Flamer Discussion Thread

[Abaddon]

Leave your comments,concerns,and suggestions here.

I'll start off by posing this hilarious non-canon episode Murray wrote:


“THE ZEPPED HO”
Graveyard of the banned

Fray and Daisy enter the graveyard of the banned

DAISY: So how are things going between you and herr logan?
FRAY: Oh I don’t know, I just love him so much though.
DAISY: Well I recently met someone but he’s a total geek head.
FRAY: What’s his name?
DAISY: Socrates.

HYPE COMMUNITY CAFETERRIA. A BUNCH OF GUYS ARE GATHERED AROUND SOCRATES, READY TO BEAT HIM UP.

SOCRATES: Um, listen, I swear I didn’t do anything. I swear. And if you try to hurt me, I’ll scream like, um, a screaming person. Yeah.
MASTER CHIEF: what a load of crap Socrates. You stole my username and my persona, admit it.
SOCRATES: I did not. Now you’re a mean person. Let go of me. Mommy, mommy!!!
PRINCIPAL KIPOBE: Now what are you two doing?
Master Chief lets go of Socrates
SOCRATES: It was nothing sir. Just a little horseplay, you know.
PRINCIPAL KIPOBE: If I catch you two doing that again Ill have you expelled, even though I don’t ever fill out the paperwork, I have my sexy assistant do that.
Principal Kipobe leaves.
MASTER CHIEF: You stood up for me. I respect that.
SOCRATES: Really? Thanks!
MASTER CHIEF: But I’m still going to kick your ass. I’d be careful tonight after school-you might run into my penis juice.
Master Chief leaves. Fray, Daisy and Twilight approach them.
DAISY: Hello Socrates.
SOCRATES:...um, hi Daisy.

Twilight is suddenly nervous and doesn’t say anything. Fray gives an unimpressed look like she has better things to do with her time.

DAISY: I want you to meet my friends. This is Fray and Twilight.
SOCRATES: Hey.
FRAY: Daisy, can we leave now?
DAISY: SURE

They leave. Socrates walks down the hallway, alone.

CUT TO: THE GRAVEYARD

Fray walks down the graveyard and flames some random guy. Herr Logan comes up from behind her.

HERR LOGAN: You're no good at that you know.
FRAY: I try, okay. I don’t need any of your back seat driving.
HERR LOGAN: Damn it I cant take it anymore. Make love to me, baby.
FRAY: What -- ?!

Herr logan rapes Fray for no apparent reason.

HERR LOGAN: Oh crap I need to go get a soul…

CUT TO: STREET

Socrates is walking down the street. He is approached by TOVEN.

TOVEN: Hey loser, remember me?
SOCRATES: Toven, when are you going to stop following me? Look the sex was great but…oh who am I kidding.

Toven and Socrates have crazy butt-monkey sex.

SOCRATES: That was weird
TOVEN: Yeah I’m gonna leave now.

Toven leaves. As she leaves a mysterious figure arises from the bushes. It is CHRIS EVANS.

CHRIS EVANS: How are you going, my young son…?
SOCRATES: Um, good, I guess…who are you?
CHRIS EVANS: I’m the freak of the week stupid! Can’t you tell this was a filler episode?
SOCRATES: No not really but okay. I have to warn you though, I am a very well skilled and trained fighter.
CHRIS EVANS: Whatever. FLAME ON *****!!!
Chris Evans and Socrates fight. Chris Evans turns to a human torch, but instead just stays on fire and dies.
SOCRATES: That was easy.

CUT TO: HYPE LIBRARY
FRAY, DAISY AND TWYLIGHT ARE ALL IN THE HYPE LIBRARY.

DAISY: Wow nothing unusual is going on. Must be a pretty crappy weak to be a troll.
TWILIGHT: You know troll is such a racist word.
DAISY: wait, how is it racist?
TWILIGHT: That’s what daddy said.
DAISY: uh…okay.
FRAY: I just got raped, does that mean anything?
Daisy and Twilight all stop and look at Fray.

THE END

[bored]

alright then.


EDIT: i just saw abaddon's explanation of why this thread exists. now i just feel bad :( .

[Abaddon]

You should.:mad:












Now get over it.:confused::up::o

[JLBats]

That is hilarious. Zepped Ho, lol, like Zeppo. I'll always remember that as the episode Xander got laid.

[twylight]

Danger Mouse...^_^

:up:

[Abaddon]

Who should be the next Big Bad?

[Valorman]

me!!

[Abaddon]

Again,I ask who should be the next Big Bad?:o

[Valorman]

lol ow

[bored]

lazur. or one of the mods. find out that one of them is secretly planning on betraying the others to usurp full control of the hype.

[Abaddon]

who the hell is lazur?

[JLBats]

Yeah, make it a mod. And at least make me a red shirt. I'm eccentric, with the writing, and the jogging and the dancing, hoyven!!

Throw a man a bone here :(

[bored]

heh, i feel your pain.


and lazur is a troll who pops up in the political forums alot. he is very much in the spirit of fred_fury and the like, though he makes poor attempts to sound intelligent sometimes (using the kind of logic a 12 year old could see through).

[LarryLegend]

Probally is Fred.

I need more scenes. Abaddon, I'm calling my agent.

[DOG LIPS]

Can I be the leader of a street gang that dances when they fight?


















Screw you then. :mad:

[Abaddon]

Probally is Fred.

I need more scenes. Abaddon, I'm calling my agent.


You'll have some more in the third ep.



DOG LIPS Can I be the leader of a street gang that dances when they fight?


I was thinking of including the mention in a scene or two,but I'm not sure how.:confused:



And bored,you also get a one-liner in the third ep.

[JLBats]

So are you not putting me in?

[Abaddon]

you are already in.

[bored]

hoo-ray.

[JLBats]

you are already in.

:eek: :D

As a huge Buffy and Angel fan, I'm just so honored.:up:

[Abaddon]

hoo-ray.


I can't tell whether or not youre being sarcastic.:(


:hulk:
:supes:

[Abaddon]

:eek: :D

As a huge Buffy and Angel fan, I'm just so honored.:up:


Congratulations.:)


You owe me a coke.:o

[DOG LIPS]

:eek: :D

As a huge Buffy and Angel fan, I'm just so honored.:up:
:mad:

[JLBats]

That coke is coming in the mail, my friend.

[JLBats]

:mad:

:confused:
:supes:

[Abaddon]

so,whaddaya guys think of the story so far?:)

[DOG LIPS]

so,whaddaya guys think of the story so far?:)
It needs a lot more DOG LIPS, but other than that, pretty good stuff. :D:up:

[JLBats]

so,whaddaya guys think of the story so far?:)

Awesome.

[Abaddon]

Specifially,what do you guys like best?And what posters aside from yourselves would you like to see?


It needs a lot more DOG LIPS, but other than that, pretty good stuff. :D:up:


I was gonna ask how you'd like to be included,but I just thought up the perfect cameo for you.:):o

[bored]

it has that kind of sense of humor that really defines the hype. the whole irreverent, everyone points out everyone elses absurdity kind of thing. that is what i enjoy about it.

[DOG LIPS]

And you somehow made Bison's posts readable. :o

[Holly Goodhead]

i dont get it

[DOG LIPS]

i dont get it
Shhh..... it's ok, put your helmet back on and go into the yard and play, let the grown-ups talk for a while.

[Abaddon]

I had to improve his grammar.:o


i dont get it


Somehow I'm not surprised.:confused:



I was thiking of making you a villain.:o

[Abaddon]

Shhh..... it's ok, put your helmet back on and go into the yard and play, let the grown-ups talk for a while.



LMAO.:D









I mean,bad dog!Bad dog!!:mad::mad: :o

[LarryLegend]

You'll have some more in the third ep.



:up:

[JLBats]

It's awesomely dead on to the tone of Buffy and the Hype. I'd love to see Spider-Freddie, but you should make him a recurring character who has a different name everytime.

[DOG LIPS]

It's awesomely dead on to the tone of Buffy and the Hype. I'd love to see Spider-Freddie, but you should make him a recurring character who has a different name everytime.
Yeah, but keep it close, like SpiderEddie, SpiderPrinze Jr., SpiderBetty. :p

[JLBats]

Yeah, but keep it close, like SpiderEddie, SpiderPrinze Jr., SpiderBetty. :p

SpiderTeddy, PiderFreddie...

Possibilities are endless!

[Abaddon]

I'll consider making him an evil spammer that gets killed off every episode only to return with a new username.:up:

[DOG LIPS]

You need to have someone get lost in the woods and come across...



The Emilio Family. :eek:

[Abaddon]

I wouldnt wish that on anybody.:(

[DOG LIPS]

I wouldnt wish that on anybody.:(
Maybe that could be my part, I get lost in the woods and come across the killer hillbilly Emilio family and I have to fight my way out as they have sex with eachother. :o

[Abaddon]

It could be like Deliverance.:o:up:

[DOG LIPS]

It could be like Deliverance.:o:up:
Yeah, have Tomwellings4supes with me, they can have their way with him. :o

[Abaddon]

Yeah, have Tomwellings4supes with me, they can have their way with him. :o

Theyll make him perform anilingus on them.:o


Good plan.:up::o

[DOG LIPS]

Theyll make him perform anilingus on them.:o


Good plan.:up::o
Yup, then have the Dad get killed since he was banned. :up:

[Abaddon]

Next Ep.: Twy gets the ability to read other people pms.

[DOG LIPS]

Next Ep.: Twy gets the ability to read other people pms.
...And TW4S gets 'hillbillied'. :o

[bored]

I'll consider making him an evil spammer that gets killed off every episode only to return with a new username.:up:


"oh my god, you killed spider-freddie!"

"you.... aw forget it."

[Abaddon]

Episode Lineup-


1.2 For Your Eyes Only-Twy develops the ability to read other peoples pms.
1.3 In This Guise-A poster gains sudden popularity.Meanwhile the gang deals with a virus outbreak.
1.4 Out Of Mind,Out of Site -An invisible poster attacks innocents.
1.5 The "U" In Us- Daisy's old flame comes back to woo her.Or so she thinks.

[DOG LIPS]

Have you been keeping up with my Zombie fic? I added the notorious Emilio family. :eek:

[Abaddon]

I've only skimmed through it.:(




But what I read was pretty hilarious.:D:up:

[DOG LIPS]

I'll add you in there soon. The Emilio's are some sexy rednecks. :D

Read it all, damnit! I read all your crap.. I mean stuff. :mad:

[Abaddon]

lol.Did you even see your cameo?!!:mad:

[DOG LIPS]

lol.Did you even see your cameo?!!:mad:
Yes, you killed Rabbit you bastard. :mad:

[Abaddon]

Didnt you want him dead?:mad:

[Detective Flass]

Can I be in it....as a crooked detective....who has a passion for showtunes....but is straight!?!?

[Abaddon]

You can have a cameo next ep.

[DOG LIPS]

You should add TW4S as a character that talks like Tom Cruise, saying the person's name all the time. :D

[DOG LIPS]

TW4S: Abaddon, why would you do that Abaddon... now why, Abaddon why would you do that, Abaddon?

[Abaddon]

Heh.I'll consider it.:)


Expect Spiderfreddie to make a return.:eek:

[bored]

mean past this latest rant? delightful. i'm seeing a theme, with the latest villains being the ones obsessed with actors.

[Abaddon]

Episode Lineup-


1.4 Out Of Mind,Out of Site -An invisible poster attacks innocents.






I need some ideas for this ep.

[SapphirePrima]

Can I have a part, please?
I need some ideas for this ep.
You could add me...:o I could be involved with the invisble user somehow... Good story though.

[LarryLegend]

Interesting stuff but that teacher LarryLegend seems to be underused imho.

[Abaddon]

LL you have no location!!:eek:

[JLBats]

I need some ideas for this ep.

Ok, how about the gang is shocked when they discover a dying poster. Maybe somebody from the Hellboy forums. He gives them a cryptic clue, and they search the archives for the poster who attacked. They discover no trace, but when another person is attacked and another is kidnapped, from right under everyone's noses, things become a bit more complicated.

[Abaddon]

Ok, how about the gang is shocked when they discover a dying poster. Maybe somebody from the Hellboy forums. He gives them a cryptic clue, and they search the archives for the poster who attacked. They discover no trace, but when another person is attacked and another is kidnapped, from right under everyone's noses, things become a bit more complicated.



And then we find out it was Keysore Soze all along!:eek:

[JLBats]

Exactly.

[Max Shrek]

Great show. Bison is frickin' hilarious!

Love to see me in an upcoming ep. Since you send me all those PMs, you obviously care about me...;)

[Abaddon]

Great show. Bison is frickin' hilarious!

Love to see me in an upcoming ep. Since you send me all those PMs, you obviously care about me...;)


Don't flatter yourself.:rolleyes:

[LarryLegend]

LL you have no location!!:eek:

I usally don't have a location. I'm a ghost I tell ya.

[Abaddon]

I usally don't have a location. I'm a ghost I tell ya.


Its slightly eerie!:eek:

[POWdER-man]

hmmm....interesting story however it need a bit of Powderman.....

[JLBats]

Its slightly eerie!:eek:

I see a new Flamer episode blooming.

[Abaddon]

I see a new Flamer episode blooming.



Bleh.I've got this seasons episode list full.I just need a filler ep.,but I might just move around an ep. I planned for season 2 up to fill the void.It's becoming stressful.:(

[DOG LIPS]

It's becoming stressful.:(
Do it for TW4S and all the people that are counting on you. Like... Bison.... and Dr.Cox. :up:

[Abaddon]

Do it for TW4S and all the people that are counting on you. Like... Bison.... and Dr.Cox. :up:


Those people are not important to me. :confused:







And TW4S is a traitorous whore.

[LarryLegend]

Its slightly eerie!:eek:

No location is erie?

Oh and Larry the teacher needs his part pumped up.

[Abaddon]

No location is erie?

Oh and Larry the teacher needs his part pumped up.




Dont worry.He'll be killed off soon enough.:up:

[LarryLegend]

Killed off? I'm calling my agent.

[Abaddon]

I'll kill him too.:up:

[bored]

dear god, he's gone mad with power!

[Abaddon]

I'll kill you as well.I'll kill you all damnit!!!!!!!

[POWdER-man]

We must make an alliance......he can kill us individually but if we are together.....he.........he......he could blow us up???

No wait scratch that, (hides in the frozen food section calling 911.....)

[Elmo]

awesome! i love my part. and i get to say boobies!!!

i can almost see a spinoff for officer elmo :o

[Abaddon]

We must make an alliance......he can kill us individually but if we are together.....he.........he......he could blow us up???

No wait scratch that, (hides in the frozen food section calling 911.....)



I'll kill you slowly.

[POWdER-man]

I'll kill you slowly.

DAMN!!! FINE......YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME??? :mad: C'MON AND GET ME!!!

[Abaddon]

DAMN!!! FINE......YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME??? :mad: C'MON AND GET ME!!!


I could use an appetizer,but I've already had dessert.:(:confused::o :ghost:

[LarryLegend]

The officer Elmo series LMAO.

Wait don't think you could get it on tv.

[Elmo]

I don't do this: ":confused::up:"

I may've done it on the rare occasion, but you have it up there like it's a mannerism of mine.

:mad:\

ha ha!

could you *be* more wrong about the way i talk? [/chandler]



larry, it would hve to be showtime or hbo or 90% of the dialogue would be bleeped

[POWdER-man]

I could use an appetizer,but I've already had dessert.

If anything I am a main course. So if you want to come get me....you just bring it....:hulk: :thing: :ghost: :p

[Abaddon]

\

ha ha!

could you *be* more wrong about the way i talk? [/chandler]



larry, it would hve to be showtime or hbo or 90% of the dialogue would be bleeped


Its depressing how Kipobe's becoming a whiny *****.:(



I may have to work that into the show.:o





And I could see an Officer Elmo series coming on between Arli$$ and Passion Cove.:confused::up::o

[Abaddon]

If anything I am a main course. So if you want to come get me....you just bring it....:hulk: :thing: :ghost: :p


Consider it brought,talcum man.
:mad: :ghost: :marv:

[JLBats]

Am I in it? I don't care if I am too much, great stuff:up:

[Abaddon]

If I put you in the current ep.,You'll probably only have one line.And thats if youre lucky.

[JLBats]

That's cool. I don't mind the red shirt treatment, I've been in the newspapers and on tv, so it's not a big thing to me to see my name in print, but it;d just be cool.

[LarryLegend]

Hey Hey I'm not dead


Yet

[POWdER-man]

Consider it brought,talcum man.
:mad: :ghost: :marv:

OHHH its been brought. Its on like Donkey Kong, B******. lol
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a227/Powderman_22/the-rock-20050302042806453-000.jpg

[Abaddon]

That's cool. I don't mind the red shirt treatment, I've been in the newspapers and on tv, so it's not a big thing to me to see my name in print, but it;d just be cool.



http://www.buffyworld.net/weapons_spell/anyanka.jpg Wish Granted.

[Abaddon]

OHHH its been brought. Its on like Donkey Kong, B******. lol
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a227/Powderman_22/the-rock-20050302042806453-000.jpg



eh?:confused:

[POWdER-man]

eh?:confused:


lol I was referring to the Rock's monologue to Bring it On....and well you get the point...unfortunately I could not google find a picture of that exact scene, so that was close enough.....the last part, is a quote from Stiffler in American Wedding.....

[Abaddon]

lol I was referring to the Rock's monologue to Bring it On....and well you get the point...unfortunately I could not google find a picture of that exact scene, so that was close enough.....the last part, is a quote from Stiffler in American Wedding.....

I didn't see either movie,so the reference is lost on me.:confused:

[Corinthian™]

:down:(

how come Kipeepee is in it and I ain't

Abaddon I hate you:mad::(

[Abaddon]

you can be the school janitor.

[Corinthian™]

you can be the school janitor.
do I get to sleep with the lawn mower?:confused:

[Abaddon]

possibly.

[Corinthian™]

possibly.
Teh Puffy:cool::up:™

[Herr Logan]

Abaddon, I wanted to commend you for your clever and entertaining story. :up:


And I'll give you the benefit of the doubt regarding this, in the sense that I'll accept that it was some scumbag named Murray who wrote this and not you:
I'll start off by posing this hilarious non-canon episode Murray wrote:

CUT TO: THE GRAVEYARD

Fray walks down the graveyard and flames some random guy. Herr Logan comes up from behind her.

HERR LOGAN: You're no good at that you know.
FRAY: I try, okay. I don’t need any of your back seat driving.
HERR LOGAN: Damn it I cant take it anymore. Make love to me, baby.
FRAY: What -- ?!

Herr logan rapes Fray for no apparent reason.

HERR LOGAN: Oh crap I need to go get a soul…

That's just all kinds of wrong. :mad:

I'm not saying that I wouldn't stuff Fray like a Thanksgiving turkey if she bent over and asked me to broaden her horizons, but I would never, ever hit that without her express permission and a lot of lubricant. Shame on Murray! Shame!! :mad:

:wolverine

[POWdER-man]

I didn't see either movie,so the reference is lost on me.:confused:

Yeah Be Cool was an alright sequel to Get Shorty....Vince Vaughn and the Rock had "Uncharacteristic" characters to say the least but were funny as hell.....and Travolta was good, Harvey Keitel and Cedric the Enternainer has good small roles....but all together it didn't make much sense.

Another good quote from the movie:

Vince Vaughn: Stop hatin', start participatin'. Come on, twinkle twinkle, baby, twinkle twinkle. Wanna take a shot at me kid? Do it.

And another:
What do you say to a man with two black eyes? Nothing, he's already been told twice.

Last one:
Vince Vaughn: Nice ass won't get you through your whole life. Once you turn thirty you better have a personality.


As for American Wedding...Hillarious. Worth a rental.....:D

[POWdER-man]

Abaddon, I wanted to commend you for your clever and entertaining story. :up:


And I'll give you the benefit of the doubt regarding this, in the sense that I'll accept that it was some scumbag named Murray who wrote this and not you:


That's just all kinds of wrong. :mad:

I'm not saying that I wouldn't stuff Fray like a Thanksgiving turkey if she bent over and asked me to broaden her horizons, but I would never, ever hit that without her express permission and a lot of lubricant. Shame on Murray! Shame!! :mad:

:wolverine

I thought it was a little weird that it said you raped someone, I thought even you wouldn't go that low......:D

[JLBats]

Abaddon, I wanted to commend you for your clever and entertaining story. :up:


And I'll give you the benefit of the doubt regarding this, in the sense that I'll accept that it was some scumbag named Murray who wrote this and not you:


That's just all kinds of wrong. :mad:

I'm not saying that I wouldn't stuff Fray like a Thanksgiving turkey if she bent over and asked me to broaden her horizons, but I would never, ever hit that without her express permission and a lot of lubricant. Shame on Murray! Shame!! :mad:

:wolverine

I think it was meant as a spoof of Buffy when Spike tried to rape Buffy pretty randomly.

[Herr Logan]

I thought it was a little weird that it said you raped someone, I thought even you wouldn't go that low......:D

Damn right I wouldn't. :mad:

Now, if the girl gives consent and signs the appropriate disclaimer documents, I'll go as low as low can get, but my favorite way to pass the time is to dream up ways to hurt rapists, so I don't appreciate this Murray sleaze-bag makin' sweet, innocent me out to be some kind of true monster. :o

I think it was meant as a spoof of Buffy when Spike tried to rape Buffy pretty randomly.

I watched "Buffy" almost religiously from the third season on and have seen hundreds of reruns. I damn well know it was a spoof of Spike. That's no excuse.

Besides, Spike only was able to attempt rape, yet my character went all the way with it. That's because Abaddon made Herr Logan much more of a badass than Spike (just like Wolverine, who could take Spike with one hand chained behind his back while pumped full of elephant tranquilizers, anytime, anywhere) and Murray chose to make the character use that power for evil instead of good. I don't see Bison or any of his cronies raping anybody. :mad:

And it's not exactly "randomly" when it's a God damn vampire! You know what a vampire is? That's it's nature. It's Buffy's fault for getting involved with him in the first place, since he's a God damn demon whose breed is specifically known to be a sexual predator, just like it would be a normal person's if they actually dated someone they knew to be a convicted rapist. The only way a real rapist could ever be truly rehabilitated is through magic (which isn't cost effective in the corrections division of the criminal justice system, as you can imagine), just like Spike, unless their unspeakable crime was directly caused by a full-blown psychotic disorder that was treatable, and that's a rare case.
I liked Spike up until that episode. That season sucked so much it's not even possible to describe.

:wolverine

[JLBats]

Damn right I wouldn't. :mad:

Now, if the girl gives consent and signs the appropriate disclaimer documents, I'll go as low as low can get, but my favorite way to pass the time is to dream up ways to hurt rapists, so I don't appreciate this Murray sleaze-bag makin' sweet, innocent me out to be some kind of true monster. :o



I watched "Buffy" almost religiously from the third season on and have seen hundreds of reruns. I damn well know it was a spoof of Spike. That's no excuse.

Besides, Spike only was able to attempt rape, yet my character went all the way with it. That's because Abaddon made Herr Logan much more of a badass than Spike (just like Wolverine, who could take Spike with one hand chained behind his back while pumped full of elephant tranquilizers, anytime, anywhere) and Murray chose to make the character use that power for evil instead of good. I don't see Bison or any of his cronies raping anybody. :mad:

And it's not exactly "randomly" when it's a God damn vampire! You know what a vampire is? That's it's nature. It's Buffy's fault for getting involved with him in the first place, since he's a God damn demon whose breed is specifically known to be a sexual predator, just like it would be a normal person's if they actually dated someone they knew to be a convicted rapist. The only way a real rapist could ever be truly rehabilitated is through magic (which isn't cost effective in the corrections division of the criminal justice system, as you can imagine), just like Spike, unless their unspeakable crime was directly caused by a full-blown psychotic disorder that was treatable, and that's a rare case.
I liked Spike up until that episode. That season sucked so much it's not even possible to describe.

:wolverine

I hated 6 when it first aired, come to except it since.

[Elmo]

:down:(

how come Kipeepee is in it and I ain't

Abaddon I hate you:mad::(

Kipobolee gives good ****. :hyper:

[Herr Logan]

I hated 6 when it first aired, come to except it since.

Did it go to 7 in total? I keep forgetting.

My girlfriend and I have been watching the first season on DVD through Netflix, and we'll probably see a good deal more, but they sent us a faulty final disc for that season and the only episode that absolutely would not play at all is the season finally. Bastards. :mad:

:wolverine

[Abaddon]

Abaddon, I wanted to commend you for your clever and entertaining story.


And I'll give you the benefit of the doubt regarding this, in the sense that I'll accept that it was some scumbag named Murray who wrote this and not you:


That's just all kinds of wrong.

I'm not saying that I wouldn't stuff Fray like a Thanksgiving turkey if she bent over and asked me to broaden her horizons, but I would never, ever hit that without her express permission and a lot of lubricant. Shame on Murray! Shame!!

:wolverine



Why thank you.Yes Murray wrote it,I didnt.He's been banned I think,since,so it doesnt really matter.


And stuff like a turkey?!My virgin eyes!:eek::o


Season 6 sucked loads.And season 7 started off well but became incoherent garbage.But magic=drugs?!That was the worst ****ing idea ever.How ****ing stupid is that?!!!!!Damn Matri Noxon for poisoning a clever show with a bad afterschool special analogy that didnt even fit in with how magic was protrayed in earlier seasons.Stupid melodramatic *****!!!!!!!!!:mad: :mad: :doom: :ghost:


[/end rant]



damn image limitation!!!!!

[Corinthian™]

Why thank you.Yes Murray wrote it,I didnt.He's been banned I think,since,so it doesnt really matter.


And stuff like a turkey?!My virgin eyes!:eek::o


Season 6 sucked loads.And season 7 started off well but became incoherent garbage.But magic=drugs?!That was the worst ****ing idea ever.How ****ing stupid is that?!!!!!Damn Matri Noxon for poisoning a clever show with a bad afterschool special analogy that didnt even fit in with how magic was protrayed in earlier seasons.Stupid melodramatic *****!!!!!!!!!:mad: :mad: :doom: :ghost:


[/end rant]



damn image limitation!!!!!
Maury was a great poster:confused:

[Abaddon]

whats your point?:confused:

[Abaddon]

I hated 6 when it first aired, come to except it since.


I accept it too.



As a load of pure horse****!!!!!!!!





DIE MARTI!!!!!!DIE!!!!!!!!!!

[Holly Goodhead]

i love Harmony

[Abaddon]

She's an idiot tho.:confused:






And a disloyal *****.:o

[Holly Goodhead]

i can relate :confused:

[sp1derg1rl]

Abaddon, Im really enjoying Flamer. I love the twist that CConn was the one who killed Dbella. Good job. :)

[bored]

so, looking at the fan fic forum, am i the only one noticing what a trendsetter abaddon has become?

[Kratos]

Abaddon, I wanted to commend you for your clever and entertaining story. :up:


And I'll give you the benefit of the doubt regarding this, in the sense that I'll accept that it was some scumbag named Murray who wrote this and not you:


That's just all kinds of wrong. :mad:

I'm not saying that I wouldn't stuff Fray like a Thanksgiving turkey if she bent over and asked me to broaden her horizons, but I would never, ever hit that without her express permission and a lot of lubricant. Shame on Murray! Shame!! :mad:

:wolverine
I'm really, REALLY sorry. It was a low low joke. I apologize, but I was just trying to spoof the complete stupidity of Buffy in its later seasons.

[Herr Logan]

I'm really, REALLY sorry. It was a low low joke. I apologize, but I was just trying to spoof the complete stupidity of Buffy in its later seasons.

You are absolved. But only because your current username is that of the protagonist in the coolest video game ever made, which I played just recently. ;)

:wolverine

[Abaddon]

so, looking at the fan fic forum, am i the only one noticing what a trendsetter abaddon has become?


Eh,its happened before.In junior high I used to write stories about the people in my class,with a similar kind of humor.Eventually a few of my friends started doing the same.One of them got most of the popular people to read his,and I faded away into the background.:(





One chick even had the audacity to say that I was copying him!:mad:

[Abaddon]

Abaddon, Im really enjoying Flamer. I love the twist that CConn was the one who killed Dbella. Good job. :)


Thank you.It's always nice to see unfamiliar faces enjoying my work.:):o:up:

[JLBats]

I was in it! I had one line! I feel special!

[Abaddon]

Hurrah!:confused::up:

[POWdER-man]

When am I going to get a line? :mad: Damn cultured bias stories....its because I am canadian isn't it?

[Abaddon]

You will get a line at the end.

[POWdER-man]

All right so complaining does get you things after all...woohoo.

I better not say something like:

"Do you ever feel....well you know....not natural...."

[Abaddon]

heh.you will be lucky if you get two syllables.:)

[DOG LIPS]

All right so complaining does get you things after all...woohoo.

I better not say something like:

"Do you ever feel....well you know....not natural...."
powderman: "The End."

[POWdER-man]

powderman: "The End."

Hey a line, is a line, is a line..... just as long as I get to sign you off with a steve austin salute.....

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a227/Powderman_22/stonefinger.jpg

[DOG LIPS]

Just as long as you put some pants on you black panties wearing freak. :(

[POWdER-man]

Hey don't knock the speedos :mad:.......I wear short shorts....

[Abaddon]

be careful.he might slap your wife.:(

[POWdER-man]

Now leave my sexual encounters with her out of of this..... :ghost: :joker:

[DOG LIPS]

Yes please, no more stories of powderman taking it up the arse with a strap-on, it gives me nightmares. :(

[POWdER-man]

I tell you, you have the weirdest dreams that I have ever heard. Stop fantasizing about me it's creeping me out.... :eek:

[Abaddon]

I have part of the next ep.I'll give you guys the option of posting it tonight,or tomorrow,when I'll have more to add.

[Holly Goodhead]

im confused, are all the hype posters supposed to be a character from buffy?

[Abaddon]

Not exactly.

[Holly Goodhead]

why am i not the main character?

[Abaddon]

why should you be?:confused:

[LarryLegend]

Nice stuff. I liked the TB reference and Elmo going crazy.

[bored]

so one minute i'm in the cult, all of whom get arrested, then i'm back in class. i bribed the jailers, didn't i?

[Holly Goodhead]

why should you be?:confused:

because im better than everyone?

[Abaddon]

so one minute i'm in the cult, all of whom get arrested, then i'm back in class. i bribed the jailers, didn't i?


heh.I had that scene typed up before I decided to extend your role.a quick edit should fix that.:up:



because im better than everyone?

If everyone is code for nobody,then sure.:confused::up:

[JLBats]

heh.I had that scene typed up before I decided to extend your role.a quick edit should fix that.:up:





If everyone is code for nobody,then sure.:confused::up:

Burn

[LarryLegend]

Great new episode. I love Larry's expanded role.

[POWdER-man]

DAMNIT :mad:! I must have woke up by now from that stupid a** kick.... I didn't even get a line...WTF?!?

[Abaddon]

You did get a line.:confused::up:






The Exalted followers will make a brief appearance next ep.

[POWdER-man]

You mean "ow"?

hardly a line....more like school boy b****'s cry for help....

[Abaddon]

nah,if I was going for that I wouldve had you say, "No please.Don't hurt me!!I w have so much to live for!!".

[POWdER-man]

Damn now that would be uncharacteristic of me to say something like that. But I am glad you didn't put some imposter like the one that DOG LIPS dragged out of his closet for his story...:confused:

[DOG LIPS]

About time I got a good part! :mad::up:


*Erases the new scene in HZA where Abaddon gets raped by zombie-mimes*

[Abaddon]

Now you can stop *****ing.:mad::up:








And give me something cool to do,damnit.:mad:

[bored]

heh.I had that scene typed up before I decided to extend your role.a quick edit should fix that.:up:



can i still bribe the jailers?

[Abaddon]

we'll see.

[Holly Goodhead]

heh.I had that scene typed up before I decided to extend your role.a quick edit should fix that.:up:





If everyone is code for nobody,then sure.:confused::up:

im never making out with your nipples again. :o NEVER!

[Abaddon]

im never making out with your nipples again. :o NEVER!



:eek:



Gunny was better than you anyway.:o

[Holly Goodhead]

no, im the nipple queen. gunny is good at ****fingering, same with Fuzz. she temporarily handicapped me one time.

[LarryLegend]

This new episode kicks ass. Lots of Larry, plus I have a 69 Dodge Charger.

[bored]

*bump* before others overflow the actual thread again.

[Abaddon]

Thank you,bored.


I'll try and have and have the next bit up soon.

[Holly Goodhead]

and have and have and have

[JLBats]

You ever gonna do a gimicky episode, like Smile Time, or Hush, or Once More, With Feeling?

[Abaddon]

and have and have and have

i hate lagging,as much as i hate your breasts.


JLBats You ever gonna do a gimicky episode, like Smile Time, or Hush, or Once More, With Feeling?


Unlikely.Those eps. worked because they had alot of visually entertaining centerpieces.Its pretty much impossible to work that kinda thing into literary form,and still be funny.

[Holly Goodhead]

but my breasts love you

[War Eagle]

Abaddon ... What the hell? :eek:


What did I do to you? My beautiful face. :(

other than that it kicks ass. :up::o

[Abaddon]

somebody had to die.:(








but that doesnt mean you wont come back

[Holly Goodhead]

im not understanding the characters, probably because i only read the parts that im in. give me a quick description of the characters or their buffy/angel counter parts.

[LarryLegend]

Great stuff. Damm that Slag however, damm him.

[The Green Goblin]

but that doesnt mean you wont come back

:cool: I might make it back! ... as one of The Undead :eek:

[Abaddon]

im not understanding the characters, probably because i only read the parts that im in. give me a quick description of the characters or their buffy/angel counter parts.


What parts were you reading before I introduced you?:confused:


As far as counterparts go:

Fray-Buffy
Daisy-Giles
Twylight-Willow
Matt-Xander
Larrylegend-Jenny Calendar
You-Cordelia,but dumber and ****tier.:up:
Gunblade- Er..Cordy/Xander/Anya/minor character :confused::up:

Most of everyone is still pretty much themselves.The main characters are only based on the buffy counterparts,so everyone is still pretty much themselves.For example,Matt might be the powerless normal guy that Xander is,but he's still his politics-lovin' annoying self.Fray might be in the buffy role,but you'll notice that she'll exhibit some characteristics of Faith as well,just because it seems more natural to her real life character.LL might be the love interest of Daisy like Jenny,but he doesn't have breasts and he's not familiar with any kind of magic of gypsy crap.Though I can't guarantee he'll survive in the show.:(:o


Get it?Got it?Good.:up:

[LarryLegend]

LL has pecs.

Wait a minute I might die? I have got to read more of the script before I sign onto projects.

[bored]

hey, i got stabbed with a pen.

[Abaddon]

couldve been worse.I was considering having her stab you in the genitals.:o

[bored]

:eek: . do you dislike me?

[Abaddon]

of course not.It wouldve just been for dramatic effect.:o:)

[bored]

well, i suppose my high-pitched screams of anguish would be dramatic enough.

[Holly Goodhead]

ugh season 1 sucks

[Abaddon]

it always does.

[Holly Goodhead]

i wonder what my favorite season is, i cant tell them apart.

[Elmo]

it must be really hard to be a vampire i mean with all that blood flowing :cool:

[Abaddon]

That was such a slag joke.:(:down

[Elmo]

ouch baby :(

[Abaddon]

it hurt me more than it hurt you.:(

[Holly Goodhead]

"I don't know what to say, it was really, I mean, one minute you're in your normal life, and then who's in the fridge? It really gets to you, a thing like that. It was... let's just say I haven't been able to eat a thing since yesterday. I think I lost, like, seven and a half ounces? Way swifter than that so-called diet that quack put me on. Oh, I'm not saying that we should kill a teacher every day just so I can lose weight, I'm just saying when tragedy strikes, we have to look on the bright side. You know?"

[Abaddon]

Sounds like Cordelia.What ep. is that from?

[Holly Goodhead]

teachers pet?

[Abaddon]

I remember now.Praying mantis lady.heh.

[Holly Goodhead]

haha

Cordelia: (talking about Giles) I didn't notice anything yesterday when I saw him talking to the police.
Buffy: And you waited to tell us this because . . .?
Cordelia: I didn't think it was important.
Xander: We understand - it wasn't about you.
Buffy: What was he talking about?
Cordelia: Oh, don't tell me - I know this one. It was something about a . . .homicide.

[Abaddon]

CORDELIA: What an ordeal. And you know what the worst part is?
JENNY: What?
CORDELIA: It stays with you forever. No matter what they tell you, none of that rust and blood and grime comes out. I mean, you can dry clean till judgment day, you are living with those stains.
JENNY: Yeah that's the worst part of being hung upside down by a vampire who wants to slit your throat: the stains.
CORDELIA: I hear ya!

[Holly Goodhead]

i think i saw that episode...frat house?

[JLBats]

You should do an Angel style spin-off taking place in the Sin City boards, with the mods as the Senior Partners and Mirko as the Powers That Be.

[JLBats]

whoa, way ahead of you.:eek: I pmed abaddon about it and he said it had to be a prequel but that i could still do it but he'd have to have a say and stuff. So lets just say its in talks of being made.
Great minds think alike. :up:

Brilliant:up: Will there be any Connor type subplots? And who will star as the Angel type character?

[Abaddon]

You should do an Angel style spin-off taking place in the Sin City boards, with the mods as the Senior Partners and Mirko as the Powers That Be.

I was planning on doing one by introducing my character in Flamer,but then I decided I wouldnt have time for both,and I'm pretty sucky at multitasking.I like the idea of the Sin City boards being the setting,howver I dont know anyone who goes there.I did plan on having Mirko as one the "Administrators That Be".As for the Senior Partners I was thinking along the lines of the "VBulletin Board of Directors" or something like that.But the mods thing mightve made more sense,the problem is that in Angel the senior partners are never seen,and if I was actually using mods I'd definitely want them in.




Mattew did suggest a spin-off starring Herr Logan as the Angel type,but I told him it could only be a prequel,because I still plan on using the character in Flamer.



Why do I feel like I'm making Dvd commentary?:confused:

i think i saw that episode...frat house?


The episode was "When She Was Bad".THe first one of the second season.

[Psycho Hulk]

:( Sorry Abaddon...:( Hulk get over excited...

"SMaSH THEM PENGUINS INTO NUGGETS DAISY!!!"

[Abaddon]

I need a writer.:o

[LarryLegend]

[I]

Daisy: I get it now.You and Slag used to be like brothers,you stuck by each other through thick and thin.But you guys were also extremely competitive.He was always the most popular,and now that he’s making more money than you,you can’t even stand to see him.


Slag the most popular? :down

This is because I stuffed you in that locker in High School right? ;)

[Psycho Hulk]

I need a writer.:o

I am a writer. As hard as it is to believe.

[Abaddon]

Slag the most popular? :down

This is because I stuffed you in that locker in High School right? ;)


No,its because you got me sent to detention after I let you cheat off my test.:o

I am a writer. As hard as it is to believe.

Thats nice.

[Psycho Hulk]

Thats nice.

:blinks, then hangs his head in shame:

[Abaddon]

It's ok Hulk.

[Holly Goodhead]

give him a hug Abaddon

[Abaddon]

ok,but I have to warn you,I'll probably shake my head furiously in your boobs.:o

[Holly Goodhead]

i have to warn you i might like it:o

[Abaddon]

Bisons back next ep.

[LarryLegend]

My Charger, my beautiful Charger. Dayum penguins.

[Abaddon]

it had a good run.:o:up:

[LarryLegend]

Larry gets beat up to much.

[Holly Goodhead]

less everyone else, more me

[Abaddon]

you're in the Night Club scene tovy.



and Larry-it comes with the territory.just be glad you aren't dead yet

[LarryLegend]

I guess. I just feel so Zanderish.

BTW nice job on Matt's costume.

[Abaddon]

I wonder how Daisy feels about smooshing penguins.:o

[JLBats]

I guess. I just feel so Zanderish.

BTW nice job on Matt's costume.

Be happy to be Xander! He had sex with Anya, Faith... that was it. Wow.

[Abaddon]

But he's the zeppo.:(

[JLBats]

Hey, you should have FrayOk sacrifice herself, taking the banning for her new, magical little brother, JLBats:0 . Then we all use stolen mod powers to bring her back, but... she was in digital heaven!:eek:

[Herr Logan]

Leave your comments,concerns,and suggestions here.

I'll start off by posing this hilarious non-canon episode Murray wrote:


“THE ZEPPED HO”
Graveyard of the banned

Fray and Daisy enter the graveyard of the banned

DAISY: So how are things going between you and herr logan?
FRAY: Oh I don’t know, I just love him so much though.
DAISY: Well I recently met someone but he’s a total geek head.
FRAY: What’s his name?
DAISY: Socrates.

HYPE COMMUNITY CAFETERRIA. A BUNCH OF GUYS ARE GATHERED AROUND SOCRATES, READY TO BEAT HIM UP.

SOCRATES: Um, listen, I swear I didn’t do anything. I swear. And if you try to hurt me, I’ll scream like, um, a screaming person. Yeah.
MASTER CHIEF: what a load of crap Socrates. You stole my username and my persona, admit it.
SOCRATES: I did not. Now you’re a mean person. Let go of me. Mommy, mommy!!!
PRINCIPAL KIPOBE: Now what are you two doing?
Master Chief lets go of Socrates
SOCRATES: It was nothing sir. Just a little horseplay, you know.
PRINCIPAL KIPOBE: If I catch you two doing that again Ill have you expelled, even though I don’t ever fill out the paperwork, I have my sexy assistant do that.
Principal Kipobe leaves.
MASTER CHIEF: You stood up for me. I respect that.
SOCRATES: Really? Thanks!
MASTER CHIEF: But I’m still going to kick your ass. I’d be careful tonight after school-you might run into my penis juice.
Master Chief leaves. Fray, Daisy and Twilight approach them.
DAISY: Hello Socrates.
SOCRATES:...um, hi Daisy.

Twilight is suddenly nervous and doesn’t say anything. Fray gives an unimpressed look like she has better things to do with her time.

DAISY: I want you to meet my friends. This is Fray and Twilight.
SOCRATES: Hey.
FRAY: Daisy, can we leave now?
DAISY: SURE

They leave. Socrates walks down the hallway, alone.

CUT TO: THE GRAVEYARD

Fray walks down the graveyard and flames some random guy. Herr Logan comes up from behind her.

HERR LOGAN: You're no good at that you know.
FRAY: I try, okay. I don’t need any of your back seat driving.
HERR LOGAN: Damn it I cant take it anymore. Make love to me, baby.
FRAY: What -- ?!

Herr logan rapes Fray for no apparent reason.

HERR LOGAN: Oh crap I need to go get a soul…

CUT TO: STREET

Socrates is walking down the street. He is approached by TOVEN.

TOVEN: Hey loser, remember me?
SOCRATES: Toven, when are you going to stop following me? Look the sex was great but…oh who am I kidding.

Toven and Socrates have crazy butt-monkey sex.

SOCRATES: That was weird
TOVEN: Yeah I’m gonna leave now.

Toven leaves. As she leaves a mysterious figure arises from the bushes. It is CHRIS EVANS.

CHRIS EVANS: How are you going, my young son…?
SOCRATES: Um, good, I guess…who are you?
CHRIS EVANS: I’m the freak of the week stupid! Can’t you tell this was a filler episode?
SOCRATES: No not really but okay. I have to warn you though, I am a very well skilled and trained fighter.
CHRIS EVANS: Whatever. FLAME ON *****!!!
Chris Evans and Socrates fight. Chris Evans turns to a human torch, but instead just stays on fire and dies.
SOCRATES: That was easy.

CUT TO: HYPE LIBRARY
FRAY, DAISY AND TWYLIGHT ARE ALL IN THE HYPE LIBRARY.

DAISY: Wow nothing unusual is going on. Must be a pretty crappy weak to be a troll.
TWILIGHT: You know troll is such a racist word.
DAISY: wait, how is it racist?
TWILIGHT: That’s what daddy said.
DAISY: uh…okay.
FRAY: I just got raped, does that mean anything?
Daisy and Twilight all stop and look at Fray.

THE END

I'm going to slaughter a sleeping puppy out of anger because of this. Then I'll go kill a yuppy and steal his digital camera and take pictures of the slaughtered puppy and show it to you. That's how pissed off I am that you didn't edit this "non-canon" episode to my satisfaction before posting it yet again. :mad:

You know what that episode is? It's fan-fiction, whereas what you're writing is the official series. I will not be a fan fiction character, God dammit! :ghost:

:wolverine

[Abaddon]

NO!!!!!!!Not a puppy!!!!!!:eek:


I didn't repost it.:confused:


Anyway,once you become a series regular youre bound to become fanfictionalized.:(


JUst be glad it wasnt gay slash.:o


Hey, you should have FrayOk sacrifice herself, taking the banning for her new, magical little brother, JLBats . Then we all use stolen mod powers to bring her back, but... she was in digital heaven!:eek:


haha thats great.I actually already have plans involving elements of season 5.But I guarantee you that I wont ripoff the exact plot from Buffy.:o:)

[JLBats]

NO!!!!!!!Not a puppy!!!!!!http://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/smilies/eek.gif


I didn't repost it.http://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/smilies/confused.gif


Anyway,once you become a series regular youre bound to become fanfictionalized.http://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/smilies/frown.gif


JUst be glad it wasnt gay slash.





haha thats great.I actually already have plans involving elements of season 5.But I guarantee you that I wont ripoff the exact plot from Buffy.

I'll assume I'm not playing Dawn's rolehttp://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/smilies/frown.gif I'd probably be better than the real onehttp://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/smilies/smile.gif http://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/smilies/icon14.gif

[Psycho Hulk]

When does hulk get to smash puny humans who bother daisy? :(

[Abaddon]

In time,friend.In time.


I'll assume I'm not playing Dawn's rolehttp://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/smilies/frown.gif I'd probably be better than the real onehttp://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/smilies/smile.gif http://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/smilies/icon14.gif


ouch.:o

[Abaddon]

I wanna kill somebody off.:(

[Psycho Hulk]

When in doubt. Kill a Noob.

[Abaddon]

Name names.:o

[Psycho Hulk]

noob #1
noob #2...

:blinks: you didn't name them.

[Abaddon]

I couldnt think of any.:confused:



doesnt matter now anyway,theyre dead.:o

[Psycho Hulk]

Bwhahahahah!!!

[Abaddon]

:confused::up:

[Psycho Hulk]

A hero needs to die.

[Abaddon]

yes,but who?:(

[Holly Goodhead]

boring..

[JLBats]

A hero needs to die.

Not die, get banned:mad:

[Psycho Hulk]

Not die, get banned:mad:

:mad:

[JLBats]

:spidey:
:supes: :up:

[Psycho Hulk]

Wait...Now ya lost me. :blinks:

[Abaddon]

Not die, get banned:mad:


its pretty much the same thing. :confused:

[LarryLegend]

Great scene. I get to kill BakerBoy and save Daisy.

[JLBats]

its pretty much the same thing. :confused:

Now I feel better:o

[Abaddon]

I still don't buy you as a pessimist.:down

[JLBats]

I still don't buy you as a pessimist.:down

What the **** does that even have to do with anything? And to hell if I care.

[Abaddon]

Thats anger not pessimism.:o

[JLBats]

Thats anger not pessimism.:o

:confused: Did I seem like I was trying for pessimism?