Toven: Who?:confused:
Twylight: *sighs* Nobody.


The bell rings and moments later the gang converges in the library.

Matt: So,Daisy’s taking a break.Why are we here?
Twylight: Because she’s paranoid and thinks people will steal her books if she’s not around.
Fray: It’ll give us some time to get a heads-up on things in boogey town.Somethings always up anyway.
Matt: So what is it?
Fray: Don’t know.But we’ll deal with whatever comes next.

Hanging from the ceiling in the library entrance,a tiny camera flashes from within the broken light fixture

Shadaloo Headquarters-Main Control Room
Elijya, sits at the control panel and pressing a button,allows Fray and the others in the library to be seen on various screens within the room

Elijya: Camera‘s fully operational boss.Now we‘ll have a heads up on everything the Flamer and her cronies are up to..
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/Bison1.gif: Sweet.

END

[Abaddon]

Into every generation a Flamer is born. She alone must stand against the spammers, the trolls, and the forces of dorkness. She is the Flamer.

On the lone streets of SHHdale,Twy and Fray stroll by a cemetery,engaging in an intense discussion of a philosophical nature

Fray: I’d do Lex Luthor.
Twylight: really?Why?
Fray: I’m not sure.I guess it’s the bad boy thing.
Twylight: Well which version?There’s pre-crisis comic Luthor, post-crisis comic Luthor, the cartoon Luthor,Gene Hackman,and Michael Rosenbaum.
Fray: You can cross Gene Hackman off that list.
Twylight: He’s cute,in an old fogey sort of way.;)
Fray: :eek:
Twylight: I’m kidding.
Fray: No youre not.
Twylight: I’d pick Michael Rosenbaum.
Fray: After Gene Hackman.
Twylight: I liked him in the French Connection.

Matt slowly pulls up in his blue jalopy of a convertible. On the side of it were the words “Hot Wheels“ written in flames.

Matt: Hey,ladies.Whatcha talking about?:cool:
Fray: PMS.
Matt:….oh.Care for a ride?
Twylight: You know we’re busy patrolling.
Matt: I’m here for backup.
Fray: More like cannon fodder.
Matt: Come,on.I’m the car guy.I help with the chases,and getaways and whatnot.
Fray: Thanks,but I don’t think we’ll be needing your services tonight.At least not in that thing.
Matt: What?This baby’s a tiger.

Matt tries to make the engine roar,but it only manages to sputter.

Fray: A castrated tiger.
Matt: Hey,you’ll be appreciative whens this baby saves our hides.

A womans screams are heard in the distance

Matt: Or someone else’s.Get in.

Fray and Twy hop in and they drive off toward the screaming.Arriving minutes later at a parking lot,they stop and look around

Twylight: I don’t see anything.
Matt: Me neither.
Fray: that’s cause we’re on the wrong side!

Fray points across the way,to an alley behind the parking lot fence where a woman is seen being held by several men standing near a van

Fray: Nice driving, jackass.

Fray gets out of the car,and runs at lightning speed.Reaching the fence,she hops on a nearby truck and somersaults over it.Landing in the alley,just a few feet from the tattooed men in bike outfits..


Fray: Hey,boys.Gay bars down the street.
Illchill: Back off,yo.
Silver Sable: Get out of here!Get help!
Fray: How about you let the lady go,and get back to your West Side Story audition.
Illchill: Shows what you know.Aunditions on Wednesday,bizznatch!
Mongo: Chill,just ice the *****.
Illchill: Fo’ shizzle!
Illchill: Dis about to be the jump off,yo’.
Fray: eh?:confused:

Illchill raises his gun at her, only to have it knocked away with a swift kick.

Illchill: What the dillio?!
Jaguarr: Come,on.It’s time!
-jag
Illchill: In a minute,yo.I wanna handle some biznaz first. *cracks his knuckles*
Fray: This should be quick.

Fray gets into a tussle with the weaponless goon.In the meantime,Jaguarr jumps into the driver seat of the van,while Mongo drags Silver Sable into the back.After a minute of severe scratching,hair pulling,and elbowing Fray gives Ill chill a hard uppercut that sends him soaring into the wall.He lands hard,and stumbles as he tries to stand.Seeing this Mongo runs over and takes him into the van.Fray moves to follow but the car quickly speeds away.She runs out into the street to see where its headed and is nearly hit by Matt’s car.

Matt: Need a ride?
Fray: unfortunately.

Fray jumps in ,and they speed off in the direction of the van.


Several blocks away a steel truck stops at a red light.Inside was a series of priceless artifacts from all over the net.The friendless driver was less enthused about the cargo,and was more interested in delivering the items as quickly as possible so that he could spend the remainder of his lonely night masturbating to his taped episode of All My Children.The light changed and he continued on his journey.Boredly he turned on the radio,and bobbed his head to the music

TheEvolutionist: All by myself….don’t wanna be…all by myself.

The driver is suddenly knocked out his daze,by the sound of his truck being struck from behind.He checks his rear-view mirror and see’s nothing.Disregarding it as his imagination,he continued on.Seconds later he felt the truck being struck from the right side.He looked over and the saw a van beside him,filled with cackling miscreants.

Rising out of the vans ceiling window,Mongo aims a high powered crossbow at the wheels,and fires sending an energy-comprised arrow straight into the front tire.The truck shakes from the impact of wheel blowing out,and begins to swerve.

Jaguarr: Pull over!
TheEvolutionist: NO!
Jaguarr: Your funeral.
-jag

Jaguarr raises his crossbow at the driver and fires launching an energy arrow straight into his side.The truck careens out of control,nearly hitting the van.Just then Matt pulls up on the right side of the van.Fray stands and jumps out onto the side of the van,holding on for dear life.

Twylight: Pull up closer,she could fall!!:eek:
Matt: There’s not enough room.

Fray manages to get a good hold and climbs onto of the van,just as it picks up speed.Nearly falling she crawls over toward the inattentive Mongo,and snatches his crossbow.

[Abaddon]

Mongo: What the--?
Fray: You won’t be needing this. *smacks him with the weapon*
Mongo: Gah!

They struggle for a few moments before Fray catches sight of Illchill crawling out onto to the roof.

Mongo: Just get to the truck. *headbutts her*
Fray: AH!

Illchill raises his hand and fires a grappling hook to the side of the truck. He presses the recoil button and swings over ,holding his feet out to reduce the impact. He then begins climbing his way to the top.

Fray: Not on my watch!

Fray pokes him in the eyes,and throws him off the moving van. Jaguarr then begins swerving the car in order to throw her off, but she remains unshaken.She looks down into the hole,trying to spot the captured woman,and finds her hog-tied.

Fray: Are you ok?
Silver Sable: I’ll be fine.Just stop them.That truck is holding something extremely valuable.
Fray: I’m going to help you.
Silver Sable: Don’t worry about me!Just stop them.

Reluctantly Fray raises her head out and looks over at the truck.She then stands and using her superposter abilities, leaps onto the truck.

Fray: Sorry to disappoint, but I don’t think this things hauling ice cream.
Illchill: You trippin’.
Fray: No you are.

Fray sweep kicks him,and he falls onto his back.She then begins pummeling him,as the truck continues to careen out of control. Several blocks away,Matt and Twy follow in his crappy car

Twylight: Can’t you make this thing go any faster?!
Matt: *in Scottish accent* I’m givin’ ‘er all she’s got Captain!!!!

Back on the truck, Illchill gives her Fray a strong kick to the sternum,and she stumbles backward. He then jumps up and gives her a well-executed spinning heel kick.Laughing he then, kicks Fray down and pulls out his switchblade.

Illchill: You got mad skillz,boo.But I’m da real deal.
Fray: You sure about that?
Illchill: I’d probably holla atchu if you weren’t ruining our plans.But dis is wut is,yo.So say good night,b**ch.
Fray: Goodnight, b**ch. *knees him in the testes*
Illchill: :eek:

Illchill crouches over and lays on the side.Matt manages to speed up, getting behind the truck

Fray: Not such a big man now are you?

Twylight: FRAY GET OFF THE TRUCK!!!!!
Fray: *raises a brow* Huh?
Twylight: LOOK!*points behind her*

Fray turns around and sees that the truck is heading straight towards the mall. She quickly turns back and runs to the edge of the truck, hoping to find the right moment to jump. Closing her eyes, she follows her instincts and leaps off. Making sure Fray doesn’t miss her mark, Matt stops the car allowing her to land in the backseat of the convertible.

Fray: *panting* What a rush.It’s like being on Fear Factor, except without the bug-eating, professional stunt men,and 50 thousand dollar prize.
Matt: Well,at least you got some armed thugs.
Twylight: I can only imagine how he feels.

As the truck goes hurtling toward the mall, Illchill raises his head in time to see what awaits him in mere seconds.

Illchill: oh shizzle.:(

The truck, runs onto the sidewalk, and tips over, sliding straight toward a clothing outlet. Illchill falls off,as the sparks go flying into the air, until the truck finally crashes through the window,leaving shattered glass and torn clothing in its wake.The alarms start blaring, and Jaguarr veers the van onto the sidewalk. He rushes out to pick up Illchill.

[Abaddon]

Fray: Theyre toast.Lets go.
Matt: Right

Matt turns the ignition key and the car sputters abit,before failing.

Matt: Um…I don’t we’ll be going anywhere any time soon.
Fray: God,you suck. *jumps out and runs towards the thugs*

Fray runs as fat as she can hoping to stop Jaguarr in his tracks,but arrives just as he and Illchill are in the van.

Jaguarr: Nice,meeting you.
jag

He hit’s the gas and speeds off.Fray watches with a livid expression,before turning to Matt and Twy who are now standing outside the fuming car.


Cut to opening credits


http://www.superherohype.com/forums/image.php?u=21062&dateline=1119756169 Fray Ok
http://www.superherohype.com/forums/image.php?u=3169&dateline=1119249408 Daisy
http://www.superherohype.com/forums/image.php?u=513&dateline=1093880654 Matt
http://www.superherohype.com/forums/image.php?u=15946&dateline=1113690215 Herr Logan
http://www.superherohype.com/forums/image.php?u=14551&dateline=1119303585 Twylight
http://www.superherohype.com/forums/image.php?u=15199&dateline=1116096215 Gunblade

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/6011/flamer6bl.gif
Written and created by: Abaddon

[Abaddon]

Hype School Library
The Archie gang sit around the large pinewood table. Gunblade sits uncomfortably in a chair away from the the others. Twy casually flips through the Hype Times in search of some news reports, while Matt pulls his finger out of his ear and sniffs his earwax. Fray lets out a disgusted sigh,then turns to Daisy who hands her the open handbook, and points to a page

Daisy: Are these the men you saw last night?
Fray: Don‘t recognize the faces,but the tattoos match. What are they,some local gang?
Daisy: Not exactly.*reaches back for another book*


Daisy grabs an old,gilded book with archaic symbols marked along the border.She drops the book in front of Fray,sending dust particles into the air


Daisy: They should be cited in here.
Fray: *coughs* In the Book of the Dead?
Daisy: If I told you J.K. Rowling wrote it,you guys would be all over it :rolleyes: They are part of The Order of Set.
Matt: Are they a division of the Math League? *grabs the book and flips through pages*
Fray: No, genius.:rolleyes: *turns to Daisy* Right?:confused:
Gunblade: Isn’t Set an Egyptian God?
Daisy: Yes. They identified the Great Betrayer with the Egyptian God.The Order worshipped him and made it their life’s work to ensure his “principles“ lived on in Hype.The group was founded some time before the RPG forum was created,and terrorized posters in community for some time. They took up residency in SHHdale some time ago, reportedly in search of some holy item.I believe even Fray’s predecessor had some run-ins with them.But they haven’t been active for some time.
Twylight: Wait,who is the “great betrayer“?
Daisy: One of the primordial Mods. According to some apocryphal text he was the one who turned against the others and led the trolls and proto-mods against in war.He actually goes by many names, but he most commonly appears in text as "The Great Betrayer". A fiery dragon. In more reliable works he's simply known as a trickster mod who got stepped out of line and was put down hard.
Twylight: Oh,right.I remember you telling me that story.He was defeated wasn’t he?
Fray: And stripped of his powers.Why do you think they’re back?
Daisy: It’d be odd for them to just appear now after so long,without some kind of incentive.What did you say they were after?
Fray: Some art truck.I figured they just wanted to steal some avatars.
Matt: Here’s an interesting fact.Our current master mod, Mayor Dew was granted modhood during the big war.
Fray: Shut up,Matt.
Matt: But you say it so much,it loses its meaning.
Fray: Then maybe you should just do it.
Matt: Like the Nike ad says?:D
Fray: No,like my fist will say when it connects with your mouth.
Twylight: Guys,I think found something.

Twy neatly folds the newspaper and pushes it to center of the table.On the page is an article with the headline “Fatal Accident Last Night”,below it a caption reads: “New Museum Exhibit To Be Displayed” along with an picture of a broken coin covered in strange symbols.

Matt: I don’t get it.:confused:
Fray: No surprise there.

Twy holds up the old book and points to a series of symbols on a page

Twylight: It’s the same symbols.The article says its some kind of ancient artifact.It might be what the Order was after.
Fray: Good job,Twy. *stands*
Matt: Looks like we’re taking a field trip.
Fray: We are.But you aren’t going.
Daisy: Actually none of you are.I’ve been getting complaints from other teachers about you kids spending too much time in the library.I can’t keep covering for you.You guys can come after-school,or during lunch to help out with the research.
Fray: But I’m free next period.
Daisy: Good.That’ll give us a chance to train a bit before you have another run in with this group.
Fray: *disheartened* Hurray.
Matt: Haha!
Fray: Shut up.
Matt: See?Again, no meaning.

Fray gives Matt a death glare that sends chills down his spine.A flicker of flame is seen in her eyes that scares even Twy,who moves toward Matt

Twylight: Matt,why don’t you get a drink of water.
Matt: Yeah,I think I’ll do that.

[Abaddon]

Matt steps back,trying to be casual,then he turns and runs for dear life

Fray: He hasn’t been doing anything evil has he?
Twylight: Not that I know of.:confused:
Fray: Aww.I wanted a good excuse to kick his ass.
Gunblade: So this is what you people do everyday?
Fray: Pretty much.Your welcome to leave if it doesn’t suit you.
Gunblade: I have nowhere else to be.
Daisy: How’s Kritic been,if you don’t mind me asking?I know you’ve been the only one to visit him.
Gunblade: He’s in critical condition.And yes,I am aware of the irony.
Daisy: I’m sorry to hear that.
Gunblade: whatever.
Daisy: Alright then.You guys should get going.Class starts in a few minutes.Go,chop chop!
Twylight: Aww…
Fray: You should consider yourself the lucky one.

As Fray and Daisy go back to get the equipment.the hidden camera watches quietly,zooming in on Fray’s face,then backing up and following Twy and Gunny as they exit.

Meanwhile on the other side of the camera,Elijya and the other Shadaloo members sit at their stations in the control room of Shadaloo Base.Bison emerges through the sliding door with an impatient look on his face

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/vega_6.jpg: So,what do we know?
Elijya: Well,sir the Flamer and her friends made mention of an encounter last night with a group of thugs,known as the Order of Set.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/dialog-vega3.gif: Doesn’t ring a bell.
Cyclops: I’m pulling up all available info on them as we speak.
Elijya: They appear to be in search of some ancient coin.I’m pulling up info on that as well.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/dialog-vega1.gif: Excellent.And hear you thought my brilliant plan to spy on the Flamer wouldn’t work.
Elijya: Actually,it was my plan.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/dialog-vega3.gif: Well,lets not get caught up in the technical stuff.The point is I’m brilliant.Now,how long will it take to find this information.
Elijya: If things go smoothly,we should be a few steps ahead of the Flamer in just seconds.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/dialog-vega3.gif: Which reminds me,we need more of that smooth hand lotion in that bathroom.This morning I had to masturbate with a hand sanitizer.And don’t tell me that s**t doesn’t sting.
Elijya: Yes,sir.

[Abaddon]

Back at the school library,Daisy emerges out of the room dressed in protective gear.She completes the ensemble by putting on an Ultimate Green Goblin mask,and a helmet.

Daisy: Ok,now pretend I’m a troll.
Fray: You’re kidding me.
Daisy: Come on,now.I’m vicious,I’m evil,I pray on the weak.
Fray: You look ridiculous.
Daisy: Just get to it.We’re in a dark cemetery.I’m harassing a young newbie for mourning the loss of his beloved friend.Then you come in…
Fray: *sighs* Alright.Get away from him!
Daisy: *in a gruff tone* No..I’m evil.Mwahahaha! *dances like a gorilla*
Fray: :confused:…….
Daisy: *stands upright* Will you play along?This is important for your training.
Fray: How exactly?
Daisy: This is a good way to test your skills,so you can be a better,and more efficient fighter.
Fray: Yes,I’m sure this will help give me an advantage over the mentally handicapped.
Daisy: I’m serious.This may seem silly to you now,but you’ll learn to appreciate it when youre in the fight of your life.
Fray: Hopefully it’ll be against someone that looks less ridiculous.
Daisy: *murmurs*
Fray: Ok,fine,Marge.Let’s get this over with before the fashion police burst in and arrest you.Where were we?
Daisy: In a cemetery.
Fray: Oh,right. *clears throat* Stop right there,scumbag!
Daisy: Never.I am pure wickedness.My duty is to spread strife,and misery.I fear you not,Flamer.Your enmity fuels me..As you are the devil of yesterday who haunts of my tomorrows, I am the demon of tomorrow who has come for cold retribution!
Fray: Laying it on a bit thick,aren’t we?
Daisy: think so?:confused:
Fray: Yeah.
Daisy: Ok,just hit me.

Fray swings a hard left,but Daisy blocks it.Daisy then twists her arm behind her back.

Daisy: Gotta do better than that.
Fray: Okay. *Stomps on her foot*
Daisy: Gah!!
Fray: I see Tiger Schulman’s served you well. *elbows her*
Daisy: *stumbling back* I see youre finally getting into it.:mad:
Fray: Its what you asked for,isn’t it?
Daisy: I did.
Fray: Ready to quit?
Daisy: Oh,I’m just getting started.

Daisy moves forward with a whirlwind of kicks,barely missing Fray.

Fray: Almost got me there, oldbie.Maybe you oughta up your game a bit.
Daisy: Consider it done.

Daisy clotheslines Fray,knocking her to the ground.

Daisy: Such a naïve little girl.You think you actually stood a chance.

The faux troll then picks her up by the air,and slams her face against the table

Daisy: Go back to reading up on teen bopper crap,idiot newb.
Fray: Hey!:mad:

Daisy grabs Fray and body slams her on the table

Fray: Ouch.
Daisy: You okay?
Fray: Been better.
Daisy: I got a little carried away there,but think I proved my point.
Fray: Sure did.

Fray suddenly springs off the table and,lands behind Daisy.She then starts going into a frenzy of punches and kicks,which send her attacker into a daze

Fray: Teen bopper crap,is at least better than some word association garbage.I’m sure you love those.It gives you the chance to show everyone how small your vocabulary is. Maybe the next time you wanna judge how little someones values are worth,,you should remind yourself of how much yours are.Except now there wont be a next time.

Fray shoots a ball of fire,hitting Daisy,and engulfing her outerwear in flames.Fray quickly grabs her jacket with an apologetic look on her face and tries to put the fire out.

Daisy: I think its time for a break.

[Abaddon]

Outside Principal Kipobe’s office Detective Flass and Officer Jonty stand guard while Kipobe finishes his breakfast muffin.

Principal Kipobe: Delicious.I’d love to get my fingers in another one of these Little Debbies.
Detective Flass: You sem to love those snacks>
Principal Kipobe: Eh,yeah that too.What on earth are you doing here?
Detective Flass; Somethings always going down in this school damnit,and I don’t wanna blink and miss it.
Principal Kipobe: But you have such lovely eyelashes.
Detective Flass: Shut up!You make me sick.
Principal Kipobe: Likewise,sweetums.:confused:
Detective Flass: You don’t even care about what goes on in this school.That’s what irks me.
Principal Kipobe: Don’t you have a day job?
Detective Flass: Right now,my job is to be right here.
Officer Jonty: Uh,actually we do have to get back to the station.
Deetective Flass; What?!
Officer Jonty: Commissioners orders
Detective Flass; Damnit.You havent seen the last of me,Kipobe.No siree.
Principal Kipobe: That’s a shame for us both.Don’t let the door hit you,where the lord split you.Haha brilliant!:confused::up:
Detective Flass: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v34/Drakon/SHH/Old%20Smileys/mad.gif


Cut to a cliché abandoned warehouse
The three Order of Set members gather around a Magneto action figure that sits atop a wooden crate,surrounded by candles

All: We the ones of the Order of Set converge on this day and this our to worship our father and lord,we call Set.In your time you were known to us as Erik Magnus Lensherr and EML.Feared by all,and admired by us.It is through you that our lives are fulfilled.Your beliefs grant our actions meaning.For every heathen that speaks of you as a betrayer, our forces gather in your name and know you as our Father.It is in your image that we model ourselves.We work through you,in your way,now and forevermore.
Mongo: We have failed you master,but rest assured we will have our vengeance upon the one who thwarted our plans.
Dorian Gray: Failed?Akhenset will be most displeased.

A well dressed man steps out of the shadows holding a switch.

Jaguarr: High Lord Gray!We didn’t see you there.
Dorian Gray: So,I noticed.What happened?
Mongo: Someone stopped us.
Dorian Gray: How did this person look?
Jaguarr: Huge.
Mongo: Muscular
Jaguarr: Brawny
Illchill: Yeah,she was a beast,yo.Word up.
Dorian Gray: She?

Jaguarr smacks Illchill upside the head

Dorian Gray: You were stopped by a huge,muscular,brawny...girl?
Mongo: It’s more complicated than that.
Dorian Gray: Do you have any idea what this could mean?
Mongo: Not really.
Dorian Gray: It is her.The Flamer.
Illchill: Nah,it can’t be.That b**ch is straight up dead,yo.
Dorian Gray: She must be the next one.A new Flamer.
Jaguarr: Are you sure?

Dorian Gray: She could be the one the prophecy spoke of.

He pulls out an old scroll from his sleeve and unfurls it,revealing a picture of a woman carrying a sword.Beneath it are barely discernable italicized words

Dorian Gray: And she will come to bring ruination upon the houses of the Betrayer.She that was forged in fire, shall fight and conquer with the sword whose power was meant for her alone.Her flame will endure and she will triumph over the wicked and for a time be quelled,and in the time the sword shall be lost to all those who seek it,blah,blah,blah.Showing up at a time like this,you know who this girl is.

Mongo: Wonder Woman?
Jaguarr: Xena?
Dorian Gray: The Flamer!
Jaguarr: Impossible.The Flamer was taken out of the picture last year.Various sources confirmed it.
jag
Dorian Gray: Then this must be a new one.God,there like roaches.
Illchill: Fo’ shizzle,yo’.Cuz they buggin like fo realz.Haha :D

DG stares at Illchill for a moemnt with an expressionless face.Illchill’s smile begins to fade,as DG raises his switch and begins beating him

Dorian Gray: IMBECILE!!http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v34/Drakon/SHH/Old%20Smileys/mad.gif


The others watch,trying to hold back their pleasure at seeing Illchill get beaten,and after a minute of whippin,Dorian regains his composure and faces the others
Dorian Gray: Bring out the captive.
Mongo: Yes,sir.

[Abaddon]

Mongo rushes to the back,and a minute later emerges with the bound and gagged Silver Sable.Throwing her to the ground,she falls at Dorian’s feet.Calmly he lifts her head and removes the gag.

Dorian Gray: Glad you could make it Ms. Sable.I trust your trip wasn’t too inconvenient?
Silver Sable: Go to hell!
Dorian Gray: Maybe this winter.
Silver Sable: Who are you?
Dorian Gray: Some would call me a horse of many colors.
Silver Sable: well,you do seem like an ass.
Dorian Gray: Cute.THere’s only one reason I’m keeping you alive,Ms. Sable,and that is because you hold some very important information inside that pretty little head of yours.
Silver Sable: I know what you want.
Dorian Gray: Oh,do you?
Silver Sable: I’m not telling you anything.
Dorian Gray: Hm...we’ll just have to see about that. *snaps fingers*

Jaguarr and Mongo pick her up and force her into a chair.As they begin strapping her to the seat,Dorian begins putting on a pair of surgical gloves.He then reaches into a box and pulls out an obscure object.Sable face becomes flushed as she looks on at what awaits her.Dorian chuckles a bit and approaches her menacingly with the object.


Silver Sable: No...no...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek:


Hype High School

Matt: Yes!:D

Matt grins with delight as he exits his Superhero TV class holding his prized B+ essay.Completely distracted he bumps into a young woman standing in a group in the hall

Matt: oops Sorry...
SapphirePrima: Its ok.
Matt: SweetPrima!
SapphirePrima: shhh!It’s SapphirePrima now.
Matt: Why the name change?
SapphirePrima: I helped murder two people.I think a name change was due.
Matt: But you still have Prima in your name.It’s not like people wont recognize you.
SapphirePrima: Yeah,but......crap.

Matt leans to the side and see’s JLBats in a Beatles wig and Bored in a porkpie hat

Matt: Hey guys.
JLBats: Hey.
Matt: Hey,Bored.Nice to see you back.
Bored: Bored is glad to be back.
Matt: Talking in third person,eh?
Bored: I see more than 3 people.
Matt: uh..you feeling okay?
Bored: Sure,just ask Bored.
Matt: You are Bored.
Bored: No,I’m confused.Stop confusing Bored.
Matt: But youre not making any sense.:confused:
Bored: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed-animal-food-trough water! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
Matt: um…..:confused:
Bored: Thought so, ninny!:mad: *storms off*
Matt: What was that about?
SapphirePrima: Bored hasn’t been himself since they operated on his brain.
JlBats: It was the only way to cure his mind of the effects of Exalted’s love gas.
Matt: Heh.
SapphirePrima: It’s not funny.
Matt: No,but hearing love and gas in the same sentence is.:o
SapphirePrima: Right,I have to go.
JLBats: I should go too.
Matt: Well,later.

[Abaddon]

Matt continues walking when he spots a Shadaloo member taking on a Nextel.He stops and approaches the scoundrel

Jollyjohnny: All is clear here.Repeat.All is clear.
Matt: Whats clear is that you shouldnt be here.
JJ: It’s a free site.
Matt: So they say...
JJ: What do you want?
Matt: I wanna know what your doing here?
JJ: I’m here to learn.Just like everyone else.
Matt: Yeah,everyone else WHO IS EVIL!:mad:
JJ: Uggh,whatever *walks away*
Matt: Thats right,go ahead.But I’ll be watching you.I know you and your Shadafool friends are cooking up trouble at this very moment.:mad:


Shadaloo Base-Lounge
Bison sits confortably on his swivel chair as Jayne slaps some hot dogs on the jumbo size George Foreman grill

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/Vega_10.gif: Hey,Jayne!How are those dogs comin’?
Jayne: They should be done in a few.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/Vega_9.gif: What kind of weiners did you use?
Jayne: Hebrew National.Just like you asked.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/dialog-vega1.gif: Great.Now go fetch a Fanta.
Jayne: Yeah,whatever. *leaves*

[Abaddon]

Hyper Venom and Elijya rush in,just as Jayne exits

Hyper Venom: We have the information sir.The Order is into stealing ancient relics in order to revive a primordial mod.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/dialog-vega3.gif: Interesting.Perhaps we can use this to our advantage somehow.
Elijya: I’ve already found several locations for coins similar to the ones they were after last night.Perhaps we can use them as bargaining chips.With the Flamer already pit against them,we can join forces and crush her.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/dialog-vega5.gif: Hmm,I’m not convinced that will work,but there may be another way…
Elijya: What do have in mind?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/dialog-vega3.gif: Here’s a better idea.We steal these coins and use them as bargaining chips.With the Flamer already pit against them,we can use our influence to have them destroy her without getting our hands dirty.
Elijya: That’s what I just said.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/vega_4.gif: Perhaps,but I said it better.
Hyper Venom: Sounds brilliant!But aren’t you going to stay and have lunch?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/dialog-vega4.gif: Nonsense.My weiners will have to wait.
Hyper Venom: What should I do with them,sire?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/vega_5.gif: You cangive to the rest to the dogs,but grab the biggest, juciest weiner there.You can feed it to me in the car.
Hyper Venom: With pleasure.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/dialog-vega1.gif: Elijya,prep the Shadavan!

[Abaddon]

Hype High School-Spider-Man Comics Class
LL,floats over to his desk in his authenticated hover chair.Most of his bandages had been removed but a few still remained.It wouldve been in his best interest to stay home the whole week,but he felt that the best therapy for him would be going back to work.He gathers some of his papers and begins shuffling them about when the person he least expected knocked on the door.

Daisy: Hey,there.
Larrylegend: *halfheartedly* Hey.

Daisy stepped into the empty classroom
Daisy: Havent heard from you in awhile.
Larrylegend: Didn’t think you’d notice.
Daisy: How are you doing?
Larrylegend: Not bad.
Daisy: I see they finally gave you a comfortable chair to sit in.
Larrylegend: This is just till I finish healing.
Daisy: It looks nice.
Larrylegend: Yea,it is.Why are you here?
Daisy: I just came to check on a friend,but apparently he’s been replaced with Oscar the Grouch.
Larrylegend: Is Slag here with you?
Daisy: No,of course not.
Larrylegend: Right,he’s a busy man.I’m sure when he’s done making tons of money he’ll come and take you out to a fantastic lunch.
Daisy: Thats not going to happen.
Larylegend: Why?
Daisy: Well,even if he offered,I wouldnt go.
Larrylegend: oh?:confused:
Daisy: When I was with him the other day,things just didnt feel right.I tried to stay in the moment but I couldnt help but feel like I wanted to be somewhere else...with someone else.
Larrylegend: Where?
Daisy: I dont know.Maybe on some wacky adventure through the Mayors office.Or in some disaster on a bridge. * steps closer* The thing is,I wanted to do all those things,but there was only one person I could think of doing it with,and that was you.
Larrylegend: :confused:
Daisy: You went through some much trouble,and got hurt so bad.I just wish I could make it up to you.*runs her hands through his hair* If its not too late.
Larrylegend: It is.
Daisy: oh, I see.:(

Daisy turns to leave but LL grabs her hand

Larrylegend: But you know what they say,better late than never.

LL, yanks her onto his hover chair,and they begin making out.Miraculously he rises out of the chair and spreads her out onto the desk.In the thralls of passion,she knocks over the various papers beside her.She then grabs his shirt and pulls it off him.He smiles excitedly and they share another kiss as he reaches up her shirt to get a better grasp at her soft,and supple bosom

Larrylegend: oh,Daisy.
Daisy: *panting* I want you.
Larrylegend: You got me.
Daisy: *kisses her ear* Is he drooling?
Larrylegend: what?

With a firm poke LL is thrown out of his reverie,and back into reality where he sits in front of The Lizard and a classroom full of confused students.Startled he raises his hover chair,knocking over his desk.

Larrylegend: WHAT?HUH?!!
The Last Meatbag: Uh,Mr. Legend?
Larrylegend: YES?WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?!:mad:
The Last Meatbag: um...nevermind. *backs away*
TWHIP!: HEY MR.!!
Larrylegend: WHAT TWHIP!?
TWHIP!: CAN I GO OUT FOR A DRINK OF WATER?
Larrylegend: Get the hell outta my classroom!http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v34/Drakon/SHH/Old%20Smileys/mad.gif

[Max Shrek]

I'm involved.:)

[Abaddon]

*Bell rings*


Larrylegend: Don’t forget,tomorrow we’ll be having a test on Essential’s volumes three through eight.*wipes drool off his mouth*

The students stand and begin exiting.

Fray: Someone’s out of it.I’m surprised he even remembered the test.
Twylight: At least it gave us a chance to finish our JLA homework.
Fray: Good point. *walks to door* You coming?
Twylight: In a sec,I just have to take care of something.
Fray: Ok.I’ll swing by taskmistress Daisy,in the meanwhile.

The classroom empties and LL struggles to pick up his desk,while also trying to subdue the hardened beast in his pants with thoughts of winterfrost and the Chyna/X-pac sex tape.Twy calmly walks over,helping him pick up some papers


Twylight: Hey,LL do you think you could cover for my next few classes.
Larrylegend: Why?Something wrong?
Twylight: Well,its just that there’s some Flamer related stuff going on.I know Daisy could use the help,but you know how rules-y she gets.Can you just write me a note or something?
Larrylegend: I’ll see what I can do.
Twylight: Youre the best.
Larrylegend: Darn tootin’.
Twylight: That must’ve been some dream you were having
Larrylegend: Who says I was dreaming?
Twylight: You made it pretty obvious.I knew you were crushing on Daisy,but I didn't think she'd be making cameos in your dreams.
Larrylegend: What?You dont know what your talking about.
Twylight: Oh,I think after hearing you moan "Oh Daisy",my minds more clear than ever.
Larrylegend: What I didn’t say that….I was saying er,“Oh Daze Me”.
Twylight: “Oh Daze Me”?
Larrylegend: It’s an old hymn. *sings off-key* Oh Daze Me,yes Lawd.Daze me until the sun rises.Daze me with your brilliance.Daze me with your liiight.See?
Twylight: ……
Larrylegend: Was it that obvious?
Twylight: Completely.
Larrylegend: I guess the cats out of the bag.
Twylight: Have you talked to her about it?
Larrylegend: She’s been busy.And I’m sure Slag might have something to say about it.
Twylight: Slag?
Larrylegend: Yes.It seems he’s swept her off her feet.That Texan bastard.
Twylight: She hasn’t mentioned anything about Slag.:confused:
Larrylegend: Really?
Twylight: Yeah.It’s probably a good sign.Us gals always talk about the guys we date.Maybe Slag just wasn’t worth talking about.
Larrylegend: Or maybe she thinks it’s a good thing,and she doesn’t want to jinx it.
Twylight: Think positive,big bro.She’ll come around eventually.
Larrylegend: Thanks little sis,but I don’t want to get my hopes up.
Twylight: Well,there’s no harm in trying.Unless you want to come up with some other lame made-up songs.”Daze me with your brilliance”?http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v34/Drakon/SHH/Old%20Smileys/rolleyes.gif
Larrylegend: What?That wouldve been a hit on Whose Line is it.
Twylight: Sorry big bro.Wayne Brady’s got you beat.;)


Twy smiles and steps out of the room.Turning the corner she suddenly feels hand press against her shoulder.

Abaddon: Peek-a-boo.;)
Twylight: Abba!:eek::) *hugs* What are you doing here.
Abaddon: I’m just here on business.
Twylight: Right,I’d heard you’d taken an internship in the Sin City Boards.Hows it going?
Abaddon: Pretty good.How are things here?
Twylight: Chaotic.But in a fun way.
Abaddon: Hmm.Do tell…


Abaddon and Twy continue walking down the hall

[Abaddon]

Hype City
Officer Jonty and Flass drive down the empty streets in their squad car.

Detective Flass: Can you believe that Kipobe?Every frickin’ week,somethings going on in that school.And all he ever does is look at me like I’ve been shooting heroin!!!What a f**king retard!
Officer Jonty: it’s a shame.
Detective Flass: You’re telling me.And then there’s--- wait,a minute.What time is it?
Officer Jonty: 10 am.
Detective Flass: Nothing around here opens till noon.

Flass spots a large truck parked outside of Gammamike’s pawn shop.He pulls up closer and see’s a group of men tearing up the store.He stops in front of the truck and gets out of the car

Officer Jonty: What are you doing?
Detective Flass: My job.Come on officer.You may actually get a chance to use that gun.

Flass draws his pistol and makes his way to the entrance.He peeks in and see’s broken glass,lying all around the floor.The men appeared to have moved to the back of the store.Flass gestured to Jonty to back him up,and the officer reluctantly followed.

Detective Flass: looks like theyre stealing.
Officer Jonty: Or maybe theyre just unloading some new inventory.
Detective Flass: How long have you been on the force?
Officer Jonty: Two years.
Detective Flass: Damn rookies.We’re going in.
Officer Jonty: Shouldn’t we call for backup.
Detective Flass: No,jackass.Now come on,its about time you gained some real experience.

Flass steps in quietly and makes his way to the back.Jonty draws his own gun and mimics Flass’s movements.With a spin Flass moves into the back room catching Bison and several other Shadaloo goons pocketing valuable items.


Hyper Venom: I think I found the coin sir *holds up object*
Cyclops: Looks like the picture.
Detective Flass: FREEZE DIRTBAGS!!!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/dialog-vega4.gif: Says who?
Detective Flass: Says me,Detective Flass.Otherwise known as the guy that’s about to bust your ass for robbery.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/dialog-vega3.gif: Oh,right.I loved you in Police Academy.Hows that guy that does the sound effects?
Detective Flass: Very funny.The only person that’s gonna be police’d here is YOU.

[Abaddon]

Flass: Very funny.The only person that’s gonna be police’d here is YOU.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/dialog-vega3.gif: Are you sure about that?

Bison snaps his fingers the other Shadaloo goons point their long phallic guns at Flass

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/vega_6.jpg: Seems the tables have turned detective.
Detective Flass: *points pistol at Bisons head* Not as long as I have my sights on you.:mad:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/vega_5.gif: My men will kill you where you stand.
Detective Flass: You’ll be dead before they get a shot in.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/dialog-vega3.gif: Look,I have the advantage here,so I’ll make you a deal.You get back in your car and pretend you never saw us,and my men won’t turn this place into the Source Awards.
Detective Flass: How about I make you,since I have the advantage.You tell your men to lower their weapons,and you will peacefully come with me and get into the back of my squad car.How’s that sound?
Hyper Venom: Should we take him out now boss?

[Abaddon]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/dialog-vega5.gif: No,boys.Lower your weapons.
Hyper Venom: But--
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/dialog-vega1.gif: Just do it.


The Shadaloo members lower their weapons and seeing this,Jonty steps forward a bit.

Officer Jonty: I got your back Flass.
Detective Flass: Smart thinking,officer.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/dialog-vega3.gif : Jonty,so good to see you.
Detective Flass: You know this jerk,Jonty?
Officer Jonty: His names E. Bison. Notorious criminal.Wanted in 10 boards.Very dangerous man.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/Vega_10.gif : Tee-hee.
Detective Flass: Well then,looks like we caught ourselves a big fish.I’ll bet there’s a promotion in store for both of us.You wanna reel him in?
Officer Jonty: No, I’ve got a better idea.

Jonty shifts his aim to Flass’s back.Turning to face him,the detective is instantly hit with a barrage of bullets.A look of pleasure creeps over Bisons face as he watches the Detective jerk wildly from the force of the bullets turning him to swiss cheese.The only thought that comes over Flass’s mind was if he’d become a famous rapper like 50 cent if he managed to survive the incident. Jonty continues firing with an expressionless face until he finally empties his clip into Flass’s body.The man immediately hit’s the ground with a chilling thud.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/dialog-vega1.gif: I think you just earned yourself a promotion.
Jonty: Thanks boss,but I was planning on killing at some point anyway.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/dialog-vega3.gif: Better sooner than later.That kill was actually quite arousing.Hell,I almost came,just standing here.
Officer Jonty: You gotta love the work you do.

[Abaddon]

Cut to Hype High School Library
Fray steps through the doors of the library and enters to find Daisy directing a tall muscular green hulk carrying a large box.

Daisy: You can set it down over there.
Psycho Hulk: Here?
Daisy: Yes,that’s fine.


He sets down the box near the book depository and stretches his arms

Daisy: Thanks a lot Hulk.I really appreciate.
Psycho Hulk: Hulk do anything for pretty lady.:0
Daisy: Aww,youre sweet.
Psycho Hulk: Daisy need more help?
Daisy: No,not right now.
Psycho Hulk: OK…me go and come back later.
Daisy: Ok.Thanks again.

Psycho Hulk grins and waves as he walks away backwards.Daisy smiles politely and goes toward her books.PH then turns around and knocks into a pipe.

Psycho Hulk: OWWWW!!!!
Fray: Are you alright?:confused:
Psycho Hulk: STUPID PIPE.HULK SMASHYOU!!!:mad:

PH grabs the pipe rips it from its place,and starts bedning and twisting it.

Psycho Hulk: GRRR!!!!!!
Fray: um,I think its dead.
Daisy: Hulk,whats going on?
Psycho Hulk: Me sowwy Daisy.Hulk make boo-boo.Me go now. *runs off*
Fray: Well…it’s hard to find sane help these days.:confused:
Daisy: He’s a very nice young man.He just has a temper sometimes.
Fray: I’ll say
Daisy: What do you expect,he has a Hulk avatar.
Fray: Yeah,and from the looks of it, he’s been peeling gamma irradiated paint.
Daisy: Now that’s not nice.
Fray: I know.I think all this stress is getting to me.Don’t I get Flamer vacations?
Daisy: Not in this reality.
Fray: This job sucks.
Daisy: At least it pays well.
Fray: I get payed?Damn, I need a lawyer.
Daisy: I mean you get payed in humility,and the satisfaction in knowing youre doing something good.
Fray: Can I trade that in for cash?:confused:
Daisy: No.Now help me get this stuff out.

Daisy grabs a boxcutter from the desk and walks over to the box on the floor.Fray sighs and follows.Daisy gently cuts the tape and opens the box to reveal a series of books,charms,and electronic equipment.

Fray: Whats this for?
Daisy: Inventory.I ordered it last week.Should be some useful stuff in here.
Fray: I can’t hardly wait.
Daisy: Could you at least pretend to be excited?
Fray: yes,but only for sarcasm.
Daisy: Youd best save that for later.We’ve got to get to work on this case.
Fray: God there’s always something up here.You can't turn around without having to fight some fiend that springs up from below.It's like a bidet.A bidet of evil.
Daisy: *picks up a book* According to my records,SHHdale was built in the Community Boards centuries ago on what the natives called “teh h0le of t3h ssp@m”
Fray: And that translates to…?
Daisy: Spamhole,or Hellhole really since spam was commonly identified with evil and the like.We are basically sitting on a magnet for spammers,trolls,and other social misfits.It not only draws them,but it creates them,and spreads all kinds of wickedness.
Fray: Guess that explains why there’s always something up in this part of town.Why don’t the mods just shut this place down.
Daisy: I don’t really know.The mods work in mysterious ways.I do know that whatever mods were here forsook this place.Dew and Malice took the reigns and stopped it from turning becoming overrun with the baddies.Here,look.

Daisy shows Fray the book,pointing to a crude drawing with what appears to be a large fiery anus.

Fray: Interesting.:confused:

[Abaddon]

Matt steps into the library.

Matt: I think Bison and his cronies are up to something.
Daisy: What gives you that impression?
Matt: I saw Jollyjohnny chatting it up on his cell.
Fray: Maybe he was talking to his momma.:confused:
Matt: Sure,if momma’s code for E. Bison.
Fray: eh,whatever.Bisons too incompetent for me to worry about right now.
Matt: And we’d be incompetent not to consider him a threat.
Fray: Hmm..kind of a double-edged sword,but I’ll take my chances.
Daisy: Sword…of course! *goes into the backroom*
Fray: Yes,sword.Exactly.Brilliant.Why didn’t we think of it before?It all makes perfect sense now.
Matt: What is she talking about?
Fray: I have no clue.

Daisy returns holding a thick,Tolstoy-sized book.She plops it on the desk,and begins searching through the pages.

Daisy: The Order of Set was notorious for stealing valuable artifacts.But each item was stolen for a specific reason. In one of their last appearances, they attempted to raid the Spidey Embassy.Their plan failed,and all but one of them escaped.The captured member mentioned the Sword of Ecilam before an explosive in his anus was detonated.
Matt: Sounds messy
Daisy: it took out half a wing.
Fray: So whats so special about this sword?.
Daisy: According to myth the Sword of Ecilam was used to slay The Great Betrayer.

Daisy stops at a page with the image of a shining broad sword,with a silver skull on its handle.

Daisy: The sword itself is supposedly linked with many prophecies,and is supposed to have some sort of mystical properties.
Matt: Cool.Any idea where it is?
Daisy: It was said to have been lost in an update,and now sits misplaced somewhere in a dead thread.I’ll have to do some more research.
Fray: Good.You take care of that,and I’ll try and see if I can find any leads on these guys.
Daisy: Don’t you have a JLA class.
Fray: um..yeah.I meant I’ll go after class.DuH!
Daisy: ok.

Fray walks away innocently,and then scurries out the door

Daisy: She’s not going to class,is she?
Matt: Not a chance.

[Abaddon]

As Fray hurries down the hallway,she catches a glimpse of Twy laughing as she turns a corner.She quickly follows the laughter and spots Twy standing outside the JLA classroom.

Fray: psst..Twy.
Twylight: Yea?
Fray: *whispers* come here.
Twylight: *moves over* What is it?
Fray: I’m not going to class,I need you to cover for me.
Twylight: Sure,where are you headed?
Fray: *sighs* Herr Logan’s.
Twylight: Oh,I see.;);)
Fray: He’s probably the only person in town who would know anything about the Order.
Twylight: Yea,that’s a great excuse to see him.
Fray: Quiet,you.This is just business.
Twylight: Sure it is.
Fray: He irritates me.
Twylight: Ah,come on.He can’t be that bad.
Fray: No,he’s worse.He’s a jerk,and he’s full of himself.He’s like an angry muppet.:mad:
Twylight: I can see it now.He’s Humphrey Bogart,and youre Ingrid Bergman…
Fray: and youre insane.What were you cackling about before anyway?
Twylight: Oh,I was just talking to Abba.
Fray: You were talking to a Swedish pop group from the 70’s.:confused:
Twylight: No him *turns around*

Twy finds the hallway is barren.She looks around frantically

Twylight: He was just here.Didn’t you see him?:confused:
Fray: I didn’t see anybody with you.
Twylight: That can’t be.
Fray: Maybe he went to the bathroom.
Twylight: Yeah,that’s it.

DUNDUNDUN!


Cut to warehouse.
Outside what has turned into a makeshift torture chamber,Silver Sable screams are heard on the other side of the door.Mongo and Triligors tend to Illchill’s wounds

Mongo: Sounds like she isn’t taking it well.
Triligors: I wonder how long she’ll last.
Illchill: Can’t be that long,shoot.DG is straight trippin’ yo’.
Mongo: I don’t envy her.


Inside the room Silver Sable sits strapped tightly to chair sweating heavily after hours of torture.


Dorian Gray: Now,are you ready to talk?
Silver Sable: Yes,yes.Oh god,just make it stop.
Dorian Gray: Alright.

[Abaddon]

Dorian walks over to the television in front of her and stops the video.Calmly he pushes the eject button on the VCR and pulls out the tape

Dorian Gray: Not many people can last as long as you did.Most people generally end up catatonic after experiencing the compilation of works of Uwe Bole and Joel Schumacher.Youre a tough cookie.
Silver Sable: Youre sick.
Dorian Gray: You flatter me.Now,tell me what I want to know.
Silver Sable: I don’t remember. *fiddles with restraints*
Dorian Gray: You know,I thinkI have a copy of the original Fantastic Four movie somewhere…
Silver Sable: ok,fine!I’ll tell you.
Dorian Gray: Good.Where is the location of the Sword of Ecilam?
Silver Sable: Buried deep….in a tomb…
Dorian Gray: Where?!
Silver Sable: The Sword is guarded…you’ll never reach it.
Dorian Gray: In a matter of hours I will find the coins so…*grabs her face* Just tell me…where it is?


Seconds later Dorian bursts out of the room

Dorian Gray: Get ready boys,we’re leaving
Mongo: And the girl?
Dorian Gray: No time for her.We have a coin to find.


Safe Haven For Those Who Demand More
Fray travels up the flight of steps to the apartment on the upper floor.She knocks on the door firmly

Logan: *opens the door* I see you found my place ok.It‘s common courtesy to let people know youre coming.:wolverine
Fray: This isn’t a social call.
Logan: What’s up?
Fray: Apocalypse. *pushes him aside and steps in*
Logan: Hm. *shuts the door*
Fray: Well,a potential one at least.You know anything about any local gangs?
Logan: Ah,so now you come back to me for help…again.
Fray: Just answer the damn question.
Logan: There are multitudes of gangs.You looking for one,you may want to make with the details.
Fray: The Order of Set.
Logan: Sounds familiar.What’d they do?
Fray: They’ve been stealing artifacts.Word has it,they hired some troll for help.
Logan: Let me guess,the troll screwed them.
Fray: Basically.How’d you figure?
Logan: Common sense,really.That and word on the streets is that someone put a hit out for a thieving troll last week.
Fray: What do you know about the Order?
Logan: I know that theyre dangerous.You sure you aren’t looking for the troll?
Fray: I’m not worried about him.
Logan: Good.The Order is one deadly group.They’ll destroy anything and anyone that gets in their way.Any idea of what their stealing?
Fray: Something about a sword.
Logan: Sword…

Logan stands and walks over to his small library of books.He picks an old dusty copy from the top shelf,and flips through it

Logan: That wouldn’t happen to be the Sword of Ecilam ,would it?
Fray: Bingo.
Logan: The Order’s been after it for some time.
Fray: Why?
Logan: It’s long been believed the sword has mystical properties.They thought that by using the sword EML’s blood stained they could resurrect him. *reads a page* Also something about a prophecy…
Fray: So they just want to use the sword to bring some ancient Mod back from death?What ever happened to clubs having hobbies.Collecting stamps,fishing…things that didn’t involve murder or resurrecting the ungrateful dead.And what the hell kinda name is EML anyway?
Logan: It stands for Erik Magnus Lensherr.
Fray: Can’t say that’s any more impressive.
Logan: heh.
Fray: So resurrecting an evil Mod.I’m on it. *turns to leave*
Logan: I’ll come with you.
Fray: Why?
Logan: Because youre going to need my help.
Fray: Somehow I doubt that.
Logan: Look,youre not the only hero in this town.Sooner or later we’re going to need to help each other.
Fray: Hero?Is that what you call yourself?
Logan: I think it’s a suitable word.:wolverine
Fray: Whatever.You can go do your recon,and I’ll do mine.
Logan: Great.Then we can compare notes while the world is crumbling around us.:wolverine
Fray: Whatever.I got what I came for.You can do whatever you want,I’ve got an apocalypse to prevent.
Logan: So is that,then?You just came here to pump me for information?
Fray: What else would I pump you for?:confused:
Logan:….
Fray: I should probably edit that..
Logan: At least for your own sake.

[Abaddon]

Fray: I’m leaving now.
Logan: Not without me.
Fray: Look,I'm sorry if your tired of being cooped up here,doing who-knows-what all day,but I can handle this.
Logan: What do you mean by who-knows-what?:wolverine
Fray: You tell me.
Logan: Well I'm not doing what you think I'm doing.
Fray: What,masturbating?I doubt it.With those claws I imagine you’d end up with julienne penis.
Logan: Funny.
Fray: What do you do here all day?

Logan walks over to a desk,where a monitor sits viewing the discussion hall below.Blackhardknight and Hunter Rider are seen on talking on the screen

Logan: Chat up some friends.Come up with ideas for making better superhero films.
Fray: Do they even realize youre watching them?:confused:
Logan: Probably not.But it gives me some time to reflect on what they’ve said and come up with some better ideas of my own.I’m not always a people person.
Fray: So this is your view of socialization?
Logan: I go down there,of course.I just like to think up ideas here in the comforts of home.
Fray: You mean this dark,gloomy apartment…
Logan: Yes.
Fray: Well,isn’t that byronic.
Logan: So where are these troll-worshiping smegmaliths anyway?
Fray: I figure theyre looking for some special coin.Its in the museum.
Logan: Then that’s we’re going.

Logan walks to the closet and opens the door,revealing a large Gilmore Girls poster on the inside of the door.

Logan: Um…you probably should ignore that.:wolverine

[Abaddon]

cut to Hype High School hallways
Twy stops by a water fountain to get a drink only to find it covered in a green gooey slime.

Twylight: Eww:(
Abaddon: This place never was all that sanitary.
Twylight: Abba!Where were you?
Abaddon: Potty.
Twylight: I was worried.
Abaddon: I just went to go take a leak.:confused:
Twylight: Right,but its not always safe in this school.
Abaddon: Yeah,if youre not careful you might actually learn something.
Twylight: I’m serious.Bad things happen in this school.
Abaddon: Not too surprising.The guy in the urinal next to me was moaning and masturbating to some chick named Aunt Petunia.It was awkward.
Twylight: Awkwardness is the least of our worries here.
Abaddon: Sounds exciting.
Twylight: More than you know.
Abaddon: Guess,I’ll have plenty of fun here.
Twylight: Youre staying?
Abaddon: Yup.I already registered for classes.
Twylight: Cool.Maybe you can hang out with us sometime.
Abaddon: I’m more of a spectator;)
Twylight: Where are you headed now?
Abaddon: Advanced Thread Starting.
Twylight: Me too.It’s a boring class.
Abaddon: We’ll see…

As they continue walking they pass Toven talking to a short,chubby girl.

Pie4Me: I still don’t get why you want to be friends now.You used to make fun of me all the time last year.
Toven: That was then,this is now.
Pie4Me: I don’t get it.Youre popular,you don’t need me.
Toven: yeah,but I’m always around pretty people.And when your around pretty people its hard for other people to see how pretty you are.It’s like being a box full of shiny jewelry.
Pie4Me: I’m still not following.
Toven: Okay well,youre ugly right?So if you start hanging around me,people will see how pretty I am.Plus since you look like s**t,my prettiness will be up 40 % whenever your around.Look I made a chart.:)

Toven pulls out a large chart full of stats and figures,along with a picture of herself on a pony,and a picture of Pie eating a Krispy Kremes building and all its occupants.

Toven: See?
Pie4Me: I’m not going to be friends with you.
Toven: Why not? *points to bar graph* By hanging out with me,it’ll increase your popularity exponentially
Pie4Me: hmm..that is tempting.
Toven: Not only that but you’ll get invited to all the cool parties,and get all the best gossip first.:)
Pie4Me: um...I don’t know.:(
Toven: Do you want to die a lonely fat loser,or do you want to be popular?
Pie4Me: Popular I guess.
Toven: Friends?
Pie4Me: Friends.

[Abaddon]

Toven: Great.Maybe my prettiness will rub off on you.
Pie4Me: Really?J
Toven: Nah,who am I kidding.


Hype Library

Daisy: This isn’t getting us very far.
Matt: Youre telling me.Hundreds of years of Hype history in this book,and not one damn mention of a McDonalds.
Daisy: Youre supposed to be looking up the Sword of Ecilam.
Matt: Oh..right.
Daisy: Nevermind.I doubt there’s much info in these books anyway.I’ll try and see if the Viewers Council has anything.
Matt: You know Star Jones?:eek:
Daisy: Not the View.The Viewers Council.The people I work for.
Matt: You work for the guys that control the Nielsen Ratings?
Daisy: ……
Matt: What?

Daisy shakes her head and walks away

Matt: Tell me!I hate it when people do that.:mad:


GammaMike’s Pawn Shop
Several squad cars surround the place as Detective Flass’s body is rolled into the ambulance.A black covering lays on his bullet-ridden corpse.A few news vans pull up and set up their equipement.Officer Jonty stands to side talking to the others.

Officer Jonty: It was a massacre.They tied us up,then when Flass asked to go the bathroom,they shot him to death.It was awful.
Officer Elmo: What did they look?
Officer Jonty: I don’t know.They were masked.One of them was a woman.She was strong.And I think she had a Men in Black quote in her sig.
Officer Elmo: Interesting…but why didn’t they kill you?
Officer Jonty: Because I kept my mouth shut.
Officer Elmo: I see…by why was your gun found empty?
Officer Jonty: I told you,they took my gun and used it on Flass.
Officer Elmo: Hmm…
Officer Jonty: *pokes him* Are you saying you don’t believe me?!
Officer Elmo: No,heh.I’m just being thorough.
Officer Jonty: I don’t need to be called a liar by some lunatic,who was shooting up a school last week.:mad:
Officer Elmo: Well,at least I’m not whining about it like a little b**ch.
Officer Jonty: Easy for you to say,you weren’t there.You didn’t see him die!*pokes him*
Officer Elmo: Hey,cut it out,f***er!
Officer Jonty: Never!:mad:

Jonty poked Elmo repeatedly till he falls over holding his sides,convulsing wildly on the ground

Officer Elmo: Hahaheehee Hahaheehee!!That tickles.:D

[Abaddon]

The Order of Set pulled up in a van just a few feet away

Dorian Gray: The Flamer must have got to it first.
Illchill: We can still get da other one,yo’.Should be at the museum,fo sho’.
Mongo: he’s right.We should get there before the Flamer finds out where it is.
Dorian Gray: Then off we go. *pulls off*


cut to Applebee’s
The Shadaloo Army cackle away as they stuff down their celebratory meals.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/dialog-vega3.gif: So I said to him,”I’d hit it….with a truck!!”
Cyclops: That’s great.:D
Hyper Venom: Brilliant Bison.:D
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/dialog-vega1.gif: Naturally.Now, how much do you think this coin will be worth,Elijya?
Elijya: Quite a bit,considering there’s only three of them.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/dialog-vega5.gif: only three?

[Abaddon]

Elijya: yeah,they were scattered about.Supposedly they lead to something important
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/dialog-vega4.gif: Like what?
Elijya: I’m not exactly sure.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/Vega_10.gif: Well,whatever it is,its got to be worth more than all three coins combined.
Elijya: probably,yeah.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/dialog-vega1.gif: Then what the hell are we doing here?We got to find those other coins!
Hyper Venom: What about our lunch?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/Vega_9.gif: Dine and ditch,boys.Dine and ditch.

They quickly hop out of their seats and run out the door.


Just outside the SHHdale DMV
Fray and Logan make their way to the Hype Museum

Logan: so do you plan on finding this sword?
Fray: If need be.
Logan: Do you have a location?
Fray: Someone’s working on it…I think.If not,I’ll let the fates decide whether I should find it.
Logan: A little theurgic don’t you think?
Fray: eh,whatever.
Logan: I would think youd be a little more enthusiastic about hunting down a mythical sword.
Fray: Not really interested.
Logan: Not even a little?
Fray: Once the past is buried,I don’t see a reason in drudging it up again.
Logan: sometimes the past is worth digging up.
Fray: Funny,coming from you.
Logan: Why’s that?:wolverine
Fray: Go into a murderous rampage lately?
Logan: There were different circumstances.It was an error in judgement.I had a breakdown,and now I’m better.See,unlike you I can deal with the past.
Fray: And yet your eye twitches everytime I mention that blemish in your oh-so-perfect history.:rolleyes:
Logan: Well hearing you bring it up so much tends to grate on the nerves.Which is funny coming from someone who claims to want to leave the past buried.Maybe youre trying to hide something from your past.

[Abaddon]

Fray: Excuse me?Who are you to even cast any kind of judgment on me.
Logan: Struck a nerve didn’t I?You seem so fixated on burying your past by bringing up mine.But it’s only a matter of time,before youre knee-deep in your own s**t.What exactly are you trying to hide,huh?Drugs?Illicit sex?Transgender operation?:wolverine
Fray: Youre an idiot.
Logan: Ouch that hurt.That completely and utterly,invalidated my comment.Your superior mental abilities have bested me.I only wish I could learn how to verbally disarm an opponent like you do.:wolverine
Fray: You don’t get laid much,do you?
Logan: Ooh,another zinger.There’s that Flamer charm.
Fray: You ever get tired of being a jerk?
Logan: Dunno.You ever get tired of being ineffective?
Fray: Your lucky there are more important things at stake right now,because I feel the intense urge to ineffectively beat you into a bloody pulp.
Logan: Our all our conversations gonna end up in an argument?
Fray: Until you learn some social skills,I’m afraid so.
Logan: I don’t lack social skills.
Fray: Right,you just choose not to use them.That makes you an even bigger ass****.
Logan: Alright,now youre starting to piss me off.
Fray: As if that were a challenge.It must hard being right all the time.
Logan: It’s only hard when youre dealing with mulish people.:wolverine
Fray: Said the pot to the kettle
Logan: I suggest you find a way to end this now,cause I’m just catching my second wind.:wolverine
Fray: Tell me,Logan.Where do these arguments get you?Do they put you in some happy place,where you can pat yourself on the back for being superior?Youre a sad little man.No wait--a sad,little troll.
Logan: uh-oh.The great Flamer got her feelings hurt,so now she has to break out the “t” word.How juvenile.If speaking my mind,and pointing out the ignorance in ill-bred little vermin,then tonight I’ll proudly make myself a billy goat stew,sister.:wolverine
Fray: You don’t want people to like you do you?
Logan: Is this another way to convince yourself I’m not worth liking.
Fray: oh please,don’t give that self-pitying bulls**t.You’ve done everything to make me not like you.And guess what?Mission accomplished! I’m not going keep catering to your constant need to be in verbal fisticuffs with someone.You want to hold a conversation,then talk to me like I’m human.

[Abaddon]

Logan: Feh,I can’t count the number of times I’ve tried to be civil to you,and each time you’ve rejected my kindness.Obviously you can’t handle someone treating you like a person.
Fray: Typical machismo rhetoric.If you meant to be nice,then you’d be nice.And If you had any decent principles,we’d be Jim dandy.
Logan: You want to be angry at me,then be angry.Then again,how could I expect more from dense trollop,making moral assessments with the ideals of a five year old.
Fray: Big talk from a whiny little mama’s boy.
Logan: Step,off.:wolverine
Fray: that’s great.this conversation is over now.I have enough idiots to deal with today.I don’t need another some condescending ass**** joining that list.I’m done with you.
Logan: Then make like the wind and blow me.:wolverine
Fray: F**k off!. *walks away*
Logan: That ended better than I expected.:wolverine

[Abaddon]

Paradoxium’s Advanced Thread Starting Class

Paradoxium: And so you see, the key to good thread starting is organizing a topic that interest both you and other members of the community.For tonight,I want you all to prepare your threads for peer review.

The bell rings then awakening Twy from her slumber.

Twylight: *yawns* That was fascinating. Did you manage to stay awake?

Twy looks at the seat next to her and finds it empty.

Twylight: What the--? *turns to Happenstance* Did you see the new guy sitting next to me?
Happenstance: New guy?I didn’t see anybody.
Twylight: He was sitting right next to me.
Happenstance: How’d he look?
Twylight: Gorgeous,with deep penetrating eyes,and the cutest dimples.
Happenstance: Maybe you left him behind when you woke up. *exits*

Twy stands and walks over to Para

Twylight: um..did you see where the new student went?Abaddon.
Paradoxium: There’s no Abaddon in this class.
Twylight: He’s new.He just registered.
Paradoxium: I don’t see his name on my list.
Twylight: That can’t be.He registered.He was here,sitting next to me I saw him.
Paradoxium: Twy you know I always assign seats,and according to my seating chart no one was sitting next to you.
Twylight: That’s not true…he was here.He was here…*runs out screaming* ABBA!!!!!:eek:
Lisea: Uggh Groupies.:rolleyes:


Back at the Library
Daisy steps out of the room to find Gunny has joined Matt in being utterly useless.

Daisy: Found a location for the Order.Its some warehouse, in RPG town.
Gunny: Should we go check it out?
Daisy: It might interfere with the nothingness you two are occupied with.

The phone rings and Daisy moves to the desk and answers

Daisy: hello?
Fray: Hey its me.I’m outside the museum.
Daisy: oh,well I found the Order’s hideout.
Fray: Can’t be bothered to check that out now,theyre probably on their way here.
Daisy: Youre going to stop them?
Fray: No,I’m gonna steal the coin before they get here.
Daisy: How?
Fray: I’ll figure something out.
Daisy: Did you find any info?
Fray: Yeah,the Order is trying to find the Sword of Ecilam so they can use it to resurrect the Mod formerly known as EML.
Daisy: Then we’ve got to find the sword first.
Fray: And how do we do that?
Daisy: Well the coins can only be used in one location.When the three of them are placed in the correct position, they act as a key which should lead to the Sword.

[Abaddon]

Fray: Any else?
Daisy: That’s all I got so far.
Fray: Fine.In the meantime,you guys can keep searching for the other coins.
Daisy: Alright,be careful.And clear your pm box! *hangs up*

Daisy: You guys are gonna help me with some research.
Matt: But I wanted to play with my Ultra Omega Gamma Gamestation 360.:(
Gunny: Please tell me that’s not what you call your penis.:confused:
Matt: it’s a portable device that plays games,music,tv,movies,and porn.
Daisy: Okay…but does it tell time?:confused:
Matt: In eight different countries.It can also take pictures,record video,send messages,grill chicken,perform CPR, and can even be used as a telephone.
Daisy: Is all that even necessary?
Matt: DON”T QUESTION MY PRODUCT PURCHASE!http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v34/Drakon/SHH/Old%20Smileys/mad.gif
Daisy: Where’s Twy?

Cut to hallways
Twy runs about frantically searching for Abddon.She pokes her head in and out of classrooms.Just then Kipobe stops her.

Principal Kipobe: What the hell are you doing running around with your clothes on?:mad:
Twylight: I’m looking for my friend,Abaddon.
Principal Kipobe: Well he’s clearly not your friend if he’s making you around here like an insane person
Twylight: He was here and then they said he didn’t belong here.But I saw him!He wouldn’t just leave,something mustve happened.
Principal Kipobe: *pats her back* Relax.Calm down.Just come into my office,where we can discuss this.
Twylight: Ok.:(
Principal Kipobe: I’ll just call Coach Brodie in and we’ll have your bra off in no time.
Twylight: What?
Principal Kipobe: I mean friend!Yes,we’ll have your sexy friend back in no time.
Twylight: Abaddons a guy.
Principal Kipobe: eeh..we’ll make it work somehow.

[Abaddon]

Kipobe leads her into his office and theyre instantly taken aback by the smell of spam.Kipobe leans in and see’s Toven and her posse laying about the office languidly,as a George Foreman grill sits on his desk filling the room with the smoke from the burning spam.

Tuki: Dude…
Toven: Dude…
CLW: Dude?:confused:
Jackcool: Dude.:mad:
Tuki: Dude:p
Pie4Me: Dude…
Toven: Shut up.
Principal Kipobe: Whats going on in here?
Jackcool: Chillax pikobe.We’re just havin fun.:cool:
Principal Kipobe: By spamming in my office?:mad:
Tuki: Pretty much,yes.
Principal Kipobe: *turns to Twy* Excuse me,but your Abalone friend will have to wait.
Twylight: I understand. *steps out*


Kipobe closes the door behind her,and locks it.

Principal Kipobe: What the hell is wrong with you guys?How dare you spam in my office without me.:mad:
Toven: There’s still some more left in the grill.

Principal Kipobe: Sweet.

Kipobe grabs some spam and rolls up a blunt.

Principal Kipobe: I miss this

Meanwhile in the streets of SHHdale, Fray heads into a small alley located just a yard away from the museum. She searches around hoping to find a back entrance, and is startled by a light tap on the shoulder. She instanly jumps back and turns in a fighting stance prepared to face her possible attacker

The Spawn: Edgy much?
Fray: You really need to not sneak up on me.:mad:
The Spawn: Couldn’t help it.
Fray: I think you were a stalker in a past life.
The Spawn: That information is classified.
Fray: Right…why are you here now?
The Spawn: You trying to pull heist?
Fray: Maybe.
The Spawn: I brought some equipment.

[Abaddon]

He pulls out a small box from behind his cape and hands it to her

Fray: How was that being held up back there?
TheSpawn: That information is classified.
Fray: Nice.

She opens the box and finds an assortment of small metallic balls

Fray: You didn’t neuter a robot,did you?:confused:
TheSpawn: Those are smoke bombs.
Fray: What,no grappling hook?
TheSpawn: It’s the best I could come up with at the last minute.Along with this… *hands her a rolled up paper*
Fray: Which is?
TheSpawn: The location of the third coin.
Fray: What about the other two?
TheSpawn: You haven’t seen the news?An antique store was raided earlier today.I believe one of the coins was there.
Fray: The Order has it.
TheSpawn: That was I suspected,but upon investigating the scene it doesn’t seem like it.
Fray: Well who else could it be?
TheSpawn: I can’t be sure at this point,but chances are they’ll reveal themselves eventually.Which reminds me,youre running out of time.
Fray: Always full of good news,aren’t ya?
TheSpawn: You should grateful I’m helping you.
Fray: Ho do you even know all this stuff?Who told you I was the Flamer?Who the hell are you?
TheSpawn: That information is classified.
Fray: You never had any friends as a child,did you?
TheSpawn: That information is---
Fray: Classified?I figured.

Unbeknownst to both of them,the Order of Set parked in an alley opposite them,and began taking out equipment.

Mongo: Should we go over the plan?
Dorian Gray: We go in create a diversion.Illchill crawls through the vent and gets to the coin while everyone’s distracted.
Jaguarr: Tight:cool:.
-jag
Illchill: Fo' sho's,yo.The Order's comin' through like Scooby Doo.:cool:
Mongo: Don't talk anymore.
Triligors: Seriously,now its just sad.
Illchill: Playa haters.:(
Dorian Gray: Lets roll.


Dorian,Mongo,and Jaguarr grab individual briefcases and make their way to the front of the buildings entrance.Triligors waits in the van's drivers seat and Illchill yanks off the covering of the air vent,and begins to make his way through.

[Abaddon]

Inside the Hype Museum of Natural History
Fray stares at the exhibit where the coin was held.It was in a glass display with a sign on the wall that read “PreNoobian Artifacts”.It sat there on a pedestal, surrounded by various other objects believed to have belonged to the primordial age.She stared closely at the object trying to figure out a way in.Air vent?No,that would be stupid…and cliché.“I knew I shouldve watched The Thomas Crown Affair.Or hell even The Italian Job.“ she thought to herself..She began considering just breaking into the display the old fashion way,when a long line tracing down the wall crossed into her field of vision.It was a door,and likely the only one that would lead into the display.There had to be a room behind the display,and if she could somehow find her into that room,stealing the artifact would be a synch.But how?She glanced around the corner of the display to the small corridor adjacent,and there it was.The door that would give her easy access to the artifact.Unfortunately she could tell it was locked,and without the key she wouldn’t be able to go in.Crap.

Just then.Logan approached with a gruff,yet apologetic look on his face



Logan: I know youre probably still pissed at me,but I think we’re going to have to get along for the sake of the mission.
Fray: I agree.
Logan: And so,I’ll be the bigger man and apologize.I didn’t mean to get so coarse,before.I may have crossed the line.
Fray: Can’t argue with that.
Logan: um…aren’t you going to say something?
Fray: Not really.
Logan: So youre just gonna let me be the bigger man.
Fray: Pretty much.
Logan: Unexpected.:confused:
Fray: Why?Were you trying to trick me into apologizing as well by offering me the chance to one-up as the bigger man?
Logan: Well,not exactly but--
Fray: Its in the past.I’m over it
Logan: cool,I guess.
Fray: You still interested in getting this thing done?
Logan: Damn right.
Fray: Good.
Logan: So whats the plan?
Fray: plan?
Logan: You do have one,don’t you?:wolverine
Fray: Sure,I go into the museum.I steal the coin.I find a way to squish the bad guys for good.
Logan: Youre more naïve then I thought,if you actually think that’s going to work.
Fray: I didn’t exactly ask you to come along.
Logan: There’s no way youre going to walk out of that museum with a priceless artifact.
Fray: Wanna bet?;)
Logan: Considering you don’t have a plan,I don’t think that’d be in your best interest.:wolverine
Fray: Whats that smell? *sniffs air* Oh,yeah its chicken.
Logan: Don’t do this to yourself.
Fray: Bwawk,Bwawk,Bwawk.
Logan: I’ll bet you my entire ASM collection.
Fray: Throw in your subscription to NetFlix and it’s a deal.
Logan: Done
Fray: good.
Logan: Now,how do you plan on pulling this off.
Fray: Easy,there’s a door behind the exhibit.All I have to do is walk right through and nab the coin.
Logan: Piece of cake..I mean,if youre the Flash.
Fray: I can do it.
Logan: What about the security camera’s?
Fray: Smoke bombs should take care of that.
Logan: And you think no one will notice that?
Fray: That’s where you come in.
Logan: Explain.confused:
Fray: Diversion.
Logan: Diversion?
Fray: Diversion.
Logan: How?
Fray: *tears off a piece of her shirt* Like this. *points to him* TROLLLLL!!!!!!HEEELLLLLLLPPPP TROLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!HELPPPP!!!!SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!:eek:
Logan: What-the-?:wolverine


Several guards enter the scene and approach Herr Logan

Fray: He’s dangerous!He tried to hurt me!!All I said was that I didn’t think Fantastic Four was all that bad and he went berserk :(

The guards try to grab him,but Logan shoves them away.They all then leap on him simultaneously.Fray quickly snatches a pair of keys off one of the guards and heads towards the corridor adjacent to the exhibit

[Abaddon]

Back in the High School,
Daisy,Matt,and Gunny march out of the library

Gunny: Shouldn’t we take weapons?
Matt: Figures.you would say that.Fray and I handle stuff like this all the time,without weapons.Eventually you’ll learn the ropes.:cool:
Gunny: Whatever,I’m bringing a spork,just in case I have to jab into some guys nuts.
Matt: That wont work.
Gunny: You sure about that? *waves the spork menacingly near his crotch*
Matt: Forget I said anything.:O
Daisy: I have weapons in the car.
Matt: Wait,shouldn’t we get Twy?
Daisy: There’s not much time..
Matt: It’ll just take a sec.

Matt spots Bored drinking from the gooey slimed fountain

Matt: Uh,hey Bored.
Bored: Hay is for horses.
Matt: Ok…anyway,have you seen Twy?
Bored: Yes,Bored has.
Matt: Where?
Bored: She farted in my salad,now what are you staring at mongoose head?
Matt: What?
Bored: Oh,a comedian eh?Here’s a riddle for you: whats the weather like in Prague?
Matt: I don’t know.
Bored: No one visits Prague anymore.
Matt: Where the hell is Twy?
Bored: She swallowed the earth.It was lovely.
Matt: Where did you last see her?
Bored: Bored thinks the Beast saw her last.
Matt: What beast?

LL spots Daisy looking at her watch impatiently and casually hovers over.He yawns a bit,but she remains oblivious to his presence.With a firm thrust,he turns right, hitting her in the shins


Daisy: OW!:mad:
Larrylegend: Oops,sorry.Didn’t see you there.
Daisy: Its alright I-- Oh Larry.
Larrylegend: Oh hi,Daisy.
Daisy: Youre in a hover chair.
Larrylegend: Courtesy of the administration.They can’t have me off of work for too long.
Daisy: How are you feeling?
Larrylegend: Not too bad.How about you?
Daisy: Same old.
Larrylegend: Of course.So what have you been up to?
Daisy: Filing papers,stopping potential apocalypses ,the usual.
Larrylegend: You going to Wareagle’s funeral on Thursday?
Daisy: Yeah.Everyone’s going to be there.
Larrylegend: Cool.
Daisy: I guess….
Larrylegend: So,how’s Slag been?
Daisy: I haven’t heard from him in awhile.He’s always busy at work.
Larrylegend: Right,right.
Daisy: I think he mentioned something about going on a roadtrip with Wareagle’s body “for old times sake”.
Larrylegend: That Slag…
Daisy: Well I’d love to stay and chat but…you know.
Larrylegend: Right, apocalypse.I wont keep you any longer.
Daisy: We’ll catch up later,you know,if the world doesn’t end.:)
Larrylegend: I’d like that.:)

Bored: Fire,fire everywhere and not a soul to burn.What a tragedy it is to be Irish.Bored is distressed.
Matt: I give up.
Daisy: Lets just go.
Bored: Fine!Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you.:mad:

Daisy quickly scampers away,and the others follow.LL drifts into fantasy watching her.She appears suddenly in a bathing suit,and turns back to give him a wink,only to reveal its not Daisy at all but Jessica Alba

Larrylegend: Soon you’ll be mine,Jessica.Wait--I mean Daisy.Yeah,Daisy.Focus,Larry.Focus.

[Abaddon]

Bored: I believe I’m with child.
Larrylegend: You didn’t swallow any Judy dolls,did you?
Bored: My feet taste like acid,and there’s a panther in my pants.
Larrylegend: This is why I try to cut down on my student-teacher interaction. *hovers away*


Hype Museum
Dorian,Mongo and Jaguarr enter the museum carrying their briefcases.A guard quickly moves from his booth and stands in front of them

Not Jake: I’m going to have to check those bags.
Dorian Gray: Of course.*Snaps fingers* Boys…

They all walk over to the booth and drop their briefcases in front of the guard.Not Jake lifts one up and tries to find the opening,unaware of the fact that the three men were now putting on gas masks.Feeling frustrated he beings gnawing on the briefcase.

Dorian Gray: Here,let me help.

Dorian presses a button that makes the briefcase open automatically.The embarassed guard is suddenly hit with the smell of putrid animal carcasses covered in wet feces, and moldy cheese.He retches instantly and falls to the floor.Jaguarr and Mongo grab their suit cases and place them in strategic places around the museum exhibits,and promptly open them realising the nauseating stench,which sends the visitors running

Melfina: What the ****?:eek:
Dr. Goblipus: Eeech.
Riggs: It smells like my grandmothers house.
Terry: Let’s flee!

And so they did flee,as the three men moved in towards the area where the coin was in.Unbeknownst to them,Fray was casually entering the room behind the exhibit.It looked like a small office,and on a shelf there was a stack of cleaning products,presumably to clean the priceless artifacts.She walked over to the door that led into the exhibit,and fiddled around with the keys till she found the one which would open the locked door.She felt the temtpation to just break down the damn door,and steal the object in plain sight of everyone.It would be a helluva lot more fun,but she decided this job required finesse,and so she stuck the key in the door and opened it a crack.She then pulled some smoke bombs from her coat pocket,and hurled it at the security camera.Instantly they exploded in a cloud of black smoke,which began to fill the room.Fray smiled wickedly and calmly walked toward the pedestal which the coin rested atop of.She quietly removed the glass casing,and took a moment to stare at the object.It didn’t look like much.In fact it couldve easily been mistaken for a Chuck E. Cheese coin,if not for the archaic inscriptions.As she stared in near total lack of awe,Illchill made his way through the air vent to the same exhibit.He carefully removed the fan and hastily strapped on his harness,which was attached to a small mechanical device that he drilled into the vent.It was from a prize he won at Burger King.”Big kids meal,my ass” he thought to himself “dis shizznit is off da hizhook”.He then put on his large sunglasses,to complete the ensemble,and dropped down Mission: Impossible-style just above Fray’s head.Below Fray peeked to see if Logan was still getting beaten.A great sense of pleasure ran through her body as she thought it about it.He could barely be seen,because the smoke had filled the room so quickly,and so she snapped back into reality and grabbed the coin.

Fray: ASM collection,come to mama.

Just then Illchill suddenly realized who the person below him was.With a smirk he quickly snatched the coin from her hands

Fray: What the--?
Illchill: Too slow,bizatch!
Fray: Give it back,turd.
Illchill: No ways,yo.You just got served.:cool:

He pushed the button on his harness and began to ascend,but Fray wasn’t ready to quit.She swung the glass case at him,causing it to shatter over his head.She then grabbed a shard and cut him down from the harness.

Illchill: Ows,yo.That aint cool.:(
Fray: Neither are you.
Illchill: You straight trippin’,boo.I’m illest of chillest.You just a jacked up chickenhead on ‘roids.
Fray: You are*.God,if youre gonna insult me,at least use proper grammar.:rolleyes:

Fray grabbed the coin back and headbutted him.Illchill collapsed and removed his now broken shades.Pissed as hell he tripped her,and a struggle ensued.

Meanwhile,on the outside Logan knocked out the last security guard,and stood on top of the pile of them with an arrogant smirk.They fought hard,but they were no match for his big word-usage and tedious ramblings.Most of them had fallen asleep,or had run off to go look up some of the words he’d used in the dictionary.Logan laughed to himself,knowing he’d made some of them up. He turned then to see how Fray was doing when he was hit with that awful stench.

Logan: God,I didn’t know this museum had feces among its collection.:wolverine

Dorian,Mongo,and Jaguarr then marched in on the scene,spotting Fray and Illchill in the exhibit

Jaguarr: it’s the Flamer.
-jag
Mongo: She’s going after the other coin.
Dorian Gray: Well,don’t just stand there,stop her!
Logan: You may want to reconsider that.:wolverine
Dorian Gray: What are you doing here?That gas shouldve knocked you out by now.
Logan: I’ve smelled worse bulls**t in the X3 forums.
Dorian Gray: Then I guess I'll have to take you down.
Logan: Bring it on,pencil neck.:wolverine

[Venom Drool]

the lack of me is disturbing :(

[Abaddon]

Daisy’s Chevy on Mirko rd.

Gunny: Are you sure Kipobe’s not going to get pissed at you for leaving?
Daisy: I don’t think he even realizes a library exists in this school.
Matt: What about during staff meetings?:confused:
Daisy: He usually just stares at my breasts.
Gunny: That’s a bad thing?:confused:
Daisy: Its hard for a woman to be taken seriously in the workplace when she’s highly skilled,got full credentials,a prolific background, and ass that wont quit.Which is why I keep weapons in my car.
Matt: I guess,but why would you need chains,an executioners mask,and a saddle?:confused:
Daisy: What?
Matt: I saw them in the trunk.
Daisy: That’s for um…private Viewer stuff.
Matt: Like what?
Daisy: None of your business.:mad:

Daisy makes a left turn and parks in front of a large abandoned warehouse

Gunny: Looks like we’re here.

Minutes later they quietly meander about the warehouse,Daisy holding a machete,Gunny with a crossbow,and Matt with a spatula.

Matt: Hey Gunny,wanna trade?
Gunny: Nope.
Matt: Come on,its not fair.
Daisy: I told you to put the spatula down and pick up a weapon before I closed the trunk.Now youre stuck with it,so hush.
Matt: :(
Gunny: I don’t see anyone here.Maybe they left already.
Daisy: Wait,I here something…

Daisy follows the sound of muffled groaning coming from behind them,and the others follow.They walk into a room and find Silver Sable in a chair bound and gagged.

Gunny: Whose that?
Matt: I don’t know,maybe she came with the place.
Silver Sable: Uhnghy hney!

Daisy rushes over and ungags her.

Silver Sable: Thank you,now untie me so we can get the heck out of here!!
Daisy: Are they coming back?
Silver Sable: No there’s a bomb rigged to explode any second now!!!!
Gunny: oh s**t!

Matt and Gunny flee while Daisy quickly cuts the ropes with her machete.Sable and Daisy then run like hell and manage to catch up with the less heroic two.They all storm out the door and jump into the air in slow-mo,only to realize just as they hit the ground that the bomb hadnt gone off

Daisy: Well,that was anticlimactic.
Gunny: What the hell?
Matt: I thought you said there was a bomb.:mad:
Silver Sable: There was…or is.It should go off at any second now.
Gunny: That’s what you said a few seconds ago.:rolleyes:
Silver Sable: I guess we had more time than I thought.I mightve miscalculated.
Gunny: Or maybe there was never a bomb to begin with
Silver Sable: There was…they mightve rigged it wrong though.They left in kind of a hurry.
Daisy: Better safe then sorry,I guess.Though I really looking forward to an explosion.
Gunny: Now,we’ve made a dramatic escape for nothing.Thanks a lot.
Matt: I think I dropped my spatula.
Silver Sable: Look,this is just as awkward for me as it for you guys.Who are you people,again?
Gunny: Aren’t there laws against yelling bomb in an abandoned warehouse?
Daisy: That’s fire,in a crowded movie theatre.
Gunny: Whatever.My point is there wasn’t a clear and present danger.
Silver Sable: There WAS a clear and present danger.We were all about to get blown to bits!
Gunny: So when you say “about to“,you mean in like 2 to 3 days,right?
Matt: I’m gonna go get my spatula back.

Matt stands and walks back towards the warehouse.

Silver Sable: I don’t have to take this from you.
Gunny: Yes,you do.We saved your life.
Daisy: Actually,I saved her life.
Gunny: Tomato,tomahto.
Silver Sable: I don’t even know who you people are.
Gunny: The feelings mutual.
Silver Sable: Youre not very nice,you know.
Gunny: How can I be nice to someone who ruined what couldve been a perfect dramatic moment.

As Matt approaches the door,the warehouse suddenly explodes in a fiery inferno,the force sending him flying backwards and onto Daisy’s car.

Silver Sable: Hows that for drama?!
Gunny: That’ll do.

[maxwell's demon]

flamer < hypeworld. still. (because it has me in it) :o

[Abaddon]

my poop > maxwell's demon

[maxwell's demon]

true:(

but still:
hypeworld>flamer:o

because in flamer, bored is irish and preganant:confused:

[Holly Goodhead]

Hypeworld sucks *******.

[Abaddon]

true:(

but still:
hypeworld>flamer:o

because in flamer, bored is irish and preganant:confused:


He's neither,just insane.Your reading comprehension skills are lackluster.:down

[maxwell's demon]

Hypeworld sucks *******.

hypeworld learned it by watching you!:mad:

[Abaddon]

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=187435

[JJ RETURNS]

hype series is better than all of you.

[Abaddon]

Cut back to Hype High
Twy wanders about aimlessly when LL speeds up behind her,knocking her in the leg with his hoverchair

Twylight: Ow..be careful with that thing.
Larrylegend: I got you your get out of jail free card.You can leave to do whatever.
Twylight: that’s great.
Larrylegend: Why the long face?
Twylight: My friend disappeared
Larrylegend: Maybe your friend just went to the bathroom.
Twylight: He already went once before.
Larrylegend: Perhaps he ate the school lunch.
Twylight: Never thought of that…
Larrylegend: Yup,the poor rat bastard’s probably emptying the gas tank.
Twylight: Ewww..mental image!
Larrylegend; s’ok,lil sis.I’m sure he’s got plenty of toilet paper to keep him company.The janitor made sure to stock up,since they opened that Taco Bell in the cafeteria.
Twylight: Is that still open?I’m in the mood for a gordita.
Larrylegend: I think they shut it down.Guess youre stuck with school lunch.
Twylight: I’d rather starve.
Larrylegend: I don’t blame you.The other week,I tried it out and found a rat testicle in my sloppy joe.
Twylight: :eek:!
Larrylegend: I know.It didn’t taste that bad,but I think it was decaying.
Twylight: I’d like to exit this conversation now.
Larrylegend: oh,carry on.
Twylight: Thank you.I’m gonna head to the library and check on the others.
Larrylegend: They left.I think they were looking for you.
Twylight: Where’d they go?
Larrylegend: I didn’t ask.
Twylight: Hmm…everyone’s gone.I have no one to hang out with.
Larrylegend: I’m here.
Twylight: I guess you’ll have to do.;)
Larrylegend: Good,I was hoping someone would polish my chair.
Twylight: Nice try,professor,but I was thinking we should go research some stuff.
Larrylegend: Can’t I just hover around and pretend I’m helping?:confused:
Twylight: Ok,but just this once.

Hype Museum
Logan finds himself being ganged up on by Mongo,Jaguarr,and Dorian.Fray meanwhile continues her struggle for the coin with Illchill.She manages to get the upper hand pull it out of his grasps,but the lowly lackey counters by viciously tickling her.


Fray: Sunuva b**ch!:D
Illchill: Izzile to da chizzle’s got the magic touch,yo.:cool:

He snatched the coin back and held it up victoriously.Angered,Fray lifted up the pedstal and swung hard at him,delivering a powerful blow that sent him crashing through the display window.She then jumped out,stepping on the shattered glass and stood over her opponent with enmity.

Fray: Woe to the posers.:mad: *sniffs the air* God,what is that smell?!

Illchill twitched a bit,realising his grasp on the coin,which then began roll down the hallway.Immediately Mongo and Jaguarr ran after it,and Fray soon followed.She caught up and dispensed a hard karate chop to the back of Mongo‘s neck,putting him out of commision.

[Abaddon]

Jaguarr: I've got it!
-jag
Fray: Don't think so.:mad:

They both rush to grab the coin,when suddenly Bison and the Shadaloo crew storms in through the doors.THey immediately draw their weapons and aim at all in their vicinity.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/dialog-vega1.gif: Well,looks like I got here just in time.
Fray: Bison!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/dialog-vega4.gif: Flamer.It seems we're both after the same thin--wait.

Bison stops and sniffs the air

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/Bison_shocked.jpg: WTF is that smell?!


Daisy's Chevy
Matt and Gunny sit in the back as Silver Sable gab on about the sword.

Gunny: How you feeling?
Matt: Like I landed on a car after a warehouse exploded.
Gunny: Youre fine.
Matt: This world saving stuff really should come with a health plan.
Gunny: Just walk it off.
Matt: I will...as soon as I regain feeling in my legs.
Gunny: pussy.:rolleyes:
Matt: You think Daisy’s mad at me,for putting in a dent in her car?
Gunny: Nah,she’s too mature for that kind of thing.
Matt: Cool.Hey,Dais can you roll down your window a bit?There's too much wind in my face.
Daisy: HISS!!http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v34/Drakon/SHH/Old%20Smileys/mad.gif
Matt: Nevermind.:(

[The Spawn]

Not bad...

[bored]

*achem*

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=187435


btw, toven, hypeworld SO does not suck whatever word is censored there :mad: .

[Abaddon]

Daisy: *turns to Sable* Now what were you saying?
Silver Sable: I am a descendant of the guardians who protected the Sword of Ecilam for millenia.They made it their life’s purpose to ensure the safety of the sword,and to keep it out of the hands of those who meant to misuse it.
Daisy: Sounds like a pretty big responsibility to carry all your life.
Silver Sable: Actually,I just found out last week.
Daisy: oh..
Silver Sable : it was weird.One day I’m some normal girl working at a Taco stand,and the next my head is suddenly filled with all this ancient knowledge and stuff.I can barely keep track of where I put my house keys,and now I’ve got all this responsibility and stuff.It sucks.And I think I’m getting stress acne.L
Daisy: Well,you do remember where you told the Order to find the location of the sword.
Silver Sable: Oh,yeah.That I remember.But they need all three coins to enter the thread its buried in…wait,I’ve said too much,didn’t I?Crap.My uncle’s going to soooo p’oed.L
Daisy: It’s ok.We’re the good guys.
Silver Sable: Oh,good….I guess.Where are we going?
Daisy: The High School.

Back at the Museum.
The coin continues to roll until it knocks into the information booth and stops.Immediately Jaguarr jumps to grab it,but is shot repeatedly with Shadaloo’s spam-guns.He falls hard,badly bruised and covered in that stinky meat product.Hyper Venom then hurries and picks up the coin.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/vega_6.jpg: Now Flamer,if youre smart you wont make the same mistake,this tattooed freak here did.
Fray: What are you up to,Bison?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/dialog-vega1.gif: Business,my dear.Shadaloo is all about business.
Fray: And what do ancient artifacts have to do with “business“?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/Vega_10.gif: I thought you’d have that figured out by now.These coins are obviously valuable.And having all three would make me a very rich man.Plus,there’s the added bonus of screwing you and those other dudes over.
Fray: Who told you all this?
Elijya: Its our job to stay ahead of the game.
Fray: You’ll never find all three.
Hyper Venom: We just got the second one.How many do you have?Oh,that’s right.NONE!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/Vega_10.gif: HAHAHA!You really do suck,Flamer.

[Abaddon]

Just then Dorian Gray walked in on the scene,after having kicked Logan in the crotch.He looked around at the new faces and removed his gas mask.He then spotted the coin in the hands of one of the men and his eyes twinkled.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/dialog-vega4.gif: Who the hell are you?
Dorian Gray: I should ask you the same question.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/dialog-vega3.gif: I am E. Bison,leader of the Shadaloo Empire.I’m sure you’ve heard of me.
Dorian Gray: Doesn’t ring a bell.Get out of here.
Elijya: Funny,we were just about to ask you to do the same.
Dorian Gray: I want that coin.
Elijya: The coin is ours.
Dorian Gray: No it isnt.Give it to me.
Cyclops: You willing to die for it?
Dorian Gray: Listen,we all seem to be after the sma e thing.We’re grown men here,we don’t need to resort to violence.Obviously you are a man of refined taste.Bison.Perhaps we can cut a deal.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/dialog-vega1.gif: Intriguing…
Elijya: Uh,boss.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/dialog-vega3.gif: We both seem to be on the same side of things.I don’t see why we should be fighting.
Dorian Gray: Exactly.The Flamer is an enemy to us both,and well the enemy of my enemy is…
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/dialog-vega1.gif: My friend.
Dorian Gray: Together we can eliminate her now,and handle all this coin business later.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/dialog-vega1.gif: Sounds like a deal.Put ‘er there.

Bison extends his hand out and Dorian reaches over to shake it.With a firm grip, Bison then grabs hand and hurls him across the room.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/dialog-vega2.gif: I AINT NO HOLLA BACK GIRL!
Hyper Venom: Bisown3d!

[Abaddon]

Seizing the opportunity,Fray reaches for her belt and throws a smokebomb on the floor in front of the others,releasing the dense black shroud .She then dropkicks Hyper Venom,knocking the coin out of his hands.The others cough,and scramble.

Hyper Venom: I’m hit!I lost the coin.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/dialog-vega2.gif:FIND IT!

Meanwhile,on the other side of the museum Logan exchanges blows with the newly awakened Illchill.

Illchill: You going down,like a clown,yo.:mad:
Logan: Gee,that’s clever. Only hope your bite is better than your bark.:wolverine
Illchill: You aint got nothin’ on me,yo.
Logan: Lets just finish this already.Listening to you,is like having an enema.:wolverine
Illchill: Fo‘ shizzle.

Illchill delivers a hard jab at Logan’s jaw,disorientating him a bit.He then starts floating like a butterfly,and stining like a bee.Annoyed,Logan turns and grabs a priceless copy of James Cameron’s Spider-Man script,and b**chslaps him with it.Illchill is instantly knocked down,moreso by the force of the scripts sheer stupidity,than by Logans hit

Logan: Shizzle that,you obnoxious little tapeworm.:wolverine

Logan then looks at the script and promptly rips the unholy papers to shreds.

Logan: Thank God this evil wasn’t unleashed on us. *sniffs the air* Bison.:wolverine

[GunBlade]

hahaha :up:

[Abaddon]

Cut to Hype High School Library,
LL spins around in his hover chair,and knocks some books over.As Twy bends down to pick them up,LL knocks into the table again,spilling a bottle of wite out in her hair

Larrylegend: Whoops.
Twylight: EEEIIIII!!!!:eek:
Larrylegend: Sorry about that lil sis.
Twylight: Why do you have to keep spinning around like that?Now look what you‘ve done.O look like a skunk,:mad:
Larrylegend: I can’t help it.This chair is so much fun.
Twylight: It was more fun when you could walk, and do stuff besides spin around in a chair knocking over stuff.
Larrylegend: Relax.
Twylight: You got white out in my hair,I’m not relaxing!:mad:

Toven enters the room

Toven: I need a book,b**ches.
Larrylegend: Daisy’s not here.
Toven: Whats your point?:confused:
Larrylegend: Come back later.
Toven: Aren’t you a teacher?
Larrylegend: Yes,but I didn’t major in library science.I chose a less boring field of study.
Twylight: I’ll help you Toven.
Toven: Shouldn’t you be in a corner somewhere,reading the Babysitters Club?:rolleyes:
Twylight: I don’t read those books….anymore.What kind of book do you need?
Toven: I need a book on an actress for the actor-movie-actor thread.
Twylight: Which actress?
Toven: Olympia *******.
Twylight: I think you mean Olympia Dukakis.:confused:
Toven: Really?I was hoping it was *******.
Larrylegend: Get out of here,Toven!We don’t need your filth talk here.
Toven: Whatever,I have threads to hijack. *exits*
Larrylegend: That girl will never learn.
Twylight: Where did she even get ******* from?What the heck does ******* mean anyway?:confused:
Larrylegend: Her damage has already been done.Just stay away from Toven,she’s a bad influence.
Twylight: Tovens just bad in general.

[Abaddon]

Daisy enters the library with Silver Sable,Gunblade,and a poorly bandaged Matt.

Daisy: There you are.Whats with the Rogue look?
Twylight: LL,spilled wite out in my hair. *looks to Matt* What happened to you?
Matt: I got hurt,which may or may not have happened if you were around.:mad:
Twylight: Sorry,I was looking for a friend,who may or may not exist.
Silver Sable: So this is the school?Somehow I expected it to be….bigger.
Daisy: Uh,Twy this Silver Sable,Sable this is Twylight.
Twylight: Hi.^_^
Silver Sable: Hello.
Daisy: Sable’s the woman who the Order kidnapped the other night.She’s got some info on what we’re dealing with and--oh,hi Larry.I didn’t see you there
Larrylegend: I was being quiet.
Daisy: What are you doing here?
Larrylegend: Keeping Twy company.
Daisy: Oh…alright.:confused:
Larrylegend: Should I leave?
Daisy: No its alright.
Larrylegend: Cool.
Daisy: So um,anyway Sable here knowns the location of the sword and all the coins.Frays already on the trail of one in the museum,and now we have to find the other two.
Silver Sable: One of them is located in a pawn shop downtown.
Daisy: Great,so we’ll just---
Larrylegend: Pawn shop?
Daisy: Yes,that’s what she said.
Larrylegend. Well didn’t you hear the news this afternoon?
Daisy: No,I was busy not getting blown up.
Larrylegend: Someone raided a pawn shop earlier today.Stole some goods,but left the register untouched.I think an officer was shot too.
Gunny: But we don’t know for sure if its our pawn shop,right?
Matt: Well how often do pawn shops get robbed for their merchandise?
Gunny: In Hype you never know for sure.
Daisy: Even so we should take this into consideration.Did they say anything about who mightve been responsible?
Larrylegend: I think one of the officers mentioned some wild teenagers.
Gunny: Could be anybody.
Matt: Or not.
Daisy: Has Fray checked in yet?
Twylight: Haven’t heard from her.


Cut to Museum
Shadaloo,Fray,and now Mongo crawl on the floor searching for the coin amidst the thinning black smoke.

Mongo: I got it.Huzzah!:D
Elijya: Get him!:mad:
Mongo: :eek:

Mongo runs off and Elijya,Hyper Venom,Bison and Fray immediately grab batons and chase after him Benny Hill style.He runs down the hall,and back,but doesn’t shake them.Finally he slows them down by running around a pillar.Logan runs in on the tomfoolery,and after a brief “WTF?”,punches Mongo in the face and snatches the coin away.

Logan: That was easy.:confused:

As the smoke clears Cyclops seizes the opportunity, and blasts Logan through the wall

[Abaddon]

Cranberries.:confused:

[Abaddon]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/dialog-vega3.gif: Sweet shot,Cyke.I may just give you this Thanksgiving off.If the rest of you showed that kind of skill,you’d all be seeing your families this coming holiday too.
Cyclops: But you put most of my family in an internment camp.:confused:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/dialog-vega4.gif: Did I?
Cyclops: Remember?You asked me to give you a foot massage,I told you to go have your momma do it,then you sequestered mine….
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/Vega_10.gif: Oh yeah…your mom makes a mean apple crumb cake.
Cyclops: And I'd like to have some.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/vega_5.gif: Alright,she's free to go.But I want her back by the end of the month,and I'm keeping your uncle and sister.


The other Shadaloo members soon chimed in with their own personal request,and while they bargained Dorian Gray crawled over to the hole in the wall that housed the unconcious Logan.He reached over and picked the coin.Just then Fray caught a glimpse of this and immediately leaped at him,grabbing at the coin.They each tug at the coin.

Fray: Youre not gonna win.
Dorian Gray: We'll see about that.I challenge you to a Shaolin Showdown!:mad:
Fray: WTF?:confused:
Dorian Gray: er,nevermind.

Dorian grabs a brick and swiftly whacks Fray on the head with it,causing her to release her grip.He thens grabs Mongo and runs toward the back exit.Jaguarr catches sight of this and follows,grabbing Illchill along the way.The Shadaloo members continue their discussion,completely oblivious to these events.

[Abaddon]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/Spider_Lantern/bison4.bmp: Oh,I see.Its a mutiny!I give and give and give,and all you people do is take.I should fire all your asses!!
Hyper Venom: I'm just worried about the pension plan.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/dialog-vega2.gif: Pension,smension.Aren't your precious health benefits enough?
Elijya: Wait..uh,guys.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/dialog-vega4.gif: What now?

Elijya looks over at Fray and Logan who lie barely concious,then looks around to the find the Order nowhere to be found.

Elijya: What just happened?:confused:

[Abaddon]

Minutes later Fray and Logan awaken in a spooning position.

Fray: Ah,what the hell?!
Logan: What the--?My Jessica Alba dream doesn’t start like this.:mad:
Fray: Eww..get away from me.
Logan: I think we’re glued together.:wolverine
Fray: What?!:eek:
Logan: My crotch seems to have been crazy glued to your…posterior:O
Fray: Youre joking,right?
Logan: I wish I was.

Fray pulls and tugs,trying to pry her ass off his crotch.She then looks up at the wall in front of them and see’s the words: “Courtesy of Bison” spray painted in red.

Fray: Sunuva b****!
Logan: That crafty bastard.:wolverine
Fray: Shut up.
Logan: Relax,maybe we can get out of this safely.
Fray: I don’t care how safe it is,I just don’t want to be caught here like this.
Logan: Right,the police are probably on their way.
Fray: This can’t get any worse.
Logan: You didn’t get the coin,did you?
Fray: Last I saw, those clockwork orange rejects made off with it.
Logan: Nice.Now Bison and his sequacious little vermin are on the two steps ahead of us

[Abaddon]

Fray: A lot of help you were:rolleyes:
Logan: You want to play the blame game,or do you want to get the hell out of here?
Fray: What should we do
Logan: I don’t know.Maybe you can take off your pants.
Fray: Not in this lifetime,bub.:mad:
Logan: Well,then I’m fresh out of ideas.
Fray: that’s the best one you had?
Logan: well it wasn’t a bad one.
Fray: Not for you.
Logan: don’t flatter yourself,toots.:wolverine
Fray: What are you like a 1920s mobster now?
Logan: You just love to bicker, don’t you?
Fray: Youre one to talk.
Logan: I feel its my duty to point out the flaws in the statements of others.You want to call that bickering,its fine by me.
Fray: So youre saying you weren’t captain of the debate team?:confused:
Logan: I was,and that’s besides the point.:wolverine
Fray: Whatever,I just want to get off your crotch as soon as possible.
Logan: So soon,I thought you enjoyed riding me?
Fray: You just had to make a double entendre.:rolleyes:
Logan: Its called making light of the situation,which circumstances aside is funny once you think about it.
Fray: I’d rather not.

[Abaddon]

Logan: Well you don’t want to drop your pants….
Fray: Why don’t you drop your pants?
Logan: You’d love that wouldn’t you?:wolverine
Fray: Get over yourself.:rolleyes:
Logan: Maybe we should find some kind of alternative.
Fray: You think?:rolleyes:
Logan: A woman beating up guys,and carrying a pointy object.Can you say penis envy?:wolverine
Fray: God,you are really asking for it.
Logan: I’m just sayin’
Fray: I’d kick you in the balls if my ass wasn’t to them.
Logan: Speaking of,can you stop gyrating your ass so much?:wolverine
Fray: I’m trying to wriggle free,pervert.
Logan: Look,why don’t I pull one way,and you hold on to that banister and pull the other way?
Fray: I’ll try anything

They stand and clumsily move over toward banister,where Fray bends over and grabs hold.Logan reaches back and grabs onto a pillar behind him.

Fray: That better be a novelty item rubbing up against my ass.
Logan: Oh shut up, you love it.
Fray: Just pull.
Logan: Alright,ready?
Fray: Ready.

They each pull with all their might in opposite directions,but the glue wont give.

Logan: I’d like to punch the guy who invented krazy glue,right about now.
Fray: Damn this efficient adhesive!:mad:
Logan: Now I know how the toilet guy felt.
Fray: Does that even compare?:rolleyes:
Logan: Just keep pulling.

[Abaddon]

They pull and struggle back and forth,back and forth.Pulling,and pushing.Heaving and thrusting.Testing the limits of their strong,warm bodies that were now linked in the doggy-style position by a sticky adhesive

Fray: You almost had it!
Logan: Good, pull!
Fray: I’m trying!
Logan: Maybe if I push a little..
Fray: Ah,that’s good.Faster
Logan: What?
Fray :FASTER!
Logan: This good?
Fray :that’s great!We’re almost there.
Logan: I’m getting tired
Fray: Don’t stop!
Logan: I’m not!
Fray: Harder!
Logan: Pull!
Fray: Give it some more!
Logan: How much can you take?!
Fray: I can take it all damnit!
Logan: Like that?!
Fray: Yea,just like that!More,more,MORE!!!
Logan: I’m COMIN’ OFF!
Fray: YES!YES!GOD YES!!!

The glue begins to give way and Logan raises his hand and gives Fray a firm slap on the ass,which allows them to finally break free and leaves a tare on the front of his pants.They fall immediately,panting heavily.Fray then raises her head to find a stunned audience.

Twylight: :eek:
Matt: :eek:
Gunblade: :eek:
Toven: :)

Several awkward minutes later in Toven’s Camry
Fray,Matt,and Twy sit in the back seat while Toven gives Logan curious glances towards his crotch which was now covered by his jacket.

Matt: …..
Twylight: ……
Fray: ……..
Logan: …….
Fray: So,um Twy.Did you do something with your hair?
Gunblade: My oh my.I shouldve known you were a freak.
Twylight: Gunny!
Gunblade: Well somebody had to say it.
Fray: For the last time,we weren’t doing anything.
Gunblade: Then whats that clear sticky stuff on your ass?
Fray: Its krazy glue!
Gunblade: Its that what theyre calling it nowadays?:confused:
Fray: Look,Bison and his goons glued us together as a joke.A very,very sick joke.
Gunblade: Which you seemed to enjoy.
Fray: We had our clothes own for goodness sake.
Gunblade: To each his own.
Toven: Just accept it,youre a slut.
Fray: Why are you even here?
Twylight: Daisy sent us,and we needed a ride so Toven offered.
Fray: What?
Twylight: That was my reaction.
Toven: I was in a good mood.
Matt: Why,did they start doing anal cavity searches again?
Toven: Ask your girlfriend.
Matt: I don’t have one.:rolleyes:
Toven: My point exactly.
Twylight: So aside from the sexual misconduct,did you manage to get that coin?
Fray: Nope.
Matt: I don’t get it.Why would Bison want this coin?
Twylight: Maybe he wants the sword for himself.
Fray: I don’t even know how he found out it.
Twylight: LL mentioned a group hitting a pawn shop today, where one of the other coins was.We figure Bison was responsible.
Fray: Why?
Matt: Daisy found that chick the Order kidnapped the other night,and she said they didn’t have any coins when they left her.
Fray: And how long ago was that?
Matt: A few hours.
Twylight: Which means they came to the museum first.
Fray: That means Shadaloo and the Order each have coins.
Matt: And there’s only one left.
Fray: Crap.
Twylight: We can find out where it is.
Fray: I already know.
Twylight: How?
Fray: That Deep Throat I was telling you about.
Toven: You just keeping sluttier by the minute,don’t you?J
Fray: Shut up.
Toven: whatever you say,Slutty Mcslut-slut.
Twylight: I don’t know,Fray.Are you sure you can trust this guy?I mean you hardly know anything about him.
Fray: He hasn’t failed me so far.And if he does,I’ll just kick his mysterious ass.
Matt: *giggles*
Fray: Whats so funny?
Matt: Hearing you say ass after what we just saw.
Fray: I don't really like you,Matt.
Matt: :(
Fray: We don't have much time.